Speaker 1: Jason on one hundred.
Speaker 2: Good morning everybody.
Speaker 3: Happen Wednesday, Good morning everybody?
Speaker 2: How are we all? As a bit sick? Last night?
Speaker 2: Standards has given me. I reckon, let me have my moment.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's going to have you.
Speaker 5: When you said you weren't well? What sort of unwell?
Speaker 2: Was it? So in the head?
Speaker 4: A little bit of that, that's constant. I don't know.
Speaker 6: I just felt a bit like pain, like I'm you know,
Speaker 6: I'm queasy, bit sore.
Speaker 2: Everywhere last night I wanted my legs to remove.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a bit of pain in the legs.
Speaker 5: I'm queasy.
Speaker 2: I put Archie to bed, the three year old at
Speaker 2: six thirty. I went to bed at six thirty five.
Speaker 5: How good?
Speaker 2: Oh incredible.
Speaker 4: You're not sick. You are very very wise incredible.
Speaker 5: I reckon, there's something in the air.
Speaker 3: No one's sleeping. Well, are we in retrograde again? I
Speaker 3: think we must be in the microwaves?
Speaker 4: But I mean we get easter again.
Speaker 5: Maybe it was that, did it?
Speaker 4: You know?
Speaker 2: My wife purchased me for the bedroom tell us more
Speaker 2: one of those cuddle pillows.
Speaker 5: It's like a giant pregnancy pillows.
Speaker 2: She doesn't have to cuddle so it's like a giant
Speaker 2: What do.
Speaker 3: You think is next second half new apartment? Maybe do
Speaker 3: you have they're getting twin beds, you have jewel doubts.
Speaker 5: Is that what she brought you for your anniversary?
Speaker 2: No, not fair anniversary.
Speaker 3: She just like just you know, yeah, No, we've got
Speaker 3: a king sized bed. So we've got the king sized pillows.
Speaker 3: It's actually so annoying. We've got normal pillows and king
Speaker 3: sized pillows because the normal pillows are better sleeping pillows.
Speaker 3: The king sizes are a bit longer and they're pretty good.
Speaker 3: Like Paul was away last night and I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: that it's a king sized pillow.
Speaker 2: This one's just like imagine like a giant sausage roll.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you can get the pregnancy I remember when
Speaker 2: lou was pregnant with Archie. It sort of goes around
Speaker 2: stuff you're laying in between. It's almost like in a threesome.
Speaker 2: You feel someone behind you and someone.
Speaker 5: It's not for you, the pregnancy pillow, it's for the
Speaker 5: pregnant woman.
Speaker 4: I'll get one, can you for me to be in twosome?
Speaker 3: But anyway, I'm like that anyway, Okay, so just.
Speaker 4: A little bit of that, Yeah, my voice isn't quite right.
Speaker 3: Ay, yeah, well there's something. Maybe it's a full moon
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 5: There's something weird. I'm not sleeping.
Speaker 2: We will push on. Harry mckaye from The Mighty Blues
Speaker 2: is on the air in the first fifteen.
Speaker 5: Minutes, blowbaggers rapping about.
Speaker 2: Who's because it dusn't's been in before. Who do you
Speaker 2: say he went for his team?
Speaker 4: Remember I don't think he had one Brisbee?
Speaker 2: Yes, right, well, Peter Dutton is in this morning before
Speaker 2: seven time.
Speaker 3: Has everyone decided who they're voting for? You don't have
Speaker 3: to say it, but if you decided, or we should.
Speaker 2: Say when he's in the room, I voted.
Speaker 5: Oh so you've decided.
Speaker 4: I'm going to go to Brisbane on the weekend.
Speaker 5: So I'll tell him have you decided who you voted?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I reckon. We should do that like when he's in
Speaker 2: we should go one, two, three, and we also I'm
Speaker 2: not doing it, wouldn't be awkward.
Speaker 6: Do it that but you but you bludgers won't.
Speaker 2: I'll do it. Let's do it.
Speaker 6: I'm telling you right now, I'm DoD I to say,
Speaker 6: bludger are one hundred and twelve.
Speaker 4: My grandfather bludger. Bludger.
Speaker 5: We've been up since four thirty in the morning to
Speaker 5: go to work.
Speaker 2: We're not bludgersh you know who's enough to seven this morning?
Speaker 5: Let me guess.
Speaker 8: Let me.
Speaker 2: We are probing the propos no proving the propo. Members
Speaker 2: of the Victorian Police will be in today. We're talking
Speaker 2: forensics and specifically the splatter squad. Right, these guys are
Speaker 2: the ones that investigate blood splatter to work out how
Speaker 2: crimes and things like that have happened. They're also bringing
Speaker 2: in the blue light. This is where it like like
Speaker 2: say you turn the lights off, they put these special
Speaker 2: lights on and it shows any sort of liquids or fluid.
Speaker 4: Pants you're wearing today.
Speaker 3: New ones had Do you mean it shows any sort
Speaker 3: of liquids? And then he said what sort of pants
Speaker 3: are you wearing?
Speaker 4: What's up? You know?
Speaker 5: No, I don't.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, Clint?
Speaker 4: He might have some remnants of his lasagnia on his
Speaker 4: pants or something.
Speaker 5: You've both gone for the cream colored trousers today.
Speaker 2: It was very brave fair.
Speaker 5: Your pants even aren't even done up.
Speaker 2: No, he's ready to go at the drop of about
Speaker 2: the squad.
Speaker 5: Your hands up a dirty doll.
Speaker 2: Tops of eighteen. We're going for Peter Dunton going to
Speaker 2: join us soon? Are we still doing the three two one?
Speaker 2: And we all say who were?
Speaker 4: I think so? Yeah? In my case, up voted you
Speaker 4: take it back.
Speaker 5: Clint was in No. I said no from the beginning.
Speaker 3: Clint, stand away, you have come in with steam coming
Speaker 3: out of your What's got nothing to do with politics?
Speaker 4: Because Lauren, there is a battle brewing in the kitchen
Speaker 4: and it has impacted one of our own.
Speaker 5: Your fake girlfriend.
Speaker 6: My my faux girlfriend, Nagi Mahashi. I'll tell you what's happened.
Speaker 6: What's happened to one of Australa's top home call looks right,
Speaker 6: she's made these claims that are Brisbane cookie queen named
Speaker 6: brook Bellamy, in her latest book, which reaped almost five
Speaker 6: million dollars in sale, she copied, that's right, copied two
Speaker 6: of Nagi Mahashi's amazing recipes.
Speaker 5: No, you can't be doing that.
Speaker 6: Her recipes for caramel Slice and Bucklover, Bucklover. You can
Speaker 6: come for a lot of things, but you cannot come.
Speaker 3: For Nagi is claiming that Brookie has copied her.
Speaker 4: That's right.
Speaker 6: She noticed quote unquote remarkable similarities with the two recipes.
Speaker 6: Now Brookies Cookies has denied these claims. She said, in effect,
Speaker 6: that two recipes can be very similar.
Speaker 3: My gosh, this is like when the Beetles said ed
Speaker 3: sheer and copied their beat or whatever it was.
Speaker 2: I don't think it was a be certainly not all
Speaker 2: of them cheerance.
Speaker 5: Someone tried to say, insurance.
Speaker 2: Still there the roof Marvin Marvin game.
Speaker 3: Marvin Marvin Gaye's as steak because Marvin Gaye wasn't well,
Speaker 3: we must get both cookies and caramel.
Speaker 4: Slice taste hairs.
Speaker 5: You're thinking, we'll see if they're one and the same.
Speaker 2: Do that on, Judge, Judy bring in bringing the caramel.
Speaker 4: Shall Be's cookies?
Speaker 2: Ha said? Is that a name?
Speaker 4: Brookies Cookies?
Speaker 5: Belly I'm a Naggie Girl.
Speaker 6: Said that her book consists of one hundred recipes created
Speaker 6: over many years while growing up baking.
Speaker 4: Back off Naggi. But did she back off.
Speaker 5: At? I was about to go, You can't be saying
Speaker 5: we need to get.
Speaker 4: We need to get Brookie and Naggi in the kitchen
Speaker 4: to settle it once and for all. I like that,
Speaker 4: don't we We need to cook off? Master Chef's back.
Speaker 2: You know what we did on the break because we
Speaker 2: had loose family staying with us. What did you my nephew,
Speaker 2: it's his birthday. So Lou brought out the Woman's Weekly.
Speaker 6: Cookbook to make the train, the train swimming with the jelly.
Speaker 5: With the kit kats around the side that were like.
Speaker 2: The fin I love the soccer field with the coconut.
Speaker 4: What about the car track with the licorice bullets?
Speaker 2: I had that the number eight?
Speaker 5: Which one did you make?
Speaker 2: Well, we didn't finish the cake. You know what I
Speaker 2: remember me telling you about the blender incident.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you ripped out yourniece's hair. She got stuck
Speaker 5: in the blender.
Speaker 4: She got stuck in the blender.
Speaker 5: She was looking in the blender.
Speaker 2: Looking into the bowl while it was going.
Speaker 3: The automatic wonder and it took a chunk out of
Speaker 3: her hair. So which one were you making? He could
Speaker 3: continue making the cake? Don't let her run it for every.
Speaker 2: Amongst the tears, we thought this is a wooly's mudcake job.
Speaker 4: Now have you seen the big story?
Speaker 5: Doesn't add up?
Speaker 3: You said you weren't there. Now you're saying were you decided?
Speaker 3: Amongst the tears?
Speaker 5: What part of this story?
Speaker 4: Is found out.
Speaker 2: I wasn't there. I just didn't want to say it
Speaker 2: was my wife ripped?
Speaker 5: Are you already said that yesterday?
Speaker 4: Though?
Speaker 5: Did you say that?
Speaker 4: Off?
Speaker 5: Good? On your loop?
Speaker 2: It is just gone ten to seven. You are on
Speaker 2: the air with Ason Lauren Clinty as well listening to
Speaker 2: number one hundred.
Speaker 9: Our next guest has come a long way since being
Speaker 9: a Queensland Police officer. He's been in government under Howard Abbot,
Speaker 9: Turnbull and Morrison and he could very well next be
Speaker 9: in government under himself.
Speaker 10: I think we've got a hell of a journey left
Speaker 10: in front of us and the campaign can throw up
Speaker 10: all sorts of audities.
Speaker 9: Please welcome to the show leader of the Liberal Party.
Speaker 8: How are you?
Speaker 5: How are you?
Speaker 7: Very good?
Speaker 8: Good to be with you?
Speaker 5: Think are you exhausted yet?
Speaker 10: I think everyone's a bit exhausted, and I think everyone's
Speaker 10: probably over the campaign and just want to get back
Speaker 10: to their lives and it'll be over on Saturday night.
Speaker 8: So we've got a big sprint between.
Speaker 4: Now and well.
Speaker 3: It is interesting because I think people are like there
Speaker 3: is so much talk about this selection. People do get
Speaker 3: over the constant ads and bombardment, wait for the just quickly.
Speaker 5: Are you getting the text messages that.
Speaker 10: We're I'm not getting the text You're not.
Speaker 3: On the trumpets, the trumped more days in a row.
Speaker 10: This is the reason to keep your phone number and
Speaker 10: never never change it, because Clive has got that number.
Speaker 8: So I being bombarded.
Speaker 2: Do you have Clive's number? I do, yes? Can we
Speaker 2: all get that? And then.
Speaker 8: Here's my reply? Mate's my reply?
Speaker 7: You are?
Speaker 4: You are on Telly all the time?
Speaker 6: I mean we've been watching both breakfast shows this morning
Speaker 6: and the ads have popped up.
Speaker 4: I've seen more of you than I have any of
Speaker 4: my mates recently.
Speaker 10: The big the big winner of course, out of the
Speaker 10: election campaigns of the media companies. You guys are all
Speaker 10: meeting budget over this month.
Speaker 2: And I can't wait to run the Gontlan on Saturday,
Speaker 2: you know with the flyers.
Speaker 4: I did it the other day, voted early, voted.
Speaker 5: When do you vote?
Speaker 2: I'll vote Saturday day to your day. What's what's the rundown.
Speaker 10: The day is that there will be a lot of
Speaker 10: media in the morning, so just sort of back to back.
Speaker 10: I'll have a chat to Clint on today and others
Speaker 10: sort of right around the country. A lot of radio
Speaker 10: and then it's yeah, it's it's into your own electric,
Speaker 10: catching up the volunteers and so it's a fairly busy day.
Speaker 2: Have you put thought into how you're going to eat
Speaker 2: the sausage? Oh yeah, Shorten, Yeah, yeah, that's yeah.
Speaker 10: I'm very conscious of it. My many very concerned. This
Speaker 10: could this could swing it a few percent.
Speaker 2: You get it from the end and there's a there's
Speaker 2: a mean.
Speaker 8: There's a photo, there's an image.
Speaker 3: Oh jokes aside. Are you feeling confident? Are you nervous?
Speaker 10: I am feeling confident because I've seen we do, you know,
Speaker 10: track polling and look at seats all the time. But
Speaker 10: the response that we've had through that polling, but more importantly,
Speaker 10: the response that our volunteers have had at the pre
Speaker 10: polling over the last few days has been pretty extraordinary.
Speaker 10: So I think there is something happening that's quite different
Speaker 10: to what we're seeing in the published poles and the
Speaker 10: papers at the moment. And when you go the seat
Speaker 10: by seat, you've got some great candidates. You look at
Speaker 10: people who work really hard, and your hamer for example,
Speaker 10: they're out door knocking, picking up you know, thousands of
Speaker 10: conversations and listening to people and responding to that and
Speaker 10: that actually helps their vote on the day, and that's
Speaker 10: not picked up in the overall polling that we see
Speaker 10: at a federal level.
Speaker 5: Okay, so we've got four days.
Speaker 3: You've got four days to convince the people of Australia
Speaker 3: why we should vote for you. What is the key
Speaker 3: message to drive this home for people who a lot
Speaker 3: of people have already decided and there's a lot of
Speaker 3: people that still don't know what they're doing. If there
Speaker 3: was one thing you could tell them, what would it be?
Speaker 3: Why should we vote for.
Speaker 10: The key message has got to be ask yourself for
Speaker 10: you're better off today than you were three years ago,
Speaker 10: and a lot of families aren't. We've had the biggest
Speaker 10: drop in living standards in our country's history. A lot
Speaker 10: of families have gone back whids, thirty thousand small businesses
Speaker 10: have gone broke. So what can we do about it? Well,
Speaker 10: our plan is to cut the price of fuel by
Speaker 10: twenty five cents a leter, so it's about fourteen dollars
Speaker 10: a tank. You get back straight away. We'll give twelve
Speaker 10: hundred dollars back by way of a tax rebate money
Speaker 10: you've paid. But that will help you deal with the
Speaker 10: cost of living pressures you've got now, and then we're
Speaker 10: going to fix up the energy system, because it's the
Speaker 10: energy system which is driving up the cost of the
Speaker 10: production of food, the production and the manufacturing of building materials.
Speaker 10: This is why groceries are up by thirty percent. So
Speaker 10: we're going to flood the market with Australian gas that
Speaker 10: we're exporting at the moment. We're going to bring that
Speaker 10: back into domestic consumption and that brings the price of
Speaker 10: gas down by about twenty three percent. That means not
Speaker 10: just a gas bill at home, but gas is used
Speaker 10: to generate electricity, so that will help across the economy
Speaker 10: bring price.
Speaker 6: This year for you right now is that you're probably
Speaker 6: running out of time if the published poles are to
Speaker 6: be believed. Fifty three forty seven last night the age
Speaker 6: resolved pole. I mean, are people buying what you're trying
Speaker 6: to sell?
Speaker 8: I think they are. Clinton.
Speaker 10: I think, as you say, when you go seat by
Speaker 10: seat and you look at the fights that are on there,
Speaker 10: and you know this space well. But people either have
Speaker 10: a good view or a bad view of their local
Speaker 10: labor member. I think, particularly in Victoria, people are concerned
Speaker 10: about crime. We've announced we're the only party to announce
Speaker 10: a huge crime policy.
Speaker 6: We're just on that people aren't afraid to go to
Speaker 6: the shops. Like you said at the start of the campaign,
Speaker 6: that's big Victorians aren't afraid to go to the shops.
Speaker 6: Let's be honest, that's just hyperbole right.
Speaker 10: Well, where we were in Franklin the other day, there's
Speaker 10: a twenty one percent increase in twelve months too.
Speaker 4: There might be an increasing crime. That Victorians aren't scared
Speaker 4: to go to the shop.
Speaker 10: Well, there are some astrains that we've spoken to, particularly
Speaker 10: in Victoria. A woman who had a machete held to
Speaker 10: her throat, who's completely changed her way of life. She
Speaker 10: won't do an afternoon ship. She's worried about going out.
Speaker 4: Of the shore.
Speaker 6: But when you can see that statement was hyperbole, like
Speaker 6: Victorians in general aren't scared to go on to Clarendon
Speaker 6: straight go to.
Speaker 4: The local shops to buy their grace.
Speaker 10: And of course not every Victorian is, but there are
Speaker 10: a lot of Victorians that we've spoken to who are bloody.
Speaker 6: Scared and I'm really scared, but we're scared of crime,
Speaker 6: but we're not scared to go to the shop.
Speaker 2: No one, no, But you know what, it's not just him.
Speaker 2: Every poly throws out.
Speaker 4: I get it, I get it.
Speaker 3: But you know what, I'm scared to drive to work
Speaker 3: at the time we do in the morning because I'm
Speaker 3: scared of stolen cars driving down the road.
Speaker 5: I'm really scared of criming.
Speaker 2: This just back on the piles, like I was just thinking.
Speaker 2: Remember everyone thought short and had it in the back.
Speaker 8: Yes, twenty nineteen.
Speaker 10: The book's paid out on the Friday.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Can you bet on the election?
Speaker 4: Bet on everything?
Speaker 2: You can bet on master Shift, you can bet on
Speaker 2: Peter getting.
Speaker 4: The top job.
Speaker 6: Peter, what would it mean to you to be PM
Speaker 6: of this country? We've seen you know, it's it's an
Speaker 6: honor bestowed on very few.
Speaker 2: But Jo's it doesn't look like the funnest job.
Speaker 10: Firstly, to be the greatest honor because we live in
Speaker 10: the best country in the world, so that goes without saying.
Speaker 10: But look what I've demonstrated I think in my career
Speaker 10: as a police officer and in Parliament is that I
Speaker 10: genuinely care for people. I want I want a safer
Speaker 10: community and the crime policy is about saying that we're
Speaker 10: going to crush the crime gangs who are bringing in
Speaker 10: the illegal tobacco. They're the ones selling drugs to our kids,
Speaker 10: who are breaking into homes to pay for that habit.
Speaker 10: They're stealing cars and selling those cars to the outlaw
Speaker 10: motorcycle gang. So I'm absolutely determined to make us a
Speaker 10: safer community and society. I want to make sure that
Speaker 10: we can invest into defense because we live in a
Speaker 10: really uncertain time and I want to make sure that
Speaker 10: we're safe, but our kids and grand kids are And
Speaker 10: most importantly, or as importantly, I want to make sure
Speaker 10: that Australians can have some room in their budgets. Again,
Speaker 10: there are just too many families, too many stories of
Speaker 10: people working the second third job because they're getting hammered.
Speaker 10: So bringing that cost of electricity and that cost of
Speaker 10: gas down, cutting the cost of of petrol and giving
Speaker 10: the twelve hundred bucks back, that is about providing support
Speaker 10: and saying that we've listened to people, we know they're struggling.
Speaker 2: You and Albow have been chatting on the text during this.
Speaker 10: We haven't had much much exchange over the course of
Speaker 10: the campaign. It's if he's been pretty busy.
Speaker 6: She's the music at Channel seven years the other night
Speaker 6: was a bit it's got a bit annoying.
Speaker 8: It was a bit annoying.
Speaker 2: Bloody price of eggs. That'll get you, that'll get.
Speaker 5: You, you know.
Speaker 3: I was confused to they. I feel like that was
Speaker 3: why did you have to go first?
Speaker 5: In that? I would have been I would have thrown
Speaker 5: my toys out.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I think I think maybe we should have written
Speaker 10: down on a piece of paper and then compared notes
Speaker 10: might have been given away.
Speaker 5: I think so too. You might have bought six eggs.
Speaker 4: Who's in your who's in your war room? If you will?
Speaker 4: On election night? How do you? How do you watch
Speaker 4: the election? I see him? It's in Brisbane? Is it
Speaker 4: family there?
Speaker 8: Family's family will be there.
Speaker 4: I see you're not watching on the ABC.
Speaker 2: Are you watching the channel ten? The tender advocate on there?
Speaker 2: Or a bit more serious?
Speaker 10: That's sort of a bomb out on it right first too,
Speaker 10: So I'll not be watching it on ABC.
Speaker 8: Look, it'll be family.
Speaker 10: It'll be your close advisors and all of those you know,
Speaker 10: sort of geeky.
Speaker 8: Analystic.
Speaker 2: Have you written your speeches?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 2: No, not surely that's a chat GP teacher.
Speaker 8: We can talk about it after.
Speaker 5: I'll get your dad. What are your kids, saying, because I.
Speaker 3: Know if my dad was going out and getting out
Speaker 3: there in the public and doing.
Speaker 5: Radio shows like this, I'd be like, now, listen, dad,
Speaker 5: there's a.
Speaker 2: Few do talk about this.
Speaker 3: What are the kids, because I think that's also a
Speaker 3: huge part of the people who are voting for your
Speaker 3: young people of this country who don't know you that well,
Speaker 3: what advice are your kids giving you?
Speaker 5: In running into these last few days.
Speaker 10: They look my kids just I guess they're proud as
Speaker 10: you know, as I would be of them if they were,
Speaker 10: you know, going for a job somewhere. And they they're
Speaker 10: also defensive because they say, you know, they read some
Speaker 10: of the crap online and so yeah, you know, there's
Speaker 10: just nothing like what you are who you are. But
Speaker 10: Harry came out with me. He's second year chippy apprenticeship,
Speaker 10: and he sent me a post which was not from
Speaker 10: Harry Dutton twenty at you know, Brisbane or whatever it was.
Speaker 10: He says, a legitimate post which said here's the photo
Speaker 10: of Harry Dutton and Peter Dutton. It looks like Brad
Speaker 10: Pitt and mister potato head. And so it was the
Speaker 10: most self serving thing that he would have could he
Speaker 10: bag that he baged that is.
Speaker 2: There anything that you're not good at that? They say, Dad,
Speaker 2: stay away from like I can't throw?
Speaker 5: What did you do that for?
Speaker 2: Yeah, don't play footy. You'll take out of footy mate.
Speaker 8: They did that? Yeah, when I kicked up. Yeah, we've
Speaker 8: discussed this. It was a pretty good kick, I thought.
Speaker 4: But it was an ABC camera actually here, So look that.
Speaker 3: Okay, Hey, you've got a huge few days ahead.
Speaker 5: Good luck.
Speaker 8: Thank you guys very much.
Speaker 2: Before we go, we made the path yes, because Clint
Speaker 2: already voted. Lauren doesn't want to.
Speaker 5: Partake in this, so you and me Lauren has.
Speaker 2: To You never know, we might get a curve ball
Speaker 2: from Peter. We thought we'd do three two one and
Speaker 2: I'll say who we're voting for.
Speaker 5: I said, I'm not doing it from the start. Don't
Speaker 5: put I said no from the beginning.
Speaker 2: Come on, play the game.
Speaker 5: I'll do the countdown. Go to you two.
Speaker 4: So you voted, I've voted.
Speaker 5: You're in trouble.
Speaker 4: I take.
Speaker 5: Do you guys actually want to do this?
Speaker 4: This was your game?
Speaker 2: We're going to do it? Sure, all right?
Speaker 5: Three two one?
Speaker 10: Elbow independent, second, who'd you go?
Speaker 8: Second?
Speaker 2: Hoot it up?
Speaker 4: Preference.
Speaker 5: He's already done it.
Speaker 4: I actually can't remember other than Melbourne, the seed of Melbourne.
Speaker 10: Hope you don't like the Independent. That's disaster for the country.
Speaker 8: There you go.
Speaker 2: All right, thanks guys, thanks for having anything. But Clive
Speaker 2: is our rule here. Hey make good luck for Saturday.
Speaker 2: Thanks very much, Peter Dutt and join us on the air.
Speaker 2: Just gone two past seven. This is no but well,
Speaker 2: good morning Melbourne. Just go on ten past seven. Play
Speaker 2: it cool the popos in after seven thirty. Members of
Speaker 2: the Victorian Police are going to be joining us this week.
Speaker 2: Forensic squad. Cool. So these guys go in check out
Speaker 2: the bloods, the blood split it. What do you on
Speaker 2: crime scenes? Work out? You know where the crime was committed,
Speaker 2: how it was done. I I'm freaking it is. I'm
Speaker 2: sort of across this department because I watch a lot
Speaker 2: of Law and Order resc for you.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I wanted to be friends summer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was at school.
Speaker 4: They had the ticky girl on the computer in the lab.
Speaker 2: That's n C I is it.
Speaker 5: I think they're in all of them.
Speaker 2: She's got.
Speaker 5: Wait which one?
Speaker 2: Lauren Orner s for you for you special victims, Special victims.
Speaker 5: You know what's n c I stamp for.
Speaker 4: Crime investigation?
Speaker 3: You see National Crime Investigation scenes un n c I
Speaker 3: U n c I A.
Speaker 5: There's l A p D respond, wasn't it?
Speaker 2: Oh wow, we'll have.
Speaker 5: To ask the squad, need the cops?
Speaker 2: All right? This is Alex Warren. You're on over one hundred.
Speaker 2: This guy joined us later in the week too. Gracie
Speaker 2: Abrams performed last night in Auckland part of the Global
Speaker 2: and Over Red Room. Ricky Lee, Tim and Joel caught
Speaker 2: up with her team messaged me saying she was a
Speaker 2: massive fan of his outfit.
Speaker 4: Yeah what was he wearing?
Speaker 2: Knowing Tim to be is.
Speaker 5: She dating poor Miuskel?
Speaker 2: Yes, he was there.
Speaker 5: He was there.
Speaker 3: Love Abrams was there with this proudest punch smile in
Speaker 3: his face filming.
Speaker 2: What a cute I'll probably ask her about that as well.
Speaker 2: She's on there show this afternoon, Ricky Lee, Tim and Joel.
Speaker 3: You asked him how the interview was and he gave
Speaker 3: you zero insights besides talking about his own outfits.
Speaker 2: Literally what the text said she was a massive fan of.
Speaker 5: What would you wear to interview? Gracie Abrams?
Speaker 4: I'd wear.
Speaker 5: What did he wear? A sprain dangled suit.
Speaker 2: If you want to tease for tomorrow morning for Gracie.
Speaker 2: She liked what I was wearing. No, Biggie, what a tease?
Speaker 2: What would you wear you'd wear?
Speaker 5: Did you reply? What did you wear?
Speaker 4: I didn't care? What would I were teasing it?
Speaker 5: What would I wear? Jeans and a T.
Speaker 2: Shirt and look young?
Speaker 4: You'd wear like you'd wear it'd be no midrif you'd
Speaker 4: wear a band T shirt.
Speaker 5: A Barns T shirt.
Speaker 2: I remember when we.
Speaker 5: She's too young, she wouldn't even know any of the
Speaker 5: Barns that the Beatles.
Speaker 2: We did Teddy, when we did Teddy Swim spread Room,
Speaker 2: I wanted to his merch. Remember the merch is really cool.
Speaker 5: It was really cute, and.
Speaker 2: Were like, we can't buy it before the interview. That'll
Speaker 2: look a bit. I think.
Speaker 5: I think next time we interview someone we should go
Speaker 5: head to tell.
Speaker 2: Them mer yes so much, or we all do rock
Speaker 2: paper scissors beforehand, have to be merch man and we
Speaker 2: make no reference to it. Hey, we've done this on
Speaker 2: the show before. Thirteen twenty four, Yeah, change Pace thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty four ten. Have you accidentally made a kid cry?
Speaker 4: It happens.
Speaker 5: It happens all the time.
Speaker 4: Well they did, they cry too much?
Speaker 2: Lauren?
Speaker 5: What do they need my knee? So he's one. She
Speaker 5: doesn't cry at the times I think she's going.
Speaker 4: To cry, like she hit her head on the feet
Speaker 4: or something.
Speaker 5: I think. And then but then she'll cry over something.
Speaker 3: So stupid ridiculous that I'm like, I can't work you out, kid.
Speaker 2: You know, it's hard, that decision on when they take
Speaker 2: a fall or hit themselves.
Speaker 5: When you go no, you've got to lie, You're got
Speaker 5: to not You've got to not react.
Speaker 2: So it's a decision whether you go up, you get.
Speaker 2: But then if there's blood's playing and spraying, and you've
Speaker 2: got to be like anyway, we're at Stomping Ground over
Speaker 2: the break, you took your kids to the pub.
Speaker 5: Not even isn't it a brewery.
Speaker 4: It's a brewery. It's a brewery.
Speaker 2: It is a brewery with a playground.
Speaker 5: Brewery is quite hard.
Speaker 2: After a few brurry. We're at Stomping Ground, Mury.
Speaker 4: It's a good place.
Speaker 2: We were there for Easter Sunday. That's what the Lord wanted.
Speaker 3: Brewery is a hard word spell brewery, b u E.
Speaker 4: Why brewery?
Speaker 5: Brewery?
Speaker 4: I think brewery.
Speaker 2: So anyway, we're there all loose family was there, my
Speaker 2: wife's family, so all the kids are there. Were exchanging
Speaker 2: Easter eggs because it was.
Speaker 3: Easter over the break, you know, exchanging Easter eggs at
Speaker 3: the brewery, not at home.
Speaker 2: That's no, no, no, no no, Like like Lewis sister was there,
Speaker 2: she lived somewhere different. We'll the crunchy rabbit, a laine
Speaker 2: Way lager. What a combo.
Speaker 5: I don't know about beer and chocolates and chocolate. You
Speaker 5: should have taken them to a distillery.
Speaker 2: Some of those places were ripping the heads off the
Speaker 2: chocolate rabbits and then filling.
Speaker 4: Them with what beer? Did they get me there?
Speaker 2: And I think maybe Bailey's or something.
Speaker 5: Screams, So you're not getting Baileys down the brewery anyway.
Speaker 2: So we've exchanged Easter eggs. The kids have put the
Speaker 2: Easter eggs, like just in plastic bags under the table.
Speaker 5: No, you didn't have the cute little felt Easter baskets some.
Speaker 2: Of them, but then like you know, in big bags
Speaker 2: we put all their Easter eggs. They've all run off
Speaker 2: to the playground.
Speaker 5: There's a playground at the brewery.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's why they keep you there? Then the next
Speaker 2: thing over the mike. You're here, Ladia, and I'm walking on,
Speaker 2: stopping around. Okay, kids, get ready. There are Easter eggs
Speaker 2: hidden all through the brewery. Look everywhere, find an easter egg.
Speaker 2: It's yours. Go and a pack of kids. These three
Speaker 2: kids came running for our table because they've just seen these.
Speaker 3: That's different, No, but it just not under a private table.
Speaker 2: This is our But you imagine kids. They we're crawling everywhere,
Speaker 2: and this little kid's picked up the humpty dumpty egg
Speaker 2: which my nephew got, and I'm like, you know, hand
Speaker 2: on his.
Speaker 4: Oh no, the child.
Speaker 5: You can't manhandle the child.
Speaker 4: Anyone else's child.
Speaker 2: I was like, hey, that is not your humpty dumpty egg,
Speaker 2: that's mine.
Speaker 5: Get your dirty hands off my.
Speaker 2: When a stranger's kids starts to cry and then everyone
Speaker 2: looks it is the mother.
Speaker 4: There's that guy from the radio with his hands on
Speaker 4: my child.
Speaker 5: Again, give the kid the humpty dumpty.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not, because then I would be left with, you know,
Speaker 2: my kid, or my niece or nephew in tears. It's
Speaker 2: bloody awkward when you have to step in and the.
Speaker 3: Whole East thing is hard with the easter eggs and
Speaker 3: the chocolate and the negotia ciation.
Speaker 5: After the Easter bunny had come of. You can have a.
Speaker 3: Couple of eggs and you need to have your breakfast,
Speaker 3: and the kids just didn't want to know about No,
Speaker 3: you know.
Speaker 2: What, you better eggs, Let them go to town, get
Speaker 2: rid of it all, and then.
Speaker 5: There's no feral for twelve hours.
Speaker 2: For twelve hours, rather than drag it over the week.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean?
Speaker 5: I know what you mean.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten? Have you accidentally made a
Speaker 2: kid cry? In return? We got two hundred dollars Cogan
Speaker 2: vouchers up for grabs. How do you go with your nephews?
Speaker 2: I can't imagine you like.
Speaker 4: They do cry a lot.
Speaker 2: No no, But being an uncle, you would he wouldn't say.
Speaker 6: No, no, no, absolutely no, it's yes to everything everything.
Speaker 2: They could keep a carr and he'd be like, so brown,
Speaker 2: are you maybe not?
Speaker 4: Car?
Speaker 3: Not?
Speaker 4: My Mercedes must.
Speaker 2: Do the tesla thirty.
Speaker 5: Twenty four my tesla alone.
Speaker 2: Have you accidentally made a kid cry? Or has someone
Speaker 2: done it to your kids? Give us a ring at
Speaker 2: nov Hey, big show still to come. We're going to
Speaker 2: be bribing the Poe po coming up in the next
Speaker 2: few minutes. Your chance to win five thousand dollars and
Speaker 2: our Mother's Day and your lunch is on. Hit up
Speaker 2: the novaplayer app to score an invite and after eight
Speaker 2: o'clock this morning. This is great. We are now.
Speaker 5: Going to be announcement who the entertainer is.
Speaker 2: As soon as my wife found out about this, she
Speaker 2: want to cancel the school Mother's Day lunch and come
Speaker 2: to ours fully clothed.
Speaker 3: She should hoot lou Jason's wife or for fully cloth
Speaker 3: fully closed.
Speaker 5: I know yesterday we joked about she won't be fully
Speaker 5: closed by the end of the square.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
Speaker 3: I've seen how those lunches go. I've met up with
Speaker 3: some of my girlfriends after them. Mate, the mums go mad.
Speaker 2: You're ready for this day, lunches, lugos, they should logo's.
Speaker 2: I bought a ticket at the after party too. I
Speaker 2: go what, sorry, there's a Mother's Day lunch and then
Speaker 2: there's a Mother's Day lunch after.
Speaker 5: Our Mother's Day lunch. We should join forces.
Speaker 4: Yes, we should party.
Speaker 3: The one thing Jace hates is the cross pollination his
Speaker 3: private life and.
Speaker 5: His professional If you can call it a professional life.
Speaker 4: Is it what?
Speaker 2: Because it will be at the school Mother's Day lunch.
Speaker 2: I'll be on pick up duty after our Mother's Day lunch.
Speaker 3: You can pick them up in the camp. Yeah, thank you,
Speaker 3: it's fine. From our lunch kids think it's time.
Speaker 2: Actually, I should do an uber because in that way
Speaker 2: just family member.
Speaker 5: Hummer, stretch hummer.
Speaker 2: You know what she's joking. This is what will happen
Speaker 2: at the mothers Day lunch. Lauren will be like, I
Speaker 2: booked a stretch, Hummer. I'm coming with you to pick up.
Speaker 5: We've got the chopper landing.
Speaker 4: On the school.
Speaker 2: What she does, this is what she does, is to
Speaker 2: embarrass them. Hey, we're talking. What if you made a
Speaker 2: kid cry?
Speaker 5: I might make them cry when I turn up in
Speaker 5: a comer at.
Speaker 2: School twenty four ten, so they're still at the qt age.
Speaker 2: If you do that in high school, they'll be like, oh,
Speaker 2: Auntie Laurence.
Speaker 3: No, don't do that, all right, Mars, good morning morning.
Speaker 3: You did you make somebody cry? Someone's child cry?
Speaker 11: I did, unfortunately, Yeah, I used definitely.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 3: No.
Speaker 11: I used to coach a junior cricket team. And you
Speaker 11: know what kids are like when they get a new thing,
Speaker 11: they want to use it straight away. Yes, kid comes
Speaker 11: along into the cricket station with a brand new cricket bat.
Speaker 11: I'm not quite that mean, no, but anybody who plays cricket,
Speaker 11: you've got to kind of knock a new bat in
Speaker 11: to make sure it doesn't split and that well, I
Speaker 11: had to explain this to him, but obviously just goes
Speaker 11: in one ear and out of the other. And he
Speaker 11: just burst into tears and went home and told his
Speaker 11: dad that I made him cry. And then his dad
Speaker 11: came to speak to me.
Speaker 5: But did the cricket bat split in half?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 11: No, I didn't let him use it, but that was
Speaker 11: why he came. I told him what he had to
Speaker 11: do to make sure to prepare it for hitting a
Speaker 11: hard new ball.
Speaker 3: So, yeah, you know what Martin Ira in sports coaches
Speaker 3: would make kids cry a lot, like you know, you
Speaker 3: put you take someone off and to give someone.
Speaker 4: Else let him use the bat. He didn't.
Speaker 5: He was trying to protect the bat from brain.
Speaker 2: Let him learn the hard way under fire.
Speaker 5: It's not using plastic bats.
Speaker 3: Can good cricket crickets one hand, one bounce out remember.
Speaker 2: That, remember the plastic stumps and yeah, yeah, hey Peter,
Speaker 2: good morning, good morning.
Speaker 13: How are you guy?
Speaker 5: You're in a netball coach. It's all the sports, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Did the tears? Peter.
Speaker 13: I'm a netball umpire and I've numerous little girls cry
Speaker 13: over the years. Not my proudest moment. It's yeah, I
Speaker 13: think I'm quite a nice umpire, but obviously not what
Speaker 13: they cry.
Speaker 5: Were kids always crying always?
Speaker 13: I think I explained the rules quite nicely to them,
Speaker 13: but I think they're a bit nervous too. And there's
Speaker 13: all the parents on the sidelines, you know, yelling out.
Speaker 4: And who's the.
Speaker 3: Worst as a as an umpire at kids sport?
Speaker 5: Who's worse? Parents? Are the kids? The pair exactly that
Speaker 5: There was a brawl the other name like.
Speaker 2: Two mums at a soccer match absolutely.
Speaker 4: Crap out of each other, that is.
Speaker 5: But I told the.
Speaker 2: Basketball match here in Melbourne before and a fist fight
Speaker 2: almost broke out between two dads on the team under
Speaker 2: ten and you have to.
Speaker 4: Break them up.
Speaker 5: Man, No, he would have sat in the corner eating
Speaker 5: his hot chips, just.
Speaker 4: Watching, wearing his fluorescent bib manager.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what I did. I held on to my chips.
Speaker 2: What was embarrassing, though.
Speaker 5: Is this don't drop your chips.
Speaker 2: This sixteen year old girl who was umpiring had to
Speaker 2: pause the game and come over and say, hey, I
Speaker 2: need all the parents to sit down. And I'm just like,
Speaker 2: this is embarrassing.
Speaker 5: Dad, You're embarrassing for the kids. Embarrassing for the dads
Speaker 5: as well.
Speaker 2: You know what, it's his parents that are living their
Speaker 2: dream through the kids. Mate.
Speaker 5: You know what if no one's living their dream through
Speaker 5: under eight basketball.
Speaker 2: No, but they are because these dads were two bloody,
Speaker 2: slow and ugly enough to make it on their own.
Speaker 2: So now they're pushing their kids to do it under eight.
Speaker 5: And they got in a fight. Yeah, did the kids cry.
Speaker 2: No, the kids were just looking like, hey, guys, settle down.
Speaker 2: Ye put your heads in It is embarrassing. We're going
Speaker 2: for long snakes.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Well they wanted their hungry Jack's voucher.
Speaker 2: Maybe chantel good morning, our good morning teams.
Speaker 1: So the other day, my son is being prepared to
Speaker 1: have surgery. Kid he has an infection in his hands,
Speaker 1: and I was talking to my husband and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is this type of infection.
Speaker 13: It is blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: And my husband no filter all sentences. Oh I knew
Speaker 1: an NFL player that had that, and he had to
Speaker 1: have his arm ampupated.
Speaker 5: Get under your dad, Oh there.
Speaker 1: Was, there was twos. There was a lot of reassurance needed,
Speaker 1: even when it came to the anesthetics and mom, I'm like,
Speaker 1: I promise you you're still going to have a hand when.
Speaker 2: Save the hands? Yeah?
Speaker 1: How is he and saved their hand?
Speaker 4: Okay, he's all good.
Speaker 5: I love dad on you in an NFL player.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what. I'm going to check your family
Speaker 2: past to Monster Trucks at Rod Laver Arena.
Speaker 1: Fantastic, Thank you guys.
Speaker 2: Just sine he's been through enough. Monster Trucks mainly alive
Speaker 2: at Rod Laver Arena, May third and fourth, but.
Speaker 5: Dad can't go. That's not invited.
Speaker 2: Actually packed family friendly events features jaw dropping stunts.
Speaker 6: Ye sick my nephews again, and that it's a kids show.
Speaker 5: No it's not, is it?
Speaker 4: Monster trucks and the Big Bull Days, all the other.
Speaker 5: Trucks, all the characters yea and the biggest characters.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she should be there with the noisy.
Speaker 3: A dog and it's got big the car it looks
Speaker 3: like goofy.
Speaker 5: They smash him and bits fall off. You not surprise
Speaker 5: you monster trucks.
Speaker 2: You shall do that and then go straight to nobook.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah, a bit of black cod after
Speaker 3: the monster.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Oh, good morning, guys. Night monster.
Speaker 2: How do you make a kid? Cry? Naomi?
Speaker 14: Okay, it was a while ago. It was my niece,
Speaker 14: she was about three. We're all staying at a motel,
Speaker 14: and then on the Sunday, I thought I'd take the
Speaker 14: six kids to the spa, and while we're in the spa,
Speaker 14: I said, now you know, guys, if you we in
Speaker 14: the spa, you'll turn purple.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Great.
Speaker 14: So my niece stood up, burst into tears, and I went,
Speaker 14: oh no, I went's all right, it's right. If I
Speaker 14: put you in the shower, that'll fix it. But my
Speaker 14: sister rang me three nights later, and every night she
Speaker 14: had a bath and cried she was going to turn purple.
Speaker 5: Oh she thought she was going to.
Speaker 13: Yeah, because she weaves in the spa.
Speaker 5: Well that'll teach her.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Good.
Speaker 4: I mean, if there's a place to do it, the spa,
Speaker 4: isn't it. Yeah, the bubbles and so hard, it's.
Speaker 5: So little piggies are in a spa twins.
Speaker 2: Every couple of weeks, so we have a different department
Speaker 2: of the Victorian Police in We Love the Cops. And
Speaker 2: joining us this week is a leading scenior Constable Chris Hall.
Speaker 2: Good morning morning. You are from the forensic team, correct,
Speaker 2: and a specialist specialist in blood splatter that's right.
Speaker 12: Yeah, so bloodstained pattern analysis or we call it BPA.
Speaker 3: When I was at school, I wanted to be a
Speaker 3: forensic police officer. I was not smart enough. So you
Speaker 3: are like living the life I wanted to do. I
Speaker 3: wanted to go into crime scenes and try and piece
Speaker 3: it all together. So talk is through. You must see
Speaker 3: some shocking things.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it can be pretty full on.
Speaker 5: When do you get called into a crime scene?
Speaker 12: So yeah, so my normal day to day is I
Speaker 12: guess kind of equivalent like CSI And so they'll.
Speaker 2: Roll out to Horatio.
Speaker 7: In your team, I think we've got.
Speaker 12: A bit of a mix of everybody. So yeah, so
Speaker 12: we'll go out and it's so the crime scene guys
Speaker 12: go out and they'll assess the scene and then sometimes
Speaker 12: when the blood staining is a bit above and beyond,
Speaker 12: and then that's when you need to call out someone
Speaker 12: who's a specialist in that area.
Speaker 7: And that's my area of specialty.
Speaker 3: So you look at this is pretty gruesome by the
Speaker 3: way to anyone listening, but you look at like blood
Speaker 3: stains or splatters on what clothing, walls, carpets, and then
Speaker 3: try and work out what's happened from that.
Speaker 7: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 12: So it's kind of almost like a Christopher Nolan movie
Speaker 12: where we're starting with all the evidence they were starting
Speaker 12: at the end, and then we use our knowledge of
Speaker 12: you know, maths, chemistry, biology, and we're using that and
Speaker 12: then to analyze the patterns, and then we're kind of
Speaker 12: working backwards to try and work out, Okay, what were
Speaker 12: the sequence of events that occurred.
Speaker 3: Because sometimes the victim might not be there right, Yes,
Speaker 3: it might just be blood and you like, do you.
Speaker 6: That's why you added in radio by the way, geometry, biology,
Speaker 6: you know, me.
Speaker 2: Often see scenes that are staged.
Speaker 12: Occasionally it's yeah, from time to make their own death
Speaker 12: or it makes it, you know, like say if I
Speaker 12: killed you, but I make it look like you're attacking
Speaker 12: me and it was like self defense.
Speaker 7: Sometimes it happens. Yeah, I guess that's part of it.
Speaker 12: We're going to go out and we do we try
Speaker 12: to be sort of I guess as objective as we can,
Speaker 12: and we go through and make our observations and then
Speaker 12: come to conclusions where we can, and then that gets
Speaker 12: sort of tested against others. Witnesses or victim or an
Speaker 12: offendom might say something and we're okay, well does that
Speaker 12: story ad up or that's going on here something?
Speaker 4: Is it a busy job? Like how often are you
Speaker 4: going daily type of situation?
Speaker 12: Thank goodness, is not every day. It kind of got
Speaker 12: in Marabanon. We must go yeah, well, that's that's it.
Speaker 12: It's sort of we day to day. We're just in
Speaker 12: the office. We're taking care of our sort of you know,
Speaker 12: our case files, working on a paperwork, and then every
Speaker 12: now and then you'll be on call. I'm on call
Speaker 12: roughly four times a fortnight, and then I'll take the
Speaker 12: work car home and then if something happens overnight in.
Speaker 5: The middle of the night, yeah, that's it.
Speaker 7: Yeah, so we don't even know have you seen them?
Speaker 2: These guys are playing white man.
Speaker 7: These we don't want to draw attention. We're very low key.
Speaker 5: So how do you work it out? How do you
Speaker 5: do it?
Speaker 2: You're walking He's going to tell you in sixty seconds
Speaker 2: his career, like.
Speaker 5: We're using blue lights are we're using.
Speaker 7: So it depends.
Speaker 12: So I guess we do a lot of training in
Speaker 12: the area, and so we know that I guess, we're
Speaker 12: looking at what is the what are the blood stains
Speaker 12: look like, where are they, how many are they, what
Speaker 12: are the shapes, you know the details of that, and
Speaker 12: then we're able to I guess, put those blood stains
Speaker 12: into separate sort of categories kind of things. We've got
Speaker 12: almost kind of like a tree of these different type
Speaker 12: of blood stains, and then we're able to sort of
Speaker 12: I guess, analyze each individually and then we put them
Speaker 12: all together to go, Okay, well we think this happened.
Speaker 2: Chris, I say, if I was going to dumper body
Speaker 2: another situation question, Say if I was going to dump
Speaker 2: a body right and I had in the back of
Speaker 2: my car, you.
Speaker 4: Can't cover your track.
Speaker 2: And you hear about these sort of stories a lot
Speaker 2: in the news, And like I've cleaned the carrout, you know,
Speaker 2: used all the bleach and stuff like that. You have
Speaker 2: you seen you there's always a sign, isn't there, Like
Speaker 2: there'd be a light that you can light up in
Speaker 2: the carr and brighten up, like.
Speaker 12: And I brought some gear along today torches you guys
Speaker 12: to work.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, okay, so you've got a whole bunch of
Speaker 3: T shirts. Yes, the look they look like normal, clean,
Speaker 3: fresh out of the wash. That's black navy T shirt.
Speaker 7: I've got a couple of things to show you.
Speaker 12: So okay, when I was sort of saying, okay, typically
Speaker 12: a crime scene, you might go there and you know,
Speaker 12: if it's lovely white walls, the red stuff goes on there.
Speaker 12: It's pretty easy to tell, right, good contries. Other situations
Speaker 12: will come across. You know, that's not always the case.
Speaker 12: We might be very busy kind of like you know,
Speaker 12: patterns in fabric or you know, like as we're sort
Speaker 12: of saying, the dark T shirts where you can't see.
Speaker 4: Motel room carpet, it's always in the motel room carpet.
Speaker 2: Were clean shirts, clean room comforter.
Speaker 7: So we've got two things here.
Speaker 12: So this one here, I've got taken a photo from
Speaker 12: a crime scene just around the corner here on street.
Speaker 12: So we've got the Nova boy in here. And when
Speaker 12: I was sort of saying, sometimes, okay, well you've got
Speaker 12: the red stuff on the white, well, that's really easy
Speaker 12: to see. But sometimes it.
Speaker 7: Can be very busy and there's too much there, so.
Speaker 12: We need some way of trying to kind of I
Speaker 12: guess cutting down that rainbow of colors coming in her
Speaker 12: eye to kind of sort of narrow it down.
Speaker 7: So we use stuff like torches.
Speaker 12: And filters and things like that. So I'll just put
Speaker 12: this on so you might sort of see.
Speaker 3: Paint sputter everywhere. We're kind of it was Jess when you.
Speaker 2: Out of all the people.
Speaker 12: Yeah, we might have to check some I see, yeah,
Speaker 12: that's in one case. So in that case where there's
Speaker 12: too much.
Speaker 5: Could I use that torture to shining around these walls
Speaker 5: and I can find.
Speaker 12: Well, that's where these ones come in in situation, So
Speaker 12: that one there's too much going on, we're trying to
Speaker 12: narrow it down in some situations really dark fabrics or
Speaker 12: in cars.
Speaker 4: So this one here is for the Bodily Fluid.
Speaker 7: That's right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys have anything to confess before I'm going
Speaker 3: to shine it all around the studio.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't do it in a radio studio, and I'm
Speaker 2: doing it.
Speaker 4: I'm doing it here we go.
Speaker 3: Okay, so Chris has got his body called the bodily Fluid.
Speaker 2: What's the accurate is it's not. It's not bodily fluids,
Speaker 2: poly flair torch. Let's go bodily fluid.
Speaker 6: I love the body, bodily fluid and shine it all
Speaker 6: over to what color is the light?
Speaker 12: So this one here, this is four fifteen animeters, so
Speaker 12: it's kind of.
Speaker 7: It's right, it's it's essentially it's about the edge of
Speaker 7: what we can see sort of UV lighting.
Speaker 2: So I'll give this one.
Speaker 5: I'll take the talk, Lauren.
Speaker 2: Do you want to shine it on the you guys.
Speaker 4: Start with your okay on to that.
Speaker 5: There's a big blotch.
Speaker 3: Oh, this one's got fingerprints all over it on the
Speaker 3: blue shirt.
Speaker 5: This one has so you got to sort of you'll
Speaker 5: be looking white.
Speaker 2: You'll walk into a scene what.
Speaker 5: Happened to that one? I'm going around the.
Speaker 2: Walls, lights off, shine the torch and then have a
Speaker 2: look at the stains that are in the room and
Speaker 2: then make the call from there.
Speaker 7: That's it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what's amazing. So the black shirts he's
Speaker 2: brought in the studio, they look crystal clean, like sparkling clean.
Speaker 2: The minute you put the torch on, god fingerprints and
Speaker 2: blood spatter light up like a Christmas tree. Lauren I
Speaker 2: wouldn't go around a radio studio wall, to be honest.
Speaker 6: Lauren, can you please, Lauren, can you please shine the
Speaker 6: light on Jason's jumper?
Speaker 4: Lauren, Jason's jumper? What is it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: No, No, that's soy sauce.
Speaker 2: Oh, there's a lot of fluid from the there's a
Speaker 2: lot of fluids. That's what's what the torch is.
Speaker 12: So that brings up all kinds of stuff. So not
Speaker 12: necessarily and I'm not going to get.
Speaker 5: I think there's a sneezing pile.
Speaker 2: Hey, can I ask how long have you got to
Speaker 2: be a cop to get into this division.
Speaker 12: There's no exact time limit, but you've got to kind
Speaker 12: of go through at least the first couple of years,
Speaker 12: usually on the van, and then it just sort of depends.
Speaker 12: Some people go and they do the local kind of
Speaker 12: crime desk kind of stuff, have a local volume kind
Speaker 12: of crime.
Speaker 7: That you'll see out on the road if your house gets.
Speaker 12: Broken into, yep, and then later on about half hour
Speaker 12: unit have done that before, and then others have just
Speaker 12: sort of come straight from uniform or detectives and stuff
Speaker 12: like that. And then there's the other side where there's
Speaker 12: the forensic scientists and so they can become specialists in
Speaker 12: PPA as well.
Speaker 2: Right, here's a question for you, and I think we've
Speaker 2: all be honest, Clint, I think we've all had this debate.
Speaker 2: What you watch a Laura in Order and you gave
Speaker 2: I could get away with that crime? Do you think
Speaker 2: every thing you know?
Speaker 7: It's when it comes to these shows.
Speaker 12: Obviously they're based on, you know, some truth, but they've
Speaker 12: got a hollywooded a bit.
Speaker 6: Do you have do you have a little nerdy girl
Speaker 6: in the in the lab that processes all the resurly.
Speaker 5: Here I've seen all around the studio.
Speaker 3: I can confirm that this carpet needs dray cling desperately
Speaker 3: around where Jay stands, and Clinton also needs to dry clean.
Speaker 5: The blue light is not good on your outfit.
Speaker 2: Leading Senior Constable Chris Hall joining us from the Major
Speaker 2: Crime Scene Unit from Victoria Police. Thanks very much for
Speaker 2: coming in this morning, mate. We appreciate it. It's just
Speaker 2: gone turn away. Let's head down mornington away, guys am,
Speaker 2: I good.
Speaker 11: Morning, good morning, guys.
Speaker 2: Hi, Hello, oh day off today, it's day off?
Speaker 5: How nice? What are you going to do?
Speaker 1: I'm having some teethwork to get a perfect smile.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you get the married at first sight Veniers or.
Speaker 13: Not quite Turkey tea?
Speaker 5: Where are you from that English accent?
Speaker 3: All right, Emma, let's try and win you some cash,
Speaker 3: because God knows the dentist is expands. All right, We've
Speaker 3: got three questions here for you. One is easy, it's
Speaker 3: worth fifty dollars, one is sort of medium it's worth
Speaker 3: five hundred, and with a hard question for five thousand dollars. Emma,
Speaker 3: which question would you like to hear today?
Speaker 13: Teeth are expensive?
Speaker 1: Five k got to go for it.
Speaker 3: Let's go see five five thousand dollars. You're going to
Speaker 3: hear a question. You'll hear a three to two one countdown.
Speaker 5: Listen to the question.
Speaker 3: Carefully answer before that time, and the cash will be yours.
Speaker 2: Oh god, okay, remember you have to answer in that
Speaker 2: time period. Okay, yes, all right, this is catable for
Speaker 2: five thousand dollars.
Speaker 9: In Which year did the US vision of the office first?
Speaker 2: Premiere three two.
Speaker 5: Two thousand and five.
Speaker 3: New West Office with Steve Carrell and John Krasinski.
Speaker 2: I never massively got into that the UK one though,
Speaker 2: Oh god, it holds up.
Speaker 5: I was more into the UK one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hey, sorry.
Speaker 1: M No, worries. Thank you for having me on?
Speaker 5: Would luck at the dentist?
Speaker 2: Beautiful? No, sorry, Clinton, I'm going to give you. She's
Speaker 2: a Hammers fan. She backs west Ham and the E
Speaker 2: p O. What about a gold GHD?
Speaker 13: Oh, I would love that.
Speaker 5: Well, lucky for you.
Speaker 1: Do you have.
Speaker 13: Got hair?
Speaker 5: I've got hair, and she'd love a GHD Future Escape Collection.
Speaker 3: Advanced tools in ethereal, out of this world shades, and
Speaker 3: you've got a gold one.
Speaker 5: Now there's one person who's jealous.
Speaker 14: Jay.
Speaker 5: The fun fact about Jason he carries.
Speaker 3: A US chargeable g HD with him everywhere he goes
Speaker 3: so he can recharging in his car for if he
Speaker 3: ever takes that silly little hat off of which you've
Speaker 3: gout graded recently A bit.
Speaker 5: Got a bit dressier? Is that you going out that?
Speaker 2: It's my formal head?
Speaker 6: Because we had the how many jgds?
Speaker 4: You got a few?
Speaker 2: A couple?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you got a traveling you got a plug in one.
Speaker 2: I got the plug in one and I got the
Speaker 2: charge of one the cloud nine got a little cloud?
Speaker 4: Do you let lou use it?
Speaker 2: You w Yeah, Just don't wrap the cord around the
Speaker 2: g That's what you have to do. No one does
Speaker 2: that tangles the cord?
Speaker 3: Now you wrap it neatly, melt, melt, it doesn't you
Speaker 3: wrap it neatly? You don't, otherwise it gets tangled.
Speaker 2: It is just gone pass still to calm yours, to
Speaker 2: day lunch.
Speaker 3: She's he called you, he called your blood this morning,
Speaker 3: and now he's called your flogs just before we wrap
Speaker 3: up for the day. The vision coming out of Beyonce's
Speaker 3: Cowboy Carter tour kicking off.
Speaker 4: He's made amazing show. So that's thirty six songs.
Speaker 5: Have you seen the kids dancing?
Speaker 6: The girls about Oprah Winfrey dancing?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's Oprah.
Speaker 5: Well, Oprah's gone from being Katie Perry's busy Frezzy to
Speaker 5: being Beyonce's.
Speaker 2: Katie Perry brought out the rocket stead for tour.
Speaker 5: I can't stop watching that on so.
Speaker 2: Neither can I.
Speaker 4: Yes, do you know what is she?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 5: You can't compare. It's a bit onto.
Speaker 4: Is she okay? As soon as she went up in
Speaker 4: that rocket, she's just come back a different person.
Speaker 3: When she released the set list of the rocket to
Speaker 3: float into.
Speaker 2: Gravity with the Butterfly, I think it was the shark
Speaker 2: at the Super Bowl was the real turning?
Speaker 5: She was so good at the think that was hard.
Speaker 3: She should get that car out on her to Let's
Speaker 3: go back to change.
Speaker 5: Look at the posity. It's not the negative.
Speaker 4: Gail's Gale hasn't changed Gail.
Speaker 5: Gail has changed, has she?
Speaker 3: Ye? Gail? She Gail has never been more connected to
Speaker 3: gravity in a lot, she said, guys, Katie Perry is
Speaker 3: connected to love.
Speaker 5: Gail appreciates gravity.
Speaker 2: I have a great day. Melchre is the next wal
Speaker 2: Cinemas and Lauren.
Speaker 3: Lauren wake up feeling good following them on the socials.