Speaker 1: Jason Lauren on No.
Speaker 2: One hundred.
Speaker 3: Well, good morning everybody, and hey, hey, hey, happy Friday.
Speaker 1: Happy Friday.
Speaker 4: It is going to be a good day. In fact,
Speaker 4: it's going to be a magnificent day.
Speaker 1: Today is its Yes?
Speaker 5: And then what's happening tonight? Nothing but.
Speaker 1: Jelly roll night baby.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's jelly day now.
Speaker 4: Yesterday I was on the treadmill at the gym and
Speaker 4: I had my ear pods in and I was banging
Speaker 4: out some jelly rollers. I was banging out some cas
Speaker 4: and I was singing as I was running. And then
Speaker 4: I had a moment where I was like, I took
Speaker 4: one headphone out and I was like, oh my god,
Speaker 4: I've fully been singing out loud and it's very quiet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I.
Speaker 3: Was very so tonight is Nova's Red Room with a
Speaker 3: great jelly roll.
Speaker 5: It's happening at the sp Hey, we got finally to go.
Speaker 5: This is it?
Speaker 1: Crazy run out, crazy great, I'm excited.
Speaker 5: What was the incline you were running on?
Speaker 4: I was I was walking on well, I was walking
Speaker 4: on a ten and running on an eight incline?
Speaker 5: Can you do a deeper calves? You can? You can?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Walking down Hell was actually heart that's your knees, I find.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I went for a little run yesterday.
Speaker 1: You know what it was running weather.
Speaker 5: You know how you don't like adults doing athletic style.
Speaker 1: I don't know. No, no, not no sprints?
Speaker 5: Sorry, I was doing sprints.
Speaker 1: Good for you?
Speaker 5: Is that embarrassing?
Speaker 1: Gets where? It's actually? I know where you were? Was
Speaker 1: it the dog park?
Speaker 5: Was there anyone with it?
Speaker 3: Doubles as a cricket ground, but it is very doggy.
Speaker 3: Maybe I'll come down. We'll get one of those little
Speaker 3: metal poles and do it like a relay team.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, running is great for exercise.
Speaker 4: It's like it's grown adults that are competing in long
Speaker 4: jump on a Saturday that I'm.
Speaker 3: Honest question at the AIRPORTO, do you use the little
Speaker 3: flat traveler every now?
Speaker 6: Walk?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I'm the same, I'm a walker, yeah, every now
Speaker 5: and then. It depends on mood.
Speaker 1: It's a really mood thing.
Speaker 5: If you're on it, you need to still walk.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I agree with you. Yeah, yeah, you can't be
Speaker 7: stopping to speed up there exactly.
Speaker 4: It's not just what about when you walk and then
Speaker 4: there's a whole family that just stopped. I came almost
Speaker 4: to be faster and now I'm slower. Yes, it's faster
Speaker 4: to walk.
Speaker 3: Yes, all right, So look we got the great Jelly
Speaker 3: Roll final invites up for grabs this morning. We had
Speaker 3: a lot going on today. We're gearing up for Halloween.
Speaker 3: It was a spectacle in my house yesterday. How's actually
Speaker 3: can we get a weather check?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Absolutely?
Speaker 4: Raining tomorrow for Halloween Melbourne. It's going to be a
Speaker 4: top of twenty one degrees between one and ten millimeters
Speaker 4: of rain. High chance of showers, most likely in the
Speaker 4: morning and something the afternoon.
Speaker 1: Chance thunderstorm. And that's great. A lightning Yeah yeah.
Speaker 5: Not when they're trick or treating. Why, well, they could
Speaker 5: get zapped. Well, we don't know. I've got an issue.
Speaker 1: Thunder if it was dry with thumber.
Speaker 7: No costumes involving metal poles. Can we talk costumes later Halloween?
Speaker 5: W Yeah? Oh yes, yearly, only a third of mine
Speaker 5: has arrived.
Speaker 3: I'm really hoping it's not the pants I'm missing.
Speaker 5: There's nothing down below that's arrived.
Speaker 3: Okay, we will talk about this later on in the show.
Speaker 3: It's great take the create to kick things off. Hey,
Speaker 3: last night we all went out and I realized people
Speaker 3: of Melbourne actually have a life on a Wednesday night.
Speaker 1: I was socially excited morning Melbourne.
Speaker 3: This is no over one hundred your chance to go
Speaker 3: on the running too. An a family holiday overseas coming
Speaker 3: up in the next few minutes, and this is only
Speaker 3: going to have five people in the draw.
Speaker 5: We're giving it away tomorrow.
Speaker 4: We are I'd like to be in so right now,
Speaker 4: that's where the holiday is, the island holiday goes.
Speaker 5: We are little little midweek night out. Yeah.
Speaker 4: We had worked dinner last night, which is Jace's worst
Speaker 4: night man when he only knows three people himself. Cling
Speaker 4: to myself and we all got put on separate tables.
Speaker 4: The anxiety on.
Speaker 1: His face when he realized that he had to sit
Speaker 1: with strangers.
Speaker 5: But I met some new friends.
Speaker 1: It was great.
Speaker 5: It was a great crew.
Speaker 1: Never put on this great dinner. It was fun. I
Speaker 1: loved it. We met some great people.
Speaker 5: We did. I charged a couple of margaritas to your table.
Speaker 1: Thank you for that, No problem. I charged it back
Speaker 1: to the other table.
Speaker 5: That's my girl.
Speaker 1: I was having like to martinis and not one. I
Speaker 1: was like, I'm gonna like to anyway anyone on my table,
Speaker 1: let's go.
Speaker 5: I saw one arrive on my table.
Speaker 1: I got you one. Yeah, well, I said, I said
Speaker 1: to the girls who wants to lie too much?
Speaker 5: Tenie squeaz for my girlfriend over there.
Speaker 4: I actually said to the way to just drop it
Speaker 4: to my girlfriend over there in the blue shirt.
Speaker 3: And then it was when we were leaving the restaurant
Speaker 3: and we're walk into the floor of Crown.
Speaker 5: Yeah on the shirt yesterday.
Speaker 7: Oh hang on, do we discuss that you need to
Speaker 7: It's like a It's like a band aid that needs.
Speaker 5: To come off.
Speaker 1: So we dressed up a little bit and Jase goes,
Speaker 1: hang up, can.
Speaker 3: I just set the scene. I'm getting ready, kids are
Speaker 3: getting home from school. I'm racing around everywhere doing what
Speaker 3: like helping get dinners ready.
Speaker 4: And then the last thing you do before you got
Speaker 4: the door normally is put your clean white shirt on
Speaker 4: because you're going for dinner.
Speaker 1: Not Chase.
Speaker 4: He wore a car shirt and then changed it into
Speaker 4: his dinner shirt in the restaurant Crown when he got there,
Speaker 4: and then he put his car shirt in the room
Speaker 4: because he didn't want to get sweaty.
Speaker 1: In the car.
Speaker 5: He said, it's too.
Speaker 1: He wasn't driving. He was a passenger in a chaff
Speaker 1: in a chap for driven.
Speaker 3: No, I didn't. It was whatever turns up. I was waiting.
Speaker 3: I was looking for a chem.
Speaker 1: Driven car.
Speaker 5: Anyway, I did like I went to all the trouble
Speaker 5: of finding my shirt. I didn't want to get an a No,
Speaker 5: he were his car shirt.
Speaker 4: And then he changed into his dinner shirt, and he
Speaker 4: was like, what do I do with my car shirt?
Speaker 1: Because he was carrying it around?
Speaker 5: Left it with your driver.
Speaker 1: It was his chow for driver.
Speaker 4: No. So then in the restaurant he gave it to clean,
Speaker 4: made clean's problem clean out to put in the cloak room.
Speaker 1: Could I cloak this one car T shirt?
Speaker 5: What did you say to it? What did you just
Speaker 5: walk over and put on? I just clocked it myself
Speaker 5: too embarrassed.
Speaker 1: And then do you know what he is? He threw
Speaker 1: it in the bin.
Speaker 5: Take it stranger.
Speaker 1: He threw his car.
Speaker 5: There was an old shirt.
Speaker 3: He has so many it was an old shirt just
Speaker 3: for the car.
Speaker 7: Anyway, So as we were spilling out of Nobo Collected,
Speaker 7: which is just a bit too bit too swanky for me.
Speaker 5: We're more of a food court family.
Speaker 1: Oh you guys are so full of it. Listen to
Speaker 1: you trying to be a man of the people.
Speaker 5: That little noodle place in.
Speaker 1: The Leamon chicken Lemon, give you a peek behind the scenes.
Speaker 4: I am allergic to shellfish, so there was there were
Speaker 4: some prawns and some other things which I couldn't have,
Speaker 4: and so they bought me the black cod, which is
Speaker 4: a fancy dish on the Nobu menu, which wasn't on
Speaker 4: our set menu.
Speaker 5: Never had.
Speaker 7: And j.
Speaker 4: Threw his toys out of the cot and made someone
Speaker 4: go and order him an extra one.
Speaker 1: That is because I have allergies.
Speaker 4: And next minute he had he had all the things
Speaker 4: and then demanded a.
Speaker 5: Black I didn't demand.
Speaker 1: He sat there and went, where's my cod? Where my
Speaker 1: black cod?
Speaker 5: I will change back into my car shirt and I
Speaker 5: will leave.
Speaker 4: So he's not a noodle box in the food cot. Guy,
Speaker 4: he's tricking you all.
Speaker 5: But we do love noodle.
Speaker 7: Sat especially the Sartae chicken is glorious. Now just quickly
Speaker 7: so you were going to say they were amazed at
Speaker 7: the crowd.
Speaker 5: Mate.
Speaker 3: We went out to the foyard and I think of
Speaker 3: us were like, look at all these people out on
Speaker 3: a Wednesday.
Speaker 4: We went to the in the game, I was like Clint,
Speaker 4: I didn't bring an ID.
Speaker 1: They're going to ask me for an ID.
Speaker 5: I burst out laughing.
Speaker 4: So I'll be chuffed if they asked me Friday. And
Speaker 4: he just waved me through like an old woman.
Speaker 5: Yeah, your daughter's in there dark. I look for and
Speaker 5: one songs are they playing?
Speaker 4: Oh? There was a DJ on the gaming floor a
Speaker 4: Crown last night and he was playing I don't like cricket?
Speaker 5: Hey, Oh no, I love it?
Speaker 1: Heyner is a DJ Scanner.
Speaker 5: Be So it was fun little night, and then tonight
Speaker 5: we got jelly roll.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, guys, we are living large.
Speaker 3: We are living I don't need to sleep. I need
Speaker 3: another cash.
Speaker 1: We need to sleep. We're too old for this stuff.
Speaker 3: Oh, don't worry. Come Friday, we won't leave the house again.
Speaker 5: For another year.
Speaker 1: It's twenty four degrees today. You're going to have to
Speaker 1: pack the cars.
Speaker 5: Ship isn't it's going to fit in there? Should we
Speaker 5: get it? Noodle box to lunch?
Speaker 1: Absolutely, yeah, Discover Beautiful Sound. But on the island of
Speaker 1: Borneo were luxury.
Speaker 4: Adventure and serenity meats like Royal Brunette Airlines.
Speaker 1: Book Now, Jason Lawrence, K you're flash.
Speaker 3: There we go Little Island Holiday up for grabs. Guys,
Speaker 3: this goes off tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, wow, how good fantastic short chart competition.
Speaker 3: So I only five people in the running, that's what
Speaker 3: we're talking about.
Speaker 5: That's dark on.
Speaker 3: But well it's a very complicated process. What happens is
Speaker 3: we print the names on bits of paper and put
Speaker 3: it in a hat.
Speaker 1: Two are we drawing it out of that?
Speaker 3: And then we pull that bit of paper out of
Speaker 3: the hat and whatever name is on the paper when
Speaker 3: an overseas holiday?
Speaker 5: Cool?
Speaker 1: Do you wear high tech here?
Speaker 5: Any questions about the process? Is the audicaba the person
Speaker 5: who owns a hat, So that would be me.
Speaker 4: Well, you're both doing out who's pulling the paper out
Speaker 4: of the hat?
Speaker 5: You know what, let's not reveal everything today and ruin
Speaker 5: the surprises.
Speaker 4: Okay, Rice for all of us, all right, I know
Speaker 4: how these part works.
Speaker 1: Though it is time to pack our bags. Clink. You
Speaker 1: and I going ahead today representing a listener.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I'm sorry, but Reese, good morning, good morning, clean?
Speaker 5: How many times you've been back? Now?
Speaker 7: He's he's not the garry of a chair needs to carry.
Speaker 4: He keeps getting extra turns. God to laugh If Reese's
Speaker 4: name gets pulled out that tomorrow. All right, Rees, Cleans
Speaker 4: is representing you and he's playing against me. Who's representing
Speaker 4: Helen from Hillsville?
Speaker 1: Good morning, Helen, Helen morning.
Speaker 8: How are you?
Speaker 1: How badly do you need an island holiday?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: I'd be lovely right now?
Speaker 1: With this weather, it's actually going to be quite a
Speaker 1: nice day, all right, guys.
Speaker 3: Rules are simple. It's a memory style game. You each
Speaker 3: pack something in the suitcase. You have to repeat what
Speaker 3: the other person packed and then add an extra I.
Speaker 7: Did ask Lauren to rig it so that I win
Speaker 7: and competitive like you're even struggling with that sentence, to
Speaker 7: be honest, are you reading that point.
Speaker 5: For I'm trying to remember? Okay, who's going first?
Speaker 1: Ladies. First, I'm going on a holiday and I'm packing
Speaker 1: my bathers.
Speaker 5: I'm going on a holiday. I'm packing my bather's in
Speaker 5: a cricket set.
Speaker 4: I'm going on a holiday and I'm packing my bath.
Speaker 4: There's a cricket set and a sarong.
Speaker 5: Oh wrong, I'm going on a holiday. I'm packing my bathers,
Speaker 5: a cricket set, my soarrong and zinc.
Speaker 4: I'm going on a holiday and I'm packing my bathe's
Speaker 4: a cricket set, my soarrong, zinc and my archie songs.
Speaker 7: Wow, Archie songs. I'm going Lasterday. I'm packing my bathers,
Speaker 7: a cricket set, my sarrong. I'm also packing my zinc.
Speaker 7: I'm packing my archie thongs, and I think I might
Speaker 7: take a raincoat with me as well.
Speaker 1: Yes, well, I'm also going on a holiday, would you believe?
Speaker 4: And I'm packing my babies, a cricket set, arong, some zinc,
Speaker 4: my archie thongs, and would you believe? I'm also packing
Speaker 4: a raincoat. And I am packing my wide brim hat, wow.
Speaker 5: Wide hat.
Speaker 7: I'm going on holiday. I'm taking my bathers, a cricket set.
Speaker 7: I'm also taking a serong, I'm taking some zinc. I'm
Speaker 7: also taking archie thongs. I'm also taking a raincoat. I'm
Speaker 7: also taking a wide and I'm taking a really big
Speaker 7: country road.
Speaker 5: Town.
Speaker 4: Come on, I'm going on a holiday and I'm packing
Speaker 4: a cricket set, and I'm stop throwing me off. I
Speaker 4: pack a cricket set, and I am packing a sarong,
Speaker 4: and I'm packing zinc, and I'm packing my Archie stongs.
Speaker 4: And I'm packing a raincoat, and I'm packing a wide
Speaker 4: brim hat. And I am also packing.
Speaker 1: A large country road tower, and I am packing my
Speaker 1: water bottle.
Speaker 5: Are you going? I think we're gonna need more more.
Speaker 1: Bags on counting on you?
Speaker 5: Okay, he's got this race.
Speaker 7: I'm going on a holiday. I'm taking my bathers. I'm
Speaker 7: taking a cricket set. I'm taking a srong as well.
Speaker 7: I probably won't need one, but i'll take it anyway.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna take some zinc. I'm gonna take archie songs.
Speaker 7: I'm also going to take a raincoat just in case
Speaker 7: it rains. I'll probably pack a wide brim hat, a
Speaker 7: country road tower.
Speaker 5: Well, uh is that right?
Speaker 1: Keep going?
Speaker 5: What else? It was a country Yeah? I did? And
Speaker 5: come on, Buzzy about three water know what do you mean?
Speaker 5: I'm also going to take some fake tan.
Speaker 3: He's Helen.
Speaker 4: We're going on holiday and I'm packing, oh no, my bathes,
Speaker 4: a cricket set, a strong, some zinc, my archie songs,
Speaker 4: a raincoat, a wide brim hat. I'm packing a large
Speaker 4: country road how, I'm packing a water bottle, and I
Speaker 4: am packing some fake tan.
Speaker 1: And I'm also going to pack my keep cup.
Speaker 5: Clint in all those years, I've drunk too much alcohol.
Speaker 5: I'm going on a holiday.
Speaker 7: I'm going to pack my bait. There's a cricket set
Speaker 7: as a wrong. I'm also going to pack ship.
Speaker 5: I don't know. Oh no, was this my.
Speaker 9: There?
Speaker 5: I got there zinc a wide brim hat?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 5: What was it?
Speaker 1: I think it was my Archie songs?
Speaker 5: Wasn't it that came next?
Speaker 3: I don't think so, yeah, yeah, yeah, kick.
Speaker 5: He must I'm done.
Speaker 1: We did Hey, hell, good job? That was good, wasn't it?
Speaker 5: Hey? Race?
Speaker 7: Not your day bro again, I'm angry, just cle you
Speaker 7: couldn't remember all that?
Speaker 5: Hey, Reese, what are you doing tomorrow? You want to
Speaker 5: come from that?
Speaker 1: Clint, you did well, thanks Lauren as well as me.
Speaker 1: But you did well.
Speaker 10: That was awesome.
Speaker 1: That was good.
Speaker 3: Honestly, why we've got breakdowns at the Olympics. If you
Speaker 3: don't have that, I will never know.
Speaker 7: Hey, Jason, let's talk a bit of cricket because one
Speaker 7: of one of our greats joins us on the line.
Speaker 7: Mike Hussey with thanks to Cho Sports. Every T twenty
Speaker 7: series matches live and ad free or during play only
Speaker 7: on Fox. Cricket available on KO Sports mister cricket Mike Hussey,
Speaker 7: good morning.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good morning guys. Thanks for having me on the show.
Speaker 5: This this will show how much you know about cricket. Mike.
Speaker 3: You're wearing the white, the beige, the ivory, the cream
Speaker 3: or the twelve Pan days.
Speaker 2: Oh bit of white and a bit of a bit
Speaker 2: of Cream's definitely no baige or anything like that, right, sure,
Speaker 2: that will leave that to Richie.
Speaker 7: I used to on the twelfth Years. It was like
Speaker 7: the soundtrack for the summer. Speaking of the summer, we
Speaker 7: saw the one day series. Now the t twenties are underway.
Speaker 7: The first match last night between into your Australia and
Speaker 7: then soon Mike, the ASHES first Test in Perth is
Speaker 7: coming up.
Speaker 5: I mean you pumped.
Speaker 7: It's something about facing England in our own backyard that
Speaker 7: gets a you know, gets.
Speaker 11: Us going, oh, without doubt.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think the whole country, all the cricket
Speaker 2: followers are really excited about. I know the players will
Speaker 2: be excited as well. I mean, as a kid growing
Speaker 2: up that that's what you just dream of being involved
Speaker 2: in an ASHES series, whether it's.
Speaker 11: At home or away.
Speaker 2: There's there's so much history and tradition and hype you know,
Speaker 2: like just even walking around the streets, just tearing people
Speaker 2: talk about the ashes, and as a player, there's a
Speaker 2: bit of pressure because you're sort of you know, you're
Speaker 2: excited to be involved, but you also feel like you've
Speaker 2: got the responsibility of the whole country on your shoulders
Speaker 2: as well. There's a lot of people saying, can't lose
Speaker 2: to England. Whatever you do, do not lose to England.
Speaker 2: So it's going to be exciting. I mean, he want
Speaker 2: to bring a good team and the Aussies will be
Speaker 2: confident as well. We're hard to beat in our own
Speaker 2: own backyard.
Speaker 5: Hey Mike, what.
Speaker 3: About the handsome man that is Pat Cummings out? Is
Speaker 3: he going to be out for the whole series?
Speaker 11: I hope not.
Speaker 2: I mean they're talking a good game saying hopefully it's
Speaker 2: just the first Test match that you'll miss. I mean,
Speaker 2: I'm just sort of going to wait and see a
Speaker 2: little bit there. I'm a bit skeptical, I feel that
Speaker 2: though they're being very conservative with it, and rightly so.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's obviously one of our best and greatest
Speaker 2: assets really, so they won't play him unless he's like
Speaker 2: fully pretty much fully.
Speaker 9: Fit ready to go.
Speaker 2: Yeah, let's hope it's just the first Test, because he's
Speaker 2: such an important member of that team and the captain
Speaker 2: as well. So to lose the captain and your best
Speaker 2: bowler is not a great start for the Ausies.
Speaker 7: Yeah, a bit of a worry the back injury. Okay,
Speaker 7: what about the Poms now they've been a bit slippy?
Speaker 7: Your old mate, Stuart Broad he reckons Australia is no
Speaker 7: good in fact, the worst Australian team we've sent that
Speaker 7: will come up against England, what fifteen years or so?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean Stewie Broad, I mean Stuart Board. He's
Speaker 2: just new to the media, so he's probably just trying
Speaker 2: to find his way get a few bigment out there.
Speaker 2: I don't think the players will be taking too much
Speaker 2: notice of that. I think what he's talking about is
Speaker 2: rubbish as well. I mean, like this Australian team has
Speaker 2: been a very very good team for a long long time,
Speaker 2: so to call him the worst in fifteen years, I
Speaker 2: think that's a little bit misguided.
Speaker 3: I love better throw in shade and so do I. Hey, Mike,
Speaker 3: we appreciate it. Every T twenty series matches live and
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Speaker 3: on KO Sports. Mike Cassie on the end of This
Speaker 3: is Morning enjoyed the cricket. Make guys, I've got some
Speaker 3: Actually just pause there for a sick Jeli xx. I
Speaker 3: just received some incredibly sad news I need to share
Speaker 3: with you.
Speaker 5: Got sad news.
Speaker 3: It's it's regarding the passing of something, someone or something something.
Speaker 3: This isn't in the log The oldest happened? The old
Speaker 3: school pickup line.
Speaker 1: Oh is it gone?
Speaker 5: It's a dying art. Yeah, it is a dying art.
Speaker 4: Gen z because people aren't going but pick up. A
Speaker 4: pickup line only works in real life. Everyone's on the
Speaker 4: apps now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, probably. Look we're going to dive into why it's
Speaker 3: a dying art coming up next. But I thought in
Speaker 3: tribute of the pickup line Dying Out thirteen twenty four
Speaker 3: to ten, I would like to hear from Trade's this morning.
Speaker 1: Oh only Trade is try and pick up Lauren.
Speaker 4: Oh brilliant, Come at me, Trady.
Speaker 1: I know cheesy. No, I like a good sense of humor,
Speaker 1: but nothing.
Speaker 5: Cheap at thirteen twenty fourteen, Best pick up.
Speaker 3: If you've got a cool pickup line, let's just do
Speaker 3: a hypothetical situation.
Speaker 1: Even calling it a cool pickup line that already.
Speaker 5: Gives me sexy thirteen, twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: But it gave me the the way you've got your
Speaker 1: hands on your hips when you said it.
Speaker 3: You're in a bar, you see, Lars, what's the first
Speaker 3: thing you'd say? And you've got to be honest and
Speaker 3: go that would give me the ick or you know what,
Speaker 3: that woul probably work on me.
Speaker 1: Let's bring back the pickup line.
Speaker 5: You had your hair done? Yes, it was beautiful, Laurens.
Speaker 1: See that doesn't give me the thanks for noticing it's not.
Speaker 5: A pickup line, no, but you probably want to go
Speaker 5: to the salon with.
Speaker 4: Us love compliments, So that's a good start.
Speaker 5: Can I just check the tag on your shirt? I
Speaker 5: just want to see, okay, go go go go? Was it?
Speaker 5: I just want to check if it was made in Heaven?
Speaker 1: My shirt?
Speaker 5: Well? Were you close enough? Third e twenty four ten.
Speaker 5: And I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: If you pick up line works, We'll put you up
Speaker 3: with the pullman for a night on us. This is
Speaker 3: over one hundred. Look, this is talk to me. This
Speaker 3: is an ego check for Lauren.
Speaker 5: Hey, Lauren, do you play soccer?
Speaker 1: Soccer?
Speaker 5: No? Oh you sure, because you're a keeper.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard that one.
Speaker 5: I like it.
Speaker 4: It's been quite certain times since I've heard a pickup
Speaker 4: line in general.
Speaker 3: So here's the thirteen twenty fourteen is our number. We
Speaker 3: want to do a hypothetical situation this morning.
Speaker 1: Give us a ring It might not be hypothetical.
Speaker 5: Tell us, well, tell.
Speaker 3: Us what line you would use on Lauren if you
Speaker 3: saw in a bar or a club.
Speaker 4: Or pickup line a girl in general.
Speaker 1: And I'll just play along.
Speaker 4: If I'm that you're chasing next, No one's ringing thirteen
Speaker 4: twenty four ten and loz if you go, you know
Speaker 4: what that would work on me.
Speaker 3: Then we have little staycations up for grabs. A night
Speaker 3: at the Pullman Melbourne City Center.
Speaker 1: I'm not staying with you, no, no, no, come from a.
Speaker 7: Location that would have been a nice little extra stay
Speaker 7: for the experience extra.
Speaker 3: Imagine like if there's a trading listening at the moment
Speaker 3: he's got a partner and he wins the staycation, and
Speaker 3: then the partner's like, how did you win this, babe?
Speaker 5: What just Lauren on the cup chair?
Speaker 1: No, I'm not coming for the stay.
Speaker 5: Well, it's funny you ask the chair over there.
Speaker 1: I just had to use the pickup and then they
Speaker 1: gave me the wrong ways. Chickens pick up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I'm not going to make you pick
Speaker 4: up one of these two wombats, but just throw it
Speaker 4: out there.
Speaker 1: And I'll have a listen.
Speaker 5: Fair enough, you make it good.
Speaker 1: If you want to pick up Clinton, yeah, give it.
Speaker 4: If you want to pick up Jason, I mean, just
Speaker 4: go and get your head right, you can give it right.
Speaker 3: Hello, Ray, Yeah, we're gonna right Clinton, and I'll sit
Speaker 3: out of this one.
Speaker 1: Hi, Ray, Hello, Lauren?
Speaker 5: How are you?
Speaker 1: I'm great.
Speaker 8: I've just fixed the telephone line.
Speaker 9: Is it almost to give you a call?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, that's what you're doing right now? Ray.
Speaker 9: They to get better than this, and I hope it
Speaker 9: gives more than three rings.
Speaker 1: Okay that that one's not working on me? Y? Is
Speaker 1: that the end of the right?
Speaker 8: No wonder?
Speaker 1: Okay? All right?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Right? You know what you're right? No wonder you're single.
Speaker 4: If that's your chat, we've got to work on that.
Speaker 1: We should we should try.
Speaker 5: We should open you should open a school. A school
Speaker 5: for pickup? Is my love flourishing.
Speaker 3: It self, indulgent. Welcome to the class, everyone.
Speaker 5: Pickup, Here we go, Here we go? How to dialogue?
Speaker 7: Morning Mo, Morning, morning Mo?
Speaker 5: Do you say yeah, take it away?
Speaker 12: My pick up line is, so did it hurt?
Speaker 9: Or does it hurt?
Speaker 1: Just what hurt when you fell from him?
Speaker 5: And obviously.
Speaker 1: Yes that I didn't like the delivery. We stumbled a bit,
Speaker 1: but I like the concept. Francis, did it hurt when
Speaker 1: you fell from heaven?
Speaker 5: Francis, meet Lauren?
Speaker 1: Hello, frances Hi.
Speaker 9: So hypothetically walk up to the bar. I see you, Hi, Lauren?
Speaker 9: Are you from Nova?
Speaker 11: Because you're out of this world?
Speaker 1: Francis, Well, Francis, that one wouldn't know that. I didn't
Speaker 1: think that would Would that work for me?
Speaker 4: No, I'm not, but I like your confidence walking straight
Speaker 4: up to me at the bar.
Speaker 5: And you know what, he's still Martini.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, Oh if you bought me a Lachi Martine,
Speaker 4: you wouldn't need to say anything.
Speaker 1: Let's try to stay care kidding.
Speaker 5: Liam, Come on, Liam, come on, you.
Speaker 9: Little a little Fridgie Tams refrigeration. So Los are you
Speaker 9: a magician? Because anytime I hear you on the radio,
Speaker 9: everyone else disappears.
Speaker 4: Slam yes, lamb, it's just the two of us, don't
Speaker 4: worry about.
Speaker 13: The I don't make a good cocktail with that too.
Speaker 1: What do you mean you can make a good cocktail
Speaker 1: with that?
Speaker 9: A jack of all trade? That's all I can say.
Speaker 1: Are you you a cocktail? Are you a cocktail waiter?
Speaker 14: Wine bark on?
Speaker 8: A barista?
Speaker 1: You name them wine bar all right? Liambs in the Lambs.
Speaker 5: Winning at the moment, at the moment.
Speaker 7: Person here we go, Emmett, take it away. You've got
Speaker 7: Lauren sitting here ready to be word in.
Speaker 1: A bar Hi, Emmett smooth, Hey guys, can you help me?
Speaker 5: I'm more?
Speaker 1: Oh where are you trying to get to? Emmett?
Speaker 9: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 11: I'm most in your eyes.
Speaker 1: Getting a hot flush? Did I blush a little bit?
Speaker 4: Emmett?
Speaker 1: That was cute? Has that worked for you before?
Speaker 5: Emmett?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 9: No, I mean I've got a partner.
Speaker 4: Well you know what, Emmett, you and your partner deserve
Speaker 4: a little stay ca.
Speaker 1: That's not what made her fall in love with you though?
Speaker 14: No, probably not.
Speaker 4: Well they're saying, Emmett, what do you think they're saying?
Speaker 4: The pickup line is a dying craft.
Speaker 3: Probably, to be honest.
Speaker 5: I don't know a couple of blokes killed it just
Speaker 5: in the last three minutes.
Speaker 4: To be honest, favorite, I mean, I like, what was.
Speaker 5: Let's chuck emmett a little stay and missus.
Speaker 3: Okay, I enjoy a night a calm at the Pullman
Speaker 3: Melbourne City Center.
Speaker 1: That is?
Speaker 4: What about What about Ray, poor old Ray, old Ray
Speaker 4: who said, no wonder I'm single?
Speaker 1: Afraid to have a steak K? Give Ray a night out?
Speaker 1: Can you? We're getting a stay k for Ray?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: What was I.
Speaker 1: Was raised pickup line about the telephone?
Speaker 5: I met three rings?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I didn't get I didn't get a three rings.
Speaker 1: And he just was so sad when he said, oh,
Speaker 1: no wonder I'm single.
Speaker 5: Yeah, not a confor.
Speaker 1: Go and enjoy the big king sized bed all to yourself.
Speaker 3: It is just gone seven o'clock this afternoon. The sun
Speaker 3: will be setting over since Kilda Beach. Jelly Row will
Speaker 3: take to Nova's Red Room and then tomorrow night here
Speaker 3: in Melbourne.
Speaker 5: The boys are here here.
Speaker 4: There's big spotts they have they have they're in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder what they do with their spare time.
Speaker 3: Oh they're doing on the Scenic Railroad down at the railway.
Speaker 1: I wonder who know? They're definitely not doing that.
Speaker 5: We see our operators, wouldn't they.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: He's the crown sniffing around last night we did not see.
Speaker 5: Lauren was playing the pokes. How would you like to win?
Speaker 3: Not just ticket Wednesday night for me, the IP tickets
Speaker 3: to see Oasis. We're going to get you inside a
Speaker 3: sweet All you have to do is sing for your seats.
Speaker 11: Nova, Where the hell am I ticket?
Speaker 14: Are they even?
Speaker 8: Mayl?
Speaker 11: Will they ever find me?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 9: Nov?
Speaker 3: I want to see you. So here's the You have
Speaker 3: to write a song about why you want the tickets,
Speaker 3: But you can write the song to any tune, as
Speaker 3: we learned yesterday, I.
Speaker 1: How to crack yesterday.
Speaker 4: It's Friday night and I've got no plans.
Speaker 1: I want the tickets, but they're in your he.
Speaker 4: I want to see your Oasis here in Melbourne because
Speaker 4: I'm in the moon Florida and stunning scenes from me there?
Speaker 4: Col I mean it's pretty what?
Speaker 5: Sorry? It was great?
Speaker 1: So was terrible?
Speaker 5: Ordinary?
Speaker 4: Well? What exactly have you contributed to inspiring people in
Speaker 4: this competition?
Speaker 1: Clips?
Speaker 7: Well, I suggested you should you should sing the song
Speaker 7: to a more contemporary artist.
Speaker 1: Thirteen Could you do? What it's gonna write one.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, thirteen twenty four ten, play nice you too,
Speaker 3: if you can write.
Speaker 1: It, write one to actually, if you can.
Speaker 3: Write a song about why you want the VIP tickets
Speaker 3: to Oasis, call right now thirteen twenty four ten, is
Speaker 3: gonna get offloaded to double their way to get you
Speaker 3: inside the suite after Taylor.
Speaker 7: Oasis play live in twenty five, had Melbourne's Marvel Stadium, Solid.
Speaker 3: Salim Novoaus Red Room Tonight, Derby Day Saturday, and right
Speaker 3: bang in the middle of those two massive nights, here's
Speaker 3: the big one Oasis. Yeah, the boys are here and
Speaker 3: we can get you to Oasis. Not just standard tickets,
Speaker 3: the IP. We got the sweep and you can get
Speaker 3: in there. All you have to do is make up
Speaker 3: a song why you want the tickets. Our number is
Speaker 3: thirteen twenty four ten. Here we go, three people battling
Speaker 3: it out this morning. Best song wins the VIP tickets.
Speaker 1: Craig, good morning, Good morning. You've written a song for us.
Speaker 9: I have a song based on Chessy's Girl.
Speaker 4: Oh I love Jesse's Girl, right, good luck when you're ready.
Speaker 8: You know Jay's Laws and Clean well, you know they
Speaker 8: are good friends of mine. But lately something changed. That's
Speaker 8: hard to the fine norvous gott to waste the tickets
Speaker 8: and a lot of make it fine and we're singing
Speaker 8: our heart that loud and they're making their minds up.
Speaker 9: I just know it, and they.
Speaker 8: Hope their choice isn't based on my singing your loom.
Speaker 8: You know, I wish I was it always, Yes, Rama always.
Speaker 5: I love it how strong?
Speaker 3: I loved it song Craig, and I will say good
Speaker 3: song choice too.
Speaker 1: I loved it. I wish I was that always.
Speaker 5: It's very good. It is strong. Third twenty number to
Speaker 5: sing for your seats.
Speaker 1: All right. Our second competitor today is Kieren from Ivanhoe.
Speaker 4: Good Morning, Karen, Morning Gosh, you got the morning voice
Speaker 4: on Kieren.
Speaker 1: You're ready, Yeah, I'm.
Speaker 9: Ready to smash it.
Speaker 1: What going to do?
Speaker 6: It's going to be.
Speaker 9: It's Jason's favorite song as well as mine. It's a
Speaker 9: Callywood fame song.
Speaker 15: Sing Brother singh Please let me go see away, Jason, Lauren,
Speaker 15: let me go.
Speaker 9: I sing their songs in the shell and all day long.
Speaker 9: I've never just chained them live, but I take my mom.
Speaker 4: To see them.
Speaker 9: She loves them as well as me, So please, Jason Lauren,
Speaker 9: let me go see them play at the at Marvels.
Speaker 1: Really run with the m c J. Well done. Kieren
Speaker 1: wants to take his mom to not the m c
Speaker 1: J to Marvel.
Speaker 5: I liked it, you know the bed at the end.
Speaker 1: But yeah, well who's who's the winner. So Craig ki.
Speaker 4: Ki, I got a soft spot for the you don't
Speaker 4: even know the words.
Speaker 5: Craggie boys, I do take my mom to a Ways.
Speaker 4: That's what you're going to sing next time, calling the
Speaker 4: twin Craigs in the in the lady with Jesse's going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think, I think I like taking his mom.
Speaker 5: Okay, here we go, Hello, Irena.
Speaker 11: I like cleans for morning, good morning?
Speaker 5: What what are we singing? Two?
Speaker 14: What song singing?
Speaker 11: The first? Noel okay, first, there's no and they came Liam,
Speaker 11: they came from far and I can't wait to see
Speaker 11: him they go into Marvel stadiums with those songs there
Speaker 11: it can reach to your house.
Speaker 9: No and his.
Speaker 11: If I could win, tick cares, I won't sing again.
Speaker 5: Yes, that is it's very good. That is the very
Speaker 5: the first, no, very creative.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean we have to be someone. I think
Speaker 1: it's that hard. I've got a clear winner.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I do too.
Speaker 1: I'm voting for.
Speaker 4: You arena and what about your boys?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 3: You got ticket to yours?
Speaker 11: Thank you?
Speaker 5: What arena? I've always wanted to say this, like an
Speaker 5: X Factor judge. You got three? Yes? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who are going to say?
Speaker 11: I don't know my daughter.
Speaker 1: I think that was great.
Speaker 5: Creativity that got me. But I mean.
Speaker 1: Great as well.
Speaker 5: Nice works, nice all three of them. But yeah, tickets
Speaker 5: to yours Olf Murrow.
Speaker 3: We have more to go, sink for your seat, so
Speaker 3: when you run at Oasis, see you on Nov.
Speaker 4: I was just saying that I have this new well
Speaker 4: it's sort of not really in o posession. I'm not
Speaker 4: meanings visits with it, but I'm finding myself watching the
Speaker 4: same video over and over again.
Speaker 1: Something has got stuck in my algorithm.
Speaker 4: Now, as you know, algorithms can be weird, and I
Speaker 4: don't know why they pick you, Like there was no
Speaker 4: rhyme or reason why I got lizards shedding their skin
Speaker 4: stuck in my algorithm for a good three months.
Speaker 1: You had that, didn't he that?
Speaker 5: For a month?
Speaker 3: That young kid walking up to rich people going how'd
Speaker 3: you make your money?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, you know, how'd you buy your car?
Speaker 4: Why why right, Why because I have no interesting lizends.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and especially when they shed their skin and a
Speaker 1: little bit pops out of their nose.
Speaker 7: Moment is the one where he just goes up to
Speaker 7: roundom people on the street and starts speaking their language.
Speaker 5: Have you seen that one? He knows all of it.
Speaker 3: Have you seen the photographer travels the world taking photos
Speaker 3: of police?
Speaker 5: No, yes, hats and police about it? Yeah, he did it.
Speaker 3: He did it here in Melbourne. Actually take a couple
Speaker 3: of Melbourne cops. But he does it all around the world.
Speaker 1: No, I'd like that in my own rhythm.
Speaker 6: No.
Speaker 4: My latest one which I can't stop watching, it's going
Speaker 4: to come up on this. It's called uncutting, all right, Jason.
Speaker 4: So as you can see on the screen now you've
Speaker 4: got it, there's a countdown timer and it's uncutting things
Speaker 4: and you've got to guess what it was. What is
Speaker 4: that you reckon? It's a red onion, I reckon, that's
Speaker 4: I reckon. It's those hard boiled lollies might strike candy
Speaker 4: can so it starts backwards so that it's.
Speaker 1: Like a powder.
Speaker 5: I think it's a radish.
Speaker 1: And there's a reverse video of it being uncut.
Speaker 5: It's one of those candies.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it's a candy light. We're watching it now.
Speaker 5: Candy cane.
Speaker 3: Okay, so it's just a giant thing cut upopping board.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: So they film it and then they put it in
Speaker 4: reverse and and you've got to see what time you
Speaker 4: guess it?
Speaker 1: What is that? It's a candy cane. Yeah, you're right,
Speaker 1: you're good at that.
Speaker 5: How long do you spend during the day watching these videos?
Speaker 4: Well, they go for about twenty seconds and then I'll
Speaker 4: scroll to the next one for a twenty second.
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're very good. There is a candy can, handy cane.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Yeah, And they do all sorts of things and
Speaker 4: sometimes it ends up in.
Speaker 1: Mush Clint Clint, Clint loves it. Clint sent to me yesterday, Lauren,
Speaker 1: have you seen these uncutting videos? And I was like, yes, Clint,
Speaker 1: because you and I'm the same person.
Speaker 3: Have you ever just opened up Instagram? So you just
Speaker 3: open it up and then you go to the little gloves, hang.
Speaker 5: On, let me do it? What so down the lot
Speaker 5: of fitness stuff open?
Speaker 1: Just my sound was up. It was on funny video.
Speaker 1: Shouldn't be watching it?
Speaker 6: Work? Yep.
Speaker 3: Magnifying glass yep, and then that gives you an idea
Speaker 3: of what you've been watching.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'm getting a lot of pressure points in
Speaker 4: people's feet. Yeah right, This like scraping of the soul
Speaker 4: of your feet to try and alleviate straight. What have you?
Speaker 5: I said? A lady, who's who's sleeping in a plan?
Speaker 1: Sorry? What do you mean in a plan?
Speaker 5: Look?
Speaker 7: She's sleeping in all these different Look you're sleeping in
Speaker 7: toasted marshmallow.
Speaker 1: You're cooked, Clint, I've seen that one before you go.
Speaker 1: It says which which one would you like to sleep?
Speaker 1: And if you went to college?
Speaker 4: No, I also I get in my algorithm. I've got
Speaker 4: a lot of dogs in pajamas going to bed.
Speaker 3: I've got three kids I'm dealing with. I don't know
Speaker 3: how on earth you have the time to just sit
Speaker 3: there and scroll and play these games.
Speaker 4: Three kids at school, You leave at ten am, and
Speaker 4: you do nothing else throughout the day. You don't even
Speaker 4: have a hobby, and you're not scrolling. Telling me you're
Speaker 4: not scroll what's in your.
Speaker 1: Algorithm doesn't matter.
Speaker 4: Get your phone up, because if you're at home all
Speaker 4: day with no kids, I would love to see what's
Speaker 4: in your.
Speaker 1: Get yours up and put the hit the mat.
Speaker 5: Get it.
Speaker 1: I'm getting it. I'm getting it.
Speaker 5: Give me a bat, No, I.
Speaker 1: Give me your and he's not going to tell me.
Speaker 1: He's to swipe up and his face.
Speaker 5: Come on, what is it? What is it? What is it?
Speaker 5: I follow him?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 16: What?
Speaker 5: I follow A lot of artists. There's a lot of
Speaker 5: taylists with there.
Speaker 4: There's a lot of women in bikinis.
Speaker 1: It's all.
Speaker 5: It's all.
Speaker 1: It's all pop stars in.
Speaker 5: It's music artists.
Speaker 1: Is a lot of I don't know, she's a music artist.
Speaker 3: She should release a song. I think.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of longer.
Speaker 5: Is that Bonnie Blue?
Speaker 3: No, we're talking in laziness this morning, thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: Who do you know who is extremely lazy? S? I
Speaker 3: would say inventive, You know, like those people that have
Speaker 3: bar fridges and microwaves next to their couch so they're.
Speaker 5: Don't have to get up.
Speaker 1: That's kind of iconic.
Speaker 5: Though. Have you seen the coffee table?
Speaker 1: What about the ones that have the barfridge is in
Speaker 1: the couch?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, well there's the coffee table where it's got
Speaker 3: to draw in the site and it's the coffee table.
Speaker 5: Is actually a fridge fantastic. All he drinks are the
Speaker 5: actually don't have to get it. He's of access. Brilliant.
Speaker 5: You got one.
Speaker 4: There's a difference between being smart and making things convenient
Speaker 4: and being lazy.
Speaker 7: All right, okay, well let me throw this at you
Speaker 7: because Nike have come up with something I think is
Speaker 7: quite genius. Think Lauren Jas. Also, you can imagine the
Speaker 7: Anderson Street Hill the Tan. So even if you've run
Speaker 7: a lap of the Tan running up that blasted hill.
Speaker 1: Even if you haven't hard right even walking up.
Speaker 7: Yeah, So what Nike has come up with these new
Speaker 7: prototype sneakers. They're described as the world's first powered footwear
Speaker 7: system for running and walking. So what it is?
Speaker 1: It's like having powered footwear.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's like having an extra set of calf muscles
Speaker 7: just to give you that ex extra boost that you
Speaker 7: need to get somewhere to do something to function to walk.
Speaker 1: Like electric shoes. Yeah, what does it do? Create an
Speaker 1: ankle joint or something to make you physically move your leg?
Speaker 7: Yeah, they're joking. It's one step closer to the cyborg era.
Speaker 5: So hang on. It's like having rollerblades strapped to my feet.
Speaker 4: It's sort of like imagine like you know those little
Speaker 4: WHEELI shoes. You just go back on your heels, but
Speaker 4: then they're powered and they just go roop up the hill.
Speaker 5: So I'll just be sitting there in the little button
Speaker 5: on my remote wheel.
Speaker 7: So it's carbon fiber plated running shoe. It has a
Speaker 7: lightweight but powerful built in motors. Begin I want to
Speaker 7: amplifying your movement, giving each foot a bit of a
Speaker 7: bit of a boot.
Speaker 3: I have seen these.
Speaker 1: They look like an ankle brace almost.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you know, you know they look back.
Speaker 3: Did you ever when we were kids, and some kids
Speaker 3: who could afford it had nice roller skates, but we
Speaker 3: had those POV metal ones that clip onto shoes.
Speaker 5: Did you ever have that? Yes, So we couldn't afford
Speaker 5: roller skates.
Speaker 3: They went on your runners, yes, which is for was
Speaker 3: like a metal bracket with four wheels.
Speaker 5: And it went around the shoe and you'd feel like
Speaker 5: such a pop kid at the pool here game.
Speaker 1: I wasn't a roller skater. I was rollerblader.
Speaker 4: I mean obviously I was a rollerblade with the wrist pads.
Speaker 1: And you know what, thank god I wore them because
Speaker 1: I fell over a lot.
Speaker 3: You were part of the coke colored rollerblading team that
Speaker 3: would come out and do shows.
Speaker 4: No I wasn't, but I was a regular at roller
Speaker 4: Rama at Caribbean Garden.
Speaker 1: Absolutely that is a Melbourne icon because it's still there.
Speaker 5: I'd like to think.
Speaker 4: So, okay, ladies and gentlemen, it is time for a
Speaker 4: speed skater.
Speaker 1: Oh, they roll the dice and you go to.
Speaker 5: The corners and then they and then they would do
Speaker 5: the the skater to the other way.
Speaker 1: I go off, then I could turn the other way.
Speaker 4: But when the people did backwards, I was like, oh, no,
Speaker 4: I'm not that good.
Speaker 3: And then did they because they used to do this
Speaker 3: at the skateway. I used to go where they didn't
Speaker 3: the lights and do Okay, all the lovers now.
Speaker 1: And they play something from Strict Ball.
Speaker 5: Yes a.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's when I hit the cafeterias, hot cheesteaks.
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Speaker 1: Good morning, Good morning, how are you? I'm good?
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Speaker 17: Which horse won the Melbourne Cup in twenty twenty four?
Speaker 4: Three one thousand dollars?
Speaker 1: How do you remember that?
Speaker 5: It's just.
Speaker 2: Last year and I was I remember it because I
Speaker 2: went on it last year.
Speaker 1: Yes, good on.
Speaker 11: You, thank you so much.
Speaker 5: We're going to fix the other or you just go
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Speaker 5: What are you coming for dessert?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll bring dessert.
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Speaker 9: Robin?
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Speaker 3: thank you so much.
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Speaker 3: Welcome morning everybody, and welcome to your Thursday, or we
Speaker 3: like to say Happy Friday Eve.
Speaker 4: And it's an absolute sparkler there Melbourne.
Speaker 1: Soak up the vitamin Diggs. I think the weather's going
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Speaker 5: It, guys.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's great in the track, Not great, Melbourne.
Speaker 3: You know the weather's amazing for though, talk to me tonight.
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Speaker 3: Not right now, but coming up around eight thirty this morning,
Speaker 3: we are going to give you a chance to win
Speaker 3: the last invites to Nova's Red Room tonight with the
Speaker 3: great jelly roll. I've never seen phones go off for
Speaker 3: something so much for a long time since Grand Final
Speaker 3: Ticket Ballistic.
Speaker 5: Yeah, do not ring yet, do not ring yet. We're
Speaker 5: going to hang up.
Speaker 3: Hang up, We're gonna give tickets away.
Speaker 1: So we get to meet you all tonight to be there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, remember the game last one goes home.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's right, thank you. You said last night you're
Speaker 5: keen for one tonight.
Speaker 1: He was keen for one last night.
Speaker 5: Came for a night out.
Speaker 1: We'd have worked in. I didn't never wanted to go home.
Speaker 5: I do want to go.
Speaker 1: It's time because when I left, he's not the car yet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, we're on tonight.
Speaker 4: When I left him last night after work dinner, he
Speaker 4: was like, oh myber it's not working.
Speaker 1: I'll just stay here and wait.
Speaker 4: And so that I left and he's gone back in
Speaker 4: playing the food court, smashing a pizza and then wandering
Speaker 4: his greasy little hand and to play.
Speaker 1: On the Big Wheel. I love from a million miles.
Speaker 3: Away, the Big Wheel.
Speaker 5: Responsible.
Speaker 3: Hey guys, can I just spare a thought for a
Speaker 3: lot of parents across Melbourne for the next forty eight
Speaker 3: hours Halloween.
Speaker 4: Hell, but what about the rest of us that don't
Speaker 4: have kids, that have to decorate our house to please
Speaker 4: the kids in the.
Speaker 1: Name somebody think of it.
Speaker 4: And then if we don't have the candy they like,
Speaker 4: then they get to play a trick or any of
Speaker 4: the kids playing tricks?
Speaker 1: Are they just getting traits?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 5: I think it's all just it's what happens.
Speaker 1: If they ring the doorbell, go trick or treat and
Speaker 1: I go trick?
Speaker 5: Oh have to kill joy? Yeah, I wouldn't. I'd egg
Speaker 5: you that probably there they come back with eggs. They're
Speaker 5: probably key.
Speaker 1: You can't know about the tricks. Does anyone actually do
Speaker 1: the tricks?
Speaker 5: Here's my trick, Lauren Phillips.
Speaker 1: Do you think that's what happens?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Are you supposed to have a choice as a homeowner
Speaker 1: if you want trick?
Speaker 3: Yeah, But in twenty twenty five, the trick you or
Speaker 3: the works. The kid does the trick because you're not
Speaker 3: giving him a treat.
Speaker 1: So what do they do house?
Speaker 5: Yeah, they're probably penis is in your front lawn or
Speaker 5: something like that. On the ground.
Speaker 1: They do draw penises on your front lawn.
Speaker 3: You can't like twenty it'll be outlandish.
Speaker 1: Thing is what you're telling your kids to do.
Speaker 4: Don't Christ give the Hawkins family a treaty for Sam
Speaker 4: on the streets? Are going to draw a penis on
Speaker 4: your front lawn or pee your car?
Speaker 1: I don't think that's the kind of trick they're supposed
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 3: I would love to hear from parents this morning who
Speaker 3: have been experiencing Halloween hell.
Speaker 4: And people in the neighborhood who might be being tricked.
Speaker 4: I want to know about that. What are the tricks
Speaker 4: the kids are up to?
Speaker 5: And are your kids doing your head in?
Speaker 3: Are you running around from spotlight to spotlight trying to
Speaker 3: put together crazy costume?
Speaker 1: Mind here, I'm ready.
Speaker 3: If you're experiencing Halloween hell, give us a call it nova.
Speaker 3: Are you experiencing Halloween hell?
Speaker 7: Can I say before we do? Robert Irwin on Dancing
Speaker 7: with the Stars in the US Halloween in Inspired Dance,
Speaker 7: He's just he got too tense.
Speaker 1: Blood who's covered in blood?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: I don't ship full on the fake blood.
Speaker 5: No, that's a that's a sensitive topic for me.
Speaker 1: Why why fake blood had.
Speaker 3: To My nine year old was constructing his costume for
Speaker 3: Halloween this.
Speaker 1: Week, dressing us.
Speaker 5: He's got three options. I believe three, three.
Speaker 1: Costume changes he'll change.
Speaker 5: That's amazing, Mariah.
Speaker 1: Just like right goal is Mariah.
Speaker 7: You wouldn't have to do much bare she barely moves sparks.
Speaker 3: But he had like had a white track sit out
Speaker 3: in the front lawn the other day and he was
Speaker 3: splattering fake blood on it.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: And then I'm walking around the house, I'm like, what
Speaker 3: are these little droplets? And there he is in the house,
Speaker 3: the hands covered in fake But it looks like I've
Speaker 3: murdered someone in my house.
Speaker 1: That stuff doesn't It's Halloween.
Speaker 5: And that blogs in.
Speaker 1: The yard your different snatch job, for sure.
Speaker 5: We are.
Speaker 3: And then we started a little candy sweatshops. Had all
Speaker 3: the kids around the.
Speaker 4: Table were blowing up on our socials the other day
Speaker 4: about you saying candy.
Speaker 5: Do you know what? I've been biting my tongue the
Speaker 5: whole time?
Speaker 1: American?
Speaker 5: So American. It's because the kids are in the YouTube's.
Speaker 1: Shopping and you've been saying candy.
Speaker 5: Or sweets, sweet waits.
Speaker 1: Oh thanks, Nana, Mark, I.
Speaker 5: Got your fisherman's friend trick or tree.
Speaker 4: Fishermen call them sweets. It's so sweet. When when an
Speaker 4: old person says, would you like a sweet?
Speaker 5: I bet you?
Speaker 3: I bet you play the game my grandma used to play,
Speaker 3: Remember clinkets.
Speaker 4: Yes, I guess the color are Obviously you're an idiot
Speaker 4: if you're eating clinkers and not trying to guess what.
Speaker 1: Color it is.
Speaker 3: Yeah, my grandma will be like, you know one if
Speaker 3: you can pick the color, you get another one.
Speaker 1: You'd always pink always. I was really annoying when you
Speaker 1: get a green one.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yellow.
Speaker 1: Anyway, they're a great candy, the old clinker a great.
Speaker 5: Can thirteen twenty fourteen, are.
Speaker 1: You dishing out? Knock on your door?
Speaker 5: He bought a bulk pach bulk pack of She's gone
Speaker 5: to spend a Costco.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know what sheet and there aren't they? What
Speaker 1: do she got like spiders and ones?
Speaker 5: I bet I bet Lauren's got balls?
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no, but like Mars bars and like.
Speaker 5: Little mini oh yeah mineum a rough Broadway.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's gone and bought the I mean they're great, great.
Speaker 1: To dish amount. They're individually wrapped little spiders and things.
Speaker 1: I've seen them. I've seen him.
Speaker 4: You don't want to eat them. It tastes like plastic
Speaker 4: give me a Mars bar. If you give one of those,
Speaker 4: you deserve a trick. Who everyone to go to?
Speaker 3: No, no, no, that's not carry that. What do you
Speaker 3: what have you got ready? You have yearsly bars. Here's
Speaker 3: a protein shake powder.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's protein balls. They keep it clean a lot.
Speaker 4: It's individually wrapped. It's got to be individually wrapped. That's
Speaker 4: the thing you can't. And and because we also have
Speaker 4: my divine Nana Marg's birthday tomorrow, so we do have
Speaker 4: a family dressing as ninety four year old, I think,
Speaker 4: and we're.
Speaker 1: All going to dresses her.
Speaker 4: That's like one hundred days, one hundre days of pres
Speaker 4: And I said, well, we could just leave a bowl
Speaker 4: on the fence, and someone said.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, don't.
Speaker 4: It's not allowed to do that. You have to be
Speaker 4: there to hand it over. I can't just take things
Speaker 4: off the streets.
Speaker 5: No, no, no. We put a bowler.
Speaker 3: If it's raining or if we're going off trick or treating,
Speaker 3: we'll leave a bowl of candy.
Speaker 4: That candy, candy, but the promise sweet candy.
Speaker 3: It's bloody teenagers, mate, they come and clean you out.
Speaker 5: Do that.
Speaker 4: You've got the cameras. I'll be watching on the cameras
Speaker 4: going you took too many, put some back.
Speaker 5: I'm going to be out there with the hoes.
Speaker 4: Now, I'm well, that's a trick. I'm more interested in
Speaker 4: the tricks. Eliza on thirteen, twenty four ten. If you're
Speaker 4: getting involved, by the way, in Halloween trick or treating,
Speaker 4: I want to know what happens with the tricks, because
Speaker 4: everyone's just handing out treats these days. I want to
Speaker 4: know what's going on with the tricks, Eliza, You've tricked
Speaker 4: some people.
Speaker 10: Yes, good morning guys. Bought many many many years ago.
Speaker 10: But it was when of the cake pops are all
Speaker 10: the rage, it'll it's just take them orinkles. So we
Speaker 10: went out and got some really small Brussels sprouts and
Speaker 10: covered them in chocolate and stick on them, and the
Speaker 10: kids were stoked. So we told them they couldn't eat
Speaker 10: them until they got home, so hopefully they forgot about
Speaker 10: where they got them from.
Speaker 4: Now that's the thing, though, because you're supposed to do
Speaker 4: the trick as the person who gets the door knocked on.
Speaker 3: No, no, it's the kid knocks on the door, says trick.
Speaker 1: Or treat and then I say trick, And what happens.
Speaker 3: That's when they trick you do, like a car trip
Speaker 3: or something.
Speaker 6: What is it?
Speaker 5: What are they tricky?
Speaker 1: What do they do know it's tricking anymore?
Speaker 5: I don't get it? What is it?
Speaker 4: Little kids running around his K pop deem is just
Speaker 4: getting treats?
Speaker 1: You don't work for it.
Speaker 5: Don't they do some sort of some sort of talent.
Speaker 1: To talk to the kid?
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten Are there any kids out there?
Speaker 5: Something? The rules are simple? Oh?
Speaker 1: Good, trick like you know what? Your kids are spoiled.
Speaker 1: They just get what they want, which is treat, treat, treat, trade, treat.
Speaker 5: Every kid just tricky. No one's trick in these days?
Speaker 1: Well then no bring back trick or trick? All right?
Speaker 4: Hang on, someone's calling. Look there's people calling. What are
Speaker 4: the tricks that the kids up to? These?
Speaker 3: I just I think in twenty twenty five the tricks
Speaker 3: would be you're better off just giving them the master.
Speaker 4: Don't negotiate is where the problems come in. Kids whatever
Speaker 4: they want whenever.
Speaker 5: They don't negotiate.
Speaker 3: I think with kids, it's like the Golden rule, don't
Speaker 3: negotiate with terrorists.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, well that's true.
Speaker 4: Kids don't get between the kittens can be exactly Okay,
Speaker 4: they all lots.
Speaker 5: Next time, just roll the dice, live a little jas is.
Speaker 5: So what does Owen have to say? Morning? Owen? Now
Speaker 5: don't swear? How are you today? How old are you?
Speaker 13: I'm thirty?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 1: And Owen? What happens if someone says trick not treat?
Speaker 8: Basically what I do?
Speaker 9: Back?
Speaker 1: Yes, okay, all right, Oh I need.
Speaker 3: To teach my kids to juggle today. I've got a
Speaker 3: big day.
Speaker 1: Lisa, Good morning from East Oakley.
Speaker 4: Now did you trick? Did you ask for a trick
Speaker 4: or did someone else ask for a trick?
Speaker 5: Lisa, Lisa, Hello.
Speaker 1: What happened in trick or tray?
Speaker 13: Last you? My children went trick or trading? So I
Speaker 13: was with them. Yeah, that wasn't us doing the tricking.
Speaker 13: And we door knocked on this elderly couple's door and
Speaker 13: they were so gorgeous. So they did offer a little
Speaker 13: tree to begin with, and then they asked the children
Speaker 13: to trust their little doorbell. And when they trust the
Speaker 13: door bell, it sprew the border face.
Speaker 3: Good morning Melbourne, right on A thirty You are on
Speaker 3: the air with Jason and Lauren clint here as well,
Speaker 3: and the Great Murphy is going to be joining us
Speaker 3: on the air to talk cricket.
Speaker 1: Now, I've got a bone to pick with Murph.
Speaker 5: Hew whoa, whoa.
Speaker 4: Yeah, many years ago he gave me the fright of
Speaker 4: my life. Really, yes, okay, he's an intruder in my home. Hello,
Speaker 4: I'll tell you about it.
Speaker 3: So MERV has been to Lauren's house and it didn't
Speaker 3: end well. All right, Yeah, we will dive into that
Speaker 3: when he joins us. Coming up in minutes. Firstdayhous Red
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Speaker 1: One more to go? One more double?
Speaker 3: This is it final invite to jelly Roll in Nova's
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Speaker 4: Rachel, good morning, How are you good? Would you like
Speaker 4: our final invitation to see jelly Roll tonight live at
Speaker 4: the ESB and Nova's Red Room.
Speaker 5: You got it?
Speaker 1: Love to make you go to well, we will see
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Speaker 11: Thank you so much.
Speaker 5: No worries, Rach, You won't miss me.
Speaker 1: I'll be screaming down the front.
Speaker 5: You won't miss me. I'll be in shorts and a
Speaker 5: matching shit.
Speaker 1: Jas will be the one in a hot sweat.
Speaker 4: Yeah, twenty four degrees is pushing it for him.
Speaker 3: We'll have the full wrap up tomorrow on the show.
Speaker 3: But jelly Roll takes to the Nova Red Room tonight.
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Speaker 3: we'll see you tonight at the sb jelly Roll But
Speaker 3: coming up next you got beef.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, with Murphus.
Speaker 3: That's right, the Great Murphy is going to be joining
Speaker 3: us next. However, apparently he's been over to Lawrence.
Speaker 1: Yeesh, No, he I've got a bone to pick with Murphy's.
Speaker 5: Oh he's a bit bigger than you.
Speaker 1: Rolled the police and it was Murph Hughes's.
Speaker 3: Well, my money's on him. We'll find out and get
Speaker 3: to the bottom of that story. Next on number one hundred.
Speaker 18: Our next guest is one of the most legendary cricket
Speaker 18: players to ever come out of Victoria.
Speaker 17: That is a quite great Perhaps is the only thing
Speaker 17: grander than his cricketing career is perhaps his legendary handlebar mustache.
Speaker 5: Please welcome to the show.
Speaker 6: Thank you guys.
Speaker 1: I love that you're still rocking that mode.
Speaker 6: Well we used to be black and bristling. Now it's great,
Speaker 6: but it's.
Speaker 3: Like looking at a Turkey hair job next year. If
Speaker 3: you if you need to come over and join the club.
Speaker 5: I'm having second thoughts. What do you mean.
Speaker 1: Anyway? It's not about you two and your olment.
Speaker 5: Maybe it's by Yeah, that's not bad. I don't find it.
Speaker 1: How much maintenance does that mode take?
Speaker 8: Is it?
Speaker 1: Is it daily grooming?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: Keep it neat and perfect. No, it's yeah, it's immaculate.
Speaker 6: Yeah, it's just a get a trim maybe once every
Speaker 6: two months.
Speaker 1: That's it. It just knows what to do. It's been
Speaker 1: there for so long.
Speaker 3: Exactly, Hey merv under we're going to get to why
Speaker 3: you hear and you hear fronting a VB campaign. But
Speaker 3: just quickly were just listening in Clinch News there the
Speaker 3: tragic story about this young seventeen year old boy fern
Speaker 3: try Gully.
Speaker 5: He's lost his life a cricket training was hit in
Speaker 5: the in the normal Yeah.
Speaker 14: Well my understanding is it was very similar to what
Speaker 14: Phil Hughes went through. So hid in the in the
Speaker 14: side of the neck on an artery there and it
Speaker 14: just crushes the archery. So it just shows that even
Speaker 14: if you're wearing helmets and whatever, it's still a very
Speaker 14: dangerous game. And like Ozzie Rules football, like any cato football,
Speaker 14: really it's a contact sport. There's going to be injuries.
Speaker 14: You don't expect them to happen, but when they happened,
Speaker 14: they're just tragic.
Speaker 4: I remember when that happened to Phil Hughes, and my
Speaker 4: stepfather is involved in cricket as well, and it rocked
Speaker 4: the cricket community so desperately, and I remember thinking, wow,
Speaker 4: it is such a community though the cricket world, isn't it.
Speaker 4: And I'm sure there will be so many people with
Speaker 4: heavy hearts today hearing this story.
Speaker 6: Without doubt.
Speaker 14: So I heard the news last night that he'd been
Speaker 14: hit and he's in intensive care. But to hear that
Speaker 14: he's passed away, mate, it's just shocking.
Speaker 7: We senting a lot of love to the cricket family
Speaker 7: this morning, Club Infirtry Gully as well.
Speaker 1: Absolutely.
Speaker 5: Now on a much nighter note, can I ask what's
Speaker 5: the beef you've got with MERV?
Speaker 1: So MERV Hughes.
Speaker 4: Now, I'm going to take you back in time. I
Speaker 4: think I was nineteen, so I reckon.
Speaker 5: We've gone back a long way. The year was two years.
Speaker 4: It was two thousand and six. My parents were away.
Speaker 4: I still lived at home. I had the house to
Speaker 4: myself and I was walking through my living room and
Speaker 4: I heard you want to be mate, and I was like,
Speaker 4: there's no one else in the house, right And I
Speaker 4: was like.
Speaker 1: Someone's talking to me.
Speaker 5: You get an intruder?
Speaker 4: No, And I was like, someone's in the house. And
Speaker 4: I was like, no, I must have must have been
Speaker 4: on the TV. Anyway, I walked back in. I walked
Speaker 4: back into the living room later and I this, you
Speaker 4: want to call one doll?
Speaker 1: And I was like, what he's going on.
Speaker 4: I call my mom. I'm like, Mum, there is someone
Speaker 4: in the house. She's like, I'm telling you right now,
Speaker 4: there's no one in this house. And I was like,
Speaker 4: I'm going to call the police.
Speaker 1: You're not here. There is someone in my house. My
Speaker 1: brother came home and he's like.
Speaker 4: Oh no, it's an automated merv Hughes doll that when
Speaker 4: you walk past.
Speaker 1: It was a VB doll with you on it and
Speaker 1: it wouldn't talk.
Speaker 6: That that was boonie. No.
Speaker 1: And then there was one with you on it, and
Speaker 1: we did. We had one with you. We must have
Speaker 1: had this set because you were in it.
Speaker 14: Yes, so I was looking after Actually when I heard
Speaker 14: you speaking out there, I was out there before, and yeah,
Speaker 14: I've been to your place.
Speaker 6: I'm thinking I'm just going to get in there and
Speaker 6: just say it was Dipper.
Speaker 5: But now I can cut that that.
Speaker 1: I nearly called the police, but it was ab doll.
Speaker 8: I remember.
Speaker 1: It's still working.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so what have you brought out?
Speaker 3: These are great vb's Laws of cricket cans guys.
Speaker 14: To be honest, last time the Ashes went around England
Speaker 14: forgot some of the rules of the game.
Speaker 5: Laws of the game.
Speaker 6: And the big one was staying your carry. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 6: that wasn't Alex carry, that was John Best well.
Speaker 14: But yeah, but Martin Sharky in where the under fourteens
Speaker 14: taught me one lesson staying increase.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 14: So if you're in Yeah, what Martin going to do?
Speaker 14: You got still friends, you still coaching where be underforater?
Speaker 14: But yeah, just laws of laws of the game. To
Speaker 14: separate the spirit of cricket with the laws of the game.
Speaker 3: So their collector cans, you know, if you've got them,
Speaker 3: you're talking beer bottles and stuff like that.
Speaker 5: Fans will love these.
Speaker 3: They're available in Liquorland stores across Australia from November five.
Speaker 5: Do you have you still got all your old merchant
Speaker 5: playing gear from the day.
Speaker 14: A lot of it's been sort of given away for
Speaker 14: charity and stuff like that, but the main ones you keep,
Speaker 14: so eighty nine ashes, jumpers and church and three Yeah
Speaker 14: I did that. I look more probably akin to a
Speaker 14: cyclist than a creek.
Speaker 5: A little bit tight. So the ashes is upon us.
Speaker 7: It's always fantastic and merve you're a proud Victorian. Now
Speaker 7: it's time to get more Victorians into this Australian side.
Speaker 7: And it starts with Scottie Bowl and surely.
Speaker 6: You'd think so.
Speaker 14: With Pat Cummins injury, Pat came out and said there's
Speaker 14: only going to be three fast bawls because they're going
Speaker 14: to play Nathan Lyon with the injury to him. It's
Speaker 14: good to see him back bowling, but he's going to
Speaker 14: miss maybe the first Test, possibly the second Test, and
Speaker 14: even more so it's just a wait and see with him.
Speaker 14: But I like England jumping up and now saying Pat
Speaker 14: Cummins is out. We've got a real chance.
Speaker 6: Now, who's going to come into the side, Scott Bowl.
Speaker 6: There's an idea.
Speaker 5: It's pretty candy.
Speaker 14: And what they were saying two years ago Scottie Bowland
Speaker 14: doesn't worry us. What he did two years ago in England,
Speaker 14: he didn't do much. What did he do four years
Speaker 14: ago in.
Speaker 1: Australia at the I've got no idea what you're talking.
Speaker 14: I just know.
Speaker 5: All I know is Pat comments is a very good
Speaker 5: Have you seen him?
Speaker 4: Yeah, obviously have you know what I'm is because I
Speaker 4: grew up watching cricket. I loved cricket as a kid.
Speaker 4: But I feel like the characters are gone, like they're
Speaker 4: all a bit vanilla these days.
Speaker 1: Where are the merv hugheses and are they all a
Speaker 1: bit soft?
Speaker 14: No, I listen, it's only a rumor. They said fifty
Speaker 14: two I was on that flight, and that that is
Speaker 14: not even.
Speaker 5: Close to the truth.
Speaker 6: There was fifty three. So if people are going to
Speaker 6: tell a story, story.
Speaker 14: But the big thing about modern modern day sport in
Speaker 14: all codes is with the media, with social media, the
Speaker 14: players have gone to be so careful, so they're earning
Speaker 14: a heap of money. If they show any personality whatsoever,
Speaker 14: they get written off as two bobb las.
Speaker 5: Yeah, isn't it.
Speaker 6: So basically, you ask five.
Speaker 14: Different players the same question, you'll get the same answer
Speaker 14: because they've got this media training.
Speaker 6: Let the players be themselves.
Speaker 3: Socials were around back in your day.
Speaker 5: You were last one game?
Speaker 1: How was the celebration after games changed?
Speaker 4: Because I imagine you guys would have been down in
Speaker 4: the sheds smashing some cans.
Speaker 14: Finger Now I knew, I knew it was time to
Speaker 14: give cricket away when we started training.
Speaker 6: So I reckon.
Speaker 14: We may at Arden Street, the old North Melbourne footy ground.
Speaker 14: There came off after a Sunday morning session. Okay, normally
Speaker 14: there's party, pie, sausage, they had energy drinks, they had
Speaker 14: soup and they had.
Speaker 7: The teen fishermen here. Oh really that big barrow fishermen
Speaker 7: as well? You could Maybe you should go fishing in
Speaker 7: your tinny.
Speaker 5: You want to come on the boat, Murve, Yeah, not
Speaker 5: a proper Jason, never caught one.
Speaker 1: Yours is bigger.
Speaker 5: You'd have a bigger boat than me, Murv.
Speaker 6: You don't go out small tiny's chasing barrow?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I'm chasing anything. Puffer fishing.
Speaker 4: You can't catch on at a t He's never caught
Speaker 4: a fish and he's got a fishing boat. I've never
Speaker 4: in all these years. You know how blokes love showing
Speaker 4: off their catch to day. Never once has he turned
Speaker 4: up with a photo.
Speaker 1: Of a fish.
Speaker 14: Well you should come on our fishing shirp so move
Speaker 14: he's fishing fishing. Yeah, of course it goes right. You
Speaker 14: watch it for half an hour. People actually expect us
Speaker 14: to catch a fish.
Speaker 12: Come on and conda fishing shirt and perfect there the
Speaker 12: boat vbs a lluws of cricket cans are coming out.
Speaker 3: They drop in liquor leand stores right across Australia. From
Speaker 3: November five, the Great Mathews John on the thank you,
Speaker 3: Thank you guys, cheers for coming in. Cheers it is us,
Speaker 3: go on nine to nine. This is Alex Warren, great
Speaker 3: looking to her head, Blue Skys Sunshine top to twenty four.
Speaker 3: We are going for This is Nober one hundred guys,
Speaker 3: Big night tonight and the man Jelly Roll plays Novos,
Speaker 3: Red Room Love Jelly Looking forward to this tonight. The
Speaker 3: SB will be heaving big shout out to every.
Speaker 5: And it's called an invite. Come in, say hello today,
Speaker 5: have a lemonade with us. We might tie on and
Speaker 5: have a few.
Speaker 1: To get there early, and I'm going to stay there
Speaker 1: late tonight. I am living seeing it.
Speaker 5: Sister.
Speaker 1: Let's go, brother, Let's do it.
Speaker 5: Let's do it.
Speaker 1: Let's tear the years off it.
Speaker 5: They say the years off it years, We're going to
Speaker 5: tear them.
Speaker 1: We're doing it our way, and no one's stopping us.
Speaker 1: I actually don't know what that means.
Speaker 5: Is that, I don't know. We're just trying to sound young.
Speaker 5: Thank you for in flash forward. Jason. It's nine thirty.
Speaker 5: I've got to get no, but we need to get home. Oh.
Speaker 1: When I say I'm staying out late, I'm referring to
Speaker 1: this killing me.
Speaker 5: The years have been tiled off.
Speaker 1: I'm wearing sneakers because I'm getting in the pit. She
Speaker 1: shan't be wearing a heel.
Speaker 5: Absolutely, do we get your crowd surfing.
Speaker 1: No, I'm too heavy.
Speaker 5: I'll get dropped, Jason, and I can give it to
Speaker 5: the people. Will hold you.
Speaker 1: I'm not I'm people. Yeah, No, No, what about it.
Speaker 1: I'm not in the air being thrown around my shoulders.
Speaker 5: Yeah, too heavy.
Speaker 1: We did that once you said you needed a physio after.
Speaker 5: How rude.
Speaker 4: Also, I'm too scared to get downe I'm going to
Speaker 4: face just on the top. I was like, don't you
Speaker 4: try and squat down. Your legs will give way.
Speaker 1: I live here now, I'm permanently on good shoulders hanging.
Speaker 4: It's Halloween tomorrow, don't forget get out today, get your costumes.
Speaker 1: My costume now. Someone text men said, trick or.
Speaker 4: Treat the kids these days, If you say trick, they
Speaker 4: are practicing tricks and jokes and back.
Speaker 1: What are your kids doing as a trick?
Speaker 4: Imagine, Jason, you should you know what if someone joke
Speaker 4: around trying to do says.
Speaker 5: You should do, it's just in comedy, stand up.
Speaker 3: I'll jump, I'll jump through flaming hoops for a masspar
Speaker 3: seriously dressed?
Speaker 1: What are you dressing the joker?
Speaker 18: No?
Speaker 5: No, no, I hope as a brody costume.
Speaker 2: No costume yet, No for me, you're missing your pants.
Speaker 1: My costume here it is.
Speaker 5: Do you like it? It's beautiful?
Speaker 3: All right? Tomorrow our special Halloween show.
Speaker 5: He just remember noighbor's cash in the car.
Speaker 3: Your chance is win a brand new key and twenty
Speaker 3: five pay coming up what you listen to it?
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 3: Aaron rich when he plays Arianna Grande, give him a ring.
Speaker 5: You go on the running. We'll see you tomorrow. No no,
Speaker 5: no no no no no no.
Speaker 1: Everyone's throwing their arms in the air. Now that was Jace.
Speaker 1: What did he say wrong, Brody?
Speaker 5: Ariana was yesterday. We love Ariana, but today is Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 5: Please help Miley, Aaron Richie you cool. Hang sorry, guys,
Speaker 5: this is not on me. Check the paperwork. It says
Speaker 5: Miley Cyruh.
Speaker 7: Suck in, Jason, Thank you, Jason, Lauren Lauren wake up
Speaker 7: feeling
Speaker 1: Good Following them on the Socials.