Speaker 1: Good morning, Melvina, Jason.
Speaker 2: Lauren start your morning the right away.
Speaker 3: Be great.
Speaker 4: This is Jason Lauren No.
Speaker 5: One hundred.
Speaker 4: Well, good morning everybody, and welcome to your Monday.
Speaker 6: Good morning Melbourne. Boje Clinton sent away in Paris. Boss
Speaker 6: wir s, what time is it there?
Speaker 4: Did you say, boss? Way?
Speaker 6: He hasn't lost weight, he's been eating.
Speaker 7: Yes, it's what is it ten o'clock at.
Speaker 6: Night here and it's still light.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 8: Oh, let me just paint a picture because I am
Speaker 8: at a bistro, at a brasseriy in in Paris, because
Speaker 8: I'm doing some crosses for the Today Show. In fact,
Speaker 8: there's a lovely couple just sitting on the table opposite me. Oh,
Speaker 8: you're not a couple. That's already messed up, that's all.
Speaker 7: You're not a couple. She's my sister.
Speaker 4: Can I just point out you have a lovely dinner?
Speaker 6: Hey, but she's quite gorgeous.
Speaker 4: Gives you well, he's a Lauren. I've been watching Clint
Speaker 4: on Skype and just in the background, like at the cafe,
Speaker 4: I know she keeps looking at you, just on the
Speaker 4: corner of.
Speaker 6: Clint keeps looking at her.
Speaker 7: Are we having a lovely dinner?
Speaker 4: Back?
Speaker 7: Yeah, good, okay, good, and we are single.
Speaker 4: Again. We'd like to retract our comments about her potentially looking.
Speaker 7: We've got to find another We've got to another bistro.
Speaker 6: Like there's plenty of them in Paris, Clint, there are
Speaker 6: plenty of fish in the sea in terms of central
Speaker 6: wives and bistros in Paris.
Speaker 4: So we've got the home wrecker over in Paris.
Speaker 6: He is there for you, he asked a question.
Speaker 4: Good call. He's over there for the Olympics, Clint. Is
Speaker 4: it like, is this starting to get a bit of
Speaker 4: a buzz in the air? What are we weak out
Speaker 4: from the games?
Speaker 8: It's extraordinary, especially the security detail the police in Paris.
Speaker 8: Just it's really stepped up this weekend, a lot of
Speaker 8: excited Parisians and of course they've done a dry run.
Speaker 8: Well it's actually a bit of a wet run because
Speaker 8: it's on the River Sin of the opening ceremony.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 8: So there is a real buzz in the air and
Speaker 8: I'm really looking forward to it. Only five days ago?
Speaker 4: Is there still still another five days till this started?
Speaker 6: I feel like the Today Show have been in Paris
Speaker 6: for about two months leading up to this event.
Speaker 8: Lauren texts me and said, I am sick of seeing
Speaker 8: people at the Eiffel Tower, the whole.
Speaker 6: Of Channel nine at the bloody Eiffel Tower all day
Speaker 6: every day. According to get.
Speaker 4: Someone do under the Poo river and they still got
Speaker 4: the floaters.
Speaker 6: No, it's not like that anymore because they're swimming in it.
Speaker 6: They're putting people in it. Hey, it's been a big
Speaker 6: night overnight in news. Yes, and our newsreader is away.
Speaker 6: So what beautiful timing Christmas.
Speaker 4: Joe is out and the walking skeleton will be bowing
Speaker 4: out and.
Speaker 6: Poor Joe, I mean, good on him. He's done the
Speaker 6: right thing there.
Speaker 4: He should have done it maybe a year ago, Lauren,
Speaker 4: to be honest, good on your show. Actually, be interesting
Speaker 4: to see what Cox he says, because we've got a
Speaker 4: special co host, johny Us today.
Speaker 6: Mason Cox is joining us for the whole show because
Speaker 6: Clint is away out with standaway in with Cox.
Speaker 4: Yep, he's going to be rolling in inside the next
Speaker 4: couple of minutes.
Speaker 6: And also so Clint, an Australian on the podium. Oscar
Speaker 6: Piastree wins his first Grand Prix.
Speaker 8: What a moment and there were celebrations in Buddhapest where
Speaker 8: he won it. The Hungarian Grand Prix and also in
Speaker 8: Brighton because Nicole is beautifull. Mum uploaded a photo this
Speaker 8: morning jumping for joy toasting the victory.
Speaker 6: That's right, she's going to join us a little later
Speaker 6: on the show actually to celebrate Oscars win. Could we
Speaker 6: get the champagne bottles and shake it and pop it?
Speaker 4: We're red food in a nightclub, you know, like we.
Speaker 6: Just won the Grand pro but we won because he's Australian.
Speaker 6: You know how we claim people who are successful.
Speaker 4: We won. We are a bandwagon show. Hey, we need
Speaker 4: to talk about the footy as well.
Speaker 6: I don't think we do actually boring.
Speaker 4: No, pass think I'm off the pies.
Speaker 6: Pies are terrible.
Speaker 4: Rich.
Speaker 7: Where are you going now?
Speaker 6: He's going to go for the giant.
Speaker 4: I can't go for the d's either, can I.
Speaker 6: It's going to have to be the giant.
Speaker 4: Bloody Bomber is just missing out as well. Oh mate,
Speaker 4: I was number one of the tipping last week. I
Speaker 4: think I'm going to be like number eight now I've
Speaker 4: had an absolute shocker. Why do you go?
Speaker 7: The Lions? Go the Lions.
Speaker 6: You can't change teams. No, We've done this dance before.
Speaker 6: He'll get kicked out of Victoria if he changes teams again.
Speaker 4: All right, our new co host Mason Cox is going
Speaker 4: to join us on the other side of this. Listen.
Speaker 4: I know they're saying that she's married, but that blonde
Speaker 4: lady behind Clint just keeps having a look at him.
Speaker 4: I don't know, don't look back, don't know's going back.
Speaker 8: Well, they've just ordered the barrata and I can't take
Speaker 8: my eyes off that.
Speaker 4: Let's get into it right across Melbourne. Welcome to you Monday.
Speaker 4: You're on the air with Jason Lauren. We're doing it
Speaker 4: thanks to what If it is Ouzzie for Travel. This
Speaker 4: is a never one hundred good morning joining us in
Speaker 4: the studio. Special co host for this morning from the
Speaker 4: Mighty Magpies, Mason Cough.
Speaker 5: Good morning. It is early for me, it's early.
Speaker 4: It's early toally, but this is not the crowded bitch too.
Speaker 5: You just want to give a shout out to you
Speaker 5: all that's up right now because you've won the day.
Speaker 5: You've won the day already, so it props to you.
Speaker 4: You wouldn't have heard this for a while, but this
Speaker 4: is the song we normally play.
Speaker 6: Jay Subtle, So what's happening at the Pies man.
Speaker 5: Yeah, we haven't. We haven't won for a while. It's
Speaker 5: not ideal scenario, but yeah, it's a bit of a
Speaker 5: media pilon.
Speaker 6: What's the mood like down there though, because there's no
Speaker 6: doubt when there is a media pylon and people are
Speaker 6: frustrated that that filters down eventually to you guys and
Speaker 6: to the players and to the team.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think you see it. But whenever we get
Speaker 5: to the club, it's really just kind of normal. I
Speaker 5: don't know. It's actually better to be around the people
Speaker 5: you're going through it with, if that makes sense.
Speaker 6: Business as usual.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I think everyone's kind of like, okay, you know,
Speaker 5: these are the people you can connect with the most
Speaker 5: because we're all having the same experience and try to
Speaker 5: figure out how you can get away from it.
Speaker 4: Clinton.
Speaker 7: I know it's early for the big questions. Mace, good morning.
Speaker 7: Can you still play finals?
Speaker 4: Brother?
Speaker 5: I think there's still statistical chance. I'm not really too sure.
Speaker 5: You're the footy correspondent here, so I'm not hud of
Speaker 5: for sure, but yeah, I think there's still a statistical
Speaker 5: chance that we're going to go gun for it.
Speaker 4: Would the coach be blowing up because as a Pie fan,
Speaker 4: I'm going to say the score on the weekend against
Speaker 4: the Hawks one hundred and thirty three to six seven
Speaker 4: is not acceptable, Oh Dad from a Grand Final winning team.
Speaker 6: Yeah, does the coach ate like does he get more
Speaker 6: fired up in or is he the one that's sort
Speaker 6: of quite calm.
Speaker 5: He's pretty calm and collective, like he fires up whenever
Speaker 5: he needs to. But that's I'd probably say it's a
Speaker 5: rare occasion for him to kind.
Speaker 4: Of do that.
Speaker 6: He on the weekend.
Speaker 5: You know, I wasn't I wasn't there. It'side the game
Speaker 5: for VFL on Sunday, so I wasn't there in the
Speaker 5: rooms and stuff. But yeah, I can imagine he wouldn't
Speaker 5: be happy obviously with the score and kind of what
Speaker 5: happened over the weekend. But he says it every day.
Speaker 5: It's like, you know, we come in, you know, we
Speaker 5: try to get better every day, whatever capacity that is,
Speaker 5: and just kind of keep putting one foot in front
Speaker 5: of front of the other.
Speaker 6: It's interesting at the moment because I feel like none
Speaker 6: of the big teams that we've known for so long
Speaker 6: is being like top eight and top four, like your
Speaker 6: Richmond's in Melbourne's your Collingwood's like it's it's a weird
Speaker 6: year in footy.
Speaker 4: It feels like to.
Speaker 5: Me, it's insane, Like I think it's like two games
Speaker 5: and there's maybe like thirteen spots. It seems like there
Speaker 5: within two games of each other. Yeah, and yeah, it
Speaker 5: just kind of allows, I guess, for anyone to really
Speaker 5: make that eight, like it is a big question mark.
Speaker 5: I mean, Esden lose over the weekend, they're kind of going, Okay,
Speaker 5: we're going to make finals. Now we need to turn
Speaker 5: things around. So there's a lot of different teams that
Speaker 5: you have ability to make the finals this year, which
Speaker 5: makes makes the lead quite exciting.
Speaker 4: All right, make you cool? Clinton? Who do you think
Speaker 4: is going to be in the final.
Speaker 8: Grand Final playing red hot footy?
Speaker 7: Right now?
Speaker 8: I reckon it'll be Brisbane. I want to say Sydney,
Speaker 8: but they're getting a bit shaky at the moment. I'm
Speaker 8: surrounded by Sydney supporters right now. Do we see the
Speaker 8: plava with Jack Innovan?
Speaker 6: Yes?
Speaker 3: What did he do?
Speaker 4: I miss that?
Speaker 6: He was rubbing it in the face, in your faces?
Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean, is he still the main of yours?
Speaker 8: I enjoy seeing that sort of thing, and you're an American,
Speaker 8: you know.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Like I actually don't mind it well, but I
Speaker 5: give yeah, like I talked some trash and I give
Speaker 5: it out as well. And it's all part of the
Speaker 5: entertainment of the horspeker. It adds more kind of controversy
Speaker 5: to it as more to the game, like we're talking
Speaker 5: about it right now. Like Jack's an entertainer. We all
Speaker 5: know that he was an entertainer for us. He played
Speaker 5: for us. You know now he's played for Hawthorne. What
Speaker 5: did he do exactly?
Speaker 6: Well, he was so used to play for Collingwood. He
Speaker 6: now he's now gone to the Hawks. And the Collingwood
Speaker 6: fans were blowing up that he was sort of rubbing
Speaker 6: it in their noses a bit that now he was
Speaker 6: with Hawthorne and they were absolutely smatching the rise. There
Speaker 6: was much conversation on the socials about it. People were
Speaker 6: not happy.
Speaker 4: Do we see the foot He was called off in
Speaker 4: Ballaratte because of how cold it was. It was a
Speaker 4: local game there that ye pulled the pin.
Speaker 5: Yeah, My first game I ever played in Ballaratte was
Speaker 5: of AFL in general AFL VFL any level was in
Speaker 5: Ballarte and it was cold leading Sonny on the same games.
Speaker 4: Bloody the weekend. All right, well look makee you're going
Speaker 4: to hang out with us throughout the morning. Yes, tell
Speaker 4: you what, you watch your back around here? Clinton, you
Speaker 4: know what the industry is like?
Speaker 7: Wow, exactly, Platon, Well.
Speaker 6: We haven't got him reading the news, but maybe we
Speaker 6: should should we give him a.
Speaker 4: New news actually, and I'll be honest, you couldn't go
Speaker 4: any worse than we normally. That's good. Far up the
Speaker 4: satellite from Paris, we have Clints down away in town
Speaker 4: for the Olympics, which is still what six months away?
Speaker 4: Is it?
Speaker 6: It feels like you've been in Paris forever.
Speaker 8: What an uncouth family we have this morning, the four
Speaker 8: of us. I am in Paris, and look what I
Speaker 8: love about Paris first impressions. I love how Parisians don't
Speaker 8: really give a ship like, you know, you can be
Speaker 8: anywhere at any time, and they just sort of thumb
Speaker 8: your thumb their nose that you you know, they just
Speaker 8: go their business.
Speaker 7: But what also impresses me is.
Speaker 8: They don't really make much of an effort to speak
Speaker 8: much English. It's fair enough because they're in their own
Speaker 8: they're in their own backyard, so fair enough too. So
Speaker 8: a lot of things get lost in translation. And that
Speaker 8: happened to a great colleague and friend of mine, Tony Jones.
Speaker 4: You know what can I just put out? I can
Speaker 4: imagine TJ walking around with his iPhone and one of
Speaker 4: those translating apps.
Speaker 6: He'd have a money belt with his passport under his
Speaker 6: ship to.
Speaker 4: Jones would be a money belt wearer.
Speaker 6: What's he done?
Speaker 8: He is, He's kicking around in a hurly cap and
Speaker 8: a pair of Birken stuff. He's looking every part astray
Speaker 8: and can't understand why none of the pubs stock VB.
Speaker 8: But anyway, he's been he's been a way for it
Speaker 8: for some time, and he's running low on one thing,
Speaker 8: that being underwear.
Speaker 7: So it happens, it does.
Speaker 8: I mean, you know, you need to clean bear every day.
Speaker 8: So he's out, he's fresh out, and he hasn't been
Speaker 8: to the laundromat anyway. He gets to the department store
Speaker 8: across the it's sort of like one of these mega
Speaker 8: supermarket department stores. It is huge, It's like I think
Speaker 8: it's multi level. There around hundreds of people, hundreds of shoppers.
Speaker 8: It's quite chaotic and a lot of Frenchies just going
Speaker 8: about their business.
Speaker 7: Anyway, Tony walks in there and he is just he's confused.
Speaker 6: Is he overwhelmed, because you can get overwhelmed in those
Speaker 6: department stores.
Speaker 4: I get overwhelmed a maya.
Speaker 6: Yeah, No, the European department stores are like they're.
Speaker 7: Hardcore, very hardcore, and this look.
Speaker 8: He goes to seek some help because surely there's surely
Speaker 8: there's a lovely grocery assistant or shop assistant or someone
Speaker 8: who would speak English and help him. Anyway, he barrels
Speaker 8: up to one one young lad and he says, excuse me,
Speaker 8: I need to find some jocks docks.
Speaker 4: Also, Tony would be so condescending to the way he talks.
Speaker 8: There's no bonjour, Just excuse me, I need to find
Speaker 8: some job shocks.
Speaker 6: I don't think the French called lingerie jocks.
Speaker 4: I don't think Tony's asking for laun.
Speaker 7: Not the lacey anyway.
Speaker 9: So the French, he replies, jookes, what is jokes? And
Speaker 9: he goes, you know, jocks, Jookes don't understand what is
Speaker 9: jokes anyway. Tony's like, just need a new pair of jocks,
Speaker 9: like a packs. So Frenchy just he goes ah, I understand.
Speaker 8: So he marches him up to the corner of the
Speaker 8: department slash grocery superstore and presents him with the produced department.
Speaker 6: No, just completely wrong.
Speaker 8: Tony went bright red stormed out in a fit of rage,
Speaker 8: as he does. And I believe he still hasn't replenished
Speaker 8: his jocks stock.
Speaker 6: He's still got rereach grundies, got no and TJ around Paris.
Speaker 4: At the nice hotel or is he at the Neva
Speaker 4: tailler with yourself? Sorry?
Speaker 7: Yeah, he is at lenot.
Speaker 6: What's the name of Can't you lend him some jocks?
Speaker 10: Come on, I wouldn't that way.
Speaker 8: I just I can't imagine I'm not sharing my jocks
Speaker 8: with Tony Jones.
Speaker 6: Yeah, story though, no.
Speaker 4: One's been in Clinton pants for quite some time. And
Speaker 4: teacher the person I was expecting. I'll be honest, we
Speaker 4: are paying your bills, yes, after seven. But first though.
Speaker 3: President Joe Biden is going to stand down from the
Speaker 3: presidential ratio.
Speaker 11: He's stepping down.
Speaker 1: President Biden has announced he will stand down from the research.
Speaker 4: Breaking news overnight out of the US Sleepy Joe the
Speaker 4: Walking Skeleton.
Speaker 6: I don't like you saying that, mate, Honestly, I don't
Speaker 6: like it at all. I actually so Joe Iden has
Speaker 6: pulled out of the US President's I just like sorry
Speaker 6: watching my grandfather and I feel so I just people
Speaker 6: laugh at him tripping over and falling.
Speaker 4: Over the sorry, the people around him should have got
Speaker 4: him to step down.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, the Democratic How do you woke up now?
Speaker 6: Mason Cox is co hosting with us this morning, which
Speaker 6: is actually a really great day for you to be
Speaker 6: as an American. How do you feel about it?
Speaker 5: It is a wild experiment that's happening right now in
Speaker 5: the US. It is very late, obviously in the whole
Speaker 5: presidential election campaign for them to switch. So for Kamala
Speaker 5: Harris to come up and be kind of the face
Speaker 5: of this now, it's I'd almost call it panic stations
Speaker 5: from them.
Speaker 4: Let's she's a sacrificial lamp. They know they're not going
Speaker 4: to win it now.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it's what's the vibe like amongst your family
Speaker 6: and friends people before Joe pulled out? Was it a
Speaker 6: feeling of like, God, what do we do here? Because
Speaker 6: a lot of people are saying there's not a good option.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, I think yeah, it's it's what's the lesser
Speaker 5: of the two options. But yeah, a lot of people
Speaker 5: are asking me how they can get Australian citizenship at
Speaker 5: the mar if I'm married.
Speaker 4: A wife, You've just gone from a seven to nine.
Speaker 4: But what's her story? She's been VP for the last
Speaker 4: four years, Let's be honest, that's you know, you're not
Speaker 4: it's a great job because you dog all is she liked?
Speaker 5: I think she's she's a bit like that. She's a
Speaker 5: bit what you just said. I think people are kind
Speaker 5: of confused as to kind of what policies she supports
Speaker 5: and things like that. And that's going to be massive
Speaker 5: for her, you know, next month, to really kind of
Speaker 5: push that initiative of telling people exactly what she wants
Speaker 5: to do in her presidency if she makes it.
Speaker 4: But she's not hated or anything, or it's just a
Speaker 4: bit bland, like people are just.
Speaker 5: Indifferent, right, But then again, like Joe Biden was vice
Speaker 5: president for you became president, so there.
Speaker 6: Is you know of It would be interesting to see
Speaker 6: how Donald Trump plays it though, because his whole case
Speaker 6: has been he's the better option than Joe Biden because
Speaker 6: he's like just been criticizing all the things Joe's getting wrong.
Speaker 4: He's already come out saying, you know, like he should
Speaker 4: have stepped down ages.
Speaker 6: But now he's going to start to get question question.
Speaker 4: I don't want to offer you money because there's a small,
Speaker 4: slim chance you might get it right. I will happily
Speaker 4: be your butler for a week if you can tell
Speaker 4: me who is our vice prime minister?
Speaker 6: Our vice prime minister?
Speaker 4: Did you know we had what? Well? I assume I'm
Speaker 4: pretty sure we do.
Speaker 6: Do you know, Brady?
Speaker 5: Yep, it is Richard Miles.
Speaker 6: It's just a Today Show correspondent these days. He's on
Speaker 6: the Today Show like every your second day.
Speaker 7: Never heard of Miles?
Speaker 3: Yeah you have?
Speaker 6: He's quite like handsome. He's a handsome guy. Richard always
Speaker 6: on the Today Show.
Speaker 7: He is Richard Miles.
Speaker 12: MP's the Deputy Prime Minister of Australia, Minister for Defense
Speaker 12: and the Federal Member for Correo Geelong.
Speaker 6: He's from Geelong. He's always a yeah you thought he
Speaker 6: was a Today Show correspondent, corresponding show. That's the only
Speaker 6: time did you know that? Mate?
Speaker 5: No idea? Now I'm not from here.
Speaker 6: What a what are you? That's terrible? You're an Australian citizen,
Speaker 6: are you an American?
Speaker 4: Can? You be.
Speaker 6: So do you have to vote?
Speaker 5: I get to vote in the US, Yeah, voting.
Speaker 6: And then you did that from here, do you?
Speaker 5: Yeah? You sit in it. So it cost me like
Speaker 5: cost me like thirty bucks to vote in the US.
Speaker 5: Send the mail over.
Speaker 6: One of those weird countries. You don't have to vote.
Speaker 5: No, no, you don't. Now, so a lot of people
Speaker 5: don't vote. A lot of people don't.
Speaker 6: I feel like there'll be a lot of people not voting.
Speaker 5: Over the last kind of three elections, though, I feel
Speaker 5: like that number is definitely increased, just because it's so controversial.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's happening in all honesty, Richard math I thought
Speaker 4: he was the new lor Oaks.
Speaker 6: He's always wearing too long jersey's on the when the
Speaker 6: Cats play with.
Speaker 4: Right good looking. Yeah yeah yeah. You'd want him representing
Speaker 4: you at the UN wouldn't you. It is all happening
Speaker 4: in the Formula.
Speaker 13: One definitely one of the dreams picked up, you know.
Speaker 13: I think the first one was was reaching F one
Speaker 13: and the second one is winning a race. And I
Speaker 13: managed to thick tho of them off. Now, so very
Speaker 13: very happy. I don't think it's sunk in yet. I
Speaker 13: think I'll ast the needs more times.
Speaker 3: There you go.
Speaker 6: That was Oscar Piastree there talking this morning about his
Speaker 6: first win in Formula one rom pre and hes beautiful, mum.
Speaker 6: I can't imagine anyone he's more excited this morning than
Speaker 6: Nicole Piastre, friend of the show. She joins us, Now, good.
Speaker 14: Morning, Good morning guys.
Speaker 6: How are you congratulations?
Speaker 14: Thank you? I'm well, thank you?
Speaker 4: Hungover yet or still on the high?
Speaker 14: Thank you? I've had about an hour late. Yeah, still
Speaker 14: on the high definitely, Nicole.
Speaker 4: If you had a chance to chat with you, boy, No,
Speaker 4: I have not.
Speaker 14: I've actually just seen him on TV.
Speaker 4: You know, isn't it amazing? That is like any relationship
Speaker 4: with a parent anyway, and it'd be like that'd be right.
Speaker 4: He'll text me back after his text all his friends
Speaker 4: tell you, Yeah, I.
Speaker 14: Just meant that he's stuck in Budapest and on his
Speaker 14: way home. He did say that he called his mother,
Speaker 14: so I'm waiting.
Speaker 6: I'm sure, Oh gosh. I hope he doesn't feel free
Speaker 6: to hang up on us if he calls through. Now, Nicole, hey,
Speaker 6: tell us, how did you watch the race? Because there
Speaker 6: are so many Grand Prixs during the year, did you
Speaker 6: have a feeling about this one going into it, or
Speaker 6: did you just watch it like every other Grand Prix.
Speaker 14: No, you can't have a feeling about them because when
Speaker 14: you start to do that and it just stoves your
Speaker 14: head in. So no, no, just watching at home with
Speaker 14: my partner, with sisters.
Speaker 6: Just yep, with you, sorry with a was up with you?
Speaker 6: The whole family was watching. Yeah, yeah, ready to celebrate.
Speaker 6: What time was it like three o'clock in.
Speaker 4: The morning, waking him? If it's getting down to the
Speaker 4: last couple of laps, it'd be like, you wake up
Speaker 4: right now and watch your brother.
Speaker 14: It was, No, it was it started at eleven, so
Speaker 14: it was about I don't know that. I think it
Speaker 14: was about twelve thirty at all. Finished. Yeah, right, race
Speaker 14: and then there was interviews and then the phone was just.
Speaker 6: Going crazy nuts. I bet. I mean the fault for
Speaker 6: you this has been this is your been, your son's
Speaker 6: lifelong dream as a mum. How does it feel to
Speaker 6: watch him achieve that and win his first Grand Prix.
Speaker 14: Yeah, it's it's you know, it's very it's really I
Speaker 14: don't think it's kissed in yet. It's still hard to
Speaker 14: to kind of believe that that's my kid. On the TV. Now,
Speaker 14: I'm just I'm just it's just his works really hard.
Speaker 14: He sacrificed a lot, he deserves it, So I just,
Speaker 14: you know, I'm just really really happy for him.
Speaker 4: It sounded so calm in the audio we just played then.
Speaker 4: I mean he even said himself, you know, I don't
Speaker 4: think it's sunk in yet? Is he that sort of
Speaker 4: lad like? Yeah? Right, you're not going to say it
Speaker 4: like he doesn't.
Speaker 14: It takes it. Yeah, it takes a lot to get
Speaker 14: off going.
Speaker 6: Surely this is it. Surely at some point he'll get
Speaker 6: to celebrate, once all the media and the carry on
Speaker 6: is over, he'll get a quiet moment with his team
Speaker 6: to properly celebrate Hagghood.
Speaker 14: Yeah, yeah, I'm sure he will. But he's Yes, he's
Speaker 14: by nature painfully reserved.
Speaker 6: He didn't get that gene from Unicol.
Speaker 14: No, he definitely did not.
Speaker 4: So did you say he's heading home now?
Speaker 14: No? No about the home his home?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Right, Yeah. I was going to say, because if
Speaker 4: you're picking him up from the airport, surely that's a
Speaker 4: park and walk in situation.
Speaker 14: You're going, yeah, no, No, it's actually not normally, but isn't. No,
Speaker 14: we do the jump and run. We've we've been, We've
Speaker 14: done I've done a lot of airport runs lifetime, so
Speaker 14: we've got it down. Pat and Nicole.
Speaker 6: I was texting you recently when we were both overseas
Speaker 6: in Europe. I think you're in Pullia watching the silver
Speaker 6: Stone Grand Prix and you were texting me saying, we
Speaker 6: can't really understand what's happening because the commentary is in
Speaker 6: Italian and you're trying to You're like, I'm maring the
Speaker 6: name Piastre a lot, but I'm not quite stall what's
Speaker 6: going on.
Speaker 14: It was crazy and we couldn't even you know, I
Speaker 14: think it's it's one. I didn't realize how much I
Speaker 14: rely on the commentary. Do you know what's going on?
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 14: And then of all the languages, Italian was they were
Speaker 14: so excited and we couldn't tell if it was rainy,
Speaker 14: if it wasn't. I'm texting my partner about who's back
Speaker 14: in Melbourne, going what is going on? Why are they
Speaker 14: doing this? It was just chaos.
Speaker 4: Nicole, please take this the right way. But are you
Speaker 4: a screamer like when you're watching.
Speaker 8: No, I'm not.
Speaker 14: And you know the girls always had a go at
Speaker 14: me I gus the worst I is just go like that,
Speaker 14: and the girls hate it because it's scares them. F
Speaker 14: I'll have you know that Oscar and his sisters are
Speaker 14: far more animated and exciteable when they play Mario Cars.
Speaker 4: How is he on Mario cart any? Good?
Speaker 6: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Yeah, of course, yeah, of course.
Speaker 4: That I just quickly you just mentioned there when you're like,
Speaker 4: you know, you gasp and they're like, what's wrong, what's wrong?
Speaker 4: And we've got Mason Coxy from the Pies today, and
Speaker 4: I know we've spoken Mace to your mum before. It
Speaker 4: must be so hard being a family member watching you know,
Speaker 4: your son compete in something that's so dangerous.
Speaker 5: Is there.
Speaker 4: It's a balance, I guess of excitement and constant nerves.
Speaker 5: I feel free to call because it's my mom was
Speaker 5: a gasper too. She's very much the same. But it
Speaker 5: is tough. I mean, I can imagine with you, like
Speaker 5: like we were mentioning earlier, just having to watch it
Speaker 5: all times of the night and get up and support
Speaker 5: your son go all over the world. It's pretty incredible.
Speaker 5: So credit to you, and I'm so stoked for you,
Speaker 5: Like I know you've been so excited right now and
Speaker 5: he's probably, you know, celebrating with Kim Ketle.
Speaker 7: Is his a little physio over there?
Speaker 5: Good for Kim?
Speaker 14: Yes and yes. Kim sent through a photo of him
Speaker 14: and Oscar with the trophy. It is, without a doubt,
Speaker 14: the worst photo.
Speaker 6: I can good.
Speaker 14: I can't believe you sent it to me.
Speaker 6: So I've got that great frame it it's a framer Nicole. Congratulations.
Speaker 6: You must be so proud. Thanks for jumping on with us.
Speaker 6: We love having you as part of our show.
Speaker 14: You're welcome. Thank you for having me.
Speaker 6: Guys, let's tell me Champagne to celebrate soon. We must,
Speaker 6: we must, we must. There you going to Coole Piastri
Speaker 6: There her son, Oscar Piastree just one his first Grand
Speaker 6: Prix for McLaren over in Hungary. Our Melbourne boy, and
Speaker 6: we love claiming people from Melbourne and Australia when they
Speaker 6: do great things.
Speaker 5: Let's talk about a story. Little suffer happened to me recently.
Speaker 4: I text Mace last night. I said, just never had
Speaker 4: anything rogue happened in your life last week or so?
Speaker 6: I feel like that's a very open ended question for
Speaker 6: someone like mate.
Speaker 5: There was a long message back. There was a lot
Speaker 5: of different dart points within it. But there was one
Speaker 5: story that kind of came up and I want to
Speaker 5: kind of get a bit of your opinion on this, right,
Speaker 5: so recently it was at a game, and yeahs as
Speaker 5: fans do they have a few drinks at the game,
Speaker 5: you know, they get a bit enjoyable of whatever.
Speaker 6: I've seen. That question would see too many.
Speaker 4: Beers because you you played VFL on the weekend, you've
Speaker 4: been out because of injury. When you were out, do
Speaker 4: you sit with the players or are you in the stands?
Speaker 5: You sit with the public.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we have like a little section right with the
Speaker 6: wives and girlfriends and mums and dads and there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not really sex section together.
Speaker 13: Yea.
Speaker 5: So people do kind of come down and ask for
Speaker 5: photos and stuff like that, which is nice and lovely, right,
Speaker 5: but there's a specific women or a woman on the
Speaker 5: way out and yeah, I'll get out of my seat,
Speaker 5: you know, the game's kind of over. I'm going down
Speaker 5: to the rooms, and this lady stops and she goes,
Speaker 5: oh my gosh, can I get a photo? I said,
Speaker 5: of course, of course. I can kind of tell she's
Speaker 5: had a few drinks at this point right now, she's
Speaker 5: a shorter, and she was excited.
Speaker 4: Clear she was a Collingwood fan.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, I covered in calm and stuff. But her
Speaker 5: friend was not. I will say that her friend was not.
Speaker 5: But she came to me. She asked her photo. I said, yeah,
Speaker 5: of course, you know, and this is this lady. She's
Speaker 5: what you say, she's over sixty, over seventy maybe, right,
Speaker 5: so she's kind of towards nearing death.
Speaker 6: Yeah, star not true, young at heart, young at heart?
Speaker 4: He does it go right?
Speaker 5: And she's she's a bit shorter, right, So obviously I'm
Speaker 5: a very tall person. She's a bit short. So it's
Speaker 5: very awkward whenever you hug someone that's short, because.
Speaker 6: You must be because even sometimes we're friends and sometimes
Speaker 6: when I hug you, I'm like headfirst in your belly button,
Speaker 6: and I'm like, this is weird, Yes, weird. Why did
Speaker 6: I turn around? Like you know, you hug someone, your
Speaker 6: head normally goes over the door.
Speaker 5: It's not the same with everyone that So this lady
Speaker 5: was about five feet tall, right, so she was she
Speaker 5: was really quite sure, right, So she's asked for this photo,
Speaker 5: and this your friend's taking the photo and she goes
Speaker 5: and yeah, I'm kind of awkwardly, like where do I
Speaker 5: where I put my hand? You know, it's king to
Speaker 5: like across her head essentially. So she comes over and she,
Speaker 5: you know, puts her arm around me, and her arms
Speaker 5: about at my waist and her arm goes around me
Speaker 5: and then it moves a bit south. She gives the
Speaker 5: full cup of the cheek. Now I'm not saying I'm
Speaker 5: saying she gave me you.
Speaker 6: Can't do that. You can't do that, lady.
Speaker 5: It was it kind of shocked me.
Speaker 4: You know, did you look down and then you get
Speaker 4: the little wink back.
Speaker 6: From the old duck.
Speaker 5: Girlfriend, but not that dusperate.
Speaker 4: That's good.
Speaker 6: What did you say you can't do that?
Speaker 5: I kind of just laughed off a bit.
Speaker 4: You have to when you're that age.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's that age.
Speaker 6: So what do you the other way around? If some
Speaker 6: six year old blow came and squeeze my butt, I'd
Speaker 6: kneecap him.
Speaker 4: If your partner squeezes yourcap him.
Speaker 5: Oh, but there was so I want to say it was.
Speaker 5: Her son was there too, and he was he was
Speaker 5: thoroughly embarrassed because she goes, oh, you're so hamps him
Speaker 5: and then she cups the cheek and I didn't know
Speaker 5: how to react.
Speaker 6: No, you can't do that.
Speaker 4: So this morning we want to talk.
Speaker 2: Naughty Nana.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 6: Do you have a naughty nana?
Speaker 4: Yeah, kinking nana, whether she you know, gets on the
Speaker 4: madoris and watches a bit of game shows in the afternoon.
Speaker 6: Remember one of our producers, producers, Celeste, had a saucy manner.
Speaker 4: That's right, she did too.
Speaker 6: Nana was always trying to hit on her friends.
Speaker 4: And I've said it before and I'll say it again.
Speaker 6: Celestis nursing homes.
Speaker 4: Are like schoolies week. Oh my, at ten o'clock those
Speaker 4: doors get unlocked and I'm talking ten am. Those doors
Speaker 4: are unlocked and they're moving between rooms. Let me tell you.
Speaker 6: Thirteen twenty four ten is our number. Do you have
Speaker 6: a saucy grandparent?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, it will take grandoud's as well.
Speaker 6: Maybe like you Hefner, he might have six girlfriends there.
Speaker 4: Out there enough, we'll refer to them as Heifner. He's
Speaker 4: a bit on the nose, oh is he?
Speaker 6: Maybe Grandma's not like you know what I mean the
Speaker 6: velvet robe just what I mean, I.
Speaker 4: Reckon, I think just gop thirteen twenty four to ten.
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Speaker 6: Nana's Naughty Grandparents.
Speaker 4: Thirteen twenty four ten to join us heeron Nova. We're
Speaker 4: talking about well, naughty grandparents.
Speaker 5: Naughty Nana.
Speaker 4: You know, Mason Cox just asked me during the song.
Speaker 6: What did he ask you during the song? What did
Speaker 6: you ask Mace?
Speaker 4: He said, surely, do you remember your question? No, go ahead,
Speaker 4: go ahead. It's like surely because we're you know, we're
Speaker 4: talking to old people on dating websites and stuff.
Speaker 6: Yeah, there's one called Silver Singles for the Silver.
Speaker 4: Foxes of the Mace was like, surely, Like do you
Speaker 4: still want it at that age?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Here again, I guess, so you go quick.
Speaker 6: I don't know, I'm not a grammar or I'm not
Speaker 6: that old.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 6: No, dating apps, it gets worse.
Speaker 5: Do you get not worst but a company?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Companies great, But we're talking about you know, doing.
Speaker 6: The d I don't know. I haven't asked my nanny
Speaker 6: in a while, and I don't think I ever.
Speaker 4: You're both fighting to be on the bottom. I'm too
Speaker 4: old to climb now.
Speaker 6: Mace got hit on by a grandma. You still got it? Brother?
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, and we want to know. I'm thirteen, twenty fourteen.
Speaker 6: Do you have a saucy grandparent? Ash from Corfield, Good morning.
Speaker 4: I hang on phone lines a planner?
Speaker 6: Is this Microsoft down again?
Speaker 4: Microsoft is down?
Speaker 6: Or is it Jason's user error? Let's go to Kerry
Speaker 6: get our carry morning Kerry. We're good now?
Speaker 3: Is it?
Speaker 6: Is it your grandmother?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 15: Yeah, so she's ninety four. She's over life, you know,
Speaker 15: she's just had enough. Everyone else is going and she's not,
Speaker 15: and she's just miserable. But then she's some. Anytime one
Speaker 15: of our partners will come over, whether it be my partner,
Speaker 15: my auntie's partner, my dad, anyone, she will just be
Speaker 15: a completely different person. This flirt comes out in her.
Speaker 15: It's oh I need help with this for or can
Speaker 15: you help me just come over here a minute? Or
Speaker 15: she just she's flirty and yeah it's hilarious.
Speaker 6: How nice? But is she like really sassy with the
Speaker 6: females in her life and then super flirty with the blokes.
Speaker 15: Oh, I wouldn't say satty. She's just miserable, and you
Speaker 15: know she she just she's just miserable. Then all of
Speaker 15: a sudden, come over and it's like she's this happy,
Speaker 15: bubbly like oflight men.
Speaker 6: Get the firemen's calendar over there, get a pool cleaner,
Speaker 6: a gardener.
Speaker 4: She's in a unit with no pool. I don't know
Speaker 4: why these go.
Speaker 6: I'll make you.
Speaker 4: Let's hit the corefield. Ash you got a snare? Yeah?
Speaker 11: Are you there?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 7: Ash So.
Speaker 11: So my nan loves to give my partner a big
Speaker 11: kiss on the lips, hello and goodbye. There is And
Speaker 11: it's just something that she's done from the start. And
Speaker 11: I said him one day, I was like, and it's like, she's,
Speaker 11: you know, eighty three, she's a widow. She's never going
Speaker 11: to kiss another boy again.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, let her get let me get anyone else?
Speaker 4: Or is it just yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 11: She'll try to like aim for the lips, but I
Speaker 11: always dodge it.
Speaker 6: I love that your partner's just going with it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's all right.
Speaker 6: We'll give her a little.
Speaker 5: As long is the kiss out of curiosity?
Speaker 6: Did she linger?
Speaker 11: No, It's just a quick peck on the lips.
Speaker 6: She's still got it good on your man.
Speaker 4: Is your mom kiss you on the lips?
Speaker 5: When you say no, I will find the kiss on
Speaker 5: the cheek a bit weird.
Speaker 6: That's like, really, no, you're so fictionate though you're a
Speaker 6: big hugger.
Speaker 5: I'm a big hugger because I feel like I'm just
Speaker 5: like a big bear. Yeah, and just like cuddling.
Speaker 6: Like I was still going for a hug for you
Speaker 6: and you went to kiss me, you end up kissing
Speaker 6: me on the top of the head.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Well it's hard down.
Speaker 6: Down to the Nana is the little day. They get
Speaker 6: smaller as they get older.
Speaker 4: Know where we Mason Cox and the Mighty Pies is
Speaker 4: our guest co host and we have another special guest.
Speaker 7: Our next guest is a.
Speaker 2: Melbourne girl, a fashion designer and most importantly one of
Speaker 2: Fluzz's good mates.
Speaker 1: I was previously working in magazines and then I had
Speaker 1: my own fashion retailer called the Connection with my sister
Speaker 1: that still allowed me to then launch Henny in the brand.
Speaker 2: And she's recently been competing and one of the most
Speaker 2: grueling challenges of all time, Dancing with the Stars. Please
Speaker 2: welcome to the show, Sunnier by heel, yes.
Speaker 6: Good morning, No morning. This is like bringing your friend
Speaker 6: to workday.
Speaker 4: I promised we're going to be gentle. She's nervous.
Speaker 6: She's nervous. You don't do a lot of media, do
Speaker 6: you know.
Speaker 1: I'm always nervous. Can I go on radio, live or
Speaker 1: anything like this? But I know I'm in safe pans.
Speaker 6: You're in pans hate Dancing with the Stars. Now, the
Speaker 6: boys didn't watch. I watched last night.
Speaker 7: Firstly, fit.
Speaker 6: I was going to say, could you watch it back?
Speaker 6: Because you recorded it so long ago, didn't you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was so long ago, but it's hard to
Speaker 1: watch yourself on TV. And I just couldn't watch it
Speaker 1: because I knew obviously the outcome and I knew how
Speaker 1: it went. And I got my partner to taper on
Speaker 1: his little iPhone. I said, just you watch it. I'll
Speaker 1: put the boys to bed, and then I'll look at
Speaker 1: it later in my own time.
Speaker 6: And have you watched it yet?
Speaker 5: Bits of it?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 6: Bits of it? Okay. So firstly, you're the most glamorous
Speaker 6: there and you have the coolest dance partner, will you. Yeah,
Speaker 6: he's so great.
Speaker 1: He was so much fun and he was just yeah,
Speaker 1: such a vibe and he's always Yeah, he always looks
Speaker 1: the best.
Speaker 4: There is there any vibe amongst the other celebs, anyone
Speaker 4: throwing the leg over.
Speaker 6: There each other.
Speaker 1: I actually heard about that before I started doing the show,
Speaker 1: when the producers told I hadn't no idea.
Speaker 6: I mean, Rachel married her partner.
Speaker 1: I knew that, but I was just like, I had
Speaker 1: no idea how much actually went on. But none of
Speaker 1: that went on from what I saw, none of that
Speaker 1: went on.
Speaker 6: None of his partner, Pete, who is just divine. You
Speaker 6: guys have been together for a couple of years now.
Speaker 6: Was he cool with you doing it? He was get jealous.
Speaker 1: He was cool initially, but then when I actually told
Speaker 1: him about what the producer said to me in that
Speaker 1: first chat, he was.
Speaker 6: Like, what what, Well, that doesn't actually go on. I said, yeah,
Speaker 6: what did they say?
Speaker 1: They just said that that has happened in the past,
Speaker 1: that a lot of couples actually are kind of together.
Speaker 1: And I told him everything, and then he's a little
Speaker 1: bit concerned, but he was okay.
Speaker 5: After have you told him a few dance moves?
Speaker 9: Now?
Speaker 1: I taught him a few dance moves. Well, if you
Speaker 1: watch the show, doesn't look like I've learned that many days.
Speaker 6: So Nud's got kicked off last night if you missed it,
Speaker 6: she's the first one out, and I was screaming at
Speaker 6: the teacher, whoever that first judge is. Didn't I storm
Speaker 6: in here this morning saying that guy's a jerk, like
Speaker 6: it's supposed to be fun, you're not a professional dancer,
Speaker 6: and his comments. I wanted to jump through the TV
Speaker 6: and kick him in the shins.
Speaker 4: The ice queen Helen Richie, she.
Speaker 6: Was nice, yeah, right, even she was a bit nice
Speaker 6: because I think the other one was just like.
Speaker 3: Do you know what?
Speaker 6: Though he was really lovely when he wasn't when you
Speaker 6: weren't dancing, a bit of a character.
Speaker 1: And also it's really hard when you're doing a show
Speaker 1: like that, because I wish I could could have just
Speaker 1: got out there and just like danced and ran around.
Speaker 1: But it's like it's all about the techniques. It was
Speaker 1: a borroom star, so I had to hold my neck back.
Speaker 1: It was really awkward, couldn't move, and that I had
Speaker 1: to do the heel step, and there's all these little
Speaker 1: things you have to do which no one really knows about.
Speaker 1: So I did think I probably looked a little bit awkward.
Speaker 4: Have you been asked to be on reality shows before?
Speaker 4: A few? Which ones have you knocked back?
Speaker 6: I'm a celebrity, you would be good at.
Speaker 4: That falls like animal balls and stuff like that not
Speaker 4: your thing, testicles for breakfast or sounding like.
Speaker 1: I actually think I'd be okay, Like, yeah, you think
Speaker 1: I'd be okay.
Speaker 4: I know the food bit is why I wouldn't do it.
Speaker 6: No, I's a bit of a challenge be good at
Speaker 6: that one, because like a lot of people see Nahty,
Speaker 6: she's just beautiful, like the most gorgeous girl you've ever seen.
Speaker 6: But I think it would let people get to know you,
Speaker 6: and you're funny and quirky, and.
Speaker 1: It was just a time away from the boys. So
Speaker 1: I just think it's a little bit too long. And
Speaker 1: even dancing was long, but it was easy because some
Speaker 1: of it was shot in Melbourne, so with other bean Melbourne.
Speaker 1: So I think it's just that if I didn't have kids,
Speaker 1: I would actually love the challenge, even survivor. I feel
Speaker 1: like survive would be so much fun. It would be
Speaker 1: so hard, but then once again you're away for a while.
Speaker 4: Last sing it, I.
Speaker 5: Can't see.
Speaker 1: Entertainment and no performing that is not my jam was
Speaker 1: on stage.
Speaker 6: Okay, so Daisy with the Stars aside, because Ben Cousins
Speaker 6: was just absolutely woeful in that last dance and there's
Speaker 6: no way you should have got knocked off instead of him.
Speaker 6: But how's like, life's great. You've got Henny, You've just
Speaker 6: opened a store in Sydney. You're killing it. You're a
Speaker 6: mum of two beautiful boys. Yes, yeah, yeah, it's great.
Speaker 1: It's great at the moment opening up our Sydney store
Speaker 1: at for Henny was just incredible and it's so nice
Speaker 1: being there. And yeah, the boys, two boys, So there
Speaker 1: are a lot boys your partner five and eight, Yeah
Speaker 1: they're in that.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 7: Yeah, he's got.
Speaker 4: Three boys, three boys under under ten. How I could
Speaker 4: have school holidays? Right?
Speaker 14: Hey?
Speaker 6: Are the boys good at footy? May you would know?
Speaker 6: Like you see lots of guys at your club who
Speaker 6: have little ones that come through and they just naturally
Speaker 6: pick up footies and can kick them.
Speaker 5: Yeah that was not me obviously.
Speaker 6: Are you are you also Caen footy players?
Speaker 3: They are?
Speaker 1: I think they're more into soccer and basketball, they play
Speaker 1: all of it. Aston was definitely like you could definitely
Speaker 1: kick aboard at the age of like one or two,
Speaker 1: just like you.
Speaker 6: Just just knew how to love it. Henley not so much.
Speaker 6: Chan was a little bit more arty and like that
Speaker 6: kind of thing. But they're not that. They tend to
Speaker 6: like basketball a little bit more.
Speaker 1: I think it's a bit easier for them maybe inside
Speaker 1: sports way better.
Speaker 4: That's what I got my boys into. We can have
Speaker 4: a latte indoors, let's go basketball, and I have a
Speaker 4: no cricket rule in the house, okay, because it's an
Speaker 4: all day activity.
Speaker 6: This has been coming up a lot.
Speaker 1: Aston wants to start cricket and speaking to a few
Speaker 1: moms and they're like, whatever you do. If you think
Speaker 1: that soccer and foot is bad all day, you will
Speaker 1: literally be there like from morning to night.
Speaker 4: Unless you're able to park the car up on the
Speaker 4: hill and over.
Speaker 6: Get a cricket ball through the window and then she
Speaker 6: hit the horn. Be is another great girlfriend of ours.
Speaker 6: She's a real cricket mom, isn't she.
Speaker 1: I was chatting about her on the weekend with one
Speaker 1: of our new friends, Jess Roberts, who is really close
Speaker 1: with all of us and Beck, and Beck knows her crickets.
Speaker 1: When I first met Beck all those years ago, I
Speaker 1: remember like one of the day tests was on.
Speaker 6: And I was like, oh, I bet it's so boring.
Speaker 1: Chris, Chris like no, Beck like love cricket. She knows
Speaker 1: everything about it, Popper sports yasy.
Speaker 6: She is a proper sports nuffy, isn't she And like yes, yeah,
Speaker 6: all day Yeah, she knows everything about sport. Really into cricket,
Speaker 6: and I had no idea. I got no idea with cricket.
Speaker 4: I went to the boxing day test once and people
Speaker 4: are sitting there with their lunch boxes and everything all
Speaker 4: day on that.
Speaker 6: It goes for five days.
Speaker 4: Tell me about I last an hour.
Speaker 1: So you're not into cricket.
Speaker 4: Not a cricket guy, he's not really.
Speaker 6: A sports guy. I can't throw imagine your mum dancing
Speaker 6: with the stars. We shall get you. You should try
Speaker 6: to do it. We were in a night club together
Speaker 6: on the weekend and I've got a video of you
Speaker 6: trying to teach your sisters how.
Speaker 4: To dance that I will pay you a lot of
Speaker 4: money to.
Speaker 6: Hey, who do you think I'll win dancing with the stars?
Speaker 12: Oh?
Speaker 1: Maybe Lisa, She's amazing on there and sam Jack, Samoantha, Ja, Samoutha,
Speaker 1: Jade's so good.
Speaker 6: Last night I was telling them boys. Julie Goodwin was
Speaker 6: doing some I don't know ballroom situation. Julie Goodwin, she's
Speaker 6: so great dance partner had it picked up, was splitting
Speaker 6: her around in the air. It was amazing.
Speaker 1: She injured herself and everything when she came back here.
Speaker 1: That's after she she literally was told that she wouldn't
Speaker 1: be able to like dance at all.
Speaker 6: And Ben was so sweet.
Speaker 1: I remember one of the days he was like helping her,
Speaker 1: was like, this is what you've got to do to ice.
Speaker 6: Did she recovered? Yeah, she recovered so well.
Speaker 4: Of course I know she.
Speaker 1: She had like a broken leg and she couldn't walk,
Speaker 1: but she still bet me.
Speaker 6: That's where I'm at. Oh, no, you were great. I
Speaker 6: loved watching you.
Speaker 12: Well.
Speaker 6: Thank god it's over.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Thanks guys.
Speaker 6: So at the end of last week, Mace I was
Speaker 6: telling the boys work. In fact, Clint was invited. He
Speaker 6: couldn't come. But it was my brother's fortieth birthday, the
Speaker 6: Big four.
Speaker 13: Oh.
Speaker 6: He had a big pardy on Friday. He and his
Speaker 6: best mate Jace, they are like a few days apart,
Speaker 6: so they had a joint fortieth birthday. It was so
Speaker 6: much fun. I felt like I felt like I was
Speaker 6: at the twenty first again, you know, like fortieth to
Speaker 6: the new twenty first they are, because I'm like, we're here,
Speaker 6: We're doing it. I've got fortieths, like back to back
Speaker 6: at the moment, it's that's where I'm at. You go
Speaker 6: from the year of eighteenth to the years of twenty
Speaker 6: four and then all of a sudden you're at.
Speaker 4: Fortieth or you were planning those birthday.
Speaker 6: So I had a big family day.
Speaker 7: You had.
Speaker 4: My three sisters flying in from Brisbane.
Speaker 5: Yes, lovely Michelle Rayle and he's got a Leticia Wow.
Speaker 4: Mom and dad obviously went through an urban stage anyway.
Speaker 4: So my three sisters come down and they were Sand's
Speaker 4: children and partner. Yes, so they were really ready to
Speaker 4: just they.
Speaker 6: Popped in here. On Friday. I got to meet all
Speaker 6: three of them. One is seems far more sensible than
Speaker 6: the others, sat fair enough.
Speaker 5: To say, I don't feel like that's Letitia.
Speaker 6: It's not Michelle Arda.
Speaker 4: On Saturday night, I took the girls out to Sonderbar
Speaker 4: and Bentley, just out a little local. Now, I thought,
Speaker 4: this is just their little brother taking their sister out.
Speaker 4: For taking his sister out for a couple of drinks. Lovely,
Speaker 4: So we're out a little bit of tappers, a couple
Speaker 4: of cocktails.
Speaker 6: One thing led to another jays.
Speaker 4: Then it was about ten o'clock and I'm like, all right, well,
Speaker 4: you know, we all dunch. We had home, and that's
Speaker 4: when the eldest and the youngest sister were like, well, no,
Speaker 4: we're just getting started.
Speaker 5: Well let's go.
Speaker 4: Where can we go out?
Speaker 6: Well, so I got a text Saturday night, ten fifteen pm.
Speaker 6: I didn't know was that way? I also say so.
Speaker 6: I had gone to Electric, that nightclub bar that which
Speaker 6: kicks off at about ten. We had been at a
Speaker 6: birthday lunch and they agreed to open early for us
Speaker 6: at seven pm.
Speaker 4: Right, anybody else in Electric at seven.
Speaker 6: PM's not normally open. They opened it and we all
Speaker 6: rolled in, just the part that sixty seventy people from
Speaker 6: the party. We had the whole night club to ourselves.
Speaker 6: It was the weirdest thing, but I was like, this
Speaker 6: is living.
Speaker 5: Well, I'm a boss.
Speaker 4: At ten thirty, they no longer had the club to
Speaker 4: themselves because.
Speaker 6: I got a text saying, how's the birthday going, Lauren?
Speaker 6: I'd been at lunch, mind you, this at ten thirty
Speaker 6: I have one sister who's acting like a twenty one
Speaker 6: year old. So we're going out and I said, come
Speaker 6: to Electric and he said the big question, which is
Speaker 6: always on Jason's lips, can I wear my hat?
Speaker 4: Because keep in mind I wasn't dressed to go out
Speaker 4: or anything. So at ten thirty, I'm now rolling into Electric.
Speaker 4: This was a man at girl never leaves his suburb
Speaker 4: with his a lot older sisters.
Speaker 6: And I said, yeah, come on down, but I'm leaving
Speaker 6: at midnight, like Cinderella is out of here at midnight.
Speaker 6: He said, I just told my sister you will be
Speaker 6: home by midnight. She said, what a loser. What a
Speaker 6: loser is what she said.
Speaker 4: So we rolled in. We joined Bow's birthday celebrations. Lauren
Speaker 4: did leave was maybe about twelve thirty. I think you
Speaker 4: did the phantom.
Speaker 6: Yeah, well I had. This is the I said to someone,
Speaker 6: Jase's coming. How does he get in because by that
Speaker 6: stage is a huge one. And they said, I just
Speaker 6: tid him to go to the front Saint's Jason from
Speaker 6: Jason and he goes, I can't do that. You have
Speaker 6: to go up to the front seat. I'm Jason from Jason.
Speaker 5: There is sisters that do it.
Speaker 4: There was absolutely no way I was going to do that.
Speaker 4: I'd rather climb the five stairs. Now, speaking of stairs,
Speaker 4: there's a lot of stairs.
Speaker 5: There's a lot of stairs. There's a ballroom staircase going
Speaker 5: up that joint, not that I would not.
Speaker 4: So can I flash forward now to one am. Lauren
Speaker 4: has now left me in the bar?
Speaker 6: I did I did slightly break my curfew?
Speaker 4: I am there partying with my two older sisters, just
Speaker 4: begging them can we go home? And that's when my
Speaker 4: elder sister looks at me and goes, all right, two more,
Speaker 4: two more.
Speaker 6: She's going to say three more songs.
Speaker 4: More, Speaking of which she goes, did she have three more? No?
Speaker 4: She leant over to the DJ and asked if he
Speaker 4: would put on a remix of Mister bright Side.
Speaker 6: Oh no, lot.
Speaker 4: Her and said, no.
Speaker 6: I love you in the wrong place. Go back to Frostbites.
Speaker 12: Yes.
Speaker 4: So, there we were at one o'clock in the morning,
Speaker 4: and I'm I'm holding my oldest sister trying to get
Speaker 4: her down the stairs and take her home, feeling like
Speaker 4: I was the parent.
Speaker 6: Well, I left and left my very responsible forty year
Speaker 6: old just newly forty year old brother and his wife
Speaker 6: to be there, who, even though we live in the
Speaker 6: same street, then left ten minutes after me to realize
Speaker 6: they'd lost the house keys to jump the fence, and
Speaker 6: he thinks he's broken his ankle. Happy birthday, Bowen, Happy birthday,
Speaker 6: big brother.
Speaker 4: I'll be honest.
Speaker 5: Good night, the hospital, the state.
Speaker 4: I saw your brother, and if a broken ankle is
Speaker 4: the only thing he felt it, then he would have
Speaker 4: Here we go one question, five thousand dollars.
Speaker 6: It goes off today on a Monday. Come on, I
Speaker 6: want to give away because Mason Cox is co hosting
Speaker 6: with us this morning, and would it be fun for
Speaker 6: you to give away to five thousand dollars?
Speaker 4: I would love to five I would say this is gettable.
Speaker 4: Today's question. All right, let's go to the phones and
Speaker 4: after Friday's little outage, hope to god they work.
Speaker 6: Lex from Parkdale, good morning, Good morning, Lex. What do
Speaker 6: you do with yourself? What do you do for a crust?
Speaker 15: I'm a lawyer, Actually I'm smart.
Speaker 6: She's a lawyer. All right, We've got three questions lined
Speaker 6: up for you. A tricky question for five grand, a
Speaker 6: medium question for five hundred, or an easy one for
Speaker 6: fifty bucks. What are you leaning towards?
Speaker 14: I would love a hard one, hopefully a hard one.
Speaker 5: For five thousand dollars.
Speaker 4: Lex just quickly, did you watch suits? And how accurate
Speaker 4: was it?
Speaker 14: I did watch suits?
Speaker 15: It's pretty good.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 5: What about Judge?
Speaker 6: I'm watching one called Your Honor at the moment. It's
Speaker 6: pretty hardcore.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's good.
Speaker 12: God.
Speaker 6: I love Judge Judy, Judge Judy Chamberlain.
Speaker 4: This is her court route. This is okay, let's watcause
Speaker 4: all right, Lex in parked our Mason's to give you
Speaker 4: a question. You will have three seconds to answer. If
Speaker 4: you don't know, guess Lex, All right, come on here
Speaker 4: we go, good luck? All right?
Speaker 5: The question is what was the score in last year's
Speaker 5: AFL Grand Final three two?
Speaker 14: Holly?
Speaker 15: I don't know.
Speaker 4: For the score?
Speaker 6: Unfortunately we were It was ninety to eighty six. They
Speaker 6: won by four points. Remember how could you forget?
Speaker 4: I was watching it at Stomping Ground and my rabbins
Speaker 4: standing on the tables yelling at the team.
Speaker 6: I was there, like a proper Collingwood fan, not back
Speaker 6: Collwood in the stand, screaming solid best day of your life? Base?
Speaker 5: But were you doing that?
Speaker 4: Lex? Unfortunately, no cash? This morning. But thanks for giving
Speaker 4: it a crack, all right, no thanks, all right, thanks
Speaker 4: lex I was it was a ripping grand fine. It
Speaker 4: was nothing worse. One of the score blows out, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean, we did a point.
Speaker 6: It was like j of your seat stuff for that
Speaker 6: whole last quarter.
Speaker 4: Were you on the paddock in the last corner?
Speaker 5: I was. I collapsed once the siren went, the tornado
Speaker 5: siring went, you know the thing that siren, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: yeah yeah. I just was like, I'm done for the day,
Speaker 5: absolutely nothing.
Speaker 6: Remember Mace came in for the next day and going
Speaker 6: into Mad Monday, and he was still in his uniform,
Speaker 6: was not filmed, and we put him in his in
Speaker 6: his blow up dinosaur outfit.
Speaker 4: And dropped him off for Mad Mad Monday.
Speaker 5: But you bought me McNuggets.
Speaker 4: I was.
Speaker 5: That was very grateful for that because I needed at
Speaker 5: that point.
Speaker 4: We did buy your nuggets and you most gave me
Speaker 4: your your.
Speaker 6: Metal in exchange for the nuggets.
Speaker 4: Yeap, so a ten pack and sweet and house seemed
Speaker 4: like a legitimate trade at that point.
Speaker 5: I needed it.
Speaker 4: You're on the air with and Lauren.
Speaker 5: Wet It is cute? Can I so cute?
Speaker 6: Finish a good job, and then we'll talk about what.
Speaker 4: He loves. We are on the air thanks to our
Speaker 4: mates at what If It is Ozzie for travel. Clint
Speaker 4: is over in Paddy for the Olympics. We're going to
Speaker 4: cross to him very sorry.
Speaker 6: We don't care about him because we've replaced him with puppies.
Speaker 4: So, because Mason Cox is our co host this morning,
Speaker 4: you're also not only a mighty Pies play, You're also
Speaker 4: wearing another hat at the moment, aren't you.
Speaker 5: Yes, God died Victoria Ambassador, which is pretty incredible. It'sself like,
Speaker 5: We've got these puppies there.
Speaker 6: And both ambassadors for Guide Dogs and I just can't
Speaker 6: imagine how much I'm twisting it took you to get
Speaker 6: the Carter sect. Can you come and play with the puppies?
Speaker 4: Big men, little big man, little little now.
Speaker 5: But they do get a lot bigger.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I just found out during the
Speaker 4: song Mason has never in his life had a pet.
Speaker 3: Never.
Speaker 6: Well, you're an apartment living now, so that's been hardish.
Speaker 5: I've got two older brothers. That's enough.
Speaker 4: Animals, you are not allowed to get a fish. We're
Speaker 4: not having an aquarium guy on the show.
Speaker 5: All right, well, I sometimes it's nice, you know, like
Speaker 5: my brother's got a dog, you know, and then I
Speaker 5: get to go and visit the dog and get all
Speaker 5: that you love and attention and stuff.
Speaker 6: And mumpy cuddles are the best.
Speaker 5: Always excited to see you.
Speaker 4: Can I just say so?
Speaker 6: We've got a couple of little Guide Dog pups in
Speaker 6: here this morning. Now, this is Nams. She isn't she cute?
Speaker 4: She looks just like me sitting on the couch.
Speaker 6: How many weeks old are they?
Speaker 15: Like?
Speaker 6: Sixteen six and eight weeks? They're only eight weeks old.
Speaker 4: I really like, nothing would make my day more than
Speaker 4: that dog pissing.
Speaker 6: Okay, so the reason we've got these little pupps in
Speaker 6: Mace and I both ambassadors for the Guide Dogs. And
Speaker 6: these guys are so cute. But you know who loves
Speaker 6: puppies the most? Kids and school kids, And there's a
Speaker 6: competition at the moment where you and your school could
Speaker 6: be naming the whole litter of puppies after you. Litter, Yeah, litter,
Speaker 6: A whole litter may tell us about it.
Speaker 5: So it's called the puppy pledge, And yeah, it is
Speaker 5: an opportunity to be able to a name a whole
Speaker 5: These are these little fellows so cute? But is it
Speaker 5: a great opportunity to be able to to do this obviously,
Speaker 5: you know school children is an amazing opportunity to kind
Speaker 5: of be able to be involved in the guard Dogs
Speaker 5: Victoria campaign.
Speaker 6: So if you and your school like to get involved,
Speaker 6: you've got seven weeks to find an interesting way to
Speaker 6: raise money. You can jump on the website. It's vic
Speaker 6: dot guide, doogs dot com dot au, forward slash get involved.
Speaker 6: We will put it up on our website as well
Speaker 6: with the Puppy pledge and you can be naming these
Speaker 6: little girls.
Speaker 5: Guys are so cute?
Speaker 4: Are you? Why are you talking to me like a dog?
Speaker 6: That's what.
Speaker 4: I'm not sittingey set myself.
Speaker 6: Now we're talking puppy as well.
Speaker 5: Use a whole language.
Speaker 6: Do you want to good?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 6: GJA? A little a little pup can even make the
Speaker 6: hardest of hearts like yours.
Speaker 4: Warm up, true, Bring me the dog, Bring me the dog.
Speaker 4: Bringing the dogs warms.
Speaker 6: Let's see if it warms is cold?
Speaker 13: Heart?
Speaker 4: Can I ask a question when it comes to dogs?
Speaker 4: You a.
Speaker 5: Jesus?
Speaker 4: If the dog pisces on me? Where to God?
Speaker 6: You know what I always say, you're a solid four
Speaker 6: out of ten holding that puppy five and a half
Speaker 6: out of ten.
Speaker 4: Are are your mouth to mouth kisser when it comes to.
Speaker 6: The dogs, No, I'm not a tongue girl with the dogs.
Speaker 6: A little lick on the cheek is fine. I mean
Speaker 6: puppies like eight, all kinds of things.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, when they're not well.
Speaker 6: Guide dogs Victoria do do an amazing job though I know.
Speaker 6: Growing up my grandfather was blind and so we had
Speaker 6: a lot of involvement with people helping to provide services.
Speaker 6: He was never lucky enough to have a guide dog,
Speaker 6: but we knew people that did and it changed their lives.
Speaker 6: It gives people. It gives people an independence and I've
Speaker 6: met some extraordinary people through guard Dogs Victoria who can
Speaker 6: go and live their lives independent. I met a young
Speaker 6: woman who's catching the train from Geelong to Melbourne to
Speaker 6: go to UNI. It gives you this independence that you
Speaker 6: don't have. It literally gives people a pair of eyes
Speaker 6: when they don't have them.
Speaker 4: See when we had the police dogs in here, I
Speaker 4: got very nervous, but today I'm loving it.
Speaker 5: You love the sniffer dogs and they go through the vigorous, rigorous,
Speaker 5: process of teaching these dogs exactly what they need to
Speaker 5: do right. So it's it's none easy thing like they
Speaker 5: it's so cute, but they do an incredible job. It
Speaker 5: is something that helps so many people out there. And
Speaker 5: God dog's Victoria's you know. So they we're very both
Speaker 5: passionate about and being able to Oh.
Speaker 6: Did it wiz on? You did it on you?
Speaker 4: If I'm going to return straight here learning your best
Speaker 4: dogs speak, can you take us to the break?
Speaker 6: Oh good little Bobby, good little Bobby. Hate just quickly
Speaker 6: if you are interested in getting involved with you in
Speaker 6: your school, we'll pop the link up on our socials
Speaker 6: beak and go to vic dot guardogs dot com dot
Speaker 6: a you to get involved the dog or I've done it.
Speaker 6: But the Pies have been in the news, not just
Speaker 6: for footy reasons, Mace. Now this article caught my eye
Speaker 6: and I don't think I hate it. So Darcy Moore,
Speaker 6: captain of the Pie is great bloke, great bloke and
Speaker 6: his girlfriend Dee Sulman, who is a beautiful girl. I
Speaker 6: had dinner with them recently actually through mutual friends, and
Speaker 6: they are lovely.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he seems gentle.
Speaker 6: He is gentle.
Speaker 4: He is very gentle loving, very Sony Foundation lunch and
Speaker 4: he was a guest speaker.
Speaker 7: So so well.
Speaker 6: So Dee was talking recently about living separately to Darcy.
Speaker 6: There have been a relationship for a couple of years.
Speaker 6: They live in a separate house. But then she said,
Speaker 6: I'm going to be doing this for as long as possible.
Speaker 6: I've also said to my partner that when we do
Speaker 6: move in together, if we do, we're going to have
Speaker 6: separate bedrooms. And it's got people talking.
Speaker 5: Yes, it's interesting, isn't it.
Speaker 6: Now you're a single fella. So but no, Mace, if
Speaker 6: you met a girl and she wanted to move in,
Speaker 6: would you feel, well, it's a lot. I can't get
Speaker 6: the change in a relationship when you move in. And
Speaker 6: what they were saying is it kind of takes away
Speaker 6: some of the fun of it.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Well, I mean the older you are, the more
Speaker 5: independent you are too, totally like things your way, You
Speaker 5: like things in certain spaces.
Speaker 4: Right like, how long you been single?
Speaker 5: Too long, Jess, be two years at least now?
Speaker 4: Probably so you're in a full blown relationship. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 4: because I'm going to call it now, I reckon Mace
Speaker 4: would be one to struggle if a girl just started
Speaker 4: leaving things at the house, re arranging things around his place.
Speaker 5: Do you like break up with one girl? Because you
Speaker 5: put knives in the dishwasher? That was That was the
Speaker 5: last straw.
Speaker 4: I was like, hang on, what do you mean, like
Speaker 4: a like a carbon knife's.
Speaker 5: Proper cutting knife, like the nicest one of the bunch, right,
Speaker 5: the you use forever just chunks in the dishwasherings, what's
Speaker 5: the deal.
Speaker 6: I'm a bit of a dishwasher baby. It doesn't go
Speaker 6: in the dishwasher. It doesn't belong in my house.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right, the k sharp you know, I would really
Speaker 4: like and by all means thirteen twenty four ten. If
Speaker 4: you want to join us on the air, if there's
Speaker 4: something you do that's out of the norm to keep
Speaker 4: your relationship healthy, give us a ring.
Speaker 6: I think there's a lot of people that do do
Speaker 6: the separate bedrooms thing, especially once they've got kids, because
Speaker 6: the kid sneaks in and there's no point in both
Speaker 6: having a terrible sleep.
Speaker 4: There's a difference between sleeping separate and then separate bedrooms
Speaker 4: and Benjie Marshall, the NL play used to play for
Speaker 4: Balmont Tigers. Him and his wife Zoey, have separate rooms.
Speaker 6: Like their wardrobes are separate.
Speaker 4: Wardrobes are separate, and he's got his separate doinger. He
Speaker 4: can put his own posters.
Speaker 6: Could have a Star Wars doner.
Speaker 4: She can have it all pink or whatever she wants.
Speaker 4: That's what I want. I would love my own.
Speaker 6: Oh you're not criticizing that. You're saying you want.
Speaker 4: That as someone who's got like we've.
Speaker 6: Got the door saying no girls or children allowed.
Speaker 4: And a big fat lock, so you know what, Like
Speaker 4: it's like, you know, i'd say let's go bed together
Speaker 4: and watch TV and you know you might have some time?
Speaker 6: Then could you invite her into your room?
Speaker 4: Though I'm more of an away guy. Okay, then it's
Speaker 4: awkward and it's like, well, thanks are coming over.
Speaker 6: It's kind of fun when you're having dinner, when you're
Speaker 6: having your mundane weekly family dinner and you can.
Speaker 7: Go your room.
Speaker 4: Shall we meet on the launch? Yeah?
Speaker 6: What about a surprise visitor that's allowed in your room?
Speaker 6: Or do they have to send a text first or
Speaker 6: can just pop.
Speaker 4: In and pop in? I just you know, when it
Speaker 4: when it comes down to sleep, I just don't want
Speaker 4: like how nice would it be just to be able
Speaker 4: to have my own stuff.
Speaker 6: In You imagine having a fight with your wife and
Speaker 6: then going, well, I'm going to my room.
Speaker 4: I can't imagine.
Speaker 6: To your room, Jason, go to your room.
Speaker 4: That's living, put it up those steps, did that, and
Speaker 4: beyond it would be going, hey, I was just talking
Speaker 4: to executive producer Brody. He's thinking, he's trying to convince
Speaker 4: me to turn Jewish? What what is the Jewish community?
Speaker 6: It's cool converting.
Speaker 12: It's quite common that. You know, obviously, when there's time
Speaker 12: that their partners need to be together, they'll be in
Speaker 12: the same room. But outside of that, they've got separate
Speaker 12: rooms and they sleep and there you go.
Speaker 5: Like the different posts of their mattress.
Speaker 6: I's been a bit crooked this week and he's been
Speaker 6: sleeping the spare room and I don't know it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know it's not bad.
Speaker 6: I think he liked well. I think he's quite enjoyed
Speaker 6: because when I get up at four o'clock, I'm not
Speaker 6: waking him up. But I'm not doing that. I'm not
Speaker 6: getting used to that.
Speaker 4: You know, because yeah, people say, yeah, see I'm a snorer.
Speaker 5: Yeah I'm a snorer too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you should see my wife getting ready for bed.
Speaker 4: It takes forty five minutes. She puts on nine layers.
Speaker 4: She wears the ear plugs.
Speaker 6: That's because you make it so cold in this studio.
Speaker 6: I can only imagine how cold your house is.
Speaker 4: She looks like she's packing the dairy section of cold.
Speaker 6: That's sexy.
Speaker 4: Fort Mason Cox from The Mighty Pie is joining us
Speaker 4: this morning.
Speaker 6: Who needs Clint? When we got Coxy.
Speaker 4: Oh from AFL to Formula one though which I know
Speaker 4: you two are a fan.
Speaker 6: Oh my gosh. We actually went to the Formula one,
Speaker 6: the Australian Grand Prix Toier that's earlier this year.
Speaker 4: A day I just spot Mason on the track, you
Speaker 4: know what.
Speaker 6: We actually did do the pit lane walk together and
Speaker 6: there's so many people there, get so hectic, and I
Speaker 6: was like, I have chosen the best person to do
Speaker 6: this with because I couldn't lose him. I just kept
Speaker 6: coming back, didn't I. No matter how hard you tried
Speaker 6: to shake me, I just chased you down.
Speaker 5: I'm a spotlight, I'm a lighthouse. You always confined me,
Speaker 5: and I always told you the last person because I
Speaker 5: want to fully enjoy ever experience. Right.
Speaker 6: So how good Oscar piastre winning his first Grand Prix overnight.
Speaker 4: We're going to be joined by his beautiful mum coming
Speaker 4: up inside the next few minutes. But first I want
Speaker 4: to give you the heads up on a Nova's Red Room.
Speaker 4: We have a new one locked in and ready to announce.
Speaker 4: Teddy Swims was the other week and he was incredible.
Speaker 5: Even his little chat in between songs, it was hilarious,
Speaker 5: great character.
Speaker 4: We love this place and Lauren and I have the
Speaker 4: motto we ate leaving. If there's one thing Nova do
Speaker 4: very well. Nova's Red Rooms always good. They put them
Speaker 4: on and this one is going to be just as good.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: Snow please welcome to the Red Room stage. Ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 2: let's hear advertis Hey.
Speaker 3: This is Tones and Eye.
Speaker 6: I'm next up to the stage for Novous Red Room.
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Speaker 6: I'd love to see that.
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Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, you just heard about it, Mason. You
Speaker 6: were fist pumping.
Speaker 5: I can't wait. I saw her first ever gig at
Speaker 5: the Corner Hotel years ago. Yes, first gig. It was awesome.
Speaker 5: She created a whole song on the little synthesized she does.
Speaker 6: The looping was just.
Speaker 5: Blown away, like her talent is just next well.
Speaker 6: And she started, as you know, like a one woman
Speaker 6: show Busking, and those people who grow up like Busking
Speaker 6: often can just do it all in one that I
Speaker 6: need a whole band make it sound.
Speaker 4: This is going to be a very up close and
Speaker 4: personal gig. You cannot buy tickets, you can only score invites.
Speaker 4: And the way to do that hit up the Nova
Speaker 4: Player app and you can be joining us at a
Speaker 4: Nova's Red Room where Tones and I. It's going to
Speaker 4: be an absolute ripper. Mister Mason Cox is hanging out
Speaker 4: as our guest co hosts. And look who else is
Speaker 4: popped by.
Speaker 2: Our next guess is someone we're often nervous about putting
Speaker 2: on air because well, she could really say anything the first.
Speaker 16: Time Clicks has been overtaken in subscriber numbers by special.
Speaker 3: My Only Fans.
Speaker 2: She's a South African New Zealander and one of the
Speaker 2: funniest things of the comedy saying please welcome to the
Speaker 2: shop as Ala Castle.
Speaker 6: Ring. He likes so good to see you.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 6: Mason Cox is co hosting with us this morning. Have
Speaker 6: you two met before?
Speaker 10: No, we haven't, although I recognized the name from My
Speaker 10: Only Fans.
Speaker 3: She walked like that in the Flesh video.
Speaker 6: Mason stood up and well, you're talk.
Speaker 3: I know it's crazy.
Speaker 10: You know where you go, Okay, that's tall, tall guy,
Speaker 10: and then you go, okay, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 6: You're going to my next He's sitting down on a
Speaker 6: desk chair and he's currently taller than news.
Speaker 10: And I want to box what big feet?
Speaker 4: Big shoes? How you back on the Telly tonight? Have
Speaker 4: you been paying attention? Shit? Eight point thirty on ten
Speaker 4: and ten play How's how's that? Good? Mate? Sam? Still grumpy?
Speaker 3: Mate? He's good.
Speaker 10: He's buffing up for the Logis you can tell he's
Speaker 10: been working.
Speaker 4: Out, can you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 18: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Can tell you.
Speaker 3: And you know he always gets his shirt.
Speaker 10: That's sort of half a size. I don't even he
Speaker 10: must get them to take it in because you get
Speaker 10: a shirt, it's either your size or it's not. This
Speaker 10: pain some places it's his size, and some places it's not.
Speaker 10: And you can tell he's got the picks as a
Speaker 10: tider there and I'm like, this is not because the
Speaker 10: rest of it is fine.
Speaker 18: He's looking, yeah, I know he is.
Speaker 3: He's looking yeah, fighting. I know the lady is going
Speaker 3: to be frothing. He sort of crosses his arms a lot.
Speaker 6: But he's hosting the logis isn't he he going to that?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 18: No, never invited, mate, loose no, notthing working.
Speaker 10: Yeah, you know, gotta gotta keep food on the table.
Speaker 10: Kids love a bowler covery up.
Speaker 4: Just back on the shirts and stuff, you know, I
Speaker 4: long give is me crap. But like I'll shop a
Speaker 4: country road a lot because they're they're relaxed fit. I'm
Speaker 4: a medium. It's the only medium, look, you know, when.
Speaker 3: You find a ship.
Speaker 10: There's some shots that I go to and then I'm
Speaker 10: a medium, more large because they're very generous with this sizing.
Speaker 3: But it's like the plus size shop.
Speaker 10: But then they go so in a plus size shop,
Speaker 10: I'm a medium right, So I leave the label out.
Speaker 3: People want to talk like I leave that alone.
Speaker 6: Leave it.
Speaker 3: I want people to see that.
Speaker 6: Nice to you shopping like your do you have to
Speaker 6: go to special shops or wear like American brands or
Speaker 6: something because you're tall.
Speaker 5: I wear a lot of them. I do. I have
Speaker 5: to wear a tall clothing. So it's like a large toll.
Speaker 5: It's an LT.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a special shop or just different brands.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's different brands, they're special.
Speaker 4: I go to Yeah, the two words I fear slim, fit, sleep, No.
Speaker 3: What's that?
Speaker 18: I guess your mom has never heard these words of
Speaker 18: your mouth.
Speaker 3: Can you take this up for me a bit? My
Speaker 3: mom is if don't buy pants.
Speaker 10: My mom waits with the sewing kit as I walk
Speaker 10: in the door, and she's like, all right, that's what's it?
Speaker 3: You've had that? I see now.
Speaker 5: It's nice now that you can angles now.
Speaker 3: Sticking out is basically my entire upper league.
Speaker 6: That much he's been wearing. He's been wearing pedal pushes
Speaker 6: his whole life.
Speaker 3: I don't yeah, yeah, I don't think you started the trend.
Speaker 10: Every middle aged mom going through perimenopause.
Speaker 3: Thanks you for it. Get that breeze on the clacker.
Speaker 4: What's the heart like on your kids?
Speaker 18: They tak Yeah, my eleven years old is taller than me.
Speaker 4: Now no, I'm waiting for that. Yeah, you know, I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 10: These kids are gross chicken on the roadside. She wants
Speaker 10: to become a boxer, but she's a string bean. She's
Speaker 10: just just She's like one of those things I saw
Speaker 10: at the second ad card.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I've got that.
Speaker 18: She's just arms like she could be were you if
Speaker 18: you ever donated?
Speaker 3: She plays basketball, she plays things.
Speaker 10: She's just tall and lacking arms and legs. Her legs
Speaker 10: are alonger than mine.
Speaker 4: Can you imagine a kids sports.
Speaker 10: I'm not favoring at that because I'm up there, grill,
Speaker 10: I'm up the gro but I'm the one I want
Speaker 10: to fight the reef.
Speaker 3: Why are you not blowing them for the same stuff.
Speaker 3: I've got the vain problem. I never yell at the kids.
Speaker 3: I'm there for the adults. Put my back on the
Speaker 3: kids and I'm like, what are you shouting again? What's
Speaker 3: your problem?
Speaker 6: At my school, when I first played footy, there was
Speaker 6: this famous incident where the coach and one of the
Speaker 6: dads run onto the field and all the kids.
Speaker 10: Yeah, Like I wouldn't let it get to that because
Speaker 10: I don't think anyone wants to fight me.
Speaker 4: Yeah you know what, you can.
Speaker 10: I just think if you have enough stuff on you,
Speaker 10: like because I've got the kids jackets, and then the
Speaker 10: kid who's not even playing, I have to carry his
Speaker 10: water bottle too, And then I've got one of those
Speaker 10: fold them up cheese. Like if you don't have one
Speaker 10: of those fold them up chairs, what are you even
Speaker 10: doing with your life? So that's under the arm. I've
Speaker 10: got the umbrella just think cause it's too sunny or
Speaker 10: too wet. And then I've got my jacket just in case.
Speaker 10: Then I've got the bag of snacks, and I've got
Speaker 10: a bad attitude going.
Speaker 3: So there's a lot going on. Yeah yeah, So when
Speaker 3: when I'm like, why did you blow the west?
Speaker 10: And then they just real all right, and you can
Speaker 10: tell they look at me before they blow them, like
Speaker 10: good good.
Speaker 3: You just got to set it up straight when you
Speaker 3: get there. So people go, we can't fight this one.
Speaker 3: It's just tone it down. It's down.
Speaker 4: I don't know what it is, but my kids lose
Speaker 4: so many water bottles, like like we just keep buying
Speaker 4: water bottles. They just keep leaving places. Then one of
Speaker 4: the moms the other day basketballers go, you know what
Speaker 4: I did with my kids? She goes, I said, if
Speaker 4: you lose your water bottle, you're taking an old team
Speaker 4: liter milk container as your water bottle. And they said
Speaker 4: they did it once and they never lost a water
Speaker 4: bottle again. Should try that.
Speaker 18: Well, my kids don't lose anything because we steal stuff.
Speaker 3: So many water bottles at home. I'm like, who's is this?
Speaker 4: Can you? What's your name?
Speaker 3: Jaydon?
Speaker 10: I've had to buy this stuff to remove other kids'
Speaker 10: names water bottles.
Speaker 3: If you just get it in at ten, it's called goof.
Speaker 3: Just get that stuff right off, then your kids in
Speaker 3: your bottle.
Speaker 4: Car said in the house, she paying attention tonight eight
Speaker 4: point thirty on ten and ten play. It is good
Speaker 4: to see you may thank you for coming in this morning.
Speaker 12: Good to see.
Speaker 6: I wouldn't fight you.
Speaker 5: Either, absolutely not too much.
Speaker 3: Mad.
Speaker 5: That is Cyril and Dean Lewis fall at your feet
Speaker 5: crowded House.
Speaker 6: I mean that is a cold banger. I didn't know
Speaker 6: I needed Cyril Dean Lewis doing a crowded House cover remix. Amazing.
Speaker 4: Do you do you know crowded House, Mason Cox.
Speaker 5: Now, I have no idea. I was just kind of
Speaker 5: nod my head along with it.
Speaker 4: You don't know crowded House.
Speaker 6: Jason's trying to find it on the computer and played
Speaker 6: the original version, but he's got it typed in as
Speaker 6: tones as I. It's not tones.
Speaker 4: I I deleted a Yeah, there we go. Okay, there
Speaker 4: we crowded House.
Speaker 6: Do you reckon We've got crowded House on el siystem?
Speaker 4: If not, I might have to change it over. Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think, But Dean lewis nice work. I like it. Hey,
Speaker 4: it's just got eight past nine. This is Nomber one hundred.
Speaker 4: You're listening to Jason Lauren. Mason Cox has been filling in.
Speaker 3: Thank you for in.
Speaker 4: We are getting out of here. Coxing, well done hosting
Speaker 4: first day, the first day of internship.
Speaker 5: It was nice.
Speaker 6: Okay, we'll feel like your report card a little later.
Speaker 5: Please.
Speaker 6: Do he distracted the other peers?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 5: Yeah, well I was distracted by dogs over today. That help.
Speaker 4: Have you got new respect for us? Like we actually
Speaker 4: do something around here?
Speaker 5: I'd still.
Speaker 6: It's so much fun having you.
Speaker 4: I feel the same about the pies after the weekend.
Speaker 5: Thank you for bringing it back up.
Speaker 6: Appreciate that you played in the VFL. Will we see
Speaker 6: you playing again soon.
Speaker 3: For the pies.
Speaker 5: Time will tell. I got to the full game there.
Speaker 6: So how did your body pull up? We didn't even know.
Speaker 5: So s saw it back into it, which is nice.
Speaker 5: Black eye tomorrow pretty fine. Means you're back in it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so you go to what clearer training session this week?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, thanks, so you should be.
Speaker 6: Right all right, good luck, Thanks for joining us, mate.
Speaker 4: Nice work, my friend. It is nine past night. Have
Speaker 4: a great day everyone. Mel is in next in fact mail?
Speaker 4: What's coming up today?
Speaker 6: I'm paying some bills how good and some epic tunes.
Speaker 6: People need their bills paid? Can you pay mine? Of
Speaker 6: course I can. I have to register on the nov
Speaker 6: of Also, I.
Speaker 4: Say, Mel, you would be a bit of a critic
Speaker 4: card fiend. I can see you being a sucker for
Speaker 4: an online purchase.
Speaker 3: This is true.
Speaker 6: Have you been speaking to my husband?
Speaker 4: I noticed you've never worn the same thing twice. That's all.
Speaker 6: Thanks, thanks Jase, appreciate it all right.
Speaker 4: Melans the next pinty bills we'll see tomorrow.
Speaker 12: Bye.
Speaker 4: Thank you,