Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne Way.
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren start your morning the right away.
Speaker 3: Be great. This is Jason Laurensgel one hundred.
Speaker 4: Well, good morning everybody working on Wednesday.
Speaker 5: How are we doing? Team?
Speaker 6: Good morning? I'm well, how are you we going?
Speaker 5: Good morning?
Speaker 6: Funny day Melbourne storm's coming.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, look at those emojis on the wed screen.
Speaker 7: Not a great day, wonder.
Speaker 4: My uh my young fella's gone on school camp, bad
Speaker 4: bad day stuff.
Speaker 3: Have you figured out if it's tensil cabins cabins that's
Speaker 3: good worries Philip Land nice, Yeah, there is a step
Speaker 3: down that way. I think that went as a child surfing.
Speaker 3: Can they do some surfing?
Speaker 5: Really? Just cold?
Speaker 6: Do they see the penguins.
Speaker 7: I don't believe they see the penguins.
Speaker 6: The penguins in Philip Islands.
Speaker 8: I know they sound a bit kitchen a bit go
Speaker 8: to Philip Island and see the penguins. It is such
Speaker 8: an amazing setup down there now, and there's like thousands
Speaker 8: and thousands of them.
Speaker 3: Does a drag on no, because you know, you know,
Speaker 3: when you take in as much as you want to basically,
Speaker 3: but you can leave when you start.
Speaker 8: Yeah, But it's like they're so cute. And sometimes you
Speaker 8: find lost ones in the car park after you've got.
Speaker 6: To try and read.
Speaker 8: They get a bit lost and get you gotta be
Speaker 8: really careful.
Speaker 5: Though, when you're reversing really.
Speaker 6: Yeah, like oh my god.
Speaker 8: There's so many of them, and they go to their
Speaker 8: little burrows and there's the babies and the moms looking
Speaker 8: for the babies, and or the moms sometimes gone get
Speaker 8: the fish and then bring it out to the feed them,
Speaker 8: and they feed them there.
Speaker 6: They regurge you to take the fish, and.
Speaker 7: Everyone sits there watching a lot of people. So food storks.
Speaker 5: It's victorious.
Speaker 6: They have you're very quiet, you're silent. Oh, you have
Speaker 6: to see they're clietly.
Speaker 7: They've got them on the end of killed a peer
Speaker 7: as well.
Speaker 6: I haven't been down to yes and kill yes them.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a big fence up, can't go.
Speaker 8: Down at sunset and sits there and it's beautiful apperl
Speaker 8: sprits and fish and chips.
Speaker 5: And regurgitates their brawl spirits.
Speaker 6: But they haven't since that new pier has been.
Speaker 3: It's beautiful. It's great down there fishing the other morning.
Speaker 3: That's a big circular one where people sun bake.
Speaker 6: It's we call ourselves mister and missus.
Speaker 7: Miler, mister and missus Melburn. I'll get you guys out.
Speaker 6: We've never been.
Speaker 3: Hey, guys, we're got a big show coming up today.
Speaker 4: Obviously we'll be across the fuel of Crisis forty bucks
Speaker 4: and then move on a bit.
Speaker 5: Of a cap on fuel. I don't know if that's
Speaker 5: gonna work.
Speaker 3: They're telling us to turn off our air conditioners and
Speaker 3: not to accelerate as much. Seriously, who's they as in
Speaker 3: the car recondition. It doesn't do it well. Motoring experts,
Speaker 3: you know, like the R A c V and then
Speaker 3: in those types motoring bodies.
Speaker 5: I said to Jas this.
Speaker 3: Morning, I said, you know his kids have all got
Speaker 3: free my keys. He can borrow that and jump.
Speaker 6: On the he can pay his way.
Speaker 4: Hey, we've got invites to the Nova Red Room. We
Speaker 4: dasher a little bit later on in the show Your
Speaker 4: best Fit from the Torio to Hybrid small Range.
Speaker 7: Oh what a feeling. Find your best fit now.
Speaker 4: Dash's latest EP, Anna is out now and if you
Speaker 4: want to join us in the Princes Band Room tomorrow night,
Speaker 4: just be listening. We've got invites coming up a little
Speaker 4: bit later on this morning and of course, money to
Speaker 4: go seven o'clock, eight o'clock we're going to be doing
Speaker 4: the project.
Speaker 5: Gather around as well? Not yet, oh shall I right?
Speaker 5: You're brought up now.
Speaker 3: Listen to the siren Melbourne. And when the siren plays,
Speaker 3: what did we? I just wasn't really When the siren,
Speaker 3: what does it do?
Speaker 5: Does it blurt? What is it? It sort of blurts?
Speaker 5: What does a siren do? Easy?
Speaker 7: Your mate?
Speaker 3: When the siren sounds, your mate, give us the buzz
Speaker 3: and you could be going to gather around in the
Speaker 3: mentioned it, haven't we? Next week you can do better.
Speaker 6: You can the ultimate trips together around up for grabs.
Speaker 4: Yes, this week the way there we go, let's get
Speaker 4: into it. It's tomorrow. Don't call today. This is tomorrow.
Speaker 4: It is five past six. Welcomey Wednesday, Melbourne. You're on Nova.
Speaker 3: Hooray.
Speaker 4: Where is my husband? It is eight past six here
Speaker 4: on Nova morning.
Speaker 5: Everyone.
Speaker 4: You are listening to Jason Lauren clint here as well.
Speaker 4: Whatever I get up to you.
Speaker 6: Yesterday we Clinty went out in the gym. Bros.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I had a jim Bro dinner last night.
Speaker 7: It's all the bros in the gym.
Speaker 6: Brocoln.
Speaker 7: That dessert went on.
Speaker 6: Flang an apple flange.
Speaker 5: It's not a flag and it's a flan.
Speaker 3: Very it was actually a tatan to apple tatan.
Speaker 5: You were generally speaking. I mean, you can have whatever
Speaker 5: you want.
Speaker 6: But I don't know what you're doing in your house.
Speaker 5: But an apple flan is probably more common than an
Speaker 5: apple flan. I'd be worried. So Google came in Apple.
Speaker 6: It was good.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: We went to a beautiful steak restaurant in Windsor. Actually
Speaker 3: so it was Matt my My, my good friend and
Speaker 3: personal trainer, and he invited all the Jimbros any gym, Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 3: Jack Charles, Jack Charles was not there.
Speaker 6: Charles from the Christy Swan Show. He's looking the good he's.
Speaker 7: Looking thick protein shake after.
Speaker 6: He actually doing that.
Speaker 5: He's ripped on the Celebrity Cook Chef.
Speaker 3: Is he he's Jim bro He was there now because
Speaker 3: he's so well known on the food circuit.
Speaker 5: We kept getting all these yeah, and also on.
Speaker 3: Saviva Savva, and then he was on Trice.
Speaker 5: I believe he's on Master Chef.
Speaker 3: Anyway, the chef at the State restaurant recognized him and
Speaker 3: started sending him all there sending us all these free
Speaker 3: dishes to try. It was great, these beautiful prawns for entre.
Speaker 3: And then when dessert came along, Matt the Personal Trader said,
Speaker 3: nobody's getting dessert, like, we need to try, We need
Speaker 3: to try.
Speaker 6: Click on to flange and he wants it.
Speaker 5: Now, beautiful caramel sauce all over it. No, it was
Speaker 5: a tatan. It's it's a.
Speaker 4: Question, yeah, question, that's pressure them when the chefs and
Speaker 4: stuff out, you've got to look.
Speaker 5: Like But he sent out one of the cram caramels
Speaker 5: and we can you still get them in the little cups.
Speaker 3: Trouble now, hang on, what's the one with the hard top? No,
Speaker 3: that's a crembell. We had a free kremberle a. And
Speaker 3: then we also got some sort of cheesecake, which is beautiful.
Speaker 4: Because we we're at a restaurant the other day. The
Speaker 4: family and I and God loved them. They were big
Speaker 4: fans of the show. Yeah, knew all about the show
Speaker 4: and everything, but then some of the food.
Speaker 3: Wasn't a big fan.
Speaker 6: Of listening to this.
Speaker 5: Seven So what do they make?
Speaker 7: I won't go into the type of food, but we've
Speaker 7: got we've got.
Speaker 5: To eat it.
Speaker 8: We've got to eat it need our support exactly now,
Speaker 8: when the when the trainer takes gym bros out is
Speaker 8: his shout.
Speaker 5: We all contributed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but dinner, it was just for a bit of
Speaker 3: a catch up celebration.
Speaker 5: Let's let's reset.
Speaker 6: Is it a bit of forty five or your high five?
Speaker 5: Because we're sessions.
Speaker 8: I remember when I used to go to forty five
Speaker 8: at the end of the class and make everyone high
Speaker 8: five and get a group photo. And I was like
Speaker 8: every on Sundays, I think on Saturday you had a
Speaker 8: big photo in front of the wall.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Saturday used to be a Hollywood day. Remember
Speaker 3: that they used to call it was the Hollywood workout.
Speaker 6: Is it still the thing of forty five?
Speaker 5: I think there's a few around, a few.
Speaker 6: If you didn't go to forty five, you weren't living.
Speaker 5: Well.
Speaker 3: It did in Australia. I don't know if it's still
Speaker 3: I mean not belly up. I think a lot of
Speaker 3: the franchises battled because a lot of the lot of
Speaker 3: the fitness, the fitness industry sort of you.
Speaker 5: Know Mark Wahlberg, I think he still does stupid question.
Speaker 5: Was a forty five minute workout? Yes? Yeah, it's pretty
Speaker 5: good forty five in out.
Speaker 3: Sea and then you don't forget a photo on the
Speaker 3: way out, high five your photo and protein.
Speaker 6: Hated high five Austrangers at the end of my workout. Yeah,
Speaker 6: it's like we're not friends. More sweaty.
Speaker 8: You know what, It's actually awkward when you see someone
Speaker 8: when you're leaving the gym and they go high and
Speaker 8: you're like, oh, don't touch me or kick like I'm
Speaker 8: hot and sweaty. Happened to me the other day when
Speaker 8: I left the gym.
Speaker 6: I told Clint.
Speaker 8: We bumped into someone and she was like, oh, something
Speaker 8: said you prig isn't wenting.
Speaker 5: For the hug and.
Speaker 4: Sweaty for this is the impression you're going to get
Speaker 4: you and you shouldn't be awkward, but take it.
Speaker 7: So what's on the weekend? Laurent God, she smelled and she.
Speaker 8: Well, you know, I've left the gym. I'm literally walking
Speaker 8: out of the gym. I'm red faced. Don't go for
Speaker 8: the kids, just so hard kissing, you know what, eyes down,
Speaker 8: don't make eye contacts.
Speaker 6: Now, I don't like it.
Speaker 3: You know your current personal trainer. She she worked at
Speaker 3: F forty five as my forty five person.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love you.
Speaker 6: She absolutely killed me yesterday.
Speaker 5: She ripped you a new one. What do you do? Well?
Speaker 6: I did personal this like I do dread day.
Speaker 8: I did pet and then I went home to lunch,
Speaker 8: and then I went back and did a run class.
Speaker 6: But I did a double yesterday stomping around.
Speaker 5: Oh is that Cheltenham?
Speaker 6: Yeah, my rabbit doing much business on a Tuesday there.
Speaker 7: Well, the kitchens open all afternoon.
Speaker 5: It's great.
Speaker 4: So you know how, like a lot of pubs and
Speaker 4: stuff will shut after lunch and then reopen at dinner.
Speaker 6: I just don't know many people frequenting pubs on a Tuesday.
Speaker 7: Yeah, like after school, take the kids there a little early.
Speaker 5: Dinner kids, after the plub, Here we go. It wasn't bad.
Speaker 4: We played a bit of shuffle because you know what,
Speaker 4: because the high school kid he was home because the
Speaker 4: teacher strike. And then what happened with the primary school kid?
Speaker 4: How do you had a temperature? He couldn't go.
Speaker 8: No, he put him in the car and make exactly Lauren, Well,
Speaker 8: he got the day off food because he was jealous.
Speaker 7: I know, should have made a march in the city
Speaker 7: with the teacher.
Speaker 6: The rules in your house if I tried that one.
Speaker 6: My mum would have kicked me.
Speaker 3: Hey, it's just gone this day off.
Speaker 8: He came to the pub instead of going to governmental
Speaker 8: company for that stuff.
Speaker 7: Yeah, they can have.
Speaker 3: In fact, they're listening right, they got bigger problems.
Speaker 4: Just go one quarter past six. Oh hey, yeah, thirteen
Speaker 4: twenty four to ten. Have you got a personalized number plate?
Speaker 7: Is it a nickname? Is a business?
Speaker 5: WI lated the hangover from the nineties. It is a
Speaker 5: hangover from the nineties. Love it.
Speaker 4: There's a whole new type of personalized plates about hit
Speaker 4: the rides here in Melbourne.
Speaker 7: We're going to tell you about next.
Speaker 4: But if you own a personalized number plate, I love
Speaker 4: when people use the numbers as letters as well.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah, I saw one yesterday and it was this
Speaker 8: sick missave four wheel drive. I couldn't work out what
Speaker 8: it was. I couldn't understand the first three those and
Speaker 8: the last was b O. I like boy, And I
Speaker 8: was like, is it like hot boy or what was
Speaker 8: this big boy? It was something, but I couldn't work
Speaker 8: it. It was too clever. It had numbers in there.
Speaker 5: To me one g boy, it.
Speaker 8: Was like, yeah, it was this like a hot guy
Speaker 8: driving it and I was like, I can't work.
Speaker 4: Gave me the twenty four ten is our number if
Speaker 4: you have personalized plates, and we'll tell you what's about.
Speaker 4: Hit the rights here in Melbourne. Next done over? Hey
Speaker 4: can you see I can see her with a mullet.
Speaker 5: I can see you look good with a mullet. Little bit.
Speaker 3: Actually I'm trying to grow a little bit of a mallet.
Speaker 5: I've got a sort of like the long features at
Speaker 5: the back of the.
Speaker 6: Why are you trying to do?
Speaker 5: Wow, just a little bit of something different now that
Speaker 5: I'm not on TV. I mean a bit of a mullet. Driving.
Speaker 3: Ah, driving with the mullet. Sorry, yes, now this is
Speaker 3: quite an amazing new thing hitting the roads in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: So VIC Roads have come up with mullet number plates. Right,
Speaker 3: so you can see this photo right here on the
Speaker 3: which is a Chinese EV standard at the front.
Speaker 6: Right eight CD.
Speaker 5: And then you look at the back and it's.
Speaker 3: Custom so basically short at the front, long at the back.
Speaker 5: See how fat and long it is.
Speaker 4: So it's a short number plate at the front, fat
Speaker 4: number plate at the back there making it a muther
Speaker 4: front plate party at the back.
Speaker 6: Wait, what's the different? What's the difference.
Speaker 7: You're looking at the numbers.
Speaker 3: Go to the front one so normal.
Speaker 6: Oh, there's slightly more space between.
Speaker 3: Because evs are just built a little bit differently.
Speaker 5: So they're calling it a mullet plate.
Speaker 8: All that marketing teams just trying to send their invoice.
Speaker 5: We thought it was brilliant.
Speaker 3: We thought it was good first date in the Australia
Speaker 3: to introduce.
Speaker 6: It's just different.
Speaker 3: Ratio, this new style of number plate. It's designed to
Speaker 3: fit Chinese manufactured evs.
Speaker 8: Because is that the way Chinese number plates in China?
Speaker 8: Do they only have number plates on the back question
Speaker 8: like in America.
Speaker 5: We'll currently you have to drill new holes in to
Speaker 5: the action.
Speaker 4: It doesn't look like blue drives to have all and
Speaker 4: it doesn't fit and it just doesn't fit properly.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so this is going to be seeing the mullet
Speaker 5: plates on the road a lot.
Speaker 6: Well you know what, Clint, Yeah, I can't wait.
Speaker 3: Do you want a mullet plate?
Speaker 8: No, I don't need it on mine because the Tesla's
Speaker 8: Tesla's American America.
Speaker 6: I drove behind a jilly. Yes, I've never seen it
Speaker 6: on the road. Do they good looking?
Speaker 5: Card? They are good looking?
Speaker 6: Shout out jelly Drivers's I'm on yesterday.
Speaker 5: It's no rapptor? Is that a Chinese?
Speaker 6: Isn't EV?
Speaker 3: Maybe hybrid?
Speaker 6: Maybe maybe petrol.
Speaker 5: We're saying a lot more given the current crosses.
Speaker 6: Of the cars are coming.
Speaker 5: Okay, so we're talking.
Speaker 3: I was looking to a hybrid Ranger.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well now is a good time to have anything, apparently,
Speaker 6: sales of EV.
Speaker 4: It's Rob Robin, good morning, Hello, good morning, tame. Hello,
Speaker 4: we got your personalized number plate.
Speaker 5: Person.
Speaker 9: Well, yes I am.
Speaker 7: Now watch your number plate.
Speaker 8: E M E l m R.
Speaker 6: Say it again. E M eight l M R E
Speaker 6: M so E mate mate l m R. What does
Speaker 6: that mean?
Speaker 8: Obama? Oh?
Speaker 6: What's in Bama?
Speaker 7: Are you baba?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Yeah, like for dead bodies or more random?
Speaker 6: What car are you driving around with that on?
Speaker 3: Like a hurt? No?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 5: Do you people?
Speaker 3: Just answerious question.
Speaker 9: So it's a regular car.
Speaker 10: It's a Honda.
Speaker 9: It's my personal car.
Speaker 8: Jason.
Speaker 1: Did you say, do you do people?
Speaker 5: No? God, no, that stupid question.
Speaker 6: When they come from me, that's what generally, that's generally
Speaker 6: what they do.
Speaker 7: Well no, no, no, they do animals and stuff.
Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, correct, So Robin, you're driving a Honda with
Speaker 8: Obama on it.
Speaker 5: M A L M.
Speaker 3: But that's the.
Speaker 6: Obama just so everyone knows. Because when you die, she's
Speaker 6: the one that's going.
Speaker 5: To make it. She won't feel you.
Speaker 6: Hot boy, I saw yes, hot boy.
Speaker 7: Well, Robin, hopefully we don't see each other soon and
Speaker 7: have a nice day.
Speaker 6: We'll give you two think we see.
Speaker 5: On the road.
Speaker 7: Brendan, what's your number plate?
Speaker 3: It is D D y.
Speaker 8: H E.
Speaker 11: Daddy Daddy cheap no Daddy shark by D shark.
Speaker 5: Sh Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, daddy daddy.
Speaker 6: Are you are you a daddy, Brenda?
Speaker 10: I am.
Speaker 4: I've got three boys.
Speaker 6: Do they love the daddysh shark vehicle?
Speaker 5: They do?
Speaker 6: That's a good one.
Speaker 12: I like that around that Do you have to?
Speaker 5: I mean that's saying your pie for obviously. So what
Speaker 5: is it? What does it cost you, Brennan?
Speaker 11: Just a normal personal number plates six hundred odd bucks
Speaker 11: and I.
Speaker 6: Went to change my number plates. Remember the woman was
Speaker 6: trying to send with the leopard print.
Speaker 7: If you racked up in a Testla with.
Speaker 6: Leopard print number plate, screamed midlife.
Speaker 7: Christ, I reckon I back into the wall in the car.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'd be slowly turning into stiffness, marm.
Speaker 3: She's got to going on there, she really does, Leslie.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Good morning guy.
Speaker 5: You got some personalized number plates you can tell us about.
Speaker 9: I have actually worth more than the cars. Cars worth
Speaker 9: about five hundred books.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I reckon we have. I remember you.
Speaker 9: You mentioned me two weeks ago and I was like,
Speaker 9: oh my god, the kookie.
Speaker 6: Woman had bought all the number plates and tried to
Speaker 6: sell them.
Speaker 9: Yeah, supreme dash ounds, all.
Speaker 5: Right, what's your pride and joy?
Speaker 9: The one that I've got on my car is I
Speaker 9: am and you.
Speaker 8: I'm not yea.
Speaker 9: And that actually got me into trouble last week because
Speaker 9: I had a flat battery and outs called roadside this. Yeah,
Speaker 9: and she gets saying, oh what she remember number? I
Speaker 9: said I don't have it, so I'll just give me
Speaker 9: a plates and I said, oh, I'm not, and she
Speaker 9: gets saying, no, give me a number plate, I'm not.
Speaker 9: And then she said can you just type it in?
Speaker 9: And then she did and she started laughing. But I've
Speaker 9: actually got a pay.
Speaker 6: As an investment, Leslie.
Speaker 9: Yeah, ten years ago and I've still got them all.
Speaker 6: Didn't you try and sell me Gary Ablet's number plate
Speaker 6: or something?
Speaker 9: Yeah? I love aablet. I love tablet, I love Buddy,
Speaker 9: I love Usher, I love grog.
Speaker 6: You don't have that.
Speaker 9: I know my sixteen year old song at the time
Speaker 9: he said, mom, get I love grog and I I
Speaker 9: tried to sell them to a beer company and they said,
Speaker 9: if it was I love beer.
Speaker 6: So you've had no luck selling I love ablet good investment.
Speaker 9: No, I've had them for ten years and I was
Speaker 9: hoping that I could come into the studio and sell
Speaker 9: them off and put them to sleep.
Speaker 3: You care if you want to buy iland you get
Speaker 3: I love that let in leopard print?
Speaker 5: How can that be? We're looking for leopards. Seriously, yes, seriously.
Speaker 9: These are just these are actually slim lives. But do
Speaker 9: you know what the funny thing was. I wanted to
Speaker 9: I wanted to donate is Love Buddy to the Fidy Appeal?
Speaker 9: Oh yep, And they said there wasn't interested, not.
Speaker 6: Even for charity, Leslie, So it wasn't worth the investment
Speaker 6: as much.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 5: No, no, No, there'll be a time. There'll be a time.
Speaker 4: Hey, it has just gone twenty seveney.
Speaker 5: We'll check your underwork.
Speaker 4: The latest in years petrol dramas continue across Melbourne Clint's
Speaker 4: got all the latest details coming up next here on Nova.
Speaker 3: Good morning, welcomey Wednesday. Well, good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 5: Hey.
Speaker 4: One of our favorite times of the year is gather
Speaker 4: Around in South Australia and I'll tell you what we
Speaker 4: are giving away the ultimate trips to gather around the
Speaker 4: twenty twenty six AFL Toyota AFL Grand far I gather Round.
Speaker 4: It's a festival of footy in South Australia. It's from
Speaker 4: April nine to twelve. You can load up the crew
Speaker 4: and hit the road with a Toyota. We're gonna give
Speaker 4: you a brand new ut to drive there, the Tundra.
Speaker 5: Tundra.
Speaker 4: You and three mates will put you up at a
Speaker 4: nice winery. Chuck your some spending money plus multiple games
Speaker 4: you'll be going to.
Speaker 3: What a weekend, ultimate road trip to How fun to
Speaker 3: the festival of footy?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Great week do it and it is it's heaving so
Speaker 3: start this time. What do you think about the Twilight
Speaker 3: Grand Final?
Speaker 7: Oh God, I just feel like it's the same argument is.
Speaker 5: But I've turned. I was a traditionalist and now I'm
Speaker 5: thinking it's time. It's time.
Speaker 3: I went.
Speaker 8: When it was in Brisbane and filight It was a
Speaker 8: disaster because everyone got on the piece at ten am
Speaker 8: and drunk all day long. People were sideways before the
Speaker 8: start of use.
Speaker 3: It was in Brisbane though, well just anywhere.
Speaker 8: People get so excited on round final, even if you
Speaker 8: went to a lunch, people were absolutely maggot.
Speaker 7: Rolling into their like the day vibe we're gonna it.
Speaker 8: Was beautiful and the fireworks the end was stunning, but
Speaker 8: people were trolley Australian's.
Speaker 5: Car do it?
Speaker 3: Do you think the reason the AFL wants a twilight
Speaker 3: Grand Finals for the fireworks at the end.
Speaker 7: That's the only it doesn't rape better or something.
Speaker 5: Well probably probably would probably would rate a lot better.
Speaker 7: It's an all day well yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 8: Everyone gets so trolley that the Australians can't do it,
Speaker 8: but that's why we should do it.
Speaker 6: No, we can't be trusted. We just can't trust me.
Speaker 7: I went it was we can't be trusted.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I did. I want other people we all did.
Speaker 6: And I do the Today Show the next day and
Speaker 6: then the party started. I was like, let's go to
Speaker 6: like a post game party. It was like midnight, come
Speaker 6: good and then it just started.
Speaker 7: We can't be during the day we can't be trusted
Speaker 7: trust me.
Speaker 3: This is let's say to our first guess.
Speaker 1: It's pretty cool when Chris Hen'sworth creates a new series
Speaker 1: about unlocking health and wellness secrets around the world and
Speaker 1: then picks.
Speaker 11: You to star in it.
Speaker 13: Well, that's exactly what happened.
Speaker 11: With our next two guests. This is As and Top
Speaker 11: to Earth. We're going to get up Crystal, please welcome
Speaker 11: to the show.
Speaker 13: As a ends my check, my check. Happy, I'm ready,
Speaker 13: So we're starting there. No, we're on all right.
Speaker 3: The mic check is working as good morning.
Speaker 6: Good morning.
Speaker 5: How are we?
Speaker 6: We're very well.
Speaker 11: Now.
Speaker 8: These two I've been friends with for quite some time.
Speaker 8: In fact, Zok was my old housemate.
Speaker 6: We live together.
Speaker 7: Can I ask, are you concerned he's about to become
Speaker 7: a dad?
Speaker 6: No, because he's brought up so many of our friends children.
Speaker 13: Yeah, I've actually changed one of Chris's daughter's nappies. So
Speaker 13: I changed.
Speaker 5: That's that's a good mate.
Speaker 13: Any since then, that's the only one. Let's set the
Speaker 13: records straight. This wasn't yesterday. This was like a long
Speaker 13: time ago when I first started working with Chris. Was
Speaker 13: the first nappy I changed?
Speaker 6: Only one?
Speaker 13: Yep, And she's been in that ever since. I remember
Speaker 13: that well.
Speaker 14: I first come to Laos in Malibill and Chris is like, here,
Speaker 14: can you quickly help me out?
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh boy, and I just wow.
Speaker 4: Now can we get some background on how the relationships
Speaker 4: all stuff?
Speaker 6: How did you three become friends? Are?
Speaker 5: Okay?
Speaker 13: So I met Chris first in primary school.
Speaker 14: He went sure to tell everyone that I Aaron tact
Speaker 14: on later. So Chris was a year above me. I
Speaker 14: met Chris, and I think it was about grade three.
Speaker 14: I was about eight nine years old. Chris went to
Speaker 14: high school and that's when he met Aaron.
Speaker 3: Right, gotcha is true love?
Speaker 5: And then.
Speaker 2: You both work with him there? Yeah, what's your job?
Speaker 2: I'm an assistant for Chris yet thirteen years in yep.
Speaker 14: On Chris's personal trainer, and I like to call myself
Speaker 14: the junior assistant as well.
Speaker 5: Job I will not do. So what does the assistant do?
Speaker 5: What does he do?
Speaker 7: What does he do?
Speaker 5: Because I'm in the market for one?
Speaker 13: Okay, we can talk after the show. You put a
Speaker 13: dollar sign it and I'll see if I can.
Speaker 6: Come over to you has more money? It's true, and
Speaker 6: you do everything?
Speaker 10: Is everything?
Speaker 5: Not very well? Though, I think that's what it is.
Speaker 2: You just do everything. Mediocre is good. You can't be
Speaker 2: good at everything. So that's how I look at it.
Speaker 4: And then Doc, did you have a background in personal training? Well,
Speaker 4: how did you get employed as the.
Speaker 14: Personal training Well that's a very big look to be technical.
Speaker 14: I was not a qualified personal trainer when I started
Speaker 14: with Chris. Okay, I was an electrician.
Speaker 5: So tell the training.
Speaker 6: Tell the story of how this starts.
Speaker 13: Okay, So well there's it's quite a story. I'll try
Speaker 13: and make it quick.
Speaker 14: We used to catch up with Chris at the end
Speaker 14: of every year, when you start to take off, We'll
Speaker 14: go on holidays.
Speaker 13: We're in Costa Rica together. Chris was trying to lose weight.
Speaker 14: I had a little bit of a background in boxing,
Speaker 14: so I was boxing with Chris on holidays when we
Speaker 14: were in Costa Rica.
Speaker 5: Remember that.
Speaker 14: Then it got to I think east of the next year,
Speaker 14: I'm on the rialto pulling cables, building site, Trady Bloke,
Speaker 14: eating pies, that kind of stuff. Get the phone called zok.
Speaker 14: I wanted I want to use you to get ready
Speaker 14: for this film. Will be like a six week boot camp.
Speaker 14: And I was like, oh yeah, mate, Let us know.
Speaker 14: Within a week, I was across the l A training Cris.
Speaker 5: And then that was it.
Speaker 7: The tool belt was down, tool belt was down.
Speaker 14: Flew first class quantas pointy end of the plane, love
Speaker 14: and line.
Speaker 6: And then I completely unqualified.
Speaker 13: Hang on and hang on, hang on. I knew I
Speaker 13: had to be some boxing. I had done some boxing,
Speaker 13: had a couple of celebrity and now, but did you
Speaker 13: get it?
Speaker 7: Did you get him ready for the movie?
Speaker 13: Of course I didn't.
Speaker 14: Then he took me on the film because I excelled
Speaker 14: and I did so well. And then I've done courses since.
Speaker 4: I was about to ask if you go on back
Speaker 4: and take strength and conditioning, I've done.
Speaker 13: I've done my pets so three and four I did
Speaker 13: all online.
Speaker 6: You're one of the most in demand personal training in
Speaker 6: the world, Blanchet.
Speaker 13: Who else?
Speaker 5: Bring on? Bring on people, Let's go me.
Speaker 13: And look at standards in fantast fantastic.
Speaker 7: Thanks boys, he's reset week.
Speaker 8: Okay, so you I mean you Chris's best mates and
Speaker 8: now you're doing your own TV show.
Speaker 6: Yeah, so you're being sent to travel around the world
Speaker 6: and try it. Now, this is right up. Clint santaways
Speaker 6: Alie Health and Fitness fats.
Speaker 5: Is that right?
Speaker 6: What's the weirdest thing you've had to do?
Speaker 5: You would love this. It's like our segment fab or fab.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, this is right up your alley.
Speaker 13: That's that's a tricky one.
Speaker 8: I saw one episode where like Zoch was eating like
Speaker 8: no carbs and sushi and Aaron Jase, this is up
Speaker 8: your ally. Aaron had to eat as much bad food
Speaker 8: as he could in a day. What happened to his body?
Speaker 2: And my mum was watching with me, going, Aaron, what
Speaker 2: do you keep eating the bad food on my moment?
Speaker 5: Since a TV show?
Speaker 13: They're making me Okay, you're not. It's like I've got
Speaker 13: an eating disorder or something that my mum was like,
Speaker 13: what are you eating the bad food?
Speaker 5: Eat something healthy? Like Zoki?
Speaker 7: I know an unqualified trainer that can get you.
Speaker 13: How dare you?
Speaker 6: Have you guys ever discussed who Chris likes better out
Speaker 6: of either of you?
Speaker 13: Oh, we get into it from time to time.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I do. I do with him.
Speaker 13: I think he'll got yeah exactly.
Speaker 6: Like if you both text him right now and urgently,
Speaker 6: who do you reckoned?
Speaker 3: Reply?
Speaker 5: I reckon?
Speaker 13: Because Aaron's assistant and there's like.
Speaker 4: A challenge I know, but you're about to have a baby,
Speaker 4: so as a friend, I might be looking out for you.
Speaker 4: So here's what we're going to do. We're going to
Speaker 4: go to a song and an ad break. What we
Speaker 4: want to do is we want to get you guys
Speaker 4: to craft a message, right yeah, basically saying, hey bro.
Speaker 3: I need to talk to you. Say it in your words,
Speaker 3: don't give any reason why or anything.
Speaker 6: It's the ultimate best friend.
Speaker 7: And say can you get back to me?
Speaker 8: Wow?
Speaker 5: Straight away?
Speaker 7: I reckon, He's going to go and let's see who
Speaker 7: he contacts first.
Speaker 13: Okay, challenge, all right, challenge, except let's do it all right?
Speaker 4: Oh, we got the boys, Zaki and Aza with us
Speaker 4: at the moment. Make sure you watch the show Azarin
Speaker 4: Zoch do Earth. It's available on Chris Hemsworth The Wild
Speaker 4: State YouTube channel. Boys, you get texting, we're going to
Speaker 4: come back and find out who really is the best
Speaker 4: because who mean him first?
Speaker 5: Again?
Speaker 13: I did, right, of course I did. That's not even a.
Speaker 4: Dare you You are on the air with Jason Lauren
Speaker 4: Clint here as well and tell these lads.
Speaker 11: It's pretty cool.
Speaker 1: When Chris Hemsworth creates a new series about unlocking health
Speaker 1: and wellness secrets around the world and then picks.
Speaker 5: You to star in it.
Speaker 15: Well, that's exactly what happened with our next two guests.
Speaker 3: This is as and Top to Earth.
Speaker 13: How we're going to get up.
Speaker 11: It's called Chris.
Speaker 4: All right, boys, trying to test out how you both
Speaker 4: say you Chris Hemsworth's best mate.
Speaker 7: Who is the better mate?
Speaker 4: We're getting you guys to type text currently to Chris
Speaker 4: and so I need to talk call me Aaron you
Speaker 4: top yours sends it? Yeah, you already said, okay, quick, quick, quick, quick,
Speaker 4: there we go. Okay, messages all right, messages are sent? Ye,
Speaker 4: all right, first one to get a reply from Chris.
Speaker 4: We will crown the best friend. Okay, what did you talk?
Speaker 7: Ms?
Speaker 5: You around?
Speaker 13: Chat quickly? It's urgent us a call. If he calls me,
Speaker 13: then you know I'm yeah, that's true. Hang on, but
Speaker 13: I have to bother Chris all the time with work stuff.
Speaker 13: More of a friend.
Speaker 6: He likes making money, so he might have an opportunity.
Speaker 13: Would be money.
Speaker 3: I should have done that.
Speaker 4: Okay, So just to recap as you are pretty much
Speaker 4: personal assistant, right and so your personal trainer. But I
Speaker 4: will point out that you're about to have a baby. Yes,
Speaker 4: so as a mate, if you've got a message like that,
Speaker 4: you might go.
Speaker 2: Done a baby emoji. Oh as an email, it was
Speaker 2: about Chris. Where it was about him? What time does
Speaker 2: that account?
Speaker 13: He's in Hawaii at the moment he's in Hawaii. I
Speaker 13: should have wrote a loha.
Speaker 6: Well, let's see what happens now.
Speaker 8: The reason we've got you too in is because you
Speaker 8: have a new show called As and Zok Do Earth.
Speaker 8: It's basically, would you say, it's all the things that
Speaker 8: Chris doesn't want to put his body through, so he.
Speaker 6: Said you two to do it.
Speaker 2: I think also just he's too famous to just walk
Speaker 2: around and it's like we are so yeah, So I
Speaker 2: think it's that that's a big part. I actually wore
Speaker 2: a Chris and for face mask for one of the
Speaker 2: episodes to see if he could do that. And it
Speaker 2: was in Japan obviously a busy place.
Speaker 11: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Not as yeah, maybe not as big there as I thought,
Speaker 2: you know it could be. Look, it was a pretty
Speaker 2: good mask.
Speaker 13: It was actually on him, but it was like it
Speaker 13: was kind of curve.
Speaker 2: So my face was curved because it wasn't you know,
Speaker 2: it wasn't It was a movie quality mask.
Speaker 6: It wasn't prosthetic.
Speaker 13: That wasn't prosthetic.
Speaker 7: This show is right up your what is yeah?
Speaker 5: Because I do it.
Speaker 3: I run a segment which is Melbourne's favorite segment, called
Speaker 3: fad or fab. So basically I road test different sort
Speaker 3: of whether it be sort of food fitness trends, like
Speaker 3: what did we do?
Speaker 5: We did? Shocked you Matte? Do you if you lay
Speaker 5: on a shackty mat is that love it?
Speaker 13: Stand on one of those?
Speaker 5: So you said it was a buddy?
Speaker 13: Okay, Yeah, Chris is actually got one for a little curve.
Speaker 5: Is good.
Speaker 6: Have you heard of grounding sheets?
Speaker 13: Yeah, I've got one. It's actually it works. I don't
Speaker 13: know how has it been proven on TikTok?
Speaker 5: Do you know what's said?
Speaker 4: Clint bought the travel version and we'll pack it when
Speaker 4: he stays at hot put the sheet too.
Speaker 3: Far, too embarrassed when housekeeping came around. So I'd stripped
Speaker 3: the bed of the grounding sheet, put it in my
Speaker 3: bag and then have to breathe.
Speaker 12: It's a lot of efforts.
Speaker 2: I have to change the sheets a lot. It's not
Speaker 2: that reason exactly, but yeah, I know the problem.
Speaker 8: I've got one more for you now. I've seen this
Speaker 8: on TikTok and Instagram. Do I need one of those
Speaker 8: vibrating plates that everyone's standing on the.
Speaker 13: Okay, okay, but where we're going this feels like a
Speaker 13: poor question. Again.
Speaker 8: You stand on it and it vibrates, and people do
Speaker 8: it for ten minutes in the morning. It's meant to
Speaker 8: help lymphatic drainage, clarity, brain fog, all the things.
Speaker 14: Look, I'm not really a personal trainer, so yeah, but
Speaker 14: you know about vibrating plates.
Speaker 13: You don't need to be a trainer for that.
Speaker 5: No.
Speaker 13: Are we talking about the ones in the gym or
Speaker 13: the ones that you can have.
Speaker 6: One at home and you stand on it minutes in
Speaker 6: the moment.
Speaker 13: No, So when you say plate, can you also eat
Speaker 13: off it later? It is it multi stand on. I
Speaker 13: don't want to eat off it makes you feel good
Speaker 13: to it.
Speaker 4: It feels a little bit like, you know, like the
Speaker 4: machines that flog off on Good Morning Australia just to
Speaker 4: try and get Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I used to want to.
Speaker 2: We can actually probably do an episode on it, and
Speaker 2: we can let you know we can do if you
Speaker 2: speak to Chris.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I will say yes to a vibrating plate.
Speaker 13: I feel like most people would.
Speaker 5: Is like what so Asa and Zoch do.
Speaker 4: It's available to watch on Chris Hemsworth's Wild State YouTube channel.
Speaker 4: We were testing how good their friendship is with Chris.
Speaker 4: You both sent text messages about five minutes ago.
Speaker 6: Hasn't replied to.
Speaker 13: Should texted as well?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Text you even know we met it.
Speaker 13: We met him on a red carpet once.
Speaker 6: Keep writing on those coat boys.
Speaker 3: All right, let's do it. Seven o'clock and eight o'clock.
Speaker 4: We're a little bit late. Seven o'clock and eight o'clock.
Speaker 4: Every day we give you a chance to win five
Speaker 4: thousand dollars.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're doubling your chances. And today we're going to
Speaker 6: travel Cork.
Speaker 16: Kurt.
Speaker 12: Good morning, Kurt, good legend.
Speaker 5: How are we.
Speaker 3: To We're good, We're good, Yeah, we're good.
Speaker 6: You weren't asking me? All right, Kurt.
Speaker 8: Now we've got three questions lined up, and I believe
Speaker 8: today you want to play for five one hundred dollars.
Speaker 6: Let's do it.
Speaker 11: Five hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: Rule so simple.
Speaker 4: You hear a question, you hear a three to two one,
Speaker 4: you must answer within that time. Okay, I believe he
Speaker 4: wants the money for a night out with the muscles,
Speaker 4: all right for five hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: Your question is.
Speaker 11: What is the name of the team?
Speaker 13: Ted less So coaches on ted less So three two.
Speaker 3: One, it's one of my face what ted Lasso, Richmond
Speaker 3: rich here's the man.
Speaker 13: Let's bring it rother four or three?
Speaker 10: What two three four?
Speaker 13: The greyhound fill three nil down in the second half.
Speaker 5: They need something and they need it soon. Never finished it.
Speaker 3: I've started back and jumped it.
Speaker 5: The kids get into it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, very safe for kids. And it's back in the summer,
Speaker 3: the European summer coming up, so a few months away.
Speaker 4: A tea like candles and meal at home unfortunately, but
Speaker 4: thanks to giving a crack mate.
Speaker 6: All good, thanks legend.
Speaker 3: No worry, great day, summer home wrecker.
Speaker 4: Gosh, she's gonna be a wet one today, wet and
Speaker 4: dark across Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Dare I say back a puncho? Yeah, and maybe stay
Speaker 3: inside because that thunderstorm. Yes, looks bad. School drop off
Speaker 3: will be nuts this morning. Take it easy on the roads.
Speaker 4: Are you are listening to Noble one hundred you're on
Speaker 4: the air, which is Lauren Clinty as well.
Speaker 7: Luddy yeah, miss Phillips. Yes, we need to clear up
Speaker 7: a rumor.
Speaker 6: Hit me, I love a rumor.
Speaker 4: Your boy, your fiance safe poorly poorly in the paper
Speaker 4: today with a good mate of yours, Matt Damon.
Speaker 6: What have they done?
Speaker 3: Is your fiance supposed to be working? Just before I
Speaker 3: go into this, is he supposed to be anywhere?
Speaker 6: Very moment?
Speaker 7: I want to get him in troubles broken?
Speaker 8: Well?
Speaker 6: Why what did he?
Speaker 3: Where is he?
Speaker 7: Will you tell me firstus his first to be working?
Speaker 4: I mean I think so, yeah, well he's working.
Speaker 7: He's just working out of Ballano by the looks.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, he had to go to barn.
Speaker 4: So your boy was spotted with Matt Damon at the
Speaker 4: air porto flying from Melbourne to Ballina. But the story
Speaker 4: says they were they were spotted flying economy class on
Speaker 4: Virgin Australia. Now I know the news story centered around
Speaker 4: movie star Matt Damon flying economy. I'm more concerned about
Speaker 4: your fiance fitting in economy. He's a big boy's boy.
Speaker 8: I mean, I don't understand the fuss about the Matt
Speaker 8: being at the airport that's happy.
Speaker 7: To pay nine dollars for pringles as normal people.
Speaker 8: No, he's he's looking fit at the moment, Maddie, I
Speaker 8: don't think you'd be buying the brinles.
Speaker 10: You know.
Speaker 7: Matt's a fair enough.
Speaker 3: This cracks me up. The Royal Show in Brisbane.
Speaker 5: He loves ehibition.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I grew up on the main streets.
Speaker 5: It's like the Royal Exhibition. So they caught the echa yeah.
Speaker 6: Exhibition.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so and I love it. It's like the
Speaker 4: show bags. They've got the bloody the wood shopping all yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Has Matt gone a couple of times?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 6: Is easter is no?
Speaker 7: No, it's a little bit later is a quote.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he's been.
Speaker 8: He takes He's taken these girls a couple of times
Speaker 8: with Paul, and Paul's taking his nieces and the girls
Speaker 8: have all run them up together.
Speaker 10: This is what I love.
Speaker 4: They go out and Barron, they go to away a
Speaker 4: film mattress. But he's been quote talking about the Echo.
Speaker 4: This is Matt Damon. I love it here. This is
Speaker 4: our second year in a row. A shout out to
Speaker 4: everyone at the Echo. You guys do a great shop.
Speaker 6: Yeah, he loves it.
Speaker 5: He's full.
Speaker 3: It's a dad.
Speaker 5: Do they have what are those sausages?
Speaker 3: Susage on the stick dag wood?
Speaker 6: Yes, they had the potatoes on a stick.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, yeah, the chips are the curly one chip
Speaker 5: on a stick.
Speaker 7: How much do they set you back to these sticks?
Speaker 7: Sixteen bucks?
Speaker 10: It's good.
Speaker 3: When was the last time he had one?
Speaker 5: We went to the show about four years ago. Yeah,
Speaker 5: and we got the Sultan Viniga version. That was beautiful.
Speaker 6: I remember that, and you still remember how much it costs?
Speaker 7: No, no, I bought something down at Morti Alec a
Speaker 7: couple of weeks.
Speaker 6: But yeah, you're a potato and a stick, supporting small business,
Speaker 6: just a normal guy like the rest of.
Speaker 7: Its exactly just having my potato on a stick in
Speaker 7: a park.
Speaker 6: I think people.
Speaker 8: I find it funny that people are always genuinely surprised
Speaker 8: when celebrities do normal things, you know, but they are
Speaker 8: just normal people.
Speaker 6: I saw that, what was it?
Speaker 8: He there was like a rock star and he's not
Speaker 8: from Kiss, from one of those bands, in his like
Speaker 8: leather pants and his leather jacket and he's big long
Speaker 8: black Kelly here the other day pushing a trolley through
Speaker 8: the supermarket that went far.
Speaker 4: Yeah, special fantastic must have been doing musical special by
Speaker 4: a week picking up an you know what, I've got
Speaker 4: a I got a theory. I feel like when a
Speaker 4: star goes like comes out with a song and they
Speaker 4: go big, they're really nice, you know, like they'll come
Speaker 4: and visit the station and that sort of stuff, and
Speaker 4: then there'll be this middle patch where they just get
Speaker 4: a bit too cool for school. And then I find
Speaker 4: the biggest stars are the most.
Speaker 5: Laid back when they're in their twilight.
Speaker 7: Like when Matt was doing the Boorn movie.
Speaker 4: I remember working at the radio station in Sydney and
Speaker 4: he came in and he was doing three hours of interviews.
Speaker 4: He didn't have an entourage, and he went to the
Speaker 4: kitchen was using the little next cafe machine and I remember, yeah,
Speaker 4: I remember old Pam next to him making a coffee
Speaker 4: and she's like, holy shit, you're Matt Damon. I'm Pam
Speaker 4: from Accounts and he's like, hello, Pam.
Speaker 6: Yeah's normal. It was Slash from Guns And.
Speaker 5: Look at him. He's in the dairy.
Speaker 6: He's just pushing his trolley, looking like an A.
Speaker 7: That's a lot of leather at A.
Speaker 3: Yeah, how good is it? You'd hear him coming.
Speaker 6: They are like, you know who's coving it at the moment? Badly?
Speaker 8: His chapel roone did you see that story about Yeah.
Speaker 8: She apparently she's saying, wasn't her her secure already?
Speaker 3: Wasn't very nice to you McGregor.
Speaker 8: Yeah, And then now other people are coming out just
Speaker 8: absolutely hammering it.
Speaker 7: Are they all sent it around buffets or just different?
Speaker 8: I mean, I'm annoyed when people interrupt me the buffet
Speaker 8: clint s downe Away at the buffet on the weekend,
Speaker 8: nothing was getting in your.
Speaker 5: Way, was well? No, I sat by myself.
Speaker 8: I was just well the morning before we got there
Speaker 8: and they said the buffets closing in fifteen.
Speaker 6: If someone had asked you for a photo, you would have.
Speaker 3: Said no, not for an exit, No, No, I need
Speaker 3: to get as much on my plate.
Speaker 5: Dim sum as well.
Speaker 4: If I'm lined up next to you and you're getting
Speaker 4: using the tongs to get the bacon out, don't shut
Speaker 4: the lid, leave the lead open.
Speaker 8: I'm about to shut the lead because you don't know
Speaker 8: what they're going for. Shut the lead the lid, shut
Speaker 8: the lid.
Speaker 4: The weekend blinding lights, Good morning, Melbourne, this is Ober
Speaker 4: one hundred. Hey coming up in about ten minutes. Probe
Speaker 4: the Pope one of our favorite segments, and gues who
Speaker 4: is in today.
Speaker 6: I'm excited.
Speaker 3: It's the bomb squad.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I've been hanging robot.
Speaker 4: They bought the robot.
Speaker 5: Oh you've been hanging out with hanging.
Speaker 6: Out with the robot. I found them.
Speaker 8: I went downstairs before and they were out on the
Speaker 8: street with the robot, and I was like, what's happening here?
Speaker 3: You're into the Yes, cool, the.
Speaker 4: Inventory and police bomb squad are in the house. Coming
Speaker 4: up inside the next ten. But guys, happy National Math Day.
Speaker 3: Math is a really cool thing.
Speaker 11: She'll get off your outlets.
Speaker 8: Mad mad math math Lucky the teachers math or maths.
Speaker 5: It's mathematics, math maths. So it's math math is the
Speaker 5: TV show, It's math.
Speaker 7: Who's the moment, It's got the people sleeping with each other, that's.
Speaker 3: Maths, maths, maths. Well, it's it's mathletics. That's what they're celebrating. Mathletics.
Speaker 3: So in schools, right around this great state of ours
Speaker 3: they are they are having little competitions between each other
Speaker 3: to try and you know, make maths fun again, make
Speaker 3: maths great again.
Speaker 7: Nine times.
Speaker 6: I don't think maths ever went anywhere.
Speaker 3: Oh, maths is just like it's I love maths.
Speaker 5: It's not in my universe really not in my wheel.
Speaker 6: I ever ever used trigonometry past school. But I liked maths.
Speaker 3: Well, I failed you nine maths three sixes What three
Speaker 3: six six twelve eighteen? So I failed you nine maths
Speaker 3: I got there was there was grades from A to
Speaker 3: E minus or whatever it was, and then there was UG,
Speaker 3: which is ungraded, so you should be an. I got
Speaker 3: UG because there was no grade for me, so I couldn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't even qualify for it.
Speaker 8: Like it just shows you've got a different type of brain.
Speaker 8: You were so good at English, but I was terrible English.
Speaker 6: Maths.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it made sense to me.
Speaker 6: There was a right and wrong answer. We're English. I
Speaker 6: was like, don't tell me my story is not good.
Speaker 3: I loved my story. It's a dream.
Speaker 6: And why who are you to tell me that you
Speaker 6: don't like my story and that it's not as good
Speaker 6: as someone else?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 3: I fell behind when they introduced the Times table into
Speaker 3: the primary.
Speaker 6: Do you have one on the back of the bathroom
Speaker 6: door at home?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: No, in the back.
Speaker 5: I am such a failure, such a nuts Failure's.
Speaker 4: Question meat, it's got the itchy neck.
Speaker 5: No, No, that's so unfair. What you're the mathematician, and I'm.
Speaker 3: Hardly a mathematic absolute dance bro.
Speaker 7: Let's okay, let's just go.
Speaker 5: Can I have some sort of superlator, some sort of handicash?
Speaker 6: Should we do it on a calculator?
Speaker 7: Eighteen plus thirty three?
Speaker 6: You couldn't even spit that.
Speaker 5: Fifty one?
Speaker 7: There go, seventy two divided by six.
Speaker 5: I can't do that.
Speaker 6: Seventy two divided by six would be twelve?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 7: In this competition, is its just Clint Well, he's beating
Speaker 7: you at the moment.
Speaker 6: Okay, I'll try harder.
Speaker 7: Ninety three minus seventeen, eighty five.
Speaker 6: And seventy five, seventy four, seventy four five, seventy three.
Speaker 5: Six, We ask the question again, seventy six.
Speaker 6: Ask the question again?
Speaker 3: What is the square rot?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 5: No, no, square divide? What is the square root?
Speaker 3: That's a X y over three square row of one
Speaker 3: hundred and twenty one twelve.
Speaker 6: That's one hundred and forty four eleven yes, eleven.
Speaker 4: Alright, I go one more. You got this, Clint, one
Speaker 4: hundred and twenty five times six.
Speaker 6: Come on, Clinty, this is easy.
Speaker 3: You can do this, okay, one hundred.
Speaker 5: And twenty five.
Speaker 3: That's two point fifty. That's twenty three seventy five. That's
Speaker 3: seven fifty. Yeah, why so you just just a bit
Speaker 3: slow at mats?
Speaker 6: How did you figure that slow at all? I was
Speaker 6: quite impressed. Is there anything you can't about? What's it
Speaker 6: called when people pretend they're bad? It's something that's what
Speaker 6: you've done. I'll say I'm really bad, and then I'll
Speaker 6: impress it.
Speaker 3: Okay, you guys say I'm the size of the house,
Speaker 3: and then I meet people in public and they.
Speaker 7: Go, you're not that fat.
Speaker 11: Thank you, Lawrence, tell me what you know.
Speaker 4: We love the Victorian Police. And joining us today from
Speaker 4: the Victorian Police.
Speaker 3: Is the Bomb Squad.
Speaker 7: Evan and Pete here. Good morning, Evan, thanks no worries.
Speaker 3: Thanks for being in.
Speaker 8: I mean you've rolled in in full uniform and it's hardcore.
Speaker 8: I mean that whatever Pete's wearing right now looks terrifying.
Speaker 8: Now we're going to get to your out in a minute, Pete.
Speaker 8: But first of all, what does the bomb Squad here
Speaker 8: in Victoria do.
Speaker 17: I've got a few few different runs, but usually it's
Speaker 17: people leaving their stuff around the city.
Speaker 8: So it is like when you hear them say, don't
Speaker 8: leave your suitcase unattended at the airport.
Speaker 6: Yep, you would get the call and go we found
Speaker 6: a suspicious.
Speaker 17: Absolutely, and it's whatever might make it suspicious. Some people
Speaker 17: just think it's suspicious by it's been left out in
Speaker 17: the public. Yeah, and dn't get me wrong. A lot
Speaker 17: of the time it's nothing. It's someone's personal bag they've
Speaker 17: left behind, right. And then every now and then you
Speaker 17: get something it's a bit more sus sorry.
Speaker 8: Just so if there was just a random bag suit
Speaker 8: case left at Clarendon Street out the front of our
Speaker 8: office here and someone called the police, you would get
Speaker 8: sent to do it or how do they like break
Speaker 8: down whether it's important enough for you to be there.
Speaker 17: The uniform guys will turn up first and you guys
Speaker 17: going make an assessment and then yeah, if they think
Speaker 17: it's us, they'll they'll give us a bowl. But you know,
Speaker 17: an over on Clarence Street be a high value target.
Speaker 5: Right, absolutely encourage it only gifts here, are we okay? Here?
Speaker 3: Because I remember back to my primary school days. Here
Speaker 3: we go and if there was anything suspicious, we've got
Speaker 3: to go home, yea.
Speaker 5: And then always be a threat on.
Speaker 6: A test out to the school exams was a big
Speaker 6: one threats at.
Speaker 17: School, Yeah, around around exam time, big, big, big time
Speaker 17: for to take it seriously. Yeah, absolutely, But there's ways
Speaker 17: to deal with it. There's ways to work out whether
Speaker 17: it's legit or not.
Speaker 4: Also, a lot of fireworks, people staring fireworks. You guys
Speaker 4: get stored, you guys get called out to.
Speaker 17: Yeah, fireworks are a big issue for us because I
Speaker 17: think the people associated with a bit of fun and
Speaker 17: they are don't get me wrong, but yeah, they're explosives.
Speaker 12: At the end of the day.
Speaker 17: We go to probably two or three incidents a year
Speaker 17: where people being seriously injured or killed.
Speaker 12: And sorry to bring the mood down.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's danger of reality.
Speaker 5: Yeah it is.
Speaker 17: And then and the untold part is our guys go
Speaker 17: out there and then have to live with those images
Speaker 17: and the jobs that carry on. So yeah, we had
Speaker 17: one a couple of Christmases ago on Christmas Eve. So yeah,
Speaker 17: it's a big thing for their family obviously.
Speaker 3: What sort of training do you need because it's not
Speaker 3: as simple as cutting the red or the black or
Speaker 3: the yellow or the green or the blue white.
Speaker 7: What do you mean like in Leith, we I'm cutting
Speaker 7: the red wire.
Speaker 12: Okay, exactly what it's like, I mean, did I say blue?
Speaker 3: Where did you.
Speaker 7: What color wire?
Speaker 12: That actually sounds like me and Pete last week?
Speaker 6: Is that really like do you cut the red wire
Speaker 6: the blue wire? Is it that simple? Sometimes?
Speaker 17: No, it's not, And it's it's funny. It's like me saying,
Speaker 17: you know, long, long time listening the first time caller.
Speaker 17: It's like just evokes a bit of an eye roll
Speaker 17: from a bomb tech. Yeah, so yeah, yeah, No, Look,
Speaker 17: I don't if I'm at a social function, I don't
Speaker 17: say that because it's the first thing. Yeah, color of
Speaker 17: the wire completely irrelevant?
Speaker 7: Yeah right, but you do.
Speaker 5: But on a serious note, the training is obviously quite extensive.
Speaker 17: Yeah, absolutely, And there's only fifteen of us, and we've
Speaker 17: been in the force for what twenty five years and
Speaker 17: there's only been about thirty five of us, So quite
Speaker 17: a niche sort of sunything about how many police have
Speaker 17: gone through vic pole?
Speaker 3: Can ik, what's been the scariest situation that you guys
Speaker 3: would have faced here in Melbourne over that time.
Speaker 12: I get this question quite a bit, and because.
Speaker 3: I just don't know how common it is here in Melbourne,
Speaker 3: Like do we have you know?
Speaker 5: Yeah, we do, we do.
Speaker 17: I wouldn't use the term scary, like we're well equipped, trained,
Speaker 17: all the methodology, all the intel. I don't think I've
Speaker 17: ever actually been scared on a job. That doesn't sound conceded.
Speaker 3: But it's good.
Speaker 6: We don't want you to I want you to be confident.
Speaker 4: But has there been a job where it's like we
Speaker 4: found a huge amount of explosives in quite a public place.
Speaker 17: Or Yeah, we had a job in at Southern Cross
Speaker 17: Railway station that it was just one of those jobs
Speaker 17: that look at it just went up and down and
Speaker 17: there are a few markers about it that gave us
Speaker 17: the HEB gbs.
Speaker 12: He was there with us, Uh, and.
Speaker 17: Yeah, it was a it was a bucket with a
Speaker 17: lid taped on it, which in itself is a little
Speaker 17: bit suss left on a train platform, and yeah, someone's
Speaker 17: called it in and by the time we got there,
Speaker 17: looked back through the CCTV and it had been placed
Speaker 17: deliberately with some really suspect sort of actions. And for us,
Speaker 17: that's that's not a bag left behind. I put there deliberately.
Speaker 17: And then yeah, and then just a while the guys
Speaker 17: were kidding up, we had a woman on the opposite
Speaker 17: platform filming it, which again not unusual in Melbourne, but
Speaker 17: trains had kept going through and she wasn't getting on.
Speaker 17: She was standing there film and I asked the uniform
Speaker 17: guys to go and have chat to us see what
Speaker 17: it go was and she did a runner So what she.
Speaker 7: Was almost there ready to film whatever it was about
Speaker 7: to happen.
Speaker 12: Yeah, that was That was the feeling. There are there.
Speaker 17: There are another market which I won't go into, that
Speaker 17: pointed it to it being explosive. So that was one
Speaker 17: of those jobs that do you think it's nothing, but
Speaker 17: then all of a sudden you think it's something.
Speaker 5: What it turned out to be.
Speaker 12: Well, so we use portable x ray that's.
Speaker 8: One of our go tos and portable x ray like
Speaker 8: like it goes in and like a robot and scans.
Speaker 5: We've got what I knew at the moment.
Speaker 7: Portable x ray is that attached to the little robot
Speaker 7: that you can.
Speaker 17: Touch the robot or someone can go down in the
Speaker 17: suit the pet's wearing and just place it. But it
Speaker 17: gives us a pretty good idea of what's inside. And
Speaker 17: when we first saw it, I actually thought it was
Speaker 17: a fetus.
Speaker 3: What it turned out to be a couple of chickens.
Speaker 5: That was it?
Speaker 12: Yeah, bucket and meat.
Speaker 6: And did they do it for a bit of fun
Speaker 6: to ras you up?
Speaker 17: They end up they end up catching up with the
Speaker 17: lady and she said, so she was jumping on a
Speaker 17: regional bus and she realized her meat from the vic
Speaker 17: market wasn't going to last all the way.
Speaker 8: Now, look, we've got both of you in here, and
Speaker 8: I want to talk through the outfits. And I also
Speaker 8: want to talk through like, do you stand a bit
Speaker 8: further back in that than what our friend Pete over
Speaker 8: here does in this suit, because this suit's way more hardcore.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 17: Absolutely, as a tool for every job. So the kid
Speaker 17: I'm wearing is pretty much our lowest level of protection,
Speaker 17: and Pizza in our highest.
Speaker 6: You're you're you're just bossing them all around.
Speaker 4: We're going to go to a quick break when we
Speaker 4: come out. We want to run through the suit and
Speaker 4: the robot, and I believe is.
Speaker 6: There another.
Speaker 7: For Lauren?
Speaker 5: Absolutely?
Speaker 6: Can I go put it on?
Speaker 7: How long is it gonna take? And what's away?
Speaker 17: Way's about thirty five kilo and it takes about five
Speaker 17: minutes for us to put it on.
Speaker 4: Okay, Lass, you go get suited up. We are on
Speaker 4: the air with the bomb Squad. This morning, we are
Speaker 4: doing Probe the Pope.
Speaker 6: Okay, we'll put some footage up on.
Speaker 4: Our socials as well if you want to check it out.
Speaker 4: Jason Lauren on Instagram going, I look at the stories.
Speaker 4: We'll continue our chat.
Speaker 3: Next on over.
Speaker 11: Jason Lawrence, tell me what's you know?
Speaker 3: Have our favorite segments.
Speaker 4: We love the Victorian Police and we showcase a different
Speaker 4: area every couple of weeks. We've got Evan and Pete
Speaker 4: here from the Victorian Police Bomb Response Units.
Speaker 3: Now, now you know back in the day radio used
Speaker 3: to run beat the bomb? Could they help us win that?
Speaker 3: I think it's a bit different.
Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, so next time the other radio stations running
Speaker 4: at Evan, I'll give you a call.
Speaker 5: Can you tell us stop? It's about to.
Speaker 4: Now Lauren's gone to put the suit on. We're going
Speaker 4: to see the suit in the second. First say can
Speaker 4: you run through the robot?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 12: So the robot I've got today is the Dragon Runner.
Speaker 12: It's one of our smallest sounds cool.
Speaker 7: I love control car. So it's very similar to that run.
Speaker 17: Very similar and it's very much just quick deployment. So
Speaker 17: the other robot's bigger, take a bit longer to get
Speaker 17: out of the truck. So it suits that really quick
Speaker 17: sort of job where you just need to get it out.
Speaker 3: Now, what can it do?
Speaker 7: Has it got next ray on their light sirens? Anything
Speaker 7: like that?
Speaker 5: Oh, here it comes the dragon Runner? The dragon Runner.
Speaker 5: So it's got like a robotic arm.
Speaker 17: Yeah, it's got the robotic arm. You can control it
Speaker 17: remotely a couple of cameras.
Speaker 7: It doesn't shoot anything out or anything.
Speaker 17: It's not loaded up with you can load up weapons
Speaker 17: on it. Yeah, it's functionality is okay, but it's probably
Speaker 17: not out.
Speaker 3: Just say there was an explosive device and it detonates.
Speaker 3: Does that survive the boom or you've got to go
Speaker 3: to JB and get another one?
Speaker 12: No, we get another one. Yeah, so that kind of
Speaker 12: hope for that day, right, you got a brand new robot.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so that wouldn't survive the No, okay, Now speaking
Speaker 4: of surviving the we've got Pete here in the suit,
Speaker 4: in the full suit which people would have seen in
Speaker 4: all the movies, TV shows. When the bomb unit gets deployed.
Speaker 4: How much of an impact can that suit take? And
Speaker 4: do you train with the impact? Like, I know, this
Speaker 4: is a stupid question. But do you like throwing sandbags
Speaker 4: at each other to get used to the impact.
Speaker 17: So they're actually rated to five hundred grams of explosive
Speaker 17: at one meter, So if you've ever seen five hundred
Speaker 17: grams go off, it's actually quite a big bang, right,
Speaker 17: And it's designed to Yeah, it should save you, but what.
Speaker 7: Will that do to the body, to be like being
Speaker 7: hit with a sledgehammer?
Speaker 17: Right, Yeah, and you still get pretty seriously injured. But
Speaker 17: it's just designed to keep your vitals going right.
Speaker 10: Right.
Speaker 4: And I noticed he's got because I'm quite jealous of it.
Speaker 4: It's got internal air conditioning.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I amore.
Speaker 5: Goodness. Oh here she is, so Lauren, she's here to
Speaker 5: save the day. Has just walked in bottled in Actually,
Speaker 5: so we've.
Speaker 4: Got Pete Evan and Miss Phillips from the bomb disposal unit.
Speaker 6: This is cooked.
Speaker 3: How do you do?
Speaker 6: It's it's like forty kilows.
Speaker 7: Yeah, now you've got to get down on your knees
Speaker 7: and diffuse the bomb.
Speaker 8: Yeah, he doesn't filing me If I get down on
Speaker 8: my knees on this, I'm not getting back up the
Speaker 8: heaviest like I'm.
Speaker 6: I actually can't explain how uncomfortable I.
Speaker 5: Fix this strap.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's got air con unit in the suit.
Speaker 4: You could be in there for like forty five minutes.
Speaker 17: We trained for about yeah, forty minutes, And it's something
Speaker 17: you do when you're trying to get into the unit.
Speaker 17: Obviously you train it quite heavily to make sure the
Speaker 17: guys can put up with it, not only physically, but
Speaker 17: perform functions in it as well, Like how long would
Speaker 17: you be in this for?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 17: Yeah, we try and keep it till about forty minutes,
Speaker 17: depending on the temperature as well. Right, I have to
Speaker 17: the hottest day in summer. That's something you got to
Speaker 17: take into consisation.
Speaker 6: Running this, because you just walk like the Michelin, you
Speaker 6: actually have to sometimes.
Speaker 12: Run, sometimes run. But it's a bad day running.
Speaker 6: You know what I was thinking, that's going to go off?
Speaker 6: You run, I take this off, I'm going to feel
Speaker 6: laright as a feather.
Speaker 3: Psychology of good psychology better than the gym. I don't
Speaker 3: know that the pink pumers don't really complete the look.
Speaker 6: I didn't put the pants on just quickly.
Speaker 4: Is there any TV show or movie that comes close
Speaker 4: to a realistic view of what you guys do?
Speaker 5: Twenty four, what about that? That was a good one?
Speaker 5: Twenty four was.
Speaker 7: Good Tommy Lee Jones blown away, great.
Speaker 6: Movie bombs or it's actually counting down like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, minutes.
Speaker 12: I'd love to say yes, but you don't know how
Speaker 12: much time.
Speaker 3: You normally now Thomas had a big, big bomb skip yeah.
Speaker 3: And also in a country practice, I remember when the
Speaker 3: hospital had.
Speaker 5: A bomb there?
Speaker 7: Did you guys get called to that one?
Speaker 12: Anyank Wandon Valley in Someone's lost back back on Clarence.
Speaker 8: We're having a been fun this morning. But in all seriousness,
Speaker 8: you guys do an amazing and very important job. Thank
Speaker 8: you because most of us wouldn't have the balls to
Speaker 8: do this, and good on you guys, hey.
Speaker 4: Very much, We very much appreciate the worst of you
Speaker 4: guys do Evan and Pete from the Bomb Response Unit
Speaker 4: of Victorian Police.
Speaker 7: You can check out the get.
Speaker 4: Ups on our social The robots just left kind of
Speaker 4: get your breakfast laws As.
Speaker 6: A question, I deserve some after this.
Speaker 4: It is just going eleven past eight. Good morning, Melbourne,
Speaker 4: let's do it just go on twenty past eight. Thanks
Speaker 4: to my mate to Carlo Holmes, we're now giving you
Speaker 4: two chances to play the five K question.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we are seven o'clock and eight o'clock a.
Speaker 8: Little late this morning, but that's okay because there's five
Speaker 8: thousand dollars on the line and it could be going
Speaker 8: to Frankston this morning.
Speaker 6: Michelle, good morning.
Speaker 3: I'm Michelle, good morning, Good morning, our spring of this morning.
Speaker 9: It's beautiful out here.
Speaker 6: Actually, oh is it?
Speaker 3: It's overcast and crap in the city. So you're winning?
Speaker 3: Is here too?
Speaker 10: You?
Speaker 6: Sorry? You reckon deck collection? Michelle?
Speaker 5: Is that right?
Speaker 9: Yes?
Speaker 12: I do.
Speaker 6: People hate it when you call.
Speaker 8: Yeah, they do.
Speaker 3: They actually do.
Speaker 5: What is it?
Speaker 6: People who have got.
Speaker 8: Overdue linked accounts, people haven't paid their taxes?
Speaker 6: What are you after?
Speaker 9: All thoughts? We yeah, we go from the little guys
Speaker 9: to the big guys. So it's yeah, we deal with
Speaker 9: all thoughts.
Speaker 4: Now you're collecting from us this morning, workday.
Speaker 7: All right, we have for five thousand dollars.
Speaker 11: Five thousand dollars.
Speaker 8: All right, We've got a question lined up. If you've
Speaker 8: heard this game before, you will know the rules. You
Speaker 8: just have to answer by the end of the three
Speaker 8: second countdown. If you don't know how a guest, Michelle,
Speaker 8: good luck, thank you.
Speaker 3: Here we go. Remember it's got to be within three seconds.
Speaker 15: Your question is, what is the only US state with
Speaker 15: a name that ends in three consecutive vowels three two Alabama?
Speaker 6: Good guess.
Speaker 8: I think everyone would have had a guess at that.
Speaker 8: But it's Hawaii, Hawaii. It ends h A W A
Speaker 8: double I Hawaii.
Speaker 5: Hi.
Speaker 3: Thanks to giving a crack, have a nice day.
Speaker 8: Thank you so much.
Speaker 5: Good Michelle. I love Hawaii.
Speaker 3: I've never done it.
Speaker 5: Haven't you known a good shopping there?
Speaker 6: I haven't been to Hawaii in I reckon. I went
Speaker 6: eighteen years ago.
Speaker 7: It's like the old coast.
Speaker 5: Oh like a bit more, a bit more bougie.
Speaker 6: There's so many I yeah, wow, it's really MAUI.
Speaker 5: Very very.
Speaker 10: No.
Speaker 3: I'd probably just go on the Jurassic Park tour.
Speaker 14: I did that.
Speaker 5: Was it good?
Speaker 6: Well, it's not, to be honest, it's a bit underwhelming.
Speaker 6: It's beautiful scenery. And then they're like this is the log.
Speaker 5: That yeah someone as well.
Speaker 3: Jurassic I mean that it's beautiful scenery.
Speaker 6: I would say, really, you're therefore the scenery not the
Speaker 6: Hollywood tonner.
Speaker 12: Yeah right, I love it.
Speaker 3: And I suppose, yeah, I suppose there's no dinosaurs.
Speaker 5: Yeah no, good point. Okay, cool.
Speaker 4: All right, Hey, it's just gone twenty three past day
Speaker 4: coming up next, guys, are we cool?
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 6: The answer is absolutely no, cook so cool.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go cool.
Speaker 6: I'm not a cool guy.
Speaker 4: What are the kids into these days? We're going to
Speaker 4: be chatting about it on the other side of this
Speaker 4: right across Melbourne, you've got Jason Lauren clint here too.
Speaker 4: You're on Nova Morning Melbourne now twenty six past six.
Speaker 4: You're on Nova one hundred. It is Jason Lauren with
Speaker 4: you this morning clint here as well, and your chance
Speaker 4: to win invites to Nova's latest Red Room coming up
Speaker 4: in about fifteen minutes. Dasher is playing Melbourne tomorrow night.
Speaker 7: It's going to be a cracker.
Speaker 5: Should be great. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 7: A little bit later on, a little wit invites.
Speaker 5: I want to talk fads. I love the fads.
Speaker 3: I want to jump in the time capsule and head
Speaker 3: time machine rather and head back to our primary school days,
Speaker 3: because it's in the classroom that you're you're seeing a
Speaker 3: whole lot of fads, kids bringing cool things to school.
Speaker 3: In our day, it were things like slap bands, back slinkies.
Speaker 8: No you know what else was a big Onechi that's
Speaker 8: never made a resurgence from our youth, and if it has,
Speaker 8: it really didn't hit hypercolor color shirts and I didn't mind.
Speaker 5: Then.
Speaker 3: Remember what about the I'd.
Speaker 7: Put them in the freezer.
Speaker 3: You put them in the box that you pumped up
Speaker 3: with the witch pumps.
Speaker 6: It was a small basketball that you'd squeeze.
Speaker 7: And you know what I had.
Speaker 4: Pumid discs were so it was like a disc on
Speaker 4: the shoe and instead of tying laces, you wound the disc.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, almost fishing wine that were tight in the shoe.
Speaker 6: Curly laces.
Speaker 3: You put them out.
Speaker 6: You didn't have to tie.
Speaker 12: Things.
Speaker 5: What about tasos.
Speaker 3: And the chips? Fidget spinners and footy cards? Footy cards
Speaker 3: have been timeless.
Speaker 5: Over the years.
Speaker 6: Fidget spinners in our days.
Speaker 5: No way new but the way and now nowadays it's
Speaker 5: six seven.
Speaker 7: No, that's that's past.
Speaker 5: It's gone already.
Speaker 6: Really, I don't roll that out to the kids.
Speaker 5: That's not no, it's not cure. That was so last month,
Speaker 5: you know what I mean?
Speaker 7: The gull inside the footy cards so good.
Speaker 6: It always a bit stiff after about fortunes you go.
Speaker 8: Anymore?
Speaker 5: The boo boos.
Speaker 6: I loved the Hubber Bubber tape. That was a med
Speaker 6: that was it was a mead a long.
Speaker 4: You know you can still get that the Servo ca
Speaker 4: Yeah which one tape because it made made it one
Speaker 4: of my boys. I bought it for them and they
Speaker 4: just took a bite of it and I was like, no, no, no,
Speaker 4: that's crazy gape. You need to wind it.
Speaker 6: Sour war heads extra extra explosive fit.
Speaker 3: In your gobble once and they're a bit weak today,
Speaker 3: they're they're not as hard as I used to.
Speaker 5: I used to have the hot ones.
Speaker 7: Remember that kids were getting tongues and h yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah, I was so I was like, I can't
Speaker 6: have that. It's gonna blow my head off with the picture.
Speaker 4: Hey, thirteen twenty four ten is our number to parents
Speaker 4: and teachers out there. What's the obsession your kids have?
Speaker 10: Now?
Speaker 6: Laboo bos? It's laboobos, So it's.
Speaker 4: You know what some of how these mates are getting
Speaker 4: into kid shares, Like there's apps now that are coming
Speaker 4: out dedicated to kids.
Speaker 6: What do you mean kidshare?
Speaker 17: Well?
Speaker 4: So like you know how there's that I know you
Speaker 4: actually shares in there's that kid bank account you can
Speaker 4: get what's it called stoletes.
Speaker 5: I know with the card that they all use.
Speaker 4: No use squiggy squeaky Wiggy Squiggy accounts, So you don't
Speaker 4: know about squag accounts.
Speaker 6: Like it's a key card, isn't it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so it's like, oh, you do your chores'll trucks
Speaker 4: some money in your squiggy account?
Speaker 5: Yeah right, is it tapp and go types?
Speaker 6: Yeah, your kids friends must be rich if they're investing
Speaker 6: in shares.
Speaker 3: No, no, that she using their money into creaking.
Speaker 5: But there's like taking online shop with that. Yeah you can.
Speaker 8: What about with the squiggles, Yeah, with the streets, but
Speaker 8: you have to have eighteen game you can't.
Speaker 4: You just squeak account.
Speaker 3: They just tried to.
Speaker 4: Came up this warning warning. I was all right, cooler.
Speaker 5: Beanie boots, it's a beanie book.
Speaker 3: Alisha thirteen twenty four ten is our number?
Speaker 5: Hello?
Speaker 12: You got kids?
Speaker 9: Yes, I've got three kids, one a school.
Speaker 6: What are they obsessed with?
Speaker 8: Loom band loom bang loom make bracelets, elastic bands and.
Speaker 9: They like wind them together and make bracelets.
Speaker 6: They have the machine that helps you weave them.
Speaker 8: They do them on their fingers.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and they leave them all around the bloody hair.
Speaker 9: Yeah, that's all, they're everywhere.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but it's quite sweat because you know what, my
Speaker 8: parents find them handy. When you're out for lunch and
Speaker 8: the kids sit in the corner doing their loom bands
Speaker 8: and then all the different adults say the different colors
Speaker 8: they want, and it's all very nice, right, and then
Speaker 8: you get home and it breaks and they just go everywhere.
Speaker 6: We've got posts coming in left, right and sense up.
Speaker 5: Yeah, do you give it to your besy frezzy? Is
Speaker 5: that what you do?
Speaker 6: Or you've got anyone?
Speaker 4: Yeah, what's your footy colors? I'll get the kids to
Speaker 4: make the red and one. Yeah, that'll kill another twenty minutes.
Speaker 5: That's not too bad. It stimulate the mind.
Speaker 3: Thirday twenty four ten is our number. What are the
Speaker 3: kids into?
Speaker 5: People?
Speaker 4: Neo, Good morning Melbourne, twenty underway, this is over one
Speaker 4: one hundred gods is really blown up. Parents are coming
Speaker 4: forward on thirteen twenty four ten. What fads are your
Speaker 4: kids into?
Speaker 6: What are your kids into?
Speaker 5: Pokemon?
Speaker 8: Still?
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's Pokemon was like timeless now years ago.
Speaker 4: No, it's not about gaming now, it's like Pokemon collecting.
Speaker 6: It's about the money that not on that app where
Speaker 6: they run around and.
Speaker 3: No Pokemon go.
Speaker 4: That was wild, but that increased the price of Pokemon.
Speaker 5: I don't know if this is nerdy of me, probably,
Speaker 5: but I used to collect stamps. I'm surprised you don't.
Speaker 6: Still my brother did too.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he loved it. That'll be a whole folder of them.
Speaker 4: If we could get you on a stamp, that would
Speaker 4: be your ultimate highlight life, wouldn't it.
Speaker 3: People still used to do Just give me a lick,
Speaker 3: chuck me on a letter. He'll still get caught on
Speaker 3: his own steps.
Speaker 6: But stamps for like, I mean, there was no What.
Speaker 3: About when you got one from England majesty and he
Speaker 3: used to steam it off? Yeah, put it in your
Speaker 3: little book.
Speaker 8: Yeah, my grandpa would cut them, cut them off for
Speaker 8: my brother and off. Yeah, you could get them off.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Serious.
Speaker 8: It was a thing in the early nineties because we
Speaker 8: didn't have kids.
Speaker 5: If you're listening, steps or.
Speaker 7: I was a lego boy, okay.
Speaker 5: And.
Speaker 6: Boring, just like everybody else. Nothing interesting.
Speaker 3: I went through the bird every stage he collected bird.
Speaker 6: What are you laughing at him?
Speaker 8: Steaming off stamps of the queen? For when you collected parrots? No,
Speaker 8: they were butery guard and they all got eaten by
Speaker 8: a snake.
Speaker 7: No, they didn't get anybody.
Speaker 4: They got done by the neighbor's cat, and we clip
Speaker 4: one of their wings so they couldn't fly away, remember.
Speaker 3: I think it was it is, yeah, And.
Speaker 7: Then they couldn't get away. So if they got outside
Speaker 7: the cage, I.
Speaker 6: Just couldn't get away. Just got eaten by the cat
Speaker 6: because we couldn't get away.
Speaker 13: Wow.
Speaker 3: Wow, it wouldn't have flourished in the wild anymore. Exactly
Speaker 3: do you need one of those rusks from Pet's Paradise
Speaker 3: in the mirror?
Speaker 8: We had budgies called Fred and Barney. They died and
Speaker 8: Mum replaced them and thought we wouldn't notice.
Speaker 6: I was Barney so small.
Speaker 3: All of a sudden they're on the PingER, you know.
Speaker 4: You know there's videos on social everywhere at the moment
Speaker 4: of people that what were you like in the nineties?
Speaker 4: You know the one I saw it yes day Steve.
Speaker 12: Rkle and I.
Speaker 3: Loved Steve, and the other one our favorite on the
Speaker 3: show Alf.
Speaker 5: I Elf, remember Alf, the.
Speaker 7: The alien I loved one that.
Speaker 5: Used to eat the cats. Well, this is the daddy Alf.
Speaker 5: Did you put Lucky in the microwave?
Speaker 7: You know what?
Speaker 5: Stuff alf you cannot eat Lucky for dinner.
Speaker 8: Have you guys seen the Tim Allen interview where you
Speaker 8: know Tim Allen from So this girl has put on
Speaker 8: her Tinder profile leave me a voice note with your
Speaker 8: best grunt from the end of Home Improved. All these
Speaker 8: guys on her Tinder that have slid into a DMS
Speaker 8: just going.
Speaker 6: And they played. It's amazing. He's just laughing. It's just
Speaker 6: so random.
Speaker 5: We're gonna need the Home Improvement Music Place is out number.
Speaker 3: I gen Z fourteen year old producers looking at ustop
Speaker 3: having a stroke on.
Speaker 6: Shelf, collecting Pokemon, car Even and Clayton. What are you
Speaker 6: obsessed with these days?
Speaker 10: And dumplings?
Speaker 6: Okay, I can get around the dumplings, but what's an
Speaker 6: anito is it? They're like these like squeoshy like there's
Speaker 6: like cubes and they're covered all different colors.
Speaker 8: They like stress ball things like the squeezy things. Yeah,
Speaker 8: love dumplings, actual things that you eat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're talking like dumpling.
Speaker 9: And they have like little faces of them.
Speaker 8: Have those things you squished? Little beads come out the side,
Speaker 8: you know, and you see them on Instagram.
Speaker 4: Stress One of the kids, Bloody almost burst.
Speaker 6: One in the car burst the chill out, Dad, Chill out, Dad.
Speaker 6: They can't be burst. You can cut them, nah, Dad, relax.
Speaker 6: Stopings up tight, dad, get off. Let them live a little.
Speaker 6: At least they're not on iPads. They're playing with their.
Speaker 5: Rather than an iPads.
Speaker 3: The car. Okay, got more kids, Harry, Harry, Hello, Harry, Hello?
Speaker 5: How old are you brother? Good work? Now? What are
Speaker 5: you obsessed with right now?
Speaker 3: Team Harry? Thank you, thank you?
Speaker 7: And you go to school and swap cards with other kids.
Speaker 12: Last year I did, but I haven't got in my
Speaker 12: hands on any yet.
Speaker 3: So what's your what's your best footy card? What's the
Speaker 3: one you're most proud of?
Speaker 13: I've got a lot, so it's hard to remember.
Speaker 6: Probably like a gold one, the old ones.
Speaker 8: I remember my brother was into basketball in the nineties
Speaker 8: magazine and he would he had some that were so
Speaker 8: damn He had the books and then he had his
Speaker 8: favorites that were in like these hard plastic.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, we used to screw them in. We did.
Speaker 3: But we used to get a magazine and they used
Speaker 3: to name the value of each card and used to
Speaker 3: used to get a card and like, wow, this one's
Speaker 3: like a hologram card and it's it's it's Scotty Pippen
Speaker 3: and it's worth oh my god, seven dollars ninety Wow.
Speaker 4: You won't believe me, but I have been told by
Speaker 4: someone in the card world that there is a way
Speaker 4: you can look at the footy card packet and know
Speaker 4: if it's got like a gold or a hologram.
Speaker 6: Well, that ruins the fun of opening it, doesn't it?
Speaker 5: Well, a bit of money there is such.
Speaker 6: It was a Pokemon sound that told you that.
Speaker 7: No, it wasn't.
Speaker 3: It wasn't because he does cards and he does footy.
Speaker 6: I have been told by a secret source that I
Speaker 6: cannot name. Who's this, who's the secrets?
Speaker 5: I don't want to. Do you get to underground footy
Speaker 5: card meetings?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 3: No, no, who is it?
Speaker 6: Were you so cool?
Speaker 4: Because you know the card worlds like a mafia out there.
Speaker 5: You don't want to told you.
Speaker 4: I can't say.
Speaker 5: Do you go to a shell?
Speaker 3: It's not true?
Speaker 12: It is apparently apparently.
Speaker 5: Do you get a shell already? Express and hold the
Speaker 5: cars up to the light. I wonder if there's a
Speaker 5: hologram in there.
Speaker 6: Jas down at the AFL store with his blue light
Speaker 6: on the packet.
Speaker 5: No, it's not a blue light.
Speaker 4: There's a's a telltale sign.
Speaker 6: You're going with scales and.
Speaker 8: How are you doing it?
Speaker 4: But you've got to be careful though, because they're in
Speaker 4: the books on the counter, so you've got to just
Speaker 4: check the packs.
Speaker 8: What I hate gate keepers, so don't gate keep. What's
Speaker 8: the trick to find out if there's a hologram?
Speaker 5: I can't say, but you know.
Speaker 3: Why, Harry, Eleven year old Harry is waiting to find out.
Speaker 6: Card police are gonna rare rare.
Speaker 3: I will talk about what's the trick, Harry, hang off
Speaker 3: the air.
Speaker 6: It's footy cards, not gold bullyard, Lauren.
Speaker 4: I'm telling you the card community is routht. They'll come
Speaker 4: for you mate in Melbourne the underground.
Speaker 6: You're such a loser, just say it. I told you.
Speaker 5: Yeah, No, I can't get people in there going to
Speaker 5: come for you.
Speaker 12: They will come for me.
Speaker 3: Forget about the machetes. It's a buddy cards. You're gonta
Speaker 3: worry about him.
Speaker 8: We just had the Victoria Police and better call them
Speaker 8: back because Jace might tell us how he knows if
Speaker 8: there's a hologram in the footy card.
Speaker 5: I feel like you're mocking me a little bit?
Speaker 3: What gives you that idea?
Speaker 8: Let's go to Leanna one morning. Leanna, good morning, How
Speaker 8: are you good? How do you think Jason's being a
Speaker 8: big baby?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Jace, you're a big baby, big baby?
Speaker 3: Okay, go to school, lose the attitude?
Speaker 5: Card boy.
Speaker 8: Yeah, you're the one that started it and then wouldn't
Speaker 8: finish the story. Leanna, what do you love collecting or
Speaker 8: what are you obsessed with?
Speaker 15: Line?
Speaker 3: That's an outside you have?
Speaker 6: The fun police is here again? What about glittery is?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Should we slime Jay?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 7: No, no, no, you need to go to school.
Speaker 8: Chase needs to just lighten up a little, Leana and
Speaker 8: just live a little and let the kids have fun.
Speaker 3: It is yeah, good on you, Leana, have a lovely day.
Speaker 3: You want Facebook marketplace cards like fifteen year old old
Speaker 3: that one sixty bucks? It is just gone twelve to night.
Speaker 6: Why are you taking this sociously?
Speaker 7: No, I'm not, I'm okay.
Speaker 6: I just know you're not your hands in the air.
Speaker 5: I want you to understand the card hands.
Speaker 8: So what are you doing going down to the AFL
Speaker 8: shop and getting the good packs of cards with all
Speaker 8: the holograms and stealing them.
Speaker 3: We're going to check your runderways have fun.
Speaker 5: No Patrick clips gold edition and you're.
Speaker 4: On the air with Jason Lauren clint here as a
Speaker 4: well and Hey, if you're looking for disability support or
Speaker 4: accommodation gen you can help. GENU is proud to create
Speaker 4: genuinely inclusive communities. You can visit GENU dot org dot au.
Speaker 4: The reason I bring them up amazing organization that does
Speaker 4: amazing work to help people in our community. We got
Speaker 4: the chance to hang out with some of a Genus participant.
Speaker 5: We saw at firsthand.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and we're talking a little bit of a challenge together,
Speaker 7: didn't we?
Speaker 6: We sure did we.
Speaker 8: We had a great time. We went down to splutter
Speaker 8: Art and look, it wasn't a competition.
Speaker 6: I took it quite seriously.
Speaker 8: It was we were all matched with a genuine participant.
Speaker 8: Or boy did we have fun. We're inspired by Edgaran.
Speaker 8: Now my partner was Liam. Liam is the sweetest guy.
Speaker 8: We had a great day in Melbourne. I think you
Speaker 8: need to meet him now, Liam today, you are my
Speaker 8: Genue partner in painting.
Speaker 6: How do you feel about that?
Speaker 16: Good morning everyone, and my name is Liam. In case
Speaker 16: you don't know what my name is. I feel very
Speaker 16: happy to be part of this wonderful group. I was
Speaker 16: very lucky I came here today. And also I'm looking
Speaker 16: forward to doing painting with a variety of different colors
Speaker 16: of the rain We're like red, orange, yellow, green and blue,
Speaker 16: purple and pink, brown and white and gray and gold
Speaker 16: and silver, all the variety of different colors of the rainbow.
Speaker 8: You've got all the colors covered there. It's going to
Speaker 8: be a beautiful rainbow picture.
Speaker 10: Now you with Jen, you you do.
Speaker 8: Some radio work yourself, because I think we should keep
Speaker 8: you and get rid of Jason, and we could name
Speaker 8: the show Liam and Lauren in the Morning.
Speaker 16: What do you think I'm not gonna get rid of
Speaker 16: very well, that's a bit hush, Sona.
Speaker 10: I'm gonna keep everyone because I like everyone here.
Speaker 6: So tell me about your radio through genu.
Speaker 10: Oh.
Speaker 16: I was so happy that I got chosen to be
Speaker 16: part of that group. It's all about you follow the
Speaker 16: words on a piece of paper and ask a variety
Speaker 16: of different questions and tell funny jokes and do funk
Speaker 16: your facts funky facts, and also choose a variety of
Speaker 16: different songs like dive Straits, bon Jovi, Ed Sheeran, Paul
Speaker 16: McCartney's radio star, and a variety of differences. It can
Speaker 16: be any single or any song you like.
Speaker 8: I actually think you could take Jason's job.
Speaker 10: Where you're going lamb.
Speaker 6: Now, what other activities do you do? Through Genu?
Speaker 16: I get to go on fun adventures and excursions, and
Speaker 16: I get to make new friends, like boys and girls
Speaker 16: or even adults that that make me feel so happy
Speaker 16: whenever I see them. And I don't think I ever
Speaker 16: want to stop going there, and I don't want to
Speaker 16: ever leave that place. I want to I'm going to stay.
Speaker 16: So brides, everyone's brides, everyone's day.
Speaker 8: Oh that's so lovely. You certainly brightened my day when
Speaker 8: I got to meet you. Now, you said before that
Speaker 8: on your radio show you like telling funny jokes.
Speaker 6: Do you have a favorite joke?
Speaker 10: I have lots of favorite jokes. Like I'll give you.
Speaker 16: I'll tell you an example. Knock knock, who's there?
Speaker 10: Chicken?
Speaker 13: Chicken?
Speaker 8: Who?
Speaker 10: Chicken? Who lays cheese and broccoli? That's great.
Speaker 16: Imagine if chickens lay cheese and instead of eggs.
Speaker 8: Okay, we're definitely bunting Jason from the radio show. This
Speaker 8: show is now called Liam and Lauren in the morning
Speaker 8: and we just became best friends.
Speaker 6: Give me a fish pump Let's good, but just so
Speaker 6: joyful boy. Honestly, he made me smile. I smiled for
Speaker 6: the whole time we spent together and then for the
Speaker 6: rest of the day.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's a good point, mate.
Speaker 5: He's funny. Do you know what?
Speaker 6: It's not in that but he has the most infectious
Speaker 6: laugh as well.
Speaker 5: It was.
Speaker 6: It was a real joy get to hang out, to
Speaker 6: get to hang out with Liam. You're a great kid.
Speaker 4: I can't wait to show case our artwork. So we
Speaker 4: took a bunch of then you participants. Shout out to Jason,
Speaker 4: my partners to breathe.
Speaker 3: My partner, Bree was very good at the flo very.
Speaker 5: I'm going to put it out the flower inspired painting.
Speaker 5: Don't do it.
Speaker 3: I think you're sorry.
Speaker 6: I think Clint's was the best, but I think Clint
Speaker 6: took it too. Clint was quite like, I.
Speaker 4: Don't think Bree was happy when you picked up a brush.
Speaker 4: Towards the end, she was like, it's done.
Speaker 8: I think.
Speaker 3: Owners go and sit down all finish.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it was like, mate, it's not about you.
Speaker 4: Lovely and pink, Hey, we're going to be revealing the
Speaker 4: artwork a little bit later on the week. We might
Speaker 4: even do it tomorrow so we can all see each
Speaker 4: other's painting. But if you're looking for disability support or accommodation,
Speaker 4: gen you can help. GENU is proud to create genuinely
Speaker 4: inclusive communities. Visit genu dot org dot are you Shout
Speaker 4: out to the Genuine crew.
Speaker 8: The GENU crew were great. They were such wonderful kind people.
Speaker 8: We have the participants with us, but the team at
Speaker 8: GENU were awesome.
Speaker 4: We take special people to do that sort of work
Speaker 4: and they are absolutely.
Speaker 3: Thank you for me.
Speaker 5: Guys.
Speaker 3: We are out of here.
Speaker 6: We are now.
Speaker 8: It's gonna be a bit of a funny old day today, Melbourne.
Speaker 8: I believe there's storms coming through a little.
Speaker 3: Letters the the thun some doown in South Melbourne. Hello,
Speaker 3: look too bad the tin mention it without the tin.
Speaker 5: It's cut. Yes, I mean I've been alive.
Speaker 6: I've been told soon. Since twenty twenty four, I.
Speaker 5: Took over the Easter holidays getting a ravent and.
Speaker 6: Daylight saving zins on the weekends.
Speaker 4: It'll be nice and bright when we come back to
Speaker 4: Shane and the Creek coming in to get this bless Yeah,
Speaker 4: nice surprise. I heard they're putting in it slappy machine
Speaker 4: and yeah that's.
Speaker 5: Not just a little face. Well we have a little face.
Speaker 6: Little nip soul.
Speaker 3: Please Greg David Mattress is in next. We'll say tomorrow bye.
Speaker 5: Thank you.
Speaker 16: Laurence Lauren wake up feeling good following them on the socials.