Speaker 1: This is the Chrissy Sun Show.
Speaker 2: Look, I'm excited because it's Wednesday and this is the day.
Speaker 3: Hello, by the way, good afternoon.
Speaker 2: This is the day that I get to, you know,
Speaker 2: tap into my internal spirituality and become Mystic Chrissy. We're
Speaker 2: going to be doing that next And I did bring
Speaker 2: in some props and I've forgotten them, So next week
Speaker 2: I'm going to debut. I've got a disco ball that
Speaker 2: I pulled off a hard rubbish collection. Wow okay, and
Speaker 2: I have a wig that I just bought from an
Speaker 2: op shop for four dollars. I'm going to wear both
Speaker 2: of them next week. We're supposed to be today, but
Speaker 2: I forgot damn it.
Speaker 3: What colors the wig?
Speaker 2: It's brown, and I've got a sneaking suspicion it's just
Speaker 2: gonna look like you me.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna give it a twenty four to ten. If
Speaker 3: you'd like your mind read by Mystic chrisy jump on
Speaker 3: the line. Hey, I did my first sound bath and
Speaker 3: breath work session. That unbelievable.
Speaker 4: Doesn't the sound like get into you, reach you out? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Swan show.
Speaker 4: Tyker and reader? Is that reader? All right?
Speaker 3: Please?
Speaker 4: No, please? I'm going to shut up.
Speaker 2: You're listening to that Chrissy's one show on Nova.
Speaker 4: I'm in the mood for some mind reading.
Speaker 3: I don't think you are.
Speaker 1: Spec is helping Chrissy with her mystical visions.
Speaker 3: Should have gone to specsavers.
Speaker 2: Kelly, do you often have tidbits that do not relate
Speaker 2: to the person that you think they do?
Speaker 5: No, I don't think so, just me then, just.
Speaker 3: You're an idiot.
Speaker 4: It's so weird, Kelly.
Speaker 2: The minute that I saw your name, do you know
Speaker 2: Richard Scary, the old school picture book author? No?
Speaker 6: I never heard of him.
Speaker 4: Okay, it's not for you, then it must be for
Speaker 4: someone else.
Speaker 2: Had a character called Lowly right, and it was a
Speaker 2: snake like a worm in a car, and Lowly popped
Speaker 2: into my head. Anyway, you're pretty tough, Kelly, and you're
Speaker 2: known as tough.
Speaker 7: Yes, I would say that.
Speaker 4: Yes. Also, I see the word filthy around you.
Speaker 2: Now this is either your nocturnal activities or the state
Speaker 2: of your kitchen.
Speaker 7: Oh, I'd say my kitchen. Probably.
Speaker 4: It might be the other one too, Kelly.
Speaker 2: It could be you had to cut a friend off
Speaker 2: because they were too possessive.
Speaker 4: A friend or a boyfriend partner.
Speaker 3: Yes, deep diver into that, Swanye. I like this topic.
Speaker 2: And they didn't get the message initially, and you had
Speaker 2: to be really tough with them. Correct. A recent photograph
Speaker 2: you've seen of yourself is the worst you've ever seen? Definitely?
Speaker 4: Aren't they awful? You just want to delete them from
Speaker 4: the world, Yes, or.
Speaker 3: Just face tune the hell out of them. That's my
Speaker 3: and you. I go down.
Speaker 4: I don't even know how to face tune things.
Speaker 3: I should teach you. It's really fun. Give yourself a
Speaker 3: nose job, give yourself.
Speaker 4: Fantastic.
Speaker 2: That sounds specific to you and your insecure in case
Speaker 2: you went away.
Speaker 4: I mean I'd tighten up. My neck was in that, right,
Speaker 4: Kelly neck.
Speaker 7: Now you never know what's real anymore.
Speaker 4: That's it, Kelly. I am real. I am because I
Speaker 4: don't know how to make it, make it not so?
Speaker 4: All right? Kel The word statuesque Are you a tall woman?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 4: How tall are you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think of about five eleven. Yes, you so you
Speaker 2: are the statuesque that I'm talking about.
Speaker 4: Yes, you never You didn't like it growing up, but
Speaker 4: you don't mind it now.
Speaker 5: No, it's good.
Speaker 2: The word lucky is around you. It's either a pet
Speaker 2: or a piece of jewelry or.
Speaker 4: Lucky.
Speaker 1: I'm lucky, but not in that way.
Speaker 3: In what way are you lucky? Kel Oh?
Speaker 7: Competition?
Speaker 2: Oh so you are a lucky person. Some people just
Speaker 2: are lucky, aren't they tell you?
Speaker 3: Why else? You're lucky? Kelly, You've just won two hundred
Speaker 3: and fifty dollars cash and of the IP Specsavers voucher
Speaker 3: just for being a part of mystics.
Speaker 4: So thank you very much, fabulous.
Speaker 2: Look up riches kerries lowly and see if it means
Speaker 2: anything to you. I love you, Goodbye.
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Speaker 2: Do you have one of those what do they call
Speaker 2: those surveillance cameras at home?
Speaker 3: The ring light or something a ring camera, one of
Speaker 3: those or even just general CCTV. I feel like it's
Speaker 3: so easy to set up cameras around your home now
Speaker 3: and then just have your iPhone alert you every time
Speaker 3: a pigeon flies.
Speaker 2: Absolutely give us a call if you have found something
Speaker 2: unbelievable going on at your place when you weren't there,
Speaker 2: just like Sydney Sweeney has.
Speaker 4: She is filming. She's an actress. By the way, I
Speaker 4: shall in love.
Speaker 3: With her in Euphoria. And then she did that movie
Speaker 3: here with anyone.
Speaker 4: But you, Yes, And also she did what's that. I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't think you can do that anymore.
Speaker 4: Yes you can.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were terrible, Jennifer Cooler, just the whiteloaders.
Speaker 4: The theme goes.
Speaker 3: Something like that, I'm not playing because I just want
Speaker 3: you to keep doing that. Sure, yeah, I feel like
Speaker 3: it goes Wednesday, October sixteen, Christy Swan gets canceled.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Sidney Sweeney is an actress, and she's currently on
Speaker 2: the East Coast of America, which I believe is also
Speaker 2: known as New York City.
Speaker 4: That is sort of an area, and.
Speaker 2: She lives on the West coast for Shira, California. Anyway,
Speaker 2: she's got one of these surveillance cameras, and I don't
Speaker 2: trust myself with them because I would be obsessed watching
Speaker 2: my bunnies, watching what Murphy's up to. All of that,
Speaker 2: and she's filming this biopic where as an aside, she's
Speaker 2: playing a I'd never heard of her, but she's playing
Speaker 2: a real life person called Christy Martin, who is an
Speaker 2: American former professional boxer, and she looks unrecognizable.
Speaker 3: Yes, you would not think it's her in these paparazzi photos.
Speaker 2: Biopic is my favorite genre of picks, is it?
Speaker 4: Yeah? A really good one is thrilling to me?
Speaker 3: What did you think of Itania? I love it?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, I laughed.
Speaker 2: But the Menendez one didn't like it that recently, you know,
Speaker 2: the one that's out Anyway, she's watching her surveillance camera.
Speaker 2: I'm assuming that an alert goes off, like all this
Speaker 2: something going on at your place, Sydney, and she sees
Speaker 2: people in her property. They enter the house and they
Speaker 2: ransacked through all her stuff and leave the house with
Speaker 2: bags like the hamburglar.
Speaker 3: Imagine how helpless you'd feel on the other side of
Speaker 3: the country.
Speaker 4: Totally.
Speaker 2: That's why I wouldn't have it, because what can you
Speaker 2: do your house is burning down or there's someone creepy
Speaker 2: in there. I don't want that memory in my head.
Speaker 3: You know what you could do, though, is actually catch
Speaker 3: your animals when they run away. That could be a positive.
Speaker 2: It is a very very mean thing to say.
Speaker 3: What have you caught on your camera?
Speaker 2: Have you seen somebody untoward lurking? Has somebody turned up
Speaker 2: that wasn't invited to.
Speaker 1: The Christy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: City Sweeney and actress was filming a biopic my favorite
Speaker 2: genre of movie by the way over on the East Coast.
Speaker 2: She lives on the West Coast, and her little app pinged.
Speaker 2: She looked into it and somebody was in her house
Speaker 2: stealing her stuff.
Speaker 3: That's so awful. Also lucky that she was on the
Speaker 3: other side of America's wanting because I was just reading
Speaker 3: in the song there that it was at three thirty am,
Speaker 3: And because of the time difference, if it was actually
Speaker 3: three thirty am in at home, you probably would have
Speaker 3: just been fast asleep.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, how terrifying. Yeah, that is my idea
Speaker 4: of hell by the way home invasion.
Speaker 3: In the middle of the night.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Correct.
Speaker 2: Now we're asking you, thirteen twenty four ten, what have
Speaker 2: you found on the footage of your home security when
Speaker 2: you are not there?
Speaker 7: High Brookie, Hello, thanks for having me, guys.
Speaker 4: Excuse me. You've got some red hot rabbit content.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 7: And I thought of you when you were telling everyone
Speaker 7: about your bunny that's gone.
Speaker 4: MESI, well she's back, you know. The update is, oh,
Speaker 4: I must have missed that.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you? My kids were looking for her
Speaker 2: in the backyard. They looked up above my garage where
Speaker 2: my podcast studio was, and Chicago was in between the
Speaker 2: window and the curtain looking down on us. I like
Speaker 2: to say laughing.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I would say she was definitely laughing in I must.
Speaker 2: Post that photo. Yeah, I must post that photo anyway,
Speaker 2: you're bunny.
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 7: Yeah, So we've got a little mini loos as well.
Speaker 7: She leaved out doors when it's a bit warmer, so
Speaker 7: I locked her up for the night, put her like
Speaker 7: an undercover, put a little thing over it, and went
Speaker 7: out the next morning to let her out and give
Speaker 7: her breakfast. And she was gone. Obviously, panic straight away,
Speaker 7: because we've got quite a large yard. She can get out,
Speaker 7: can get out completely. So I first thought I looked
Speaker 7: everywhere I couldn't find her, and then I remembered we
Speaker 7: actually have a ring door belt was brand new at
Speaker 7: the time, out the back of our house to watch dog,
Speaker 7: our dog at the time. She was a puppy, and
Speaker 7: I thankfully went on and I could actually see her
Speaker 7: sneaking out of her hutch. I hadn't actually locked one
Speaker 7: of the doors properly. I saw her sneaking out and
Speaker 7: actually jumping on top of the hutch's roof and jumping
Speaker 7: over a fence and then caught her right up the
Speaker 7: back in the corner of our.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, she's like Spider Man.
Speaker 3: Jesus.
Speaker 7: I don't know how she managed to do it, but
Speaker 7: thankfully we found her. But yeah, she Thanks thank God
Speaker 7: for the the rene doorbell.
Speaker 4: That is a miracle.
Speaker 2: And also, brook I'm going to get your number and
Speaker 2: we're just going to I'm going to call you. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna make up a team. We're just going to talk bunnies.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because everyone will turn off with you, Brooks.
Speaker 2: Anthony, Hello, Hi could mate? You were out fishing and
Speaker 2: what happened?
Speaker 5: I was out fishing and it was pretty late at
Speaker 5: night and I looked at my ring camera and there
Speaker 5: was three teenagers breaking into our cars.
Speaker 2: So you'd parked at the beach, gone out to fish
Speaker 2: at home?
Speaker 3: The cars were at home, right, Anthony.
Speaker 5: Yes, the cars are at home. I was out at
Speaker 5: the beach fishing on the pier. I've got a ring
Speaker 5: notification and there was three teenagers checking all of our cars.
Speaker 4: So what do you do? What do you do then?
Speaker 2: Because you're far away, It's like you've got the knowledge,
Speaker 2: but you've got no power.
Speaker 5: The only thing I could do was talk through the
Speaker 5: camera and try to stare them.
Speaker 9: But I didn't prefer them.
Speaker 3: What abdy do that? What did you say?
Speaker 5: Get away from the cars?
Speaker 8: And they didn't want to.
Speaker 3: Know? I bet you they did it.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, imagine me speaking to somebody in my house.
Speaker 2: I would be like, excuse me, I can see you.
Speaker 2: Please get out, Please don't kill me. How did you
Speaker 2: get in there? I'm not Please go.
Speaker 3: Please go kill my bunny first.
Speaker 4: Don't be mean to my bunnies.
Speaker 3: Tiffany, what did you catch on the CCTV or ring?
Speaker 3: Can Hey, guys, I.
Speaker 2: Call my neighbors throwing his cigarette butts on my lawn?
Speaker 3: All right, dog?
Speaker 2: So this is the problem. It gives you so much knowledge,
Speaker 2: but what do you do with it? I think we're
Speaker 2: better off not knowing. Did you confront him? I didn't
Speaker 2: confront him because at the same time, he's a really
Speaker 2: nice neighbor and he brings my bins in for me.
Speaker 4: So I'm like, do I mention something? Do I just
Speaker 4: let it go?
Speaker 7: So I just let it go.
Speaker 2: Listen what price someone bringing your bins in? If you
Speaker 2: have to pick up a few dirty, dirty cities, that's fair.
Speaker 3: You'll cop that Priceline pharmacy voucher for you, Tiff.
Speaker 2: All right, cam Hi there, Hi, Please tell me about
Speaker 2: what you have captured on your surveillance camera.
Speaker 8: I wouldn't believe.
Speaker 9: It was pretty late at night. Me and my mate
Speaker 9: lad his house and we're having it over drink and
Speaker 9: next thing we heard the notification and he looked down
Speaker 9: at his phone and we noticed a middle aged pasty
Speaker 9: man in his undies with one leg up on the
Speaker 9: wall and the other around his waist doing like a
Speaker 9: kind of like a superman posed. And we're like, what's
Speaker 9: going on? So then we quickly walk out to the
Speaker 9: front meeting. We go to staunch out to the front,
Speaker 9: see what's going on and sue verb humber door. We
Speaker 9: hear is this is not my house, this is not
Speaker 9: my house. He's got his mate behind him, accordon, make.
Speaker 8: Bails on him. Need to leave and he's just like,
Speaker 8: oh my god, it's not my house. We're like, we've
Speaker 8: got kids here, what's going on? And he's just stumbling
Speaker 8: around and we're like, what's happening right now?
Speaker 3: Cameron said, sorry to you though, mate, you knew I
Speaker 3: was drunk.
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Speaker 2: Find out let's go clicking Chrissy's clickbait. I don't know
Speaker 2: which ones to talk about first. We'll do Kanye quick.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's getting out quick.
Speaker 2: So it pains me to say this because Kanye I
Speaker 2: believe he's on the nose. I think he's on the
Speaker 2: nose for his behavior. I believe he's on the nose
Speaker 2: for the sort of husband years. Yeah, my general vibe
Speaker 2: is that I don't like Kanye West.
Speaker 3: I think I hate to say this too, because I
Speaker 3: love I have always loved Kanye, but there has been
Speaker 3: so much smoke over the last few months. There's got
Speaker 3: to be a fire. This fort to be it's got
Speaker 3: to be a big burn and fire.
Speaker 2: Honestly, the most recent allegations that came out this week,
Speaker 2: I had to make the, like, you know, executive decision
Speaker 2: to talk about them.
Speaker 4: So gross, were they so disgusting.
Speaker 2: I just didn't want to put them into my mind
Speaker 2: or your mind when you're on the school pickup or
Speaker 2: getting ready for work or whatever.
Speaker 3: If you want to google it later though, just google
Speaker 3: Kanye West personal assistant.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, But that is up to you. I have nothing
Speaker 4: to do with that. The problem I have is this.
Speaker 2: He's taken to Instagram and he has posted some new
Speaker 2: music and I hate to say.
Speaker 3: It, but I love it. It's been a long time
Speaker 3: come in fresh New Tans. I'm still running.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 3: It's a few things mover come. Do you know why
Speaker 3: you love it? It reminds me of Willie Wonka. It's
Speaker 3: quite majestic.
Speaker 2: It reminds me of the songs from the sixties shows
Speaker 2: that basically raised me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, and it's kind of giving early Kanye.
Speaker 4: Is that his daughter singing?
Speaker 3: I don't think he would be God.
Speaker 4: I love it so much.
Speaker 3: Stop it, Kanye, but Swanny. If all of these allegations
Speaker 3: come to be true. Well, what if we don't actually know.
Speaker 3: Let me put this to you, What if we don't
Speaker 3: ever find out if the allegations are tru or false?
Speaker 3: Are we still allowed to enjoy Yay's music?
Speaker 2: That is an eternal question. Can you separate the art.
Speaker 3: I'm going to say from the artist. I'm going to
Speaker 3: make an executive decision and say yes.
Speaker 4: I think it depends.
Speaker 2: For example, one of my favorite songs of all time
Speaker 2: is a P Diddy song.
Speaker 3: Yeah it is too your walking song, isn't it?
Speaker 2: And I left it on my walking list and every
Speaker 2: time it came on it made me feel bad in
Speaker 2: the last couple of weeks, so I've had to delete it.
Speaker 4: Why because he's so awful?
Speaker 3: I don't I don't want a freak off.
Speaker 4: I don't want him to poison my mind.
Speaker 2: Having said that, Pyt by Michael Jackson, Human Nature by
Speaker 2: Michael Jackson I can listen to all day long. It
Speaker 2: doesn't make me feel bad. I think it's a personal decision.
Speaker 3: I think did He's like up there with the baddest
Speaker 3: of bad. So I get your Are you agree?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 2: Let's move on to Victoria's Secret. It's all over the
Speaker 2: internet at the moment.
Speaker 4: It's back.
Speaker 2: Obviously, they kind of invented the huge lingerie fashion show,
Speaker 2: massive budgets, massive angel wings, all the hugest names in
Speaker 2: modeling there.
Speaker 4: It was really, you know, a standalone event.
Speaker 3: Yeah, from nineteen ninety five to twenty eighteen.
Speaker 4: Yes, and then it stopped.
Speaker 2: It stopped because people said that there was no diversity,
Speaker 2: there was no inclusion, it was irrelevant in today's new life,
Speaker 2: you know, and so it took a five year hiatus.
Speaker 4: It is back and.
Speaker 2: With the likes of Kate Moss who's fifty, Carla Bruni,
Speaker 2: who would easily be fifty, she's one of the supermodels. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Tyra Banks icon also fifty and an icon, and a
Speaker 2: returning Victoria's Secret Model. I quite like this show. The
Speaker 2: vibe is there. Chaer was singing.
Speaker 3: I mean, how could you not love it?
Speaker 4: How can you're not?
Speaker 2: And Chaer had something to say actually on the red
Speaker 2: carpet about this because it was solely featuring females, women models,
Speaker 2: women performers, women artists.
Speaker 4: Have a listen.
Speaker 1: I like good that it's all women.
Speaker 3: It's like, if you're going to go to something like this,
Speaker 3: old women can really make a difference.
Speaker 2: From what I can see. The most iconic moment, sorry, Chaer,
Speaker 2: was Kate moss A walking to I Love rock and
Speaker 2: Roll by Jones, Jet and the Black Hearts with her
Speaker 2: daughter and everyone was screaming.
Speaker 3: Unbelievable. Also, Tyler is a real vibe Swane who sings
Speaker 3: this song water.
Speaker 4: I love this song. It's gone viral on TikTok, don't
Speaker 4: you know?
Speaker 3: I do know, Hey. The thing that makes me really
Speaker 3: happy as a reason for it being back is the
Speaker 3: musical performances, like when I go to a mate's house.
Speaker 3: I've got a certain mate, we literally get drunk and
Speaker 3: put on the old Victoria's Secret.
Speaker 4: Fashion, which no idea. This was the thing to watch.
Speaker 3: Rhianna perform fresh out the Runway and Diamonds like, some
Speaker 3: of the performances are quite iconic. Again, hate to say it.
Speaker 3: Kanye had a great year of performing in a vs. Fashion.
Speaker 2: Shit. What I love about this is from what I've seen,
Speaker 2: I haven't watched the whole thing.
Speaker 4: Where can you watch the whole thing? If you want to?
Speaker 3: I believe it's on one of the streamers. Can we
Speaker 3: check that, tom? I think I mean go to X
Speaker 3: or TikTok. There's heaps of clips uploaded.
Speaker 2: Of course, what I love about this is that everyone
Speaker 2: looks happy. There's a party vibe. The models are happy,
Speaker 2: the models are enjoying themselves. There's music from all generations
Speaker 2: as women from all generations.
Speaker 4: I get to tick from me.
Speaker 3: I love that. And Tom has just typed in. Swany
Speaker 3: is on Prime begin.
Speaker 4: Prime Videos.
Speaker 1: The chrisy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Here we are rolling into our second hour together, and
Speaker 2: you and I spend the most time. I see you
Speaker 2: more than anybody else I see in my life.
Speaker 3: Yes, totally, And I love how.
Speaker 2: Easy we are in each other's companies during the news,
Speaker 2: not throwing any shade, but we didn't listen to a
Speaker 2: word of it because we were doing some mad Men
Speaker 2: on our phone.
Speaker 3: I know, Sorry, Michelle, usually we do.
Speaker 2: I wanted to ask you what were you doing that
Speaker 2: was so important?
Speaker 3: Okay, some some really exciting news has come out this afternoon.
Speaker 3: Rufus Dusol, one of my favorite music acts, Yes, touring
Speaker 3: next year.
Speaker 4: That's just been announce just been.
Speaker 3: In out today. I'm so pumped. They were like probably
Speaker 3: one of my my top two favorite shows ever. Yes, anyway,
Speaker 3: so I've just written a list of all of the
Speaker 3: live acts I want to see next?
Speaker 4: Actually, why you were scribbling down and.
Speaker 3: How broke I'm going to be?
Speaker 4: Oh I thought you.
Speaker 2: Were writing complaints to HR about me. So this is
Speaker 2: a much better outcome. What who Who's coming?
Speaker 3: We've got rufus, Billie Eilish, Katy Perry, Kyle Minog. I
Speaker 3: want to go a lane way to see Charlie X
Speaker 3: and do a lipa. That's all we know so far.
Speaker 3: What were you doing in the news?
Speaker 4: Oh do you really want to know?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I do.
Speaker 2: I found the most perfect recess container for my kids
Speaker 2: and it was half price at cold last week, and
Speaker 2: I bought four of them, and I went back to
Speaker 2: get one today and they are back to full price
Speaker 2: and I cannot pay full price for them. So I'm
Speaker 2: googling these recess packs.
Speaker 4: I'm going to find them. Don't you worry.
Speaker 3: I'm so sorry for your life. Hey, before four o'clock,
Speaker 3: Christie Willing Brown's going to join us live in this gudeo.
Speaker 3: But next Christy's Queasy thirteen twenty four to ten. If
Speaker 3: you'd like to go up against our carryover trek champ
Speaker 3: to win this trip to Sri Lanka.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy swan show that rule.
Speaker 2: Despite receiving an email saying that someone doesn't like Coldplayer,
Speaker 2: still maintain everybody loves Coldplay and that song is a banger.
Speaker 3: A banger swanee. I actually had brunch with our mate
Speaker 3: brook Worn today.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, how is she?
Speaker 3: She's fantastic as always her. She mentioned and made me
Speaker 3: very well aware that from two weeks today October thirty,
Speaker 3: Coldplay play their first show in Melbourne. Two weeks I'd forgotten.
Speaker 3: I don't have tickets. Are you going another one?
Speaker 4: You're going to have to.
Speaker 3: Experience Shri Laka withlines connecting you to non stop excitedly fun.
Speaker 1: It's shnkanom crisis Sri Lankan crazy.
Speaker 4: A very special prize this week, Christy.
Speaker 2: You are well and truly in the running for this
Speaker 2: amazing holiday to Sri Lanka thanks to Shri Lankan Airlines Valued.
Speaker 2: We were saying five thousand dollars, but we got an
Speaker 2: update yesterday it is seven and a half thousand dollars
Speaker 2: worth of life changing holiday.
Speaker 3: Christy, how do you be amazing?
Speaker 5: It would be so amazing.
Speaker 4: I'm so nervous now, I know, take a breath. I
Speaker 4: don't want to make you nervous, but we do have
Speaker 4: Georgie on the line. Hello Georgie, Hi, how are you going, Chrissy?
Speaker 2: You are a newly were Georgie and you haven't been
Speaker 2: on a honeymoon yet, No, we haven't. Sri Lanka would
Speaker 2: be the perfect location for a honeymoon.
Speaker 3: The beaches there look incredible, incredible and it sounded so good.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, and sharing a curry, I mean, there's nothing
Speaker 2: that tests a relationship better than that.
Speaker 4: Let's go with Lok. You on the line. Your names
Speaker 4: are your buzzes. It's invested five.
Speaker 2: Being the first person to get three answers correct wins
Speaker 2: the game and has a crack tomorrow at getting closer
Speaker 2: to Friday, which is when we will announce who the
Speaker 2: winner is.
Speaker 3: Question number one, what is.
Speaker 4: The largest city in Sri Lanka?
Speaker 7: Christy?
Speaker 4: Yes, Christy Colombo? It is Colombo.
Speaker 2: Question number two, after a six year hiatus, can you
Speaker 2: name the fashion show that took place?
Speaker 4: Yes, Christy or secret?
Speaker 3: It is man Christ's good?
Speaker 7: Well you are good.
Speaker 3: Question number three. This is for you to continue to
Speaker 3: be our carryover champ, Christie, but you to still time in.
Speaker 4: It for you eight years ago today, little mix released
Speaker 4: this bop. What is it called?
Speaker 3: Yes, Christie, shout out to my ex.
Speaker 4: It is shout out to my ex. Christie.
Speaker 2: Get a brand new outfit and brush your teeth because
Speaker 2: tomorrow we're going to meet you back here at the
Speaker 2: same time, and we're going to see what you made
Speaker 2: of all right, Okay, okay, Georgie, you get you get
Speaker 2: the bum bag, You get the official bum bag Georgie.
Speaker 1: Yes, the Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Let's talk for a moment about, you know, like last
Speaker 2: days of school. On the way in into work this morning,
Speaker 2: I saw all the year twelves around letting loose.
Speaker 4: Fine, seems early. I don't remember it being this early,
Speaker 4: back in the dark ages when I finished school.
Speaker 3: Really, I was just thinking it felt late. Ah gosh,
Speaker 3: they got off. They'd really get off early in year twelve.
Speaker 4: Though, oh man.
Speaker 2: And they're in their little sort of signed shirts that
Speaker 2: have been turned into crop tops, and it's just so joyous.
Speaker 2: Football players also have a very similar tradition. Every year
Speaker 2: they have a Mad Monday and their season is over.
Speaker 2: They all let loose, as you've got to do when
Speaker 2: you're you know, working in a very controlled situation.
Speaker 3: After six months, they must really look forward to that blowout.
Speaker 2: Like absolutely, But I besperah thought for the GWS player,
Speaker 2: it's great Western Sydney.
Speaker 4: There are suspensions and fines going on because of their
Speaker 4: Mad Monday, and you and I have a problem with it.
Speaker 3: I just think it's unfair Swani that there. I think
Speaker 3: theirs was actually a wacky Wednesday. Oh right, your.
Speaker 4: Favorite Wednesday today is also a wacky Wednesday.
Speaker 3: It is where apparently somebody dressed up as Raygun.
Speaker 2: Yes, so who is that diabolically bad breakdancer that everybody
Speaker 2: loved at the Olympics.
Speaker 3: Yes, yea, now we all love. She's an Australian icon.
Speaker 2: I mean she was for five seconds. But you've got
Speaker 2: to enjoy, you do someone that makes you laugh. I
Speaker 2: mean I think Reygun he's a perfectly passable dress up costume.
Speaker 3: If you're going to say passable dancer and I was
Speaker 3: gonna laugh. Oh no, yeah it is. It's a respectable costumebulous.
Speaker 4: But no people are getting suspended for dressing up as her.
Speaker 3: They are and then apparently as well, they were in
Speaker 3: a private room at a pub and I think a bartender,
Speaker 3: to believe made a complaint. Dog what a dog? Dog?
Speaker 4: Act, as my son would say.
Speaker 3: Proper yeah, and he heard a Diddy joke being made
Speaker 3: and some other jokes being made. And now the AFL
Speaker 3: Integrity Unit is investigating this swanning and like you said,
Speaker 3: some fines are going to be handed out.
Speaker 4: It's a natty state's control.
Speaker 3: And some suspensions. I think this is so unfair. If
Speaker 3: you're at a private party and you're in a controlled
Speaker 3: environment somewhat controlled, with the public not viewing what's happening,
Speaker 3: these things shouldn't leave that room.
Speaker 4: Well.
Speaker 2: I think there does need to be an understanding that
Speaker 2: the staff who are working at the venue.
Speaker 4: Need to just let people be people.
Speaker 2: Human beings say off color things to each other in
Speaker 2: a private situation.
Speaker 4: Let's just be real.
Speaker 3: Let's be real. Imagine if the stuff I said got
Speaker 3: leaves during the songs Oh my god, chack, you.
Speaker 2: Would be canceled a hundred times over right. And I
Speaker 2: think that that is a dog act for the bartender.
Speaker 2: But equally, I think, you know, if you are in
Speaker 2: the public eye, like these football players are, you need
Speaker 2: to be super careful. I have compiled a list, though, okay,
Speaker 2: of people that it would arguably be worse to dress
Speaker 2: up as and go to a costume party.
Speaker 4: First on the list, of course, is Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2: Yes, that would be very, very bad, but would followed
Speaker 2: by p Diddy that would be most inappropriate given the
Speaker 2: current allegations. I'm gonna throw Kanye West in there as
Speaker 2: well for many reasons, and I'm not going to say
Speaker 2: what they are.
Speaker 3: No, but he's teasing your music, so that's all good.
Speaker 2: Armie Hammer, do not go to a party dressed as
Speaker 2: him unless there is not a bartender.
Speaker 3: With loose lips and no animals around.
Speaker 4: Jeffrey Epstein also not a great idea.
Speaker 2: And last, but not least, and this hurts me to say,
Speaker 2: because I've got a great accessory that would go with
Speaker 2: the costume. Don't go to a party dressers, Luis ek
Speaker 2: al right, even though the temptation to walk in with
Speaker 2: a pop plan under your arm is unbelievably motivating.
Speaker 4: The Chrissy Swan Show, and I'm thrilled to welcome my
Speaker 4: best friend of all time. It is Christy Villan Brown.
Speaker 2: I feel like I haven't seen you for so long.
Speaker 2: It's so good to see you. What a great excuse
Speaker 2: to get you on the show, just to catch up
Speaker 2: with you.
Speaker 3: And see you. Thanks for having You're also my favorite
Speaker 3: guest of the year because you brought in treats, a
Speaker 3: manuals donuts each thank you.
Speaker 6: A pink one in honor of my new show.
Speaker 4: In a Barbie Christmas bag. Tell us about Life in
Speaker 4: Plastic plause.
Speaker 6: Okay, so Life in Plastic is a show. It's essentially
Speaker 6: I wanted to create a show to make people feel
Speaker 6: the way I felt when I left the Barbie movie.
Speaker 6: You know, when you left the cinema, and I just
Speaker 6: felt so like seen and empowered and happy and joyful.
Speaker 4: And so that's.
Speaker 6: Essentially what we set out to do, and what it
Speaker 6: turned out to be was stories about my life, mainly
Speaker 6: really humiliating stories about my life that makes people feel
Speaker 6: less alone and we can all laugh at me together.
Speaker 4: That is my jam. I haven't seen the show, and
Speaker 4: I'm dying too, but I did look at all the reviews.
Speaker 4: Everyone's in love with you.
Speaker 6: I think people like it when you tell everyone that
Speaker 6: once you did a poo in a cardboard box and
Speaker 6: it sort of humbles you.
Speaker 4: Oh man, you who hasn't done that?
Speaker 3: Can you give us a little bit? I was the
Speaker 3: only one. I want a little background into the poo
Speaker 3: in the cardboard box give us a little bit more sizzle.
Speaker 6: It was just that when I was at high school
Speaker 6: and I didn't take my key, and so I was
Speaker 6: trapped out of the house and I needed to go,
Speaker 6: and so I went in my garage in a cardboard
Speaker 6: box and then threw it over the back fence.
Speaker 4: I mean, it's so thoughtful and like to do it
Speaker 4: in a box.
Speaker 2: I think in that situation I probably would have just
Speaker 2: done it in the yard and dealt with it later.
Speaker 3: I did one on my uncle's driveway when I was six,
Speaker 3: and Uncle Bernie was mad. I remember, did you have
Speaker 3: to hose that off hisself? No, he did it because
Speaker 3: I ran away in shame and started crying.
Speaker 4: It is so funny, heye.
Speaker 2: The like the big ticket item in your show, apart
Speaker 2: from the pooh in the box story, is the music.
Speaker 2: You are an extraordinary performer ants, and it's all like
Speaker 2: nineties eighties magical pop two thousands, but the.
Speaker 6: Song creator has made it like Chapel Roone Vibes under
Speaker 6: There like, which is just so much cooler than I
Speaker 6: could ever dream to be.
Speaker 4: So do you just complain for an hour and a
Speaker 4: half about everything?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I literally, that's classic Chapel.
Speaker 3: I head to Chapeloff Chapel dot com dot au to
Speaker 3: see life in plastic. All the info is there now.
Speaker 3: Speaking of music and that era Swany mentioned, we were
Speaker 3: very excited to hear yesterday, Christy, that Cindy Lauper is
Speaker 3: coming to Australia.
Speaker 4: At no, I haven't either. Let's go together.
Speaker 3: Let's okay, well, let's get you guys prepared for it
Speaker 3: and play a special edition of Stump Crisy. Okay, Stump,
Speaker 3: Stump Crissy Cindy Lauper Dish.
Speaker 2: Let's put some steaks on this. We've just agreed to
Speaker 2: go to Cindy Lauper. Whoever wins this doesn't pay for
Speaker 2: the ticket or dinner.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, alright, it's best of three. Christy, you've got
Speaker 3: a buzz in with your name. I'm going to play
Speaker 3: the first two seconds of a Cindy song and I
Speaker 3: need you guys to tell me that title of the song.
Speaker 2: Okay, round one, Chrissy, I think that's drove all night correct.
Speaker 3: One point to Christy Swan that could have been anything.
Speaker 6: It sounded like Christmas jingles.
Speaker 2: You should start you should start your Christmas Club account.
Speaker 2: Now because I reckon you're paying for the tickets.
Speaker 3: Song number two, time after.
Speaker 4: Time you can, can you find?
Speaker 2: It's such sad memories for me of this song where
Speaker 2: my parents split up and my dad used to come
Speaker 2: to visit us, like he was here on business and stuff.
Speaker 2: We would stay in visit him in the hotel room.
Speaker 2: And then one morning I was getting ready for school
Speaker 2: from the hotel and that was playing, and I've just
Speaker 2: never been sadder.
Speaker 3: Christie, you should steal that story and put it in
Speaker 3: Life and Plastic because that great.
Speaker 4: My parents still together, Damn can.
Speaker 3: They break up for the show? Song number three two
Speaker 3: points to Christy Swan, this could be for the win.
Speaker 3: Oh god, true colors, Oh.
Speaker 4: My god, col sad everyone? Why does she sing like that?
Speaker 4: And this song?
Speaker 6: I just when you sing, you sing with so much joy,
Speaker 6: like like when children sing.
Speaker 2: You've never lost that I haven't know, And you know what.
Speaker 2: You're coming over to my house soon just for us
Speaker 2: to do a massive download, and I'm going to show
Speaker 2: you my microphone and app set up I have too,
Speaker 2: so I can just sing whenever I want.
Speaker 3: Let's go winning footage of that. This one's still for
Speaker 3: the wind. Swany Christie, You're still in it song number
Speaker 3: four sat in my show. I thought, visit Chapelofchapel dot
Speaker 3: com dot Au. You must go and see Christy Willan
Speaker 3: Brown in Life in Plastic. Thank you so much for
Speaker 3: coming in and thank you for my pink.
Speaker 6: Don't please buy tickets because I have to buy Chrissy
Speaker 6: tickets to sit.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 4: You just want to check. Still obsessed with Billie Eilis.
Speaker 3: I'm still obsessed with her. Still loving that song good.
Speaker 1: Boy Chrissy's click fage.
Speaker 2: Earlier this week, we talked about Ariana Grande hosting Saturday
Speaker 2: Night Live along with Steve Nix, and I love a statistic,
Speaker 2: don't you Yes?
Speaker 3: And a statistic that speaks to like how talented and
Speaker 3: fantastic someone was, because she was amazing. She was so great,
Speaker 3: so funny too, like her comedic abilities are up there.
Speaker 2: The acting skit that she did, like there's just nothing
Speaker 2: she can't do, and bringing in the numbers is another
Speaker 2: feather in her cap. Saturday Night Live delivered the largest
Speaker 2: audience it has achieved since twenty twenty one, and when
Speaker 2: Ariana Grunde was hosting, how Good, So Amazing.
Speaker 3: Who was the last show to have achieved such high ratings.
Speaker 4: Thank you so much for asking. It was the combo
Speaker 4: of Elon Musk and Miley Cyrus. Oh Rand, Well, I
Speaker 4: don't know.
Speaker 2: I'm helping my thirteen year old at the moment with maths.
Speaker 2: So I'm all about statistics and probabilities. Yeah, and I
Speaker 2: think that there's a pattern here for success.
Speaker 3: Give it to me.
Speaker 2: The biggest ratings Ariana Grunde and Stevie Nicks Something Old,
Speaker 2: something New that only exceeded the ratings delivered by Elon
Speaker 2: Musk and Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 4: Yes, something old, something new. This show.
Speaker 3: The combo.
Speaker 4: Of something old that's me and something.
Speaker 3: New that's you.
Speaker 2: It's delivering the largest audience at this time slot in
Speaker 2: the country.
Speaker 3: I love it.
Speaker 4: So there you I mean, look that.
Speaker 3: I don't make the rules. The maths is mathing.
Speaker 4: I don't make the rules. Hey, exciting news. Ah, what
Speaker 4: a song. If you're not fully across, delicate and obsessed
Speaker 4: with it, get on it now?
Speaker 3: Can I add? If you're not fully across across reputation,
Speaker 3: so it goes is an album track on that which
Speaker 3: is unbelievable to you.
Speaker 2: Look, I agree, but we revealed yesterday, and I can't
Speaker 2: believe that it's taken us nearly ten years of knowing
Speaker 2: each other for me to tell you that this is
Speaker 2: my favorite Taylor.
Speaker 3: Swift cook Swaney Shook to me.
Speaker 2: It is perfect, It's perfect. Anyway, I want you to
Speaker 2: find me a pre order link because Taylor Swift has
Speaker 2: announced on her personal Instagram page.
Speaker 4: Of which I'm a follower of course and over no.
Speaker 2: Now she is releasing a book about the Eras Tool,
Speaker 2: which changed my life in many ways.
Speaker 3: In case she hasn't made enough money off that tour.
Speaker 4: Why wouldn't you who says she's not the smartest businesswoman
Speaker 4: in the world. Nobody two hundred.
Speaker 2: And fifty six page hardcover book. And I've already decided
Speaker 2: what I'm going to do. It's only thirty nine ninety nine.
Speaker 3: That's reasonable, that is competitive pricing.
Speaker 2: Now I feel like I am going to receive this
Speaker 2: as when does it come out? Because it could be
Speaker 2: in time for my birthday.
Speaker 3: If it's in time for your birthday, ideas organizing and
Speaker 3: buying it for you, And by organizing I mean asking them.
Speaker 2: I reckon, I'm going to get a few for my birthday.
Speaker 2: If it's out in time, and that is fine, hang
Speaker 2: on November twenty nine, that'll do anyway. I'm going to
Speaker 2: buy one for me to keep next to my bed,
Speaker 2: and then I'm going to buy another one that I'm
Speaker 2: going to cut up with my very special kit and
Speaker 2: laminate pages from and make another tribute in my house, because.
Speaker 4: You know, I'm obsessed with lamination. I've got to know,
Speaker 4: I've got to do. I'll do more of a deep
Speaker 4: dive on that either tomorrow or that.
Speaker 3: It is such a beauty full home that I'm quite
Speaker 3: worried that you're turning it into a school classroom with
Speaker 3: all this laminade.
Speaker 4: Oh I am, but I am. Yeah, Well we'll see.
Speaker 3: I'm going to get Marty Fox and Chain the Blaze
Speaker 3: to go around give a full inspection and give some feedback.
Speaker 4: Oh there's one that I'd allow them.
Speaker 2: Hey regularly, Tim and jol the seconds away kiss them
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Speaker 3: Do you