Speaker 1: Is the Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Here we are.
Speaker 3: It's one of those days. We were just talking to
Speaker 3: our boss. We said, we said it's Thursday. She said
Speaker 3: it's Wednesday. My kids think it's Friday.
Speaker 4: It feels like Friday.
Speaker 3: It's a funny day. I'm officially telling you it is Thursday.
Speaker 3: Thank you all day now while I've got you Jack, Yes,
Speaker 3: you know that my sight is failing and I've been
Speaker 3: given this beautiful bracelet from a friend of mine many
Speaker 3: months ago, and I can't the class is too small
Speaker 3: for me to see. Oh when we play a song next,
Speaker 3: can you please put this on my wrist? I can
Speaker 3: thank you.
Speaker 4: I love that bracelet. It's stunning.
Speaker 5: After three o'clock, we have Katie Perry tickets inside the
Speaker 5: bum bag. She's just gone and announced extra shows in
Speaker 5: cities around Australia.
Speaker 3: There's four in Adelaide.
Speaker 4: She's going to be pink Man.
Speaker 3: She's going to have people to fill that stadium.
Speaker 5: In next those sweeping statements, we'll be asking for your
Speaker 5: unpopular opinions.
Speaker 1: The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: Let's get on popular.
Speaker 1: Sweeping statements.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, what is something that you have believed for
Speaker 3: a long time? But you almost don't want to say
Speaker 3: it because you know that you might well be on
Speaker 3: your pat malone.
Speaker 5: Right, we're so cranky today that we're kicking the show
Speaker 5: off with sweeping statements.
Speaker 3: I had three did, and that's unlike me. I don't
Speaker 3: know what to go for. I know that we did
Speaker 3: talk about food courts. I'm going to change it up, okay,
Speaker 3: because I've got a new one that I haven't told you,
Speaker 3: And it goes like this. If you're in a car
Speaker 3: park and you see an empty space and you decide
Speaker 3: to pull up past it and reverse in, you can
Speaker 3: go to hell.
Speaker 4: Why what sort of animal drives front on?
Speaker 3: Everyone drives? That's the point.
Speaker 4: Go back.
Speaker 5: You should have your license taken off you. If you
Speaker 5: can't reverse park into a car.
Speaker 3: Park spot, I beg your pardon.
Speaker 4: You should have your license.
Speaker 3: No, remind no, I'm not talking about the ones where
Speaker 3: you're I can't think of the word talking about the
Speaker 3: ones where you're pulling in.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I always I always reverse in. I drive
Speaker 5: forward and reversing in so that when I go it's
Speaker 5: a lot easier about.
Speaker 3: The people that are waiting and think that you're moving
Speaker 3: into the.
Speaker 4: Park, But no, I'm moving.
Speaker 3: Forward, and then they move forward because that's what a
Speaker 3: normal process is. And then they've got to reverse up
Speaker 3: because you want to reverse in.
Speaker 4: No, you put your indicator on and your wait eight seconds.
Speaker 3: Parking goes nos first.
Speaker 4: No, end of disagree.
Speaker 3: You can go to hell.
Speaker 4: Go to hell.
Speaker 5: Can we have a car parking brawl? If you and
Speaker 5: I met in a car park, it would go I'll
Speaker 5: tell you what.
Speaker 3: This's happened to me twice this week, and the next
Speaker 3: time I'm hoping it's you. I'm hoping it's you because
Speaker 3: I am ready to go.
Speaker 4: Okay, this is my sweeping statement today. You're going to
Speaker 4: it not like, oh great, I think.
Speaker 5: The most disgusting food texture there is is an omelet.
Speaker 5: They are vile. Why would you want to put that
Speaker 5: texture in your mouth?
Speaker 4: Someone?
Speaker 5: I had a bite of someone's the other day, and
Speaker 5: I'm like, actually, at the age of twenty seven, I've
Speaker 5: just realized how disgusting omelets are. Yuck, poach it or
Speaker 5: scramble it and have it on some sourdough. Just that
Speaker 5: omelet texture in my mouth?
Speaker 4: No, thank you?
Speaker 3: What was it? Who made it?
Speaker 4: A cafe? They're just they're awful. Though. I just had
Speaker 4: that it came to me.
Speaker 3: Well, look, you're entitled to that opinion, but you're wrong.
Speaker 3: What is your sweepy sam and what is your unpopular opinion?
Speaker 4: Make us angry? Let's make swe angry today.
Speaker 3: I feel like we're angry now.
Speaker 4: It gives me life.
Speaker 1: It's a Crissy Swan show.
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Speaker 1: God, are you the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: Let's bring the moodweed down.
Speaker 1: Swan's sweeping statements.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, this is where you have a full skirmish,
Speaker 3: a fisticuff with the entire population that does not agree
Speaker 3: with you.
Speaker 5: You and I just had a fight in the song
Speaker 5: about your sweeping statement because it's ridiculous.
Speaker 3: I really think that you are so entitled.
Speaker 4: No, I'm correct.
Speaker 3: Your time is better than my time if.
Speaker 4: You six seconds. It's how a car park works.
Speaker 3: No, it's not how a car park works. They're designed
Speaker 3: to go nose first, get out of the way. Everybody
Speaker 3: is going shopping and needs to get there.
Speaker 5: Look at our instagram at the Christy Swan Show. If
Speaker 5: you'd like to see us off air fighting?
Speaker 3: What is your sweeping statement? You're on pop of your opinion?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten High.
Speaker 6: Caf Hi, Christy Hijack, how are you going good?
Speaker 3: Yours has got to do with cyclists, which happened to
Speaker 3: be a subject of much rage.
Speaker 7: As just I do pritty, how you hate people that
Speaker 7: reserve his past? I'm actually with Jack and I reverse
Speaker 7: all the times. However, the cyclist on the roads a
Speaker 7: bicycles should hate for registrations. It drives me insane the
Speaker 7: amount of times you have to.
Speaker 8: Stop let them go past.
Speaker 7: I just want to run.
Speaker 3: Them over, seem So there's like two types of people
Speaker 3: one that caesar cyclist and feels rage and then me,
Speaker 3: I don't even really, I don't even notice them.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm with you, Catherine. Even driving around the lake
Speaker 5: on the way to work today, I was like, mate,
Speaker 5: move to the left.
Speaker 4: I'm like, you're going to get clipped.
Speaker 3: No, but they're a vehicle just like us.
Speaker 4: No they're not.
Speaker 7: They are they need to pay registration, prissy, he's.
Speaker 3: But what about pedestrians? Did they need to pay registration
Speaker 3: or do they have a right on the roads as well, but.
Speaker 6: Don't walk on the road, cyclist, take up room on
Speaker 6: the where weird paying thousands of dollars car registration and
Speaker 6: I just want to run the most, just to say.
Speaker 3: And you can't keep saying you want to run them
Speaker 3: over and you can't say that.
Speaker 5: Price loge Pharbacy voucher for you, Catherine, And maybe you
Speaker 5: chat to someone as well.
Speaker 3: Can Maybe I need to stop saying anybody the reverers
Speaker 3: parks into a car park space can go to hell.
Speaker 3: But I do mean it.
Speaker 6: Hi, Kylie, Hi Jack, Hi Chrissy.
Speaker 3: How are you so good? You're so bright and bubbly, Kylie.
Speaker 9: That's me.
Speaker 10: I love your show, listen every day.
Speaker 3: That means so much to us. But what do you
Speaker 3: think about children.
Speaker 5: That?
Speaker 10: Yes, well, I'm really not fond of people bring their
Speaker 10: children when you invite them for dinner on their devices
Speaker 10: all night. You try and have a conversation with them,
Speaker 10: and they're not interested.
Speaker 4: So what's your what's your sweeping statement?
Speaker 10: I don't like children on their devices at the dinner table.
Speaker 4: I think that's fair.
Speaker 3: I think that's fair.
Speaker 10: Like breakfast time you did invite guests for breakfast, they
Speaker 10: bring their kids that's fine, that's great. They're always on
Speaker 10: their devices, even at lunchtime.
Speaker 11: And I mean, having said that, it is a good
Speaker 11: thing to bring if you're the parent and you want
Speaker 11: to talk to your friend.
Speaker 3: Who's the other parent. Yeah, okay, because you know, and
Speaker 3: it's terrible parenting, but we've all done it. Once they've
Speaker 3: got a device, it's like you're on your own yourself.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but I do understand, Kylie. And then they
Speaker 3: get this weird zombie face. That's what I've been calling
Speaker 3: it at my house. I'm like, look at you, you
Speaker 3: look like a zombie. And I like to hear that.
Speaker 3: And I'm trying to guilt them into living a life
Speaker 3: instead of just.
Speaker 4: Endless YouTube show some emotion.
Speaker 3: Correct, Hello, Amanda.
Speaker 8: Hi, Christy Hijack, how are you good?
Speaker 12: Will?
Speaker 3: We're good, But I feel like you're about to say
Speaker 3: something very controversial. Mandy.
Speaker 8: Yes, I do hope that you can end an ongoing
Speaker 8: debate between me and my girlfriend.
Speaker 4: We're very talk about today. I'm here for this.
Speaker 8: So her sleeping statement is that Purple Rain is the
Speaker 8: worst song ever.
Speaker 4: Cool.
Speaker 8: My statement is my counter to her is that Mantle
Speaker 8: belongs to Slice of Heaven. Oh please, discuss.
Speaker 3: Wow, I think I mean, look, I don't want to
Speaker 3: add a third song into the mix, but I think
Speaker 3: you've forgotten.
Speaker 1: Um Blue.
Speaker 3: Night clearly clearly the worst song ever.
Speaker 8: Well, we cannot even listen to her musical taste because
Speaker 8: her favorite song happens to be Cottnye Joe. So she
Speaker 8: can't be taken seriously.
Speaker 3: No, she cannot. She can points to your friend Peter.
Speaker 4: Priceline Pharmacy to you a Mandi.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: Let's flip it and mix it in.
Speaker 1: It's the number one personal blend of brand in the world.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's flipped and mixed it.
Speaker 4: Let's go.
Speaker 3: I'm a danged to help a bit of a process.
Speaker 11: You know.
Speaker 3: I mentioned yesterday that I was going to give Pesto
Speaker 3: a crack in my new flip it.
Speaker 4: Did you get around to it?
Speaker 3: I did not only gender for tonight there was a
Speaker 3: shortage of Basil's going on.
Speaker 4: What do you mean like to buy? Yes?
Speaker 3: Oh, I could not find any anywhere, only the stuff
Speaker 3: in the pot. I'd like someone to explain to me
Speaker 3: what the point of that is, because it doesn't grow
Speaker 3: in me.
Speaker 4: Do you still have your veggie patch or herb.
Speaker 3: No, I cleared it, gave it to my sister. Okay,
Speaker 3: I've hello Courtney, Hi, Hi, you know I've had that.
Speaker 3: I've had an old neutribullet for many, many years. But
Speaker 3: I've got the new flip and it's reinvented my love
Speaker 3: of the neutribullet? Are you mad for a neutral bullet?
Speaker 12: I got an old one that I got as a
Speaker 12: Christmas gift, like many years ago.
Speaker 8: I'm never going to use this.
Speaker 6: I actually use it all the time.
Speaker 3: The good news is, the good news is that you
Speaker 3: are going home with a flipp it no matter how
Speaker 3: you bum out about this thing. Okay, Because if you
Speaker 3: get two of these songs crep, we've mixed them together.
Speaker 3: If you get two crept to get a thousand dollars
Speaker 3: worth of neutrable and stuff. If you get one correct,
Speaker 3: you get three hundred bucks worth. But if you get
Speaker 3: none correct, if you just hang up now and say
Speaker 3: stuff and I've got something better to do, you're still
Speaker 3: going to get the neutrible at flip.
Speaker 5: Okay, all right, we need the names of these two songs,
Speaker 5: so just yell them out once you know, court Okay, espresso.
Speaker 3: Yes, and the other one.
Speaker 4: Is it's going to come in.
Speaker 3: Can't take it out? One of the yes it is.
Speaker 4: I'm sure I have some who before we even got
Speaker 4: to the lyrics.
Speaker 3: Well done, Corse, put on your courtney. You're clearly an
Speaker 3: auditory process. It takes one to know one. All right,
Speaker 3: You've got yourself both of them. That's one thousand dollars
Speaker 3: worth of Nutribullet prizes. You're going to lose your mind.
Speaker 5: Register by the Nova Player app if you'd like to
Speaker 5: play tomorrow the Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: Let's see what's on the interwebs.
Speaker 1: Chrissy's click base.
Speaker 3: When I see the words Wendy Williams, I must click,
Speaker 3: I must.
Speaker 4: I love that woman.
Speaker 3: Of course, you and I in the ven diagrams of
Speaker 3: a ven diagram of things we have in common, Wendy
Speaker 3: Williams is clearly in it.
Speaker 4: Absolutely she's in.
Speaker 3: It, as is egg noodle, dumpling, soup. There's a few
Speaker 3: other things. Wendy Williams of course came to prominence. She
Speaker 3: never had a show on air here in Australia, but
Speaker 3: she did have a talk show. She's a radio legend
Speaker 3: in America.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and I would in high school. Go home and
Speaker 5: watch her talk show on YouTube. Watch the full hot
Speaker 5: topics twenty minutes. That's obsessed with her.
Speaker 3: She is amazing. Most people got to know her when
Speaker 3: she passed out dressed a's statue of liberty. That's right,
Speaker 3: that's how most people know it.
Speaker 5: And also when she did the burp fart. Should we
Speaker 5: enjoy that quickly? Yes, it's a matter of time.
Speaker 4: She's not lowly good.
Speaker 3: Apologizo. What I don't understand is why, like where are
Speaker 3: like you and I in that audience that would be
Speaker 3: shrieking laughing. Played again and listen to the low key
Speaker 3: reaction to a legendary burp fart.
Speaker 5: It's a matter of time.
Speaker 4: She's not lowly good.
Speaker 3: Apolog is unbelievable so great anyway, she has disappeared from
Speaker 3: the limelight for all sorts of reasons, but she's broken
Speaker 3: her silence. This is big over the p Diddy situation
Speaker 3: because she called it years ago on her show. Yes,
Speaker 3: she has been openly critical of him and saying all
Speaker 3: throughout her show that he needs to be investigated, that
Speaker 3: he's been doing all sorts of bad stuff. And she
Speaker 3: has broken out of her recently recent hiding to say
Speaker 3: that she has been told by so many people, Wendy
Speaker 3: you called it, including some people from my family who
Speaker 3: have also said the same. A love a bit of vindication.
Speaker 5: Interesting, I love this and also Swanny Wendy would know
Speaker 5: because she was in the music industry. Her husband's in
Speaker 5: talent management in New York. Like, I think that she's
Speaker 5: got some proper tea.
Speaker 3: What I think is interesting is this why? I mean,
Speaker 3: she has actually said stuff about it over the last
Speaker 3: few decades, but everybody else has not, And I just
Speaker 3: think that's an interesting piece of human nature.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 5: I think I think I know why why? Because I've
Speaker 5: done so much deep diving.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, people know what could happen to them if they spoke,
Speaker 5: and that is death. Like allegedly several people I mean
Speaker 5: again conspiracy theories on TikTok, but it feels like a
Speaker 5: lot of people were unlived by Ditty.
Speaker 4: Or because of him.
Speaker 3: He is like the devil, a monster, a monster that
Speaker 3: is a really good word. I do want to say, though,
Speaker 3: take the action of going for the deep dive on
Speaker 3: this very very carefully, because what you will uncover is
Speaker 3: extraordinarily disturbing.
Speaker 4: Yes, very like it's not cool no.
Speaker 3: No, let's have a change of speed, can we please?
Speaker 4: Sure?
Speaker 3: Mendes? Sure, Mendes seems like a very nice gentle boy.
Speaker 4: He does.
Speaker 5: He seems like a real like deep thinker and as
Speaker 5: like it enjoyed poetry.
Speaker 3: Yes, and a red you know, and a red why?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: For some reason, my daughter has a pathological hatred for
Speaker 3: Shawn Menders. I don't know where it comes from, but
Speaker 3: I think it might stem from jealousy over Camilla Cabeo.
Speaker 3: I'm not hundred percent sure, right, but they were famously
Speaker 3: going out, and then they broke up, and then there
Speaker 3: was alleged little tryst with Sabrina Carpenter. In there they
Speaker 3: are back together, Camilla Cabeo and Shawn Mendes, and this
Speaker 3: is what he had to say about his sweetheart.
Speaker 13: Camille and I have just done the best job at
Speaker 13: preserving our private little fire of love for each other,
Speaker 13: because no matter how strong mentally you are, when there
Speaker 13: are millions of people commenting on it, it's so hard
Speaker 13: not to be affected by it.
Speaker 3: Yes, I agree, But should we tell him that his
Speaker 3: girlfriend's name is Camilla not Camille?
Speaker 4: Yeah? That was weird.
Speaker 5: Also, you know how Sabrina Carpenter talks about him liking
Speaker 5: mushrooms and how the mushrooms are changing here.
Speaker 3: What does that mean?
Speaker 4: But changing your voice?
Speaker 8: Bro?
Speaker 3: Is he does he enjoy a fungie.
Speaker 5: He's into like meditation and apparently mushrooms allegedly.
Speaker 3: Oh I can tell he's very calm that he do
Speaker 3: like aya vida y.
Speaker 13: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this is the Chrissy's Fun Show.
Speaker 3: Well, high, we're still here. There is nothing you can
Speaker 3: do about it.
Speaker 4: It's about it.
Speaker 3: We've got another hour and I'm thrilled because between now
Speaker 3: and four pm you are going to be grace with
Speaker 3: a dulcin tones of one of my closest dearest friends,
Speaker 3: the Great Dave Thorno Thornton.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we're getting him on the phone.
Speaker 3: Can I tell you I blew his mind this week
Speaker 3: with a tidbit about a supermarket that I thought everybody
Speaker 3: knew and he had no idea.
Speaker 5: I can't wait to hear it, I know. Also big
Speaker 5: news today Katie Perry. She's announcing more shows in Adelaide.
Speaker 5: I think she's announced another show in Melbourne. But you
Speaker 5: don't need to worry because in Chrissy's Quizzy we have
Speaker 5: a double pass to go and see her. Sweet thirteen,
Speaker 5: twenty four to ten. Jump on the line, swan.
Speaker 3: So fingers crossed, You're about to hear from two crazy
Speaker 3: Katy Perry fans.
Speaker 1: Chrissies Quizzy.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, Ben.
Speaker 4: Hello, Hey Chrissy, how you doing?
Speaker 1: Raw?
Speaker 3: Is your favorite song? Did you enjoy that? We just
Speaker 3: played it just now?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 4: It was.
Speaker 5: It was perfect timing.
Speaker 8: I'm hoping it's a sign.
Speaker 3: It's so good. In fact, when it started off air,
Speaker 3: Jack and I both said, God, this is a good song.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's an anthem.
Speaker 3: An it is an anthem. Have you ever seen her
Speaker 3: sing it live?
Speaker 4: I have, yeah, a few years ago. So good.
Speaker 12: And I mean we all saw the AFL performance the
Speaker 12: other day, so she's pretty good.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I love how sort of masculine she is. Live
Speaker 3: like she's really like Juty or something.
Speaker 5: When she was running up that stage with her hands
Speaker 5: and she was both strong.
Speaker 8: She did that Celine Deon thing, you know when she
Speaker 8: she punches her hand in the air. Perfect.
Speaker 3: I mean, name another legend. Please let's move on to
Speaker 3: mel Hello, Mel, Hi, Hi, so good. You also loved
Speaker 3: Katie's performance at the Grand Final.
Speaker 10: I did, and I thought you was far, far and
Speaker 10: away better than Tina Arena.
Speaker 8: I know you may not agree, but I think she
Speaker 8: was fabulous.
Speaker 3: I mean that those two together really made my heart
Speaker 3: so happy.
Speaker 8: It was wonderful to watch. But she's definitely shown well.
Speaker 3: One of you is going to go and see her live.
Speaker 3: There are tickets in the limited edition. Chrissy s Fonshow
Speaker 3: bumbag made the best fan? When your names are your buzzes,
Speaker 3: Ben and Mel and it's the best of five, meaning
Speaker 3: the first person you the first one is to get
Speaker 3: three answers. Creepy, We was bloody one of yours.
Speaker 4: Question number one, what.
Speaker 3: Beauty treatment did lamar odom get done this week? We
Speaker 3: were talking about it yesterday. It involves a fish and
Speaker 3: some sticky stuff. You scho it was a salmon sperm.
Speaker 4: Facial Question number two?
Speaker 3: Which direction? From which direction does the sun rise?
Speaker 4: Ben?
Speaker 8: Now?
Speaker 3: Yes, Ben, well done? God, I would never You could
Speaker 3: have a gun to my head and I will.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I don't know directions.
Speaker 4: I'm terrible.
Speaker 3: I'm like a Burmese cat. Keat me off the right.
Speaker 3: Question number three, can you name this Katy Perry song?
Speaker 3: Come on guys, Yes, Ben? It is teenage drain.
Speaker 4: Two points to Ben. Now you could still get in there.
Speaker 3: Maybe you'll know about Nicole Kidman. We're talking about Nicole. Next,
Speaker 3: one of Nicole Kidman's offspring walked in a runway at Paris. Yes,
Speaker 3: it is Sunday Rose. I love how we all know
Speaker 3: her middle name because we were all so desperate to
Speaker 3: find out what she was going to be called back
Speaker 3: in the day.
Speaker 4: What a name.
Speaker 3: She's sixteen now, and you know there was some controversy
Speaker 3: about her name because people said it was like Sunday roast.
Speaker 4: Right, it's a bit like Mehy.
Speaker 3: It's a bit methy.
Speaker 4: It's just a bit Sunday is a bit me Oh god.
Speaker 5: That's question.
Speaker 4: Question number five?
Speaker 3: Which comedian was Katie Perry once married.
Speaker 4: To Ben Ben?
Speaker 3: For the.
Speaker 6: Now, I'm going to it was Russell Brand.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm giving it to Mel. Just got in there.
Speaker 5: I'm getting official approval from Tom. All Right, guys, it's
Speaker 5: a typewreak. Question number six is for the win.
Speaker 3: What is the key ingredient in an omelet?
Speaker 4: Ben?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 9: Ben Egg?
Speaker 1: Correct?
Speaker 3: Oh? Mel, you put in a valley and tair fish.
Speaker 3: Oh so close. But Ben, you are going tell us
Speaker 3: everything about it.
Speaker 5: Best day ever, the best time, Ben tg Dainty have
Speaker 5: announced that Katie Perry is bringing The Lifetimes to Our
Speaker 5: presented by Snaffle, to Australia this June. Get tickets tomorrow
Speaker 5: at ticket Tech.
Speaker 1: The Christy Swan Show, The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 3: Did you know that I've got a podcast It's called
Speaker 3: The Christy Cast and get it wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 3: And there's an episode going to air on Friday, And
Speaker 3: I blow Dave Thornton's mind with a fact that I
Speaker 3: thought everybody knew. So we're going to play around of
Speaker 3: what did your friends not know that you could not believe?
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four to ten. Give us a call and
Speaker 3: he joins us. Now, Hello Dave.
Speaker 9: Thornton, Hello Christy Jacky.
Speaker 3: Now, I just want to tell you are live on air,
Speaker 3: So no fruity language please.
Speaker 9: Oh you know me so well? Hey, I feel like
Speaker 9: when your mate's in the car with their kids.
Speaker 3: Yeah we are. I always answer the phone going, oh hello,
Speaker 3: I'm in the I'm in the car with Leo.
Speaker 4: Yeah, speaking of fruity Thorno.
Speaker 5: Before we get to this story, I just want to
Speaker 5: talk about your contact photo that you've picked for yourself
Speaker 5: on your iPhone.
Speaker 9: Yeah, what about it?
Speaker 4: Yah, it's fruity in.
Speaker 5: A sense that you look like you've just murdered someone
Speaker 5: in the bush and have taken a selfie, and I
Speaker 5: just want to give you that feedback.
Speaker 9: Okay, great, well, now the aco is onto me. But
Speaker 9: then I thought it was all right, But here I
Speaker 9: am getting thrown under the back.
Speaker 3: No, you look like an EMU that accosted me in
Speaker 3: my car.
Speaker 9: Well, this don't paint a good picture at all.
Speaker 3: Well, let's move on to something a lot more wholesome.
Speaker 3: What did I remember? You and I were discussing how
Speaker 3: unsettling it is when you have to go to a
Speaker 3: supermarket that isn't your regular supermarket, and we both wander around,
Speaker 3: going where's the biggies, where's the And then I I
Speaker 3: said to you, Dave.
Speaker 9: You said to me that at the end of every
Speaker 9: aisle there is a red or not even a folder,
Speaker 9: just a two sided piece of perspects hanging from a chain,
Speaker 9: and it will tell you where everything is sitting in
Speaker 9: the aisle. And it blew my tiny mind apart.
Speaker 3: And you went you had no idea that this community
Speaker 3: service existed, and you went straight to the supermarket to check.
Speaker 3: And you sent me a photograph of you also looking
Speaker 3: like an EMU with the with the piece of perspects.
Speaker 9: Okay, this is now. This has now hit me a
Speaker 9: few times so that I'm incompetent with a small head
Speaker 9: on my neck. But then, but yeah, Jack, it was
Speaker 9: I'd send it not once but twice. Now I think
Speaker 9: could have me three times to Chrissy. Every time. It
Speaker 9: blows my mind apart because I have meandered for I mean,
Speaker 9: I'm forty, I've spent a good what what is for
Speaker 9: three decades just walking around the supermarket. I don't know
Speaker 9: where's the baked bean? Tell me where this thing is?
Speaker 4: I love sussing that clipboard. It's fun.
Speaker 3: It's the best, Chrissy.
Speaker 9: Do you remember on the podcast. I bought it up
Speaker 9: because I said this should be like a Google Maps
Speaker 9: for supermarkets. Go to a new supermarket, and I thought
Speaker 9: it was the greatest invention I've ever thought of. You said,
Speaker 9: it's just a map at the end of everything there is.
Speaker 3: It's a little bit more analogue than a Google map,
Speaker 3: but it is still a map. Have you also played
Speaker 3: that wonderful game where the actual specific thing that you
Speaker 3: want isn't listed, so you've got to sort of check
Speaker 3: the vibe if you were setting out the sitting out
Speaker 3: the supermarket where you would put the Chipotle Mayer.
Speaker 4: Or the polenta. That's what I always with, the rice
Speaker 4: and the know we love you.
Speaker 5: Thanks for coming on. I can't wait to see your
Speaker 5: new contact photo because it needs to be changed.
Speaker 9: Thank you for.
Speaker 1: The Christy Swan show.
Speaker 3: You're just tuning in you miss the gorgeous Dave Thornton podcast.
Speaker 3: He is a grown man, and his face when I
Speaker 3: told him that at the end of the aisle and
Speaker 3: every supermarket in every city in the country there is
Speaker 3: a list of where to find what it is that
Speaker 3: you want, he had no idea. So we're asking you
Speaker 3: thirteen twenty four ten, what is the little tidbit that
Speaker 3: blew your friend's mind when they found out? Hello Emma, Hello,
Speaker 3: what is your friend Jenna on about here?
Speaker 7: So they're saying it's a bit nippy?
Speaker 12: She thought it was it's a bit nipply.
Speaker 3: Well, a lot of people do say that, and I
Speaker 3: don't know where it came from.
Speaker 4: Say nippy, Yes, you never heard that.
Speaker 3: I have heard that. Really, have you heard of tom
Speaker 3: people that it's a bit nippy?
Speaker 4: No, because it's it's nippy, right, it is.
Speaker 3: But also when it is cold, you can get a
Speaker 3: bit nippy as well. I understand where that comes from.
Speaker 4: Pharmacy voucher for you. Emma.
Speaker 3: Hey, Stace, Hi, what did your friend Danielle think?
Speaker 12: She thought that the Big Bang was just TVV show.
Speaker 3: Big Bang theory? So how did it sort of unfold? Like,
Speaker 3: I love that moment that your friend realizes something.
Speaker 14: Well, first off, she thought was at work years ago
Speaker 14: and every Friday because she thought that the Rabbit's actually
Speaker 14: the Great Wall Trime was actually built to keep the.
Speaker 3: Rabbits out that famous.
Speaker 14: Yes, yes, So then every kind of Friday we would.
Speaker 12: Do a watch. Does Danny not know?
Speaker 14: Yeah, she thought it was hilarious.
Speaker 12: It was you know, isn't mean or anything, but yeah,
Speaker 12: and then so you know the fact that she thought
Speaker 12: the rabbits kept out of China with the wall, and
Speaker 12: then yeah, we.
Speaker 14: Just started people just started paying stuff and that.
Speaker 3: Was so fan fantastic. You've just faded her down. I mean,
Speaker 3: I would give anything to be like Danielle. She sounds
Speaker 3: like such a sweet kid.
Speaker 9: You know.
Speaker 5: Or Stacy Priline farmac. Imagine sitting through Stacy telling you
Speaker 5: that segment out the office.
Speaker 3: Jsiah, Hello, Hi, how are you good? What did your
Speaker 3: friend Jackie think?
Speaker 14: So she thought that chicken salt actually contained chicken and
Speaker 14: she hasn't ever tried it before because she doesn't eat meat,
Speaker 14: and we all told her, no, it's got nothing to
Speaker 14: do with chicken.
Speaker 3: Well, I sort of see where she's coming from. I
Speaker 3: would have assumed that there was some sort of chicken extract.
Speaker 4: Same Sosaiah. That's kind of blown my mind.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Well, because you know, I was like almost today
Speaker 3: years old when I looked at the ingredients on my
Speaker 3: favorite stock kibs, chicken stock kibs. There's no chicken in
Speaker 3: me either, and there's no beef in the beef stock keeps.
Speaker 8: You would assume, So.
Speaker 3: You would assume.
Speaker 5: So Kinas signed pharmacy voucher for Ushazi. Let's finish with
Speaker 5: Natalie Swaneye.
Speaker 3: And Natty Hi.
Speaker 1: Hey, you going could would it?
Speaker 14: J just not know that the jay is silent in
Speaker 14: jalapino and for heaters.
Speaker 3: So does she say jellipino and fagiis.
Speaker 14: Yeah, exactly. And we didn't realize until we're in Mexican
Speaker 14: restaurant ordering some food and we all.
Speaker 4: Turned and looked at she get deported.
Speaker 1: Crissy SWANSO had a ball today.
Speaker 3: Jack Jame Swaney, Let's click for one last time, Chrissy Cliches.
Speaker 3: I really think one of the most interesting people around
Speaker 3: at the moment, apart from Chapel Roone, is the great Sabrina.
Speaker 4: Carpenter agreed, obsessed with her.
Speaker 3: In fact, this weekend, I am going to spend half
Speaker 3: an hour doing what I should have done many months ago.
Speaker 4: What is that?
Speaker 3: And just finding out what her siblings look like, where
Speaker 3: she's from, what her parents look like.
Speaker 4: We're doing a full deep dive.
Speaker 3: Yes, I've got to know all of this information.
Speaker 5: Hey, you should do we should I should start doing
Speaker 5: that as well, because I've been doing too much ditty
Speaker 5: deep diving and it gets a bit grim.
Speaker 3: Yes, and I feel like, you know, a deep dive
Speaker 3: on Sabrina Carpenter will be happy and amazing, like you know,
Speaker 3: a sorbet after a heavy dinner.
Speaker 4: For you You know, yes.
Speaker 3: So let's start with this. She has responded to claims
Speaker 3: that she does not sing live. Someone Salty on TikTok
Speaker 3: has said, I hate to say it, but thirty percent
Speaker 3: lip sinking, thirty percent backing track, and only forty percent live.
Speaker 5: I think what people don't understand is on TikTok, especially
Speaker 5: these artists when they're on a stage. Yes, there is
Speaker 5: a backing track, guys, because if they need to take
Speaker 5: a breath, there can't be no lyrics. And she's human,
Speaker 5: so yes there's a backing track.
Speaker 2: It doesn't mean she's track.
Speaker 5: Doesn't think she's not singing live exactly. And also speaking
Speaker 5: of her live, let's just enjoy a bit of BEDCEM live.
Speaker 3: Can we please?
Speaker 2: Accent just makes me wish I just had.
Speaker 3: More partners when I was twenty, I mean, and it's
Speaker 3: just like so delicious her whole life.
Speaker 4: Anyway, she sings live, and she.
Speaker 3: Has made it very clear she goes. I sing live
Speaker 3: every show one hundred percent. Would you like to speak
Speaker 3: to my audio engineers? Smash Next, she is on the
Speaker 3: cover of Time one hundred. This is a legendary issue
Speaker 3: where the world's most influential rising stars are always featured,
Speaker 3: and she is on the front. And have a look
Speaker 3: at who writes the article.
Speaker 4: Christina Aguilera.
Speaker 3: Aguilera is now a musical journalist and she has written
Speaker 3: for Time one hundred. There is nothing that that woman
Speaker 3: can't do. I hope in the article that they discuss
Speaker 3: their beginnings as child stars, of course, because I haven't
Speaker 3: done the deep dive properly on Sabrina Carpenter, but I
Speaker 3: do know she was one of those Disney style.
Speaker 4: Yes, she was on a Disney Channel show early on.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean she's magical Girl Meets World.
Speaker 4: It was called Oh yes.
Speaker 3: God, my Son's loved Girl Meets World. Love that Now.
Speaker 3: She looks amazing on the cover. It's like old school
Speaker 3: Marilyn Monroe, which is absolutely the vibe that she goes wore,
Speaker 3: and that I think because she's so sweet and so good.
Speaker 3: I think that recent film clip where she's like murdering
Speaker 3: that girl and the girl's murdering her back really works
Speaker 3: because it's a real juxtaposition a total characters. Next on
Speaker 3: the Sad Cab Deeve Dive Amanda Seyfried, who is an
Speaker 3: actor as well. She is rooting for Sabrina Carpenter to
Speaker 3: join Mom and Mia three.
Speaker 4: I gotta be epic.
Speaker 3: Well, I hope it doesn't happen. Why can I tell
Speaker 3: you there is no franchise that gets on my tits
Speaker 3: more than Mother and Me. Really, I didn't like it live,
Speaker 3: I didn't like the movie. If you're listening to me
Speaker 3: SABCAV Don't Sign on. The Chrissy Swan Show is a
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