Speaker 1: Brook, can you say the word tornado tornado? So with
Speaker 1: the job that I'm doing, you know, the other job.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I spent ten minutes the other day saying the word
Speaker 1: tornado because I can't say it properly. Tornado, tornado, tornado.
Speaker 2: That's fine.
Speaker 1: They're like, why are you saying ado tornado? I have
Speaker 1: to go in today and I have to say this word.
Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe get in your body, maybe like visual as tornado.
Speaker 1: No, literally, this was me last Friday. Ready, tornado tornado.
Speaker 3: Welcome to First things First, I'm Brook, bletting my pronouns
Speaker 3: as she and had.
Speaker 1: I made a meal with my pronouns are he and human.
Speaker 1: Before we get started, we'd like to acknowledge the custodians
Speaker 1: of the land on which we record. For me today
Speaker 1: that's the Gaddigl people of the urination.
Speaker 3: And for me it's a rounder people of a cooler nation.
Speaker 3: Let's get into it. Last week we spoke about acting,
Speaker 3: which was so much fun, and today we thought, why
Speaker 3: do not put it into action have a bit of
Speaker 3: fun with it.
Speaker 1: I am so excited for this because I haven't done
Speaker 1: these activities in so long. I feel like I am
Speaker 1: transported back in time to acting. School. Let's play a game.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll go down and play.
Speaker 1: I remember one word story? Do you do that?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay, simmer, Okay, well let's start.
Speaker 1: Each of us have to provide one word at a
Speaker 1: time until we create a story.
Speaker 3: Ok and it can go anywhere, but it has to
Speaker 3: just be acting on impulse. Right, Yeah, okay, great, you
Speaker 3: start today. They went through a.
Speaker 1: Car crash.
Speaker 5: On the tunnel.
Speaker 2: And wait, can you say on the tunnel?
Speaker 1: And I said car crash like it's one word fail.
Speaker 1: I'm obviously a bit out.
Speaker 2: Of I'll start with, baby, don't hit my.
Speaker 5: With that big spoon that you eight will last?
Speaker 4: I scream what you didn't make sense?
Speaker 1: Yes, hit with that spoon that you ate with last
Speaker 1: night last I scream la last night and then we
Speaker 1: could have kept going. Okay, one point for me, thank you. Literally,
Speaker 1: I'll start, Okay, I'll start. Choose your choose your player.
Speaker 4: Choose your character mode, will come back.
Speaker 1: I'm going to start.
Speaker 2: Ready, Yeah, sick, sick, sick, oh, sick, darling.
Speaker 1: Please help.
Speaker 2: You're old, saggy and.
Speaker 1: Droopy.
Speaker 4: Granddaddy.
Speaker 1: That's five words, grand okay, granddaddy's granddaddy. On now you're
Speaker 1: you failed.
Speaker 2: Off onto his something.
Speaker 1: Off on, off on, Oh this this woman.
Speaker 4: Was like, please make it stop.
Speaker 1: I please help your saggy, droopy old grandpa off the toilet.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like you could have said that, off on to
Speaker 3: on to It's funny where you would go and where
Speaker 3: I would go, like yeah, like it's so funny. You're
Speaker 3: going somewhere and I'm like, nope, we're devoting.
Speaker 4: That's funny.
Speaker 1: Oh that's funny. That is funny.
Speaker 3: Okay, Rachel's giving us a couple of scenarios to act out,
Speaker 3: which I think you're pretty fucking funny.
Speaker 1: Okay, can you read this and give me a character?
Speaker 3: Okay, So Maddie, you're a very mad Karen at a
Speaker 3: restaurant and you're wanting to speak to the manager.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go. Hello, Love, how are you? I'm not
Speaker 1: very good today? I want to speak to your manager.
Speaker 4: Sorry, we don't have a manager here.
Speaker 1: Oh, well that's obvious you're not doing your job.
Speaker 3: A Sorry, could I ask that you email us?
Speaker 1: I didn't have a phone or a computer. What do
Speaker 1: you think I am rich?
Speaker 3: No, Well, unfortunately, we can't take your inquiry right now,
Speaker 3: and we don't have a manager on the floor right now.
Speaker 4: So could you email us with your inquiry?
Speaker 1: Well, would I want to email you? I don't have
Speaker 1: a phone or I don't have a computer, and I
Speaker 1: want to speak to your manager? Where is she? She
Speaker 1: in the back?
Speaker 4: Can I ask you what your issue is? Please?
Speaker 1: My issue was that the French fries were carl the
Speaker 1: burger fucking frozen. You should have seen the beef patty
Speaker 1: in there. It was red. I thought the cow was
Speaker 1: still milling. This is disgusting and I want my payback.
Speaker 3: We're happy to give you a refund, but if you
Speaker 3: would like to speak to the manager, you're going to
Speaker 3: have to send an email.
Speaker 1: I don't have an email, you stupid little girl.
Speaker 3: Sorry, if you're going to abuse me, I will have
Speaker 3: to report you to security and ask you.
Speaker 1: To let abuse you. That's what you did to me
Speaker 1: with the food, stupid little girl.
Speaker 4: God fuck that was thet The voice got me. The voice?
Speaker 1: Oh too good? Okay, can I give you a scenario?
Speaker 2: Go on, man?
Speaker 1: Okay, so improv. Okay, you are an air hostess and
Speaker 1: you have six inch nails on each finger and I
Speaker 1: want to remove from Eon to me to business. But
Speaker 1: I've only paid for an economy seat. Okay, okay, he love.
Speaker 4: How are you going, Hi, sir? How can I help you?
Speaker 1: God, I've just been too big for my chair. I
Speaker 1: want to go out in the front.
Speaker 4: Unfortunately, that's for our business customers.
Speaker 1: I'm on the plane for business. I'm a business man.
Speaker 1: God to their business in the country.
Speaker 3: Unfortunately, if you've actually only got an economy seat, sir,
Speaker 3: so you'll have to stay in economy and that's for
Speaker 3: our business customers.
Speaker 1: Oh well, excuse me, but that's discrimination. I paid fifty
Speaker 1: million dollars for this seat, and I've got ten dollars
Speaker 1: in my bag. I'll give it to you and I'll
Speaker 1: out the front.
Speaker 3: Sorry, so that I don't understand why you're saying it's discrimination.
Speaker 3: I'm actually just you're only an economy. You've only paid
Speaker 3: for economy. That's for our business customers. They've paid for
Speaker 3: the business seat. I'm happy to get you some refreshments
Speaker 3: if you're feeling uncomfortable, but that's for our business customers only.
Speaker 1: I come to the food with as big claus.
Speaker 3: Sorry, so we don't Yeah, don't don't attack me.
Speaker 1: I'm not attacking you. You look like a bear about
Speaker 1: to attack me. I want to go to the front.
Speaker 3: Of the plane, Sir, I would like to not be
Speaker 3: spoken to like that, thank you.
Speaker 1: Oh well, I'd like to move to the front of
Speaker 1: the plane, but you're not letting me do that. Someone
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: Have a seat there, So that's for our business customers.
Speaker 1: Lady up the front, she doesn't look like you can
Speaker 1: afford it. She need to go down and back. I
Speaker 1: want to go.
Speaker 4: We don't judge from look, sir.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately, we obviously not when they hired.
Speaker 3: Sorry, so you're being so extremely rude right now, and
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to ask if you.
Speaker 1: Don't shut well, how it used to being rude with
Speaker 1: your sword fingers? Get away from me.
Speaker 6: You're fucked you do that so fucking well you killed
Speaker 6: me sword fingers, your fucking sword fingers.
Speaker 4: That is a fucking wrap you.
Speaker 1: Do discriminated because when they hired you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking dirty dog you mother puck? Who's that fucking Karen?
Speaker 3: Who's Karen's come back? And male form? What's the male
Speaker 3: form of?
Speaker 1: And I pictured him in like a single.
Speaker 2: Smelt like br YEA.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you're you're good.
Speaker 5: You're good.
Speaker 1: I love im profits literally my favorite thing to do.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 4: See, I'm never good at voices.
Speaker 3: I would have to say, like, I'm learning to shift
Speaker 3: my voice into Yeah, that was that was good air hostess.
Speaker 1: That was good air hostess. And your nails you were
Speaker 1: like this, You're like excuse me.
Speaker 3: So you kind of get the effect if you're listening,
Speaker 3: you know, how about you? Sorry, that's for our business
Speaker 3: customers only. Yeah, do you have a cut business ticket?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: So fuck you got angry at my workplace?
Speaker 4: Voice is off you dirty dogs?
Speaker 1: Is there any other game?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: Yeah, the last one.
Speaker 2: That's funny.
Speaker 1: That is funny.
Speaker 4: That's it.
Speaker 3: You have to act out a scene only using questions
Speaker 3: as the dialogue.
Speaker 4: So the scene is, let's do it.
Speaker 3: You're at a family event and a long lost family
Speaker 3: member turns up.
Speaker 2: Why are they here?
Speaker 1: Didn't know they were coming? Did you.
Speaker 2: Thought they were in Canarvon?
Speaker 1: Did y'all?
Speaker 2: Yeah? I thought they were driving back tomorrow.
Speaker 1: But why they hear it with a horse?
Speaker 4: And why a fucking horse?
Speaker 1: And the horse is really big. It looks like it
Speaker 1: came from Jamaica.
Speaker 4: Why the horse come from Jamaica?
Speaker 1: I don't know. It just looks like a Jamaican horse.
Speaker 2: What's a Jamaican horse?
Speaker 1: Jamaica? Crazy? Is it you crazy?
Speaker 2: Why are you joking at a time like this?
Speaker 1: Well? Was it your uncle? Her daughter? Mine?
Speaker 2: Wait? I thought it was a family event, not a funeral.
Speaker 1: But if you're black, family events.
Speaker 4: Why is that so true?
Speaker 1: Though I don't know it's existence.
Speaker 4: Why are we black?
Speaker 1: While we're black? That's the question.
Speaker 6: While we're black, it's like Shakespeare, to be or not
Speaker 6: to be?
Speaker 4: Is the question?
Speaker 1: Now? Wants my skin black? Oh? My god? That was
Speaker 1: what I love. I love love if.
Speaker 3: We if we ran acting classes for kids, we would
Speaker 3: have the best fun.
Speaker 1: You know what we do. We're like, okay, we're going
Speaker 1: to acting classes. This was what I do. I say, okay,
Speaker 1: I'm going to give you an example. And then they'd
Speaker 1: get up there and be shipped. I want to do it.
Speaker 1: You would be no, get down, We'll show you again.
Speaker 4: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: Oh, actually funny enough. You know that natok video we made.
Speaker 3: I had to talk about that at a meta event.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, And I was like, if you if you're queer,
Speaker 3: like it's pretty much based off the thing of like
Speaker 3: move I'm gay video, yes, and the trolls and stuff
Speaker 3: that I was like, they screenshot and put it up.
Speaker 3: I was like, yeah, but these people clearly don't know
Speaker 3: what it's like to have culture or be queer, like.
Speaker 1: Totally all right, that's fun. Back, I want to go
Speaker 1: back to acting school. Well, if you ever need a
Speaker 1: scene partner and put my hand up.
Speaker 4: Yeah, well, well I reckon, we'll work together.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we should write something.
Speaker 3: And well, I'm going to finish this musical theater player,
Speaker 3: but it's going to be like my yearly project, you know,
Speaker 3: like I tick away at it, but I'll finished and
Speaker 3: by the end of this year, like I have to.
Speaker 3: I love this because I just finished my play writing
Speaker 3: course and I just did and I feel much more
Speaker 3: confident about writing about it now.
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm so underachieving when you come on
Speaker 1: here and talk about what you're doing.
Speaker 3: My psychologist said the fucking same thing, and I was like,
Speaker 3: she's doing all.
Speaker 1: These causes, she's doing, you know, these assessments, she's looking
Speaker 1: after kids, she's still keep a relationship afloat over here
Speaker 1: sort of.
Speaker 4: I got no relationship.
Speaker 1: I'm by myself, but like I'm just like, okay, well,
Speaker 1: even so, the idea of doing a course to me,
Speaker 1: it's like, now I don't have enough time. I have
Speaker 1: plenty of time.
Speaker 3: Well, I did stunt training yesterday and then did an overnight.
Speaker 4: Shift, and this woman, that's what I mean.
Speaker 2: I don't have time.
Speaker 3: I don't have a weekend though, Like that's the thing.
Speaker 3: I work my weekends, which is fine, working away, taking away, but.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no.
Speaker 3: My psychologist said the thing, you know what I said, like,
Speaker 3: he reckons I'm I told you this. He's you're definitely neurodivergent. Neurodivergent,
Speaker 3: and he reckons that I'm also on the autistic scale
Speaker 3: the way that I describe things and the way that
Speaker 3: I see things.
Speaker 4: He's like, you're whole hardly like on both of those.
Speaker 3: And I was like, okay, which is fine, I'm okay
Speaker 3: with it.
Speaker 4: It doesn't make me any different. Actually it's more special.
Speaker 1: It does.
Speaker 3: But it makes so much sense. You musk so many
Speaker 3: yeah you must so many things.
Speaker 2: No, it does a You're like.
Speaker 1: I don't know what it's like to be, you know,
Speaker 1: like to have that assessment done.
Speaker 4: And yeah, well not did.
Speaker 2: I I thought I was pretty sane, but clearly I'm not.
Speaker 1: No, you are saying. I think you're actually more saying
Speaker 1: than moment probably, But anyway, that's all we have time for.
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Speaker 3: Us, See you guys, lovey bye, Love you bye.