Speaker 1: The Christy Swan Show. Oh hi, the sun is shining.
Speaker 2: Christmas Day is less than two weeks away.
Speaker 1: Less than two weeks.
Speaker 3: That means I turned twenty eight in twelve.
Speaker 1: Days twenty eight. I've known you since you were seven,
Speaker 1: and so proud to know you.
Speaker 3: But Christmas more exciting for most people.
Speaker 2: It is so exciting, and it is starting to get
Speaker 2: a little bit real. I am starting to wonder what
Speaker 2: the hell I'm going to do. And I had a
Speaker 2: chat with our beautiful producer Tom this morning. I've changed
Speaker 2: his life because they brought in a little container of
Speaker 2: gingerbread for me.
Speaker 1: I love gingerbread.
Speaker 3: He also came in looking like Katie Lane today.
Speaker 2: Well that's okay, See I don't see that. I see
Speaker 2: him as the matred D matre D at the Italian Club. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: you know, I don't know how to say welcome in Italian.
Speaker 2: Maybe Bnvinudo or something like.
Speaker 3: That, Marko, let's check that on Instagram. At the Christy
Speaker 3: Swan Show. That look whatever we're calling that, it's like.
Speaker 1: Retro porta fino. Anyway, I've blown.
Speaker 2: His mind because he said, I've got so much gingerbread
Speaker 2: and I said, you know what the absolute best. If
Speaker 2: you're on dessert duty for Christmas Day, Christmas Eve, whatever,
Speaker 2: this is what you do. You buy two half price
Speaker 2: good quality tubs of vanilla.
Speaker 1: Okay ice cream.
Speaker 2: You microwave each tub for about thirty or forty seconds,
Speaker 2: just to soften it up.
Speaker 3: The full tub, yeah, okay, just.
Speaker 1: To soften it up.
Speaker 2: Then you transfer that into a big bowl, both of them,
Speaker 2: and you mix through broken gingerbread.
Speaker 1: You can put a bit of sherry in it. That's
Speaker 1: a Christmas flavor and also pana torn there. If you've
Speaker 1: got some of.
Speaker 3: That, I like it.
Speaker 2: Mix it in, push it back into a bougie tin
Speaker 2: or back into the tub that it came from.
Speaker 1: Take it for Christmas Day. People lose their mind.
Speaker 3: I want to eat that now, swany KD. Can you
Speaker 3: go and grab us two types of ice cream? Please?
Speaker 1: Constant careevy A massive show for your Wednesday ahead.
Speaker 3: Chrissy's Favorite Things returns after three. Make sure you've registered
Speaker 3: BSEd the Nova player right. But next Mystic Chrissy The
Speaker 3: Chrissy Swan.
Speaker 1: Show, I Am in the mood.
Speaker 4: Specsavers is helping Chrissy with her mystical visions.
Speaker 3: Should have gone to Specsavers.
Speaker 1: Tiffany, I can see ADHD.
Speaker 3: Maybe confirmed.
Speaker 2: I wrote down the word ad hoc and I thought, oh,
Speaker 2: she's all over the shop. But then maybe ad hoc
Speaker 2: is the first three letters are ad h You're funny.
Speaker 5: I have ADHD and for my.
Speaker 6: Work, I people like to ad hoc work, So I.
Speaker 1: Think you're not both right there.
Speaker 3: Mystic is connected. For the final Mystic Chrissy of the year.
Speaker 2: You have tried hot hypnosis in the past and it
Speaker 2: has not worked.
Speaker 6: Hyps Or.
Speaker 5: Is definitely some you know, different alternative parts.
Speaker 3: But I don't think.
Speaker 2: You think home ownership is overrated.
Speaker 1: Tiffany. Oh, yeah, pends down. I've reached my whole life
Speaker 1: and I probably.
Speaker 6: Won't ever own a house.
Speaker 3: Mystic is all over you, Tiffany. Do you two know
Speaker 3: each other?
Speaker 2: It feels like it, doesn't it, tiff I mean it
Speaker 2: could be the neurospiciness, Tiffany.
Speaker 3: Or bread.
Speaker 1: Oh God, how good is gingerbread?
Speaker 6: Oh? I love gingerbread and that ice cream trick. I've
Speaker 6: got to try it.
Speaker 1: Oh, you will lose your mind. You can't believe how
Speaker 1: good it is.
Speaker 3: I wasn't joking when I asked Katie Lang to go
Speaker 3: and grab it and what did Katie Lang say. Katie
Speaker 3: Lange hasn't done it. He's sitting there. I agree, tiff.
Speaker 2: I can see boiling water around you, and I don't
Speaker 2: know why.
Speaker 1: Why.
Speaker 6: Maybe because I love a hot, killing shower.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's it.
Speaker 6: You love You don't feeling like you're getting into how
Speaker 6: when you step in the shower.
Speaker 1: It's Tiffany.
Speaker 2: You don't really understand sarcasm. There's a lot of times
Speaker 2: where people say things.
Speaker 1: To you and you look at them like, hah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I am the most gullible person. I knew it all right.
Speaker 3: Let's get deeper into Tiffany then, because you are connected here.
Speaker 1: Mystic Tiffany, I can see the words, or I can
Speaker 1: see like.
Speaker 2: Mount mountains, mountainous. Now do you have big boobs? I do?
Speaker 1: Yes.
Speaker 6: There were the double ds.
Speaker 1: I'd like to say that big. Do you know what?
Speaker 1: I'm double D two? But they look small?
Speaker 3: Oh you yes, Oh, I wouldn't have picked her. They
Speaker 3: look small when you go like that.
Speaker 1: Oh was always so.
Speaker 2: I'm surprised because I just bought a new bra and
Speaker 2: it was a double D, and I thought, oh, maybe
Speaker 2: when they're out of the bra, they're very small because
Speaker 2: they're low and flash anyway, Tiffany, I digress, I reckon.
Speaker 1: That's all I've got for you. That's it. That's it, Tiffany,
Speaker 1: You've done well, ten out of ten.
Speaker 7: Done well.
Speaker 3: That was a ten out of ten the final reading
Speaker 3: in Mystic Chrissy for twenty twenty four and Tiffany for
Speaker 3: getting on with Mystic. You have got yourself a VIP
Speaker 3: Specsaviors voucher for one pair of glasses or sonnies and
Speaker 3: two hundred and fifty dollars cash. Oh my god, thanks
Speaker 3: so much, guys.
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Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: I want to talk about a word, a very special word,
Speaker 2: but it's dear to our hearts.
Speaker 4: What is that?
Speaker 1: The word insufferable?
Speaker 3: Oh? Our favorite it's my favorite word. I started saying
Speaker 3: it because of you, so credit to you. But it
Speaker 3: is the best word. And now I've noticed everyone around
Speaker 3: me using it.
Speaker 2: I love that when that happens and you start spending
Speaker 2: time with somebody and all of a sudden, you take
Speaker 2: on their voguecab.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1: In fact, thirteen twenty four ten, do you say your word?
Speaker 2: Now you find yourself using it because you've been spending
Speaker 2: too much time with somebody else. Ariana Grande has joked
Speaker 2: she sat down with Paul moscal I love that actors
Speaker 2: on Actors series. Yes, it's so interesting because the questions
Speaker 2: their next level, because the person knows what it's like
Speaker 2: to be an actor.
Speaker 3: And I watched the little t's of these two before
Speaker 3: it came out, and they seen like they had like
Speaker 3: vibe chemistry, like it was like a good match of tennis.
Speaker 3: They were going back and forth, they got each other.
Speaker 3: I want to watch the full thing. They're like fifty
Speaker 3: five minutes.
Speaker 2: They are a long time. Yes, yes, I quite like
Speaker 2: a fifty five minute but I imagine you with your
Speaker 2: youthful brain, that's like yeah, no, no. So she has
Speaker 2: joked about being utterly insufferable during the Wicked You know
Speaker 2: press junket.
Speaker 3: I'm watching you guys in the press story. You're like
Speaker 3: like in love with you, Yes, you were.
Speaker 1: I love the word insufferable so much. It says everything
Speaker 1: you ever need to know.
Speaker 3: And I love that she has realized and recognized that
Speaker 3: she's in that they were insufferable.
Speaker 2: The problem is, though she's talking about how much they
Speaker 2: love each other, that's insufferable.
Speaker 1: That's what she thinks. That foremost Gal is saying, what
Speaker 1: do you think it is?
Speaker 2: H they're utterly insufferable, And it's not about their love
Speaker 2: of each other. It's about their tone of voice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's that, but it's also the lovey dovey stuff.
Speaker 1: It's also how serious they're taking it. It's in sufferable,
Speaker 1: in sufferable thirteen twenty four to ten. Give us a call.
Speaker 2: Have you adopted a word of somebody that you know
Speaker 2: and love and you love it and you use it
Speaker 2: and it's the best word ever?
Speaker 3: Or do you say insufferable because you've heard Swanny and
Speaker 3: I using it a lot. I'd love to hear from
Speaker 3: people that have adapted that word to their vocals.
Speaker 1: The greatest word ever. I mean, they've been so insufferable.
Speaker 3: She is insufferable, Jenne. The only word I could use
Speaker 3: for that person, insufferable.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show. In sufferable.
Speaker 1: This is a word that you and I use.
Speaker 3: We love it.
Speaker 2: In fact, I was at the microwave this morning and
Speaker 2: I was explaining something to Leo. Can't remember, but I went,
Speaker 2: so basically and that is pure peg pure. Every sentence
Speaker 2: starts with so basically, doesn't And I've picked that up absolutely.
Speaker 3: I have picked up from my housemate contoss full.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Everyone here goes oh full paracelton, Oh is that for him? Yeah,
Speaker 3: So I've caught catch myself saying it on it now
Speaker 3: I go, oh, yeah, fool.
Speaker 2: And we'll give you an example of how that would
Speaker 2: appear in a in a sentence, I might say, oh
Speaker 2: my god, I just want to lay in that sunshine
Speaker 2: and eat it all up, and you would say fall fall.
Speaker 3: I'm going to change that because it kind of doesn't
Speaker 3: make sense.
Speaker 1: But I get it. I totally get it does make sense.
Speaker 2: I found a headline this morning and both Ariana Grande
Speaker 2: and poor My Skull have used our buzzword insufferable.
Speaker 3: I'm watching you guys in the press store. You're like, like, yes,
Speaker 3: you're most annoying, the most annoying thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3: What word or phrase have you picked up from your
Speaker 3: friends or people around you?
Speaker 1: Hello? Beck, Hi, guys?
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 1: What do you say? And who originally said it?
Speaker 6: I've got a new girlfriend that's joined our girlfriend group
Speaker 6: and she's made us all start talking like it's all
Speaker 6: of the things. We're going to, all of the places,
Speaker 6: we're feeling all of the faces and feelings and yeah,
Speaker 6: we're we're drinking.
Speaker 3: We're drinking all of the drinks, all of.
Speaker 6: The drinks and being all of the things. God, she
Speaker 6: sounds like fun way, it's hilarious.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: I love that sort of the element of abundance there
Speaker 2: where it's like just all of it, all of it.
Speaker 1: We're going to eat it all. We're going to drink
Speaker 1: it allway.
Speaker 3: Enthusiasts like you, Swani, I love. Hey, what's your group
Speaker 3: chat name for all the gals.
Speaker 6: We've got.
Speaker 3: A cute chicks with books?
Speaker 1: That's so cute, am My crow?
Speaker 3: Want to be your priceline pharmacy voutre for you back?
Speaker 1: Hello, Dave?
Speaker 4: Hello, how are you hi?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: You've got a beautiful voice?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 3: Thank you?
Speaker 1: Do you work in that? Do you think you do?
Speaker 1: You work in the biz.
Speaker 4: I would love to any jobs. I'd love to Oh god,
Speaker 4: I mean that's the dream.
Speaker 1: Is that assumes that I have any power? Aney, Now, Dave,
Speaker 1: what is the word that your friend used that you
Speaker 1: found yourself also adopting?
Speaker 4: So this is recent, this is I've been doing the
Speaker 4: Christmas hands. So I'm sort of doing a few going
Speaker 4: around doing the Christmas hands.
Speaker 1: What do you mean doing the Christmas hands? Day?
Speaker 4: Well, I'm the one that's getting allocated the hand. Everyone's like,
Speaker 4: you do the hand, and this girl I'm working with
Speaker 4: said swaves. You need swaves of glaze. So the word
Speaker 4: is swave.
Speaker 1: I don't believe that that is the correct usage of
Speaker 1: that world.
Speaker 4: Not davith No, because I've been I'm like, look at
Speaker 4: all these car parks.
Speaker 1: There's swathes of car my darling, I think you do
Speaker 1: need to get onto dictionary dot com.
Speaker 2: Fail immediate fail. In fact, I'm going to cut a
Speaker 2: swathe through this conversation.
Speaker 1: Goodbye, Dave.
Speaker 3: Is voucher for you? Dave?
Speaker 1: Who knows i'd be anka? Hello? Hi, and I want
Speaker 1: where are you using?
Speaker 7: Bro?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, okay, and you.
Speaker 2: Just didn't want it to happen and it happened one day.
Speaker 2: Who uses it originally?
Speaker 5: So my sister in law Naha, she uses it flasic
Speaker 5: and I've just picked it up from her since I
Speaker 5: got married to my husband, Like we've become inseparable, and
Speaker 5: now I just call I didn't call my husband bro
Speaker 5: and he gets through.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I wouldn't like to be called bro. I reckon
Speaker 1: that goes in the same category as mate, when someone
Speaker 1: calls you mate. I don't love it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, bro bro from a girl does sometimes like
Speaker 3: my east prick. I'm like, oh that sounded a bit odd.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but I like it.
Speaker 2: I don't mind you saying it Bianca because it's sort
Speaker 2: of subversive.
Speaker 1: I like it.
Speaker 3: Price on pharmacy voucher for ubing cut. Let's finish with Amy, Hi.
Speaker 1: Amy, Hi, guys, how are you good? Good? What is
Speaker 1: the word that you're using? And who is the person
Speaker 1: that originally used it?
Speaker 6: So it's actually you, chrissy.
Speaker 1: It's not insufferable, No, it's I digress. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: how good is it?
Speaker 5: It made no sense to me when I first heard it,
Speaker 5: but now I use it all the time, and everyone
Speaker 5: now looked at me, going, what are you saying?
Speaker 3: Do you tell everyone that you heard Chrissy say it
Speaker 3: and that's why you're saying it.
Speaker 5: Yes, I really didn't know what it meant to begin with,
Speaker 5: but it's basically just I've lost what I'm saying and
Speaker 5: I'm moving on.
Speaker 2: And that happens all the time to you. Amy, I'm guessing,
Speaker 2: and it happens to me all the time. So I
Speaker 2: digress is something that we both must have in our arsenal.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swans in Delicious News for a Wednesday. I love
Speaker 1: finding out what's on people's Spotify wraps. It's the opposite
Speaker 1: of tell me your dream. I love hearing it.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's the opposite of showing me your baby photos,
Speaker 3: the pictures of your baby exactly.
Speaker 2: Sabrina Carpenter has revealed who is on her top five
Speaker 2: for the year, and one of them is going to
Speaker 2: be shocking.
Speaker 1: We're going to talk about it before the end of
Speaker 1: the show.
Speaker 2: But now Chrissy's cliche, this fills me with sadness and empathy.
Speaker 3: What's happened?
Speaker 1: Megan Fox is pregnante with.
Speaker 3: Pregante machine gun Kelly.
Speaker 2: With machine Gun Kelly's baby is it their first one?
Speaker 1: I know she's got four with Bryanston Green.
Speaker 3: That's their first is a couple.
Speaker 2: Yes, so she is about having her fifth baby and
Speaker 2: she has broken up with the father of the baby.
Speaker 2: I can't tell you, it would be my worst night there.
Speaker 3: What happened? Why did they break up? Because she's only
Speaker 3: recently Yeah.
Speaker 2: She's only just announced pregnancy. She's only just recently announced.
Speaker 2: I mean, you never know how pregnant someone is because
Speaker 2: they could do it last minute. She found his phone
Speaker 2: and it was full of gross, disgusting, cheaty things that.
Speaker 3: Would be just such an awful moment in life to
Speaker 3: have that happen. Happened to a very close friend of mine,
Speaker 3: and it was grim I want to know this.
Speaker 1: I want to know this.
Speaker 2: Obviously he knows that he's doing something that would upset
Speaker 2: her on his phone. How where does he keep the phone?
Speaker 2: Because I know, A, I've got no interest in cheating.
Speaker 2: I couldn't be bothered, got no interest. But also I
Speaker 2: I can't do it. I can only do a couple
Speaker 2: of things at a time. One of them is breethe Okay,
Speaker 2: so it doesn't leave a whole lot free mental real estate.
Speaker 3: Siper diet Co can breed. Let's call it.
Speaker 2: You're currently eating goats, cheese and crackers and that's it
Speaker 2: for me at the moment. But my phone, I never
Speaker 2: know where it is. Really, that's why I've got my
Speaker 2: belly back because I have to keep it on me.
Speaker 1: Where did he leave his phone?
Speaker 3: I'll tell you an example that I know. They instead
Speaker 3: of using I Message, you're like the phone app on
Speaker 3: your iPhone. You would go to WhatsApp, and potentially you
Speaker 3: have people under different names. Maybe if you're a guy
Speaker 3: talking to women you shouldn't be talking to Instead of
Speaker 3: calling her Brianna, you call her Brett. And so then
Speaker 3: if you were to go through your partner's phone, it
Speaker 3: just looks like one of their mates. But when people
Speaker 3: get suspicious and they start doing some digging, things come
Speaker 3: to light.
Speaker 1: Yuck.
Speaker 3: I know, it's a lot of effort. Like do you
Speaker 3: know what I mean? That's the web of lies?
Speaker 1: Do you speaking of effort? H? Why do people do it?
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4: Like?
Speaker 1: I just I know that that's a really sort of
Speaker 1: basic question.
Speaker 2: But I imagine that the energy to do it is
Speaker 2: so awful, and at some point you respected the person
Speaker 2: that you're in a relationship with. What happens to people
Speaker 2: that they I feel like they do that and they
Speaker 2: can still go home and see that person and have
Speaker 2: their life. I just can't imagine why you would do that,
Speaker 2: why you wouldn't go Hey, I'm just not happy.
Speaker 1: I'm not feeling it.
Speaker 3: You know, there are so I know what you're saying,
Speaker 3: but there are so many reasons. Like I feel like
Speaker 3: we could do an hour on it on a fine
Speaker 3: topic as to why people next year?
Speaker 1: Can we? Because I just think it's so interesting.
Speaker 3: I'm three to three forty, no music, and it's just
Speaker 3: forty minutes of why did you cheeg?
Speaker 1: Yes, like and no anger. I just would love to
Speaker 1: be able to understand.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you get an insight.
Speaker 2: Let's move on to Reddit, our favorite website. An ex
Speaker 2: friend is asking this redditor, is that what you call them?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: For one thousand US dollar to cover her and her
Speaker 2: husband's expenses of coming home early from holiday.
Speaker 3: Now, I wrote the story why did they come home early?
Speaker 1: She? It actually doesn't matter. It doesn't matter if you're sick,
Speaker 1: it doesn't matter if you're an ex friend, you should
Speaker 1: not ask for money. In fact, if you are a
Speaker 1: current friend, you should not ask for money.
Speaker 3: As no matter why they had to come home, no matter.
Speaker 1: I don't care. If you need a new kidney, I
Speaker 1: don't care.
Speaker 2: If you've seriously I don't care if you've gone to
Speaker 2: balley and come off with scooter.
Speaker 1: That's on you. Because I have lent money to people
Speaker 1: over the years. You never see it again.
Speaker 3: Now you told me I didn't have to pay you back.
Speaker 3: Wanted Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 1: Hello, we're still here, so glad that you are as well.
Speaker 2: We've got an hour to go and we have said
Speaker 2: that before the end of the show, we're going to
Speaker 2: reveal Sabrina Carpenter's wrapped Spotify list.
Speaker 1: Yes, and there is a very surprising inclusion on there. Hmm,
Speaker 1: do I ever guess?
Speaker 3: Uh, the Saltburn soundtrack so Villa's vexed up? Yeah, murder
Speaker 3: on the dance floor.
Speaker 4: No, it is.
Speaker 2: It is even more surprising than that. Plus I have
Speaker 2: been shopping for an extension cord. It's as exciting as
Speaker 2: it sounds. Wow, and I stayed on the listing for
Speaker 2: about forty minutes, nearly wedding myself, laughing at.
Speaker 3: The comments on the reviews. That can't wait. Also, we
Speaker 3: will be getting our guru, like our spiritual guru Vicki
Speaker 3: from Reception in to try and help you with one
Speaker 3: of your ailments at the moment.
Speaker 1: What is this tonging? I thought that was for hair I.
Speaker 3: Don't know, but she wants to tongue you mate. Next
Speaker 3: Chrisy's Crazy, The.
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan Show, The Crisy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: If someone said to me, for a million dollars, tell
Speaker 2: me who sings that song?
Speaker 1: I would not win that million dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah you really? You really love that song too, you
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't mind it. But who the hell is i Yas?
Speaker 3: I don't know, let's google him.
Speaker 2: You're listening to The Crizzy Swan Show. Is Ayaz snuck
Speaker 2: into the bump bag today?
Speaker 1: Chrissies Quizzy Atlanta.
Speaker 2: From Rudy Hill. A couple of questions. One, you know
Speaker 2: that song that we just listened to, No, No, you've
Speaker 2: heard it a million times.
Speaker 1: Would you have known that it was sung by an
Speaker 1: artist called Ayas? No?
Speaker 4: No no?
Speaker 1: The other question? The other question I got for Elana
Speaker 1: Rudy Hill. Yes, all I think of when I ever
Speaker 1: whenever I see that word is the Rudy Hill RSL.
Speaker 1: Why is that so famous in Australian history.
Speaker 5: I wish I could give you a reason, but it's
Speaker 5: honestly not as tibulus as I think everyone thinks it is.
Speaker 2: Is it like good I neese food, like my friends
Speaker 2: are local lasel Or is.
Speaker 5: It like I mean the typhoon slats there that's pretty good,
Speaker 5: but the rest of it's just overpriced and not great
Speaker 5: for kids?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is a Danning Hallo mad number.
Speaker 3: Hello, my bab How are you hi good?
Speaker 4: How are you yeah good?
Speaker 1: Can we talk about what's on your mind? What are
Speaker 1: you wearing? What shoes have you got on? Melissa?
Speaker 4: I've got birkenstocks because I've been baking gingerbread all day,
Speaker 4: so my feet to comfy.
Speaker 2: Again with the gingerbread. I got some gingerbread today. If
Speaker 2: you've got any left over, this is you know. I
Speaker 2: love this short cut and I'm going to talk more
Speaker 2: and more about it. If you've got any left over,
Speaker 2: or maybe some that don't look quite as good as
Speaker 2: the others, Stir them into Stir them into vanilla ice cream,
Speaker 2: my friend, Yes.
Speaker 5: I heard, definitely going to give that mone a go.
Speaker 3: Did you also here? Ask ask our producer Katie Lang
Speaker 3: to go and get two tubs of ice cream. Melissa, Sure,
Speaker 3: I'll try. No, we asked. We asked him to go
Speaker 3: and get them so we could try. He left no,
Speaker 3: still deciding to sit there pretending he's a singer.
Speaker 1: But are too busy doing a duet with Melissa.
Speaker 3: Already inside the bum bag Today. Because it is our
Speaker 3: final week on air and I'm feeling generous, I am
Speaker 3: going to put in a three hundred dollar Frank Green
Speaker 3: holiday gift pack. Swanee, have you got.
Speaker 1: A list of what is in that? Because I will
Speaker 1: roll you for it.
Speaker 3: I don't, but I believe it to be on their site.
Speaker 3: Is that right, Katie? Oh yeah, half fabulous. The new
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Speaker 3: My girls?
Speaker 1: Your name's your buzzers?
Speaker 2: It's the best of five being the first person to
Speaker 2: get three answers, cup, when's the game?
Speaker 1: Yadi yadiada? Question number one? You s man Luis Jimujeon.
Speaker 2: Actually he looks a bit like tom Our producer today
Speaker 2: he does, who allegedly shot the CEO of an American
Speaker 2: health insurance company. By the way, in the most chilling
Speaker 2: footage I've seen in a long time.
Speaker 3: What a story.
Speaker 2: Wild has been arrested after being spotted where, Yes, Elena McDonald, Yeah,
Speaker 2: it is in Pennsylvania.
Speaker 1: Are you all over that story?
Speaker 5: I heard it. Yeah, it's great, great stories extrame.
Speaker 3: I love how we're all saying how great of a
Speaker 3: story it is when it's got the grimmer's outcome. But
Speaker 3: there is something so captivating about it. And I hope
Speaker 3: there is a Netflix Docko and I think he's hot,
Speaker 3: and do you?
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: But also, Jack, please take this as a warning if
Speaker 2: you ever murder someone which isn't completely out of the
Speaker 2: realm of possibility for you, don't indulge at your favorite restaurant.
Speaker 1: Least go to the drive through.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're so right.
Speaker 1: Question number two au is the chemical symbol for what
Speaker 1: it's tricky?
Speaker 2: It's tricky?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 6: Is an alkaline?
Speaker 1: No, it's gold. That's why it's tricky. It's annoying.
Speaker 3: Good guess though. Question number three, which.
Speaker 1: Rapper and supermodel act?
Speaker 2: Yes, guys, can you imagine the horror of being pregnant
Speaker 2: and with four other kids and your husband just up
Speaker 2: and leaving.
Speaker 3: The worst?
Speaker 4: Still?
Speaker 3: All right? Question number four this is for the win. Alana, Melissa,
Speaker 3: are you still there.
Speaker 1: Though I'm still here?
Speaker 3: Hey, Melissa, you.
Speaker 2: Live in the same suburb that Meghan Gail, the gorgeous
Speaker 2: supermodel has a has a cafe.
Speaker 1: Do you ever see her?
Speaker 5: No, I've never seen her.
Speaker 1: It's very nice, but not her. I was going to say,
Speaker 1: if you ever see it, to her to call me.
Speaker 1: Question number four.
Speaker 2: Two thousand and seven was the year that Apple released
Speaker 2: which life changing piece of technology?
Speaker 5: Atlana? YESA was that iPhone?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Helana? And aren't we lucky?
Speaker 2: Aren't we lucky? I saved the kids all the time.
Speaker 2: You're living in the best time of the world. Alana,
Speaker 2: you have one at the Frank Green Pack. It's amazing.
Speaker 2: You've also got the bum bag. And Melissa, please keep
Speaker 2: your eyes peeled for Sean and Meghan. I've got a
Speaker 2: few things I need to talk to them about. Keep
Speaker 2: thank you some recipes. I wanted to come on my podcasts.
Speaker 2: Lots of things I love that.
Speaker 3: I love Mega Gales, the Crazy Swan show.
Speaker 2: We have in our midst everybody's favorite and over mascot
Speaker 2: Vicky from Reception, Hello, Viky, Hello, beautiful people.
Speaker 1: Look you've been on the show. Before any excuse to
Speaker 1: have you in here because we just love your guts.
Speaker 2: What is the craziest sort of hippie juju essential oil
Speaker 2: thing that you've done.
Speaker 7: I don't know about cent oil, but I do love
Speaker 7: the good old sage stick going around the house and
Speaker 7: taking out the demons.
Speaker 2: When I came over to your place, you couldn't wait
Speaker 2: to hide to light the sage stick.
Speaker 1: I hadn't even left and you'd started to sage it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that to you.
Speaker 3: Brought you in for a specific reason, Swanne explain why.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Look, I.
Speaker 2: Get little treats from Vicky all the time. I've got
Speaker 2: a little book about drinking only celery juice, and I've
Speaker 2: got very sore wrists at the moment and now also thumbs.
Speaker 2: I haven't been able to tell you, like we're too
Speaker 2: busy about dumb anyway. You've been helping me diagnosing me,
Speaker 2: which I love.
Speaker 1: But you have said have you heard of tuning? For
Speaker 1: I have not heard tuning. What is a tuning fork?
Speaker 7: Okay, tuning fork is a It's like the like the
Speaker 7: Tibetan singing balls.
Speaker 1: It produces some frequency, makes a sound.
Speaker 7: Well, this one is the weighted one, so it doesn't
Speaker 7: really make a sound, but it vibrates.
Speaker 1: And this one the vibration amplifies. And now that's why
Speaker 1: I got.
Speaker 7: The tuning fork. And you put it on your sword joints.
Speaker 7: This one, that weighted one you put on your sword joints.
Speaker 7: The stick, so the vibration comes through the stick. Yes,
Speaker 7: and you put it out on the saw joints and
Speaker 7: relieves muscle tension. You're going to come and do it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Okay, move your microphone.
Speaker 1: With you microphone a little all right? Now, okay, I'm
Speaker 1: giving you my I'll give you my sore thumb.
Speaker 3: Okay, So we're putting the tuning fork onto a great.
Speaker 1: Great Do you like that?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You're the Christmas party. Okay, here we go.
Speaker 3: Okay, the forks on Chrissy's wrist.
Speaker 7: And can you feel the vibration?
Speaker 1: Yes, I can feel it.
Speaker 7: Feel it feel Come on so as it dies, hang
Speaker 7: on one more. Let's do it all right, so that
Speaker 7: vibration you've got to keep doing it, doesn't.
Speaker 1: Have to do you do this to yourself? Correct? Do
Speaker 1: you like the way that feels?
Speaker 6: I do.
Speaker 1: I've got one that's rechargeable that you're really gonna it
Speaker 1: feels exactly the same. Do it again. Okay, ready, put
Speaker 1: it on that big lumpy bit. It's good.
Speaker 7: Okay, this is the wasted but there's the unweighted fork
Speaker 7: that that goes. That is a vibration. It's not as
Speaker 7: amplifying as the weighted one. And you put it around
Speaker 7: the bio fields, which is our electromagnetic fields around our body,
Speaker 7: like our energy feel.
Speaker 1: She talks a lot of.
Speaker 3: Ship, doesn't Oh, it's doing things.
Speaker 1: Do you Can you hear that? I'm gonna make you better?
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, beautiful people. I love the Christy Swan show.
Speaker 2: I have entered my gardening era. I'm basically that hairy
Speaker 2: nome cost Us from cost.
Speaker 1: I love him.
Speaker 3: He's got some proper hair. That dude.
Speaker 1: He's got good energy. Don't you worry about that?
Speaker 3: Do you reckon?
Speaker 1: He gets help from Guarding Australia.
Speaker 3: Who know.
Speaker 1: God, I'm just open to anything these days. Whatever it
Speaker 1: gets it through the night.
Speaker 3: Retweet.
Speaker 1: But I've my gardening era. Sorry, and I've I'm coughing
Speaker 1: on gingerbread.
Speaker 3: No, that's okay. Tom brought us some gingerbread in, brought
Speaker 3: some gingerbread in and we have just inhaled it in
Speaker 3: that Dean lois spicy.
Speaker 1: Spicy.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I've entered my gardening era, and that involves a
Speaker 2: plug in lawn mower.
Speaker 1: Because I'm a leaded Yes, I'm a leaded gardener.
Speaker 2: So I can't actually killed me to say it. But
Speaker 2: I can't actually handle those big old petrol ones with
Speaker 2: the big catches on it like your dad would use.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I can't get it started.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I've got a fly mo, which is a wonderful invention, and.
Speaker 3: Does it still cut the grass?
Speaker 1: It is fabulous. It is light. I swing it around
Speaker 1: like I'm doing interpretive dance.
Speaker 2: But I've got to plug it in right, And I've
Speaker 2: got a front yard and a backyard, and I don't.
Speaker 1: Want to buy different lawnmowers to the front. Someone's doing well.
Speaker 3: You live in the compound. We're going to need lots
Speaker 3: of extension cords.
Speaker 1: So I mowed the front lawn the other day.
Speaker 2: I've done the back is easy because there's a there's
Speaker 2: a plug in the garage.
Speaker 1: Come straight out. Front is hard.
Speaker 2: I've got to use the hallway inside thing. And I
Speaker 2: put in one plug, another extension card, like four extension
Speaker 2: cards to.
Speaker 1: Get it out.
Speaker 3: I can't believe you haven't killed yourself either. Can I
Speaker 3: buy like electrote by electroccuting.
Speaker 1: Either?
Speaker 3: Can I?
Speaker 1: And that I'm not even joking?
Speaker 3: First smile. We've gotten out of Katie Lang from today's show,
Speaker 3: So that's good. I'm glad I made you laugh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but what does that say about his dark heart?
Speaker 1: He laughs?
Speaker 3: I thought of me dying ninety one minutes into the show,
Speaker 3: and that's what you want to put your head up
Speaker 3: and laugh at? Is it cool?
Speaker 1: Anyway? The jury's out.
Speaker 2: I've only I've only done it once and you know,
Speaker 2: could take me out the second time, but I want
Speaker 2: to avoid that.
Speaker 1: So I looked up. Is there such a thing as
Speaker 1: a long extension cord on a reel?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: Like a hose? Yes? Sick?
Speaker 1: Anyway? They exist? Who knew? Anyway?
Speaker 2: I found found him at a few different places. But
Speaker 2: I like to read the reviews.
Speaker 3: Now, this was born your review loving was born from
Speaker 3: my taste opred percent.
Speaker 1: But really, do you are you a review reader? No?
Speaker 2: Oh, you must because it really gives you everything you
Speaker 2: need to know because they're normal people allegedly like me,
Speaker 2: that have bought the product and then logged back on
Speaker 2: and gone It's good or it's bad.
Speaker 3: So people take the time to leave a review on
Speaker 3: an extension cord, like, what is there to review? You
Speaker 3: know what it does at there's nothing too different about
Speaker 3: any of them.
Speaker 1: Well, thank you so much for asking.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 1: Chris says this is awful. Avoid at all costs. I
Speaker 1: had it two months. Wish i'd never bothered. The ruling
Speaker 1: system is so bad that I have to completely unreel
Speaker 1: it and start again. Oh could you imagine how annoying
Speaker 1: that is?
Speaker 2: Then this one one star garbage DJ Nugget says, I
Speaker 2: brought this extension cable reel because I was getting sick
Speaker 2: of having to untangle my extension cable every time I
Speaker 2: used it.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's why I want one.
Speaker 2: Turns out it is actually faster to untangle my old
Speaker 2: extension cable than use this piece of junk that gets
Speaker 2: tangled and stuck every time you try and wind it up.
Speaker 1: I love this part. This is me. I used it
Speaker 1: four times before I threw it in the garbage bin.
Speaker 2: Can you you know when an appliance or just something
Speaker 2: you've bought is so disappointing that you stretch it up
Speaker 2: and throw it in the deer cracket?
Speaker 3: Oh, my god, it's so fine, Like you did that
Speaker 3: with your iron.
Speaker 1: I cut it.
Speaker 2: I cut it with scissors. This is pretty damning, Turts
Speaker 2: says one star. Bad product, not even worth a rating.
Speaker 3: Wow, Graham just then logged back on to do that, and.
Speaker 1: Then let's finish with Paul one star. If I could
Speaker 1: give it zero, I would.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to need a voice for Paul. Is
Speaker 3: he from tuak or is he from that?
Speaker 6: Drew it?
Speaker 3: Like? What kind of vibe are we getting?
Speaker 1: Okay? I really like that you've asked.
Speaker 2: And punctuation is fantastic, grammar is correct, capitals are where
Speaker 2: they need to be. One small problem he didn't meant
Speaker 2: he did spell cord with an H, which it isn't.
Speaker 2: He's somewhere middling, but I'm gonna make him fancy cool.
Speaker 2: I bought this about two months ago, and I found
Speaker 2: that after a week or so, one of the powerpoints
Speaker 2: stopped working. The design is also quite bad in that
Speaker 2: it tangles around the black frame quite easily as the.
Speaker 1: Loops fall off the rotor. I got so frustrated with
Speaker 1: it I ended up smashing it to bits. Save your
Speaker 1: money and buy a simple extension cord. No I do
Speaker 1: not recommend this products. So Christmas is around the corner.
Speaker 3: Let's do this at Pistline Pharmacy. Christmas has never felt better.
Speaker 3: They've got everything you need right celebrate.
Speaker 1: It's Chrissy's favorite things. Hi bon Air, Hello, what are
Speaker 1: you doing for Christmas Day? Tell me everything?
Speaker 3: We just sit together with my brother and his family
Speaker 3: and our family and get the kids going.
Speaker 2: Crazy at my parents place.
Speaker 1: Fantastic? What do you have to bring? Still figuring out
Speaker 1: all of the details at the moment.
Speaker 2: Well, I did give an amazing shortcut about an incredible
Speaker 2: Christmas ice cream earlier on in the show Vanilla Taba
Speaker 2: vanilla ice cream. Throw in your panatono or crushed up
Speaker 2: gingerbread bang winning.
Speaker 5: I've just took some money biscuits. They'd be perfect for that.
Speaker 3: They would be oh my god, so long on your bonny.
Speaker 1: Do you know what else would be perfect for Christmas?
Speaker 1: A price line pack?
Speaker 6: Absolutely?
Speaker 1: I have got one here for you.
Speaker 2: And look there is so many things in it one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
Speaker 2: eight things in it, probably more. But what I'm really
Speaker 2: excited for you to try are the the kind collective things.
Speaker 1: There's three or four in there. You're going to lose
Speaker 1: your mind.
Speaker 5: Amazing.
Speaker 3: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Make sure you don't give it away either, keep it
Speaker 1: for yourself, bond. Oh that's all for me.
Speaker 3: Merry Christmas, Bonnie. For your chance to play Chrissie's Favorite
Speaker 3: Things tomorrow, head to the Nova player app or novafm
Speaker 3: and tell us what is on your Priceline pharmacy Christmas list.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, Let's do this Chrissy's clique more
Speaker 1: sab cap news.
Speaker 2: Have you noticed that she has not really commented, hasn't
Speaker 2: actually commented at all about the recent breakup between her
Speaker 2: and her very fresh ex Barry Kiergan.
Speaker 3: She or her publicist are incredibly smart because I feel
Speaker 3: like that makes the articles and clickbait go away about it.
Speaker 2: I agree, she's talking about other stuff which I like,
Speaker 2: and I reckon she's done this interview and I think
Speaker 2: one of the Nogo zones would have definitely been a relationship, right, don't.
Speaker 3: You think probably you'd think, yeah, I think the publicist
Speaker 3: would be laying down that law.
Speaker 1: Now she sat down with Vogue Arabia.
Speaker 3: Hello, vog Arabia, how are you well.
Speaker 1: Done on making the Google's purchase? Anyway? God, I love
Speaker 1: this song so much. Katie Lang is not interacting with
Speaker 1: us at all.
Speaker 3: Oh, I thought you liked this song, Katie. It's bizarre.
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 1: I'm busy. Sorry, I'm well, We're not stop anyway.
Speaker 2: Sabrina Carpenter has commented on her Spotify right everybody does it? Yes,
Speaker 2: she said she nearly didn't mention it at all because
Speaker 2: she is in her own top five.
Speaker 3: Hey, this song that with a song like bedcare might
Speaker 3: be in my own top five too.
Speaker 1: But this is the thing.
Speaker 2: Once you know a little bit of something, I always
Speaker 2: want to know more. And I want to know what
Speaker 2: song of hers is in her own top five? I like,
Speaker 2: is it Espresso?
Speaker 3: No? I think because she went on tour this year,
Speaker 3: there's probably some album tracks she recorded two years ago
Speaker 3: has never had to sing again, and then coming into
Speaker 3: these live shows, she's probably like, oh, I better start
Speaker 3: listening to Juno to remember those lyrics like.
Speaker 1: A crash course. Yeah, God, I want to know.
Speaker 2: So she was in her own top five and then
Speaker 2: rounding them out. My god, what a hit list dolly part.
Speaker 1: We're going to enjoy a bit of dollya. What do
Speaker 1: you think about that?
Speaker 3: I like Aba, It reminds me of my drunk, aren't you?
Speaker 1: I feel like you can't not like it. You've just
Speaker 1: got to like Abba.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go Beg's next. That's another one. What a
Speaker 2: what a trio of voices and something.
Speaker 1: That I have in common with the great Sabrina Carpenter.
Speaker 2: We've actually got two artists in common on our Top five,
Speaker 2: Sabrina Carpenter and Casey Musgravees.
Speaker 3: You know, the Lost awful.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, she's so great. If you're thinking I
Speaker 2: want to add a new little vibe to my Spotify,
Speaker 2: you not cas She's got a new album. But start
Speaker 2: with Slowburn.
Speaker 1: That'll get you in the mood.
Speaker 3: Slowburn.
Speaker 1: All right, all right, let's.
Speaker 2: Talk about the rise of buffet dining. Buffets used to
Speaker 2: be massive in the seventies and eighties. Smagi's Sizzler where
Speaker 2: you pay one price and then eat as much as
Speaker 2: you want.
Speaker 3: I missed all of that.
Speaker 2: Oh can you imagine people, because we never had anything
Speaker 2: like that in Australia. And you go and pay twenty
Speaker 2: dollars and.
Speaker 1: Just go back and back and back.
Speaker 2: One of the greatest buffets that I ever ever experienced
Speaker 2: was the Pizza Hut or you you would pay and
Speaker 2: then just go and get as much pizza by the
Speaker 2: slice as you wanted.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine? And they would just keep on coming
Speaker 1: out under the.
Speaker 3: Little hot lights. The best buffet I've been to is
Speaker 3: the Langham Gold Coast. They do a good buffet at
Speaker 3: that hotel. I'm telling you. If anyone's ever gone to
Speaker 3: the GC, well, of course they do.
Speaker 1: It's a five star tell maybe even a six. We're
Speaker 1: not talking about that. Let talking about the Kazilips.
Speaker 2: The Kazilbs crisis, okay, has reignited Australian's love of the
Speaker 2: buffet and I for one am here for it. The
Speaker 2: only problem is, and you do need to be careful. Yeah,
Speaker 2: when they started here it was beautiful quality stuff like
Speaker 2: the Langham, but not you know, yes, I feel like
Speaker 2: the buffets today are not going to be the sort
Speaker 2: of quality.
Speaker 1: That I would like to eat a lot of.
Speaker 3: Okay, so it's going to be a bit of like
Speaker 3: Wentworth prison food a little bit.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think you could be right, because if we're doing
Speaker 3: it because of cozy lives, you're not getting the Langham GC,
Speaker 3: you're getting prison food.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: The other thing I want to ask you is if
Speaker 2: you get away with a group of people, just say
Speaker 2: you go Thie or Indian? Are you a I have
Speaker 2: ordered my butter chicken and I've got my ROTI and
Speaker 2: my rice or do you just get a plate and
Speaker 2: go I'm gonna have a bit of muscam arm, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna have a bit of Panang curring and have a
Speaker 2: bit of red curring and and then do it like
Speaker 2: you're supposed to culturally.
Speaker 3: Okay, So it depends fish and chips strictly my own
Speaker 3: vibe because often I'll order that with mates and I'm like, no, no,
Speaker 3: I know the single park I order. But when I'm
Speaker 3: ordering like Chinese food, yeah, we all take a little
Speaker 3: bit of each other.
Speaker 1: I'm really pleased to hear that. Good, because why would
Speaker 1: you put all your eggs in one bus?
Speaker 3: Three? Sharing's caring man, a little bit of every there
Speaker 3: climes of fish and chips, No sharing, hey reculates. Tim
Speaker 3: and Joel are up next to have a beautiful Wednesday night.
Speaker 3: We'll see tomorrow tomorrow.
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Speaker 6: Are you