Speaker 1: Jason No. One hundred, Well, good morning, everybody. Welcome Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Good morning. It's a midweek.
Speaker 3: Some people say Wednesday is their favorite day because it's
Speaker 3: sort of like, no, that's on heat.
Speaker 4: I think Wednesday is the worst day, you know.
Speaker 5: Tuesday, Yeah, Tuesday.
Speaker 2: What the hell am I doing it?
Speaker 1: You know what's becoming my favorite? Yeah? Thursday afternoon is it?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Bye? By nine oh one on Thursday, I'm in my weekend.
Speaker 1: Because Fridays like Fridays.
Speaker 3: Fridays, Fridays and Monday. You know, you're still on a
Speaker 3: high from the weekend. Tuesday, Wednesday, still what on the holidays?
Speaker 2: It's the who when We're Hell Day?
Speaker 5: That's for me, Monday, the Funday, Tuesday, the Seconday, Wednesday,
Speaker 5: Who when We're Hellday?
Speaker 2: It's from a movie. By the end of the show, take.
Speaker 4: Your word for it.
Speaker 1: I'm going to need some movie live googling.
Speaker 4: Wow, it's early for live Google.
Speaker 7: I have not seen that movie, nor have I speaking movies. Yeah,
Speaker 7: I did go to one on the weekend. Did you Thunderbots?
Speaker 1: What it's called birds?
Speaker 8: I go?
Speaker 1: I left halfway through it. I see. I think that's
Speaker 1: a bit rude.
Speaker 2: Monday, the Fun Day two days Wednesday, the who one were?
Speaker 1: What movie is it from?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 4: I think that's a bit rude.
Speaker 7: But cli the actors aren't in the audience, man, Like,
Speaker 7: who am I being rude to? Or the other people
Speaker 7: in the theater they stand, it's not affecting them.
Speaker 2: Wait, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: I left movie.
Speaker 4: It's okay to leave a movie halfway through.
Speaker 3: Remember when he walked out of that movie we saw
Speaker 3: together the three of us and he didn't come back
Speaker 3: moving the car.
Speaker 1: That's rude. Oh here we go.
Speaker 2: Rude to the actors.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they're not in the room.
Speaker 4: Give them more respect.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it.
Speaker 2: Just means he's run out of snack.
Speaker 7: Yeah, that is spot on. I think there should be
Speaker 7: an interval where you're head to the candy bar. Hey, guys,
Speaker 7: we've got the cops coming in today. We do after
Speaker 7: seven this morning.
Speaker 1: Popo.
Speaker 7: If only Melbourne could see you now frantically googling to
Speaker 7: find out what movie that's trying to get validation.
Speaker 2: I'm sure it was in a movie.
Speaker 4: Hey, there's a new boss of the poper.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, it's Blake. Yeah. I think he's quite quite
Speaker 1: stirn Well.
Speaker 7: Look, we're got our friendly police officer Cheesy. He is
Speaker 7: going to be in the house this morning. We're going
Speaker 7: to catch up with him after seven thirty. If you've
Speaker 7: got any questions for the cops, give us a ring.
Speaker 7: There's something I want to ask him about. I did
Speaker 7: in traffic the other day and I want to know
Speaker 7: if I'm okay, it's illegal or it's just frowned upon.
Speaker 3: One of my one of my television morning television rivals,
Speaker 3: will join us as well. Oh, and he's he's got
Speaker 3: the best rig in the business.
Speaker 2: I reckon, not Tony.
Speaker 4: He works in the evenings, not in the mornings.
Speaker 2: Rival, David.
Speaker 7: Oh, I know who it is. I know who it is.
Speaker 7: He was on one of our favorite TV shows growing up.
Speaker 7: You'll find out who it is.
Speaker 2: Larry, Larry, Larry.
Speaker 1: I'm to come on there.
Speaker 2: The movie. He'll know the who what when we hat?
Speaker 7: Please don't bring up the movie. Let's get into it.
Speaker 7: Welcome to Wednesday.
Speaker 4: You're on the air with Wednesdays Now, Jason.
Speaker 5: Lauren, tell me why I really Likeday.
Speaker 7: It's going to be a long day. Good Morning Melbourne,
Speaker 7: you're on over. Good Morning Melbourne. We are on the
Speaker 7: air thanks to our mates shell Ready Express. You got
Speaker 7: Jason Lauren clint here as well. You are listening to
Speaker 7: over one hundred.
Speaker 5: I'm going to need one of the producers to do
Speaker 5: your breakfast run this morning morning. No, well, I normally
Speaker 5: have oats, but I had the oats like the little
Speaker 5: Sasha is of oats.
Speaker 1: In my bad microwavee ones.
Speaker 2: Yeah, money and some nuts and some blueberries.
Speaker 4: Hang on blueberries a very expensive at the moment, eight
Speaker 4: bucks a punt it.
Speaker 1: What's happened you hung dog millionaire?
Speaker 5: No, I'm not hung I'm hungry because I had them.
Speaker 5: I didn't let them at work. I had them like
Speaker 5: the sachets in my bag, and I went to Pilate's
Speaker 5: and I came home and my dog ripped open in
Speaker 5: our bedroom, got my hambag off the bed, pulled it
Speaker 5: down and had eaten them, but also ripped the packets
Speaker 5: and then obviously licked them off the floor. And it's
Speaker 5: like a crust on our carpets. Do I just need nuke?
Speaker 5: Is that a steam clean job?
Speaker 1: Ripped the carpet up, I'm trying.
Speaker 2: To vacuum it.
Speaker 5: And then I got like a brush and I like
Speaker 5: brushed it out to try and lift.
Speaker 1: You need to go down to Woolies and rent those
Speaker 1: machines of the year one.
Speaker 2: I've got one of the small version.
Speaker 1: No, you need to go and rent the big one
Speaker 1: day wheel that out to the car. They're chained up.
Speaker 2: They are right mate. Can you carry them upstairs?
Speaker 1: They used to when I was a checkout chicky. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I've actually got to get our couch done too. Do
Speaker 5: you think I should give it a home? Yes, it
Speaker 5: will be therapeutic watching the dirt come out.
Speaker 7: You know what's you know, it's a bit, but it
Speaker 7: gives you that same feeling doing your mattress.
Speaker 4: Oh no, but the guy I got electro dry around
Speaker 4: a little while.
Speaker 2: Ago, Electro Dry Electric.
Speaker 1: And they did a pretty good job on the couch.
Speaker 4: I'm sure they'd fix your your dry oats on the carpet.
Speaker 5: She's like licked them into the carpet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that'd be fair. So she's pretty good.
Speaker 7: It's quite a scene out the front with the van
Speaker 7: and all the cables going into How do they do it?
Speaker 1: Have you have you got a tap and plug into?
Speaker 2: But I think they can't get it upstairs. I've had this.
Speaker 1: Issue get the machine upstairs.
Speaker 2: The ones that are connected to the varn.
Speaker 7: No, they've got it looks like the scene in Et,
Speaker 7: you know, with all the cables and the pipe going into.
Speaker 2: The house, posters all the way upstairs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, backpack. Yeah, they're like Ghostbusters call me, electro Drie
Speaker 1: call them. That's how it works.
Speaker 5: You know what I hate calling companies that I call
Speaker 5: my insurance company there forty five minutes good as for
Speaker 5: a simple question, and they said we'll call you back
Speaker 5: in twenty four to forty eight hours.
Speaker 1: I was the same with the bank. Do you know
Speaker 1: what I and the menu?
Speaker 2: Your banks still exists? What about if you miss an
Speaker 2: option and you're like, do I just hang up and
Speaker 2: start again?
Speaker 1: Star gets him nine? That is it.
Speaker 2: But some of them that hotel room stuff, that's desk.
Speaker 4: Some of them let you leave a message and you
Speaker 4: can they call you back.
Speaker 5: I love that one, but then I never answer because
Speaker 5: I'm like, it's a number I don't know.
Speaker 2: And then I'm like, oh, I missed it. Now I'm
Speaker 2: going to start again. It's so annoying, you.
Speaker 7: Know, the other days on the phone to Iron G
Speaker 7: and I'm just like hanging, I've missed the menu.
Speaker 1: I'm back to seven. Do you back with Iron G? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I've got like I got yeah, you.
Speaker 5: Got you account, your wife knows about it. Okay, No
Speaker 5: find me a bank. There are no banks anymore. No,
Speaker 5: I get cash out And I was like, well, you
Speaker 5: can't really.
Speaker 7: Rattles me when you're walking in to the bank now,
Speaker 7: and they're like, oh, I'm Charles, I'm the concierge.
Speaker 1: What if they have concierges?
Speaker 2: Now, what do they do before?
Speaker 1: You've got to qualify for the teller?
Speaker 3: You don't know, so you don't need to tell you
Speaker 3: need the machine or just pick up this phone and
Speaker 3: speak to Dorothy.
Speaker 2: Know you know how you get them?
Speaker 5: You say, when you get the options on the phone,
Speaker 5: you say you want to get a home loan through them,
Speaker 5: rush through.
Speaker 2: And then when you're there like, actually, I've just got
Speaker 2: an inquiry about getting a new bank card and they're done.
Speaker 2: Damn it. They think they're getting your money and they're
Speaker 2: not really.
Speaker 1: I'll give you hot tip. Dorothy's not in Sydney.
Speaker 4: I want to talk about another fad that I've stumbled across.
Speaker 2: I grapefruit diet.
Speaker 3: I love a fad, is you know me even more
Speaker 3: than well? A fitness fad, A health fad, you know,
Speaker 3: a wellness fad. I've stumbled across another one, and I
Speaker 3: want you to tell me. Is it a fad or
Speaker 3: is it fab?
Speaker 1: Is it the weak grass shots?
Speaker 2: Because there remember them and boost you said, I'm the
Speaker 2: little wheel of that right.
Speaker 1: Mowing lords. They still have them. I don't think it's
Speaker 1: a thing, weak grass shots.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I love all those things.
Speaker 1: And they even had the troll dolls that had real
Speaker 1: wheat grass hair. This isn't wheat grass.
Speaker 2: Okay, what have you got now?
Speaker 1: Grounding sheets? Sorry?
Speaker 2: No, my brother wanted me to get him these for Christmas.
Speaker 4: Rounding sheets, Jason, hear me out.
Speaker 2: It's a new thing.
Speaker 3: It's a new thing, and I've never slept better. So
Speaker 3: what they are. They're sheets you put on your bed.
Speaker 3: And what they are they're intended to connect the sleeper
Speaker 3: to the Earth's natural electrical field.
Speaker 4: You know what you should do?
Speaker 1: Why don't you just sit at home and burn twenty
Speaker 1: dollar notes?
Speaker 2: Like no, my brother asked for some for Christmas, and
Speaker 2: I was like to expense.
Speaker 4: Hear me, hear me out.
Speaker 1: What they do.
Speaker 4: They pump a conductive material through the sheet, so you
Speaker 4: plu You plug them into a PowerPoint and it actually
Speaker 4: it grounds you by putting an electrical electoral electrical current
Speaker 4: through the sheet.
Speaker 2: Already, why don't you just go and sleep on the
Speaker 2: g So what.
Speaker 4: It does like exactly replicate sleep sleep on the ground.
Speaker 4: I can't sleep all wait hours at night in the park.
Speaker 2: Mean, but there's no electrical.
Speaker 5: There's no electrical currents in the ground.
Speaker 1: Do we think this is healthy? It feels yeah, No,
Speaker 1: it reduces inflammation.
Speaker 3: Studies have proven it reduces inflammation and helps you get
Speaker 3: a better night sleep. And can I tell you I've
Speaker 3: been sleeping like a baby.
Speaker 5: Have you have a sleep over at your house on
Speaker 5: the weekend when you're away and try it.
Speaker 3: So much so that I've had to order a second
Speaker 3: sheet is to take away with me when I sleep
Speaker 3: in Cindy.
Speaker 5: No, how much you are not traveling with a grounding sheet?
Speaker 4: How much with the grounding sheet?
Speaker 1: They're about two hundred bucks.
Speaker 2: You've gone, kookie. No, the ones I saw way more real.
Speaker 7: We've had this issue before with like the heated blankets.
Speaker 7: You gotta be careful.
Speaker 5: You don't if they've got electricity in them, you wash.
Speaker 4: Them because they've got a plug which you obviously removed
Speaker 4: before you put in there.
Speaker 2: If you putsh top sheet. Wait, is it a bottle
Speaker 2: top sheet?
Speaker 3: It's a fitted top sheet and straight on it.
Speaker 1: It's a fitted sheet.
Speaker 2: And then do you put a sheet over it?
Speaker 8: No?
Speaker 1: I just sleep nerde on it and let's to fry.
Speaker 1: Your boy.
Speaker 3: Is a fan? Back me up, Brodie? This is is?
Speaker 3: This is this fab?
Speaker 1: Or fab?
Speaker 4: Absolutely fab?
Speaker 1: Thank you?
Speaker 4: Why I've slept on it once? It was incredible.
Speaker 2: Where did you get where did you sleep on it once?
Speaker 1: A little tingle on you in Spain?
Speaker 2: Sp one night on a grounding sheet.
Speaker 5: Yes, it was just so happened to have it at
Speaker 5: the hotel and it is absolutely amazing.
Speaker 7: I don't think I'm very worried for you. I don't
Speaker 7: like the idea trick cables.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes you would, No, no, no, you know I
Speaker 3: just googled earthing sheet debunked and it says there is
Speaker 3: very little scientific evidence.
Speaker 7: You didn't want to You didn't want to google that
Speaker 7: before you paid turn the army enjoying it?
Speaker 2: Sometimes? Do you reckon? It's a place?
Speaker 4: Ebo?
Speaker 2: Should we trick him? We'll give you two and you
Speaker 2: can see.
Speaker 7: How's it going to be when he when he takes
Speaker 7: a good and he takes the dourner off and we're
Speaker 7: just gonna lay down here and have a throwdown.
Speaker 5: He's got a fifteen power board next to his bed
Speaker 5: with his heated blanket, his electric blanket. He's ground in chakes,
Speaker 5: he's weighted blanket.
Speaker 1: Can't blog anything else.
Speaker 2: In He's a happy light to wake him up.
Speaker 1: About the white noise.
Speaker 5: Sexy Lawrence started morning the right way.
Speaker 1: Good morning. I hope you join you Wednesday. Thanks for
Speaker 1: joining us on your runder work. We got the paper
Speaker 1: win after seven thirty.
Speaker 2: Guys, we do.
Speaker 5: Cheesy's coming in. He's our resident friendly cop.
Speaker 1: He's like the cop.
Speaker 2: He's our resident friendly police officer.
Speaker 7: He's a good contact to have. Hey, like we ever
Speaker 7: got in trouble? Could you say no?
Speaker 4: I know, Cheesy, Superintendent Cheesy.
Speaker 2: I don't think you can do.
Speaker 9: You know what?
Speaker 3: He's got big hands, massive hands, bigsive hands.
Speaker 4: When he comes in, you shake his hand, huge.
Speaker 2: Hey commands respect.
Speaker 1: Yes, out for a joy rad the copper plats of sign.
Speaker 2: He's seven.
Speaker 1: No, but I still get a thrill out of it.
Speaker 1: That'll be fun.
Speaker 2: Your voice just went so hype.
Speaker 1: D Hey, Lauren, Yes, Jason, there's something that I'm going
Speaker 1: to tell you guys about next and oh my.
Speaker 2: God, am I going to flip this or am I
Speaker 2: going to love it?
Speaker 1: Is Gonnis send you and it's got to do with
Speaker 1: the dishwasher.
Speaker 7: Oh she's already been said.
Speaker 2: Were you impressed by the photo?
Speaker 5: I think she sent memulately stuck dishwasher?
Speaker 1: I've ever done talk about a photo got me going.
Speaker 1: I saw her in the wild dishwasher the other day.
Speaker 2: I was very particular.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, that's the one thing, the one thing and
Speaker 7: only thing Lauren and I agree on. So wait till
Speaker 7: you hear what I opened the drawer to yesterday. We
Speaker 7: will go there, Louise, we will go there next over.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Melbourne, Melbourne.
Speaker 5: Melbourne, Good morning Melbourne, Melbourne, Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 4: It sounded like the controller.
Speaker 5: Stopping all stations.
Speaker 4: This is You's so easy to take the piss out of.
Speaker 5: Thank you, cartoon character.
Speaker 1: Your doing five thousand dollars. That's coming up.
Speaker 5: We're all in the mood today. If we make it
Speaker 5: to late o'clock, it'll bear Christmas miracle.
Speaker 7: Okay, here's the guy. There's an issue that you and
Speaker 7: I agree on, and that's a dishwasher. How it's stacked
Speaker 7: is very important also what goes in a dishwasher.
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm very particular.
Speaker 5: Oh you know what, I'm very particular about how my
Speaker 5: dishwasher is stacked. But I don't mind chucking the odd
Speaker 5: rogue thing in there.
Speaker 1: Well hold on to that.
Speaker 7: In fact, in fact, what I saw the other thirteen
Speaker 7: twenty four ten. What rogue thing have you put in
Speaker 7: a dishwasher?
Speaker 2: I saw Rachel Finch.
Speaker 5: You know, Rachel Finch missed Universe, Australia supermodel, wonder woman.
Speaker 7: Put one of her kids in there for not winning
Speaker 7: the athletics.
Speaker 3: No, no, run, we don't do thirty his household.
Speaker 5: She took her jewelry off and put like her diamond
Speaker 5: engagement ring and wedding ring.
Speaker 2: However, one of the prongs in the dishes. That's how
Speaker 2: she washes her jewelry.
Speaker 1: You're not going to handle this.
Speaker 2: That's danger zone, isn't it.
Speaker 7: Yesterday I opened the dishwasher to unpack it. Now I
Speaker 7: get we are living in a cost of living behind.
Speaker 2: How many dishwashes do you have any house?
Speaker 1: How many dish one?
Speaker 2: How many of you got two?
Speaker 1: You got two dishwashers.
Speaker 5: I've got a dishwasher drawer and I've got a dishwasher,
Speaker 5: because how many I've got like a dishwasher drawer because
Speaker 5: it's just Paul and I and when it's just the
Speaker 5: two of us, we don't want to fill up a
Speaker 5: whole dishwasher and wait for a week to fill it up,
Speaker 5: so we just do that. And then when we've got
Speaker 5: like a dinner party, we use the big dishwash.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, we're the same. We've got the waiting pool
Speaker 7: just for us. Then we've got the lap pool when
Speaker 7: everyone comes over.
Speaker 2: Oh I can't afford a pool, but you can.
Speaker 5: So that's why I thought you would have had multiple
Speaker 5: dishwashes back on track, right, actually do because it won't
Speaker 5: be you.
Speaker 1: I opened the dishrusher, and like I said, cost of living, cross.
Speaker 7: The same money where you can because he lives. But
Speaker 7: I don't think this is the place to say I
Speaker 7: don't worry.
Speaker 2: About because he lives with your mansion and you.
Speaker 7: Put I open the cutlery drawer and sitting there next
Speaker 7: to the knife and fork at the tops of the
Speaker 7: electric toothbrushes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't mind it. No, I don't mind it.
Speaker 2: No, you might as well put a disposable one in.
Speaker 1: There, Like, come on, I don't mind it.
Speaker 2: No, why not?
Speaker 7: Because it's just spun around in the water with the
Speaker 7: chicken teriarchy.
Speaker 5: From No no, no. Also there do you throw them
Speaker 5: out when when they're too warm?
Speaker 1: That's why you can take them off.
Speaker 5: No, no, it is time out and time for an intervention.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, I don't I don't see the issue.
Speaker 2: Would you put it? It's no different.
Speaker 5: Would you put your toothbrush in the dishwasher when it
Speaker 5: needed to go?
Speaker 4: Sure you would.
Speaker 2: You're going to die. That's why you're single.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's all. Here's the thing.
Speaker 2: You can't put your cold gate toothbrush.
Speaker 3: A cold gate toothbrush that you buy from the supermarket
Speaker 3: is a bit different to the electric toothbrush head.
Speaker 2: No, it's just the top.
Speaker 7: The top comes so you can throw it away and
Speaker 7: replace the top.
Speaker 5: You don't throw away the handle. You keep the handle
Speaker 5: in the battery, and it's just the bristles.
Speaker 1: So I've never had one because i'm not.
Speaker 3: I'm not, you know, I don't earn enough money to
Speaker 3: buy an elect toothbrush.
Speaker 5: I know what else he's got. He's got the water blaster.
Speaker 5: Instead of using floss, he uses a water blaster.
Speaker 1: Rich In fact, thank you.
Speaker 7: I opened it and I'm like, oh, this is going
Speaker 7: to send Lauren and I just closed the drawer.
Speaker 1: I couldn't do it.
Speaker 2: Did she got food and stuff stuck in it?
Speaker 4: What did she say? How did she justify it?
Speaker 8: Oh?
Speaker 1: I haven't got the guts to bring it?
Speaker 2: This is this is Jesus.
Speaker 5: Process doesn't have the balls to talk to his wife,
Speaker 5: so he publicly vents about it on.
Speaker 2: The radio, and he thinks that's going to be a
Speaker 2: way better way to should be.
Speaker 1: A cold was a couple of weeks. Check out, lady
Speaker 1: or go. I heard about the toothbrushes. I don't mean
Speaker 1: you should do that.
Speaker 2: I'll give you some of these.
Speaker 1: Cattle help third e twenty fourteen.
Speaker 5: That's unacceptable. I took the whole top of my niece's
Speaker 5: baby chair off and put it in.
Speaker 1: Though that's a good idea plastic lid.
Speaker 5: My sister in law was like wiping it down with
Speaker 5: spaghetti bolonnaise, and there was stuff everywhere, and I was like,
Speaker 5: toss it in the dishwasher drawer.
Speaker 1: Done. You know what I do?
Speaker 7: You know, the like on a gas stove, you know,
Speaker 7: the metal sort of things of the saucepan rather than
Speaker 7: scrubbing them.
Speaker 1: I chuck them straight in the dish washing.
Speaker 3: I don't think they'd fit in the guys are thrown
Speaker 3: everything in the dishwasher. But heaven forbid when your wife
Speaker 3: throws that.
Speaker 1: It's not things that are going in our mouth.
Speaker 4: Ah, live a little nah nah.
Speaker 1: I knew it'd send Lauren. I have just revealed what
Speaker 1: I found in a dish prussure.
Speaker 2: Unbelievable.
Speaker 7: I opened the cutlery drawer and I found my wife
Speaker 7: has put the heads of the electric toothbrushes.
Speaker 1: Which I don't I don't mind.
Speaker 2: No, that's no. No, you wouldn't put a disposal.
Speaker 4: You'll put a spoon in your mouth. Do you put
Speaker 4: your toothbrush in your mouth?
Speaker 5: No? But once a tooth and once, I think once
Speaker 5: it's time to go in the in your mouth. I
Speaker 5: never said I never said anything about putting things in
Speaker 5: your mout easy.
Speaker 1: That was easy.
Speaker 2: I never said anything out.
Speaker 5: The thing is with the with the is that it's disposable.
Speaker 5: Do you put a disposable fork in the dishwasher?
Speaker 1: You can do if you want.
Speaker 2: Not the plastic, Yeah, but that's I think the bristles would.
Speaker 1: Make good point, isn't it? It was a great point.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 5: You wouldn't put it just it's a disposable item. They're
Speaker 5: not made for discords, they're made for disposing of.
Speaker 2: But I also never said the man.
Speaker 1: Goes in your gub, Shelley.
Speaker 5: I never said about all Hello Clinton back, I just win.
Speaker 2: With me, fight with you.
Speaker 10: Put whatever you want you look, Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 10: if I want.
Speaker 5: To get out of the family.
Speaker 1: What do you What do you put in the dishwasher?
Speaker 10: I recently put my washing machine detergent draw through the dishwasher.
Speaker 2: Yeah, did it give it a good cleaner?
Speaker 10: It won't perfectly. It just is you know the softener
Speaker 10: that it gets a bit skungy. But you'd have to
Speaker 10: displocate your wrist enough to get in and like really
Speaker 10: clean it properly.
Speaker 5: You have to do a little you know how you
Speaker 5: can put the dishwasher on a cleaning cycle to clean
Speaker 5: the dishwasher.
Speaker 2: You'd have to do that, otherwise you'd have laundry detergent in.
Speaker 1: All you you want to get that fake lemon thing
Speaker 1: that you put in.
Speaker 5: No lemon, fake lemon thing makes everything taste like lemon
Speaker 5: for like ten washes.
Speaker 1: You just get a dishwasher cleaner.
Speaker 2: Like a finished dish washer clean, But that makes everything
Speaker 2: taste like lemons. I think in.
Speaker 1: Green Vale morning, Hi here you going, what do you
Speaker 1: put the dishwasher?
Speaker 10: I put my range hood measures, so I take them
Speaker 10: off the range.
Speaker 2: That's a great washer.
Speaker 5: That'd be good, so good because the finish would break
Speaker 5: down all the oil.
Speaker 2: Yes, and you don't have to scrubbing it.
Speaker 1: Right, that's good, that's strong.
Speaker 2: Any cooking troment can go in there.
Speaker 7: Do we say nothing that belongs outside should go in there?
Speaker 2: People put their shoes and things in the dishwasher. They
Speaker 2: run it.
Speaker 11: Producer Brody, Yes, when I lived in a sharehouse, Jason
Speaker 11: supplies to you put your hat in there.
Speaker 2: They come out sparkling clean.
Speaker 4: They are amazing.
Speaker 1: That's why there's a washing machine.
Speaker 5: Did you know you can't put that in the washing machine?
Speaker 5: Perfect soggy, soggy.
Speaker 4: Peak dog boll can good, good, it's glad.
Speaker 1: We've got consensus. Eventually you'll put the dog bowl in
Speaker 1: your mouth.
Speaker 9: Jack?
Speaker 5: Yeah, No, I don't put the dog bowl in my
Speaker 5: mouth about Jack?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 1: Jack? Why do you put the dish washer cap in there?
Speaker 1: In the dish washer cap you okay? So and it
Speaker 1: comes out cleaner than a washing machine? Job or what?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: And you have like a plastic cap formed.
Speaker 4: Saying that you sit your cap in and then you
Speaker 4: close it up, it won't go out of shape.
Speaker 2: Actually an accessory that you put your hanut in.
Speaker 1: I've seen this on the ground and then that way
Speaker 1: you don't get a floppy brim.
Speaker 4: Like, yeah, what do you get on?
Speaker 2: Hey? What do I search for? Cap dishwasher shape keeper?
Speaker 2: What would I what's it called?
Speaker 12: Then you're linked?
Speaker 1: But yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: You got a dizzy jack?
Speaker 1: You got?
Speaker 2: I say, Jack?
Speaker 7: Can I ask an obvious question here? Why we're putting
Speaker 7: clothing in the dishwasher when we've got a washing machine?
Speaker 1: Because it doesn't keep its structural integrity.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but if you get the plastic protector, you could
Speaker 5: put in the discs in the washing cap.
Speaker 1: I don't know, you've got.
Speaker 4: To get one of those guys there the key.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm on Amazon. I'm trying to find I don't
Speaker 2: know what it would be called.
Speaker 7: Cap shaper put in Jack from Dandy Nong's cap shaker
Speaker 7: Jack twenty.
Speaker 2: Five hat shape holder.
Speaker 7: I do see your point about the spoons. It's all
Speaker 7: a mouth chop.
Speaker 2: It's different to bristles.
Speaker 1: If you chuck it in your mouth.
Speaker 2: No, it goes in the dishwasher.
Speaker 1: Jack, what do you reckon.
Speaker 2: Toothbrushes in the dishwasher? Yeah, your knee.
Speaker 13: I don't know about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thanks, Joe, you on, Jase, you're awake, you're conflicted.
Speaker 4: There we go.
Speaker 1: We are Pram and the paper.
Speaker 7: Every couple of weeks we get in someone from the
Speaker 7: Victorian Police, and every couple of weeks we catch up
Speaker 7: with our friendly neighborhood policeman. It is super intended. Wayne,
Speaker 7: cheese man, Morning Cheese, Morning cheese.
Speaker 9: The morning. Everyone's great to be.
Speaker 2: You've been catching some baddies.
Speaker 12: It is non stop, Lauren. Oh really, it's non stop.
Speaker 12: Adding the North, we call it the crazy North, or
Speaker 12: I call it the Crazy North. It is non stop.
Speaker 5: Really, But you've been off with the man flu. Well,
Speaker 5: do you have to take some time on?
Speaker 12: I took one day off. I actually took a day
Speaker 12: off for the first time I reckon in twenty years.
Speaker 1: It was a harder.
Speaker 12: Being a voice has a bit funny, But I feel better.
Speaker 5: Did you get much sympathy at home, laur that's questions.
Speaker 9: No, there's no sympathy from the wife.
Speaker 2: Kids, they're not good at giving place.
Speaker 7: You're better off just having a sleep in the back
Speaker 7: of the paddy wagon and then going home.
Speaker 9: Probably better to go to work somewhere.
Speaker 2: How is the crime going around Melbourne?
Speaker 12: Look, crime is up, I've said that before. Crime is up.
Speaker 12: We are, but we are arresting more people than ever.
Speaker 12: But the demand for police and and to deal with
Speaker 12: crime is through the roof.
Speaker 7: Now here's my issue, right, because you guys are working
Speaker 7: around the clock. I just think there is way too
Speaker 7: much paperwork out crops are stuck with. You brought up
Speaker 7: on the show the other day that if our wheelly
Speaker 7: bing goes missing, all right, or there was there was
Speaker 7: footage of a garbage truck the robotic arm picked up
Speaker 7: the wheely bin.
Speaker 1: The wheely bin fell in the truck and they kept driving.
Speaker 5: You were telling a rubbish bin I had to go
Speaker 5: to the police station to get it. Stack take from
Speaker 5: a police like as if you could be bothered dealing
Speaker 5: with that.
Speaker 12: So we have dozens of people at the counters every day.
Speaker 12: Where's that deck signed? So it takes up our time.
Speaker 12: The counters can be you know, ten deep, and I
Speaker 12: have two constables on the counter and it's ten deep
Speaker 12: all day every day.
Speaker 4: We need a stash deck shop.
Speaker 2: Yeah, pharmacists do it or something.
Speaker 12: So there are people that can do there. Pharmacist so
Speaker 12: often we get a bole justice and who consider an
Speaker 12: the counter. They can help with some of the demand.
Speaker 5: It just felt strange to me going to the pharmacy
Speaker 5: saying my bin's gone.
Speaker 9: Miss.
Speaker 1: Cheese.
Speaker 3: It's a it's a really really important week, this one.
Speaker 3: It is road safety Week, and I dare say, as
Speaker 3: a police officer, you have seen some notorious things on
Speaker 3: our roads.
Speaker 12: Unfortunately, most police go to some horrific accident scenes and
Speaker 12: you can imagine, you know, the human versus the metal
Speaker 12: of a car often doesn't go well. So you see
Speaker 12: some really traumatic things. But what's an important message here
Speaker 12: for me around road safety is the broader impact a
Speaker 12: nasty or a fadal accident can have. So you obviously
Speaker 12: have people that make errors and errors of judgment around
Speaker 12: speeding or distracted driving, and suddenly their life is turned
Speaker 12: upside down. There's also the life of their families. Suddenly
Speaker 12: they might have a son or a daughter going into jail.
Speaker 12: But then you have the victim side, and you know,
Speaker 12: as terrific and the impact, and it's a life changing
Speaker 12: impact really. So you know, we had last year I
Speaker 12: think around the country there was twelve hundred deaths on
Speaker 12: the road, So twelve hundred if you think about that,
Speaker 12: there was connected to it, and there was forty thousand
Speaker 12: serious injuries. And there are things. You know, we harp
Speaker 12: on as police about the message of concentrating on the
Speaker 12: road and sticking to the speed limit and not using
Speaker 12: your phone. But I drive home from Falkland every day
Speaker 12: and it's about a forty minute drive. People are speeding,
Speaker 12: people on the phone for some reason. The message just
Speaker 12: not get through. But all I say to those people
Speaker 12: is the impact and the split second life changing moment.
Speaker 12: The impact that can have on you and your loved
Speaker 12: ones is life changing.
Speaker 7: Say, if you're heading home right, you're in the traffic,
Speaker 7: you're in your normal car. I can see you in
Speaker 7: like a little Master too or something, and you see
Speaker 7: someone at the lights and they're fully on their phone,
Speaker 7: clear as day.
Speaker 1: Can you, even.
Speaker 7: Though you're off duty, tap on the window time to
Speaker 7: pull over and book them.
Speaker 12: So once you're sworn in in the academy, you are
Speaker 12: you are you have those powers twenty four to seven. Yeah,
Speaker 12: there's no honor off Judy right. The decision you have
Speaker 12: to make is if it goes wrong. I have no radio,
Speaker 12: no no firearm, I have no equipment. So often often
Speaker 12: what I would do is I might show the police
Speaker 12: sign that I put on the dash for parking. I
Speaker 12: might show it out the window and just say, you know,
Speaker 12: put the phone down. Yeah, And generally there's compliance because
Speaker 12: suddenly they break out.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I have a fright every time I see a police car.
Speaker 5: I thank God, what am I doing wrong?
Speaker 2: I panic?
Speaker 5: I get really like, okay, am I I'm right? When
Speaker 5: I see police cars on the road. I know people
Speaker 5: flash their headlights whatever, but actually is a good reminder
Speaker 5: absolutely make sure like are you speeding? Are you doing
Speaker 5: anything wrong? Because it is easy to all of a
Speaker 5: sudden go, oh my god, I'm in a forty zone.
Speaker 9: Yes, yes, it is easy to do.
Speaker 12: So that's why we ask people to concentrate, but it
Speaker 12: is very easy to do.
Speaker 7: Just quickly back on the parking sign. Can you just
Speaker 7: check the he was saying, he chucks the police sign
Speaker 7: on the dashboard when he wants to park, Can you
Speaker 7: just if you check that little police sign on the dashboard.
Speaker 9: So if I'm working in my official capacity of course, of.
Speaker 2: Course, yes, right, yeah, you can't get a passily.
Speaker 12: We don't go in the disabled sign. But if I
Speaker 12: need a park appointment Chadston Christmas Eve, we'd come in here.
Speaker 4: Because you don't want to get in trouble with the
Speaker 4: with the new boss and.
Speaker 1: You've got oh you got a new boss.
Speaker 7: Hey, can you hold that thought? Because I have questions
Speaker 7: about the new top cop that's going to be running
Speaker 7: Victoria Police. Stay with us. Cheesey's on the air this morning.
Speaker 7: Can we come make a chat about it next? Of course,
Speaker 7: every couple of weeks we get the Victorian Police in
Speaker 7: and we love this man. He's our resident friendly cop.
Speaker 7: Cheesy is with us this morning. Hey, you've got a
Speaker 7: new boss coming. We've got a new top cop here
Speaker 7: in Victoria. Have you met him yet?
Speaker 9: So?
Speaker 12: I haven't met him, but I was impressed with his
Speaker 12: press conference.
Speaker 1: Mike Bush is his name.
Speaker 12: He's a key, he's got a wealth of experience. I
Speaker 12: really look forward to having him with Victoria Police. We
Speaker 12: will all get around him. We'll see what direction he
Speaker 12: wants to send the force in and what he'll set
Speaker 12: the direction, and we'll look scary you're a superintendent.
Speaker 2: What is Mike Bush?
Speaker 9: So he's the chief commissioner.
Speaker 5: Chief Commissioner, Mike Bush is the number one we're addressing sore.
Speaker 1: Where are we? How far are you off top job?
Speaker 3: So you got your chief com You've got your commissioner,
Speaker 3: you got your chief superintendent.
Speaker 9: No, so I'm a bit of a way down.
Speaker 1: So above me doing hunger games?
Speaker 4: How long have we got to go until you're the
Speaker 4: the commander.
Speaker 9: The way Victoria please has gone through?
Speaker 2: Who else is above you?
Speaker 12: These commanders within the organization, Then you are assistant commissioners,
Speaker 12: and a couple of deputy commissioners, and then the and
Speaker 12: then you and then brother, I'm too old.
Speaker 2: He's the constable. Six they below you.
Speaker 9: So they begin its constables.
Speaker 12: Everyone starts as the constable, senior constable, sergeant, senior sergeant, inspector, superintendent,
Speaker 12: long far off, yeah.
Speaker 9: A long tree.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you're like seven from the bottom. He made
Speaker 2: that sound like you were.
Speaker 1: Right on the bottom, little badges on his arm.
Speaker 2: About five from the top, six from the top.
Speaker 9: Still long way. I'm happy. I'm happy.
Speaker 12: I don't know how I got you to superintendent, really,
Speaker 12: but I'm happy.
Speaker 7: Is there any I mean, obviously pays and stuff change,
Speaker 7: but is there any extra little benefits the higher you
Speaker 7: climb in.
Speaker 12: The forces, those those lurks and per days finished off.
Speaker 9: It's a salary based ranks struck. So you get what
Speaker 9: you get.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's all about the honor of serving the people
Speaker 4: at Victoria, he said, the new statement.
Speaker 1: You get what you get, don't get upset.
Speaker 2: The new boss is from New Zealand.
Speaker 12: Yeah, so he was the chief commissioner over in New Years.
Speaker 12: She's retired and from the news report, he was headhunted
Speaker 12: to interview and obviously he impressed the selection panel and
Speaker 12: he's got the job.
Speaker 2: I saw, remember the news Beautiful New Zealand.
Speaker 7: Is on the news the other night. He seemed stern serious.
Speaker 7: I was about to say scary, but Stern's a good
Speaker 7: way of putting it. Put it this way. I don't
Speaker 7: think he's going to muck around.
Speaker 12: No, no, So he came across as a as a
Speaker 12: very serious, smart, strong leader, and I think that's exactly
Speaker 12: where what we need at the moment.
Speaker 2: It's a big job, isn't it.
Speaker 12: It's a huge job there are you know, they're like,
Speaker 12: I guess it's like any any corporation. You're the head.
Speaker 12: There's lots of shoes down within. But you know it's
Speaker 12: well known. We've got our crime issues. We've got our
Speaker 12: I guess how morale issues. But I think he's you know,
Speaker 12: I thank him for putting his hand up and taking
Speaker 12: it on.
Speaker 2: You've got faith he's going to sort out the crime
Speaker 2: in this state.
Speaker 9: I have one hundred faith.
Speaker 12: And then as long as we all get behind him,
Speaker 12: which I will and I'm sure others will. You know,
Speaker 12: we're a bigger organization and we can have impact if
Speaker 12: we all work together.
Speaker 2: Do you think you're like us?
Speaker 1: Do you think you're get him? Should we pick him
Speaker 1: up from the airport?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: You're with a sign? We'll park and go in here.
Speaker 1: Well you want to come to Jesus?
Speaker 12: Well, he spoke about being visible and the important of
Speaker 12: that with leadership, So what better way to reach the
Speaker 12: audience and the community.
Speaker 5: So you've got were you putting in a good word
Speaker 5: for us? I will always cheesy cheesy? What are you
Speaker 5: going to tell him about us?
Speaker 12: I'm going to tell him that you you three are
Speaker 12: the premier number one radio show across the country and
Speaker 12: he needs to get on board.
Speaker 2: Good. I you that's the messaging. We'd like cheese.
Speaker 1: Now, let's park that messaging because I have a question
Speaker 1: before we let you go.
Speaker 3: We go. He's got beef with someone.
Speaker 2: Comes straight from mensa. I'm sure.
Speaker 1: I don't have beef with anyone. I just want to
Speaker 1: know cheesy Just so?
Speaker 5: Do you get to push in the line and drive through?
Speaker 5: Do you get free McDonald's if you show your badge?
Speaker 9: You don't?
Speaker 2: What other questions is?
Speaker 7: It is National Road Safety Week and we should all
Speaker 7: be slowing down and watching what we're doing on the roads.
Speaker 7: And you mentioned earlier seeing police cars out there or
Speaker 7: just reminders of what people need.
Speaker 1: Could hypothetical.
Speaker 5: If you were doing so well? I do you really
Speaker 5: want to ask a stupid question?
Speaker 7: If I saw a highway patrol radar set up the
Speaker 7: other day and hypothetically flash my lights to oncoming cars,
Speaker 7: therefore slowing them down, can I be fine for that?
Speaker 12: It's a really it's a vexed answer. It's a gray area.
Speaker 12: So you flash the light, you are slowing people down,
Speaker 12: so you're having impact.
Speaker 2: We should just go around flashing lights and.
Speaker 12: Be charged with hindering the duties of police. But I
Speaker 12: think that's a rarity these days. Yeah, I think you
Speaker 12: are available to be charged. But people do it all
Speaker 12: the time, so for me, it's for me, it's quite
Speaker 12: a good thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's better for people to slow down then to
Speaker 5: get a fine and keep speeding, to be honest, because
Speaker 5: you don't even realize when you've gone past it.
Speaker 7: Sometimes someone did it to me and it was just
Speaker 7: a reminder to go and I was actually going to
Speaker 7: spend them, but I was like, oh, I haven't even
Speaker 7: looked down at speak.
Speaker 3: So just to be sure, it's discretionary. All things are discretionary,
Speaker 3: So lock.
Speaker 1: Him up, put him away like it was a hypothetical.
Speaker 7: Superintendent way cheesemin cheesy in the house of this this morning.
Speaker 9: Good to see mate, No, really, good to see you
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Speaker 5: Okay, you guys know I'm not good with car stuff
Speaker 5: and I'm having a run of sad luck with my car.
Speaker 7: Don't you start on the no, no, no, no, I'm not
Speaker 7: going to rip into the test.
Speaker 1: But you know what I tried to share clip the
Speaker 1: other day.
Speaker 7: What did I show you only worked out recently that
Speaker 7: when you get out of your car, so as I'm
Speaker 7: walking over your just like I think some European cars,
Speaker 7: I was walking away from mind and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 7: the windows down. I got to go back, put the
Speaker 7: ignition on, put the window up. And one of our producers,
Speaker 7: jud said, no, no, no, just hold your finger on
Speaker 7: the lock button on the key ring and just keep
Speaker 7: holding it and then all of a sudden, all the
Speaker 7: windows in the car you showed me.
Speaker 2: This, I've never seen that, and the sun.
Speaker 7: Riff closed everything. So I got clipped to try it
Speaker 7: on his car. Yeah it didn't work.
Speaker 2: I didn't work for you.
Speaker 1: He had to get back in done. Like this happens
Speaker 1: with all the European What are you driving?
Speaker 2: Audi?
Speaker 1: What cars? Does it work? Starts your V up?
Speaker 4: Yeah, WX and yv W.
Speaker 13: I think it's just it should work on most modern cars.
Speaker 4: I don't have a list on me, not.
Speaker 1: Mine, not mine.
Speaker 2: I'll try.
Speaker 5: I was so angry in fact, I've got to take
Speaker 5: my car, the Defender. Yes, I've got to take it
Speaker 5: to Clayton South today because I got a rock on
Speaker 5: the windscreen and I called oh oh, and I was like, hey, guys,
Speaker 5: can you have seen the age?
Speaker 9: Guys?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you get it, guys, you can pop out here and.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: No, if it's bigger than a ten cent piece or
Speaker 5: a twenty cent piece or something, you've got to take it.
Speaker 1: In the magic gel on it.
Speaker 2: To be.
Speaker 5: So like it's fully cracked.
Speaker 2: No, Brian, that's what they said.
Speaker 5: So I've got to take it out to Clayton's Outh
Speaker 5: for like four hours.
Speaker 1: Hours to READO a windscreen.
Speaker 2: You have to replace the whole thing.
Speaker 3: What are you going to do while you're in Clayton's
Speaker 3: out drink and sit in a little waiting room.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So I've got to do that today.
Speaker 5: But then I'm driving to work and how urgent do
Speaker 5: you think this is? It popped up on my So
Speaker 5: I took the Tesla.
Speaker 3: I'm not good with the notifications on the screen. I's
Speaker 3: saying I've got to get a service.
Speaker 2: Well, you should get a service.
Speaker 1: Mine says one of the wheels is flat.
Speaker 5: Well that's what I was going to say, right, So
Speaker 5: I drove the Tesla this morning. It says, pull over
Speaker 5: like a big man. Look, pull over safely. Air pressure
Speaker 5: is very low.
Speaker 2: Check for flast.
Speaker 1: You kicked them?
Speaker 2: Well they looked okay to me.
Speaker 1: What did you kick them? What do you mean you
Speaker 1: kick the tie? You'd be able to feel if it's so.
Speaker 2: Can someone go and check it?
Speaker 1: Go and kick them for you?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they all look fine.
Speaker 1: Questions did you pull the ruined?
Speaker 2: Have you seen hard driving to the copper?
Speaker 1: Clint don't like. I almost cried the other day looking
Speaker 1: at my rooms as well. Have you scratched your.
Speaker 5: Does that mean both my cars are going to be out?
Speaker 5: The windscreen and the.
Speaker 2: Can you pump up tad.
Speaker 1: On one side? Just on the left side. I know
Speaker 1: a bloke, the rim guy. What did he do? Do
Speaker 1: a rim job? That's all he does?
Speaker 2: Careful what you call?
Speaker 1: No, that's all he does jobs?
Speaker 2: What does he do? Fix them?
Speaker 1: Just rim jobs? Comes around, fixes the room at home,
Speaker 1: ram job or you can come to work if you
Speaker 1: can't wait.
Speaker 4: Really, that's service when a smile, that really is.
Speaker 5: If you've got If you've got a flat tire, you
Speaker 5: need a rim job.
Speaker 2: Do I need a new tire? I definitely need four
Speaker 2: rim jobs? My mind? My rooms are no good.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the is the issue because you bought the
Speaker 1: long car. They don't have a spare what they don't
Speaker 1: do rim jobs on the spare times?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it says they're all flat. Do you think
Speaker 5: it's someone's slushed?
Speaker 1: Someone slashed its?
Speaker 2: Can someone check for me?
Speaker 5: Pop?
Speaker 1: Or after the eloon cars?
Speaker 2: Can someone go and check my car? You have flat
Speaker 2: tires and you needed him job under windscreen?
Speaker 1: Miami, you got a big day head. Are we talking
Speaker 1: about your and new addiction? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I think so. I mean it's been it's been building
Speaker 4: for weeks.
Speaker 5: Okay, I got sucked in. I'm not gonna lie I did.
Speaker 5: I got sucked into an episode the other day. And
Speaker 5: how do you want to know what? Tell everyone what
Speaker 5: you're talking about for Okay.
Speaker 1: We're talking about the Floor, which is the new Roger
Speaker 1: Curser host.
Speaker 5: Sorry, I don't like what they're dressing him in though,
Speaker 5: I'm just not sure if his wardrobe choices.
Speaker 2: We're hosting the Floor.
Speaker 1: Does he look like he's walked out of rud and Gun?
Speaker 2: No, but I think he should look like he's walking right.
Speaker 1: So it's basically a big grid.
Speaker 4: It's a big grid where every mine sweeper.
Speaker 5: It is when the bomb goes off and it clears
Speaker 5: the squares around you. Remember that game? No, ye you
Speaker 5: played Mind Sweeper?
Speaker 1: No? I was a SIMS guy.
Speaker 2: No No, this was before the SIMS.
Speaker 5: Everyone's Solitaire and Mind Sweep were the only two games
Speaker 5: that came on you Home PC.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Worms, did you the game Snake?
Speaker 2: That's called Snake? Not Worms?
Speaker 7: It's called Snake where they have to kill each other
Speaker 7: you send bombs over and what's battleship?
Speaker 1: Isn't it anyway?
Speaker 2: Worms?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: One's going I have.
Speaker 3: Effectively, it's effectively word tennis, basically the game of word tennis,
Speaker 3: So you effectively rea you're given a subject matter and
Speaker 3: you are going against your opponent.
Speaker 5: So the one I got sucked into, to give you
Speaker 5: an example, was drinks. And I knew drinks, soft drinks. Well,
Speaker 5: it was like people white wine, red one. But on
Speaker 5: the show, a picture comes up and you've got to
Speaker 5: say what it is, So.
Speaker 1: You can't just come up with one. No, it's on
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 5: You've got to guess, and if you pass or get
Speaker 5: it wrong, then you get a three second time time penalty,
Speaker 5: and whoever's got the most time left wins. But I
Speaker 5: knew every cocktail, and I thought christ for problem.
Speaker 2: I knew every single one of the cocktails.
Speaker 1: How's the floor come into play?
Speaker 2: Well, if I'm playing you, then I eat your square.
Speaker 4: Y you take over the square.
Speaker 1: It was like Ellen, where they'd fall through the floor.
Speaker 5: No, no, it's not like that. So you basically end
Speaker 5: up whoever's got the category a favorite category missed the price.
Speaker 2: They choose their own category. So mine might be cocktails cocktails,
Speaker 2: and yours might be yeah, okay, all right.
Speaker 3: So I thought we might play today, and I'm going
Speaker 3: to be Roger Corse because the tall handsome one.
Speaker 2: Are we getting pictures or are we just getting it's radio?
Speaker 1: Thanks to we will be speaking to the key of
Speaker 1: game shows. He'll always be the king of game.
Speaker 4: Shows to me.
Speaker 1: Larry Mda joining.
Speaker 2: Us after Hot Larry.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, you're ready, yep, so we go until
Speaker 3: someone stuffs up. Okay, your first topic is and we're
Speaker 3: starting with you, Jace Things even.
Speaker 1: Even introduced the contestants asked us about We've.
Speaker 3: Got Jace Hawks otherwise known as hawk forty three years
Speaker 3: of age from where.
Speaker 4: Bentley Bentley East?
Speaker 3: Who'm up against Lauren Phillips otherwise known as missus Mangles.
Speaker 1: I'm not anyway, Let's skip that.
Speaker 3: Okay, your first topic starting with Jace Things on a
Speaker 3: young charcut, sesame.
Speaker 2: Toast, Shane hih pork dumplings, shime i dumpling, peking duck,
Speaker 2: vegetarian spring rock, salt pepper, spicy squid, chicken spring, wrong chicken,
Speaker 2: corn soup, chicken feet, chicken. You don't just get chicken
Speaker 2: feet on you.
Speaker 1: That was the time.
Speaker 4: That was time.
Speaker 1: That's my area was so disappointed.
Speaker 4: You've just eaten if you're seeing Laurence Square.
Speaker 2: All right, go again.
Speaker 4: Okay on the one, let's get for footy players Nick.
Speaker 6: Watson, Harry Christian Petraka, Bason Cox, Nick Duffy.
Speaker 2: Is it currents or the past players? Are they also included.
Speaker 4: Duffy?
Speaker 5: Was eat we including or is it on the car? Okay,
Speaker 5: it's current players. Have to start again.
Speaker 1: You need to drop through the floor, drop her through the.
Speaker 4: Actually, no, that's too nil, No, No, we've gotta get carried.
Speaker 2: An Instagram DM.
Speaker 5: Now he's got a ball drop or something. Now he
Speaker 5: played for Richmond.
Speaker 1: Slid in your DMS.
Speaker 2: Not many people? All right, here we go one more.
Speaker 4: The The topic is car brands.
Speaker 2: Forward, Lamborghini, Masca, Mercedes.
Speaker 6: This is saying a lot BMW, McLaren, Tesla, b y D,
Speaker 6: Mac Truck, Cherry, Chevrolet, ram it.
Speaker 9: Hold drop her through the four.
Speaker 13: You're real bad.
Speaker 2: You do have to have a turn.
Speaker 7: She'd be more of a supermarket sweep into the show.
Speaker 4: Go straight for the vitamins.
Speaker 1: We are joined by a very special guest.
Speaker 4: Our next guest is a legend of the screen and
Speaker 4: winner of the prestigious God Login.
Speaker 11: I'm so convinced I wasn't going to win this that
Speaker 11: I said. If I did win it, I would have
Speaker 11: all the nominees initials had it on my ass Live
Speaker 11: tomorrow morning. Well, he's busy hosting many shows on TV
Speaker 11: these days.
Speaker 3: Gilds a special place in our hearts for hosting.
Speaker 1: Larry.
Speaker 5: Good morning, It's so nice to see you.
Speaker 13: Great to see you, guys, lads?
Speaker 1: How many years ago.
Speaker 2: Anyone call you that?
Speaker 4: On lads and chase terms.
Speaker 13: We're getting close?
Speaker 11: I wouldn't have said were they're like just yet one
Speaker 11: Lazza and then eased into lads slowly.
Speaker 2: But people call you Lazzer.
Speaker 13: Yeah, sometimes they do it.
Speaker 2: Do you like it?
Speaker 13: I don't mind it.
Speaker 11: It's better than things kindly calls me a work call you,
Speaker 11: I can't say.
Speaker 2: Do you have a nickname other than Lazzer?
Speaker 13: No, that'll do it. I reckon Larry.
Speaker 7: Saying mister have some respect.
Speaker 2: Isn't Australian icon.
Speaker 1: How long ago did you grace the pages of Men's
Speaker 1: Health ten years ago?
Speaker 13: Years, or as my wife says, ten klas ago.
Speaker 7: Yeah, well this is my question because Clinton it would
Speaker 7: have been ten months ago. Yeah, I would say Larry
Speaker 7: is still in prime form. Yeah, he probably is too
Speaker 7: slipped up a little.
Speaker 1: Bit, Larry.
Speaker 13: Yeah, yeah, it goes way quick, but.
Speaker 11: Yeah, it was. It was for my fiftieth. It was
Speaker 11: on my fiftieth and I've just turned sixty, So look younger.
Speaker 2: Than you do.
Speaker 1: You do how much? Lauren?
Speaker 2: How much?
Speaker 9: How much? Jimmy?
Speaker 13: You're doing every morning?
Speaker 11: For up at four o'clock every morning you're pushing waits,
Speaker 11: a bit of wait its, bit a cardio, bit of
Speaker 11: then go and have a bacon egg roll and a
Speaker 11: chocolate milk.
Speaker 2: Do you actually four o'clock every morning? Larry?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what time do you go to bed?
Speaker 11: Four forty five? I was gonna go to bed with you,
Speaker 11: but that sounds so weird. We're early, like, you know,
Speaker 11: thirty nine o'clock something like that.
Speaker 1: So hang on, let me get this right.
Speaker 7: Because you're on the morning show with Kylie so nine
Speaker 7: the show starts when ours ends.
Speaker 2: Es still get up before for us?
Speaker 7: Hey, let's talk the Chase Australia five pm on seven
Speaker 7: and seventh plus.
Speaker 1: You are the game show king to us. He's still
Speaker 1: enjoying it.
Speaker 11: Yeah, don't let Grant Daniel hear you say that. He
Speaker 11: thinks he's the king. He does this whole I'm the king.
Speaker 1: Thing more of a year's car salesman.
Speaker 2: Feel between game show hosts.
Speaker 11: I would slap that man so hard, so hard. I
Speaker 11: just walk up to him and whack him fair enough. Yeah,
Speaker 11: like whack them mole. You know when you see the
Speaker 11: whack a MOLTI yeah, no, No, we're all mates. I
Speaker 11: think that's the key. You think that's the key. We're
Speaker 11: all good mates.
Speaker 7: Do you get to kick out it because we do
Speaker 7: on this show. When you get to give good people money.
Speaker 11: Yes, that's why I love it. That's why for forty
Speaker 11: years I've loved this thing, the game show stuff. Back
Speaker 11: to the Prices Right days and the main event days,
Speaker 11: standing next to someone who is winning something potentially to
Speaker 11: change their life, which just an ordinary person so far
Speaker 11: into this bizarre situation that can potentially change things for them.
Speaker 13: Love that moment, well, I really do.
Speaker 3: At twenty two Bendigo Street, Richmond, when I was a
Speaker 3: young fellow, young seventeen year old working in the news
Speaker 3: or am, I used to creep down to Studio nine
Speaker 3: to watch Larry in action on Prices.
Speaker 4: It was the highlight.
Speaker 11: Can I propose that, as a twenty two year old
Speaker 11: young man that you didn't come down to see me.
Speaker 11: You came down to see the bikini models.
Speaker 1: I don't want to and the show.
Speaker 5: We don't have that anymore on game shows. That's what
Speaker 5: we're missing presenting the caravan.
Speaker 4: What was your favorite prices right? Gameling guy, I still
Speaker 4: when they walk past.
Speaker 5: With the cost of living right now and how expensive
Speaker 5: everything is, the price is right.
Speaker 2: Could come back, you know, one.
Speaker 11: Hundred percent, I agree with you. And when we finished
Speaker 11: back on Channel nine, we will give it. The showcases
Speaker 11: were like six hundred and seven hundred thousand.
Speaker 1: It was always a jet ski and.
Speaker 2: A and you got a spar there's a spar.
Speaker 11: And then there was always a terracotta bird bath that
Speaker 11: no one ever wanted. No one collected the terracotta bird
Speaker 11: bath from the prize warehouse.
Speaker 5: But it seems so easy to win back then the
Speaker 5: game shows where the chase is hot.
Speaker 4: You can't.
Speaker 2: You can't just get any like Larry off the Street
Speaker 2: to play. You've got to be really smart.
Speaker 11: No, Well, people come in, people watch it at home,
Speaker 11: they've had a glass of wine with dinner. They have
Speaker 11: to stay awake, Lauren, Are they just awake after four
Speaker 11: forty five? But if they're there, they're having dinner, they
Speaker 11: have a glass of wine.
Speaker 13: They go, oh, I can do that.
Speaker 11: Yeah, or those people are stupid because they're not getting it,
Speaker 11: so they'll they'll come in and have a go. And
Speaker 11: it's really funny, like people come in and there super
Speaker 11: you can tell they're super super bright, but they they
Speaker 11: collapse under the lights and the cameras and everything.
Speaker 13: They miss the mark.
Speaker 11: And then there are other people who come in and go,
Speaker 11: I'm just here to have fun and I don't care
Speaker 11: what happens, and they do really really well because they're relaxed.
Speaker 13: It's very strange.
Speaker 2: What can what time do you film?
Speaker 5: Do you let them have a glass of wine before
Speaker 5: they come in to get another Dutch hurrying?
Speaker 11: No, the only wine on set is in my change room.
Speaker 11: Yeah right, that's my rider.
Speaker 1: Twenty nine thousand bucks you gave away to it.
Speaker 11: In twenty nine thousand, and then there was ninety one
Speaker 11: thousand earlier this week, so there's some big money around
Speaker 11: with this mega money.
Speaker 5: All right, who's the grumpiest out of the chases because
Speaker 5: they seem like a pack like they.
Speaker 4: Would not see and then he went lost all the weight.
Speaker 11: Oh the beast, Yeah, the beast I said, I can't
Speaker 11: call you the beast anymore.
Speaker 1: You're just skinny.
Speaker 11: Yeah. No, they're all nice people. I've got to say
Speaker 11: that they are. They are, and they actually do really
Speaker 11: care about that. They're torn because they care about the contestants.
Speaker 11: You can see that. But they also want to win.
Speaker 5: But do they crack it when they lose? Because they
Speaker 5: think that, like they are, they're meant to be the
Speaker 5: smartest people in the world, right.
Speaker 11: I think they like all of us. Would they get
Speaker 11: upset when they miss something that they should know? Yeah,
Speaker 11: so when something happens and it's happened on TV now
Speaker 11: and people can see it that they should have got
Speaker 11: that the answer was red and they said blue, And
Speaker 11: now that's a moment from them that they don't they'd
Speaker 11: rather forget.
Speaker 5: I think they ever throw it because they're a lot
Speaker 5: this person I'm going to yeah.
Speaker 2: Surely, I don't think so.
Speaker 13: I'm contractually obligated to say.
Speaker 7: We are on the air with a gold LOGGI winner
Speaker 7: Golde mister Larry MDA this morning. Larry is King of
Speaker 7: the Game Shows. Can you give our audience on what's
Speaker 7: the best way to be selected in a studio audience
Speaker 7: to be the most be the person dragged up on
Speaker 7: a game show or when throwing out applications and stuff.
Speaker 11: Well on, you know, for the chase, they're going to
Speaker 11: do a little test with you via zoom and you're
Speaker 11: going to get some questions and answers. But back in
Speaker 11: the day of the Price is Right, this is one
Speaker 11: of my funniest, my favorite things. People would come in
Speaker 11: at ten o'clock in the morning, would film at six
Speaker 11: or seven o'clock at night, and as they're filtering through,
Speaker 11: the producers would ask them, you know, something quirky, and
Speaker 11: they realized that they had to say something really bizarre
Speaker 11: to get called that would help them get called down.
Speaker 11: But between ten o'clock in the morning and telling this
Speaker 11: lie and seven o'clock at night in filming, I'm like, so, Mary,
Speaker 11: you sailed single handedly around the globe twice and she
Speaker 11: looked at me, go whatn I didn't? People forget rap
Speaker 11: stories they tell to get called on down.
Speaker 1: So just remember.
Speaker 13: Remember the lie that you're told.
Speaker 7: Well look the Chace Australia. It's on weekdays five pm
Speaker 7: on seven and seven plus. Larry, We love you, work mate,
Speaker 7: you are working on the show anytime.
Speaker 13: So good to see you guys, thanks a lot.
Speaker 4: Jason, Lauren.
Speaker 5: Lauren wake up feeling good following them on the Socials show.