WEBVTT - The Group Profiting From Your Heartbreak

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<v Speaker 1>This.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's a podcast I would like.

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<v Speaker 3>To talk about witches. You can come in particular.

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<v Speaker 1>I know that there's a lot of people out there

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<v Speaker 1>losing their jobs, who are actually losing industries.

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<v Speaker 3>But let me tell you this, Kate.

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<v Speaker 1>The old witch industry is doing very well at the moment,

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<v Speaker 1>and I want to focus on a particular website that

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<v Speaker 1>you know about, Ittsy. How is your Caked? Is your

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<v Speaker 1>cake tin arrived from Etsy? It then cost you thirty

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<v Speaker 1>five dollars for the cake tin and one hundred and

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<v Speaker 1>fifty dollars for shipping.

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<v Speaker 2>As you ever rubbing that in If it's not, No,

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<v Speaker 2>it didn't arrive. And my daughter turned twelve on Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>I needed that cake tin to make a horseshoe cake

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<v Speaker 2>as requested. We ended up having to go with a

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<v Speaker 2>round one and it hasn't arrived. And now I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know whether it's my inability to read emails or whether

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<v Speaker 2>I've been scammed.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, well, how's this?

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<v Speaker 1>This is? And you you are the single one on

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<v Speaker 1>the team. This is self styled Etsy Witches. People who

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<v Speaker 1>offer witchcraft services online are selling spells, manifestations, and tarot readings,

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<v Speaker 1>promising everything from good weather on your wedding day to

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<v Speaker 1>a new job or even a small fortune. But what

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<v Speaker 1>I want you to do, Tommy? Can we use your laptop?

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<v Speaker 1>Pleasing Kate? So can you go to Etsy type in

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<v Speaker 1>witch and love and then Kate read out some of

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<v Speaker 1>the things.

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<v Speaker 3>These are some of the.

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<v Speaker 1>Spells that you can get, Like it's easily make him

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<v Speaker 1>obsessed with you spell and that costs three dollars sixty

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<v Speaker 1>eight whip to buy.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't want to do that because I saw that

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<v Speaker 2>film Obsession and you know how that ended out up

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<v Speaker 2>for that guy.

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<v Speaker 3>And what do you get?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, well, I think it depends how you do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Uncharted depth love reading you can get that same hour,

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<v Speaker 2>same day, reconciliation and reconnect. I mean that sounds like

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<v Speaker 2>you're getting backward someone. I don't know how to scroll?

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<v Speaker 1>Like this one's a good one. Find your soul mate

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<v Speaker 1>reading extremely deep.

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<v Speaker 2>I could find some extremely deep love.

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<v Speaker 1>Cle Okay, So Tommy, can we maybe just click on

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<v Speaker 1>one of these?

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<v Speaker 3>How what's our budget?

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<v Speaker 1>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>What am I looking for? What if I'm not looking

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<v Speaker 2>for love? What if I'm looking for a house? And

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<v Speaker 2>then the hinterland be nice?

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<v Speaker 3>What about just general good luck? Like?

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<v Speaker 4>Is I mean what you're doing is putting a price

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<v Speaker 4>on hope, aren't you? But what's the difference between that

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<v Speaker 4>and say lotto? I mean, the odds are so wild.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, how about this?

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<v Speaker 1>What do they truly feel about you?

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<v Speaker 2>Avoidant to obsession? Love spell?

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<v Speaker 1>I love spell that's make them fall in love with you?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean what about this one obsession? Yeah, like you said,

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<v Speaker 1>I will make him love you like crazy? Buy that

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<v Speaker 1>spell for three sixty eight.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe you'd need to do it on someone that didn't

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<v Speaker 4>know the spell was on them.

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<v Speaker 2>Get your ex back spell?

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe you need to know if someone that didn't know,

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<v Speaker 4>like if Tommy wasn't part of this, we could do

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<v Speaker 4>it on him and it would be like fall in

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<v Speaker 4>love with your mother in law. Spell cameras into Tommy's

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<v Speaker 4>house with his mother in law and see if anything.

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<v Speaker 3>Happened that would be I wish you hadn't told about.

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<v Speaker 3>Can we get Ashton Kutcher involved?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh this is funny?

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<v Speaker 3>Can we do this?

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<v Speaker 2>This might be quite funny for on air?

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<v Speaker 1>Who is he?

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<v Speaker 2>Soulmate drawing and tarot reading? So you end up with a.

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<v Speaker 1>Get a watcher.

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<v Speaker 3>Man looks like, yeah, tell.

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<v Speaker 2>Me nothing and I'll tell you everything.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got your money.

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<v Speaker 1>So obviously these shunks, I mean, witches are making a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of They're making a lot of money on Etsy

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<v Speaker 1>at the moment, and I.

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<v Speaker 3>Just think people are just hanging onto this stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>They need, they need answers in their life, and I

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<v Speaker 1>can understand why you beautiful people out there are spending

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<v Speaker 1>the money on this kind. So Tommy, can we buy.

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<v Speaker 3>One of these? What we're doing, do you want to use?

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<v Speaker 1>Nothing's going to work straight away, Kate. So what we

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<v Speaker 1>might do is buy it now, and then we'll come

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<v Speaker 1>back monday to see and to meet the man of

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<v Speaker 1>your dreams over the world.

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<v Speaker 3>Can we do this? Can we do the drawing one, Kate?

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<v Speaker 4>What do we do the sketch and see what they

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<v Speaker 4>come back with and see what this.

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<v Speaker 2>Is the thing with this stuff? We laugh like I'd

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<v Speaker 2>be like, oh, that is so ridiculous, and then you're

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<v Speaker 2>on the website going that.

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<v Speaker 1>Could be a little bit of fun.

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<v Speaker 3>Tommy, here's the plan, I reckon.

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<v Speaker 4>Let's get the sketch one done for the guy that cake,

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<v Speaker 4>the guys that's out there that loves Kate and they

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<v Speaker 4>don't know, and then we'll put the sketch on the

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<v Speaker 4>socials right and if you look like.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't, we don't. We don't need the radio.

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<v Speaker 3>This one.

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<v Speaker 1>Make them chase you again and your caked in will

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<v Speaker 1>arrive this week.

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<v Speaker 3>No way, no way.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a horseshoot, that cake tin. It's all making sense.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a weird sub subcategory, but yeah, let's try it on.

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<v Speaker 2>This is the Fitzy with Friend Kate podcast.

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