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Speaker 1: All right, Jake, tell me how you would feel in

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Speaker 1: the scenario. All morning, You've been on Marketplace looking for

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Speaker 1: a brand new couch. You've been messaging the guy, going

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Speaker 1: thirteen hundred dollars. Fuck I'm rich. Okay, yeah, and you

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Speaker 1: have to go to there at twelve o'clock and pay

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Speaker 1: cash obviously, right right, it's twelve oh one. You're fifteen

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Speaker 1: minutes away, and you're like, fuck, I forgot to get

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Speaker 1: and your bank's like insufficient funds. You go look at

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Speaker 1: your bank account, You're like, I have the money there,

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Speaker 1: and the little do you know that the ATM only

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Speaker 1: allows one thousand dollars at a time to take out,

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Speaker 1: and then you reach your max capacity on your card

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Speaker 1: and then you have to go and transfer to another

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Speaker 1: really know the pin to the code, and you're just like, man,

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Speaker 1: what am I meant? To do with it. You're like,

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Speaker 1: is this is this couch worth it? How do you feel?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: A cashless society is so annoying, honestly, Like I love cash,

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Speaker 1: but these ATMs, man, they take it out of me,

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Speaker 1: give me my money. Apparently a good business is owning

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Speaker 1: some ATMs. I bet you go to some suss ATM.

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Speaker 1: It's like three dollars to take your money out. And

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Speaker 1: then also it's just like so confusing. I'm like, it's

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Speaker 1: I don't even know.

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Speaker 2: I Apparently a great business is owning ATMs in RSL

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Speaker 2: clubs I bet, and bowling clubs in Australia. In Australia

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Speaker 2: it has a lot of poker machine slot machines because

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Speaker 2: we're allowed to have them here. And apparently a're owning

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Speaker 2: it in the Pokey's America have Las Vegas.

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Speaker 1: We have RSL clubs, yeah we do, and we have casinos.

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Speaker 1: Business idea we should get into that. Imagine like someone says,

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Speaker 1: how do you make all your money? Like you've been

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Speaker 1: a good way to say it would be all right.

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Speaker 1: So he goes, so say you're rich, right, you're driving

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Speaker 2: And then and then we look at him like glasses

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Speaker 2: down and go you ever played the Pokeys?

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Speaker 1: And he goes, yeah, you've paid me. And he's gonna

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Speaker 1: Pull you pull your glasses down and you're like you

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Speaker 1: He's like that's me. You paid me. You paid me

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Speaker 1: because all these things you see And it's like, wait,

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Speaker 1: money doing? You didn't ask? Yeah, like what anyways? Guys?

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Speaker 1: First up on the menu today, for stimulated is a

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Speaker 1: cheeky little TikTok car TikTok question.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we like these lately, we love them, okay. And

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Speaker 2: the question was, what's the biggest misconception you thought about sex?

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Speaker 2: Because you never had the birds and the bees chat? Yes, okay,

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Speaker 1: Some good ones. Honestly, your mind starts to wonder before

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Speaker 1: it works and you know what to expect, you're stressed.

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Speaker 1: Did you think anything that wasn't legit when you got

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Speaker 3: I was.

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Speaker 2: Nah, nah, no, I know when we both agree away

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Speaker 2: And do you want to know what I found out

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Speaker 2: very late was that a girl's p hole is different.

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Speaker 1: To her vagina. You've found that out late? Found that

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Speaker 1: I remember. My biggest misconception was that, like I was

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Speaker 1: That scares guys. Not possible.

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Speaker 3: And after having sex once you can you realize it

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Speaker 2: Course, but no, yeah, because you can't miss if it's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, one was bad. The one was bad.

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Speaker 2: So what's the biggest misconception you thought about sex? Because

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Speaker 1: more than fifteen minutes is long. More than fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, unless it's like some sexual unless you're fit, yeah,

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Speaker 1: going to town. You're like, I need some water. It's

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Speaker 1: What am I trying to think? Like a good amount

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Speaker 1: of time? Prime time, prime amount of time for coitus, coitas.

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Speaker 1: I like that word. Coitus is a great word, thanks Sheldon.

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Speaker 2: So prime time, prime amount of time for coitus for

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Speaker 1: I'll go ten. I think it needs to be done.

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Speaker 1: I think I'm longer or you like it? You like you,

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Speaker 1: Yeah, like slowly. So I guess if you're taking that account,

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Speaker 1: I reckon actual insertion primetime for you? Yeah, five to

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Speaker 1: seven Yeah, five to seven minutes, fucking sweets primetime of coitus.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, seven minima, and it's like and it's going to

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Speaker 2: Okay, what's the biggest misconception you thought about sex? I

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Speaker 1: That would be loky cool. Imagine, know, you having sex

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Speaker 2: God, have I ever told you how I used to

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Speaker 2: think babies were made? No, before I knew what sex was,

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Speaker 2: the pastor says, you may kiss the bride, the man

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Speaker 1: Pasta is what it is? Past I feel like it's pastra,

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Speaker 2: Pasture is like a field for cows to eat on,

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Speaker 1: The pasta isn't right. Yeah it is, No, that's not

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Speaker 1: it is. I don't think that's right. You're not talking

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Speaker 1: about the guy. Yeah, that's uh. The official Joey Tubiani

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Speaker 2: Efficient, Yes, okay, he says you may kiss the bride,

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Speaker 2: or she says you may kiss the bride, and the

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Speaker 2: down into the belly and creates a baby. That's what

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Speaker 2: I used to think to be fair, that's quite romantic.

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Speaker 2: It's kind of and a good time to do it

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Speaker 1: Making babies. So every time, like your parents kissed, were

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Speaker 1: pastor what do you take the he had the magic,

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Speaker 1: he has the power, or she has the magic? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the power. What's the biggest misconception you thought about sex?

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Speaker 1: That there's no movement? You just leave it in there

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Speaker 1: be relaxing, it would go flascid, it would have you

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Speaker 2: I watched Jury Duty, this show when they fake one

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Speaker 2: But one of the guys is religious, a certain type

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Speaker 1: Where the movement, I forget what it's cold. Imagine, Imagine

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Speaker 1: it has a it has like a wild name. Imagine

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Speaker 1: you come to me and you're like, I really like

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Speaker 1: this girl, but like obviously I'm religious. Like we can't

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Speaker 1: give you a little blind folg. Can you just jump

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Speaker 1: on my bed? Fork you may as well do it

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Speaker 1: on a trampoline, then why not better? But so that's

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Speaker 1: koalam attress each and there's no bounce. There's no bounce. No,

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Speaker 1: is it. No, it's good for us, But when the

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Speaker 2: Okay, what's the biggest misconception you thought about sex? Because

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Speaker 2: you never had the birds and the bees that you

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Speaker 2: can lie there at the end like they do in

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Speaker 2: the movies and not need to shuffle off and clean up.

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Speaker 1: Boy, oh, facts, that is so true. I think I

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Speaker 2: One thing about TV shows, right, is when two people

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Speaker 2: have having this heated moment okay, and then they're about

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Speaker 2: One of them's wearing a suit, one of them's wearing

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Speaker 1: A fine, Let's go to valley. Let's go all right, Jake,

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Speaker 1: little bit long so she can twirl it. Do a

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Speaker 1: little bit of this and that I get like slight

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Speaker 1: curls that Beth likes, Yeah, and I love them. You

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Speaker 1: just need a little bit of length like ten centimes. Oh,

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Speaker 1: you don't need much.

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Speaker 2: No, it only has to be it even just has

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Speaker 2: to be like as long as their their knuckle. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: just so they can slightly run it through.

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Speaker 1: Just not skin faded.

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Speaker 2: And so it's just like, Yeah, it feels like a

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Speaker 2: sandpaper and no one wants to touch that like a

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Speaker 2: cat's tongue.

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Speaker 1: How do you know what a cat's tongue feels? Have

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Speaker 1: you been licked by cat? No? I don't like cats.

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Speaker 1: Throw I feel like sandpaper. Legitimately feels like samdpaper. I

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Speaker 1: feel like if a cat licked a piece of wood,

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Speaker 1: it would get the burrs off it. Yeah, you could

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Speaker 1: sharpen a pencil on a cat's tongue. I'm telling you,

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Speaker 1: it's so weird. Another reason I don't want to cat.

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Speaker 1: It is honest, it's the weirdest barbs on it. It's

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Speaker 1: the weirdest thing. It's not nice at all. Bro allright,

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Speaker 1: things girls do that make our hearts melt. This is

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Speaker 1: when you've got a girlfriend, when you're sitting on the couch,

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Speaker 1: minding your own business, and then just out of nowhere,

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Speaker 1: she like grabbed, like fully grabs your face and then

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Speaker 1: just kisses. Yeah. Well it's got to be consenting a day,

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Speaker 1: you know. I understand over emphasis of like I do

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Speaker 1: like that. I do like Star Wars can wait. I

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Speaker 1: had a thought the other day that it's so weird.

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Speaker 1: I can so.

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Speaker 2: When Beth and I first met, it was I gave

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Speaker 2: a hug hello, you know, but you know we didn't

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Speaker 2: we didn't hold hands. Obviously, I couldn't just hug her

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Speaker 2: whenever I wanted. I couldn't just go up and kiss

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Speaker 2: her because that's weird and it is weird.

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Speaker 1: I don't know this person, she doesn't know me. We're

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Speaker 1: getting to know each other, and then I first case

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Speaker 1: at the end of the day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but now, isn't it kind of crazy that you

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Speaker 2: can just straight up just go in and give me

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Speaker 2: a kiss?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, Like, it's just so funny that you go

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Speaker 1: from literally not knowing a person at all, strangers with

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Speaker 1: the utmost stand offish respect to just I feel like

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Speaker 1: it is. But even just four days later, let's say

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Speaker 1: the first date went amazing and they can just kiss it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: the second date.

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Speaker 2: If you kissed at the end of the first day,

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Speaker 2: the second date is most like you're going to start

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Speaker 2: with a kiss.

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Speaker 1: Hello.

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Speaker 3: But this only works when you make her feel safe,

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Speaker 3: fair around, full full circle, full circle. Things girls do

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Speaker 3: that make our hearts race. This for me, at least,

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Speaker 3: when your girlfriend tells you that she thinks you'll be

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Speaker 3: a great.

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Speaker 1: Dad, Oh, I would say that's melt, not races, mate,

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Speaker 1: I mean heart's melt. Sorry, that is heart's melt. As

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Speaker 1: soon as she says anything about you being a father

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Speaker 1: to her children, you're like, damn, I love you. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of nice to hear. Yeah, even if you're

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Speaker 1: kind of like you an, it's nice to hear. This

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Speaker 1: one is very personalized to me, but I think you

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Speaker 1: might get it. Things girls do that make our hearts melt?

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Speaker 1: You're a fancy restaurant, clearly struggling to pronounce the meal

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Speaker 1: because it's in some weird writing, and then she just goes,

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Speaker 1: we would like to order and pronounce it for you,

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Speaker 1: and you'll like it. I love that. I love that.

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Speaker 1: Imagine that happened as Jake just stands up. I love it.

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Speaker 1: I love it. That's good. Okay, it's my last one.

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Speaker 2: Things guys do that make our hearts melt? After a

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Speaker 2: small argument, or as I like to call it, a

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Speaker 2: lover's tiff, they say, I hate it when you're mad

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Speaker 2: at me. It makes me so sad.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that doesn't make you mad, because I'm sorry. I

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Speaker 1: hate fighting with you and also hate fighting with you. Yea,

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Speaker 1: why are we fighting? Why did we even do that?

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Speaker 1: Cuddle and makeup? Don't you think it's so weird when

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Speaker 1: you have a fight with your girlfriend. When you make up,

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Speaker 1: you think what was that for, the heat of the

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Speaker 1: moment takes over. Yeah, I think I got really good

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Speaker 1: at like taking a step away and being like, do

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Speaker 1: we really want to argue about this, and and then

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Speaker 1: she's also like, no, we don't really so weird. I

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Speaker 1: got one left. Do you want wholesome or sexual? Both?

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Speaker 3: No? No, no, you get to pick one sexual? Bro, you

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Speaker 3: want sex obviously? Things girls do obviously?

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Speaker 1: Is it obvious? I don't know things girls do that

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Speaker 1: make our hearts melt. When she's on top, stops, takes

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Speaker 1: her hair tie off her hand and then just goes,

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Speaker 1: that's sexy. Yeah, that's up there with like the sexiest

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Speaker 1: thing Okay I can do in my book tear list,

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Speaker 1: that's like number one, number two, and it's you're not

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Speaker 1: having sex yet, like this just this is your makeouts.

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Speaker 1: You can be and she can you know what's about

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Speaker 1: to happen, and she can just if she like takes

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Speaker 1: control for a second, just stops and does that, and

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Speaker 1: you're all like, whoa, yeah, I'm melting. I'm melting everywhere, hot, downstairs, upstairs,

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Speaker 1: brain everything. Yeah. Brain, Brain's a good one. I'm melting

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Speaker 1: like a chocolate bloody fountain that was stimulated. Guys, thank

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Speaker 1: you very much, Stay bad,