Speaker 1: Quiet morning every day day, Adelaides Jones, You're an absolute
Speaker 1: mess this morning because you've forgot your phone.
Speaker 2: What is going on?
Speaker 3: I'm genuinely one day into the school year just having
Speaker 3: this dialogue in my head where I go, how am
Speaker 3: I going to cope for the.
Speaker 4: Rest of the year.
Speaker 5: Wearing your glasses around the wrong way as well and
Speaker 5: upside down? And she's wearing her headphones on her feet?
Speaker 2: How much? How much per day do you look at
Speaker 2: your phone?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: I hate to think, but you know how sometimes it
Speaker 3: pops up, like how many hours a week you've done?
Speaker 4: That's horrifying, really scary, Like.
Speaker 3: You've wasted like six hours of your life a week
Speaker 3: on your phone?
Speaker 5: Six hours? Yeah, sometimes six hours a day people on Instagram? Yeah,
Speaker 5: you four hours for Zoey on Instagram per day. A
Speaker 5: lot of people will six or seven hours on a
Speaker 5: bad day, on a slow day, Yeah, six plus hours
Speaker 5: on Instagram.
Speaker 4: Jeez, Louise.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: It potentially is going to really affect human evolution a
Speaker 2: few hundred years time. Research is found that using our
Speaker 2: phones too much is ruining our bodies, giving us text
Speaker 2: neck and turning our hands and wrists into claws.
Speaker 3: I don't know if this is incorrect or not, but
Speaker 3: someone was telling me that we're going to have this
Speaker 3: is a school teacher was telling me that we're going
Speaker 3: to have a whole generation of kids with little horns
Speaker 3: growing out the back of their necks.
Speaker 5: Really how much? And was that in drama class while
Speaker 5: we getting to horns?
Speaker 4: I don't know. I hope it's not true.
Speaker 3: She said to google it, which I haven't done yet
Speaker 3: because I'm horrified. But apparently all the kiddies are going
Speaker 3: to have little horns growing out the back of their
Speaker 3: spines that could be actually.
Speaker 2: Very very cute, smaller brains.
Speaker 4: Punched back, little terodagonals.
Speaker 5: Locked elbows, and truly gnari claws or from too much tech.
Speaker 5: Neck is a situation where people using smart devices, even laptops,
Speaker 5: look down too long, causing their head to fall forward
Speaker 5: on their neck and increasing the load and weight on
Speaker 5: their cervical spine.
Speaker 4: Oh, you call it technique. I call it a horn.
Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe it is a bit of a horn. The
Speaker 5: most concerning one for me is the claw though as well.
Speaker 5: They're saying the claw because that's the shape of your
Speaker 5: hand when you're holding your piece of.
Speaker 2: Tech, when you're holding your phone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So.
Speaker 5: It's like a bit of a genuine claw and all
Speaker 5: of a sudden, just give it two or three years.
Speaker 5: And that was Jody this morning when she realized that
Speaker 5: she'd lost their phone.
Speaker 4: Around with my hands all claught up with a little
Speaker 4: horn coming out of the back of my neck. Oh
Speaker 4: my god.
Speaker 5: The other thing as well as I can picture in
Speaker 5: what I don't know, ten twenty years after your absolutely
Speaker 5: just got so much technic and so many and these
Speaker 5: claws have formed to such degree that just Jody, just
Speaker 5: two claws coming up, just creeping up like golm and
Speaker 5: just giving a bit of this one.
Speaker 4: Can I just have a little nibble reaching.
Speaker 2: Out the claw? Go with me?
Speaker 5: What are the two delicacies life's little treats in my life?
Speaker 4: This is very easy, Shellby's and Anthem's gone wrong?
Speaker 2: Spot on? Well done?
Speaker 4: How did you know?
Speaker 2: Right off your head like that?
Speaker 4: I just know when you know you know?
Speaker 2: Do you know what?
Speaker 5: I've got another failed anthem for your brilliant also, should
Speaker 5: we do it while enjoying a shower? Yes, please jump
Speaker 5: into Yeah, you're very very welcome. Let me introduce you
Speaker 5: to Kinsley Murray. It was an eight year old from
Speaker 5: the States who performed the national anthem just a couple
Speaker 5: of days ago before an NBA game. It seems to
Speaker 5: be it's always before an NBA game, always.
Speaker 2: I don't know where they're scouting for these people to
Speaker 2: sing the national.
Speaker 5: Anthems, but yeah, I just enjoy this and let those
Speaker 5: patriotic vibes just really sink into your veins.
Speaker 6: It's so fussy, get it, Kinsleys, there we go.
Speaker 2: You don't want to go viral to that.
Speaker 3: The thing is, though, with Kimsley, she's dressed to the nine.
Speaker 3: She's got this gown on that her mother has sat
Speaker 3: there and bedazzled for years and years. She's got the
Speaker 3: ribbons in her hair. It's all there except for the voice.
Speaker 2: Yes, unfortunately mum couldn't sing for her.
Speaker 3: Do you know the cool parties thought one stage when
Speaker 3: she tries one of the high nights and she's like
Speaker 3: and the rug side, she punches the edge.
Speaker 5: She's trying to signal to the music. Gods, give me something.
Speaker 5: That's a good excuse. Just to once again go through
Speaker 5: the timeline. Carlo was back in ninety three before an
Speaker 5: NBA game.
Speaker 2: See and the r And that's the best bit.
Speaker 4: That sounds like your voice this morning spot On.
Speaker 2: She's really battling for those little extra bits.
Speaker 5: But then, of course, of course the grand finale, each
Speaker 5: and every time we talk of stuffed up.
Speaker 2: National anthem, go do it?
Speaker 4: Can we?
Speaker 2: Oh no, go sure we can?
Speaker 5: We absolutely can. All Star Game a couple of years ago. Fergie, Fergie.
Speaker 5: Sometimes I just like a pearl in an oyster. Beautiful
Speaker 5: things formed out of genuine irritation, like this remix.
Speaker 2: Did you see this?
Speaker 4: I saw it in the locker rooms when they're all there.
Speaker 4: He saw it.
Speaker 7: Now.
Speaker 2: It doesn't get much better than this, ladies and gentlemen.
Speaker 3: The thing about this story that I do love is
Speaker 3: that her ex husband at the time, Jo Justin Marhoo's
Speaker 3: the actor, basically came out after a couple of weeks.
Speaker 5: It all he boys, you've your fun, I guess what
Speaker 5: people had even more fun that few people, even more
Speaker 5: and more so, Thank you very much and welcome to
Speaker 5: the cob Kinsley Murray. Oh, it just makes his skin crawl.
Speaker 4: As tall bats finally listen.
Speaker 2: To them, just congregating its spotting, backstabbing him.
Speaker 4: This is why we're talking abouts. Okay, so picture this.
Speaker 3: Andrew Hayes The scene is Brown Hill Creek this week,
Speaker 3: that flies into power lines, book dead carcass, falls onto
Speaker 3: the ground, yep, still on fire, and then starts a
Speaker 3: blaze through the hills of Brown Hill Creek. Now you
Speaker 3: might go, wow, a bat started a fire. Not uncommon,
Speaker 3: my friend. So in fact, last year there were fifty
Speaker 3: five instances of sustained bat outages affecting seventy two thousand customers,
Speaker 3: a genuine thing one hundred. But don't worry because power
Speaker 3: and it was so all across it. They've got strategies
Speaker 3: in place, you guys. So this on nine News last night.
Speaker 8: Fire Cause investigators today finding the charred remains of a
Speaker 8: flying fox, believing the animal came into contact with the
Speaker 8: power line, causing the fire as it hit the ground.
Speaker 8: Bats have become an increasing problem for Say Power Networks,
Speaker 8: which says the state's rapidly growing colony will likely cause
Speaker 8: more power outages this year.
Speaker 4: We expect this to.
Speaker 8: Be our worst year for bat related outages.
Speaker 2: You feel like they know what they're doing too.
Speaker 9: Three.
Speaker 4: I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I don't mean to be disrespectful to the bats. However,
Speaker 3: sometimes when you're doing a new story like that and
Speaker 3: you have to stand there and say bats will cause
Speaker 3: more power outages sustained ones this year. You feel a
Speaker 3: bit silly. Yeah, anyway, so what about this. I've got
Speaker 3: some bat facts for you.
Speaker 2: Hang on, hang on a seconda go for it.
Speaker 3: So you sit settling in South Australia over a decade
Speaker 3: ago Botannic Park, you won't be surpris hear it has
Speaker 3: become home to forty six thousand forty six thousand falling foxes,
Speaker 3: also known as fruit bats, forming the state's largest megabat colony.
Speaker 2: They love it.
Speaker 4: Whoa?
Speaker 3: And have you ever driven through the parklands at night
Speaker 3: when they all go on the move together?
Speaker 4: Whoa?
Speaker 2: And you know that's that is so disgusting.
Speaker 4: But they all it's actually quite intimidating.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because you see there's enough moonlight we can see
Speaker 5: them and you see like the shadows and everything. It's
Speaker 5: it's the stuff out of horror moves.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and you go, jeez, the jokers on the move?
Speaker 4: Ne what's going on here?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: That bat might just land in your hair and bite
Speaker 5: you on the neck and then boo, you're a vampire.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So most of the outages occur in the early
Speaker 3: hours of the morning. So the young bats get tired,
Speaker 3: they're foraging for food and they land on the electricity
Speaker 3: pole tops for a bit of a rest and then book.
Speaker 2: Done.
Speaker 3: Yep, which begs the question on thirteen twenty four to ten,
Speaker 3: what did the animal ruin brodgion pet ruin?
Speaker 2: Yeah, years and years ago to have a couple of rabbits.
Speaker 4: Oh, couple of rabbits back on the phone.
Speaker 5: No, no, this is this is when I lived in
Speaker 5: Adelaide and rabbits absolute slaves for chewing through phone calls. Oh,
Speaker 5: phone cards and phone charges.
Speaker 2: I reckon.
Speaker 5: I went through about seven or eight phone charges. And
Speaker 5: on one day, this particular rabbits I've woken up in
Speaker 5: the middle of the night and it was looking at me,
Speaker 5: dead in the eye, just chewing through this charge. And
Speaker 5: as soon as it was done, scattered left off. I
Speaker 5: know you just thinking, why wasn't in the cage we
Speaker 5: basically had a couple of free range rabbits.
Speaker 3: No, that's not what I'm thinking. What I am thinking
Speaker 3: is why did you have rabbits as pets.
Speaker 5: I've got no idea I had rats back in the day.
Speaker 5: We've had rabbits. It was at a guinea pig.
Speaker 3: Oh my God, wow, is this because you were missing home?
Speaker 3: Never again though, so seid our killer toy kaoodle. Yesterday
Speaker 3: I caught her eating some of that silica gel. We
Speaker 3: had some stuff delivered, like the furniture, you know, those
Speaker 3: silicicad jel packets. And then this morning she chewed through
Speaker 3: one of Harper's dummies, and so she was just dry
Speaker 3: reached out the front and I'm like, I can't deal
Speaker 3: with it.
Speaker 4: I'm just going to leave and go to work.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's great, and lucky you said she's only a
Speaker 2: tiny dog. She's a big dog. She'd be in all
Speaker 2: sorts of outrageous stuff. I'm sure. Tank and Tory.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Tank, a couple of sausage dogs just looking for trouble.
Speaker 10: Yeah, what did they change through damage? They have a
Speaker 10: thing for underwear that's been worn.
Speaker 2: That's a dog thing.
Speaker 11: Yeah, that's a massive dog thing.
Speaker 10: That Tank also tued through a one hundred and twenty
Speaker 10: dollars Mac MacBook charger.
Speaker 4: Oh no, that was fun. Yeah.
Speaker 10: What else? Yeah, just random bits of stuff. Oh, a
Speaker 10: library book. And I thought i'd get away with it.
Speaker 10: So I borrowed a library book and Tank tewedor like
Speaker 10: teed a few pages, and I thought, oh, they won't know,
Speaker 10: so I sent her back and then I got a
Speaker 10: bloody bill in the thing saying there's damages to this book.
Speaker 11: He I was one hundred dollars.
Speaker 4: Yeah, what is it? Tank?
Speaker 3: Try and read it and then went to screw it,
Speaker 3: can't read it, just going to eat it.
Speaker 10: I think he just didn't agree with the content in there,
Speaker 10: so he went stuff this and ate it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, as he does with most things. Yeah, A
Speaker 4: twenty four.
Speaker 3: To ten get involved in this this morning? What did
Speaker 3: you pet ruin?
Speaker 2: My dog used to always eat my homework.
Speaker 4: No, not really, Please don't ever do that again.
Speaker 2: Okay, sorry about that. We're talking what is your pet ruined?
Speaker 2: Off the back of some rogue bats?
Speaker 3: Yeah, so a bat has thrown a suburb into chaos.
Speaker 3: So it's flown into power lines at brown Hill Creek.
Speaker 3: Book dead on the ground because it was still obviously
Speaker 3: on fire. It started a fire that has spread quickly.
Speaker 3: So I just this is my question, though, do you
Speaker 3: reckon the other bats? And there's forty six thousand of
Speaker 3: them that live in the parklands, I reckon words bit spread.
Speaker 5: Word has absolutely spread and they have responded in unison
Speaker 5: via song. They sing beautifully too, by the way, Yeah,
Speaker 5: good on them.
Speaker 4: Yeah, very good.
Speaker 3: Almost sounds like Billy Joel, So I reckon. They're like,
Speaker 3: do you hear what happened to Kevin?
Speaker 4: Bloody? Power lines got him?
Speaker 2: They Yes, he was a real one. That bat took
Speaker 2: one for the team. We'll show these humans.
Speaker 3: Don't just watch out for power lines, guys. Like I've
Speaker 3: said it once, I've said it a thousand.
Speaker 5: Times as a course half for all the bats out there,
Speaker 5: particularly those listening right now.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thirteen twenty four to ten. What did the pet ruin?
Speaker 3: Is the question?
Speaker 4: Good morning Annie.
Speaker 11: Good morning Toody and your pet horse.
Speaker 2: How did you know any that she was?
Speaker 3: My fearless owner is allowed to stroke his mane every
Speaker 3: single morning, kill me, gives.
Speaker 2: Me a good brush, Yes, of course.
Speaker 12: Well, we had a labytal cross who ate like a
Speaker 12: third of the backseat of the old Commodore station wagon.
Speaker 12: Oh my goodness, hate the whole lot there.
Speaker 13: We had to put the kids.
Speaker 12: On a cushion for years.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that seat belongs to the dog now. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: he won't have any other options.
Speaker 3: That settles the old argument between the kids.
Speaker 4: I want to sit in the middle.
Speaker 3: I want to.
Speaker 4: Well, you've got no choice.
Speaker 3: Dogs sitting there, the dogs, thank you, earning one's going
Speaker 3: to Shane forward to the pet ruin.
Speaker 7: Yeah, not as e as a bat mate, but my
Speaker 7: little spoodle make my passport a day before I was
Speaker 7: going overseas.
Speaker 4: No, what did you do?
Speaker 7: I couldn't do anything, man, just like postponent to go
Speaker 7: to another month after, So watch you. Dog's not stupid.
Speaker 7: Nate wanted us to stay home, very very clever.
Speaker 4: What's your spoodle's name, Molly, Molly? How did it get
Speaker 4: access to it? Is the question, Shane.
Speaker 7: What was on top of the suitcase ready to go
Speaker 7: for in the morning, nearly flight? And meanwhile she said,
Speaker 7: well you're not going.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Shane. Dogs know, dogs know when you're going away.
Speaker 3: The minute our dog sees a suitcase, it goes absolutely coco.
Speaker 7: Yeah, and incontinent.
Speaker 2: Normally there with a dog or two. I'll tell you
Speaker 2: what it was like Indiana who just passed away completely.
Speaker 4: She was so in continent. But that was a sign
Speaker 4: that it was time, wasn't it?
Speaker 2: Anything with the noodle in it as well? Impossible to
Speaker 2: get angry at.
Speaker 5: Yespoodle moodle, yeah, poodle labodkoddle.
Speaker 4: All the noodles. Thank you, shan't. Let's go to Andrew.
Speaker 4: What did the pet ruin?
Speaker 9: Andrew, Hey, good morning guys. I've got a puppy dog.
Speaker 9: And she got into the chicken packet and got the
Speaker 9: little plastic bit, the sort of absorbent thing at the
Speaker 9: bottom of the chicken pack and ate that and then
Speaker 9: did this giant kind of half turd half on our
Speaker 9: brand new carpet that we'd put in as part of
Speaker 9: a house renovation. But that wasn't really the main problem
Speaker 9: that The issue came that as part of the renovation,
Speaker 9: we also got one of those robot vacuum cleaner, and
Speaker 9: we didn't manage to get to the vacuum cleaner at
Speaker 9: time before it kind of ran over. This horrendous message
Speaker 9: through it whole giant third tornado.
Speaker 2: What an absolute disaster. What about it?
Speaker 5: I think they're called rumors, those little things, those little
Speaker 5: auto vacs.
Speaker 2: What about it?
Speaker 5: That your room for the first time, it's its first
Speaker 5: job in your new house. Yeah, Andrew, it's like, whoa, we.
Speaker 9: Needed a new room for a.
Speaker 3: New Andrew was it was one of those little silica
Speaker 3: jel packets.
Speaker 4: Is that what it was?
Speaker 13: No?
Speaker 9: No, you know when you buy like a packet chicken
Speaker 9: breast and it's got that absorbent kind of it was big.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is intense.
Speaker 4: Andrew, thank you and I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry. That's amazing that Robovac had one job
Speaker 3: to make things better.
Speaker 5: Yeah, still in therapy as well. What about the little
Speaker 5: hybrid half heard, half vomit? What a combination.
Speaker 2: Jone's.
Speaker 5: I know, I know for a fact that you're a
Speaker 5: fan of the great David Beckham. I do like him,
Speaker 5: and I know that you think that he's very attractive.
Speaker 5: I need you to tell me why you think he's hot.
Speaker 4: Well I don't need to do that, do I tell you?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? We can.
Speaker 5: We can have an open and honest conversation. I'll start
Speaker 5: the guy's got beautiful hair.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's got beautiful hair.
Speaker 3: Oh. If I had to put a label on it,
Speaker 3: i'd say eyes, legs.
Speaker 4: Arms, pretty much abs, yeah, cords except his voice except for.
Speaker 3: We all know, we all know the brief of David.
Speaker 2: David he looking me in the eyes. But don't you
Speaker 2: dare all turns out something else was just absolutely mind
Speaker 2: blowing for David Beckham is his nipples? What do you
Speaker 2: mean he's got perfect nipples by all reports.
Speaker 4: What do you talk so much?
Speaker 5: So the people men over in New York are getting
Speaker 5: the chop, Yeah, that's right. They're getting surgery to get
Speaker 5: their nipples to look like David's. Men are paying thousands
Speaker 5: to have their nipples reconstructed to look more like the
Speaker 5: soccer stars. And that's according to top plastic surgeons.
Speaker 3: Are you telling me that people are walking into a
Speaker 3: plastic surgeon with a picture of David Becka's nipples saying
Speaker 3: those please, I'll have a pair.
Speaker 5: One hundred percent? This is a thing people want David
Speaker 5: Beckhams nipples. That's according to Mark Everett, who runs a
Speaker 5: clinic in Manhattan, New York. Yeah, he's now carrying out
Speaker 5: around one procedure every two weeks, which involves extracting breast
Speaker 5: tissue from underneath the nipples and sewing them back up
Speaker 5: to give a small appearance. It's being driven by a
Speaker 5: trend towards wearing more tight fitting shirts, which make nipples
Speaker 5: appear more prominent. Beckham apparently has ideal nipples because they're
Speaker 5: very small, and they're arm and shaped, and they have
Speaker 5: perfect symmetry.
Speaker 2: Gorgeous nipples, aren't they just gorgeous. Look at them. They're tiny, though,
Speaker 2: when you're analyzing.
Speaker 3: I can genuinely say I've never analyzed my own nipples
Speaker 3: to rate their level of attractiveness.
Speaker 4: I just never have.
Speaker 5: If ever there was a time, let's do it we like,
Speaker 5: do you know I can do this? I can show
Speaker 5: you my nipples.
Speaker 2: See my nipple there, and just to describe this one
Speaker 2: that's quite hairy around it. But they've calmed down. But
Speaker 2: I had breast buds.
Speaker 5: What do you mean if anyone knows what breast buds are.
Speaker 4: Yes, I've got four girls.
Speaker 2: Of course, it's not overly common.
Speaker 4: To male like you were budding.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like your nipples get all swollen and they're
Speaker 5: really sore about the age of twelve or thirteen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like you can't wear shirts okay.
Speaker 5: Because they're so sensitive. Yeah, but they eventually calmed down.
Speaker 5: But for a long time they were quite stretched.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: So when I saw the story at David Beckham, I
Speaker 2: was like, how much.
Speaker 3: I can imagine when you're playing footy at Central Districts
Speaker 3: and the team meeting for the opposition beforehand, right, hayes, Okay,
Speaker 3: how do we get to him?
Speaker 4: I've got it? Nipple cripple.
Speaker 2: Yeah, nipple cripple gets to him.
Speaker 5: He's just hanging off the back rubbing his chests because
Speaker 5: his nipples are so stated, calm down by them.
Speaker 2: But the age of third mate really wow, tough stuff.
Speaker 4: There you go.
Speaker 5: I side notes what you can put nipples away? Thanks shirts,
Speaker 5: thank you, thank you very much. But on that I
Speaker 5: get involved in this chack. I mean Texas through a
Speaker 5: photo four two seven one five four one double six.
Speaker 5: That's the sen text Linekan's.
Speaker 3: Sitting there, this's going Why is everyone sitting there in nipples?
Speaker 4: And why these ones budding?
Speaker 12: Hazy?
Speaker 2: What breastmuss look like? Jades.
Speaker 5: We've got a bunch of kids, bunch of kids, and
Speaker 5: they've all got pretty, i'd say, consistent, strong names. Is
Speaker 5: it fair to say you didn't veer off in any
Speaker 5: strange directions?
Speaker 4: Did you deliberately?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I just on account of not wanting to get my
Speaker 4: kid bullied at cool you.
Speaker 5: Know, spot on, spot on. So what about this little
Speaker 5: story that's emerged on Reddit. I'm going to read it
Speaker 5: to you, and it involves the naming of someone's daughter.
Speaker 5: It reads, so, my twenty year old cousin had a
Speaker 5: baby girl last month, she named her something so horrific
Speaker 5: I cannot even call the baby it. She can bind
Speaker 5: two names, I said, two names, and came up with Harlotte,
Speaker 5: after her grandparents Harvey and Charlotte. She didn't tell anyone
Speaker 5: the name idea. After she was named in the papers
Speaker 5: beside my mum burst out and said, you named the
Speaker 5: baby a whore, and my cousin started screaming, we are
Speaker 5: allowed family, but holy hell, this poor child, his name
Speaker 5: is Harlotte. And if you look up what harlet is,
Speaker 5: did you know that Harlot's, to be straight to the point,
Speaker 5: is the name for a professional dirty bird, if you
Speaker 5: know what I mean.
Speaker 2: Did you know that? Yeah, it was news to me.
Speaker 4: Haven't you ever watched any old Westerns or anything like that?
Speaker 2: No you haven't.
Speaker 4: Harlotte really yep?
Speaker 5: Okay, there you go. We have a Charlotte, but not
Speaker 5: a Harlote. Okay, we will certainly be keeping on the
Speaker 5: front of it.
Speaker 4: And also she's always a lotty to me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, she is Lotti. Yeah, she absolutely is
Speaker 2: a lotty.
Speaker 5: But you've got to be careful, don't you, Particularly with
Speaker 5: when we were thinking of names for the kids. You've
Speaker 5: got to be careful as to what they mean, but
Speaker 5: also what can rhyme with the names?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, do you want to give you some examples?
Speaker 5: Some names that probably just you don't even think about,
Speaker 5: but if you really get creative, kids can be same.
Speaker 5: For example, I mean, all the Janelle's out there, it's
Speaker 5: not fair. Bad smell Janelle, that's what you'll get. So
Speaker 5: sorry about that Janelle. Caitlin's as well. It's not going
Speaker 5: to work, isn't it. We go, Oh, there, she is
Speaker 5: not my mate. Kate a sept Kate rich. Of course
Speaker 5: she's everyone's mate. Rebecca, and I know so many Rebecca's,
Speaker 5: and particularly for Rebecca is a bit of a naughty person.
Speaker 5: All of a sudden, it's Rebecca, Rebecca the homewrecker.
Speaker 3: She's done nothing, She's done nothing wrong. Rebecca didn't have
Speaker 3: an affair with your husband.
Speaker 2: It's not fair.
Speaker 4: I'm down.
Speaker 5: What about Hannah. We all know a Hannah or two
Speaker 5: Hannah and Hannah the dumb spanner. Everyone knows one or
Speaker 5: two Jess. So look there's Jess, the hot mess Ruby
Speaker 5: as well as a Ruby here it works.
Speaker 2: It's a Ruby's Yeah.
Speaker 5: Ruby works here at nov Lovely girl probably doesn't do
Speaker 5: anything to listen.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden it's Ruby. Ruby smokes Adoby.
Speaker 5: Sous about that Rubes, But unfortunately as well like it
Speaker 5: applies to her, even the team here, I'm talking, Oh, no, producers, Zoey,
Speaker 5: news reader Abby, and yourself. For example, you've got toe' ZOEI.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, that's not fair, is it? She's always on
Speaker 5: the lookout. Yeah, that's really not fair. Also you've got
Speaker 5: Scabby Abby. And then finally this is concerning for you
Speaker 5: because you've got here we go Jody. The Hody wide
Speaker 5: loady looks like a toady stealing my food for the loady.
Speaker 5: Although I don't mind Hody, And that would sound better,
Speaker 5: wasn't it, Hody and Hazy?
Speaker 4: What what the fork? What the fork?
Speaker 3: Sometimes you look at things in every day laughing what
Speaker 3: the fuk is that about? For example, when he's read
Speaker 3: Abbey steals all the forks from our kitchen here and
Speaker 3: no one can find one.
Speaker 2: You walking, You're just like, what the what the fork?
Speaker 2: Where are all the forks? Bro?
Speaker 4: Where all of the exactly right? And well I have
Speaker 4: one yesterday? How did you shake in your head?
Speaker 2: This was absolutely outrageous.
Speaker 5: So we're having a little chat about what he is
Speaker 5: Japanese culture in terms of shifting funds and now all
Speaker 5: the sort of finance stuff. It's traditionally the woman's job.
Speaker 5: And then Jodie came out with this, who does the budgeting.
Speaker 2: At your house?
Speaker 4: Husband?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 12: Right?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 11: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 3: Well, because he's good at that stuff and he's a
Speaker 3: man who is very adept at a spreadsheet, and that
Speaker 3: is sexy.
Speaker 2: Is yeah, there you.
Speaker 3: Are anyone, if you're a bloke and you can use excel,
Speaker 3: I probably want to jump in.
Speaker 14: Wow wow and let the fork stand by it, because
Speaker 14: I think the actual croux of that is when your
Speaker 14: partner does things for you that genuinely or she knows
Speaker 14: that you hate doing that is a real turn on.
Speaker 4: Ah, it's not so much.
Speaker 3: It's not so much the facts and figures and then
Speaker 3: the numbers side of things and the spreadsheet side of things.
Speaker 3: It's more that he takes that off my plate and
Speaker 3: does it for me. He'll got an account for hours
Speaker 3: and hours so I don't have to worry about a
Speaker 3: tax return.
Speaker 4: So good.
Speaker 5: So I don't understand how they get your blood flow
Speaker 5: and gets you a hot and bothered in a.
Speaker 3: Yeah it does because it's your partner making sure that
Speaker 3: you're happy, because they know how disinterested you are in
Speaker 3: all things financed?
Speaker 5: Are you saying that when Greg turns out, when he
Speaker 5: comes out of the shower and he's holding his tow
Speaker 5: but he's not holding if you know what I mean,
Speaker 5: that doesn't impression you.
Speaker 2: How was that not impressive?
Speaker 11: Wiley does the helicopter, but.
Speaker 5: If he turns up, he's like, oh, by the way,
Speaker 5: I've budgeted for the next year. I've done the spreadsheet
Speaker 5: and I've taken a laundry out and Jodie's like, take.
Speaker 4: Me from your exactly how it wrongs.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, you ladies are confusing.
Speaker 4: Okay, we're not confusing. It's pretty straightforward, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Girls, Absolutely, like said the helicopter.
Speaker 14: This is the.
Speaker 3: Difference between men and women right here, right now. So
Speaker 3: if you've got something that you well, no, former partner'm.
Speaker 15: Very rude, but no, this is very much a thing,
Speaker 15: little mundane things that your partners do for.
Speaker 2: You that hello very much.
Speaker 15: Come over here, my ex I use I always have
Speaker 15: bobby pins always, and anyone who wears bobby pins.
Speaker 4: Every days know you lose them everywhere.
Speaker 15: Yes, my ex us to collect them off the carpet
Speaker 15: and put them on the bedside table. For me, that's
Speaker 15: a big cue, jump your bones, et cetera.
Speaker 4: That is really nice, it is, but we still hate him.
Speaker 2: Little George. It's nice.
Speaker 4: It's a nice gesture. Please learn something by the I'm notes.
Speaker 2: Don't worry about that.
Speaker 4: Okay, produce.
Speaker 16: I will preface this and say that this happens so
Speaker 16: very rarely. But when Michael loads the dish washer, not
Speaker 16: only loads the dish washer, but loads it correctly so
Speaker 16: that everything will get clean and no bowls are upside down,
Speaker 16: so they collect with water off, stunning. And also just
Speaker 16: to add to that, like they don't leave little bits
Speaker 16: of lettuce or to clog.
Speaker 4: Up the filter.
Speaker 2: But that's what the that's what it's not.
Speaker 3: It's not the filter for it.
Speaker 4: Why do I have a feeling?
Speaker 3: News reader, Abby's going to have a whole list, get
Speaker 3: you all hot and bothered.
Speaker 10: On the domestic front, obviously, the General and I have
Speaker 10: just started seeing each other.
Speaker 11: Yeah but yeah, hello darling.
Speaker 10: The one thing that really gets me, you know, is
Speaker 10: when he just starts the washing off his own back.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 11: He likes to wear suits.
Speaker 10: Yeah, so yeah, when he goes and starts the washing.
Speaker 10: I just a'm like, hello, I mean he's a security peacock.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's gotta wear a suit manning the door.
Speaker 2: Right, Okay, I didn't I didn't see that the general.
Speaker 2: I don't think if the top of operator does his
Speaker 2: own launder and stuff.
Speaker 11: I mean, though, is he doing it? Because it's only
Speaker 11: a new thing. Who knows. We'll see if it continues.
Speaker 2: So true, it's a genuine thing.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3: Those domestic things that your partner does that get you
Speaker 3: all hot and bothered aren't necessarily sexual.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 5: Right, Okay, blokes take note. Do you know what if
Speaker 5: you're a bloke and if you've got one as well,
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm in a very interesting situation in my
Speaker 5: life where I have a five year old to three
Speaker 5: year old and a five month old.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I'll tell you what.
Speaker 5: We're getting to the stage where I think, what's turning
Speaker 5: me on about my wife?
Speaker 2: What her existing really doing some things for me?
Speaker 4: So true?
Speaker 7: What the hork?
Speaker 4: What the hork?
Speaker 2: Yes, we're talking about domestic turn ons.
Speaker 3: This morning, speaking of things that feel good in a
Speaker 3: weird sort of way. So those things that your partner
Speaker 3: does for you, and.
Speaker 4: They're not necessarily sexual, they're not goodness me. They get
Speaker 4: you in the mood.
Speaker 5: Because you revealed that's your beautiful husband Greg. When he
Speaker 5: does a spreadsheet for you, well, I'll tell you what
Speaker 5: that gets you all hot and bolid Next thing, you know,
Speaker 5: kids are staying over at grandmask.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, wonders, oven goes babes.
Speaker 4: I paid your car registration.
Speaker 5: I guess what just budgeted for the next twelve months,
Speaker 5: and chapters like take me in your arms.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Nikita. Good morning, Nakita. How are you going?
Speaker 12: I'm an all good morning, How are you good?
Speaker 4: Watch the fork get you going? Even though it's just
Speaker 4: a domestic chore. What is it?
Speaker 12: Well, it seems.
Speaker 14: Really little bit.
Speaker 12: I bought a new house, and it's part of buying
Speaker 12: a new house was that I'm far being could buy
Speaker 12: a copy machine.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, oh yeah, it's good.
Speaker 12: So every morning, while I'm getting ready for work, he's
Speaker 12: off in the kitchen getting my lunch ready for work,
Speaker 12: my coffee. The radio is on. He's putting listening to
Speaker 12: this right now.
Speaker 5: Oh what an absolute peaches.
Speaker 3: What's his name? Nikita? En r Terrence Terrence is. Terrence
Speaker 3: is in the kitchen just whispering this to himself.
Speaker 4: Mess press set again.
Speaker 2: You know, I bet you he looks like George Clooney.
Speaker 12: Yeah, he's got the sole happy look, going so well.
Speaker 3: Down terror Heavenly Karence knows exactly where his bread's buttered.
Speaker 4: You know, let's go to Jess. What are those things
Speaker 4: that get you going? Jess?
Speaker 12: Hi, good morning for me? When my husband notices that dog, Karen?
Speaker 12: Does it imprompt you midweek?
Speaker 4: Back?
Speaker 16: Yes?
Speaker 2: We love that Jesse.
Speaker 5: Do you reckon he knows what it's doing to you?
Speaker 5: Or do you keep that to yourself and just sort
Speaker 5: of let it to arise on a special occasion Given the.
Speaker 12: Frequency it occurs, I don't think he's tweaked.
Speaker 13: Yes.
Speaker 3: So we're teaching men something this morning. This is amazing, Eliza, Hello, Hey,
Speaker 3: how are you good?
Speaker 4: What gets the blood flowing? So to speak?
Speaker 13: So we have a beautiful golde Retriever named Boulder who
Speaker 13: has to do her business are like one am every night? Yeah,
Speaker 13: so whenever he just doesn't even ask me, gets up,
Speaker 13: hates her out. It's just, oh, it's so attractive because
Speaker 13: I don't have to wake up at one am, Peter.
Speaker 3: Don't you think, Eliza, There's nothing worse than when you
Speaker 3: wake up in the middle of the night and you're like,
Speaker 3: I physically have to get out of bed and let
Speaker 3: the dog out to do its business.
Speaker 4: It's the worst feeling.
Speaker 13: I love her, but at one am I just love her.
Speaker 9: That little bit less.
Speaker 13: Yes, yeah, however, but he just does it and it's beautiful.
Speaker 2: And it's so attractive, so true. There you go, especial
Speaker 2: and Lowe was getting a little out of hand.
Speaker 4: Georgie, watch yours doll.
Speaker 13: So I work, I'm a shift worker, and my beautiful
Speaker 13: partner will use my pillow because my pillow is obviously
Speaker 13: much better than his when I'm away. But every single
Speaker 13: time when I come back, he's put a fresh pillow
Speaker 13: case on it and it still smells like beautiful linen.
Speaker 13: And I love that because I obviously wash my hair
Speaker 13: more than he does. And big pick of approval.
Speaker 4: That is so thoughtful and delicious.
Speaker 2: Isn't it? Isn't that I don't even know? That's bad?
Speaker 2: Is this?
Speaker 3: You don't know where your linen cupboard is?
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 5: But also I think when not in my single days,
Speaker 5: i'd probably be rocking a pillow with no pillow cas for.
Speaker 2: A long time.
Speaker 4: And was it? Was it all yellow too?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 11: Extremely, hellow, you're disgusting.
Speaker 4: I want to I don't want to.
Speaker 11: Carrol wants nothing to.
Speaker 4: Do with horses.
Speaker 11: Don't need linen though.
Speaker 3: That's true because yes, well, hey Ashlyn, how are you doing?
Speaker 13: Good morning? I'm doing well.
Speaker 4: How are you good? What gets you going?
Speaker 14: So my part is pretty good all round.
Speaker 9: He's really fighting the patriarchy.
Speaker 3: Norm But when he cleans the roof gutters like kiss,
Speaker 3: that is something I will never be doing. Yes, Like
Speaker 3: when he's pulling the leaves out, it's like he's essentially
Speaker 3: like kissing your neck.
Speaker 2: What a guy? And so what happened? What happens from there? Ashan?
Speaker 2: I don't want to get who are too detail and personal?
Speaker 5: Like are you storing it? Does he know what it
Speaker 5: does to you? Or you just sort of keep it
Speaker 5: to yourself.
Speaker 9: Look, I'll just say they're not the only gutters.
Speaker 5: Yes, actually that is exactly what we're.
Speaker 4: Talking aboutout what you were fishing for?
Speaker 2: I don't know what I was fishing for.
Speaker 5: Goodness, gracious, there is a solid message in all of this,
Speaker 5: I as well for the guys out there get working
Speaker 5: on your domestic duties.
Speaker 4: Exactly.
Speaker 5: What I've always wondered is the particular types of music
Speaker 5: that you listen to whether that sort of determines what
Speaker 5: sort of person you are like, if there's some kind
Speaker 5: of link with your personality music preferences, And it turns
Speaker 5: out it is, thanks to a study done by the
Speaker 5: New York Post, multiple studies have revealed the personality traits
Speaker 5: linked with various music genres, and when you think about it,
Speaker 5: probably makes sense, doesn't It sure does so. This particular
Speaker 5: piece of research look at eighty thousand music fans and
Speaker 5: fifty famous musicians, and the fans were then asked to
Speaker 5: give personality ratings for the public person of each artist.
Speaker 5: Those who enjoy top forty songs are more likely to
Speaker 5: be an agreeable person okay, just sort of bubb.
Speaker 4: Along, just happy people who like pop.
Speaker 5: Yeah, And while you'd probably expect the people who listen
Speaker 5: to extremely heavy metal about violence to be precisely that,
Speaker 5: it turns out that they are no more likely to
Speaker 5: be violent themselves, and they just find pure.
Speaker 2: Joy in the music.
Speaker 4: Okay, really, here's.
Speaker 2: Some interesting stats though.
Speaker 5: The study revealed that psychopaths are more likely to enjoy
Speaker 5: retro rap, including songs classic songs like Eminem this song
Speaker 5: in particular Lose Yourself, but also no dignity.
Speaker 2: This song is psychopath It's starting to make complete sense now,
Speaker 2: isn't it?
Speaker 4: Not really?
Speaker 5: The study also found that people who enjoyed sea As
Speaker 5: to Titanium and the Knacks My Sharona were the least
Speaker 5: likely to be psychopathic. And that makes so much sense.
Speaker 5: It's ka, you're just a fun guy. He's a fun person.
Speaker 5: If you like My Sharona And guess what Titanium South
Speaker 5: Australian represents. Of course you like it. You're a good,
Speaker 5: non psychopathic person.
Speaker 4: It's good, isn't it.
Speaker 3: This is just to like get you up and about
Speaker 3: I can achieve anything.
Speaker 5: I can run through a brick wall type vibe, big time,
Speaker 5: big time, no psychopathic vibes about that. This isn't part
Speaker 5: of the study. It's my own study that if you
Speaker 5: like this particular song though on the web, it turns
Speaker 5: out you're just a flat out dirty bird.
Speaker 4: Now that's a job.
Speaker 2: That's a joke. That's a joke, jobs, terrible job. It's
Speaker 2: a redemption to it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because the feedback from last week were raw honest,
Speaker 5: brutal and really confronting.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it was, it was. I mean the common thing
Speaker 4: was be better, so better. So I've poked the bear with.
Speaker 3: Me because now I'm just going to go to one
Speaker 3: hundred and it's still a really dirty one.
Speaker 5: And the news read to Abby, who is just the
Speaker 5: absolute virtue, so in this space is going to accept
Speaker 5: not feedback like that.
Speaker 11: So I cried.
Speaker 10: I cried all last week. I got home and just
Speaker 10: bulled my eyes out.
Speaker 2: And that was before the joke.
Speaker 10: Yeah, and my parents sat me down and said, Abby,
Speaker 10: for God's sake, to be better.
Speaker 11: People of Adelaide have spoken, Yeah.
Speaker 4: We need you, Yeah, we need you in this space
Speaker 4: to excel.
Speaker 5: All right, all right, ladies, it's on ass to be
Speaker 5: better this time around. Do you want me to kick
Speaker 5: things off?
Speaker 1: You go?
Speaker 2: And then here we go, here we go. Hey, what
Speaker 2: did the elephant say to the naked man?
Speaker 4: What did he say? It's cute?
Speaker 5: But can it pick up peanuts? I have no idea
Speaker 5: what it means. I have no idea what that joke.
Speaker 3: That's gone.
Speaker 10: I'm next, That's all right, Okay. A mum and her
Speaker 10: son were sitting in the living room and the son
Speaker 10: says to the mum, Hey, mum, I know like I'm
Speaker 10: a boy, but did you want a girl or a boy?
Speaker 10: And she replies, honey, I just wanted a BackRub.
Speaker 4: It's good.
Speaker 5: Who else has been in that space? Put your hand up?
Speaker 5: Pull my hands and not up?
Speaker 2: The only mom with kids?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Okay, you ready? So hazy and abby.
Speaker 3: Three women are sitting on a park bench, so a
Speaker 3: man in a trench coat comes up and he flushes them.
Speaker 4: I believe that that's crazy.
Speaker 3: The first woman had a stroke, killed over, the second
Speaker 3: woman had a stroke, and the third woman couldn't quite reach.
Speaker 2: Understand. So what's happening here?
Speaker 16: Well, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: Is this particular type of stroke contagious?
Speaker 4: What's odd?
Speaker 10: Body goes back?
Speaker 11: You've won this week? That was a good one.
Speaker 4: I've been cooped up all morning in the house. I
Speaker 4: just needed to get that out.
Speaker 2: And apparently that's an original you wrote that