WEBVTT - No Offence But F*** You 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:01.000 Welcome to the podcast. 0:00:01.000 --> 0:00:04.160 You filthy animals, And i'd say filthy animals, I mean wholesome, 0:00:04.280 --> 0:00:05.600 absolutely perfect. 0:00:05.320 --> 0:00:07.360 People, good stuff, because you don't want to give anyone 0:00:07.360 --> 0:00:08.760 a backhanded compliment, do you? 0:00:08.840 --> 0:00:08.879 No? 0:00:09.200 --> 0:00:11.040 I mean, don't take this the wrong way jokes. 0:00:12.760 --> 0:00:16.520 Every sentence that's ever started with that phrase is going 0:00:16.560 --> 0:00:18.720 to be some sort of thinly value abuse. 0:00:18.800 --> 0:00:25.400 Say not offense, but you I said, not offans. It's 0:00:25.440 --> 0:00:25.880 all good. 0:00:26.239 --> 0:00:28.880 Oh, it's fine, that cancels it out. I enjoy the podcast. 0:00:29.560 --> 0:00:30.040 Hey Friends. 0:00:30.040 --> 0:00:32.560 Star Jennifer Aniston has had a bit of a vent 0:00:32.720 --> 0:00:34.880 and a bit of a rant about a commonly used 0:00:34.960 --> 0:00:38.640 compliment that drives her bananas. So speaking to British Vogue, 0:00:38.720 --> 0:00:42.560 she said, the phrase you look great for your age 0:00:43.120 --> 0:00:47.040 should be you look great period. She said, that's a 0:00:47.080 --> 0:00:49.400 habit of society that we have these markers like well 0:00:49.400 --> 0:00:53.320 that stage so for your age. I don't even understand 0:00:53.360 --> 0:00:55.120 what it means. I'm in better shape than I was 0:00:55.120 --> 0:00:58.040 in my twenties. I feel better in mind, body and spirit. 0:00:58.280 --> 0:01:00.200 It's all one hundred percent better. 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:02.640 Right, Okay, thought's about that. 0:01:02.760 --> 0:01:05.000 Yeah, I can understand we're saying, because what should you 0:01:05.200 --> 0:01:08.040 not look this good? Or does that mean you actually 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:10.200 don't look that good, but considering how old you are, 0:01:10.440 --> 0:01:11.120 you're not too bad. 0:01:11.240 --> 0:01:14.400 I just don't like the sentiment that the only level 0:01:14.440 --> 0:01:16.360 of attractiveness is youth. 0:01:16.920 --> 0:01:18.640 That's the marker that's been used here. 0:01:18.920 --> 0:01:21.319 Yeah, so, and it really got me thinking about my 0:01:21.440 --> 0:01:24.400 looks now compared to being in my twenties. So when 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:28.399 you're in your twenties, I think producers you'll agree, you 0:01:28.480 --> 0:01:30.440 sort of get a sense that your looks at your commodity, 0:01:30.680 --> 0:01:33.600 that that's your currency in life, especially as a female, 0:01:34.000 --> 0:01:36.560 and you're obsessed with being a bit thin and attractive 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:39.000 and all those sorts of things. And I don't know 0:01:39.080 --> 0:01:42.280 when it happened, or why it happened, or how it happened, 0:01:42.760 --> 0:01:43.559 but now I. 0:01:43.520 --> 0:01:48.920 Just don't care. I really like I used to, because. 0:01:48.760 --> 0:01:50.800 Particularly in my other job where you're on the telly, 0:01:50.920 --> 0:01:52.640 I used to do the tanning and get the hair 0:01:52.680 --> 0:01:55.560 done every couple of months, and lashes and all that 0:01:55.560 --> 0:01:56.240 sort of stuff. 0:01:56.520 --> 0:01:59.600 I just don't want to look bad on the telly. Now. 0:02:00.320 --> 0:02:02.480 If C plus is the past, then I'll take it. 0:02:03.120 --> 0:02:07.160 And I don't know why that switch happened, but quite seriously, 0:02:07.400 --> 0:02:09.839 I just feel like now I want people to find 0:02:09.840 --> 0:02:13.200 me attractive because they think I'm kind, or they think 0:02:13.240 --> 0:02:15.600 I light up a room, or they think I'm funny, 0:02:16.360 --> 0:02:17.400 or I've got a good heart. 0:02:17.840 --> 0:02:19.600 It's all those things now that. 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:22.920 Make me want people to find me attractive for those reasons. 0:02:23.280 --> 0:02:24.720 And like, I still work out, but I don't work 0:02:24.720 --> 0:02:26.560 out because I want to be a size six. I 0:02:26.639 --> 0:02:29.440 work out because it's good mentally and it's good for 0:02:29.520 --> 0:02:32.080 my body, and it's yeah, the mental health side is 0:02:32.120 --> 0:02:32.560 more for me. 0:02:32.919 --> 0:02:35.200 Yeah. I like how you just don't care at all. 0:02:35.280 --> 0:02:38.080 Sometimes like a Wednesday morning and Jodie walks in shido 0:02:38.160 --> 0:02:41.079 and she's completely naked, Like Jodes, what's. 0:02:40.919 --> 0:02:44.119 Going on with no clothes? And I don't care anymore. 0:02:44.200 --> 0:02:47.239 I'm so free, I'm so in touch with my spirituality. 0:02:47.240 --> 0:02:49.320 If I want to be naked, I will be. But yeah, 0:02:49.360 --> 0:02:51.520 it's a really interesting one. And she was also Jennifer 0:02:51.639 --> 0:02:54.400 was saying that she had these I have to do 0:02:54.440 --> 0:02:57.720 a minimum pounding, pounding, pounding, forty five minutes of hard cardio. 0:02:57.760 --> 0:02:59.359 Otherwise I haven't had a good workout, and she said, 0:02:59.360 --> 0:03:01.160 then her body just broke down and got injured. 0:03:01.600 --> 0:03:03.960 So now she does a lot more gentle stuff, which 0:03:04.000 --> 0:03:04.800 was interesting as well. 0:03:04.880 --> 0:03:09.000 Yeah, but just the old backhanded compliment, Like I've learned 0:03:09.000 --> 0:03:12.160 not to even expect compliments from you because they're never 0:03:12.320 --> 0:03:13.239 ever forthcoming. 0:03:14.000 --> 0:03:17.440 That's really not fair because I'm genuinely doing my best. 0:03:17.600 --> 0:03:21.320 I know you try, but yeah, the old backhanded compliment. 0:03:21.360 --> 0:03:23.840 I get this one a lot. So people will come 0:03:23.919 --> 0:03:25.600 up to me in the street and go, oh my god, 0:03:25.919 --> 0:03:28.240 you look so much better in real life than you do. 0:03:28.240 --> 0:03:31.000 On the Telly, so supposed to me that you futured 0:03:31.040 --> 0:03:31.359 on TV. 0:03:31.560 --> 0:03:33.840 That's exactly what I say to people now, Yeah, so 0:03:33.919 --> 0:03:35.720 what are you saying? I look like a pig on 0:03:35.760 --> 0:03:36.160 the Telly? 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:36.560 Yeah? 0:03:36.680 --> 0:03:39.200 Great, thanks nicer in real life. I'm sort of glad 0:03:39.240 --> 0:03:42.400 it's not the other way around. Anyone who ever starts 0:03:43.240 --> 0:03:45.600 I sentence off with the words, no, you take this 0:03:45.680 --> 0:03:47.680 the wrong way, no offense, No offense. 0:03:48.160 --> 0:03:49.400 It's always offensive. 0:03:50.160 --> 0:03:52.160 And this one is, well, I really like how people 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:53.640 you don't care what people think of you. 0:03:56.280 --> 0:03:59.640 That means in general, you're probably a bit of a mug. 0:04:00.080 --> 0:04:03.080 Yeah yeah, but I rise above that, and I don't 0:04:03.080 --> 0:04:04.560 care that people think that you're a mug. 0:04:04.680 --> 0:04:06.440 Yeah you know what I mean, So I reckon it's 0:04:06.480 --> 0:04:07.119 your thirties. 0:04:07.360 --> 0:04:09.480 I'm just starting to get to that point where I'm 0:04:09.480 --> 0:04:11.720 at that point of like I just don't care anymore. 0:04:11.880 --> 0:04:13.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, I reckon. 0:04:13.240 --> 0:04:16.480 I'm thirty three, so I reckon started around the light 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:17.080 thirty month. 0:04:17.680 --> 0:04:18.200 I reckon. 0:04:18.320 --> 0:04:21.920 And it's you know, it's play exhausting. It's exhausting trying 0:04:21.920 --> 0:04:23.120 to look good all the time. 0:04:23.440 --> 0:04:25.279 You know what about this? Have you know? 0:04:25.360 --> 0:04:28.800 Andrew? Yeah, it exhausting for trying to look good all 0:04:28.839 --> 0:04:29.240 the time. 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:31.720 Showering every day, all those types of things. What about 0:04:31.760 --> 0:04:33.520 this ab have you? Have you ever been told this? 0:04:33.640 --> 0:04:35.159 You're so great? Why are you still single? 0:04:35.480 --> 0:04:37.440 Yeah? One all the time? 0:04:37.880 --> 0:04:39.720 What's a gorgeous girl like you doing? 0:04:39.760 --> 0:04:41.240 Still single? Shut up? 0:04:43.400 --> 0:04:43.440 You? 0:04:43.640 --> 0:04:47.040 I said, Actually, I said to someone on bumble Oh 0:04:47.080 --> 0:04:48.560 this was a few months ago. He said, why are 0:04:48.600 --> 0:04:50.440 you still single? And I said, because I'm mentally ill? 0:04:50.720 --> 0:04:52.640 And I thought he was going to delete me and 0:04:52.760 --> 0:04:54.320 block me, but he did and he took it like 0:04:54.360 --> 0:04:56.080 a chap. So shout out to him. 0:04:57.800 --> 0:04:59.800 Let's do this this morning on the back of gen 0:05:00.320 --> 0:05:01.680 or like you look great for your age. 0:05:01.720 --> 0:05:02.120 Shut up. 0:05:02.120 --> 0:05:05.880 That's a backhanded compliment. It's your backhanded compliment. People said 0:05:05.920 --> 0:05:07.839 to you and you've gone. I don't know how to 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:11.680 feel about that. Part of that hurts my heart, you know. 0:05:12.000 --> 0:05:14.400 Yeah, so the big one as well was for me 0:05:14.520 --> 0:05:16.839 with football. Yeah, but you had a pretty good career 0:05:16.920 --> 0:05:18.120 considering you didn't play AFL. 0:05:20.120 --> 0:05:20.920 It's like whack. 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:25.080 I mean you won for sandful bloody premierships. That's not 0:05:25.240 --> 0:05:26.400 that's not really sneezed at. 0:05:26.520 --> 0:05:28.560 And then when you walk away they go geese. You'd 0:05:28.560 --> 0:05:30.520 give it a lot from one AFL game. 0:05:32.600 --> 0:05:34.400 Let's go to Carli. What are you copping? Carli? 0:05:35.279 --> 0:05:38.599 Well, I'm a teacher of primary school age children and 0:05:38.640 --> 0:05:40.719 we all know that they are the most honest people 0:05:40.760 --> 0:05:43.919 in the world. I have been wearing a mask because 0:05:43.960 --> 0:05:45.640 I live with my dad and my dad's really sick 0:05:45.640 --> 0:05:48.159 at the moment. And one of the kids comes up 0:05:48.200 --> 0:05:51.000 to me and goes, look, no offense, but you look 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:55.159 so much prettier with the mask on. Yeah, And that 0:05:55.200 --> 0:05:56.200 one broke me a little bit. 0:05:58.400 --> 0:06:01.799 That would hurt my soul. Thank you, Carl. 0:06:02.320 --> 0:06:05.919 I'm sure it's not true, Christy, watch your backhand a 0:06:05.920 --> 0:06:08.560 compliment for I'm a young mum. 0:06:08.680 --> 0:06:12.080 So I'm forty five really two young boys and I 0:06:12.200 --> 0:06:15.080 was out at a party and I someone. 0:06:14.880 --> 0:06:16.720 Walks on the grass, you know, for true kids. No, 0:06:16.760 --> 0:06:20.640 it's not that bad on Okay. 0:06:20.680 --> 0:06:24.560 Something you should never comment on is parenting or a 0:06:24.920 --> 0:06:26.679 woman's body after she's had children. 0:06:27.120 --> 0:06:29.680 Just don't do it, yes, and even I can work 0:06:29.720 --> 0:06:30.039 that out. 0:06:30.240 --> 0:06:32.479 Yeah, just just there as you just don't go down 0:06:32.520 --> 0:06:35.080 there exactly right, Catherine, Good morning. 0:06:35.320 --> 0:06:40.400 Hi guys. So my daughter plays baseball and she's fifteen 0:06:40.440 --> 0:06:42.279 and she gets told that she plays really well for 0:06:42.320 --> 0:06:46.560 a girl, and most times she's actually copying it from 0:06:46.560 --> 0:06:48.279 other females, which is even worse. 0:06:48.720 --> 0:06:52.240 Oh no, so our little producers are we Here is 0:06:52.279 --> 0:06:55.000 a fierce feminist and her face looks horrified right now? 0:06:55.920 --> 0:06:59.200 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, not cool. 0:06:59.600 --> 0:07:02.280 That's curus, norell. What have you got for us? 0:07:02.440 --> 0:07:02.680 Yeah? 0:07:02.839 --> 0:07:04.200 I had a fat handed comment. 0:07:04.320 --> 0:07:06.400 I was at work because I love quite a bit 0:07:06.400 --> 0:07:08.440 of weight, and all of. 0:07:08.360 --> 0:07:11.320 A sudden a girl came up to me and. 0:07:11.400 --> 0:07:13.800 Said, oh, you look really well. 0:07:14.360 --> 0:07:17.040 Have you put on weights? 0:07:18.520 --> 0:07:22.560 It has to stop, like commenting on people's weight, ever, 0:07:22.800 --> 0:07:23.760 is so unacceptable. 0:07:23.800 --> 0:07:26.080 Don't you think just leave it? Might just find something 0:07:26.080 --> 0:07:28.120 else to talk about. Maybe talk about the weather. It's 0:07:28.120 --> 0:07:28.960 pretty cold at the minton. 0:07:29.000 --> 0:07:31.760 Yeah, and if someone with your emotional intelligence of Andrew 0:07:31.800 --> 0:07:34.000 Hayes can explain that to people, then it's just a 0:07:34.080 --> 0:07:34.280 no go. 0:07:34.480 --> 0:07:36.520 Isn't that what is even going on? Have you seen 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:39.360 the way that I run? Did you ever see me 0:07:39.600 --> 0:07:41.160 play football earning or the way that I run? 0:07:42.200 --> 0:07:44.280 Yeah, I've seen you run. I saw your running around 0:07:44.280 --> 0:07:45.240 the Union loot the other. 0:07:45.160 --> 0:07:48.880 Day, extremely upright. The way that I run, like real solid, 0:07:48.960 --> 0:07:51.400 high knee lift. So I've had a couple of sessions 0:07:51.400 --> 0:07:54.680 with Henry talk about kids being honest where I've had 0:07:54.680 --> 0:07:56.840 a couple of sprints because we're playing football and he 0:07:56.840 --> 0:07:58.120 will stopping and going Dad. 0:07:58.320 --> 0:08:00.000 No, stop running like an idiot. 0:08:00.120 --> 0:08:02.880 Run properly like this, And I'm trying to explain to 0:08:02.920 --> 0:08:06.240 him that's just how I run. Yeah, the brutalness of youngsters. 0:08:06.320 --> 0:08:07.560 Yes, that's harsh, isn't it. 0:08:07.720 --> 0:08:10.680 Yeah, I didn't notice your uprightedness when I saw you 0:08:10.760 --> 0:08:11.480 running the other day. 0:08:11.560 --> 0:08:13.560 Of course I didn't know it was a thing. It 0:08:13.600 --> 0:08:14.800 is according to Henry. 0:08:14.480 --> 0:08:17.840 Because Henry, it's going after me. You know. Let's all 0:08:17.840 --> 0:08:18.200 share though. 0:08:18.200 --> 0:08:20.520 If you've got a little example of those backhanded complets, 0:08:20.560 --> 0:08:21.480 still text them through as well. 0:08:21.480 --> 0:08:23.400 I for double nine no nine. 0:08:23.400 --> 0:08:24.920 So you can take us out on a little humble 0:08:25.000 --> 0:08:27.000 brag about how far you run the other day as well? 0:08:27.040 --> 0:08:27.720 What do you well? 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:30.360 You always go just just dick twenty one guys. 0:08:30.080 --> 0:08:32.680 Well, I'll be sure it actually was nineteen, but it's 0:08:32.720 --> 0:08:34.200 just a number at the end of the day, do. 0:08:34.200 --> 0:08:34.760 You know what I mean? 0:08:35.000 --> 0:08:36.400 Yeah, yeah, that't me much. 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:38.719 And then I was I always saw for the next 0:08:38.800 --> 0:08:41.320 three days. But a good distance for someone my age. 0:08:43.040 --> 0:08:44.920 Have you checked out? What if dot COM's a top 0:08:45.040 --> 0:08:46.840 ten winter weekend is yet? 0:08:46.840 --> 0:08:47.400 How good is it? 0:08:47.480 --> 0:08:51.800 What tip long systens in there, camera kNs, tweetheads. 0:08:51.160 --> 0:08:52.920 The book you week to get away on the water fat? 0:08:53.240 --> 0:08:54.520 What if it's Aussie for travel? 0:08:54.800 --> 0:09:00.280 Gosh? What days it again? A joke? That's a job, job, 0:09:01.040 --> 0:09:04.280 a terrible job. This is how I just started. On Monday. 0:09:04.320 --> 0:09:08.160 Each and every Monday, valued members of the team each 0:09:08.200 --> 0:09:08.800 bring a joke. 0:09:08.920 --> 0:09:11.360 It puts you in good spirits. That's exactly right. Our 0:09:11.400 --> 0:09:14.040 aim is to please right here, right now and to 0:09:14.120 --> 0:09:14.400 make you. 0:09:14.480 --> 0:09:17.760 Laugh and smile. I just look forward to Abby's joke 0:09:18.160 --> 0:09:19.280 every single. 0:09:19.000 --> 0:09:20.000 Monday this segment. 0:09:20.960 --> 0:09:24.920 We know your feelings and it's like it's like we 0:09:25.000 --> 0:09:28.080 have to drag you in here to participate but anyway, 0:09:28.400 --> 0:09:28.560 you go. 0:09:28.559 --> 0:09:29.280 First, I'll go first. 0:09:29.280 --> 0:09:31.559 If that's okay, go on and really set the tone 0:09:31.559 --> 0:09:32.480 and set the standard. 0:09:33.480 --> 0:09:33.840 All right. 0:09:33.960 --> 0:09:36.760 So on top of what was a large Saturday nights, 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:39.400 you're going to believe this as well, Joe's So, I 0:09:39.480 --> 0:09:41.959 was on my way home and a man assaulted me 0:09:42.040 --> 0:09:44.720 with a block of cheese and a pint of milk 0:09:44.760 --> 0:09:45.160 as well. 0:09:45.360 --> 0:09:53.160 What seriously, how dairy? Now the nucleus of this job. 0:09:54.920 --> 0:09:58.679 You've got cheese and you've got milk, which were all 0:09:58.800 --> 0:10:00.920 valued commodities of the department. 0:10:02.080 --> 0:10:03.000 The dairy. 0:10:03.360 --> 0:10:05.920 I thought they were cubs or veggies or something. 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:09.560 Also, the whole point is, if you joke is decent, 0:10:09.640 --> 0:10:11.920 you don't need demand explaining it each and every week. 0:10:11.960 --> 0:10:16.600 AnyWho, Abby, Yeah, sure, we'll be ready. 0:10:17.360 --> 0:10:20.959 A teenager invited her boyfriend over to watch a movie 0:10:21.120 --> 0:10:21.680 at home. 0:10:22.320 --> 0:10:23.240 She turned the lights off. 0:10:23.280 --> 0:10:25.319 When he arrives, the mother walks past in terms and 0:10:25.400 --> 0:10:27.840 back on. This happens a few times until the daughter says, 0:10:27.840 --> 0:10:29.280 what's wrong with the sitting in the dark to watch 0:10:29.320 --> 0:10:32.560 a movie? The mum saunters back and replies, licking the 0:10:32.640 --> 0:10:33.280 light on again. 0:10:33.600 --> 0:10:34.480 Honey, children in. 0:10:34.480 --> 0:10:37.800 The dark cause accidents, but accidents in the dark caused children. 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:44.680 I get it, Hang on and get it. What's going on? 0:10:46.880 --> 0:10:48.360 Because when you get out there's no lass and you 0:10:48.400 --> 0:10:49.720 walk around you can bump into things. 0:10:49.760 --> 0:10:51.360 Sure, yeah, yeah, is that what's going on? 0:10:54.120 --> 0:10:55.000 I think that's it. 0:10:55.840 --> 0:11:09.760 This is what says every week. Ready, ready, John mun Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. 0:11:10.480 --> 0:11:12.880 A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. 0:11:13.280 --> 0:11:15.640 One of them goes to a family in Egypt and 0:11:15.760 --> 0:11:16.920 is named a male. 0:11:17.840 --> 0:11:20.280 The other goes to a family in Spain. They name 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:21.079 him one. 0:11:21.880 --> 0:11:24.440 Years later, one sends a picture of himself to his 0:11:24.480 --> 0:11:27.560 birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband 0:11:27.559 --> 0:11:29.680 that she wishes she also had a picture of a mall. 0:11:30.200 --> 0:11:33.320 He responds, they're twins. If you've seen one, you've seen 0:11:33.360 --> 0:11:33.640 them all. 0:11:38.080 --> 0:11:39.640 Words, that's good. 0:11:39.840 --> 0:11:44.160 Joe's round up nicely, Abby, one more quick, go on it. 0:11:46.640 --> 0:11:49.000 A man is just walking to the studio and we're 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:51.280 all feeling just a little bit sheepish. 0:11:51.400 --> 0:11:52.960 The weekend squads. 0:11:55.280 --> 0:11:59.320 O ye, yes, welcome, great man, great to be here, 0:11:59.440 --> 0:12:02.800 Yes speak weekend. Lots of footy to talk about, thunderbirds amazing, 0:12:03.040 --> 0:12:05.880 so so much good sports to talk about from the weekend. 0:12:05.840 --> 0:12:08.520 Even just very quickly the happy birthday to you. We 0:12:08.559 --> 0:12:10.200 had a big night on Saturday night. 0:12:10.240 --> 0:12:11.000 Guess what happened to me? 0:12:11.040 --> 0:12:13.280 When I got home, we realized we didn't have keys 0:12:13.320 --> 0:12:15.680 to get into the house, so I had to sit 0:12:15.800 --> 0:12:17.960 on the porch in the freezing cold while my husband 0:12:17.960 --> 0:12:20.160 got an uber to my mother in law's to get 0:12:20.200 --> 0:12:20.840 a spare key. 0:12:20.960 --> 0:12:22.640 No, that's the way my night end. 0:12:22.679 --> 0:12:23.520 Where did you leave them? 0:12:23.880 --> 0:12:25.640 I know we just because we ubered it there. 0:12:26.000 --> 0:12:28.839 We didn't take any keys with us, so and the 0:12:29.000 --> 0:12:31.720 kids had used the spare key, Rennie and not put 0:12:31.720 --> 0:12:32.760 it back in the lock box. 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:33.880 Oh my goodness. 0:12:34.040 --> 0:12:34.960 Anyway, happy birthday. 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:39.040 Yeah, that was the place, by the way. Because the 0:12:39.120 --> 0:12:40.120 weather wasn't kind. 0:12:40.559 --> 0:12:44.840 The lawn looks like Elizabeth Ovaal you know this time 0:12:44.880 --> 0:12:47.240 of year, after a very wintry day, it was. 0:12:47.280 --> 0:12:49.600 It was chopped up. Yeah, the goal square upon about 0:12:49.600 --> 0:12:50.160 a round tworld. 0:12:50.360 --> 0:12:52.319 Have you got a green thumb? Hazy or Jod's can 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:54.600 you maybe you know you've got any tips? 0:12:54.840 --> 0:13:01.040 The thought called Jim's mowing. Hey, what do you want 0:13:01.040 --> 0:13:02.280 to start this point? Do you want to start with 0:13:02.320 --> 0:13:02.880 the cricket? 0:13:03.040 --> 0:13:05.400 Let's do that. Yeah, what a great night. Well it 0:13:05.440 --> 0:13:07.200 was rain affected, but I'm loving it. There was a 0:13:07.200 --> 0:13:10.000 bit of Nigel overnight so Oli Robinson was mcquajarra out 0:13:10.000 --> 0:13:11.760 for one hundred and forty one, gave him a sendoff 0:13:11.880 --> 0:13:14.559 absolutely spray, he's just smashed him one hundred and forty 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:16.680 and he just goes on your bike. But I love it. 0:13:16.679 --> 0:13:19.280 It's a bit of mongrel, bit of feeling in the series. 0:13:19.600 --> 0:13:21.560 They bowl us out for three eighty six, which is 0:13:21.559 --> 0:13:23.680 a lead of just seven, so it's basically all square 0:13:23.720 --> 0:13:26.600 and now they're two for twenty eight in their second innings. 0:13:26.640 --> 0:13:29.160 This game is on two days. If the weather holds, 0:13:29.200 --> 0:13:31.160 I still think will get a result. But it's a 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:33.560 great test match for what hopefully is going to be 0:13:33.600 --> 0:13:35.800 a good start to the series. And from an essay perspective, 0:13:35.880 --> 0:13:39.160 carey sixty six head made fifty, so pretty solid. 0:13:38.960 --> 0:13:39.520 From the two boys. 0:13:39.559 --> 0:13:40.480 This good stuff, isn't it. 0:13:40.920 --> 0:13:42.360 You need to give credits well to the England and 0:13:42.360 --> 0:13:43.760 where they're going about it, declaring on. 0:13:43.720 --> 0:13:46.440 The first day and you know what, it could come 0:13:46.480 --> 0:13:48.040 back to haunt them, hazy because they probably could have 0:13:48.040 --> 0:13:50.520 made an extra fifty runs, but they take the game 0:13:50.559 --> 0:13:52.679 on and you know what, I did love yesterday when 0:13:52.720 --> 0:13:54.439 they bowled to our lawer order. They had some of 0:13:54.480 --> 0:13:58.920 the most unusual fields but it worked. They tried things differently. 0:13:59.040 --> 0:14:01.240 They're trying to, you know, in courage people to watch 0:14:01.320 --> 0:14:05.160 Test cricket. It's entertaining and they're achieving it. They're making 0:14:05.240 --> 0:14:06.280 the game fun to watch. 0:14:06.840 --> 0:14:08.680 Let's get to the netbull, shall we can we do 0:14:08.760 --> 0:14:09.120 that first? 0:14:09.240 --> 0:14:09.440 Yeah? 0:14:10.200 --> 0:14:13.400 Now Jody's on, I know, I mean what like, they've 0:14:13.440 --> 0:14:16.080 been struggling the last month. They've been really struggling. But 0:14:16.120 --> 0:14:19.520 they beat the Swifts over there and that means they 0:14:19.560 --> 0:14:22.240 finished second, so double chance they play them again this 0:14:22.240 --> 0:14:23.760 week for a spot in the Grand Final. 0:14:23.920 --> 0:14:25.800 Yeah, huge win on the weekend. 0:14:25.880 --> 0:14:28.480 Se't I won't drill down onto it too much, but 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:30.400 there are a lot of tactics that play too. Because 0:14:30.680 --> 0:14:33.280 they had up against Remlda aaken who can shoot from 0:14:33.360 --> 0:14:36.640 under the post but cannot shoot a two shots. Yes, 0:14:36.800 --> 0:14:39.200 so what they were doing is when the five minute 0:14:39.240 --> 0:14:41.440 buzzer went, they were swapping out their players to their 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:42.480 specialist two shots. 0:14:42.840 --> 0:14:44.640 So it was Yeah, it was a really interesting game. 0:14:44.880 --> 0:14:48.400 Thunderbirds will go back to Sydney this weekend and. 0:14:48.360 --> 0:14:49.000 If they win. 0:14:48.920 --> 0:14:51.760 Straight through the Grand Final, which would be enormous, but 0:14:51.760 --> 0:14:54.000 at least they've got that double chance now, yeah, and 0:14:54.000 --> 0:14:55.280 they deserve to finish top two. 0:14:55.320 --> 0:14:57.000 I just don't know where they're going to play if 0:14:57.040 --> 0:15:00.440 it comes back here because I think the entertainments it 0:15:00.560 --> 0:15:01.880 is being used for Disney on ice. 0:15:02.880 --> 0:15:04.040 So if it comes back. 0:15:03.920 --> 0:15:06.680 Here, could they merge the two together? Maybe like that. 0:15:08.280 --> 0:15:09.560 You got to play, but you got to play on 0:15:09.600 --> 0:15:10.640 ice skates. 0:15:13.000 --> 0:15:16.440 Stepping? No, I'm not stepping. I'm just slighting across the floor. 0:15:16.560 --> 0:15:17.800 Yeah, extraordinary, isn't it. 0:15:17.880 --> 0:15:21.080 So yeah, because they would feel that joint out twice 0:15:21.360 --> 0:15:25.720 three times over. Absolutely, but yeah, so look, great win. Nonetheless, 0:15:25.720 --> 0:15:27.720 they worry about that if they get there. But a 0:15:27.760 --> 0:15:29.160 magnificent result on the weekend. 0:15:29.240 --> 0:15:31.480 Hey running some footy as well, obviously the Crows at 0:15:31.520 --> 0:15:33.400 the buy on the weekend. They play Colinward next week. 0:15:33.880 --> 0:15:36.320 I played on Thursday and a huge, huge win. The 0:15:36.440 --> 0:15:38.600 question Wan I'll ask you is can you see them 0:15:38.600 --> 0:15:41.960 making any changes because it's very, very solid talent running 0:15:42.000 --> 0:15:42.640 around in the sample. 0:15:42.680 --> 0:15:44.160 We'll just have a look at what they did yesterday, 0:15:44.160 --> 0:15:46.000 Hazy and I know you're all over it. You're a 0:15:46.040 --> 0:15:48.760 brilliant job with seven with regards to the sample, But me, 0:15:49.040 --> 0:15:53.160 yesterday has twenty six touches, Bergorn has twenty five. Jonah's 0:15:53.160 --> 0:15:56.120 got through again, had twelve touches. Razia Fantasia played pretty 0:15:56.200 --> 0:15:58.320 much just the first half, a couple of goals. They're 0:15:58.360 --> 0:16:01.320 good players, great depth, But I have to change a 0:16:01.360 --> 0:16:03.920 winning side hazy, isn't it. I mean, Junior Weoly didn't 0:16:03.920 --> 0:16:06.160 play last week, so he has to come back in 0:16:06.360 --> 0:16:11.000 probably has to. But Quintin Narkle was exceptional for the power. 0:16:11.040 --> 0:16:13.560 He kicked two goals, thirteen touches, didn't do anything wrong, 0:16:13.640 --> 0:16:16.480 so yeah, probably not hazy. Those guys might just have 0:16:16.560 --> 0:16:18.640 to wait. I think Fantasia they might give another couple 0:16:18.640 --> 0:16:21.240 of weeks anyway. I think Jonas is probably now on 0:16:21.280 --> 0:16:24.280 the outer at the moment, which is rough, but you know, 0:16:24.360 --> 0:16:26.880 that's where they're at. And then just good depth players 0:16:26.880 --> 0:16:28.720 with those other two that I mentioned, but that's just 0:16:28.720 --> 0:16:29.560 where they're at right now. 0:16:29.800 --> 0:16:31.560 It's a good spot to be, great spot, really good 0:16:31.560 --> 0:16:32.000 spot to be. 0:16:32.320 --> 0:16:36.800