WEBVTT - Did They *Really* Know Them Enough For A Wedding Invite? 0:00:01.000 --> 0:00:07.200 This is the Chrissy Swan Show. I just cleaned my 0:00:07.440 --> 0:00:11.360 glasses and I feel like a new woman. 0:00:11.760 --> 0:00:13.600 They are fantastic specsavers. 0:00:13.680 --> 0:00:16.400 Can I tell you? I must have just been going 0:00:16.440 --> 0:00:18.680 like this with my fingers all day. I could barely 0:00:18.720 --> 0:00:20.599 see anything. And now it's like a revelation. 0:00:20.920 --> 0:00:22.560 Jack beautiful, How good do I look? 0:00:22.720 --> 0:00:24.640 Do you look amazing? As always? 0:00:24.760 --> 0:00:27.560 We did just devour some beautiful chargirl Charlie's. 0:00:27.600 --> 0:00:32.240 Oh my god, that's where the grease. That was delicious 0:00:32.400 --> 0:00:34.440 de de delicious. 0:00:34.479 --> 0:00:38.000 Hey Swanny, it is the third last day to get 0:00:38.000 --> 0:00:40.680 in the running for that b y D Sea Lions. 0:00:41.040 --> 0:00:43.960 What a magical week someone is going to have. They're 0:00:43.960 --> 0:00:46.159 just going to be I imagine like someone's just going 0:00:46.240 --> 0:00:48.800 to be like washing their dishes, the drudgery of it, 0:00:48.880 --> 0:00:53.400 all the sink, looking out over their driveway. And then too, 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:58.160 you and I in a brand new shiny byd that 0:00:58.240 --> 0:01:01.440 we will absolutely not crash on the way, absolutely not 0:01:01.520 --> 0:01:03.400 give it away. And then we get to give someone 0:01:03.440 --> 0:01:06.560 the keys. Yep, I mean, do they even have keys anymore, 0:01:06.600 --> 0:01:08.959 these futuristic ev plug in hybrids. 0:01:09.040 --> 0:01:10.800 I think you don't even I think it just knows 0:01:10.840 --> 0:01:14.039 you're coming. I think it's all rup anyway, register by 0:01:14.160 --> 0:01:15.920 the Nova Player app. Will we be putting someone in 0:01:15.920 --> 0:01:18.640 the running for that about three point thirty. We're also 0:01:18.640 --> 0:01:21.560 going to be talking about adults that don't drive. 0:01:21.400 --> 0:01:26.800 Sp yes cars, are you one justify your existences? 0:01:27.040 --> 0:01:29.920 Crissy is coming up, will be chucking something special inside 0:01:29.959 --> 0:01:33.040 that bum bag. But next to do list Tuesday, for 0:01:33.080 --> 0:01:35.319 the last time for a little whilst one is start 0:01:35.319 --> 0:01:37.160 writing the Chrissy Swan show. 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:40.280 Let's open up our diaries, shall we jack to do 0:01:40.480 --> 0:01:43.399 list Tuesday? I've got a few interesting ones here and 0:01:43.400 --> 0:01:46.600 I'm going to do one on the fly. Okay, First 0:01:46.600 --> 0:01:50.240 of all, on my to do list today is explain 0:01:50.800 --> 0:01:53.880 my absence at the Project wrap party that occurred on 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:57.760 Friday night. I was invited, which was a great honor. 0:01:57.920 --> 0:01:59.760 You told me you hate Sarah Harris off air. 0:02:00.720 --> 0:02:03.440 I most certainly did not say that. I'm so excited 0:02:03.480 --> 0:02:07.280 to be invited. Because I got the invitation, I thought, yeah, 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:10.800 I've really done a lot of miles on that show. 0:02:10.919 --> 0:02:12.480 Well, there was a little while there. I remember when 0:02:12.480 --> 0:02:14.880 we were working together a few years ago, and were 0:02:14.919 --> 0:02:18.080 you filling in for car feeling for Carrie. 0:02:18.120 --> 0:02:19.680 I don't know where Carrie had gone, Did you have 0:02:19.720 --> 0:02:24.200 a little hiatus potentially? And yeah, I was reading the news. 0:02:24.680 --> 0:02:27.400 I mean, I really need to go back and check 0:02:27.440 --> 0:02:33.000 that that actually happened. But yeah, I loved the show 0:02:33.040 --> 0:02:34.600 and I loved doing it, and of course I was 0:02:34.680 --> 0:02:38.239 very excited to be invited and my RSVP to the affirmative. 0:02:38.280 --> 0:02:41.280 And then Friday came around and I just looked at 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:43.440 myself in the room and I thought, when are you 0:02:43.560 --> 0:02:44.079 going to. 0:02:44.120 --> 0:02:47.240 Learn that you need to say I can't. 0:02:48.200 --> 0:02:51.840 Because I just can't ever, I can't ever leave the 0:02:51.880 --> 0:02:55.400 house ever. So how I was like, there is zero 0:02:55.639 --> 0:02:57.680 chance of me being able to get a frock on 0:02:57.880 --> 0:03:01.200 and a shoe and a head and turn up to 0:03:01.280 --> 0:03:04.520 a There's just no way. How would I park for start? 0:03:04.919 --> 0:03:06.680 It's the Coma, you know. Then you used to do 0:03:06.720 --> 0:03:07.560 the circle there, but. 0:03:07.600 --> 0:03:10.000 It was at the forum. It was at a venue, 0:03:10.280 --> 0:03:10.560 was it? 0:03:10.680 --> 0:03:12.639 Oh you had? I can't believe you had buckleys of 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:13.520 getting it? No way. 0:03:13.600 --> 0:03:15.639 I should just call you straight away every time I'm 0:03:15.680 --> 0:03:18.600 invited to anything, and just you can say, get real, 0:03:18.880 --> 0:03:24.200 get me hermit lady. Next, I've got a mysterious entry 0:03:24.720 --> 0:03:29.600 that says, don't let it break you, honey. I certain 0:03:29.639 --> 0:03:32.920 I don't know whether it's just a little pep talk 0:03:33.040 --> 0:03:36.200 I'm giving myself or whether it means something. 0:03:36.360 --> 0:03:39.120 Were you treating your to do list like a gratitude journal? 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:43.680 No, it feels like it's something getting released. Ah, don't 0:03:43.760 --> 0:03:47.440 let it break you. Honey. Is a memoir about saving 0:03:47.600 --> 0:03:53.320 yourself by Jenny Evans. It's someone that I do not know, 0:03:53.360 --> 0:03:55.880 but obviously at some point I was very interested in that. 0:03:55.920 --> 0:04:00.240 And it's coming out today, Okay, so that's that's what 0:04:00.240 --> 0:04:01.680 that means. It means I've got to buy it on 0:04:01.720 --> 0:04:02.200 my kindle. 0:04:02.400 --> 0:04:04.480 I mean, you'll never read it. Added to the pile 0:04:04.480 --> 0:04:07.200 of optimism, but sure, it's nice to support the author. 0:04:07.520 --> 0:04:09.120 And then the last thing on my to do list 0:04:09.240 --> 0:04:13.600 is find a place to buy Sunny Angels in person, 0:04:14.280 --> 0:04:17.800 not buy mail in time for the party that Pig's 0:04:17.800 --> 0:04:20.599 got to go to on Saturday. She's still upset too 0:04:20.680 --> 0:04:23.240 late that now all her friends are too, so they're 0:04:23.279 --> 0:04:24.760 they're gifts all right. 0:04:25.640 --> 0:04:27.680 That was actually a more exciting to do list from 0:04:27.680 --> 0:04:28.200 you than usual. 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:29.680 Not too bad, Thank you, thank you. 0:04:29.960 --> 0:04:32.560 My first item on my to do list is put 0:04:32.600 --> 0:04:35.240 Gym membership on hold. I got to Europe Friday night 0:04:35.279 --> 0:04:37.119 and I'm like, you know what, I'll try and save 0:04:37.560 --> 0:04:38.880 that gym membership for a few weeks. 0:04:39.000 --> 0:04:40.279 That's a really great idea. 0:04:40.360 --> 0:04:42.200 Yeah, And apparently when PT told me they'd let you 0:04:42.279 --> 0:04:44.120 do it, I've thought they'd be like, too bad, so sad. 0:04:44.240 --> 0:04:45.800 How much is it going to save you? 0:04:45.839 --> 0:04:47.240 Probably twenty two bucks a week? 0:04:49.880 --> 0:04:51.480 What's is it really worth doing? 0:04:52.480 --> 0:04:55.960 Mate? Any dollar counts at this point. Any dollar that's 0:04:56.000 --> 0:04:58.440 a coffee overseas, that's a coffee in London. 0:04:58.560 --> 0:05:01.039 That's you're saving sixty six which you're going to spend 0:05:01.080 --> 0:05:02.479 on cropping a T shirt. 0:05:02.560 --> 0:05:04.240 Correct, but at least if you've got a crop in 0:05:04.320 --> 0:05:09.000 a T shirt. Ordinary travel pack do you know the ordinary? 0:05:09.000 --> 0:05:11.640 My favorite skin? They do travel packs now, all like 0:05:11.880 --> 0:05:13.440 packs with little bottles in it. So I want to 0:05:13.480 --> 0:05:14.440 get by one of those. 0:05:14.560 --> 0:05:16.840 What a great idea. The other option is you can 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:18.880 get I've got some that I can give you from 0:05:18.920 --> 0:05:21.080 cam up. They're little silicon bottles and you can just 0:05:21.080 --> 0:05:22.520 fill up with the stuff you've got at home. 0:05:22.640 --> 0:05:24.480 I know that wigs me out doing that, like having 0:05:24.520 --> 0:05:27.280 it go from one container to the other and then 0:05:27.320 --> 0:05:28.560 it being exposed and like. 0:05:28.440 --> 0:05:31.840 Okay, something for your therapy and then my final one 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:33.279 is book brassery Lip. 0:05:33.360 --> 0:05:36.760 My favorite restaurant in Paris brassy lip, brassery lip. 0:05:36.920 --> 0:05:41.120 You've told me about that is lipp. Yes, God, you're 0:05:41.160 --> 0:05:42.520 going to have the best holiday. 0:05:42.600 --> 0:05:44.760 Did you ever go to Paris? Anyone listening? Go there. 0:05:45.040 --> 0:05:48.400 I'm going to be labeling stationery and sorting out tubs. 0:05:48.720 --> 0:05:50.479 I will FaceTime you off my face. 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:55.280 Do not the Crissy Swan show. Now, I'm going to 0:05:55.360 --> 0:05:58.960 read this headline to you. Mother fears she has failed 0:05:59.040 --> 0:06:03.599 as a parent, I mean hard relate because her grown 0:06:03.720 --> 0:06:08.119 kids will not learn to drive and they still rely 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:09.720 on her for regular rides. 0:06:10.160 --> 0:06:12.440 Oh that would do my heading as a parent. 0:06:12.640 --> 0:06:15.400 I need to be careful here because my kids are 0:06:15.520 --> 0:06:20.799 not yet at the age where they can drive. I mean, unbelievably, 0:06:20.839 --> 0:06:24.279 my daughter, who I relate to as if she is 0:06:24.360 --> 0:06:28.400 my peer, yeah, is still in grade six. I've got 0:06:28.400 --> 0:06:31.400 a long way to go. And the fact is this 0:06:31.520 --> 0:06:35.120 might be my reality. Could it could very easily be 0:06:35.240 --> 0:06:39.640 my reality because I am their personal assistant. I have 0:06:39.800 --> 0:06:44.600 set that up, particularly my daughter, and chances are if 0:06:44.600 --> 0:06:47.719 they decide that it's easier to get a lift with me, 0:06:48.480 --> 0:06:50.159 than they will not learn to drive. 0:06:50.360 --> 0:06:52.600 Well, given that you are sort of the shortcut queen 0:06:52.640 --> 0:06:53.760 in life. Let's be honest. 0:06:53.920 --> 0:06:54.200 Yep. 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:57.320 PEG probably will take that on board as well, and 0:06:57.360 --> 0:06:59.840 one of the first shortcut shortcuts she'll see after what 0:07:00.240 --> 0:07:02.279 her brother's learned to drive as well. Maybe yeah, she'd 0:07:02.279 --> 0:07:04.240 be like, I ain't doing that. I'm making mum do 0:07:04.279 --> 0:07:05.520 it for the rest of my life. 0:07:05.560 --> 0:07:07.120 And she knows that she just has to ask and 0:07:07.240 --> 0:07:11.280 I am putty in her hands. However, at this stage, 0:07:11.440 --> 0:07:13.680 when I have no experience as a mother with that 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:18.840 in my own home, I do not understand this. I 0:07:19.000 --> 0:07:23.680 don't understand kids that do not want to drive the 0:07:23.880 --> 0:07:29.000 minute they can, right I was. I was eighteen and 0:07:29.120 --> 0:07:33.440 two days old when I got my license. Yeah, okay, 0:07:33.680 --> 0:07:35.320 like I just couldn't wait. 0:07:35.680 --> 0:07:39.400 I remember not being able to wait to turn sixteen 0:07:39.520 --> 0:07:41.240 when I could get my learners in Victoria. 0:07:41.400 --> 0:07:41.800 Correct. 0:07:41.920 --> 0:07:44.040 That was like Christmas to me. And I've got to 0:07:44.040 --> 0:07:46.000 shout out to my dad. He was great at teaching 0:07:46.040 --> 0:07:48.040 me to drive, and he liked me, loved driving. So 0:07:48.080 --> 0:07:49.840 I was in that land Cruiser before I pretty barely 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:50.760 could look over the window. 0:07:50.920 --> 0:07:53.720 Were you driving as a very small child and nearly 0:07:53.800 --> 0:07:54.679 killing children? 0:07:54.760 --> 0:07:54.920 Yeah? 0:07:54.960 --> 0:07:55.960 Yeah, can you remember that? 0:07:56.200 --> 0:07:57.240 Up in deliloquent. 0:07:57.480 --> 0:07:59.680 So I don't understand this, and often when you don't 0:07:59.720 --> 0:08:04.120 underst stand it, you know, it's easy to hate on it. 0:08:04.800 --> 0:08:07.560 Look and the big driver for me to get my 0:08:07.680 --> 0:08:12.920 license was the Macha's driver. Isn't that way everybody learns 0:08:12.920 --> 0:08:13.280 to drive? 0:08:13.360 --> 0:08:16.600 Absolutely? The idea of ordering a large cheeseburger and meal 0:08:16.760 --> 0:08:18.600 on my own without having to yell from the back 0:08:18.640 --> 0:08:22.680 seat was like Christmas. And also just the hyper independence 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:24.560 that come from exactly. 0:08:24.120 --> 0:08:28.679 The world becomes your oyster. I've got friends whose kids 0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:32.520 are older than mine who are in this situation. One 0:08:32.559 --> 0:08:38.280 comes to mind, her daughter is extraordinarily accomplished, intelligent, has 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:41.680 a car purchased for her. It has sat in the 0:08:41.760 --> 0:08:45.560 drive Who yeah, it has sat in the driveway getting 0:08:45.600 --> 0:08:50.680 reregistered and reinsured for five years. I mean she catches 0:08:50.720 --> 0:08:51.160 the train. 0:08:51.360 --> 0:08:54.560 That's nuts. That's the biggest incentive you could have to 0:08:54.640 --> 0:08:55.679 learn to drive, is a car. 0:08:55.960 --> 0:08:59.640 I I just don't understand it, And what I would 0:08:59.679 --> 0:09:03.360 love to do is understand it. Are you an adult 0:09:03.920 --> 0:09:06.760 and have you decided that you are not going to drive? 0:09:06.840 --> 0:09:07.960 You don't have a license. 0:09:08.080 --> 0:09:10.120 We want to know why. Explain to us why? Because 0:09:10.120 --> 0:09:12.959 Swannee and I don't understand, or maybe you're a parent 0:09:13.000 --> 0:09:15.280 with a kid that just refuses and makes you do 0:09:15.280 --> 0:09:15.880 as the. 0:09:15.920 --> 0:09:21.200 Christy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show, we're talking about 0:09:21.480 --> 0:09:25.559 grown up kids. I use that term loosely. Eighteen is 0:09:25.600 --> 0:09:28.719 still very young, but there are a lot of mums 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:31.000 still driving their kids around when their kids could get 0:09:31.000 --> 0:09:35.240 a license, and you and I could not wait to 0:09:35.400 --> 0:09:38.240 get our license, mainly to get to the Maca's drive through. 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:40.800 Mainly I holy gro I also remember, like when I 0:09:40.840 --> 0:09:43.280 was fifteen, just looking through car sales, seeing what one 0:09:43.320 --> 0:09:44.600 day I could have, what I could one. 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:46.560 Day get back in the day when you used to 0:09:46.559 --> 0:09:50.359 get a newspaper and circle them, Oh my god lnct 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:54.640 four five. So we don't because we don't understand it. 0:09:55.559 --> 0:10:01.240 That's like a guarantee for hatred. Yes, because we don't 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:05.200 get it. We can't understand why you would not get 0:10:05.240 --> 0:10:07.160 your license as soon as you can. We judge it. 0:10:07.280 --> 0:10:10.000 Thirteen twenty four ten. Are you an adult that doesn't 0:10:10.280 --> 0:10:13.680 have your license? We need you to do some splaining, yeah. 0:10:13.640 --> 0:10:16.760 Or are you somebody that is still mum's taxi and 0:10:16.800 --> 0:10:20.280 you really thought that those days were over? Hello Michelle, Hello, 0:10:20.440 --> 0:10:23.000 how are you going coold? Are you mum's TAXI still? 0:10:23.760 --> 0:10:29.640 Yes? I am from thirty year old sons thirty thirty? Okay, 0:10:30.000 --> 0:10:31.319 so him, Andy's partner. 0:10:32.040 --> 0:10:37.320 Both of them don't drive. When did you start? What 0:10:37.440 --> 0:10:40.400 I'm imagining is the tirade of nagging. 0:10:41.800 --> 0:10:44.560 I have been nagging since he was seventeen. 0:10:44.880 --> 0:10:45.960 And what does he say? 0:10:47.080 --> 0:10:48.640 He just doesn't want to He's got me. 0:10:49.720 --> 0:10:52.280 Is he scared? Is there any fear about learning to drive? 0:10:52.360 --> 0:10:54.640 Or do you think it's just like pure laziness because 0:10:54.640 --> 0:10:55.280 he knows you will. 0:10:55.960 --> 0:10:58.880 I think it's just laziness. His partner always says she's 0:10:58.920 --> 0:11:01.080 going to get her license that she doesn't either. And 0:11:01.120 --> 0:11:03.440 they have a seven year old daughter, and I'm actually 0:11:03.480 --> 0:11:04.560 at the school to pick her up. 0:11:05.360 --> 0:11:07.760 Michelle, your son's got to get a grip mate. You 0:11:07.800 --> 0:11:09.280 can't be doing school pickup as well? 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:11.079 Yeah, I take you to school. 0:11:11.120 --> 0:11:13.280 I picked her up and around for all of them. 0:11:13.559 --> 0:11:16.760 Do they use public transport? I just can't understand how 0:11:16.840 --> 0:11:18.559 the inconvenience of it. 0:11:19.360 --> 0:11:21.640 No, they did not. They ring me. 0:11:21.920 --> 0:11:26.000 And so when they need to go shopping or do something, 0:11:26.080 --> 0:11:28.520 do they just call you and say we'll be waiting 0:11:28.520 --> 0:11:29.160 out the front. 0:11:29.840 --> 0:11:32.040 Yeah, when I'm going shopping, I have to let them 0:11:32.080 --> 0:11:33.320 know and they will come with me. 0:11:33.520 --> 0:11:35.839 You are a straight up personal assistant. You are being 0:11:35.880 --> 0:11:38.280 taken for a ride, literally, Michelle. We're going to send 0:11:38.320 --> 0:11:40.440 you a family past to Smurfs. It's in cinema as 0:11:40.440 --> 0:11:42.280 this July school holidays. You can take your seven year 0:11:42.280 --> 0:11:44.160 old granddaughter to it. Driver. 0:11:44.400 --> 0:11:46.480 I mean, it is very hard to say no to 0:11:46.520 --> 0:11:49.319 your children, but I would like to think that I 0:11:49.360 --> 0:11:52.360 could have said no in the in thirteen years that 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:52.720 she's been. 0:11:52.880 --> 0:11:54.120 I hope for you that you can. 0:11:54.520 --> 0:11:56.800 Hello, nash Hi, how are. 0:11:56.720 --> 0:11:57.400 You going good? 0:11:57.440 --> 0:11:58.280 What's his story? 0:11:58.920 --> 0:12:01.600 Well, my eighteen year old daughter has had her learners 0:12:01.679 --> 0:12:04.600 since she was sixteen and she's probably got two hours 0:12:04.679 --> 0:12:07.840 up in the total time she refuses to drive, which 0:12:07.880 --> 0:12:10.400 is absolutely fine by us because she is the worst 0:12:10.480 --> 0:12:12.719 driver ever this. 0:12:12.800 --> 0:12:15.520 Idea, but she can't get better unless she. 0:12:15.800 --> 0:12:19.920 Doesn't terrifying and it's going to cost me like accidents 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:25.400 and layouts and repairs and possible hospital Like it's just 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:26.200 that bad. 0:12:26.640 --> 0:12:29.520 Do you know what, Nashty, I would prescribe for you 0:12:29.640 --> 0:12:31.960 if one of my kids is definitely going to turn 0:12:32.000 --> 0:12:37.040 out like this. My dad, who is He's lots of things, 0:12:37.080 --> 0:12:38.920 like a major in the army and all that sort 0:12:38.920 --> 0:12:41.480 of stuff. But he's originally a mechanic, so he's a 0:12:41.520 --> 0:12:45.520 car guy. And what he did for all of us 0:12:45.600 --> 0:12:50.920 girls is he made us drive when we had no 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:53.880 idea how to start the car. He made us drive 0:12:54.200 --> 0:13:00.280 Adelaide to Melbourne or Melbourne Old. By the time we 0:13:00.520 --> 0:13:04.640 so by we got in the car, we were hacking it. 0:13:05.360 --> 0:13:08.560 By the time we pulled into you know, the Rundle mall, 0:13:09.400 --> 0:13:11.840 we were like get out. We knew exactly what was 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:15.600 going on. So I reckon put aside some time a 0:13:15.640 --> 0:13:19.480 week and just do. It's like an intense course, it is, 0:13:19.520 --> 0:13:20.720 but only at the beginning. 0:13:21.520 --> 0:13:24.160 I've actually I've got five other children older than her 0:13:24.240 --> 0:13:26.719 that had been a breeze. But she it's like she's 0:13:26.760 --> 0:13:28.680 been sitting in the passenger seat with her eyes closed. 0:13:28.720 --> 0:13:29.880 She doesn't even know the road rule. 0:13:30.000 --> 0:13:31.640 Yeah, now she's going to kill someone. Let's not let 0:13:31.679 --> 0:13:34.040 her on the roads now. A family pastor Smurf and 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:35.400 Cinema was this July school holiday. 0:13:35.440 --> 0:13:40.439 Tell you a long distance driv fixcept Christy, Hello, you 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:44.120 are a late on set driver. I was. 0:13:44.160 --> 0:13:46.720 I got my pea plates at forty two years old. 0:13:46.840 --> 0:13:51.120 Well done, Christy. That must have been such a challenge. 0:13:50.840 --> 0:13:53.040 Do you know what it was? And I was so 0:13:53.120 --> 0:13:56.440 sick of catching buses and trying to get shopping on 0:13:56.520 --> 0:13:59.280 buses and taxis and god knows what. And I was 0:13:59.360 --> 0:14:01.080 just over it. I was like, I'm going to face 0:14:01.160 --> 0:14:03.400 my fear and I'm going to do this. And now 0:14:03.400 --> 0:14:06.720 I drive everywhere and I can't believe that I waited 0:14:06.760 --> 0:14:07.240 so long. 0:14:07.360 --> 0:14:09.839 I know, isn't that the way? And the first time 0:14:09.960 --> 0:14:13.560 that you took that trolley to your boot and loaded 0:14:13.600 --> 0:14:15.840 it in, did you just go? I am a queen. 0:14:16.720 --> 0:14:19.440 I did, And I messaged my driving instructor the day 0:14:19.480 --> 0:14:21.360 after I did my peas and said, guess what I 0:14:21.440 --> 0:14:23.720 just did? Went to Woolworths by myself. 0:14:23.760 --> 0:14:24.720 Isn't it amazing? 0:14:24.880 --> 0:14:25.360 Amazing? 0:14:25.440 --> 0:14:28.080 Isn't it amazing? What excites us when our life is 0:14:28.080 --> 0:14:32.000 almost over? Christie Chrissy s one show How Good Are 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:33.160 Sour Gummies? 0:14:33.280 --> 0:14:37.360 The best? Chrissy's clich. 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:41.000 Chloe's My favorite Cudashian end of story. 0:14:40.960 --> 0:14:42.800 Boys has been always will for you hey? 0:14:43.560 --> 0:14:49.640 And you know how? On Instagram, surgeons and beauty therapist 0:14:49.680 --> 0:14:53.080 et cetera stitch themselves. I believe that is in the 0:14:53.080 --> 0:14:56.520 parlance of our times. What on I stitched themselves over 0:14:56.680 --> 0:15:01.080 images of celebrities and then they I guess, guess what 0:15:01.160 --> 0:15:04.440 procedures they've had. Yeah, it's always a very good watch. 0:15:04.960 --> 0:15:07.880 It is. It's captivating, and they all know that it 0:15:07.880 --> 0:15:09.960 gets views and that's why they do it now. So 0:15:10.000 --> 0:15:12.040 half the time I'm like, are you just making it? 0:15:12.360 --> 0:15:14.360 Because I agree, you know that this is going to 0:15:14.400 --> 0:15:16.360 do well on TikTok or Instagram, And also. 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:18.120 Because we are not surgeons, we're not going to go 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:18.800 oh that's silly. 0:15:19.080 --> 0:15:19.560 Yeah. 0:15:19.600 --> 0:15:25.560 Anyway, this guy, what's his name, Jonathan Betteredge, Yes, Jonathan Betteridge, 0:15:26.480 --> 0:15:31.280 did one of these on my favorite Chloic caddishin and 0:15:32.320 --> 0:15:34.800 speculated about all the procedures she had. Well, she took 0:15:34.840 --> 0:15:36.280 to the comments. 0:15:35.920 --> 0:15:36.400 I love this. 0:15:36.600 --> 0:15:37.040 I love her. 0:15:37.080 --> 0:15:39.920 She's copied her sister Kylie, because remember Kylie did this 0:15:39.960 --> 0:15:41.960 a few weeks ago, revealing her buzzies. Yeah. 0:15:41.960 --> 0:15:44.240 Well, they're not afraid of any they're not ashamed of anything, 0:15:44.240 --> 0:15:47.240 and all should they be agree? She says, I take 0:15:47.280 --> 0:15:52.760 this as a great compliment. Jonathan Betteridge. First off, First off, 0:15:52.800 --> 0:15:55.120 I think these photos are about fifteen years apart, so 0:15:55.240 --> 0:15:59.160 before and after I think she's absolutely right there. But 0:15:59.200 --> 0:16:00.760 she goes. But here's a little of things that I've 0:16:00.800 --> 0:16:03.720 had done. I've been very open in the past about 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:06.400 what I've done. So here we go and the list begins. 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:09.480 Knows job at doctor Canodia nine O two one zero 0:16:10.280 --> 0:16:13.160 laser hair for the hairline and everywhere else. I didn't 0:16:13.200 --> 0:16:16.040 know you could do that. So she's altered her hairline, 0:16:16.080 --> 0:16:16.640 brought it back. 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:19.000 I yeah, I think because there are meaning and they 0:16:19.040 --> 0:16:20.400 had Kim had a lot of like they have that 0:16:20.440 --> 0:16:21.480 baby hair at the front. 0:16:21.720 --> 0:16:23.920 Wow, Okay, well there you go. I didn't know that 0:16:23.920 --> 0:16:29.080 that even existed. Botox and sculptor where my face tumor 0:16:29.160 --> 0:16:32.320 was removed. Oh my god. It sounds very serious. In 0:16:32.440 --> 0:16:38.080 her cheek. Soft wave laser for skin tightening, right, A 0:16:38.160 --> 0:16:40.320 bit of that is that all it takes. It's a 0:16:40.360 --> 0:16:44.840 bit of laser tonight fillers in the past, but not 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:46.560 any over the last few years. 0:16:46.640 --> 0:16:46.760 Here. 0:16:46.800 --> 0:16:48.600 It never goes away, so I'm sure it's still there, 0:16:48.640 --> 0:16:49.440 but it's come down. 0:16:50.240 --> 0:16:52.400 That's why she's had filler in the last few years. 0:16:52.480 --> 0:16:54.800 She's lost eighty pounds of I don't think she's lying. 0:16:55.560 --> 0:16:58.680 I think there's some things that she's missed out here, 0:16:58.680 --> 0:17:00.520 and I think there's some exaggerations she's had. Feel her 0:17:00.520 --> 0:17:02.920 in the last few years. Her face has changed so much, 0:17:03.160 --> 0:17:05.600 and I love them, you know. 0:17:06.520 --> 0:17:10.160 I like to believe that she's honest anyway. Collagen baby, threads, 0:17:10.200 --> 0:17:12.320 what are they underneath my chin and neck? 0:17:12.440 --> 0:17:14.080 Yeah? I've had friends get that done. So they put 0:17:14.080 --> 0:17:17.840 a thread under your skin and pull it to pull 0:17:17.880 --> 0:17:18.440 your skin tied? 0:17:18.680 --> 0:17:20.160 Do with collagen baby? 0:17:20.560 --> 0:17:22.800 Well, it must be a version of threads, but that's 0:17:22.800 --> 0:17:24.480 what threads are. When they put a thread under your 0:17:24.480 --> 0:17:28.400 skin and yank it. 0:17:28.480 --> 0:17:30.840 That sounds like a from a horror move, I know. 0:17:30.880 --> 0:17:33.399 And sometimes it leaves a little bump where they do 0:17:33.440 --> 0:17:35.840 the knot. I've seen it, and what happens to the 0:17:35.960 --> 0:17:37.200 not just you live with it. 0:17:39.720 --> 0:17:41.120 Who's had that? Do mine over? 0:17:41.280 --> 0:17:42.119 Yep, I'll tell you of it? 0:17:42.240 --> 0:17:46.480 Oh my god. And then she also has salmon sperm facials, 0:17:47.200 --> 0:17:51.840 No thanks, regular facials. I love peptides, vitamins and daily 0:17:51.960 --> 0:17:55.320 skin care. Lindsay Lohan says she looks different because she 0:17:55.359 --> 0:17:56.040 took a tablet. 0:17:56.160 --> 0:18:00.359 That's right. She puts it down to her vitamins and skincare. 0:18:00.040 --> 0:18:02.000 And she says very true in twenty twenty five. There 0:18:02.000 --> 0:18:03.760 are many other things that we can do before surgery. 0:18:03.800 --> 0:18:05.199 But when it's time, and if I choose to, I 0:18:05.240 --> 0:18:07.240 know it's some great doctors. I bet you do. They're 0:18:07.240 --> 0:18:09.920 on your mom's tele itdex. Let's move on to Rosie 0:18:09.920 --> 0:18:15.920 O'donnald please. She has eviscerated the Jeff bezos amazing Venetian 0:18:16.400 --> 0:18:21.080 wedding and has called his new wife a fake fembot. 0:18:21.960 --> 0:18:27.719 My goodness, this is a very nasty, very nasty piece 0:18:27.880 --> 0:18:32.200 of literature from her. She has taken it to Instagram 0:18:32.280 --> 0:18:34.840 and has made sure that we can pay for more 0:18:34.880 --> 0:18:38.840 if we want it. Via substack, she says the Bezos 0:18:38.920 --> 0:18:46.520 wedding is whereas the gross excess of it all turns 0:18:46.880 --> 0:18:52.280 my stomach. This is the mean one. Did she post 0:18:52.320 --> 0:18:55.200 that photo of the wife Ben? 0:18:55.240 --> 0:18:56.600 And now I don't believe so. 0:18:56.640 --> 0:18:59.880 Anyway, she looks very very different. Whatever don't we All 0:19:00.680 --> 0:19:02.480 she goes is, oh, here we go, We've got it. 0:19:03.480 --> 0:19:06.480