Speaker 1: Welcome along, And I know what you're all expecting. You're
Speaker 1: all expecting a great chopper chup rematch. Who can open
Speaker 1: up the chupper chup wrapper quicker.
Speaker 2: We're going to deliver.
Speaker 3: We're going to find out it's a rematch you've all
Speaker 3: been waiting for. Still going redemption.
Speaker 1: He's really like into it, isn't he?
Speaker 2: In that moment?
Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely feeling the vibe of UFC.
Speaker 1: If you ever looked at your kids and gone, what
Speaker 1: is wrong with you? And why did you do that?
Speaker 1: It makes absolutely no sense at all.
Speaker 3: Yeah, regularly, Yeah, as a kid.
Speaker 1: In America who did something so ridiculously stupid, it has
Speaker 1: to be heard to be believed.
Speaker 3: Also, we're speculating who's in the mix to potentially get
Speaker 3: the new Sunrise gig. David kosh Out, who's in woll And.
Speaker 1: What you did is you took your cap off and
Speaker 1: you threw it into the ring.
Speaker 3: I threw it in it like immediately got spat back
Speaker 3: into my face. What's going on here? Who's throwing that
Speaker 3: back at you?
Speaker 4: Why?
Speaker 2: Why not?
Speaker 3: Turns out of a server. He's got a very good
Speaker 3: arm on him.
Speaker 2: He does. He's the.
Speaker 1: Let's talk, probably one of the biggest media.
Speaker 2: Moves of the year.
Speaker 1: David David Kosh has announced that he's stepping down out
Speaker 1: of next Friday from Sunrise, which he's been hosting for
Speaker 1: twenty one years, which is a remarkable effort.
Speaker 2: Two thoughts on this one.
Speaker 1: A man of his age and wealth, you just would
Speaker 1: get to a point, wouldn't you where you go? I
Speaker 1: don't want to get up at three am anymore? And
Speaker 1: I just want to enjoy my family. I want to
Speaker 1: enjoy my kids.
Speaker 3: Do you think surely say three am starts? Isn't it
Speaker 3: like really really early? So it's early for breakfast radio,
Speaker 3: but it's next level for breakfast t day totally.
Speaker 2: So there is that.
Speaker 1: There is something else that I would like to put
Speaker 1: to you as a member of the Seven Stable. Is
Speaker 1: it a situation? Because sometimes when these things happen, it's
Speaker 1: like they'll go to Koshi or go to whoever and
Speaker 1: go okay, So we want to make a move. How
Speaker 1: do you want to play this? Do you want to
Speaker 1: step down? Or do we give you a little push back?
Speaker 3: Or yeah, yeah, who knows, who knows what's happening in
Speaker 3: the crowd?
Speaker 2: Yells ball?
Speaker 3: Yeah, all of those types of things for the longest time.
Speaker 3: I mean we probably thought that Matt Shervington was in
Speaker 3: the role because I mean, the dude's just too perfect.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you've always you've always been a big Chervo fan.
Speaker 1: In fact, you described him as this not so long ago.
Speaker 3: I know, aliens exist out with Matt Shervington. What do
Speaker 3: you mean alien he's not that he can't be real.
Speaker 3: Oh he's not real, is he? Because he's too perfect?
Speaker 3: Isn't he absolutely too perfect? And the aliens have stuffed
Speaker 3: up with Matt Shervington. I said, we'll send someone down there,
Speaker 3: just Kevin Eye on what's happening to the Earthlings. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we'll just No, they'll accept this bloke. I'm like, no, sorry,
Speaker 3: we can't accept you. Too perfect. Yeah, he's very very perfect.
Speaker 1: Well, perhaps the front runner, but maybe not a shoe in.
Speaker 1: So there is some suggestion because doctor Chris Brown got
Speaker 1: poached from Channel ten in February and then he's gone
Speaker 1: on record to say I will start mid year my
Speaker 1: role at seven. They paid a million bucks a year.
Speaker 3: Two by the way, o beautiful box daw Brown. They
Speaker 3: call it ridiculous. You're on him. Heid absolutely cut onions
Speaker 3: on that thing.
Speaker 1: So he's in the mix, but also Matt Douran, who
Speaker 1: used to work at the ten news room here in
Speaker 1: Adelaide for a little home.
Speaker 3: No one knows in the mix. One could be in
Speaker 3: the mix.
Speaker 2: One could be in the mix.
Speaker 3: Who knows I might be in the mix? You don't know,
Speaker 3: knows what do you think I could be? Do you
Speaker 3: reckon I could be in the mix? Do you think
Speaker 3: that I could do Sunrise? All right?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 3: Answer? Honestly, Let's give you a pop quiz.
Speaker 1: Okay, because obviously in that role you need to be
Speaker 1: across a range of international and domestic issues. So can
Speaker 1: I quickly just quiz a few little, few questions.
Speaker 3: That you This is like when John Howard said, do
Speaker 3: you reckon I could play cricket for Australia halfter that
Speaker 3: time in India where he threw the board out at
Speaker 3: about fifteen times.
Speaker 1: Consider this as a mini audition process for the gig
Speaker 1: on Sunrise.
Speaker 3: I'm ready, okay, welcome to Sunrise.
Speaker 1: There's a war going on in your cra I didn't
Speaker 1: mean to say Ukraine, but there's a war going on.
Speaker 2: Who's it between.
Speaker 3: Russia and Ukraine?
Speaker 2: Well done? Who fronts the Today Show?
Speaker 3: What's up, hang on, I'm still getting to this pit.
Speaker 3: Who fronts of Today Show? Karl and Sarah Arbor? I
Speaker 3: know the opposition?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Where is the International Chappa Chump Committee?
Speaker 2: Location?
Speaker 3: That's an easy one'slocated in Denver, Colorado. Subs in nineteen
Speaker 3: twenty seven by the great Greg Chappanowski, of course, pupa chopper.
Speaker 2: Yeah, give yourself a tip. What does www you stand
Speaker 2: for in a website browser?
Speaker 3: Straight away? I'm like, well, world wrestling, world war These
Speaker 3: questions are easy.
Speaker 2: Can I add one? Jodie go on? Who is the
Speaker 2: PM of our country at the moment?
Speaker 3: The country? My god? Oh no, oh, my gosh, I
Speaker 3: genuinely panic there for a second.
Speaker 1: I've got one final one, and if you get this right,
Speaker 1: then you could officially be announced on Monday as the
Speaker 1: new host of Sunrise.
Speaker 2: Are you ready?
Speaker 1: What geometric shape is used for.
Speaker 2: A stop sign?
Speaker 3: Is it? Hang on?
Speaker 1: A big career move on the line here?
Speaker 3: No, it's not. It's to god, I was so glass.
Speaker 1: My god, the greatest career move of all time has
Speaker 1: just been thwarted by stop sign?
Speaker 3: Do you reckon?
Speaker 2: Never mind?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well then I guess it probably will be sure now.
Speaker 2: If it's time for a winter treat, but jump on morning.
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Speaker 3: To me, it's just getting in the car and just
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Speaker 1: A tale of absolute teenage stupidity has come across my desk,
Speaker 1: and we need to talk about it, because until this
Speaker 1: point in my life I always envisaged that you would
Speaker 1: have been the stupidest teenager. Do you ever walk the planet?
Speaker 3: How very dare you throw such truths at me?
Speaker 2: He would have been a proper idiot.
Speaker 3: I reckon, jeez, I look back now and be like,
Speaker 3: how did I even function? How do I feel like
Speaker 3: I was him smart enough to know when to breathe
Speaker 3: in and out.
Speaker 1: I've heard a couple of stories about you at boarding
Speaker 1: school that I've just got. Oh, my kitty aunt, how
Speaker 1: did you even survive your teenageers?
Speaker 3: I'm not sure. How do a mum and dad even
Speaker 3: live with themselves? Spending out sort of money? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Exactly right?
Speaker 1: Okay, So the fifteen year old boy injected himself with
Speaker 1: mercury in an attempt to give himself superpowers.
Speaker 3: God's cross my mind.
Speaker 1: He's said to have wanted to emulate Marvel X Men's
Speaker 1: superhero Mercury, but instead ended up with painful ulcers that
Speaker 1: refuse to heal.
Speaker 2: Guess what else this little kid did?
Speaker 3: What's it?
Speaker 2: Guess? Just very guess what this peanut did?
Speaker 3: Well? What else you need to inject become a superhero?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 1: Similar, he's got a couple of spiders and went here,
Speaker 1: bite me on the arm.
Speaker 2: That's how works, so I can become Spider Man.
Speaker 3: That's our works.
Speaker 1: You got to be very selective with the spider that
Speaker 1: say that the teenage boy's brain doesn't develop to about
Speaker 1: twenty two or twenty.
Speaker 3: Three, I'd argue thirty five, thirty six.
Speaker 1: This kid is absolute living proof. Have you ever just
Speaker 1: looked at your kids and gone, why did why that bleep?
Speaker 2: Did you do that?
Speaker 3: What's going on that little brain of yours? Skin involved?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten? What crazy thing did your kid do?
Speaker 3: Dropped the story not long ago about lotty two year
Speaker 3: old who hit our keys, and we were convinced that
Speaker 3: someone had put them somewhere really expensive to replace, And
Speaker 3: then eventually we found it's in the bottom of the pantry.
Speaker 3: And what was a dead giveaway that it was Lotty? Well,
Speaker 3: it was next to a little pepper pigfi green and
Speaker 3: a little doll. We asked, Lotty, you said you put
Speaker 3: Sinus said yeah, yeah, yeah, you're happy mummy.
Speaker 1: I had a situation where I went to clean my
Speaker 1: teeth last week and I grew to my electric toothbrush,
Speaker 1: put the toothpaste on and put it in my mouth
Speaker 1: and it.
Speaker 2: Tasted like a soap.
Speaker 1: I was like, what's gone on here? And so I
Speaker 1: start to inspect my electric toothbrush and there's like black
Speaker 1: texture scribbled all over as well. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is a deep giveaway. What's the three year old
Speaker 1: done with my toothbrush? So I said, honey, did you
Speaker 1: take mummy's toothbrush? And she's like, I don't know. And
Speaker 1: then I was like, what did you do with it?
Speaker 1: And she said, I clean the shower. So she'd taken
Speaker 1: my toothbrush and at the bottom of the shower had
Speaker 1: just like tried to scrub the tiles.
Speaker 3: Yes, in her mind, she's like, so actually you owe me. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I've been working hard, mum.
Speaker 1: Look at how sparkling your shower is I'll just get
Speaker 1: catch you off their mum.
Speaker 3: You're welk.
Speaker 2: Oh god, it tasted awful. Thirteen twenty fourteen. We want
Speaker 2: you to get involved here. Have you ever just looked
Speaker 2: at your kids and thought, what'd you do that for?
Speaker 2: You idiot?
Speaker 3: And how did I possibly create such absolute nonsense? Let's
Speaker 3: not veer off into territory. We just hating on your kids.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, no, it's sort of half cute things
Speaker 1: like them cleaning the shower with your toothbrush, that sort
Speaker 1: of vibe, you know. Thirty twenty four to ten, give
Speaker 1: us call. Let's go to Maya from Wulluga. Good morning, Maya, Hi,
Speaker 1: how are you good?
Speaker 5: Good?
Speaker 2: What did your kid do? And you just looked and went,
Speaker 2: oh my god?
Speaker 3: Why it was my little cousin.
Speaker 1: She must have been about three or four and she
Speaker 1: stuck a bead up her nose?
Speaker 2: What was the what was the intention there?
Speaker 4: Maya?
Speaker 3: Well, she when we asked her what she why she
Speaker 3: did it, she just said she didn't know where to
Speaker 3: put it because it feels like a good storage space sometimes,
Speaker 3: you know, Yeah, she has to put beads up there.
Speaker 3: It's like, oh, my bucket's are full, I've got two
Speaker 3: nostrils ready to go. I've got a couple of cupbods
Speaker 3: up there.
Speaker 2: I got these beads. What the hell do I do
Speaker 2: with them?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Good text line. Very busy this morning as well.
Speaker 3: I for double nine nine nine on nine. This one
Speaker 3: from Kelsey and Malvin. Good morning to you. Said my
Speaker 3: kid was so convinced he was a wizard like Harry Potter.
Speaker 3: One night he stole the kitchen broom and ran away.
Speaker 2: You're not a wizard, Harry.
Speaker 3: Damn it. Flightless broom too.
Speaker 2: Oh, here we go.
Speaker 1: My kid thought, if you've got enough speed running up
Speaker 1: the stairs, he'd be able to fly.
Speaker 2: All he got was a broken collar boy only from Fulham.
Speaker 3: That's awful when they end like that. Yeah, that's not fun,
Speaker 3: not ideal?
Speaker 1: Is it?
Speaker 3: Not good at all? Thirteen twenty four to ten can
Speaker 3: get involved with this sent sensu text as well. I
Speaker 3: fall double nine one nine.
Speaker 2: Kids, you have one this morning? What to do with
Speaker 2: those spare beads?
Speaker 5: Though?
Speaker 3: Haven't you got two nostrils?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Make good use of that.
Speaker 2: That's exactly right.
Speaker 3: This is nover fully endorsed the just reaking story.
Speaker 5: How the so much scene's is huge I love this story.
Speaker 1: Some great news for Kelly Finlayson this morning. She's the
Speaker 1: wife of port player Jeremy. You'd be familiar with this story, hazy.
Speaker 1: She was told she had terminal bell counts cancer when
Speaker 1: she was twenty five, and they said, they said to
Speaker 1: her at the time, you won't see your daughter's first
Speaker 1: day of school.
Speaker 2: That is a lot. That is a lot too much,
Speaker 2: isn't it.
Speaker 3: It's just like, so when we found out that, we
Speaker 3: found out so much stuff was happening behind the scenes,
Speaker 3: and obviously we cover Jeremy and what he's doing and
Speaker 3: at the time as well, New play it to the club.
Speaker 3: And then also when all this was happening, was playing
Speaker 3: unbelievable football and was like, oh, and the first time
Speaker 3: I heard him he spoke on radio a long, long
Speaker 3: time ago, and it just put everything into perspective. And
Speaker 3: listening to him speak about it for five minutes, you
Speaker 3: were like, Wow, the little things that were stressing me
Speaker 3: out mean nothing. COMPETI Finlason's are going to absolutely right.
Speaker 1: So she's had a hepo chemotherapy and they did a
Speaker 1: cat scan and all the scans have come back with
Speaker 1: no activity, which means the cancer is still there, but
Speaker 1: it's dormant, but it's not spreading. So that's really positive news.
Speaker 1: And she said, and I quote, if it means that
Speaker 1: I'm here to see my daughter go to school for
Speaker 1: the first day or go to her twenty first that's
Speaker 1: something I never would have thought would happen three months ago.
Speaker 1: Until they said you've got three weeks or you've got
Speaker 1: just three days. That's when obviously I'd be like sah,
Speaker 1: scramble write things for Sophie's fifth, tenth, twenty first birthday.
Speaker 1: But until they give me that, I was never going
Speaker 1: to do it. And she said, now I feel like
Speaker 1: I can beat it and come out the.
Speaker 3: Other end fingers ties crossed everything to the finale, sins
Speaker 3: and everything heads in the right direction. But as it sounds,
Speaker 3: that's really nice news.
Speaker 1: Absolutely now Premium Mark McGowan has quit. He said, the pandemic, pandemic,
Speaker 1: the pandemic, which was like what came after the pandemic.
Speaker 2: It's like the pandemic's cousin is the pandemic.
Speaker 3: Yes, so you said that when you're that's the pandemic.
Speaker 2: The pandemic. Oh, this pandemic is so hard.
Speaker 1: Anyway, he said, the pandemic has really taken it out
Speaker 1: of him. He will forever be remembered for effectively shutting
Speaker 1: down his state, won't he That's what he did. W A,
Speaker 1: We're an island. No one's coming in, no one's going out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and over on this side of the planets, we're like,
Speaker 3: what's going on with WA? Like this guy as mad
Speaker 3: as a cut snake. But then all the Western Stralians like,
Speaker 3: we love him. Yeah. He proved a writing was.
Speaker 2: Outrageous, unbelievable, isn't it. There is some suggestion behind.
Speaker 1: The scenes at the Jody and Hasey Show from certain
Speaker 1: people who shall remain nameless, that he just be a
Speaker 1: touch more to this about his personal life.
Speaker 2: That's all I'm going to say.
Speaker 1: So I don't want to get sued by the Western
Speaker 1: Australian government.
Speaker 3: Oh right, okay, okay, what do you mean nothing?
Speaker 2: I do you want to hear from Mark?
Speaker 5: Uh? No?
Speaker 2: Good about it?
Speaker 3: Then swiftly move along, okay.
Speaker 1: Adda Menzel, who played Alphabet in Wicked and Elsie in Frozen,
Speaker 1: turns fifty two today.
Speaker 2: She also fun facts.
Speaker 1: She played Lim Michelle's Rachel Berry's mum on Glee. Did
Speaker 1: you remember that but also you cannot forget this moment
Speaker 1: when John Travolter presented her with an award.
Speaker 4: Please welcome the wickedly talented one and only Death is
Speaker 4: welcome the wickedly talented one and only.
Speaker 1: John, say it hard and fast, and then you'd sound
Speaker 1: like you know what you'd say.
Speaker 3: Our Remember remember in a few months ago with the
Speaker 3: tennis name.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just say it with confidence quickly.
Speaker 3: But you can't just merge a people. Let us together,
Speaker 3: please walk into the stage.
Speaker 2: But you could tell his brain process.
Speaker 1: He was skipping forward, you could obviously see, and he's
Speaker 1: got a I don't know what that name is. So now,
Speaker 1: speaking of saying things that you know aren't possibly true,
Speaker 1: just a few minutes ago you said breaking down in
Speaker 1: your calf raa was a real onion in the ointment,
Speaker 1: and we all looked at you blankly, and when, oh god,
Speaker 1: this man's an idiot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you ganged up for me too. You didn't keep
Speaker 3: those feelings to yourself like you're really verbalized. It's not
Speaker 3: just yourself, but Abby, I mean you were sorry.
Speaker 1: I feel bad actually when I give you a bit
Speaker 1: of stick, But then also you gave me stick all
Speaker 1: the time.
Speaker 2: He's some back.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, it's his favorite pastime.
Speaker 2: I give you sick.
Speaker 1: Also, I've never watched an episode, like a full episode
Speaker 1: of the Simpsons, so that that saying doesn't count. So
Speaker 1: it turns out it is an expression. So it turns
Speaker 1: out we do are you some sort of apology? It
Speaker 1: means obstacle or disappointment. So you were spot on, mate,
Speaker 1: and also once again, well done for you garnering all
Speaker 1: your knowledge from the Simpsons. Here is grandpa Abe.
Speaker 2: Oh that's an onion in the ointment. So hang on,
Speaker 2: that's a disappointment. That's definitely saying, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Obstacle or a disappointment? For example, the way that you
Speaker 3: to gang up on me is a genuine onion in
Speaker 3: the ointment. Better when a says it's a genuine.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's an onion in the ointment.
Speaker 3: Oh good guys, we're learning as we go. It's good,
Speaker 3: isn't it? Which is exciting times, isn't it. The handball
Speaker 3: Blitz we've been absolutely getting so many people to register
Speaker 3: via the Nova player to become potentially the next champion
Speaker 3: not just of South Australia but the world. Yeah, it's
Speaker 3: a good solid stepping sign.
Speaker 2: That's cool. Yeah, baby steps.
Speaker 3: I feel like that's a pretty natural transition to go
Speaker 3: from South Australian champ to the president of the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 3: Handball across all the schools is just so popular. Your
Speaker 3: girls are into it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they're right into it, fall Square.
Speaker 1: They play in the playground every recess, every lunch. So
Speaker 1: we are on the hunt to find South Australia's best
Speaker 1: little kid who.
Speaker 2: Can play handball.
Speaker 1: So why don't we do this, Hazy, let's call our
Speaker 1: first official contestant.
Speaker 3: Hello, It's Jody and Hazy from Nova. How are you, Rebecca?
Speaker 2: Thank you?
Speaker 3: It's away where where. This is a bit of a
Speaker 3: strange call, but we're looking for your son. Thank you.
Speaker 1: Hello.
Speaker 3: Hello? Is this Kai? Kai? Our little bird told us
Speaker 3: that you are a potential champion in the making.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you've registered for our handball competition, Kai? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Okay, what school you from? Athauston Primary? And what grade? Six?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Now do you handball recess and lunch? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, how old are you Kai? I am eleven, sure
Speaker 3: you might be twenty five.
Speaker 4: Kai.
Speaker 2: We've got some very good news for you.
Speaker 1: You are the first official contestant in our handball competition.
Speaker 4: Oh really.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, you are.
Speaker 3: So much.
Speaker 1: So we're going to come out and see you today.
Speaker 3: Oh it's very, very sick, so we're going to come
Speaker 3: out to Athleston Primary School car so we're looking forward
Speaker 3: to it. Mate. Thank you so much for registering via
Speaker 3: the Nova Player. And geez, I've got a good feeling
Speaker 3: about you. Mate, you're the og and there's some champion
Speaker 3: vibes coming out of you.
Speaker 1: We're going to bring out a heap of handballs and
Speaker 1: heap of merch for all the kids.
Speaker 2: So we'll see you today. Yeah cool, all right, we
Speaker 2: won't get you to take on the principal. What do
Speaker 2: you reckon? Oh yeah, yeah, on your car. We'll see
Speaker 2: you soon.
Speaker 3: Good, Thank you, see mate, some good staff. All right,
Speaker 3: jump on the novaplayer register right now. We're going to
Speaker 3: go to out to some primary school a little bit
Speaker 3: later on today. Say hello to the guys. This is
Speaker 3: really starting to take shape.
Speaker 1: Jeez, I hope they've got an indoor gym because it
Speaker 1: looks pretty grim out there. That's all right, And I
Speaker 1: don't do wet weather handball.
Speaker 2: I've always said that.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what. So by the sounds of kay
Speaker 3: as well, he won't be hard to find. He's the
Speaker 3: kid who's got a bed and six to five guy alone. Geez,
Speaker 3: we should probably take a little bit of a trip
Speaker 3: down memory lane and recap what was such a dishonest week?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 3: Okay, I mean, come on.
Speaker 2: Well, I never said I was a moral compass.
Speaker 3: Do you know what? Do you know what the whole
Speaker 3: thing about it was. I wasn't even angry. I was
Speaker 3: just really disappointed. How many times did my dad say
Speaker 3: that to me over the years? Yeah? It hurts, doesn't it? Okay,
Speaker 3: we're talking about it. We had a little competition to
Speaker 3: open a up pay a chupper chups, which are notoriously
Speaker 3: so hard to happen. This is off the back of
Speaker 3: you speaking about it via what the Fork?
Speaker 1: What the Fork is now segment where we take every
Speaker 1: day things and go, what the fork?
Speaker 2: How does that happen? Why chopper chops so hard to open?
Speaker 3: And we had a competition and you blatantly cheated.
Speaker 2: Well with the help of Josh Morrow's the guy.
Speaker 3: The dirty dog, Josh Moro.
Speaker 2: In fact, I think it was his idea.
Speaker 1: I think he said, hey, you should put like a
Speaker 1: little incision in it so it's easy for And I said, no, Josh, I.
Speaker 2: Really don't want to cheat. Please don't make me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and I did. He teamed up well, Bonnie
Speaker 3: and Clyde, weren't.
Speaker 1: You Bonnie and Clyde the chopper chop will ye.
Speaker 3: Look, let's take a little refresher trip down memory lane,
Speaker 3: because I mean it was a really, really dishonest part
Speaker 3: of this program's short history. Welcome to the studio, camera guy, Josh,
Speaker 3: How go on, Josh? What did you tell him?
Speaker 5: There might have been a little bit of help from
Speaker 5: me for Jody. We just decided to make a small
Speaker 5: incision in the wrapper of her chopper chup to assist.
Speaker 3: You know, we come all.
Speaker 2: Right, you with your sound effects over there? Do you
Speaker 2: have the sound.
Speaker 1: Effect of a dog over I'm just going I'm going
Speaker 1: to throw my colleague under the bus.
Speaker 3: Yes, I've reached out. I've reached out to the Committee
Speaker 3: on Committee. That's right, the international committee that accepts concerns
Speaker 3: and plants for people feel wrong' shed against Chappa Chup
Speaker 3: for late incidents.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that they exist.
Speaker 3: They do. Located in Denver, Colorado, established in nineteen twenty
Speaker 3: seven by Ernest Chapanowski Aker. It's quite a group. First
Speaker 3: of all, I'll take you through the letter that I
Speaker 3: said to them. Dear Committee, it saddens me to bring
Speaker 3: such a negative incident to your attention, but unfortunately my
Speaker 3: hand has been forced. Recently, I was a victim of
Speaker 3: fraudulent behavior that involved two wholesome and flavors some chopping
Speaker 3: up lollipops. During a recent contest to open such lollipop,
Speaker 3: a colleague had the audacity to slide through this steel
Speaker 3: like packaging and gracefully slide the cover off in the
Speaker 3: eight seconds, winning a small but meaningful contest. I believe
Speaker 3: everything and everyone involved died ever so slightly such behavior,
Speaker 3: and it would be appreciated if a suggestion was received
Speaker 3: for a way to move forward. It's yours, faithfully, truly
Speaker 3: and humbly, Andrew, Yes, go get them boys nuggets in
Speaker 3: five nuggets and five indeed?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: And would you believe they responded almost to meet it?
Speaker 3: What in honor of the great Papa Chapper. If you
Speaker 3: don't mind, though, can you just read out the response letter?
Speaker 3: Here we go.
Speaker 6: Dear Andrew, thanks for getting in touch and saying that
Speaker 6: how did you get our details? Anyway, it sounds like
Speaker 6: you're a real lollipop enthusiast.
Speaker 2: Good for you, Champ.
Speaker 6: Sure we believe the only reasonable solution to this problem
Speaker 6: is to take part in a fair and honorable rematch.
Speaker 3: I hope this helps. It helps, indeed, and guess what.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go do it.
Speaker 2: Do you want to do it individually altogether?
Speaker 3: I just want the good old fashioned way. Just two
Speaker 3: comrades going at it too, chopper chops, shine on and
Speaker 3: wrap it really really quickly. Okay, no cheating, everything above board,
Speaker 3: ready to go. You stop. Watch there.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you didn't stop it. Just two comrades going
Speaker 2: at it.
Speaker 3: Please let me explain myself. Just a cutle of comrades
Speaker 3: going at it. Vibe what's up? Same time, the same time,
Speaker 3: same time? Okay, you caught, you caught?
Speaker 1: So no, oh my god, come on, come on.
Speaker 2: And I know you can't use your tea. I know
Speaker 2: you can't.
Speaker 1: Oh oh yes, Oh she's got it. I think she's
Speaker 1: got it.
Speaker 2: My hands are shaking.
Speaker 3: Come on, folk, folks, I think we have a winner. Congratulation.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I had it, and then I had was
Speaker 1: trying to get into the rear and then my hands
Speaker 1: started shaking.
Speaker 3: Oh jeez. Well I guess I'll just enjoy the fruits
Speaker 3: of my labor.
Speaker 1: Really really enjoy that elongated process.
Speaker 2: To the International Committee.
Speaker 3: Does it feel good to be a champion? Feels good?
Speaker 3: Does it feel satisfying? Yes, it does. Any other questions, now,
Speaker 3: that's okay. Just take this as a bit of a lesson.
Speaker 3: The good guy has always finished first, am I right?
Speaker 3: Abs absolutely.
Speaker 2: Best of three to commemorate.
Speaker 1: Best of three series.
Speaker 3: I don't think so, I don't think together.
Speaker 2: And also it's a little bit visual.
Speaker 3: Time on this day, Tuesday, knowledge on this daisy. Let's go,
Speaker 3: let's do it the drill, knuckle down, listen up, don't
Speaker 3: just rup place. No, you can't go to the toilet.
Speaker 3: All right, you go to the toilet, but you got
Speaker 3: a two minute limit. Let's start in nineteen twenty eight,
Speaker 3: let's go to your neck of the woods. Oh, they
Speaker 3: found a twelve eyed fish that was cross breeding with
Speaker 3: a poodle and the poodle was relcting. I'm just joking.
Speaker 3: Cabrey's dairy milk chocolate was first produced in Tasmania at Claremont.
Speaker 2: Yeah, see what you've done it?
Speaker 3: And then the chocolate cross bread with some bread, and
Speaker 3: then the bread had four eyes, and then I'm just
Speaker 3: trying to some funds Tuesday.
Speaker 1: I remember going to the chocolate factory at Cabrires when
Speaker 1: I was a kid, and it honestly felt like chill
Speaker 1: me in the chocolate factory because they would sell all
Speaker 1: the ones that were slightly imperfect. So you get to
Speaker 1: the end and get those little cabri roses for like
Speaker 1: five cents.
Speaker 3: Yeah, those little bits of chocolate had like three eyes.
Speaker 2: Grow up, I grow up?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I guess like me.
Speaker 2: You grow up?
Speaker 3: It's twenty three. How you grow up? How about everybody
Speaker 3: grow up? You? Particularly you driving to work? Nineteen sixty seven.
Speaker 3: Cee Lo Green was born in Atlanta, Georgia. Today is
Speaker 3: his forty eighth birthday. And there are maga and I'm
Speaker 3: like forget you.
Speaker 2: See and driving round town, et cetera.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all that sort of stuff. Two thousand, Mission Impossible
Speaker 3: Too had its Australian premiere in Sydney with Tom Cruise
Speaker 3: and his then wife Nicole Kidman in attendance. Complex character
Speaker 3: is Tom.
Speaker 2: Cruise Days of Thunder and they got together.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they were the they were probably do you reckon?
Speaker 3: They were the ultimate power couple.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I think so although could you take him
Speaker 1: seriously when he was like five inches shorter than it did?
Speaker 3: Yes, Oh that's wrong.
Speaker 2: He used to wear lips in his shoes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, taller with those little implants and the bottom of
Speaker 3: your heels.
Speaker 2: Oh geez. I wondered where you were going to get.
Speaker 3: Twenty fifteen. Doesin Fletcher from the Essen and Football plaub
Speaker 3: at the time played his four hundred and final AFL game.
Speaker 3: He was forty at the time.
Speaker 5: I'm more Yeah, the last three or four days, and
Speaker 5: then I realized, because you get a lot of messages
Speaker 5: and even here from a lot of X teammates that's
Speaker 5: you know, you had a fever to do with in earliers.
Speaker 3: So yeah, it's a big deal.
Speaker 1: Actually, bonus points if you can say what his nickname was.
Speaker 3: Is it Fletch Stretch, Stretch Dustin Stretcher, because it's really
Speaker 3: long and skinny. That makes sense exactly what I loved.
Speaker 3: And I still remember at the time that he was
Speaker 3: forty years old and people were like to caullify for
Speaker 3: the Masters games from Master's AFL, you've got to be
Speaker 3: over thirty five. Yeah, and Dustin Fletcher were still getting
Speaker 3: it done at the age of forty, but also have a.
Speaker 1: Thinking your little brain there about all those AFL footballers
Speaker 1: who don't look like AFL footballers.
Speaker 3: But he was one of them, absolutely right at the top. Yeah,
Speaker 3: had sticks for arms, he did.
Speaker 2: Yes, he did.
Speaker 3: It was built like the slender Man.
Speaker 2: What was that Bendi man who used to you know it?
Speaker 3: He's like a wacky whaling inflatable tube man.
Speaker 2: That's exactly what he was like, playing four.
Speaker 3: Hundred games for wrestling numb. One song on May thirty
Speaker 3: in two thousand and nine was a love story by
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift, enjoyed Jodie and Hagen. We're going to jump
Speaker 3: on the road very very soon thanks to our first
Speaker 3: official registration for Handball Blitz Primary School.
Speaker 1: Lucky. We've got those really big Nova jackets to take
Speaker 1: with us. Smell a little bit odd and could do
Speaker 1: with the dry cloth, but that's okay. That's the main thing.
Speaker 3: Character Building's like, what's all those marks on the jackets?
Speaker 3: That's character means we've been on a journey.
Speaker 1: That's exactly right. You were on a Casanova journey back
Speaker 1: in the day.
Speaker 3: It was original Casanova, mind you, you.
Speaker 2: Didn't wear like your shirt.
Speaker 3: A lot my ticket in it was no conventional ticket
Speaker 3: in did you look.
Speaker 2: It without your shirt on? You're fired, not evenmore.
Speaker 3: I'm a little bit sloppy. That's fine. Shut up tomorrow
Speaker 3: as well. A big show coming up, a last last
Speaker 3: opportunity to get yourself an Origin double thanks to the
Speaker 3: suburb of Origin and have it on hazy. We're going
Speaker 3: to have such a good time tomorrow night at sky
Speaker 3: City and then to the Origin.
Speaker 1: It would be so fun drink beforehand, then just wander
Speaker 1: over the bridge where we go.
Speaker 3: It's all right, just hanging out the district sky City
Speaker 3: and then mosey on over and then cheering for the blues.
Speaker 2: That's quite the Wednesday night, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, it really is all right. Also, had last day
Speaker 3: for ten k a day in May.
Speaker 2: Oh yes quick, get on board as fast as you can.
Speaker 2: Time's running out a right.
Speaker 3: Enjoy the rest of your tuesdays. Stress that enough, Andrew, Okay,
Speaker 3: good stuff, goodbye, take care night