WEBVTT - Full Show: Jase Made A Stranger's Kid Cry 0:00:02.440 --> 0:00:04.760 Jason on one hundred. 0:00:05.080 --> 0:00:06.760 Good morning everybody. 0:00:06.880 --> 0:00:09.680 Happen Wednesday, Good morning everybody? 0:00:10.080 --> 0:00:13.280 How are we all? As a bit sick? Last night? 0:00:13.400 --> 0:00:18.600 Standards has given me. I reckon, let me have my moment. 0:00:18.760 --> 0:00:19.480 Yeah, he's going to have you. 0:00:19.720 --> 0:00:21.840 When you said you weren't well? What sort of unwell? 0:00:21.960 --> 0:00:23.279 Was it? So in the head? 0:00:23.840 --> 0:00:26.639 A little bit of that, that's constant. I don't know. 0:00:26.680 --> 0:00:29.200 I just felt a bit like pain, like I'm you know, 0:00:29.600 --> 0:00:31.240 I'm queasy, bit sore. 0:00:31.040 --> 0:00:33.240 Everywhere last night I wanted my legs to remove. 0:00:33.320 --> 0:00:34.800 Yeah, it's a bit of pain in the legs. 0:00:34.800 --> 0:00:35.559 I'm queasy. 0:00:36.040 --> 0:00:37.839 I put Archie to bed, the three year old at 0:00:37.840 --> 0:00:39.800 six thirty. I went to bed at six thirty five. 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:41.240 How good? 0:00:41.479 --> 0:00:42.640 Oh incredible. 0:00:42.920 --> 0:00:46.760 You're not sick. You are very very wise incredible. 0:00:47.040 --> 0:00:48.519 I reckon, there's something in the air. 0:00:48.640 --> 0:00:51.479 No one's sleeping. Well, are we in retrograde again? I 0:00:51.479 --> 0:00:53.519 think we must be in the microwaves? 0:00:53.520 --> 0:00:54.600 But I mean we get easter again. 0:00:56.400 --> 0:00:57.480 Maybe it was that, did it? 0:00:57.560 --> 0:00:57.720 You know? 0:00:57.880 --> 0:01:01.680 My wife purchased me for the bedroom tell us more 0:01:02.760 --> 0:01:04.319 one of those cuddle pillows. 0:01:04.840 --> 0:01:07.199 It's like a giant pregnancy pillows. 0:01:07.520 --> 0:01:10.640 She doesn't have to cuddle so it's like a giant 0:01:10.880 --> 0:01:11.080 What do. 0:01:11.120 --> 0:01:17.720 You think is next second half new apartment? Maybe do 0:01:17.760 --> 0:01:21.560 you have they're getting twin beds, you have jewel doubts. 0:01:22.080 --> 0:01:23.600 Is that what she brought you for your anniversary? 0:01:23.640 --> 0:01:24.640 No, not fair anniversary. 0:01:24.720 --> 0:01:26.840 She just like just you know, yeah, No, we've got 0:01:26.840 --> 0:01:29.399 a king sized bed. So we've got the king sized pillows. 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:31.959 It's actually so annoying. We've got normal pillows and king 0:01:32.040 --> 0:01:35.600 sized pillows because the normal pillows are better sleeping pillows. 0:01:35.840 --> 0:01:38.600 The king sizes are a bit longer and they're pretty good. 0:01:38.720 --> 0:01:41.199 Like Paul was away last night and I was like, oh, 0:01:41.400 --> 0:01:42.800 that it's a king sized pillow. 0:01:43.480 --> 0:01:45.640 This one's just like imagine like a giant sausage roll. 0:01:46.880 --> 0:01:47.039 Yeah. 0:01:47.120 --> 0:01:49.880 Yeah, but you can get the pregnancy I remember when 0:01:49.920 --> 0:01:52.200 lou was pregnant with Archie. It sort of goes around 0:01:52.320 --> 0:01:54.760 stuff you're laying in between. It's almost like in a threesome. 0:01:55.040 --> 0:01:56.560 You feel someone behind you and someone. 0:01:56.560 --> 0:01:58.440 It's not for you, the pregnancy pillow, it's for the 0:01:58.440 --> 0:01:59.080 pregnant woman. 0:01:59.600 --> 0:02:02.880 I'll get one, can you for me to be in twosome? 0:02:02.920 --> 0:02:08.600 But anyway, I'm like that anyway, Okay, so just. 0:02:08.600 --> 0:02:11.200 A little bit of that, Yeah, my voice isn't quite right. 0:02:11.440 --> 0:02:14.399 Ay, yeah, well there's something. Maybe it's a full moon 0:02:14.520 --> 0:02:14.919 or something. 0:02:14.960 --> 0:02:16.520 There's something weird. I'm not sleeping. 0:02:16.639 --> 0:02:19.760 We will push on. Harry mckaye from The Mighty Blues 0:02:19.800 --> 0:02:21.160 is on the air in the first fifteen. 0:02:20.840 --> 0:02:22.640 Minutes, blowbaggers rapping about. 0:02:24.400 --> 0:02:27.560 Who's because it dusn't's been in before. Who do you 0:02:27.600 --> 0:02:28.680 say he went for his team? 0:02:29.440 --> 0:02:33.600 Remember I don't think he had one Brisbee? 0:02:33.919 --> 0:02:36.320 Yes, right, well, Peter Dutton is in this morning before 0:02:36.440 --> 0:02:37.240 seven time. 0:02:37.720 --> 0:02:40.480 Has everyone decided who they're voting for? You don't have 0:02:40.520 --> 0:02:42.720 to say it, but if you decided, or we should. 0:02:42.440 --> 0:02:44.040 Say when he's in the room, I voted. 0:02:44.720 --> 0:02:47.079 Oh so you've decided. 0:02:48.280 --> 0:02:50.080 I'm going to go to Brisbane on the weekend. 0:02:49.800 --> 0:02:53.280 So I'll tell him have you decided who you voted? 0:02:53.639 --> 0:02:53.839 Yeah? 0:02:53.840 --> 0:02:55.400 I reckon. We should do that like when he's in 0:02:55.440 --> 0:02:57.280 we should go one, two, three, and we also I'm 0:02:57.280 --> 0:02:58.640 not doing it, wouldn't be awkward. 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:03.200 Do it that but you but you bludgers won't. 0:03:03.440 --> 0:03:04.480 I'll do it. Let's do it. 0:03:04.760 --> 0:03:06.840 I'm telling you right now, I'm DoD I to say, 0:03:06.880 --> 0:03:08.520 bludger are one hundred and twelve. 0:03:09.320 --> 0:03:12.320 My grandfather bludger. Bludger. 0:03:13.240 --> 0:03:14.840 We've been up since four thirty in the morning to 0:03:14.880 --> 0:03:15.320 go to work. 0:03:15.360 --> 0:03:18.840 We're not bludgersh you know who's enough to seven this morning? 0:03:19.480 --> 0:03:19.919 Let me guess. 0:03:20.000 --> 0:03:20.320 Let me. 0:03:22.639 --> 0:03:26.079 We are probing the propos no proving the propo. Members 0:03:26.120 --> 0:03:28.280 of the Victorian Police will be in today. We're talking 0:03:28.320 --> 0:03:33.280 forensics and specifically the splatter squad. Right, these guys are 0:03:33.320 --> 0:03:35.720 the ones that investigate blood splatter to work out how 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:38.360 crimes and things like that have happened. They're also bringing 0:03:38.360 --> 0:03:41.520 in the blue light. This is where it like like 0:03:41.600 --> 0:03:44.280 say you turn the lights off, they put these special 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:47.400 lights on and it shows any sort of liquids or fluid. 0:03:47.400 --> 0:03:48.680 Pants you're wearing today. 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:52.360 New ones had Do you mean it shows any sort 0:03:52.400 --> 0:03:55.200 of liquids? And then he said what sort of pants 0:03:55.200 --> 0:03:55.640 are you wearing? 0:03:56.360 --> 0:03:57.160 What's up? You know? 0:03:59.040 --> 0:03:59.840 No, I don't. 0:04:00.280 --> 0:04:00.880 What do you mean, Clint? 0:04:00.960 --> 0:04:03.600 He might have some remnants of his lasagnia on his 0:04:03.640 --> 0:04:04.520 pants or something. 0:04:07.280 --> 0:04:09.640 You've both gone for the cream colored trousers today. 0:04:09.920 --> 0:04:11.400 It was very brave fair. 0:04:11.840 --> 0:04:13.400 Your pants even aren't even done up. 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:17.880 No, he's ready to go at the drop of about 0:04:17.920 --> 0:04:18.800 the squad. 0:04:19.120 --> 0:04:21.080 Your hands up a dirty doll. 0:04:22.800 --> 0:04:24.680 Tops of eighteen. We're going for Peter Dunton going to 0:04:24.720 --> 0:04:27.400 join us soon? Are we still doing the three two one? 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:28.080 And we all say who were? 0:04:28.360 --> 0:04:31.640 I think so? Yeah? In my case, up voted you 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:32.120 take it back. 0:04:33.000 --> 0:04:35.960 Clint was in No. I said no from the beginning. 0:04:37.000 --> 0:04:41.760 Clint, stand away, you have come in with steam coming 0:04:41.800 --> 0:04:45.240 out of your What's got nothing to do with politics? 0:04:45.240 --> 0:04:48.279 Because Lauren, there is a battle brewing in the kitchen 0:04:49.120 --> 0:04:51.520 and it has impacted one of our own. 0:04:51.640 --> 0:04:53.400 Your fake girlfriend. 0:04:53.200 --> 0:04:57.320 My my faux girlfriend, Nagi Mahashi. I'll tell you what's happened. 0:04:57.360 --> 0:05:00.440 What's happened to one of Australa's top home call looks right, 0:05:00.839 --> 0:05:05.880 she's made these claims that are Brisbane cookie queen named 0:05:06.279 --> 0:05:11.320 brook Bellamy, in her latest book, which reaped almost five 0:05:11.360 --> 0:05:15.760 million dollars in sale, she copied, that's right, copied two 0:05:15.920 --> 0:05:18.800 of Nagi Mahashi's amazing recipes. 0:05:18.960 --> 0:05:20.200 No, you can't be doing that. 0:05:20.240 --> 0:05:26.440 Her recipes for caramel Slice and Bucklover, Bucklover. You can 0:05:26.480 --> 0:05:28.600 come for a lot of things, but you cannot come. 0:05:28.400 --> 0:05:35.640 For Nagi is claiming that Brookie has copied her. 0:05:35.720 --> 0:05:36.200 That's right. 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:41.039 She noticed quote unquote remarkable similarities with the two recipes. 0:05:41.440 --> 0:05:47.800 Now Brookies Cookies has denied these claims. She said, in effect, 0:05:47.839 --> 0:05:50.479 that two recipes can be very similar. 0:05:50.640 --> 0:05:52.640 My gosh, this is like when the Beetles said ed 0:05:52.720 --> 0:05:55.080 sheer and copied their beat or whatever it was. 0:05:55.680 --> 0:05:59.360 I don't think it was a be certainly not all 0:05:59.360 --> 0:06:00.480 of them cheerance. 0:06:00.480 --> 0:06:01.719 Someone tried to say, insurance. 0:06:01.839 --> 0:06:04.279 Still there the roof Marvin Marvin game. 0:06:04.160 --> 0:06:10.640 Marvin Marvin Gaye's as steak because Marvin Gaye wasn't well, 0:06:10.640 --> 0:06:12.880 we must get both cookies and caramel. 0:06:12.600 --> 0:06:14.679 Slice taste hairs. 0:06:15.360 --> 0:06:17.560 You're thinking, we'll see if they're one and the same. 0:06:17.880 --> 0:06:20.760 Do that on, Judge, Judy bring in bringing the caramel. 0:06:20.279 --> 0:06:22.039 Shall Be's cookies? 0:06:22.040 --> 0:06:22.920 Ha said? Is that a name? 0:06:22.920 --> 0:06:23.640 Brookies Cookies? 0:06:24.160 --> 0:06:27.599 Belly I'm a Naggie Girl. 0:06:27.720 --> 0:06:30.520 Said that her book consists of one hundred recipes created 0:06:30.520 --> 0:06:32.279 over many years while growing up baking. 0:06:32.720 --> 0:06:36.719 Back off Naggi. But did she back off. 0:06:38.040 --> 0:06:40.560 At? I was about to go, You can't be saying 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:41.599 we need to get. 0:06:41.520 --> 0:06:43.240 We need to get Brookie and Naggi in the kitchen 0:06:43.680 --> 0:06:45.600 to settle it once and for all. I like that, 0:06:45.760 --> 0:06:48.680 don't we We need to cook off? Master Chef's back. 0:06:48.600 --> 0:06:50.919 You know what we did on the break because we 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:53.840 had loose family staying with us. What did you my nephew, 0:06:53.880 --> 0:06:56.960 it's his birthday. So Lou brought out the Woman's Weekly. 0:06:56.640 --> 0:07:03.839 Cookbook to make the train, the train swimming with the jelly. 0:07:02.520 --> 0:07:04.480 With the kit kats around the side that were like. 0:07:04.400 --> 0:07:06.560 The fin I love the soccer field with the coconut. 0:07:06.760 --> 0:07:09.480 What about the car track with the licorice bullets? 0:07:09.720 --> 0:07:11.160 I had that the number eight? 0:07:11.680 --> 0:07:12.480 Which one did you make? 0:07:12.560 --> 0:07:14.120 Well, we didn't finish the cake. You know what I 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:15.920 remember me telling you about the blender incident. 0:07:16.360 --> 0:07:18.320 Oh yeah, you ripped out yourniece's hair. She got stuck 0:07:18.320 --> 0:07:18.840 in the blender. 0:07:19.360 --> 0:07:20.679 She got stuck in the blender. 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:22.520 She was looking in the blender. 0:07:23.480 --> 0:07:25.239 Looking into the bowl while it was going. 0:07:26.440 --> 0:07:28.840 The automatic wonder and it took a chunk out of 0:07:28.840 --> 0:07:32.000 her hair. So which one were you making? He could 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:34.239 continue making the cake? Don't let her run it for every. 0:07:34.560 --> 0:07:37.480 Amongst the tears, we thought this is a wooly's mudcake job. 0:07:37.560 --> 0:07:39.480 Now have you seen the big story? 0:07:39.560 --> 0:07:40.280 Doesn't add up? 0:07:40.840 --> 0:07:44.680 You said you weren't there. Now you're saying were you decided? 0:07:44.680 --> 0:07:45.640 Amongst the tears? 0:07:47.880 --> 0:07:48.840 What part of this story? 0:07:48.880 --> 0:07:49.880 Is found out. 0:07:49.960 --> 0:07:51.760 I wasn't there. I just didn't want to say it 0:07:51.840 --> 0:07:52.760 was my wife ripped? 0:07:52.920 --> 0:07:54.640 Are you already said that yesterday? 0:07:54.640 --> 0:07:54.840 Though? 0:07:56.880 --> 0:07:57.360 Did you say that? 0:07:57.440 --> 0:07:57.600 Off? 0:07:58.960 --> 0:07:59.640 Good? On your loop? 0:08:00.840 --> 0:08:03.800 It is just gone ten to seven. You are on 0:08:03.960 --> 0:08:06.880 the air with Ason Lauren Clinty as well listening to 0:08:06.920 --> 0:08:07.680 number one hundred. 0:08:08.480 --> 0:08:11.080 Our next guest has come a long way since being 0:08:11.120 --> 0:08:15.400 a Queensland Police officer. He's been in government under Howard Abbot, 0:08:15.560 --> 0:08:18.560 Turnbull and Morrison and he could very well next be 0:08:18.600 --> 0:08:20.760 in government under himself. 0:08:21.160 --> 0:08:23.240 I think we've got a hell of a journey left 0:08:23.280 --> 0:08:25.080 in front of us and the campaign can throw up 0:08:25.080 --> 0:08:26.080 all sorts of audities. 0:08:26.200 --> 0:08:30.920 Please welcome to the show leader of the Liberal Party. 0:08:31.000 --> 0:08:31.320 How are you? 0:08:33.320 --> 0:08:33.880 How are you? 0:08:34.200 --> 0:08:34.559 Very good? 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:35.199 Good to be with you? 0:08:35.200 --> 0:08:36.720 Think are you exhausted yet? 0:08:36.800 --> 0:08:38.720 I think everyone's a bit exhausted, and I think everyone's 0:08:38.760 --> 0:08:41.040 probably over the campaign and just want to get back 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:44.840 to their lives and it'll be over on Saturday night. 0:08:44.920 --> 0:08:46.600 So we've got a big sprint between. 0:08:46.440 --> 0:08:47.120 Now and well. 0:08:47.160 --> 0:08:49.880 It is interesting because I think people are like there 0:08:49.960 --> 0:08:52.720 is so much talk about this selection. People do get 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:57.640 over the constant ads and bombardment, wait for the just quickly. 0:08:58.240 --> 0:08:59.760 Are you getting the text messages that. 0:08:59.720 --> 0:09:03.199 We're I'm not getting the text You're not. 0:09:03.160 --> 0:09:07.800 On the trumpets, the trumped more days in a row. 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:10.440 This is the reason to keep your phone number and 0:09:10.440 --> 0:09:13.600 never never change it, because Clive has got that number. 0:09:13.640 --> 0:09:15.719 So I being bombarded. 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:18.480 Do you have Clive's number? I do, yes? Can we 0:09:18.520 --> 0:09:19.800 all get that? And then. 0:09:21.840 --> 0:09:23.440 Here's my reply? Mate's my reply? 0:09:23.640 --> 0:09:23.920 You are? 0:09:24.040 --> 0:09:25.440 You are on Telly all the time? 0:09:25.480 --> 0:09:28.120 I mean we've been watching both breakfast shows this morning 0:09:28.200 --> 0:09:29.320 and the ads have popped up. 0:09:29.320 --> 0:09:31.200 I've seen more of you than I have any of 0:09:31.200 --> 0:09:32.160 my mates recently. 0:09:32.280 --> 0:09:33.920 The big the big winner of course, out of the 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:37.280 election campaigns of the media companies. You guys are all 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:38.360 meeting budget over this month. 0:09:38.400 --> 0:09:41.040 And I can't wait to run the Gontlan on Saturday, 0:09:41.040 --> 0:09:41.840 you know with the flyers. 0:09:42.120 --> 0:09:44.400 I did it the other day, voted early, voted. 0:09:44.440 --> 0:09:45.280 When do you vote? 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:50.600 I'll vote Saturday day to your day. What's what's the rundown. 0:09:50.559 --> 0:09:52.440 The day is that there will be a lot of 0:09:52.480 --> 0:09:54.680 media in the morning, so just sort of back to back. 0:09:54.880 --> 0:09:58.040 I'll have a chat to Clint on today and others 0:09:58.480 --> 0:10:00.679 sort of right around the country. A lot of radio 0:10:01.000 --> 0:10:04.800 and then it's yeah, it's it's into your own electric, 0:10:05.000 --> 0:10:07.679 catching up the volunteers and so it's a fairly busy day. 0:10:07.720 --> 0:10:09.120 Have you put thought into how you're going to eat 0:10:09.120 --> 0:10:16.120 the sausage? Oh yeah, Shorten, Yeah, yeah, that's yeah. 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:19.400 I'm very conscious of it. My many very concerned. This 0:10:19.440 --> 0:10:21.400 could this could swing it a few percent. 0:10:22.000 --> 0:10:24.160 You get it from the end and there's a there's 0:10:24.160 --> 0:10:24.679 a mean. 0:10:24.600 --> 0:10:26.800 There's a photo, there's an image. 0:10:26.960 --> 0:10:30.280 Oh jokes aside. Are you feeling confident? Are you nervous? 0:10:30.600 --> 0:10:34.800 I am feeling confident because I've seen we do, you know, 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:37.200 track polling and look at seats all the time. But 0:10:38.000 --> 0:10:41.600 the response that we've had through that polling, but more importantly, 0:10:41.640 --> 0:10:44.160 the response that our volunteers have had at the pre 0:10:44.240 --> 0:10:47.079 polling over the last few days has been pretty extraordinary. 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:49.760 So I think there is something happening that's quite different 0:10:49.760 --> 0:10:51.240 to what we're seeing in the published poles and the 0:10:51.240 --> 0:10:53.160 papers at the moment. And when you go the seat 0:10:53.160 --> 0:10:56.480 by seat, you've got some great candidates. You look at 0:10:56.480 --> 0:10:59.560 people who work really hard, and your hamer for example, 0:10:59.840 --> 0:11:03.319 they're out door knocking, picking up you know, thousands of 0:11:03.360 --> 0:11:06.439 conversations and listening to people and responding to that and 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:10.240 that actually helps their vote on the day, and that's 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:12.480 not picked up in the overall polling that we see 0:11:12.480 --> 0:11:13.280 at a federal level. 0:11:13.440 --> 0:11:14.960 Okay, so we've got four days. 0:11:15.280 --> 0:11:18.800 You've got four days to convince the people of Australia 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:21.439 why we should vote for you. What is the key 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:23.560 message to drive this home for people who a lot 0:11:23.559 --> 0:11:25.559 of people have already decided and there's a lot of 0:11:25.600 --> 0:11:28.080 people that still don't know what they're doing. If there 0:11:28.120 --> 0:11:30.160 was one thing you could tell them, what would it be? 0:11:30.240 --> 0:11:31.120 Why should we vote for. 0:11:31.040 --> 0:11:32.839 The key message has got to be ask yourself for 0:11:32.840 --> 0:11:34.520 you're better off today than you were three years ago, 0:11:34.880 --> 0:11:36.640 and a lot of families aren't. We've had the biggest 0:11:36.679 --> 0:11:39.760 drop in living standards in our country's history. A lot 0:11:39.760 --> 0:11:42.120 of families have gone back whids, thirty thousand small businesses 0:11:42.120 --> 0:11:44.320 have gone broke. So what can we do about it? Well, 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:46.320 our plan is to cut the price of fuel by 0:11:46.360 --> 0:11:48.720 twenty five cents a leter, so it's about fourteen dollars 0:11:48.760 --> 0:11:51.280 a tank. You get back straight away. We'll give twelve 0:11:51.320 --> 0:11:53.600 hundred dollars back by way of a tax rebate money 0:11:53.600 --> 0:11:55.960 you've paid. But that will help you deal with the 0:11:56.000 --> 0:11:58.480 cost of living pressures you've got now, and then we're 0:11:58.480 --> 0:12:00.440 going to fix up the energy system, because it's the 0:12:00.640 --> 0:12:03.720 energy system which is driving up the cost of the 0:12:03.720 --> 0:12:07.640 production of food, the production and the manufacturing of building materials. 0:12:07.920 --> 0:12:10.360 This is why groceries are up by thirty percent. So 0:12:10.600 --> 0:12:13.320 we're going to flood the market with Australian gas that 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:15.240 we're exporting at the moment. We're going to bring that 0:12:15.280 --> 0:12:18.160 back into domestic consumption and that brings the price of 0:12:18.160 --> 0:12:20.760 gas down by about twenty three percent. That means not 0:12:20.840 --> 0:12:22.480 just a gas bill at home, but gas is used 0:12:22.480 --> 0:12:25.600 to generate electricity, so that will help across the economy 0:12:25.600 --> 0:12:26.280 bring price. 0:12:26.080 --> 0:12:27.800 This year for you right now is that you're probably 0:12:27.880 --> 0:12:30.200 running out of time if the published poles are to 0:12:30.240 --> 0:12:33.480 be believed. Fifty three forty seven last night the age 0:12:33.520 --> 0:12:36.520 resolved pole. I mean, are people buying what you're trying 0:12:36.520 --> 0:12:36.840 to sell? 0:12:36.880 --> 0:12:37.720 I think they are. Clinton. 0:12:37.720 --> 0:12:39.520 I think, as you say, when you go seat by 0:12:39.520 --> 0:12:41.400 seat and you look at the fights that are on there, 0:12:41.400 --> 0:12:44.600 and you know this space well. But people either have 0:12:44.679 --> 0:12:46.480 a good view or a bad view of their local 0:12:46.559 --> 0:12:49.960 labor member. I think, particularly in Victoria, people are concerned 0:12:49.960 --> 0:12:52.760 about crime. We've announced we're the only party to announce 0:12:52.760 --> 0:12:54.520 a huge crime policy. 0:12:54.600 --> 0:12:56.360 We're just on that people aren't afraid to go to 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:58.240 the shops. Like you said at the start of the campaign, 0:12:58.320 --> 0:13:00.720 that's big Victorians aren't afraid to go to the shops. 0:13:00.800 --> 0:13:02.520 Let's be honest, that's just hyperbole right. 0:13:02.520 --> 0:13:04.040 Well, where we were in Franklin the other day, there's 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:05.800 a twenty one percent increase in twelve months too. 0:13:05.800 --> 0:13:08.240 There might be an increasing crime. That Victorians aren't scared 0:13:08.240 --> 0:13:08.760 to go to the shop. 0:13:08.760 --> 0:13:11.000 Well, there are some astrains that we've spoken to, particularly 0:13:11.040 --> 0:13:13.640 in Victoria. A woman who had a machete held to 0:13:13.640 --> 0:13:17.080 her throat, who's completely changed her way of life. She 0:13:17.120 --> 0:13:20.320 won't do an afternoon ship. She's worried about going out. 0:13:20.240 --> 0:13:20.560 Of the shore. 0:13:20.600 --> 0:13:23.120 But when you can see that statement was hyperbole, like 0:13:23.440 --> 0:13:26.640 Victorians in general aren't scared to go on to Clarendon 0:13:26.679 --> 0:13:27.280 straight go to. 0:13:27.240 --> 0:13:29.240 The local shops to buy their grace. 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:31.040 And of course not every Victorian is, but there are 0:13:31.040 --> 0:13:34.840 a lot of Victorians that we've spoken to who are bloody. 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:38.240 Scared and I'm really scared, but we're scared of crime, 0:13:38.240 --> 0:13:39.360 but we're not scared to go to the shop. 0:13:39.440 --> 0:13:41.400 No one, no, But you know what, it's not just him. 0:13:41.440 --> 0:13:42.480 Every poly throws out. 0:13:42.640 --> 0:13:43.600 I get it, I get it. 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:45.319 But you know what, I'm scared to drive to work 0:13:45.360 --> 0:13:46.760 at the time we do in the morning because I'm 0:13:46.800 --> 0:13:48.600 scared of stolen cars driving down the road. 0:13:48.679 --> 0:13:50.120 I'm really scared of criming. 0:13:50.120 --> 0:13:52.560 This just back on the piles, like I was just thinking. 0:13:52.600 --> 0:13:55.559 Remember everyone thought short and had it in the back. 0:13:55.679 --> 0:13:58.120 Yes, twenty nineteen. 0:13:58.120 --> 0:14:00.240 The book's paid out on the Friday. 0:14:00.400 --> 0:14:00.920 Yeah. 0:14:01.040 --> 0:14:02.440 Can you bet on the election? 0:14:04.080 --> 0:14:04.640 Bet on everything? 0:14:04.679 --> 0:14:06.360 You can bet on master Shift, you can bet on 0:14:06.360 --> 0:14:07.120 Peter getting. 0:14:06.920 --> 0:14:07.400 The top job. 0:14:07.960 --> 0:14:10.640 Peter, what would it mean to you to be PM 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:14.480 of this country? We've seen you know, it's it's an 0:14:14.480 --> 0:14:16.080 honor bestowed on very few. 0:14:16.200 --> 0:14:21.240 But Jo's it doesn't look like the funnest job. 0:14:22.560 --> 0:14:24.600 Firstly, to be the greatest honor because we live in 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:26.640 the best country in the world, so that goes without saying. 0:14:26.680 --> 0:14:29.520 But look what I've demonstrated I think in my career 0:14:29.520 --> 0:14:32.080 as a police officer and in Parliament is that I 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:34.200 genuinely care for people. I want I want a safer 0:14:34.240 --> 0:14:37.120 community and the crime policy is about saying that we're 0:14:37.120 --> 0:14:39.080 going to crush the crime gangs who are bringing in 0:14:39.360 --> 0:14:42.040 the illegal tobacco. They're the ones selling drugs to our kids, 0:14:42.040 --> 0:14:43.880 who are breaking into homes to pay for that habit. 0:14:44.200 --> 0:14:47.240 They're stealing cars and selling those cars to the outlaw 0:14:47.240 --> 0:14:50.720 motorcycle gang. So I'm absolutely determined to make us a 0:14:50.760 --> 0:14:53.720 safer community and society. I want to make sure that 0:14:53.760 --> 0:14:55.960 we can invest into defense because we live in a 0:14:55.960 --> 0:14:58.160 really uncertain time and I want to make sure that 0:14:58.200 --> 0:15:00.200 we're safe, but our kids and grand kids are And 0:15:00.680 --> 0:15:03.640 most importantly, or as importantly, I want to make sure 0:15:04.000 --> 0:15:07.360 that Australians can have some room in their budgets. Again, 0:15:07.480 --> 0:15:09.720 there are just too many families, too many stories of 0:15:09.760 --> 0:15:12.480 people working the second third job because they're getting hammered. 0:15:12.760 --> 0:15:14.920 So bringing that cost of electricity and that cost of 0:15:14.960 --> 0:15:18.520 gas down, cutting the cost of of petrol and giving 0:15:18.520 --> 0:15:21.800 the twelve hundred bucks back, that is about providing support 0:15:21.840 --> 0:15:24.160 and saying that we've listened to people, we know they're struggling. 0:15:24.320 --> 0:15:26.400 You and Albow have been chatting on the text during this. 0:15:26.640 --> 0:15:29.520 We haven't had much much exchange over the course of 0:15:30.080 --> 0:15:32.640 the campaign. It's if he's been pretty busy. 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:34.440 She's the music at Channel seven years the other night 0:15:34.520 --> 0:15:37.800 was a bit it's got a bit annoying. 0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:39.160 It was a bit annoying. 0:15:39.160 --> 0:15:44.360 Bloody price of eggs. That'll get you, that'll get. 0:15:44.240 --> 0:15:44.680 You, you know. 0:15:44.920 --> 0:15:47.120 I was confused to they. I feel like that was 0:15:47.920 --> 0:15:49.080 why did you have to go first? 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:51.920 In that? I would have been I would have thrown 0:15:51.960 --> 0:15:52.640 my toys out. 0:15:52.840 --> 0:15:54.880 Yeah, I think I think maybe we should have written 0:15:54.960 --> 0:15:56.560 down on a piece of paper and then compared notes 0:15:57.600 --> 0:15:58.360 might have been given away. 0:15:58.960 --> 0:16:01.200 I think so too. You might have bought six eggs. 0:16:01.320 --> 0:16:03.720 Who's in your who's in your war room? If you will? 0:16:03.760 --> 0:16:06.480 On election night? How do you? How do you watch 0:16:06.840 --> 0:16:09.600 the election? I see him? It's in Brisbane? Is it 0:16:09.680 --> 0:16:10.760 family there? 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:12.080 Family's family will be there. 0:16:12.120 --> 0:16:13.720 I see you're not watching on the ABC. 0:16:14.000 --> 0:16:17.240 Are you watching the channel ten? The tender advocate on there? 0:16:17.360 --> 0:16:18.240 Or a bit more serious? 0:16:18.560 --> 0:16:20.360 That's sort of a bomb out on it right first too, 0:16:20.480 --> 0:16:23.360 So I'll not be watching it on ABC. 0:16:24.760 --> 0:16:25.960 Look, it'll be family. 0:16:26.000 --> 0:16:30.120 It'll be your close advisors and all of those you know, 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:31.240 sort of geeky. 0:16:32.400 --> 0:16:33.000 Analystic. 0:16:34.440 --> 0:16:35.400 Have you written your speeches? 0:16:35.680 --> 0:16:36.200 No? 0:16:36.200 --> 0:16:38.400 No, not surely that's a chat GP teacher. 0:16:39.520 --> 0:16:40.480 We can talk about it after. 0:16:40.800 --> 0:16:43.240 I'll get your dad. What are your kids, saying, because I. 0:16:43.200 --> 0:16:46.040 Know if my dad was going out and getting out 0:16:46.040 --> 0:16:47.080 there in the public and doing. 0:16:47.000 --> 0:16:49.120 Radio shows like this, I'd be like, now, listen, dad, 0:16:49.280 --> 0:16:49.640 there's a. 0:16:49.560 --> 0:16:51.240 Few do talk about this. 0:16:51.400 --> 0:16:53.800 What are the kids, because I think that's also a 0:16:53.920 --> 0:16:56.440 huge part of the people who are voting for your 0:16:56.480 --> 0:16:58.480 young people of this country who don't know you that well, 0:16:58.600 --> 0:16:59.840 what advice are your kids giving you? 0:16:59.880 --> 0:17:01.720 In running into these last few days. 0:17:01.840 --> 0:17:04.400 They look my kids just I guess they're proud as 0:17:04.440 --> 0:17:05.919 you know, as I would be of them if they were, 0:17:06.560 --> 0:17:09.800 you know, going for a job somewhere. And they they're 0:17:09.840 --> 0:17:12.439 also defensive because they say, you know, they read some 0:17:12.440 --> 0:17:14.320 of the crap online and so yeah, you know, there's 0:17:14.359 --> 0:17:17.240 just nothing like what you are who you are. But 0:17:17.960 --> 0:17:22.280 Harry came out with me. He's second year chippy apprenticeship, 0:17:22.359 --> 0:17:26.120 and he sent me a post which was not from 0:17:26.160 --> 0:17:29.879 Harry Dutton twenty at you know, Brisbane or whatever it was. 0:17:30.440 --> 0:17:33.800 He says, a legitimate post which said here's the photo 0:17:33.800 --> 0:17:36.840 of Harry Dutton and Peter Dutton. It looks like Brad 0:17:36.880 --> 0:17:39.439 Pitt and mister potato head. And so it was the 0:17:39.440 --> 0:17:42.840 most self serving thing that he would have could he 0:17:42.960 --> 0:17:44.800 bag that he baged that is. 0:17:44.720 --> 0:17:47.000 There anything that you're not good at that? They say, Dad, 0:17:47.080 --> 0:17:48.640 stay away from like I can't throw? 0:17:50.359 --> 0:17:51.320 What did you do that for? 0:17:51.480 --> 0:17:54.560 Yeah, don't play footy. You'll take out of footy mate. 0:17:54.760 --> 0:17:57.320 They did that? Yeah, when I kicked up. Yeah, we've 0:17:57.400 --> 0:17:59.120 discussed this. It was a pretty good kick, I thought. 0:17:59.119 --> 0:18:07.080 But it was an ABC camera actually here, So look that. 0:18:07.160 --> 0:18:11.159 Okay, Hey, you've got a huge few days ahead. 0:18:11.960 --> 0:18:12.480 Good luck. 0:18:12.600 --> 0:18:13.520 Thank you guys very much. 0:18:13.640 --> 0:18:17.000 Before we go, we made the path yes, because Clint 0:18:17.040 --> 0:18:18.480 already voted. Lauren doesn't want to. 0:18:18.480 --> 0:18:22.200 Partake in this, so you and me Lauren has. 0:18:22.240 --> 0:18:24.080 To You never know, we might get a curve ball 0:18:24.119 --> 0:18:26.840 from Peter. We thought we'd do three two one and 0:18:26.880 --> 0:18:28.119 I'll say who we're voting for. 0:18:29.160 --> 0:18:31.960 I said, I'm not doing it from the start. Don't 0:18:31.960 --> 0:18:33.560 put I said no from the beginning. 0:18:34.119 --> 0:18:35.320 Come on, play the game. 0:18:35.400 --> 0:18:37.360 I'll do the countdown. Go to you two. 0:18:37.560 --> 0:18:39.040 So you voted, I've voted. 0:18:40.440 --> 0:18:41.199 You're in trouble. 0:18:43.200 --> 0:18:43.760 I take. 0:18:45.440 --> 0:18:47.080 Do you guys actually want to do this? 0:18:47.080 --> 0:18:47.960 This was your game? 0:18:48.720 --> 0:18:50.359 We're going to do it? Sure, all right? 0:18:50.960 --> 0:18:53.000 Three two one? 0:18:53.760 --> 0:18:58.919 Elbow independent, second, who'd you go? 0:18:59.000 --> 0:18:59.320 Second? 0:19:00.119 --> 0:19:00.560 Hoot it up? 0:19:00.600 --> 0:19:01.040 Preference. 0:19:01.480 --> 0:19:02.360 He's already done it. 0:19:04.280 --> 0:19:07.080 I actually can't remember other than Melbourne, the seed of Melbourne. 0:19:08.560 --> 0:19:12.479 Hope you don't like the Independent. That's disaster for the country. 0:19:12.480 --> 0:19:12.800 There you go. 0:19:12.960 --> 0:19:15.280 All right, thanks guys, thanks for having anything. But Clive 0:19:15.400 --> 0:19:18.040 is our rule here. Hey make good luck for Saturday. 0:19:18.080 --> 0:19:22.960 Thanks very much, Peter Dutt and join us on the air. 0:19:23.200 --> 0:19:25.840 Just gone two past seven. This is no but well, 0:19:26.000 --> 0:19:28.160 good morning Melbourne. Just go on ten past seven. Play 0:19:28.200 --> 0:19:31.679 it cool the popos in after seven thirty. Members of 0:19:31.680 --> 0:19:34.080 the Victorian Police are going to be joining us this week. 0:19:35.000 --> 0:19:40.120 Forensic squad. Cool. So these guys go in check out 0:19:40.119 --> 0:19:42.440 the bloods, the blood split it. What do you on 0:19:42.560 --> 0:19:45.240 crime scenes? Work out? You know where the crime was committed, 0:19:45.240 --> 0:19:49.560 how it was done. I I'm freaking it is. I'm 0:19:49.600 --> 0:19:51.600 sort of across this department because I watch a lot 0:19:51.600 --> 0:19:52.800 of Law and Order resc for you. 0:19:52.920 --> 0:19:54.760 Oh yeah, I wanted to be friends summer. 0:19:54.960 --> 0:19:55.960 Yeah, I was at school. 0:19:56.080 --> 0:19:57.960 They had the ticky girl on the computer in the lab. 0:20:00.119 --> 0:20:01.240 That's n C I is it. 0:20:02.520 --> 0:20:03.359 I think they're in all of them. 0:20:03.760 --> 0:20:04.160 She's got. 0:20:05.880 --> 0:20:06.520 Wait which one? 0:20:07.160 --> 0:20:12.000 Lauren Orner s for you for you special victims, Special victims. 0:20:12.040 --> 0:20:13.320 You know what's n c I stamp for. 0:20:15.240 --> 0:20:16.520 Crime investigation? 0:20:16.640 --> 0:20:20.840 You see National Crime Investigation scenes un n c I 0:20:20.960 --> 0:20:22.080 U n c I A. 0:20:22.960 --> 0:20:25.159 There's l A p D respond, wasn't it? 0:20:26.400 --> 0:20:28.080 Oh wow, we'll have. 0:20:28.040 --> 0:20:30.639 To ask the squad, need the cops? 0:20:31.560 --> 0:20:35.600 All right? This is Alex Warren. You're on over one hundred. 0:20:35.680 --> 0:20:38.159 This guy joined us later in the week too. Gracie 0:20:38.200 --> 0:20:42.800 Abrams performed last night in Auckland part of the Global 0:20:42.840 --> 0:20:44.800 and Over Red Room. Ricky Lee, Tim and Joel caught 0:20:44.880 --> 0:20:47.520 up with her team messaged me saying she was a 0:20:47.520 --> 0:20:48.679 massive fan of his outfit. 0:20:50.160 --> 0:20:51.320 Yeah what was he wearing? 0:20:51.920 --> 0:20:53.800 Knowing Tim to be is. 0:20:53.760 --> 0:20:54.840 She dating poor Miuskel? 0:20:55.080 --> 0:20:55.800 Yes, he was there. 0:20:55.960 --> 0:20:56.600 He was there. 0:20:58.520 --> 0:21:02.159 Love Abrams was there with this proudest punch smile in 0:21:02.200 --> 0:21:03.160 his face filming. 0:21:03.480 --> 0:21:05.960 What a cute I'll probably ask her about that as well. 0:21:06.160 --> 0:21:08.359 She's on there show this afternoon, Ricky Lee, Tim and Joel. 0:21:09.040 --> 0:21:10.960 You asked him how the interview was and he gave 0:21:10.960 --> 0:21:13.760 you zero insights besides talking about his own outfits. 0:21:14.440 --> 0:21:17.280 Literally what the text said she was a massive fan of. 0:21:20.400 --> 0:21:22.760 What would you wear to interview? Gracie Abrams? 0:21:22.800 --> 0:21:23.520 I'd wear. 0:21:24.920 --> 0:21:26.520 What did he wear? A sprain dangled suit. 0:21:27.680 --> 0:21:30.120 If you want to tease for tomorrow morning for Gracie. 0:21:30.160 --> 0:21:33.840 She liked what I was wearing. No, Biggie, what a tease? 0:21:34.480 --> 0:21:36.000 What would you wear you'd wear? 0:21:36.160 --> 0:21:37.480 Did you reply? What did you wear? 0:21:38.280 --> 0:21:41.359 I didn't care? What would I were teasing it? 0:21:41.760 --> 0:21:44.200 What would I wear? Jeans and a T. 0:21:44.200 --> 0:21:45.800 Shirt and look young? 0:21:46.680 --> 0:21:49.360 You'd wear like you'd wear it'd be no midrif you'd 0:21:49.359 --> 0:21:50.600 wear a band T shirt. 0:21:50.600 --> 0:21:52.640 A Barns T shirt. 0:21:53.119 --> 0:21:54.040 I remember when we. 0:21:54.040 --> 0:21:55.600 She's too young, she wouldn't even know any of the 0:21:55.640 --> 0:21:56.919 Barns that the Beatles. 0:21:57.119 --> 0:21:59.560 We did Teddy, when we did Teddy Swim spread Room, 0:21:59.560 --> 0:22:01.640 I wanted to his merch. Remember the merch is really cool. 0:22:01.680 --> 0:22:02.560 It was really cute, and. 0:22:02.480 --> 0:22:04.440 Were like, we can't buy it before the interview. That'll 0:22:04.440 --> 0:22:05.640 look a bit. I think. 0:22:06.160 --> 0:22:07.920 I think next time we interview someone we should go 0:22:08.000 --> 0:22:08.680 head to tell. 0:22:08.600 --> 0:22:11.479 Them mer yes so much, or we all do rock 0:22:11.520 --> 0:22:15.359 paper scissors beforehand, have to be merch man and we 0:22:15.440 --> 0:22:18.040 make no reference to it. Hey, we've done this on 0:22:18.080 --> 0:22:23.040 the show before. Thirteen twenty four, Yeah, change Pace thirteen 0:22:23.080 --> 0:22:28.760 twenty four ten. Have you accidentally made a kid cry? 0:22:29.359 --> 0:22:29.960 It happens. 0:22:30.160 --> 0:22:31.760 It happens all the time. 0:22:32.000 --> 0:22:34.120 Well they did, they cry too much? 0:22:34.200 --> 0:22:34.480 Lauren? 0:22:34.800 --> 0:22:38.199 What do they need my knee? So he's one. She 0:22:38.320 --> 0:22:40.280 doesn't cry at the times I think she's going. 0:22:40.280 --> 0:22:42.359 To cry, like she hit her head on the feet 0:22:42.440 --> 0:22:43.000 or something. 0:22:43.760 --> 0:22:45.879 I think. And then but then she'll cry over something. 0:22:45.960 --> 0:22:50.480 So stupid ridiculous that I'm like, I can't work you out, kid. 0:22:50.600 --> 0:22:53.000 You know, it's hard, that decision on when they take 0:22:53.000 --> 0:22:54.119 a fall or hit themselves. 0:22:54.200 --> 0:22:55.840 When you go no, you've got to lie, You're got 0:22:55.840 --> 0:22:57.000 to not You've got to not react. 0:22:57.080 --> 0:22:59.480 So it's a decision whether you go up, you get. 0:23:00.040 --> 0:23:02.080 But then if there's blood's playing and spraying, and you've 0:23:02.080 --> 0:23:07.000 got to be like anyway, we're at Stomping Ground over 0:23:07.040 --> 0:23:09.080 the break, you took your kids to the pub. 0:23:09.880 --> 0:23:11.320 Not even isn't it a brewery. 0:23:11.760 --> 0:23:14.160 It's a brewery. It's a brewery. 0:23:14.280 --> 0:23:15.840 It is a brewery with a playground. 0:23:15.960 --> 0:23:17.000 Brewery is quite hard. 0:23:19.480 --> 0:23:22.760 After a few brurry. We're at Stomping Ground, Mury. 0:23:22.840 --> 0:23:23.560 It's a good place. 0:23:23.680 --> 0:23:26.960 We were there for Easter Sunday. That's what the Lord wanted. 0:23:27.880 --> 0:23:33.880 Brewery is a hard word spell brewery, b u E. 0:23:34.520 --> 0:23:37.720 Why brewery? 0:23:38.240 --> 0:23:38.840 Brewery? 0:23:40.000 --> 0:23:41.200 I think brewery. 0:23:41.640 --> 0:23:44.399 So anyway, we're there all loose family was there, my 0:23:44.440 --> 0:23:47.160 wife's family, so all the kids are there. Were exchanging 0:23:47.240 --> 0:23:48.919 Easter eggs because it was. 0:23:49.320 --> 0:23:51.959 Easter over the break, you know, exchanging Easter eggs at 0:23:52.000 --> 0:23:54.160 the brewery, not at home. 0:23:54.240 --> 0:23:57.880 That's no, no, no, no no, Like like Lewis sister was there, 0:23:58.040 --> 0:24:03.560 she lived somewhere different. We'll the crunchy rabbit, a laine 0:24:03.560 --> 0:24:05.480 Way lager. What a combo. 0:24:06.359 --> 0:24:09.359 I don't know about beer and chocolates and chocolate. You 0:24:09.359 --> 0:24:10.800 should have taken them to a distillery. 0:24:11.080 --> 0:24:13.199 Some of those places were ripping the heads off the 0:24:13.240 --> 0:24:15.240 chocolate rabbits and then filling. 0:24:14.920 --> 0:24:21.080 Them with what beer? Did they get me there? 0:24:21.119 --> 0:24:23.240 And I think maybe Bailey's or something. 0:24:25.560 --> 0:24:28.959 Screams, So you're not getting Baileys down the brewery anyway. 0:24:29.000 --> 0:24:31.720 So we've exchanged Easter eggs. The kids have put the 0:24:31.760 --> 0:24:34.040 Easter eggs, like just in plastic bags under the table. 0:24:34.600 --> 0:24:37.240 No, you didn't have the cute little felt Easter baskets some. 0:24:37.160 --> 0:24:38.840 Of them, but then like you know, in big bags 0:24:38.960 --> 0:24:40.840 we put all their Easter eggs. They've all run off 0:24:40.840 --> 0:24:41.520 to the playground. 0:24:42.200 --> 0:24:43.560 There's a playground at the brewery. 0:24:43.640 --> 0:24:45.960 Yeah, that's why they keep you there? Then the next 0:24:45.960 --> 0:24:47.920 thing over the mike. You're here, Ladia, and I'm walking on, 0:24:47.960 --> 0:24:50.639 stopping around. Okay, kids, get ready. There are Easter eggs 0:24:50.680 --> 0:24:55.880 hidden all through the brewery. Look everywhere, find an easter egg. 0:24:56.000 --> 0:25:01.040 It's yours. Go and a pack of kids. These three 0:25:01.119 --> 0:25:03.800 kids came running for our table because they've just seen these. 0:25:05.920 --> 0:25:10.119 That's different, No, but it just not under a private table. 0:25:10.119 --> 0:25:14.840 This is our But you imagine kids. They we're crawling everywhere, 0:25:14.880 --> 0:25:16.880 and this little kid's picked up the humpty dumpty egg 0:25:16.880 --> 0:25:19.600 which my nephew got, and I'm like, you know, hand 0:25:19.600 --> 0:25:20.119 on his. 0:25:20.160 --> 0:25:21.920 Oh no, the child. 0:25:22.040 --> 0:25:23.480 You can't manhandle the child. 0:25:24.840 --> 0:25:25.720 Anyone else's child. 0:25:25.760 --> 0:25:28.880 I was like, hey, that is not your humpty dumpty egg, 0:25:29.040 --> 0:25:29.639 that's mine. 0:25:32.560 --> 0:25:34.720 Get your dirty hands off my. 0:25:35.119 --> 0:25:38.440 When a stranger's kids starts to cry and then everyone 0:25:38.520 --> 0:25:39.720 looks it is the mother. 0:25:39.720 --> 0:25:42.000 There's that guy from the radio with his hands on 0:25:42.119 --> 0:25:42.719 my child. 0:25:42.840 --> 0:25:45.520 Again, give the kid the humpty dumpty. 0:25:45.640 --> 0:25:47.760 Absolutely not, because then I would be left with, you know, 0:25:47.880 --> 0:25:51.120 my kid, or my niece or nephew in tears. It's 0:25:51.119 --> 0:25:54.199 bloody awkward when you have to step in and the. 0:25:54.200 --> 0:25:58.760 Whole East thing is hard with the easter eggs and 0:25:58.800 --> 0:26:00.399 the chocolate and the negotia ciation. 0:26:00.800 --> 0:26:03.480 After the Easter bunny had come of. You can have a. 0:26:03.400 --> 0:26:06.400 Couple of eggs and you need to have your breakfast, 0:26:06.880 --> 0:26:08.639 and the kids just didn't want to know about No, 0:26:09.520 --> 0:26:09.800 you know. 0:26:09.800 --> 0:26:12.600 What, you better eggs, Let them go to town, get 0:26:12.680 --> 0:26:13.840 rid of it all, and then. 0:26:13.760 --> 0:26:16.160 There's no feral for twelve hours. 0:26:16.160 --> 0:26:18.280 For twelve hours, rather than drag it over the week. 0:26:18.960 --> 0:26:19.520 You know what I mean? 0:26:20.280 --> 0:26:20.959 I know what you mean. 0:26:21.320 --> 0:26:24.960 Thirteen twenty four to ten? Have you accidentally made a 0:26:25.000 --> 0:26:28.160 kid cry? In return? We got two hundred dollars Cogan 0:26:28.240 --> 0:26:30.800 vouchers up for grabs. How do you go with your nephews? 0:26:31.080 --> 0:26:33.600 I can't imagine you like. 0:26:35.480 --> 0:26:36.320 They do cry a lot. 0:26:36.640 --> 0:26:40.000 No no, But being an uncle, you would he wouldn't say. 0:26:39.840 --> 0:26:42.880 No, no, no, absolutely no, it's yes to everything everything. 0:26:42.920 --> 0:26:44.680 They could keep a carr and he'd be like, so brown, 0:26:44.720 --> 0:26:46.560 are you maybe not? 0:26:46.840 --> 0:26:46.959 Car? 0:26:48.200 --> 0:26:48.240 Not? 0:26:48.400 --> 0:26:50.560 My Mercedes must. 0:26:52.880 --> 0:26:54.680 Do the tesla thirty. 0:26:55.240 --> 0:26:57.480 Twenty four my tesla alone. 0:26:58.200 --> 0:27:00.680 Have you accidentally made a kid cry? Or has someone 0:27:00.720 --> 0:27:02.280 done it to your kids? Give us a ring at 0:27:02.280 --> 0:27:05.000 nov Hey, big show still to come. We're going to 0:27:05.040 --> 0:27:06.960 be bribing the Poe po coming up in the next 0:27:06.960 --> 0:27:10.120 few minutes. Your chance to win five thousand dollars and 0:27:10.800 --> 0:27:14.239 our Mother's Day and your lunch is on. Hit up 0:27:14.240 --> 0:27:16.399 the novaplayer app to score an invite and after eight 0:27:16.440 --> 0:27:19.080 o'clock this morning. This is great. We are now. 0:27:19.080 --> 0:27:22.760 Going to be announcement who the entertainer is. 0:27:22.800 --> 0:27:24.359 As soon as my wife found out about this, she 0:27:24.400 --> 0:27:26.439 want to cancel the school Mother's Day lunch and come 0:27:26.480 --> 0:27:27.680 to ours fully clothed. 0:27:28.560 --> 0:27:32.680 She should hoot lou Jason's wife or for fully cloth 0:27:32.760 --> 0:27:33.359 fully closed. 0:27:33.480 --> 0:27:37.840 I know yesterday we joked about she won't be fully 0:27:37.880 --> 0:27:38.760 closed by the end of the square. 0:27:39.119 --> 0:27:39.879 Absolutely not. 0:27:40.160 --> 0:27:43.000 I've seen how those lunches go. I've met up with 0:27:43.040 --> 0:27:47.200 some of my girlfriends after them. Mate, the mums go mad. 0:27:47.240 --> 0:27:50.119 You're ready for this day, lunches, lugos, they should logo's. 0:27:50.200 --> 0:27:52.720 I bought a ticket at the after party too. I 0:27:52.800 --> 0:27:54.879 go what, sorry, there's a Mother's Day lunch and then 0:27:54.880 --> 0:27:56.240 there's a Mother's Day lunch after. 0:27:56.160 --> 0:27:58.200 Our Mother's Day lunch. We should join forces. 0:27:59.160 --> 0:28:00.600 Yes, we should party. 0:28:00.680 --> 0:28:04.200 The one thing Jace hates is the cross pollination his 0:28:04.600 --> 0:28:05.600 private life and. 0:28:05.520 --> 0:28:09.840 His professional If you can call it a professional life. 0:28:10.800 --> 0:28:12.200 Is it what? 0:28:13.480 --> 0:28:15.800 Because it will be at the school Mother's Day lunch. 0:28:16.640 --> 0:28:19.760 I'll be on pick up duty after our Mother's Day lunch. 0:28:20.320 --> 0:28:22.200 You can pick them up in the camp. Yeah, thank you, 0:28:23.080 --> 0:28:26.720 it's fine. From our lunch kids think it's time. 0:28:26.760 --> 0:28:28.480 Actually, I should do an uber because in that way 0:28:28.560 --> 0:28:29.760 just family member. 0:28:29.840 --> 0:28:31.000 Hummer, stretch hummer. 0:28:33.920 --> 0:28:36.200 You know what she's joking. This is what will happen 0:28:36.280 --> 0:28:38.040 at the mothers Day lunch. Lauren will be like, I 0:28:38.120 --> 0:28:40.000 booked a stretch, Hummer. I'm coming with you to pick up. 0:28:40.040 --> 0:28:41.080 We've got the chopper landing. 0:28:40.880 --> 0:28:41.320 On the school. 0:28:41.880 --> 0:28:44.520 What she does, this is what she does, is to 0:28:44.560 --> 0:28:47.120 embarrass them. Hey, we're talking. What if you made a 0:28:47.200 --> 0:28:47.640 kid cry? 0:28:48.000 --> 0:28:49.840 I might make them cry when I turn up in 0:28:49.600 --> 0:28:50.520 a comer at. 0:28:50.440 --> 0:28:54.320 School twenty four ten, so they're still at the qt age. 0:28:54.360 --> 0:28:55.920 If you do that in high school, they'll be like, oh, 0:28:56.040 --> 0:28:57.080 Auntie Laurence. 0:28:57.320 --> 0:29:01.800 No, don't do that, all right, Mars, good morning morning. 0:29:02.080 --> 0:29:04.880 You did you make somebody cry? Someone's child cry? 0:29:05.480 --> 0:29:08.720 I did, unfortunately, Yeah, I used definitely. 0:29:10.640 --> 0:29:10.880 Yeah. 0:29:10.920 --> 0:29:11.000 No. 0:29:11.120 --> 0:29:14.160 I used to coach a junior cricket team. And you 0:29:14.160 --> 0:29:15.640 know what kids are like when they get a new thing, 0:29:15.680 --> 0:29:17.760 they want to use it straight away. Yes, kid comes 0:29:17.760 --> 0:29:21.040 along into the cricket station with a brand new cricket bat. 0:29:24.280 --> 0:29:27.600 I'm not quite that mean, no, but anybody who plays cricket, 0:29:27.600 --> 0:29:29.440 you've got to kind of knock a new bat in 0:29:29.720 --> 0:29:34.760 to make sure it doesn't split and that well, I 0:29:34.800 --> 0:29:37.120 had to explain this to him, but obviously just goes 0:29:37.240 --> 0:29:38.920 in one ear and out of the other. And he 0:29:39.040 --> 0:29:42.440 just burst into tears and went home and told his 0:29:42.560 --> 0:29:44.360 dad that I made him cry. And then his dad 0:29:44.400 --> 0:29:46.000 came to speak to me. 0:29:47.320 --> 0:29:48.920 But did the cricket bat split in half? 0:29:49.840 --> 0:29:50.120 No? 0:29:50.120 --> 0:29:51.440 No, I didn't let him use it, but that was 0:29:51.440 --> 0:29:53.920 why he came. I told him what he had to 0:29:53.960 --> 0:29:56.640 do to make sure to prepare it for hitting a 0:29:57.760 --> 0:29:58.440 hard new ball. 0:29:58.600 --> 0:30:01.000 So, yeah, you know what Martin Ira in sports coaches 0:30:01.080 --> 0:30:03.040 would make kids cry a lot, like you know, you 0:30:03.440 --> 0:30:05.760 put you take someone off and to give someone. 0:30:05.520 --> 0:30:08.120 Else let him use the bat. He didn't. 0:30:08.160 --> 0:30:09.520 He was trying to protect the bat from brain. 0:30:09.840 --> 0:30:11.400 Let him learn the hard way under fire. 0:30:11.400 --> 0:30:12.960 It's not using plastic bats. 0:30:14.560 --> 0:30:20.920 Can good cricket crickets one hand, one bounce out remember. 0:30:20.600 --> 0:30:24.400 That, remember the plastic stumps and yeah, yeah, hey Peter, 0:30:24.960 --> 0:30:26.760 good morning, good morning. 0:30:26.840 --> 0:30:27.400 How are you guy? 0:30:27.600 --> 0:30:30.360 You're in a netball coach. It's all the sports, isn't it? 0:30:30.400 --> 0:30:31.520 Did the tears? Peter. 0:30:32.680 --> 0:30:36.440 I'm a netball umpire and I've numerous little girls cry 0:30:36.480 --> 0:30:39.600 over the years. Not my proudest moment. It's yeah, I 0:30:39.680 --> 0:30:42.840 think I'm quite a nice umpire, but obviously not what 0:30:43.480 --> 0:30:43.920 they cry. 0:30:44.200 --> 0:30:47.560 Were kids always crying always? 0:30:48.400 --> 0:30:51.040 I think I explained the rules quite nicely to them, 0:30:51.080 --> 0:30:53.080 but I think they're a bit nervous too. And there's 0:30:53.120 --> 0:30:55.680 all the parents on the sidelines, you know, yelling out. 0:30:55.800 --> 0:30:56.720 And who's the. 0:30:56.760 --> 0:31:00.800 Worst as a as an umpire at kids sport? 0:31:00.840 --> 0:31:06.120 Who's worse? Parents? Are the kids? The pair exactly that 0:31:06.480 --> 0:31:07.880 There was a brawl the other name like. 0:31:08.880 --> 0:31:12.320 Two mums at a soccer match absolutely. 0:31:12.400 --> 0:31:14.000 Crap out of each other, that is. 0:31:14.360 --> 0:31:15.000 But I told the. 0:31:17.120 --> 0:31:20.160 Basketball match here in Melbourne before and a fist fight 0:31:20.240 --> 0:31:23.160 almost broke out between two dads on the team under 0:31:23.200 --> 0:31:24.560 ten and you have to. 0:31:24.480 --> 0:31:25.040 Break them up. 0:31:25.280 --> 0:31:27.520 Man, No, he would have sat in the corner eating 0:31:27.560 --> 0:31:28.400 his hot chips, just. 0:31:28.360 --> 0:31:32.640 Watching, wearing his fluorescent bib manager. 0:31:32.720 --> 0:31:34.720 That's exactly what I did. I held on to my chips. 0:31:34.840 --> 0:31:35.920 What was embarrassing, though. 0:31:35.840 --> 0:31:36.960 Is this don't drop your chips. 0:31:37.200 --> 0:31:39.240 This sixteen year old girl who was umpiring had to 0:31:39.280 --> 0:31:41.000 pause the game and come over and say, hey, I 0:31:41.200 --> 0:31:44.560 need all the parents to sit down. And I'm just like, 0:31:44.920 --> 0:31:46.000 this is embarrassing. 0:31:46.800 --> 0:31:50.120 Dad, You're embarrassing for the kids. Embarrassing for the dads 0:31:50.120 --> 0:31:50.440 as well. 0:31:50.520 --> 0:31:52.240 You know what, it's his parents that are living their 0:31:52.320 --> 0:31:53.800 dream through the kids. Mate. 0:31:53.840 --> 0:31:55.640 You know what if no one's living their dream through 0:31:55.720 --> 0:31:57.320 under eight basketball. 0:31:57.000 --> 0:31:59.280 No, but they are because these dads were two bloody, 0:31:59.320 --> 0:32:01.120 slow and ugly enough to make it on their own. 0:32:01.160 --> 0:32:03.560 So now they're pushing their kids to do it under eight. 0:32:04.080 --> 0:32:07.120 And they got in a fight. Yeah, did the kids cry. 0:32:07.360 --> 0:32:09.800 No, the kids were just looking like, hey, guys, settle down. 0:32:09.840 --> 0:32:11.840 Ye put your heads in It is embarrassing. We're going 0:32:11.880 --> 0:32:13.880 for long snakes. 0:32:13.000 --> 0:32:15.520 Yeah. Well they wanted their hungry Jack's voucher. 0:32:15.600 --> 0:32:18.960 Maybe chantel good morning, our good morning teams. 0:32:20.320 --> 0:32:23.640 So the other day, my son is being prepared to 0:32:23.680 --> 0:32:26.600 have surgery. Kid he has an infection in his hands, 0:32:27.240 --> 0:32:29.360 and I was talking to my husband and I'm like, oh, 0:32:29.400 --> 0:32:30.640 this is this type of infection. 0:32:30.720 --> 0:32:32.360 It is blah blah blah. 0:32:32.000 --> 0:32:35.840 And my husband no filter all sentences. Oh I knew 0:32:35.880 --> 0:32:37.800 an NFL player that had that, and he had to 0:32:37.840 --> 0:32:38.920 have his arm ampupated. 0:32:40.920 --> 0:32:46.040 Get under your dad, Oh there. 0:32:46.000 --> 0:32:49.719 Was, there was twos. There was a lot of reassurance needed, 0:32:49.920 --> 0:32:52.720 even when it came to the anesthetics and mom, I'm like, 0:32:52.840 --> 0:32:54.680 I promise you you're still going to have a hand when. 0:32:55.000 --> 0:32:56.480 Save the hands? Yeah? 0:32:56.520 --> 0:32:58.200 How is he and saved their hand? 0:32:58.320 --> 0:32:59.240 Okay, he's all good. 0:32:59.280 --> 0:33:01.760 I love dad on you in an NFL player. 0:33:01.840 --> 0:33:03.200 I'll tell you what. I'm going to check your family 0:33:03.240 --> 0:33:05.400 past to Monster Trucks at Rod Laver Arena. 0:33:06.280 --> 0:33:07.840 Fantastic, Thank you guys. 0:33:08.040 --> 0:33:11.000 Just sine he's been through enough. Monster Trucks mainly alive 0:33:11.120 --> 0:33:13.960 at Rod Laver Arena, May third and fourth, but. 0:33:13.920 --> 0:33:15.959 Dad can't go. That's not invited. 0:33:16.080 --> 0:33:21.480 Actually packed family friendly events features jaw dropping stunts. 0:33:21.640 --> 0:33:26.960 Ye sick my nephews again, and that it's a kids show. 0:33:27.160 --> 0:33:28.280 No it's not, is it? 0:33:28.560 --> 0:33:31.760 Monster trucks and the Big Bull Days, all the other. 0:33:31.680 --> 0:33:35.400 Trucks, all the characters yea and the biggest characters. 0:33:36.040 --> 0:33:39.880 Yeah, she should be there with the noisy. 0:33:41.120 --> 0:33:43.920 A dog and it's got big the car it looks 0:33:43.920 --> 0:33:45.160 like goofy. 0:33:45.680 --> 0:33:49.800 They smash him and bits fall off. You not surprise 0:33:49.880 --> 0:33:52.120 you monster trucks. 0:33:52.400 --> 0:33:55.240 You shall do that and then go straight to nobook. 0:33:56.080 --> 0:34:02.760 Oh yeah, oh yeah, a bit of black cod after 0:34:02.840 --> 0:34:03.360 the monster. 0:34:05.480 --> 0:34:09.120 Good morning, Oh, good morning, guys. Night monster. 0:34:13.280 --> 0:34:14.760 How do you make a kid? Cry? Naomi? 0:34:15.719 --> 0:34:18.080 Okay, it was a while ago. It was my niece, 0:34:18.120 --> 0:34:22.239 she was about three. We're all staying at a motel, 0:34:22.560 --> 0:34:24.279 and then on the Sunday, I thought I'd take the 0:34:24.360 --> 0:34:27.359 six kids to the spa, and while we're in the spa, 0:34:27.480 --> 0:34:29.840 I said, now you know, guys, if you we in 0:34:29.880 --> 0:34:31.800 the spa, you'll turn purple. 0:34:32.080 --> 0:34:33.000 Yeah. Great. 0:34:33.840 --> 0:34:37.719 So my niece stood up, burst into tears, and I went, 0:34:37.760 --> 0:34:39.799 oh no, I went's all right, it's right. If I 0:34:39.840 --> 0:34:43.560 put you in the shower, that'll fix it. But my 0:34:43.920 --> 0:34:47.279 sister rang me three nights later, and every night she 0:34:47.360 --> 0:34:50.440 had a bath and cried she was going to turn purple. 0:34:51.120 --> 0:34:52.920 Oh she thought she was going to. 0:34:54.400 --> 0:34:55.879 Yeah, because she weaves in the spa. 0:34:56.560 --> 0:34:57.440 Well that'll teach her. 0:34:57.640 --> 0:34:58.520 Yeah. Good. 0:34:58.880 --> 0:35:00.399 I mean, if there's a place to do it, the spa, 0:35:00.520 --> 0:35:05.280 isn't it. Yeah, the bubbles and so hard, it's. 0:35:05.120 --> 0:35:12.840 So little piggies are in a spa twins. 0:35:15.120 --> 0:35:17.280 Every couple of weeks, so we have a different department 0:35:17.320 --> 0:35:19.480 of the Victorian Police in We Love the Cops. And 0:35:19.560 --> 0:35:23.319 joining us this week is a leading scenior Constable Chris Hall. 0:35:23.400 --> 0:35:28.560 Good morning morning. You are from the forensic team, correct, 0:35:28.719 --> 0:35:33.040 and a specialist specialist in blood splatter that's right. 0:35:33.120 --> 0:35:36.080 Yeah, so bloodstained pattern analysis or we call it BPA. 0:35:36.280 --> 0:35:38.400 When I was at school, I wanted to be a 0:35:38.440 --> 0:35:42.719 forensic police officer. I was not smart enough. So you 0:35:42.760 --> 0:35:45.319 are like living the life I wanted to do. I 0:35:45.320 --> 0:35:47.160 wanted to go into crime scenes and try and piece 0:35:47.200 --> 0:35:50.000 it all together. So talk is through. You must see 0:35:50.400 --> 0:35:51.720 some shocking things. 0:35:51.800 --> 0:35:52.960 Yeah, it can be pretty full on. 0:35:53.120 --> 0:35:55.400 When do you get called into a crime scene? 0:35:55.520 --> 0:35:57.640 So yeah, so my normal day to day is I 0:35:57.640 --> 0:36:01.840 guess kind of equivalent like CSI And so they'll. 0:36:01.680 --> 0:36:03.320 Roll out to Horatio. 0:36:03.360 --> 0:36:05.359 In your team, I think we've got. 0:36:05.239 --> 0:36:08.920 A bit of a mix of everybody. So yeah, so 0:36:09.000 --> 0:36:10.920 we'll go out and it's so the crime scene guys 0:36:10.960 --> 0:36:14.319 go out and they'll assess the scene and then sometimes 0:36:14.360 --> 0:36:16.680 when the blood staining is a bit above and beyond, 0:36:16.680 --> 0:36:19.000 and then that's when you need to call out someone 0:36:19.040 --> 0:36:20.320 who's a specialist in that area. 0:36:20.360 --> 0:36:22.160 And that's my area of specialty. 0:36:22.280 --> 0:36:24.680 So you look at this is pretty gruesome by the 0:36:24.680 --> 0:36:27.600 way to anyone listening, but you look at like blood 0:36:27.680 --> 0:36:31.879 stains or splatters on what clothing, walls, carpets, and then 0:36:31.920 --> 0:36:34.000 try and work out what's happened from that. 0:36:34.560 --> 0:36:35.240 Yeah, exactly. 0:36:35.280 --> 0:36:38.160 So it's kind of almost like a Christopher Nolan movie 0:36:38.200 --> 0:36:41.400 where we're starting with all the evidence they were starting 0:36:41.480 --> 0:36:44.400 at the end, and then we use our knowledge of 0:36:44.920 --> 0:36:49.480 you know, maths, chemistry, biology, and we're using that and 0:36:49.520 --> 0:36:51.880 then to analyze the patterns, and then we're kind of 0:36:51.880 --> 0:36:54.400 working backwards to try and work out, Okay, what were 0:36:54.440 --> 0:36:56.440 the sequence of events that occurred. 0:36:56.080 --> 0:36:58.920 Because sometimes the victim might not be there right, Yes, 0:36:59.040 --> 0:37:00.839 it might just be blood and you like, do you. 0:37:01.080 --> 0:37:05.239 That's why you added in radio by the way, geometry, biology, 0:37:06.160 --> 0:37:06.560 you know, me. 0:37:07.320 --> 0:37:09.560 Often see scenes that are staged. 0:37:10.920 --> 0:37:15.399 Occasionally it's yeah, from time to make their own death 0:37:15.520 --> 0:37:17.000 or it makes it, you know, like say if I 0:37:17.120 --> 0:37:19.880 killed you, but I make it look like you're attacking 0:37:19.920 --> 0:37:21.640 me and it was like self defense. 0:37:21.680 --> 0:37:24.799 Sometimes it happens. Yeah, I guess that's part of it. 0:37:24.800 --> 0:37:26.439 We're going to go out and we do we try 0:37:26.440 --> 0:37:28.919 to be sort of I guess as objective as we can, 0:37:29.280 --> 0:37:31.719 and we go through and make our observations and then 0:37:31.760 --> 0:37:34.120 come to conclusions where we can, and then that gets 0:37:34.120 --> 0:37:38.839 sort of tested against others. Witnesses or victim or an 0:37:38.840 --> 0:37:40.960 offendom might say something and we're okay, well does that 0:37:41.040 --> 0:37:43.839 story ad up or that's going on here something? 0:37:44.280 --> 0:37:46.759 Is it a busy job? Like how often are you 0:37:46.800 --> 0:37:49.000 going daily type of situation? 0:37:49.120 --> 0:37:51.879 Thank goodness, is not every day. It kind of got 0:37:52.200 --> 0:37:54.960 in Marabanon. We must go yeah, well, that's that's it. 0:37:54.960 --> 0:37:57.000 It's sort of we day to day. We're just in 0:37:57.040 --> 0:37:58.799 the office. We're taking care of our sort of you know, 0:37:58.840 --> 0:38:01.560 our case files, working on a paperwork, and then every 0:38:01.560 --> 0:38:03.480 now and then you'll be on call. I'm on call 0:38:03.560 --> 0:38:06.880 roughly four times a fortnight, and then I'll take the 0:38:06.920 --> 0:38:10.080 work car home and then if something happens overnight in. 0:38:10.080 --> 0:38:11.200 The middle of the night, yeah, that's it. 0:38:11.280 --> 0:38:13.359 Yeah, so we don't even know have you seen them? 0:38:15.560 --> 0:38:18.000 These guys are playing white man. 0:38:18.239 --> 0:38:22.040 These we don't want to draw attention. We're very low key. 0:38:22.239 --> 0:38:25.080 So how do you work it out? How do you 0:38:25.160 --> 0:38:25.640 do it? 0:38:26.320 --> 0:38:28.360 You're walking He's going to tell you in sixty seconds 0:38:29.040 --> 0:38:30.480 his career, like. 0:38:30.640 --> 0:38:32.359 We're using blue lights are we're using. 0:38:33.520 --> 0:38:34.320 So it depends. 0:38:34.360 --> 0:38:37.319 So I guess we do a lot of training in 0:38:37.360 --> 0:38:41.680 the area, and so we know that I guess, we're 0:38:41.719 --> 0:38:43.720 looking at what is the what are the blood stains 0:38:43.719 --> 0:38:46.080 look like, where are they, how many are they, what 0:38:46.160 --> 0:38:49.440 are the shapes, you know the details of that, and 0:38:49.440 --> 0:38:52.040 then we're able to I guess, put those blood stains 0:38:52.320 --> 0:38:54.480 into separate sort of categories kind of things. We've got 0:38:54.520 --> 0:38:56.439 almost kind of like a tree of these different type 0:38:56.440 --> 0:38:58.680 of blood stains, and then we're able to sort of 0:38:58.800 --> 0:39:01.120 I guess, analyze each individually and then we put them 0:39:01.160 --> 0:39:03.080 all together to go, Okay, well we think this happened. 0:39:03.200 --> 0:39:05.560 Chris, I say, if I was going to dumper body 0:39:05.600 --> 0:39:09.040 another situation question, Say if I was going to dump 0:39:09.040 --> 0:39:11.000 a body right and I had in the back of 0:39:11.040 --> 0:39:11.680 my car, you. 0:39:11.640 --> 0:39:12.520 Can't cover your track. 0:39:12.600 --> 0:39:14.640 And you hear about these sort of stories a lot 0:39:14.640 --> 0:39:17.279 in the news, And like I've cleaned the carrout, you know, 0:39:17.400 --> 0:39:19.759 used all the bleach and stuff like that. You have 0:39:19.840 --> 0:39:22.840 you seen you there's always a sign, isn't there, Like 0:39:22.880 --> 0:39:24.400 there'd be a light that you can light up in 0:39:24.440 --> 0:39:26.359 the carr and brighten up, like. 0:39:27.120 --> 0:39:30.319 And I brought some gear along today torches you guys 0:39:30.320 --> 0:39:30.600 to work. 0:39:30.680 --> 0:39:35.839 Yeah, okay, okay, so you've got a whole bunch of 0:39:35.920 --> 0:39:39.200 T shirts. Yes, the look they look like normal, clean, 0:39:39.320 --> 0:39:42.040 fresh out of the wash. That's black navy T shirt. 0:39:42.040 --> 0:39:43.120 I've got a couple of things to show you. 0:39:43.160 --> 0:39:45.640 So okay, when I was sort of saying, okay, typically 0:39:45.680 --> 0:39:47.920 a crime scene, you might go there and you know, 0:39:47.960 --> 0:39:50.560 if it's lovely white walls, the red stuff goes on there. 0:39:50.560 --> 0:39:53.960 It's pretty easy to tell, right, good contries. Other situations 0:39:53.960 --> 0:39:56.719 will come across. You know, that's not always the case. 0:39:56.760 --> 0:39:58.520 We might be very busy kind of like you know, 0:39:58.600 --> 0:40:01.040 patterns in fabric or you know, like as we're sort 0:40:01.040 --> 0:40:03.840 of saying, the dark T shirts where you can't see. 0:40:04.280 --> 0:40:07.160 Motel room carpet, it's always in the motel room carpet. 0:40:07.160 --> 0:40:10.480 Were clean shirts, clean room comforter. 0:40:14.760 --> 0:40:15.799 So we've got two things here. 0:40:15.840 --> 0:40:18.200 So this one here, I've got taken a photo from 0:40:18.280 --> 0:40:21.200 a crime scene just around the corner here on street. 0:40:21.480 --> 0:40:23.680 So we've got the Nova boy in here. And when 0:40:23.680 --> 0:40:25.680 I was sort of saying, sometimes, okay, well you've got 0:40:25.719 --> 0:40:27.279 the red stuff on the white, well, that's really easy 0:40:27.320 --> 0:40:28.279 to see. But sometimes it. 0:40:28.239 --> 0:40:30.439 Can be very busy and there's too much there, so. 0:40:30.520 --> 0:40:32.120 We need some way of trying to kind of I 0:40:32.160 --> 0:40:35.000 guess cutting down that rainbow of colors coming in her 0:40:35.000 --> 0:40:36.560 eye to kind of sort of narrow it down. 0:40:36.680 --> 0:40:39.640 So we use stuff like torches. 0:40:39.200 --> 0:40:41.120 And filters and things like that. So I'll just put 0:40:41.160 --> 0:40:43.000 this on so you might sort of see. 0:40:44.000 --> 0:40:49.080 Paint sputter everywhere. We're kind of it was Jess when you. 0:40:50.719 --> 0:40:51.560 Out of all the people. 0:40:53.320 --> 0:40:57.160 Yeah, we might have to check some I see, yeah, 0:40:57.239 --> 0:40:58.839 that's in one case. So in that case where there's 0:40:58.880 --> 0:40:59.920 too much. 0:41:00.440 --> 0:41:02.800 Could I use that torture to shining around these walls 0:41:02.800 --> 0:41:04.000 and I can find. 0:41:03.840 --> 0:41:06.640 Well, that's where these ones come in in situation, So 0:41:06.680 --> 0:41:08.320 that one there's too much going on, we're trying to 0:41:08.400 --> 0:41:11.120 narrow it down in some situations really dark fabrics or 0:41:11.160 --> 0:41:11.600 in cars. 0:41:11.600 --> 0:41:13.360 So this one here is for the Bodily Fluid. 0:41:13.480 --> 0:41:13.920 That's right. 0:41:14.000 --> 0:41:17.560 Yeah, you guys have anything to confess before I'm going 0:41:17.560 --> 0:41:18.800 to shine it all around the studio. 0:41:19.480 --> 0:41:21.680 I wouldn't do it in a radio studio, and I'm 0:41:21.680 --> 0:41:22.080 doing it. 0:41:22.320 --> 0:41:23.560 I'm doing it here we go. 0:41:23.680 --> 0:41:28.640 Okay, so Chris has got his body called the bodily Fluid. 0:41:29.320 --> 0:41:32.200 What's the accurate is it's not. It's not bodily fluids, 0:41:32.440 --> 0:41:35.160 poly flair torch. Let's go bodily fluid. 0:41:35.600 --> 0:41:38.120 I love the body, bodily fluid and shine it all 0:41:38.120 --> 0:41:39.439 over to what color is the light? 0:41:40.239 --> 0:41:43.719 So this one here, this is four fifteen animeters, so 0:41:43.760 --> 0:41:44.239 it's kind of. 0:41:44.160 --> 0:41:47.160 It's right, it's it's essentially it's about the edge of 0:41:47.520 --> 0:41:49.400 what we can see sort of UV lighting. 0:41:49.960 --> 0:41:51.760 So I'll give this one. 0:41:53.239 --> 0:41:56.480 I'll take the talk, Lauren. 0:41:56.520 --> 0:41:58.640 Do you want to shine it on the you guys. 0:41:58.800 --> 0:42:02.040 Start with your okay on to that. 0:42:02.719 --> 0:42:04.120 There's a big blotch. 0:42:04.520 --> 0:42:07.640 Oh, this one's got fingerprints all over it on the 0:42:07.640 --> 0:42:08.240 blue shirt. 0:42:08.520 --> 0:42:12.319 This one has so you got to sort of you'll 0:42:12.360 --> 0:42:13.040 be looking white. 0:42:13.600 --> 0:42:15.279 You'll walk into a scene what. 0:42:15.280 --> 0:42:18.160 Happened to that one? I'm going around the. 0:42:18.160 --> 0:42:21.360 Walls, lights off, shine the torch and then have a 0:42:21.360 --> 0:42:22.880 look at the stains that are in the room and 0:42:23.120 --> 0:42:24.279 then make the call from there. 0:42:24.560 --> 0:42:24.920 That's it. 0:42:25.000 --> 0:42:28.480 Yeah, you know what's amazing. So the black shirts he's 0:42:28.480 --> 0:42:32.520 brought in the studio, they look crystal clean, like sparkling clean. 0:42:32.840 --> 0:42:35.400 The minute you put the torch on, god fingerprints and 0:42:35.400 --> 0:42:38.640 blood spatter light up like a Christmas tree. Lauren I 0:42:38.680 --> 0:42:41.880 wouldn't go around a radio studio wall, to be honest. 0:42:42.520 --> 0:42:46.239 Lauren, can you please, Lauren, can you please shine the 0:42:46.280 --> 0:42:47.560 light on Jason's jumper? 0:42:48.440 --> 0:42:51.520 Lauren, Jason's jumper? What is it? 0:42:52.760 --> 0:42:53.080 No? 0:42:53.080 --> 0:42:56.440 No, No, that's soy sauce. 0:42:58.200 --> 0:43:01.560 Oh, there's a lot of fluid from the there's a 0:43:01.640 --> 0:43:05.480 lot of fluids. That's what's what the torch is. 0:43:05.680 --> 0:43:07.520 So that brings up all kinds of stuff. So not 0:43:07.560 --> 0:43:09.640 necessarily and I'm not going to get. 0:43:09.520 --> 0:43:11.000 I think there's a sneezing pile. 0:43:14.040 --> 0:43:16.440 Hey, can I ask how long have you got to 0:43:16.440 --> 0:43:17.920 be a cop to get into this division. 0:43:18.440 --> 0:43:20.440 There's no exact time limit, but you've got to kind 0:43:20.480 --> 0:43:22.320 of go through at least the first couple of years, 0:43:22.400 --> 0:43:24.600 usually on the van, and then it just sort of depends. 0:43:24.640 --> 0:43:26.520 Some people go and they do the local kind of 0:43:26.560 --> 0:43:29.160 crime desk kind of stuff, have a local volume kind 0:43:29.200 --> 0:43:29.799 of crime. 0:43:29.520 --> 0:43:31.640 That you'll see out on the road if your house gets. 0:43:31.400 --> 0:43:35.799 Broken into, yep, and then later on about half hour 0:43:35.880 --> 0:43:38.080 unit have done that before, and then others have just 0:43:38.080 --> 0:43:40.480 sort of come straight from uniform or detectives and stuff 0:43:40.520 --> 0:43:42.879 like that. And then there's the other side where there's 0:43:42.920 --> 0:43:46.719 the forensic scientists and so they can become specialists in 0:43:46.880 --> 0:43:47.719 PPA as well. 0:43:47.800 --> 0:43:50.040 Right, here's a question for you, and I think we've 0:43:50.040 --> 0:43:52.680 all be honest, Clint, I think we've all had this debate. 0:43:52.800 --> 0:43:54.839 What you watch a Laura in Order and you gave 0:43:55.640 --> 0:43:58.919 I could get away with that crime? Do you think 0:43:59.719 --> 0:44:00.600 every thing you know? 0:44:01.719 --> 0:44:04.240 It's when it comes to these shows. 0:44:04.280 --> 0:44:07.759 Obviously they're based on, you know, some truth, but they've 0:44:07.800 --> 0:44:08.759 got a hollywooded a bit. 0:44:08.920 --> 0:44:10.560 Do you have do you have a little nerdy girl 0:44:10.600 --> 0:44:21.200 in the in the lab that processes all the resurly. 0:44:17.120 --> 0:44:19.040 Here I've seen all around the studio. 0:44:19.680 --> 0:44:24.320 I can confirm that this carpet needs dray cling desperately 0:44:24.360 --> 0:44:28.560 around where Jay stands, and Clinton also needs to dry clean. 0:44:29.120 --> 0:44:31.040 The blue light is not good on your outfit. 0:44:32.280 --> 0:44:36.080 Leading Senior Constable Chris Hall joining us from the Major 0:44:36.120 --> 0:44:38.560 Crime Scene Unit from Victoria Police. Thanks very much for 0:44:38.640 --> 0:44:41.040 coming in this morning, mate. We appreciate it. It's just 0:44:41.080 --> 0:44:44.560 gone turn away. Let's head down mornington away, guys am, 0:44:44.560 --> 0:44:45.160 I good. 0:44:45.040 --> 0:44:47.560 Morning, good morning, guys. 0:44:47.680 --> 0:44:50.839 Hi, Hello, oh day off today, it's day off? 0:44:51.120 --> 0:44:52.400 How nice? What are you going to do? 0:44:53.520 --> 0:44:56.600 I'm having some teethwork to get a perfect smile. 0:44:59.080 --> 0:45:01.640 Yeah, you get the married at first sight Veniers or. 0:45:03.360 --> 0:45:05.759 Not quite Turkey tea? 0:45:06.040 --> 0:45:08.360 Where are you from that English accent? 0:45:13.640 --> 0:45:15.759 All right, Emma, let's try and win you some cash, 0:45:15.840 --> 0:45:19.560 because God knows the dentist is expands. All right, We've 0:45:19.600 --> 0:45:21.960 got three questions here for you. One is easy, it's 0:45:22.000 --> 0:45:24.600 worth fifty dollars, one is sort of medium it's worth 0:45:24.600 --> 0:45:27.799 five hundred, and with a hard question for five thousand dollars. Emma, 0:45:27.920 --> 0:45:29.600 which question would you like to hear today? 0:45:30.680 --> 0:45:31.799 Teeth are expensive? 0:45:32.080 --> 0:45:33.520 Five k got to go for it. 0:45:33.760 --> 0:45:37.520 Let's go see five five thousand dollars. You're going to 0:45:37.560 --> 0:45:40.360 hear a question. You'll hear a three to two one countdown. 0:45:40.600 --> 0:45:41.440 Listen to the question. 0:45:41.560 --> 0:45:45.320 Carefully answer before that time, and the cash will be yours. 0:45:45.920 --> 0:45:50.080 Oh god, okay, remember you have to answer in that 0:45:50.120 --> 0:45:54.640 time period. Okay, yes, all right, this is catable for 0:45:54.760 --> 0:45:57.840 five thousand dollars. 0:45:57.840 --> 0:46:02.160 In Which year did the US vision of the office first? 0:46:02.280 --> 0:46:04.480 Premiere three two. 0:46:09.440 --> 0:46:11.600 Two thousand and five. 0:46:13.480 --> 0:46:16.640 New West Office with Steve Carrell and John Krasinski. 0:46:16.719 --> 0:46:19.160 I never massively got into that the UK one though, 0:46:19.360 --> 0:46:20.480 Oh god, it holds up. 0:46:20.520 --> 0:46:22.080 I was more into the UK one. 0:46:22.280 --> 0:46:24.799 Yeah, Hey, sorry. 0:46:24.800 --> 0:46:27.440 M No, worries. Thank you for having me on? 0:46:27.640 --> 0:46:28.880 Would luck at the dentist? 0:46:29.120 --> 0:46:35.439 Beautiful? No, sorry, Clinton, I'm going to give you. She's 0:46:35.440 --> 0:46:37.440 a Hammers fan. She backs west Ham and the E 0:46:37.520 --> 0:46:40.879 p O. What about a gold GHD? 0:46:42.200 --> 0:46:43.680 Oh, I would love that. 0:46:43.880 --> 0:46:44.640 Well, lucky for you. 0:46:45.160 --> 0:46:45.560 Do you have. 0:46:47.120 --> 0:46:47.600 Got hair? 0:46:47.960 --> 0:46:51.759 I've got hair, and she'd love a GHD Future Escape Collection. 0:46:51.480 --> 0:46:54.160 Advanced tools in ethereal, out of this world shades, and 0:46:54.160 --> 0:46:55.280 you've got a gold one. 0:46:55.680 --> 0:46:57.760 Now there's one person who's jealous. 0:46:59.680 --> 0:46:59.839 Jay. 0:47:00.520 --> 0:47:03.240 The fun fact about Jason he carries. 0:47:02.920 --> 0:47:07.440 A US chargeable g HD with him everywhere he goes 0:47:07.440 --> 0:47:09.520 so he can recharging in his car for if he 0:47:09.600 --> 0:47:12.040 ever takes that silly little hat off of which you've 0:47:12.040 --> 0:47:14.719 gout graded recently A bit. 0:47:17.040 --> 0:47:19.640 Got a bit dressier? Is that you going out that? 0:47:21.680 --> 0:47:22.640 It's my formal head? 0:47:23.840 --> 0:47:29.839 Because we had the how many jgds? 0:47:29.880 --> 0:47:30.919 You got a few? 0:47:31.880 --> 0:47:32.239 A couple? 0:47:32.320 --> 0:47:34.439 Yeah, you got a traveling you got a plug in one. 0:47:34.520 --> 0:47:36.080 I got the plug in one and I got the 0:47:36.160 --> 0:47:40.040 charge of one the cloud nine got a little cloud? 0:47:40.280 --> 0:47:41.400 Do you let lou use it? 0:47:41.440 --> 0:47:45.279 You w Yeah, Just don't wrap the cord around the 0:47:45.360 --> 0:47:48.279 g That's what you have to do. No one does 0:47:48.280 --> 0:47:49.520 that tangles the cord? 0:47:49.640 --> 0:47:54.400 Now you wrap it neatly, melt, melt, it doesn't you 0:47:54.440 --> 0:47:56.840 wrap it neatly? You don't, otherwise it gets tangled. 0:47:56.960 --> 0:48:01.279 It is just gone pass still to calm yours, to 0:48:02.080 --> 0:48:02.760 day lunch. 0:48:03.480 --> 0:48:06.960 She's he called you, he called your blood this morning, 0:48:06.960 --> 0:48:10.359 and now he's called your flogs just before we wrap 0:48:10.480 --> 0:48:13.200 up for the day. The vision coming out of Beyonce's 0:48:13.280 --> 0:48:15.200 Cowboy Carter tour kicking off. 0:48:15.680 --> 0:48:20.200 He's made amazing show. So that's thirty six songs. 0:48:20.400 --> 0:48:22.160 Have you seen the kids dancing? 0:48:22.200 --> 0:48:25.320 The girls about Oprah Winfrey dancing? 0:48:25.440 --> 0:48:27.160 Oh my god, that's Oprah. 0:48:27.280 --> 0:48:31.160 Well, Oprah's gone from being Katie Perry's busy Frezzy to 0:48:31.200 --> 0:48:33.880 being Beyonce's. 0:48:33.280 --> 0:48:35.080 Katie Perry brought out the rocket stead for tour. 0:48:36.080 --> 0:48:37.440 I can't stop watching that on so. 0:48:38.360 --> 0:48:39.320 Neither can I. 0:48:39.440 --> 0:48:40.799 Yes, do you know what is she? 0:48:42.640 --> 0:48:42.759 Oh? 0:48:42.800 --> 0:48:44.840 You can't compare. It's a bit onto. 0:48:44.960 --> 0:48:46.960 Is she okay? As soon as she went up in 0:48:46.960 --> 0:48:49.200 that rocket, she's just come back a different person. 0:48:49.440 --> 0:48:52.000 When she released the set list of the rocket to 0:48:52.040 --> 0:48:52.760 float into. 0:48:52.760 --> 0:48:55.720 Gravity with the Butterfly, I think it was the shark 0:48:55.760 --> 0:48:57.560 at the Super Bowl was the real turning? 0:48:58.000 --> 0:49:02.799 She was so good at the think that was hard. 0:49:03.120 --> 0:49:05.560 She should get that car out on her to Let's 0:49:05.600 --> 0:49:06.560 go back to change. 0:49:07.480 --> 0:49:08.960 Look at the posity. It's not the negative. 0:49:09.040 --> 0:49:11.000 Gail's Gale hasn't changed Gail. 0:49:11.080 --> 0:49:12.359 Gail has changed, has she? 0:49:12.840 --> 0:49:15.960 Ye? Gail? She Gail has never been more connected to 0:49:15.960 --> 0:49:18.920 gravity in a lot, she said, guys, Katie Perry is 0:49:18.920 --> 0:49:19.640 connected to love. 0:49:19.719 --> 0:49:20.840 Gail appreciates gravity. 0:49:20.880 --> 0:49:23.400 I have a great day. Melchre is the next wal 0:49:23.640 --> 0:49:27.920 Cinemas and Lauren. 0:49:28.560 --> 0:49:32.480 Lauren wake up feeling good following them on the socials.