WEBVTT - Full Show: We've Got A Special Guest Host Today 0:00:09.320 --> 0:00:15.400 Good morning, Melvina, Jason. 0:00:15.160 --> 0:00:18.160 Lauren start your morning the right away. 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:19.120 Be great. 0:00:20.280 --> 0:00:23.040 This is Jason Lauren No. 0:00:23.360 --> 0:00:23.960 One hundred. 0:00:24.400 --> 0:00:27.880 Well, good morning everybody, and welcome to your Monday. 0:00:28.440 --> 0:00:35.520 Good morning Melbourne. Boje Clinton sent away in Paris. Boss 0:00:35.600 --> 0:00:37.760 wir s, what time is it there? 0:00:37.840 --> 0:00:39.320 Did you say, boss? Way? 0:00:40.800 --> 0:00:42.120 He hasn't lost weight, he's been eating. 0:00:44.640 --> 0:00:47.160 Yes, it's what is it ten o'clock at. 0:00:47.120 --> 0:00:49.000 Night here and it's still light. 0:00:49.240 --> 0:00:49.480 Yes. 0:00:50.400 --> 0:00:54.440 Oh, let me just paint a picture because I am 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:58.760 at a bistro, at a brasseriy in in Paris, because 0:00:58.760 --> 0:01:00.840 I'm doing some crosses for the Today Show. In fact, 0:01:00.840 --> 0:01:04.160 there's a lovely couple just sitting on the table opposite me. Oh, 0:01:04.160 --> 0:01:13.199 you're not a couple. That's already messed up, that's all. 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:21.320 You're not a couple. She's my sister. 0:01:23.240 --> 0:01:26.319 Can I just point out you have a lovely dinner? 0:01:28.319 --> 0:01:29.840 Hey, but she's quite gorgeous. 0:01:30.520 --> 0:01:33.040 Gives you well, he's a Lauren. I've been watching Clint 0:01:33.080 --> 0:01:36.679 on Skype and just in the background, like at the cafe, 0:01:37.280 --> 0:01:39.240 I know she keeps looking at you, just on the 0:01:39.240 --> 0:01:39.560 corner of. 0:01:40.160 --> 0:01:41.200 Clint keeps looking at her. 0:01:43.880 --> 0:01:45.000 Are we having a lovely dinner? 0:01:46.360 --> 0:01:46.520 Back? 0:01:46.720 --> 0:01:50.480 Yeah, good, okay, good, and we are single. 0:01:54.680 --> 0:01:58.240 Again. We'd like to retract our comments about her potentially looking. 0:01:58.280 --> 0:02:00.840 We've got to find another We've got to another bistro. 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:04.920 Like there's plenty of them in Paris, Clint, there are 0:02:04.960 --> 0:02:07.400 plenty of fish in the sea in terms of central 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:09.040 wives and bistros in Paris. 0:02:09.120 --> 0:02:11.240 So we've got the home wrecker over in Paris. 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:13.560 He is there for you, he asked a question. 0:02:13.400 --> 0:02:18.000 Good call. He's over there for the Olympics, Clint. Is 0:02:18.000 --> 0:02:20.880 it like, is this starting to get a bit of 0:02:20.880 --> 0:02:22.240 a buzz in the air? What are we weak out 0:02:22.240 --> 0:02:22.799 from the games? 0:02:23.639 --> 0:02:27.200 It's extraordinary, especially the security detail the police in Paris. 0:02:27.240 --> 0:02:30.800 Just it's really stepped up this weekend, a lot of 0:02:30.840 --> 0:02:33.840 excited Parisians and of course they've done a dry run. 0:02:34.000 --> 0:02:35.680 Well it's actually a bit of a wet run because 0:02:35.680 --> 0:02:37.959 it's on the River Sin of the opening ceremony. 0:02:38.639 --> 0:02:39.040 Yeah. 0:02:39.280 --> 0:02:41.040 So there is a real buzz in the air and 0:02:41.080 --> 0:02:43.600 I'm really looking forward to it. Only five days ago? 0:02:43.840 --> 0:02:48.600 Is there still still another five days till this started? 0:02:48.720 --> 0:02:51.400 I feel like the Today Show have been in Paris 0:02:51.480 --> 0:02:53.440 for about two months leading up to this event. 0:02:55.400 --> 0:02:58.120 Lauren texts me and said, I am sick of seeing 0:02:58.160 --> 0:03:01.520 people at the Eiffel Tower, the whole. 0:03:01.320 --> 0:03:04.040 Of Channel nine at the bloody Eiffel Tower all day 0:03:04.080 --> 0:03:05.360 every day. According to get. 0:03:05.280 --> 0:03:07.040 Someone do under the Poo river and they still got 0:03:07.040 --> 0:03:07.480 the floaters. 0:03:07.560 --> 0:03:09.520 No, it's not like that anymore because they're swimming in it. 0:03:09.639 --> 0:03:12.840 They're putting people in it. Hey, it's been a big 0:03:13.200 --> 0:03:17.160 night overnight in news. Yes, and our newsreader is away. 0:03:17.200 --> 0:03:18.560 So what beautiful timing Christmas. 0:03:19.360 --> 0:03:23.520 Joe is out and the walking skeleton will be bowing 0:03:23.560 --> 0:03:24.320 out and. 0:03:24.600 --> 0:03:27.919 Poor Joe, I mean, good on him. He's done the 0:03:27.960 --> 0:03:28.519 right thing there. 0:03:28.760 --> 0:03:31.240 He should have done it maybe a year ago, Lauren, 0:03:31.360 --> 0:03:33.440 to be honest, good on your show. Actually, be interesting 0:03:33.440 --> 0:03:35.280 to see what Cox he says, because we've got a 0:03:35.280 --> 0:03:37.120 special co host, johny Us today. 0:03:37.000 --> 0:03:39.160 Mason Cox is joining us for the whole show because 0:03:39.200 --> 0:03:41.480 Clint is away out with standaway in with Cox. 0:03:41.840 --> 0:03:45.000 Yep, he's going to be rolling in inside the next 0:03:45.000 --> 0:03:45.560 couple of minutes. 0:03:45.600 --> 0:03:48.960 And also so Clint, an Australian on the podium. Oscar 0:03:49.000 --> 0:03:51.160 Piastree wins his first Grand Prix. 0:03:52.280 --> 0:03:55.440 What a moment and there were celebrations in Buddhapest where 0:03:55.440 --> 0:03:57.440 he won it. The Hungarian Grand Prix and also in 0:03:57.520 --> 0:04:01.920 Brighton because Nicole is beautifull. Mum uploaded a photo this 0:04:02.040 --> 0:04:04.960 morning jumping for joy toasting the victory. 0:04:05.040 --> 0:04:06.640 That's right, she's going to join us a little later 0:04:06.680 --> 0:04:08.720 on the show actually to celebrate Oscars win. Could we 0:04:08.760 --> 0:04:10.760 get the champagne bottles and shake it and pop it? 0:04:12.320 --> 0:04:14.160 We're red food in a nightclub, you know, like we. 0:04:14.160 --> 0:04:16.720 Just won the Grand pro but we won because he's Australian. 0:04:16.760 --> 0:04:18.640 You know how we claim people who are successful. 0:04:18.960 --> 0:04:22.280 We won. We are a bandwagon show. Hey, we need 0:04:22.279 --> 0:04:23.440 to talk about the footy as well. 0:04:23.960 --> 0:04:25.679 I don't think we do actually boring. 0:04:26.080 --> 0:04:28.400 No, pass think I'm off the pies. 0:04:28.480 --> 0:04:29.280 Pies are terrible. 0:04:29.680 --> 0:04:29.840 Rich. 0:04:30.320 --> 0:04:31.000 Where are you going now? 0:04:31.880 --> 0:04:32.960 He's going to go for the giant. 0:04:33.120 --> 0:04:34.800 I can't go for the d's either, can I. 0:04:34.920 --> 0:04:35.960 It's going to have to be the giant. 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:39.640 Bloody Bomber is just missing out as well. Oh mate, 0:04:39.960 --> 0:04:41.800 I was number one of the tipping last week. I 0:04:41.839 --> 0:04:44.360 think I'm going to be like number eight now I've 0:04:44.400 --> 0:04:46.880 had an absolute shocker. Why do you go? 0:04:46.960 --> 0:04:48.280 The Lions? Go the Lions. 0:04:49.400 --> 0:04:51.960 You can't change teams. No, We've done this dance before. 0:04:52.200 --> 0:04:54.520 He'll get kicked out of Victoria if he changes teams again. 0:04:54.600 --> 0:04:57.160 All right, our new co host Mason Cox is going 0:04:57.160 --> 0:04:59.400 to join us on the other side of this. Listen. 0:04:59.520 --> 0:05:01.880 I know they're saying that she's married, but that blonde 0:05:01.920 --> 0:05:04.479 lady behind Clint just keeps having a look at him. 0:05:04.680 --> 0:05:07.720 I don't know, don't look back, don't know's going back. 0:05:08.560 --> 0:05:11.520 Well, they've just ordered the barrata and I can't take 0:05:11.560 --> 0:05:12.240 my eyes off that. 0:05:15.880 --> 0:05:18.360 Let's get into it right across Melbourne. Welcome to you Monday. 0:05:18.360 --> 0:05:20.240 You're on the air with Jason Lauren. We're doing it 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:22.760 thanks to what If it is Ouzzie for Travel. This 0:05:23.160 --> 0:05:26.440 is a never one hundred good morning joining us in 0:05:26.480 --> 0:05:29.320 the studio. Special co host for this morning from the 0:05:29.400 --> 0:05:32.600 Mighty Magpies, Mason Cough. 0:05:34.000 --> 0:05:36.479 Good morning. It is early for me, it's early. 0:05:36.560 --> 0:05:39.279 It's early toally, but this is not the crowded bitch too. 0:05:39.600 --> 0:05:40.840 You just want to give a shout out to you 0:05:40.880 --> 0:05:42.960 all that's up right now because you've won the day. 0:05:43.160 --> 0:05:46.080 You've won the day already, so it props to you. 0:05:46.080 --> 0:05:47.479 You wouldn't have heard this for a while, but this 0:05:47.560 --> 0:05:50.080 is the song we normally play. 0:05:51.360 --> 0:05:53.720 Jay Subtle, So what's happening at the Pies man. 0:05:54.839 --> 0:05:58.360 Yeah, we haven't. We haven't won for a while. It's 0:05:58.440 --> 0:06:03.080 not ideal scenario, but yeah, it's a bit of a 0:06:03.120 --> 0:06:03.880 media pilon. 0:06:04.000 --> 0:06:06.360 What's the mood like down there though, because there's no 0:06:06.400 --> 0:06:08.279 doubt when there is a media pylon and people are 0:06:08.279 --> 0:06:12.360 frustrated that that filters down eventually to you guys and 0:06:12.400 --> 0:06:13.440 to the players and to the team. 0:06:13.640 --> 0:06:15.840 Yeah, I think you see it. But whenever we get 0:06:15.880 --> 0:06:17.480 to the club, it's really just kind of normal. I 0:06:17.520 --> 0:06:20.200 don't know. It's actually better to be around the people 0:06:20.240 --> 0:06:22.600 you're going through it with, if that makes sense. 0:06:22.680 --> 0:06:23.520 Business as usual. 0:06:23.680 --> 0:06:26.039 Yeah, and I think everyone's kind of like, okay, you know, 0:06:26.080 --> 0:06:27.640 these are the people you can connect with the most 0:06:27.640 --> 0:06:30.080 because we're all having the same experience and try to 0:06:30.080 --> 0:06:31.600 figure out how you can get away from it. 0:06:32.320 --> 0:06:32.760 Clinton. 0:06:33.480 --> 0:06:35.839 I know it's early for the big questions. Mace, good morning. 0:06:37.960 --> 0:06:39.239 Can you still play finals? 0:06:39.240 --> 0:06:39.520 Brother? 0:06:40.240 --> 0:06:44.040 I think there's still statistical chance. I'm not really too sure. 0:06:44.120 --> 0:06:46.720 You're the footy correspondent here, so I'm not hud of 0:06:46.760 --> 0:06:49.520 for sure, but yeah, I think there's still a statistical 0:06:49.640 --> 0:06:50.919 chance that we're going to go gun for it. 0:06:50.960 --> 0:06:54.960 Would the coach be blowing up because as a Pie fan, 0:06:55.400 --> 0:06:58.119 I'm going to say the score on the weekend against 0:06:58.120 --> 0:07:00.479 the Hawks one hundred and thirty three to six seven 0:07:01.040 --> 0:07:05.559 is not acceptable, Oh Dad from a Grand Final winning team. 0:07:05.800 --> 0:07:07.840 Yeah, does the coach ate like does he get more 0:07:07.880 --> 0:07:10.760 fired up in or is he the one that's sort 0:07:10.760 --> 0:07:11.720 of quite calm. 0:07:12.120 --> 0:07:14.680 He's pretty calm and collective, like he fires up whenever 0:07:14.680 --> 0:07:17.200 he needs to. But that's I'd probably say it's a 0:07:17.240 --> 0:07:19.160 rare occasion for him to kind. 0:07:18.960 --> 0:07:19.280 Of do that. 0:07:19.920 --> 0:07:20.560 He on the weekend. 0:07:20.600 --> 0:07:22.800 You know, I wasn't I wasn't there. It'side the game 0:07:23.040 --> 0:07:24.640 for VFL on Sunday, so I wasn't there in the 0:07:24.680 --> 0:07:27.560 rooms and stuff. But yeah, I can imagine he wouldn't 0:07:27.560 --> 0:07:29.280 be happy obviously with the score and kind of what 0:07:29.320 --> 0:07:32.000 happened over the weekend. But he says it every day. 0:07:32.040 --> 0:07:33.600 It's like, you know, we come in, you know, we 0:07:33.640 --> 0:07:36.040 try to get better every day, whatever capacity that is, 0:07:36.440 --> 0:07:38.160 and just kind of keep putting one foot in front 0:07:38.200 --> 0:07:38.920 of front of the other. 0:07:39.440 --> 0:07:41.640 It's interesting at the moment because I feel like none 0:07:41.680 --> 0:07:43.560 of the big teams that we've known for so long 0:07:43.720 --> 0:07:46.360 is being like top eight and top four, like your 0:07:46.440 --> 0:07:49.800 Richmond's in Melbourne's your Collingwood's like it's it's a weird 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:50.560 year in footy. 0:07:50.600 --> 0:07:51.440 It feels like to. 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:54.080 Me, it's insane, Like I think it's like two games 0:07:54.120 --> 0:07:57.400 and there's maybe like thirteen spots. It seems like there 0:07:57.480 --> 0:08:01.320 within two games of each other. Yeah, and yeah, it 0:08:01.440 --> 0:08:03.600 just kind of allows, I guess, for anyone to really 0:08:03.600 --> 0:08:05.440 make that eight, like it is a big question mark. 0:08:05.480 --> 0:08:07.720 I mean, Esden lose over the weekend, they're kind of going, Okay, 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:09.240 we're going to make finals. Now we need to turn 0:08:09.280 --> 0:08:11.720 things around. So there's a lot of different teams that 0:08:12.200 --> 0:08:14.440 you have ability to make the finals this year, which 0:08:14.480 --> 0:08:16.000 makes makes the lead quite exciting. 0:08:16.160 --> 0:08:17.880 All right, make you cool? Clinton? Who do you think 0:08:17.920 --> 0:08:18.960 is going to be in the final. 0:08:20.480 --> 0:08:23.440 Grand Final playing red hot footy? 0:08:23.640 --> 0:08:24.040 Right now? 0:08:24.160 --> 0:08:28.280 I reckon it'll be Brisbane. I want to say Sydney, 0:08:28.320 --> 0:08:30.760 but they're getting a bit shaky at the moment. I'm 0:08:30.760 --> 0:08:33.680 surrounded by Sydney supporters right now. Do we see the 0:08:33.720 --> 0:08:35.440 plava with Jack Innovan? 0:08:35.600 --> 0:08:36.360 Yes? 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:37.439 What did he do? 0:08:37.600 --> 0:08:38.200 I miss that? 0:08:38.280 --> 0:08:40.600 He was rubbing it in the face, in your faces? 0:08:41.040 --> 0:08:44.360 Yeah, I mean, is he still the main of yours? 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:47.199 I enjoy seeing that sort of thing, and you're an American, 0:08:47.320 --> 0:08:47.600 you know. 0:08:49.040 --> 0:08:55.040 Yeah, Like I actually don't mind it well, but I 0:08:55.120 --> 0:08:57.360 give yeah, like I talked some trash and I give 0:08:57.360 --> 0:08:58.640 it out as well. And it's all part of the 0:08:58.760 --> 0:09:02.559 entertainment of the horspeker. It adds more kind of controversy 0:09:02.600 --> 0:09:04.320 to it as more to the game, like we're talking 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:07.040 about it right now. Like Jack's an entertainer. We all 0:09:07.120 --> 0:09:09.920 know that he was an entertainer for us. He played 0:09:09.920 --> 0:09:11.560 for us. You know now he's played for Hawthorne. What 0:09:11.559 --> 0:09:12.480 did he do exactly? 0:09:12.720 --> 0:09:14.160 Well, he was so used to play for Collingwood. He 0:09:14.240 --> 0:09:16.760 now he's now gone to the Hawks. And the Collingwood 0:09:16.760 --> 0:09:18.720 fans were blowing up that he was sort of rubbing 0:09:18.760 --> 0:09:20.280 it in their noses a bit that now he was 0:09:20.280 --> 0:09:23.640 with Hawthorne and they were absolutely smatching the rise. There 0:09:23.679 --> 0:09:26.840 was much conversation on the socials about it. People were 0:09:26.880 --> 0:09:27.400 not happy. 0:09:27.559 --> 0:09:28.880 Do we see the foot He was called off in 0:09:28.960 --> 0:09:31.360 Ballaratte because of how cold it was. It was a 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:33.480 local game there that ye pulled the pin. 0:09:33.840 --> 0:09:36.840 Yeah, My first game I ever played in Ballaratte was 0:09:36.960 --> 0:09:39.400 of AFL in general AFL VFL any level was in 0:09:39.440 --> 0:09:44.319 Ballarte and it was cold leading Sonny on the same games. 0:09:44.080 --> 0:09:47.720 Bloody the weekend. All right, well look makee you're going 0:09:47.760 --> 0:09:49.960 to hang out with us throughout the morning. Yes, tell 0:09:49.960 --> 0:09:51.520 you what, you watch your back around here? Clinton, you 0:09:51.559 --> 0:09:52.840 know what the industry is like? 0:09:52.960 --> 0:09:56.240 Wow, exactly, Platon, Well. 0:09:56.320 --> 0:09:58.200 We haven't got him reading the news, but maybe we 0:09:58.240 --> 0:09:59.920 should should we give him a. 0:09:59.840 --> 0:10:06.120 New news actually, and I'll be honest, you couldn't go 0:10:06.160 --> 0:10:12.640 any worse than we normally. That's good. Far up the 0:10:12.640 --> 0:10:16.240 satellite from Paris, we have Clints down away in town 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:18.400 for the Olympics, which is still what six months away? 0:10:18.559 --> 0:10:19.679 Is it? 0:10:19.679 --> 0:10:21.440 It feels like you've been in Paris forever. 0:10:22.360 --> 0:10:25.000 What an uncouth family we have this morning, the four 0:10:25.040 --> 0:10:29.560 of us. I am in Paris, and look what I 0:10:29.600 --> 0:10:33.439 love about Paris first impressions. I love how Parisians don't 0:10:33.480 --> 0:10:36.120 really give a ship like, you know, you can be 0:10:36.320 --> 0:10:39.400 anywhere at any time, and they just sort of thumb 0:10:39.480 --> 0:10:41.440 your thumb their nose that you you know, they just 0:10:41.440 --> 0:10:42.640 go their business. 0:10:42.679 --> 0:10:45.920 But what also impresses me is. 0:10:46.600 --> 0:10:50.160 They don't really make much of an effort to speak 0:10:50.280 --> 0:10:54.160 much English. It's fair enough because they're in their own 0:10:55.040 --> 0:10:57.800 they're in their own backyard, so fair enough too. So 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:01.840 a lot of things get lost in translation. And that 0:11:02.000 --> 0:11:09.679 happened to a great colleague and friend of mine, Tony Jones. 0:11:11.360 --> 0:11:12.880 You know what can I just put out? I can 0:11:13.000 --> 0:11:16.200 imagine TJ walking around with his iPhone and one of 0:11:16.200 --> 0:11:18.760 those translating apps. 0:11:19.080 --> 0:11:21.199 He'd have a money belt with his passport under his 0:11:21.280 --> 0:11:21.640 ship to. 0:11:22.040 --> 0:11:24.080 Jones would be a money belt wearer. 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:25.080 What's he done? 0:11:25.320 --> 0:11:28.000 He is, He's kicking around in a hurly cap and 0:11:28.040 --> 0:11:31.120 a pair of Birken stuff. He's looking every part astray 0:11:31.120 --> 0:11:35.079 and can't understand why none of the pubs stock VB. 0:11:35.160 --> 0:11:39.120 But anyway, he's been he's been a way for it 0:11:39.240 --> 0:11:43.400 for some time, and he's running low on one thing, 0:11:43.600 --> 0:11:45.960 that being underwear. 0:11:46.880 --> 0:11:49.559 So it happens, it does. 0:11:49.679 --> 0:11:52.240 I mean, you know, you need to clean bear every day. 0:11:52.400 --> 0:11:55.160 So he's out, he's fresh out, and he hasn't been 0:11:55.160 --> 0:11:59.280 to the laundromat anyway. He gets to the department store 0:11:59.320 --> 0:12:01.720 across the it's sort of like one of these mega 0:12:01.880 --> 0:12:05.880 supermarket department stores. It is huge, It's like I think 0:12:05.880 --> 0:12:08.920 it's multi level. There around hundreds of people, hundreds of shoppers. 0:12:08.960 --> 0:12:11.720 It's quite chaotic and a lot of Frenchies just going 0:12:11.760 --> 0:12:12.800 about their business. 0:12:13.280 --> 0:12:18.600 Anyway, Tony walks in there and he is just he's confused. 0:12:18.679 --> 0:12:21.240 Is he overwhelmed, because you can get overwhelmed in those 0:12:21.280 --> 0:12:22.000 department stores. 0:12:22.240 --> 0:12:23.560 I get overwhelmed a maya. 0:12:23.640 --> 0:12:27.040 Yeah, No, the European department stores are like they're. 0:12:26.840 --> 0:12:30.240 Hardcore, very hardcore, and this look. 0:12:30.280 --> 0:12:34.480 He goes to seek some help because surely there's surely 0:12:34.520 --> 0:12:37.480 there's a lovely grocery assistant or shop assistant or someone 0:12:37.559 --> 0:12:42.280 who would speak English and help him. Anyway, he barrels 0:12:42.360 --> 0:12:46.280 up to one one young lad and he says, excuse me, 0:12:47.480 --> 0:12:50.600 I need to find some jocks docks. 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:53.880 Also, Tony would be so condescending to the way he talks. 0:12:55.000 --> 0:12:58.000 There's no bonjour, Just excuse me, I need to find 0:12:58.040 --> 0:12:58.880 some job shocks. 0:12:59.679 --> 0:13:02.960 I don't think the French called lingerie jocks. 0:13:04.760 --> 0:13:06.200 I don't think Tony's asking for laun. 0:13:08.160 --> 0:13:11.319 Not the lacey anyway. 0:13:11.640 --> 0:13:16.400 So the French, he replies, jookes, what is jokes? And 0:13:16.640 --> 0:13:22.760 he goes, you know, jocks, Jookes don't understand what is 0:13:23.360 --> 0:13:28.160 jokes anyway. Tony's like, just need a new pair of jocks, 0:13:28.200 --> 0:13:34.640 like a packs. So Frenchy just he goes ah, I understand. 0:13:35.480 --> 0:13:39.120 So he marches him up to the corner of the 0:13:39.160 --> 0:13:44.840 department slash grocery superstore and presents him with the produced department. 0:13:46.240 --> 0:13:47.880 No, just completely wrong. 0:13:49.160 --> 0:13:52.920 Tony went bright red stormed out in a fit of rage, 0:13:52.960 --> 0:13:56.240 as he does. And I believe he still hasn't replenished 0:13:56.240 --> 0:13:57.400 his jocks stock. 0:13:57.520 --> 0:14:04.520 He's still got rereach grundies, got no and TJ around Paris. 0:14:05.400 --> 0:14:08.000 At the nice hotel or is he at the Neva 0:14:08.080 --> 0:14:10.559 tailler with yourself? Sorry? 0:14:10.720 --> 0:14:12.640 Yeah, he is at lenot. 0:14:13.960 --> 0:14:16.480 What's the name of Can't you lend him some jocks? 0:14:17.280 --> 0:14:22.960 Come on, I wouldn't that way. 0:14:24.200 --> 0:14:26.760 I just I can't imagine I'm not sharing my jocks 0:14:26.760 --> 0:14:27.600 with Tony Jones. 0:14:27.680 --> 0:14:30.240 Yeah, story though, no. 0:14:30.200 --> 0:14:32.160 One's been in Clinton pants for quite some time. And 0:14:32.240 --> 0:14:36.680 teacher the person I was expecting. I'll be honest, we 0:14:36.760 --> 0:14:41.000 are paying your bills, yes, after seven. But first though. 0:14:41.120 --> 0:14:43.960 President Joe Biden is going to stand down from the 0:14:44.000 --> 0:14:44.840 presidential ratio. 0:14:45.320 --> 0:14:46.200 He's stepping down. 0:14:46.240 --> 0:14:49.720 President Biden has announced he will stand down from the research. 0:14:50.160 --> 0:14:53.360 Breaking news overnight out of the US Sleepy Joe the 0:14:53.400 --> 0:14:54.359 Walking Skeleton. 0:14:55.320 --> 0:14:57.680 I don't like you saying that, mate, Honestly, I don't 0:14:57.760 --> 0:15:00.400 like it at all. I actually so Joe Iden has 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:04.320 pulled out of the US President's I just like sorry 0:15:05.080 --> 0:15:10.800 watching my grandfather and I feel so I just people 0:15:10.880 --> 0:15:12.680 laugh at him tripping over and falling. 0:15:12.400 --> 0:15:14.760 Over the sorry, the people around him should have got 0:15:14.840 --> 0:15:15.680 him to step down. 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:20.760 Yeah, well, the Democratic How do you woke up now? 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:22.920 Mason Cox is co hosting with us this morning, which 0:15:22.960 --> 0:15:24.440 is actually a really great day for you to be 0:15:24.760 --> 0:15:27.240 as an American. How do you feel about it? 0:15:27.240 --> 0:15:30.400 It is a wild experiment that's happening right now in 0:15:30.440 --> 0:15:33.440 the US. It is very late, obviously in the whole 0:15:33.720 --> 0:15:37.880 presidential election campaign for them to switch. So for Kamala 0:15:37.960 --> 0:15:39.720 Harris to come up and be kind of the face 0:15:39.760 --> 0:15:43.200 of this now, it's I'd almost call it panic stations 0:15:43.840 --> 0:15:44.240 from them. 0:15:44.320 --> 0:15:46.800 Let's she's a sacrificial lamp. They know they're not going 0:15:46.880 --> 0:15:48.840 to win it now. 0:15:49.520 --> 0:15:54.080 Yeah, yeah, it's what's the vibe like amongst your family 0:15:54.120 --> 0:15:58.480 and friends people before Joe pulled out? Was it a 0:15:58.560 --> 0:16:00.680 feeling of like, God, what do we do here? Because 0:16:01.240 --> 0:16:03.280 a lot of people are saying there's not a good option. 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:06.360 Yeah, well, I think yeah, it's it's what's the lesser 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:09.080 of the two options. But yeah, a lot of people 0:16:09.080 --> 0:16:11.440 are asking me how they can get Australian citizenship at 0:16:11.440 --> 0:16:13.960 the mar if I'm married. 0:16:15.560 --> 0:16:18.840 A wife, You've just gone from a seven to nine. 0:16:21.360 --> 0:16:24.960 But what's her story? She's been VP for the last 0:16:24.960 --> 0:16:27.400 four years, Let's be honest, that's you know, you're not 0:16:28.040 --> 0:16:33.440 it's a great job because you dog all is she liked? 0:16:35.400 --> 0:16:37.440 I think she's she's a bit like that. She's a 0:16:37.440 --> 0:16:39.160 bit what you just said. I think people are kind 0:16:39.160 --> 0:16:41.520 of confused as to kind of what policies she supports 0:16:41.520 --> 0:16:43.080 and things like that. And that's going to be massive 0:16:43.080 --> 0:16:45.480 for her, you know, next month, to really kind of 0:16:45.480 --> 0:16:48.560 push that initiative of telling people exactly what she wants 0:16:48.560 --> 0:16:50.160 to do in her presidency if she makes it. 0:16:50.440 --> 0:16:52.520 But she's not hated or anything, or it's just a 0:16:52.520 --> 0:16:53.760 bit bland, like people are just. 0:16:53.720 --> 0:16:57.080 Indifferent, right, But then again, like Joe Biden was vice 0:16:57.120 --> 0:16:59.280 president for you became president, so there. 0:16:59.240 --> 0:17:02.000 Is you know of It would be interesting to see 0:17:02.040 --> 0:17:05.280 how Donald Trump plays it though, because his whole case 0:17:05.320 --> 0:17:08.520 has been he's the better option than Joe Biden because 0:17:08.520 --> 0:17:11.440 he's like just been criticizing all the things Joe's getting wrong. 0:17:11.560 --> 0:17:13.760 He's already come out saying, you know, like he should 0:17:13.800 --> 0:17:14.520 have stepped down ages. 0:17:14.800 --> 0:17:17.760 But now he's going to start to get question question. 0:17:19.920 --> 0:17:21.760 I don't want to offer you money because there's a small, 0:17:21.760 --> 0:17:24.640 slim chance you might get it right. I will happily 0:17:24.720 --> 0:17:27.120 be your butler for a week if you can tell 0:17:27.160 --> 0:17:35.160 me who is our vice prime minister? 0:17:35.520 --> 0:17:36.840 Our vice prime minister? 0:17:36.960 --> 0:17:39.800 Did you know we had what? Well? I assume I'm 0:17:39.840 --> 0:17:44.120 pretty sure we do. 0:17:44.119 --> 0:17:49.080 Do you know, Brady? 0:17:49.200 --> 0:17:53.639 Yep, it is Richard Miles. 0:17:54.600 --> 0:17:58.439 It's just a Today Show correspondent these days. He's on 0:17:58.480 --> 0:18:01.120 the Today Show like every your second day. 0:18:01.400 --> 0:18:03.000 Never heard of Miles? 0:18:03.400 --> 0:18:03.800 Yeah you have? 0:18:03.840 --> 0:18:07.560 He's quite like handsome. He's a handsome guy. Richard always 0:18:07.560 --> 0:18:08.320 on the Today Show. 0:18:08.640 --> 0:18:09.480 He is Richard Miles. 0:18:09.560 --> 0:18:11.960 MP's the Deputy Prime Minister of Australia, Minister for Defense 0:18:11.960 --> 0:18:14.240 and the Federal Member for Correo Geelong. 0:18:14.240 --> 0:18:18.320 He's from Geelong. He's always a yeah you thought he 0:18:18.359 --> 0:18:23.680 was a Today Show correspondent, corresponding show. That's the only 0:18:23.760 --> 0:18:24.960 time did you know that? Mate? 0:18:25.240 --> 0:18:26.359 No idea? Now I'm not from here. 0:18:28.080 --> 0:18:30.959 What a what are you? That's terrible? You're an Australian citizen, 0:18:31.520 --> 0:18:32.680 are you an American? 0:18:32.760 --> 0:18:33.119 Can? You be. 0:18:34.040 --> 0:18:35.000 So do you have to vote? 0:18:35.520 --> 0:18:38.400 I get to vote in the US, Yeah, voting. 0:18:38.200 --> 0:18:39.520 And then you did that from here, do you? 0:18:39.640 --> 0:18:41.080 Yeah? You sit in it. So it cost me like 0:18:41.440 --> 0:18:43.840 cost me like thirty bucks to vote in the US. 0:18:44.560 --> 0:18:45.520 Send the mail over. 0:18:46.920 --> 0:18:48.520 One of those weird countries. You don't have to vote. 0:18:48.600 --> 0:18:50.360 No, no, you don't. Now, so a lot of people 0:18:50.400 --> 0:18:51.400 don't vote. A lot of people don't. 0:18:51.680 --> 0:18:53.480 I feel like there'll be a lot of people not voting. 0:18:53.400 --> 0:18:55.880 Over the last kind of three elections, though, I feel 0:18:55.920 --> 0:18:58.480 like that number is definitely increased, just because it's so controversial. 0:18:58.600 --> 0:19:02.520