WEBVTT - Scientists Explain Why Humans Will Evolve To Have Claws & Neck Horns 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:08.440 Quiet morning every day day, Adelaides Jones, You're an absolute 0:00:08.640 --> 0:00:11.039 mess this morning because you've forgot your phone. 0:00:12.400 --> 0:00:13.240 What is going on? 0:00:13.680 --> 0:00:17.160 I'm genuinely one day into the school year just having 0:00:17.200 --> 0:00:19.080 this dialogue in my head where I go, how am 0:00:19.079 --> 0:00:19.920 I going to cope for the. 0:00:19.840 --> 0:00:20.439 Rest of the year. 0:00:20.760 --> 0:00:22.680 Wearing your glasses around the wrong way as well and 0:00:22.840 --> 0:00:27.520 upside down? And she's wearing her headphones on her feet? 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:30.480 How much? How much per day do you look at 0:00:30.480 --> 0:00:30.960 your phone? 0:00:31.440 --> 0:00:32.520 Oh? 0:00:32.680 --> 0:00:34.440 I hate to think, but you know how sometimes it 0:00:34.440 --> 0:00:36.360 pops up, like how many hours a week you've done? 0:00:36.479 --> 0:00:38.279 That's horrifying, really scary, Like. 0:00:38.200 --> 0:00:40.480 You've wasted like six hours of your life a week 0:00:40.880 --> 0:00:41.520 on your phone? 0:00:41.560 --> 0:00:46.600 Six hours? Yeah, sometimes six hours a day people on Instagram? Yeah, 0:00:46.800 --> 0:00:49.040 you four hours for Zoey on Instagram per day. A 0:00:49.080 --> 0:00:50.600 lot of people will six or seven hours on a 0:00:50.640 --> 0:00:53.600 bad day, on a slow day, Yeah, six plus hours 0:00:53.600 --> 0:00:54.280 on Instagram. 0:00:54.360 --> 0:00:55.160 Jeez, Louise. 0:00:55.320 --> 0:00:55.560 Yes. 0:00:56.160 --> 0:01:00.040 It potentially is going to really affect human evolution a 0:01:00.040 --> 0:01:02.560 few hundred years time. Research is found that using our 0:01:02.560 --> 0:01:06.360 phones too much is ruining our bodies, giving us text 0:01:06.480 --> 0:01:09.480 neck and turning our hands and wrists into claws. 0:01:10.000 --> 0:01:11.720 I don't know if this is incorrect or not, but 0:01:11.760 --> 0:01:13.760 someone was telling me that we're going to have this 0:01:13.800 --> 0:01:15.120 is a school teacher was telling me that we're going 0:01:15.160 --> 0:01:17.240 to have a whole generation of kids with little horns 0:01:17.280 --> 0:01:18.520 growing out the back of their necks. 0:01:18.760 --> 0:01:26.040 Really how much? And was that in drama class while 0:01:26.160 --> 0:01:27.040 we getting to horns? 0:01:27.120 --> 0:01:28.800 I don't know. I hope it's not true. 0:01:28.840 --> 0:01:30.640 She said to google it, which I haven't done yet 0:01:30.640 --> 0:01:33.000 because I'm horrified. But apparently all the kiddies are going 0:01:33.040 --> 0:01:34.360 to have little horns growing out the back of their 0:01:34.360 --> 0:01:35.880 spines that could be actually. 0:01:35.640 --> 0:01:37.759 Very very cute, smaller brains. 0:01:37.600 --> 0:01:40.360 Punched back, little terodagonals. 0:01:40.760 --> 0:01:45.000 Locked elbows, and truly gnari claws or from too much tech. 0:01:45.080 --> 0:01:48.360 Neck is a situation where people using smart devices, even laptops, 0:01:48.560 --> 0:01:51.600 look down too long, causing their head to fall forward 0:01:51.640 --> 0:01:53.720 on their neck and increasing the load and weight on 0:01:53.800 --> 0:01:54.960 their cervical spine. 0:01:55.000 --> 0:01:56.840 Oh, you call it technique. I call it a horn. 0:01:57.040 --> 0:01:59.200 Yeah, maybe it is a bit of a horn. The 0:01:59.200 --> 0:02:01.520 most concerning one for me is the claw though as well. 0:02:01.720 --> 0:02:04.000 They're saying the claw because that's the shape of your 0:02:04.040 --> 0:02:05.640 hand when you're holding your piece of. 0:02:05.600 --> 0:02:06.600 Tech, when you're holding your phone. 0:02:06.640 --> 0:02:07.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah, So. 0:02:07.640 --> 0:02:09.520 It's like a bit of a genuine claw and all 0:02:09.520 --> 0:02:11.960 of a sudden, just give it two or three years. 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:18.040 And that was Jody this morning when she realized that 0:02:18.080 --> 0:02:19.720 she'd lost their phone. 0:02:21.280 --> 0:02:25.040 Around with my hands all claught up with a little 0:02:25.040 --> 0:02:26.839 horn coming out of the back of my neck. Oh 0:02:26.919 --> 0:02:27.440 my god. 0:02:28.000 --> 0:02:29.480 The other thing as well as I can picture in 0:02:29.560 --> 0:02:33.280 what I don't know, ten twenty years after your absolutely 0:02:33.440 --> 0:02:36.639 just got so much technic and so many and these 0:02:36.639 --> 0:02:39.360 claws have formed to such degree that just Jody, just 0:02:39.400 --> 0:02:42.120 two claws coming up, just creeping up like golm and 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:43.000 just giving a bit of this one. 0:02:43.639 --> 0:02:45.880 Can I just have a little nibble reaching. 0:02:45.560 --> 0:02:47.280 Out the claw? Go with me? 0:02:50.360 --> 0:02:53.880 What are the two delicacies life's little treats in my life? 0:02:53.960 --> 0:02:57.440 This is very easy, Shellby's and Anthem's gone wrong? 0:02:57.520 --> 0:02:58.480 Spot on? Well done? 0:02:58.760 --> 0:02:59.400 How did you know? 0:02:59.600 --> 0:03:00.680 Right off your head like that? 0:03:00.720 --> 0:03:01.960 I just know when you know you know? 0:03:02.240 --> 0:03:02.760 Do you know what? 0:03:03.040 --> 0:03:06.000 I've got another failed anthem for your brilliant also, should 0:03:06.000 --> 0:03:08.760 we do it while enjoying a shower? Yes, please jump 0:03:08.880 --> 0:03:12.600 into Yeah, you're very very welcome. Let me introduce you 0:03:12.639 --> 0:03:16.720 to Kinsley Murray. It was an eight year old from 0:03:16.760 --> 0:03:19.839 the States who performed the national anthem just a couple 0:03:19.880 --> 0:03:22.520 of days ago before an NBA game. It seems to 0:03:22.560 --> 0:03:25.000 be it's always before an NBA game, always. 0:03:25.080 --> 0:03:26.760 I don't know where they're scouting for these people to 0:03:26.760 --> 0:03:27.480 sing the national. 0:03:27.320 --> 0:03:31.640 Anthems, but yeah, I just enjoy this and let those 0:03:31.800 --> 0:03:39.920 patriotic vibes just really sink into your veins. 0:03:40.840 --> 0:03:57.640 It's so fussy, get it, Kinsleys, there we go. 0:03:58.320 --> 0:03:59.880 You don't want to go viral to that. 0:04:00.160 --> 0:04:02.920 The thing is, though, with Kimsley, she's dressed to the nine. 0:04:03.040 --> 0:04:06.200 She's got this gown on that her mother has sat 0:04:06.240 --> 0:04:09.200 there and bedazzled for years and years. She's got the 0:04:09.280 --> 0:04:12.560 ribbons in her hair. It's all there except for the voice. 0:04:12.800 --> 0:04:14.960 Yes, unfortunately mum couldn't sing for her. 0:04:15.120 --> 0:04:17.120 Do you know the cool parties thought one stage when 0:04:17.120 --> 0:04:18.800 she tries one of the high nights and she's like 0:04:18.839 --> 0:04:22.360 and the rug side, she punches the edge. 0:04:25.560 --> 0:04:28.200 She's trying to signal to the music. Gods, give me something. 0:04:30.000 --> 0:04:32.680 That's a good excuse. Just to once again go through 0:04:32.720 --> 0:04:34.800 the timeline. Carlo was back in ninety three before an 0:04:34.880 --> 0:04:35.640 NBA game. 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:43.120 See and the r And that's the best bit. 0:04:45.000 --> 0:04:47.240 That sounds like your voice this morning spot On. 0:04:47.320 --> 0:04:49.760 She's really battling for those little extra bits. 0:04:50.360 --> 0:04:53.480 But then, of course, of course the grand finale, each 0:04:53.520 --> 0:04:55.640 and every time we talk of stuffed up. 0:04:55.600 --> 0:04:56.840 National anthem, go do it? 0:04:56.920 --> 0:04:57.240 Can we? 0:04:57.480 --> 0:04:59.280 Oh no, go sure we can? 0:05:01.120 --> 0:05:20.760 We absolutely can. All Star Game a couple of years ago. Fergie, Fergie. 0:05:21.520 --> 0:05:24.400 Sometimes I just like a pearl in an oyster. Beautiful 0:05:24.400 --> 0:05:28.240 things formed out of genuine irritation, like this remix. 0:05:36.240 --> 0:05:36.839 Did you see this? 0:05:38.160 --> 0:05:40.280 I saw it in the locker rooms when they're all there. 0:05:40.560 --> 0:05:41.000 He saw it. 0:05:42.080 --> 0:05:42.320 Now. 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:49.760 It doesn't get much better than this, ladies and gentlemen. 0:05:50.600 --> 0:05:52.680 The thing about this story that I do love is 0:05:52.680 --> 0:05:55.040 that her ex husband at the time, Jo Justin Marhoo's 0:05:55.040 --> 0:05:58.320 the actor, basically came out after a couple of weeks. 0:05:58.240 --> 0:06:01.760 It all he boys, you've your fun, I guess what 0:06:02.040 --> 0:06:05.160 people had even more fun that few people, even more 0:06:05.200 --> 0:06:07.560 and more so, Thank you very much and welcome to 0:06:07.600 --> 0:06:11.839 the cob Kinsley Murray. Oh, it just makes his skin crawl. 0:06:13.760 --> 0:06:16.560 As tall bats finally listen. 0:06:16.400 --> 0:06:19.240 To them, just congregating its spotting, backstabbing him. 0:06:20.080 --> 0:06:22.479 This is why we're talking abouts. Okay, so picture this. 0:06:22.640 --> 0:06:25.479 Andrew Hayes The scene is Brown Hill Creek this week, 0:06:26.120 --> 0:06:31.080 that flies into power lines, book dead carcass, falls onto 0:06:31.080 --> 0:06:37.640 the ground, yep, still on fire, and then starts a 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:41.599 blaze through the hills of Brown Hill Creek. Now you 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:45.040 might go, wow, a bat started a fire. Not uncommon, 0:06:45.160 --> 0:06:48.000 my friend. So in fact, last year there were fifty 0:06:48.080 --> 0:06:55.200 five instances of sustained bat outages affecting seventy two thousand customers, 0:06:55.440 --> 0:06:59.719 a genuine thing one hundred. But don't worry because power 0:06:59.720 --> 0:07:01.799 and it was so all across it. They've got strategies 0:07:01.800 --> 0:07:04.760 in place, you guys. So this on nine News last night. 0:07:05.000 --> 0:07:08.240 Fire Cause investigators today finding the charred remains of a 0:07:08.279 --> 0:07:11.480 flying fox, believing the animal came into contact with the 0:07:11.520 --> 0:07:14.320 power line, causing the fire as it hit the ground. 0:07:14.800 --> 0:07:18.640 Bats have become an increasing problem for Say Power Networks, 0:07:18.800 --> 0:07:22.520 which says the state's rapidly growing colony will likely cause 0:07:22.600 --> 0:07:24.240 more power outages this year. 0:07:24.400 --> 0:07:25.280 We expect this to. 0:07:25.240 --> 0:07:27.440 Be our worst year for bat related outages. 0:07:29.320 --> 0:07:30.880 You feel like they know what they're doing too. 0:07:30.960 --> 0:07:31.120 Three. 0:07:31.280 --> 0:07:31.680 I'm sorry. 0:07:31.720 --> 0:07:34.520 I don't mean to be disrespectful to the bats. However, 0:07:34.760 --> 0:07:36.560 sometimes when you're doing a new story like that and 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:39.360 you have to stand there and say bats will cause 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:42.720 more power outages sustained ones this year. You feel a 0:07:42.760 --> 0:07:45.920 bit silly. Yeah, anyway, so what about this. I've got 0:07:45.960 --> 0:07:48.040 some bat facts for you. 0:07:48.120 --> 0:07:53.680 Hang on, hang on a seconda go for it. 0:07:54.600 --> 0:07:57.440 So you sit settling in South Australia over a decade 0:07:57.480 --> 0:08:00.640 ago Botannic Park, you won't be surpris hear it has 0:08:00.680 --> 0:08:05.760 become home to forty six thousand forty six thousand falling foxes, 0:08:05.800 --> 0:08:10.440 also known as fruit bats, forming the state's largest megabat colony. 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:11.200 They love it. 0:08:11.240 --> 0:08:11.640 Whoa? 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:14.920 And have you ever driven through the parklands at night 0:08:15.240 --> 0:08:16.840 when they all go on the move together? 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:17.800 Whoa? 0:08:18.520 --> 0:08:21.040 And you know that's that is so disgusting. 0:08:20.840 --> 0:08:22.800 But they all it's actually quite intimidating. 0:08:22.920 --> 0:08:25.400 Yeah, because you see there's enough moonlight we can see 0:08:25.400 --> 0:08:28.880 them and you see like the shadows and everything. It's 0:08:28.720 --> 0:08:30.040 it's the stuff out of horror moves. 0:08:30.120 --> 0:08:31.880 Yeah, and you go, jeez, the jokers on the move? 0:08:32.400 --> 0:08:33.560 Ne what's going on here? 0:08:33.920 --> 0:08:34.160 Yeah? 0:08:34.320 --> 0:08:36.200 That bat might just land in your hair and bite 0:08:36.280 --> 0:08:38.360 you on the neck and then boo, you're a vampire. 0:08:38.559 --> 0:08:42.559 Yeah. So most of the outages occur in the early 0:08:42.600 --> 0:08:45.040 hours of the morning. So the young bats get tired, 0:08:45.160 --> 0:08:48.000 they're foraging for food and they land on the electricity 0:08:48.040 --> 0:08:50.160 pole tops for a bit of a rest and then book. 0:08:51.520 --> 0:08:51.920 Done. 0:08:52.200 --> 0:08:55.040 Yep, which begs the question on thirteen twenty four to ten, 0:08:56.360 --> 0:08:58.920 what did the animal ruin brodgion pet ruin? 0:08:59.600 --> 0:09:01.880 Yeah, years and years ago to have a couple of rabbits. 0:09:02.160 --> 0:09:03.800 Oh, couple of rabbits back on the phone. 0:09:03.840 --> 0:09:05.120 No, no, this is this is when I lived in 0:09:05.160 --> 0:09:12.240 Adelaide and rabbits absolute slaves for chewing through phone calls. Oh, 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:13.640 phone cards and phone charges. 0:09:13.880 --> 0:09:14.200 I reckon. 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:15.800 I went through about seven or eight phone charges. And 0:09:15.800 --> 0:09:18.160 on one day, this particular rabbits I've woken up in 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:19.360 the middle of the night and it was looking at me, 0:09:19.400 --> 0:09:21.520 dead in the eye, just chewing through this charge. And 0:09:21.600 --> 0:09:24.200 as soon as it was done, scattered left off. I 0:09:24.280 --> 0:09:26.240 know you just thinking, why wasn't in the cage we 0:09:26.280 --> 0:09:28.439 basically had a couple of free range rabbits. 0:09:28.480 --> 0:09:31.079 No, that's not what I'm thinking. What I am thinking 0:09:31.160 --> 0:09:32.760 is why did you have rabbits as pets. 0:09:32.880 --> 0:09:34.720 I've got no idea I had rats back in the day. 0:09:34.760 --> 0:09:37.120 We've had rabbits. It was at a guinea pig. 0:09:37.280 --> 0:09:43.320 Oh my God, wow, is this because you were missing home? 0:09:44.040 --> 0:09:48.920 Never again though, so seid our killer toy kaoodle. Yesterday 0:09:49.080 --> 0:09:51.280 I caught her eating some of that silica gel. We 0:09:51.280 --> 0:09:53.320 had some stuff delivered, like the furniture, you know, those 0:09:53.360 --> 0:09:57.120 silicicad jel packets. And then this morning she chewed through 0:09:57.120 --> 0:09:59.720 one of Harper's dummies, and so she was just dry 0:09:59.760 --> 0:10:01.280 reached out the front and I'm like, I can't deal 0:10:01.280 --> 0:10:01.400 with it. 0:10:01.480 --> 0:10:02.600 I'm just going to leave and go to work. 0:10:02.679 --> 0:10:04.520 Yeah that's great, and lucky you said she's only a 0:10:04.559 --> 0:10:07.160 tiny dog. She's a big dog. She'd be in all 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:09.600 sorts of outrageous stuff. I'm sure. Tank and Tory. 0:10:09.720 --> 0:10:13.200 Yeah, Tank, a couple of sausage dogs just looking for trouble. 0:10:13.400 --> 0:10:15.920 Yeah, what did they change through damage? They have a 0:10:15.920 --> 0:10:18.319 thing for underwear that's been worn. 0:10:19.520 --> 0:10:20.240 That's a dog thing. 0:10:20.360 --> 0:10:21.760 Yeah, that's a massive dog thing. 0:10:22.880 --> 0:10:25.600 That Tank also tued through a one hundred and twenty 0:10:25.640 --> 0:10:29.120 dollars Mac MacBook charger. 0:10:29.320 --> 0:10:31.960 Oh no, that was fun. Yeah. 0:10:31.960 --> 0:10:34.920 What else? Yeah, just random bits of stuff. Oh, a 0:10:34.920 --> 0:10:36.560 library book. And I thought i'd get away with it. 0:10:36.600 --> 0:10:39.320 So I borrowed a library book and Tank tewedor like 0:10:39.360 --> 0:10:41.200 teed a few pages, and I thought, oh, they won't know, 0:10:41.320 --> 0:10:42.480 so I sent her back and then I got a 0:10:42.480 --> 0:10:45.320 bloody bill in the thing saying there's damages to this book. 0:10:45.360 --> 0:10:46.600 He I was one hundred dollars. 0:10:46.679 --> 0:10:47.680 Yeah, what is it? Tank? 0:10:47.760 --> 0:10:49.320 Try and read it and then went to screw it, 0:10:49.360 --> 0:10:50.679 can't read it, just going to eat it. 0:10:50.760 --> 0:10:53.000 I think he just didn't agree with the content in there, 0:10:53.040 --> 0:10:54.360 so he went stuff this and ate it. 0:10:54.480 --> 0:10:57.040 Yeah, right, as he does with most things. Yeah, A 0:10:57.240 --> 0:10:57.840 twenty four. 0:10:57.679 --> 0:10:59.840 To ten get involved in this this morning? What did 0:10:59.880 --> 0:11:00.440 you pet ruin? 0:11:00.800 --> 0:11:02.280 My dog used to always eat my homework. 0:11:03.280 --> 0:11:04.920 No, not really, Please don't ever do that again. 0:11:05.000 --> 0:11:08.800 Okay, sorry about that. We're talking what is your pet ruined? 0:11:08.840 --> 0:11:10.200 Off the back of some rogue bats? 0:11:10.280 --> 0:11:13.600 Yeah, so a bat has thrown a suburb into chaos. 0:11:13.600 --> 0:11:16.560 So it's flown into power lines at brown Hill Creek. 0:11:16.600 --> 0:11:20.360 Book dead on the ground because it was still obviously 0:11:20.480 --> 0:11:24.079 on fire. It started a fire that has spread quickly. 0:11:24.679 --> 0:11:27.240 So I just this is my question, though, do you 0:11:27.280 --> 0:11:29.720 reckon the other bats? And there's forty six thousand of 0:11:29.800 --> 0:11:32.960 them that live in the parklands, I reckon words bit spread. 0:11:32.720 --> 0:11:35.560 Word has absolutely spread and they have responded in unison 0:11:35.640 --> 0:11:44.160 via song. They sing beautifully too, by the way, Yeah, 0:11:44.360 --> 0:11:44.960 good on them. 0:11:45.040 --> 0:11:46.199 Yeah, very good. 0:11:46.320 --> 0:11:49.360 Almost sounds like Billy Joel, So I reckon. They're like, 0:11:50.280 --> 0:11:51.400 do you hear what happened to Kevin? 0:11:52.040 --> 0:11:53.439 Bloody? Power lines got him? 0:11:53.640 --> 0:11:57.320 They Yes, he was a real one. That bat took 0:11:57.320 --> 0:12:00.800 one for the team. We'll show these humans. 0:12:00.920 --> 0:12:03.679 Don't just watch out for power lines, guys. Like I've 0:12:03.679 --> 0:12:05.319 said it once, I've said it a thousand. 0:12:05.080 --> 0:12:07.400 Times as a course half for all the bats out there, 0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:08.720 particularly those listening right now. 0:12:08.800 --> 0:12:12.080 Yeah, thirteen twenty four to ten. What did the pet ruin? 0:12:12.160 --> 0:12:12.720 Is the question? 0:12:12.920 --> 0:12:14.240 Good morning Annie. 0:12:13.880 --> 0:12:16.480 Good morning Toody and your pet horse. 0:12:20.080 --> 0:12:21.480 How did you know any that she was? 0:12:21.480 --> 0:12:25.439 My fearless owner is allowed to stroke his mane every 0:12:25.480 --> 0:12:27.680 single morning, kill me, gives. 0:12:27.440 --> 0:12:29.760 Me a good brush, Yes, of course. 0:12:30.040 --> 0:12:35.000 Well, we had a labytal cross who ate like a 0:12:35.160 --> 0:12:38.640 third of the backseat of the old Commodore station wagon. 0:12:38.760 --> 0:12:41.800 Oh my goodness, hate the whole lot there. 0:12:43.000 --> 0:12:44.720 We had to put the kids. 0:12:44.520 --> 0:12:47.720 On a cushion for years. 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:51.400 Sorry, that seat belongs to the dog now. Yeah, and 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:56.520 he won't have any other options. 0:12:56.320 --> 0:12:58.480 That settles the old argument between the kids. 0:12:58.640 --> 0:12:59.640 I want to sit in the middle. 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:00.000 I want to. 0:13:00.280 --> 0:13:01.120 Well, you've got no choice. 0:13:01.360 --> 0:13:04.880 Dogs sitting there, the dogs, thank you, earning one's going 0:13:04.880 --> 0:13:06.160 to Shane forward to the pet ruin. 0:13:06.520 --> 0:13:09.000 Yeah, not as e as a bat mate, but my 0:13:09.080 --> 0:13:12.040 little spoodle make my passport a day before I was 0:13:12.080 --> 0:13:13.479 going overseas. 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:15.960 No, what did you do? 0:13:16.880 --> 0:13:19.800 I couldn't do anything, man, just like postponent to go 0:13:19.880 --> 0:13:25.160 to another month after, So watch you. Dog's not stupid. 0:13:25.240 --> 0:13:29.360 Nate wanted us to stay home, very very clever. 0:13:29.480 --> 0:13:33.400 What's your spoodle's name, Molly, Molly? How did it get 0:13:33.440 --> 0:13:35.200 access to it? Is the question, Shane. 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:37.720 What was on top of the suitcase ready to go 0:13:37.880 --> 0:13:42.120 for in the morning, nearly flight? And meanwhile she said, 0:13:42.160 --> 0:13:43.080 well you're not going. 0:13:43.040 --> 0:13:45.840 Yeah, Shane. Dogs know, dogs know when you're going away. 0:13:45.880 --> 0:13:50.000 The minute our dog sees a suitcase, it goes absolutely coco. 0:13:50.600 --> 0:13:51.600 Yeah, and incontinent. 0:13:51.640 --> 0:13:55.880 Normally there with a dog or two. I'll tell you 0:13:55.880 --> 0:13:58.840 what it was like Indiana who just passed away completely. 0:13:59.240 --> 0:14:01.560 She was so in continent. But that was a sign 0:14:01.559 --> 0:14:02.600 that it was time, wasn't it? 0:14:02.640 --> 0:14:04.400 Anything with the noodle in it as well? Impossible to 0:14:04.400 --> 0:14:05.160 get angry at. 0:14:05.240 --> 0:14:11.200 Yespoodle moodle, yeah, poodle labodkoddle. 0:14:09.960 --> 0:14:12.839 All the noodles. Thank you, shan't. Let's go to Andrew. 0:14:12.880 --> 0:14:13.880 What did the pet ruin? 0:14:14.080 --> 0:14:18.760 Andrew, Hey, good morning guys. I've got a puppy dog. 0:14:18.800 --> 0:14:21.840 And she got into the chicken packet and got the 0:14:22.280 --> 0:14:25.080 little plastic bit, the sort of absorbent thing at the 0:14:25.120 --> 0:14:28.080 bottom of the chicken pack and ate that and then 0:14:28.160 --> 0:14:30.960 did this giant kind of half turd half on our 0:14:31.000 --> 0:14:34.200 brand new carpet that we'd put in as part of 0:14:34.200 --> 0:14:37.400 a house renovation. But that wasn't really the main problem 0:14:37.440 --> 0:14:39.560 that The issue came that as part of the renovation, 0:14:39.640 --> 0:14:42.080 we also got one of those robot vacuum cleaner, and 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:45.280 we didn't manage to get to the vacuum cleaner at 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:48.760 time before it kind of ran over. This horrendous message 0:14:48.840 --> 0:14:51.000 through it whole giant third tornado. 0:14:55.400 --> 0:14:58.760 What an absolute disaster. What about it? 0:14:58.920 --> 0:15:01.120 I think they're called rumors, those little things, those little 0:15:01.120 --> 0:15:01.720 auto vacs. 0:15:01.960 --> 0:15:02.560 What about it? 0:15:02.600 --> 0:15:04.680 That your room for the first time, it's its first 0:15:04.760 --> 0:15:10.560 job in your new house. Yeah, Andrew, it's like, whoa, we. 0:15:11.440 --> 0:15:14.040 Needed a new room for a. 0:15:12.480 --> 0:15:18.080 New Andrew was it was one of those little silica 0:15:18.160 --> 0:15:19.360 jel packets. 0:15:19.440 --> 0:15:20.160 Is that what it was? 0:15:20.600 --> 0:15:20.840 No? 0:15:20.840 --> 0:15:23.160 No, you know when you buy like a packet chicken 0:15:23.200 --> 0:15:29.160 breast and it's got that absorbent kind of it was big. 0:15:29.800 --> 0:15:31.120 Yeah, that is intense. 0:15:31.800 --> 0:15:33.680 Andrew, thank you and I'm sorry. 0:15:33.920 --> 0:15:41.400 I'm so sorry. That's amazing that Robovac had one job 0:15:41.440 --> 0:15:42.280 to make things better. 0:15:42.840 --> 0:15:45.480 Yeah, still in therapy as well. What about the little 0:15:45.600 --> 0:15:50.280 hybrid half heard, half vomit? What a combination. 0:15:51.440 --> 0:15:51.720 Jone's. 0:15:51.800 --> 0:15:53.840 I know, I know for a fact that you're a 0:15:53.840 --> 0:15:55.920 fan of the great David Beckham. I do like him, 0:15:55.960 --> 0:15:57.640 and I know that you think that he's very attractive. 0:15:57.960 --> 0:15:59.640 I need you to tell me why you think he's hot. 0:15:59.720 --> 0:16:02.440 Well I don't need to do that, do I tell you? 0:16:02.600 --> 0:16:03.480 Absolutely? We can. 0:16:03.680 --> 0:16:06.320 We can have an open and honest conversation. I'll start 0:16:06.400 --> 0:16:07.600 the guy's got beautiful hair. 0:16:07.720 --> 0:16:08.760 Yeah, he's got beautiful hair. 0:16:09.040 --> 0:16:10.960 Oh. If I had to put a label on it, 0:16:11.000 --> 0:16:12.359 i'd say eyes, legs. 0:16:12.200 --> 0:16:17.080 Arms, pretty much abs, yeah, cords except his voice except for. 0:16:18.760 --> 0:16:22.000 We all know, we all know the brief of David. 0:16:23.000 --> 0:16:26.280 David he looking me in the eyes. But don't you 0:16:26.360 --> 0:16:30.800 dare all turns out something else was just absolutely mind 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:34.520 blowing for David Beckham is his nipples? What do you 0:16:34.560 --> 0:16:36.640 mean he's got perfect nipples by all reports. 0:16:36.680 --> 0:16:37.800 What do you talk so much? 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:40.680 So the people men over in New York are getting 0:16:40.720 --> 0:16:43.520 the chop, Yeah, that's right. They're getting surgery to get 0:16:43.560 --> 0:16:46.360 their nipples to look like David's. Men are paying thousands 0:16:46.360 --> 0:16:49.920 to have their nipples reconstructed to look more like the 0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:52.320 soccer stars. And that's according to top plastic surgeons. 0:16:52.400 --> 0:16:54.280 Are you telling me that people are walking into a 0:16:54.280 --> 0:16:57.840 plastic surgeon with a picture of David Becka's nipples saying 0:16:58.040 --> 0:16:59.560 those please, I'll have a pair. 0:16:59.720 --> 0:17:02.400 One hundred percent? This is a thing people want David 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:05.320 Beckhams nipples. That's according to Mark Everett, who runs a 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:09.000 clinic in Manhattan, New York. Yeah, he's now carrying out 0:17:09.040 --> 0:17:12.640 around one procedure every two weeks, which involves extracting breast 0:17:12.680 --> 0:17:15.040 tissue from underneath the nipples and sewing them back up 0:17:15.240 --> 0:17:17.840 to give a small appearance. It's being driven by a 0:17:17.840 --> 0:17:21.480 trend towards wearing more tight fitting shirts, which make nipples 0:17:21.560 --> 0:17:26.200 appear more prominent. Beckham apparently has ideal nipples because they're 0:17:26.320 --> 0:17:29.639 very small, and they're arm and shaped, and they have 0:17:29.760 --> 0:17:30.800 perfect symmetry. 0:17:32.000 --> 0:17:37.720 Gorgeous nipples, aren't they just gorgeous. Look at them. They're tiny, though, 0:17:38.080 --> 0:17:38.960 when you're analyzing. 0:17:39.240 --> 0:17:42.920 I can genuinely say I've never analyzed my own nipples 0:17:43.240 --> 0:17:46.200 to rate their level of attractiveness. 0:17:46.840 --> 0:17:47.520 I just never have. 0:17:47.880 --> 0:17:54.240 If ever there was a time, let's do it we like, 0:17:54.359 --> 0:17:55.520 do you know I can do this? I can show 0:17:55.520 --> 0:17:56.200 you my nipples. 0:17:56.720 --> 0:17:58.800 See my nipple there, and just to describe this one 0:17:58.800 --> 0:18:01.639 that's quite hairy around it. But they've calmed down. But 0:18:01.680 --> 0:18:02.560 I had breast buds. 0:18:02.760 --> 0:18:05.960 What do you mean if anyone knows what breast buds are. 0:18:06.440 --> 0:18:07.719 Yes, I've got four girls. 0:18:07.760 --> 0:18:11.159 Of course, it's not overly common. 0:18:10.880 --> 0:18:12.119 To male like you were budding. 0:18:12.280 --> 0:18:14.520 Yeah, it's like your nipples get all swollen and they're 0:18:14.640 --> 0:18:16.960 really sore about the age of twelve or thirteen. 0:18:17.119 --> 0:18:19.720 Yeah, like you can't wear shirts okay. 0:18:19.440 --> 0:18:22.520 Because they're so sensitive. Yeah, but they eventually calmed down. 0:18:22.560 --> 0:18:24.200 But for a long time they were quite stretched. 0:18:24.280 --> 0:18:25.000 Oh my god. 0:18:25.280 --> 0:18:27.119 So when I saw the story at David Beckham, I 0:18:27.160 --> 0:18:28.600 was like, how much. 0:18:31.840 --> 0:18:34.560 I can imagine when you're playing footy at Central Districts 0:18:34.920 --> 0:18:38.800 and the team meeting for the opposition beforehand, right, hayes, Okay, 0:18:38.840 --> 0:18:39.680 how do we get to him? 0:18:39.800 --> 0:18:41.359 I've got it? Nipple cripple. 0:18:41.520 --> 0:18:43.280 Yeah, nipple cripple gets to him. 0:18:43.560 --> 0:18:45.760 He's just hanging off the back rubbing his chests because 0:18:45.760 --> 0:18:47.840