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Speaker 1: It's busy and with we are so excited about this

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Speaker 1: is bad because fifteen years ago, thank god you hear

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Speaker 1: Grace do our television screens. And one I do remember

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Speaker 1: distinctly was the King of Elves.

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Speaker 2: It was a Lord of the Ring styles skit.

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Speaker 1: The man that went through the door was ross.

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Speaker 2: Yes, that was.

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Speaker 3: It was a big stretch for me, A big stretch

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Speaker 3: playing an elf.

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Speaker 2: You're a good elf for a naughty elf.

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Speaker 3: Oh, I was sort of in the Lord of the

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Speaker 3: Rings vibe rather than a Christmas mischievous Christmas spray.

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Speaker 2: I'm not helpful, not very old.

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Speaker 3: I find that drink, you know, the drink spray, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I was. I was worried that it's it's tiny little

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Speaker 3: woodland nymphs that have been melted down.

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Speaker 2: I can't It's meant.

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Speaker 3: To be a refreshing drink, but it doesn't refresh. That's

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Speaker 3: all I can think. I'm worried that I'll find it

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Speaker 3: a tiny little shoe just floating in the beverage.

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Speaker 2: Can we just drop back to we were talking of

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Speaker 2: before you said that you might have our war one

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Speaker 2: of the chants, one of the chances. What happened to.

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Speaker 3: Literally this week? I was up north in Caloundra and

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Speaker 3: I got into the I got into the uber that

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Speaker 3: I was taking to the It doesn't matter where I

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Speaker 3: was going. I was going in an uber. We we

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Speaker 3: go ross, I said where I was going. The guy

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Speaker 3: was like, fine, Off we take down the road and

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Speaker 3: then he gets a message. Where are you? I've said,

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Speaker 3: money and where I'm going? He's picked me up. I'm

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Speaker 3: in the wrong uber. I'm in the wrong uber.

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 3: Wait, that's that's it's not that's that. And I say

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Speaker 3: it to him. I say to him, well, what what

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Speaker 3: what do we do here?

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Speaker 2: Do we cancel it?

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Speaker 3: Do we change it around? He goes, look, I don't know.

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Speaker 3: I'm new to this. I've only just moved to you

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Speaker 3: from from Victoria. I said, where abouts in Victoria? He said,

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Speaker 3: morning to Peninsula? I said, where abouts in morning to Peninsula.

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Speaker 3: He says the name of the place, only the place

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Speaker 3: where I live. I won't say it for stalking reasons.

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Speaker 3: But the point is, he goes, my mom still lives there?

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Speaker 3: I said, already. He goes, yes, she works in the

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Speaker 3: I g A. I said, what does she do in

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Speaker 3: the IG hot food counter? And now and he went

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Speaker 3: and I said, that's where I get my chickens. That's where,

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Speaker 3: but not only that, right, I say to her? And

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Speaker 3: he goes, oh, yeah, you'd know she's chatty. And I went, oh,

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Speaker 3: a really chatty woman that like doesn't just give you

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Speaker 3: your chicken. She like has a pop chowl, she got

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Speaker 3: red hair, and he goes, that's her. I knew his mom.

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Speaker 3: I knew his mom. He said, you know what I

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Speaker 3: asked for. I asked for a chicken and she gave

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Speaker 3: me the pork. Is just like you, she's ineffective child, and.

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Speaker 2: Just started and so did you get to where you

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Speaker 2: were going? Or do you have to get back in

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Speaker 2: another ruber? No?

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Speaker 3: I luckily the fella that was on the way, he canceled.

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Speaker 3: We canceled, we rebooked, we stayed in and then off

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Speaker 3: we got. It's a bit worried because when it turned.

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Speaker 2: Up it was a ute.

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Speaker 3: You sort of go, that's not right for an uber

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Speaker 3: that's just that's a murder caloundra.

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Speaker 2: That is a murderer, isn't it. Uber Uts, that's not

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Speaker 2: a thing. What are you putting in the tray?

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Speaker 3: And if if you you know, if you wanted to order.

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Speaker 3: You know, do I get the Excel, Do I get

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Speaker 3: the Luxury? No, I'd like the ute. And he pulls

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Speaker 3: up and you've got a full war draw.

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Speaker 2: You put that on the batman's.

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Speaker 4: Russ Noble.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for coming on the show mate and with Richie.

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Speaker 2: This was last Thursday afternoon. I want to paint a

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Speaker 2: picture for you, like any other household. We were sitting around.

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Speaker 2: It was four o'clock in the afternoon and well, you

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Speaker 2: know what, normally it is a little bit wan and

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Speaker 2: Jack was sitting there. His head was down, he looked flat,

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Speaker 2: and I said, mate, how is your day? Is everything

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Speaker 2: all right at school? He said, it wasn't good today. Dad.

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Speaker 2: I was there. I was having a making a sandwich

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Speaker 2: or something. And at school, No, no, no, you're not there. No,

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Speaker 2: it was four o'clock in the afternoon. Sorry, Sam was

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Speaker 2: making a sandwich, so you were in the kitchen.

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Speaker 4: What was onlock?

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Speaker 2: Sandwich? A sandwich at four o'clock. I found myself hungry,

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Speaker 2: so he probably slept all day in salami and sauce.

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Speaker 2: The big bears good dinner in two hours.

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Speaker 4: Just have a couple of nuts.

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Speaker 2: The big bear has got a feed.

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Speaker 3: And if I don't need it, I'll make it and

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Speaker 3: take it back to the cave for later.

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Speaker 2: Then when I wake up all eat again. Jack said,

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Speaker 2: wasn't a good day? And I said, what happened? Mate?

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Speaker 2: He said, someone threw a tennis ball at me and

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Speaker 2: it hit me really hard in the back. That would hurt.

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Speaker 2: And I said, right, well, did you pick it up

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Speaker 2: and throw it back? Oh?

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Speaker 1: Wait up, you don't have to react.

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Speaker 2: Wife steps in what I said, did you pick it

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Speaker 2: up and throw it back? To Denail the kid that

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Speaker 2: threw the ball at you? I got, I got a hand.

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Speaker 2: I go a palm to the face from my wife,

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Speaker 2: like I stop talking, And how Tommy does that to U?

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Speaker 1: Kate?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I gotta stop talking. Well that's enough, Like it's like,

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Speaker 2: whoo up, that's enough. I've heard enough. That is the

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Speaker 2: wrong advice. And then it was well dad always said

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Speaker 2: it's okay to hit back if you get hit. You

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Speaker 2: said that, that's what Jack said to Lisa, and Lisa,

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Speaker 2: yehs lost it. It's not an eye for an eye.

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Speaker 2: That's not how the world works. And now they're taking

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Speaker 2: eyes out. You're like, oh, that's how serious the school is.

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Speaker 2: And I said no, no, no, because the problem is

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Speaker 2: was to hit you, or you think something's going to happen,

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Speaker 2: there's a movie you can do where you can push

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Speaker 2: them away without actually hitting them, and that probably a

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Speaker 2: better thing to do than to strike them back. You

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Speaker 2: learn that a martial arts ra can't focus strength confidence.

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Speaker 2: Is it hammer fist, not a backfist, not a hammer,

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Speaker 2: not a forward part either. You can only do it

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Speaker 2: if they came, if they come at you, yes, you're distracting.

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Speaker 2: So it's just one move that is not necessarily aggressive.

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Speaker 2: It's arts blocking. Yeah, so someone says to you, hey,

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Speaker 2: did you hit them? No, I didn't hit them. I

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Speaker 2: just pushed him away because he was in my space.

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Speaker 2: He was in my space, and I think that's okay

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Speaker 2: if I'm hit with the tennis ball and someone's throwing

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Speaker 2: it at me, well you just started it. I'm going

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Speaker 2: to throw the ball back. But that's the opposite to

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Speaker 2: what you just said. You just said pushing away, and

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Speaker 2: now you said strike up different and you get back

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Speaker 2: at The punch is different because a punch is extremely confronting.

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Speaker 2: If someone punches you in the face. Then that's a

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Speaker 2: real attack. A tennis ball in the yard, I reckon

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Speaker 2: a fist on a chin. Okay, So what's Lisa's take on,

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Speaker 2: She's go and talk to the teacher. Okay, you go

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Speaker 2: and speak to the teacher. Now, you can go and

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Speaker 2: talk to the teacher. That's fine up until the age

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Speaker 2: of maybe four, I reckon, that's early learning's school year.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes you got to take them to the ghetto university,

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Speaker 2: you know what I mean. Oh, I don't think your

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Speaker 2: kids are going to the ghetto universe. Sometimes you've got

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Speaker 2: to build the street into the school yard, you know

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Speaker 2: what I mean. Sometimes you've got to teach them it

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Speaker 2: ain't all fair in this world and we need to

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Speaker 2: step up. What about Anthony and Kiraway? What are your thoughts? Buddy?

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Speaker 4: One hundred percent agree with you, because when I grew up,

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Speaker 4: my dad told me the same thing. It was to

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Speaker 4: never go looking for a fight, but to always finish it.

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Speaker 4: Because I was actually a target for bullies when I

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Speaker 4: was younger in high school. And I was talking years ago,

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Speaker 4: and you know, you're told to tell the teachers, but

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Speaker 4: teachers wouldn't do anything. So you know, people kept doing it.

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Speaker 4: So you go over there and you fix them up yourself,

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Speaker 4: and when you beat them, then they learn not to

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Speaker 4: do it to you again, because it's like, what what

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Speaker 4: can you know? Teachers or anything to do with the

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Speaker 4: the tendents or nothing. So I'd risk it, you know,

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Speaker 4: to say they say I break the hands off policy.

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Speaker 4: I would risk to get a detention or anything, because

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Speaker 4: I mean, you can't keep going on because when you're

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Speaker 4: doing your seat four kids that don't fight back and

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Speaker 4: then they snap and you know, things happens. And Wiper

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