WEBVTT - Full Show: Merry Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas. J just wann a cozy, a cozy little Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>Here with you, Jason Lawrence, Very Christmas. Good morning, and

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<v Speaker 2>Merry christ Marry the Christmas Chris today, guys, and I

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't think of anyone I'd rather spend Christmas than my family.

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<v Speaker 2>So let's get the show on the road. Start, get home.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you wake with anything in your sack? Kids? Kids

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<v Speaker 1>are up early?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, your kids are up early. Sins came to my house.

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<v Speaker 1>Good. Yes, I was a good boy. I made the

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<v Speaker 1>good list.

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<v Speaker 2>I am hosting Christmas Day today, so I have a

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<v Speaker 2>lot to do, a lot to do.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of people will be in their cars on

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<v Speaker 3>the way to family's houses this morning.

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<v Speaker 1>They would have done the present opening, all right.

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<v Speaker 2>There'll be a few people in the cars on the

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<v Speaker 2>way to family things. There will be a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>people on the cars on the way to like woollies

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<v Speaker 2>calls just to get the last minute things they've forgot.

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<v Speaker 2>They've forgotten the rav.

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<v Speaker 3>The bag of eyes and at all the surveys they have,

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<v Speaker 3>the giant create of ice and they wrapped, and the

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<v Speaker 3>bloody alfoyl.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean yesterday it was three bucks a day. It's

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<v Speaker 4>nine you know, what we used.

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<v Speaker 3>To do on Christmas Day back in the black and

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<v Speaker 3>white days at the radio station. We used to send

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<v Speaker 3>like the street teams out the Supernovas or the Black

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<v Speaker 3>Thunders Christmas Day and they would load them up with

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<v Speaker 3>batteries because back in the nineties all the shops surveys

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<v Speaker 3>weren't open in.

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<v Speaker 2>The nineties, is not very good with the battery.

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<v Speaker 1>No Santa shocking with the battery.

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<v Speaker 3>So we used to have like the Black Thunders and

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<v Speaker 3>the super Andnovers are giving our batteries.

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<v Speaker 2>Great idea. Yes, I'm sure they were thrilled to be

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<v Speaker 2>doing that on.

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<v Speaker 4>Christmas Day, double time at a half. All these days

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<v Speaker 4>the clubs are open. I think I'm going to go

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<v Speaker 4>clubbing tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you well, electrics open tonight? Everything will be open really?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, Well, I won't be able to do that

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<v Speaker 2>because my family, or what I like to call Stage five,

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<v Speaker 2>clingers on Christmas and you can't get money that they

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<v Speaker 2>go all night.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, love days a long.

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<v Speaker 2>Usually Liz Mama, she loves it, loves loves a festive party,

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<v Speaker 2>loves the Christmas He's doings.

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<v Speaker 1>She normally leaves around Easter.

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<v Speaker 3>Coming up on the show, we are going to be

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<v Speaker 3>celebrating with some very special guests. Darren Hayes is in

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<v Speaker 3>with an absolute banger of a.

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas Carol, and do you know who else is in?

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<v Speaker 1>And the lead up to Christmas Day.

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<v Speaker 2>Lunch Jamie oliver Us. So if you need any tips

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<v Speaker 2>on like last minute kitchen necessities, he's the guy. He'll

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<v Speaker 2>tell you what you need. Have you forgotten the apple source?

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<v Speaker 2>Have you've forgotten the gravy?

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<v Speaker 1>I love apple sauce.

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<v Speaker 2>What's that song about making gravy?

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<v Speaker 4>No?

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<v Speaker 2>You know the song Christmas Movie?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there is making graves Kelly.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, just grave Box.

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<v Speaker 2>The poor Kelly's not here. Paul Kelly's not on the

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<v Speaker 2>show today.

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<v Speaker 3>He's busy when you're making grave Box, Grave Box tonight,

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<v Speaker 3>like grave Box tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Merry Christmas, everybody, please be safe on the roads

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<v Speaker 2>today if you are driving.

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<v Speaker 3>Around Christmas at the standaways, we'll find out what it's

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<v Speaker 3>like at Clint's house, my house and Lawrence house.

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<v Speaker 1>Dad later, Oh yes, Bobby, oh dad.

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<v Speaker 2>My dad has a Christmas tradition that drives my brother

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<v Speaker 2>and I insane.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, that's just Christmas traditions in a nutshell.

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<v Speaker 5>I know.

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<v Speaker 2>Families do funny things on Christmas, don't they?

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<v Speaker 1>Guys?

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<v Speaker 3>Too early for trifle? No never, let's get into it.

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<v Speaker 3>This is our Christmas Day special. It is Jason Lauren

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<v Speaker 3>on Nova. Merry Christmas, take it easy on the roads.

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<v Speaker 3>We hope you've had a great Christmas morning so far.

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<v Speaker 3>I hope you were behaving last night and you've got

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<v Speaker 3>everything you want.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Christmas Eve is a fun night anticipation. The excitement

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<v Speaker 2>sounds is coming in little Champagne. I wonder if sounds right.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone's carrots are left out? Don't know the rain deyes

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<v Speaker 2>head charas.

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<v Speaker 1>You know we have a we have an on Susan

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<v Speaker 1>nice and early this do you? Yeah? Yeah, well and

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<v Speaker 1>susan early lazy tup of ware tuple ware lazy.

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<v Speaker 2>So that's a specialty in your house.

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<v Speaker 3>It's loaded with colored popcorn normally the chocolate almonds.

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<v Speaker 1>M and ms.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh in the morning.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, anytime, there's no rules. All right, let's take you

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<v Speaker 3>to the standaway house.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, let's do it. Dad's tradition, it's actually a recent tradition.

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<v Speaker 4>He loves to come up with a Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>Shot like wait, a shot you drinkle like a Christmas

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<v Speaker 2>family family photo.

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<v Speaker 1>No, not a snap, a shot like a down the hatch.

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<v Speaker 2>She designs it.

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<v Speaker 1>He designs it every single year.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I just do a safety check and warning? So

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<v Speaker 3>I think there'd be a lot of families that crack

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<v Speaker 3>and open the baileyes or the snaps and stuff and

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<v Speaker 3>drink responsibly. But they'd be opening it today and they're

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<v Speaker 3>not touching it for another year. I think when you're

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<v Speaker 3>doing the lid of something, if there's a crusty sound,

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<v Speaker 3>or go for it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think it goes off? Does it? Does it?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 4>Does the baileys go off? In previous years we have

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<v Speaker 4>had like a creamy sort of shot, which.

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<v Speaker 2>Quite delightful, and I'm not into it.

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<v Speaker 4>There's been like he's really gone deep in the cabinet,

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<v Speaker 4>like a Maduri based shot.

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<v Speaker 2>Do we know what this year specialty is?

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<v Speaker 4>But he has hinted at my having a gingerbread style twist,

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<v Speaker 4>so I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how that works. But he's he's the

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<v Speaker 1>he's like a he's like a mixologist. Mixologist. I was

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<v Speaker 1>going to say, like he worked the movie.

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<v Speaker 2>Does he name his Christmas shot every year?

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<v Speaker 1>He doesn't, but he should, and.

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<v Speaker 4>It's usually sort of it's actually we're pretty punchy. We'll

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<v Speaker 4>usually start with a few prawns, you know, glass of champagne,

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<v Speaker 4>and then pre lunch Dad will bring out the tray

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<v Speaker 4>of shots pre lunch, just just to get everyone brilliant.

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<v Speaker 2>Mean, you know, it's always great when it's a really

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<v Speaker 2>hot christ.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, mate, growing up on the mean streets of Brisbane,

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<v Speaker 3>some school and would all be gathered around that bloody

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<v Speaker 3>oven as Mum pulls out the roast pool.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's just the best it is. It is beautiful

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<v Speaker 2>day today.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, can we just do a shadow to everyone working

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<v Speaker 1>today too?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, yes, like medical centers, doctors.

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<v Speaker 2>Or like supermarkets cen stations.

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<v Speaker 4>Dad almost needed the medical help one here because he

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<v Speaker 4>introduced a pomegranate shot into the He tested. He tested

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<v Speaker 4>the pomegranate shot and let's just say the pomegranate didn't

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<v Speaker 4>go down the gallop too well to get his stomach pumped.

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<v Speaker 1>It came back up.

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<v Speaker 2>Did anyone else have a pomegranate shout of action for

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<v Speaker 2>the rest of the day, shout out John O.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't be don't be using pomegranate in shots.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm glad he did the taste test. Yeah, he gave

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<v Speaker 2>it to the family and family that was.

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<v Speaker 1>Pre ham as well. That's it.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the shots on the empty stomach that will get you.

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<v Speaker 3>Very special guest. I love this man, noting for a

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<v Speaker 3>lot of years. I am talking mister Darren Hayes is

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<v Speaker 3>on the air with us.

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<v Speaker 6>Thanks for having me, Darren Hayes.

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<v Speaker 1>So I've got history with Darren.

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<v Speaker 6>We were never going to talk about that. And also

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<v Speaker 6>I was very confused about my sexuality.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got a compliment. You're the best smelling guest we

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<v Speaker 2>have ever had in this studio.

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<v Speaker 6>That means a lot to me.

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<v Speaker 3>I have just found out you released a cover of

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<v Speaker 3>Last Christmas.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh yeah, that was very early on in career.

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<v Speaker 1>We love this song.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my gosh, we must put this on rotation.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, George Michael.

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<v Speaker 2>You got to meet George Michael.

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<v Speaker 6>We became somewhat acquaintances.

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<v Speaker 2>George Michael.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm gonna this is going to sound like a humble brand.

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<v Speaker 2>Go for it. It's George.

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<v Speaker 6>So I sang this song and then maybe six months later,

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<v Speaker 6>was invited by Pavarotti duet with him at Pavarotti and Friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Hang on you did with George Michael or Pavarotti.

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<v Speaker 1>And you're friends.

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<v Speaker 6>I was the friend's friend single and I had to

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<v Speaker 6>sing an Italian and it's the go to love me.

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<v Speaker 6>I know that, But here's the deal. We go to

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<v Speaker 6>Moderna in Italy. Guess who's on the bill Tracy Chapman,

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<v Speaker 6>Annie Lennox, George Michael and Darryl Haynes from Soundgarden, right,

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<v Speaker 6>and I'm thinking total imposter syndrome. Whatevervotti and Friends couldn't

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<v Speaker 6>have been nicer. Yet the friends were aqua aqua what

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<v Speaker 6>did they sing with Pavarotti traditional and actually the lead

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<v Speaker 6>singer whose name, forgive me, I can't remember. She's a

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<v Speaker 6>beautiful person and hasn't great voice. But here's the deal.

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<v Speaker 6>The other guy was like, dumb on Bibby, I don't

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<v Speaker 6>know if he can send.

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<v Speaker 2>So Pavarotti didn't say Barbie girl.

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<v Speaker 6>He gave me singing lessons. Pavarotti, he took the key

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<v Speaker 6>and he raised it five semitones because you like in Spanish,

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<v Speaker 6>I'm sorry in Italian. He kept saying, no, no, you're returning,

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<v Speaker 6>You're returning your antenna. I was just like or whatever.

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<v Speaker 6>But anyway, then George is on the same show and

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<v Speaker 6>he walks up to me and he goes, you're saying

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<v Speaker 6>summer mine, didn't you.

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<v Speaker 2>George did it? And I'm like, George, Michael knew about that, Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Are you here for royalties?

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<v Speaker 6>And I just went I sat there frozen, and he went,

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<v Speaker 6>I quite liked it. Wink a little wink for I just.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Michael, because when he said it, were you like,

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<v Speaker 2>oh my god, is he going to savvy in my song?

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>You know what.

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<v Speaker 6>I once did a Prince cover and you know how

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<v Speaker 6>Prince reacted to that.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't like it.

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<v Speaker 6>He not that. Not only did he not like it,

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<v Speaker 6>he said, please burn all copies. It was alive recording

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<v Speaker 6>on a DVD.

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<v Speaker 1>Can we find it on YouTube?

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<v Speaker 6>No, you actually can. It was it was my song

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<v Speaker 6>popular Match, mashed up with Baby on the Star.

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<v Speaker 1>We're searching please?

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<v Speaker 2>Was that in a voice note or an email?

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<v Speaker 1>It was?

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<v Speaker 6>I don't know how he communicated it. I think it

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<v Speaker 6>might have been at that point through invisible ink because

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<v Speaker 6>at that point, but yeah, we had filmed it in

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<v Speaker 6>like HD cameras. It was a DVD about to come out,

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<v Speaker 6>and I was so proud and it was like he

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<v Speaker 6>had one hundred percent of the royalties and he went

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<v Speaker 6>burn burn old copies.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wow, I could imagine him saying that you know.

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<v Speaker 6>Him.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a genius, the artist formerly known as Prince. In fact,

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<v Speaker 2>I saw me one of his last shows at rod Livery.

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<v Speaker 2>It was amazing.

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<v Speaker 6>He's a genius and I miss him terribly.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, so are you, sir, Darren Hayes new memoir, Unlovable

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<v Speaker 3>is available now.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very good to see you, so lovable.

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<v Speaker 2>Lovable smell.

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<v Speaker 6>I'll be emailing through the concoction later.

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<v Speaker 3>On and I will reply with videos of Lauren hacking

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<v Speaker 3>your song a carryoke.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's do a very special festive edition of this absolutely

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<v Speaker 1>overrated or underrated.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm tired, underwat overrated, underrated where we go through things

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<v Speaker 3>that well, it's in the title, I wade underrated.

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<v Speaker 1>This one's a Christmas edition. I'm going to come out

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<v Speaker 1>of the block say sounds quite controversial.

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<v Speaker 2>You're the green. He's just going to say, Christmas overrated.

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<v Speaker 1>I love Christmas. Love Christmas. Do you love it?

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<v Speaker 2>Because all you've done is winch about it for last three?

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<v Speaker 1>Love it? Okay? Love it? Overrated? Bonds?

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<v Speaker 2>I love them, I love them. I don't care who

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<v Speaker 2>you are. You put that dorky little paper hat on

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<v Speaker 2>and it's screens Christmas.

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<v Speaker 3>My dad used to force us we would no one

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<v Speaker 3>ate unless we're all were in the paper hats.

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<v Speaker 1>But I grew up in Brisbane.

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<v Speaker 3>So we're all sitting there sweating ahead off, eating roast

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<v Speaker 3>port with colored running down our forehead.

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<v Speaker 2>What about sparra thought for the people like my poor

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<v Speaker 2>with a.

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<v Speaker 1>Big bonds, he's going to sew two together.

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<v Speaker 2>Then you got a big bonce.

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<v Speaker 1>To get in the bin.

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<v Speaker 2>When it comes to dessert, I've already written it down.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh no, no, no, that's allowed. That's I'm all for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas pudding in Christmas cake is disgraceful.

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<v Speaker 6>Do you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>I think? It's time to move on from the eight

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<v Speaker 1>ten hundreds, get rid of it.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got to find Penny or somebody.

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<v Speaker 1>It's downstairs and coals at the moment, wrapped in what

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<v Speaker 1>looks like a tea towel. I'm like, you tell me

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<v Speaker 1>who eats that thing? I mean, the custards are right,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what we're throwing desserts out trifle gone of

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<v Speaker 1>course you do.

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<v Speaker 4>You know that little jelly you get at the bottom

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<v Speaker 4>of Oh yes, and the custard and the bread and that.

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<v Speaker 3>And you are the only two people I know that

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<v Speaker 3>like trifle. What's about you? Like these other dessert peaches?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't mind them?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, tinned fruit of Christmas is big.

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<v Speaker 1>You know the peaches and mangas and peaches pictures modern.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I used to hate and now I

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<v Speaker 2>know Chris Kringle. Back in the day, I want lots

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<v Speaker 2>of presents and now I'm like one present, bring it.

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<v Speaker 2>Only have to buy one present, one present for the family.

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<v Speaker 1>I got something, You get one good thing in heaps

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<v Speaker 1>talk to me. Underrated midnight chopping.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, you.

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<v Speaker 1>Get a park? There's no one there. Sometimes that's not true.

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<v Speaker 2>As a former employee at Chadstone then had to do

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<v Speaker 2>the twenty four hour trade, the people that came in

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<v Speaker 2>on a panic, three am.

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<v Speaker 1>People coming the what are you doing occupancy?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just you're trying to get my double time and

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<v Speaker 2>eat KFC? Do you actually really want to buy your

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<v Speaker 2>wife address right now? Do you really from Kuka was

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<v Speaker 2>to Cuba?

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<v Speaker 1>Cuba?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know what's making a comeback? I'm told I've

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<v Speaker 4>read an underrated It's underrated because it's making comeback. Tinsel No,

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<v Speaker 4>apparently apparently seriously, apparently Tinsel's not back. It is making

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<v Speaker 4>a comeback, aren't we into bow's Now? People put bows

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<v Speaker 4>on the on.

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<v Speaker 1>Your suitcase when you're traveling, so it's yours. You don't

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<v Speaker 1>put all makes me do that.

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<v Speaker 2>It's so embarrassing. It's so embarrassing. The ribbon on the suitcase,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't. It's got a sticker on it with my

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<v Speaker 2>name on. I know which one's money makes. Put a big,

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<v Speaker 2>big bone.

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<v Speaker 1>Underrated celebrity Christmas song Chris j just own a cozy,

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<v Speaker 1>a cozy little Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>Here with you, Jason Lawrence.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning and Merry Christmas, Marry the Christmas, Marry Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas.

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<v Speaker 6>Jason.

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<v Speaker 3>Lauren Clint is here with us as well. We are

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<v Speaker 3>celebrating Christmas on Nova. We are with you as you

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<v Speaker 3>probably are doing the current drive. You've done the open presence.

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<v Speaker 3>You're heading to families houses. Just quickly, how many cars

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<v Speaker 3>do you reckon? We'd be on the on the radio

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<v Speaker 3>at the moment and in that car there would have

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<v Speaker 3>already been a Christmas Day fight.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, but that's what families do on Christmas. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>it's funny because you want Christmas be the perfect have you, David.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's be honest. Things go away well all but someone's

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<v Speaker 2>uncol someone's I don't think, not yet, not this time.

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<v Speaker 2>Now it's running lake. Someone's forgotten the paplover. The Aunties

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<v Speaker 2>haven't spoken to each other all year.

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<v Speaker 3>My mum would always rekindle her relationship a bottle of Maori.

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<v Speaker 2>I need a drink a summer.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it a real adventure on Christmas Day? To medories?

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<v Speaker 1>And she was a real adventure. It was bloody school.

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<v Speaker 1>What's your responsibility on Christmas Day? What do you have

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<v Speaker 1>to tend to?

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<v Speaker 6>Well?

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<v Speaker 1>Your weber guide, you have to tend to the hot coals.

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<v Speaker 3>We're doing it unconventional this year. We've actually booked Christmas

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<v Speaker 3>Day at the pub ah no cleaner exactly. But then

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<v Speaker 3>we come home and then we fire up the pool

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<v Speaker 3>and the pizza ruven and we have all their friends,

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<v Speaker 3>all our friends come over.

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<v Speaker 2>There because he has all his friends over. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>record it an invitation.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never had an invitation.

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<v Speaker 4>It would have been nice to get a Christmas invitation,

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<v Speaker 4>invitation for his friend.

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<v Speaker 1>Fits. All guys, come on, I'll send you a picky

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<v Speaker 1>hey coming up this hour.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what I'm hosting Christmas, and I may be

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<v Speaker 2>leaving my family house. And if you've had enough of

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<v Speaker 2>your family, you go back to we'll do housewap.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, So coming up this hour, celebrity chef Jamie

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<v Speaker 3>Oliver is going to join us to talk Christmas Day lunches.

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<v Speaker 2>Coming up next though, We've got a funny old Christmas

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<v Speaker 2>tradition that happens at my dad's house, which is embarrassing

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<v Speaker 2>for my brother and I, but I think you're going

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<v Speaker 2>to actually like it.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I've been hanging out for this. You said's probably

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<v Speaker 3>gonna get me quite emotional.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll go there. Next.

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<v Speaker 3>This is Jason Lauren Merry Christmas. You are listening to Nova.

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<v Speaker 3>You reckon there be any family bust ups already yet?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, one hundred percent? Who forgot the bad trees? Were?

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<v Speaker 2>Are the bad trees?

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<v Speaker 6>Cheryl?

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<v Speaker 1>You said you're making the salad. Who's playing the ice?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>The ice?

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<v Speaker 2>Someone's forgotten to collect something from the supermarket. Yeah, some

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<v Speaker 2>kids open someone else's kids present. They're fighting over the kids,

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<v Speaker 2>fighting over the president.

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<v Speaker 1>They got into the crane for the pablover.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, did Santa eat the cookies you left out?

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<v Speaker 2>Did your kids leave cookies out Santa. We did, indeed,

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<v Speaker 2>carrots for the reindeer. Yes, did they come along and

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<v Speaker 2>eat it?

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<v Speaker 1>Age? Shake it a little beverage? Ja o.

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<v Speaker 6>What's a.

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<v Speaker 2>Merry Christmas to everyone listening, Please be safe on the

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<v Speaker 2>roads today if you are driving now. I am hosting

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas Day this year, so I must get a water

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<v Speaker 2>show on the You know what it was, I've done it.

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<v Speaker 2>I did it last year too, and it was the

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<v Speaker 2>first time I felt like grown up. So I was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm a real adult. Now my mum's not hosting, my

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<v Speaker 2>dad's not hosting, I'm hosting.

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<v Speaker 1>All the cooking.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm appalled.

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<v Speaker 1>I faffed around. You're a real adult.

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<v Speaker 2>I made the house look athetically pleasing, That's what I did.

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<v Speaker 2>But my parents are abraded, so notoriously we have done

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<v Speaker 2>year on year off. Yeah, a year at dads and

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<v Speaker 2>just flip Christmas Eve if we do it the other

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<v Speaker 2>way around the same her.

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<v Speaker 1>Parents or her family and my family. Who's doing Christmas

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<v Speaker 1>this year? But then I'm like, you know, we're we've

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<v Speaker 1>got three young kids now, like we're the family.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, exactly right, Christmas house. So I think every family

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<v Speaker 2>has that. You know not the battle, but it's like

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<v Speaker 2>a jigs piece. What time do we go to everyone's houses? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 2>My dad hosts every second year. But there's only one

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<v Speaker 2>problem with Christmas at my dad's. It is that he

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<v Speaker 2>has this Christmas tree that he bought in a pot,

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<v Speaker 2>a real live Christmas tree. Now, some people brow fakis,

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<v Speaker 2>they buy them and then they throw them out. My

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<v Speaker 2>dad bought a Christmas tree the year my brother was born,

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<v Speaker 2>a real live Christmas tree in a pot.

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<v Speaker 1>And does he keep it alive.

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<v Speaker 2>He takes it outside in the garden for eleven months

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<v Speaker 2>of the yearning one year round, and he brings it

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<v Speaker 2>in for Christmas. My brother.

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<v Speaker 1>A bottle of wine. The euro was born forty.

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<v Speaker 2>So don't get stuck into my family about forty year

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<v Speaker 2>old Christmas tree. Well, it probably grew for a few

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<v Speaker 2>years in the ground before that. That was like, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not having it for one year in discarding it. My

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<v Speaker 2>dad is very sentimental. Dad, I love this jay. If

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<v Speaker 2>you could say what this Christmas tree looks.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, probably I've got a looks magical. It probably looks you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know it is give there's more tinsel than leaves on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's not well, my mother and I get so

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<v Speaker 2>embarrassed every year because we've now got fiances and and

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<v Speaker 2>we're like, oh god, not the tree again. Dad, Let's

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<v Speaker 2>just buy a new tree. And he says about the tree,

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<v Speaker 2>it ain't leaving Birks back yard.

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<v Speaker 1>Joins us.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, good morning and Merry Christmas, Bobby, Merry Christmas, Dad, Bobby, good.

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<v Speaker 7>Morning, old Merry Christmas. Till so I'm starting to be

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<v Speaker 7>offended about the tree already.

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<v Speaker 3>I can get quite sentimental on days like today, and

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<v Speaker 3>I think that like Clint's dad driving around and giving

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<v Speaker 3>Clintony's siblings a real Christmas tree just got me and

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<v Speaker 3>I think this is beautiful.

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<v Speaker 6>Dad.

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<v Speaker 2>What sort of condition is the tree?

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<v Speaker 7>Well, thank you, it's never in the ground.

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<v Speaker 6>It was in the pot.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, it was about in my language support high. So

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<v Speaker 7>we'll call it a further meter for you go out.

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<v Speaker 7>The biggest problem I gut. Now I've got bloody cathedral

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<v Speaker 7>ceilings and it's hitting the roofs, and when we bring

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<v Speaker 7>it in, I've got to get a trolley and two

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<v Speaker 7>blows to help me carry it. But the tree stays.

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<v Speaker 7>It's forty years old, and I think it's due for here.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like the mason cock of Christmas trees, cathedral, a

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<v Speaker 2>coulture and skinny it is that How tall do you reckon?

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<v Speaker 2>It'd be eight foot now?

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<v Speaker 7>Oh no more than that's probably close to the three

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<v Speaker 7>meters now.

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<v Speaker 2>But it doesn't. Does it got any fresh sprouts this year? Dad?

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<v Speaker 6>No?

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<v Speaker 7>But I did lose one. But I had some arbitrage

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<v Speaker 7>up for here. Recently they touched that bloody tree. I'm

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<v Speaker 7>going to kill them. And what I do is I

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<v Speaker 7>take it with roads all around it so when we

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<v Speaker 7>have the storms up here, it won't blow over.

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<v Speaker 1>And break like me break.

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<v Speaker 2>My dad lives in the mountains and so the risk

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<v Speaker 2>is it so skinny it could blow over in the storms.

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<v Speaker 2>But the way Dad decorates, he should himself. It's got

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<v Speaker 2>more tinsel than.

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<v Speaker 1>Many branches.

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<v Speaker 7>Well, I'll tell you what planks for your bed. If

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<v Speaker 7>it does have some channel nine.

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<v Speaker 1>Bubles promotional ornament face just swirling around them, what else

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<v Speaker 1>has it got?

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<v Speaker 7>One of the biggest problems is it's got so close

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<v Speaker 7>touching the roofs now. The fairy on the top has

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<v Speaker 7>have been forward leans forward.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, okay, we get at cathedral ceilings, nice flexed big house.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, Bobby, we want to get you on to say, Mary, Christmas. Mate.

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<v Speaker 3>You're like the dad of this show and we love

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<v Speaker 3>you lots and we hope you have a ripping Christmas Day.

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<v Speaker 7>The feelings absolutely mutual for you do. Congratulations on a

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<v Speaker 7>fantastic year.

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<v Speaker 2>For cute and dad. You're a grandfather there. I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I was always the golden girl of the family and

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<v Speaker 2>now you've got any of your granddaughter. Isn't Christmas just

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<v Speaker 2>so much more alive now?

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<v Speaker 7>It's It's more special than I could ever imagine. And

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<v Speaker 7>Christmas is a great time for all. Enjoy it with family.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever you do.

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<v Speaker 7>You have a car, hands pull Jade's three little boat.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for reminding me. I've got my hands full of himself.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>Merry Christmas. It is nova.

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<v Speaker 3>You are on the air with Jason Lauren Clintier as

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<v Speaker 3>well and very special guest.

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<v Speaker 1>I love this man. Jamie Oliver is with us. Merry Christmas.

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<v Speaker 1>Good Mary Christmas. How are you right?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you get to put your feet up on Christmas Day?

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<v Speaker 2>Or do you have to cook for the whole fan?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, no, I do cook for the whole family,

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<v Speaker 5>but I get organized. It's all about the week before

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<v Speaker 5>and the day before and then hopefully the.

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<v Speaker 1>Day will go well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and so does it annoy you and other people

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<v Speaker 2>getting your kitchen on Christmas Day? Because my fiance loves

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<v Speaker 2>cooking on today Christmas Day. But then when my stepdad

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<v Speaker 2>tries to get in the kitchen a moment, he's like,

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<v Speaker 2>get get out out, this is my kitchen.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I think you can tell a lot about a person

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<v Speaker 5>by how territory they are about the kitchen. But I think,

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<v Speaker 5>like when I think, because it's a bit like air

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<v Speaker 5>traffic control, right, you want everything to come together, chrispy potatoes,

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<v Speaker 5>perfect gravy, perfect roasted meat. You want to get the

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<v Speaker 5>meat carved and rested. Everything's got to come together at

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<v Speaker 5>the same time. Otherwise it's cold and if people start,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, messing up your flow, it can be stressful.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, my my thing.

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<v Speaker 5>The thing in the UK is on the turkeys. And

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<v Speaker 5>I know it's a bit different out here because of

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<v Speaker 5>the weather and you might roasting, you might be grilling,

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<v Speaker 5>but certainly with the roasted turkey, which I know quite

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<v Speaker 5>a few as you still do, you've got to let

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<v Speaker 5>it rest. You got to let it rest for at

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<v Speaker 5>least an hour. An hour that is sitting there watching

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<v Speaker 5>us for an hour they're still cooking. Actually, the temperature

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<v Speaker 5>internally goes up when it's resting, and all the juice

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<v Speaker 5>goes back to all those nice little crevices, and then

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<v Speaker 5>that's the way you get juicy meat.

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<v Speaker 1>Let it rest hour and a half, I'd say on

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<v Speaker 1>a big time wow.

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<v Speaker 3>We used to sit around the bench as Dad was

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<v Speaker 3>carving off the port. If you ever went for it early,

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<v Speaker 3>Dad had whacked the knife once. And when you have

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<v Speaker 3>to do a run down to the medical cinnerario, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>sure he meant.

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<v Speaker 1>Well he didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Jamie Win Australia on Christmas. We love the Pavlover.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you?

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<v Speaker 2>How do you go with the Pavlova?

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<v Speaker 5>I love Pavlova, I really do. I'm all for like

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<v Speaker 5>the well, I like the tropical fruits myself, that the

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<v Speaker 5>manes and the passion fruit. Bit of passion vanilla cream yea,

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<v Speaker 5>But I also look like a little bit of shaved

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<v Speaker 5>or melted chocolate.

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<v Speaker 6>Yes.

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<v Speaker 2>It might's always a bit chewy, and I don't mind

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<v Speaker 2>it a bit chewy.

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<v Speaker 1>Where do you sit on?

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<v Speaker 3>And I know, Clint, you will be a fan of

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<v Speaker 3>this because you're like an eight year old in a

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<v Speaker 3>man's body.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you sit on? Trifle?

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<v Speaker 2>Trifle or trifle?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, if you think, if you think about it, a

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<v Speaker 5>tirimosieur is a trifle, right.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So all it is is that the.

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<v Speaker 5>Sponge fingers or sponge of some description. You can go

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<v Speaker 5>the layers of jelly, you can go the blumoge, you

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<v Speaker 5>can go the cream, you can go the chocolate layers.

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<v Speaker 5>But I mean, for me, it is a retro thing

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<v Speaker 5>and I love it. And the bit of sherry or

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<v Speaker 5>booze on the sponge, you know, a layer of custard.

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<v Speaker 5>And I even use that terrible like package packet blumonge

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<v Speaker 5>full of numbers. Yeah, just because it's like it's Christmas

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<v Speaker 5>and it's like retro, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 2>Margaret makes it?

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<v Speaker 1>What's on the Christmas list? Jamie was about to ask.

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<v Speaker 5>You, Well, I I kind of go down that like

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<v Speaker 5>Italian vibe of the Arosto misto, which basically means I

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<v Speaker 5>can't make up my mind. So I do a roast turkey,

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<v Speaker 5>I do a port ketta, and I do a roast goose,

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<v Speaker 5>and then I let everyone have a bit of everything,

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<v Speaker 5>and then just smash out the roast potatoes, gravy veg galore,

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<v Speaker 5>definitely co of cheese.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I love the leftovers.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm all in for curries and pies.

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<v Speaker 1>Just quickly before we let you go. What's what's one

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<v Speaker 1>of the best boogie presents you bought jewels or the kids?

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<v Speaker 5>The best bougie presents?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like a lott Christmas, like when you really traded one?

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<v Speaker 5>You the best thing I've ever bought her? U oh gold,

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<v Speaker 5>But I mean I tried to be romantic sometimes. The cookbook.

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<v Speaker 5>It looks it's a very good value. But if I

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<v Speaker 5>gave that to her for Christmas, you'd look at me

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<v Speaker 5>and go, really, yeah, it might work. But now I

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<v Speaker 5>got an old vintage mirror once with a favorite poem

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<v Speaker 5>etched on it.

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<v Speaker 2>Is getting young.

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<v Speaker 5>It was a really nice French vintage mirror. When on

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<v Speaker 5>the wall grave favorite etched lots of love the things

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<v Speaker 5>you do.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow, right, you are an old romantic. I love that.

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<v Speaker 2>Merry Christmas, you have.

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<v Speaker 5>A great one. I hope Santa was generous to you.

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<v Speaker 5>And yeah, enjoy a lovely time with your family and friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Take care stretchy pads today everyone for all that food.

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<v Speaker 2>Very Christmas everyone. It's a busy day today.

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<v Speaker 1>We can say that's it's Christmas Day.

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<v Speaker 2>It is Christmas Day. Busy morning, running around, getting batteries

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<v Speaker 2>from the shops. Yep, last minute things that you've forgotten.

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<v Speaker 1>Quick, little fight with the siblings.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, someone's fighting with their auntie.

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<v Speaker 3>And then the afternoon session rolls in where you're full

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<v Speaker 3>of food at one family's house and then you have

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<v Speaker 3>to make the pilgrimage to the next.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you know how late Clint is going out for

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<v Speaker 1>Christmas dinner tonight?

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<v Speaker 2>I know because he's got a work tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>Eight thirty pm. That's what time our reservations. We're going

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<v Speaker 1>out for dinner.

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<v Speaker 2>But you have to read the news in Melbourne tonight.

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<v Speaker 1>I do have to read the news in thirty Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>well that's all right, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>You know what it's thirty You finished seven?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh that was the first reservation of urball. Because it's

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<v Speaker 4>very very popular. A lot of families do it well.

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<v Speaker 2>It saves the cleanup, Like waking up just tomorrow morning

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<v Speaker 2>with the message.

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<v Speaker 1>The carrots, I feel like I'd be full before eight

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<v Speaker 1>thirty is crazy. Yeah, that's a good point.

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<v Speaker 2>Bit I'm in my third round of the.

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<v Speaker 3>Bit of a warning for family sitting down for lunch today.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got a lot of vivid memories of doing medical

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<v Speaker 3>center runs on Christmas Day.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>There was one year where my sister had hot oil

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<v Speaker 3>spilt over her because Mum was doing the roast potatoes.

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<v Speaker 2>The little ankle bitters running around the kitchen. Kids out

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<v Speaker 2>of the kitchen.

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<v Speaker 3>So it was everyone in the car after the medical

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<v Speaker 3>sent everyone goes down to the medical center, whole family Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas got to stick together.

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<v Speaker 3>Bring your presents. We could be waiting a while. And

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<v Speaker 3>then there was one rule in our house which ended

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<v Speaker 3>in disaster. We used to do roast pork on Christmas Day.

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<v Speaker 2>Yum, meto. Did you guys fight over the crackling?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we were like hyenas. Would all be gathered around

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<v Speaker 3>the bench. Dad would be standing there with the electric knife.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>The only rule was because Dad would take all the

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<v Speaker 3>crackling off and to go in a bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't touch until we sit down.

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<v Speaker 2>Because there's always someone who eats more than everyone else.

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<v Speaker 1>Dad, Dad always does it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like a but everyone's gathered around watching the carving, right,

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<v Speaker 3>and Dad always said, your bloody go for the crackling.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll hit you with the knife, not the electric knife.

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<v Speaker 2>I know where this is going. Latisha, Latisha, get your

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<v Speaker 2>hands out of the boulder.

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<v Speaker 1>My urban sister one year couldn't resist. She go to

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<v Speaker 1>the crackling, or she wear the crackling.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't blame her, though. It's hard to sit there

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<v Speaker 2>and look at it, and I can.

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<v Speaker 1>I can remember it like it was yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>The hand, it was like SlowMo, the hand coming out

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<v Speaker 3>of nowhere, and I was watching her hand and I'm like,

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<v Speaker 3>she's doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like watching someone break out of jail. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>she's going for it.

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<v Speaker 2>She's going for it, making a run for it.

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<v Speaker 3>The hand makes contact with the crackling, like a prisoner

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<v Speaker 3>getting over the fence, and I'm like, she's got it, go,

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<v Speaker 3>go go. As the hand is making its way back

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<v Speaker 3>to the body, you see the electric knife come out

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<v Speaker 3>of nowhere and Dad's got.

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<v Speaker 6>Her with the knife.

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<v Speaker 2>Blood, Oh Dad, did you ruin? The crackling? Did the blood?

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<v Speaker 1>But you could see Dad's Dad didn't mean to do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was just the reaction, like for years

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<v Speaker 1>and years.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like I've told you I'll hit you with the

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<v Speaker 3>knife and he's got blood's gone everywhere.

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<v Speaker 1>She's persting in tears. Dad's like, oh my god, I've

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<v Speaker 1>actually slicted it with the knie.

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<v Speaker 2>Christmas ruined. Straight to emergency.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone, get your toys in the car. We'll go on

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<v Speaker 1>the medical. No, no stitches, and actually I think there

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<v Speaker 1>was there might have been a stitch or and the crackling.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you eat the crackling before you went to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 6>Cold?

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<v Speaker 1>No, that's where mum goes.

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<v Speaker 4>I'll get the alfail's straight in the oven, getting.

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<v Speaker 1>Plates out of them, your parents, mum.

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<v Speaker 2>My nana used to warm the plate.

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<v Speaker 1>Or you go to use the sink and it's like

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<v Speaker 1>was it hot water and plates in the seak?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, plates soaking, So they're not called for Christmas dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>That is it. Well, you get out of here. Thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for being I go. Thanks to spending Christmas Day

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<v Speaker 1>with us.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, have a great day everyone, and we're thinking of

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<v Speaker 2>those who are without loved ones today too.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a magic day, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a ripper. It is an absolute ripper. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>Merry Christmas to all. Hopefully it's been an amazing day.

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<v Speaker 3>And you said we are thinking of you for those

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<v Speaker 3>who don't have all their loved ones with them today, have.

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<v Speaker 2>A great day round. Put you stretch your pants on

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<v Speaker 2>it as much as you can. No rules on Christmas.

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<v Speaker 3>And a big shout out to those people who can't

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<v Speaker 3>be with their family because they're serving dinner to Clint

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<v Speaker 3>family tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>It's going to be a late one guys, and they

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<v Speaker 2>get this sweet double time and a half page today.

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<v Speaker 1>Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone, have a great days gonna.

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<v Speaker 4>Be Jason Lauren, Jason Lauren wake up feeling good on No.

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<v Speaker 2>One hundred. Jason Lauren only good on Socials