WEBVTT - Jodies Kids Have Some Solid Feedback On Hayesy's Dancing Skills.

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<v Speaker 1>We go get morning every day Adelaide.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello, friends, Welcome along to the Jody and Hazy podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's some of the best bits from the year.

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<v Speaker 1>Selecting a name for your newborn can be very, very

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<v Speaker 1>challenging and a really long and drawn out process. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>we heard.

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<v Speaker 3>From Ben Lamb and Belle earlier this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Because Ben is about to become a father and he's

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<v Speaker 2>trying to come up with a name.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's do him a favor and put a line through

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<v Speaker 3>a few.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay. Off the back of when we spoke about

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<v Speaker 1>a young baby who parents decided that it was the

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<v Speaker 1>right idea for this young girl to get a tan Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>go with suede.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So this mum decided in her infinite wisdom that her

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<v Speaker 2>twelve month old needed to have tanned skin, So spray

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<v Speaker 2>tann and the kid. Oh my god, what is next?

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<v Speaker 2>Eyebrow wax, ridicule, manicure.

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<v Speaker 1>Sharpening out the brows. Yeah, looking really.

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<v Speaker 3>Nice, and you had an eybroil wax?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I haven't. Oh, I've had what's it called with

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<v Speaker 1>the things threading? I've had a thread before.

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<v Speaker 3>Isn't that the most hateful thing?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh?

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<v Speaker 4>My god?

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<v Speaker 3>Every time I got to get my eyebrows done.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, never gets ready again because you cry.

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<v Speaker 3>He's awful.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know, it's so brutal. I'll just take a

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<v Speaker 1>monobrow from there on. Fine. And the other thing is, well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's happening in the UK. It she's been pushed through.

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<v Speaker 1>A couple have been fighting this system to name their

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<v Speaker 1>son Lucifer, and they've won no different countries. It's illegal,

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<v Speaker 1>but they've pushed through and they've got a little Lucifer.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh he's not bound for trouble at all.

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<v Speaker 3>Have you seen that show? He's a bad.

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<v Speaker 1>Dude, Lucifer. Yeah, Yeah, he's got some issues. He's got

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<v Speaker 1>some real problems, some real solid issues.

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<v Speaker 3>I think he finds loving the end night. All's well,

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<v Speaker 3>that ends.

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<v Speaker 1>Well thirteen and twenty four to ten. The bad names

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<v Speaker 1>you've seen. Look, if you're a teacher as well, and

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<v Speaker 1>you don't want to rate out your students, but you've

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<v Speaker 1>probably seen something.

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<v Speaker 2>My my obstetrician said he definitely delivered a baby that

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<v Speaker 2>they called absody as an ABCD Wow, absidy little absidio little.

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<v Speaker 1>It works, doesn't it. There are some illegal names which

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<v Speaker 1>you can't use. For example, King, you can't use King Queen,

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus Christ, Santa Claus or majesty. Oh look it's a

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<v Speaker 1>little Santa Claus.

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<v Speaker 3>Dear, I am, I name you Jesus Christ. Most days, yeah, I'm.

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<v Speaker 1>Because every morning you're like, what's going to happen? Then

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<v Speaker 1>he rises from there? That's what you're talking about. Something

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<v Speaker 1>along those lines. What about this is? What are there

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<v Speaker 1>any Darren's out there? I don't know any Darrens.

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<v Speaker 3>Darren's.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, there's Darren's, but not too many Darrens.

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<v Speaker 3>There is a Darren on what's that show Animal Kingdom?

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<v Speaker 3>Is it Darren?

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<v Speaker 1>Yep?

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<v Speaker 3>One of the brothers?

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<v Speaker 1>Sure? I think there is.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, anyone in.

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<v Speaker 2>This team want to back me up? Normally, Abby, you

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<v Speaker 2>would be across this.

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<v Speaker 6>I nodded, I nod in my head. Did you know

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<v Speaker 6>that Nigel, the name Nigel is no longer really? Yeah,

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<v Speaker 6>over in Ireland or somewhere, they had a big party

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<v Speaker 6>because there's been no Nigels named in the UK.

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<v Speaker 3>Or wherever it was for X and out of years.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's it's died out right. Because it's a.

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<v Speaker 1>Similar story with Gary as well. I reckon over in

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<v Speaker 1>the UK.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because you go to Nigel and you immediately think

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<v Speaker 2>what no friends?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no friends. Yeah, it's not fair. It's not fair

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<v Speaker 1>if you know Nigel and you're the victim of circumstance

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<v Speaker 1>exactly because it might have been cool, and then what

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<v Speaker 1>twenty years later becomes like a genuine taunt. That's not fair,

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<v Speaker 1>is it? What about over the States? Do wanna boner?

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<v Speaker 1>What do wanna Bona plays for the Connecticut Sons and WNBA?

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<v Speaker 1>I google her? Do wanna Boner? Well? Like do you wanna?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want a new name? Am I right? And

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<v Speaker 1>also Destiny Hooker is an American volleyballer. Yes, these are

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<v Speaker 1>genuine people, I promise, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no, I have heard of Destiny Hooker.

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<v Speaker 1>She's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 5>And what.

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<v Speaker 1>At being a volleyball thirteen twenty four to ten? Some

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<v Speaker 1>of these ordinary names. Let's go to Jane in Clapham.

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<v Speaker 1>Good morning, Jane. First and foremost, Jane is a beautiful.

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<v Speaker 7>Name, Thank you. I hated it for so many years,

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<v Speaker 7>but I've embraced it now. When I was a when

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<v Speaker 7>I was in a mum's group, years and years and

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<v Speaker 7>years ago, there was a girl who had named her

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<v Speaker 7>child the letter N with her dash and then the

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<v Speaker 7>letter A and to be pronounced Nadasha.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, that's nice. That's really good stuff. Didn't

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<v Speaker 1>picked on any.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know because I moved away not long after.

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<v Speaker 7>But yeah, poor.

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<v Speaker 3>Kids, what what's the motivation behind this?

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<v Speaker 2>Like, because obviously your kid's going to go to school

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<v Speaker 2>at some point and all the other kids.

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<v Speaker 3>Going to go Na Dasha.

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<v Speaker 1>We endorse that behavior, and.

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<v Speaker 2>Next minute, like Nadasha's lunch is gone missing for the

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<v Speaker 2>fourth day in a row. All the other kids like,

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<v Speaker 2>she doesn't deserve to eat because Nadasha.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, it's not fair. Nadasha right behind from the start.

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<v Speaker 1>Thirteen twenty four ten. Some of those ordinary names, warning names,

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<v Speaker 1>let's call them interesting names coming through, For example de

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<v Speaker 1>Wanna Bona, who plays to the Connecticut Sons. Are there

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<v Speaker 1>any Duannas out there?

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<v Speaker 3>Wasn't there a misty hymen? Do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 7>What?

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<v Speaker 3>There was a misty hymen? She was a sports talking

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<v Speaker 3>about Okay, no one.

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<v Speaker 1>What going on in this team. I'm so sorry everybody,

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<v Speaker 1>You've just taken it to it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's an actual thing. Thank you, thank you. She's an

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<v Speaker 3>American swimmer. Yesty hymen.

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<v Speaker 1>As we're trying to gang up on Jodie I don't

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<v Speaker 1>like when.

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<v Speaker 3>You're gang up on her, so I go in to protect.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you, protect the queen at all costs is true?

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<v Speaker 1>That is true.

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<v Speaker 2>We are talking on thirteen twenty four ten this morning.

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<v Speaker 2>The things that you were deprived of as a kid.

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<v Speaker 2>I touched on the fact that I had fake romes

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<v Speaker 2>with the velcrow. Yeah, Zoe, you were deprived of what

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<v Speaker 2>as a child?

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<v Speaker 5>Producers here, Well, you guys just reminded me that I

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<v Speaker 5>didn't get Easter accunts. I'd forgotten about that. So I

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<v Speaker 5>didn't get an eysterri hut growing up. But most of

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<v Speaker 5>it I wasn't hard junk food. Really. Yeah, it wasn't

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<v Speaker 5>even kept in my house.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's probably why you're a twig right now. Yeah, well,

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<v Speaker 1>as in you did some quick catching up.

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<v Speaker 5>I did some quick catching up in my late teens,

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<v Speaker 5>very quick catching up there.

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<v Speaker 3>To put it on a little bit.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but if they just let me have jrunk for

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<v Speaker 5>growing up, then you could.

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<v Speaker 3>Have done moderations. Yeah, y isn't it absolutely absolutely?

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<v Speaker 1>We'll let you news read abby. What were you deprived

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<v Speaker 1>of as a kid.

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<v Speaker 6>We were never allowed to have the little packets of chips.

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<v Speaker 6>You go, you're put in your lunch box and go

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<v Speaker 6>to school with ye. So, yeah, we were never allowed

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<v Speaker 6>them or like things like dunk a ruse and things

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<v Speaker 6>like that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, So you never got the opportunity as a

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<v Speaker 2>child to put your chip packets in the oven and

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<v Speaker 2>shrink them down and make key rings out of them.

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<v Speaker 3>Did you guys do that?

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<v Speaker 7>No?

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<v Speaker 6>I didn't do that.

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<v Speaker 3>Do that for you guys?

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<v Speaker 2>Do that?

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<v Speaker 1>Please leave things like that? Mana, we don't do things

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<v Speaker 1>like that in the main land.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to make you a twist is key ring

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<v Speaker 3>in the oven.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you don't have to, No, I want to.

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<v Speaker 3>It's okay, I'll do it.

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<v Speaker 1>We believe you.

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<v Speaker 6>We had tamagotchies where we used to. I used to

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<v Speaker 6>kill them off all the time. But that was about

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<v Speaker 6>as exciting as our childhood got.

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<v Speaker 1>Used to kill them off. Did you get the magnifying

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<v Speaker 1>glass and destroy.

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<v Speaker 6>No cheese and you forget to feed them and stuff?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah right, Okay, that's a real insight childhood that go

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<v Speaker 2>to Kieran.

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<v Speaker 3>What were you deprived of?

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<v Speaker 4>And yeah?

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<v Speaker 8>So October eighty eight, I was watching The Dark Crystal

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<v Speaker 8>and my dad used to hit the side of the

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<v Speaker 8>TV when the reception would go funny, and the reception

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<v Speaker 8>was going funny, so I ran back and fly kicked

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<v Speaker 8>it into the walls the TV blower and Mum didn't

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<v Speaker 8>replace the TV for twelve years.

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<v Speaker 1>The two of you is quite the it was.

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<v Speaker 8>We used to live next daughter Sean Mchaylis, the comedian,

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<v Speaker 8>and he smuggled a little black and white TV over

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<v Speaker 8>which my sister's kept in their cupboard for about four years,

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<v Speaker 8>which I didn't know about them.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, oh yeah, I love that your sisters like kept

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<v Speaker 2>you out of it.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got a TV in no our cupboard. Oh, thank

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<v Speaker 3>you so much.

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<v Speaker 8>Barbara.

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<v Speaker 3>What were you deprived of as a kid.

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<v Speaker 4>I was deprived of having a hypercolor T shirt.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's you imagine Barbara, where you'd be right now

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<v Speaker 1>in life. If you had that hypercolor T shirt, you'll

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<v Speaker 1>probably be president of the world.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, possibly, Zoey.

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<v Speaker 2>You wouldn't know about hypercolor tea, shir So just explain them, Barbara.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, so different colors you could actually just buy, like

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<v Speaker 4>a pink one or a blue one and when it

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<v Speaker 4>touches your skin that he would make the color change

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<v Speaker 4>very cool.

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<v Speaker 1>But then, but then, Barbara, maybe you were blessed for

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<v Speaker 1>not having these shirts, because then if you were getting

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<v Speaker 1>a bit sweaty out of the pits, wouldn't it really accentuate?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah? Possibly, but I still wanted one that everyone had

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<v Speaker 4>them and I didn't have them.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, Barbara, it's okay. We're sending your.

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<v Speaker 1>Right you're going to say on behalf of nova. We're

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<v Speaker 1>going to send you a half a colored shirt? There?

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<v Speaker 3>Would you even find one these days?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just share something with you? My husband's just

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<v Speaker 2>sent me a photo his mum refused to buy him

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<v Speaker 2>a Nike.

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<v Speaker 3>Jacket like a sports jacket.

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<v Speaker 2>And have a look at this, please, He's got a

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<v Speaker 2>Nike jacket and he's written in text and Nike, and

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<v Speaker 2>he's drawn the swoosh on it.

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<v Speaker 1>He has done a good job of the Richard, explain

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<v Speaker 1>why it's through. On the other day, he's wearing that

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<v Speaker 1>suit with a Hugo boss written a.

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<v Speaker 3>School holidays, am all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes? Would an adventure.

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<v Speaker 2>Parents just crawling to the finish lines and private school

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<v Speaker 2>kids back at school? I do believe I'd pay the

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<v Speaker 2>extra fees at this point.

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<v Speaker 1>Extra faceup, more days off for parents.

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<v Speaker 3>I think some of them have gone back already.

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<v Speaker 1>Gresser education.

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<v Speaker 2>Kids love that My little girls, who I love as

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<v Speaker 2>individual little people, are great, but as a combination they've

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<v Speaker 2>been revolting.

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<v Speaker 3>Especially the last week.

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<v Speaker 2>So it all came to a head when the eleven

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<v Speaker 2>year old was using the ten year old's iPad to

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<v Speaker 2>watch YouTube. So she's sitting there, but little Summer's friends

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<v Speaker 2>kept messaging on like that Facebook messenger. So I kept ping, ping, ping,

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<v Speaker 2>and annoyed Peyton so much that she took it upon

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<v Speaker 2>herself to message Summer's.

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<v Speaker 1>Friends, Oh, this is I dare say, this is veering

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<v Speaker 1>into sort of junior catty behavior.

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<v Speaker 3>So she's written in capitals, stop it. I'm trying to

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<v Speaker 3>watch YouTube.

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<v Speaker 2>So Somemmer's friends are like, what the hell some of

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<v Speaker 2>why are you telling us to stop it? Anyway, so

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<v Speaker 2>she's cottoned on that her sister's messaging her friends, and so.

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<v Speaker 3>She's come in and gone what the hell eaten?

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<v Speaker 2>And thrown her hands in the air and smacked the

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<v Speaker 2>iPad out of her hands into her face, and so

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<v Speaker 2>it smacked her in.

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<v Speaker 3>The nose, and so pain's like.

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<v Speaker 2>The whole thing has just been too much, and it

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<v Speaker 2>was it was the tipping point.

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<v Speaker 3>It was so triggering. I've just turned around and I've

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<v Speaker 3>said this is enough. I have had enough. You to separate.

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<v Speaker 2>Mummy needs some space, walk into my room, slam the

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<v Speaker 2>door like a real mature adult.

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<v Speaker 3>And I just sit there and take some deep breasts

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<v Speaker 3>on the end of the bed.

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<v Speaker 5>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>So then they've taken it upon themselves to write me

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<v Speaker 2>a letter and they slide it under the door.

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<v Speaker 3>It is cute.

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<v Speaker 1>And if we're hungry.

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<v Speaker 2>And sorry mummy for being little shis and that's that's

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<v Speaker 2>our word in our house instead of saying the other word.

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<v Speaker 3>We will be better.

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<v Speaker 2>And then they wrote one of those acrostic poems and

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<v Speaker 2>so you know, j O Doe and they use wors

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<v Speaker 2>to describe their mummy first. Okay, so Jay was joyful, beautiful,

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<v Speaker 2>I was outstanding here this point.

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<v Speaker 3>This is really good d for depressed.

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<v Speaker 1>That just just summing up the situation beautifully.

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<v Speaker 3>The girls, well, yes, yes I am, because you're making

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<v Speaker 3>me so I've got it late. They didn't know what

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<v Speaker 3>the word meant. They thought it was like a nice

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<v Speaker 3>thing anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>But the shots just haven't been fired at me because Summer,

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<v Speaker 2>who is the little.

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<v Speaker 3>Dancer in our family.

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<v Speaker 2>That's some real feedback for you, because last night I said, Darling,

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<v Speaker 2>we're performing in this rocky horror show on Friday night.

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<v Speaker 2>I need you to help me learn the time war

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<v Speaker 2>because she's very very good at you know, choreography and

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<v Speaker 2>all that sort of stuff. She goes, Okay, we'll show

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<v Speaker 2>me the video and i'll learn it and then i'll

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<v Speaker 2>help you. Like great, thanks, I showed her the video

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<v Speaker 2>of our rehearsal yesterday and she took one look at

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<v Speaker 2>you and went, oh god, this is going to be

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<v Speaker 2>a disaster.

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<v Speaker 1>How very dere you summer I was on summer side.

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<v Speaker 1>Then what's wrong with my dance?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, you're not bad with the choreography, It just

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<v Speaker 2>when it comes to the freestyling, you remind me of someone.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't tell me. Finally, comparisons to the great Peda Garrett.

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<v Speaker 1>It's so isn't a compliment when you're described as the

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<v Speaker 1>poor man's Peda Garrett.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you'll be fun.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll be fine. Limbs aren't even connected to my brain,

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<v Speaker 1>connected to the sockets going everywhere like a wacky Whaley

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<v Speaker 1>inflatable tube. Man, those guys, he's gonna fall over. Whoa up, whoa,

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<v Speaker 1>He's going up