WEBVTT - Joel Creasey's Wild Bucks Night For Rhys Nicholson In Adelaide

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<v Speaker 1>Our next guest is one third of the number one

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<v Speaker 1>drive show in the Galaxy, Ricky, Lee, Tim and Joel.

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<v Speaker 1>He's the product of Terry, who was the solo man

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<v Speaker 1>in the ads, and Jenny a singer, so it's no

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<v Speaker 1>surprise he went on to be drama captain at Wesley

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<v Speaker 1>College in Person, the editor in chief of the student newspaper,

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<v Speaker 1>is a staple on Aussie Telly cameoing in The Rocky

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<v Speaker 1>Horror Show and is currently on a national tour with

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<v Speaker 1>his new comedy production Boom. Please welcome to the studio.

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<v Speaker 1>Sometimes blonde, sometimes brunette. Joel James William Crasy.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, thank you very much. It's a thrill to be here.

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<v Speaker 1>Not just Joel Crazy Joel James William Crazy.

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<v Speaker 3>Alroto, I know you, I know fancy Pantsy just asked

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<v Speaker 3>me in my middle name.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, well, I have two, very proud of

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<v Speaker 2>that fact.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. And also your parents, Hazy didn't realize that your dad,

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<v Speaker 1>Terry was the solo man.

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<v Speaker 2>He was the solo man in the eighties commercial.

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<v Speaker 3>He is the one that's running up the hill getting

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<v Speaker 3>chased by the Blue Healer as in the Dog, not

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<v Speaker 3>Lisa McCune. And then at the top of the mountain,

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<v Speaker 3>he cracks open a a soloeah, because what's more, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>refreshing than a long mountainous run a fizzy soft drink

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<v Speaker 3>and it dribbles down his chin, all homo erotic and

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<v Speaker 3>and then of course the butcher's man on Telly gave

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<v Speaker 3>birth to this, so.

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<v Speaker 2>He's very proud.

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<v Speaker 1>He had two very showbies parents, didn't you. And that's

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<v Speaker 1>how they met on the set of Star Wars. Somebody

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<v Speaker 1>couldn't script this stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, I was destined to go into the biz. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>they met on the set of Star Wars The Empire

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<v Speaker 3>Strikes Back.

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<v Speaker 2>Mum was jab of the Hut.

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<v Speaker 3>No, they were both both members of the Rebel Alliance

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<v Speaker 3>and my mum was a West End actress as well.

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<v Speaker 3>So yeah, theaters in my blood. Hence why my sister

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<v Speaker 3>works for Bunnings.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, I love it. It's a really great little

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<v Speaker 2>story to tell people.

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<v Speaker 1>And you mentioned your dad getting chased up a hill

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<v Speaker 1>boy Blue Hue, like, you too have a very special dog,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you.

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<v Speaker 3>I do, I Jack, and I welcome the pitter patter

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<v Speaker 3>of hairy little feet into our house.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm not talking about one of the Real Housewives.

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<v Speaker 3>We have a chow chow called girlfriend, and she's one

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<v Speaker 3>of those dogs that looks like the lion with the

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<v Speaker 3>blue tongue.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's a fancy girl. Thank you, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel really good about getting a pure bread after

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<v Speaker 3>doing a documentary about dogs and pounds at the start

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<v Speaker 3>of last year. But she had come prior, she'd come prior,

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<v Speaker 3>and she's divine. Yeah, girlfriend purely, so we can say

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<v Speaker 3>the park, get over here, girlfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>Or did you just yourself? Girlfriend? Yeah, but someone's been

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<v Speaker 2>trying to steal it really lately.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, this lady's been coming to the house. This is

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<v Speaker 3>really creepy and crouching down by the front door and

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<v Speaker 3>going girlfriend, girlfriend, come here. And we were getting ready

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<v Speaker 3>to go out one night for dinner, and I thought

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<v Speaker 3>it must be a friend. And then I went jack

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<v Speaker 3>to my boyfriend and this girl went running and jumped

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<v Speaker 3>into the passenger side of an idol car.

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<v Speaker 2>Then isn't that creepy? That then drove off.

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<v Speaker 3>But girlfriend spends a lot of time with a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of men in my house. So I was like, good luck,

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<v Speaker 3>good luck girlfriend to the lady, because I think I

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<v Speaker 3>might have raised Tony Abbott like girlfriend really has a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of similar traite bit missage.

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<v Speaker 4>Joe, we love having an Adelaide welcome back, and your

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<v Speaker 4>thoughts were Adelaide in general.

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<v Speaker 2>I love Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 3>I came here for a I planned my beautiful friend

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<v Speaker 3>Reheys Nicholson, host of drag Race down Under. They were

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<v Speaker 3>getting married and I had their bucks party in Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 3>Reese didn't know where they were going. Yea, we surprised

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<v Speaker 3>them and took them to the airport and said surprise,

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<v Speaker 3>well after Adelaide and we.

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<v Speaker 2>Went and saw Mary Poppins.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course you did.

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<v Speaker 3>We went and saw Mary Poppins at the Adelaide Festival

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<v Speaker 3>Center and then went to Mary's.

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<v Speaker 2>Poppin all of course, I love what a great club?

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<v Speaker 2>What are the great bars?

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<v Speaker 4>Can I just just be completely honest your offenders. When

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<v Speaker 4>that initial announcement was made, We're going to Adelaide, initial reaction.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, the problem is we bumped into Tommy Little in

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<v Speaker 3>the lounge and I think he thought I booked Tommy

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<v Speaker 3>for a lap dance and he was rather disappointed. So no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>genuinely stoked but also confused as to what we were

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<v Speaker 3>doing in Adelaide. I think resought maybe I was going

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<v Speaker 3>to make them do like a trial run of their

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<v Speaker 3>festival show or something. We had the best night the

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<v Speaker 3>Schlong Island iced teas that Mary's Poppin' are delicious, Hazy.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll take you here, I am pretending I haven't had

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<v Speaker 4>I know it's sweet, it's sweet, but you're pulling it off.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you've just missed that invitation. He just said

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<v Speaker 1>he will take you. You have spent the entire year

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<v Speaker 1>and a half that we've worked together trying to get

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<v Speaker 1>Fitzy to take you anywhere, and Joel first interview is like,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take you.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, No, doesn't know his way around Mary's pop and

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<v Speaker 3>I do. I will take you.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you hate your Fitzy got Mary's poppin by the way, Oh.

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<v Speaker 3>He would be. People would want to climb him like

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<v Speaker 3>a tree. No, I will take It's a great night out.

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<v Speaker 3>I'll take you along with it with a gaggle of

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<v Speaker 3>gaze and we can pudump all night together.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely, Yes, I'll get away from the kids.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, for sure. Maybe forever you might meet the love

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<v Speaker 3>of your lafe and a man.

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<v Speaker 1>He also has a long history on the show of

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<v Speaker 1>man crushes. Shit would run through them.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it's really coming back to the mainly footballs. Mainly footballs,

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<v Speaker 4>which you can jump on the list as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I've got a bit of history with footballers. Yes, yes, So.

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<v Speaker 1>Have you ever dropped the name of this football so?

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<v Speaker 3>Wait?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, oh hazy, you don't know? Oh my god, let

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<v Speaker 2>me flee you in I had.

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<v Speaker 3>I wrote in my book that my autobiography that I

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<v Speaker 3>released when I was twenty.

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<v Speaker 2>Four, I had some really hot takes on the world.

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<v Speaker 3>When I was twenty four, I mentioned in the book

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<v Speaker 3>about having an affair with an AFL player. Didn't realize

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<v Speaker 3>it would gets so much traction sort of in publicity.

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<v Speaker 3>And and no, there's two people in the world that no,

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<v Speaker 3>uh his name yet I can say that, and that

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<v Speaker 3>is my lawyer and my manager.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, and I guess him.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, yes, he knows who he is. Have you heard

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<v Speaker 1>from him since you dropped that bombshell?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>Well okay, So he used to come over to mine

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<v Speaker 3>after his little football concerts and we'd watch movies. And

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<v Speaker 3>I introduced him to the film Mean Girls one night

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<v Speaker 3>and he loved it so much. He goes, can we

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<v Speaker 3>watch it again? I was like yeah, and he goes

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<v Speaker 3>no now, like back to back like you do with

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<v Speaker 3>a child. I was like, okay, and anyway, I hadn't

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<v Speaker 3>seen him for years, and then a few years later

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<v Speaker 3>I bumped into him in a marquee at an event

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<v Speaker 3>and I was like, I said to Jack, my boy friend,

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<v Speaker 3>we've got to go, like, this guy is going to

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<v Speaker 3>kill me. And he started walking towards me and I

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<v Speaker 3>thought he was going to shank me, but he walked

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<v Speaker 3>past me and whispered in my ear I've read your book.

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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was really a super fetch.

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<v Speaker 2>Which is the little sassy line from Mean Girls.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, you remember, so we're quite like that that.

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<v Speaker 1>He didn't get triggered by it all.

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<v Speaker 2>He was just like, no, he's a lovely girl.

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<v Speaker 3>And I don't know what he's up to now, and

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<v Speaker 3>I think he's still playing football. Maybe not, but yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>a lovely person.

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<v Speaker 4>It's such an interesting time of your life. Of course,

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<v Speaker 4>you were living in Melbourne at the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, I was. I was living in Melbourne. Yes, you

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<v Speaker 2>can try.

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<v Speaker 4>And do them.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well there's about ten or eleven of those, so

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<v Speaker 1>sexual doubt And.

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<v Speaker 3>Also I don't know the names of the clubs. What

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<v Speaker 3>is it like the Melbourne Magicians and the and the

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<v Speaker 3>Richmond Ring alongside.

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<v Speaker 4>I know that you sort ofgether his little footy concerts.

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<v Speaker 2>That's Taylor Swift Stadium. What are you doing in there?

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<v Speaker 1>What are you doing taking over?

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<v Speaker 3>I can't believe Taylor Swift didn't come down to you guys.

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<v Speaker 3>There's potentially in my show at the Fringe and make

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<v Speaker 3>good for Adelaide. Okay, but for those that missed the

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<v Speaker 3>Eras tour, yeah right, I love that as a massive

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<v Speaker 3>Swifty myself.

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<v Speaker 1>As a side note, if you had to name the

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<v Speaker 1>two Adelaide football teams, could you, I.

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<v Speaker 3>Could Port Power and Adelaide Crows. And I'm a Crow

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<v Speaker 3>supporter yes, because the Adelaid Crows have actually booked me

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<v Speaker 3>to host a lot of their functions and I have,

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<v Speaker 3>like for years, and I always thought how cool that

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<v Speaker 3>they've booked this, you know, young Nasal, very flamboyant comedian.

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<v Speaker 3>So I've been an Adelaide Crow supporter as a just

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<v Speaker 3>purely because.

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<v Speaker 2>Of the paychecks that so much.

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<v Speaker 3>But also if you're coming to my sho I love

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<v Speaker 3>port Power too.

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<v Speaker 1>It's hazy always tells his story. But when he first

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<v Speaker 1>came to Adelaide, we get real in your face about

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<v Speaker 1>who you support.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, from Perth, it's very similar.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so people will like literally get up, You're like

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<v Speaker 1>bar it for and you're almost too scared to say

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<v Speaker 1>either way.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Is it a thing here as well when you meet

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<v Speaker 3>someone for the first time? Where did you go to school?

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<v Speaker 3>A very West Australian thing to say to each other.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, that is the thing. Joe Crasy, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>so much for coming in. And I can't wait to

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<v Speaker 1>meet Chao Choo. Yes to Sin, who's my killer attack dog?

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<v Speaker 2>I shot?

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<v Speaker 3>And Jody just quickly, can I ask you a favor

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<v Speaker 3>on air because you can't really say no when you're

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<v Speaker 3>on air. Yes, I need a little voice overdone for

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<v Speaker 3>the start of my show in Adelaide at the where

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<v Speaker 3>am I the garden? Yes? And your voice is just

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<v Speaker 3>so beautiful And can I just say have you had

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<v Speaker 3>your head on your gorgeous today?

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<v Speaker 1>Why are you stucking up to because you want me to.

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<v Speaker 2>Do the voice over? Would you do the voiceover at

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<v Speaker 2>the start of my show for me?

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<v Speaker 1>Said, I'll do the voice Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>My gosh, what a what an honor? Jody Otti herself,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>Be prepared for people to go. Who's that.

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<v Speaker 2>Adelaide Royalty Please.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you so much for coming in. We can't wait

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<v Speaker 1>to see you in action.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, and my tent has great air con. I

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<v Speaker 3>know it's a very hot week. Great air con.

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<v Speaker 4>The show is called Boom, absolutely sensational. Droll was here

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<v Speaker 4>until seventeenth. Livenation dot com dote you make sure you

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<v Speaker 4>get some tickets before they sell that quick sticks