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Speaker 1: This is the Fitting and Whipper with Cake Richie podcast.

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Speaker 2: Tommy.

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Speaker 1: Have we got Jim Jeffries. We're just getting him up now,

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Speaker 1: firing out the character. Jim Jeffries.

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Speaker 2: You there, buddy, I.

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Speaker 3: Get you at the barden.

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Speaker 2: Have we made of outside today?

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Speaker 3: That's I've just pulled the curtain back for a long time.

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Speaker 3: That's it's the side of the house. Pretty exciting stuff.

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Speaker 3: You get much better than that.

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Speaker 1: Beautiful nature, Jim.

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Speaker 2: The surroundings too.

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Speaker 3: I'd love to see Cribs, a version of Cribs around

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Speaker 3: your place, where someone comes through you give the tour.

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Speaker 2: I don't.

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Speaker 3: I've never understood episodes of Cribs. Why would famous people

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Speaker 3: want you in your house? I don't even like doing it, mate,

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Speaker 3: Like I don't even like doing a selfie. I try

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Speaker 3: to pick the most nondescript wall possible for you guys

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Speaker 3: to see. And then this time I pulled the curtains back.

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Speaker 3: Normally have the curtains done, and now you're already getting

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Speaker 3: into me. So someone's got plans, do they? Someone's living

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Speaker 3: it up in the Hollywood Hill with their trees.

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Speaker 2: Congratulations on this.

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Speaker 1: Thirty years ago you would have pulled back the curtains

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Speaker 1: and there would have been a bit a hydra around

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Speaker 1: all right, mate, Jim, Jim, Jeffries and friends. I'm really

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Speaker 1: excited about this. Well, you're up to episode three already.

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Speaker 1: It's back tonight. You can check check it out eight

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Speaker 1: thirty on seven and seven plus.

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Speaker 2: But this is just you picking mates to get up

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Speaker 2: on stage and do a bit of comedy. Well, aren't you.

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Speaker 3: The first two episodes have gone completely game buster, especially

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Speaker 3: with people watching them streaming them afterwards. The ratings came in,

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Speaker 3: it has gone really well, so I'm really happy.

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Speaker 2: Look, look, I could.

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Speaker 3: Tell you it's all about me trying to, you know,

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Speaker 3: bring in comedians Felicity Ward, Glen Wall, Andrew Maxwell, mel Buddle,

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Speaker 3: all these great comics Amos Gill, all friends of mine

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Speaker 3: that I thought. There's some comics that are very well

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Speaker 3: known to the Australian public and some comics that no

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Speaker 3: one knows that have been mates in mine for years.

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Speaker 3: That maybe you didn't get opportunities on TV and whatnot.

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Speaker 3: And I could tell you it's because it's out of

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Speaker 3: the goodness of.

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Speaker 2: My own heart.

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Speaker 3: But the real reason is I wanted to have a

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Speaker 3: stand up comedy show on terrestrial TV and Australian TV

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Speaker 3: that crushed the Melbourne Comedy Festival in its ratings and

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Speaker 3: it's done that three times. That's all that matters to me. Well,

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Speaker 3: I'm not a petty man. I'm just wanted to do

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Speaker 3: that for years.

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Speaker 2: I'd do this.

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Speaker 3: I do this TV show for free, just to bury

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Speaker 3: the Melbourne Comedy Festival Australia. You have been watching a

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Speaker 3: crap on TV for years. You haven't had good comedy

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Speaker 3: for effing ever.

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Speaker 2: You're welcome, You're welcome.

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Speaker 3: But once we're going to have some good stand ups

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Speaker 3: and not a bunch of limp comedy that's been getting

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Speaker 3: for all these years. What have you got any actual

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Speaker 3: beef with the Melbourne Comedy Festival or you're just disappointed?

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Speaker 2: I pig of them, man, they've got a beef with me,

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Speaker 2: not for me.

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Speaker 3: They come at me, Melbourne, come at me.

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Speaker 2: Jim.

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Speaker 1: Who inspired you when you were younger as a commede Like?

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Speaker 2: What made you get into comedy?

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Speaker 1: Was there one comedian that you watched and just went, oh, man,

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Speaker 3: To do that Eddie Murphy when I was a kid,

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Speaker 3: And that was because we had delirious straight Well, we

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Speaker 3: didn't get we didn't get HBO comedy specials. We didn't

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Speaker 2: You know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: If a comedy specially had an HBO in America, it

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Speaker 3: never got to us until Delirious. Delirious was a cinematic release,

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Speaker 3: that was that was a big thing for me to

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Speaker 3: Plus he was swearing so much. But Anthony Morgan was

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Speaker 2: Like a choice for me.

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Speaker 1: I love Anthony Morgan and he's still going, isn't he Jim.

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Speaker 2: I've never met him. I've never met it. I love

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Speaker 3: He used to He to be on viz Art and

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Speaker 2: Him a lot. And then I went and saw him

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Speaker 2: when I was about sixteen. I went in with a

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Speaker 3: I went with my brother's ID, and I bought a

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Speaker 3: and I remember leaving the gig and she was well

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Speaker 3: So, Anthony Morgan, when you're sixteen years old, that was

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Speaker 2: Have you met Eddie Murphy before, Jim, I have met

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Speaker 2: Eddie Murphy.

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Speaker 3: I met Eddie Murphy at James Packer's birthday party when.

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Speaker 2: I was when I was the paid entertainment and I.

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Speaker 3: Was I was I was pied by Mariah Carey to

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Speaker 3: do the gun control routine for James Packer in a

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Speaker 3: in a garden with no shoes on. I didn't have

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Speaker 2: Right?

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Speaker 3: I was in the kitchen and I was in the

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Speaker 3: for a soda or something like that, and I'm sitting

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Speaker 3: I just went hi, mister Murphy. And he goes Ada

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Speaker 3: the disabled boy. My sick Gum was still in the

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Speaker 2: Do the sick Gum with the disabled boy. And I said,

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Speaker 3: Boy, and he goes, I love that show. He goes,

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Speaker 3: and then I took a photo with him, and then

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Speaker 3: And so my biggest hero just told me that it

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Speaker 1: Was he Wasn't There a bit of a mix up

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Speaker 1: because so Eddie Murphy knew who you were, which was

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Speaker 1: great news, But did James Packer know who Packer?

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Speaker 3: Packer didn't recall who I was right away, and Mariah

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Speaker 3: and we were watching stand up and he's the guy

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Speaker 2: And there was a.

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Speaker 3: Bit where where during my stand up. Leonardo DiCaprio shows

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Speaker 2: Stands next to me.

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Speaker 3: He's got the he's got the big bit and everything,

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Speaker 2: He goes, he looked at me, and he goes, what

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Speaker 2: is this? And our pacino went, We don't know. I hadn't.

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Speaker 2: I hadn't even got the laugh the whole time, got

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Speaker 2: The look? It was? It was it was I can't remember.

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Speaker 2: It was, and it was it was. It was a

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Speaker 2: Up right where the party was.

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Speaker 3: And then when I was then when I was leaving,

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Speaker 2: Right.

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Speaker 3: And if you ever get to ride on a golf

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Speaker 2: You were wondering where the cameras were. So it's fantastic.

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Speaker 3: They look, let's be honest. They should have made me

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Speaker 2: Given me a pair of shoes. That is just you

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Speaker 3: Know it didn't go okay, I die, but you know,

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Speaker 1: This is the Fitting and Whip with Kate Richie podcast.

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Speaker 3: Do you get many of those invites for those they're

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Speaker 3: not corporates but private functions. Yeah, I've done a few

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Speaker 3: I tried to tell you some story on stage recently

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Speaker 3: and it just got like nothing I told you in London.

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Speaker 2: So I'll tell you yeah, give it to it. My

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Speaker 3: I was offered one thousand pounds to do a show

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Speaker 3: Windsor about twenty two years old, and.

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Speaker 2: It was there.

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Speaker 3: It was there Christmas due, right, and so it was

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Speaker 2: Right, and you know their wives and girlfriends and.

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Speaker 3: I'll other stuff having having their Christmas blowout, and I'm

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Speaker 3: She went, well, you hold your head up. I don't

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Speaker 3: I don't want it, and you don't want it. You

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Speaker 3: I just want to talk about what happened last year.

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Speaker 2: He goes. He goes.

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Speaker 3: Corporal Sanders and Corporal Collins were both drinking. They were

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Speaker 3: And then and then and then he goes, and then

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Speaker 3: and then he goes. Anyway, enough of that. We've got

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Speaker 2: A deep man intro.

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Speaker 2: You're a murderer. What do you want me to do?

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