Speaker 1: We go get morning every day Adelaide.
Speaker 2: Hello, friends, Welcome along to the Jody and Hazy podcast.
Speaker 3: Here's some of the best bits from the year.
Speaker 1: Selecting a name for your newborn can be very, very
Speaker 1: challenging and a really long and drawn out process. Yes,
Speaker 1: we heard.
Speaker 3: From Ben Lamb and Belle earlier this morning.
Speaker 2: Because Ben is about to become a father and he's
Speaker 2: trying to come up with a name.
Speaker 3: Let's do him a favor and put a line through
Speaker 3: a few.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay. Off the back of when we spoke about
Speaker 1: a young baby who parents decided that it was the
Speaker 1: right idea for this young girl to get a tan Yeah,
Speaker 1: go with suede.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So this mum decided in her infinite wisdom that her
Speaker 2: twelve month old needed to have tanned skin, So spray
Speaker 2: tann and the kid. Oh my god, what is next?
Speaker 2: Eyebrow wax, ridicule, manicure.
Speaker 1: Sharpening out the brows. Yeah, looking really.
Speaker 3: Nice, and you had an eybroil wax?
Speaker 1: No, I haven't. Oh, I've had what's it called with
Speaker 1: the things threading? I've had a thread before.
Speaker 3: Isn't that the most hateful thing?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 4: My god?
Speaker 3: Every time I got to get my eyebrows done.
Speaker 2: I'm like, never gets ready again because you cry.
Speaker 3: He's awful.
Speaker 1: I don't know, it's so brutal. I'll just take a
Speaker 1: monobrow from there on. Fine. And the other thing is, well,
Speaker 1: it's happening in the UK. It she's been pushed through.
Speaker 1: A couple have been fighting this system to name their
Speaker 1: son Lucifer, and they've won no different countries. It's illegal,
Speaker 1: but they've pushed through and they've got a little Lucifer.
Speaker 1: Oh he's not bound for trouble at all.
Speaker 3: Have you seen that show? He's a bad.
Speaker 1: Dude, Lucifer. Yeah, Yeah, he's got some issues. He's got
Speaker 1: some real problems, some real solid issues.
Speaker 3: I think he finds loving the end night. All's well,
Speaker 3: that ends.
Speaker 1: Well thirteen and twenty four to ten. The bad names
Speaker 1: you've seen. Look, if you're a teacher as well, and
Speaker 1: you don't want to rate out your students, but you've
Speaker 1: probably seen something.
Speaker 2: My my obstetrician said he definitely delivered a baby that
Speaker 2: they called absody as an ABCD Wow, absidy little absidio little.
Speaker 1: It works, doesn't it. There are some illegal names which
Speaker 1: you can't use. For example, King, you can't use King Queen,
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, Santa Claus or majesty. Oh look it's a
Speaker 1: little Santa Claus.
Speaker 3: Dear, I am, I name you Jesus Christ. Most days, yeah, I'm.
Speaker 1: Because every morning you're like, what's going to happen? Then
Speaker 1: he rises from there? That's what you're talking about. Something
Speaker 1: along those lines. What about this is? What are there
Speaker 1: any Darren's out there? I don't know any Darrens.
Speaker 3: Darren's.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's Darren's, but not too many Darrens.
Speaker 3: There is a Darren on what's that show Animal Kingdom?
Speaker 3: Is it Darren?
Speaker 1: Yep?
Speaker 3: One of the brothers?
Speaker 1: Sure? I think there is.
Speaker 3: I mean, anyone in.
Speaker 2: This team want to back me up? Normally, Abby, you
Speaker 2: would be across this.
Speaker 6: I nodded, I nod in my head. Did you know
Speaker 6: that Nigel, the name Nigel is no longer really? Yeah,
Speaker 6: over in Ireland or somewhere, they had a big party
Speaker 6: because there's been no Nigels named in the UK.
Speaker 3: Or wherever it was for X and out of years.
Speaker 3: So it's it's died out right. Because it's a.
Speaker 1: Similar story with Gary as well. I reckon over in
Speaker 1: the UK.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you go to Nigel and you immediately think
Speaker 2: what no friends?
Speaker 1: Yeah, no friends. Yeah, it's not fair. It's not fair
Speaker 1: if you know Nigel and you're the victim of circumstance
Speaker 1: exactly because it might have been cool, and then what
Speaker 1: twenty years later becomes like a genuine taunt. That's not fair,
Speaker 1: is it? What about over the States? Do wanna boner?
Speaker 1: What do wanna Bona plays for the Connecticut Sons and WNBA?
Speaker 1: I google her? Do wanna Boner? Well? Like do you wanna?
Speaker 1: Do you want a new name? Am I right? And
Speaker 1: also Destiny Hooker is an American volleyballer. Yes, these are
Speaker 1: genuine people, I promise, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I have heard of Destiny Hooker.
Speaker 1: She's pretty good.
Speaker 5: And what.
Speaker 1: At being a volleyball thirteen twenty four to ten? Some
Speaker 1: of these ordinary names. Let's go to Jane in Clapham.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Jane. First and foremost, Jane is a beautiful.
Speaker 7: Name, Thank you. I hated it for so many years,
Speaker 7: but I've embraced it now. When I was a when
Speaker 7: I was in a mum's group, years and years and
Speaker 7: years ago, there was a girl who had named her
Speaker 7: child the letter N with her dash and then the
Speaker 7: letter A and to be pronounced Nadasha.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's nice. That's really good stuff. Didn't
Speaker 1: picked on any.
Speaker 7: I don't know because I moved away not long after.
Speaker 7: But yeah, poor.
Speaker 3: Kids, what what's the motivation behind this?
Speaker 2: Like, because obviously your kid's going to go to school
Speaker 2: at some point and all the other kids.
Speaker 3: Going to go Na Dasha.
Speaker 1: We endorse that behavior, and.
Speaker 2: Next minute, like Nadasha's lunch is gone missing for the
Speaker 2: fourth day in a row. All the other kids like,
Speaker 2: she doesn't deserve to eat because Nadasha.
Speaker 1: You know, it's not fair. Nadasha right behind from the start.
Speaker 1: Thirteen twenty four ten. Some of those ordinary names, warning names,
Speaker 1: let's call them interesting names coming through, For example de
Speaker 1: Wanna Bona, who plays to the Connecticut Sons. Are there
Speaker 1: any Duannas out there?
Speaker 3: Wasn't there a misty hymen? Do you reckon?
Speaker 7: What?
Speaker 3: There was a misty hymen? She was a sports talking
Speaker 3: about Okay, no one.
Speaker 1: What going on in this team. I'm so sorry everybody,
Speaker 1: You've just taken it to it.
Speaker 3: It's an actual thing. Thank you, thank you. She's an
Speaker 3: American swimmer. Yesty hymen.
Speaker 1: As we're trying to gang up on Jodie I don't
Speaker 1: like when.
Speaker 3: You're gang up on her, so I go in to protect.
Speaker 3: Thank you, protect the queen at all costs is true?
Speaker 1: That is true.
Speaker 2: We are talking on thirteen twenty four ten this morning.
Speaker 2: The things that you were deprived of as a kid.
Speaker 2: I touched on the fact that I had fake romes
Speaker 2: with the velcrow. Yeah, Zoe, you were deprived of what
Speaker 2: as a child?
Speaker 5: Producers here, Well, you guys just reminded me that I
Speaker 5: didn't get Easter accunts. I'd forgotten about that. So I
Speaker 5: didn't get an eysterri hut growing up. But most of
Speaker 5: it I wasn't hard junk food. Really. Yeah, it wasn't
Speaker 5: even kept in my house.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's probably why you're a twig right now. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: as in you did some quick catching up.
Speaker 5: I did some quick catching up in my late teens,
Speaker 5: very quick catching up there.
Speaker 3: To put it on a little bit.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but if they just let me have jrunk for
Speaker 5: growing up, then you could.
Speaker 3: Have done moderations. Yeah, y isn't it absolutely absolutely?
Speaker 1: We'll let you news read abby. What were you deprived
Speaker 1: of as a kid.
Speaker 6: We were never allowed to have the little packets of chips.
Speaker 6: You go, you're put in your lunch box and go
Speaker 6: to school with ye. So, yeah, we were never allowed
Speaker 6: them or like things like dunk a ruse and things
Speaker 6: like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, So you never got the opportunity as a
Speaker 2: child to put your chip packets in the oven and
Speaker 2: shrink them down and make key rings out of them.
Speaker 3: Did you guys do that?
Speaker 7: No?
Speaker 6: I didn't do that.
Speaker 3: Do that for you guys?
Speaker 2: Do that?
Speaker 1: Please leave things like that? Mana, we don't do things
Speaker 1: like that in the main land.
Speaker 3: I'm going to make you a twist is key ring
Speaker 3: in the oven.
Speaker 1: No, you don't have to, No, I want to.
Speaker 3: It's okay, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: We believe you.
Speaker 6: We had tamagotchies where we used to. I used to
Speaker 6: kill them off all the time. But that was about
Speaker 6: as exciting as our childhood got.
Speaker 1: Used to kill them off. Did you get the magnifying
Speaker 1: glass and destroy.
Speaker 6: No cheese and you forget to feed them and stuff?
Speaker 2: Yeah right, Okay, that's a real insight childhood that go
Speaker 2: to Kieran.
Speaker 3: What were you deprived of?
Speaker 4: And yeah?
Speaker 8: So October eighty eight, I was watching The Dark Crystal
Speaker 8: and my dad used to hit the side of the
Speaker 8: TV when the reception would go funny, and the reception
Speaker 8: was going funny, so I ran back and fly kicked
Speaker 8: it into the walls the TV blower and Mum didn't
Speaker 8: replace the TV for twelve years.
Speaker 1: The two of you is quite the it was.
Speaker 8: We used to live next daughter Sean Mchaylis, the comedian,
Speaker 8: and he smuggled a little black and white TV over
Speaker 8: which my sister's kept in their cupboard for about four years,
Speaker 8: which I didn't know about them.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh yeah, I love that your sisters like kept
Speaker 2: you out of it.
Speaker 3: We've got a TV in no our cupboard. Oh, thank
Speaker 3: you so much.
Speaker 8: Barbara.
Speaker 3: What were you deprived of as a kid.
Speaker 4: I was deprived of having a hypercolor T shirt.
Speaker 1: That's that's you imagine Barbara, where you'd be right now
Speaker 1: in life. If you had that hypercolor T shirt, you'll
Speaker 1: probably be president of the world.
Speaker 4: Yeah, possibly, Zoey.
Speaker 2: You wouldn't know about hypercolor tea, shir So just explain them, Barbara.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so different colors you could actually just buy, like
Speaker 4: a pink one or a blue one and when it
Speaker 4: touches your skin that he would make the color change
Speaker 4: very cool.
Speaker 1: But then, but then, Barbara, maybe you were blessed for
Speaker 1: not having these shirts, because then if you were getting
Speaker 1: a bit sweaty out of the pits, wouldn't it really accentuate?
Speaker 4: Yeah? Possibly, but I still wanted one that everyone had
Speaker 4: them and I didn't have them.
Speaker 3: Okay, Barbara, it's okay. We're sending your.
Speaker 1: Right you're going to say on behalf of nova. We're
Speaker 1: going to send you a half a colored shirt? There?
Speaker 3: Would you even find one these days?
Speaker 2: Can I just share something with you? My husband's just
Speaker 2: sent me a photo his mum refused to buy him
Speaker 2: a Nike.
Speaker 3: Jacket like a sports jacket.
Speaker 2: And have a look at this, please, He's got a
Speaker 2: Nike jacket and he's written in text and Nike, and
Speaker 2: he's drawn the swoosh on it.
Speaker 1: He has done a good job of the Richard, explain
Speaker 1: why it's through. On the other day, he's wearing that
Speaker 1: suit with a Hugo boss written a.
Speaker 3: School holidays, am all right?
Speaker 1: Yes? Would an adventure.
Speaker 2: Parents just crawling to the finish lines and private school
Speaker 2: kids back at school? I do believe I'd pay the
Speaker 2: extra fees at this point.
Speaker 1: Extra faceup, more days off for parents.
Speaker 3: I think some of them have gone back already.
Speaker 1: Gresser education.
Speaker 2: Kids love that My little girls, who I love as
Speaker 2: individual little people, are great, but as a combination they've
Speaker 2: been revolting.
Speaker 3: Especially the last week.
Speaker 2: So it all came to a head when the eleven
Speaker 2: year old was using the ten year old's iPad to
Speaker 2: watch YouTube. So she's sitting there, but little Summer's friends
Speaker 2: kept messaging on like that Facebook messenger. So I kept ping, ping, ping,
Speaker 2: and annoyed Peyton so much that she took it upon
Speaker 2: herself to message Summer's.
Speaker 1: Friends, Oh, this is I dare say, this is veering
Speaker 1: into sort of junior catty behavior.
Speaker 3: So she's written in capitals, stop it. I'm trying to
Speaker 3: watch YouTube.
Speaker 2: So Somemmer's friends are like, what the hell some of
Speaker 2: why are you telling us to stop it? Anyway, so
Speaker 2: she's cottoned on that her sister's messaging her friends, and so.
Speaker 3: She's come in and gone what the hell eaten?
Speaker 2: And thrown her hands in the air and smacked the
Speaker 2: iPad out of her hands into her face, and so
Speaker 2: it smacked her in.
Speaker 3: The nose, and so pain's like.
Speaker 2: The whole thing has just been too much, and it
Speaker 2: was it was the tipping point.
Speaker 3: It was so triggering. I've just turned around and I've
Speaker 3: said this is enough. I have had enough. You to separate.
Speaker 2: Mummy needs some space, walk into my room, slam the
Speaker 2: door like a real mature adult.
Speaker 3: And I just sit there and take some deep breasts
Speaker 3: on the end of the bed.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 2: So then they've taken it upon themselves to write me
Speaker 2: a letter and they slide it under the door.
Speaker 3: It is cute.
Speaker 1: And if we're hungry.
Speaker 2: And sorry mummy for being little shis and that's that's
Speaker 2: our word in our house instead of saying the other word.
Speaker 3: We will be better.
Speaker 2: And then they wrote one of those acrostic poems and
Speaker 2: so you know, j O Doe and they use wors
Speaker 2: to describe their mummy first. Okay, so Jay was joyful, beautiful,
Speaker 2: I was outstanding here this point.
Speaker 3: This is really good d for depressed.
Speaker 1: That just just summing up the situation beautifully.
Speaker 3: The girls, well, yes, yes I am, because you're making
Speaker 3: me so I've got it late. They didn't know what
Speaker 3: the word meant. They thought it was like a nice
Speaker 3: thing anyway.
Speaker 2: But the shots just haven't been fired at me because Summer,
Speaker 2: who is the little.
Speaker 3: Dancer in our family.
Speaker 2: That's some real feedback for you, because last night I said, Darling,
Speaker 2: we're performing in this rocky horror show on Friday night.
Speaker 2: I need you to help me learn the time war
Speaker 2: because she's very very good at you know, choreography and
Speaker 2: all that sort of stuff. She goes, Okay, we'll show
Speaker 2: me the video and i'll learn it and then i'll
Speaker 2: help you. Like great, thanks, I showed her the video
Speaker 2: of our rehearsal yesterday and she took one look at
Speaker 2: you and went, oh god, this is going to be
Speaker 2: a disaster.
Speaker 1: How very dere you summer I was on summer side.
Speaker 1: Then what's wrong with my dance?
Speaker 3: Oh my god?
Speaker 2: I mean, you're not bad with the choreography, It just
Speaker 2: when it comes to the freestyling, you remind me of someone.
Speaker 1: Don't tell me. Finally, comparisons to the great Peda Garrett.
Speaker 1: It's so isn't a compliment when you're described as the
Speaker 1: poor man's Peda Garrett.
Speaker 3: No, you'll be fun.
Speaker 1: I'll be fine. Limbs aren't even connected to my brain,
Speaker 1: connected to the sockets going everywhere like a wacky Whaley
Speaker 1: inflatable tube. Man, those guys, he's gonna fall over. Whoa up, whoa,
Speaker 1: He's going up