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Speaker 1: Sitsy and with her with Kate Ritchie podcast. Help me out.

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Speaker 1: I've got a bit of an issue at my home front.

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Speaker 1: Guys trying to I constantly and Kate, you know this.

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Speaker 1: I try my best. You are You're a pleaser. I'm

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Speaker 1: an aph effort e for achievement all through school and

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Speaker 1: now into my adult life. What I'm trying to work

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Speaker 1: out is whether there's a huge trust breakdown in my relationship.

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Speaker 1: The other day we're in the cars. It's a pretty

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Speaker 1: expensive year for me because it's an expensive run because

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Speaker 1: we go Mother's Day, which we've just had, thank god.

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Speaker 1: Then we go Wednesday. This week is Lisa's birthday. Wednesday win.

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Speaker 1: Remember when Wednesday when the week when you.

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Speaker 2: Are win over you? What weesday?

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Speaker 1: That's good, I'm hoping too. Then we roll into the

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Speaker 1: ten year anniversary.

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Speaker 2: When is that?

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Speaker 1: That is early September. So I said to her, we're

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Speaker 1: chanting in the car the other day going somewhere, and

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Speaker 1: she said, I can't believe we're ten years. I said,

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Speaker 1: oh God, isn't it mad?

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Speaker 2: What a moment? We can't.

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Speaker 3: Woman? Who?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Well?

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Speaker 2: You visiting hours for you these days? When do you

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Speaker 2: see her in the institution.

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Speaker 1: We don't do that anymore. She doesn't visit at all.

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Speaker 1: You know. The thing was, she said, you know that

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Speaker 1: ten years, great years, ten years is diamonds? Oh is it?

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Speaker 1: She was driving at the time, and I had a

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Speaker 1: quick Google search. It's tin and aluminium.

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Speaker 2: In her brand new car as well. I did. I

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Speaker 2: wasn't going to mention it.

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Speaker 1: I was like, wow, diamonds, brand new car.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that's enough for the birthday and the anniversaries on car.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. I would have thought so. I would have thought

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Speaker 1: so when I said to her it's ten and aluminium,

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Speaker 1: we can go and have a few beers in the tenny.

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Speaker 1: That is the best way to spend the anniversary and

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Speaker 1: celebrate in the correct way. And she said, no, I

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Speaker 1: think it's changed. I think that's the old thing. It's diamonds.

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Speaker 1: And you know, you haven't bought me a diamond for

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Speaker 1: a very long time home.

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Speaker 3: Since Christmas.

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Speaker 1: No, No, not like that, because what was back in

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Speaker 1: the day. I remember I gave her this bracelet which

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Speaker 1: had a little diamond in it.

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Speaker 3: One diamond, yeah, a little one.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if you've got a bracelet, where's the one diamond?

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Speaker 1: It's just sort of scented in the so sort of

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Speaker 1: scented in this piece a half.

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Speaker 2: Moon as well, and you could have shared it.

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry mate, from a guy that ripped off his

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Speaker 1: jeweler to get his wife when and.

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Speaker 2: Go discounted him.

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Speaker 1: Did you tell BJ you've got a discounted and she thought,

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Speaker 1: you know what he's ma.

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Speaker 2: The engagement ring was two and a half thousand dollars.

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Speaker 3: Have you have you upgraded it since then?

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Speaker 1: Has she had it reset?

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Speaker 3: She just listening BJ, Seriously, come on, get on board.

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Speaker 1: So here she is suggesting that after ten years that

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Speaker 1: maybe it's time we ring that diamond bell again. And

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Speaker 1: then I get home on Friday.

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Speaker 3: I don't believe for a second she hasn't got a

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Speaker 3: diamond since then.

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Speaker 2: But anyway, you're not.

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Speaker 1: Going to believe it. What the diamond bracelet that I

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Speaker 1: gave her on the morning of our wedding, it's lost.

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Speaker 1: Well that's you know why she lost.

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Speaker 3: It because it was so tiny.

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Speaker 1: So there's now a fifty dollars finder's fee for anybody

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Speaker 1: in the house that can track down this bracelet.

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Speaker 2: This sounds this sounds like an insurance scam to me.

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Speaker 1: No, it's not an insurance scam.

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Speaker 2: Are you trying to get your money back to that's

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Speaker 2: not the game.

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Speaker 1: So this this is like you leaving that money on

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Speaker 1: top of the car. This is I don't know. We

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Speaker 1: have search. We spent the weekend looking for the beautiful

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Speaker 1: bracelet that I gave my wife on a wedding morning.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, but it's my birthday and Wednesday. That's

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Speaker 1: not how she speaks and very careful. Yeah, I just

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Speaker 1: thought I'll step back a little bit there.

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Speaker 3: So she wants the bracelet replaced, or she wants just

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Speaker 3: something like with ten diamonds on it now to represent

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Speaker 3: each beautiful year that you've wasted of her life.

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Speaker 1: We haven't got to that moment, so I hope she's

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Speaker 1: not listening to think that you're trying to own that suggestion.

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Speaker 2: But I mean, the diamond would be for the ten

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Speaker 2: year winning anniversary.

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Speaker 1: So what are you going to get for the birthday?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Man, you think I could wind it into one?

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Speaker 3: No, you can't.

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Speaker 1: Four.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, not with that much gap, Not with that much

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Speaker 3: gap this month in September, or.

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Speaker 2: It would have to be a huge rock for.

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Speaker 3: You to do one of those, lovely That's what I'd

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Speaker 3: like is a tennis bracelet. Yes, I don't have one

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Speaker 3: of those, and they are very.

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Speaker 2: Nice, beautiful, aren't they They are? So what it?

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Speaker 3: So? Where are you at with all of this? Or

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Speaker 3: you feeling as though you're being tricked into the diamond?

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Speaker 1: But what I've done is in a clever play, is

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Speaker 1: she wants a pot right to put some hydrangers in.

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Speaker 1: So I've said to the whole family, Hey, get her

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Speaker 1: a gift voucher for the nursery so we can go

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Speaker 1: on by the pot and the hydrangers. So now when

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Speaker 1: she turns around and you know, plays the diamond angle,

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Speaker 1: I go. But I've already organized the gift voucher to

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Speaker 1: help out for the pot hydra. Did you say that

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Speaker 1: was a clever play? Yeah, because behind the scenes it

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Speaker 1: makes it look like I've been busy organizing and planning

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Speaker 1: a surprise for my wife and now she's done the

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Speaker 1: whole loss bracelet and I've gone.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, high Dranger as it is as if you're getting

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Speaker 2: away with that, mate, that's not bad. You know, there's

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Speaker 2: no way out of this. You know you're in a

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Speaker 2: fever of trouble. You have two days.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to abuse the right of radio, but

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Speaker 1: if anybody has found a bracelet with a small diamond

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Speaker 1: on it around the Eastern Suburbs area. If you can

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Speaker 1: drop that into Nova here, that would be great. Okay,

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Speaker 1: at this stage, still lost. Sitsy and Weifa with Kate

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