WEBVTT - Tim Ruined An Engagement!

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<v Speaker 1>Ricky Lee and Tim on Nova.

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<v Speaker 2>They're saying a shower or two today. 24-hour top in

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<v Speaker 2>the city, 26 in the west. I'm not buying it, though.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks nice out there behind your little bonce. It's

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<v Speaker 2>16 degrees now.

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<v Speaker 3>My tiny little pinhead behind there. It's a tiny, tiny

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<v Speaker 3>little head. It is. It's why I don't have much hair.

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<v Speaker 3>because there's not a lot of real estate.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's the reason.

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<v Speaker 3>What's the excuse for your eyelashes, Colter?

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<v Speaker 2>We have a $ 300 Eat Club voucher. We want you

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<v Speaker 2>on the phone. Be with us this morning. Come on,

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<v Speaker 2>tell us about your unromantic proposals.

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<v Speaker 3>Surely there's some out there. My ex-husband proposed to me

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<v Speaker 3>in front of... His whole family at, like, a shit lunch.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, no.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't want to do it in public. That's my, like,

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<v Speaker 1>you know me.

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<v Speaker 3>That's my worst nightmare. Don't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the problem was he didn't know you.

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<v Speaker 4>He really didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>That was a big, big, big issue. In front of

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<v Speaker 1>other people.

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<v Speaker 3>In front of other people.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just not really my jam, you know?

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<v Speaker 3>Because then you feel the pressure.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, if it's anyone's jam.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, you feel like, oh, you don't want to, like, say, yeah, no.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you want to say yes? But you said no.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>Not really.

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<v Speaker 1>I had been on that holiday we were having.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd kind of been toying with like, oh, gosh, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to have to break up with this guy.

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<v Speaker 1>And then he pops the question. Hey.

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<v Speaker 3>Apparently he wanted to propose to me when we were

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<v Speaker 3>doing some hot walk and I was really bitching and

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<v Speaker 3>moaning about it.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, yes, because have you met me?

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<v Speaker 5>I hate walking.

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<v Speaker 2>I hate being hot.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's when you want to do it?

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>A $ 300 e-club voucher up to 50% off at restaurants

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<v Speaker 2>and bars now earn on everyday spending. Download e-club and

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<v Speaker 2>call us and tell us about your romantic, unromantic, sorry,

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<v Speaker 2>unromantic proposal.

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<v Speaker 3>Unromantic proposal. Because sometimes it's just about, like, let's get

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<v Speaker 3>this done kind of thing. This British comedian, Bob Mortimer,

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<v Speaker 3>he proposed to his wife. while cleaning the sink. His

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<v Speaker 3>now wife, while cleaning the sink. He was about to

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<v Speaker 3>have major heart surgery and he was a little bit

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<v Speaker 3>worried that he wasn't going to survive the surgery. And

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<v Speaker 3>so they'd been together for 20 years. They had kids,

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<v Speaker 3>but they never got married. So while he was bleaching

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<v Speaker 3>the sink, like.

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<v Speaker 1>Did that go to your head, bro?

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<v Speaker 3>While he was bleaching the sink, he said, if I die, pet,

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<v Speaker 3>you're going to get nothing. So shall we get married? Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's great.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's kind of nice.

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<v Speaker 5>I know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's unromantic.

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<v Speaker 3>He was bleaching the sink, but it was practical.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And it was great. So they had a little last

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<v Speaker 3>minute wedding. He had to get a doctor's certificate from

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<v Speaker 3>his surgeon because you're supposed to have like 21 days

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<v Speaker 3>before you get married or something. You apply for the

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<v Speaker 3>license or something. But he had to get a little

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<v Speaker 3>doctor's note. And they had the wedding the next day.

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<v Speaker 3>And yeah, then he went into surgery and there you go.

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<v Speaker 1>Unromantic, but. I kind of love it. But also the

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<v Speaker 1>most romantic.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Did I tell you I mucked up a proposal once?

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<v Speaker 3>What?

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<v Speaker 1>I mucked up a couple's proposal in Perth on New

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<v Speaker 1>Year's Eve.

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<v Speaker 5>What?

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<v Speaker 1>So I said, I don't think this restaurant's still on

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<v Speaker 1>the countdown. I'm like, you know what I'm like. I'm like, well,

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<v Speaker 1>this sucks. Can't help yourself.

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<v Speaker 2>So this was before really we all had iPhones with

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<v Speaker 2>the right time on it.

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<v Speaker 1>This was when I just had me watch.

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<v Speaker 2>So I did a big 10, 9, 8.

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<v Speaker 1>And the guy gets down and one knee proposes at

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<v Speaker 1>the table next to us. And I was two minutes early.

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<v Speaker 3>And that's classic Tim too, being early.

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<v Speaker 2>I was two minutes early for that one.

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<v Speaker 1>And I did apologise. And I bought them a bottle

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<v Speaker 1>of champagne and apologised. And then I'm like, all right, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>you're carrying on a bit about this.

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<v Speaker 3>You ruined it.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, they got married in a different– she got proposed

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<v Speaker 1>to in a different year. Okay. Yeah, than the one

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<v Speaker 1>he was intending. That's all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't get married in a public– don't propose in a

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<v Speaker 2>public restaurant around me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, don't do it. At midnight as well, by the way.

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<v Speaker 1>You should have known. It's actually not your fault. It's

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<v Speaker 1>not my fault. It's actually their fault. You're absolutely right.

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<v Speaker 1>You should have known better. Maddie's in Penrith morning. Unromantic proposals.

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<v Speaker 1>Hit us.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello.

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<v Speaker 5>At my cousin's wedding, one of his groomsmen was super

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<v Speaker 5>drunk and just said to his girlfriend halfway through a speech, hey,

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<v Speaker 5>do you want.

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<v Speaker 4>To get married?

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<v Speaker 5>And no one even realised that he was serious and

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<v Speaker 5>he was absolutely serious.

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<v Speaker 4>And she said no.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, good on her.

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<v Speaker 1>Good on her.

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<v Speaker 3>Good on her. No.

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<v Speaker 5>So he wrecked the wedding, embarrassed his missus and they

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<v Speaker 5>broke up and it was very unromantic because he just goes,

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<v Speaker 5>do you want to get married?

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<v Speaker 1>I kind of love her.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm obsessed with her, Maddie. Yep. No. Oh, I wish

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<v Speaker 3>I did that.

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<v Speaker 1>Just say no. We saved a.

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<v Speaker 5>Whole lot of.

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<v Speaker 1>Just say no.

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<v Speaker 2>Just say no.

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle is in Glenwood. Good morning, Michelle.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi, guys.

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<v Speaker 4>How are you going?

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<v Speaker 1>Very good. We're talking unromantic proposals.

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<v Speaker 4>So my then-boyfriend did all the right things. He went

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<v Speaker 4>and asked my dad. Dad said yes, and then my

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<v Speaker 4>husband left, and then my boyfriend left, and my dad

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<v Speaker 4>rings and goes, oh, congratulations, Gary just came and asked

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<v Speaker 4>me to marry you. And I was like, no! Tell me, Dad.

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<v Speaker 4>And I was like, oh, do I tell him? Do

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<v Speaker 4>I tell him? And we got home, and I said, look,

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<v Speaker 4>Dad told me you came to see him today. And

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<v Speaker 4>he goes, oh. And then he goes upstairs, and he

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<v Speaker 4>gets to the top of the stairs, and he throws

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<v Speaker 4>the ring down and says, here, you might as well.

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<v Speaker 1>Have this then. That's awesome. Oh, Dad.

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<v Speaker 3>That's awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a nice thing to do, though, to ask permission.

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<v Speaker 2>It is.

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<v Speaker 5>I did that.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That's nice. On a tram.

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<v Speaker 3>You asked permission on a tram?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we were living in Melbourne at the time.

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<v Speaker 3>That's cute.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a little day trip.

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<v Speaker 3>Rich didn't ask my dad.

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<v Speaker 1>That also checks out a bit. He's like, you don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>No.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you don't own her.

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<v Speaker 2>Lily is in barrel this morning, beautiful barrel. Tell us

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<v Speaker 2>about the unromantic proposal, Lily.

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<v Speaker 5>So my partner and I have been together 14 years

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<v Speaker 5>and we had a house, we have a kid, we've

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<v Speaker 5>got a dog and I put the marriage documents in

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<v Speaker 5>front of him, told him to sign and we've called

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<v Speaker 5>it done.

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<v Speaker 3>Amazing.

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<v Speaker 4>Only on Nova.