Speaker 1: Good morning, Melvina.
Speaker 2: Jason Lauren, start your morning the right away.
Speaker 3: Gonna be great.
Speaker 4: Good day.
Speaker 2: This is Jason Lauren.
Speaker 3: No, you're one hundred.
Speaker 5: Well half FDA for Friday and Milne.
Speaker 2: Because let's be honest. You take your foot off the
Speaker 2: gas a little bit on a Friday.
Speaker 5: I take it off on Thursday. Oh that Wednesday for me?
Speaker 2: True or false, Lozzie, someone was sleeping. I did.
Speaker 5: But it's really weird because like, normally I wake up,
Speaker 5: my alarm goes off at four thirty, and this morning
Speaker 5: I rolled over and it was five point fifteen and
Speaker 5: there was no alarm, and I was like, yeah, but
Speaker 5: I looked at my iPhone, all fine, and it said
Speaker 5: alarm four thirty and it was on, so it was set.
Speaker 5: I think I must have just done it in my sleep,
Speaker 5: turned it off, Like.
Speaker 2: Can we get stage jobs on the phone.
Speaker 5: Anyway. I wear an aura, which lots of people are
Speaker 5: wearing now, and it tracks your sleep, and it tracks
Speaker 5: you this and that and everything else. I just use
Speaker 5: it for my sleep and that normally tells me when
Speaker 5: I wake up. So it said I didn't even wake
Speaker 5: up when the alarm went off. Anyway, I'm here, but
Speaker 5: I did wake up at about five seventeen, and I
Speaker 5: was like, oh, this is a very quick shower. U
Speaker 5: dress and like leaving it.
Speaker 2: I'll be honest, it past five traffic.
Speaker 5: Leaving at five point thirty five traffic.
Speaker 2: Everybody, I know you're going to hate this. This a
Speaker 2: bloke's opinion. You look the same as you do when
Speaker 2: you get up an hour earlier. Well you look great,
Speaker 2: but you look the same.
Speaker 5: Well I didn't actually get ready any faster. I just
Speaker 5: got here later. But thanks, I actually look pretty ordinary
Speaker 5: in here most mornings.
Speaker 2: So nice little evening. The missus went out to the movies.
Speaker 5: So movies on Thursday. What did she say? I'm into
Speaker 5: the movie.
Speaker 2: I'm not sure. Just yeah, they've done in the cinemas
Speaker 2: now they've ripped out the first few rows and they
Speaker 2: put in raklanas like gold class. Oh yeah, so it's
Speaker 2: basically cheaper gold class. You just can't get wedges in
Speaker 2: the front.
Speaker 5: You want to the back, backs where it's out.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you just down the front.
Speaker 5: I saw Matt Damon's movie premiered in New York overnight,
Speaker 5: The Instigators. He wants to carpet with Lucy, his wife,
Speaker 5: and his four gorgeous daughters. One of his daughters actually
Speaker 5: worked on the film as well.
Speaker 2: Speaking of which, Madie Damon Maddie DayMen is joining us
Speaker 2: on the show for like half an hour come Tuesday, boys,
Speaker 2: so make sure you join us Tuesday morning for Matt Damon.
Speaker 5: Can't wait to catch up with him. He has many
Speaker 5: a story. We just were engraced together on their summer
Speaker 5: holidays and.
Speaker 2: Quite well, would he like it if? I'm like, holy shit,
Speaker 2: it's Jason Bourne.
Speaker 5: Probably, I don't know. I've never said it to him,
Speaker 5: but I'm I'm sure he's heard it before. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: I think you'd be the first person. Actually, I have
Speaker 5: an amazing story about about one of the Bourne movies
Speaker 5: and somewhere Matt and I win in Greece that basically
Speaker 5: brought him to tears. I'll tell you what it is
Speaker 5: next week when he joins us. I'm excited to have
Speaker 5: him on the show.
Speaker 2: Have you seen the Born movies? All of them?
Speaker 5: Two of them?
Speaker 2: How many are they?
Speaker 5: We're never glue? I watched the one.
Speaker 2: Here we Go, Here we Go? Yep, lady at Blockbuster
Speaker 2: about to give a review? You watch which one?
Speaker 5: No? No? Who was fighting us? It was like boxing was
Speaker 5: when he moved to Thailand or something and became a boxer.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, number two. He I was watching Shark Tank
Speaker 2: last night with my eight year old. He has started
Speaker 2: a business. We got his website last night.
Speaker 5: What and I'm assuming this is honey? What has my friend? Honey?
Speaker 2: I've said a honey when he but you know what?
Speaker 5: You got it?
Speaker 2: Good? Great, it's great. I said to him, if you're
Speaker 2: going to do this, I will. I will buy your
Speaker 2: website and stuff.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and you'll own it so you'll get the win
Speaker 5: the makings.
Speaker 2: I've also committed that when the business gets up and running,
Speaker 2: that you would do an interview with him about his.
Speaker 5: Business on the radio show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5: Free advertising. Did I get the advertising team to send
Speaker 5: him a rate car?
Speaker 2: Oh? Oh, we weren't going to pay for it. We're
Speaker 2: looking for a free I don't want to reveal it.
Speaker 5: Did he invent it?
Speaker 2: No? No, he's just doing the old China job you
Speaker 2: know where he imports it.
Speaker 5: Label to make the cash with no responsibility. Yeah, bro,
Speaker 5: that's where it's at.
Speaker 2: Hey, coming up today, we are going to be caning.
Speaker 5: I find out what the website is called. What does
Speaker 5: that give it away. It gives it away just a
Speaker 5: little him.
Speaker 2: He's hot dogs. It's not food. You don't want to
Speaker 2: go down the food route.
Speaker 5: I was thinking that this morning. I was driving here
Speaker 5: and I was driving behind it, nice and fresh chicken
Speaker 5: truck or something, his chickens, and I was like, I
Speaker 5: don't know if I'd want to go into food manufacturing.
Speaker 5: One thing goes wrong with that temperature in that chicken
Speaker 5: truck and lots of people are sick.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you don't want to be responsible for it. Naw. Hey,
Speaker 2: we're going to be crossing to Patty today. Clint is
Speaker 2: over there, big morning. The final of the women's relay
Speaker 2: is coming up very.
Speaker 5: Like so soon that in fact, one's about to get
Speaker 5: on the blox.
Speaker 2: We need to get to the song so we can watch.
Speaker 2: Watch right now, it's across the paddy Hello, good morning,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Lauren.
Speaker 6: What great timing as well, because there is gold, gold,
Speaker 6: gold for Australia.
Speaker 5: How good is it?
Speaker 3: What just happened?
Speaker 6: Flint did well in the four by two hundred meter
Speaker 6: freestyle relay at the pool. Our girl came out on top,
Speaker 6: by the way, smashed it. How well are our female
Speaker 6: athletes doing at the game, honestly playing it.
Speaker 5: If it wasn't for the Chicks of Australia, we would
Speaker 5: not be this high.
Speaker 2: It's you're holding. That's a big cause.
Speaker 5: I think New Zealand is still swimming in that relay
Speaker 5: currently actually finished seven minutes ago. It's still going.
Speaker 6: I reckon they should probably build a statue of Kitmas
Speaker 6: because she swam the anchor egg and she swam it's
Speaker 6: brilliantly pulling away. They almost got there in world record time.
Speaker 6: But what a fantastic meets her two goals and a
Speaker 6: silver now and also a really lovely story in Lannie
Speaker 6: Palliser who was in the fifteen hundred meters that had
Speaker 6: to pull out because of COVID. She swam in is
Speaker 6: reelay and now she has a gold medals back.
Speaker 2: That's so cool.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I think she missed Tokyo because of a
Speaker 5: COVID issue as well. I think, yeah, yeah, good on her.
Speaker 5: She's got a gold medal at Aussie Girls. And I
Speaker 5: was watching yesterday Clint at home on the couch, sobbing
Speaker 5: yet again, watching the watching the Walk, the Walk, the
Speaker 5: twenty k Walk, and an Australian got a bronze and
Speaker 5: she went to the same school as me. Shout out
Speaker 5: Wesley College she represents.
Speaker 6: Did she sing the Wesley song on the codium?
Speaker 5: I assume? So you know the collegian's Instagram page is
Speaker 5: going on.
Speaker 2: Hang on, that's a sport. I could compete it. I
Speaker 2: love walking.
Speaker 5: No, you should see you've like basically got dislocate your
Speaker 5: hips every time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that's right. I remember someone getting carded at
Speaker 2: the Sydney two thousand ones.
Speaker 6: Speaking of the walk, there's a gentleman sitting just opposite.
Speaker 6: We're having a team meeting at a French restaurant because
Speaker 6: the athletics starts tomorrow, so we're plotting and planning, and
Speaker 6: the frenchman leaned over and said, he gives me who
Speaker 6: are cheering for the girls? Do you know the Cat
Speaker 6: and Kell?
Speaker 3: And I'm like.
Speaker 7: Guracious at day night?
Speaker 6: Do I watch I shop at Fountain Lake.
Speaker 5: Well, Kath and Kim have made it all the way
Speaker 5: to Paris.
Speaker 6: Speaking specifically, said Katherine Kel.
Speaker 5: That's so good, Kim, so you Kimmy.
Speaker 2: Gina Reinhart was hanging out with Dawn Fraser in the
Speaker 2: stands at.
Speaker 5: The Swim when she sponsors the Australian Swim.
Speaker 6: Team hit the truckload of cash in Hey guys, the
Speaker 6: other big highlight today for me. Now I'm going to
Speaker 6: make a radical statement. This is one of the greatest
Speaker 6: things I seen live Simone Bile.
Speaker 5: I've been talking about.
Speaker 6: It, artistic, all around gymnastics.
Speaker 5: Isn't she the most extraordinary human.
Speaker 6: Well human athlete, all of the above. And she came
Speaker 6: into the big Stone media area where I tried to
Speaker 6: get a scoop an interview and I got congratulations to
Speaker 6: austrain Simone out of the goldfield. Is it satisfying? And
Speaker 6: she got to thank you, thank you. It was a
Speaker 6: really hard hitting exclusive that one. She went straight for
Speaker 6: the US Today Show and hoe of the hosts of
Speaker 6: the US Today Show. But she had this beautiful, big
Speaker 6: smile on her face. And I tell you, outside of
Speaker 6: Melbourne winning the flag in twenty one, this is the
Speaker 6: coolest thing I've seen. Well, I didn't actually see Melbourne
Speaker 6: win live, so probably the best thing I've seen.
Speaker 5: Did the crowd go absolutely bananas because she's bought. She's
Speaker 5: been the drawer card for all the big Celems in
Speaker 5: Paris as well. Like Snoop Dogg's been watching her Tom cruise.
Speaker 5: Nicole kidman are.
Speaker 6: It's an unreal story because you recall in Tokyo she
Speaker 6: actually quit the COMPLI the twisties, the twisties where the
Speaker 6: body doesn't sort of align with what the brain is thinking.
Speaker 6: And it's quite surreal and amazing story.
Speaker 5: I just watched the documentary two weeks ago. It's really good.
Speaker 5: She's been through a lot and she came back. Now
Speaker 5: Jason's in love with one of the gymnasts.
Speaker 2: Not smiles though from from England.
Speaker 5: I believe great Britain. Yeah, she's a great Britain gymnast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's said.
Speaker 5: I'm in love with tom Daily the diver. Oh my god,
Speaker 5: Tommy n he knits. He knitted his own Paris twenty
Speaker 5: twenty four jumper, and I want one. It's really cool.
Speaker 6: The gymnastics turn.
Speaker 2: The gymnastics has got me.
Speaker 5: Though, Georgia may Fenton is your favorite.
Speaker 2: I wasn't gonna say that's fine, okay cook.
Speaker 6: Does she do the ribbon?
Speaker 2: No, she doesn't do the ribbon. She just does a
Speaker 2: little jump off the horse.
Speaker 6: You'd be excellent at the ribbon.
Speaker 5: No, he wouldn't twiddle ribbon.
Speaker 2: I'd probably get it caught around my ankles and.
Speaker 6: You'd also catch you catch the ball in your leg
Speaker 6: very well, you know how they catch it.
Speaker 3: In the credit.
Speaker 5: Shut up, hey, Clinty. So the athletics starts tomorrow. Because
Speaker 5: we are often on top of the metal telly or
Speaker 5: near the top in the first week when we're all
Speaker 5: in action in the pool, and we sort of were
Speaker 5: swimming off a bit in the second.
Speaker 2: We're not great in sand or throwing them.
Speaker 5: What are our chances.
Speaker 6: There's a few great chances, Like Jess Huller is a
Speaker 6: runner who you know has been running world record times
Speaker 6: and wow, you know she's she's a really strong metal chance.
Speaker 6: You know, we're a chance in the women's javelin, we're
Speaker 6: a chance in the discuss all these sports that Jakes.
Speaker 6: I know as a keen athletics track and field watcher,
Speaker 6: you'll be following with the baited breath the next week.
Speaker 2: Little athletics just down on Thomas Street and Hampton. You'll
Speaker 2: see me there every Sunday watching.
Speaker 5: That's weird.
Speaker 2: That does sound weird. My kids are involved in Yeah,
Speaker 2: my kids are. It's not just me.
Speaker 5: So it's parasput Clinton. Enough work talk. Have you have
Speaker 5: you had a few nights out yet?
Speaker 2: Yeah? You're out with Harry Garside.
Speaker 6: Last night, I was out with Harry and his mum
Speaker 6: and his daddy's mum. By the way, big Big Nover fan,
Speaker 6: Big listener sent her love to you both. But Paris
Speaker 6: parents like, it's you know, obviously the middle of summer here.
Speaker 6: And do you know what, there's not the same level
Speaker 6: of tourists here, which is sort of nice because people
Speaker 6: have probably stayed away because they're a bit into the crowd.
Speaker 5: Well, if you just wanted to go and get a
Speaker 5: photo with the Eiffel Tower, it's not the week for it.
Speaker 2: No, he Clint, have you found that nightclub where they
Speaker 2: give out free tattoos? Yet?
Speaker 6: Still working on it, Jay, thank you?
Speaker 2: Right, okay, And we've got a tattooist here ready to
Speaker 2: put the Olympic rings on YouTube when you get back.
Speaker 5: Get it over there to be way Shaker. You're getting
Speaker 5: it from Fine Lines in Melbourne. After the event, get
Speaker 5: down to some Parisians.
Speaker 6: Tomorrow is to head back to the laundrot of the
Speaker 6: Laundromat of Death to I've got some red grundies I
Speaker 6: need to wash.
Speaker 5: I think there might be a few of the nine
Speaker 5: commentators who have also gone to that laundry. Mauntin accidentally
Speaker 5: strunk the shirts, some of them getting into that pastry.
Speaker 5: There's a couple of them.
Speaker 2: Hey, Clint, you're doing a great job over there, mate,
Speaker 2: keep it, keep it up.
Speaker 6: Thank you, guys. I really miss you as well.
Speaker 5: One misses you more than me. You've left me with Jason.
Speaker 2: Clint. Does she normally text you like constantly through the day?
Speaker 2: Just a little statement? Clinton, Oh, mate, she's texting me
Speaker 2: because you're away.
Speaker 5: It's non been replying.
Speaker 2: I've got to walk around with a battery pack attached
Speaker 2: to my phone. There is Clint over in Patty, God,
Speaker 2: he'd be able to eat. I'll tell you what. When
Speaker 2: these games wrap up, he's going to have one hell
Speaker 2: of a night out in Paris.
Speaker 5: And then he's going to come home and need to
Speaker 5: sleep for a month.
Speaker 2: All right, it's about hit six thirty. Well, check you
Speaker 2: around the work later ten years and then guess what
Speaker 2: we got coming up? Naughty noughty six.
Speaker 5: Forty Right now, though, let me take you to the tennis.
Speaker 5: I love a bit of tennis. Actually didn't know tennis
Speaker 5: was in the Big Oh? Actually has it always been in?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Some rogue sports in there.
Speaker 5: Mate, And yeah. Yeah. Anyway, so they're there, they're playing.
Speaker 5: It's the women's singles quarterfinal, and like all good matches,
Speaker 5: the Mexican waves started. I love a Mexican one, a
Speaker 5: Mexican wave. It's going around.
Speaker 2: What I love is when they do the Mexican wave
Speaker 2: at the footy and sometimes it gets round to like
Speaker 2: the members area CC. Yeah yeah, exactly, yeah, Oh what
Speaker 2: to elite to stand up and the wave? Are we? Yeah?
Speaker 5: I sit in the MCC And then sometimes there's a
Speaker 5: rogue MCC member that does it and everyone looks at
Speaker 5: them like, shame on you for being fun.
Speaker 2: We'll shame on you guys for not getting involved. What
Speaker 2: are you scared your little blanket's going to fall off
Speaker 2: your knees? Yeah, you're at the footy, get into it.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's worse at the cricket.
Speaker 2: Anyways, I'm getting over the beer snake at the cricket.
Speaker 2: I can't believe they've been.
Speaker 5: Did they ban it on the cups piled?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah apparently I.
Speaker 5: Don't know it basically cleaning up, thank you, collecting the
Speaker 5: cups like a good bussy? Is that what it's called
Speaker 5: a bussy? I could see you as a bus boy
Speaker 5: in a pub where they pile all the glasses of
Speaker 5: my ground.
Speaker 2: I can barely carry three back to the time.
Speaker 5: I feel like that would have been a good job
Speaker 5: for you. Anyway. The Mexican waves going around and around
Speaker 5: in their crowd at the tennis so the you know
Speaker 5: bit atmosphere of in Paris. They're filming it. They're showing
Speaker 5: the Mexican wave go around, and then it cuts to
Speaker 5: this beautiful family sitting there, man, woman, child, and mum
Speaker 5: pulls up the top and flashes the camera with the
Speaker 5: child sitting next to.
Speaker 2: Their Why why, how what's the kid?
Speaker 5: Oh? I don't know, like young, not like you know,
Speaker 5: like a kid, like anything between three and eighteen. They
Speaker 5: all look the same. But it was a kid in
Speaker 5: the kid territories in.
Speaker 2: Your schoolmates saying, hey, saw your mum and her boobs
Speaker 2: on TV.
Speaker 5: But why do that?
Speaker 2: I get it if you're young and in the club,
Speaker 2: but you're there with you.
Speaker 5: It's a good family moment. Frame it and put it
Speaker 5: on the mantel piece. Oh, this is when mum got
Speaker 5: her boobs out at the game's at Paris. I know
Speaker 5: she must have had a few lemonades in the stands.
Speaker 5: Perhaps and thought it was a good one.
Speaker 2: Look it does that doesn't scream roundy to me?
Speaker 5: Yeah, the tennis can be boring. Danielle Collins was playing there.
Speaker 5: She's quite good. I would have thought that would have
Speaker 5: kept her entertained.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, don't get me wrong. If this lady
Speaker 2: didn't flash, we weren't exactly going to be covering the
Speaker 2: tennis this morning.
Speaker 5: That's true. It brought a bit of excitement.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four to ten? Have you been flashed? Or
Speaker 2: have you flashed someone?
Speaker 5: I'm not a flusher in a surprise to no one.
Speaker 5: I don't flash near my bits to.
Speaker 2: No one accidentally seen anybody else.
Speaker 5: But I remember on the school bus back in the
Speaker 5: day the boys that all like pull their pants down
Speaker 5: and push their bums up against the windows for the
Speaker 5: truck drivers going past, and the truck drivers and go.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten, have you flashed someone accidentally? Or
Speaker 2: are you the one who has been lashed? I'll tell
Speaker 2: you what. You joined us on the air. I got
Speaker 2: some bree stuff to go this morning, got some good
Speaker 2: stuff as well.
Speaker 5: Actually, what free stuff have you got? Little flashes of Melbourne?
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Speaker 2: and over thirteen twenty four to ten Flashes thirteen twenty
Speaker 2: four ten. A mum lift at her top at the
Speaker 2: tennis while doing the Mexican Wave over in Patty Share.
Speaker 2: The family next to her go, Mum, we're talking flashes.
Speaker 5: Mom, you'd be like, mom, flashes, I have to do that.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 5: Newsletter, Maum, all right, let's go to ocean ground.
Speaker 2: Ah old school listener, Big Jake Mate Day, Hello, Lauren.
Speaker 8: Lovely, Big j welcome to I know it's been a while.
Speaker 2: I have to pull joys.
Speaker 8: I've been very, very busy, and the people have demanded
Speaker 8: I get back on the air.
Speaker 2: Stay here, I am. I'm not sure who those people are.
Speaker 2: A Big Jay, Welcome Jay.
Speaker 5: Why am I not surprised you've called for the topic
Speaker 5: flash flashing? Were you the flesher or did you receive
Speaker 5: the flash?
Speaker 8: I always received the flash. I'm a man of dignity.
Speaker 8: I'm not going to get my bits and bobbed at
Speaker 8: and let the price is right.
Speaker 2: He is a man of dignity, Lawrence.
Speaker 5: I think that is a good idea.
Speaker 2: Did Jack who flashed you? Jay?
Speaker 6: I don't know. Some Sheila in a youth.
Speaker 8: We're doing road works out and out in the middle
Speaker 8: of nowhere. You remember that story I told you about
Speaker 8: when one of the boys spanned the grenade and I
Speaker 8: throw it over the fence because it was fake. Same day,
Speaker 8: about an hour later, this young lady's in the youth
Speaker 8: with a frenzy that half way out. Oh boys pull
Speaker 8: them out and keeps them out for at least one
Speaker 8: hundred totority of Minuisola.
Speaker 6: Boy's got a good look.
Speaker 5: Was she driving or was she in the passenger?
Speaker 8: See now as here the person you said got half
Speaker 8: way out, halfway out, the huge mars Well jumped out her,
Speaker 8: shot him out and just left them out for a
Speaker 8: good two hundred minutes. All the boys, oh my back
Speaker 8: turned on. Ton't care of better things, So.
Speaker 2: Don't I love him?
Speaker 5: At least she wasn't standing on the back of the
Speaker 5: like she was in the Moonber parade or.
Speaker 2: Caught the grenade. Don't know where that came fro the granade.
Speaker 5: I remember the grenade.
Speaker 2: I love you, big Jay, And he's just going nine
Speaker 2: to seven thirteen, twenty fourteen, there was a lot to
Speaker 2: unpack Sheila, and are you have have you been flashed?
Speaker 2: Or we the flasher. We'll take more calls after this banger.
Speaker 2: On Nov. Thirteen, twenty fourteen, we're talking flashing. Have you
Speaker 2: flashed someone or been the flash?
Speaker 5: Shir typ from a reservoir? Were you flashed by someone?
Speaker 9: Well, I reckon you guys, configure it out on the air. Okay,
Speaker 9: two stories on flashing, they actually connect together.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 9: So I was playing rugby, and of course you know
Speaker 9: when you're running out the little short short sign yep.
Speaker 9: Well for the first time I was like, nah, I'll
Speaker 9: be right with his rugby shorts and they had no
Speaker 9: shoe lakes on the front.
Speaker 2: Oh yep.
Speaker 9: So we were just better win the aim. We're winning
Speaker 9: if we got this try. I passed the ball and
Speaker 9: just happened to me. When I was running past the
Speaker 9: big prop and went around the side, the winger got me.
Speaker 9: Instead of just following my shorts down, he pulled my
Speaker 9: drops and my shorts down.
Speaker 2: Little ty came out.
Speaker 5: So you flashed by accent.
Speaker 9: Yeah, So I did the hob along and was likely
Speaker 9: to get the dry so.
Speaker 5: You still won't even though you Willy was.
Speaker 2: Out got graphics.
Speaker 5: Could you just cut him off? He's got two parts
Speaker 5: of that story, he said.
Speaker 2: I know, we'll get the second part of Monday. Hello.
Speaker 5: I think the end of that story was that someone
Speaker 5: flashed him back. Yes, I went down in solidarity with.
Speaker 2: Him, Molly. This was during COVID.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I was just so happy, guys the back of
Speaker 10: the radio.
Speaker 2: Thank you. No one's more happy than us.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it was doing COVID. I I got a job
Speaker 10: during COVID in a factory and it was down into
Speaker 10: Long So because I had to pass the border I
Speaker 10: had to show the officers my past.
Speaker 5: That I could oh.
Speaker 2: The steel.
Speaker 10: Yeah, so it was a two pager and I had
Speaker 10: to take him on my phone and you're staying your car.
Speaker 10: I got a police officer, but I just worked the
Speaker 10: wrong way and it was a full.
Speaker 11: Picture.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I bet they let you through the ring of steel. Though.
Speaker 5: What did the police officers say?
Speaker 10: Oh, he got really flustered, and so that I didn't
Speaker 10: really know. He got quite flustered and he was like, oh,
Speaker 10: he didn't really know what to say. And I kind
Speaker 10: of looked at my phone and I went and I
Speaker 10: couldn't drive forward because the car in front of.
Speaker 5: Me was talking about oh yeah.
Speaker 10: I was like kind of stuck dogging.
Speaker 2: In my car and he was like this guy, Oh no,
Speaker 2: you dit like that you got nudes on your phone?
Speaker 5: Me unsurprisingly, No, I'm not a nude taker. Remember when
Speaker 5: I saw the need on that guy's phone night on
Speaker 5: the plane. No, the guy tried to take himself and
Speaker 5: then he went to look at it, but he accidentally
Speaker 5: swiped across.
Speaker 2: Got to be careful. The anxiety when you give someone
Speaker 2: you find out a look at something and they start swiping,
Speaker 2: and the anxiety it hits you straight away.
Speaker 5: Well, when you accidentally swipe on someone's phone, you're like, no, no, no, no, no, this.
Speaker 2: Would be a good one. Anonymous in Richmond, what happened?
Speaker 7: Good morning?
Speaker 12: I had a friend who splashed her the top half
Speaker 12: my future father in law.
Speaker 7: I have engagement party.
Speaker 2: Accident or on purpose?
Speaker 7: On purpose?
Speaker 5: The engagement party.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I think she had too many savvyds. We've all
Speaker 7: been a little bit excited and gave my father in
Speaker 7: law or current father in lawa a show.
Speaker 5: I thought you said your brother in law. So was
Speaker 5: she a bride'smaid? In the wedding.
Speaker 7: Noah, I didn't.
Speaker 10: Let her in at the wedding, but she did get
Speaker 10: herself kicked out at the wedding.
Speaker 7: Unfortunately, what you do at the wedding.
Speaker 5: So the engagement party was just the entrede Jesus she
Speaker 5: do at the wedding.
Speaker 7: That was just the warm up, the main the wedding.
Speaker 7: I'm obstru glass at a barrel, got what going into
Speaker 7: the bathrooms with another guy.
Speaker 5: I was like, Oh, this sounds like a map sweating.
Speaker 2: She's going to go off at the baby show.
Speaker 5: Oh go off, queen. Too many savvy basil do it.
Speaker 2: It's the white wine. It'll get you.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, the devil juice Pool calls it. Not on
Speaker 5: the devil juice.
Speaker 2: Seven tons a eye. Gonna be joining us on the
Speaker 2: other side of this and we'll check you around the
Speaker 2: work the latest in years. This is Nova. Good morning.
Speaker 2: It is Jason and Lauren and we are joined by
Speaker 2: this lady.
Speaker 13: Our next guest is an og for Mornington Peninsula, her
Speaker 13: husband smashing it on the world stage side. She brings
Speaker 13: as you bring the eyes, welcome to the shots and.
Speaker 4: Morning, good morning, A happy album day, thanks mate.
Speaker 5: How good is today? Exciting? Or nerve wracking. You've obviously
Speaker 5: spent so much time working on this album and now
Speaker 5: it's everyone else's album.
Speaker 4: I know, I'm excited, And then I just got the
Speaker 4: nerves on the way in the car, going like, oh no,
Speaker 4: now everyone's going to figure out like what they like
Speaker 4: what they don't. And then instead of me just going
Speaker 4: I like it, I'm going to start overthinking about everything.
Speaker 2: But do you will you deep dive comments and stuff
Speaker 2: on social today?
Speaker 1: No, it'll be mainly from Nana. She's a hard critic.
Speaker 5: Nanas are the toughest.
Speaker 2: There's no filter, and you know what, I plan on
Speaker 2: being like that as well when I'm nineteen.
Speaker 5: So she already heard it.
Speaker 1: H No.
Speaker 4: But I wrote a song about Papa called Sorrento, and
Speaker 4: I just held off from showing her for months and
Speaker 4: I only showed.
Speaker 1: Her like two weeks ago.
Speaker 5: And what did she say?
Speaker 1: She really loved it.
Speaker 4: It's a favorite song obviously, it's like the story of
Speaker 4: his life, including her.
Speaker 2: Why did you hold off?
Speaker 1: I just feel so nervous. Papa passed away like at
Speaker 1: the start of.
Speaker 4: The year, and it's been tough for Anna and I've
Speaker 4: been away and I didn't want to like, I just
Speaker 4: didn't want.
Speaker 1: To see her upset or whatever.
Speaker 4: You know, but I still wanted to have a moment
Speaker 4: showing her myself before she.
Speaker 2: Heard then the absolute world.
Speaker 5: Grandparents are so precious, aren't they.
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's the best lace.
Speaker 2: Lawrence Nan. How old is your nan?
Speaker 5: She's ninety four, still lives at home on her own.
Speaker 5: It's still going.
Speaker 2: Oh she's not driving, is she?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 4: Nana's eighty next year, but she said she wants to
Speaker 4: be seventy nine again and start going backwards.
Speaker 5: Now, oh, okay, that's seventy nine as long as she wants.
Speaker 5: But so it's obviously, I mean, every album is really personal,
Speaker 5: but on this one, you've got a song for your
Speaker 5: sister as well. How does that sit with you when
Speaker 5: you know other people are going to listen to that
Speaker 5: and judge it as well? Does it not matter it's
Speaker 5: just about your family?
Speaker 4: Well, the first line of the album is I'm sorry
Speaker 4: to my sister. I don't know if you're talking about
Speaker 4: that one, because that's just a few things about my life.
Speaker 4: It's not all that's wonderful, which is about my wonderful Okay, cool,
Speaker 4: I wasn't sure there, Yeah, No, I love that song,
Speaker 4: and I think I wrote that just because, like I
Speaker 4: have the most empathy for my sister and brother. I
Speaker 4: think like that's where the most empathy in me lies.
Speaker 14: I really like genuinely care for them and like want
Speaker 14: them to be happy all the time, and I like,
Speaker 14: sometimes you just can't help it, especially when I'm so busy,
Speaker 14: they go through mental funks and that's what makes me
Speaker 14: so sad.
Speaker 2: It seems like a tight family. Seems that you guys
Speaker 2: are pretty tired.
Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, family, I'm really close with my Manana
Speaker 4: and my brother and sister.
Speaker 1: We've gone closer.
Speaker 2: Hey, what are you gonna do tonight for album? How
Speaker 2: are you celebrating?
Speaker 4: So I'm gonna just hang out with you guys for
Speaker 4: a bid, just procrastinate around the office, try and get
Speaker 4: a gig.
Speaker 2: What the planning's got the album day?
Speaker 4: Literally I'm going to go actually though, I'm going tonight
Speaker 4: on the jew Barrymore Show.
Speaker 1: She's in Sydney and I'm going on you know how
Speaker 1: much one of the angels.
Speaker 2: She probably prefer to hang out on eat.
Speaker 5: That's the next level excitement though, like to reach her
Speaker 5: level of enthusiasm in life. Please nervous about that because
Speaker 5: I would been to I'm.
Speaker 4: Nervous about how close she sits to you on the
Speaker 4: like on the chair. If anyone looks it up, you'll
Speaker 4: see and I'm like, do I just do I kiss her?
Speaker 5: Did you share like a couch?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 4: And she like really faces in and crosses her legs
Speaker 4: and just looks at you while you look at the crowd.
Speaker 2: She would be one of those ones that I'd be like,
Speaker 2: my heart would be ripped into if she turned out
Speaker 2: to be a bit of.
Speaker 1: A oh I know she would.
Speaker 5: Her when she goes trainy like.
Speaker 2: Other talk shows like Letterman back in the day, would
Speaker 2: lock there. I remember talking to the guys from Jet,
Speaker 2: you know the Jet, and they were on Letterman and
Speaker 2: they're sitting there waiting to go on, and then a
Speaker 2: stage han comes along and they lock them in their
Speaker 2: dressing rooms so that way no one can bump into
Speaker 2: Dave on the way to the stage let him and
Speaker 2: likes to meet him on camera.
Speaker 1: That's I've done that. I did that with Alan and
Speaker 1: Jimmy Fallon.
Speaker 4: I thought about that too, because because there was this
Speaker 4: thing that came out saying, oh, Alan bumped into someone
Speaker 4: in the hallway and she liked that, but I thought
Speaker 4: the same thing. You sit there in the dressing room
Speaker 4: and you wait, You're like, oh, they're going to come
Speaker 4: in any moment. They might want to say hi before
Speaker 4: the show, like, how's it gonna work, Jimmy Fallon, We
Speaker 4: did pop in and after the show and got me
Speaker 4: to sign some drumsticks. Apparently they do that with everyone.
Speaker 4: They have different drumsticks for every guest.
Speaker 2: And how is Ellen?
Speaker 5: She gets a bad rap?
Speaker 1: Alan was great?
Speaker 4: But I the thing is, when you only meet someone
Speaker 4: on camera, what can I really say?
Speaker 1: Like I met her only on camera, so like you
Speaker 1: really take that.
Speaker 4: Small moment with them when if they choose to come
Speaker 4: in and you know, but we did see her rehearse
Speaker 4: like we're to TV in our room. And then after
Speaker 4: the interview, is she just like okay bye because then
Speaker 4: she has to finish the show.
Speaker 5: She got to keep going and we're like peace, Yeah, we're.
Speaker 2: Much more honest in here at Nova. I was actually
Speaker 2: just getting tones to all my breakfast should I she's an.
Speaker 4: Eggs tones That's actually the only one I heard you say,
Speaker 4: So then I was like I forgot the first ones.
Speaker 5: I said, yes, yeah, that one strong choice.
Speaker 2: Yes, strong choice.
Speaker 5: So it is Drew Barrymore in town.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she's doing a show like a live couch show
Speaker 4: in Sydney tonight and then tomorrow in Brisbane.
Speaker 5: Cod skipped over Melbourne. That's what I thought I liked
Speaker 5: about in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Do we Hey, we're very excited you are playing at
Speaker 2: Nova's Red Room. It's such a cool gig to play.
Speaker 2: Phones have lit up. Shall we give away some invites?
Speaker 5: Let's do it. I don't think they want to talk
Speaker 5: to us. I think they want to talk to doones.
Speaker 5: Catherine from Summer's Morning, Oh.
Speaker 12: Good Morning and high Tones.
Speaker 10: I'm so excited to come and see you and Hi guys.
Speaker 2: Hi Catherine, God, we're an afterthought. Catherine. Well, I can
Speaker 2: hook you out with an invite so you can go
Speaker 2: along to Nova's Red Room. Same with Britney and Languorren.
Speaker 2: You're on the line of Tones.
Speaker 3: Hi, Oh my god, I'm excited.
Speaker 1: Hey, how you going, Brittany, I'm good.
Speaker 7: Oh my god.
Speaker 12: I love your music.
Speaker 7: You've gotten me through a lot, so I'm very excited.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Stream the album that was very un emotional.
Speaker 1: I'll see you. I'm nervous Red Room. I'm not radio ready.
Speaker 10: You know what I mean.
Speaker 5: But these little intimate gigs like the Nova's Red Room
Speaker 5: is so small and so intimate, and doing shows at home,
Speaker 5: do they hit differently?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm doing so many pop ups as well. I
Speaker 4: just do them a lot, like I get. I do
Speaker 4: acoustic pop ups all the time and just like go
Speaker 4: down the park because.
Speaker 1: That's what I know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so like I love that stuff and I love
Speaker 4: acoustic as well.
Speaker 2: Will you will you blasted out on socials to get
Speaker 2: people heads up, or you just pull out the guitar
Speaker 2: and go for it.
Speaker 4: I do like sometimes the day before, yeah, but never
Speaker 4: usually too much time before because then.
Speaker 2: It gets a little bit great great yeah, and then.
Speaker 1: It affects like the council.
Speaker 5: They get mad.
Speaker 4: All the councils get mad. Sorry about it, every single council.
Speaker 2: You've got to be grumpy to join the council. That's
Speaker 2: how it works. Don't worry. I came home the other
Speaker 2: day I had the sticker of shame on the recycling
Speaker 2: bit because god forbid, I put something wrong in there.
Speaker 2: And they have people that go around and check what's
Speaker 2: in your beIN.
Speaker 5: Oh, imagine having that job.
Speaker 2: Great, Frankston, You've got invite as well.
Speaker 12: Amazing, Thank you so much.
Speaker 7: Hey, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good house Frankston. I was actually just there.
Speaker 12: Oh it's bo But have you guys got yourself so
Speaker 12: she'll be very excited.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the Frankston monopoly board yet. But there's a Frankton
Speaker 5: just been released. We must get you, sis, I reckon
Speaker 5: you have probably on there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you should be. You should be in like community.
Speaker 2: Chest advanced to Tones's house for a few drink. If
Speaker 2: you pass, go you win two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Well you know me so well.
Speaker 2: Hey, honestly, make congratulations on the album being out today.
Speaker 2: I know it is a huge day for you and
Speaker 2: we love you here in overtime.
Speaker 1: I love you guys. Congrats on the morning.
Speaker 2: And thank you and good luck with Drew. Let us know.
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, I can't wait to hear about you much.
Speaker 1: Bring you that.
Speaker 2: Just flick as a text either lovely or yeah. Right
Speaker 2: across Melbourne. This is number one hundreds. We're designed and
Speaker 2: every people the ordinary games with Jase and Laura finding
Speaker 2: the best of us from the rest of us. Hey,
Speaker 2: coming up after seven thirty, you are going to meet
Speaker 2: the worst customer in Melbourne. You do not want this
Speaker 2: person in your shop?
Speaker 5: No, you do not.
Speaker 2: Well get to that just after seven thirty. But first though,
Speaker 2: yesterday we kicked off our Ordinary Games finding the best
Speaker 2: of us from the rest of us, and yesterday's event
Speaker 2: was the big splash. We went down to M Sack.
Speaker 5: I'd so much fun. These contestants were great value. Sorry, yes,
Speaker 5: thank you.
Speaker 2: There's a little teas video on our socials. Jason Lauren
Speaker 2: of nover Boy taking to the diving boards.
Speaker 5: No, over Boy, it was not very confident.
Speaker 2: Over Boy was a little nervous.
Speaker 5: Laena Boy shuffled to the edge of the Jerry springerboard.
Speaker 2: Let's not bag the guy addressed as overboy when you
Speaker 2: didn't want to get up into it yourself.
Speaker 5: I'm a bad back. My osteo said. I wasn't allowed
Speaker 5: to get off the Jerry springboard.
Speaker 2: My wife said she didn't want me getting the rig out.
Speaker 2: That's why I addressed as overboy.
Speaker 5: Smart.
Speaker 2: But this was all the action from yesterday's Ordinary Games.
Speaker 2: Weird as I nay people, Good evening Australia and welcome
Speaker 2: to the Ordinary Games here at M Sack and want
Speaker 2: to turn out?
Speaker 5: It is Lauren, I want to turn out you have
Speaker 5: the most ordinary hosts in the land, and we are
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Speaker 2: Earlier today, nov Boy took to the Jerry springboard to
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Speaker 5: He's such a like sweety treaty eat and he's got
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Speaker 5: before he jumps, I will die of hysteria.
Speaker 2: I want no boy, nice work, nover boy, graceful to
Speaker 2: the very.
Speaker 5: End, would you say graceful?
Speaker 2: Let's meet ordinary contestant number one. Contender number one, brad
Speaker 2: twenty nine years old. He's a green keeper and he
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Speaker 2: we feeling.
Speaker 13: I'm nervous. I don't normally jump that high.
Speaker 2: All right, Bradley, wind about.
Speaker 5: Gotch that's a stinger.
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Speaker 6: I just watched my far Good luck out.
Speaker 3: There, Thank you guys.
Speaker 5: She's ready. Oh god, she's going backwards.
Speaker 2: That's gonna How are the boobies are? My concern is
Speaker 2: she let go in the last minute out of bringing
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Speaker 5: The backwards move gave her an eighth from me.
Speaker 2: Let's meet ordinary contestant number three. Contender number three get
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Speaker 3: The purple dies in the pool or not?
Speaker 2: It's a myth. Rub you're on, thank you.
Speaker 5: It's a lot higher up here, he said, Yeah, you
Speaker 5: can crawl out like mister bean on all fours. To
Speaker 5: the fans, what was that?
Speaker 2: Take your time here?
Speaker 15: He goes, okay, vomiting jury group these days looks in
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Speaker 2: That is going to leave a mark? Does that hurt all?
Speaker 3: Good?
Speaker 6: There's definitely some movement downstairs.
Speaker 2: Has a been a Arsons?
Speaker 3: Has been movement.
Speaker 2: That you're getting a night from me?
Speaker 5: We are found the voice ordinary asles in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Congratulations are taking home a thousand dollars cash and the
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Speaker 5: I'm outraged, Jase not happy, not happy. You hear people
Speaker 5: winge a lot about bad customer service. The customers always right.
Speaker 5: People complain about people who work in their local supermarket,
Speaker 5: their local Japanese restaurant, their local BP, whatever it is.
Speaker 2: People are all off every shot.
Speaker 5: People are always mad about bird customer service.
Speaker 2: I I always get sad when I see those signs
Speaker 2: saying please have respect for our staff, treat them with dignity,
Speaker 2: because I go.
Speaker 5: Well, that's it.
Speaker 2: How bad did things get that the shop had to
Speaker 2: put that up?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: We're talking about bad customer service? What about bad customers,
Speaker 5: because there's a lot of people who are on the
Speaker 5: other end of it that have to say to themselves,
Speaker 5: customer was always right. Just keep smiling and let this happen.
Speaker 5: And I don't think you should have to let it happen.
Speaker 2: My biggest ick is someone that is rude to like
Speaker 2: a waiter.
Speaker 5: Me to just say thank you. Yeah, and you know what,
Speaker 5: they're humans if they get it wrong.
Speaker 2: And you know what, if they don't say thank you,
Speaker 2: you are permission from me to put something in.
Speaker 5: Their food now anyway with no no, no, no, no, no no,
Speaker 5: that's a bad idea. Anyway, there has potentially been the
Speaker 5: worst customer. You've still got a growl on your face.
Speaker 2: Laxatives.
Speaker 5: Turn that frown upside down.
Speaker 2: Bro, here's your enjoy coming out.
Speaker 5: You will be mad when you hear this. I don't
Speaker 5: know if you saw it. There was a video that
Speaker 5: went everywhere yesterday. It was from the little Larte drive
Speaker 5: through in hoppers Cross Coffee. There's one in Hopperst Crossing.
Speaker 2: There's one you Southland.
Speaker 5: There used to be one on kingsway down here get
Speaker 5: the cream, used to get the francakes. No one would
Speaker 5: be have a frown there they wouldn't good anyway. At
Speaker 5: the little Larte drive through in Hoppers Crossing Great Now,
Speaker 5: a woman, I think it's a woman. A customer has
Speaker 5: thrown a hot coffee all over the barista because she
Speaker 5: was furious that she had to wait too long.
Speaker 2: What a troll?
Speaker 5: What a troll. You can't carry on like that, Like
Speaker 5: everyone's just doing their job.
Speaker 2: And like even if the barrista was slow, if the
Speaker 2: barrista was rude, whatever, you don't throw a hot coffee
Speaker 2: over them.
Speaker 5: You don't throw hot coffee over anyone ever. You don't
Speaker 5: throw anything on people.
Speaker 2: Is she being charged? I hope yeah.
Speaker 5: The police have got involved now they're investigating the circumstances
Speaker 5: surrounding an unlawful assault.
Speaker 2: I think she should be cable tied to the little
Speaker 2: late sign to throw a coffee.
Speaker 5: Back the poor lady working there, though she's got like burns.
Speaker 2: It was hot, terrible, terrible. And when I worked at
Speaker 2: David Yans back when I was like eighteen, I used
Speaker 2: to work in the TV department. If a customer was rude,
Speaker 2: I'd be like, I'm just checking. I'm sorry, we don't
Speaker 2: have the TV. You want it in stock, and I'll
Speaker 2: give you hot tip. We could have had forty of
Speaker 2: them out the back, but you weren't getting one. Yeah, right,
Speaker 2: Probably why I got fired because revenue was down. But
Speaker 2: you know what I mean, like if you were rude
Speaker 2: or it'd be like, yep, no worries, I'm just going
Speaker 2: to place that order. You'll get that in a couple
Speaker 2: of days, and then as soon as they'd leave, I'd
Speaker 2: be like, cancel that order, and then that'd after ring,
Speaker 2: after a week. But I'm so sorry. We're still chasing
Speaker 2: it for you, your.
Speaker 5: Witch, your wench. Yeah, but I often feel sorry for
Speaker 5: people who work in restaurants or in shops or whatever rude.
Speaker 2: You know what, many times on radio people have said,
Speaker 2: give us a call and tell us about bad customer service.
Speaker 2: Let's slip it out thirteen twenty four to ten. We'll
Speaker 2: give you a chance to winge about your customers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you don't even need it. You don't need to
Speaker 5: say where you're from. You don't turn people off your business,
Speaker 5: have a rant? How bad? Also, you've got to get
Speaker 5: up in the morning and make coffee for other people
Speaker 5: and their route to you.
Speaker 2: You know what little artepe drive through neat.
Speaker 5: No, I am sorry. I am fueling your morning with caffeine.
Speaker 5: You'd be nice to me.
Speaker 2: You know what, if I was operating the window, I
Speaker 2: would want some sort of buttons where spikes come out
Speaker 2: of the ground. You're like at the airport. If you
Speaker 2: drive over the spikes the wrong way into a can'tpact
Speaker 2: bush your ties. But if Jenny's give me attitude at
Speaker 2: the window, you hit the button, the spikes come up.
Speaker 2: Good luck leaving the drive through. Jenny.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd be like this, this is your morning savior.
Speaker 5: How can I take your order twenty four? Praise me?
Speaker 5: I'm giving you coffee thirty.
Speaker 2: To twenty four to ten worst customers in Melbourne. If
Speaker 2: you've had them, we want to know about it. You
Speaker 2: can remain completely anonymous and then reten. I'm going to
Speaker 2: hook out with some free stuff as well. I've got
Speaker 2: Bailey Nelson Vouchers two hundred and fifty dollars Bailey Nelson
Speaker 2: Bouchers shaking up the way you wear glasses with friendly
Speaker 2: optometris and a strange design frames at fair prices. Let's
Speaker 2: go to Lang Warren loz he Riley.
Speaker 5: Good morning. If you had a shocking customer.
Speaker 12: Good morning, Yes, I have I used to work with
Speaker 12: dab Hi Fi and we sold a like display kettle.
Speaker 7: So it was all wrapped up.
Speaker 12: All ready to go. This lady took it home, realized
Speaker 12: that the lids for the kettle wasn't in it, and
Speaker 12: she called me back up and told me that I
Speaker 12: was going to be the reason why her baby died
Speaker 12: because she couldn't heat up her milk.
Speaker 5: Wow, wow, wow, Riley.
Speaker 12: And keep in mind I was like sixteen.
Speaker 2: At the time, so what it would say?
Speaker 5: Sorry, I'm pretty bad.
Speaker 12: Just panicked and I was like, I'm so sorry, Like
Speaker 12: I'm pretty sure I cried. But yeah, that very traumatic.
Speaker 5: People are awful, aren't they.
Speaker 2: I thought these were going to be light and bright calls.
Speaker 5: No, we're asking for Melbourn's worst customer. It sounds like
Speaker 5: a bad one card.
Speaker 2: I hope her weever was standing on the front door
Speaker 2: of JB with their little colored lanyard on, didn't let
Speaker 2: her in next time. It's a special type of work
Speaker 2: at JB, isn't it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, tap tapping away. Let me just check that for
Speaker 5: your swinging.
Speaker 2: The crazy hipsters just checking on stock for that one.
Speaker 2: Hey days, we got those kettles mate entire energy. Yeah,
Speaker 2: a little bit hipster, a little bit strange.
Speaker 5: Take this and go and collect it from out the back.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, lighting top, Yeah yeah. Our video guy Nandos,
Speaker 2: he used to work there. He is a speeding you.
Speaker 5: You look like do you not know that I did
Speaker 5: not know?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he is a spitting image of.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 5: You would have been working in TV's or something.
Speaker 2: Twenty fourteen.
Speaker 5: He wasn't selling CD's alright.
Speaker 2: He wasn't cool enough for the CD area. Right, we'll
Speaker 2: take more calls next worst customers in Melbourne. If you've
Speaker 2: had him, we want to know about him. This is
Speaker 2: number one hundred. Good morning, we're talking worst customers in Melbourne.
Speaker 2: I just mentioned before thirteen twenty four ten. To join
Speaker 2: us on the air. Our video guy Nandos used to
Speaker 2: work at JB Hi Fi. Looks like, you know, one
Speaker 2: of those crazy hipsters with the lanyard around his neck.
Speaker 2: He's just shown me a complaint he received when he
Speaker 2: was doing the job. Said hello, I've just returned from
Speaker 2: your Hopper's Crossing store where I was looking at activity trackers.
Speaker 2: My son and I were served by a young man
Speaker 2: hipster type who came to us still drinking his morning coffee.
Speaker 2: It was apparent he had a limited knowledge of trackers.
Speaker 5: What on earth is a tracker?
Speaker 2: Well, I'd hang on a last JB. You've done it again, nandos.
Speaker 2: What's a tracker? It's like a garment watch, see he answered?
Speaker 2: Look at that? He answered us, still drinking his morning coffee,
Speaker 2: dressed as a hipster, and didn't really get didn't really
Speaker 2: get much to detail about it.
Speaker 5: Back to hoppers crossing JB.
Speaker 2: I think the guy would have learned in mill Park
Speaker 2: are okate?
Speaker 7: Hi guys, how are you good?
Speaker 2: Worst customer? What do you add?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 7: Look, this is my mum. She works at the post office.
Speaker 7: Now he gets all kinds of duties in the post office.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you do.
Speaker 7: But five to five So, just before you know, finished time,
Speaker 7: a lady comes to get a package that she'd ordered
Speaker 7: no id. Starts getting a bit more angrier by the
Speaker 7: minute because they wouldn't give the package to her, which
Speaker 7: apparently was a phone, which is like a common scam. Anyway,
Speaker 7: long story short, she's getting angrier. She tries to pull
Speaker 7: the FOS machine out of the like it's terminal. Oh,
Speaker 7: she didn't get anywhere with that. So she's picked up
Speaker 7: this hand sanitizer and hurled that over the barriers, your mum, yes,
Speaker 7: and have hit a lady in the elbow and they
Speaker 7: had to call security to escort this nutcase out of.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what would have been worse at that
Speaker 2: bottle burst trying to get Sanny out of the poster.
Speaker 5: I actually feel bad going into a shop, a cafe
Speaker 5: or restaurant, like within fifteen minutes of closing time. But
Speaker 5: they're still trying to make money and do business. But
Speaker 5: I'm like, oh, like the bakery coffee shop near clost
Speaker 5: I'm like, I can't go now, you can already half
Speaker 5: cleaned the machine.
Speaker 2: Well, then if you're not going, they might as well
Speaker 2: go home at two forty five.
Speaker 5: I know, but I feel bad, but they're there either
Speaker 5: they want out, of course.
Speaker 2: They want out at ten o'clock. They wanted out hours ago.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I just yeah, I feel I would feel about.
Speaker 2: The side note God, post office so.
Speaker 5: Random stuff random.
Speaker 2: I was lining up for the other day.
Speaker 5: Post Office goes out the door every single time on there.
Speaker 2: I'm like, when do you want to buy a bloody
Speaker 2: chest set or a make control car? Post office is
Speaker 2: not the place to go.
Speaker 5: Still the only one place that what was that thing
Speaker 5: we used to social distancing. Everyone stands a meter apart
Speaker 5: in the line only at the post office. I'm like,
Speaker 5: we're still doing this.
Speaker 2: Well, they've still got the stickers on the ground.
Speaker 5: Yeah, social distance at a time.
Speaker 2: Morning, worst customary, Melbourne. What you got?
Speaker 11: I need to work ad Bunnings. And I was on
Speaker 11: the return death and a man was trying to return
Speaker 11: a flower that he wasn't happy with, and because I
Speaker 11: told him that he couldn't return it, he threw the
Speaker 11: flower and the pot at my head.
Speaker 2: In his defense, you guys have said we can return plants,
Speaker 2: but he.
Speaker 11: Didn't have the direct card. Use someone else's card.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't be doing that. You also can't even
Speaker 5: you can't.
Speaker 2: Be throwing a pop planet.
Speaker 5: A person that's throwing not allowed.
Speaker 2: You know what, Bonnings? I love how you guys, I
Speaker 2: can semes the receipt. What do you mean so that
Speaker 2: when you pay a right.
Speaker 5: In physical copy?
Speaker 2: No one's taken the physical receipt.
Speaker 5: No, it's great.
Speaker 2: You just typing the little phone number and they text you.
Speaker 2: That's great, hey, Kelly, Yeah, you forget to go on
Speaker 2: the bunning Dad.
Speaker 11: No, I wasn't lucky enough to do that.
Speaker 2: They're real stuff, right, Yeah, yeah they are.
Speaker 5: You have to put in I believe a submission of
Speaker 5: what you would say, though, Is that true, Kelly? Or
Speaker 5: do they tell you what you say?
Speaker 11: No, I'm pretty I'm pretty sure. They just tell you
Speaker 11: what to say and they tell you what product to
Speaker 11: hold as well.
Speaker 5: Get this is Kelly at the front desk when what
Speaker 5: she really works in the nursery reckons.
Speaker 2: They just moved it. Yes, thanks to you called you
Speaker 2: can't be throwing pop plants at people.
Speaker 5: He can't be throwing anything at people's team. You just
Speaker 5: can't do that. No coffee, no pop plants, no hand sanitizing.
Speaker 2: I still got onion gate going on at Bunnings. Remember
Speaker 2: there was a big blow up because if you were
Speaker 2: doing the barbecue out the front, you have to put
Speaker 2: the onions below the page.
Speaker 5: They're holding raves at Bunnings now, I believe the problem
Speaker 5: playing Bunnings.
Speaker 2: Aren't they doing it rave? I got asked to be
Speaker 2: part of the basketball team Bunnings barbecue I think.
Speaker 5: So you go to Bunnings to raise money for the
Speaker 5: basketball time. Yeah, I went to one that was raising
Speaker 5: money for a soccer team. It was in Fitzroy though,
Speaker 5: and they were serving toe turkey sausages, fake turkey.
Speaker 2: That is hard. No, you could class, that's hard. Those
Speaker 2: kids don't deserve the place.
Speaker 10: I know.
Speaker 5: It wasn't raising sorry, sorry money, it wasn't. The soccer
Speaker 5: team was raising money for lost cats home Ah very
Speaker 5: Fitzroy toe turkey sausages and the lost catsme. It is
Speaker 5: time for the five thousand dollar question. We have five
Speaker 5: thousand up for grabs for hard question, five hundred for
Speaker 5: medium question, or fifty dollars for an easy question, and
Speaker 5: our player today is from Chad Vegas, Chadstone, Vera, Good morning.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Vera.
Speaker 2: How old are you?
Speaker 11: It's turn seven in twenty two days?
Speaker 5: Oh six, turning seven and twenty two days? Do you
Speaker 5: know how old Jase is? Vera?
Speaker 9: Vera?
Speaker 2: You one?
Speaker 5: Congratulations, You're very cute.
Speaker 2: I know, Vera. What school do you gotta? Do you
Speaker 2: want to give it a shout out?
Speaker 6: Uh, Maulvin Valley Primary.
Speaker 5: Very good present, Maulven Valley Primary School, shout.
Speaker 2: Out, Vera. Would you like an easy question for fifty
Speaker 2: dollars a medium question for five hundred? Are you going
Speaker 2: to roll the dice and go for five grand with
Speaker 2: a super hard one? Wanting fifty do.
Speaker 5: If you win fifty dollars, Vera.
Speaker 12: I'm gonna buy something.
Speaker 5: Some cam yeah, why not?
Speaker 2: Pretty much by a franchise. It came out of fifty bucks.
Speaker 2: Fifty dollars all right, Vera, Auntie Lauren's going to give
Speaker 2: you a question. Hopefully it's easy because you deserve the
Speaker 2: money you do. And I will put three seconds on
Speaker 2: the clock and you have to try and answer within
Speaker 2: three seconds. Okay, okay, Vera's a bit of an old person.
Speaker 5: Is so cute, really, the old Come on, Vera, mate, no,
Speaker 5: come on, Verra. For fifty dollars, here we go, go
Speaker 5: on a shopping sprit camart. Let's go, Vera, how many
Speaker 5: sides does a square have? She has done it, Vera,
Speaker 5: fifty dollars.
Speaker 2: Congratulations. That's like winning a mill.
Speaker 5: If you're a kid, what what what ailey to a kmart?
Speaker 5: What are you gonna buy?
Speaker 12: I'm gonna by.
Speaker 5: Squish, mellow, squish, mellow squish mellow. Yes, sounds amazing. Everyone
Speaker 5: should send their kids to Vera's school because kids are
Speaker 5: smart there.
Speaker 2: If she was like pack of darts and some mollollies,
Speaker 2: you'd be like, what's wrong with you?
Speaker 5: You've got too many kids. You're broken, You've got too
Speaker 5: many kids. She's six and the cutest little thing, cutibable,
Speaker 5: she's lovely. But you got too many kids. Stop having
Speaker 5: kids and start loving.
Speaker 2: I'm loving children.
Speaker 5: Doesn't sound like no? Well can you give her something
Speaker 5: else as well?
Speaker 3: Sure?
Speaker 2: I just gave her fifty bucks. I'm not a charity.
Speaker 5: I am Vera. Do you like burgers?
Speaker 12: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Does dad? I think your dad's there, Julian. Does
Speaker 5: he like burgers? Yeah? Hey, you old dad. We're also
Speaker 5: giving him a two hundred and fifty dollars Grilled voucher
Speaker 5: because Grill's first ever in Melbourne drive through is opening
Speaker 5: in Chadstone this Saturday.
Speaker 11: We live me.
Speaker 5: That you live in Chadstone. That's why I thought dad
Speaker 5: might like it. Can you tell dad we're giving him
Speaker 5: two hundred and fifty dollars worth of burgers?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Be excited?
Speaker 2: Reckon, Yeah, there are away seven hundred and fifty four
Speaker 2: free burgers. So get to grilled.
Speaker 5: Do you want to join the show, Vera, Vera? Would
Speaker 5: you like to join our show? Jace, Lauren and Vera? Okay, great?
Speaker 2: Any anything else?
Speaker 5: Who do you want to hear a song?
Speaker 2: Vera, Jesus, are you done? Are you right now?
Speaker 5: I'm talking to Verra. Do you want to hear a song?
Speaker 2: Vera can tell my text track and tell him we're
Speaker 2: going to be late.
Speaker 5: He'll be fine.
Speaker 4: Vera.
Speaker 5: Do you want to hear a song?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Who's my favorite?
Speaker 2: I'm not playing the wigs?
Speaker 11: Can I come on?
Speaker 5: How could you say? Now? I don't know what's in
Speaker 5: the log, but get rid of it. The Door The
Speaker 5: Door by Teddy Swims? I love that song? Do you
Speaker 5: have any brothers and sisters?
Speaker 2: Vera, We're going back again. We're going to play that
Speaker 2: bloody song too.
Speaker 5: Do you like footy?
Speaker 2: Verra?
Speaker 5: I got I got six brothers. True.
Speaker 2: I'm going to say Dad's busy, bloody.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's going to need that grill. Val Good on you, Vera,
Speaker 5: you have a great day. I really playing Teddy playing
Speaker 5: Teddy Swims the Door for you?
Speaker 2: Bye?
Speaker 7: Okay?
Speaker 2: Who's your favorite? J? S Lauren.
Speaker 6: Erh Laurence.
Speaker 2: Yes, Queen was forced.
Speaker 5: This is for Vera. Teddy Swims the Door in joy Vera.
Speaker 2: Johnny us all away from a Noosa up on hosting
Speaker 2: Street Mighty Days, Christopher track Morning, How.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry to keep you waiting track, but I had.
Speaker 3: A very I'm on the beach, so it's not that big.
Speaker 5: Of I was just on the phone to a six
Speaker 5: year old and after that I said to Jason Christians
Speaker 5: should never come home. It's four degrees here. Why wouldn't
Speaker 5: you stay? Just stay there, go and play for the
Speaker 5: Bristol Lions or something.
Speaker 2: Don't do that.
Speaker 5: Gold Melbourne are going to come out.
Speaker 3: Probably I'll start my Tiger's team or.
Speaker 2: Something like that.
Speaker 5: You could go play local footing. I'm sure they'd be Hopefully.
Speaker 3: You can enjoy make the AFL.
Speaker 2: How did the body pull up? Because last week when
Speaker 2: we spoke to you, you're gonna do some light training
Speaker 2: or go for a bit of a run.
Speaker 3: Yep, it was good. I'm probably running at your pace
Speaker 3: at the moment. Jake, you're very morning apology.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that's great. It's been confident from Lauren,
Speaker 2: so you fit it.
Speaker 3: No, it's it's going really well and feeling really really good.
Speaker 3: I mean it's very low level running. It's like six
Speaker 3: kilometer k pace, so it's it's nothing so but it's
Speaker 3: good to get the body moving. I think more thin
Speaker 3: orphins like I just hate not being active and being exercising.
Speaker 3: So it's nice to kind ofly well, kind of get
Speaker 3: my body moving again.
Speaker 5: I was going to say, for an athlete to not
Speaker 5: be able to move, that must be messing with your head.
Speaker 2: It's really hard, Lurine, you're talking to track.
Speaker 5: Has that been the mental side of it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, definitely, I've seen the hardest part. I think that's
Speaker 3: what I've always known, probably for when I first got
Speaker 3: the injuries. Like physically my job. I got paid to
Speaker 3: run and lick weights and look good, So that's fine,
Speaker 3: that's not an issue, but it's more the mental start.
Speaker 3: I think that's probably the weather. The biggest thing would
Speaker 3: be the hardest. That would be the hardest thing, to
Speaker 3: be honest. And seven weeks was the first time. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I could run gym, you know, lift some weights, which
Speaker 3: is nice, to go for a swim in the water.
Speaker 3: So because of the wounds and that I wasn't able
Speaker 3: to get the kind of them wet. So it's nice
Speaker 3: to kind of actually get body moving again, which is
Speaker 3: realized you're going, no, no, finish me No. I was
Speaker 3: just so you realized how much actually missed being aptive,
Speaker 3: like just actually just even just walking and just being
Speaker 3: feeling well.
Speaker 5: You take it for granted.
Speaker 2: When we were only saying that the other day.
Speaker 5: I've done my back from being old Christian. I didn't
Speaker 5: actually do anything. You just woke up and couldn't move,
Speaker 5: and I.
Speaker 2: Say, ja around her. It's ridiculous.
Speaker 5: I took for granted just feeling good and feeling well,
Speaker 5: and until it's taken away from you and then you go, oh,
Speaker 5: why didn't I enjoy it?
Speaker 2: Pay track, Just back on the mental side of things,
Speaker 2: because tonight is sort of do or die for the
Speaker 2: D's up against the Doggies. Do you think mentally this
Speaker 2: would have been a lot more challenging if the D's
Speaker 2: were having a great run and they were towards the
Speaker 2: top of the eight for me or for you, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean, that you're missing out we're in there.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, of course, I mean definitely if you're missing
Speaker 3: out on your team having success, No, it's good and
Speaker 3: effect somewhere or the other. But for me, there's also
Speaker 3: nothing I can do, Like, I can't control that situation too,
Speaker 3: So I'm going to try and give my support as
Speaker 3: much as I can to the boys. But at the
Speaker 3: same time, for me, the last seven weeks has been
Speaker 3: really tough, so I also need to really focus on
Speaker 3: getting my body in my mind right. But you know,
Speaker 3: it's a big game tonight, a huge game. I think
Speaker 3: if we win this week can kind of get our
Speaker 3: hopes back up for final because I think I'm not
Speaker 3: too sure in terms of I think we have to
Speaker 3: roll on other people to win, which is not what
Speaker 3: you want to all lose, which is not what you
Speaker 3: want to be auditioning. So I think if we win
Speaker 3: this we kind of we can control our own destiny
Speaker 3: in a way. So and Doggies are playing some great footy,
Speaker 3: so it's going to be a big game, big game.
Speaker 5: Middle of the latter is very blocked up, like alpen
Speaker 5: in the.
Speaker 2: Top three teams don't even from Melbourne. Are you going
Speaker 2: to be on the app paroles with Jenny and Karen
Speaker 2: watching at the NUS.
Speaker 3: Served Jenny, Well, i'd be. I will be not at Thesiness.
Speaker 3: I'll be in my living room and I'll be watching
Speaker 3: some TV, watching it On and Company.
Speaker 2: Do you reckon? He's cruising around him those white straw hats,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Like a retiree.
Speaker 2: Yes, like a retire I reckon. You look like you're
Speaker 2: on a cruise ship up and down the street of
Speaker 2: Hastings Street.
Speaker 5: How good's new track?
Speaker 3: I'm just everyone advocate for it.
Speaker 5: Let's just listen to what it's like up there this morning, Melbournians.
Speaker 5: Just imagine we're a.
Speaker 3: Worn analytics of this radio station. And what's the average
Speaker 3: age demographic?
Speaker 5: Who knows? We'll take anyone.
Speaker 2: Let me let me play some music as you describe
Speaker 2: what you're looking at.
Speaker 5: Just tell us what this seems like. Okay, yeah, we're.
Speaker 3: Dreaming in the morning.
Speaker 5: It's track. It's four degrees.
Speaker 2: What you can see?
Speaker 3: Okay, well, I'm currently standing out to six beautiful palm
Speaker 3: trees with a view of the ocean. The ocean on
Speaker 3: a balcony.
Speaker 2: Is the ocean ching back at you?
Speaker 3: Ocean sparkling? You can see some nice, nice sparkles back
Speaker 3: at you.
Speaker 5: Can you have some canoes?
Speaker 3: There's some people who are doing some canoeing.
Speaker 5: Do you see that big ball in the sky called
Speaker 5: the sun that we don't get to see her in print?
Speaker 3: I can see the sun. I actually can't look at
Speaker 3: it to be on.
Speaker 2: Are you getting wet this morning? Going for a swim?
Speaker 3: I'm good? That's enough. Hey, just quickly before from a stick.
Speaker 3: We're going from a six year old phone.
Speaker 5: That's our show for you, just quickly before we let
Speaker 5: you goes. You've been watching any of what's happening over
Speaker 5: in Paris.
Speaker 3: He I've been how amazing swimming. The swimming has been awesome.
Speaker 3: Watching a lot of the hockey too, which has been good. Boys,
Speaker 3: you've been good. We watched a lot of the basketball.
Speaker 3: They lost the Canada the other day, which is which
Speaker 3: is tough game. Watched some bas and an absolutely freak.
Speaker 3: She is a boss, absolute.
Speaker 5: Boss, isn't she?
Speaker 12: What?
Speaker 3: Actually watched the documentary Dalla Day and it was just
Speaker 3: really relative, really relevant to what I'm going through. So
Speaker 3: I loved it. I really loved it. So that was awesome.
Speaker 3: She's an absolute boss.
Speaker 5: I've been encouraging everyone to watch that.
Speaker 3: I was. Jess Fox is an absolute bar.
Speaker 2: Lauren's got the biggest girl.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she's awesome. Now I read the athlete, ah and
Speaker 3: who else is there? But there's a lot of people
Speaker 3: who I just love. I just love sports, Like what
Speaker 3: about that fifty two year old Turkish go just got
Speaker 3: up and shot it no use, no equipment, no equipment.
Speaker 3: People are saying it's a bit tough that didn't win gold.
Speaker 3: He did it on purpose because it's a bit like
Speaker 3: he's true. God of a shoot. I probably hit man.
Speaker 5: He's very good. That's what we were saying before. There
Speaker 5: are some incredible stories, stories like the fifty eight year
Speaker 5: old woman who's gone in to play table tennis now
Speaker 5: at the Olympic eight.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what about the Italian man who lost his wedding
Speaker 3: ring in the scene then and then said and said,
Speaker 3: I'll put your wedding ring in the scene so they
Speaker 3: could be there forever to get out of it, I
Speaker 3: said that the ballots she gets stuff. You're not doing that.
Speaker 5: No, that's not an Australian way of talking. He wrote
Speaker 5: his wife a love letter find me a man in
Speaker 5: Australia has done that.
Speaker 2: Reason we send an emoji. Hey track, rest up, enjoy,
Speaker 2: nurse and mate, and good luck to the DS tonight.
Speaker 3: Thanks Gods, appreciate it.
Speaker 5: Enjoy the warm Yes, yes, stay there for the rest
Speaker 5: of the year.
Speaker 2: Please come home, please come on. Christopher Draca joining us
Speaker 2: on over Hey, coming up before the end of the show.
Speaker 2: Are we going to be testing out a special skill
Speaker 2: of yours loss your amazing lip reading ability?
Speaker 5: I am I love watching with the TV's on hereing
Speaker 5: on mute obviously. So we're doing a radio show and
Speaker 5: I stare at them all the time and I think
Speaker 5: I know what they're talking about.
Speaker 2: It's like I've got teletext live. Yeah. Well, thanks to E.
Speaker 2: Spentley Dental Group, All Dental under one roof is a
Speaker 2: e B DG dot com dot AU loses Lips is
Speaker 2: coming up very soon. First, though, I've been invited to something.
Speaker 5: We've been invited to Yes, sorry, sorry mom, And this
Speaker 5: is an exclusive invitation amongst like three hundred and fifty people.
Speaker 2: So we've got a We've got a girl that works
Speaker 2: here at the station. We won't say names. Macy is
Speaker 2: her name, and she has been on a health kick
Speaker 2: for the last couple of months and before that.
Speaker 5: A lot of people have been doing health kicks of late.
Speaker 2: I know we're all on them, and so she hasn't
Speaker 2: been going out. She's been very She is the party
Speaker 2: animal of Nova, without doubt.
Speaker 5: The vibeesetter exactly. Yeah, Like if she's not going to
Speaker 5: the Christmas party, no one's going.
Speaker 2: To Christmas party. Yeah. And for the last two months,
Speaker 2: she's also been the mood killer around here because she
Speaker 2: has just been going to church and watching movies.
Speaker 5: She's been doing boxing and coming in every day telling
Speaker 5: us how wonderful.
Speaker 2: Learning videos like you're fit and healthy? Do you think
Speaker 2: I'm I don't want to be sitting on the couch
Speaker 2: at home eating cheesels, cruise and social watching videos off
Speaker 2: you're getting fit? Like you think that helps us? She
Speaker 2: is returning to her party animal glory to get Yeah. Well,
Speaker 2: this Saturday, she's getting it again. She has decided to
Speaker 2: host a house party. This isn't like a thirtieth no. Now,
Speaker 2: if I'm not a Byo barbecue, this is a not.
Speaker 5: A munch legitimate house party. And I might say I'm
Speaker 5: having a house party, right, and that might be six
Speaker 5: girls coming over for champagne and I'm like, I'm having
Speaker 5: a house.
Speaker 2: I would say I'm doing I'm doing Friday night drinks
Speaker 2: at my beers and the footy four people. Yeah, she
Speaker 2: asked us early in the week, hey do you reckon?
Speaker 2: I need to give the neighbors the heads up. At
Speaker 2: the start, I was like, you know what, I would
Speaker 2: drop a note around and a bottle of wine. I
Speaker 2: have now changed my opinion.
Speaker 5: She actually needs to buy them a new house.
Speaker 2: She needs to help them move because on Thursday, Lauren,
Speaker 2: she showed me a video.
Speaker 5: Oh I know.
Speaker 2: Of the lighting and DJ setup that. Oh, I hope
Speaker 2: it's not going to be as loud.
Speaker 5: There's like fifty that's more hectic than some nightclub setups
Speaker 5: I've been to.
Speaker 2: That is un believe. I've got a headache and we
Speaker 2: just played a ten second clip. How loud are they
Speaker 2: going to have it? At the part?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 2: They called us to drop wait a drop.
Speaker 5: I don't think I can go because I've got a
Speaker 5: fortieth to go to before. So if I turn up
Speaker 5: and the fortieth I'm going to wait for. This is
Speaker 5: a snow vintage ski thing.
Speaker 2: You definitely can't get it.
Speaker 5: If I turn up. I'm wearing snow boots, I said
Speaker 5: to Mace, And I'm going to be too hot to
Speaker 5: dance to that.
Speaker 2: What times this start? Are we thinking?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 2: A four thirty.
Speaker 5: Party starts at four? The one I'm going to love.
Speaker 2: Well At first when I heard house dring so I
Speaker 2: was like, Oh, might bring the kids? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Should we bring a bag of cheesels in a bottle
Speaker 5: of wine?
Speaker 2: I think people would be very point when there's cheese
Speaker 2: us in that we are too well for this.
Speaker 5: The party starts like nine, but it might take us
Speaker 5: back passed and picked me up from the ski party,
Speaker 5: and then we can roll in because.
Speaker 2: We mom and dad are hearing a cab.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we need it might make us feel it might
Speaker 5: make us I think we're young.
Speaker 2: From I can't even say the word you know.
Speaker 5: Am I going to feel really old on Sunday?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: You've done your back out? Will there be seats at
Speaker 2: the party?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Is there a quiet room? Is one of those sensory rooms?
Speaker 2: Ma see? Is there some sort of quiet chill out
Speaker 2: zone and some seats like a couch because Lauren's done
Speaker 2: her back out?
Speaker 5: Absolutely not. Have you cleared the furniture out of the house.
Speaker 5: We will get rid of the dining table.
Speaker 3: So there's a dancer and.
Speaker 5: What are we going to use as a podium.
Speaker 2: We're not going to be eaten.
Speaker 3: We're going to be dancing.
Speaker 2: I've got my feet hurt ready, I'm nervous, and you
Speaker 2: know what's going to happen. I'm going to rock up
Speaker 2: with like cause it's b yo. I'll rock up with
Speaker 2: some nice drinks and some bloody twenty one year old
Speaker 2: hillbillys on a bloody center link will siphon all my
Speaker 2: drinks and leave me some cheap UDL crew.
Speaker 5: If you do that, you siphon the good stuff into
Speaker 5: a camelback and we're it on a backpackage.
Speaker 2: Knock it down, camelback and have.
Speaker 5: The straw, and then you don't have to share your
Speaker 5: good stuff with the kids.
Speaker 2: We just walk around with a camel backpacker.
Speaker 5: You sure you want us to hear? Yeah? Absolutely?
Speaker 2: And what he gives a start? Seven.
Speaker 5: We don't want to be on in the Herald Sun
Speaker 5: like being associated with Corey the party boy of twenty
Speaker 5: twenty four.
Speaker 2: If police raid this joint, that's not going to be
Speaker 2: a good look for us.
Speaker 5: As I am super responsible.
Speaker 4: It's going to be a low key house party to
Speaker 4: celebrate my birthday.
Speaker 5: How many people, um, maybe one hundred at this point
Speaker 5: plus and then they'll plus plus like I'm bringing all
Speaker 5: the girls from the fortieth so that's at least another forty,
Speaker 5: right the modern Maria. Should we give up the address
Speaker 5: on it? No? Should I read I've got the invite?
Speaker 5: Should I read it out?
Speaker 2: No, I'm gone not for DJ again. Turn it down,
Speaker 2: wait for the drop mom, turn it down. Ah, we
Speaker 2: made it to Friday has just mentioned before this twenty
Speaker 2: year old's buddy house party, you and I have been
Speaker 2: invited to.
Speaker 5: Mum, I'm worried they've invited us. So something goes wrong,
Speaker 5: you know, and something goes wrong and you look to
Speaker 5: the adult.
Speaker 2: I'll wear the parents Oh so listen, I've just been
Speaker 2: on websites trying to pick my outfit. Shud I wear
Speaker 2: a band T shirt? Is that a cool thing? I
Speaker 2: don't think.
Speaker 5: I don't think they could be playing antellicat. I think
Speaker 5: it's more like it you need a fisher you know,
Speaker 5: or like it?
Speaker 2: Should I wear the fisher hat?
Speaker 5: Yeah? To follow the fish hat?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Right, not the fishermen hat, the fish of the DJ.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got a fisherman's hat.
Speaker 5: It looks just like Okay, so we're fitting. We're going
Speaker 5: to a twenty year old's house party, and that is living.
Speaker 2: Yeap?
Speaker 5: How long did it? I reckon? You and I going
Speaker 5: to walk in, walk out, and go let's go get Japanese.
Speaker 5: It'll be twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: Thank you for.
Speaker 2: Being I don't want to be at the Japanese restaurant
Speaker 2: in the fisherman's hat. That'll be a bad look.
Speaker 5: Tune of myself.
Speaker 2: Hey, Melchrasina is in next Now you're going to any
Speaker 2: twenty year old's house parties on the weekend.
Speaker 5: No, I'm going to be in bed by a ten pm.
Speaker 5: It's going to be Don't worry. We're still going to
Speaker 5: the party.
Speaker 2: We'll be there three hours before it starts. Hey, what's
Speaker 2: coming up today?
Speaker 10: Mail?
Speaker 5: We've got some red room invites and of course more
Speaker 5: chances to get in the draw from there was cash
Speaker 5: car at a Star amazing, excellent.
Speaker 2: Have a great weekend, Melbourne, and we will see you
Speaker 2: on Monday.
Speaker 5: Oh with all the battle scars from the house party we're.
Speaker 2: Going to Oh the stories we're going to have from
Speaker 2: the nineteen minutes where that thing will be unbelievable. Have
Speaker 2: a great weekend, go the days tonight. We'll see him Monday.
Speaker 5: Thank you, Bead, Gonna be good.
Speaker 1: Jason Lauren, Jason.
Speaker 5: Lauren wake up feeling good on Nomber one hundred. Jason
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