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Speaker 1: Christmas. J just wann a cozy, a cozy little Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Here with you, Jason Lawrence, Very Christmas. Good morning, and

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Speaker 2: Merry christ Marry the Christmas Chris today, guys, and I

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Speaker 2: couldn't think of anyone I'd rather spend Christmas than my family.

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Speaker 2: So let's get the show on the road. Start, get home.

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Speaker 1: Did you wake with anything in your sack? Kids? Kids

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Speaker 1: are up early?

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Speaker 2: Oh, your kids are up early. Sins came to my house.

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Speaker 1: Good. Yes, I was a good boy. I made the

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Speaker 1: good list.

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Speaker 2: I am hosting Christmas Day today, so I have a

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Speaker 2: lot to do, a lot to do.

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Speaker 3: A lot of people will be in their cars on

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Speaker 3: the way to family's houses this morning.

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Speaker 1: They would have done the present opening, all right.

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Speaker 2: There'll be a few people in the cars on the

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Speaker 2: way to family things. There will be a lot of

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Speaker 2: people on the cars on the way to like woollies

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Speaker 2: calls just to get the last minute things they've forgot.

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Speaker 2: They've forgotten the rav.

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Speaker 3: The bag of eyes and at all the surveys they have,

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Speaker 3: the giant create of ice and they wrapped, and the

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Speaker 3: bloody alfoyl.

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Speaker 4: I mean yesterday it was three bucks a day. It's

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Speaker 4: nine you know, what we used.

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Speaker 3: To do on Christmas Day back in the black and

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Speaker 3: white days at the radio station. We used to send

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Speaker 3: like the street teams out the Supernovas or the Black

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Speaker 3: Thunders Christmas Day and they would load them up with

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Speaker 3: batteries because back in the nineties all the shops surveys

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Speaker 3: weren't open in.

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Speaker 2: The nineties, is not very good with the battery.

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Speaker 1: No Santa shocking with the battery.

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Speaker 3: So we used to have like the Black Thunders and

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Speaker 3: the super Andnovers are giving our batteries.

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Speaker 2: Great idea. Yes, I'm sure they were thrilled to be

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Speaker 2: doing that on.

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Speaker 4: Christmas Day, double time at a half. All these days

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Speaker 4: the clubs are open. I think I'm going to go

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Speaker 4: clubbing tonight.

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Speaker 1: Are you well, electrics open tonight? Everything will be open really?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, Well, I won't be able to do that

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Speaker 2: because my family, or what I like to call Stage five,

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Speaker 2: clingers on Christmas and you can't get money that they

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Speaker 2: go all night.

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Speaker 1: Well, love days a long.

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Speaker 2: Usually Liz Mama, she loves it, loves loves a festive party,

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Speaker 2: loves the Christmas He's doings.

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Speaker 1: She normally leaves around Easter.

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Speaker 3: Coming up on the show, we are going to be

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Speaker 3: celebrating with some very special guests. Darren Hayes is in

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Speaker 3: with an absolute banger of a.

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Speaker 1: Christmas Carol, and do you know who else is in?

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Speaker 1: And the lead up to Christmas Day.

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Speaker 2: Lunch Jamie oliver Us. So if you need any tips

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Speaker 2: on like last minute kitchen necessities, he's the guy. He'll

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Speaker 2: tell you what you need. Have you forgotten the apple source?

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Speaker 2: Have you've forgotten the gravy?

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Speaker 1: I love apple sauce.

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Speaker 2: What's that song about making gravy?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: You know the song Christmas Movie?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there is making graves Kelly.

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Speaker 1: I was like, just grave Box.

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Speaker 2: The poor Kelly's not here. Paul Kelly's not on the

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Speaker 2: show today.

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Speaker 3: He's busy when you're making grave Box, Grave Box tonight,

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Speaker 3: like grave Box tonight.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Merry Christmas, everybody, please be safe on the roads

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Speaker 2: today if you are driving.

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Speaker 3: Around Christmas at the standaways, we'll find out what it's

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Speaker 3: like at Clint's house, my house and Lawrence house.

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Speaker 1: Dad later, Oh yes, Bobby, oh dad.

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Speaker 2: My dad has a Christmas tradition that drives my brother

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Speaker 2: and I insane.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's just Christmas traditions in a nutshell.

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Speaker 5: I know.

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Speaker 2: Families do funny things on Christmas, don't they?

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Speaker 1: Guys?

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Speaker 3: Too early for trifle? No never, let's get into it.

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Speaker 3: This is our Christmas Day special. It is Jason Lauren

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Speaker 3: on Nova. Merry Christmas, take it easy on the roads.

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Speaker 3: We hope you've had a great Christmas morning so far.

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Speaker 3: I hope you were behaving last night and you've got

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Speaker 3: everything you want.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Christmas Eve is a fun night anticipation. The excitement

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Speaker 2: sounds is coming in little Champagne. I wonder if sounds right.

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Speaker 2: Everyone's carrots are left out? Don't know the rain deyes

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Speaker 2: head charas.

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Speaker 1: You know we have a we have an on Susan

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Speaker 1: nice and early this do you? Yeah? Yeah, well and

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Speaker 1: susan early lazy tup of ware tuple ware lazy.

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Speaker 2: So that's a specialty in your house.

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Speaker 3: It's loaded with colored popcorn normally the chocolate almonds.

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Speaker 1: M and ms.

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Speaker 2: Oh in the morning.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, anytime, there's no rules. All right, let's take you

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Speaker 3: to the standaway house.

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Speaker 4: Now, let's do it. Dad's tradition, it's actually a recent tradition.

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Speaker 4: He loves to come up with a Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Shot like wait, a shot you drinkle like a Christmas

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Speaker 1: No, not a snap, a shot like a down the hatch.

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Speaker 2: She designs it.

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Speaker 1: He designs it every single year.

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Speaker 3: Can I just do a safety check and warning? So

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Speaker 3: I think there'd be a lot of families that crack

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Speaker 3: and open the baileyes or the snaps and stuff and

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Speaker 3: drink responsibly. But they'd be opening it today and they're

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Speaker 3: not touching it for another year. I think when you're

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Speaker 3: doing the lid of something, if there's a crusty sound,

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Speaker 1: I don't think it goes off? Does it? Does it?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 4: Does the baileys go off? In previous years we have

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Speaker 4: had like a creamy sort of shot, which.

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Speaker 2: Quite delightful, and I'm not into it.

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Speaker 4: There's been like he's really gone deep in the cabinet,

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Speaker 2: Do we know what this year specialty is?

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Speaker 4: But he has hinted at my having a gingerbread style twist,

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Speaker 1: I don't know how that works. But he's he's the

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Speaker 1: he's like a he's like a mixologist. Mixologist. I was

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Speaker 1: going to say, like he worked the movie.

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Speaker 2: Does he name his Christmas shot every year?

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Speaker 1: He doesn't, but he should, and.

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Speaker 4: It's usually sort of it's actually we're pretty punchy. We'll

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Speaker 4: usually start with a few prawns, you know, glass of champagne,

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Speaker 4: and then pre lunch Dad will bring out the tray

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Speaker 2: Mean, you know, it's always great when it's a really

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Speaker 3: Yes, mate, growing up on the mean streets of Brisbane,

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Speaker 3: some school and would all be gathered around that bloody

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's just the best it is. It is beautiful

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Speaker 1: Also, can we just do a shadow to everyone working

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Speaker 3: Yes, yes, like medical centers, doctors.

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Speaker 2: Or like supermarkets cen stations.

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Speaker 4: Dad almost needed the medical help one here because he

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Speaker 4: introduced a pomegranate shot into the He tested. He tested

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Speaker 4: the pomegranate shot and let's just say the pomegranate didn't

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Speaker 4: go down the gallop too well to get his stomach pumped.

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Speaker 1: It came back up.

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Speaker 2: Did anyone else have a pomegranate shout of action for

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Speaker 1: Don't be don't be using pomegranate in shots.

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Speaker 2: I'm glad he did the taste test. Yeah, he gave

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Speaker 2: it to the family and family that was.

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Speaker 1: Pre ham as well. That's it.

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Speaker 2: It's the shots on the empty stomach that will get you.

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Speaker 3: Very special guest. I love this man, noting for a

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Speaker 3: lot of years. I am talking mister Darren Hayes is

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Speaker 6: Thanks for having me, Darren Hayes.

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Speaker 1: So I've got history with Darren.

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Speaker 6: We were never going to talk about that. And also

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Speaker 6: I was very confused about my sexuality.

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Speaker 2: I've got a compliment. You're the best smelling guest we

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Speaker 2: have ever had in this studio.

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Speaker 6: That means a lot to me.

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Speaker 3: I have just found out you released a cover of

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Speaker 3: Last Christmas.

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Speaker 6: Oh yeah, that was very early on in career.

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Speaker 1: We love this song.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, we must put this on rotation.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, George Michael.

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Speaker 2: You got to meet George Michael.

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Speaker 6: We became somewhat acquaintances.

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Speaker 2: George Michael.

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Speaker 6: I'm gonna this is going to sound like a humble brand.

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Speaker 2: Go for it. It's George.

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Speaker 6: So I sang this song and then maybe six months later,

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Speaker 2: Hang on you did with George Michael or Pavarotti.

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Speaker 1: And you're friends.

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Speaker 6: I was the friend's friend single and I had to

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Speaker 6: sing an Italian and it's the go to love me.

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Speaker 6: I know that, But here's the deal. We go to

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Speaker 6: Moderna in Italy. Guess who's on the bill Tracy Chapman,

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Speaker 6: Annie Lennox, George Michael and Darryl Haynes from Soundgarden, right,

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Speaker 6: and I'm thinking total imposter syndrome. Whatevervotti and Friends couldn't

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Speaker 6: have been nicer. Yet the friends were aqua aqua what

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Speaker 6: did they sing with Pavarotti traditional and actually the lead

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Speaker 6: singer whose name, forgive me, I can't remember. She's a

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Speaker 6: The other guy was like, dumb on Bibby, I don't

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Speaker 2: So Pavarotti didn't say Barbie girl.

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Speaker 6: He gave me singing lessons. Pavarotti, he took the key

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Speaker 6: and he raised it five semitones because you like in Spanish,

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Speaker 6: I'm sorry in Italian. He kept saying, no, no, you're returning,

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Speaker 6: You're returning your antenna. I was just like or whatever.

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Speaker 6: But anyway, then George is on the same show and

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Speaker 2: George did it? And I'm like, George, Michael knew about that, Yes.

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Speaker 1: Are you here for royalties?

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Speaker 6: And I just went I sat there frozen, and he went,

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Speaker 6: I quite liked it. Wink a little wink for I just.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Michael, because when he said it, were you like,

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Speaker 2: oh my god, is he going to savvy in my song?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You know what.

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Speaker 6: I once did a Prince cover and you know how

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Speaker 6: Prince reacted to that.

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Speaker 2: I didn't like it.

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Speaker 6: He not that. Not only did he not like it,

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Speaker 6: he said, please burn all copies. It was alive recording

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Speaker 6: on a DVD.

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Speaker 1: Can we find it on YouTube?

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Speaker 6: No, you actually can. It was it was my song

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Speaker 6: popular Match, mashed up with Baby on the Star.

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Speaker 1: We're searching please?

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Speaker 2: Was that in a voice note or an email?

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Speaker 1: It was?

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Speaker 6: I don't know how he communicated it. I think it

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Speaker 3: Well, so are you, sir, Darren Hayes new memoir, Unlovable

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Speaker 1: It's very good to see you, so lovable.

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Speaker 6: I'll be emailing through the concoction later.

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Speaker 3: On and I will reply with videos of Lauren hacking

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Speaker 1: Let's do a very special festive edition of this absolutely

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Speaker 3: I'm tired, underwat overrated, underrated where we go through things

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Speaker 1: I love Christmas. Love Christmas. Do you love it?

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Speaker 2: Because all you've done is winch about it for last three?

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Speaker 2: I love them, I love them. I don't care who

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Speaker 3: My dad used to force us we would no one

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Speaker 2: When it comes to dessert, I've already written it down.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, that's allowed. That's I'm all for that.

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Speaker 1: Christmas pudding in Christmas cake is disgraceful.

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Speaker 1: you know what we're throwing desserts out trifle gone of

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Speaker 4: You know that little jelly you get at the bottom

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Speaker 3: And you are the only two people I know that

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Speaker 3: like trifle. What's about you? Like these other dessert peaches?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, tinned fruit of Christmas is big.

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Speaker 1: You know the peaches and mangas and peaches pictures modern.

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Speaker 2: You know what I used to hate and now I

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Speaker 2: know Chris Kringle. Back in the day, I want lots

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Speaker 2: of presents and now I'm like one present, bring it.

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Speaker 2: Only have to buy one present, one present for the family.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, you.

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Speaker 1: Get a park? There's no one there. Sometimes that's not true.

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Speaker 2: I'm just you're trying to get my double time and

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Speaker 2: eat KFC? Do you actually really want to buy your

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Speaker 2: to Cuba?

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Speaker 4: Do you know what's making a comeback? I'm told I've

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Speaker 4: read an underrated It's underrated because it's making comeback. Tinsel No,

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Speaker 1: Your suitcase when you're traveling, so it's yours. You don't

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Speaker 2: It's so embarrassing. It's so embarrassing. The ribbon on the suitcase,

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Speaker 1: Underrated celebrity Christmas song Chris j just own a cozy,

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Speaker 2: Here with you, Jason Lawrence.

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Speaker 3: Good morning and Merry Christmas, Marry the Christmas, Marry Christmas.

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Speaker 3: Lauren Clint is here with us as well. We are

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Speaker 3: already been a Christmas Day fight.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, but that's what families do on Christmas. Sometimes

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Speaker 2: it's funny because you want Christmas be the perfect have you, David.

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Speaker 2: Now it's running lake. Someone's forgotten the paplover. The Aunties

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Speaker 3: My mum would always rekindle her relationship a bottle of Maori.

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Speaker 2: I need a drink a summer.

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Speaker 1: Isn't it a real adventure on Christmas Day? To medories?

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Speaker 1: And she was a real adventure. It was bloody school.

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Speaker 1: What's your responsibility on Christmas Day? What do you have

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Speaker 1: Your weber guide, you have to tend to the hot coals.

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Speaker 3: We're doing it unconventional this year. We've actually booked Christmas

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Speaker 3: and the pizza ruven and we have all their friends,

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Speaker 3: all our friends come over.

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Speaker 2: There because he has all his friends over. I don't

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Speaker 2: record it an invitation.

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Speaker 1: I've never had an invitation.

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Speaker 4: It would have been nice to get a Christmas invitation,

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Speaker 4: invitation for his friend.

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Speaker 1: Fits. All guys, come on, I'll send you a picky

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Speaker 2: You know what I'm hosting Christmas, and I may be

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Speaker 2: leaving my family house. And if you've had enough of

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Speaker 3: All right, So coming up this hour, celebrity chef Jamie

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Speaker 2: Coming up next though, We've got a funny old Christmas

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Speaker 2: tradition that happens at my dad's house, which is embarrassing

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I've been hanging out for this. You said's probably

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Speaker 1: We'll go there. Next.

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Speaker 3: This is Jason Lauren Merry Christmas. You are listening to Nova.

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Speaker 3: You reckon there be any family bust ups already yet?

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, one hundred percent? Who forgot the bad trees? Were?

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Speaker 2: Are the bad trees?

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Speaker 6: Cheryl?

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Speaker 1: You said you're making the salad. Who's playing the ice?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: The ice?

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Speaker 2: Someone's forgotten to collect something from the supermarket. Yeah, some

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Speaker 2: fighting over the president.

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Speaker 1: They got into the crane for the pablover.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, did Santa eat the cookies you left out?

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Speaker 2: Did your kids leave cookies out Santa. We did, indeed,

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Speaker 2: carrots for the reindeer. Yes, did they come along and

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Speaker 1: Age? Shake it a little beverage? Ja o.

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Speaker 2: Merry Christmas to everyone listening, Please be safe on the

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Speaker 2: roads today if you are driving now. I am hosting

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Speaker 2: Christmas Day this year, so I must get a water

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Speaker 2: show on the You know what it was, I've done it.

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Speaker 2: I did it last year too, and it was the

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Speaker 2: I'm a real adult. Now my mum's not hosting, my

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Speaker 1: All the cooking.

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Speaker 2: I'm appalled.

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Speaker 1: I faffed around. You're a real adult.

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Speaker 2: I made the house look athetically pleasing, That's what I did.

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Speaker 2: But my parents are abraded, so notoriously we have done

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Speaker 1: Parents or her family and my family. Who's doing Christmas

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly right, Christmas house. So I think every family

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Speaker 2: My dad hosts every second year. But there's only one

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Speaker 2: problem with Christmas at my dad's. It is that he

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Speaker 2: a real live Christmas tree. Now, some people brow fakis,

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Speaker 2: they buy them and then they throw them out. My

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Speaker 2: dad bought a Christmas tree the year my brother was born,

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Speaker 1: And does he keep it alive.

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Speaker 2: He takes it outside in the garden for eleven months

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Speaker 2: of the yearning one year round, and he brings it

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Speaker 1: A bottle of wine. The euro was born forty.

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Speaker 2: So don't get stuck into my family about forty year

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Speaker 2: old Christmas tree. Well, it probably grew for a few

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Speaker 2: years in the ground before that. That was like, I'm

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Speaker 2: not having it for one year in discarding it. My

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Speaker 2: dad is very sentimental. Dad, I love this jay. If

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Speaker 2: you could say what this Christmas tree looks.

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Speaker 1: Like, probably I've got a looks magical. It probably looks you.

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Speaker 2: Know it is give there's more tinsel than leaves on it.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's not well, my mother and I get so

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Speaker 2: embarrassed every year because we've now got fiances and and

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Speaker 2: we're like, oh god, not the tree again. Dad, Let's

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Speaker 2: just buy a new tree. And he says about the tree,

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Speaker 2: it ain't leaving Birks back yard.

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Speaker 1: Joins us.

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Speaker 3: Now, good morning and Merry Christmas, Bobby, Merry Christmas, Dad, Bobby, good.

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Speaker 7: Morning, old Merry Christmas. Till so I'm starting to be

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Speaker 3: I can get quite sentimental on days like today, and

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Speaker 3: I think that like Clint's dad driving around and giving

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Speaker 3: I think this is beautiful.

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Speaker 2: What sort of condition is the tree?

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Speaker 7: Well, thank you, it's never in the ground.

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Speaker 6: It was in the pot.

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Speaker 7: Yes, it was about in my language support high. So

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Speaker 7: we'll call it a further meter for you go out.

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Speaker 7: The biggest problem I gut. Now I've got bloody cathedral

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Speaker 7: ceilings and it's hitting the roofs, and when we bring

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Speaker 7: it in, I've got to get a trolley and two

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Speaker 7: It's forty years old, and I think it's due for here.

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Speaker 2: It's like the mason cock of Christmas trees, cathedral, a

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Speaker 7: Oh no more than that's probably close to the three

449
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Speaker 7: meters now.

450
00:21:26,960 --> 00:21:29,600
Speaker 2: But it doesn't. Does it got any fresh sprouts this year? Dad?

451
00:21:30,280 --> 00:21:30,320
Speaker 6: No?

452
00:21:30,480 --> 00:21:32,920
Speaker 7: But I did lose one. But I had some arbitrage

453
00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,479
Speaker 7: up for here. Recently they touched that bloody tree. I'm

454
00:21:35,520 --> 00:21:37,800
Speaker 7: going to kill them. And what I do is I

455
00:21:38,040 --> 00:21:40,000
Speaker 7: take it with roads all around it so when we

456
00:21:40,080 --> 00:21:42,000
Speaker 7: have the storms up here, it won't blow over.

457
00:21:41,880 --> 00:21:45,160
Speaker 1: And break like me break.

458
00:21:45,440 --> 00:21:48,440
Speaker 2: My dad lives in the mountains and so the risk

459
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,480
Speaker 2: is it so skinny it could blow over in the storms.

460
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:53,600
Speaker 2: But the way Dad decorates, he should himself. It's got

461
00:21:53,680 --> 00:21:54,560
Speaker 2: more tinsel than.

462
00:21:56,720 --> 00:21:57,400
Speaker 1: Many branches.

463
00:21:58,440 --> 00:22:00,119
Speaker 7: Well, I'll tell you what planks for your bed. If

464
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:01,840
Speaker 7: it does have some channel nine.

465
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:11,120
Speaker 1: Bubles promotional ornament face just swirling around them, what else

466
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:11,640
Speaker 1: has it got?

467
00:22:12,160 --> 00:22:14,400
Speaker 7: One of the biggest problems is it's got so close

468
00:22:14,520 --> 00:22:16,480
Speaker 7: touching the roofs now. The fairy on the top has

469
00:22:16,600 --> 00:22:18,520
Speaker 7: have been forward leans forward.

470
00:22:18,640 --> 00:22:22,440
Speaker 3: Now, okay, we get at cathedral ceilings, nice flexed big house.

471
00:22:23,720 --> 00:22:26,840
Speaker 1: Hey, Bobby, we want to get you on to say, Mary, Christmas. Mate.

472
00:22:27,200 --> 00:22:29,520
Speaker 3: You're like the dad of this show and we love

473
00:22:29,560 --> 00:22:31,400
Speaker 3: you lots and we hope you have a ripping Christmas Day.

474
00:22:31,920 --> 00:22:35,040
Speaker 7: The feelings absolutely mutual for you do. Congratulations on a

475
00:22:35,240 --> 00:22:36,359
Speaker 7: fantastic year.

476
00:22:36,280 --> 00:22:41,639
Speaker 2: For cute and dad. You're a grandfather there. I mean,

477
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,920
Speaker 2: I was always the golden girl of the family and

478
00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:47,159
Speaker 2: now you've got any of your granddaughter. Isn't Christmas just

479
00:22:47,280 --> 00:22:48,439
Speaker 2: so much more alive now?

480
00:22:49,440 --> 00:22:52,040
Speaker 7: It's It's more special than I could ever imagine. And

481
00:22:52,359 --> 00:22:55,439
Speaker 7: Christmas is a great time for all. Enjoy it with family.

482
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:56,200
Speaker 1: Whatever you do.

483
00:22:56,520 --> 00:22:58,360
Speaker 7: You have a car, hands pull Jade's three little boat.

484
00:22:58,840 --> 00:23:02,840
Speaker 1: Thanks for reminding me. I've got my hands full of himself.

485
00:23:04,240 --> 00:23:05,120
Speaker 2: That's a good Christmas.

486
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:11,720
Speaker 1: Merry Christmas. It is nova.

487
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,080
Speaker 3: You are on the air with Jason Lauren Clintier as

488
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:16,160
Speaker 3: well and very special guest.

489
00:23:16,280 --> 00:23:19,680
Speaker 1: I love this man. Jamie Oliver is with us. Merry Christmas.

490
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:23,159
Speaker 1: Good Mary Christmas. How are you right?

491
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:25,040
Speaker 2: Do you get to put your feet up on Christmas Day?

492
00:23:25,080 --> 00:23:26,560
Speaker 2: Or do you have to cook for the whole fan?

493
00:23:26,720 --> 00:23:28,200
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, I do cook for the whole family,

494
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:30,160
Speaker 5: but I get organized. It's all about the week before

495
00:23:30,240 --> 00:23:31,919
Speaker 5: and the day before and then hopefully the.

496
00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:32,680
Speaker 1: Day will go well.

497
00:23:32,840 --> 00:23:34,960
Speaker 2: Yes, and so does it annoy you and other people

498
00:23:35,040 --> 00:23:38,359
Speaker 2: getting your kitchen on Christmas Day? Because my fiance loves

499
00:23:38,400 --> 00:23:41,800
Speaker 2: cooking on today Christmas Day. But then when my stepdad

500
00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,399
Speaker 2: tries to get in the kitchen a moment, he's like,

501
00:23:43,520 --> 00:23:45,440
Speaker 2: get get out out, this is my kitchen.

502
00:23:45,760 --> 00:23:45,960
Speaker 1: Yeah.

503
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,359
Speaker 5: I think you can tell a lot about a person

504
00:23:47,440 --> 00:23:50,840
Speaker 5: by how territory they are about the kitchen. But I think,

505
00:23:50,960 --> 00:23:52,639
Speaker 5: like when I think, because it's a bit like air

506
00:23:52,680 --> 00:23:55,960
Speaker 5: traffic control, right, you want everything to come together, chrispy potatoes,

507
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 5: perfect gravy, perfect roasted meat. You want to get the

508
00:23:58,240 --> 00:24:00,760
Speaker 5: meat carved and rested. Everything's got to come together at

509
00:24:00,760 --> 00:24:03,800
Speaker 5: the same time. Otherwise it's cold and if people start,

510
00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,600
Speaker 5: you know, messing up your flow, it can be stressful.

511
00:24:07,000 --> 00:24:08,679
Speaker 1: But yeah, my my thing.

512
00:24:08,960 --> 00:24:11,240
Speaker 5: The thing in the UK is on the turkeys. And

513
00:24:11,280 --> 00:24:12,600
Speaker 5: I know it's a bit different out here because of

514
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,879
Speaker 5: the weather and you might roasting, you might be grilling,

515
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 5: but certainly with the roasted turkey, which I know quite

516
00:24:17,280 --> 00:24:19,879
Speaker 5: a few as you still do, you've got to let

517
00:24:19,920 --> 00:24:21,520
Speaker 5: it rest. You got to let it rest for at

518
00:24:21,640 --> 00:24:25,440
Speaker 5: least an hour. An hour that is sitting there watching

519
00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:29,280
Speaker 5: us for an hour they're still cooking. Actually, the temperature

520
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:32,200
Speaker 5: internally goes up when it's resting, and all the juice

521
00:24:32,240 --> 00:24:34,280
Speaker 5: goes back to all those nice little crevices, and then

522
00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,680
Speaker 5: that's the way you get juicy meat.

523
00:24:35,840 --> 00:24:37,280
Speaker 1: Let it rest hour and a half, I'd say on

524
00:24:37,320 --> 00:24:38,000
Speaker 1: a big time wow.

525
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:39,920
Speaker 3: We used to sit around the bench as Dad was

526
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:43,240
Speaker 3: carving off the port. If you ever went for it early,

527
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:45,800
Speaker 3: Dad had whacked the knife once. And when you have

528
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 3: to do a run down to the medical cinnerario, I'm

529
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:50,440
Speaker 3: sure he meant.

530
00:24:50,280 --> 00:24:51,280
Speaker 1: Well he didn't.

531
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Speaker 2: Jamie Win Australia on Christmas. We love the Pavlover.

532
00:24:55,320 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 1: How do you?

533
00:24:56,000 --> 00:24:57,200
Speaker 2: How do you go with the Pavlova?

534
00:24:57,640 --> 00:25:00,440
Speaker 5: I love Pavlova, I really do. I'm all for like

535
00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:03,639
Speaker 5: the well, I like the tropical fruits myself, that the

536
00:25:03,720 --> 00:25:08,040
Speaker 5: manes and the passion fruit. Bit of passion vanilla cream yea,

537
00:25:08,240 --> 00:25:09,960
Speaker 5: But I also look like a little bit of shaved

538
00:25:10,040 --> 00:25:10,840
Speaker 5: or melted chocolate.

539
00:25:11,119 --> 00:25:11,320
Speaker 6: Yes.

540
00:25:11,400 --> 00:25:13,520
Speaker 2: It might's always a bit chewy, and I don't mind

541
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:14,200
Speaker 2: it a bit chewy.

542
00:25:14,200 --> 00:25:14,920
Speaker 1: Where do you sit on?

543
00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:16,440
Speaker 3: And I know, Clint, you will be a fan of

544
00:25:16,520 --> 00:25:18,000
Speaker 3: this because you're like an eight year old in a

545
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:18,520
Speaker 3: man's body.

546
00:25:18,600 --> 00:25:19,639
Speaker 1: What do you sit on? Trifle?

547
00:25:21,240 --> 00:25:22,400
Speaker 2: Trifle or trifle?

548
00:25:22,880 --> 00:25:24,480
Speaker 5: Well, if you think, if you think about it, a

549
00:25:24,520 --> 00:25:25,960
Speaker 5: tirimosieur is a trifle, right.

550
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:29,240
Speaker 6: Yeah.

551
00:25:29,320 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 1: Yeah, So all it is is that the.

552
00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:33,600
Speaker 5: Sponge fingers or sponge of some description. You can go

553
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,639
Speaker 5: the layers of jelly, you can go the blumoge, you

554
00:25:35,680 --> 00:25:37,879
Speaker 5: can go the cream, you can go the chocolate layers.

555
00:25:37,920 --> 00:25:40,399
Speaker 5: But I mean, for me, it is a retro thing

556
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,280
Speaker 5: and I love it. And the bit of sherry or

557
00:25:43,359 --> 00:25:46,240
Speaker 5: booze on the sponge, you know, a layer of custard.

558
00:25:46,800 --> 00:25:50,680
Speaker 5: And I even use that terrible like package packet blumonge

559
00:25:50,800 --> 00:25:53,399
Speaker 5: full of numbers. Yeah, just because it's like it's Christmas

560
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 5: and it's like retro, isn't it?

561
00:25:55,840 --> 00:25:56,480
Speaker 2: Margaret makes it?

562
00:25:58,160 --> 00:26:00,920
Speaker 1: What's on the Christmas list? Jamie was about to ask.

563
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:02,879
Speaker 5: You, Well, I I kind of go down that like

564
00:26:02,960 --> 00:26:05,720
Speaker 5: Italian vibe of the Arosto misto, which basically means I

565
00:26:05,760 --> 00:26:07,800
Speaker 5: can't make up my mind. So I do a roast turkey,

566
00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,400
Speaker 5: I do a port ketta, and I do a roast goose,

567
00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:12,680
Speaker 5: and then I let everyone have a bit of everything,

568
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:16,480
Speaker 5: and then just smash out the roast potatoes, gravy veg galore,

569
00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:17,840
Speaker 5: definitely co of cheese.

570
00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:20,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love the leftovers.

571
00:26:20,520 --> 00:26:21,840
Speaker 5: I'm all in for curries and pies.

572
00:26:22,119 --> 00:26:24,919
Speaker 1: Just quickly before we let you go. What's what's one

573
00:26:24,960 --> 00:26:27,720
Speaker 1: of the best boogie presents you bought jewels or the kids?

574
00:26:28,200 --> 00:26:29,520
Speaker 5: The best bougie presents?

575
00:26:29,600 --> 00:26:32,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a lott Christmas, like when you really traded one?

576
00:26:32,400 --> 00:26:38,200
Speaker 5: You the best thing I've ever bought her? U oh gold,

577
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 5: But I mean I tried to be romantic sometimes. The cookbook.

578
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:50,560
Speaker 5: It looks it's a very good value. But if I

579
00:26:50,640 --> 00:26:52,159
Speaker 5: gave that to her for Christmas, you'd look at me

580
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:58,200
Speaker 5: and go, really, yeah, it might work. But now I

581
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,680
Speaker 5: got an old vintage mirror once with a favorite poem

582
00:27:00,800 --> 00:27:01,399
Speaker 5: etched on it.

583
00:27:03,600 --> 00:27:04,120
Speaker 2: Is getting young.

584
00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,720
Speaker 5: It was a really nice French vintage mirror. When on

585
00:27:08,800 --> 00:27:12,800
Speaker 5: the wall grave favorite etched lots of love the things

586
00:27:12,880 --> 00:27:13,040
Speaker 5: you do.

587
00:27:13,359 --> 00:27:17,200
Speaker 2: Wow, right, you are an old romantic. I love that.

588
00:27:17,440 --> 00:27:19,879
Speaker 2: Merry Christmas, you have.

589
00:27:19,960 --> 00:27:22,040
Speaker 5: A great one. I hope Santa was generous to you.

590
00:27:22,640 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 5: And yeah, enjoy a lovely time with your family and friends.

591
00:27:26,080 --> 00:27:28,920
Speaker 2: Take care stretchy pads today everyone for all that food.

592
00:27:29,600 --> 00:27:32,399
Speaker 2: Very Christmas everyone. It's a busy day today.

593
00:27:32,600 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 1: We can say that's it's Christmas Day.

594
00:27:34,200 --> 00:27:38,920
Speaker 2: It is Christmas Day. Busy morning, running around, getting batteries

595
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:41,680
Speaker 2: from the shops. Yep, last minute things that you've forgotten.

596
00:27:41,840 --> 00:27:43,560
Speaker 1: Quick, little fight with the siblings.

597
00:27:43,840 --> 00:27:46,119
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, someone's fighting with their auntie.

598
00:27:46,240 --> 00:27:48,800
Speaker 3: And then the afternoon session rolls in where you're full

599
00:27:48,840 --> 00:27:50,280
Speaker 3: of food at one family's house and then you have

600
00:27:50,359 --> 00:27:51,680
Speaker 3: to make the pilgrimage to the next.

601
00:27:52,240 --> 00:27:54,359
Speaker 1: Do you know how late Clint is going out for

602
00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:55,320
Speaker 1: Christmas dinner tonight?

603
00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:57,320
Speaker 2: I know because he's got a work tonight.

604
00:27:57,520 --> 00:28:01,160
Speaker 1: Eight thirty pm. That's what time our reservations. We're going

605
00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:01,760
Speaker 1: out for dinner.

606
00:28:02,119 --> 00:28:04,160
Speaker 2: But you have to read the news in Melbourne tonight.

607
00:28:04,200 --> 00:28:07,040
Speaker 1: I do have to read the news in thirty Yeah,

608
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:08,960
Speaker 1: well that's all right, isn't it.

609
00:28:09,040 --> 00:28:11,480
Speaker 2: You know what it's thirty You finished seven?

610
00:28:11,840 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 4: Oh that was the first reservation of urball. Because it's

611
00:28:14,119 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 4: very very popular. A lot of families do it well.

612
00:28:17,080 --> 00:28:20,640
Speaker 2: It saves the cleanup, Like waking up just tomorrow morning

613
00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:21,720
Speaker 2: with the message.

614
00:28:21,520 --> 00:28:24,400
Speaker 1: The carrots, I feel like I'd be full before eight

615
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,400
Speaker 1: thirty is crazy. Yeah, that's a good point.

616
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,080
Speaker 2: Bit I'm in my third round of the.

617
00:28:30,040 --> 00:28:33,200
Speaker 3: Bit of a warning for family sitting down for lunch today.

618
00:28:33,760 --> 00:28:37,399
Speaker 3: I've got a lot of vivid memories of doing medical

619
00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 3: center runs on Christmas Day.

620
00:28:39,560 --> 00:28:40,080
Speaker 2: Oh yeah.

621
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,600
Speaker 3: There was one year where my sister had hot oil

622
00:28:43,680 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 3: spilt over her because Mum was doing the roast potatoes.

623
00:28:46,720 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 2: The little ankle bitters running around the kitchen. Kids out

624
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:49,800
Speaker 2: of the kitchen.

625
00:28:49,880 --> 00:28:53,120
Speaker 3: So it was everyone in the car after the medical

626
00:28:53,160 --> 00:28:56,120
Speaker 3: sent everyone goes down to the medical center, whole family Christmas.

627
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:57,840
Speaker 2: Christmas got to stick together.

628
00:28:58,000 --> 00:29:01,920
Speaker 3: Bring your presents. We could be waiting a while. And

629
00:29:02,040 --> 00:29:04,120
Speaker 3: then there was one rule in our house which ended

630
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:08,320
Speaker 3: in disaster. We used to do roast pork on Christmas Day.

631
00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,840
Speaker 2: Yum, meto. Did you guys fight over the crackling?

632
00:29:11,000 --> 00:29:13,280
Speaker 3: Yeah, we were like hyenas. Would all be gathered around

633
00:29:13,280 --> 00:29:16,440
Speaker 3: the bench. Dad would be standing there with the electric knife.

634
00:29:18,440 --> 00:29:18,560
Speaker 1: Now.

635
00:29:18,600 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 3: The only rule was because Dad would take all the

636
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,000
Speaker 3: crackling off and to go in a bowl.

637
00:29:22,600 --> 00:29:25,200
Speaker 1: You don't touch until we sit down.

638
00:29:25,800 --> 00:29:27,840
Speaker 2: Because there's always someone who eats more than everyone else.

639
00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:29,840
Speaker 1: Dad, Dad always does it.

640
00:29:29,880 --> 00:29:33,440
Speaker 3: It's like a but everyone's gathered around watching the carving, right,

641
00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:36,320
Speaker 3: and Dad always said, your bloody go for the crackling.

642
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:39,360
Speaker 2: I'll hit you with the knife, not the electric knife.

643
00:29:39,680 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 2: I know where this is going. Latisha, Latisha, get your

644
00:29:43,280 --> 00:29:44,320
Speaker 2: hands out of the boulder.

645
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:48,640
Speaker 1: My urban sister one year couldn't resist. She go to

646
00:29:48,640 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: the crackling, or she wear the crackling.

647
00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,040
Speaker 2: I don't blame her, though. It's hard to sit there

648
00:29:52,080 --> 00:29:53,000
Speaker 2: and look at it, and I can.

649
00:29:53,120 --> 00:29:55,280
Speaker 1: I can remember it like it was yesterday.

650
00:29:55,920 --> 00:29:57,800
Speaker 3: The hand, it was like SlowMo, the hand coming out

651
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,840
Speaker 3: of nowhere, and I was watching her hand and I'm like,

652
00:30:00,080 --> 00:30:00,560
Speaker 3: she's doing it.

653
00:30:01,320 --> 00:30:03,520
Speaker 1: It's like watching someone break out of jail. I'm like,

654
00:30:03,600 --> 00:30:04,280
Speaker 1: she's going for it.

655
00:30:04,520 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 2: She's going for it, making a run for it.

656
00:30:07,040 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 3: The hand makes contact with the crackling, like a prisoner

657
00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 3: getting over the fence, and I'm like, she's got it, go,

658
00:30:14,040 --> 00:30:18,080
Speaker 3: go go. As the hand is making its way back

659
00:30:18,120 --> 00:30:20,440
Speaker 3: to the body, you see the electric knife come out

660
00:30:20,480 --> 00:30:22,400
Speaker 3: of nowhere and Dad's got.

661
00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:23,040
Speaker 6: Her with the knife.

662
00:30:24,040 --> 00:30:28,440
Speaker 2: Blood, Oh Dad, did you ruin? The crackling? Did the blood?

663
00:30:30,560 --> 00:30:32,480
Speaker 1: But you could see Dad's Dad didn't mean to do it.

664
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:34,440
Speaker 1: I think it was just the reaction, like for years

665
00:30:34,480 --> 00:30:34,800
Speaker 1: and years.

666
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,520
Speaker 3: It's like I've told you I'll hit you with the

667
00:30:36,560 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 3: knife and he's got blood's gone everywhere.

668
00:30:38,920 --> 00:30:40,520
Speaker 1: She's persting in tears. Dad's like, oh my god, I've

669
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:41,560
Speaker 1: actually slicted it with the knie.

670
00:30:41,600 --> 00:30:43,040
Speaker 2: Christmas ruined. Straight to emergency.

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Speaker 1: Everyone, get your toys in the car. We'll go on

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Speaker 1: the medical. No, no stitches, and actually I think there

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Speaker 1: was there might have been a stitch or and the crackling.

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Speaker 2: Did you eat the crackling before you went to the hospital.

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Speaker 6: Cold?

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Speaker 1: No, that's where mum goes.

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Speaker 4: I'll get the alfail's straight in the oven, getting.

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Speaker 1: Plates out of them, your parents, mum.

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Speaker 2: My nana used to warm the plate.

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Speaker 1: Or you go to use the sink and it's like

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Speaker 1: was it hot water and plates in the seak?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, plates soaking, So they're not called for Christmas dinner.

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Speaker 1: That is it. Well, you get out of here. Thank

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Speaker 1: you for being I go. Thanks to spending Christmas Day

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Speaker 1: with us.

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Speaker 2: Yes, have a great day everyone, and we're thinking of

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Speaker 2: those who are without loved ones today too.

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Speaker 1: It's a magic day, isn't it.

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Speaker 3: It's a ripper. It is an absolute ripper. So yeah,

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Speaker 3: Merry Christmas to all. Hopefully it's been an amazing day.

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Speaker 3: And you said we are thinking of you for those

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Speaker 3: who don't have all their loved ones with them today, have.

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Speaker 2: A great day round. Put you stretch your pants on

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Speaker 2: it as much as you can. No rules on Christmas.

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Speaker 3: And a big shout out to those people who can't

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Speaker 3: be with their family because they're serving dinner to Clint

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Speaker 3: family tonight.

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Speaker 2: It's going to be a late one guys, and they

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Speaker 2: get this sweet double time and a half page today.

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Speaker 1: Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Everyone, have a great days gonna.

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Speaker 4: Be Jason Lauren, Jason Lauren wake up feeling good on No.

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Speaker 2: One hundred. Jason Lauren only good on Socials