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Speaker 2: Podcast?

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Speaker 3: It is fitsy member with Cap Richie for your Wednesday podcast. Today,

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Speaker 3: we're talking about filming at the gym. I love filming

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Speaker 3: of the gyms.

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Speaker 4: Not me.

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Speaker 3: Well, I had a story of filming gym. There's a

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Speaker 3: guy that I know, Jim, and he's just a lovely

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Speaker 3: film really and I had plenty of well, I have

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Speaker 3: videos to show you, guys, But I don't think it's

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Speaker 3: with the topic. No, that's not that's different. It's filming

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Speaker 3: in there looking flexibly. Oh my god, he's doing he's

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Speaker 3: got one less rib.

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Speaker 4: Okay's getting to know himself really well without a mirror. Anyway,

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Speaker 4: we're talking about filming at the gym and people's obsession

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Speaker 4: with taking selfies. That is the issue. And some of

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Speaker 4: the positions the camera is placed in where you can

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Speaker 4: see far too much. But don't get me wrong, give

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Speaker 4: us another squad you Jim more gym.

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Speaker 2: That is on the podcast with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 4: Let's talk about this doctor who's got a huge following

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Speaker 4: on TikTok and he's quite good because he breaks things

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Speaker 4: down in a very simple fashion. His page is called

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Speaker 4: Motivational Doc and he's this bloke here fits he comes

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Speaker 4: up with all sorts of different theories and ideas about

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Speaker 4: how to do things better, and he's focusing on sleep

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Speaker 4: at the moment. Whenever I see an article on sleep

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Speaker 4: or a video, I go, mate, I mean show me everything,

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Speaker 4: tell me everything you've got. If I can do it

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Speaker 4: one percent better than I'm interested.

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Speaker 3: We were talking to the team from Black Mare's yesterday

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Speaker 3: because they've got some sleep.

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Speaker 4: They've got a deep sleep pill coming here.

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Speaker 3: They've got a pill coming out, and they said, I

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Speaker 3: think he's got these right up your rally, and I said, yes, definitely.

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Speaker 4: They've got one coming out to get to sleep. And

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Speaker 4: then there's the deep sleep, a.

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Speaker 5: Beauty sleep.

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Speaker 3: If you would like a beauty sleep, and a little

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Speaker 3: bit of a better sleep throwing that as well.

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Speaker 5: I said, I'm all into my just I'll do you.

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Speaker 3: Now that She said, that's not how you do it.

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Speaker 3: You just pick one and you relax.

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Speaker 4: Okay. So this doctor's come out and said I've got

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Speaker 4: the fail proof way to get to sleep. And it

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Speaker 4: makes sense because it's about your pulse and what you

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Speaker 4: have to do. So it's all based around the wrist

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Speaker 4: and where you have to place your thumb and squeeze

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Speaker 4: between the two tendons that you.

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Speaker 5: Can fill your pulse. Okay, I'll let.

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Speaker 4: Him explain a bit more.

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Speaker 6: Want to fall asleep quick?

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Speaker 4: This is what you need to do.

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Speaker 6: Three fingerlings right at the crease of the wrist, the

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Speaker 6: bottom part of the finger, right down here. Take your

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Speaker 6: point right there, right between the two tenants. You're going

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Speaker 6: to go up and down like this. Do that for

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Speaker 6: about one minute. Then just hold that point, close your

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Speaker 6: eyes and watch how you drift off to sleep.

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Speaker 4: No, I'm not with a closed fist. I'm going to

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Speaker 4: stop doing it now because I nearly dropped off when

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Speaker 4: he says three fingers, So he's really just giving you

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Speaker 4: the length down that you go from your hand if

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Speaker 4: you were if you were thrown by that part of

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Speaker 4: the audio. And then you take your thumb and you're

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Speaker 4: popping in between those two attendants that you could feel

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Speaker 4: those two main tendons running down on your wrist. Tom,

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Speaker 4: you would know the name for those tendons, tendon A

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Speaker 4: and B. And then you just rub up and down

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Speaker 4: like that as if you were massaging something.

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Speaker 5: What a load of crap.

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Speaker 4: And I just say so that is that I nearly

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Speaker 4: went again.

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Speaker 3: Oh No, you just need to keep talking, and most

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Speaker 3: people will fall asleep. The thing is is when when

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Speaker 3: you get these directions to fall asleep. Unfortunately my mind,

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Speaker 3: it're just racists. He goes, Okay, so I've got around

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Speaker 3: about ten sounds, go to sleep. Now I'm down to

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Speaker 3: five seconds and oh I'm wide away looking at the roof.

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Speaker 4: Go again or you're right? Fits. He does in his

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Speaker 4: next video recommend you listen to the Fits podcast.

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Speaker 5: What if dot Com helps us? He's make the most

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Speaker 7: Buffet, Jump on the what if app and get started.

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Speaker 5: What if it's Auzzy for travel? Harry Styles was on Cougie.

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Speaker 5: Yes he was.

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Speaker 7: The crowds were screaming no madam U. Saws has released

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Speaker 7: their new Harry Styles or a Harry Styles wax figure.

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Speaker 4: It looks very happy.

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Speaker 5: He was very popular down at Cougie yesterday.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, with the mouth open like that, you

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Speaker 4: could actually go up and kiss him.

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Speaker 3: You should have that out in front of the cookie pavilion.

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Speaker 3: Geezy'd yet it being lined up?

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Speaker 5: Won't you? You could?

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Speaker 7: I don't think you're allowed to touch them. That's that's

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Speaker 7: the whole point. They cost a lot of money to make.

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Speaker 7: It's from his concert. He's kind of I guess mid

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Speaker 7: song with that cheeky Harry Styles action shot green but

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Speaker 7: just a bit dead in the army.

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Speaker 5: We're still in.

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Speaker 4: Business with Madame Toss. They listened to the show because

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Speaker 4: I have a message for them, really, really loud and clear.

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Speaker 4: Where's the Kate Richie statue?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 7: I don't, don't.

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Speaker 4: You've got you got a royalty and then you don't

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Speaker 4: have a wax version of Kate.

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Speaker 7: Richie has one, and he has absolutely deserve he deserves it.

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Speaker 3: We've seen the ramar one and it's always fun.

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Speaker 5: You know, when you get a photo and it looks

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Speaker 5: like you're grab and raised barm or something like that.

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Speaker 7: That's what you're worried about.

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Speaker 5: Dangers Kahan in a headline.

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Speaker 4: People don't I'm biting Kate Richie's.

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Speaker 5: Nose for you?

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Speaker 7: Yeah? Nothing, nothing at all. I've got a story about

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Speaker 7: the gym. Guys. Are you heading there today?

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Speaker 4: When am I not?

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Speaker 5: I'll see you there.

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Speaker 7: Man, you've got a home gym.

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Speaker 4: Though home gym. But the good thing is too is

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Speaker 4: the research. And we've been talking about this the amount

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Speaker 4: of weight you can lose sleeping, so I'm working on

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Speaker 4: that and got an infrared sauna so I can actually

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Speaker 3: Didn't you just tell us that you bought a brand

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Speaker 3: new treadmill. It broke, you had to pay another seven

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Speaker 4: I was wrapped with that.

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Speaker 7: We had a treadmill inside for a while and I

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Speaker 4: Mum's got one of those really would close for the delivering.

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Speaker 7: Room, but I am in the market for a new one.

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Speaker 7: Do you have a gym at home? Fits?

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Speaker 5: No, I do.

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Speaker 3: I do a couple of I do some things outside,

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Speaker 3: but I don't have any real gym gear.

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Speaker 5: Sorry. We've got a pilates reformer.

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Speaker 7: Oh that's right. We were talking about that yesterday. But

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Speaker 7: do you use that?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I get stuck into it.

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Speaker 7: Well, I mean I haven't been for a while. Let's

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Speaker 7: be honest. If you get about shift and steel, no,

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Speaker 7: but I do want to hear from people if you

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Speaker 7: have any thoughts about something that I loathe, which is

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Speaker 7: people using their mobile phone cameras in the gym. Now

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Speaker 7: as well, all you have to do is flick through

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Speaker 7: social media and you realize that there are so many

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Speaker 7: people out there who are not just going to the

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Speaker 7: gym to work out, you know, either you know, gain weight,

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Speaker 7: lose weight, get fit, feel better, all of that start

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Speaker 7: and followers gain followers.

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Speaker 5: The mirror selfie or are they there or.

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Speaker 7: Self selfies, but also vis like I mean, how many

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Speaker 7: videos have we seen of people, you know, without being rude,

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Speaker 7: woman who is I don't know if you've seen the

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Speaker 7: but there doesn't seem to be an age floating around.

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Speaker 7: I'm going to say she's in her sixties or seventies.

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Speaker 7: She split her time between London and Brazil. She was

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Speaker 7: in a Brazilian gym and she was told, hey, come on, hey,

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Speaker 7: you got to stop filming your session because, whether you

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Speaker 7: like it or not, unless it's a quiet day, you're

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Speaker 7: not only filming you, you're filming other people in the background.

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Speaker 7: I know, I've been at the gym where I know

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Speaker 7: people aren't filming me, but everyone's got big cameras out.

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Speaker 7: It's meant to be a safe space in there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you know. The only kind of gym video that

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Speaker 7: Doing her footcase or something like that.

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Speaker 5: Leno, can you find ex salor the exhaler.

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Speaker 3: There's this old guy at my gym and man, he

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Speaker 3: exhale when you're exerting pressure. Yeah, this guy was unbelieved.

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Speaker 3: Listen to the exailor.

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Speaker 5: I was right next to him.

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Speaker 3: He blew out an ear drunk he was only lifting

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Speaker 3: through Q blew a vow he put along, put a vow.

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Speaker 7: Do me a favor. Put your phones away when you

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Speaker 7: go to the gym today, I mean, and do the

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Speaker 7: workout for yourself.

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Speaker 4: Well said, take your photo at home.

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Speaker 7: It sits in and with you.

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Speaker 2: With cap Ridge podcast.

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Speaker 3: Looks like we've lost the Commonwealth Games. Well, Melbourne's lost

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Speaker 3: the Commonwealth Games. Sydney don't want it. Now we've got

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Speaker 3: our premiere. Chris Min's coming in today. We will be

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Speaker 3: pressuring Chris. Come on mate, come on, this will be

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Speaker 3: a good time. Chris.

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Speaker 4: We're going to need a billion dollars. I give us

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Speaker 4: one hand.

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Speaker 5: Why can't we share this? Look?

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Speaker 3: I can understand. You know, Dan Andrews has made a

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Speaker 3: couple of mistakes here. First of all, he didn't fix

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Speaker 3: the price. I mean, when you get a quote to

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Speaker 3: do renots on your house, you fix the price early,

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Speaker 3: you know, because it's always going to blow out. Trains

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Speaker 3: are really hard to lockdown at the moment.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, And he's gone with the wrong supplies. He's stuffed up.

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Speaker 4: He's imported the timber.

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Speaker 3: How expensive timber is at the moment, and it's so

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Speaker 3: hard to find.

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Speaker 4: It's a plumbing quote. I think it was a plumbing quote.

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Speaker 4: He didn't realize what it would be. It's so disappointing

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Speaker 4: and it is such a shame for all the rural

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Speaker 4: areas that we're going to receive infrastructure and the boom

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Speaker 4: for the economy and the upgrade to their facilities, all

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Speaker 4: of that is gone done and dusted. Not to mention

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Speaker 4: You've got seventy two different countries and territories involved in this,

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Speaker 3: Yet it is well no, well wait up, I mean

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Speaker 5: But you know what, the comm Games it's a bit

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Speaker 5: Nothing for I don't think we would mate of course.

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Speaker 3: Would get amongst them, did you see in the crowds

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Speaker 5: Well that's you've never seen one in your life?

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Speaker 4: Why I would love to.

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Speaker 3: But see, this is the thing I don't. Why pay

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Speaker 3: But you don't need to spend that kind of money.

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Speaker 3: We'll ask Chris Mens today. We've got the facilities here,

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Speaker 5: Well, this is the thing.

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Speaker 3: Would you rather lose two billion dollars that could go

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Speaker 4: Schools that wasn't part of the hospital and school budget.

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Speaker 4: It's a completely different thing. It's such a washover to

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Speaker 3: It was never allocated for schools on health. No, but

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Speaker 3: this is a separate budget. They did, they had it,

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Speaker 5: They don't have the money for They just.

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Speaker 4: They've got it wrong. And the poor Commonwealth Games scene

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Speaker 3: But Barry Cassidy did a funny tweet yesterday he said,

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Speaker 5: I love them.

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Speaker 3: Why are you getting rid of the event as you

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Speaker 3: liberal supporters give us stuff about the commonwn't I.

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Speaker 4: Don't think it's a political thing.

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Speaker 3: Well it's now that's why you sit back and say

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Speaker 3: all right, well if it's not going to work for Melbourne.

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Speaker 3: It's like we're sitting here now saying if we could

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Speaker 4: I don't care which side of the fence you want

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Speaker 5: What if it blows out a couple of bill here?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 3: And it might because we still have to house that

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Speaker 3: Would you be happy for the government to spend that money.

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Speaker 4: It depends what it brings into. I don't know the

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Speaker 3: Well, if everyone's saying no, you know to it? What

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Speaker 3: I mean Dan Andrews are saying no because he's got

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Speaker 3: wouldn't have a clue. I wouldn't have a clue.

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Speaker 4: But like we were saying, why can't we have the

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Speaker 5: Field up here?

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Speaker 4: Brisbane's looking good, they're preparing for thirty thirty two. We've

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Speaker 5: Have you qualified for the shop?

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Speaker 4: You have? Again? I missed out on the hammer throw.

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Speaker 8: He's just ri it's just annoyed because it's an afront

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Speaker 8: of the king. Wouldn't it happen if Queeny was still alive?

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Speaker 8: That's a fair now the king? No one cares that.

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Speaker 8: Has anyone got a comment from Charles?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 3: He loves the Commonwealth First Games and we've given it back.

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Speaker 4: Doesn't christ Church put the hand up?

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Speaker 5: No? They said New Zealand have pulled out as well.

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Speaker 3: No, this is the you know, the real tricky thing

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Speaker 5: I don't think this would happen. But if the Commonwealth

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Speaker 5: Games go forever.

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Speaker 3: Because of this, you will be known as the guy

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Speaker 3: kill that killed the Commonwealth. As in Melbourne, they'll find

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Speaker 5: Do it like an athletics carnival.

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Speaker 4: Where do where do you want it to be?

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Speaker 5: It would be so good you get somewhere. Locals measuring

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Speaker 4: Hereday, you know if you've shut down the cake store

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Speaker 4: to come and help out with the shot put.

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Speaker 5: Imagine the line up to the canton.

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Speaker 4: Oh, it's just the one food truck with.

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Speaker 2: Kate Ritchie podcast.

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Speaker 4: What are the chances? God, I love the guys. Chance

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Speaker 4: to coincidence. Let's rip into a Gabby in Forestville. Hello, Gab,

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Speaker 4: good morning Gab. We want your story. What is it

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Speaker 9: This is actually my dad. He probably about maybe thirty

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Speaker 9: was doing some rock fishing. Right fish, you know, got

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Speaker 9: got hold of the line, took off and before he

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Speaker 5: I've seen that before.

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Speaker 3: I've seen a rod being taken by huge fish and gone.

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Speaker 7: Be a pretty big size.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, yeah, that's what else you've got for us caves.

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Speaker 9: So the next week he went back and went fishing again,

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Speaker 9: and you wouldn't believe it. He got hold of something

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Speaker 9: it's his all rod.

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Speaker 7: Week.

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Speaker 5: Was the fish on the line still?

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Speaker 9: No, it wasn't, I asked him, and he said no.

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Speaker 9: He would have loved the fish to be still there.

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Speaker 3: But he got his thunderstick back, you know what I mean?

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Speaker 3: A week A week got a shimano. But under the

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Speaker 4: It down washed the salt out ready to fishing in.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, but they are built.

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Speaker 4: Give a man a rod.

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Speaker 1: I've been together for three years. But honor anniversary is

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Speaker 5: See that's not a good day. I'm sorry.

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Speaker 7: So which anniversary you're wedding or you're dating anniversary.

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Speaker 1: Dating anniversary, so you will.

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Speaker 3: Never forget unfortunately your rex's birthday because it's the same

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Speaker 1: But it's kind of funny because like we didn't leave

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Speaker 4: As I think, does just one percent of you miss

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Speaker 9: Not even that would be do you think about him?

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Speaker 7: How often do you think about him?

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Speaker 5: The other one as well was September eleven. Now as well,

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Speaker 3: Are Yeah, it's tough, those days would be tough. They

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Speaker 3: It's it's a five out of ten for me. Chris

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Speaker 10: Hey guys, how are you very strong?

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Speaker 4: Mate? That's good?

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Speaker 5: What do you go story? What are the chances you're

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Speaker 7: So he wants to be married.

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Speaker 4: She's tried to get rid of his wedding ring, and

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Speaker 4: you just keep finding it like.

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Speaker 7: A little homing pigeon. That wedding ring.

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Speaker 3: You probably could have got out with finding it underneath

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Speaker 4: He's found it twice. It's even better.

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Speaker 7: What do you mean where did he find it the

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Speaker 5: I just don't know. If there's just too much Mayo

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Speaker 4: I believe it. I'm buying Chris.

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Speaker 10: There's no point, no point to lie.

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Speaker 4: To be honest with you.

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Speaker 5: Do you swear that that actually happened? That's a real story.

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Speaker 10: I can give you my mom's phone number if.

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Speaker 7: There are well.

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Speaker 5: That means Chris is the winner. We've got to give

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Speaker 5: it to him.

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Speaker 4: But you've got a buddy. Congratulations.

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Speaker 3: You've got a family double pass to go to the

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Speaker 3: Sydney Taranas with the Sydney Zoo.

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Speaker 5: And then also, Chris, we're going to send you to

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Speaker 5: the Barbie movie, which will be great. Everyone's raving about you.

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Speaker 4: And take your mom, Chris, see you, buddy.

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Speaker 2: You're listening to the Fits and Whipper with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 5: Kate.

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Speaker 3: One of the greatest scenes from a movie Lloyd Christmas

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Speaker 3: in the van Dumb and Dumber. This scene, Hey, why

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Speaker 3: you hear the most annoying sound in the world.

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Speaker 4: My three year can challenge that.

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Speaker 5: I well, this is what I what I want to.

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Speaker 3: I think I have found the most annoying sound in

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Speaker 3: the world.

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Speaker 7: We can't do this break with whip here because I'm

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Speaker 7: in the room.

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Speaker 3: Okay, because a lot of people immediately go to the

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Speaker 3: nails on a chalkboard.

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Speaker 4: Oh wow?

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Speaker 5: What about this one? When you're trying to get to sleep?

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Speaker 5: That is the worst.

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Speaker 4: You wake up with black eyes because you punched the

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Speaker 4: hell out of yourself.

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Speaker 7: What about chewing with your mouth open? Oh yeah, that

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Speaker 7: when you hear that.

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Speaker 4: Besides, have you ever had Tom Ivey whisper in your ear?

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Speaker 5: What about what he whispers? That's also.

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Speaker 3: This one that gives me chills every time I hear it.

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Speaker 5: Jordan's springs are two carcats I found.

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Speaker 7: That's mean. That is so.

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Speaker 5: Minding moment.

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Speaker 4: That's that's a quit life one that was.

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Speaker 5: This one's terrific as well. What about this one when

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Speaker 5: you're down the pub? You don't want to hear this.

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Speaker 7: The bar tad sign? Is it? Okay? Good?

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Speaker 5: Okay, I've got one for you.

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Speaker 4: Here we go.

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Speaker 3: You're on a plane and you know when you just

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Speaker 3: want to relax on a plane, you want to read something,

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Speaker 3: or you might have a bit of a kip. You

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Speaker 3: realize you're on a plane with a certain type of people, right,

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Speaker 3: and they're all and someone gets up starts performing, and

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Speaker 3: they're all Taylor swift Fast.

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Speaker 12: I've been looking for all They are all Swifties on

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Speaker 12: a Southwest Airlines flight from Denver to Salt Lake City

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Speaker 12: and they're all coming back from watching their idol perform

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Speaker 12: in Colorado.

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Speaker 7: Are they only people that have been to the concert?

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Speaker 7: Or are there randoms on there as well?

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Speaker 3: It's random down the bow who's just reading his book.

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Speaker 3: I would rather have baby crying straight into my ear.

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Speaker 4: Be careful what you say, mate, because you're almost you're

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Speaker 4: almost stepping into the territory of flash mobs. Now, last

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Speaker 4: time you did that, we organized a flash mob to

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Speaker 4: follow you for a week. I hate Have you seen

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Speaker 4: that footage?

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Speaker 7: Code?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god? Can we get that back up on

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Speaker 4: social media? FITZI spent the day getting around no idea

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Speaker 4: flash mob banks.

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Speaker 5: I didn't know where to look.

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Speaker 3: They were really popping as well, and getting right into it, really.

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Speaker 7: Just dancing, seeing just randomly popping up wherever you are.

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Speaker 3: Minutes later, they're still dancing. Okay, the jokes.

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Speaker 4: You know, he's gone to get some food next thing.

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Speaker 4: You know, he's at the gym, the flash Bob's there,

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Speaker 4: He's arrived, time to put into his driveway. Who should be.

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Speaker 7: To see that?

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Speaker 4: It was an absolute truth with her.

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Speaker 2: With Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 4: In a massive radio exclusive.

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Speaker 13: You can win Kate.

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Speaker 2: Kate Ritchie's impresson.

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Speaker 10: That don't be him.

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Speaker 5: I feel like Kate's She's a bit offered at the moment.

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Speaker 5: The last couple of days, you have not been impressed

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Speaker 5: Kate Richie.

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Speaker 7: Well, you were surprised at the person I was impressed

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Speaker 7: with yesterday.

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Speaker 4: He couldn't sing, but you put him through.

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Speaker 7: But you know what I loved about it. You don't

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Speaker 7: have to have a one top shelf talent impress me.

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Speaker 7: You just have to. I mean, you can impress me

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Speaker 7: with the fact that you're just having a go.

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Speaker 4: Have a talent or skill to impress. It can't be

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Speaker 4: like the other guy who rang saying I own a

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Speaker 4: helicopter in South Australia and you were very impressed and

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Speaker 4: willing to leave your whole life here for him.

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Speaker 7: Yeah. Look, I'm quite quite open to those calls. But

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Speaker 7: if they could DM me privately on my Instagram, that

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Speaker 7: would be much more different.

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Speaker 3: Preferable and Maurriywood. Hi, Hailey, Hi, all right, you need

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Speaker 3: to impress Kate. What can you do?

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Speaker 11: I can lick my elbow?

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Speaker 7: But how are we going to? I mean do it now,

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Speaker 7: but I don't know how it can work out, whether

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Speaker 7: this is for real?

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Speaker 5: Tom's got it sick.

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Speaker 4: You have a short arm or a long tongue.

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Speaker 5: Okay, wow, that's amazing.

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Speaker 7: So the tip of your tongue, oh jeez, I'm close

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Speaker 7: touches that. I can you have a go fit Sea

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Speaker 7: if you can do it?

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Speaker 5: I can.

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Speaker 4: I can lick Kate's elb that's different.

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Speaker 7: You can lick my toes. That's actually quite a talent.

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Speaker 5: I could lick WHI his nose with my elbow if

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Speaker 5: you're on.

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Speaker 4: That's something different all together again, Hailey, that's quite a skill.

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Speaker 7: Thank you for the video. We're looking at your tongue now,

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Speaker 7: and you have a nice long tongue.

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Speaker 5: Like beautiful hair too. Hoighly. I like you.

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Speaker 1: You it's a recent development.

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Speaker 7: Yeah you're liking it being blonde.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, actually just saved it recently. I did the

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Speaker 1: world go to shave.

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Speaker 9: Thank you for playing around with different colors, different styles.

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Speaker 3: Can I say short hair suits you, Haley, stick with it, Laura,

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Speaker 3: whatever you want to do, your beautiful Hailey.

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Speaker 4: I miss you.

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Speaker 7: Oh wow, I can.

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Speaker 5: Let's move on to a vonn now In Kolara, a

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Speaker 5: von In Press Kate.

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Speaker 11: Oh hello, good morning, good morning. Well look, I know

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Speaker 11: I follow pay It on Instagram and I know how

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Speaker 11: important family is to her and building a relationship with

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Speaker 11: her daughter. She spends a lot of time with her

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Speaker 11: and does great things and create beautiful memory.

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Speaker 5: That's true.

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Speaker 11: Oh so many years ago, when I first met my husband,

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Speaker 11: he actually owned a Subaru Impressure. Well yeah, it was

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Speaker 11: a white one and it was one you know that

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Speaker 11: has a little pop up lights that only pop up

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Speaker 11: when you need them and then they call back down.

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Speaker 11: He loved that car. He had to part with it

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Speaker 11: because you know, it just got beyond repairing. But you know,

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Speaker 11: let's past forward twenty years and our son is about

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Speaker 11: to have his twentieth birthday. How nice would it be

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Speaker 11: for my son to have a Subaru impressor that he

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Speaker 11: could spend time with his dad? Boggling and carrying on over.

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Speaker 7: Are you trying on my heart strength? That's what you're doing?

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Speaker 4: Okay, Where is the impressive part of on like impress her.

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Speaker 7: I think she's impressing me with the fact that she

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Speaker 7: she's I mean, she's sees a good she knows a

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Speaker 7: good mum when she sees she's a fellow, wonderful mother

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Speaker 7: thinking about her twenty year old son. I mean, it's

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Speaker 7: not a party tree.

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Speaker 4: It's close to begging. It's close to begging. That's what

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Speaker 4: concerns me. That and it's weird.

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Speaker 7: Look, you're touching. Stories are wasted on these guys. But

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Speaker 7: I'm hearing you loud and clear.

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Speaker 3: You're not impressing whips. You might be a chance of getting.

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Speaker 5: Through on good. It's funny Linda and Penrith. You need

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Speaker 5: to impress Kate.

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Speaker 7: Linda, Good morning, morning Linda. What do you got for me?

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Speaker 13: I think this will impress you, Kate, but I know

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Speaker 13: you'll be also impressed by this two whipper. I've a

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Speaker 13: little riddle to share with you.

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Speaker 4: Yes, So.

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Speaker 13: What is greater than God? The rich wanted, the poor

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Speaker 13: have it, and if you eat it you die?

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Speaker 4: What is rich greater than God? Can you say?

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Speaker 13: Okay, so what is greater than God? The rich wants it,

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Speaker 13: the poor have it, and if you eat it you die?

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Speaker 3: Is rich the rich Wanter and the poor have it?

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Speaker 4: Can I have a guest, Linda?

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Speaker 9: Correct? Go for it?

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Speaker 4: Nothing?

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Speaker 7: Yes?

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Speaker 13: Got it?

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Speaker 7: Perfect?

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Speaker 4: Wow, absolutely nothing.

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Speaker 5: That is the best riddle we've had for you.

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Speaker 7: We should get Linda on to do riddle time for.

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Speaker 11: You.

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Speaker 4: Got the host ride here?

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Speaker 5: How are you feeling? How are you feeling?

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Speaker 7: That was not me by the way I beg your pardon? Well,

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Speaker 7: what do you guys think?

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Speaker 5: It's up to you? Mate?

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Speaker 4: Another three stinkers?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: Whoa this?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 1: You know what?

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Speaker 7: You know what impresses me? Not only can she lick

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Speaker 7: her elbow, but she shaved her head. That's true for charity,

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Speaker 7: and I think we have to put Haley in.

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Speaker 4: Haley with the short hair and the huge tongue. Congratulations elbows.

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Speaker 5: Do you know what?

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Speaker 3: If Haley can win that car just by licking her elbow,

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Speaker 3: that is a great story.

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Speaker 7: The world is a great place of stuff like that

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Speaker 7: still happens. We all need a bit of modern licking

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Speaker 7: an elbow, Tom that is not actually falling apart at

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Speaker 7: the moment, because we really want the car to go

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Speaker 7: to someone who needs it as well. So that's fantastic

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Speaker 7: tongue your own.

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Speaker 5: Elbow, Tom, has you up?

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Speaker 3: As a screen on your phone, and that's where I

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Speaker 3: would be getting very nervous.

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Speaker 4: Because he can see you right now.

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Speaker 7: We're looking at you, Haley.

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Speaker 5: It's really not funny.

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Speaker 3: Second, yeah, look, it's before the court thirteen twenty fourteen.

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Speaker 3: If you do have a special gift or a story

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Speaker 3: or anything that you can do to impress Kate, you

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Speaker 3: can win her in pressa or you can register on

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Speaker 3: the Nova Player app Finzi and.

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Speaker 2: Whipper with Kate Ritchie.

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Speaker 7: Hey, that's a secret podcast password.

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Speaker 3: If you want to get your hands on stacks of

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Speaker 3: great prizes, just head over to our Instagram stories at

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Speaker 3: FITZI Whipper Kate and into this password.

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Speaker 5: Today's password is.

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Speaker 2: We Finsium Whipper with Kate Ritchie podcast.

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Speaker 3: I'm fascinated by this and I'd love to hear your course.

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Speaker 3: There's nothing more entertaining if you're at a wedding and

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Speaker 3: someone gets up for speeches and there's an inappropriate joke.

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Speaker 5: That's a beauty, isn't it. So it's usually about past relationships, Kate.

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Speaker 7: I don't think it's out. I think that stuff is

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Speaker 7: ridiculous and out of bounds and just don't go there.

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Speaker 4: That's that's yet.

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Speaker 7: Bucks night.

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Speaker 3: I agree, I agree, But if you've been at a

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Speaker 3: wedding with an inappropriate joke from anyone like the father

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Speaker 3: in law or whoever was there thirteen twenty four to ten.

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Speaker 4: Has Kate heard the story about your mate who I

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00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:12,320
Speaker 4: think the couple had recently had a baby.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, no that was that story.

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Speaker 3: No, No, A made of mine went to a wedding

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Speaker 3: And the NC got up Kate.

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Speaker 7: And was the Did the MC know the couple?

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Speaker 3: Yes, he did, well, he was like the best man

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00:32:26,280 --> 00:32:28,040
Speaker 3: and he was MCing the wedding as well.

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Speaker 7: Wow, that's a big day for him.

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Speaker 5: The couple had just had a baby, their first child.

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Speaker 7: Lovely and out of wedlock.

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Speaker 3: The MC got up and said, what a magnificent day

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Speaker 3: where he is celebrating, you know.

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Speaker 5: The marriage of these two.

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Speaker 3: And before I start, can we just say that Emma

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Speaker 3: has just given birth to this beautiful baby girl. And

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Speaker 3: on the screen was a beautiful fight of the beautiful baby.

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Speaker 5: Girl that she'd given birth to.

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Speaker 3: Oh lovely, And then the MC said, and I just

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Speaker 3: want to inform everyone that I have just given birth

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Speaker 3: to this in cubicle three and the toilets out the

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Speaker 3: back and it was a phone of a gift in

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00:33:06,720 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 3: a toilet a big per and the father in law

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00:33:11,360 --> 00:33:13,880
Speaker 3: went straight up, grabbed the mic off him and said

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Speaker 3: that you're done.

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Speaker 4: I'll take it from here.

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Speaker 7: Thanks dad. I think that's good defending somebody's on it.

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Speaker 7: There's nothing worse but running.

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Speaker 4: I just don't know what what went through his mind

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Speaker 4: to think, I reckon, this is a great follow up

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Speaker 4: to the Beautiful Baby.

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Speaker 7: That's no drag the kids inders.

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Speaker 3: So this guy, this is on the internet. Recently, I

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Speaker 3: attended my best friend's wedding. We met as we used

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Speaker 3: to play Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter together.

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Speaker 5: Oh how good is this? How good is Mortal Kombat

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Speaker 5: together with your mates? That is so? Anyway, he was

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Speaker 5: at his mate's wedding and they were.

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Speaker 3: He was getting married to the love of his life,

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Speaker 3: but while watching the ceremony, he was talking to another

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Speaker 3: mate in the crowd and saying that the groom had

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Speaker 3: this obsession with Melina from the game Mortal Kombat.

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Speaker 5: That's Melina there.

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Speaker 3: She's hot, but she's got really sharp teeth and sh

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Speaker 3: yeah she fatality.

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Speaker 4: She she's like a cartoon character. Was weird teeth?

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Speaker 5: Yep, So he.

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Speaker 7: Could rip who was going to show you a good time,

728
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Speaker 7: but could also rip your head off.

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Speaker 5: That is the game.

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Speaker 3: And the guy said, I would always tease him that

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Speaker 3: he would rather get with Melina from the game Mortal

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Speaker 3: Kombat than be with his girlfriend at the time, fun

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Speaker 3: jokes between cooldoos.

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Speaker 7: So yeah, oh, you love her more than you even

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Speaker 7: like your own missus.

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Speaker 3: So he turned to another friend and he was telling

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Speaker 3: him this story and saying that he's still got a

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Speaker 3: bit of time. If he had his time, he would

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Speaker 3: still go for Melina. Had no idea that the mother,

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Speaker 3: the mother of the bride, was sitting right in front

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Speaker 3: of him. I heard the whole thing. She stood up

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00:34:55,800 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 3: mid ceremony and said, who the hell is Melina? Thinking

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Speaker 3: the group was still in a relationship with Melina, but

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Speaker 3: if he still had a chance, he would definitely go

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00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:10,000
Speaker 3: from Alina. The inappropriate joke got out of hand, and

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Speaker 3: then he had to go up. The guy had to

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Speaker 3: go up and explain to the priest, everything's okay. Molina

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Speaker 3: is from Mortal Kombat. She can rip your head off,

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Speaker 3: but she's not She's not going to hook up with

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Speaker 3: the grooms.

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Speaker 7: She's not a real person.

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Speaker 4: We're having a bit of alb of the lads settle down.

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Speaker 3: Mum, Michael and Lewisiam, you got an inappropriate joke you

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Speaker 3: heard in your wedding?

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Speaker 14: Yes, man. Imagine three hundred people in a room I

756
00:35:32,880 --> 00:35:36,520
Speaker 14: was caring for Greek wedding, very religious family, and the

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Speaker 14: drunken best man stands up and says, hey, a honeymoon

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Speaker 14: should only last for six days, because seven days makes

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Speaker 14: the whole week.

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Speaker 5: H O LK, God, God, God, what was the reaction

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Speaker 5: for the family's not good?

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Speaker 14: In all different languages?

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Speaker 5: Oh my God.

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Speaker 7: Don't breaking plates.

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Speaker 4: With the Oh my God, over people's heads, over that

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Speaker 4: guy's head, say.

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Speaker 7: No matter how many drinks you have had, what possesses

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Speaker 7: you to think that in that moment anything like that

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Speaker 7: is okay?

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Speaker 5: I agree.

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Speaker 14: It's like the alcohol talking.

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Speaker 9: Kate.

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Speaker 7: Oh, tell me about it, Michael.

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Speaker 5: And it's a cheap laugh, Kate. You know you might

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Speaker 5: get a little bit of.

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Speaker 3: Satisfaction for those first few seconds where that you'll see

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Speaker 3: a few blokes snigger in the crowd.

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Speaker 4: My sister what she went seven days? Just keep this

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Speaker 4: out of the National show top. She got up there

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Speaker 4: and made a joke about one of her friends who

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Speaker 4: had had an experience in a car, and she made

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Speaker 4: a joke about the fact that her friend, the boyfriend

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00:36:49,960 --> 00:36:52,640
Speaker 4: was driving the car and she must have been extremely

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Speaker 4: tired because her head kept falling onto his lap.

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Speaker 7: Attle line.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, lie down, just resting on the knee there, I

787
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:03,920
Speaker 4: think the rest gonna thigh and it just went down horribly.

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Speaker 4: Mom and dad were in the room.

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Speaker 5: The pun.

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Speaker 7: Gonna stay out of that.

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Speaker 4: My mom and dad were in the room and had

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Speaker 4: to help Louise to the side of the room as

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00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:19,520
Speaker 4: the bride stood there crying. So they had to console

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Speaker 4: her and say, Okay, you've made a mistake. You misjudged

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Speaker 4: the room. You're going to have to lift your chin

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Speaker 4: and get back out there. Apologize now, we'll clean up

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Speaker 4: the rest later. Pardon the punp and.

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Speaker 7: Just to always be conservative. I am lucky that the

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Speaker 7: MC at my wedding. I was married just outside long

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Speaker 7: Ceston and they were the only The only thing that

801
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:49,200
Speaker 7: was maybe a little bit rude but also very clever,

802
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:54,560
Speaker 7: was a very very witting, witty delivery of a joke

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Speaker 7: about a map of Tasmania and everyone finding how to get.

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Speaker 4: Well local reference.

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Speaker 5: Not everyone found.

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Speaker 2: How to get Dinsie and Whipper with Kate Ritchie is

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Speaker 2: a Nova podcast. For more great comedy shows like this,

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