WEBVTT - Hayesy's Audition To Replace Kochie On Sunrise

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome along, And I know what you're all expecting. You're

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<v Speaker 1>all expecting a great chopper chup rematch. Who can open

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<v Speaker 1>up the chupper chup wrapper quicker.

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<v Speaker 2>We're going to deliver.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to find out it's a rematch you've all

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<v Speaker 3>been waiting for. Still going redemption.

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<v Speaker 1>He's really like into it, isn't he?

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<v Speaker 2>In that moment?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, absolutely feeling the vibe of UFC.

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<v Speaker 1>If you ever looked at your kids and gone, what

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<v Speaker 1>is wrong with you? And why did you do that?

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<v Speaker 1>It makes absolutely no sense at all.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, regularly, Yeah, as a kid.

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<v Speaker 1>In America who did something so ridiculously stupid, it has

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<v Speaker 1>to be heard to be believed.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, we're speculating who's in the mix to potentially get

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<v Speaker 3>the new Sunrise gig. David kosh Out, who's in woll And.

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<v Speaker 1>What you did is you took your cap off and

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<v Speaker 1>you threw it into the ring.

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<v Speaker 3>I threw it in it like immediately got spat back

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<v Speaker 3>into my face. What's going on here? Who's throwing that

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<v Speaker 3>back at you?

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<v Speaker 4>Why?

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<v Speaker 2>Why not?

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<v Speaker 3>Turns out of a server. He's got a very good

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<v Speaker 3>arm on him.

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<v Speaker 2>He does. He's the.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's talk, probably one of the biggest media.

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<v Speaker 2>Moves of the year.

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<v Speaker 1>David David Kosh has announced that he's stepping down out

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<v Speaker 1>of next Friday from Sunrise, which he's been hosting for

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<v Speaker 1>twenty one years, which is a remarkable effort.

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<v Speaker 2>Two thoughts on this one.

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<v Speaker 1>A man of his age and wealth, you just would

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<v Speaker 1>get to a point, wouldn't you where you go? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to get up at three am anymore? And

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to enjoy my family. I want to

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<v Speaker 1>enjoy my kids.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think surely say three am starts? Isn't it

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<v Speaker 3>like really really early? So it's early for breakfast radio,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's next level for breakfast t day totally.

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<v Speaker 2>So there is that.

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<v Speaker 1>There is something else that I would like to put

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<v Speaker 1>to you as a member of the Seven Stable. Is

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<v Speaker 1>it a situation? Because sometimes when these things happen, it's

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<v Speaker 1>like they'll go to Koshi or go to whoever and

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<v Speaker 1>go okay, So we want to make a move. How

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<v Speaker 1>do you want to play this? Do you want to

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<v Speaker 1>step down? Or do we give you a little push back?

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<v Speaker 3>Or yeah, yeah, who knows, who knows what's happening in

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<v Speaker 3>the crowd?

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<v Speaker 2>Yells ball?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all of those types of things for the longest time.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean we probably thought that Matt Shervington was in

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<v Speaker 3>the role because I mean, the dude's just too perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you've always you've always been a big Chervo fan.

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<v Speaker 1>In fact, you described him as this not so long ago.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, aliens exist out with Matt Shervington. What do

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<v Speaker 3>you mean alien he's not that he can't be real.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh he's not real, is he? Because he's too perfect?

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't he absolutely too perfect? And the aliens have stuffed

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<v Speaker 3>up with Matt Shervington. I said, we'll send someone down there,

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<v Speaker 3>just Kevin Eye on what's happening to the Earthlings. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>we'll just No, they'll accept this bloke. I'm like, no, sorry,

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<v Speaker 3>we can't accept you. Too perfect. Yeah, he's very very perfect.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, perhaps the front runner, but maybe not a shoe in.

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<v Speaker 1>So there is some suggestion because doctor Chris Brown got

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<v Speaker 1>poached from Channel ten in February and then he's gone

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<v Speaker 1>on record to say I will start mid year my

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<v Speaker 1>role at seven. They paid a million bucks a year.

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<v Speaker 3>Two by the way, o beautiful box daw Brown. They

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<v Speaker 3>call it ridiculous. You're on him. Heid absolutely cut onions

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<v Speaker 3>on that thing.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's in the mix, but also Matt Douran, who

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<v Speaker 1>used to work at the ten news room here in

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<v Speaker 1>Adelaide for a little home.

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<v Speaker 3>No one knows in the mix. One could be in

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<v Speaker 3>the mix.

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<v Speaker 2>One could be in the mix.

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<v Speaker 3>Who knows I might be in the mix? You don't know,

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<v Speaker 3>knows what do you think I could be? Do you

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<v Speaker 3>reckon I could be in the mix? Do you think

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<v Speaker 3>that I could do Sunrise? All right?

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<v Speaker 5>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>Answer? Honestly, Let's give you a pop quiz.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, because obviously in that role you need to be

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<v Speaker 1>across a range of international and domestic issues. So can

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<v Speaker 1>I quickly just quiz a few little, few questions.

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<v Speaker 3>That you This is like when John Howard said, do

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<v Speaker 3>you reckon I could play cricket for Australia halfter that

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<v Speaker 3>time in India where he threw the board out at

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<v Speaker 3>about fifteen times.

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<v Speaker 1>Consider this as a mini audition process for the gig

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<v Speaker 1>on Sunrise.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm ready, okay, welcome to Sunrise.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a war going on in your cra I didn't

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<v Speaker 1>mean to say Ukraine, but there's a war going on.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's it between.

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<v Speaker 3>Russia and Ukraine?

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<v Speaker 2>Well done? Who fronts the Today Show?

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<v Speaker 3>What's up, hang on, I'm still getting to this pit.

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<v Speaker 3>Who fronts of Today Show? Karl and Sarah Arbor? I

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<v Speaker 3>know the opposition?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Where is the International Chappa Chump Committee?

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<v Speaker 2>Location?

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<v Speaker 3>That's an easy one'slocated in Denver, Colorado. Subs in nineteen

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<v Speaker 3>twenty seven by the great Greg Chappanowski, of course, pupa chopper.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, give yourself a tip. What does www you stand

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<v Speaker 2>for in a website browser?

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<v Speaker 3>Straight away? I'm like, well, world wrestling, world war These

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<v Speaker 3>questions are easy.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I add one? Jodie go on? Who is the

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<v Speaker 2>PM of our country at the moment?

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<v Speaker 3>The country? My god? Oh no, oh, my gosh, I

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<v Speaker 3>genuinely panic there for a second.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got one final one, and if you get this right,

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<v Speaker 1>then you could officially be announced on Monday as the

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<v Speaker 1>new host of Sunrise.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you ready?

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<v Speaker 1>What geometric shape is used for.

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<v Speaker 2>A stop sign?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it? Hang on?

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<v Speaker 1>A big career move on the line here?

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's not. It's to god, I was so glass.

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<v Speaker 1>My god, the greatest career move of all time has

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<v Speaker 1>just been thwarted by stop sign?

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<v Speaker 3>Do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 2>Never mind?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well then I guess it probably will be sure now.

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<v Speaker 2>If it's time for a winter treat, but jump on morning.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a place to go for quick Aussie getaways.

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<v Speaker 3>To me, it's just getting in the car and just

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<v Speaker 3>going for a cruise and.

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<v Speaker 2>Exploring for accommodation, flights and more. Book on the what

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<v Speaker 2>if app.

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<v Speaker 3>What If It's Ozzie for Travel.

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<v Speaker 1>A tale of absolute teenage stupidity has come across my desk,

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<v Speaker 1>and we need to talk about it, because until this

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<v Speaker 1>point in my life I always envisaged that you would

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<v Speaker 1>have been the stupidest teenager. Do you ever walk the planet?

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<v Speaker 3>How very dare you throw such truths at me?

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<v Speaker 2>He would have been a proper idiot.

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<v Speaker 3>I reckon, jeez, I look back now and be like,

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<v Speaker 3>how did I even function? How do I feel like

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<v Speaker 3>I was him smart enough to know when to breathe

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<v Speaker 3>in and out.

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<v Speaker 1>I've heard a couple of stories about you at boarding

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<v Speaker 1>school that I've just got. Oh, my kitty aunt, how

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<v Speaker 1>did you even survive your teenageers?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not sure. How do a mum and dad even

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<v Speaker 3>live with themselves? Spending out sort of money? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly right?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So the fifteen year old boy injected himself with

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<v Speaker 1>mercury in an attempt to give himself superpowers.

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<v Speaker 3>God's cross my mind.

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<v Speaker 1>He's said to have wanted to emulate Marvel X Men's

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<v Speaker 1>superhero Mercury, but instead ended up with painful ulcers that

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<v Speaker 1>refuse to heal.

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<v Speaker 2>Guess what else this little kid did?

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<v Speaker 3>What's it?

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<v Speaker 2>Guess? Just very guess what this peanut did?

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<v Speaker 3>Well? What else you need to inject become a superhero?

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<v Speaker 5>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Similar, he's got a couple of spiders and went here,

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<v Speaker 1>bite me on the arm.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how works, so I can become Spider Man.

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<v Speaker 3>That's our works.

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<v Speaker 1>You got to be very selective with the spider that

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<v Speaker 1>say that the teenage boy's brain doesn't develop to about

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<v Speaker 1>twenty two or twenty.

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<v Speaker 3>Three, I'd argue thirty five, thirty six.

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<v Speaker 1>This kid is absolute living proof. Have you ever just

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<v Speaker 1>looked at your kids and gone, why did why that bleep?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you do that?

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on that little brain of yours? Skin involved?

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<v Speaker 3>Thirteen twenty four ten? What crazy thing did your kid do?

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<v Speaker 3>Dropped the story not long ago about lotty two year

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<v Speaker 3>old who hit our keys, and we were convinced that

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<v Speaker 3>someone had put them somewhere really expensive to replace, And

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<v Speaker 3>then eventually we found it's in the bottom of the pantry.

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<v Speaker 3>And what was a dead giveaway that it was Lotty? Well,

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<v Speaker 3>it was next to a little pepper pigfi green and

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<v Speaker 3>a little doll. We asked, Lotty, you said you put

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<v Speaker 3>Sinus said yeah, yeah, yeah, you're happy mummy.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a situation where I went to clean my

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<v Speaker 1>teeth last week and I grew to my electric toothbrush,

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<v Speaker 1>put the toothpaste on and put it in my mouth

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<v Speaker 1>and it.

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<v Speaker 2>Tasted like a soap.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, what's gone on here? And so I

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<v Speaker 1>start to inspect my electric toothbrush and there's like black

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<v Speaker 1>texture scribbled all over as well. I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>this is a deep giveaway. What's the three year old

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<v Speaker 1>done with my toothbrush? So I said, honey, did you

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<v Speaker 1>take mummy's toothbrush? And she's like, I don't know. And

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<v Speaker 1>then I was like, what did you do with it?

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<v Speaker 1>And she said, I clean the shower. So she'd taken

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<v Speaker 1>my toothbrush and at the bottom of the shower had

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<v Speaker 1>just like tried to scrub the tiles.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, in her mind, she's like, so actually you owe me. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I've been working hard, mum.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at how sparkling your shower is I'll just get

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<v Speaker 1>catch you off their mum.

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<v Speaker 3>You're welk.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, it tasted awful. Thirteen twenty fourteen. We want

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<v Speaker 2>you to get involved here. Have you ever just looked

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<v Speaker 2>at your kids and thought, what'd you do that for?

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<v Speaker 2>You idiot?

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<v Speaker 3>And how did I possibly create such absolute nonsense? Let's

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<v Speaker 3>not veer off into territory. We just hating on your kids.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you know, no, it's sort of half cute things

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<v Speaker 1>like them cleaning the shower with your toothbrush, that sort

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<v Speaker 1>of vibe, you know. Thirty twenty four to ten, give

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<v Speaker 1>us call. Let's go to Maya from Wulluga. Good morning, Maya, Hi,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you good?

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<v Speaker 5>Good?

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<v Speaker 2>What did your kid do? And you just looked and went,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god?

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<v Speaker 3>Why it was my little cousin.

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<v Speaker 1>She must have been about three or four and she

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<v Speaker 1>stuck a bead up her nose?

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<v Speaker 2>What was the what was the intention there?

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<v Speaker 4>Maya?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, she when we asked her what she why she

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<v Speaker 3>did it, she just said she didn't know where to

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<v Speaker 3>put it because it feels like a good storage space sometimes,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, Yeah, she has to put beads up there.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like, oh, my bucket's are full, I've got two

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<v Speaker 3>nostrils ready to go. I've got a couple of cupbods

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<v Speaker 3>up there.

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<v Speaker 2>I got these beads. What the hell do I do

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<v Speaker 2>with them?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah? Good text line. Very busy this morning as well.

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<v Speaker 3>I for double nine nine nine on nine. This one

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<v Speaker 3>from Kelsey and Malvin. Good morning to you. Said my

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<v Speaker 3>kid was so convinced he was a wizard like Harry Potter.

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<v Speaker 3>One night he stole the kitchen broom and ran away.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not a wizard, Harry.

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<v Speaker 3>Damn it. Flightless broom too.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, here we go.

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<v Speaker 1>My kid thought, if you've got enough speed running up

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<v Speaker 1>the stairs, he'd be able to fly.

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<v Speaker 2>All he got was a broken collar boy only from Fulham.

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<v Speaker 3>That's awful when they end like that. Yeah, that's not fun,

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<v Speaker 3>not ideal?

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<v Speaker 1>Is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Not good at all? Thirteen twenty four to ten can

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<v Speaker 3>get involved with this sent sensu text as well. I

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<v Speaker 3>fall double nine one nine.

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<v Speaker 2>Kids, you have one this morning? What to do with

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<v Speaker 2>those spare beads?

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<v Speaker 5>Though?

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<v Speaker 3>Haven't you got two nostrils?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Make good use of that.

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<v Speaker 2>That's exactly right.

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<v Speaker 3>This is nover fully endorsed the just reaking story.

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<v Speaker 5>How the so much scene's is huge I love this story.

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<v Speaker 1>Some great news for Kelly Finlayson this morning. She's the

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<v Speaker 1>wife of port player Jeremy. You'd be familiar with this story, hazy.

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<v Speaker 1>She was told she had terminal bell counts cancer when

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<v Speaker 1>she was twenty five, and they said, they said to

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<v Speaker 1>her at the time, you won't see your daughter's first

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<v Speaker 1>day of school.

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<v Speaker 2>That is a lot. That is a lot too much,

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<v Speaker 2>isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's just like, so when we found out that, we

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<v Speaker 3>found out so much stuff was happening behind the scenes,

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<v Speaker 3>and obviously we cover Jeremy and what he's doing and

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<v Speaker 3>at the time as well, New play it to the club.

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<v Speaker 3>And then also when all this was happening, was playing

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<v Speaker 3>unbelievable football and was like, oh, and the first time

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<v Speaker 3>I heard him he spoke on radio a long, long

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<v Speaker 3>time ago, and it just put everything into perspective. And

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<v Speaker 3>listening to him speak about it for five minutes, you

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<v Speaker 3>were like, Wow, the little things that were stressing me

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<v Speaker 3>out mean nothing. COMPETI Finlason's are going to absolutely right.

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<v Speaker 1>So she's had a hepo chemotherapy and they did a

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<v Speaker 1>cat scan and all the scans have come back with

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<v Speaker 1>no activity, which means the cancer is still there, but

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<v Speaker 1>it's dormant, but it's not spreading. So that's really positive news.

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<v Speaker 1>And she said, and I quote, if it means that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm here to see my daughter go to school for

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<v Speaker 1>the first day or go to her twenty first that's

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<v Speaker 1>something I never would have thought would happen three months ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Until they said you've got three weeks or you've got

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<v Speaker 1>just three days. That's when obviously I'd be like sah,

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<v Speaker 1>scramble write things for Sophie's fifth, tenth, twenty first birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>But until they give me that, I was never going

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<v Speaker 1>to do it. And she said, now I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I can beat it and come out the.

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<v Speaker 3>Other end fingers ties crossed everything to the finale, sins

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<v Speaker 3>and everything heads in the right direction. But as it sounds,

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<v Speaker 3>that's really nice news.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely now Premium Mark McGowan has quit. He said, the pandemic, pandemic,

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<v Speaker 1>the pandemic, which was like what came after the pandemic.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the pandemic's cousin is the pandemic.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, so you said that when you're that's the pandemic.

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<v Speaker 2>The pandemic. Oh, this pandemic is so hard.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, he said, the pandemic has really taken it out

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<v Speaker 1>of him. He will forever be remembered for effectively shutting

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<v Speaker 1>down his state, won't he That's what he did. W A,

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<v Speaker 1>We're an island. No one's coming in, no one's going out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and over on this side of the planets, we're like,

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<v Speaker 3>what's going on with WA? Like this guy as mad

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<v Speaker 3>as a cut snake. But then all the Western Stralians like,

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<v Speaker 3>we love him. Yeah. He proved a writing was.

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<v Speaker 2>Outrageous, unbelievable, isn't it. There is some suggestion behind.

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<v Speaker 1>The scenes at the Jody and Hasey Show from certain

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<v Speaker 1>people who shall remain nameless, that he just be a

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<v Speaker 1>touch more to this about his personal life.

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<v Speaker 2>That's all I'm going to say.

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<v Speaker 1>So I don't want to get sued by the Western

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<v Speaker 1>Australian government.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh right, okay, okay, what do you mean nothing?

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<v Speaker 2>I do you want to hear from Mark?

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<v Speaker 5>Uh? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Good about it?

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<v Speaker 3>Then swiftly move along, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Adda Menzel, who played Alphabet in Wicked and Elsie in Frozen,

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<v Speaker 1>turns fifty two today.

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<v Speaker 2>She also fun facts.

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<v Speaker 1>She played Lim Michelle's Rachel Berry's mum on Glee. Did

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<v Speaker 1>you remember that but also you cannot forget this moment

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<v Speaker 1>when John Travolter presented her with an award.

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<v Speaker 4>Please welcome the wickedly talented one and only Death is

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<v Speaker 4>welcome the wickedly talented one and only.

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<v Speaker 1>John, say it hard and fast, and then you'd sound

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<v Speaker 1>like you know what you'd say.

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<v Speaker 3>Our Remember remember in a few months ago with the

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<v Speaker 3>tennis name.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just say it with confidence quickly.

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<v Speaker 3>But you can't just merge a people. Let us together,

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<v Speaker 3>please walk into the stage.

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<v Speaker 2>But you could tell his brain process.

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<v Speaker 1>He was skipping forward, you could obviously see, and he's

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<v Speaker 1>got a I don't know what that name is. So now,

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<v Speaker 1>speaking of saying things that you know aren't possibly true,

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<v Speaker 1>just a few minutes ago you said breaking down in

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<v Speaker 1>your calf raa was a real onion in the ointment,

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<v Speaker 1>and we all looked at you blankly, and when, oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>this man's an idiot.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you ganged up for me too. You didn't keep

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<v Speaker 3>those feelings to yourself like you're really verbalized. It's not

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<v Speaker 3>just yourself, but Abby, I mean you were sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel bad actually when I give you a bit

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<v Speaker 1>of stick, But then also you gave me stick all

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<v Speaker 1>the time.

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<v Speaker 2>He's some back.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, it's his favorite pastime.

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<v Speaker 2>I give you sick.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, I've never watched an episode, like a full episode

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<v Speaker 1>of the Simpsons, so that that saying doesn't count. So

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<v Speaker 1>it turns out it is an expression. So it turns

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<v Speaker 1>out we do are you some sort of apology? It

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<v Speaker 1>means obstacle or disappointment. So you were spot on, mate,

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<v Speaker 1>and also once again, well done for you garnering all

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<v Speaker 1>your knowledge from the Simpsons. Here is grandpa Abe.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's an onion in the ointment. So hang on,

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<v Speaker 2>that's a disappointment. That's definitely saying, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>Obstacle or a disappointment? For example, the way that you

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<v Speaker 3>to gang up on me is a genuine onion in

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<v Speaker 3>the ointment. Better when a says it's a genuine.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's an onion in the ointment.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh good guys, we're learning as we go. It's good,

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<v Speaker 3>isn't it? Which is exciting times, isn't it. The handball

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<v Speaker 3>Blitz we've been absolutely getting so many people to register

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<v Speaker 3>via the Nova player to become potentially the next champion

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<v Speaker 3>not just of South Australia but the world. Yeah, it's

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<v Speaker 3>a good solid stepping sign.

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<v Speaker 2>That's cool. Yeah, baby steps.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like that's a pretty natural transition to go

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<v Speaker 3>from South Australian champ to the president of the world.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think so.

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<v Speaker 3>Handball across all the schools is just so popular. Your

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<v Speaker 3>girls are into it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're right into it, fall Square.

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<v Speaker 1>They play in the playground every recess, every lunch. So

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<v Speaker 1>we are on the hunt to find South Australia's best

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<v Speaker 1>little kid who.

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<v Speaker 2>Can play handball.

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<v Speaker 1>So why don't we do this, Hazy, let's call our

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<v Speaker 1>first official contestant.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, It's Jody and Hazy from Nova. How are you, Rebecca?

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you?

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<v Speaker 3>It's away where where. This is a bit of a

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<v Speaker 3>strange call, but we're looking for your son. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Hello.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello? Is this Kai? Kai? Our little bird told us

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<v Speaker 3>that you are a potential champion in the making.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so you've registered for our handball competition, Kai? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what school you from? Athauston Primary? And what grade? Six?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>Now do you handball recess and lunch? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, how old are you Kai? I am eleven, sure

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<v Speaker 3>you might be twenty five.

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<v Speaker 4>Kai.

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<v Speaker 2>We've got some very good news for you.

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<v Speaker 1>You are the first official contestant in our handball competition.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh really.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yes, you are.

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<v Speaker 3>So much.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're going to come out and see you today.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh it's very, very sick, so we're going to come

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<v Speaker 3>out to Athleston Primary School car so we're looking forward

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<v Speaker 3>to it. Mate. Thank you so much for registering via

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<v Speaker 3>the Nova Player. And geez, I've got a good feeling

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<v Speaker 3>about you. Mate, you're the og and there's some champion

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<v Speaker 3>vibes coming out of you.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to bring out a heap of handballs and

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<v Speaker 1>heap of merch for all the kids.

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<v Speaker 2>So we'll see you today. Yeah cool, all right, we

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<v Speaker 2>won't get you to take on the principal. What do

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<v Speaker 2>you reckon? Oh yeah, yeah, on your car. We'll see

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<v Speaker 2>you soon.

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<v Speaker 3>Good, Thank you, see mate, some good staff. All right,

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<v Speaker 3>jump on the novaplayer register right now. We're going to

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<v Speaker 3>go to out to some primary school a little bit

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<v Speaker 3>later on today. Say hello to the guys. This is

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<v Speaker 3>really starting to take shape.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeez, I hope they've got an indoor gym because it

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<v Speaker 1>looks pretty grim out there. That's all right, And I

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<v Speaker 1>don't do wet weather handball.

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<v Speaker 2>I've always said that.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you what. So by the sounds of kay

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<v Speaker 3>as well, he won't be hard to find. He's the

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<v Speaker 3>kid who's got a bed and six to five guy alone. Geez,

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<v Speaker 3>we should probably take a little bit of a trip

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<v Speaker 3>down memory lane and recap what was such a dishonest week?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I mean, come on.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I never said I was a moral compass.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you know what? Do you know what the whole

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<v Speaker 3>thing about it was. I wasn't even angry. I was

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<v Speaker 3>just really disappointed. How many times did my dad say

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<v Speaker 3>that to me over the years? Yeah? It hurts, doesn't it? Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>we're talking about it. We had a little competition to

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<v Speaker 3>open a up pay a chupper chups, which are notoriously

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<v Speaker 3>so hard to happen. This is off the back of

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<v Speaker 3>you speaking about it via what the Fork?

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<v Speaker 1>What the Fork is now segment where we take every

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<v Speaker 1>day things and go, what the fork?

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<v Speaker 2>How does that happen? Why chopper chops so hard to open?

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<v Speaker 3>And we had a competition and you blatantly cheated.

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<v Speaker 2>Well with the help of Josh Morrow's the guy.

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<v Speaker 3>The dirty dog, Josh Moro.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, I think it was his idea.

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<v Speaker 1>I think he said, hey, you should put like a

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<v Speaker 1>little incision in it so it's easy for And I said, no, Josh, I.

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<v Speaker 2>Really don't want to cheat. Please don't make me.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, and I did. He teamed up well, Bonnie

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<v Speaker 3>and Clyde, weren't.

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<v Speaker 1>You Bonnie and Clyde the chopper chop will ye.

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<v Speaker 3>Look, let's take a little refresher trip down memory lane,

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<v Speaker 3>because I mean it was a really, really dishonest part

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<v Speaker 3>of this program's short history. Welcome to the studio, camera guy, Josh,

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<v Speaker 3>How go on, Josh? What did you tell him?

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<v Speaker 5>There might have been a little bit of help from

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<v Speaker 5>me for Jody. We just decided to make a small

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<v Speaker 5>incision in the wrapper of her chopper chup to assist.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, we come all.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, you with your sound effects over there? Do you

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<v Speaker 2>have the sound.

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<v Speaker 1>Effect of a dog over I'm just going I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to throw my colleague under the bus.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I've reached out. I've reached out to the Committee

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<v Speaker 3>on Committee. That's right, the international committee that accepts concerns

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<v Speaker 3>and plants for people feel wrong' shed against Chappa Chup

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<v Speaker 3>for late incidents.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know that they exist.

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<v Speaker 3>They do. Located in Denver, Colorado, established in nineteen twenty

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<v Speaker 3>seven by Ernest Chapanowski Aker. It's quite a group. First

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<v Speaker 3>of all, I'll take you through the letter that I

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<v Speaker 3>said to them. Dear Committee, it saddens me to bring

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<v Speaker 3>such a negative incident to your attention, but unfortunately my

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<v Speaker 3>hand has been forced. Recently, I was a victim of

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<v Speaker 3>fraudulent behavior that involved two wholesome and flavors some chopping

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<v Speaker 3>up lollipops. During a recent contest to open such lollipop,

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<v Speaker 3>a colleague had the audacity to slide through this steel

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<v Speaker 3>like packaging and gracefully slide the cover off in the

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<v Speaker 3>eight seconds, winning a small but meaningful contest. I believe

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<v Speaker 3>everything and everyone involved died ever so slightly such behavior,

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<v Speaker 3>and it would be appreciated if a suggestion was received

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<v Speaker 3>for a way to move forward. It's yours, faithfully, truly

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<v Speaker 3>and humbly, Andrew, Yes, go get them boys nuggets in

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<v Speaker 3>five nuggets and five indeed?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay?

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<v Speaker 3>And would you believe they responded almost to meet it?

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<v Speaker 3>What in honor of the great Papa Chapper. If you

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<v Speaker 3>don't mind, though, can you just read out the response letter?

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<v Speaker 3>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 6>Dear Andrew, thanks for getting in touch and saying that

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<v Speaker 6>how did you get our details? Anyway, it sounds like

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<v Speaker 6>you're a real lollipop enthusiast.

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<v Speaker 2>Good for you, Champ.

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<v Speaker 6>Sure we believe the only reasonable solution to this problem

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<v Speaker 6>is to take part in a fair and honorable rematch.

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<v Speaker 3>I hope this helps. It helps, indeed, and guess what.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, let's go do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to do it individually altogether?

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<v Speaker 3>I just want the good old fashioned way. Just two

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<v Speaker 3>comrades going at it too, chopper chops, shine on and

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<v Speaker 3>wrap it really really quickly. Okay, no cheating, everything above board,

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<v Speaker 3>ready to go. You stop. Watch there.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad you didn't stop it. Just two comrades going

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<v Speaker 2>at it.

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<v Speaker 3>Please let me explain myself. Just a cutle of comrades

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<v Speaker 3>going at it. Vibe what's up? Same time, the same time,

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<v Speaker 3>same time? Okay, you caught, you caught?

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<v Speaker 1>So no, oh my god, come on, come on.

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<v Speaker 2>And I know you can't use your tea. I know

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<v Speaker 2>you can't.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh oh yes, Oh she's got it. I think she's

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<v Speaker 1>got it.

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<v Speaker 2>My hands are shaking.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, folk, folks, I think we have a winner. Congratulation.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh well, I had it, and then I had was

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get into the rear and then my hands

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<v Speaker 1>started shaking.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh jeez. Well I guess I'll just enjoy the fruits

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<v Speaker 3>of my labor.

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<v Speaker 1>Really really enjoy that elongated process.

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<v Speaker 2>To the International Committee.

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<v Speaker 3>Does it feel good to be a champion? Feels good?

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<v Speaker 3>Does it feel satisfying? Yes, it does. Any other questions, now,

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<v Speaker 3>that's okay. Just take this as a bit of a lesson.

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<v Speaker 3>The good guy has always finished first, am I right?

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<v Speaker 3>Abs absolutely.

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<v Speaker 2>Best of three to commemorate.

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<v Speaker 1>Best of three series.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think so, I don't think together.

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<v Speaker 2>And also it's a little bit visual.

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<v Speaker 3>Time on this day, Tuesday, knowledge on this daisy. Let's go,

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<v Speaker 3>let's do it the drill, knuckle down, listen up, don't

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<v Speaker 3>just rup place. No, you can't go to the toilet.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, you go to the toilet, but you got

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<v Speaker 3>a two minute limit. Let's start in nineteen twenty eight,

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<v Speaker 3>let's go to your neck of the woods. Oh, they

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<v Speaker 3>found a twelve eyed fish that was cross breeding with

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<v Speaker 3>a poodle and the poodle was relcting. I'm just joking.

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<v Speaker 3>Cabrey's dairy milk chocolate was first produced in Tasmania at Claremont.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, see what you've done it?

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<v Speaker 3>And then the chocolate cross bread with some bread, and

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<v Speaker 3>then the bread had four eyes, and then I'm just

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<v Speaker 3>trying to some funds Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember going to the chocolate factory at Cabrires when

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<v Speaker 1>I was a kid, and it honestly felt like chill

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<v Speaker 1>me in the chocolate factory because they would sell all

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<v Speaker 1>the ones that were slightly imperfect. So you get to

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<v Speaker 1>the end and get those little cabri roses for like

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<v Speaker 1>five cents.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, those little bits of chocolate had like three eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>Grow up, I grow up?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god, I guess like me.

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<v Speaker 2>You grow up?

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<v Speaker 3>It's twenty three. How you grow up? How about everybody

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<v Speaker 3>grow up? You? Particularly you driving to work? Nineteen sixty seven.

0:25:03.800 --> 0:25:06.439
<v Speaker 3>Cee Lo Green was born in Atlanta, Georgia. Today is

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<v Speaker 3>his forty eighth birthday. And there are maga and I'm

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<v Speaker 3>like forget you.

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<v Speaker 2>See and driving round town, et cetera.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, all that sort of stuff. Two thousand, Mission Impossible

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<v Speaker 3>Too had its Australian premiere in Sydney with Tom Cruise

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<v Speaker 3>and his then wife Nicole Kidman in attendance. Complex character

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<v Speaker 3>is Tom.

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<v Speaker 2>Cruise Days of Thunder and they got together.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they were the they were probably do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 3>They were the ultimate power couple.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, I think so although could you take him

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<v Speaker 1>seriously when he was like five inches shorter than it did?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Oh that's wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>He used to wear lips in his shoes.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, taller with those little implants and the bottom of

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<v Speaker 3>your heels.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh geez. I wondered where you were going to get.

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<v Speaker 3>Twenty fifteen. Doesin Fletcher from the Essen and Football plaub

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<v Speaker 3>at the time played his four hundred and final AFL game.

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<v Speaker 3>He was forty at the time.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm more Yeah, the last three or four days, and

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<v Speaker 5>then I realized, because you get a lot of messages

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<v Speaker 5>and even here from a lot of X teammates that's

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<v Speaker 5>you know, you had a fever to do with in earliers.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, it's a big deal.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually, bonus points if you can say what his nickname was.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it Fletch Stretch, Stretch Dustin Stretcher, because it's really

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<v Speaker 3>long and skinny. That makes sense exactly what I loved.

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<v Speaker 3>And I still remember at the time that he was

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<v Speaker 3>forty years old and people were like to caullify for

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<v Speaker 3>the Masters games from Master's AFL, you've got to be

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<v Speaker 3>over thirty five. Yeah, and Dustin Fletcher were still getting

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<v Speaker 3>it done at the age of forty, but also have a.

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<v Speaker 1>Thinking your little brain there about all those AFL footballers

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<v Speaker 1>who don't look like AFL footballers.

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<v Speaker 3>But he was one of them, absolutely right at the top. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>had sticks for arms, he did.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, he did.

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<v Speaker 3>It was built like the slender Man.

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<v Speaker 2>What was that Bendi man who used to you know it?

0:26:48.640 --> 0:26:50.760
<v Speaker 3>He's like a wacky whaling inflatable tube man.

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<v Speaker 2>That's exactly what he was like, playing four.

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<v Speaker 3>Hundred games for wrestling numb. One song on May thirty

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<v Speaker 3>in two thousand and nine was a love story by

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<v Speaker 3>Taylor Swift, enjoyed Jodie and Hagen. We're going to jump

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<v Speaker 3>on the road very very soon thanks to our first

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<v Speaker 3>official registration for Handball Blitz Primary School.

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<v Speaker 1>Lucky. We've got those really big Nova jackets to take

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<v Speaker 1>with us. Smell a little bit odd and could do

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<v Speaker 1>with the dry cloth, but that's okay. That's the main thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Character Building's like, what's all those marks on the jackets?

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<v Speaker 3>That's character means we've been on a journey.

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<v Speaker 1>That's exactly right. You were on a Casanova journey back

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<v Speaker 1>in the day.

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<v Speaker 3>It was original Casanova, mind you, you.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't wear like your shirt.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot my ticket in it was no conventional ticket

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<v Speaker 3>in did you look.

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<v Speaker 2>It without your shirt on? You're fired, not evenmore.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm a little bit sloppy. That's fine. Shut up tomorrow

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<v Speaker 3>as well. A big show coming up, a last last

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<v Speaker 3>opportunity to get yourself an Origin double thanks to the

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<v Speaker 3>suburb of Origin and have it on hazy. We're going

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<v Speaker 3>to have such a good time tomorrow night at sky

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<v Speaker 3>City and then to the Origin.

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<v Speaker 1>It would be so fun drink beforehand, then just wander

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<v Speaker 1>over the bridge where we go.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all right, just hanging out the district sky City

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<v Speaker 3>and then mosey on over and then cheering for the blues.

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<v Speaker 2>That's quite the Wednesday night, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it really is all right. Also, had last day

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<v Speaker 3>for ten k a day in May.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes quick, get on board as fast as you can.

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<v Speaker 2>Time's running out a right.

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<v Speaker 3>Enjoy the rest of your tuesdays. Stress that enough, Andrew, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>good stuff, goodbye, take care night