Speaker 1: Welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 2: You filthy animals, And i'd say filthy animals, I mean wholesome,
Speaker 2: absolutely perfect.
Speaker 3: People, good stuff, because you don't want to give anyone
Speaker 3: a backhanded compliment, do you?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 1: I mean, don't take this the wrong way jokes.
Speaker 3: Every sentence that's ever started with that phrase is going
Speaker 3: to be some sort of thinly value abuse.
Speaker 1: Say not offense, but you I said, not offans. It's
Speaker 1: all good.
Speaker 5: Oh, it's fine, that cancels it out. I enjoy the podcast.
Speaker 5: Hey Friends.
Speaker 3: Star Jennifer Aniston has had a bit of a vent
Speaker 3: and a bit of a rant about a commonly used
Speaker 3: compliment that drives her bananas. So speaking to British Vogue,
Speaker 3: she said, the phrase you look great for your age
Speaker 3: should be you look great period. She said, that's a
Speaker 3: habit of society that we have these markers like well
Speaker 3: that stage so for your age. I don't even understand
Speaker 3: what it means. I'm in better shape than I was
Speaker 3: in my twenties. I feel better in mind, body and spirit.
Speaker 3: It's all one hundred percent better.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, thought's about that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can understand we're saying, because what should you
Speaker 2: not look this good? Or does that mean you actually
Speaker 2: don't look that good, but considering how old you are,
Speaker 2: you're not too bad.
Speaker 3: I just don't like the sentiment that the only level
Speaker 3: of attractiveness is youth.
Speaker 5: That's the marker that's been used here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so, and it really got me thinking about my
Speaker 3: looks now compared to being in my twenties. So when
Speaker 3: you're in your twenties, I think producers you'll agree, you
Speaker 3: sort of get a sense that your looks at your commodity,
Speaker 3: that that's your currency in life, especially as a female,
Speaker 3: and you're obsessed with being a bit thin and attractive
Speaker 3: and all those sorts of things. And I don't know
Speaker 3: when it happened, or why it happened, or how it happened,
Speaker 3: but now I.
Speaker 5: Just don't care. I really like I used to, because.
Speaker 3: Particularly in my other job where you're on the telly,
Speaker 3: I used to do the tanning and get the hair
Speaker 3: done every couple of months, and lashes and all that
Speaker 3: sort of stuff.
Speaker 5: I just don't want to look bad on the telly. Now.
Speaker 3: If C plus is the past, then I'll take it.
Speaker 3: And I don't know why that switch happened, but quite seriously,
Speaker 3: I just feel like now I want people to find
Speaker 3: me attractive because they think I'm kind, or they think
Speaker 3: I light up a room, or they think I'm funny,
Speaker 3: or I've got a good heart.
Speaker 5: It's all those things now that.
Speaker 3: Make me want people to find me attractive for those reasons.
Speaker 3: And like, I still work out, but I don't work
Speaker 3: out because I want to be a size six. I
Speaker 3: work out because it's good mentally and it's good for
Speaker 3: my body, and it's yeah, the mental health side is
Speaker 3: more for me.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I like how you just don't care at all.
Speaker 2: Sometimes like a Wednesday morning and Jodie walks in shido
Speaker 2: and she's completely naked, Like Jodes, what's.
Speaker 1: Going on with no clothes? And I don't care anymore.
Speaker 3: I'm so free, I'm so in touch with my spirituality.
Speaker 3: If I want to be naked, I will be. But yeah,
Speaker 3: it's a really interesting one. And she was also Jennifer
Speaker 3: was saying that she had these I have to do
Speaker 3: a minimum pounding, pounding, pounding, forty five minutes of hard cardio.
Speaker 3: Otherwise I haven't had a good workout, and she said,
Speaker 3: then her body just broke down and got injured.
Speaker 5: So now she does a lot more gentle stuff, which
Speaker 5: was interesting as well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but just the old backhanded compliment, Like I've learned
Speaker 3: not to even expect compliments from you because they're never
Speaker 3: ever forthcoming.
Speaker 1: That's really not fair because I'm genuinely doing my best.
Speaker 3: I know you try, but yeah, the old backhanded compliment.
Speaker 3: I get this one a lot. So people will come
Speaker 3: up to me in the street and go, oh my god,
Speaker 3: you look so much better in real life than you do.
Speaker 1: On the Telly, so supposed to me that you futured
Speaker 1: on TV.
Speaker 3: That's exactly what I say to people now, Yeah, so
Speaker 3: what are you saying? I look like a pig on
Speaker 3: the Telly?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Great, thanks nicer in real life. I'm sort of glad
Speaker 2: it's not the other way around. Anyone who ever starts
Speaker 2: I sentence off with the words, no, you take this
Speaker 2: the wrong way, no offense, No offense.
Speaker 1: It's always offensive.
Speaker 2: And this one is, well, I really like how people
Speaker 2: you don't care what people think of you.
Speaker 1: That means in general, you're probably a bit of a mug.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, but I rise above that, and I don't
Speaker 2: care that people think that you're a mug.
Speaker 5: Yeah you know what I mean, So I reckon it's
Speaker 5: your thirties.
Speaker 6: I'm just starting to get to that point where I'm
Speaker 6: at that point of like I just don't care anymore.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I reckon.
Speaker 6: I'm thirty three, so I reckon started around the light
Speaker 6: thirty month.
Speaker 5: I reckon.
Speaker 3: And it's you know, it's play exhausting. It's exhausting trying
Speaker 3: to look good all the time.
Speaker 1: You know what about this? Have you know?
Speaker 5: Andrew? Yeah, it exhausting for trying to look good all
Speaker 5: the time.
Speaker 2: Showering every day, all those types of things. What about
Speaker 2: this ab have you? Have you ever been told this?
Speaker 2: You're so great? Why are you still single?
Speaker 5: Yeah? One all the time?
Speaker 6: What's a gorgeous girl like you doing?
Speaker 5: Still single? Shut up?
Speaker 4: You?
Speaker 6: I said, Actually, I said to someone on bumble Oh
Speaker 6: this was a few months ago. He said, why are
Speaker 6: you still single? And I said, because I'm mentally ill?
Speaker 6: And I thought he was going to delete me and
Speaker 6: block me, but he did and he took it like
Speaker 6: a chap. So shout out to him.
Speaker 3: Let's do this this morning on the back of gen
Speaker 3: or like you look great for your age.
Speaker 5: Shut up.
Speaker 3: That's a backhanded compliment. It's your backhanded compliment. People said
Speaker 3: to you and you've gone. I don't know how to
Speaker 3: feel about that. Part of that hurts my heart, you know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so the big one as well was for me
Speaker 2: with football. Yeah, but you had a pretty good career
Speaker 2: considering you didn't play AFL.
Speaker 1: It's like whack.
Speaker 3: I mean you won for sandful bloody premierships. That's not
Speaker 3: that's not really sneezed at.
Speaker 2: And then when you walk away they go geese. You'd
Speaker 2: give it a lot from one AFL game.
Speaker 5: Let's go to Carli. What are you copping? Carli?
Speaker 7: Well, I'm a teacher of primary school age children and
Speaker 7: we all know that they are the most honest people
Speaker 7: in the world. I have been wearing a mask because
Speaker 7: I live with my dad and my dad's really sick
Speaker 7: at the moment. And one of the kids comes up
Speaker 7: to me and goes, look, no offense, but you look
Speaker 7: so much prettier with the mask on. Yeah, And that
Speaker 7: one broke me a little bit.
Speaker 5: That would hurt my soul. Thank you, Carl.
Speaker 3: I'm sure it's not true, Christy, watch your backhand a
Speaker 3: compliment for I'm a young mum.
Speaker 7: So I'm forty five really two young boys and I
Speaker 7: was out at a party and I someone.
Speaker 1: Walks on the grass, you know, for true kids. No,
Speaker 1: it's not that bad on Okay.
Speaker 3: Something you should never comment on is parenting or a
Speaker 3: woman's body after she's had children.
Speaker 1: Just don't do it, yes, and even I can work
Speaker 1: that out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just just there as you just don't go down
Speaker 3: there exactly right, Catherine, Good morning.
Speaker 4: Hi guys. So my daughter plays baseball and she's fifteen
Speaker 4: and she gets told that she plays really well for
Speaker 4: a girl, and most times she's actually copying it from
Speaker 4: other females, which is even worse.
Speaker 3: Oh no, so our little producers are we Here is
Speaker 3: a fierce feminist and her face looks horrified right now?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, not cool.
Speaker 1: That's curus, norell. What have you got for us?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I had a fat handed comment.
Speaker 7: I was at work because I love quite a bit
Speaker 7: of weight, and all of.
Speaker 6: A sudden a girl came up to me and.
Speaker 2: Said, oh, you look really well.
Speaker 7: Have you put on weights?
Speaker 3: It has to stop, like commenting on people's weight, ever,
Speaker 3: is so unacceptable.
Speaker 2: Don't you think just leave it? Might just find something
Speaker 2: else to talk about. Maybe talk about the weather. It's
Speaker 2: pretty cold at the minton.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and if someone with your emotional intelligence of Andrew
Speaker 3: Hayes can explain that to people, then it's just a
Speaker 3: no go.
Speaker 2: Isn't that what is even going on? Have you seen
Speaker 2: the way that I run? Did you ever see me
Speaker 2: play football earning or the way that I run?
Speaker 5: Yeah, I've seen you run. I saw your running around
Speaker 5: the Union loot the other.
Speaker 2: Day, extremely upright. The way that I run, like real solid,
Speaker 2: high knee lift. So I've had a couple of sessions
Speaker 2: with Henry talk about kids being honest where I've had
Speaker 2: a couple of sprints because we're playing football and he
Speaker 2: will stopping and going Dad.
Speaker 1: No, stop running like an idiot.
Speaker 2: Run properly like this, And I'm trying to explain to
Speaker 2: him that's just how I run. Yeah, the brutalness of youngsters.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's harsh, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't notice your uprightedness when I saw you
Speaker 3: running the other day.
Speaker 5: Of course I didn't know it was a thing. It
Speaker 5: is according to Henry.
Speaker 1: Because Henry, it's going after me. You know. Let's all
Speaker 1: share though.
Speaker 2: If you've got a little example of those backhanded complets,
Speaker 2: still text them through as well.
Speaker 1: I for double nine no nine.
Speaker 3: So you can take us out on a little humble
Speaker 3: brag about how far you run the other day as well?
Speaker 1: What do you well?
Speaker 5: You always go just just dick twenty one guys.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll be sure it actually was nineteen, but it's
Speaker 2: just a number at the end of the day, do.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, that't me much.
Speaker 2: And then I was I always saw for the next
Speaker 2: three days. But a good distance for someone my age.
Speaker 5: Have you checked out? What if dot COM's a top
Speaker 5: ten winter weekend is yet?
Speaker 1: How good is it?
Speaker 3: What tip long systens in there, camera kNs, tweetheads.
Speaker 1: The book you week to get away on the water fat?
Speaker 5: What if it's Aussie for travel?
Speaker 1: Gosh? What days it again? A joke? That's a job, job,
Speaker 1: a terrible job. This is how I just started. On Monday.
Speaker 2: Each and every Monday, valued members of the team each
Speaker 2: bring a joke.
Speaker 3: It puts you in good spirits. That's exactly right. Our
Speaker 3: aim is to please right here, right now and to
Speaker 3: make you.
Speaker 1: Laugh and smile. I just look forward to Abby's joke
Speaker 1: every single.
Speaker 5: Monday this segment.
Speaker 3: We know your feelings and it's like it's like we
Speaker 3: have to drag you in here to participate but anyway,
Speaker 3: you go.
Speaker 1: First, I'll go first.
Speaker 2: If that's okay, go on and really set the tone
Speaker 2: and set the standard.
Speaker 1: All right.
Speaker 2: So on top of what was a large Saturday nights,
Speaker 2: you're going to believe this as well, Joe's So, I
Speaker 2: was on my way home and a man assaulted me
Speaker 2: with a block of cheese and a pint of milk
Speaker 2: as well.
Speaker 1: What seriously, how dairy? Now the nucleus of this job.
Speaker 2: You've got cheese and you've got milk, which were all
Speaker 2: valued commodities of the department.
Speaker 1: The dairy.
Speaker 5: I thought they were cubs or veggies or something.
Speaker 3: Also, the whole point is, if you joke is decent,
Speaker 3: you don't need demand explaining it each and every week.
Speaker 5: AnyWho, Abby, Yeah, sure, we'll be ready.
Speaker 6: A teenager invited her boyfriend over to watch a movie
Speaker 6: at home.
Speaker 5: She turned the lights off.
Speaker 6: When he arrives, the mother walks past in terms and
Speaker 6: back on. This happens a few times until the daughter says,
Speaker 6: what's wrong with the sitting in the dark to watch
Speaker 6: a movie? The mum saunters back and replies, licking the
Speaker 6: light on again.
Speaker 5: Honey, children in.
Speaker 6: The dark cause accidents, but accidents in the dark caused children.
Speaker 1: I get it, Hang on and get it. What's going on?
Speaker 2: Because when you get out there's no lass and you
Speaker 2: walk around you can bump into things.
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, yeah, is that what's going on?
Speaker 5: I think that's it.
Speaker 1: This is what says every week. Ready, ready, John mun Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Speaker 5: A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.
Speaker 3: One of them goes to a family in Egypt and
Speaker 3: is named a male.
Speaker 5: The other goes to a family in Spain. They name
Speaker 5: him one.
Speaker 3: Years later, one sends a picture of himself to his
Speaker 3: birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband
Speaker 3: that she wishes she also had a picture of a mall.
Speaker 5: He responds, they're twins. If you've seen one, you've seen
Speaker 5: them all.
Speaker 1: Words, that's good.
Speaker 2: Joe's round up nicely, Abby, one more quick, go on it.
Speaker 2: A man is just walking to the studio and we're
Speaker 2: all feeling just a little bit sheepish.
Speaker 5: The weekend squads.
Speaker 8: O ye, yes, welcome, great man, great to be here,
Speaker 8: Yes speak weekend. Lots of footy to talk about, thunderbirds amazing,
Speaker 8: so so much good sports to talk about from the weekend.
Speaker 3: Even just very quickly the happy birthday to you. We
Speaker 3: had a big night on Saturday night.
Speaker 5: Guess what happened to me?
Speaker 3: When I got home, we realized we didn't have keys
Speaker 3: to get into the house, so I had to sit
Speaker 3: on the porch in the freezing cold while my husband
Speaker 3: got an uber to my mother in law's to get
Speaker 3: a spare key.
Speaker 5: No, that's the way my night end.
Speaker 1: Where did you leave them?
Speaker 5: I know we just because we ubered it there.
Speaker 3: We didn't take any keys with us, so and the
Speaker 3: kids had used the spare key, Rennie and not put
Speaker 3: it back in the lock box.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness.
Speaker 5: Anyway, happy birthday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was the place, by the way. Because the
Speaker 1: weather wasn't kind.
Speaker 8: The lawn looks like Elizabeth Ovaal you know this time
Speaker 8: of year, after a very wintry day, it was.
Speaker 1: It was chopped up. Yeah, the goal square upon about
Speaker 1: a round tworld.
Speaker 8: Have you got a green thumb? Hazy or Jod's can
Speaker 8: you maybe you know you've got any tips?
Speaker 2: The thought called Jim's mowing. Hey, what do you want
Speaker 2: to start this point? Do you want to start with
Speaker 2: the cricket?
Speaker 8: Let's do that. Yeah, what a great night. Well it
Speaker 8: was rain affected, but I'm loving it. There was a
Speaker 8: bit of Nigel overnight so Oli Robinson was mcquajarra out
Speaker 8: for one hundred and forty one, gave him a sendoff
Speaker 8: absolutely spray, he's just smashed him one hundred and forty
Speaker 8: and he just goes on your bike. But I love it.
Speaker 8: It's a bit of mongrel, bit of feeling in the series.
Speaker 8: They bowl us out for three eighty six, which is
Speaker 8: a lead of just seven, so it's basically all square
Speaker 8: and now they're two for twenty eight in their second innings.
Speaker 8: This game is on two days. If the weather holds,
Speaker 8: I still think will get a result. But it's a
Speaker 8: great test match for what hopefully is going to be
Speaker 8: a good start to the series. And from an essay perspective,
Speaker 8: carey sixty six head made fifty, so pretty solid.
Speaker 1: From the two boys.
Speaker 5: This good stuff, isn't it.
Speaker 2: You need to give credits well to the England and
Speaker 2: where they're going about it, declaring on.
Speaker 8: The first day and you know what, it could come
Speaker 8: back to haunt them, hazy because they probably could have
Speaker 8: made an extra fifty runs, but they take the game
Speaker 8: on and you know what, I did love yesterday when
Speaker 8: they bowled to our lawer order. They had some of
Speaker 8: the most unusual fields but it worked. They tried things differently.
Speaker 8: They're trying to, you know, in courage people to watch
Speaker 8: Test cricket. It's entertaining and they're achieving it. They're making
Speaker 8: the game fun to watch.
Speaker 5: Let's get to the netbull, shall we can we do
Speaker 5: that first?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Now Jody's on, I know, I mean what like, they've
Speaker 8: been struggling the last month. They've been really struggling. But
Speaker 8: they beat the Swifts over there and that means they
Speaker 8: finished second, so double chance they play them again this
Speaker 8: week for a spot in the Grand Final.
Speaker 1: Yeah, huge win on the weekend.
Speaker 3: Se't I won't drill down onto it too much, but
Speaker 3: there are a lot of tactics that play too. Because
Speaker 3: they had up against Remlda aaken who can shoot from
Speaker 3: under the post but cannot shoot a two shots. Yes,
Speaker 3: so what they were doing is when the five minute
Speaker 3: buzzer went, they were swapping out their players to their
Speaker 3: specialist two shots.
Speaker 5: So it was Yeah, it was a really interesting game.
Speaker 3: Thunderbirds will go back to Sydney this weekend and.
Speaker 5: If they win.
Speaker 9: Straight through the Grand Final, which would be enormous, but
Speaker 9: at least they've got that double chance now, yeah, and
Speaker 9: they deserve to finish top two.
Speaker 3: I just don't know where they're going to play if
Speaker 3: it comes back here because I think the entertainments it
Speaker 3: is being used for Disney on ice.
Speaker 1: So if it comes back.
Speaker 8: Here, could they merge the two together? Maybe like that.
Speaker 5: You got to play, but you got to play on
Speaker 5: ice skates.
Speaker 8: Stepping? No, I'm not stepping. I'm just slighting across the floor.
Speaker 5: Yeah, extraordinary, isn't it.
Speaker 8: So yeah, because they would feel that joint out twice
Speaker 8: three times over. Absolutely, but yeah, so look, great win. Nonetheless,
Speaker 8: they worry about that if they get there. But a
Speaker 8: magnificent result on the weekend.
Speaker 2: Hey running some footy as well, obviously the Crows at
Speaker 2: the buy on the weekend. They play Colinward next week.
Speaker 2: I played on Thursday and a huge, huge win. The
Speaker 2: question Wan I'll ask you is can you see them
Speaker 2: making any changes because it's very, very solid talent running
Speaker 2: around in the sample.
Speaker 8: We'll just have a look at what they did yesterday,
Speaker 8: Hazy and I know you're all over it. You're a
Speaker 8: brilliant job with seven with regards to the sample, But me,
Speaker 8: yesterday has twenty six touches, Bergorn has twenty five. Jonah's
Speaker 8: got through again, had twelve touches. Razia Fantasia played pretty
Speaker 8: much just the first half, a couple of goals. They're
Speaker 8: good players, great depth, But I have to change a
Speaker 8: winning side hazy, isn't it. I mean, Junior Weoly didn't
Speaker 8: play last week, so he has to come back in
Speaker 8: probably has to. But Quintin Narkle was exceptional for the power.
Speaker 8: He kicked two goals, thirteen touches, didn't do anything wrong,
Speaker 8: so yeah, probably not hazy. Those guys might just have
Speaker 8: to wait. I think Fantasia they might give another couple
Speaker 8: of weeks anyway. I think Jonas is probably now on
Speaker 8: the outer at the moment, which is rough, but you know,
Speaker 8: that's where they're at. And then just good depth players
Speaker 8: with those other two that I mentioned, but that's just
Speaker 8: where they're at right now.
Speaker 1: It's a good spot to be, great spot, really good
Speaker 1: spot to be.
Speaker 2: And obviously we speak to Ratzia Fantasia every second week.
Speaker 2: He's an absolute favorite of ours three weeks in a
Speaker 2: row now.
Speaker 1: That he's got through, which is really be good to see.
Speaker 8: Yeah, and that's it. He's building the body of work.
Speaker 8: If he can do two more weeks, hazy, he'll play
Speaker 8: at some stage. He's too good to play not to
Speaker 8: and he could be really important come finals time. They've
Speaker 8: got to make the finals. They should finish top two now,
Speaker 8: so it's still there for him. But he just needs
Speaker 8: to keep on playing. There'll be an injury or maybe
Speaker 8: some loss of forum somewhere he'll get a chance.
Speaker 3: Ye, you've lost me now. I'm just imagining Daffy Duck
Speaker 3: on the ass going here.
Speaker 1: If you putting the w D ready before we let
Speaker 1: you go, it's Mondays, you know that. Main's quick little
Speaker 1: joke for us.
Speaker 8: What do you call a fish wearing a bow tie?
Speaker 8: A fish decated the.
Speaker 1: Guest freaking story?
Speaker 3: This town has huge. So the twenty twenty three log
Speaker 3: Awards are getting the Oscars treatment with Channel seven announcing
Speaker 3: TV's Night of Nights. We'll have a host for the
Speaker 3: first time in eleven years. Do you want to guess
Speaker 3: who the host might be?
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm gonna say, is it David kosh.
Speaker 5: Zampang?
Speaker 1: That's good?
Speaker 5: Who said it's a huge honor to be asked host.
Speaker 3: The loadis and while it will be weird not having
Speaker 3: a buzzer or a beer in front of me.
Speaker 5: Hopefully I'm up for the challenge.
Speaker 3: This is him last year, excepting Kitty Flanagan's LOGI on
Speaker 3: her behalf because she couldn't make it.
Speaker 1: The TV week where he goes to Kitty Flanagan.
Speaker 9: Well, Kitty obviously couldn't be here tonight. But Kitty, I know,
Speaker 9: would be mortified that she has won this award considering
Speaker 9: all the nominees you just saw, and should be happy
Speaker 9: to know that it wasn't really a very popular win
Speaker 9: in the room.
Speaker 2: Sampang is amongst the very very select group of comedians
Speaker 2: in this country who was so bloody seriously funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it's just his deadpan delivery. And they've just
Speaker 3: released the list of nominees, so this is the Gold
Speaker 3: Logi list.
Speaker 5: Shocking Lee Hamish.
Speaker 3: But Blake Julia Morris, Lee Sales from seven thirty in
Speaker 3: Australian Story on the ABC, Mark Cole Smith from the ABC,
Speaker 3: Osha Gunsberg from The Bachelor's and Sean mckayoff and.
Speaker 1: Sonya Kogan Early prediction, Who have you got?
Speaker 5: Krem Della cremh Probably Hamish? I mean, is there anything
Speaker 5: that man can't do?
Speaker 2: No one's going to play an they nah, no, absolutely
Speaker 2: not Juicy Australia.
Speaker 5: We have a new Ashes villain.
Speaker 3: So the first test is teetering on a knife edge
Speaker 3: as we close down on day three and I think
Speaker 3: rain might have closed play early.
Speaker 2: Yeah that mister heaper player yesterday because of rain, which
Speaker 2: is annoying.
Speaker 3: But the biggest drama happened early in the day with
Speaker 3: England's Ollie Robinson being called out by cricket fans following
Speaker 3: his over the top send off after dismissing Ulsmand Kowaja
Speaker 3: who made like three thousand runs. Yeah, no, he made
Speaker 3: about one hundred and forty. And then he's given him
Speaker 3: a mouthful on the way out.
Speaker 1: This is the thing.
Speaker 2: This is the thing about situations like this, where I mean,
Speaker 2: is he saying, ah, I got you, You're my victim,
Speaker 2: and then it goes I just I just scored one
Speaker 2: hundred and.
Speaker 3: Forty mate, I was like nine runs short of a
Speaker 3: century and a half.
Speaker 1: Shut up, mate, ridiculous. We love a villain, particularly the Ashes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there's a lot of chirping that goes on.
Speaker 2: Yeah, absolutely, a lot of chirf there would be, and
Speaker 2: that's just the barmie Army.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh my gosh. So when I went to the Ashes,
Speaker 3: me and a couple of the other wags thought it
Speaker 3: would be a really good idea to run past that stand.
Speaker 5: Oh my god.
Speaker 3: To think the sheer amount of abuse we got on
Speaker 3: the way past, I was like, oh my god, this
Speaker 3: is the worst decision I've ever made.
Speaker 2: Like fun abuse or stuff that really makes you go,
Speaker 2: I'm quite offended in my eyes.
Speaker 1: A leaking.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was horrible because we ran past with the
Speaker 3: Aussie flag thinking that would be fun.
Speaker 2: Well on earth did you think that would be a
Speaker 2: good idea?
Speaker 5: Because I was twenty one and an indjit.
Speaker 1: Can you say who was you with?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 3: It was with Tracy Bevan and Jay McGrath, actually all
Speaker 3: three of us little.
Speaker 1: Blondies round who were good stuff.
Speaker 3: Corney Kardashian has revealed she's pregnant in a very sweet
Speaker 3: and public way. So Courtney's husband is Travis Barker. He
Speaker 3: was playing a set with his band Blink one eight two,
Speaker 3: and Courtney had been pictured in the crowd holding up
Speaker 3: a sign with the happy news Travis, I'm pregnant. Producers
Speaker 3: a we can you jump on the mic and explain
Speaker 3: the significance of this sign please okay.
Speaker 10: So Travis was playing with Blink one eight two in
Speaker 10: this show and in the Blink one eight two film
Speaker 10: clip for All the Small Things, in the crowd of
Speaker 10: one of their performances, a chick holds up a side
Speaker 10: it says, Travis, I'm pregnant. So Courtney came to the
Speaker 10: show and he said, Travis, I'm pregnant.
Speaker 1: And he was like, it's just a joke, joke, not really,
Speaker 1: just a bit of fun.
Speaker 3: Yeah, oh I get the joke because that's from the
Speaker 3: film clip.
Speaker 5: But you're not really marry then, are you?
Speaker 2: Very good stuff, Travis, Bark's still getting done as well
Speaker 2: with the Blink one or two boys, All.
Speaker 5: The Small Things, one of the greatest songs have all done.
Speaker 2: It really is. It's up there. It is the song
Speaker 2: of a generation of youth.
Speaker 5: Oh isn't it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? So true? And you built a time machine on
Speaker 1: this days. Yeah know what you're thinking, he's thinking, Oh, drag,
Speaker 1: it's a Monday. Well, don't think like that.
Speaker 2: Embrace it, get amongst it, and inject that little damage
Speaker 2: brain of yours with some knowledge.
Speaker 1: It's time to repair and recuperate.
Speaker 5: Why do you presume everyone's as bad as you on
Speaker 5: the weekend.
Speaker 2: I just assume everyone had twenty five yeers on Saturday night?
Speaker 1: What was that? Just me? Happy birthday, Tom Rain? Oh boy,
Speaker 1: let's not do it forty there.
Speaker 2: Ever, again, let's go back to the nineteenth of June
Speaker 2: in nineteen eighty three. Maclamore his real name is Ben Taggetty,
Speaker 2: Big bad Benny Boy.
Speaker 5: That's certainly not as cool as Rockster.
Speaker 1: Born in Washington. Today's his fortieth birthday.
Speaker 5: Forty cheap de bed.
Speaker 2: He's done very, very well along with Bryan Lewis, and
Speaker 2: everyone's like, what Ryan lewis even doing? Everything is Maclamore
Speaker 2: and Ryan Lewis's produced.
Speaker 1: Probably the brains in the operation.
Speaker 3: Ryan's taken his wagon and hitched to Maclamore's back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well that's a good cash.
Speaker 2: Nineteen seventy eight, Garfield the Cat made his comic debut.
Speaker 1: Ladies and Settlement, Gofield and Friends. I loved Garfield as
Speaker 1: a kid, I love Garfield. I used to get up
Speaker 1: early in the morning and watch Garfield on Cheese TV.
Speaker 2: Going to Beckham Public School, Yes, Garfield. I used to
Speaker 2: recollect all the comic books as well.
Speaker 1: What we did learn is that John, the owner. John
Speaker 1: was a massive loser.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, yeah, he's always trying to lock down Liz
Speaker 2: go on his dates.
Speaker 1: He couldn't quite get it.
Speaker 5: He never quite sealed the deal.
Speaker 3: Also, what was interesting about Garfield was his best friend Odie.
Speaker 3: Who would have known when I was a kid loving
Speaker 3: Garfield and little Odie was there.
Speaker 5: And then one day I'm becoming Audie. Yeah, similar to Odie.
Speaker 2: We're gonna say some of brain capacity because that would
Speaker 2: be awful because Odie he had some issue.
Speaker 1: He wasn't much going on and note his head no, yeah,
Speaker 1: bless him though.
Speaker 2: Two thousand and three, Chrispycame Donuts opened their first door
Speaker 2: in Australia in Penrith and New South Wales. I was
Speaker 2: in year twelve at the time and I was in
Speaker 2: Sydney at the time, and you better believe we made
Speaker 2: a couple of trips of Penwrith ago someone with donuts.
Speaker 5: It's just the hypes around in Krispy Kreams.
Speaker 3: When it first came to Adelaide as well, like the
Speaker 3: lineup on Port Road, it was outrageous.
Speaker 5: It's like guys hang in their six months, they'll be
Speaker 5: at the airport. You can just crab them an.
Speaker 2: W want Yeah, like this thing's going to expand, it
Speaker 2: would seem Yeah. Twenty fifteen, Pixars animated film Inside Out
Speaker 2: is released.
Speaker 1: Okay, good, but it's no series like Cars was Lightning McQueen.
Speaker 2: I am speed Pixar though, geez, I mean they're basically
Speaker 2: raising my children.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good on them, Good on them. I appreciate that,
Speaker 1: thanks guys.
Speaker 2: Number one song on June sixteen, two thousand and four
Speaker 2: was a Superstar by Jamelia. Fun fact about Jamelia is
Speaker 2: that there's no fun facts about Jimina. This was Jamilia's
Speaker 2: grand final. Now I was a little bit dustier saying
Speaker 2: it's a little bit sore in the head. Yeah, could
Speaker 2: be worse. I could mean like this person or body
Speaker 2: that they found in Texas not too long ago. Police
Speaker 2: investigating the discovery of a woman's body in Texas have
Speaker 2: determined that the deceased victim was in fact a sex doll.
Speaker 2: You didn't know where that was going, did you? Every
Speaker 2: single time you're like, where's this going to go? It
Speaker 2: always comes back to the deceased sex doles.
Speaker 5: Hang on what happened?
Speaker 2: Authorities in Harris County made a strange discovery. On Wednesday,
Speaker 2: they were called to a residence after a body was
Speaker 2: found on the premises. However, upon closer inspection, the official
Speaker 2: determined it was in fact a sexal.
Speaker 1: False call on this one.
Speaker 2: Upon closer inspection, it's not a body, Harry's County Sheriff
Speaker 2: Ed Gonzales said hours later, Oh, come on the silicon
Speaker 2: sext dole was only wearing a pink bra and underwear
Speaker 2: at the time it was found.
Speaker 1: It was also dismembered, which is very very strange. Oh weird.
Speaker 2: But more importantly, as Ed Gonzale said, upon closer inspection,
Speaker 2: it was just a sex dole. Oh god, oh the
Speaker 2: relief A thirteen twenty four to ten. How many times
Speaker 2: you've found a body and it turns out to be.
Speaker 1: A sex doll? Don't you hate that? All the phones
Speaker 1: are yep, oh yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: Texts too overhall double owe none one nine.
Speaker 5: Did you find a sex doll that you thought was
Speaker 5: a dead person.
Speaker 1: I watched the phone lines absolutely light up.
Speaker 3: It's so weird that this should come up today because
Speaker 3: I went.
Speaker 1: On International Sex all day. It's not it's not.
Speaker 3: I went around to your house yesterday and I thought, oh,
Speaker 3: my God, that's that's a corpse. And then on a
Speaker 3: closer inspection, I poked you when I went, oh, no,
Speaker 3: it's just it's just Hazy style.
Speaker 1: We're in pink underwear as well.
Speaker 3: Tomorrow big show, we're going to catch up with the
Speaker 3: Hilltop Hoods if you don't mind you claim to be
Speaker 3: friends with one of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll see how that goes with Dan Smith also
Speaker 2: have it on Hazy So we launched this morning. That's
Speaker 2: how we're going to head along to Lewis Capaldi tomorrow.
Speaker 2: From tomorrow we're going to be giving tickets away, so
Speaker 2: you need to hang around for that and.
Speaker 3: Also make sure you interistered for pay your bills. We
Speaker 3: paid someone's mortgage in the month today, wasn't it three grand?
Speaker 1: Really good stuff.