1 00:00:00,240 --> 00:00:02,520 Speaker 1: This is the fitting in with Her with Kate Richie 2 00:00:02,560 --> 00:00:06,000 Speaker 1: podcast Funerals. Oh God, I don't want to be in 3 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:08,080 Speaker 1: the box house, not keen to be in the box. 4 00:00:10,080 --> 00:00:12,880 Speaker 2: Also hope that there's a nice tea and coffee there 5 00:00:12,920 --> 00:00:14,480 Speaker 2: as well. When you have a couple of bikies, you 6 00:00:14,520 --> 00:00:17,000 Speaker 2: go back to someone's for the wake, someone usually does 7 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,520 Speaker 2: a burnout or there's a burnout involved somehow. And he 8 00:00:19,720 --> 00:00:21,239 Speaker 2: loved his tiranas, didn't he? 9 00:00:21,320 --> 00:00:23,279 Speaker 1: And when you know what, when they don't trim the 10 00:00:23,360 --> 00:00:27,639 Speaker 1: crusts off the chicken sandwiches, I'm furious. Plenty of Mayo 11 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:29,840 Speaker 1: plays and drop the nuts out of your chicken sandwiches. 12 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:30,960 Speaker 1: That's crazy stuff. 13 00:00:32,680 --> 00:00:36,240 Speaker 2: Amantha Hunt, Amantha wats your language? 14 00:00:36,240 --> 00:00:36,680 Speaker 1: Plays? 15 00:00:36,880 --> 00:00:41,199 Speaker 2: A mentha? I meant meant to get that right? A 16 00:00:41,320 --> 00:00:46,400 Speaker 2: mentha Hunt. Her eighty year old uncle died and something 17 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:48,159 Speaker 2: went wrong at the funeral. Have a listen to this 18 00:00:48,680 --> 00:00:51,200 Speaker 2: when I meet the Hunts. Eighty year old uncle passed away. 19 00:00:51,360 --> 00:00:54,360 Speaker 2: She chose Harrison Ross Mortuary to prepare them for burial. 20 00:00:54,800 --> 00:00:57,000 Speaker 1: But when she went to view his body and she says, 21 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:57,600 Speaker 1: it wasn't. 22 00:00:57,400 --> 00:01:00,640 Speaker 2: Him, It was a guy land there am I uncle sup? 23 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:01,960 Speaker 2: But it wasn't my uncle. 24 00:01:02,760 --> 00:01:05,120 Speaker 3: What did you think? I just kept looking at him. 25 00:01:05,160 --> 00:01:06,640 Speaker 3: I don't know. I was just kept looking at him 26 00:01:06,680 --> 00:01:08,240 Speaker 3: and kept looking him like, wait a minute. He couldn't 27 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:08,800 Speaker 3: have got that dove. 28 00:01:10,600 --> 00:01:13,960 Speaker 1: So what he was a different shade to the original uncle? 29 00:01:15,480 --> 00:01:17,560 Speaker 1: Different domes. That's not what happens when you die. 30 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,160 Speaker 2: But in Uncle Harrison's suit. 31 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:24,080 Speaker 1: So they've taken what they lost the body, but somehow 32 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:26,800 Speaker 1: had the suit. Maybe they had to do an autopsy'll 33 00:01:26,840 --> 00:01:29,160 Speaker 1: clean the body and then they redress it. But all 34 00:01:29,200 --> 00:01:30,280 Speaker 1: of a sudden there was a mixer. 35 00:01:30,640 --> 00:01:33,000 Speaker 2: Apparently the lady at the funeral home goes, can you 36 00:01:33,040 --> 00:01:37,000 Speaker 2: just wait here, I'll just go sort this out. Three 37 00:01:37,080 --> 00:01:40,480 Speaker 2: hours later, comes back and there's the body in the 38 00:01:40,560 --> 00:01:43,160 Speaker 2: right suit. You're changed it. 39 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:46,639 Speaker 1: Over because he never wore this brand. It's Taro Cash. 40 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:49,320 Speaker 1: You know, he was a versace kind of guy. And 41 00:01:49,360 --> 00:01:51,000 Speaker 1: the other bloke in the suits Mexican. 42 00:01:51,640 --> 00:01:55,760 Speaker 2: So what about the story, I mean, what went wrong 43 00:01:55,760 --> 00:01:58,160 Speaker 2: at the funeral home? Thirteen twenty fourteen? Get involved and 44 00:01:58,200 --> 00:01:59,960 Speaker 2: anyone gets on, are you're going to the running for tea? 45 00:02:00,000 --> 00:02:00,240 Speaker 3: Okay? 46 00:02:00,320 --> 00:02:03,560 Speaker 2: Every day in May? But the story that we did 47 00:02:03,640 --> 00:02:06,080 Speaker 2: remember the woman that went to the funeral whip and 48 00:02:06,120 --> 00:02:08,920 Speaker 2: she rocked up to the wrong funeral and no one 49 00:02:08,960 --> 00:02:12,919 Speaker 2: was there. Yes, so she signed in at the funeral, 50 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:16,040 Speaker 2: no one was there, and then realized, I'm at the 51 00:02:16,080 --> 00:02:18,880 Speaker 2: wrong funeral. He then gets a call a couple of 52 00:02:18,919 --> 00:02:22,360 Speaker 2: months later and says, well, that funeral that you went to. 53 00:02:23,120 --> 00:02:26,200 Speaker 2: That lady in her will said whoever rocks up to 54 00:02:26,240 --> 00:02:28,760 Speaker 2: my funeral can get all the money. 55 00:02:30,040 --> 00:02:31,840 Speaker 1: That I'm leaving that I'm leaving. 56 00:02:32,240 --> 00:02:34,400 Speaker 2: And she was the only one that rocked up, and 57 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:35,480 Speaker 2: she did it by accident. 58 00:02:35,520 --> 00:02:38,799 Speaker 1: Got one hundred thousand dollars or something. Moya from subtherl. 59 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:40,480 Speaker 3: And Hello, good morning guys. 60 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:43,359 Speaker 1: Hi, good Moya. What went wrong at the funeral? 61 00:02:44,360 --> 00:02:47,160 Speaker 3: Yeah, that my cousin's funeral and my uncle was up 62 00:02:47,200 --> 00:02:51,880 Speaker 3: giving me eulogy and his sister in law's ringtone goes off. Firstly, 63 00:02:51,919 --> 00:02:54,880 Speaker 3: lets it ring for about six times, but see ringtone 64 00:02:54,960 --> 00:03:03,680 Speaker 3: is highway to hell. Oh no, anyway, she proceeds to 65 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 3: answer the call, stepped to the side and said, oh, 66 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:07,840 Speaker 3: I'm out a funeral. Can I call you back? You're 67 00:03:07,919 --> 00:03:08,360 Speaker 3: kidding me? 68 00:03:09,680 --> 00:03:13,639 Speaker 1: Oh my god, why would you do? You know what 69 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:16,720 Speaker 1: the worst part about my mum when this happened, Moya, 70 00:03:17,720 --> 00:03:19,880 Speaker 1: was it was like it was in a church that 71 00:03:20,040 --> 00:03:23,280 Speaker 1: was a long pew and I don't know why, so 72 00:03:23,320 --> 00:03:24,880 Speaker 1: it was like a bench seat. I don't know why. 73 00:03:24,919 --> 00:03:27,200 Speaker 1: She left her handbag at the start of the pew, 74 00:03:27,360 --> 00:03:30,040 Speaker 1: just outside the end of it, and then walked in 75 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:33,120 Speaker 1: and sat in the middle. So when the phone started ringing, 76 00:03:33,639 --> 00:03:36,200 Speaker 1: she had to get up and make her way past 77 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:40,040 Speaker 1: everybody to get her bag to turn the phone off. 78 00:03:40,680 --> 00:03:41,520 Speaker 3: Oh you're kidding. 79 00:03:41,760 --> 00:03:44,480 Speaker 1: Oh, and you know the worst part too. The cloacal 80 00:03:44,560 --> 00:03:48,280 Speaker 1: that had died. They said that he'd stopped drinking a 81 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:51,520 Speaker 1: long time ago, and the guy getting up giving the 82 00:03:51,520 --> 00:03:54,280 Speaker 1: eulogies best mate says, do you know what when Weno? 83 00:03:55,080 --> 00:03:58,720 Speaker 1: When Weno, he was such a strong man that even 84 00:03:58,920 --> 00:04:02,320 Speaker 1: just a month ago he vomited, He had his stomach 85 00:04:02,360 --> 00:04:05,240 Speaker 1: pumped by the ambulance. But you know what, he went 86 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:07,520 Speaker 1: to hospital, came back and he kept drinking. That's how 87 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:08,960 Speaker 1: much of a man Wayina was. 88 00:04:09,040 --> 00:04:11,480 Speaker 3: So that was that's how you do it. 89 00:04:11,480 --> 00:04:14,320 Speaker 1: It's in Whippa with Kate Ritchie is a Nova podcast 90 00:04:14,560 --> 00:04:17,800 Speaker 1: walk great shows like this. 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