Speaker 1: Christmas. J just wann a cozy, a cozy little Christmas.
Speaker 2: Here with you, Jason Lawrence, Very Christmas. Good morning, and
Speaker 2: Merry christ Marry the Christmas Chris today, guys, and I
Speaker 2: couldn't think of anyone I'd rather spend Christmas than my family.
Speaker 2: So let's get the show on the road. Start, get home.
Speaker 1: Did you wake with anything in your sack? Kids? Kids
Speaker 1: are up early?
Speaker 2: Oh, your kids are up early. Sins came to my house.
Speaker 1: Good. Yes, I was a good boy. I made the
Speaker 1: good list.
Speaker 2: I am hosting Christmas Day today, so I have a
Speaker 2: lot to do, a lot to do.
Speaker 3: A lot of people will be in their cars on
Speaker 3: the way to family's houses this morning.
Speaker 1: They would have done the present opening, all right.
Speaker 2: There'll be a few people in the cars on the
Speaker 2: way to family things. There will be a lot of
Speaker 2: people on the cars on the way to like woollies
Speaker 2: calls just to get the last minute things they've forgot.
Speaker 2: They've forgotten the rav.
Speaker 3: The bag of eyes and at all the surveys they have,
Speaker 3: the giant create of ice and they wrapped, and the
Speaker 3: bloody alfoyl.
Speaker 4: I mean yesterday it was three bucks a day. It's
Speaker 4: nine you know, what we used.
Speaker 3: To do on Christmas Day back in the black and
Speaker 3: white days at the radio station. We used to send
Speaker 3: like the street teams out the Supernovas or the Black
Speaker 3: Thunders Christmas Day and they would load them up with
Speaker 3: batteries because back in the nineties all the shops surveys
Speaker 3: weren't open in.
Speaker 2: The nineties, is not very good with the battery.
Speaker 1: No Santa shocking with the battery.
Speaker 3: So we used to have like the Black Thunders and
Speaker 3: the super Andnovers are giving our batteries.
Speaker 2: Great idea. Yes, I'm sure they were thrilled to be
Speaker 2: doing that on.
Speaker 4: Christmas Day, double time at a half. All these days
Speaker 4: the clubs are open. I think I'm going to go
Speaker 4: clubbing tonight.
Speaker 1: Are you well, electrics open tonight? Everything will be open really?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Well, I won't be able to do that
Speaker 2: because my family, or what I like to call Stage five,
Speaker 2: clingers on Christmas and you can't get money that they
Speaker 2: go all night.
Speaker 1: Well, love days a long.
Speaker 2: Usually Liz Mama, she loves it, loves loves a festive party,
Speaker 2: loves the Christmas He's doings.
Speaker 1: She normally leaves around Easter.
Speaker 3: Coming up on the show, we are going to be
Speaker 3: celebrating with some very special guests. Darren Hayes is in
Speaker 3: with an absolute banger of a.
Speaker 1: Christmas Carol, and do you know who else is in?
Speaker 1: And the lead up to Christmas Day.
Speaker 2: Lunch Jamie oliver Us. So if you need any tips
Speaker 2: on like last minute kitchen necessities, he's the guy. He'll
Speaker 2: tell you what you need. Have you forgotten the apple source?
Speaker 2: Have you've forgotten the gravy?
Speaker 1: I love apple sauce.
Speaker 2: What's that song about making gravy?
Speaker 4: No?
Speaker 2: You know the song Christmas Movie?
Speaker 4: Yeah, there is making graves Kelly.
Speaker 1: I was like, just grave Box.
Speaker 2: The poor Kelly's not here. Paul Kelly's not on the
Speaker 2: show today.
Speaker 3: He's busy when you're making grave Box, Grave Box tonight,
Speaker 3: like grave Box tonight.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Merry Christmas, everybody, please be safe on the roads
Speaker 2: today if you are driving.
Speaker 3: Around Christmas at the standaways, we'll find out what it's
Speaker 3: like at Clint's house, my house and Lawrence house.
Speaker 1: Dad later, Oh yes, Bobby, oh dad.
Speaker 2: My dad has a Christmas tradition that drives my brother
Speaker 2: and I insane.
Speaker 1: Well, that's just Christmas traditions in a nutshell.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 2: Families do funny things on Christmas, don't they?
Speaker 1: Guys?
Speaker 3: Too early for trifle? No never, let's get into it.
Speaker 3: This is our Christmas Day special. It is Jason Lauren
Speaker 3: on Nova. Merry Christmas, take it easy on the roads.
Speaker 3: We hope you've had a great Christmas morning so far.
Speaker 3: I hope you were behaving last night and you've got
Speaker 3: everything you want.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Christmas Eve is a fun night anticipation. The excitement
Speaker 2: sounds is coming in little Champagne. I wonder if sounds right.
Speaker 2: Everyone's carrots are left out? Don't know the rain deyes
Speaker 2: head charas.
Speaker 1: You know we have a we have an on Susan
Speaker 1: nice and early this do you? Yeah? Yeah, well and
Speaker 1: susan early lazy tup of ware tuple ware lazy.
Speaker 2: So that's a specialty in your house.
Speaker 3: It's loaded with colored popcorn normally the chocolate almonds.
Speaker 1: M and ms.
Speaker 2: Oh in the morning.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anytime, there's no rules. All right, let's take you
Speaker 3: to the standaway house.
Speaker 4: Now, let's do it. Dad's tradition, it's actually a recent tradition.
Speaker 4: He loves to come up with a Christmas.
Speaker 2: Shot like wait, a shot you drinkle like a Christmas
Speaker 2: family family photo.
Speaker 1: No, not a snap, a shot like a down the hatch.
Speaker 2: She designs it.
Speaker 1: He designs it every single year.
Speaker 3: Can I just do a safety check and warning? So
Speaker 3: I think there'd be a lot of families that crack
Speaker 3: and open the baileyes or the snaps and stuff and
Speaker 3: drink responsibly. But they'd be opening it today and they're
Speaker 3: not touching it for another year. I think when you're
Speaker 3: doing the lid of something, if there's a crusty sound,
Speaker 3: or go for it.
Speaker 1: I don't think it goes off? Does it? Does it?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 4: Does the baileys go off? In previous years we have
Speaker 4: had like a creamy sort of shot, which.
Speaker 2: Quite delightful, and I'm not into it.
Speaker 4: There's been like he's really gone deep in the cabinet,
Speaker 4: like a Maduri based shot.
Speaker 2: Do we know what this year specialty is?
Speaker 4: But he has hinted at my having a gingerbread style twist,
Speaker 4: so I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know how that works. But he's he's the
Speaker 1: he's like a he's like a mixologist. Mixologist. I was
Speaker 1: going to say, like he worked the movie.
Speaker 2: Does he name his Christmas shot every year?
Speaker 1: He doesn't, but he should, and.
Speaker 4: It's usually sort of it's actually we're pretty punchy. We'll
Speaker 4: usually start with a few prawns, you know, glass of champagne,
Speaker 4: and then pre lunch Dad will bring out the tray
Speaker 4: of shots pre lunch, just just to get everyone brilliant.
Speaker 2: Mean, you know, it's always great when it's a really
Speaker 2: hot christ.
Speaker 3: Yes, mate, growing up on the mean streets of Brisbane,
Speaker 3: some school and would all be gathered around that bloody
Speaker 3: oven as Mum pulls out the roast pool.
Speaker 2: Oh, it's just the best it is. It is beautiful
Speaker 2: day today.
Speaker 1: Also, can we just do a shadow to everyone working
Speaker 1: today too?
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, like medical centers, doctors.
Speaker 2: Or like supermarkets cen stations.
Speaker 4: Dad almost needed the medical help one here because he
Speaker 4: introduced a pomegranate shot into the He tested. He tested
Speaker 4: the pomegranate shot and let's just say the pomegranate didn't
Speaker 4: go down the gallop too well to get his stomach pumped.
Speaker 1: It came back up.
Speaker 2: Did anyone else have a pomegranate shout of action for
Speaker 2: the rest of the day, shout out John O.
Speaker 1: Don't be don't be using pomegranate in shots.
Speaker 2: I'm glad he did the taste test. Yeah, he gave
Speaker 2: it to the family and family that was.
Speaker 1: Pre ham as well. That's it.
Speaker 2: It's the shots on the empty stomach that will get you.
Speaker 3: Very special guest. I love this man, noting for a
Speaker 3: lot of years. I am talking mister Darren Hayes is
Speaker 3: on the air with us.
Speaker 6: Thanks for having me, Darren Hayes.
Speaker 1: So I've got history with Darren.
Speaker 6: We were never going to talk about that. And also
Speaker 6: I was very confused about my sexuality.
Speaker 2: I've got a compliment. You're the best smelling guest we
Speaker 2: have ever had in this studio.
Speaker 6: That means a lot to me.
Speaker 3: I have just found out you released a cover of
Speaker 3: Last Christmas.
Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that was very early on in career.
Speaker 1: We love this song.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, we must put this on rotation.
Speaker 6: Yeah, George Michael.
Speaker 2: You got to meet George Michael.
Speaker 6: We became somewhat acquaintances.
Speaker 2: George Michael.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna this is going to sound like a humble brand.
Speaker 2: Go for it. It's George.
Speaker 6: So I sang this song and then maybe six months later,
Speaker 6: was invited by Pavarotti duet with him at Pavarotti and Friends.
Speaker 2: Hang on you did with George Michael or Pavarotti.
Speaker 1: And you're friends.
Speaker 6: I was the friend's friend single and I had to
Speaker 6: sing an Italian and it's the go to love me.
Speaker 6: I know that, But here's the deal. We go to
Speaker 6: Moderna in Italy. Guess who's on the bill Tracy Chapman,
Speaker 6: Annie Lennox, George Michael and Darryl Haynes from Soundgarden, right,
Speaker 6: and I'm thinking total imposter syndrome. Whatevervotti and Friends couldn't
Speaker 6: have been nicer. Yet the friends were aqua aqua what
Speaker 6: did they sing with Pavarotti traditional and actually the lead
Speaker 6: singer whose name, forgive me, I can't remember. She's a
Speaker 6: beautiful person and hasn't great voice. But here's the deal.
Speaker 6: The other guy was like, dumb on Bibby, I don't
Speaker 6: know if he can send.
Speaker 2: So Pavarotti didn't say Barbie girl.
Speaker 6: He gave me singing lessons. Pavarotti, he took the key
Speaker 6: and he raised it five semitones because you like in Spanish,
Speaker 6: I'm sorry in Italian. He kept saying, no, no, you're returning,
Speaker 6: You're returning your antenna. I was just like or whatever.
Speaker 6: But anyway, then George is on the same show and
Speaker 6: he walks up to me and he goes, you're saying
Speaker 6: summer mine, didn't you.
Speaker 2: George did it? And I'm like, George, Michael knew about that, Yes.
Speaker 1: Are you here for royalties?
Speaker 6: And I just went I sat there frozen, and he went,
Speaker 6: I quite liked it. Wink a little wink for I just.
Speaker 2: Oh, Michael, because when he said it, were you like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, is he going to savvy in my song?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: You know what.
Speaker 6: I once did a Prince cover and you know how
Speaker 6: Prince reacted to that.
Speaker 2: I didn't like it.
Speaker 6: He not that. Not only did he not like it,
Speaker 6: he said, please burn all copies. It was alive recording
Speaker 6: on a DVD.
Speaker 1: Can we find it on YouTube?
Speaker 6: No, you actually can. It was it was my song
Speaker 6: popular Match, mashed up with Baby on the Star.
Speaker 1: We're searching please?
Speaker 2: Was that in a voice note or an email?
Speaker 1: It was?
Speaker 6: I don't know how he communicated it. I think it
Speaker 6: might have been at that point through invisible ink because
Speaker 6: at that point, but yeah, we had filmed it in
Speaker 6: like HD cameras. It was a DVD about to come out,
Speaker 6: and I was so proud and it was like he
Speaker 6: had one hundred percent of the royalties and he went
Speaker 6: burn burn old copies.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I could imagine him saying that you know.
Speaker 6: Him.
Speaker 2: He's a genius, the artist formerly known as Prince. In fact,
Speaker 2: I saw me one of his last shows at rod Livery.
Speaker 2: It was amazing.
Speaker 6: He's a genius and I miss him terribly.
Speaker 3: Well, so are you, sir, Darren Hayes new memoir, Unlovable
Speaker 3: is available now.
Speaker 1: It's very good to see you, so lovable.
Speaker 2: Lovable smell.
Speaker 6: I'll be emailing through the concoction later.
Speaker 3: On and I will reply with videos of Lauren hacking
Speaker 3: your song a carryoke.
Speaker 1: Let's do a very special festive edition of this absolutely
Speaker 1: overrated or underrated.
Speaker 3: I'm tired, underwat overrated, underrated where we go through things
Speaker 3: that well, it's in the title, I wade underrated.
Speaker 1: This one's a Christmas edition. I'm going to come out
Speaker 1: of the block say sounds quite controversial.
Speaker 2: You're the green. He's just going to say, Christmas overrated.
Speaker 1: I love Christmas. Love Christmas. Do you love it?
Speaker 2: Because all you've done is winch about it for last three?
Speaker 1: Love it? Okay? Love it? Overrated? Bonds?
Speaker 2: I love them, I love them. I don't care who
Speaker 2: you are. You put that dorky little paper hat on
Speaker 2: and it's screens Christmas.
Speaker 3: My dad used to force us we would no one
Speaker 3: ate unless we're all were in the paper hats.
Speaker 1: But I grew up in Brisbane.
Speaker 3: So we're all sitting there sweating ahead off, eating roast
Speaker 3: port with colored running down our forehead.
Speaker 2: What about sparra thought for the people like my poor
Speaker 2: with a.
Speaker 1: Big bonds, he's going to sew two together.
Speaker 2: Then you got a big bonce.
Speaker 1: To get in the bin.
Speaker 2: When it comes to dessert, I've already written it down.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, that's allowed. That's I'm all for that.
Speaker 1: Christmas pudding in Christmas cake is disgraceful.
Speaker 6: Do you know what?
Speaker 1: I think? It's time to move on from the eight
Speaker 1: ten hundreds, get rid of it.
Speaker 2: You've got to find Penny or somebody.
Speaker 1: It's downstairs and coals at the moment, wrapped in what
Speaker 1: looks like a tea towel. I'm like, you tell me
Speaker 1: who eats that thing? I mean, the custards are right,
Speaker 1: you know what we're throwing desserts out trifle gone of
Speaker 1: course you do.
Speaker 4: You know that little jelly you get at the bottom
Speaker 4: of Oh yes, and the custard and the bread and that.
Speaker 3: And you are the only two people I know that
Speaker 3: like trifle. What's about you? Like these other dessert peaches?
Speaker 1: I don't mind them?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, tinned fruit of Christmas is big.
Speaker 1: You know the peaches and mangas and peaches pictures modern.
Speaker 2: You know what I used to hate and now I
Speaker 2: know Chris Kringle. Back in the day, I want lots
Speaker 2: of presents and now I'm like one present, bring it.
Speaker 2: Only have to buy one present, one present for the family.
Speaker 1: I got something, You get one good thing in heaps
Speaker 1: talk to me. Underrated midnight chopping.
Speaker 2: Oh god, you.
Speaker 1: Get a park? There's no one there. Sometimes that's not true.
Speaker 2: As a former employee at Chadstone then had to do
Speaker 2: the twenty four hour trade, the people that came in
Speaker 2: on a panic, three am.
Speaker 1: People coming the what are you doing occupancy?
Speaker 2: I'm just you're trying to get my double time and
Speaker 2: eat KFC? Do you actually really want to buy your
Speaker 2: wife address right now? Do you really from Kuka was
Speaker 2: to Cuba?
Speaker 1: Cuba?
Speaker 4: Do you know what's making a comeback? I'm told I've
Speaker 4: read an underrated It's underrated because it's making comeback. Tinsel No,
Speaker 4: apparently apparently seriously, apparently Tinsel's not back. It is making
Speaker 4: a comeback, aren't we into bow's Now? People put bows
Speaker 4: on the on.
Speaker 1: Your suitcase when you're traveling, so it's yours. You don't
Speaker 1: put all makes me do that.
Speaker 2: It's so embarrassing. It's so embarrassing. The ribbon on the suitcase,
Speaker 2: I don't. It's got a sticker on it with my
Speaker 2: name on. I know which one's money makes. Put a big,
Speaker 2: big bone.
Speaker 1: Underrated celebrity Christmas song Chris j just own a cozy,
Speaker 1: a cozy little Christmas.
Speaker 2: Here with you, Jason Lawrence.
Speaker 3: Good morning and Merry Christmas, Marry the Christmas, Marry Christmas.
Speaker 2: Christmas.
Speaker 6: Jason.
Speaker 3: Lauren Clint is here with us as well. We are
Speaker 3: celebrating Christmas on Nova. We are with you as you
Speaker 3: probably are doing the current drive. You've done the open presence.
Speaker 3: You're heading to families houses. Just quickly, how many cars
Speaker 3: do you reckon? We'd be on the on the radio
Speaker 3: at the moment and in that car there would have
Speaker 3: already been a Christmas Day fight.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but that's what families do on Christmas. Sometimes
Speaker 2: it's funny because you want Christmas be the perfect have you, David.
Speaker 2: Let's be honest. Things go away well all but someone's
Speaker 2: uncol someone's I don't think, not yet, not this time.
Speaker 2: Now it's running lake. Someone's forgotten the paplover. The Aunties
Speaker 2: haven't spoken to each other all year.
Speaker 3: My mum would always rekindle her relationship a bottle of Maori.
Speaker 2: I need a drink a summer.
Speaker 1: Isn't it a real adventure on Christmas Day? To medories?
Speaker 1: And she was a real adventure. It was bloody school.
Speaker 1: What's your responsibility on Christmas Day? What do you have
Speaker 1: to tend to?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 1: Your weber guide, you have to tend to the hot coals.
Speaker 3: We're doing it unconventional this year. We've actually booked Christmas
Speaker 3: Day at the pub ah no cleaner exactly. But then
Speaker 3: we come home and then we fire up the pool
Speaker 3: and the pizza ruven and we have all their friends,
Speaker 3: all our friends come over.
Speaker 2: There because he has all his friends over. I don't
Speaker 2: record it an invitation.
Speaker 1: I've never had an invitation.
Speaker 4: It would have been nice to get a Christmas invitation,
Speaker 4: invitation for his friend.
Speaker 1: Fits. All guys, come on, I'll send you a picky
Speaker 1: hey coming up this hour.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm hosting Christmas, and I may be
Speaker 2: leaving my family house. And if you've had enough of
Speaker 2: your family, you go back to we'll do housewap.
Speaker 3: All right, So coming up this hour, celebrity chef Jamie
Speaker 3: Oliver is going to join us to talk Christmas Day lunches.
Speaker 2: Coming up next though, We've got a funny old Christmas
Speaker 2: tradition that happens at my dad's house, which is embarrassing
Speaker 2: for my brother and I, but I think you're going
Speaker 2: to actually like it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been hanging out for this. You said's probably
Speaker 3: gonna get me quite emotional.
Speaker 1: We'll go there. Next.
Speaker 3: This is Jason Lauren Merry Christmas. You are listening to Nova.
Speaker 3: You reckon there be any family bust ups already yet?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, one hundred percent? Who forgot the bad trees? Were?
Speaker 2: Are the bad trees?
Speaker 6: Cheryl?
Speaker 1: You said you're making the salad. Who's playing the ice?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 5: The ice?
Speaker 2: Someone's forgotten to collect something from the supermarket. Yeah, some
Speaker 2: kids open someone else's kids present. They're fighting over the kids,
Speaker 2: fighting over the president.
Speaker 1: They got into the crane for the pablover.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, did Santa eat the cookies you left out?
Speaker 2: Did your kids leave cookies out Santa. We did, indeed,
Speaker 2: carrots for the reindeer. Yes, did they come along and
Speaker 2: eat it?
Speaker 1: Age? Shake it a little beverage? Ja o.
Speaker 6: What's a.
Speaker 2: Merry Christmas to everyone listening, Please be safe on the
Speaker 2: roads today if you are driving now. I am hosting
Speaker 2: Christmas Day this year, so I must get a water
Speaker 2: show on the You know what it was, I've done it.
Speaker 2: I did it last year too, and it was the
Speaker 2: first time I felt like grown up. So I was like,
Speaker 2: I'm a real adult. Now my mum's not hosting, my
Speaker 2: dad's not hosting, I'm hosting.
Speaker 1: All the cooking.
Speaker 2: I'm appalled.
Speaker 1: I faffed around. You're a real adult.
Speaker 2: I made the house look athetically pleasing, That's what I did.
Speaker 2: But my parents are abraded, so notoriously we have done
Speaker 2: year on year off. Yeah, a year at dads and
Speaker 2: just flip Christmas Eve if we do it the other
Speaker 2: way around the same her.
Speaker 1: Parents or her family and my family. Who's doing Christmas
Speaker 1: this year? But then I'm like, you know, we're we've
Speaker 1: got three young kids now, like we're the family.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly right, Christmas house. So I think every family
Speaker 2: has that. You know not the battle, but it's like
Speaker 2: a jigs piece. What time do we go to everyone's houses? Anyway?
Speaker 2: My dad hosts every second year. But there's only one
Speaker 2: problem with Christmas at my dad's. It is that he
Speaker 2: has this Christmas tree that he bought in a pot,
Speaker 2: a real live Christmas tree. Now, some people brow fakis,
Speaker 2: they buy them and then they throw them out. My
Speaker 2: dad bought a Christmas tree the year my brother was born,
Speaker 2: a real live Christmas tree in a pot.
Speaker 1: And does he keep it alive.
Speaker 2: He takes it outside in the garden for eleven months
Speaker 2: of the yearning one year round, and he brings it
Speaker 2: in for Christmas. My brother.
Speaker 1: A bottle of wine. The euro was born forty.
Speaker 2: So don't get stuck into my family about forty year
Speaker 2: old Christmas tree. Well, it probably grew for a few
Speaker 2: years in the ground before that. That was like, I'm
Speaker 2: not having it for one year in discarding it. My
Speaker 2: dad is very sentimental. Dad, I love this jay. If
Speaker 2: you could say what this Christmas tree looks.
Speaker 1: Like, probably I've got a looks magical. It probably looks you.
Speaker 2: Know it is give there's more tinsel than leaves on it.
Speaker 2: Oh that's not well, my mother and I get so
Speaker 2: embarrassed every year because we've now got fiances and and
Speaker 2: we're like, oh god, not the tree again. Dad, Let's
Speaker 2: just buy a new tree. And he says about the tree,
Speaker 2: it ain't leaving Birks back yard.
Speaker 1: Joins us.
Speaker 3: Now, good morning and Merry Christmas, Bobby, Merry Christmas, Dad, Bobby, good.
Speaker 7: Morning, old Merry Christmas. Till so I'm starting to be
Speaker 7: offended about the tree already.
Speaker 3: I can get quite sentimental on days like today, and
Speaker 3: I think that like Clint's dad driving around and giving
Speaker 3: Clintony's siblings a real Christmas tree just got me and
Speaker 3: I think this is beautiful.
Speaker 6: Dad.
Speaker 2: What sort of condition is the tree?
Speaker 7: Well, thank you, it's never in the ground.
Speaker 6: It was in the pot.
Speaker 7: Yes, it was about in my language support high. So
Speaker 7: we'll call it a further meter for you go out.
Speaker 7: The biggest problem I gut. Now I've got bloody cathedral
Speaker 7: ceilings and it's hitting the roofs, and when we bring
Speaker 7: it in, I've got to get a trolley and two
Speaker 7: blows to help me carry it. But the tree stays.
Speaker 7: It's forty years old, and I think it's due for here.
Speaker 2: It's like the mason cock of Christmas trees, cathedral, a
Speaker 2: coulture and skinny it is that How tall do you reckon?
Speaker 2: It'd be eight foot now?
Speaker 7: Oh no more than that's probably close to the three
Speaker 7: meters now.
Speaker 2: But it doesn't. Does it got any fresh sprouts this year? Dad?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 7: But I did lose one. But I had some arbitrage
Speaker 7: up for here. Recently they touched that bloody tree. I'm
Speaker 7: going to kill them. And what I do is I
Speaker 7: take it with roads all around it so when we
Speaker 7: have the storms up here, it won't blow over.
Speaker 1: And break like me break.
Speaker 2: My dad lives in the mountains and so the risk
Speaker 2: is it so skinny it could blow over in the storms.
Speaker 2: But the way Dad decorates, he should himself. It's got
Speaker 2: more tinsel than.
Speaker 1: Many branches.
Speaker 7: Well, I'll tell you what planks for your bed. If
Speaker 7: it does have some channel nine.
Speaker 1: Bubles promotional ornament face just swirling around them, what else
Speaker 1: has it got?
Speaker 7: One of the biggest problems is it's got so close
Speaker 7: touching the roofs now. The fairy on the top has
Speaker 7: have been forward leans forward.
Speaker 3: Now, okay, we get at cathedral ceilings, nice flexed big house.
Speaker 1: Hey, Bobby, we want to get you on to say, Mary, Christmas. Mate.
Speaker 3: You're like the dad of this show and we love
Speaker 3: you lots and we hope you have a ripping Christmas Day.
Speaker 7: The feelings absolutely mutual for you do. Congratulations on a
Speaker 7: fantastic year.
Speaker 2: For cute and dad. You're a grandfather there. I mean,
Speaker 2: I was always the golden girl of the family and
Speaker 2: now you've got any of your granddaughter. Isn't Christmas just
Speaker 2: so much more alive now?
Speaker 7: It's It's more special than I could ever imagine. And
Speaker 7: Christmas is a great time for all. Enjoy it with family.
Speaker 1: Whatever you do.
Speaker 7: You have a car, hands pull Jade's three little boat.
Speaker 1: Thanks for reminding me. I've got my hands full of himself.
Speaker 2: That's a good Christmas.
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas. It is nova.
Speaker 3: You are on the air with Jason Lauren Clintier as
Speaker 3: well and very special guest.
Speaker 1: I love this man. Jamie Oliver is with us. Merry Christmas.
Speaker 1: Good Mary Christmas. How are you right?
Speaker 2: Do you get to put your feet up on Christmas Day?
Speaker 2: Or do you have to cook for the whole fan?
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, I do cook for the whole family,
Speaker 5: but I get organized. It's all about the week before
Speaker 5: and the day before and then hopefully the.
Speaker 1: Day will go well.
Speaker 2: Yes, and so does it annoy you and other people
Speaker 2: getting your kitchen on Christmas Day? Because my fiance loves
Speaker 2: cooking on today Christmas Day. But then when my stepdad
Speaker 2: tries to get in the kitchen a moment, he's like,
Speaker 2: get get out out, this is my kitchen.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: I think you can tell a lot about a person
Speaker 5: by how territory they are about the kitchen. But I think,
Speaker 5: like when I think, because it's a bit like air
Speaker 5: traffic control, right, you want everything to come together, chrispy potatoes,
Speaker 5: perfect gravy, perfect roasted meat. You want to get the
Speaker 5: meat carved and rested. Everything's got to come together at
Speaker 5: the same time. Otherwise it's cold and if people start,
Speaker 5: you know, messing up your flow, it can be stressful.
Speaker 1: But yeah, my my thing.
Speaker 5: The thing in the UK is on the turkeys. And
Speaker 5: I know it's a bit different out here because of
Speaker 5: the weather and you might roasting, you might be grilling,
Speaker 5: but certainly with the roasted turkey, which I know quite
Speaker 5: a few as you still do, you've got to let
Speaker 5: it rest. You got to let it rest for at
Speaker 5: least an hour. An hour that is sitting there watching
Speaker 5: us for an hour they're still cooking. Actually, the temperature
Speaker 5: internally goes up when it's resting, and all the juice
Speaker 5: goes back to all those nice little crevices, and then
Speaker 5: that's the way you get juicy meat.
Speaker 1: Let it rest hour and a half, I'd say on
Speaker 1: a big time wow.
Speaker 3: We used to sit around the bench as Dad was
Speaker 3: carving off the port. If you ever went for it early,
Speaker 3: Dad had whacked the knife once. And when you have
Speaker 3: to do a run down to the medical cinnerario, I'm
Speaker 3: sure he meant.
Speaker 1: Well he didn't.
Speaker 2: Jamie Win Australia on Christmas. We love the Pavlover.
Speaker 1: How do you?
Speaker 2: How do you go with the Pavlova?
Speaker 5: I love Pavlova, I really do. I'm all for like
Speaker 5: the well, I like the tropical fruits myself, that the
Speaker 5: manes and the passion fruit. Bit of passion vanilla cream yea,
Speaker 5: But I also look like a little bit of shaved
Speaker 5: or melted chocolate.
Speaker 6: Yes.
Speaker 2: It might's always a bit chewy, and I don't mind
Speaker 2: it a bit chewy.
Speaker 1: Where do you sit on?
Speaker 3: And I know, Clint, you will be a fan of
Speaker 3: this because you're like an eight year old in a
Speaker 3: man's body.
Speaker 1: What do you sit on? Trifle?
Speaker 2: Trifle or trifle?
Speaker 5: Well, if you think, if you think about it, a
Speaker 5: tirimosieur is a trifle, right.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So all it is is that the.
Speaker 5: Sponge fingers or sponge of some description. You can go
Speaker 5: the layers of jelly, you can go the blumoge, you
Speaker 5: can go the cream, you can go the chocolate layers.
Speaker 5: But I mean, for me, it is a retro thing
Speaker 5: and I love it. And the bit of sherry or
Speaker 5: booze on the sponge, you know, a layer of custard.
Speaker 5: And I even use that terrible like package packet blumonge
Speaker 5: full of numbers. Yeah, just because it's like it's Christmas
Speaker 5: and it's like retro, isn't it?
Speaker 2: Margaret makes it?
Speaker 1: What's on the Christmas list? Jamie was about to ask.
Speaker 5: You, Well, I I kind of go down that like
Speaker 5: Italian vibe of the Arosto misto, which basically means I
Speaker 5: can't make up my mind. So I do a roast turkey,
Speaker 5: I do a port ketta, and I do a roast goose,
Speaker 5: and then I let everyone have a bit of everything,
Speaker 5: and then just smash out the roast potatoes, gravy veg galore,
Speaker 5: definitely co of cheese.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love the leftovers.
Speaker 5: I'm all in for curries and pies.
Speaker 1: Just quickly before we let you go. What's what's one
Speaker 1: of the best boogie presents you bought jewels or the kids?
Speaker 5: The best bougie presents?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a lott Christmas, like when you really traded one?
Speaker 5: You the best thing I've ever bought her? U oh gold,
Speaker 5: But I mean I tried to be romantic sometimes. The cookbook.
Speaker 5: It looks it's a very good value. But if I
Speaker 5: gave that to her for Christmas, you'd look at me
Speaker 5: and go, really, yeah, it might work. But now I
Speaker 5: got an old vintage mirror once with a favorite poem
Speaker 5: etched on it.
Speaker 2: Is getting young.
Speaker 5: It was a really nice French vintage mirror. When on
Speaker 5: the wall grave favorite etched lots of love the things
Speaker 5: you do.
Speaker 2: Wow, right, you are an old romantic. I love that.
Speaker 2: Merry Christmas, you have.
Speaker 5: A great one. I hope Santa was generous to you.
Speaker 5: And yeah, enjoy a lovely time with your family and friends.
Speaker 2: Take care stretchy pads today everyone for all that food.
Speaker 2: Very Christmas everyone. It's a busy day today.
Speaker 1: We can say that's it's Christmas Day.
Speaker 2: It is Christmas Day. Busy morning, running around, getting batteries
Speaker 2: from the shops. Yep, last minute things that you've forgotten.
Speaker 1: Quick, little fight with the siblings.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, someone's fighting with their auntie.
Speaker 3: And then the afternoon session rolls in where you're full
Speaker 3: of food at one family's house and then you have
Speaker 3: to make the pilgrimage to the next.
Speaker 1: Do you know how late Clint is going out for
Speaker 1: Christmas dinner tonight?
Speaker 2: I know because he's got a work tonight.
Speaker 1: Eight thirty pm. That's what time our reservations. We're going
Speaker 1: out for dinner.
Speaker 2: But you have to read the news in Melbourne tonight.
Speaker 1: I do have to read the news in thirty Yeah,
Speaker 1: well that's all right, isn't it.
Speaker 2: You know what it's thirty You finished seven?
Speaker 4: Oh that was the first reservation of urball. Because it's
Speaker 4: very very popular. A lot of families do it well.
Speaker 2: It saves the cleanup, Like waking up just tomorrow morning
Speaker 2: with the message.
Speaker 1: The carrots, I feel like I'd be full before eight
Speaker 1: thirty is crazy. Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 2: Bit I'm in my third round of the.
Speaker 3: Bit of a warning for family sitting down for lunch today.
Speaker 3: I've got a lot of vivid memories of doing medical
Speaker 3: center runs on Christmas Day.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.
Speaker 3: There was one year where my sister had hot oil
Speaker 3: spilt over her because Mum was doing the roast potatoes.
Speaker 2: The little ankle bitters running around the kitchen. Kids out
Speaker 2: of the kitchen.
Speaker 3: So it was everyone in the car after the medical
Speaker 3: sent everyone goes down to the medical center, whole family Christmas.
Speaker 2: Christmas got to stick together.
Speaker 3: Bring your presents. We could be waiting a while. And
Speaker 3: then there was one rule in our house which ended
Speaker 3: in disaster. We used to do roast pork on Christmas Day.
Speaker 2: Yum, meto. Did you guys fight over the crackling?
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were like hyenas. Would all be gathered around
Speaker 3: the bench. Dad would be standing there with the electric knife.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 3: The only rule was because Dad would take all the
Speaker 3: crackling off and to go in a bowl.
Speaker 1: You don't touch until we sit down.
Speaker 2: Because there's always someone who eats more than everyone else.
Speaker 1: Dad, Dad always does it.
Speaker 3: It's like a but everyone's gathered around watching the carving, right,
Speaker 3: and Dad always said, your bloody go for the crackling.
Speaker 2: I'll hit you with the knife, not the electric knife.
Speaker 2: I know where this is going. Latisha, Latisha, get your
Speaker 2: hands out of the boulder.
Speaker 1: My urban sister one year couldn't resist. She go to
Speaker 1: the crackling, or she wear the crackling.
Speaker 2: I don't blame her, though. It's hard to sit there
Speaker 2: and look at it, and I can.
Speaker 1: I can remember it like it was yesterday.
Speaker 3: The hand, it was like SlowMo, the hand coming out
Speaker 3: of nowhere, and I was watching her hand and I'm like,
Speaker 3: she's doing it.
Speaker 1: It's like watching someone break out of jail. I'm like,
Speaker 1: she's going for it.
Speaker 2: She's going for it, making a run for it.
Speaker 3: The hand makes contact with the crackling, like a prisoner
Speaker 3: getting over the fence, and I'm like, she's got it, go,
Speaker 3: go go. As the hand is making its way back
Speaker 3: to the body, you see the electric knife come out
Speaker 3: of nowhere and Dad's got.
Speaker 6: Her with the knife.
Speaker 2: Blood, Oh Dad, did you ruin? The crackling? Did the blood?
Speaker 1: But you could see Dad's Dad didn't mean to do it.
Speaker 1: I think it was just the reaction, like for years
Speaker 1: and years.
Speaker 3: It's like I've told you I'll hit you with the
Speaker 3: knife and he's got blood's gone everywhere.
Speaker 1: She's persting in tears. Dad's like, oh my god, I've
Speaker 1: actually slicted it with the knie.
Speaker 2: Christmas ruined. Straight to emergency.
Speaker 1: Everyone, get your toys in the car. We'll go on
Speaker 1: the medical. No, no stitches, and actually I think there
Speaker 1: was there might have been a stitch or and the crackling.
Speaker 2: Did you eat the crackling before you went to the hospital.
Speaker 6: Cold?
Speaker 1: No, that's where mum goes.
Speaker 4: I'll get the alfail's straight in the oven, getting.
Speaker 1: Plates out of them, your parents, mum.
Speaker 2: My nana used to warm the plate.
Speaker 1: Or you go to use the sink and it's like
Speaker 1: was it hot water and plates in the seak?
Speaker 2: Yeah, plates soaking, So they're not called for Christmas dinner.
Speaker 1: That is it. Well, you get out of here. Thank
Speaker 1: you for being I go. Thanks to spending Christmas Day
Speaker 1: with us.
Speaker 2: Yes, have a great day everyone, and we're thinking of
Speaker 2: those who are without loved ones today too.
Speaker 1: It's a magic day, isn't it.
Speaker 3: It's a ripper. It is an absolute ripper. So yeah,
Speaker 3: Merry Christmas to all. Hopefully it's been an amazing day.
Speaker 3: And you said we are thinking of you for those
Speaker 3: who don't have all their loved ones with them today, have.
Speaker 2: A great day round. Put you stretch your pants on
Speaker 2: it as much as you can. No rules on Christmas.
Speaker 3: And a big shout out to those people who can't
Speaker 3: be with their family because they're serving dinner to Clint
Speaker 3: family tonight.
Speaker 2: It's going to be a late one guys, and they
Speaker 2: get this sweet double time and a half page today.
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.
Speaker 2: Everyone, have a great days gonna.
Speaker 4: Be Jason Lauren, Jason Lauren wake up feeling good on No.
Speaker 2: One hundred. Jason Lauren only good on Socials