Speaker 1: And a Lady and a Lady, A lady and Lady Unfiltered. Hey, hey,
Speaker 1: welcome to another podcast. It is a Lady Unfiltered.
Speaker 2: I'm Hailey and I'm Lauren, and we are besties, business partners,
Speaker 2: the creators of ade Lady.
Speaker 1: Hello, I say Lossy.
Speaker 2: Media, and we do everything together except bang. Sorry, but
Speaker 2: your feet are so disgusting. I have just seen the
Speaker 2: bottom of Lauren's feet.
Speaker 1: Have you showered in the last three weeks.
Speaker 3: I'm pregnant. I can't shower.
Speaker 1: Look at the bottom of her feet. They're black.
Speaker 3: I think I'm gonna have to fire my cleaner.
Speaker 1: You got buy a ness. They are deddy. It was
Speaker 1: so foul.
Speaker 3: Look at me. I thought I was so put together.
Speaker 3: I'm wearing a matching tracksuit for you. Yeah, fucking straightened
Speaker 3: my hair for you, and then you pig on my feet.
Speaker 1: But look that's what I'm looking at, your giant hooves. Anyway,
Speaker 1: welcome to another pod.
Speaker 3: And I've got a cough. I sound like a packet
Speaker 3: a smoker.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's be honest. You're struggling today.
Speaker 3: Oh I just remember that time I said I've given up. Well, no,
Speaker 3: I really give it up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you had to go with people that go on
Speaker 1: maternal leave early. But you're actually ready.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry for everyone I've ever given up. She gave
Speaker 3: up at twenty five weeks. Thirty weeks. Ill work till
Speaker 3: I'm thirty seven weeks. I'm thinking about just giving up now.
Speaker 3: Let's just call it quits, thirty weeks. Just let me go,
Speaker 3: Just let me crawl off to bed.
Speaker 2: The thing is with you, though, is you could do that,
Speaker 2: but then you wouldn't be able to switch off because
Speaker 2: it's your own business.
Speaker 1: This is what happens.
Speaker 2: This is the downside of having your own business. Is
Speaker 2: when you have a baby, you go cool, I've got
Speaker 2: all the flexibility in the world. No, I can't switch
Speaker 2: off because what if we don't make money. It's it's
Speaker 2: my thing I've got I've got seventeen miles to fee
Speaker 2: and I'm a control freak.
Speaker 3: Yeah, which is so it's like good in some ways
Speaker 3: but also really bad in others. Yeah and yeah, So
Speaker 3: you've got me until probably thirty seven weeks. Do you
Speaker 3: make seven more weeks of me?
Speaker 1: Thirty seven and five?
Speaker 3: Thirty seven and five?
Speaker 1: Watch your the week?
Speaker 3: Oh do you know I've been thinking and I'm I'm
Speaker 3: not gonna get emotional about it. But our child, Sophia, Yeah,
Speaker 3: we collectively share is five next week?
Speaker 1: I know next week.
Speaker 3: And I've just been sitting in bed going through photos.
Speaker 3: I've watched my birth in video with her like seventy
Speaker 3: four thousand times. I'm watching her little hand. And then
Speaker 3: last night she's standing here, she goes, Mum, can I
Speaker 3: do it real? I think I look really pretty in
Speaker 3: this dress? Bergio, And I said, you the photo. She's
Speaker 3: in heels and a white dress and she's dressed for dinner.
Speaker 3: She's like, can I do it real?
Speaker 1: She's going to a ball, going to doing the peace
Speaker 1: sign like.
Speaker 3: You and kicking her leg up. And then she said, Dad,
Speaker 3: can you send this to my teacher so I can
Speaker 3: show all my class what I wore for dinner?
Speaker 1: What I do?
Speaker 2: You know what five is a big milestone? Five is
Speaker 2: when you get emotional. Then it's like thirteen, sixteen, eighteen,
Speaker 2: twenty one. So five is your first like apart from one, obviously, yeah,
Speaker 2: is your first big like, oh my gosh, she's going
Speaker 2: to school.
Speaker 3: And the other thing that is like stressing me out
Speaker 3: is so baby is due on the seventeenth of July.
Speaker 3: Sofia starts school on the twentieth of July, So like
Speaker 3: I might not even be able to walk her into
Speaker 3: her first day of school.
Speaker 1: Oh that is the saddest thing. Yeah, how can we
Speaker 1: work around that? I don't know to go to her
Speaker 1: first day of school?
Speaker 3: But you know what it's like with the cesarean, you're
Speaker 3: literally laid up for like five days.
Speaker 1: Oh god, do you know what this is? Okay?
Speaker 2: What you could do is this is like she's doing
Speaker 2: one and a half years of reception right, She's starting midyear,
Speaker 2: So why don't you count next year as the first
Speaker 2: official year of reception and just pretend that this is
Speaker 2: just still an EOC.
Speaker 3: But I, like, I love a good lie, but that
Speaker 3: like I know that, it's not like I know that,
Speaker 3: like she's walking in those.
Speaker 2: You want me to work with her with that upset
Speaker 2: you with Bergio and I will you emerge because that would.
Speaker 3: Just feel the rumors even more After Thailand.
Speaker 1: We'll get to Thailand soon.
Speaker 2: That's the theme today, my little My little men is
Speaker 2: actually something you kind of just mentioned it there, and
Speaker 2: I really love it. Alfie, my eleven year old, seems
Speaker 2: to be the theme of My Men every week, but
Speaker 2: he did something on the weekend and I was like, fuck,
Speaker 2: I love you. I love you and I love your
Speaker 2: confidence so much. So getting a haircut in our household
Speaker 2: is one of the most stressful things. Who would have thought,
Speaker 2: two boys, they get so anxious before getting a haircut
Speaker 2: in case it's too short, because then they get.
Speaker 1: Bullied at school and blah blah blah.
Speaker 3: Right, really, yeah.
Speaker 2: They hate getting their haircut. So I dropped Alfie down
Speaker 2: to that one on King Willim Road.
Speaker 1: Where women not allowed inside.
Speaker 3: Oh you go there.
Speaker 1: I'm not allowed to go in.
Speaker 2: I'm not even allowed to poke my head in the
Speaker 2: door and say hey, here's his cash or anything like that,
Speaker 2: or his instruction.
Speaker 3: Is he having a cigar in there?
Speaker 1: Short black? It's so weird. He's having a little short black,
Speaker 1: little goufair.
Speaker 2: So he walked in the back door to get his
Speaker 2: little head on, and I'm thinking, please do it right, please,
Speaker 2: like give the right instructions so you don't get stressed,
Speaker 2: because he will cry.
Speaker 1: He gets really upset.
Speaker 2: Anyway, he got in the car and I'll show you
Speaker 2: the photo. He gets in the car, takes a selfie
Speaker 2: of himself right with his fresh hair. Car and then
Speaker 2: he goes to me, this is the best I've ever looked, Mum,
Speaker 2: send this to all your friends.
Speaker 1: Like, I love that you love the way you look.
Speaker 2: That is because the amount of times I look at
Speaker 2: a photo of myself and go, you are so disgusting
Speaker 2: to myself.
Speaker 3: Can I get so angry at when you do that?
Speaker 2: But I do it all the time, and I go,
Speaker 2: you are happy with the way you look.
Speaker 1: This is the best I've ever looked. So I want
Speaker 1: to do a thing.
Speaker 2: If you're listening to this, now, find a photo in
Speaker 2: your phone of a day where you thought you looked
Speaker 2: really good, and let's share those photos. Let's find a
Speaker 2: nice photo of yourself and be proud of the way
Speaker 2: you look.
Speaker 3: I think mine would have been when I was a
Speaker 3: new born.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the day you wore a bikini and you were
Speaker 1: six months.
Speaker 3: Old, I was four. I was like, damn, girl, she's
Speaker 3: in her proud.
Speaker 2: I love the confidence, and I wish the adults had
Speaker 2: that confidence.
Speaker 3: If I had of Sofia's confidence, you would literally be
Speaker 3: telling me to calm down.
Speaker 1: That's why you don't want to dull that.
Speaker 2: You don't want them to be Obviously, arrogance is something
Speaker 2: that you don't want, but you want them to be
Speaker 2: happy with themselves and happy with the way they look.
Speaker 1: Imagine that this is what we need to bottle up.
Speaker 3: She literally face full of makeup, her hair was done,
Speaker 3: she had this dress on, and she's just going flicking down.
Speaker 3: Can I do it real? Same with our feet. They
Speaker 3: both have this confidence about them that it's either going
Speaker 3: to land them in jail or get them really far
Speaker 3: in life. Like I'm not.
Speaker 1: Sure they're going to get so far in life.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I hope it's that one.
Speaker 2: I always figure if you struggle academically but you socially
Speaker 2: are okay, you will do whatever you want to do.
Speaker 1: Doesn't matter.
Speaker 2: It actually doesn't because communication skills is like number one.
Speaker 1: Don't you reckon one hundred percent?
Speaker 3: Do you know how many times I got told I
Speaker 3: hope you get paid to talk for a living because
Speaker 3: it's the only thing you can do.
Speaker 1: Oh, look at that, look directly to Cameron. Say that again.
Speaker 3: I hope you're watching these teachers.
Speaker 2: All right, let's start this episode with there's a theme
Speaker 2: of the episode, and if our producer Eddie could put
Speaker 2: some maybe taime music over this, that would be perfect
Speaker 2: to lead us in I like that.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Thailand.
Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, it's humid. My hair's gonna go. Okay,
Speaker 3: can you smell ups? Oh it's a pud time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, a little bit of pun time, bit of street
Speaker 2: food on the side of the road.
Speaker 3: So you just got back. You and my partner Burgo
Speaker 3: went to Thailand to host a conference. I stayed home
Speaker 3: and held the fort. It's okay, don't thank me.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is where it gets weird.
Speaker 2: You we were supposed to go to Thailand together, you
Speaker 2: and I and you're pregnant, and you just got back
Speaker 2: from overseas not that long ago, and you were like,
Speaker 2: I can't do it. I can't be in humid weather,
Speaker 2: be pregnant, and just in case something happened and I
Speaker 2: guess sick.
Speaker 3: I got so sick over there that I was traumatized
Speaker 3: about potentially getting sick.
Speaker 2: So it wasn't like you were sitting at home jealous
Speaker 2: that we were over there, and I was thinking, oh,
Speaker 2: this is going to be you know, we just go
Speaker 2: over there to work. It's you know, And I had
Speaker 2: the best time.
Speaker 3: I didn't, let me be honest, I didn't see much
Speaker 3: work appening.
Speaker 2: I we had so much fun So Berjo and I
Speaker 2: went overseas together. And this is the funny thing, is
Speaker 2: it's very normal for me to be out like that
Speaker 2: was a normal thing to go, Berjo, you come with
Speaker 2: me and hang out overseas for six nights in Thailand
Speaker 2: and do all the experiences together like we were a couple,
Speaker 2: and to the point that, like people would think that
Speaker 2: we were husband and wife, and we'd just go let
Speaker 2: it go because I couldn't be bothered explaining that this
Speaker 2: is actually my best friend's husband.
Speaker 3: But also, what about what happened on stage where you
Speaker 3: said you're playing a video of me, and you went
Speaker 3: my partner, and then Bergo went, no, my partner, and
Speaker 3: then everyone was like, no, really, we're confused. Whose partner
Speaker 3: is she?
Speaker 2: So at this conference people thought that you and I
Speaker 2: were lesbians. Yeah, and he was the sperm donut makes sense, Yeah,
Speaker 2: which does make it does make sense. But then who's
Speaker 2: Jimmy my husband? How does he fit into this awkward.
Speaker 3: I hope she's not watching. Jimmy just hangs out because
Speaker 3: he's like, he's funny.
Speaker 2: So it kind of raises the question, the age old question,
Speaker 2: can women and men be friends? Yes, I say, see okay,
Speaker 2: but there are rules I think. Of course, I've grown
Speaker 2: up my whole life having lots of male friends, especially
Speaker 2: working in radio, like my co hosts become you've become
Speaker 2: really close to your male co host, and Jimmy's always
Speaker 2: been fine with that because I've it's always been platonic.
Speaker 2: My rule is, you definitely can be friends. Men and
Speaker 2: women can be friends, but there has to be a
Speaker 2: rule that you cannot be attracted to each other, because
Speaker 2: if there's some form of attraction there and someone ends
Speaker 2: up liking one of them, like one of the two
Speaker 2: like each other, it's not a friendship anymore, and then
Speaker 2: it can end really messy. But because Burgo and I
Speaker 2: have been friends for fifteen.
Speaker 1: Years, longer than you and I, yeah.
Speaker 2: Sick fourteen in a half years, we've been really good friends.
Speaker 2: And we look at each other like it's like hanging
Speaker 2: out with you, like we're both I look at him
Speaker 2: like he's a female, yeah, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like there's nothing there in both ways.
Speaker 2: He looks at you like a sister, Yeah, and you
Speaker 2: wouldn't bang your sister frown upon.
Speaker 1: No, we just hang out and it's easy, and it's
Speaker 1: like he said.
Speaker 3: You're You're like the same person. So he goes, I understand.
Speaker 3: He said to me, I understand why you like us
Speaker 3: both because we're pretty much the same person.
Speaker 2: And I was like, all right, tickets. I think what
Speaker 2: it is is we travel like. It is funny when
Speaker 2: the four of us are together. So my husband, Jimmy,
Speaker 2: you and your partner Burjo. You and Jimmy are slow, right,
Speaker 2: and you're you are.
Speaker 1: You're slower to get ready, You're slower, You're just slow.
Speaker 3: And we also talk to people because we're nice.
Speaker 2: I'm like you two, Burjo and I love talking to people,
Speaker 2: but the right people. And we also like doing a
Speaker 2: lot of things faster, and so quite often if you
Speaker 2: see the four of us toget, Burjo and I will
Speaker 2: be walking like maybe ten steps ahead of you and Jimmy.
Speaker 3: Where's Jimmy? And I are like, ah, how are you?
Speaker 3: Should we stop and get a coffee?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, hurry up. We have Burjohn I has
Speaker 1: zero patients.
Speaker 2: And so that's why it worked well together going overseats
Speaker 2: because we'd get bored very quickly.
Speaker 1: Then we'd move on to the next thing.
Speaker 3: Where's Jimmy? And I just like to what is that
Speaker 3: revel revel in the revel revel?
Speaker 1: Is it revel revel revel?
Speaker 3: Yeah, look at amazing worse. Yeah, yeah, we're right. Jimmy
Speaker 3: and I are quite similar. But I think also Jimmy
Speaker 3: feels sorry for me because I'm so slow and I've
Speaker 3: got this tidy little legs kind Jimmy is kind, and
Speaker 3: you and Berger aren't as kind. Dad, You're the bad
Speaker 3: cop in this relationship, you and Jimmy do You and
Speaker 3: Berger will walk off not caring, like I could have
Speaker 3: a broken leg back here, and You're like, oh, she's
Speaker 3: so annoying.
Speaker 1: No, you'd be taking up our time. You don't want
Speaker 1: to get to the next thing.
Speaker 3: Exactly, whereas Jimmy's like, hey, Lauren, you okay, Like, thanks Jimmy,
Speaker 3: thanks for waiting for your break, your friend.
Speaker 1: I don't know how he puts up with you. It is.
Speaker 1: It is funny. I think that.
Speaker 2: In most cases, men and women can be friends if
Speaker 2: they are as no attraction.
Speaker 1: Do you agree with that?
Speaker 3: And you did things like very for the first time,
Speaker 3: Burjo took you to your very first ping pong show.
Speaker 2: Okay, so these are the headlines that I want to
Speaker 2: get to. Lawrence is trying to do a ping pong
Speaker 2: sound out of her mouth.
Speaker 1: It didn't sound like that, by the way.
Speaker 2: So these are things we're going to get to today. First,
Speaker 2: ping pong show. Yep, did Burjo actually get a happy ending?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You may have seen something on social media? And did
Speaker 2: we almost die on a private island? Yes, let's start
Speaker 2: with the ping pong show.
Speaker 3: All right, ping pong?
Speaker 1: Have you seen right before?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I saw turtles and parrots come out turtle. Yeah.
Speaker 3: My friends and I were so drunk because they got
Speaker 3: us in these I don't know whether they do this
Speaker 3: with you, but for us, we were young. I was
Speaker 3: with my best friend Billy, and they said, come in,
Speaker 3: we've got free drinks. You don't say free drinks to
Speaker 3: a twenty year old, because we are like, where do
Speaker 3: we go? And we walk in there and they had
Speaker 3: literally three turtles and a parrot, and because we were
Speaker 3: so unbelievably pissed, we were joking like the roll call
Speaker 3: of the animals inside the woman, Oh my god, right,
Speaker 3: you're up next, you go all right out, all right, next,
Speaker 3: I gotta go.
Speaker 1: This poor little parrot light flew out with these wet.
Speaker 3: Wings, ooh out. And then at that point we went
Speaker 3: you know what, We've had our free drinks. We should
Speaker 3: go somewhere else.
Speaker 1: Okay, that was a very different story to what happened
Speaker 1: to us. Oh you don't know what happened. Yes, okay.
Speaker 2: So we're on a bus and we'd had we'd been
Speaker 2: out hosting something, and I was so ready for bed.
Speaker 2: If you and I were together, we would have gone
Speaker 2: straight home because I'm boring. We would have gone had
Speaker 2: a shower and got into bed and like with clean
Speaker 2: feet and just had the nicest sleep.
Speaker 1: That's all I wanted. Yeah, your feet a fowl. So
Speaker 1: Burjo being Burgo was a good influence at a bad
Speaker 1: influence at the same time. So we're in the bus.
Speaker 1: It's pissing down outside.
Speaker 2: We're out the front of Bengala Road where there's people
Speaker 2: darting everywhere. It's filthy, it's hot, but it's wet and
Speaker 2: I've got curly hair.
Speaker 1: I don't like to go out in the rain. No,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, mate, I just want to go
Speaker 1: to bed. And then I was like, do you know
Speaker 1: what something in me is like just say yes.
Speaker 2: Have these experiences, because otherwise I'm not going to remember
Speaker 2: a day of going to bed, but I will remember
Speaker 2: a pink punk show.
Speaker 1: So I got out of the bus. It's pissing down
Speaker 1: with rain.
Speaker 2: We're walking down Bangala Road and this time man's like,
Speaker 2: I won't impersonate him, but.
Speaker 1: Come with me.
Speaker 3: Come with me.
Speaker 1: Seems legit.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we're walking through alleyways, like in the areas
Speaker 2: that I wouldn't I would feel very unsafe, but it's
Speaker 2: so funny at.
Speaker 3: That point you just go, I'm safe. This is legit.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was just Burgo and I and we ended up
Speaker 2: going to this back alleyway and they were like, it's
Speaker 2: three thousand bar.
Speaker 1: I'm like, that's like heaps of money. That seems way
Speaker 1: too much money.
Speaker 2: I'm not paying fifty bucks to get inside to do
Speaker 2: a pink Bok show something that I don't want to see.
Speaker 1: Anyway. We're like, no, no, no, not for us. Two
Speaker 1: besive too expensive. Walked out.
Speaker 2: Of course they're chasing after us. Ended up getting in
Speaker 2: for a thousand bars each.
Speaker 1: Right, So we walk in. They take your phones, which
Speaker 1: I was very uneasy about. They didn't take it.
Speaker 2: They took our phones, turned it off, and then you
Speaker 2: walk inside so you know all how to feel anything,
Speaker 2: which I was like, what's the point in doing something
Speaker 2: if I can't get content?
Speaker 3: You don't want to feel anything?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, nothing. So our phones were off so
Speaker 2: you couldn't contact at this time. If you had have
Speaker 2: gone on Life three sixty, we would have been off
Speaker 2: the radar.
Speaker 3: I don't have Life three sixty. I was fast on
Speaker 3: my I didn't even care.
Speaker 2: So we walk in. We're sitting at the back. Burgos like,
Speaker 2: should we go closer. I'm like, no, I don't want
Speaker 2: to go anywhere where I could be hit with a
Speaker 2: ping pong in my face. So we sit at the back.
Speaker 1: We've got I think I got a coke zero because
Speaker 1: I was.
Speaker 2: I felt really dirty, and not in a brutish way,
Speaker 2: but I felt like.
Speaker 1: Uneasy being there. I wasn't. I didn't feel in my
Speaker 1: safety zone being there at all. I felt really uncomfortable.
Speaker 2: Anyway, this woman is on stage, and I know it's
Speaker 2: an entertaining show, so she should have been probably more entertaining,
Speaker 2: but instead she would look very bored.
Speaker 3: Ten times that day.
Speaker 2: I am just gonna stand here with a really like
Speaker 2: sour of face and pull out a parrot out of
Speaker 2: my vagina, and you're gonna see it.
Speaker 1: And then you're gonna clap and then I'm going to
Speaker 1: walk off stage.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, So she did a parrot and then
Speaker 2: she puts the parrot like she just pops it back in, Like.
Speaker 1: I don't know how big the area is, Like, I
Speaker 1: don't know what they do.
Speaker 2: Do they put like a cylinder inside so they can
Speaker 2: just like pop things back up.
Speaker 3: This is one thing I've always wanted to google.
Speaker 2: Same because also then she starts pulling out razor blades.
Speaker 1: That razor blade, No, that's too.
Speaker 2: You have to have like a toilet paper cylinder or
Speaker 2: something in there that you can just shove stuff up there.
Speaker 1: Then there will live fish fish up.
Speaker 2: Falling into I can't st into like a bowl and
Speaker 2: swimming around again.
Speaker 3: Do you know what? I also wondered the aim like
Speaker 3: I can't even like get my weed to hit a
Speaker 3: toilet bowl that.
Speaker 1: I literally pee.
Speaker 3: I'm like, shit, what happened in here?
Speaker 2: I've found something that they do where they're lying to
Speaker 2: their entire audience. You know how they the ping pongs.
Speaker 2: You think they're just being shot out of their fannies.
Speaker 1: So she's bending over and I got a real good look.
Speaker 1: I've had my.
Speaker 2: Eyes lazer that I can see like I went twenty
Speaker 2: twenty vision. So she's bending over backwards as though she's
Speaker 2: popping it out, but she's flicking it towards you.
Speaker 1: That's how it gets movement and air.
Speaker 2: She's she's throwing the ping pongs, so they're not even
Speaker 2: coming out of her.
Speaker 1: She's just like flicking it into the audience.
Speaker 3: But I feel like I've been lying.
Speaker 2: And then so we at this point. The point that
Speaker 2: we left the show was a point that they brought
Speaker 2: out a couch and women started getting on with each other,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I think this is I think
Speaker 2: this is the point.
Speaker 1: We need to leave.
Speaker 3: That was the point you decided to let no, no,
Speaker 3: I missed.
Speaker 1: I missed a key detail in this story. A woman
Speaker 1: comes over to me.
Speaker 3: I told you this, see I know partial of this story.
Speaker 3: And he said that you said that I won't tell
Speaker 3: laurd what say the story.
Speaker 2: So we are sitting there, this woman comes over and
Speaker 2: again I'm feeling pretty saying this, but I was like,
Speaker 2: I just.
Speaker 1: Don't feel right. I don't I just want to go
Speaker 1: home to my safe bed. Please don't touch me. And
Speaker 1: she comes over. She says, hallo, and she kisses me
Speaker 1: on the cheek, like embraces me, kisses me on the cheek.
Speaker 1: And then at that point, I'm so sorry, but I
Speaker 1: threw him under the bus and I'm like, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: don't don't touch me. Got things to him him. So
Speaker 1: she walked over to him.
Speaker 2: And then grabbed his hands, rabbed them, rabbed them, rab them,
Speaker 2: rabbed them all.
Speaker 1: Over the booms yea, all over her boobs.
Speaker 2: And that was the point that I got defensed and
Speaker 2: I was like, hang on, that's my best friend's husband.
Speaker 1: We are going And then we packed our stuff and left.
Speaker 2: But then we found out later I can't believe they
Speaker 2: do this the show after us.
Speaker 1: People that our friends went to the show after us
Speaker 1: and they got locked in. They tried to leave like weedy.
Speaker 2: Because they were grossed out by it, and they locked
Speaker 2: the door and said no, you wait to the very
Speaker 2: end of.
Speaker 3: The show and they had sex and stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh, they were doing all that stuff. It just felt
Speaker 1: do you know what, though, glad I did it. I
Speaker 1: ticked a little box.
Speaker 2: We've spoken about this in a previous podcast about the
Speaker 2: catch up trap. How Friends these days is going out
Speaker 2: to cafes and not having new experiences whereas I had
Speaker 2: this experience, I have this memory.
Speaker 3: And you know what I just want to say as well,
Speaker 3: when you trust your partner, it's not a thing. Jimmy
Speaker 3: and I are sitting here going or they went to
Speaker 3: a ping pong show, all they saw this thing and
Speaker 3: something's gone.
Speaker 1: You have anything to be jealous about.
Speaker 3: No, but I'm just saying some women and men get jealous.
Speaker 3: But in my head, I'm like, if you're going to cheat,
Speaker 3: you'll cheat at Adelaide, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But yeah, so I didn't even that didn't even
Speaker 1: cross my mind.
Speaker 2: It's not like going to a strip club, you know,
Speaker 2: but I like, it's almost like a comedy show, like
Speaker 2: at Fringe.
Speaker 3: And Bergo tells me everything, so there was no weirdness
Speaker 3: about anything. Like the next thing you're going to talk about,
Speaker 3: which I know you're going to bring up the massage.
Speaker 1: The message, the message. So you might have seen this
Speaker 1: on Instagram.
Speaker 3: It's gone viral.
Speaker 1: It did go viral. Yeah, it's gone crazy. So we did.
Speaker 1: Burgo and I.
Speaker 2: Every day we're getting messages in Thailand, and one particular
Speaker 2: day we're like, let's do for body massage today. So
Speaker 2: we walked into our favorite massage parlor, and they did
Speaker 2: a little curtain thing, and I said to them, first
Speaker 2: of all, they did the curtain around both beds, and
Speaker 2: I was like, oh no, no, we're not together. This
Speaker 2: is my best friend's husband. We need a curtain between
Speaker 2: us because I don't want him to see me naked.
Speaker 3: And she said, I didn't ask for your life to time.
Speaker 2: She did, but at that point that gave her an
Speaker 2: idea which will lead us to the next point. While
Speaker 2: I'm having my massage, I hear Burjo say one thing.
Speaker 2: There's a little bit of commotion happening in the in
Speaker 2: the bed next door behind the curtain.
Speaker 1: The commotion was. I hear him say, yes, loose, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, loose, Why is he saying that? That's so weird? Anyway,
Speaker 1: I carry on with my massage. I come out.
Speaker 2: He's already paid for his massage and he's wanting to
Speaker 2: He's not even looking at me. He's looking directly ahead
Speaker 2: as we're sipping our waters and he's not saying a word.
Speaker 1: I'm like, this is weird. Anyway.
Speaker 2: I have my water and I go ready to go,
Speaker 2: let's go out. As we're walking out, and this is
Speaker 2: where the video. He started filming me. He told me
Speaker 2: what happened behind the curtain. Now I'm going to tell
Speaker 2: you every every single thing that happened behind the curtain.
Speaker 2: Why did he say loose? Well, it's because she said
Speaker 2: to him, you're fat before, and she's feeling he's lost
Speaker 2: seventy year loads, so she's feeling skinned.
Speaker 1: He hasn't like.
Speaker 3: Filled out with muscle yet, so he's like skin and bone.
Speaker 3: I call him bones these days.
Speaker 2: So she feels him skinned and he goes pardon, he goes,
Speaker 2: you're very fat before, very fat before, and he goes, yes, loose.
Speaker 2: So that's the part that I heard when he said yes,
Speaker 2: loose skin, loose skin.
Speaker 3: But she kept going apparently like like very fat, very
Speaker 3: He's like, I get it. I was definitely bigger.
Speaker 2: She was calling him King Kong the whole time, I know,
Speaker 2: which when he was bigger.
Speaker 3: So when we used to travel all the time, like
Speaker 3: I feel like in Asia sometimes they need to work
Speaker 3: on their selling points, like they're selling techniques. Because we'd
Speaker 3: walk down the road and they'd be like, come in.
Speaker 1: We've got King Kong Sun.
Speaker 3: You're very big, you're very fat. I'm like, why don't
Speaker 3: we start with a bit more like, you know you're tall, Yeah,
Speaker 3: you're tall boned, tall and big boned. I don't want
Speaker 3: to be called fat, and so I've been eating a
Speaker 3: lot of noodles. Over here, I'm feeling a bit fluidy.
Speaker 3: I just feel like they just need to be a
Speaker 3: little slightly nicer because even the shop's over there. I
Speaker 3: went into this shop, but it was like big fat
Speaker 3: woman's clothing. I'm like, no, yes, which.
Speaker 2: Was Syca sized ten, because everything over there is tiny.
Speaker 1: I'm huge over there.
Speaker 3: I was like, I can't fit into anything in the
Speaker 3: big fat woman's shop. I'm screwed.
Speaker 1: Maybe fat is a good word over there, I don't know.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So that happened, and then he continued with his story.
Speaker 2: And this is something that I didn't know was happening.
Speaker 2: So she pulled off his pants while he is dummy,
Speaker 2: and to be fair, my pants also came down. But
Speaker 2: I would love above message, so I was fine with it.
Speaker 2: But he wasn't used to this. This is a very
Speaker 2: unusual thing for a guy to have his pants off. Anyway,
Speaker 2: Then she said flip over, so he flipped over, and
Speaker 2: at that point I didn't know this happened, but she
Speaker 2: she did a little tabby tap tap a tabita tap
Speaker 2: tap tap, and then he looked up and obviously opened
Speaker 2: his eyes.
Speaker 1: And because I was next door, and she wanted to,
Speaker 1: you know, she wanted to be quiet about it. She
Speaker 1: didn'tant anyone knowing.
Speaker 2: She did the the like this, the face, the face,
Speaker 2: the mime of you want extra, and he's like no, no.
Speaker 2: Then she goes a hundred but which is like three dollars,
Speaker 2: and he's like no, no, no, no, no, sorry, sorry sorry,
Speaker 2: Because I could hear him saying sorry as well.
Speaker 3: So at this point, what's going through your mind when
Speaker 3: all you can hear him saying sorry? Like what did
Speaker 3: you think?
Speaker 1: I just thought maybe you farted or something. I was
Speaker 1: not thinking that because this is I know what happens
Speaker 1: in Thailand. Like I'm not dumb. I know that happens.
Speaker 2: But this was a family friendly place. So in Thailand
Speaker 2: they say there's a vegetarian and a non vegetarian massage.
Speaker 2: Vegetarian is no meat, no, no sausages. Non vegetarian is
Speaker 2: there sausages? For see, I'm not a vegetarian. So if anything,
Speaker 2: I'm going, oh, I don't know, vegetarian.
Speaker 1: You kind of know from the outside about what they're offering.
Speaker 1: When you walk inside, you kind.
Speaker 2: Of can tell by the layout, and you always try
Speaker 2: to find the clean place, looks family friendly with a
Speaker 2: window that people can see in and out.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, so anyway, he did not say yes, it
Speaker 1: did not happen. I promised you.
Speaker 3: I didn't think it did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it did.
Speaker 2: Occur to me though after that, Why did he get
Speaker 2: up early and pay for his massage? Did he pay
Speaker 2: the extra one hundred tod Why was he sitting there.
Speaker 1: Before I came out?
Speaker 3: Do you know what? I had a dream last night,
Speaker 3: because you were cover over to do the podcast, I
Speaker 3: had a dream that we prank called him and I
Speaker 3: pretended to be someone from a current affair and they've
Speaker 3: seen his video, And firstly I had to ask, oh.
Speaker 1: My god, you should have done this. Why are we
Speaker 1: doing this right now?
Speaker 3: Well, we can whether he'd actually done it to be
Speaker 3: part of our story and then we can get him
Speaker 3: life he's actually done it, But I'm like, nine to
Speaker 3: nine point nine, no, he didn't.
Speaker 2: And I said, like I said to him, did you
Speaker 2: that you didn't do it? He's like, no, she's old,
Speaker 2: And I was like, what about No? You're marriage.
Speaker 3: Can I ask, because we had this conversation when it
Speaker 3: got back, is it cheating?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's cheating, of course, it's cheating someone else is
Speaker 2: pleasure in your partner?
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Mean, what a weird question.
Speaker 3: Because I'm pregnant. I just like I'm just giving, like
Speaker 3: I just don't care anymore. It's not like I'm putting
Speaker 3: out so like. I just like, so did you because
Speaker 3: it's just like one thing to cross off my list
Speaker 3: six days. I haven't got to last you for the
Speaker 3: next three to six months. Enow, I'll see you later
Speaker 3: because that is what got me here.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is so funny. Is it cheating?
Speaker 1: Do you know what's weird? Though?
Speaker 3: You're not gonna leave your husband over I no, I
Speaker 3: had a girlfriend who was offered it. Like, it's not
Speaker 3: just to know. I know it's girls as well. It's everywhere.
Speaker 2: It's a it's a it's quite weird over there that
Speaker 2: it feels normal when you When we spoke about this
Speaker 2: with other men, they are like, oh, lucky you.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're also married. Isn't that a weird thing?
Speaker 1: To it? Is cheating?
Speaker 3: Non to me?
Speaker 2: To me, I think everyone's different. But to me, it's like,
Speaker 2: that's not being faithful to your partner.
Speaker 3: No, it is definitely cheating. But this takes me back
Speaker 3: to if they're gonna do it there, they're gonna do
Speaker 3: it here. So that's why, Yeah, I trust.
Speaker 1: You, you're doing that, you're doing other things exactly.
Speaker 3: I trust him more than anything. I love him. We've
Speaker 3: been through our stuff to get and now he's like,
Speaker 3: I would never want to do that to you because
Speaker 3: I would never want to hurt you.
Speaker 2: He would also never He's not not doing it just
Speaker 2: to not hurt you. He's not doing it because he
Speaker 2: doesn't want.
Speaker 3: To know exactly exactly and he doesn't want to but
Speaker 3: he considers it cheating too.
Speaker 2: So we did go back to that massage parla every
Speaker 2: day the next seven days.
Speaker 1: We went back there a few days later, and this
Speaker 1: is the funniest part.
Speaker 2: So we went back and we're like, let's not do
Speaker 2: full body because we don't want to be behind the
Speaker 2: curtain again. We'll just go and get a foot message.
Speaker 2: So we walked in there and he was nervous to
Speaker 2: see his lady. So he walked in there, She's not there,
Speaker 2: this other lady's there, and then the other lady goes, oh,
Speaker 2: hold on and she goes outside. She goesel here here,
Speaker 2: and then his lady comes out, but she's halfway through dyeing.
Speaker 1: Her hair and she messages his feet and she's so like,
Speaker 1: she's so lovely, and she's like, can com how are you?
Speaker 3: I'm like, so he didn't.
Speaker 2: It wasn't weird between the two of you because he
Speaker 2: said no, She's fine with it. She says, do you
Speaker 2: think she went and told all their friends that I
Speaker 2: said no? I'm like no, this would happen all the time.
Speaker 3: But it's also really funny, like whenever we go away
Speaker 3: and we'd be getting foot massages, like in Vietnam, there's
Speaker 3: Sophia's feet in my feet and then there's Burjo's feet
Speaker 3: hero size fifteen in guys, and they'd just be looking
Speaker 3: at them and they'd be pissing themselves, laughing about look
Speaker 3: look at his feet, like how you know she draw
Speaker 3: the shot? Like is it the short straw getting his feet?
Speaker 3: So it's funny that she wanted to come back, and actually, do.
Speaker 1: Know King Kong was here? She King Kong was He
Speaker 1: was quite famous back in Thailand.
Speaker 3: You fre care all right, So we've covered ping pong show, massage,
Speaker 3: and happy ending. And the third thing is, you guys
Speaker 3: almost died, which is quite funny because we already just
Speaker 3: spoke about this on the podcast about how whenever we
Speaker 3: go somewhere we almost die.
Speaker 1: And especially on a boat. And where was I on
Speaker 1: a boat in Thailand? Why do I do this to myself?
Speaker 3: I feel like we put it out there and jinxed ourselves.
Speaker 2: So okay, this was probably very unsettling for someone with
Speaker 2: a morbid brain. We're sitting on a private island. This
Speaker 2: is in Thailand again. We're there for a work thing.
Speaker 2: Burjo had just been jets came back in. We're sitting
Speaker 2: on the side, just going, let's just like sit here
Speaker 2: for a bit and sun bake. So we're sitting on
Speaker 2: these little chairs and out in the distance. It's Thailand,
Speaker 2: so weather changes all the time.
Speaker 1: But it went black.
Speaker 2: So the sky was I'm talking black as your tracksuit
Speaker 2: right now. And then within a second it dropped from
Speaker 2: like thirty degrees to save twenty degrees like that, and
Speaker 2: all of a sudden, the wind started right and so
Speaker 2: I get.
Speaker 1: A little bit of a thrill with.
Speaker 3: It.
Speaker 2: Sounds a bit sick in the head, doesn't it. I
Speaker 2: get a little bit of a thrill when something like
Speaker 2: a bit dangerous happens. But then my brain turns very
Speaker 2: fast to oh, I'm actually gonna die. So but you
Speaker 2: like they adrenaline, Yeah, I like that. I thried it
Speaker 2: on that. It's like I'm true people. So anyway, the
Speaker 2: wind starts and I'm talking. I'm gonna play some audio
Speaker 2: here of this is the plates.
Speaker 1: And cutlery going flying. Have a listen to this.
Speaker 2: So plates start flying, Cutlery's going everywhere. The marquee is lifting,
Speaker 2: like the marquee is lifting. So in my head now
Speaker 2: I'm like someone someone's gonna get hit in the head
Speaker 2: with a plate and they're gonna die.
Speaker 3: But I actually it's so funny. At one point, I
Speaker 3: just this is zoomed in the video of Bergo just
Speaker 3: holding his market, holding it down for dear line.
Speaker 1: So half most of the men ran out and helped.
Speaker 1: Like it was. Burgo was like I saw all the
Speaker 1: other men doing it, and he's like, oh, do I
Speaker 1: have to go because I'm a man?
Speaker 2: Can I just bet he just wanted to be in
Speaker 2: there being scared with me, So he ran out there
Speaker 2: and was holding the fort down, but it was I
Speaker 2: thought a cyclone was happening, and I thought, this is it.
Speaker 2: We're never going to be able to get back onto
Speaker 2: the mainland because the waves are gigantic.
Speaker 1: We're going to be on here.
Speaker 2: There's a cyclone and there's no bunker. There's no bunker.
Speaker 2: There was no room anywhere. There was a toilet and
Speaker 2: there was half like people were like milling about in there,
Speaker 2: trying to save their lives.
Speaker 3: And I also felt really guilty because before you guys left,
Speaker 3: I made the joke like if you were to both die, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'd be like set for life. I shouldn't have made
Speaker 3: that joke. When you think about it, I'm really sorry.
Speaker 3: Have you got assurance, if you got life insurance?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: But like has he I own a business with you?
Speaker 3: Like we've got some houses together? The other one like
Speaker 3: I would have been like, all right, I'm just gonna
Speaker 3: sit here and count my houses together.
Speaker 1: We've got some houses. It's when well, when you hear
Speaker 1: the house, what's houses? When you get.
Speaker 3: Divorced and get back together, your property moguls the way
Speaker 3: you flick your hair just then, I'm so fair, but like,
Speaker 3: so seriously, I made the joke to you, and then
Speaker 3: when I saw these videos, I was like, you shouldn't
Speaker 3: be making jokes about death because it's actually not funny
Speaker 3: because you and you and I we've got more brains.
Speaker 3: Bergo was like, it was fine, Hailey distresses about these things,
Speaker 3: but we would never go. The only ones rosing you
Speaker 3: and I would have been I would have been doing
Speaker 3: the Sign of the Cross.
Speaker 1: You know, I actually thought of you.
Speaker 2: I was like, thank god you're not here because a
Speaker 2: pregnant woman on the island with that wind, and I
Speaker 2: would have been terrified for you. Would you've tried to
Speaker 2: save me, being your prices, I would have I would
Speaker 2: have been like a little shield over your little baby,
Speaker 2: your tummy.
Speaker 3: Because I see you and Burger running off. But then
Speaker 3: Jimmy would have helped me.
Speaker 1: No, I would have.
Speaker 3: Your go go gadget Legs would have been like, gotta
Speaker 3: get on the bike. Him.
Speaker 1: I'm just trying to work out what he was like
Speaker 1: in an emergency.
Speaker 2: I described him like I went to hug him, but
Speaker 2: he just was like not phased by it. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: didn't feel safe because I didn't have my safe person there.
Speaker 3: But when I'm there with you, I would have been No.
Speaker 3: But I would have wound you up because I would
Speaker 3: have been getting stressed. So it's actually good in a crisis.
Speaker 1: He was like, oh, yeah, you are like that.
Speaker 3: I'm terrible. Do you remember that.
Speaker 2: Time we're in Hawaii and that beautiful Helen, the beautiful
Speaker 2: old woman that we met on a cruise, ninety year
Speaker 2: old Helen.
Speaker 1: We love her so much. We ran into her and
Speaker 1: she we were just.
Speaker 2: Walking in this shopping center in the middle of the night,
Speaker 2: and she was sitting on a bench bleeding out.
Speaker 1: And I thought in that moment, I was like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, Helen.
Speaker 2: So I rang to the chemist and I got these
Speaker 2: pads and I got these things to her. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: she filled out an escalator. And but you, who I
Speaker 2: thought would be that person, you completely froze in the
Speaker 2: moment and you just looked in your handbag and like, ah.
Speaker 1: I literally go like a deer. I do.
Speaker 3: Literally it happened on the blade. Sophia vomented all over Burger,
Speaker 3: like I'm talking down his top like everywhere, and I
Speaker 3: just stood there looking at him, and he goes, do
Speaker 3: you think you could get me a wife? Or something like?
Speaker 3: Do you reckon you could? He just freeze in the
Speaker 3: completely freeze. I'm actually terrible at a crisis. I'm really sorry. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but I can't be good at everything.
Speaker 1: No, let's talk about solar parenting.
Speaker 3: Moggie's laughing. Moggie merely is shaking their head because they
Speaker 3: know I'm a wonker, such a winker.
Speaker 1: You said you're a property. Mogul's property Mogul. Get guys,
Speaker 1: here's you're back with Burjos. You can have two houses? Yes, God,
Speaker 1: no love story.
Speaker 3: We love each other. Now look at us with our
Speaker 3: investment properties. Yeah, okay, so solo parenting funnily enough, Gosh,
Speaker 3: this whole episode, we're mentioning Burgero a lot, aren't we?
Speaker 3: Solo parenting? So I was here and I spent a
Speaker 3: lot of time with my family, So I didn't really
Speaker 3: solo parent a lot because Mum and Dad were around,
Speaker 3: and my brother was around and his kids were around,
Speaker 3: and I stayed up at mom and Dad's, Like I
Speaker 3: didn't stay here a lot. But I worked out why
Speaker 3: I was scared. Remember, I said to you, it's because
Speaker 3: I don't want to be at home and I'm afraid
Speaker 3: of the dark. And it was like when I actually
Speaker 3: break it down and Burgo has found this before when
Speaker 3: we separated. Being by yourself and parenting, it like brought
Speaker 3: back all my emotions from being single, and it triggered me.
Speaker 3: And he's done that before as well. Like going away
Speaker 3: for a night. He said, Oh, I really missed you,
Speaker 3: Like I really missed you. I'm like, I was away
Speaker 3: for a night. But now I understand because it's often
Speaker 3: you and I that go away for work. It's very
Speaker 3: rare that he will go away. But like being in
Speaker 3: this house alone with Sophia, that was some of my
Speaker 3: darkest days, you know, and putting on a brave face,
Speaker 3: and you know, you said, I walked outside and I
Speaker 3: had a bat one night because I heard a noise
Speaker 3: and I was so strong. That was all just putting
Speaker 3: on a brave face. But deep down the night I
Speaker 3: moved into this house by myself with my child, I
Speaker 3: cried all night. Something that you should be proud of.
Speaker 3: You know. I bought my own house. I did it myself.
Speaker 3: It was horrific. I had a baby and I was
Speaker 3: by myself and I'd blown up the one thing that
Speaker 3: you know that, yeah, my relationship, you.
Speaker 1: Can do this for sure. Don't cry because he cries.
Speaker 3: That's where the solo parenting came from. That's why I
Speaker 3: was so pushy, which he has as well. And anyone
Speaker 3: who's been through a breakup with kids, I don't know
Speaker 3: what triggers you, but I feel like this is something
Speaker 3: that being by yourself and having time to think and
Speaker 3: kind of drop into your emotions. That's why often, you know,
Speaker 3: when I was saying, I was always trying to keep
Speaker 3: busy because I didn't want to think about stuff, because
Speaker 3: the minute you sat in your thoughts on the couch,
Speaker 3: it's like that's where you realize, Yeah, I'm alone, and
Speaker 3: I'd want to have a panic attack because I'd be
Speaker 3: so stressed. True, So that's why I didn't want to
Speaker 3: solo parent Hey that makes sense. Does that make sense?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because you know, when you're parenting together, you kind
Speaker 2: of do you want to be like fifty to fifty
Speaker 2: with things right. And I always find when Jimmy goes
Speaker 2: I'm the same. I'm scared. I don't have the trauma
Speaker 2: that you have because we've never broken up. But all
Speaker 2: the things that he gets annoyed at me for, like
Speaker 2: not putting the lights on, not doing the dishwasher properly,
Speaker 2: all these things.
Speaker 1: I nail when I'm by myself. Do you ever find that?
Speaker 1: Do you go? My house is so clean, everything's done,
Speaker 1: lunch is are made, like everything is sorted because it's
Speaker 1: all on me.
Speaker 2: When you're with someone else, you kind of go, yeah,
Speaker 2: they'll do that, but he can do that part.
Speaker 1: But when you're by yourself, you freaking own it. I
Speaker 1: think that's what you did exactly.
Speaker 3: I think it's because you were We say, well, I'm generalizing,
Speaker 3: but we'll say that we do everything and we wear
Speaker 3: the whole mental load. But I don't like Burgo wears
Speaker 3: a so did Jimmy as well.
Speaker 1: So much.
Speaker 3: Yeah they are gone. You really do notice it. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but you're right, you are a lot more organized because
Speaker 3: you have to be. Yeah, it was terrible. I never
Speaker 3: want to do that again. We're very lucky. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: So Burgo can never go away again. No, I much
Speaker 3: prefer he goes. Remember that time you went to Europe
Speaker 3: for twenty days. I'm like, all right, we went away
Speaker 3: for three weeks too, remember, I know, but that's when
Speaker 3: we went together. Yes, So I was like, Sayanara, you.
Speaker 1: Liked it because you got to see so fear the
Speaker 1: whole time. Yeah, it's different you've come so far.
Speaker 3: Gosh, we've been around today, haven't we.
Speaker 1: So you're okay with the whole Thailand trip?
Speaker 3: Yes? Good. I thought it was very funny you guys went.
Speaker 3: Do you know what I was? The only thing I
Speaker 3: was sad about is like, non pregnant Lauren would have
Speaker 3: had so much fun. Yeah, but I would not have
Speaker 3: been able to cope like I would have been, like
Speaker 3: I'm thirty one weeks pregnant. I would have been tired, stressed.
Speaker 3: My patience is very thin at the moment.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like I just so looking at you feel.
Speaker 3: You feel you feel luck? Yeah, Like I'm wearing at
Speaker 3: that stage.
Speaker 2: Where you're like, I just don't feel nice rolling over
Speaker 2: having something in your stomach here. I always say this.
Speaker 2: It doesn't like say take away the pregnancy. If you
Speaker 2: have a flat stuff. If you're feeling flat in your stomach,
Speaker 2: you feel good no matter how big you are, right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: But if you're bloated or pregnant, you feel gigantic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't you.
Speaker 3: I'm wearing you feel wearing a pair of sweatpants right
Speaker 3: now that come up to my nipples.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can see a camel.
Speaker 3: So I'm really sorry to pull it down, but it's
Speaker 3: so cute. I've got a fillo. Don't look at what
Speaker 3: you got afford.
Speaker 1: Bit on that though.
Speaker 2: Can we just say a massive thank you to everyone
Speaker 2: that has messaged us on our Instagram page, Facebook, like,
Speaker 2: on Spotify, written the reviews. We are just so blown
Speaker 2: away by your messages and we read every one of them,
Speaker 2: and just so you know, we screenshot them and then
Speaker 2: send them to our little group chat.
Speaker 3: Because so happy. If you're liking what you're hearing, please
Speaker 3: keep on messaging us. If you don't like then.
Speaker 2: Someone said to me the other day, this lady and
Speaker 2: she's meeting in the most lovely way. She's like, I
Speaker 2: love your podcast so much. It's just so much trash,
Speaker 2: and I'm like she was in a good way, trashy
Speaker 2: in a good way. I'm like, okay, but in a
Speaker 2: good way.
Speaker 3: We had trash in a good way. Not as possibly
Speaker 3: the nice anyone's ever said me nice. Do you know
Speaker 3: what the nicest thing is? People feel like they're just
Speaker 3: on the couch with us. I've lots of those messages
Speaker 3: and there's room. There's room on the couch. We want
Speaker 3: you to feel like we just you your besties because
Speaker 3: you're my bestie. And this is the best thing ever.
Speaker 3: I get to talk to you like like a bestie.
Speaker 2: So we do this with with all of our microphones.
Speaker 2: It just happens that the microphones are with us right now.
Speaker 3: The microphone is actually hurting my wrist a little bit.
Speaker 3: H I wouldn't want to stand like, when can we afford? As?
Speaker 1: My god, you're so Mariah Carey.
Speaker 3: Who do I have to basically a stand around here?
Speaker 1: Your property, mogul your Mariah Carey.
Speaker 3: I'm bad cop, You're good cop. I know we have
Speaker 3: our roles.
Speaker 1: We have our roles.
Speaker 2: All right, we need to go to a ping pong show.
Speaker 2: But you have a lovely day and we will see
Speaker 2: you next week.
Speaker 3: Love you, Love you,