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Speaker 1: Look, hey, podcast is leto here.

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Speaker 2: In this episode, Whippa is going to spell a massive

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Speaker 2: myth today with the help of doctor Chris Brown and

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Speaker 2: I can do.

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Speaker 3: It's one of the more incredible things I.

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Speaker 1: Have ever heard. And we're also going to be.

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Speaker 2: Talking cheaters and laughter somewhat unrelated.

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Speaker 1: We were talking about back in the day, guys, and

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Speaker 1: let's let me take you back to nineteen ninety seven.

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Speaker 1: That was the year I finished my school and it

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Speaker 1: was also the year but one of the biggest moments

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Speaker 1: in boxing history. You'll remember Mike Tyson and Evander the

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Speaker 1: real deal Hollyfield. That's where he bit his ear off.

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Speaker 1: This just nestled into his neck. No one really knew

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Speaker 1: how long the hold would go for, but just with

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Speaker 1: his teeth ripped the chunk out of the top of

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Speaker 4: An animal, amazing career Evan Hollyfield.

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Speaker 5: Not many people know, but he retired in nineteen ninety

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Speaker 5: four because he had a hole in his heart.

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Speaker 1: That's right.

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Speaker 5: So the doctor said, you can't fight anymore, and he

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Speaker 5: said he refused to agree with them, Sarah. He went back,

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Speaker 5: got second opinions and there was the doctor said, look,

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Speaker 5: I think we can we can fix this, went in

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Speaker 5: for an operation and then he came back. He always

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Speaker 5: wanted to fight Tyson, but he could never get the

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Speaker 5: fight with Mike Tyson, and he wasn't really the best

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Speaker 5: in the world of end holly Field. He finally got

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Speaker 5: the fight with Tyson. Everyone thought he was going to

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Speaker 5: get killed, and he beat.

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Speaker 1: Him amazing forty four bouts.

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Speaker 5: How much money did he make?

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Speaker 1: Three hundred million dollars A real deal.

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Speaker 6: He said, with the biting of the ear. Because I

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Speaker 6: was listening to an interview with him the other day

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Speaker 6: and he said, as soon as his beer was his

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Speaker 6: he was bitten. The one thing he was always taught

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Speaker 6: was whatever they do to you, you do worse. And

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Speaker 6: he said all he wanted to do was get to

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Speaker 6: Mike Tyson to bite the nose.

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Speaker 1: That's right. He wanted to bite his nose. He wanted that.

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Speaker 4: It wasn't he wasn't.

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Speaker 6: He just wanted to get to him and his nose,

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Speaker 6: because it's like, if you think you can, you can

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Speaker 6: out that bite the nose off your wife.

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Speaker 4: He couldn't get to him.

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Speaker 1: Tould you imagine impossible? They would you rip it straight

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Speaker 1: off Carlage. That would have ruined box Oh you wouldn't that. See.

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Speaker 5: That's why I always thought, how did Tyson get his

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Speaker 5: ear as well? Because you've got a mouth guard in

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Speaker 4: And I guess you took it out.

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Speaker 1: Every boxer has a mouth guarding because he spat the

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Speaker 1: bit of ear out, which you actually saw a bit

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Speaker 1: of cartilage that you chewed out at the top of

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what a qualified And then they had another fight.

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Speaker 5: Evan Hollyfield beat him again with three hundred million.

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Speaker 4: Really, go on with his money, that's the problem.

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Speaker 1: He's now in a two bedroom apartment and he is poor.

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Speaker 4: That is so sad.

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Speaker 1: How do you do this? Well, let me explain it

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Speaker 1: for you, because the real deal had a bit of

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Speaker 1: an issue with his spending. So it started when he decided,

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Speaker 1: now I've got some cash. What do I love music?

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Speaker 1: I launch a record label. You guys into that, you

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Speaker 1: guys think that's a good idea.

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Speaker 5: Stick stick with the things that you know how to

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Speaker 5: do this, and that's to punch people in the head.

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Speaker 1: Work out what you do well and do it often

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Speaker 1: would be my tip ere Evanda. So he launched his

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Speaker 1: record label two point nine million bucks he spent on that,

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Speaker 1: and then he thought what I was going to jump

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Speaker 1: into what I love food. Let's open a rend John

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Speaker 1: Chain ten and a half million dollars.

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Speaker 5: This is blown up the wall. This is the big one.

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Speaker 5: Everyone and every celebrity has tried to chase George Moore,

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Speaker 5: George Foreman's grill. Yeah, because he made so much money

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Speaker 5: from that grill. Paul Newman made that pasta sauce from sauce.

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Speaker 5: There's not many other celebrity Give me a well, give

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Speaker 5: me some other celebrity sort of product that have really worked,

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Speaker 6: Sean Garlic, the rugby league player, and garlos Well said.

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Speaker 5: They've had their problems over the well made.

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Speaker 1: You say that. Evander tried to do a kitchen grill.

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Speaker 1: He tried to. He obviously saw the success of George George.

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Speaker 1: He tried his own grill and it didn't work.

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Speaker 4: George knocked him out with his own grill.

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Speaker 1: You love this. And he put his name to a

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Speaker 1: barbecue sauce that didn't work. And how's this because you

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Speaker 1: know when you're just busting to rush out and buy one.

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Speaker 1: He put his name to a far extinguisher and that

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Speaker 1: I don't know why. I don't know why that didn't work.

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Speaker 1: He then went and paid twenty nine million dollars paid

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Speaker 1: cash for a sixteen thousand square met mansion, which was

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Speaker 1: built in ninety four. One hundred and nine rooms in

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Speaker 1: the property, a pool that had one point three million

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Speaker 1: one hundred people. What are you doing? Mate? Once that

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Speaker 1: have been built and by the time was finished, he

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Speaker 1: realized it's going to cost him million dollars a year

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Speaker 1: to maintain and couldn't afford it. So he spent twenty

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Speaker 1: Rick Ross the rapper then came and picked it up

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Speaker 1: a ten point nine oh. He then had eleven children

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Speaker 1: with six different whims.

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Speaker 4: See that doesn't help.

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Speaker 1: That's he's married three of them. Says they've taken half.

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Speaker 4: They've all got free barbecue sauce.

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Speaker 7: Tho.

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Speaker 1: I think of the barbecue sauce, thing of the grill,

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Speaker 1: think of the fire extinguisher. Their house is safe because

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Speaker 1: they've got the Evander, some real new Holyfield fire extinguisher.

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Speaker 5: It's such a sad story, and you can imagine all

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Speaker 5: the people around him going mate, You've got a great

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Speaker 5: idea for above.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I got the best. I do you gonna love

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Speaker 1: this hot on your hats? Though he says he still

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Speaker 5: How old is he now? Well he hired fifty one.

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Speaker 5: I remember he retired when he was fifty one. Come on,

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Speaker 5: you can't be fine.

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Speaker 1: He's doing an exhibition match for charity this weekend and

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Speaker 1: said this could be the start. I reckon, I'm back, guys,

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Speaker 1: the real deal, retire.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Africa. Guys.

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Speaker 1: Love it MA bit of Toto? Guys.

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Speaker 4: Do you know what?

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Speaker 5: I must admit that Safari we did was one of

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Speaker 5: It's one of the best things I've ever done on

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Speaker 5: a holiday. It was better than I thought, except for

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Speaker 5: the noise of your virtual reality cameras going off in

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Speaker 5: save the battery and then turn them back on. When

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Speaker 5: a friggin ralf rocked.

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Speaker 1: Up had ten cameras running at the time. What was

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Speaker 1: interesting too. Sure Sawny, who works in a digital department,

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Speaker 1: with my VR eggs and then it just had you

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Speaker 1: on your phone. You like I've seen an elephant that'll

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Speaker 1: do mane. But so as long as it's going.

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Speaker 5: For do you want to come and see some amazing

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Speaker 5: videos on my phone? It's right here in front of me.

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Speaker 1: Where's your video? I could take you back to Africa.

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Speaker 5: Want to put it together?

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Speaker 1: Well, the battery ran out on one of the cameras,

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Speaker 1: so you lose one, you lose the whole image. So

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Speaker 1: remember when the guide said to me, but if you

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Speaker 1: just just turn the sound off on those cameras, that'd

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Speaker 1: be great. The line's about to attack, very popular.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to mozm Beque.

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Speaker 5: A man over there has been arrested, Sarah.

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Speaker 4: He was found digging up his parents grave.

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Speaker 8: Did he miss them?

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Speaker 5: And he's auntie and uncle as well. Now the reason

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Speaker 5: why he did this, his excuse was a businessman made

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Speaker 5: him a bizarre offer. If you can get some bones

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Speaker 5: for me from people who died without getting sick, I

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Speaker 5: will give you a motorcycle and three hundred dollars cash.

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Speaker 8: Why not getting sick?

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Speaker 4: Witch doctor? They need the bones bone.

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Speaker 8: You know mines carried disease.

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Speaker 5: Well no, I think witch doctors.

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Speaker 1: I think if is about to speak on behalf of

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Speaker 1: witch doctors. Let's get to stay.

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Speaker 9: I don't know why I did a deep dive in

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Speaker 9: the detail and to get it.

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Speaker 1: You explain the mind of a witch doctor. I mean,

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Speaker 1: I think just healthy bones. As you throw a rooster's

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Speaker 1: beacon and the foot of a pig.

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Speaker 5: I am going to throw it out there to see

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Speaker 5: if anyone's been involved with a witch doctor before fourteen.

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Speaker 4: I'd love to hear your stories.

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Speaker 5: This is what I do want to talk about this though,

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Speaker 5: because it is a dilemma. And I mean, if you

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Speaker 5: cash and I made a bike and Yamazaki okay, all right,

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Speaker 5: or Yamaha whiskey to go and get your parents.

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Speaker 1: I reckon dad to be happy for me to sell

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Speaker 1: him completely. Barrel of Yamazaki involved would do?

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Speaker 4: I would okay? As a father.

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Speaker 5: If I was gone and Huey or Lenny wanted to

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Speaker 5: up and go for it and over my bones. I

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Speaker 5: don't need them anymore. Here's my bones for you to

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Speaker 5: go and break a couple of your bones.

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Speaker 9: Inherit it.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I mean you're saying that. Now, do you

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Speaker 1: give permission to the rest of the team here if

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Speaker 1: we decide you want to You're not family if we

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Speaker 1: want to do I don't know, buy something, if we

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Speaker 1: wanted to have a private dining room or something for

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Speaker 1: our Christmas party as a team and you've died, not

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Speaker 1: family at all. We can turn up with the grave.

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Speaker 9: What if WHI falls short on his renolds?

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Speaker 8: You know what difference is a couple of huns.

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Speaker 1: You want to finish my stairs off?

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Speaker 5: We need your sure you're not going anywhere near. You know,

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Speaker 5: I've always been honest about this, and I want to

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Speaker 5: talk about funerals and the way to go out. But

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Speaker 5: you know you're not touching anywhere. You're not going anywhere near.

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Speaker 1: Could you imagine? Says you dig Fitzy up the old man.

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Speaker 1: We rip his bones out of the ground. We go

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Speaker 1: to the witch doctor. He has a look at them

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Speaker 1: and goes, what the hell happened here? These knees of stuff,

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Speaker 1: these hips of stuff. I reckon, I can smell some

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Speaker 1: golden stuff coming. Yeah, he's half a bottle of Let's

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Speaker 1: talk about Gordon Ramsey, the fire Cracker. His daughter Tilly

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Speaker 1: has had an eighteenth birthday party. Happy birthday, Tilly, Tilly.

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Speaker 4: It's a great name, Tilly.

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Speaker 1: I like it, Matt Tilly. Oh yes, Matilda.

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Speaker 8: Nickname is Tilly.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I like the name Matilda. Do you

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Speaker 1: go with Tilly or Maddie? A couple of options there,

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Speaker 1: A couple of options go.

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Speaker 4: Well, that's like fen or you go with THEO or Ted?

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Speaker 1: Well, you can't choose one going into it. You kind

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Speaker 1: of make a decision as you before you do it,

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Speaker 1: have you because the family is chosen? Ted?

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Speaker 9: Or next time you're in Europe?

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Speaker 8: It's tale Tale.

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Speaker 1: Not afraid of fish and chips, my son, I'm not

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Speaker 1: afraid of it at all. Anyway. The birthday party absolute

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Speaker 4: What is it?

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Speaker 1: The Cuckoo Club? Big one, black tied James Bond theme

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Speaker 1: till he would have loved it?

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Speaker 5: James Bond from eighteen. If you're asking your mates to go.

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Speaker 10: Out when your guest list includes all the Beckhams.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, guess who turned up? For fifty pounds? Shearon ed, Shearon?

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Speaker 1: Their friends are five songs? Set how's that? Dad? Can

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Speaker 1: you do entertainment? Sure? Leave it with me.

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Speaker 5: Mate for fifty thousand pounds, that's pretty cheap, I agree,

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Speaker 5: but so you know, Whatsan doesn't even need the coin.

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Speaker 5: Don't even charge done a favor. It's mate tros.

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Speaker 9: If their mates shouldn't you do it for free?

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Speaker 1: And you'd be if I was to do that, like

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Speaker 1: Ed's done, you'd be doing something else, Like you'd say,

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Speaker 1: all right, Gordon, well I would like a calendar review

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Speaker 5: Everyone comes, Vladimir put your favorite Vladimir poot and.

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Speaker 1: Want you to do sneaking ups in the official Fighter

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Speaker 1: of all right, that's all I asked for and you

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Speaker 1: an absolute blast. A few celebrities are rolling through the

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Speaker 1: door there, which is great. Seth McFarland. Awesome. Uh, let's

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Speaker 1: and gentlemen, to the microphone for a couple of words,

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Speaker 1: father of the birthday girl, Gordon Ramsey. Listen, listen, listen, listen.

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Speaker 1: The guys of fire, don't you know what you're doing?

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Speaker 4: Ramsey? Gentlemen, gentlemen, gentlemen.

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Speaker 1: You're a meth gorn. Come on, mate, for personal any

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Speaker 5: I just want to go into food. Wish your speakers

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Speaker 11: You kidding me?

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Speaker 1: Tables are leaving you all say something funny, mate, tell

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Speaker 1: us a real story. You laughed at me earlier. Oh god,

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Speaker 1: I'm rude?

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Speaker 5: Are you you?

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Speaker 9: You?

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Speaker 5: You?

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Speaker 1: You shut out? You're a loser, mate.

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Speaker 5: Tell me you were there.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, I forgot to mention that's where I was.

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Speaker 1: It's a real feedback, just panicking. I was thinking about

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Speaker 1: my weekend I've just had, and then I've reflected very

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Speaker 1: I'm just snapping away, mate, I'm boyfriends of Instagram, husbands

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Speaker 4: Do you know what I keep? I mean, iPhones keep

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Speaker 4: coming out with these great technology. Now that the portrait, so.

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Speaker 9: You know, it makes you greatful.

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Speaker 5: And it blows out sort of everything around it. Sarah

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Speaker 5: every time to use portrait, and I go, I've got

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Speaker 4: Said, what did you do?

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Speaker 1: What portrait? Just remember for young.

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Speaker 4: Okay boys, can we go back down to that light's.

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Speaker 1: Gone for young families too much? It would be careful

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Speaker 12: So Well said Peter Lick, a photographer, and he has

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Speaker 12: a gallery in Hawaii.

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Speaker 5: Really he puts here we go. He puts it on

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Speaker 1: If you've got a Peter Lick at her photography? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: great idea you should what could you call it? A

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Speaker 1: He's not an Aussie? Yeah, has been looking for.

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Speaker 10: He has this one of an elephant pressing its head

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Speaker 1: Here's a question, is it a stage name? Peter Lick?

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Speaker 1: No photography status?

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Speaker 9: Your stage?

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Speaker 1: Because he might go with because it's like the lick

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Speaker 5: He's going to be so angry.

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Speaker 1: Now you'll be furious better than Peter Fleck. Tommy, that's

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Speaker 1: a good shot.

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Speaker 4: Don't go on that one.

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Speaker 5: It's a that's not going to work, tom tom against

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Speaker 9: Very expensive, extensive.

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Speaker 1: He does a few of it more Herbrits. Let's move

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Speaker 1: on because this one family has put out an ad

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Speaker 1: So this dad has said, stuff it. I'm so overdoing this.

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Speaker 1: I want to pay money, and I've got the cash

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Speaker 1: And the bloke stay doesn't have to be interrupted by

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Speaker 1: One you've got to share the photos if she hasn't

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Speaker 1: love that one. What about that one? I need to

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Speaker 1: put the right filter on it.

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Speaker 5: If Rosie's listening, Rosie, can you come in onto the show.

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Speaker 5: Rosie's ourselves social medium. She looks after us here. But

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Speaker 5: it's really nerve wracking when we get a celebrity and

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Speaker 5: you know, after we finish, we go get a photo with.

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Speaker 4: The celebrity getting the focus. Sometimes the camera doesn't go off.

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Speaker 5: Come around here. He wants the.

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Speaker 1: Pressure, like to get that photo at the end of

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Speaker 5: It is.

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Speaker 6: It's very high, especially when Fitz He's always looking at

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Speaker 6: you like, don't that's it up?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? But what happened the other day? Rosie went to

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Speaker 8: And take the shot and the camera I just didn't work.

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Speaker 5: You know that is a disasters freaking out?

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Speaker 4: Can you do?

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Speaker 5: You know how you do? Do you?

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Speaker 4: Guys?

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Speaker 5: Get the screen time sent to you every week? How

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Speaker 5: long you're looking at your screen? Rosie, what's yours?

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Speaker 1: It's over two hours?

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Speaker 5: Well, I know that's well, I'm free. You might have

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Speaker 5: close to five. Like it's so you're and this is

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Speaker 1: What Instagram filty to think works best with Muskin raising

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Speaker 9: Sydney cares and actually you share it.

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Speaker 1: That's not a filter.

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Speaker 4: What do you reckon? It depends the photo.

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Speaker 4: I can tell everyone sometimes and I know he doesn't

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Speaker 5: Can you tell everyone that he's not allowed You're not

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Speaker 5: allowed to take a photo when he's got an accessory

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Speaker 1: Yeplace.

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Speaker 5: I want to talk about a dumb criminal Bankstown. Last

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Speaker 5: night at one o'clock in the morning. Bankstown police were

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Speaker 5: In addition, the front headlight was missing. The driver reportedly

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Speaker 4: Excuse not bad.

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Speaker 5: Driving at one ten am in the morning, pulled him over.

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Speaker 5: He's been fine with two thousand dollars. The thing was though,

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Speaker 5: actually he's got a fake registration. But even the fake

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Speaker 1: Okay, okay, So if you're going to rip someone off

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Speaker 5: According to the police, the wheel was completely missing on

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Speaker 1: What time of the morning was was he doing it?

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Speaker 4: Ten past one in the morning.

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Speaker 5: It's really going with a tow truck with only with

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Speaker 4: Come on, mate, what are you doing?

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Speaker 1: What's really going on? People are strange, aren't they? I mean,

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Speaker 5: I mean they could have done him a favor. He

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Speaker 9: I used to work with someone who would sleep beside

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Speaker 10: I was just thinking we should get you on because

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Speaker 10: I feel like that would be But would you get.

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Speaker 9: Up though and race to see it?

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Speaker 1: Is it legal?

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Speaker 9: I don't think so.

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Speaker 6: Well, you can't anymore because it's it's now like a

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Speaker 1: Well, because the way.

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Speaker 5: Did you ever have a family member or who had

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Speaker 1: I had a rubber was my first car.

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Speaker 5: It was a god.

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Speaker 1: It was a range Ride, a Honda like.

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Speaker 4: Jag.

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Speaker 1: You are Rover Quintet. It was a Rover Quintete. It

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Speaker 1: was myi's car got passed down. It's like a Honda Civic. Anyway,

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Speaker 1: let's move on. It was a semi manual. It was

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Speaker 1: so you didn't have you didn't have the h greed

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Speaker 5: Wow, that would be worth a bit of money.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, collector's item. But I put a CBE radio in

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Speaker 5: Why would you put a five foot aeriol.

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Speaker 1: On the bonnet?

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Speaker 4: Talking to your truck and mates on the.

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Speaker 1: Road, chat and people a SideBander come here and say

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Speaker 1: that a lower sideband I get down here and have

447
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Speaker 1: a chat. Do you read me over.

448
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Speaker 5: What was your hand?

449
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Speaker 1: Don't we my handle?

450
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Speaker 4: Yeah?

451
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Speaker 1: I don't know what I was doing with one bat?

452
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Speaker 1: And do you read me over come in buddy? I

453
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Speaker 1: thought I was so clever. I then bought a thirty no,

454
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Speaker 1: thirty foot to ten meters aerial going on my house

455
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Speaker 1: boat right, so I could then take it out of

456
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Speaker 1: my car, take it upstairs. Do you read me sign band?

457
00:20:44,440 --> 00:20:47,040
Speaker 1: Or over coming from coming from home base? And I

458
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Speaker 1: would just chat to whoever was I remember saying to

459
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Speaker 1: my mate, you should get one. But just like mobile phones,

460
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Speaker 1: except we don't have to spend money when you make

461
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Speaker 1: a call.

462
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Speaker 5: That was like getting walking talk sorry dastmas, And you'd

463
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Speaker 5: say to just yeah, you go to couple canonals.

464
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Speaker 1: Down the road and back up them the other day.

465
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Speaker 1: We're doing a lot of walkie talkie gear.

466
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Speaker 4: Well, c B radios were good back in the day.

467
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Speaker 1: Thank you mate. We're au.

468
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Speaker 5: We had a family friend and we'd go to their

469
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Speaker 5: house and he was a truckie, so they mum and

470
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Speaker 5: dad would get on the canes and they'd all have

471
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Speaker 5: a party and the kids would just hang out in

472
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Speaker 5: the truck talking to truckies.

473
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Speaker 1: Maybe we should we should have the phone topic how

474
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Speaker 1: did you man up your girls car? I mean that's

475
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Speaker 1: what I was kind of going for here.

476
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Speaker 4: You've landed on it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, CEBE Radio and Arab we're all.

478
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Speaker 6: Going to get together and share how we manned it

479
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Speaker 6: up with your CBE radio?

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Speaker 1: Why not tell me? I should we just did you

481
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Speaker 1: drive a rob quick? Yeah? Anyone who still owns a

482
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Speaker 1: rever quint Technic in nineteen eighty four, according to my

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Speaker 1: You know, we don't talk about enough on the show.

494
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,520
Speaker 1: Eels just eel.

495
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Speaker 4: You know, I had an eel in my pool in

496
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Speaker 4: the backyard kid.

497
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Speaker 5: When I went back to play footy, I stayed with

498
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Speaker 5: two other footballers at a pool in the backyard and

499
00:22:41,560 --> 00:22:44,240
Speaker 5: there was a river around the house and someone had

500
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Speaker 5: caught an eel and put it into our pool, the

501
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Speaker 5: big eel. And this was the thing, like it was

502
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Speaker 5: a well you had a saltwater pool. Yeah, so it

503
00:22:51,200 --> 00:22:53,040
Speaker 5: was fine. It's stayed in there for a while.

504
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Speaker 4: We were going to get rid of it, and we thought, no,

505
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Speaker 4: that's our friend.

506
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Speaker 5: Now.

507
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Speaker 4: The pool was pretty dirty and we.

508
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Speaker 9: Kept the use what do you name it?

509
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Speaker 1: Eric? Eric? Very lazy. It was a swimmer, wasn't he feet?

510
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Speaker 9: What is?

511
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:08,560
Speaker 8: What are the ones with war?

512
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:12,160
Speaker 1: That is a Mexican walking fish, or you might also

513
00:23:12,240 --> 00:23:17,399
Speaker 1: call it a axe lottle. That's right at weird looking

514
00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:20,600
Speaker 1: thing looks a bit phallic, to be honest, says all

515
00:23:21,080 --> 00:23:24,000
Speaker 1: is do the a lot looks a lot like something

516
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Speaker 1: with feet. There's a weird looking thing. What's that doing

517
00:23:27,600 --> 00:23:30,240
Speaker 1: in my fish turk? It was a while not out

518
00:23:30,600 --> 00:23:31,440
Speaker 1: lorrain bobits are on?

519
00:23:32,680 --> 00:23:34,760
Speaker 5: What was that beer ad where the tongue gets up

520
00:23:34,760 --> 00:23:35,280
Speaker 5: at the party and.

521
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,800
Speaker 1: Under its own fly nicks off half way through the

522
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Speaker 1: night into your fish tank?

523
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Speaker 5: Weird mine seems to do that every now and then

524
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Speaker 5: as well.

525
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Speaker 1: Anyway, I mean the more Yel is a big one.

526
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Speaker 1: I mean that's the more ray yel. That's the one

527
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Speaker 1: that kind of sits within the reefs and will come

528
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Speaker 1: out and bite a scuba diver's hand. Not an ill expert,

529
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Speaker 1: No I'm not made. But I've got a piece of

530
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Speaker 1: information which was debated heavily before the show. So I

531
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:02,080
Speaker 1: wanted to take it off today or in Centennial Park

532
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Speaker 1: with the kids. And there's this train that runs out

533
00:24:04,960 --> 00:24:06,840
Speaker 1: and when it rains all the water flows through and

534
00:24:06,880 --> 00:24:09,200
Speaker 1: the eel sitting like a little eddy that you'll find

535
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Speaker 1: in the corners near the drain. And they sit there

536
00:24:12,240 --> 00:24:14,440
Speaker 1: and they make their way up and a bloke walk

537
00:24:14,560 --> 00:24:16,760
Speaker 1: passed and Ted said to him have you seen the eel?

538
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:20,280
Speaker 1: Just making conversation? There's an eel in here. The guy

539
00:24:20,320 --> 00:24:22,720
Speaker 1: turns around and he says, yeah, and you know what,

540
00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:26,639
Speaker 1: The eels here in Centennial Park in Sydney often swim

541
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Speaker 1: to Vanihatu and then come back again.

542
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Speaker 5: What for a holiday?

543
00:24:30,920 --> 00:24:31,880
Speaker 4: Said Vanata?

544
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Speaker 1: How is an eel getting from park Lands in central

545
00:24:36,280 --> 00:24:42,679
Speaker 1: Sydney what to Vanihatu on a boat in someone's suitcase?

546
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Speaker 8: Was this guy probably dressed?

547
00:24:44,680 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, he seemed like perfectly normal in the pavement. It

548
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:50,840
Speaker 1: was a normal ranger and he wasn't a ranger.

549
00:24:51,000 --> 00:24:54,760
Speaker 5: So he's saying that the that the orain goes out

550
00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 5: to the ocean, but then that would only go one way.

551
00:24:58,560 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 5: How does the eel get back his Centennial Park?

552
00:25:01,080 --> 00:25:06,040
Speaker 1: Depends on the title flow in the drainins changed. Yes,

553
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:11,600
Speaker 1: they can yep, most definitely, and then you'll know how

554
00:25:11,640 --> 00:25:15,440
Speaker 1: to get to Vanawatu like to sometimes he arrives. Does

555
00:25:15,440 --> 00:25:19,199
Speaker 1: he arrive in Fiji and took the wrong turn. Was

556
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Speaker 1: meant to take a left back there. I can't believe half.

557
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Speaker 5: I've never seen an eil sipping on a cocktaile at

558
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Speaker 5: Club med.

559
00:25:27,160 --> 00:25:29,480
Speaker 1: Great at volleyball. I don't know when you kicks off.

560
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Speaker 5: You think you know everything about eels, But we do

561
00:25:33,480 --> 00:25:35,560
Speaker 5: have to get the man that knows everything about animals,

562
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Speaker 5: our great mate, doctor Chris Browning.

563
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Speaker 1: The brown eel himself. Is this the most ridiculous thing

564
00:25:45,880 --> 00:25:48,960
Speaker 1: you've ever heard? Like, if I've been misled or can

565
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Speaker 1: an eel go from.

566
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Speaker 7: Centennial Park in Sydney, tou you need to find the

567
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Speaker 7: guy that costs you in Centennial Park and bow down

568
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Speaker 7: before him and apologize forever doubting his information.

569
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Speaker 3: No way, he is tapping into what I think is

570
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Speaker 3: the greatest animal adventure in Australia. The eels are actually

571
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Speaker 3: capable of something truly remarkable once once in their lives.

572
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:17,679
Speaker 3: Once in their life when they when they reach sort

573
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Speaker 3: of it's like four or five six years of age,

574
00:26:20,280 --> 00:26:24,320
Speaker 3: they're ready to go that they're sexually mature. It's like

575
00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:29,160
Speaker 3: they're hearing the beat of the DJ that they want

576
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:32,320
Speaker 3: to they want to get there. They've got the call

577
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Speaker 3: of the wild. They feel the earth. They and once

578
00:26:35,760 --> 00:26:39,080
Speaker 3: in their life, they leave the dam, they leave continual park,

579
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Speaker 3: they leave, they leave farm damps, they leave rivers, and

580
00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,960
Speaker 3: they make this journey to New Caledonia, to the waters

581
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Speaker 3: off New Caledonia to breed. They migrate their way down

582
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Speaker 3: down the drains out through Sydney Harbor and they swim

583
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Speaker 3: to thousands of kilometer if their body adapts to salt water. Yeah,

584
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Speaker 3: And they go out there and the females release all

585
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Speaker 3: the eggs the male to do what they need to do,

586
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:05,360
Speaker 3: and they breed, and and but but that that they

587
00:27:05,359 --> 00:27:07,160
Speaker 3: sign off there and then and they just die.

588
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Speaker 5: How do they know where to go?

589
00:27:08,720 --> 00:27:09,120
Speaker 1: Brownie?

590
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Speaker 4: How do they know where to go?

591
00:27:11,119 --> 00:27:15,359
Speaker 3: Well, I mean, how do we know where to go?

592
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 4: Because you've got a gold card of the bug?

593
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:17,879
Speaker 1: Is you?

594
00:27:17,920 --> 00:27:19,080
Speaker 5: Of course you know where to go?

595
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Speaker 1: Mate a little different. I would have thought we'd being

596
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Speaker 1: more intelligent species than the eel.

597
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Speaker 14: But eels are incredible.

598
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Speaker 3: They just they just know where to go. It's like

599
00:27:28,320 --> 00:27:31,200
Speaker 3: the you know that like birds when they migrate, whales

600
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 3: and they migrate, they just have a they just have

601
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:35,360
Speaker 3: this sense of direction and they wonder if like they're

602
00:27:35,720 --> 00:27:38,199
Speaker 3: in built sort of build iron particles in there in

603
00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:41,040
Speaker 3: their sort of in their brain somewhere which allow them

604
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Speaker 3: to sort of have an inbuilt compass. But we don't

605
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:45,720
Speaker 3: really know how animals migrate to how they really know

606
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Speaker 3: which direction to go. But they get it and they

607
00:27:47,680 --> 00:27:49,480
Speaker 3: nail it, and they or we're seeing they like and

608
00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:52,159
Speaker 3: they nail it. I mean there's probably a couple that's that.

609
00:27:51,720 --> 00:27:55,560
Speaker 4: You just get it wrong and end up in Japanese restaurant.

610
00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 3: You know, I thought the vibe would be better at.

611
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Speaker 1: The pieces A stinker brown is unbelievable. So are you

612
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Speaker 1: suggesting that you know, is there a great migration? So

613
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Speaker 1: is there you know, a generation that hit the age

614
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Speaker 1: of four and once a year they all take off

615
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:15,800
Speaker 1: together or is is the lonely year just going mate?

616
00:28:15,800 --> 00:28:17,960
Speaker 1: I reckon, I'm ready for New Caledonia about now and

617
00:28:18,040 --> 00:28:19,080
Speaker 1: takes off by himself.

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Speaker 3: So ironically, it's usually at the end of summer. So

619
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Speaker 3: once once it's about to March April, once it starts

620
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Speaker 3: to cool down and the rain come and that allows

621
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Speaker 3: them the extra water to sort of swim out through

622
00:28:29,600 --> 00:28:32,840
Speaker 3: the drains and through the rivers. And but at the

623
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Speaker 3: end it's once in their life, and if there's no

624
00:28:35,400 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 3: they don't all go once. It's just once they hit

625
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:38,960
Speaker 3: a certain age and they think, you know, I can't

626
00:28:38,960 --> 00:28:47,000
Speaker 3: handle another winter in Sydney's.

627
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Speaker 5: Schooling, brown Isn't it really?

628
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Speaker 4: Do they come back?

629
00:28:47,520 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 3: No? No, they usually they usually just die out there,

630
00:28:51,000 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 3: They sign off and just go. You know what this is?

631
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:55,840
Speaker 3: This is the party of the Lights, A white white

632
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:57,960
Speaker 3: bother going back. I mean, once you've seen New Caledonia,

633
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 3: do you want to come back to the senior party, Brownie?

634
00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,880
Speaker 4: And have we and his kids looking at you.

635
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:08,680
Speaker 1: Trying to drop a leaf onto your head? Hey, Brownie,

636
00:29:08,680 --> 00:29:12,400
Speaker 1: what about this? Has anyone tagged an ell? If we

637
00:29:12,560 --> 00:29:15,320
Speaker 1: chose a like Eric the Year, and we tagged one,

638
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:17,560
Speaker 1: wouldn't it be great just to watch it on an app?

639
00:29:18,040 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: Eric the app and we can see it making it.

640
00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 3: He's going to be all sort of dazzled up, which

641
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:30,840
Speaker 3: which may either enhands or handber is dating potential once

642
00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,400
Speaker 3: he gets out there. I don't think anyone's really done it.

643
00:29:34,040 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 3: I mean, I don't even know how they concluded this happened,

644
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:38,280
Speaker 3: but they sort of they've seen them out there and

645
00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:41,200
Speaker 3: realized where they come from. I've actually seen one go

646
00:29:41,680 --> 00:29:43,640
Speaker 3: from a river into the ocean before. I've got a

647
00:29:43,680 --> 00:29:48,680
Speaker 3: video somewhere over the first time they encounter salt water,

648
00:29:48,760 --> 00:29:51,160
Speaker 3: the ocean waves, and then and then just just hit it.

649
00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,080
Speaker 1: Do you know what when you came on the show

650
00:29:53,240 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 1: probably six months ago, could have been a year, and

651
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:57,760
Speaker 1: you told us you gave mouth to mouth to a fly.

652
00:29:58,400 --> 00:29:59,960
Speaker 1: And I believe that. That's what I thought. I believe

653
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,200
Speaker 1: and I think this guy says, so you're telling me

654
00:30:02,360 --> 00:30:02,640
Speaker 1: right now.

655
00:30:05,600 --> 00:30:07,560
Speaker 3: He still calls you know, that's light we are.

656
00:30:11,360 --> 00:30:14,200
Speaker 5: It's a unique gift when you can suck in the

657
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 5: whole country with everything that comes out of your mouth.

658
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:19,520
Speaker 1: That's how you got your new girlfriend.

659
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:27,560
Speaker 5: God love me, Brownie, thanks for coming on the show, buddy.

660
00:30:29,160 --> 00:30:30,600
Speaker 4: Christmas just around the corner. Guys.

661
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:34,000
Speaker 5: How many days Tommy find out? Cut down December twenty

662
00:30:34,160 --> 00:30:36,880
Speaker 5: five and kids, don't forget. You've got to start filling

663
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:40,120
Speaker 5: out your list because Father Christmas he needs your letters.

664
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Speaker 4: I think there's plenty of apps now and you can

665
00:30:42,200 --> 00:30:43,000
Speaker 4: go on to computers.

666
00:30:43,120 --> 00:30:47,680
Speaker 5: You can do it six days, thirty six days, that's right, wow,

667
00:30:48,960 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 5: So write your list.

668
00:30:50,280 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 4: This is the thing. It's with my two boys.

669
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,840
Speaker 5: It's interesting now because here he's ten so so se

670
00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 5: he sort of he's a bit old for toys now, yeah, right,

671
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,160
Speaker 5: but then you get in the expensive stuff.

672
00:31:01,240 --> 00:31:03,800
Speaker 4: Father Christmas has got to start walking out for skateboards.

673
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:05,080
Speaker 4: Can't you do iPads?

674
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:06,800
Speaker 1: You know this is the big.

675
00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:08,480
Speaker 8: Stuff now, skateboard expensive.

676
00:31:08,680 --> 00:31:11,680
Speaker 1: Well yeah, if you get a good get the right rooms, mate,

677
00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:12,600
Speaker 1: Santa Cruz.

678
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 5: And then you've got to get elbow pads and knee pads.

679
00:31:15,160 --> 00:31:16,920
Speaker 5: And you know now he wants Vans.

680
00:31:17,000 --> 00:31:19,959
Speaker 4: He wants a pair of Vans helmets. You know, it's

681
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:22,200
Speaker 4: a great story. He wants to meet and greet with

682
00:31:22,280 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 4: Tony Hawk.

683
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 1: And for educational toys like telescopes and things, the National

684
00:31:28,800 --> 00:31:31,560
Speaker 1: Geographic Shop is one I'd like to recommend for magnets

685
00:31:35,720 --> 00:31:39,120
Speaker 1: stuff there there is. My aim is not to have

686
00:31:39,320 --> 00:31:42,000
Speaker 1: my kids be the coolest kid in the playground. I

687
00:31:42,080 --> 00:31:45,640
Speaker 1: want I want my kids to explore the great things

688
00:31:45,680 --> 00:31:46,920
Speaker 1: this planet has to offer.

689
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:51,200
Speaker 6: You cannot influence my kid to be children what you

690
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:52,320
Speaker 6: inflicted on yourself.

691
00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 1: Mate. I want him to see telescopes. I want the stars,

692
00:31:55,360 --> 00:31:58,080
Speaker 1: I want the dinosaurs. If there's great legos.

693
00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,120
Speaker 5: There, I've already had I've already had a chat to

694
00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:03,400
Speaker 5: Ted and I said, if Dad if he suggests a

695
00:32:03,480 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 5: butterfly enclosure, come and see Uncle FITZI he's got a skateboard.

696
00:32:07,160 --> 00:32:08,480
Speaker 4: Oh gosh, that straight away.

697
00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:11,600
Speaker 5: Now this has gone viral. Ten year old girl. She's

698
00:32:11,600 --> 00:32:14,479
Speaker 5: written out at least to father Christmas, Sarah, Santa Claus.

699
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:19,120
Speaker 5: Ye okay, I'm going to go through it. iPhone eleven, AirPods,

700
00:32:19,240 --> 00:32:25,280
Speaker 5: new MacBook, Air, a real Bunny, a hydroflask, clothes, makeup, pink,

701
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 5: Puma trainers, Scuccy sliders, a Chanel purse, perfume, essential oil,

702
00:32:31,120 --> 00:32:35,480
Speaker 5: American Girl, doll car, new shoes, earrings, jewelry, check advans

703
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:40,560
Speaker 5: they're good, go pro pink, duct tape, food, coloring and laundry, detergent.

704
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 4: Clothes for the bunny and her last one and just

705
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:45,600
Speaker 4: four thousand dollars.

706
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:48,800
Speaker 1: I get it just in case I decide I want

707
00:32:48,880 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: something extra and I've forgotten of the money.

708
00:32:50,240 --> 00:32:52,040
Speaker 8: You've got to have money to go somewhere and all.

709
00:32:52,160 --> 00:32:55,040
Speaker 4: And you get up, Nicole and Marubre, what did your

710
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:58,360
Speaker 4: son requests for Christmas? Nicole, he's eight.

711
00:32:58,360 --> 00:33:01,320
Speaker 15: Years old and he wants a top and.

712
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:02,840
Speaker 11: Grand theft ordo.

713
00:33:05,240 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 1: He's doing well.

714
00:33:08,240 --> 00:33:10,680
Speaker 15: I said to him, no way, you're not getting it.

715
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 15: That's like eighteen year old GGS five what he is?

716
00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:19,240
Speaker 15: And he said, well, I'm just going to ask Santa.

717
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:19,600
Speaker 11: For it anyway.

718
00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 1: Yeah.

719
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:21,360
Speaker 4: Well see this is the thing.

720
00:33:22,120 --> 00:33:24,040
Speaker 5: Can I talk about Lenny at the moment as well,

721
00:33:24,120 --> 00:33:27,120
Speaker 5: because I'm trying to pull him in the line, and

722
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:30,040
Speaker 5: you know, I say, right down your whole list, But

723
00:33:30,160 --> 00:33:32,520
Speaker 5: you've got to realize that, you know, Santa can't get

724
00:33:32,560 --> 00:33:35,320
Speaker 5: you every no no, So I asked him last night.

725
00:33:35,440 --> 00:33:37,520
Speaker 5: It's pretty long, and there's a I don't know what's

726
00:33:37,640 --> 00:33:40,320
Speaker 5: there's a fair bit going on with this list. Okay,

727
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,040
Speaker 5: this is what Lenny wants for Christmas?

728
00:33:43,080 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 11: What do you want?

729
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:46,760
Speaker 1: Jordan's Okay, so you want?

730
00:33:47,160 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 5: You want Nike, Jordan's latch fox, a lunch fox, a robot? Okay,

731
00:33:54,680 --> 00:34:01,120
Speaker 5: text tick Scooder, skate part.

732
00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:02,760
Speaker 1: Ramp, I'm smart?

733
00:34:02,880 --> 00:34:04,920
Speaker 14: What gummy boiler.

734
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:10,600
Speaker 5: Melon, gummy watermelon, putty, sleeping bag, kind of sleeping bag,

735
00:34:11,080 --> 00:34:15,879
Speaker 5: shark on a shark sleeping bag? What about the big

736
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 5: one cat? I don't think Father Christmas can bring down

737
00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:22,040
Speaker 5: cats in the chimney.

738
00:34:22,520 --> 00:34:23,759
Speaker 4: You can't wrap uppa cat.

739
00:34:24,280 --> 00:34:30,520
Speaker 1: They like putting your bag bag like a kitten. Dad,

740
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:33,960
Speaker 1: Sure if we get a kitten.

741
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:39,000
Speaker 8: Protect my goodness, I'm Christmas.

742
00:34:40,200 --> 00:34:41,200
Speaker 1: Move past that kid.

743
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,319
Speaker 5: This is really cool. It's a tough one as well,

744
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:47,160
Speaker 5: because kids father Christmas can't carry Papa night.

745
00:34:47,560 --> 00:34:50,239
Speaker 9: Yeah, but you can, and they always around this time

746
00:34:50,280 --> 00:34:51,920
Speaker 9: of year. Have them at the vet for sale.

747
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:53,399
Speaker 1: Do your kids get in a bag?

748
00:34:53,600 --> 00:34:56,799
Speaker 4: I had to tell him cats getting out of the bag.

749
00:34:58,000 --> 00:35:01,040
Speaker 1: Does do your kids get presence from mum and dad

750
00:35:01,040 --> 00:35:04,680
Speaker 1: as well as the Yeah, okay, so my dad could

751
00:35:04,719 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 1: give them a cat. Are they listening right now?

752
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 5: We're just talking to memories of our cats over the years. Yeah,

753
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,919
Speaker 5: well Fluffy unfortunately shallow grave.

754
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:20,920
Speaker 4: So did you have a cat?

755
00:35:21,040 --> 00:35:21,680
Speaker 8: We had Herman.

756
00:35:21,840 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 10: He was ginger and he used to hide behind corners

757
00:35:25,080 --> 00:35:27,080
Speaker 10: and when you'd walk past as a kid, he'd jump out.

758
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:29,759
Speaker 9: Point.

759
00:35:29,800 --> 00:35:31,680
Speaker 10: We had this kid in the house who comes to visit,

760
00:35:31,760 --> 00:35:33,880
Speaker 10: and he came running down the hallway screaming, and he

761
00:35:34,000 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 10: turned around and Herman was hooked into his shoulders.

762
00:35:36,840 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 1: No, no, tell me. What was your pat's name? I

763
00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:44,279
Speaker 1: had which was short for black and White standard. I

764
00:35:44,440 --> 00:35:48,160
Speaker 1: had Kanga who bad sride got reversed over?

765
00:35:49,719 --> 00:35:50,239
Speaker 4: What a mess?

766
00:35:51,239 --> 00:35:57,840
Speaker 1: What an absolute man? Like the whole setup before we

767
00:35:57,960 --> 00:35:58,480
Speaker 1: hit Kanga.

768
00:35:58,800 --> 00:36:01,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, anyway, what are you kids?

769
00:36:02,280 --> 00:36:04,799
Speaker 5: By the way, I love that cane.

770
00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:13,920
Speaker 4: What's wearing the frontway? Do never reverse him?

771
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:15,120
Speaker 5: Now?

772
00:36:15,600 --> 00:36:22,040
Speaker 1: Anyway, let's get it done so true. Let's move on

773
00:36:22,160 --> 00:36:26,360
Speaker 1: from wearing hats backwards. A wife is told how she

774
00:36:26,520 --> 00:36:29,279
Speaker 1: discovered her man cheating. Just before I get to the

775
00:36:29,320 --> 00:36:34,120
Speaker 1: punchline of the story. Remember the show cheaters break into

776
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:36,960
Speaker 1: the motel door, into the room and the big guy

777
00:36:37,040 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 1: with his pants down, another woman and his wife. It's

778
00:36:40,560 --> 00:36:41,360
Speaker 1: not what it looks like.

779
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:45,200
Speaker 4: I'm surprised that the host of that show didn't get attacked.

780
00:36:45,520 --> 00:36:47,000
Speaker 1: I thought he would have got a fee on the chin,

781
00:36:47,440 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 1: and then I was going, what are you doing? Why

782
00:36:49,120 --> 00:36:50,279
Speaker 1: are you filming me? Yeah?

783
00:36:51,080 --> 00:36:52,800
Speaker 4: In the end, I think there was a few that

784
00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,160
Speaker 4: were actors and that they all set.

785
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:56,680
Speaker 5: Up in the inn. I think it was too obvious,

786
00:36:56,840 --> 00:36:59,840
Speaker 5: but there was a guy swinging from the ceiling for

787
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:01,040
Speaker 5: the original.

788
00:37:01,160 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 4: This is a rabbit, unbelievable, extraordinary stuff.

789
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,560
Speaker 1: Anyway, this wife was revealed how she discovered her husband

790
00:37:06,680 --> 00:37:11,360
Speaker 1: was cheating while nursing her dying mother, and then he

791
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 1: walked out a day after she died.

792
00:37:13,880 --> 00:37:18,920
Speaker 9: At least he waited, oh left before she died.

793
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 1: What a stinker of a bloke. You don't know to

794
00:37:22,440 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 1: consider that this was going on. No, the woman was

795
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:31,200
Speaker 1: struggling at the time of her mother's passing.

796
00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:33,360
Speaker 9: They may have not been in love, and they stayed

797
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,279
Speaker 9: together just for the month thirteen.

798
00:37:34,960 --> 00:37:38,160
Speaker 1: Twenty four ten. The worst time breakup. I'd love to know.

799
00:37:38,880 --> 00:37:39,120
Speaker 5: Nanny.

800
00:37:39,480 --> 00:37:42,719
Speaker 1: My nanny, Norm tells a story. There's a house next

801
00:37:42,760 --> 00:37:44,719
Speaker 1: to hers and there's been an old bat that's lived

802
00:37:44,760 --> 00:37:50,480
Speaker 1: there forever. Anyway, story goes, she had five kids, and

803
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:55,040
Speaker 1: this is probably back in the sixties, and on Christmas Day,

804
00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,799
Speaker 1: the old man stood up the table and said, I've

805
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,840
Speaker 1: met somebody else and walked out, left her there with

806
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:05,200
Speaker 1: five kids on Christmas Day. She never found anybody else.

807
00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:10,480
Speaker 4: That's sad. Merry Christmas and what the new partner was

808
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:12,080
Speaker 4: introduced with a bit of holly.

809
00:38:11,920 --> 00:38:16,240
Speaker 5: Hanging over her head, kiss her into the family. That's horrible.

810
00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:17,040
Speaker 4: Just the war.

811
00:38:17,680 --> 00:38:21,080
Speaker 1: You know, it's never a right time for a cheating

812
00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:25,279
Speaker 1: scandal or story. It's always a stinker. You're never going

813
00:38:25,320 --> 00:38:27,560
Speaker 1: to suggest, Oh, it seems fine because there wasn't much

814
00:38:27,600 --> 00:38:28,520
Speaker 1: going on in our lives.

815
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:29,879
Speaker 5: It wasn't a bad time to cheat.

816
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,880
Speaker 1: Oh. No, Christmas is forgivable. The se many great Christmas

817
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,480
Speaker 1: parties and you know, a party pass really isn't cheating.

818
00:38:35,520 --> 00:38:39,040
Speaker 1: But that's a different story altogether. But thirteen twenty fourteen,

819
00:38:39,840 --> 00:38:42,399
Speaker 1: if you've got a story of bad timing cheating which

820
00:38:42,560 --> 00:38:45,560
Speaker 1: really rubs salt into the wound, love to know worse

821
00:38:45,680 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 1: possible time. But if you're going to cheat, like if

822
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,040
Speaker 1: you're in a situation and this one like this where

823
00:38:50,080 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 1: the mum's dying, all right, and you're out and about

824
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:53,839
Speaker 1: and your booze at a club, you've had a few

825
00:38:53,840 --> 00:38:56,240
Speaker 1: tequila shots and god knows what's going on. You're flirting

826
00:38:56,239 --> 00:38:58,439
Speaker 1: because there's great music going on, you're on the dance floor,

827
00:38:58,719 --> 00:39:00,560
Speaker 1: you're about to kiss her. You're not going to go, Oh,

828
00:39:00,640 --> 00:39:04,520
Speaker 1: I can't because you're already thinking of your your ex's

829
00:39:04,640 --> 00:39:05,680
Speaker 1: mum that's nearly dead.

830
00:39:06,520 --> 00:39:09,719
Speaker 9: Oh why would you be out partying though?

831
00:39:09,800 --> 00:39:09,920
Speaker 15: Well?

832
00:39:10,000 --> 00:39:10,320
Speaker 5: Could you?

833
00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,359
Speaker 1: Yeah? That's right.

834
00:39:11,480 --> 00:39:13,160
Speaker 5: Wouldn't you be supporting your wife?

835
00:39:13,239 --> 00:39:14,160
Speaker 4: Another good question?

836
00:39:14,600 --> 00:39:16,040
Speaker 1: And how did he manage to cheat.

837
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:16,480
Speaker 4: While this was going?

838
00:39:16,520 --> 00:39:18,240
Speaker 8: How did you get away the time you really cheated?

839
00:39:18,960 --> 00:39:21,600
Speaker 1: That was three weeks ago. Yeah, I just kept it

840
00:39:21,640 --> 00:39:25,080
Speaker 1: really quiet. The footage hasn't been released yet, Sam, I'm

841
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 1: still paying.

842
00:39:26,280 --> 00:39:29,080
Speaker 4: When you walked Lisa to China Town that night after

843
00:39:29,160 --> 00:39:29,879
Speaker 4: the nov event.

844
00:39:30,040 --> 00:39:30,840
Speaker 5: And you're already in.

845
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:35,120
Speaker 1: A relationship, not in a relationship, did your did she

846
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,760
Speaker 1: know it a very gray area.

847
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:40,440
Speaker 5: She thought she was the only one that was sharing

848
00:39:40,520 --> 00:39:43,160
Speaker 5: pork dumblings with you, and unfortunately.

849
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 1: Kathleen, Hello, Hello, Kathleen?

850
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:50,560
Speaker 4: How are you?

851
00:39:51,600 --> 00:39:51,799
Speaker 1: Yeah?

852
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:54,080
Speaker 4: What's the worst possible time to be cheated on?

853
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:55,440
Speaker 11: During my.

854
00:39:57,719 --> 00:40:00,759
Speaker 9: Oh my goodness, I was dump during my agency too.

855
00:40:00,840 --> 00:40:01,319
Speaker 8: How rough?

856
00:40:01,440 --> 00:40:03,959
Speaker 9: Is it so hard to concentrate when you're broke?

857
00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,120
Speaker 16: I really fun it?

858
00:40:06,640 --> 00:40:11,759
Speaker 1: Did it affect your result? Do you think, Helena? If

859
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,000
Speaker 1: you're just corrected on the screen? Girls, that would be awesome.

860
00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:19,719
Speaker 4: The girls wrote Kathleen, I like, Catherine, let's go with it. Catherine.

861
00:40:19,760 --> 00:40:21,120
Speaker 4: Did it affect your exams?

862
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:23,200
Speaker 11: Yes?

863
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:24,640
Speaker 4: Me too?

864
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:25,440
Speaker 3: Me too.

865
00:40:25,520 --> 00:40:26,200
Speaker 4: It's a tough one.

866
00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:28,000
Speaker 5: They don't teach you about that at school. To that?

867
00:40:28,120 --> 00:40:30,960
Speaker 4: Where's the essay on that? Emily North ride? When did

868
00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:31,800
Speaker 4: your X leave you?

869
00:40:33,480 --> 00:40:35,839
Speaker 11: The day after our five year wedding anniversary?

870
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:39,640
Speaker 4: Wait for the five years?

871
00:40:40,800 --> 00:40:43,799
Speaker 11: I don't know, it just it came out of left

872
00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 11: field for me. It was I mean, we had some problems,

873
00:40:47,080 --> 00:40:50,719
Speaker 11: but I did not expect that. And then I discovered

874
00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:54,600
Speaker 11: that he'd been having an affair with someone in another state.

875
00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:56,960
Speaker 1: Oh no, was he traveling a lot for work? Was he?

876
00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:03,120
Speaker 11: Well, yeah, not really, but there was a lot of

877
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:06,880
Speaker 11: There was a lot of trips back home because that

878
00:41:07,080 --> 00:41:09,360
Speaker 11: was where we were from, sure, and so it was

879
00:41:09,520 --> 00:41:12,439
Speaker 11: under the guise of our visiting the family that really

880
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:14,680
Speaker 11: needed support his new family.

881
00:41:14,880 --> 00:41:15,759
Speaker 1: And is he still where there?

882
00:41:15,800 --> 00:41:17,719
Speaker 5: Am No?

883
00:41:18,000 --> 00:41:20,359
Speaker 11: That was a jumping out of the frying pan into

884
00:41:20,400 --> 00:41:21,399
Speaker 11: the fire kind of deal.

885
00:41:21,640 --> 00:41:24,799
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, So have you have you found someone since him?

886
00:41:24,800 --> 00:41:25,600
Speaker 5: Are you in love now?

887
00:41:27,640 --> 00:41:32,640
Speaker 11: Not yet but potentially potentially Christmas party?

888
00:41:32,800 --> 00:41:37,520
Speaker 1: M do it perfect time you drop into any Christmas

889
00:41:37,560 --> 00:41:40,400
Speaker 1: party that's happening across Sydney, and you might I.

890
00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 5: Like the movies as well? Can we give him a

891
00:41:42,239 --> 00:41:43,080
Speaker 5: double pass.

892
00:41:42,880 --> 00:41:43,640
Speaker 1: To the movies?

893
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:47,439
Speaker 4: It's a good opportunity.

894
00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:52,320
Speaker 5: In a relationship. Sorry, so about that talking about the

895
00:41:52,360 --> 00:41:54,680
Speaker 5: worst possible time for someone to break up with you?

896
00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,520
Speaker 4: Where bad?

897
00:41:56,640 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 5: Well?

898
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:58,080
Speaker 4: What's the story that you brought up?

899
00:41:58,120 --> 00:42:01,359
Speaker 1: That poor lady Mamas's cross a dog and he broke

900
00:42:01,440 --> 00:42:03,520
Speaker 1: up with her while she was dying of cancer and

901
00:42:03,640 --> 00:42:06,759
Speaker 1: then the day after she darted left home? See you mate,

902
00:42:06,760 --> 00:42:08,000
Speaker 1: it's not a good Thanks for your.

903
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:09,959
Speaker 4: Help, Lisa and Mossman. Tell us your story.

904
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:11,760
Speaker 17: Lace, Hi boys, Hi Sarah.

905
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:13,160
Speaker 4: What happened? Lice?

906
00:42:13,880 --> 00:42:20,520
Speaker 17: I My ex left me on Mother's Day, ten year

907
00:42:20,560 --> 00:42:24,040
Speaker 17: anniversary to the day thirteen, and I was eight months

908
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:28,759
Speaker 17: pregnant with my son, you know why, and my son was.

909
00:42:28,800 --> 00:42:32,879
Speaker 1: Overf Oh what a stinkhab Was it another woman?

910
00:42:33,040 --> 00:42:33,279
Speaker 4: Lace?

911
00:42:33,520 --> 00:42:33,719
Speaker 3: Yes?

912
00:42:34,000 --> 00:42:34,120
Speaker 5: Oh?

913
00:42:34,760 --> 00:42:35,440
Speaker 1: Did you know her?

914
00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 17: And now he's married to her and lives in another

915
00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:41,040
Speaker 17: state and got three other kids.

916
00:42:41,360 --> 00:42:42,600
Speaker 8: Does he see your child?

917
00:42:43,800 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 11: Sorry?

918
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:44,360
Speaker 1: What's that?

919
00:42:44,440 --> 00:42:45,719
Speaker 9: Does he see your child to child?

920
00:42:45,800 --> 00:42:46,320
Speaker 8: Your head together?

921
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:49,240
Speaker 17: Not very much. I've got a seventeen year old daughter

922
00:42:49,440 --> 00:42:53,600
Speaker 17: and a thirteen year old son, which is Max who yeah, right,

923
00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:58,200
Speaker 17: and he sees them very rarely when he comes to

924
00:42:58,239 --> 00:43:01,520
Speaker 17: Sydney for business only what that?

925
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,239
Speaker 1: What was the moment? How did he tell you?

926
00:43:06,160 --> 00:43:12,239
Speaker 17: He didn't He didn't tell me. I I remember I

927
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,440
Speaker 17: came from hospital and my daughter, who was six at

928
00:43:15,440 --> 00:43:18,520
Speaker 17: the time, was you know, we were looking after and

929
00:43:18,840 --> 00:43:20,360
Speaker 17: she was looking after me and we knew that he

930
00:43:20,480 --> 00:43:23,000
Speaker 17: was leaving, so you know, he packed up and everything.

931
00:43:23,480 --> 00:43:28,040
Speaker 17: And it was four weeks after when Matt, my son

932
00:43:28,200 --> 00:43:34,040
Speaker 17: was four weeks old, and I discovered phone bills. Okay,

933
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 17: I copied the phone bills and sent them and got

934
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:38,680
Speaker 17: all the family around and gave him copies of it,

935
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:43,400
Speaker 17: highlighted the number, and then said, just so you're all aware,

936
00:43:43,600 --> 00:43:45,799
Speaker 17: this is what's been happening for a little while. And yeah,

937
00:43:45,840 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 17: so they're at the same time, you know.

938
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:47,239
Speaker 5: What I mean?

939
00:43:47,800 --> 00:43:48,600
Speaker 17: So everyone knew.

940
00:43:49,120 --> 00:43:50,239
Speaker 1: And do you ever hear from him?

941
00:43:51,320 --> 00:43:53,320
Speaker 17: I don't speak. Yeah, I don't speak to her. And

942
00:43:53,400 --> 00:43:55,359
Speaker 17: I mean, if I have to for the children's sake,

943
00:43:55,480 --> 00:43:59,280
Speaker 17: of course I will, But I don't have a chat.

944
00:43:59,160 --> 00:44:00,800
Speaker 1: And say that, does someone do?

945
00:44:01,320 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 4: I think?

946
00:44:02,080 --> 00:44:04,759
Speaker 5: I think is the number one thing that we've established

947
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:08,080
Speaker 5: here is that we have a new contestant for married

948
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:08,680
Speaker 5: at first Sight.

949
00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:10,960
Speaker 4: He's that guy's.

950
00:44:10,719 --> 00:44:12,600
Speaker 1: Perfect, he's ready to that.

951
00:44:13,239 --> 00:44:19,759
Speaker 4: I forget what Lisa Lisa Stone, No, Lisa's normal. She's

952
00:44:19,800 --> 00:44:20,600
Speaker 4: a lovely lady.

953
00:44:20,680 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: Lisa can go to bachelorette.

954
00:44:22,680 --> 00:44:25,000
Speaker 5: Lovely ladies don't work on married at first Sight.

955
00:44:25,920 --> 00:44:28,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're on the bach bachelorette. We'll line up twenty

956
00:44:28,719 --> 00:44:30,399
Speaker 1: two blokes or so and you can have a crack.

957
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:31,239
Speaker 11: Yeah.

958
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:35,080
Speaker 1: Absolutely, love you, Lisa, chin up, what a lovely lady.

959
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:35,839
Speaker 4: Thanks for your call.

960
00:44:35,920 --> 00:44:38,880
Speaker 1: That was my Lisa. By the way, that was my

961
00:44:39,040 --> 00:44:43,080
Speaker 1: wife secrets revealed. Why do we laugh.

962
00:44:44,760 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 5: When we really shouldn't, like when Francis Bevan arrives. It's

963
00:44:50,160 --> 00:44:55,640
Speaker 5: an interesting study, and an assistant professor of psychology at

964
00:44:55,680 --> 00:44:58,080
Speaker 5: the University of Virginia has given us the reason why

965
00:44:58,160 --> 00:45:01,640
Speaker 5: we do it. It's less about the joker and more

966
00:45:01,680 --> 00:45:06,160
Speaker 5: about the sound. It's our automatic attempt to try and

967
00:45:06,280 --> 00:45:10,000
Speaker 5: diffuse a situation correct, no matter how inappropriate, laughter may

968
00:45:10,120 --> 00:45:12,879
Speaker 5: be in that moment. Laughter tells everyone not to take

969
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,000
Speaker 5: things seriously. It's telling the people around you how they

970
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:20,279
Speaker 5: should react to your awkwardness. So we're talking I want

971
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,400
Speaker 5: to hear from people thirteen twenty fourteen. When have you

972
00:45:22,480 --> 00:45:25,400
Speaker 5: had a laughing fit? We're talking funerals here. It's the

973
00:45:25,480 --> 00:45:28,399
Speaker 5: worst all We just spoke about breakups. Yep, some people

974
00:45:28,480 --> 00:45:31,400
Speaker 5: in that situation actually have you Got to remember Susie

975
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:35,520
Speaker 5: O'Neill went back and watched when she lost the gold

976
00:45:35,680 --> 00:45:38,880
Speaker 5: medal at the Sydney Very Powerful in her pet event,

977
00:45:39,040 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 5: and she's watched it for the first time in nineteen years.

978
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:44,120
Speaker 4: Have you seen this before?

979
00:45:44,600 --> 00:45:48,000
Speaker 1: No, I haven't, and I'm already having a physical reaction.

980
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:50,640
Speaker 1: I'm feeling emotional. It's not weird.

981
00:45:51,160 --> 00:46:02,920
Speaker 5: My default is I want to what fault does I

982
00:46:02,960 --> 00:46:03,919
Speaker 5: just want to cracking joke.

983
00:46:04,120 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 4: She just wants to crack a joke.

984
00:46:05,320 --> 00:46:07,960
Speaker 1: Ye'll get it. To get to escape, you do quite

985
00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:09,480
Speaker 1: often it's if you don't know how to handle a

986
00:46:09,520 --> 00:46:12,719
Speaker 1: situation like I find myself laughing if I'm taken back,

987
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 1: or I don't know how to react. Yeah, it's a

988
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:18,680
Speaker 1: nervousness solent. A laugh will come on to try and

989
00:46:18,760 --> 00:46:20,320
Speaker 1: break the awkwardness of that moment.

990
00:46:20,480 --> 00:46:22,080
Speaker 4: Inappropriate moments that you laughed.

991
00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,720
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty fourteen, I remember down at the Portlanngal Footy

992
00:46:24,760 --> 00:46:28,040
Speaker 5: Club and Danny O'Keeffe picked up Timmy Boston right and

993
00:46:28,840 --> 00:46:30,880
Speaker 5: everyone was laughing because he had a bit of a

994
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:33,120
Speaker 5: plumber's crack, right, and he's picked him up like a

995
00:46:33,200 --> 00:46:37,440
Speaker 5: wrestling move and he dropped him sair and everyone's.

996
00:46:37,040 --> 00:46:38,160
Speaker 4: Laughing their heads off.

997
00:46:38,239 --> 00:46:39,560
Speaker 5: Timmy gets up, he.

998
00:46:39,680 --> 00:46:40,880
Speaker 1: Dislocated his elbow.

999
00:46:41,320 --> 00:46:44,399
Speaker 5: His arm from his elbow was sticking out the other

1000
00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:47,759
Speaker 5: lay and he was in so much pain. And I've

1001
00:46:47,920 --> 00:46:52,400
Speaker 5: never seen a situation where everyone in the club was laughing.

1002
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,520
Speaker 5: The laughter got bigger and bigger as he was telling

1003
00:46:56,680 --> 00:46:58,400
Speaker 5: people to ring an ambulance.

1004
00:46:58,480 --> 00:47:00,719
Speaker 4: Yep, My arm is sticking out the wrong way.

1005
00:47:01,400 --> 00:47:03,960
Speaker 1: I remember we used to work with this really big

1006
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:05,879
Speaker 1: guy when I worked for this company that made nets

1007
00:47:05,920 --> 00:47:10,719
Speaker 1: and ropes, and his granny passed away. Awesome, Yeah, just

1008
00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:14,640
Speaker 1: a couple of truck his head. So we used to

1009
00:47:14,680 --> 00:47:18,240
Speaker 1: make tennis tennis curtains. You know that you drag across

1010
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:19,239
Speaker 1: the back of your tennis court.

1011
00:47:22,239 --> 00:47:23,800
Speaker 9: You're so much older than you.

1012
00:47:24,000 --> 00:47:24,239
Speaker 5: See.

1013
00:47:24,600 --> 00:47:27,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm wise, and so I would just I would

1014
00:47:27,800 --> 00:47:30,560
Speaker 1: just like sow the big net rope onto the net. Anyway,

1015
00:47:30,600 --> 00:47:32,319
Speaker 1: there was a big guy there and his grandmother died,

1016
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,400
Speaker 1: and he came in and spoke to us about how

1017
00:47:34,480 --> 00:47:35,480
Speaker 1: his grandmother.

1018
00:47:35,080 --> 00:47:36,920
Speaker 9: And you got the giggles.

1019
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:38,000
Speaker 4: Just couldn't stop laughing.

1020
00:47:38,560 --> 00:47:40,799
Speaker 1: I couldn't stop laughing because said there was a funny

1021
00:47:40,840 --> 00:47:43,000
Speaker 1: part to it at the moment was just wrong because

1022
00:47:43,040 --> 00:47:45,600
Speaker 1: he's decided he chose a funeral song for his grandmother,

1023
00:47:46,160 --> 00:47:47,400
Speaker 1: and it was p Diddy.

1024
00:47:48,680 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 5: Coming Home.

1025
00:47:49,640 --> 00:47:54,480
Speaker 1: The other one seems like yesterday used to write, Yeah, and.

1026
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:57,279
Speaker 5: That was that was a which is a great funeral song.

1027
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:00,960
Speaker 1: Who sang that? Originally? Sting a police song? It's a

1028
00:48:01,000 --> 00:48:05,080
Speaker 1: police song. Breath every breath you take, thank you so

1029
00:48:05,520 --> 00:48:08,320
Speaker 1: for every breath she doesn't. She doesn't take anymore, so

1030
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 1: but he tried. He chose this version of the song

1031
00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,680
Speaker 1: to play at the funeral, which I'm sure Grannie must

1032
00:48:14,760 --> 00:48:16,280
Speaker 1: have just loved. She was huge.

1033
00:48:16,680 --> 00:48:17,960
Speaker 4: He wouldn't be happy with that.

1034
00:48:18,160 --> 00:48:20,560
Speaker 1: He sat there in this office, this tiny little room,

1035
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:23,960
Speaker 1: you know, with a with a small table on myself

1036
00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:26,520
Speaker 1: and another guy just I just didn't know where to look.

1037
00:48:26,560 --> 00:48:29,239
Speaker 1: I didn't know how to stop laughing. Yeah, and it

1038
00:48:29,400 --> 00:48:30,400
Speaker 1: was the worst moment.

1039
00:48:30,560 --> 00:48:32,759
Speaker 5: Do you think that he would have walked away from

1040
00:48:32,800 --> 00:48:36,120
Speaker 5: the situation and started laughing that he'd met a guy

1041
00:48:36,160 --> 00:48:36,840
Speaker 5: who makes.

1042
00:48:36,680 --> 00:48:40,320
Speaker 1: Tennis curtains or he was doing curtains himself. He was

1043
00:48:40,360 --> 00:48:42,200
Speaker 1: pretty heavy on the curtain too, so.

1044
00:48:44,360 --> 00:48:47,759
Speaker 5: Were the only one Michelle? Michelle and Glenn Wood.

1045
00:48:47,800 --> 00:48:50,120
Speaker 4: When did you start? When did you laugh inappropriately?

1046
00:48:51,320 --> 00:48:51,480
Speaker 15: Well?

1047
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:53,720
Speaker 16: It was last week My daughter had some blood tests

1048
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:56,600
Speaker 16: and she passed out in the middle of it, and

1049
00:48:57,000 --> 00:48:59,200
Speaker 16: the nurse was trying to grab her and lay it down,

1050
00:48:59,360 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 16: and I could do was.

1051
00:49:00,680 --> 00:49:01,720
Speaker 11: Laugh and take photos.

1052
00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,200
Speaker 1: Awesome, you're the perfect bumbershell, I mean great for the

1053
00:49:05,280 --> 00:49:06,560
Speaker 1: twenty first it's going to be awesome.

1054
00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:11,880
Speaker 4: Look, she is Burdett from Liverpool.

1055
00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 1: When did you laugh?

1056
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:13,239
Speaker 5: When you shouldn't have.

1057
00:49:15,000 --> 00:49:18,360
Speaker 17: When I was in high school, we were all called

1058
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:22,799
Speaker 17: into our study classes and it was really read. When

1059
00:49:22,840 --> 00:49:25,520
Speaker 17: I walked here in, the teacher announced a really good

1060
00:49:25,560 --> 00:49:28,440
Speaker 17: friend of mine had actually died in her sleep from.

1061
00:49:28,280 --> 00:49:33,480
Speaker 16: The pleasure that morning. No, and my first reaction was

1062
00:49:34,680 --> 00:49:36,680
Speaker 16: before she even told her, so I'd actually walked in

1063
00:49:36,760 --> 00:49:37,840
Speaker 16: and I was like, oh, man.

1064
00:49:37,680 --> 00:49:38,239
Speaker 5: Who died?

1065
00:49:39,600 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 2: Told us?

1066
00:49:40,320 --> 00:49:44,040
Speaker 17: And our just laughed, And then I was completely silent for.

1067
00:49:44,040 --> 00:49:45,520
Speaker 16: The rest of the day because I felt like the

1068
00:49:45,680 --> 00:49:50,800
Speaker 16: biggest piece of creup. Wow, and my friend died.

1069
00:49:51,719 --> 00:49:54,600
Speaker 5: We're rathers around you laughing, Bernadette, because you're trying to

1070
00:49:55,000 --> 00:49:57,760
Speaker 5: you know, this is a classic case of diffusing the situation.

1071
00:49:58,000 --> 00:49:58,200
Speaker 1: Yep.

1072
00:49:59,080 --> 00:50:02,480
Speaker 4: But was anyone else laughing or were they disgusted with you, Bernadette?

1073
00:50:03,440 --> 00:50:06,680
Speaker 16: No, Well one is actually one of the guys who

1074
00:50:06,880 --> 00:50:09,600
Speaker 16: was also goo good friends. When they said does anyone

1075
00:50:09,680 --> 00:50:12,120
Speaker 16: have anything that they like to say about Tommy and

1076
00:50:12,640 --> 00:50:15,239
Speaker 16: that kind of thing, he just went all, she's still

1077
00:50:15,280 --> 00:50:18,400
Speaker 16: got my jumper, And then everyone kind of had a

1078
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,200
Speaker 16: bit of chuckle and he goes, that's all right, she

1079
00:50:20,320 --> 00:50:20,880
Speaker 16: can keep it.

1080
00:50:21,440 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 1: Okay, let's get a bit of gear away off the

1081
00:50:25,280 --> 00:50:26,719
Speaker 1: back of it. Don't save it for the fear, and

1082
00:50:26,800 --> 00:50:28,279
Speaker 1: we'll get it away on the spot, because you might

1083
00:50:28,320 --> 00:50:31,439
Speaker 1: lose or someone else will still to go to joke,

1084
00:50:31,600 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 1: isn't he still had me fifty even that jump of that,

1085
00:50:34,440 --> 00:50:35,680
Speaker 1: you know what I mean before.

1086
00:50:35,440 --> 00:50:38,560
Speaker 5: He went very funny antoine end from Concord. When did

1087
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:39,480
Speaker 5: you burst out laughing?

1088
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:40,359
Speaker 1: Oh?

1089
00:50:40,480 --> 00:50:42,120
Speaker 17: We were at my Arnie's funeral.

1090
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,319
Speaker 14: It was an elderly auntie and you know, I come

1091
00:50:44,360 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 14: from a big family, so there was a truckload of

1092
00:50:46,719 --> 00:50:51,240
Speaker 14: elderly aunties there and all of a sudden, dead silent

1093
00:50:51,320 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 14: another Arnie goes to just slide off the chair and

1094
00:50:54,120 --> 00:50:55,720
Speaker 14: just let one rip.

1095
00:50:57,960 --> 00:50:59,440
Speaker 1: Vibrated off the chair, didn't.

1096
00:50:59,719 --> 00:51:04,879
Speaker 14: Yeah, in the church, the whole aisle just cracked up

1097
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:07,560
Speaker 14: because there's like it was so loud.

1098
00:51:07,719 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 1: So loud, Okay, almost like she was didn't know when

1099
00:51:11,680 --> 00:51:14,560
Speaker 1: to get rid of it. And I'm calling I'm calling it.

1100
00:51:14,760 --> 00:51:16,879
Speaker 4: It's the best opportunity to drop one.

1101
00:51:17,040 --> 00:51:19,520
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, if you're ever going to how to

1102
00:51:19,560 --> 00:51:22,759
Speaker 5: break the mind in a situation, just to stop the

1103
00:51:22,880 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 5: tears and thanks for your call.

1104
00:51:25,160 --> 00:51:27,359
Speaker 2: Okay, you heard our two big listener stories today. When

1105
00:51:27,600 --> 00:51:29,800
Speaker 2: was the worst time to find out your partner was cheating,

1106
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:32,279
Speaker 2: or when they just flat out left you And when

1107
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:35,400
Speaker 2: did you burst out laughing inappropriately. If you've got a

1108
00:51:35,480 --> 00:51:37,320
Speaker 2: story we want to hear from you, we'll get you

1109
00:51:37,400 --> 00:51:40,200
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1110
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