Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Swan Show. I just cleaned my
Speaker 1: glasses and I feel like a new woman.
Speaker 2: They are fantastic specsavers.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you? I must have just been going
Speaker 1: like this with my fingers all day. I could barely
Speaker 1: see anything. And now it's like a revelation.
Speaker 2: Jack beautiful, How good do I look?
Speaker 1: Do you look amazing? As always?
Speaker 2: We did just devour some beautiful chargirl Charlie's.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's where the grease. That was delicious
Speaker 1: de de delicious.
Speaker 2: Hey Swanny, it is the third last day to get
Speaker 2: in the running for that b y D Sea Lions.
Speaker 1: What a magical week someone is going to have. They're
Speaker 1: just going to be I imagine like someone's just going
Speaker 1: to be like washing their dishes, the drudgery of it,
Speaker 1: all the sink, looking out over their driveway. And then too,
Speaker 1: you and I in a brand new shiny byd that
Speaker 1: we will absolutely not crash on the way, absolutely not
Speaker 1: give it away. And then we get to give someone
Speaker 1: the keys. Yep, I mean, do they even have keys anymore,
Speaker 1: these futuristic ev plug in hybrids.
Speaker 2: I think you don't even I think it just knows
Speaker 2: you're coming. I think it's all rup anyway, register by
Speaker 2: the Nova Player app. Will we be putting someone in
Speaker 2: the running for that about three point thirty. We're also
Speaker 2: going to be talking about adults that don't drive.
Speaker 1: Sp yes cars, are you one justify your existences?
Speaker 2: Crissy is coming up, will be chucking something special inside
Speaker 2: that bum bag. But next to do list Tuesday, for
Speaker 2: the last time for a little whilst one is start
Speaker 2: writing the Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 1: Let's open up our diaries, shall we jack to do
Speaker 1: list Tuesday? I've got a few interesting ones here and
Speaker 1: I'm going to do one on the fly. Okay, First
Speaker 1: of all, on my to do list today is explain
Speaker 1: my absence at the Project wrap party that occurred on
Speaker 1: Friday night. I was invited, which was a great honor.
Speaker 2: You told me you hate Sarah Harris off air.
Speaker 1: I most certainly did not say that. I'm so excited
Speaker 1: to be invited. Because I got the invitation, I thought, yeah,
Speaker 1: I've really done a lot of miles on that show.
Speaker 2: Well, there was a little while there. I remember when
Speaker 2: we were working together a few years ago, and were
Speaker 2: you filling in for car feeling for Carrie.
Speaker 1: I don't know where Carrie had gone, Did you have
Speaker 1: a little hiatus potentially? And yeah, I was reading the news.
Speaker 1: I mean, I really need to go back and check
Speaker 1: that that actually happened. But yeah, I loved the show
Speaker 1: and I loved doing it, and of course I was
Speaker 1: very excited to be invited and my RSVP to the affirmative.
Speaker 1: And then Friday came around and I just looked at
Speaker 1: myself in the room and I thought, when are you
Speaker 1: going to.
Speaker 2: Learn that you need to say I can't.
Speaker 1: Because I just can't ever, I can't ever leave the
Speaker 1: house ever. So how I was like, there is zero
Speaker 1: chance of me being able to get a frock on
Speaker 1: and a shoe and a head and turn up to
Speaker 1: a There's just no way. How would I park for start?
Speaker 2: It's the Coma, you know. Then you used to do
Speaker 2: the circle there, but.
Speaker 1: It was at the forum. It was at a venue,
Speaker 1: was it?
Speaker 2: Oh you had? I can't believe you had buckleys of
Speaker 2: getting it? No way.
Speaker 1: I should just call you straight away every time I'm
Speaker 1: invited to anything, and just you can say, get real,
Speaker 1: get me hermit lady. Next, I've got a mysterious entry
Speaker 1: that says, don't let it break you, honey. I certain
Speaker 1: I don't know whether it's just a little pep talk
Speaker 1: I'm giving myself or whether it means something.
Speaker 2: Were you treating your to do list like a gratitude journal?
Speaker 1: No, it feels like it's something getting released. Ah, don't
Speaker 1: let it break you. Honey. Is a memoir about saving
Speaker 1: yourself by Jenny Evans. It's someone that I do not know,
Speaker 1: but obviously at some point I was very interested in that.
Speaker 1: And it's coming out today, Okay, so that's that's what
Speaker 1: that means. It means I've got to buy it on
Speaker 1: my kindle.
Speaker 2: I mean, you'll never read it. Added to the pile
Speaker 2: of optimism, but sure, it's nice to support the author.
Speaker 1: And then the last thing on my to do list
Speaker 1: is find a place to buy Sunny Angels in person,
Speaker 1: not buy mail in time for the party that Pig's
Speaker 1: got to go to on Saturday. She's still upset too
Speaker 1: late that now all her friends are too, so they're
Speaker 1: they're gifts all right.
Speaker 2: That was actually a more exciting to do list from
Speaker 2: you than usual.
Speaker 1: Not too bad, Thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: My first item on my to do list is put
Speaker 2: Gym membership on hold. I got to Europe Friday night
Speaker 2: and I'm like, you know what, I'll try and save
Speaker 2: that gym membership for a few weeks.
Speaker 1: That's a really great idea.
Speaker 2: Yeah, And apparently when PT told me they'd let you
Speaker 2: do it, I've thought they'd be like, too bad, so sad.
Speaker 1: How much is it going to save you?
Speaker 2: Probably twenty two bucks a week?
Speaker 1: What's is it really worth doing?
Speaker 2: Mate? Any dollar counts at this point. Any dollar that's
Speaker 2: a coffee overseas, that's a coffee in London.
Speaker 1: That's you're saving sixty six which you're going to spend
Speaker 1: on cropping a T shirt.
Speaker 2: Correct, but at least if you've got a crop in
Speaker 2: a T shirt. Ordinary travel pack do you know the ordinary?
Speaker 2: My favorite skin? They do travel packs now, all like
Speaker 2: packs with little bottles in it. So I want to
Speaker 2: get by one of those.
Speaker 1: What a great idea. The other option is you can
Speaker 1: get I've got some that I can give you from
Speaker 1: cam up. They're little silicon bottles and you can just
Speaker 1: fill up with the stuff you've got at home.
Speaker 2: I know that wigs me out doing that, like having
Speaker 2: it go from one container to the other and then
Speaker 2: it being exposed and like.
Speaker 1: Okay, something for your therapy and then my final one
Speaker 1: is book brassery Lip.
Speaker 2: My favorite restaurant in Paris brassy lip, brassery lip.
Speaker 1: You've told me about that is lipp. Yes, God, you're
Speaker 1: going to have the best holiday.
Speaker 2: Did you ever go to Paris? Anyone listening? Go there.
Speaker 1: I'm going to be labeling stationery and sorting out tubs.
Speaker 2: I will FaceTime you off my face.
Speaker 1: Do not the Crissy Swan show. Now, I'm going to
Speaker 1: read this headline to you. Mother fears she has failed
Speaker 1: as a parent, I mean hard relate because her grown
Speaker 1: kids will not learn to drive and they still rely
Speaker 1: on her for regular rides.
Speaker 2: Oh that would do my heading as a parent.
Speaker 1: I need to be careful here because my kids are
Speaker 1: not yet at the age where they can drive. I mean, unbelievably,
Speaker 1: my daughter, who I relate to as if she is
Speaker 1: my peer, yeah, is still in grade six. I've got
Speaker 1: a long way to go. And the fact is this
Speaker 1: might be my reality. Could it could very easily be
Speaker 1: my reality because I am their personal assistant. I have
Speaker 1: set that up, particularly my daughter, and chances are if
Speaker 1: they decide that it's easier to get a lift with me,
Speaker 1: than they will not learn to drive.
Speaker 2: Well, given that you are sort of the shortcut queen
Speaker 2: in life. Let's be honest.
Speaker 1: Yep.
Speaker 2: PEG probably will take that on board as well, and
Speaker 2: one of the first shortcut shortcuts she'll see after what
Speaker 2: her brother's learned to drive as well. Maybe yeah, she'd
Speaker 2: be like, I ain't doing that. I'm making mum do
Speaker 2: it for the rest of my life.
Speaker 1: And she knows that she just has to ask and
Speaker 1: I am putty in her hands. However, at this stage,
Speaker 1: when I have no experience as a mother with that
Speaker 1: in my own home, I do not understand this. I
Speaker 1: don't understand kids that do not want to drive the
Speaker 1: minute they can, right I was. I was eighteen and
Speaker 1: two days old when I got my license. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: like I just couldn't wait.
Speaker 2: I remember not being able to wait to turn sixteen
Speaker 2: when I could get my learners in Victoria.
Speaker 1: Correct.
Speaker 2: That was like Christmas to me. And I've got to
Speaker 2: shout out to my dad. He was great at teaching
Speaker 2: me to drive, and he liked me, loved driving. So
Speaker 2: I was in that land Cruiser before I pretty barely
Speaker 2: could look over the window.
Speaker 1: Were you driving as a very small child and nearly
Speaker 1: killing children?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, can you remember that?
Speaker 2: Up in deliloquent.
Speaker 1: So I don't understand this, and often when you don't
Speaker 1: underst stand it, you know, it's easy to hate on it.
Speaker 1: Look and the big driver for me to get my
Speaker 1: license was the Macha's driver. Isn't that way everybody learns
Speaker 1: to drive?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? The idea of ordering a large cheeseburger and meal
Speaker 2: on my own without having to yell from the back
Speaker 2: seat was like Christmas. And also just the hyper independence
Speaker 2: that come from exactly.
Speaker 1: The world becomes your oyster. I've got friends whose kids
Speaker 1: are older than mine who are in this situation. One
Speaker 1: comes to mind, her daughter is extraordinarily accomplished, intelligent, has
Speaker 1: a car purchased for her. It has sat in the
Speaker 1: drive Who yeah, it has sat in the driveway getting
Speaker 1: reregistered and reinsured for five years. I mean she catches
Speaker 1: the train.
Speaker 2: That's nuts. That's the biggest incentive you could have to
Speaker 2: learn to drive, is a car.
Speaker 1: I I just don't understand it, And what I would
Speaker 1: love to do is understand it. Are you an adult
Speaker 1: and have you decided that you are not going to drive?
Speaker 1: You don't have a license.
Speaker 2: We want to know why. Explain to us why? Because
Speaker 2: Swannee and I don't understand, or maybe you're a parent
Speaker 2: with a kid that just refuses and makes you do
Speaker 2: as the.
Speaker 1: Christy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show, we're talking about
Speaker 1: grown up kids. I use that term loosely. Eighteen is
Speaker 1: still very young, but there are a lot of mums
Speaker 1: still driving their kids around when their kids could get
Speaker 1: a license, and you and I could not wait to
Speaker 1: get our license, mainly to get to the Maca's drive through.
Speaker 2: Mainly I holy gro I also remember, like when I
Speaker 2: was fifteen, just looking through car sales, seeing what one
Speaker 2: day I could have, what I could one.
Speaker 1: Day get back in the day when you used to
Speaker 1: get a newspaper and circle them, Oh my god lnct
Speaker 1: four five. So we don't because we don't understand it.
Speaker 1: That's like a guarantee for hatred. Yes, because we don't
Speaker 1: get it. We can't understand why you would not get
Speaker 1: your license as soon as you can. We judge it.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten. Are you an adult that doesn't
Speaker 2: have your license? We need you to do some splaining, yeah.
Speaker 1: Or are you somebody that is still mum's taxi and
Speaker 1: you really thought that those days were over? Hello Michelle, Hello,
Speaker 1: how are you going coold? Are you mum's TAXI still?
Speaker 3: Yes? I am from thirty year old sons thirty thirty? Okay,
Speaker 3: so him, Andy's partner.
Speaker 1: Both of them don't drive. When did you start? What
Speaker 1: I'm imagining is the tirade of nagging.
Speaker 3: I have been nagging since he was seventeen.
Speaker 1: And what does he say?
Speaker 3: He just doesn't want to He's got me.
Speaker 2: Is he scared? Is there any fear about learning to drive?
Speaker 2: Or do you think it's just like pure laziness because
Speaker 2: he knows you will.
Speaker 3: I think it's just laziness. His partner always says she's
Speaker 3: going to get her license that she doesn't either. And
Speaker 3: they have a seven year old daughter, and I'm actually
Speaker 3: at the school to pick her up.
Speaker 2: Michelle, your son's got to get a grip mate. You
Speaker 2: can't be doing school pickup as well?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I take you to school.
Speaker 4: I picked her up and around for all of them.
Speaker 1: Do they use public transport? I just can't understand how
Speaker 1: the inconvenience of it.
Speaker 3: No, they did not. They ring me.
Speaker 1: And so when they need to go shopping or do something,
Speaker 1: do they just call you and say we'll be waiting
Speaker 1: out the front.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when I'm going shopping, I have to let them
Speaker 3: know and they will come with me.
Speaker 2: You are a straight up personal assistant. You are being
Speaker 2: taken for a ride, literally, Michelle. We're going to send
Speaker 2: you a family past to Smurfs. It's in cinema as
Speaker 2: this July school holidays. You can take your seven year
Speaker 2: old granddaughter to it. Driver.
Speaker 1: I mean, it is very hard to say no to
Speaker 1: your children, but I would like to think that I
Speaker 1: could have said no in the in thirteen years that
Speaker 1: she's been.
Speaker 2: I hope for you that you can.
Speaker 1: Hello, nash Hi, how are.
Speaker 4: You going good?
Speaker 1: What's his story?
Speaker 4: Well, my eighteen year old daughter has had her learners
Speaker 4: since she was sixteen and she's probably got two hours
Speaker 4: up in the total time she refuses to drive, which
Speaker 4: is absolutely fine by us because she is the worst
Speaker 4: driver ever this.
Speaker 1: Idea, but she can't get better unless she.
Speaker 4: Doesn't terrifying and it's going to cost me like accidents
Speaker 4: and layouts and repairs and possible hospital Like it's just
Speaker 4: that bad.
Speaker 1: Do you know what, Nashty, I would prescribe for you
Speaker 1: if one of my kids is definitely going to turn
Speaker 1: out like this. My dad, who is He's lots of things,
Speaker 1: like a major in the army and all that sort
Speaker 1: of stuff. But he's originally a mechanic, so he's a
Speaker 1: car guy. And what he did for all of us
Speaker 1: girls is he made us drive when we had no
Speaker 1: idea how to start the car. He made us drive
Speaker 1: Adelaide to Melbourne or Melbourne Old. By the time we
Speaker 1: so by we got in the car, we were hacking it.
Speaker 1: By the time we pulled into you know, the Rundle mall,
Speaker 1: we were like get out. We knew exactly what was
Speaker 1: going on. So I reckon put aside some time a
Speaker 1: week and just do. It's like an intense course, it is,
Speaker 1: but only at the beginning.
Speaker 4: I've actually I've got five other children older than her
Speaker 4: that had been a breeze. But she it's like she's
Speaker 4: been sitting in the passenger seat with her eyes closed.
Speaker 4: She doesn't even know the road rule.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now she's going to kill someone. Let's not let
Speaker 2: her on the roads now. A family pastor Smurf and
Speaker 2: Cinema was this July school holiday.
Speaker 1: Tell you a long distance driv fixcept Christy, Hello, you
Speaker 1: are a late on set driver. I was.
Speaker 5: I got my pea plates at forty two years old.
Speaker 1: Well done, Christy. That must have been such a challenge.
Speaker 5: Do you know what it was? And I was so
Speaker 5: sick of catching buses and trying to get shopping on
Speaker 5: buses and taxis and god knows what. And I was
Speaker 5: just over it. I was like, I'm going to face
Speaker 5: my fear and I'm going to do this. And now
Speaker 5: I drive everywhere and I can't believe that I waited
Speaker 5: so long.
Speaker 1: I know, isn't that the way? And the first time
Speaker 1: that you took that trolley to your boot and loaded
Speaker 1: it in, did you just go? I am a queen.
Speaker 5: I did, And I messaged my driving instructor the day
Speaker 5: after I did my peas and said, guess what I
Speaker 5: just did? Went to Woolworths by myself.
Speaker 1: Isn't it amazing?
Speaker 5: Amazing?
Speaker 1: Isn't it amazing? What excites us when our life is
Speaker 1: almost over? Christie Chrissy s one show How Good Are
Speaker 1: Sour Gummies?
Speaker 2: The best? Chrissy's clich.
Speaker 1: Chloe's My favorite Cudashian end of story.
Speaker 2: Boys has been always will for you hey?
Speaker 1: And you know how? On Instagram, surgeons and beauty therapist
Speaker 1: et cetera stitch themselves. I believe that is in the
Speaker 1: parlance of our times. What on I stitched themselves over
Speaker 1: images of celebrities and then they I guess, guess what
Speaker 1: procedures they've had. Yeah, it's always a very good watch.
Speaker 2: It is. It's captivating, and they all know that it
Speaker 2: gets views and that's why they do it now. So
Speaker 2: half the time I'm like, are you just making it?
Speaker 2: Because I agree, you know that this is going to
Speaker 2: do well on TikTok or Instagram, And also.
Speaker 1: Because we are not surgeons, we're not going to go
Speaker 1: oh that's silly.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, this guy, what's his name, Jonathan Betteredge, Yes, Jonathan Betteridge,
Speaker 1: did one of these on my favorite Chloic caddishin and
Speaker 1: speculated about all the procedures she had. Well, she took
Speaker 1: to the comments.
Speaker 2: I love this.
Speaker 1: I love her.
Speaker 2: She's copied her sister Kylie, because remember Kylie did this
Speaker 2: a few weeks ago, revealing her buzzies. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, they're not afraid of any they're not ashamed of anything,
Speaker 1: and all should they be agree? She says, I take
Speaker 1: this as a great compliment. Jonathan Betteridge. First off, First off,
Speaker 1: I think these photos are about fifteen years apart, so
Speaker 1: before and after I think she's absolutely right there. But
Speaker 1: she goes. But here's a little of things that I've
Speaker 1: had done. I've been very open in the past about
Speaker 1: what I've done. So here we go and the list begins.
Speaker 1: Knows job at doctor Canodia nine O two one zero
Speaker 1: laser hair for the hairline and everywhere else. I didn't
Speaker 1: know you could do that. So she's altered her hairline,
Speaker 1: brought it back.
Speaker 2: I yeah, I think because there are meaning and they
Speaker 2: had Kim had a lot of like they have that
Speaker 2: baby hair at the front.
Speaker 1: Wow, Okay, well there you go. I didn't know that
Speaker 1: that even existed. Botox and sculptor where my face tumor
Speaker 1: was removed. Oh my god. It sounds very serious. In
Speaker 1: her cheek. Soft wave laser for skin tightening, right, A
Speaker 1: bit of that is that all it takes. It's a
Speaker 1: bit of laser tonight fillers in the past, but not
Speaker 1: any over the last few years.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 1: It never goes away, so I'm sure it's still there,
Speaker 1: but it's come down.
Speaker 2: That's why she's had filler in the last few years.
Speaker 1: She's lost eighty pounds of I don't think she's lying.
Speaker 2: I think there's some things that she's missed out here,
Speaker 2: and I think there's some exaggerations she's had. Feel her
Speaker 2: in the last few years. Her face has changed so much,
Speaker 2: and I love them, you know.
Speaker 1: I like to believe that she's honest anyway. Collagen baby, threads,
Speaker 1: what are they underneath my chin and neck?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I've had friends get that done. So they put
Speaker 2: a thread under your skin and pull it to pull
Speaker 2: your skin tied?
Speaker 1: Do with collagen baby?
Speaker 2: Well, it must be a version of threads, but that's
Speaker 2: what threads are. When they put a thread under your
Speaker 2: skin and yank it.
Speaker 1: That sounds like a from a horror move, I know.
Speaker 2: And sometimes it leaves a little bump where they do
Speaker 2: the knot. I've seen it, and what happens to the
Speaker 2: not just you live with it.
Speaker 1: Who's had that? Do mine over?
Speaker 2: Yep, I'll tell you of it?
Speaker 1: Oh my god. And then she also has salmon sperm facials,
Speaker 1: No thanks, regular facials. I love peptides, vitamins and daily
Speaker 1: skin care. Lindsay Lohan says she looks different because she
Speaker 1: took a tablet.
Speaker 2: That's right. She puts it down to her vitamins and skincare.
Speaker 1: And she says very true in twenty twenty five. There
Speaker 1: are many other things that we can do before surgery.
Speaker 1: But when it's time, and if I choose to, I
Speaker 1: know it's some great doctors. I bet you do. They're
Speaker 1: on your mom's tele itdex. Let's move on to Rosie
Speaker 1: O'donnald please. She has eviscerated the Jeff bezos amazing Venetian
Speaker 1: wedding and has called his new wife a fake fembot.
Speaker 1: My goodness, this is a very nasty, very nasty piece
Speaker 1: of literature from her. She has taken it to Instagram
Speaker 1: and has made sure that we can pay for more
Speaker 1: if we want it. Via substack, she says the Bezos
Speaker 1: wedding is whereas the gross excess of it all turns
Speaker 1: my stomach. This is the mean one. Did she post
Speaker 1: that photo of the wife Ben?
Speaker 2: And now I don't believe so.
Speaker 1: Anyway, she looks very very different. Whatever don't we All
Speaker 1: she goes is, oh, here we go, We've got it.
Speaker 1: At the Bezos wedding, it turned my stomach seeing all
Speaker 1: these billionaires gathering in the gross excess of it all,
Speaker 1: the show of it. I'll allow that that's fair.
Speaker 2: That's also a wedding, Like, get over it.
Speaker 1: Is Oprah really friends with Jeff Bezos? Really, how is
Speaker 1: that even possible? He treats his employees with disdain by
Speaker 1: any metric, he is not a nice man. And his
Speaker 1: fake fembot wife this is mean. Who looks like that?
Speaker 1: Why would he choose her? After the salt of the Earth, mackenzie,
Speaker 1: He sold his soul? Is what it looks like from here?
Speaker 1: The devil is smiling.
Speaker 2: Why is she so angry?
Speaker 1: I think somebody didn't get invited.
Speaker 2: Oh you think it's because of that?
Speaker 1: Maybe, he just says, read the rest on substack tempted.
Speaker 2: Tom's just confirmed she did post that then and now
Speaker 2: photo you just showed me that was on her Instagram story. Again,
Speaker 2: why are you coming for someone's looks? People that like
Speaker 2: this are part of the problem. Let them go and
Speaker 2: do their extravagant thing. They're billionaires.
Speaker 1: I who care.
Speaker 2: I saw you on and just like that.
Speaker 1: You should retire, Like, yeah, look, it is a gross eccess.
Speaker 1: That is Oh my god, there's a picture of.
Speaker 2: You there, but they're billionaires. Oh my god that you
Speaker 2: were there? Well, I was at the Aman Hotel a
Speaker 2: couple of years ago for a wedding. That's so weird.
Speaker 2: I mean, given the guests this morning, I could have
Speaker 2: been there exactly the amount of people that they invited.
Speaker 1: I don't know, that seems very mean. I just the
Speaker 1: one thing that I do that I do agree with
Speaker 1: from Rosie's thing is like, does he really know Oprah? Really?
Speaker 1: I don't think he knew half of these people, and
Speaker 1: I reckon a lot of them opened up the invitation
Speaker 1: that presumably arrived by OWL at some at some juncture
Speaker 1: and thought, oh, I haven't met him, but all right,
Speaker 1: I'll go. In fact, why don't we go through the
Speaker 1: guest list. I want your top three people that you
Speaker 1: read that went to the wedding that you went you've
Speaker 1: never met done, you have never met him? Done? Oh hey,
Speaker 1: here we are rocking you into your three to four hour.
Speaker 2: Good afternoon, Swan.
Speaker 1: I'm very I'm really enjoying putting my list together of
Speaker 1: people that went to Jeff Bezos's wedding. Is the name
Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos Bezos, but Bezos bezos, no Bezos is what
Speaker 1: we call boobies at home, Bezos bezs.
Speaker 2: That's so bizarre.
Speaker 1: I know, I don't know why. And then we've even
Speaker 1: got a song. Don't show your bezos? Who does anyone?
Speaker 2: I don't know why. I hope speak sings out on
Speaker 2: the tram Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I'm really enjoying putting my list together of people
Speaker 1: that went that have never met Jeff Bezos. Ever.
Speaker 2: We're going to tell reveal our lists at three fifty.
Speaker 2: The first person I just went to put on mine
Speaker 2: was Gail King gal Ky Oprah. It's not remember a
Speaker 2: secret love. She's a journalist, much like Sanchez was.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, well maybe she does know. So I've scrapped
Speaker 1: off elling Ellie Gording what hard represent I can't believe
Speaker 1: she was. I mean, I'm sure she was overheard of
Speaker 1: the reception going. Am I supposed to be here? How
Speaker 1: do I get here?
Speaker 2: Am I going to sing? Directing? You can ask me
Speaker 2: what you've seen? Is it going to burn? Hey? Coming
Speaker 2: up before four, we're going to put someone else in
Speaker 2: the running for Chrissy's b y D pickup. We are
Speaker 2: driving that B Way D Sea Line six to someone's
Speaker 2: house this Friday, but next Chrissy's quizy thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 2: If you would like to win a bum bag and
Speaker 2: I'll chuck a Baker's Delight voucher in there.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. Let's give
Speaker 1: away this bumbag trollette Chrissy's Quizzy. Hello, Michael, John, Mike, she.
Speaker 2: Tried mister Christy's tomorrow, mate, don't get ahead of yourself.
Speaker 1: True, it's true. How a Mike?
Speaker 6: Good?
Speaker 4: Thanks?
Speaker 2: Are you? Yeah? Good?
Speaker 1: What do you do for a crust?
Speaker 6: I'm a risk manager?
Speaker 1: Oh god, you and I are polar opposites because you
Speaker 1: you know you you run away from risk, me I
Speaker 1: run toward it.
Speaker 2: Michael being a risk manager, and you're I can see
Speaker 2: here you're from New South Wales. What do you make
Speaker 2: of this big cyclone bomb today? Is it all a
Speaker 2: bit of a beat up? Well? Where I am?
Speaker 6: Heavan rain much?
Speaker 2: It's not much of a bomb.
Speaker 1: I agree, It's like why two kay all over again?
Speaker 1: Hallo McKenzie?
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 3: How are you?
Speaker 1: Did you know that you share the name of Jeff
Speaker 1: Bezos's first wife that Rosie O'Donnell says is a lovely
Speaker 1: person and the new wife is terrible? Did you know that? No?
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 1: Well, there you go learn something every day. Question your
Speaker 1: name's are your buzzes Mike and Mackenzie. McKenzie is a
Speaker 1: cool name. By the way, I've always liked it is.
Speaker 1: Mike is cool too, although I do always go whenever
Speaker 1: I hear the word my, I go to that revolting
Speaker 1: guy from Married at First Sight with the tattooed head
Speaker 1: that was with Heidi. One of the worst guys that
Speaker 1: they've ever drawn breath.
Speaker 2: He was an absolute flog. It was his head tattooed.
Speaker 2: Oh the hair was there was even worse. That was
Speaker 2: like dots, like I'd rather a jail bird with a
Speaker 2: head of tats than do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Vaulting Question number one, there's a Baker's Delight vucher inside
Speaker 2: the bum bak names.
Speaker 1: Your buzz is just getting quick? Question number one, which
Speaker 1: popstar was left hanging in the air in a prop
Speaker 1: car at a recent car Yes, Mackenzie, Yes, Beyonce. Question
Speaker 1: number two, mycology m I C O L O G
Speaker 1: Y is the study of is a yes, Mike.
Speaker 6: Mushroom Yes?
Speaker 1: And haven't we all become little micologists since a certain
Speaker 1: court case?
Speaker 2: I wonder how Airs is going today.
Speaker 1: They've blacked out her house because I think that they're
Speaker 1: they're expect sing a homecoming very very soon.
Speaker 2: I think they are Q Kanye worst Christion three like you,
Speaker 2: He's got one of his greatest songs, time.
Speaker 1: Coming, Got It, Got It. Ten years ago today, Demi
Speaker 1: Lovato released this song What's a Call? Last time she
Speaker 1: did something good? Rememorye Yes, Mackenzie, Cruel Summer Cruel. No,
Speaker 1: that's a song by my Queen and Save Your Taylor.
Speaker 1: We were after cool for the summer. I've literally never
Speaker 1: heard that song in my life.
Speaker 2: It's actually not a bad song. Never heard it really.
Speaker 1: Now I've heard it twice?
Speaker 2: Are you.
Speaker 1: Now I've heard it? Thrice?
Speaker 2: Oh? I go again because that's annoying. Question number four
Speaker 2: one point to Mike and Mom.
Speaker 1: We're ready to say now I've heard it?
Speaker 2: Catris, Okay, ready.
Speaker 1: Now I've heard it. Question of four, which Australian state
Speaker 1: is being lashed by a bomb? CycL Mackenzie correct, Mike
Speaker 1: and Mackenzie. Sounds like a sitcom where people laugh every
Speaker 1: time you walk through the garage door.
Speaker 2: Yeah, i'd hate that two points two points to Mackenzie,
Speaker 2: one point to Mike. Question number five.
Speaker 1: I hate that?
Speaker 2: Would you hate that?
Speaker 1: I'd love it?
Speaker 2: Oh? No, how irritated.
Speaker 1: Now. Generally, when I come home, which is sort of
Speaker 1: like walking on set, I open the back door. Literally
Speaker 1: nobody reacts. I would love a little random applause and ha.
Speaker 2: Do it more when you arrive at one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel like the Fonds. Question number five, Rolex
Speaker 1: is a brand of Yes, Mike, it's what yes? What's
Speaker 1: the score?
Speaker 2: It is two points to Mike, two points to Mackenzie.
Speaker 2: Question number six is for the win.
Speaker 1: Which European country commissioned the Statue of Liberty as a gift? Yes, Mike,
Speaker 1: it is France. You've got it, Mike. No no risk there,
Speaker 1: And when you've got that bum bag on, there is
Speaker 1: no risk of you getting romantically involved with anyone either.
Speaker 1: So that's good.
Speaker 6: That's good.
Speaker 1: I've got four oh godserations. You must be so tired
Speaker 1: I am, And you're working hard. You don't get to
Speaker 1: enjoy a penny of it yourself, do you, Mike.
Speaker 6: Not a thing.
Speaker 2: Don't get to enjoy your job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's it. The Chrissy Swan Show. I have no
Speaker 1: idea what we're talking about next. What are we doing?
Speaker 2: You been funny now, Lauren Sanchez and John Great.
Speaker 1: I've just been so enjoying it. I forgot that we
Speaker 1: were actually doing it, like I'm going to go first.
Speaker 1: So the big wedding happened, yes, and I it hasn't
Speaker 1: been reported, but I think that he paid for everybody
Speaker 1: to come. There is no way that two hundred guests
Speaker 1: paid their own way. There's no way they arrived by
Speaker 1: private jet. Now, I'm sorry, nah.
Speaker 2: I think they did. I still believe they did, because.
Speaker 1: I know you think that an invitation came saying a
Speaker 1: private jet will take you from Los Angeles Airport to Venice.
Speaker 1: Please cut along the bottom of this form and include
Speaker 1: your payment for seven thousand US dollars.
Speaker 2: But I just think I know that Kim I saw
Speaker 2: on the on a X account. Kim flew her own
Speaker 2: private plane to venicson back. I think everyone got there.
Speaker 1: Maybe they did. They rest of them arrived on private jets.
Speaker 2: Maybe some of them that don't have the Kardashian kind
Speaker 2: of money then did take a free ride.
Speaker 1: And they are friends, so Chris Jenna has known Sanchez
Speaker 1: the new wife for.
Speaker 2: Years, right, Okay, so maybe they were an exception. But
Speaker 2: I do know that it was all secret, squirrel, and
Speaker 2: that they were all just told they were given a
Speaker 2: mood board and then told to be somewhere at a
Speaker 2: certain time because they didn't want a security leak. They
Speaker 2: want to getting out exactly what.
Speaker 1: I just do not believe that they that the couple
Speaker 1: knew all these people. Personally, I just can't believe it.
Speaker 2: I think you're right, there's no way they knew all
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 1: Because also, where was Uncle Reg and Arnie Barbe?
Speaker 2: No, they're not good for the pat Picks. Vogue doesn't
Speaker 2: want to see Barb.
Speaker 1: They must have been there. It's a wedding. I think
Speaker 1: where's Sanchez's Auntie Rossa?
Speaker 2: They'll take him out for dinner Nobo Malibu when they're home.
Speaker 1: But they weren't invited. It was in a real wedding.
Speaker 2: Really, they're trying stinks.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm not Rosie O'Donnell, who has absolutely eviscerated
Speaker 1: the entire event she has.
Speaker 2: She is called I don't like that, though.
Speaker 1: Either do I. She is called Jeff Bezos the devil,
Speaker 1: and she has questioned quite rightly whether or not Oprah
Speaker 1: even knows him. I do wonder those with someone as
Speaker 1: powerful as Jeff Bezos, if you're invited, even if you
Speaker 1: have never met him, if you are, if you work
Speaker 1: in the arts in some form or other, I wonder
Speaker 1: if you felt obligated to go for your future employment.
Speaker 1: I think so like Oprah, she had to go, whether
Speaker 1: or not she's met him, whatever, she has to go
Speaker 1: because she might want to have a special on Amazon Prime.
Speaker 2: I was thinking, you're you're spot on Swaney and like
Speaker 2: Kim with schemes, maybe one day she'll collab with schemes
Speaker 2: or Chloe will deliver her new popcorn via Amazon exactly.
Speaker 1: But he's everywhere.
Speaker 2: We've gone through the list and put together three people
Speaker 2: that we think they didn't know.
Speaker 1: Kate Beconsalle was she there? Yep? Kate Beconstile was an
Speaker 1: actress four hundred years ago and she was in two movies. No,
Speaker 1: he does not. They have never met never and also
Speaker 1: why was she invite it? Your turn? We're going to
Speaker 1: go one for one.
Speaker 2: My next one is Sidney Sweeney. He's never met her,
Speaker 2: no way. She just looks good in photos. She'd be
Speaker 2: an awesome wedding guest. I reckon. And they needed a
Speaker 2: young sort of actress type there because they didn't have that.
Speaker 1: Lando. It's funny I didn't know Orlando Bloom was so
Speaker 1: sort of creepy until he was photographed with Sydney Sweeney
Speaker 1: and he looks, he looks not right.
Speaker 2: You got the ick?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I got the ick. I got the ick. I
Speaker 1: never thought much of him, to be honest, like, I
Speaker 1: didn't think and good or bad things about him. But
Speaker 1: just seeing him there, so fresh from what must be
Speaker 1: a heartbreaking, devastating breakdown in a relationship with the mother
Speaker 1: of his child, to be walking around Venice the day
Speaker 1: of the news breaking. Yeah, well your child over the
Speaker 1: other side of the world and your ex still trying
Speaker 1: to cobble together a live perform months to be smoothing
Speaker 1: around Venice sniffing after Sidney sweeneye sniffing. But you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, it just looked so crash.
Speaker 2: All I noticed was that he doesn't skip legg day.
Speaker 2: He's got a good leg Sidney.
Speaker 1: Yeah, which is very important as well. Legs are important important,
Speaker 1: all right, I hear your Sidney Sweeney, and I raise
Speaker 1: you one. Scooter Braun. He's never met Scooter Braun. In fact,
Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos has invited Scooter Braun just to go to
Speaker 1: everybody that loves Taylor Swift.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, you're feeling attacked as a swift crat. There
Speaker 2: my next one. They're a duo, Kendlyn Kylie. I know
Speaker 2: they know Chris and I know they know Kim and Chloe.
Speaker 2: They don't know Kendal and Kylie. They're all hot young
Speaker 2: daughters of their friends that they wanted there.
Speaker 1: No, they know. I disagree they Sanchez and Chris are friends.
Speaker 2: Correct, Chris. Kylie's not hanging out at Chris's.
Speaker 1: But like I'm friends with beck she knows my kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but no, you're not inviting them to your wedding.
Speaker 2: You're next, Too's your final one.
Speaker 1: That's true, that's true. Okay, I'm gonna go. I did
Speaker 1: have Orlando Bloom, but we covered him. I'm gonna go.
Speaker 2: Do we finished with our favorite together? We have our
Speaker 2: favorite of Why the hell was she there?
Speaker 1: Ellie Goulding, Ellie Goulding. She's like, I've just gone to
Speaker 1: the po box and I think I've got the wrong invitation.
Speaker 1: I don't know who it's meant for. It's not meant
Speaker 1: for me, but I'm.
Speaker 2: Bloody going going because anything I'm going I sell.
Speaker 1: I've got a golden ticket. Mom going.
Speaker 2: Calvin might ask me to do a song. Again. I'll
Speaker 2: be relevant one more time next for putting someone else
Speaker 2: in the writing for Chrissy's b Way D pickup.
Speaker 1: He's no usher the Chrissy Swan show. That is like
Speaker 1: the ultimate insult. I just can't believe it happened. It's
Speaker 1: like I lost my mind for so long and now
Speaker 1: I'm back to her how I should be, and I
Speaker 1: just can't believe you happened.
Speaker 2: I see it in a more positive light, like I
Speaker 2: just can't believe you happened. You were so great.
Speaker 1: No, this is about her stupid.
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Speaker 1: I mean that is another phone up. We should do
Speaker 1: that tomorrow.
Speaker 2: It's just beautiful.
Speaker 1: No, I can't believe you happened. Is like I can't
Speaker 1: believe that I didn't see what was happening. But now
Speaker 1: I'm back to my full strength and I just can't
Speaker 1: believe you yuck.
Speaker 2: Ari's just so positive and happy, and I just see
Speaker 2: her as a fairy floating around being like I just
Speaker 2: can't believe you happen.
Speaker 1: No, she's slighting that idiot.
Speaker 2: Step what do you reckon?
Speaker 1: Steph what do you reckon?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: I love it.
Speaker 1: I love the song. But do you think that I
Speaker 1: just can't believe you happened? Is like an insult or
Speaker 1: a compliment gratitude?
Speaker 6: I think it's I took it as an insult.
Speaker 1: Yeah it is.
Speaker 2: I'm just obviously a little bit too positive Patricia today.
Speaker 1: Which is really unlike, really rare. All right, we are
Speaker 1: We're going to be positive Patricia with you, Steph. Because
Speaker 1: you have registered by the overplayer right, because you want
Speaker 1: this car?
Speaker 6: I need it desperately.
Speaker 1: We asked you then online give us twenty five words
Speaker 1: or less about why you need a new car. We're
Speaker 1: going to ask you again, why do you need it?
Speaker 2: Steph?
Speaker 1: Tell us it.
Speaker 6: Hasn't been serviced in over five years. The aircorn is broken,
Speaker 6: it is boiling in the summer, free studio win. Oh no,
Speaker 6: it is a absolute bomb. But the BYD looked lug you.
Speaker 1: It is so fonse. How old is your car?
Speaker 6: Oh? Fifteen sixteen years old?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: What well? Steph? The good news is you are in
Speaker 2: the running. We could be rocking up to your That
Speaker 2: means you're excited. We could be rocking up to your
Speaker 2: house this Friday with a bay DC line six plug
Speaker 2: in hybrid suv. They're so sleek, So luxury is so sexy.
Speaker 2: Good luck for Wednesa Friday, The.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan Show first Chrissy's Clicks eight. Can you imagine
Speaker 1: how the flying Monkeys were so quick to get out
Speaker 1: and about Wizard of o Ods style and find out
Speaker 1: who the woman was that was videoed having a little snoggarony,
Speaker 1: a dance floor snoggaroony with Harry Styles.
Speaker 2: Well, there was some speculation online that it was Dean
Speaker 2: because she did look like Olivia Dean, but like we
Speaker 2: would have known for sure at the time of the snog, Yeah,
Speaker 2: would we. I think I'd have to.
Speaker 1: Look up Olivia Dean to see if someone had told
Speaker 1: me that was her, I would have believed it.
Speaker 2: I reckon sleuths would have confirmed it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So the mystery woman has been identified as Ella Kenny,
Speaker 1: also known as the Luckiest Woman in the World. Imagine
Speaker 1: going to just a function at Glastonbury function behind the seats.
Speaker 1: Obviously it's a it's a VIP thing because she's a producer,
Speaker 1: turns out from London, right and you get to kiss
Speaker 1: Harry's stars.
Speaker 2: It would be such a great story for the rest of.
Speaker 1: Your life, for the rest of your life. Like you
Speaker 1: could walk out of there and get hit by a
Speaker 1: bus and just be it. You die happy. Okay, you
Speaker 1: like I have achieved I've achieved something in my life.
Speaker 2: I know someone that's spent his most recent tour with him,
Speaker 2: traveling with him. He pulled her out of the crowd
Speaker 2: and then she went on tour with him for that time. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and he's apparently lovely. But then I've spoken since, which
Speaker 2: I kind of love that he's still a bit rockstar
Speaker 2: and like treated her amazingly. But you know, once it's done,
Speaker 2: it's done before I want.
Speaker 1: To know, was there like a conversation at some point
Speaker 1: that said this is where you go back to your
Speaker 1: life and I go back to mine and I thank
Speaker 1: you for your time, Like, was there an official like
Speaker 1: an exit interview.
Speaker 2: I think it's it's unspoken. You just have that there's
Speaker 2: an understanding as you enter this.
Speaker 1: I think I feel like I would need to be told.
Speaker 2: She's real, Like I think she was a real cool
Speaker 2: chiller vibe. Really yeah, if you like, I get how
Speaker 2: it happens.
Speaker 1: Did she say that he's a good.
Speaker 2: Kiss on yes, among other things?
Speaker 1: What other things. Really the famous mister read well, I'm
Speaker 1: distracted anyway.
Speaker 2: He she the link the girl Ella Kenny? Is that
Speaker 2: what you're talking about?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Ella Kenny is her name. He's ever going to
Speaker 1: see her again? No, anyway, but she's going to have
Speaker 1: a very nice life because she's got to kiss him.
Speaker 1: What a dance for? Who gets to say that? Orlando
Speaker 1: Bloom has posted a cryptic messages about a new beginning
Speaker 1: after Katie Perry split. What I want to say to
Speaker 1: you is slow down a minute, all right, slow down?
Speaker 1: And also, you guys have got form. You know that
Speaker 1: they've broke up in twenty seventeen, did that? Yeah, caught
Speaker 1: it quits and then Daisy was conceived. So I'm not
Speaker 1: saying that they stayed together out of convenience. But I
Speaker 1: might say, but they might be getting back together. That's
Speaker 1: what happens with couples like this. Well, he's obviously doing
Speaker 1: a bit of skirt chasing in Venice with Sydney Sweeney.
Speaker 1: When that doesn't work out, he might go, look, Katie's
Speaker 1: actually not that bad.
Speaker 2: Well, he continued dut skirt chasing in La because there
Speaker 2: was tiktoks I saw and footage of him and Leo
Speaker 2: at what's that famous hotel everyone goes to you wife,
Speaker 2: I suddenly forgot shut out momont either yes or no
Speaker 2: the Beverly Hills Hotel. I was sitting outside where you're
Speaker 2: not meant to take photos, but someone did and le
Speaker 2: still had his cap over his face.
Speaker 1: So can you imagine the rubbish that those two middle
Speaker 1: aged people? He's posted each day is a new beginning.
Speaker 1: What we do today is what met most of times.
Speaker 2: Alright, regulate, hit a job, have that.
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