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Speaker 1: This is.

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Speaker 2: Welcome to the podcast. Podcast listeners, it is Jess and

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Speaker 2: leto hear from the team and in this episode, Tom

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Speaker 2: Time is back with some horrendous singing.

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Speaker 3: Plus some not so horrendous singing and other talents for trading.

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Speaker 3: I put the call out and said, are you a

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Speaker 3: trade that's talented in another area?

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Speaker 2: And we got some cracking calls.

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Speaker 3: This was after a trading played this amazing piano piece

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Speaker 3: in the middle of a shopping center. My cousin is

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Speaker 3: a trade. He's a plumber, lives up in Tamworth, but

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Speaker 3: he's also a very Tamworth famous bush poet.

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Speaker 4: A big shout out to.

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Speaker 3: Patty Ryan, who when he's not got his hand down

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Speaker 3: a toilet, he's spewing short stage.

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Speaker 5: Fits.

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Speaker 6: And sometimes there's confusion on this show. There's quite a

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Speaker 6: bit of confusion on this show. But geez, when you

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Speaker 6: see it happen to another show, it's even better.

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Speaker 4: We're going to celebrate it, are we. We like to

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Speaker 4: point it out.

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Speaker 6: Fox News over in the States, they're a bit right wing,

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Speaker 6: aren't they?

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Speaker 4: Very conservative?

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Speaker 6: Laura Ingraham is her name. She has a show over there.

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Speaker 6: She's quite controversial Laura, but she gets a friend on

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Speaker 6: Raymond Arario is his name. He's a conservative commentator. He

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Speaker 6: comes in similar to your seven thirty six.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, bit of goss.

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Speaker 4: Raymond comes in with a bit of gods.

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Speaker 6: We do show and tell on this show, we tell

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Speaker 6: you what we've been watching, what we've been streaming. That's

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Speaker 6: what Raymond does as well. And Raymond was talking about

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Speaker 6: a show and I've never heard of it. But the

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Speaker 6: show's called You.

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Speaker 8: Oh yes, I've seen this, Okay, lunched all of season one. Yeah,

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Speaker 8: it's up to season three.

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Speaker 4: Okay, it's on Netflix.

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Speaker 6: It is psychologically rilla slasher television sineeries and.

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Speaker 8: It's got the main guy is known because he was

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Speaker 8: Blake Lively z X.

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Speaker 9: They starting Gossip Girl together for the nine years or whatever.

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Speaker 1: Why she's the best, right there, sir.

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Speaker 9: I know a lot of crap.

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Speaker 1: Great work, right.

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Speaker 6: So he starts there's an episode in You where there's

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Speaker 6: they're talking about measles and vaccinations with measles, and he's

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Speaker 6: having a bit of a laugh with it with Laura

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Speaker 6: on the show and trying to tell her it's on

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Speaker 6: the it's.

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Speaker 4: On the series You.

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Speaker 6: Things go Now they reckon that this was scripted, but

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Speaker 6: everyone's going, no, it is not right.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 6: So he's talking about the television show You, and she

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Speaker 6: doesn't understand what he says.

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Speaker 10: You know, I was watching an episode of You where

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Speaker 10: measles came up.

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Speaker 11: Wait wait wait when did I mention measles?

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Speaker 1: Oh god, I don't know.

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Speaker 4: It was on you?

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Speaker 12: What?

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Speaker 4: What was on me? What are you talking about?

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Speaker 5: What's on you?

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Speaker 13: We never did.

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Speaker 14: We never did a measles in vaccine episode.

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Speaker 4: Is this a joke? I don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 4: It was on you, it was on you.

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Speaker 1: I've never had Raymond, I've never had measles.

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Speaker 4: What are you talking about? It's stupid. It was an

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Speaker 4: episode of a show, Laura.

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Speaker 5: What's it called you? It's called you.

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Speaker 14: I've never done a show on I just called you

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Speaker 14: on Netflix.

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Speaker 11: There's a show called Luring on a Netflix.

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Speaker 4: I'm moving on to a deel. I can't explain this

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Speaker 4: to you, singer.

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Speaker 1: Was that very cleverly crafted for you?

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Speaker 4: I don't think so, because I was saying that as well.

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Speaker 8: It's too confusing to have been like, it doesn't promote

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Speaker 8: the show.

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Speaker 1: I mean it's delivered well. But now everybody's talking about you,

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Speaker 1: and you've just told us about you, maybe so tell

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Speaker 11: And now it's time for Tom the overweight looking Russell

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Speaker 11: brand producer.

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Speaker 5: Time Tom Time are yes please?

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Speaker 11: Good morning Fitzy with Sarah Matt oh No, Matt de

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Speaker 11: group Matt voice is still gone.

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Speaker 4: Good luck to Maddie. We're just out here. I hope

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Speaker 4: you're on the Lemons and Honey's Mate.

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Speaker 11: Yes, sending love and light to Matt de Groot this

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Speaker 11: morning and Fitzy, as you did say, a two hundred

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Speaker 11: buck Amazon gift card this morning for Tom time.

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Speaker 1: Tommy grad to hear for your wife as well. You've

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Speaker 1: been doing your workouts in the little communal back area.

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Speaker 1: What was interesting, I'm not sure if you guys know,

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Speaker 1: was there was a ladies lunch that was held the

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Speaker 1: other day and when Tom walked out, they're in his

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Speaker 1: singlet as they were toasting some champagne and he had

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Speaker 1: his a couple of weights and things to work out

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Speaker 1: in the backyard. He was then slightly embarrassed and wandered off.

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Speaker 11: Yes, my short shorts happened something they did not want

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Speaker 11: to over their.

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Speaker 4: Last communal Is it Tommy?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, what do you mean? It is?

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Speaker 11: Justice Snack says confirmed, but no, it was a one

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Speaker 11: for workout doing the Nike training app I sponsored.

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Speaker 7: And you do sort of burpies and things.

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Speaker 4: You're looking similar to jail Tom the communal area. There

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Speaker 4: is it like you have to do. You have to

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Speaker 4: pick a game that.

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Speaker 1: You have to go and you're with the ladies.

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Speaker 7: You know, I'm with the middle.

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Speaker 9: Daddy gets your own and bottles picked at all.

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Speaker 1: That's different.

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Speaker 4: You're Wentworth. Are you in the.

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Speaker 7: I'm all of those things going?

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Speaker 1: Will you Tim?

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Speaker 11: It's actually Tom and it's certainly not tird. Good morning

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Speaker 11: Amanda in Penrith.

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Speaker 5: How are you.

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Speaker 1: Good? Good starter?

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Speaker 15: Man?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: Oh, here we go, question number one. Get the third

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Speaker 11: one correct and that you win the Truckeyes as Fitz

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Speaker 11: He says, who demanded that producer Lou scratch his back

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Speaker 11: during the show and shouted nails nails when he wanted

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Speaker 11: the scratching to become more aggressive on his back fits you.

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Speaker 4: Well, you've done it, you've done it.

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Speaker 1: I'm one of those people that need to scratch a lot.

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Speaker 1: You'll find me on the corner of the TV here

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Speaker 1: in the studio on a door frame. Quite often. I'm

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Speaker 1: like a bear just rubbing up against a rough tree.

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Speaker 6: Well, they're trying to stop deforestation. That's your hair is getting.

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Speaker 6: Your back is getting hairer and hairer.

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Speaker 1: It's beautiful.

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Speaker 4: The triceps at the moment, it's so thick. It's come over.

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Speaker 11: If you went on to the balcony was were obviously

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Speaker 11: on level five it Rapunzel style.

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Speaker 7: You could let down your back hair.

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Speaker 4: And let it.

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Speaker 14: Spreading grade God laid down your back, beautiful black back there,

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Speaker 14: that's where you do the hairy back.

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Speaker 1: Baby stick.

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Speaker 4: That's good there.

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Speaker 11: It is David, just number two. David who this one?

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Speaker 11: I was when I heard this.

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Speaker 7: I was shocked.

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Speaker 11: Who hung up on it on his wife after she

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Speaker 11: refused to go and buy him fresh bread from the

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Speaker 11: bakery and he said to her, honey, bread from the

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Speaker 11: freezer ain't fresh.

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Speaker 5: Love, goodbye.

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Speaker 13: I feel like that.

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Speaker 1: You should hang up on your beautiful wife.

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Speaker 4: You know what to make it up to her.

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Speaker 6: I've had to bring in the frozen bread to eight. No,

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Speaker 6: it's never fresh.

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Speaker 4: Sare can only toast it.

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Speaker 1: You deserve better than that mode.

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Speaker 4: I've got about half a loaf there if anyone wants

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Speaker 4: some breads.

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Speaker 11: A question number three, get this character and win that prize. Amanda,

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Speaker 11: Oh this is an audio question. Oh now you have

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Speaker 11: to guess who is this singing the This was recorded

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Speaker 11: off for yesterday. Who is this singing the Elvis classic?

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Speaker 7: I wish I was in Dixie.

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Speaker 5: Land ell is Truth is mo.

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Speaker 7: For about five minutes?

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Speaker 5: Shut up?

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Speaker 7: Who thinks he's Elvis? Fits your Whippermanda.

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Speaker 4: I can't give it to you on the show, Amanda.

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Speaker 11: Amanda, Come on, Shane in Boulkham Hills, do you need

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Speaker 11: to hear it again or can you see the.

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Speaker 1: Pretty similar she is?

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Speaker 5: Truth is Bradbury?

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Speaker 1: Oh you have and Sarah's told you to shut up.

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Speaker 9: No, not you, Shane.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, world, I'm Shana. You fell into that one. Congratulations,

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Speaker 1: thanks guys. Let's celebrate this bloke. Guys. This is at

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Speaker 1: the Marrickville Metro station in a West last week. It's

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Speaker 1: a trading in an orange high viz uniform. You may

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Speaker 1: have seen the footage he sits there at the piano,

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Speaker 1: which is a communal piano in this center. Now, this

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Speaker 1: bloke works on site. He's a trade. Obviously he's got

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Speaker 1: his steel capped boots on. But in his spare time

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Speaker 1: he loves to play the keys and impressing his heavy

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Speaker 1: metal band, which is also in. Let's have a listen

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Speaker 1: to this. Everyone was an absolute shock.

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Speaker 4: It's amazing, classically trained. He's nailed. Just wait for someone

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Speaker 4: to come in and go o is it a hairy

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Speaker 4: metal band?

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Speaker 1: A hairy metal band fan? I'm in, But you know

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Speaker 1: what I want to do because no one would have thought.

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Speaker 1: No one would have thought that this trade who came

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Speaker 1: and settled up at the piano would have been able

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Speaker 1: to perform so beautifully as he did. So I'd love

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Speaker 1: to know if you're a trade out there, maybe you're

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Speaker 1: a truck driver. What do you do that's completely different

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Speaker 1: that nobody knows about.

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Speaker 4: Well, you're obviously doing the trade on this Well, no trades.

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Speaker 6: Your bread and butter, that's the thing, and you've that's

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Speaker 6: your little that's your hum on the side.

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Speaker 4: Is your piano.

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Speaker 1: It's the thing. Maybe you're a sparky, but at home

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Speaker 1: you love to write poetry.

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Speaker 4: It's good money being in any trade.

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Speaker 6: You can make your good money doing that and then

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Speaker 6: you can have your fun on the side with your

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Speaker 6: heavy metal band on a Saturday night at the Bridgeway Leno.

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Speaker 1: What is your mate?

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Speaker 2: My best mate KG is a sparky, but he is

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Speaker 2: also a fully qualified chef.

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Speaker 4: Is amazing.

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Speaker 2: He got sick of the hours in the restaurant and

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Speaker 2: now I'm going to do a sparky apprenticeship. So he's

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Speaker 2: done two full apprenticeships. But yeah, you he just like

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Speaker 2: is terribly dressed, sparky and then will cook?

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Speaker 8: You mean does he go back and work in kitchens

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Speaker 2: So the best parmesan I've ever had pub style parmy

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Speaker 6: When you are a trade though, and you become a sparky,

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Speaker 6: you're not telling anyone on site that you're an amazing chef.

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Speaker 4: Oh god, you're expecting your leftover at lunch.

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Speaker 1: I mean there was a guy that I knew and

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Speaker 1: there's another one that works at the pet bar near

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Speaker 4: It's amazing.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that'll be nine ninety five for your parrot feed.

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Speaker 6: Great place to see if you get any laughs though

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Speaker 1: I would say, just when you get a hammered to

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Speaker 11: We're just getting somebody of the Australia's singing Trady who

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Speaker 4: Johnny Ruffo was a concrete or.

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Speaker 1: Because, yeah, you'd be nervous if you were a trade

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Speaker 8: Well, that's Dean Lewis was a cameraman's Channel nine.

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Speaker 4: He drove around.

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Speaker 2: He would just sing to himself.

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Speaker 4: How good is that? That guy has got an amazing voice.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's have a listen to this trading.

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Speaker 7: This is him, this is Danny the.

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Speaker 1: Dwarf. I mean to think you could have that, and

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Speaker 1: then you've got Lenno's bloke who's a chef. I mean,

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Speaker 4: So many talents, so many.

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Speaker 1: We're going to get Lenny across or has he got

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Speaker 11: We're just getting Lenny off speaker. Let's get Lenny now

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Speaker 11: if he can, if you can jump on here is

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Speaker 15: Hey, how are you going?

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Speaker 1: What's your story?

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Speaker 15: My niece is Paris.

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Speaker 16: She's a Lensky and Awards winning landscape and she's.

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Speaker 12: Italian on side car motorbikes on the weekend.

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Speaker 6: Ah so she so she's got like there's a dared

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Speaker 6: devil side to her, Lennie, where she's very courageous getting

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Speaker 13: Oh she's a motocross rider. Oh well, but she side

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Speaker 15: Unit they wing out.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, she races those on the weekend.

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Speaker 4: What is she better at doing a garden or actually racing? Lenny,

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Speaker 4: she's pretty good advice?

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Speaker 5: Yes, can I say.

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Speaker 1: She's pretty good advice? Thanks Lenny. Good luck Paris with

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Speaker 1: your motorbike racing. Thirteen twenty four ten. You've got a story.

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Speaker 1: But like Lenny, if you do have a story, you

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Speaker 1: will go into the running for fifty k on Friday,

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Speaker 1: paton BONDI, what's your extra talent?

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Speaker 13: Pat, I'm a carpet of it. I'm doing law full

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Speaker 4: Going to be a lawyer on how long have you

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Speaker 4: been studying full Pat?

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Speaker 17: I just an exams a my second semester.

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Speaker 6: Now, so how can you study law and be a

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Speaker 4: You must have no time to yourself at all.

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Speaker 18: Well, I just got a.

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Speaker 13: Gardening with it as well, so I got three things

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Speaker 1: God, Pat, I mean, what sort of lord do you

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Speaker 1: want to get into.

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Speaker 13: I'm not sure that I might do social work and

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Speaker 13: not actually be a lawyer.

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Speaker 10: But just use a degree.

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Speaker 6: You're becoming a lawyer, so you can actually just sue

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Speaker 6: the people that refuse the work that you.

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Speaker 1: Just so you can, just so you can say on site,

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Speaker 1: I'll contact my lawyer. If you're not careful, I'll give

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Speaker 1: him a call right now.

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Speaker 4: His phone goes off.

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Speaker 1: Love to know the petty thing that's been fought over

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Speaker 1: in a breakup or a divorce settlement? What was it? Like,

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Speaker 1: I said, could it have been the pet? Was it

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Speaker 1: is mine. It was something that I gave her. It

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Speaker 1: it was sort of a cow that I really liked

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Speaker 4: She's not a child, No, she's not. Why did she

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Speaker 1: Because it was because it was sentimental between the two

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Speaker 4: Was that like pocket? Did you give a pocket money? Gosh?

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Speaker 1: I wasn't paying her.

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Speaker 8: Hows she got turned up? She turned where Bram was

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Speaker 8: to put money in theay.

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Speaker 1: She didn't pick Okay, she did not work for me

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Speaker 1: for the record, But I'd love to know what did

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Speaker 1: you fight over when you walked out the door. Here's

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Speaker 1: one on the other side of the world in New York.

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Speaker 1: These guys have fought over how's this their art collection?

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Speaker 1: They needed to sell the art collection to divide the money,

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Speaker 1: and it was worth nine hundred and twenty seven million dollars.

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Speaker 1: That is ridiculous. I mean there was one painting which

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Speaker 1: Jackson Pollock number seventeen or Jackson Pollock from nineteen fifty one,

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Speaker 1: eighty three mil.

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Speaker 4: That would represent the relationship. Willn't it conserve?

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Speaker 1: It's quite his scattered scattered wild blue.

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Speaker 8: I would argue to your own Jackson Pollocks at home

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Speaker 8: with a tube of paint and a hardy karate chop Jackson.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that how you do? You get the.

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Speaker 8: Tuba paint face the cameras and chop it?

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Speaker 1: Jackson Pollock is called karate chops?

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Speaker 4: It's not?

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Speaker 9: Is it a little bit harder to do?

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Speaker 4: Pro hard? Oh, mister Hart, Yes, Well did he paint

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Speaker 4: like that as well?

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Speaker 1: I think he did. I don't think he actually used

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Speaker 4: Up Jackson Pollocks. Very hard to look at for a

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Speaker 1: You lose your mind? They started the art collection shortly

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Speaker 1: after they got married, and then they continued to collect.

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Speaker 1: There were sixty five artworks in the collection. What a

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Speaker 1: you're thely one on the team that's been through, Yes, DeVos,

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Speaker 1: and statistically someone else will in the team.

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Speaker 9: That's why he's not here.

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Speaker 1: That's not fair, cousin, out of this. Sorry only once,

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Speaker 8: When I got divorced, we did so sort of anything,

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Speaker 9: I do not know why.

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Speaker 8: It was just I said I wanted it, and he

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Speaker 8: I think just to sort of, you know, bite.

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Speaker 4: Give one back the memories, memories.

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Speaker 8: To be married if that was the case. No, it

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Speaker 1: Tommy was in a relationship with a girl and I

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Speaker 1: just lived over here in Pima. Actually told me it

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Speaker 9: That was a nice apartment.

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Speaker 4: I went to that.

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Speaker 1: What's it called the Woolshet or whatever it was, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and it was a romantic. But what I could tell

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Speaker 1: you to fight with this X because he's not going

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Speaker 1: to share these stories. They had an Eiffel tower made

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Speaker 1: out of what looked like coat hangers. It was, which

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Speaker 1: I assume you had bought it some dodgy market.

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Speaker 4: It was.

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Speaker 7: It wasn't that.

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Speaker 9: Dodgy like personal height or like it.

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Speaker 7: Was like half the height of a person.

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Speaker 6: So they're the ones that you know at a market

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Speaker 1: That sort of thing, and then they spray painted to

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Speaker 4: So they have a pair of pliers.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, what would you like to look like?

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Speaker 1: Absolute scrap.

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Speaker 7: I quite liked it. I fought hard.

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Speaker 11: You did get it hard, but I lost because I

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Speaker 1: She loved you.

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Speaker 4: You can do an Eiffel Tower yourself, well.

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Speaker 1: Especially in the market when people come over. Don't give

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Speaker 11: Lion didn't fight over the windsor so, that's for sure, guys.

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Speaker 1: But when you saw the wrist watch, knew it was

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Speaker 4: He's not art at all.

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Speaker 1: And pull that's ogami, all right?

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Speaker 4: Does not look like the Eiffel.

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Speaker 6: Tear at all?

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Speaker 7: Bell leaning tower, It doesn't.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Bell and RAUSI, welcome to the show. What item

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Speaker 1: did you fight over when you split with your ex boyfriend?

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Speaker 13: An?

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Speaker 15: MP three?

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Speaker 6: Oh and what was was it a good playlist bill? Yeah?

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Speaker 8: It was?

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Speaker 16: They were just really like, very famous back then. This

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Speaker 16: the MP three under the tire of his car, drove

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Speaker 1: What a loser anger is?

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Speaker 15: Now?

456
00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:05,080
Speaker 1: Why did you break up Bell?

457
00:21:06,320 --> 00:21:09,399
Speaker 16: He was just a naricissistic, you know person, and it

458
00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,520
Speaker 16: was making me like feel very low. And you know,

459
00:21:12,560 --> 00:21:16,400
Speaker 16: at sixteen, you're like, yeah, young girl, like you want

460
00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,560
Speaker 16: to be able to be happy and live your life

461
00:21:18,600 --> 00:21:21,359
Speaker 16: as well as have a relationship. So yeah, he was

462
00:21:21,440 --> 00:21:22,199
Speaker 16: very controlling.

463
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:25,760
Speaker 4: Today when you make a playlist for someone and he's special.

464
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Speaker 1: Yeah, My first girlfriend, Sally, her name was she made Mustay.

465
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Speaker 1: She made she made a mixtape. She made a mixtape

466
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Speaker 1: and we went on a holiday and she said, you're

467
00:21:36,440 --> 00:21:40,040
Speaker 1: gonna love the tape. But Llie had bon Jovi, he

468
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,239
Speaker 1: had everything on it. Anyway, I said to Dad, we're

469
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:45,280
Speaker 1: in the car. I were going on a road trip, sisters,

470
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Speaker 1: their mom, and I said, I'll put the tape in

471
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Speaker 1: that Sally made. So we're listening to it anyway. Between

472
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:55,520
Speaker 1: the songs, she's recorded herself talking and she's written this

473
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Speaker 1: like small poem. Everyone's gone quite in the car as

474
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Speaker 1: her voice awkwardly has come over the radio and it said,

475
00:22:03,240 --> 00:22:04,960
Speaker 1: we fell in love. So this is how it ended.

476
00:22:04,960 --> 00:22:07,800
Speaker 1: We fell in love so fast. I want you naked

477
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:12,320
Speaker 1: in my bath. I'm there in front of the family.

478
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,720
Speaker 1: This is not the next I understand what you fell

479
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Speaker 1: in love?

480
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Speaker 4: Have you got the one with singing the Bob Dylan song.

481
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Speaker 1: With this I don't think twice with Laura? That was beautiful?

482
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Speaker 1: Have you got that? I want to know what you

483
00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,040
Speaker 1: thought over when you broke up with somebody else settled

484
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,800
Speaker 1: in the divorce. What exactly was that minor thing that

485
00:22:33,840 --> 00:22:36,440
Speaker 1: you said, no, that's mine, will ands and ives?

486
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:38,080
Speaker 4: What did you in your ex fight over.

487
00:22:37,960 --> 00:22:39,800
Speaker 18: Will Hey, you guys, how are you going?

488
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Speaker 2: Yeah?

489
00:22:40,840 --> 00:22:44,080
Speaker 18: So, me and my girlfriend we broke up and she

490
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Speaker 18: bought me this, this pair of pants just before we'd

491
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Speaker 18: broken up, and when we had the final discussion to

492
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Speaker 18: break up. She insisted, I'm coming over and grabbing those

493
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Speaker 18: pants off me.

494
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Speaker 1: Still, she's what sort of pants were they?

495
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Speaker 18: They're actually a nice pair of Gino's. Yeah they were

496
00:23:00,040 --> 00:23:02,680
Speaker 18: word there was some work hands, so I was going

497
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Speaker 18: to work on that Monday without a without a fresh

498
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Speaker 18: bear of parents.

499
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Speaker 1: That's not fair.

500
00:23:05,760 --> 00:23:06,880
Speaker 4: It's patty, isn't it.

501
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,000
Speaker 1: She's trying to hurt you there will.

502
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,720
Speaker 4: It's like your bed head as well, Sarah. He didn't

503
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Speaker 4: need that.

504
00:23:12,520 --> 00:23:14,040
Speaker 9: Head, loved it.

505
00:23:14,160 --> 00:23:14,560
Speaker 4: Who knows?

506
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:17,119
Speaker 6: I knew how much she had rubbed your head on

507
00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:18,560
Speaker 6: there as you were trying to get to.

508
00:23:18,440 --> 00:23:19,080
Speaker 4: Sleep at night.

509
00:23:19,160 --> 00:23:21,960
Speaker 9: Now do you rub your head on a bed head?

510
00:23:22,760 --> 00:23:27,720
Speaker 4: It's so comfortable. I'm using two pillows now, are you many?

511
00:23:27,800 --> 00:23:30,120
Speaker 1: Are you reading and then falling asleep with two pillows

512
00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:32,280
Speaker 1: or your no?

513
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Speaker 6: No, no, it's what I am having shoulder problems at

514
00:23:34,840 --> 00:23:35,440
Speaker 6: the moment I could.

515
00:23:36,920 --> 00:23:38,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, hanging there, buddy.

516
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,560
Speaker 4: Gay in Penrith. What did your husband in X fight

517
00:23:41,640 --> 00:23:42,120
Speaker 4: over Gay?

518
00:23:42,880 --> 00:23:43,040
Speaker 1: Well?

519
00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:46,680
Speaker 15: Actually wasn't me. It was actually his him and his

520
00:23:47,040 --> 00:23:50,600
Speaker 15: ex missus. Yeah, she didn't want the engagement ring anymore,

521
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:54,080
Speaker 15: so she's a fine. He keep your engagement rings and

522
00:23:54,119 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 15: then after a while, she when he knew, when she

523
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,960
Speaker 15: knew he was in a new relationship, she asking for.

524
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Speaker 4: The ring back she knew she did.

525
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 15: He said, not too that when I had already been divorced.

526
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Speaker 15: So I got all my rings melted down to make

527
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Speaker 15: one large ring.

528
00:24:08,359 --> 00:24:09,639
Speaker 12: Says oh, he he's.

529
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Speaker 15: Some golden diamond us them. Okay, thank you. I'd already

530
00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:14,639
Speaker 15: had it melted down and made into another ring and

531
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Speaker 15: she's asking for it.

532
00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:16,640
Speaker 4: Awesome.

533
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Speaker 1: Did he tell her that it had been melted down?

534
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,679
Speaker 15: Nope, he just said no, I think I lost it.

535
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:25,760
Speaker 1: Well, let's hope she's listening right Noway, what was her name?

536
00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:30,400
Speaker 1: I was sort of joking you went for it, thanksgay.

537
00:24:30,119 --> 00:24:32,959
Speaker 4: Caroline, and asked with what did you fight over? Caroline?

538
00:24:33,560 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 17: We fought in parenting orders over whether it was Easter

539
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Speaker 17: Thursday or the day before Good Friday or Maunday Thursday.

540
00:24:42,760 --> 00:24:44,800
Speaker 17: The fight went on and on and on. He he

541
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Speaker 17: did it because he knew it pieved me that people

542
00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:51,160
Speaker 17: called it Easter Thursday, and it thought to the point

543
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Speaker 17: where we still do not have parenting.

544
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Speaker 1: Orders, so no one signed off on who would have

545
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Speaker 1: the kids on those days?

546
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Speaker 4: Do you mean nope, there are.

547
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Speaker 17: No parents orders in place.

548
00:25:01,119 --> 00:25:04,600
Speaker 9: That's amazing, extraordinary, just extraordinary.

549
00:25:04,720 --> 00:25:07,879
Speaker 6: So you were there would have been lawyers involved for

550
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,480
Speaker 6: this as well, Caroline, Oh yes, yes, yeah.

551
00:25:10,359 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 17: It went back and forth between lawyers and the whole,

552
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Speaker 17: the whole shebang.

553
00:25:15,080 --> 00:25:16,199
Speaker 1: So what are the kids going to do?

554
00:25:17,280 --> 00:25:20,160
Speaker 17: Oh no, this is like five six years ago. So

555
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:24,040
Speaker 17: we we we have an agreement, a verbal agreement, and

556
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Speaker 17: it's kind of the you know, this is what happens,

557
00:25:26,960 --> 00:25:29,359
Speaker 17: but there are no formal parenting orders nothing, but.

558
00:25:29,400 --> 00:25:33,480
Speaker 1: It's a verbal agreement over the name of Ash. Caroline,

559
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Speaker 1: thank you for your call.

560
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:35,960
Speaker 4: Jesus would be so happy.

561
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:42,000
Speaker 1: Colby and Jason Hello, sorry mate.

562
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Speaker 4: Jason and Colby?

563
00:25:42,960 --> 00:25:43,240
Speaker 1: Mate?

564
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:46,320
Speaker 4: What did you what did your ex boyfriend never give back?

565
00:25:46,400 --> 00:25:48,239
Speaker 4: Jason ring?

566
00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:51,840
Speaker 10: What was that mean as a jig ring?

567
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Speaker 1: Okay?

568
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,280
Speaker 4: Who bought the original ring? Jase?

569
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Speaker 18: I do?

570
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,119
Speaker 1: Oh no, Colby can ask how much was it? It's

571
00:26:00,240 --> 00:26:04,800
Speaker 1: Jason's Jason, Jason? How much? About fifty dollars?

572
00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:06,639
Speaker 18: So?

573
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:11,400
Speaker 4: And did he just do that because he out of spite? Jason?

574
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:14,040
Speaker 10: No, he was at best moment.

575
00:26:14,440 --> 00:26:17,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, why did you break up? Cobby? Jason? Sorry?

576
00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:21,440
Speaker 10: Because I will. He ended up going back to what

577
00:26:21,520 --> 00:26:23,440
Speaker 10: he used to do. And he's no longer used.

578
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:26,600
Speaker 1: Sounds like a tough one.

579
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Speaker 4: Are you so who got the ring in the end? Jason?

580
00:26:29,720 --> 00:26:31,119
Speaker 10: I think it went to his grave.

581
00:26:31,640 --> 00:26:36,080
Speaker 1: Oh no, sorry to hear Jason. Sounds like quite a journey.

582
00:26:36,359 --> 00:26:37,600
Speaker 5: Can we give Jason?

583
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:38,280
Speaker 1: Yeah?

584
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:43,600
Speaker 4: What about an Amazon gift card Tommy to get another

585
00:26:43,880 --> 00:26:44,439
Speaker 4: another ring?

586
00:26:44,480 --> 00:26:45,840
Speaker 7: Another thing for Jas?

587
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:47,320
Speaker 10: Awesome?

588
00:26:47,520 --> 00:26:49,399
Speaker 1: Well help he is the pain and put a bit

589
00:26:49,440 --> 00:26:50,720
Speaker 1: of a smile on your face. Jason.

590
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Speaker 10: You guys are here for you.

591
00:26:52,480 --> 00:26:57,000
Speaker 6: Yeah, loving your life at the moment. Jose still single

592
00:26:57,200 --> 00:26:58,840
Speaker 6: traffic dating? Are you coming up?

593
00:26:58,920 --> 00:26:59,000
Speaker 15: Well?

594
00:26:59,040 --> 00:27:01,280
Speaker 1: Are you looking to mingle? Jas? Because I know someone

595
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:06,240
Speaker 1: the laugh of love?

596
00:27:06,400 --> 00:27:07,959
Speaker 4: I laugh that I love them.

597
00:27:08,320 --> 00:27:10,920
Speaker 1: I don't know if you've ever heard of Francis Bevan.

598
00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:19,200
Speaker 4: No, we're hitting the road. It's the MIDI live crisis.

599
00:27:19,280 --> 00:27:24,280
Speaker 4: To myself with it.

600
00:27:24,480 --> 00:27:26,480
Speaker 1: There's an old say here in Australia and it's called

601
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:27,879
Speaker 1: too long between drinks.

602
00:27:27,880 --> 00:27:29,520
Speaker 5: MIDI live crisis.

603
00:27:29,840 --> 00:27:35,080
Speaker 13: You've got to check out the night Parrot, the loan time, haven't.

604
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,400
Speaker 15: Tolgate Hotel, Papa JS in Cronoa.

605
00:27:37,560 --> 00:27:39,480
Speaker 18: I love the Dudley, I love the Orange Groast.

606
00:27:45,880 --> 00:27:48,200
Speaker 6: What I say to go to the park And that's guys,

607
00:27:48,240 --> 00:27:50,960
Speaker 6: do you mind. Do you mind if I put a

608
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,480
Speaker 6: bit of a playlist together for the bus.

609
00:27:52,560 --> 00:27:54,359
Speaker 1: I don't know how long it'll last, to be honest,

610
00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,240
Speaker 1: I mean, if we're on this pub tour for twenty

611
00:27:58,280 --> 00:28:00,320
Speaker 1: four hours, how many times are we going to take

612
00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:00,920
Speaker 1: this playlist?

613
00:28:01,160 --> 00:28:03,680
Speaker 6: That's actually go to the second one Leno, But the

614
00:28:03,760 --> 00:28:06,119
Speaker 6: Cosmic Psychos have a song nice Day to go to

615
00:28:06,200 --> 00:28:06,879
Speaker 6: the pub, Go to.

616
00:28:06,920 --> 00:28:11,680
Speaker 4: The pub, Go to the pub and nice day. Yeah.

617
00:28:12,040 --> 00:28:15,159
Speaker 4: I mean we could start with this, or there are

618
00:28:15,200 --> 00:28:17,119
Speaker 4: some other songs that I thought just to get there.

619
00:28:17,400 --> 00:28:19,800
Speaker 1: You know everyone in the movie Okay, what are you thinking?

620
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 6: Well, I don't know, maybe a bit of Vanessa Carlton Crosstown.

621
00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:29,240
Speaker 6: You're sitting pubs and seeing good stuff to the lockdown good.

622
00:28:29,400 --> 00:28:30,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not bad.

623
00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:33,400
Speaker 1: It's just turned into a parody tour.

624
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:36,399
Speaker 4: Well, I just thought, you know, songs to get us

625
00:28:36,480 --> 00:28:38,200
Speaker 4: up and going. Yep, what about a bit of village

626
00:28:38,240 --> 00:28:48,000
Speaker 4: people on boards live crisis kind and that's a bad.

627
00:28:48,040 --> 00:28:49,840
Speaker 1: Good news is you'll be able to do these live

628
00:28:49,920 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 1: on the bus. Hafter a couple of as well, No

629
00:28:52,240 --> 00:28:53,040
Speaker 1: One's a winner.

630
00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 6: This is great and the last one I thought everyone

631
00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:00,680
Speaker 6: loves the Proclaimers where are we going for putting.

632
00:29:00,440 --> 00:29:02,920
Speaker 4: On a shirt and getting ready to make my way

633
00:29:03,040 --> 00:29:04,080
Speaker 4: to Cobb Ashfield.

634
00:29:04,840 --> 00:29:07,680
Speaker 6: And when I get there, I'm going to try out

635
00:29:07,800 --> 00:29:12,160
Speaker 6: to the bar and for a midi of your finest lagatude.

636
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,920
Speaker 1: That stage. If you find me lying in front of

637
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 1: the bus, you'll know exactly where I've got to mate.

638
00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:29,520
Speaker 1: That's great, that's about you're firing up. This is important

639
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 1: because you know what, if we want to try and

640
00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 1: tick off as many pubs in twenty four hours, we're

641
00:29:32,800 --> 00:29:34,800
Speaker 1: going to need that level of energy. You're right eight

642
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:37,920
Speaker 1: o'clock tomorrow, Club Ashfield. That's where we're kicking off the

643
00:29:38,040 --> 00:29:40,080
Speaker 1: breakdown here. As I look through the pubs, you got

644
00:29:40,080 --> 00:29:44,400
Speaker 1: the Rose and Crown Hotel, the Collector Hotel, the Wallpack Hode.

645
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:49,520
Speaker 1: Basically we're in fifteen minute increments here, so there's gonna

646
00:29:49,600 --> 00:29:52,600
Speaker 1: be a lot of on and off the bussey racing

647
00:29:52,720 --> 00:29:55,120
Speaker 1: in mash one down back on the bus.

648
00:29:55,240 --> 00:29:57,520
Speaker 4: Publicans love to have a chat as well, that's the

649
00:29:57,680 --> 00:29:58,120
Speaker 4: tough thing.

650
00:29:58,600 --> 00:30:00,760
Speaker 6: I mean a midi we can get through a pretty quickly.

651
00:30:00,840 --> 00:30:02,600
Speaker 6: You don't have to have a drinking livery pub as well,

652
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,760
Speaker 6: and you know what we're like when we're up at

653
00:30:05,760 --> 00:30:08,440
Speaker 6: four o'clock in the morning on a Friday morning, on Friday,

654
00:30:08,880 --> 00:30:10,640
Speaker 6: you have two beers and you are gone.

655
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 1: Do you know what Tommy just showed you on the

656
00:30:12,240 --> 00:30:14,400
Speaker 1: sheet on our rundown here where there is about a

657
00:30:14,440 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 1: half an hour moment.

658
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:17,080
Speaker 4: Time on the bus.

659
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:19,120
Speaker 1: I believe we're fifty. Said well, I'll bring my pillow

660
00:30:19,200 --> 00:30:19,920
Speaker 1: and I have a sleep.

661
00:30:20,560 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 7: You're very keen on a kip fits before even on

662
00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:23,960
Speaker 7: the water tax.

663
00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,560
Speaker 1: Tommy, you've got here, arrived at Glenmore two o five

664
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:30,840
Speaker 1: and then four fifteen we're going to be leaving the Rocks.

665
00:30:30,880 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 1: So there's ten pubs around the Rocks.

666
00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:37,240
Speaker 11: Yeah, absolutely, and hopefully one of those, Premier Dominic Parisa

667
00:30:37,320 --> 00:30:37,840
Speaker 11: will join you.

668
00:30:38,760 --> 00:30:41,040
Speaker 6: Come on down Premiere. Naomi's given us a call from

669
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,719
Speaker 6: bly Park. What pub should we go to tomorrow? Naomi?

670
00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:47,160
Speaker 15: I really like the Clarenon Cabin.

671
00:30:47,680 --> 00:30:50,800
Speaker 4: Oh where's the Clarendon Clarentions?

672
00:30:50,840 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 13: O't bring the walk street, so I'm not sure in the.

673
00:30:54,160 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 1: Right no rules, All right, we've got twenty four hours.

674
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:01,120
Speaker 6: Maybe we could FaceTime you there Naomi and have a drink.

675
00:31:01,160 --> 00:31:03,320
Speaker 6: We can cheese you from there, Michael and Lewis And

676
00:31:03,400 --> 00:31:05,040
Speaker 6: what pub shall we head to tomorrow Manning.

677
00:31:05,120 --> 00:31:07,560
Speaker 11: I've got the perfect pub fellows for Tommy.

678
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:11,480
Speaker 10: The poker machines full of beer Chook. It's called the

679
00:31:11,560 --> 00:31:13,440
Speaker 10: Golden Sheath at Rose Bay.

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Speaker 4: That's your local, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: What I've been there before?

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Speaker 4: Ye, well, that's where you throw a glass at red

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Speaker 4: food with a.

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Speaker 1: Schoon of glass. Thanks, mich we'll put it on the list.

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Speaker 4: Alice in Borkham Hills your pub recommendation.

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Speaker 16: I was thinking windsor Wolf.

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Speaker 13: It's a bit further out west.

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Speaker 4: Okay. What's the standout with the windsor Wolf?

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Speaker 6: What what do we get there that we don't get

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Speaker 6: at any other pubs?

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Speaker 1: And all right, Schnitty seem to be the favorite.

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Speaker 4: It comes down how many schnitzels can you do? I'm

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Speaker 4: going to annihilate, Oh my god.

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Speaker 1: The concern is that I might not be able to

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Speaker 1: get off the bus afterwards. Tommy, what are you going

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Speaker 1: your hot hands there?

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Speaker 11: Well, so many listeners are getting involved. The teammate Good

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Speaker 11: Nuts supply complimentary nuts to over two thousand and hundred pubs.

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Speaker 4: And the only way I like my nuts nationally. Have

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Speaker 4: given you six giant boxes.

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Speaker 7: Beer nuts and everything yes to accompany you on the

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Speaker 7: pub tour tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Tommy, I'm thinking might makes sense if the team has

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Speaker 1: bum bags as well. What yeah, just so, I mean

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Speaker 1: if we want to keep our nuts, want to keep

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Speaker 1: maybe a glass in there as well.

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Speaker 7: I'm going to put a glass in your bum bag.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, why don't you get an Audica hat as well

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Speaker 4: and hang.

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Speaker 6: Out with the ash.

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Speaker 1: Lots of tracks of pants and whites, sneakers and Tommy

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Speaker 1: Hill figure T shirt. Tommy, what are you like? I'm

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Speaker 1: concerned about the merch. I'm concerned about the out yet.

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Speaker 1: Haven't merged the T shirts arrive?

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Speaker 11: Yes, sorry, and often we do get your sizing wrong, whip,

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Speaker 11: and I must apologize in advance for that. But the

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Speaker 11: merch does arrive. It does arrive this afternoon. Okay, we'll

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Speaker 11: have ones for listeners to win on air tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: We've got hats.

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Speaker 7: We don't have hats, and I said no to the hats.

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Speaker 1: I thought we'd get Legionaires.

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Speaker 7: Actually we might. Yeah, one Legionaires cap for you.

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Speaker 6: And that's customized leather mask that you've got as well,

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Speaker 6: tom from the tuol shed is magnificent.

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Speaker 7: Let Sarah put it on. Sarah, po oh my god,

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Speaker 7: zoo oh yeah much better things.

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Speaker 4: Guys. That's not getting old so funny.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm going to have a.

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Speaker 4: Minute.

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Speaker 6: How funny are kids actually, Leno, have you got the

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Speaker 6: kids say the darned as things? There's a bit of

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Speaker 6: an opener in there as well, because they do, don't they?

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Speaker 4: You know what I mean? That really funny.

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Speaker 6: The other thing as well is that spelling. And we're

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Speaker 6: going through this with Lenny, who's eight years of eight.

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Speaker 5: There they are what's that pro?

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Speaker 4: What is that from? It's from a show in the States,

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Speaker 4: Tiffany Hatty, I think you hop right?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I got to get onto that one.

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Speaker 6: So anyway, Yeah, we're going through this with Lenny now

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Speaker 6: as well, where they misspelled words and you have a

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Speaker 6: bit of a laugh if there's something that your kids

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Speaker 6: have misspelled or you've heard them say, I'd love to

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Speaker 6: hear from in thirteen twenty fourteen, get involved. This young

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Speaker 6: boy loves Batman and he loves his mom, Sarah. I'm

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Speaker 6: going to get you to read all of these out, Sarah.

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Speaker 6: So it doesn't make me look bad, but he has

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Speaker 6: written this to his mum and it's a beautiful message.

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Speaker 1: Okay, spelling's a bit offer is what does it say.

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Speaker 9: Says, Oh, mummy, you are my super whore.

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Speaker 4: It's supposed to be here. Now.

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Speaker 1: I don't know whether she's been described as that in

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Speaker 1: the past where he's got that from.

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Speaker 4: That one word. That word comes out quite a bit

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Speaker 4: with kids with spelling and getting it wrong.

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Speaker 9: I love my whole family.

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Speaker 4: It's supposed to be my whole family.

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Speaker 6: Because this young boy, the old man is I mean,

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Speaker 6: he gets in the kitchen and he's a whiz.

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Speaker 4: So he thought he'd write a message to dad.

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Speaker 1: What does that? One say? Says, do you know what

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Speaker 1: the problem is is?

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Speaker 8: Because the picture he's done of his dad with a

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Speaker 8: hat on it makes him look like this, My dad

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Speaker 8: is the best kock ever.

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Speaker 1: It's no other way to put it.

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Speaker 6: How good is when you fall in love with a teacher,

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Speaker 6: you like to give them a message to This young

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Speaker 6: girl wrote this one to her.

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Speaker 1: It's just cute.

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Speaker 9: I like missus Edward. She is my teacher. I like her,

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Speaker 9: I like her where she does met with us mass

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Speaker 9: I think we're looking for Yeah, maybe she's.

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Speaker 1: No glass barbecue on campus.

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Speaker 4: There's a cup two more there here tears for tits, tights.

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Speaker 4: It's for tights, and I love Satan.

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Speaker 9: Satan. That's supposed to be the whole afterward, Satan's whole.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's Insana. She was writing a message to Sta right,

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Speaker 4: ended up sending it to Satan ted stuffed up.

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Speaker 1: The other day he said to me, Dad, stop being

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Speaker 1: a d head. Now that's not how you spell it,

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Speaker 1: which is nickname d c K is what you need.

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Speaker 1: He obviously shortened it or misspelled it.

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Speaker 9: Lisa was passing on a message very clearly.

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Speaker 4: I was obviously reading some of the male you got, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: that we're.

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Speaker 1: Getting opening the letters. I didn't correct him. I didn't

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Speaker 1: sit down and say no, there's three other letters missing there.

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Speaker 1: I just let it go.

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Speaker 4: But kids, kids do say the darndest things.

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Speaker 6: We're going through a few spelling mistakes here that we're

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Speaker 6: having a bit of a chuckle about.

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Speaker 4: I mean, it's the end of the school year for

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Speaker 4: the kids, and this young lady has written I like

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Speaker 4: missus Edwards. She is my teacher.

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Speaker 1: I like when she does myth with us Matts. I

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Speaker 1: think we're looking for their bit of a typo.

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Speaker 4: Scott and Hobartville, What did your brother say?

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Speaker 18: Scotty legend one PG for the radio back control off

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Speaker 18: but instead of oh.

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Speaker 4: No one, yeah, and he was sometimes I mean he

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Speaker 4: had to work hard.

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Speaker 1: Definitely, yeah, it was lazy mate. No one liked him. Scotty,

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Speaker 1: thank you for keeping that pgster.

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Speaker 4: In Castle Hill. What did your son say?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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00:37:03,719 --> 00:37:06,800
Speaker 10: My son saw a little sorry sort of an Indian

808
00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:09,960
Speaker 10: man at the shops with a turban and he was

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00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,320
Speaker 10: only five at the time. He said, Daddy, look that

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00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:13,720
Speaker 10: poor man's head's broken.

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Speaker 1: Very cute.

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Speaker 6: Caster stitched me up my whole childhood with there was

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Speaker 6: We used to drive up the top of taps and

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00:37:26,840 --> 00:37:29,160
Speaker 6: there be there'd be a huge cliffs. Sarah that had

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Speaker 6: a hole in the cliff. That convinced me my whole

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00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:33,359
Speaker 6: life that that was broken hill.

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Speaker 4: Okay, and I would tell people the guys have been

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Speaker 4: a broken hill just as exciting broken all.

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Speaker 1: It's unbelievable, isn't it a stratfield? What did you undo?

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Speaker 12: We finally went to a restaurant after lockdown and my

821
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:50,720
Speaker 12: son just decided to do an echoing burk, the massive

822
00:37:50,880 --> 00:37:52,879
Speaker 12: surf that he could have ever done. Everyone just turned

823
00:37:52,880 --> 00:37:54,799
Speaker 12: around and looked at us and just stared in down

824
00:37:55,719 --> 00:37:56,759
Speaker 12: turn under my breath and he.

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Speaker 13: Goes bad guys, it all the time.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, very embarrassing and very embarrassing. Emma

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Speaker 6: and Ross Hill, what did your daughter say.

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Speaker 4: The other day?

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Speaker 13: So it's something my daughter says all the time. She

830
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Speaker 13: loves play school and she's got a Jemimah doll. But

831
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Speaker 13: she's only two and she can't say jemima, so she

832
00:38:17,480 --> 00:38:18,360
Speaker 13: says vagina.

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00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, and when you.

834
00:38:20,719 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 13: Can't find it from around the house, going Mommy, Mommy,

835
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Speaker 13: I can't find my vagina.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, God, kids say that. I was at that stage.

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Speaker 1: Part of him started to die. Sarah in Roseville, Hi

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Speaker 1: are going well? Two stories, Sarah, My son was in a.

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Speaker 16: Face of selling everything and was shouting out, you can't

840
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Speaker 16: find you can't.

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Speaker 13: Reach the toilet paper, except he was selling can't next few.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I can see the mix up there. It can

843
00:38:54,239 --> 00:38:59,760
Speaker 1: be completely different kind of Sarah. Oh, lots of funny calls.

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