WEBVTT - What happens in Thailand… doesn't always stay in Thailand 0:00:00.040 --> 0:00:04.640 And a Lady and a Lady, A lady and Lady Unfiltered. Hey, hey, 0:00:05.440 --> 0:00:08.400 welcome to another podcast. It is a Lady Unfiltered. 0:00:08.440 --> 0:00:12.719 I'm Hailey and I'm Lauren, and we are besties, business partners, 0:00:12.760 --> 0:00:14.160 the creators of ade Lady. 0:00:14.240 --> 0:00:15.800 Hello, I say Lossy. 0:00:15.600 --> 0:00:19.760 Media, and we do everything together except bang. Sorry, but 0:00:19.800 --> 0:00:23.000 your feet are so disgusting. I have just seen the 0:00:23.040 --> 0:00:24.639 bottom of Lauren's feet. 0:00:25.239 --> 0:00:27.520 Have you showered in the last three weeks. 0:00:27.560 --> 0:00:28.960 I'm pregnant. I can't shower. 0:00:29.760 --> 0:00:31.640 Look at the bottom of her feet. They're black. 0:00:32.600 --> 0:00:35.720 I think I'm gonna have to fire my cleaner. 0:00:37.280 --> 0:00:41.680 You got buy a ness. They are deddy. It was 0:00:41.800 --> 0:00:42.360 so foul. 0:00:42.560 --> 0:00:44.400 Look at me. I thought I was so put together. 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:47.879 I'm wearing a matching tracksuit for you. Yeah, fucking straightened 0:00:47.880 --> 0:00:50.200 my hair for you, and then you pig on my feet. 0:00:50.280 --> 0:00:54.560 But look that's what I'm looking at, your giant hooves. Anyway, 0:00:54.720 --> 0:00:55.760 welcome to another pod. 0:00:55.960 --> 0:00:57.800 And I've got a cough. I sound like a packet 0:00:57.800 --> 0:00:58.280 a smoker. 0:00:58.320 --> 0:01:00.240 Okay, let's be honest. You're struggling today. 0:01:00.400 --> 0:01:04.679 Oh I just remember that time I said I've given up. Well, no, 0:01:04.840 --> 0:01:05.880 I really give it up. 0:01:05.959 --> 0:01:08.039 Yeah, you had to go with people that go on 0:01:08.080 --> 0:01:10.000 maternal leave early. But you're actually ready. 0:01:10.560 --> 0:01:12.840 I'm sorry for everyone I've ever given up. She gave 0:01:12.920 --> 0:01:15.759 up at twenty five weeks. Thirty weeks. Ill work till 0:01:15.800 --> 0:01:18.840 I'm thirty seven weeks. I'm thinking about just giving up now. 0:01:18.880 --> 0:01:21.679 Let's just call it quits, thirty weeks. Just let me go, 0:01:21.920 --> 0:01:23.400 Just let me crawl off to bed. 0:01:23.680 --> 0:01:26.360 The thing is with you, though, is you could do that, 0:01:26.480 --> 0:01:27.840 but then you wouldn't be able to switch off because 0:01:27.840 --> 0:01:28.520 it's your own business. 0:01:28.520 --> 0:01:29.360 This is what happens. 0:01:29.680 --> 0:01:32.920 This is the downside of having your own business. Is 0:01:32.920 --> 0:01:36.039 when you have a baby, you go cool, I've got 0:01:36.040 --> 0:01:38.480 all the flexibility in the world. No, I can't switch 0:01:38.480 --> 0:01:40.240 off because what if we don't make money. It's it's 0:01:40.280 --> 0:01:42.280 my thing I've got I've got seventeen miles to fee 0:01:42.360 --> 0:01:43.720 and I'm a control freak. 0:01:44.120 --> 0:01:47.280 Yeah, which is so it's like good in some ways 0:01:47.319 --> 0:01:51.640 but also really bad in others. Yeah and yeah, So 0:01:51.960 --> 0:01:54.360 you've got me until probably thirty seven weeks. Do you 0:01:54.440 --> 0:01:55.480 make seven more weeks of me? 0:01:55.680 --> 0:01:56.640 Thirty seven and five? 0:01:56.800 --> 0:01:57.680 Thirty seven and five? 0:01:59.400 --> 0:02:00.600 Watch your the week? 0:02:01.000 --> 0:02:03.800 Oh do you know I've been thinking and I'm I'm 0:02:03.800 --> 0:02:07.440 not gonna get emotional about it. But our child, Sophia, Yeah, 0:02:07.440 --> 0:02:09.839 we collectively share is five next week? 0:02:09.919 --> 0:02:12.080 I know next week. 0:02:12.360 --> 0:02:15.680 And I've just been sitting in bed going through photos. 0:02:15.720 --> 0:02:17.880 I've watched my birth in video with her like seventy 0:02:17.880 --> 0:02:20.920 four thousand times. I'm watching her little hand. And then 0:02:21.000 --> 0:02:23.760 last night she's standing here, she goes, Mum, can I 0:02:23.800 --> 0:02:25.840 do it real? I think I look really pretty in 0:02:25.880 --> 0:02:29.399 this dress? Bergio, And I said, you the photo. She's 0:02:29.400 --> 0:02:32.200 in heels and a white dress and she's dressed for dinner. 0:02:32.200 --> 0:02:33.680 She's like, can I do it real? 0:02:33.840 --> 0:02:36.080 She's going to a ball, going to doing the peace 0:02:36.080 --> 0:02:36.600 sign like. 0:02:36.560 --> 0:02:40.080 You and kicking her leg up. And then she said, Dad, 0:02:40.120 --> 0:02:41.600 can you send this to my teacher so I can 0:02:41.639 --> 0:02:43.359 show all my class what I wore for dinner? 0:02:44.760 --> 0:02:46.160 What I do? 0:02:46.200 --> 0:02:49.000 You know what five is a big milestone? Five is 0:02:49.040 --> 0:02:53.120 when you get emotional. Then it's like thirteen, sixteen, eighteen, 0:02:53.200 --> 0:02:56.720 twenty one. So five is your first like apart from one, obviously, yeah, 0:02:56.880 --> 0:02:59.119 is your first big like, oh my gosh, she's going 0:02:59.120 --> 0:02:59.600 to school. 0:02:59.680 --> 0:03:02.440 And the other thing that is like stressing me out 0:03:02.560 --> 0:03:05.040 is so baby is due on the seventeenth of July. 0:03:05.680 --> 0:03:08.600 Sofia starts school on the twentieth of July, So like 0:03:08.720 --> 0:03:10.840 I might not even be able to walk her into 0:03:10.880 --> 0:03:12.320 her first day of school. 0:03:12.840 --> 0:03:15.280 Oh that is the saddest thing. Yeah, how can we 0:03:15.320 --> 0:03:17.320 work around that? I don't know to go to her 0:03:17.320 --> 0:03:18.120 first day of school? 0:03:18.120 --> 0:03:19.960 But you know what it's like with the cesarean, you're 0:03:19.960 --> 0:03:21.440 literally laid up for like five days. 0:03:21.480 --> 0:03:25.600 Oh god, do you know what this is? Okay? 0:03:25.680 --> 0:03:27.520 What you could do is this is like she's doing 0:03:27.560 --> 0:03:29.880 one and a half years of reception right, She's starting midyear, 0:03:30.320 --> 0:03:33.160 So why don't you count next year as the first 0:03:33.200 --> 0:03:36.440 official year of reception and just pretend that this is 0:03:36.840 --> 0:03:37.920 just still an EOC. 0:03:38.320 --> 0:03:40.280 But I, like, I love a good lie, but that 0:03:40.560 --> 0:03:43.119 like I know that, it's not like I know that, 0:03:43.480 --> 0:03:44.760 like she's walking in those. 0:03:44.760 --> 0:03:46.760 You want me to work with her with that upset 0:03:46.840 --> 0:03:49.640 you with Bergio and I will you emerge because that would. 0:03:49.360 --> 0:03:51.440 Just feel the rumors even more After Thailand. 0:03:53.320 --> 0:03:54.520 We'll get to Thailand soon. 0:03:54.560 --> 0:03:58.480 That's the theme today, my little My little men is 0:03:58.520 --> 0:04:01.600 actually something you kind of just mentioned it there, and 0:04:01.640 --> 0:04:04.600 I really love it. Alfie, my eleven year old, seems 0:04:04.640 --> 0:04:06.320 to be the theme of My Men every week, but 0:04:06.800 --> 0:04:09.880 he did something on the weekend and I was like, fuck, 0:04:09.960 --> 0:04:12.000 I love you. I love you and I love your 0:04:12.040 --> 0:04:16.600 confidence so much. So getting a haircut in our household 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:19.520 is one of the most stressful things. Who would have thought, 0:04:19.680 --> 0:04:23.640 two boys, they get so anxious before getting a haircut 0:04:23.680 --> 0:04:25.200 in case it's too short, because then they get. 0:04:25.040 --> 0:04:26.560 Bullied at school and blah blah blah. 0:04:26.680 --> 0:04:28.960 Right, really, yeah. 0:04:28.760 --> 0:04:32.000 They hate getting their haircut. So I dropped Alfie down 0:04:32.040 --> 0:04:33.719 to that one on King Willim Road. 0:04:33.520 --> 0:04:36.080 Where women not allowed inside. 0:04:36.360 --> 0:04:37.200 Oh you go there. 0:04:37.400 --> 0:04:38.480 I'm not allowed to go in. 0:04:38.839 --> 0:04:40.520 I'm not even allowed to poke my head in the 0:04:40.560 --> 0:04:43.360 door and say hey, here's his cash or anything like that, 0:04:43.560 --> 0:04:44.359 or his instruction. 0:04:44.560 --> 0:04:46.080 Is he having a cigar in there? 0:04:46.120 --> 0:04:49.960 Short black? It's so weird. He's having a little short black, 0:04:50.080 --> 0:04:50.720 little goufair. 0:04:51.040 --> 0:04:52.520 So he walked in the back door to get his 0:04:52.560 --> 0:04:55.880 little head on, and I'm thinking, please do it right, please, 0:04:55.960 --> 0:04:58.600 like give the right instructions so you don't get stressed, 0:04:58.600 --> 0:04:59.280 because he will cry. 0:04:59.400 --> 0:05:00.600 He gets really upset. 0:05:00.920 --> 0:05:03.600 Anyway, he got in the car and I'll show you 0:05:03.640 --> 0:05:06.239 the photo. He gets in the car, takes a selfie 0:05:06.279 --> 0:05:09.520 of himself right with his fresh hair. Car and then 0:05:09.520 --> 0:05:12.880 he goes to me, this is the best I've ever looked, Mum, 0:05:13.240 --> 0:05:14.320 send this to all your friends. 0:05:17.480 --> 0:05:21.000 Like, I love that you love the way you look. 0:05:21.240 --> 0:05:23.800 That is because the amount of times I look at 0:05:23.800 --> 0:05:26.120 a photo of myself and go, you are so disgusting 0:05:26.200 --> 0:05:26.840 to myself. 0:05:26.920 --> 0:05:28.720 Can I get so angry at when you do that? 0:05:29.040 --> 0:05:30.560 But I do it all the time, and I go, 0:05:30.720 --> 0:05:33.480 you are happy with the way you look. 0:05:34.160 --> 0:05:36.520 This is the best I've ever looked. So I want 0:05:36.560 --> 0:05:37.120 to do a thing. 0:05:37.520 --> 0:05:39.640 If you're listening to this, now, find a photo in 0:05:39.680 --> 0:05:42.159 your phone of a day where you thought you looked 0:05:42.160 --> 0:05:45.640 really good, and let's share those photos. Let's find a 0:05:45.720 --> 0:05:47.719 nice photo of yourself and be proud of the way 0:05:47.760 --> 0:05:48.160 you look. 0:05:48.240 --> 0:05:49.560 I think mine would have been when I was a 0:05:49.600 --> 0:05:49.960 new born. 0:05:50.080 --> 0:05:52.960 Yeah, the day you wore a bikini and you were 0:05:52.960 --> 0:05:53.680 six months. 0:05:53.440 --> 0:05:55.839 Old, I was four. I was like, damn, girl, she's 0:05:55.880 --> 0:05:56.520 in her proud. 0:05:59.040 --> 0:06:01.240 I love the confidence, and I wish the adults had 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:02.520 that confidence. 0:06:02.600 --> 0:06:05.840 If I had of Sofia's confidence, you would literally be 0:06:05.960 --> 0:06:06.839 telling me to calm down. 0:06:07.040 --> 0:06:08.640 That's why you don't want to dull that. 0:06:08.920 --> 0:06:11.679 You don't want them to be Obviously, arrogance is something 0:06:11.720 --> 0:06:13.640 that you don't want, but you want them to be 0:06:13.839 --> 0:06:16.480 happy with themselves and happy with the way they look. 0:06:17.200 --> 0:06:19.520 Imagine that this is what we need to bottle up. 0:06:19.560 --> 0:06:22.920 She literally face full of makeup, her hair was done, 0:06:23.000 --> 0:06:26.680 she had this dress on, and she's just going flicking down. 0:06:27.000 --> 0:06:29.200 Can I do it real? Same with our feet. They 0:06:29.279 --> 0:06:32.160 both have this confidence about them that it's either going 0:06:32.200 --> 0:06:34.360 to land them in jail or get them really far 0:06:34.400 --> 0:06:35.240 in life. Like I'm not. 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:37.000 Sure they're going to get so far in life. 0:06:37.040 --> 0:06:38.120 Yeah, I hope it's that one. 0:06:38.279 --> 0:06:42.840 I always figure if you struggle academically but you socially 0:06:43.120 --> 0:06:45.640 are okay, you will do whatever you want to do. 0:06:46.240 --> 0:06:46.880 Doesn't matter. 0:06:47.520 --> 0:06:51.520 It actually doesn't because communication skills is like number one. 0:06:52.240 --> 0:06:53.479 Don't you reckon one hundred percent? 0:06:53.560 --> 0:06:55.080 Do you know how many times I got told I 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:56.560 hope you get paid to talk for a living because 0:06:56.560 --> 0:06:57.480 it's the only thing you can do. 0:06:58.120 --> 0:07:00.600 Oh, look at that, look directly to Cameron. Say that again. 0:07:00.760 --> 0:07:02.120 I hope you're watching these teachers. 0:07:04.160 --> 0:07:07.200 All right, let's start this episode with there's a theme 0:07:07.279 --> 0:07:10.640 of the episode, and if our producer Eddie could put 0:07:10.680 --> 0:07:13.560 some maybe taime music over this, that would be perfect 0:07:13.760 --> 0:07:15.480 to lead us in I like that. 0:07:15.760 --> 0:07:16.680 Welcome to Thailand. 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:19.320 Oh my gosh, it's humid. My hair's gonna go. Okay, 0:07:19.320 --> 0:07:21.800 can you smell ups? Oh it's a pud time. 0:07:22.000 --> 0:07:23.600 Yeah, a little bit of pun time, bit of street 0:07:23.640 --> 0:07:24.960 food on the side of the road. 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:29.920 So you just got back. You and my partner Burgo 0:07:30.040 --> 0:07:33.240 went to Thailand to host a conference. I stayed home 0:07:33.280 --> 0:07:35.600 and held the fort. It's okay, don't thank me. 0:07:36.120 --> 0:07:37.760 Okay, this is where it gets weird. 0:07:38.440 --> 0:07:40.960 You we were supposed to go to Thailand together, you 0:07:41.000 --> 0:07:44.440 and I and you're pregnant, and you just got back 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:46.400 from overseas not that long ago, and you were like, 0:07:46.480 --> 0:07:49.480 I can't do it. I can't be in humid weather, 0:07:50.200 --> 0:07:53.000 be pregnant, and just in case something happened and I 0:07:53.000 --> 0:07:53.640 guess sick. 0:07:53.720 --> 0:07:55.960 I got so sick over there that I was traumatized 0:07:56.000 --> 0:07:57.080 about potentially getting sick. 0:07:57.160 --> 0:07:59.040 So it wasn't like you were sitting at home jealous 0:07:59.040 --> 0:08:01.840 that we were over there, and I was thinking, oh, 0:08:01.840 --> 0:08:03.080 this is going to be you know, we just go 0:08:03.160 --> 0:08:06.160 over there to work. It's you know, And I had 0:08:06.160 --> 0:08:06.800 the best time. 0:08:07.000 --> 0:08:09.320 I didn't, let me be honest, I didn't see much 0:08:09.320 --> 0:08:09.880 work appening. 0:08:10.040 --> 0:08:14.160 I we had so much fun So Berjo and I 0:08:14.240 --> 0:08:16.800 went overseas together. And this is the funny thing, is 0:08:18.080 --> 0:08:20.600 it's very normal for me to be out like that 0:08:20.720 --> 0:08:23.560 was a normal thing to go, Berjo, you come with 0:08:23.600 --> 0:08:27.120 me and hang out overseas for six nights in Thailand 0:08:27.760 --> 0:08:30.080 and do all the experiences together like we were a couple, 0:08:31.280 --> 0:08:33.160 and to the point that, like people would think that 0:08:33.160 --> 0:08:34.720 we were husband and wife, and we'd just go let 0:08:34.760 --> 0:08:36.560 it go because I couldn't be bothered explaining that this 0:08:36.600 --> 0:08:37.720 is actually my best friend's husband. 0:08:37.760 --> 0:08:39.680 But also, what about what happened on stage where you 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:42.040 said you're playing a video of me, and you went 0:08:42.120 --> 0:08:44.440 my partner, and then Bergo went, no, my partner, and 0:08:44.480 --> 0:08:47.160 then everyone was like, no, really, we're confused. Whose partner 0:08:47.240 --> 0:08:47.360 is she? 0:08:47.640 --> 0:08:51.720 So at this conference people thought that you and I 0:08:51.760 --> 0:08:54.840 were lesbians. Yeah, and he was the sperm donut makes sense, Yeah, 0:08:55.040 --> 0:08:57.400 which does make it does make sense. But then who's 0:08:57.440 --> 0:09:00.679 Jimmy my husband? How does he fit into this awkward. 0:09:00.400 --> 0:09:03.160 I hope she's not watching. Jimmy just hangs out because 0:09:03.200 --> 0:09:04.200 he's like, he's funny. 0:09:04.360 --> 0:09:08.480 So it kind of raises the question, the age old question, 0:09:08.880 --> 0:09:14.960 can women and men be friends? Yes, I say, see okay, 0:09:15.000 --> 0:09:18.040 but there are rules I think. Of course, I've grown 0:09:18.120 --> 0:09:21.120 up my whole life having lots of male friends, especially 0:09:21.160 --> 0:09:24.240 working in radio, like my co hosts become you've become 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:27.760 really close to your male co host, and Jimmy's always 0:09:27.760 --> 0:09:30.600 been fine with that because I've it's always been platonic. 0:09:31.400 --> 0:09:35.120 My rule is, you definitely can be friends. Men and 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:36.960 women can be friends, but there has to be a 0:09:37.040 --> 0:09:39.880 rule that you cannot be attracted to each other, because 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:43.079 if there's some form of attraction there and someone ends 0:09:43.160 --> 0:09:46.600 up liking one of them, like one of the two 0:09:46.720 --> 0:09:49.400 like each other, it's not a friendship anymore, and then 0:09:49.440 --> 0:09:52.719 it can end really messy. But because Burgo and I 0:09:52.760 --> 0:09:55.719 have been friends for fifteen. 0:09:55.320 --> 0:09:59.679 Years, longer than you and I, yeah. 0:09:58.880 --> 0:10:02.520 Sick fourteen in a half years, we've been really good friends. 0:10:02.559 --> 0:10:05.040 And we look at each other like it's like hanging 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:06.959 out with you, like we're both I look at him 0:10:07.000 --> 0:10:08.719 like he's a female, yeah, do you know what I mean? 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:10.720 Like there's nothing there in both ways. 0:10:10.840 --> 0:10:13.280 He looks at you like a sister, Yeah, and you 0:10:13.280 --> 0:10:15.559 wouldn't bang your sister frown upon. 0:10:17.880 --> 0:10:20.960 No, we just hang out and it's easy, and it's 0:10:21.000 --> 0:10:22.439 like he said. 0:10:22.280 --> 0:10:25.880 You're You're like the same person. So he goes, I understand. 0:10:25.920 --> 0:10:28.040 He said to me, I understand why you like us 0:10:28.080 --> 0:10:30.000 both because we're pretty much the same person. 0:10:30.280 --> 0:10:33.160 And I was like, all right, tickets. I think what 0:10:33.240 --> 0:10:37.000 it is is we travel like. It is funny when 0:10:37.040 --> 0:10:39.280 the four of us are together. So my husband, Jimmy, 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:44.120 you and your partner Burjo. You and Jimmy are slow, right, 0:10:44.400 --> 0:10:45.720 and you're you are. 0:10:45.640 --> 0:10:48.160 You're slower to get ready, You're slower, You're just slow. 0:10:48.280 --> 0:10:49.960 And we also talk to people because we're nice. 0:10:50.000 --> 0:10:52.920 I'm like you two, Burjo and I love talking to people, 0:10:53.000 --> 0:10:56.000 but the right people. And we also like doing a 0:10:56.040 --> 0:10:59.120 lot of things faster, and so quite often if you 0:10:59.160 --> 0:11:00.880 see the four of us toget, Burjo and I will 0:11:00.920 --> 0:11:03.160 be walking like maybe ten steps ahead of you and Jimmy. 0:11:03.160 --> 0:11:05.800 Where's Jimmy? And I are like, ah, how are you? 0:11:05.800 --> 0:11:07.040 Should we stop and get a coffee? 0:11:07.120 --> 0:11:10.040 And I'm like, hurry up. We have Burjohn I has 0:11:10.080 --> 0:11:10.760 zero patients. 0:11:10.920 --> 0:11:12.959 And so that's why it worked well together going overseats 0:11:12.960 --> 0:11:14.319 because we'd get bored very quickly. 0:11:14.320 --> 0:11:15.520 Then we'd move on to the next thing. 0:11:16.400 --> 0:11:18.760 Where's Jimmy? And I just like to what is that 0:11:18.840 --> 0:11:21.560 revel revel in the revel revel? 0:11:21.720 --> 0:11:23.160 Is it revel revel revel? 0:11:23.280 --> 0:11:29.880 Yeah, look at amazing worse. Yeah, yeah, we're right. Jimmy 0:11:29.880 --> 0:11:32.160 and I are quite similar. But I think also Jimmy 0:11:32.160 --> 0:11:34.920 feels sorry for me because I'm so slow and I've 0:11:34.920 --> 0:11:38.840 got this tidy little legs kind Jimmy is kind, and 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:42.120 you and Berger aren't as kind. Dad, You're the bad 0:11:42.160 --> 0:11:44.400 cop in this relationship, you and Jimmy do You and 0:11:44.480 --> 0:11:46.600 Berger will walk off not caring, like I could have 0:11:46.600 --> 0:11:48.520 a broken leg back here, and You're like, oh, she's 0:11:48.559 --> 0:11:49.080 so annoying. 0:11:49.120 --> 0:11:50.760 No, you'd be taking up our time. You don't want 0:11:50.760 --> 0:11:51.560 to get to the next thing. 0:11:51.440 --> 0:11:54.560 Exactly, whereas Jimmy's like, hey, Lauren, you okay, Like, thanks Jimmy, 0:11:54.720 --> 0:11:56.280 thanks for waiting for your break, your friend. 0:11:57.440 --> 0:11:59.800 I don't know how he puts up with you. It is. 0:12:00.120 --> 0:12:01.679 It is funny. I think that. 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:05.600 In most cases, men and women can be friends if 0:12:05.640 --> 0:12:06.640 they are as no attraction. 0:12:07.200 --> 0:12:08.280 Do you agree with that? 0:12:09.280 --> 0:12:12.760 And you did things like very for the first time, 0:12:12.960 --> 0:12:15.400 Burjo took you to your very first ping pong show. 0:12:15.480 --> 0:12:17.360 Okay, so these are the headlines that I want to 0:12:17.360 --> 0:12:20.520 get to. Lawrence is trying to do a ping pong 0:12:20.559 --> 0:12:21.360 sound out of her mouth. 0:12:21.480 --> 0:12:22.840 It didn't sound like that, by the way. 0:12:23.559 --> 0:12:26.760 So these are things we're going to get to today. First, 0:12:26.760 --> 0:12:30.760 ping pong show. Yep, did Burjo actually get a happy ending? 0:12:30.920 --> 0:12:31.120 Yeah? 0:12:31.160 --> 0:12:33.920 You may have seen something on social media? And did 0:12:33.960 --> 0:12:38.240 we almost die on a private island? Yes, let's start 0:12:38.240 --> 0:12:39.520 with the ping pong show. 0:12:39.960 --> 0:12:41.240 All right, ping pong? 0:12:41.280 --> 0:12:42.120 Have you seen right before? 0:12:42.960 --> 0:12:47.760 Yeah? I saw turtles and parrots come out turtle. Yeah. 0:12:47.840 --> 0:12:49.600 My friends and I were so drunk because they got 0:12:49.679 --> 0:12:51.760 us in these I don't know whether they do this 0:12:51.800 --> 0:12:54.000 with you, but for us, we were young. I was 0:12:54.040 --> 0:12:56.040 with my best friend Billy, and they said, come in, 0:12:56.080 --> 0:12:58.880 we've got free drinks. You don't say free drinks to 0:12:58.880 --> 0:13:00.960 a twenty year old, because we are like, where do 0:13:01.000 --> 0:13:03.280 we go? And we walk in there and they had 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:06.200 literally three turtles and a parrot, and because we were 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:09.760 so unbelievably pissed, we were joking like the roll call 0:13:09.800 --> 0:13:12.040 of the animals inside the woman, Oh my god, right, 0:13:12.120 --> 0:13:14.680 you're up next, you go all right out, all right, next, 0:13:14.720 --> 0:13:15.200 I gotta go. 0:13:15.320 --> 0:13:18.040 This poor little parrot light flew out with these wet. 0:13:17.800 --> 0:13:22.520 Wings, ooh out. And then at that point we went 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:24.520 you know what, We've had our free drinks. We should 0:13:24.559 --> 0:13:25.320 go somewhere else. 0:13:25.520 --> 0:13:28.439 Okay, that was a very different story to what happened 0:13:28.480 --> 0:13:30.960 to us. Oh you don't know what happened. Yes, okay. 0:13:31.160 --> 0:13:34.120 So we're on a bus and we'd had we'd been 0:13:34.120 --> 0:13:36.800 out hosting something, and I was so ready for bed. 0:13:36.880 --> 0:13:38.839 If you and I were together, we would have gone 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:41.040 straight home because I'm boring. We would have gone had 0:13:41.040 --> 0:13:44.079 a shower and got into bed and like with clean 0:13:44.200 --> 0:13:45.679 feet and just had the nicest sleep. 0:13:45.679 --> 0:13:48.960 That's all I wanted. Yeah, your feet a fowl. So 0:13:49.640 --> 0:13:53.480 Burjo being Burgo was a good influence at a bad 0:13:53.480 --> 0:13:55.520 influence at the same time. So we're in the bus. 0:13:55.600 --> 0:13:57.000 It's pissing down outside. 0:13:57.040 --> 0:13:59.079 We're out the front of Bengala Road where there's people 0:13:59.160 --> 0:14:04.160 darting everywhere. It's filthy, it's hot, but it's wet and 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:05.120 I've got curly hair. 0:14:05.160 --> 0:14:06.679 I don't like to go out in the rain. No, 0:14:07.080 --> 0:14:09.080 And I'm like, oh, mate, I just want to go 0:14:09.120 --> 0:14:10.520 to bed. And then I was like, do you know 0:14:10.559 --> 0:14:13.079 what something in me is like just say yes. 0:14:13.679 --> 0:14:16.880 Have these experiences, because otherwise I'm not going to remember 0:14:16.880 --> 0:14:18.640 a day of going to bed, but I will remember 0:14:18.640 --> 0:14:19.400 a pink punk show. 0:14:19.720 --> 0:14:21.840 So I got out of the bus. It's pissing down 0:14:21.840 --> 0:14:22.240 with rain. 0:14:22.360 --> 0:14:26.480 We're walking down Bangala Road and this time man's like, 0:14:28.440 --> 0:14:29.800 I won't impersonate him, but. 0:14:29.880 --> 0:14:30.400 Come with me. 0:14:31.640 --> 0:14:32.160 Come with me. 0:14:32.320 --> 0:14:33.000 Seems legit. 0:14:33.360 --> 0:14:38.000 Okay, So we're walking through alleyways, like in the areas 0:14:38.040 --> 0:14:40.560 that I wouldn't I would feel very unsafe, but it's 0:14:40.640 --> 0:14:41.440 so funny at. 0:14:41.280 --> 0:14:43.640 That point you just go, I'm safe. This is legit. 0:14:43.800 --> 0:14:44.080 Yeah. 0:14:44.160 --> 0:14:46.240 I was just Burgo and I and we ended up 0:14:46.280 --> 0:14:48.520 going to this back alleyway and they were like, it's 0:14:48.600 --> 0:14:49.480 three thousand bar. 0:14:49.680 --> 0:14:52.960 I'm like, that's like heaps of money. That seems way 0:14:53.040 --> 0:14:53.640 too much money. 0:14:53.640 --> 0:14:55.360 I'm not paying fifty bucks to get inside to do 0:14:55.400 --> 0:14:57.200 a pink Bok show something that I don't want to see. 0:14:57.440 --> 0:14:59.760 Anyway. We're like, no, no, no, not for us. Two 0:15:00.000 --> 0:15:01.880 besive too expensive. Walked out. 0:15:01.920 --> 0:15:04.000 Of course they're chasing after us. Ended up getting in 0:15:04.000 --> 0:15:05.040 for a thousand bars each. 0:15:05.400 --> 0:15:09.160 Right, So we walk in. They take your phones, which 0:15:09.240 --> 0:15:11.520 I was very uneasy about. They didn't take it. 0:15:11.520 --> 0:15:14.200 They took our phones, turned it off, and then you 0:15:14.240 --> 0:15:15.960 walk inside so you know all how to feel anything, 0:15:16.000 --> 0:15:17.600 which I was like, what's the point in doing something 0:15:17.600 --> 0:15:18.680 if I can't get content? 0:15:20.520 --> 0:15:21.880 You don't want to feel anything? 0:15:22.640 --> 0:15:24.760 No, no, no, nothing. So our phones were off so 0:15:24.840 --> 0:15:26.960 you couldn't contact at this time. If you had have 0:15:26.960 --> 0:15:28.600 gone on Life three sixty, we would have been off 0:15:28.600 --> 0:15:28.960 the radar. 0:15:29.040 --> 0:15:30.880 I don't have Life three sixty. I was fast on 0:15:30.960 --> 0:15:32.280 my I didn't even care. 0:15:33.600 --> 0:15:36.680 So we walk in. We're sitting at the back. Burgos like, 0:15:36.720 --> 0:15:38.640 should we go closer. I'm like, no, I don't want 0:15:38.640 --> 0:15:40.200 to go anywhere where I could be hit with a 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:43.360 ping pong in my face. So we sit at the back. 0:15:43.600 --> 0:15:45.840 We've got I think I got a coke zero because 0:15:45.840 --> 0:15:46.080 I was. 0:15:46.560 --> 0:15:52.080 I felt really dirty, and not in a brutish way, 0:15:52.120 --> 0:15:52.920 but I felt like. 0:15:54.360 --> 0:15:57.600 Uneasy being there. I wasn't. I didn't feel in my 0:15:57.680 --> 0:16:00.360 safety zone being there at all. I felt really uncomfortable. 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:06.640 Anyway, this woman is on stage, and I know it's 0:16:06.640 --> 0:16:10.160 an entertaining show, so she should have been probably more entertaining, 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:12.720 but instead she would look very bored. 0:16:14.680 --> 0:16:15.680 Ten times that day. 0:16:15.920 --> 0:16:18.960 I am just gonna stand here with a really like 0:16:19.320 --> 0:16:21.600 sour of face and pull out a parrot out of 0:16:21.600 --> 0:16:23.800 my vagina, and you're gonna see it. 0:16:23.840 --> 0:16:25.160 And then you're gonna clap and then I'm going to 0:16:25.240 --> 0:16:25.960 walk off stage. 0:16:26.040 --> 0:16:29.120 I'm like, okay, So she did a parrot and then 0:16:29.160 --> 0:16:33.080