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Speaker 1: Okay, but off air, I will tell you that Sarah

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Speaker 1: Does anyone else did this? She said, Nothing beats chopping

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Speaker 1: I will never come to another dinner party at your place.

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Speaker 1: It was a really weird night. Guys, What's on the

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Speaker 1: Show says you've got the top tips for a bloke

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Speaker 1: Put meat in your mouth and sloshed it around with

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Speaker 1: How's this for a story? Breaking news this morning? Sergey

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Speaker 1: Great question that must be it says here he's worth

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Speaker 2: And early on Elon might have been worth less. But

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Speaker 2: Number nine Talking about yourself too much, including bragging about

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Speaker 1: So's so many interesting things to share, Maddie.

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Speaker 2: How do you put a price on a gas yard?

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Speaker 1: How do you put a price on a fard?

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Speaker 2: to be fair?

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Speaker 4: The Fitz and Whipper Podcast, Sarah, all.

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Speaker 2: Right, the top trending story is and entertainment this morning.

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Speaker 1: I'm team Diana. Yeah, I always will be.

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Speaker 2: Guys, the Fitz and Whipper podcast, Little.

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Speaker 1: Little, Little Little, I understand the confusion. Normally you hear

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Speaker 1: We've got five days ahead of us. Riddle Time has

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Speaker 3: It makes it feel like the weekend around the corner

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Speaker 3: feels good.

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Speaker 2: Pump up.

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Speaker 1: It is a pump up, so it's not any trickery.

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Speaker 1: It's to pump up. You should be excited, Tommy. We

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Speaker 5: Yeah, few people confused, but very high numbers on on

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Speaker 1: A guess play along. You wouldn't believe it I already

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Speaker 1: Welcome to riddle time on a Monday. Mandy. Is this

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Speaker 6: Just a little bit, but it doesn't bother me, it's

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Speaker 1: Oh that's good Mandy. That's that's great news. Mandy. Did

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Speaker 6: Yeah, because we've changed this them, I've got a.

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Speaker 1: Dicent riddle fire but it's a good one. Okay, ready

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Speaker 4: Right good times, change chairs on with the shirt. I

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Speaker 1: Where am I?

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Speaker 2: Are you in studio?

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Speaker 1: Mandy?

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Speaker 2: Clo than h Sarah, you're a good one.

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Speaker 1: You're good.

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Speaker 1: Here Mandy from mascot for the first time ever. Oh wow,

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Speaker 1: Oh it's a big goble my god. We can't get fitsy,

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Speaker 1: but we got Mandy from mascot. Would you rather up?

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Speaker 1: I'd like I prefer you. Mandy.

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Speaker 2: Can you look exactly as I pictured? Yeah, the goog

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Speaker 2: Now president in the purse?

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Speaker 1: How does she do it? Mandy? What do you love

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Speaker 4: It makes it phone and everybody smiled and everybody joins in.

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Speaker 1: So anyone ever heard your voice and then said, oh

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Speaker 4: I'll tell you did the barista you know?

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Speaker 2: Purl Many What do you do for a living? It's

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Speaker 2: You wish it was Britain?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what do you do?

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Speaker 4: I work at a totally workware place and we do uniforms.

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Speaker 2: Not his day right to totally work where Yeah, Moscow?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, great man. Okay, Mandy, you're feeling in for Fitzy today.

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Speaker 1: You stay in the studio. Here we go, We'll get

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Speaker 1: from Mascot. All right, here we go, Here we go.

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Speaker 1: What is the capital in Australia?

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Speaker 2: Eh?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it is a It is a on. That is

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Speaker 1: the capital in Australia. Well played, Mandy. Okay, you've read all.

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Speaker 1: Just take it home with you. Here we go. Those

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Speaker 1: who received me don't always take me. Those who give

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Speaker 1: me away are no poor for it? What am I?

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Speaker 1: Is it a phone call? Mic, it's not a phone

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Speaker 1: call mate.

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Speaker 2: A letter?

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Speaker 1: No, it's not a letter. Those those who receive me

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Speaker 1: don't always take me. Those who give me away and

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Speaker 1: no poor for it?

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Speaker 2: Comment?

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Speaker 3: No, no opinion, no opinion, magic radio.

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Speaker 2: A compliment? Not far off it an insult.

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Speaker 1: No secret? Perhaps perhaps not?

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Speaker 7: Tom?

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Speaker 1: Is it just another word for a compliment. No, it's not, Matt,

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Speaker 1: Thank you now, I'm a close You're very clueless, Mandy.

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Speaker 2: Say it again.

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Speaker 1: You're dancing in the right area. Mandy, you can't be

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Speaker 2: Don't do accents.

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Speaker 1: Sorry about that. Those who received me don't always take me.

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Speaker 1: Those who give me away are no poorer for it.

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Speaker 1: What am I? Kisses? No smooches, no pashes.

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Speaker 2: You can't just go with different words, snogs, tongue down

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Speaker 5: No, those who thirteen twenty four ten.

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Speaker 1: If you do know any idea, any idea whatsoever? Tom?

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Speaker 1: What have you got.

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Speaker 1: Tom? On Facebook is saying advice. It was the first

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Speaker 1: person to say it to Where is Jenny from Penrith?

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Speaker 1: Jenny Jenna for another regular snags the second riddle for

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Speaker 1: the morning, love Jenny, Miss Jenny. Here we go go,

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Speaker 1: Here we go. This is the third reddle for the

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Speaker 1: day with Mandy in the studio. Sorry, I just feel

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Speaker 2: Yorkshire?

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Speaker 1: Yorkshire? That's right, the pudding lady. Here we go?

446
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Speaker 2: No, what I mean by that Yorkshire puddings?

447
00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:02,919
Speaker 1: Mate? It's famous from your part of the world? Am

448
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Speaker 1: I right?

449
00:21:03,320 --> 00:21:08,439
Speaker 2: On a Sunday rusty? It's put in like a what

450
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Speaker 2: is it gravy?

451
00:21:09,600 --> 00:21:13,199
Speaker 4: No, it's it's it's like a pancake mix. But it

452
00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:15,160
Speaker 4: rises and it's like a put.

453
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Speaker 2: In love the way, don't you know? It goes on

454
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Speaker 2: the Sunday rust of your part. Gravy over it? Yeah? Yeah,

455
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Speaker 2: is so young.

456
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Speaker 3: It's the way you expected coming into sort of the

457
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Speaker 3: fast paced world of metro radio.

458
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Speaker 1: Is this what you'd imagine when you called all those times?

459
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Speaker 4: No?

460
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,000
Speaker 2: I don't, but I'm enjoying it.

461
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Speaker 1: Great.

462
00:21:33,119 --> 00:21:33,840
Speaker 2: Let's stick around.

463
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Speaker 1: We're doing well. Here we go. Here is the last riddle.

464
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:41,600
Speaker 1: A broken promise. Now lay everything bare. You can pay

465
00:21:41,640 --> 00:21:45,119
Speaker 1: a fortune to end this despair? What am I talking about?

466
00:21:46,359 --> 00:21:55,280
Speaker 1: Your heart? A divorce? Ladies and gentlemen, ge you big pig.

467
00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:59,760
Speaker 1: He's taken out the third riddle? Where's my prize? Yeah?

468
00:22:00,480 --> 00:22:04,320
Speaker 2: It's have you in the studio and podcast?

469
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Speaker 1: What do you want to talk about this morning? What's

470
00:22:06,280 --> 00:22:08,840
Speaker 1: going on on your way into work? Don't hold back.

471
00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:11,560
Speaker 1: This is your chance to share anything you want. Best

472
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Speaker 1: call of this morning, says sing a songwriter Dean Lewis,

473
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Speaker 1: Bring You Sad Boy Winter Summer Tour to the End

474
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Speaker 1: More Sunday, November twenty. Tickets on sale now at ticket Tech.

475
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Speaker 1: You're going to have a couple of tickets to see

476
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Speaker 1: Dean Lewis.

477
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Speaker 2: Awesome Jason Stanhope Gardens. What did you want to talk

478
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Speaker 2: about this morning? Mate?

479
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Speaker 7: Well? I have a great weekend mostly so. I bought

480
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Speaker 7: a brand new dj drone tent fifteen one hundred dollars

481
00:22:36,440 --> 00:22:39,480
Speaker 7: on it went to near Newcastle there at a lovely

482
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Speaker 7: post called Cathrey Hill Bay. Done all the reading beforehand,

483
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Speaker 7: the manual and how to take pictures of everything, Let's

484
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Speaker 7: go brilliantly and then into the oh. About five ten

485
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Speaker 7: minutes into the flight, it flew up behind me hit

486
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Speaker 7: a three in land and then I sent an our

487
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Speaker 7: and a half trit a final drone got drenched on

488
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Speaker 7: the edge the cliff. On the drone it was j unrecoverable.

489
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Speaker 1: Jason. You meant it flew up behind you and hit

490
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Speaker 1: a tree. How high was it at.

491
00:23:08,720 --> 00:23:12,720
Speaker 7: The time, Oh, probably about seventy meters high.

492
00:23:13,160 --> 00:23:16,480
Speaker 1: Jason didn't doesn't have senses on it. If there's an obstacle,

493
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Speaker 1: it does.

494
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Speaker 7: But you've got to probably actually learn how to do

495
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Speaker 7: that first.

496
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Speaker 1: This is devastating.

497
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,120
Speaker 2: Yeah, Era, what about the GPS. Isn't there a GPS

498
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Speaker 2: in them?

499
00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:29,919
Speaker 7: I've got I've got the exact location and longitude. But

500
00:23:29,920 --> 00:23:31,600
Speaker 7: it's been such a dangerous area on the edge of

501
00:23:31,600 --> 00:23:35,879
Speaker 7: the cliff with holes in the ground, there's been erosion.

502
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Speaker 1: This is Jason. I'm always said to Sarah, and you

503
00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:44,280
Speaker 1: know how we talk about this all the time. First flight,

504
00:23:44,720 --> 00:23:46,800
Speaker 1: stay out of the bush. You know you always do

505
00:23:46,840 --> 00:23:48,680
Speaker 1: that with your drone. And if Jace was to risk

506
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:50,120
Speaker 1: his life near that edge of the cliff, a couple

507
00:23:50,160 --> 00:23:52,359
Speaker 1: of pot holes and some debris around there, it's not

508
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Speaker 1: worth the dj I thanks for calling through, mate, We're

509
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Speaker 1: I'm so glad that you're safe this morning and able

510
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Speaker 1: to share that story Troy and Hornsbury. Will Hornsby, Welcome

511
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Speaker 1: to show, buddy.

512
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Speaker 8: How are you going?

513
00:24:04,119 --> 00:24:05,960
Speaker 1: What do you want to chat about this morning? Troll's dog.

514
00:24:06,440 --> 00:24:09,159
Speaker 8: Oh, I made my daughter's birthday, so I'm hoping she's listening.

515
00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:13,360
Speaker 8: Happy birthday, Georgia. Oh Georgia twenty.

516
00:24:13,080 --> 00:24:15,840
Speaker 1: Seven, twenty seven. What are you going to do for her? Troy?

517
00:24:16,280 --> 00:24:16,359
Speaker 2: Oh?

518
00:24:16,400 --> 00:24:18,119
Speaker 8: I made. I've got a SPA voucher for her and

519
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:20,359
Speaker 8: a little beauty pack and all that sort of stuff.

520
00:24:20,440 --> 00:24:22,960
Speaker 8: She actually blessed me the other week. She did a

521
00:24:22,960 --> 00:24:24,280
Speaker 8: surprise party for my sister.

522
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Speaker 2: You. Oh, no way, Troy.

523
00:24:26,440 --> 00:24:28,639
Speaker 1: What do you love about your daughter? Mate? Sell it in.

524
00:24:29,359 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 8: She's great. She's very caring and considerate. She got a

525
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:37,600
Speaker 8: younger sister, always looked after her, going great in her job. Yeah, yeah, mate,

526
00:24:37,640 --> 00:24:38,640
Speaker 8: She's just a dream child.

527
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Speaker 1: So you're able to forget those times where you held

528
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:42,520
Speaker 1: her hair back when she was vomiting and she got

529
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Speaker 1: home Troy.

530
00:24:43,119 --> 00:24:45,880
Speaker 8: And yes, mate, I can remember those teenage Yeah, very

531
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Speaker 8: ex boyfriend.

532
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, wanted to shoot on a few, wasn't there, Troy?

533
00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:53,000
Speaker 1: Remember Darren, there.

534
00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,600
Speaker 8: Was a couple there, but no, no, she's a good kid. Yeah,

535
00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,199
Speaker 8: and it w'd be great to get her a few tickets.

536
00:24:57,240 --> 00:24:59,000
Speaker 1: And yeah, good on your Troy.

537
00:24:59,040 --> 00:25:02,200
Speaker 2: Thanks everything decent pitching is Troy? Well done?

538
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:02,440
Speaker 5: Pat?

539
00:25:02,480 --> 00:25:04,399
Speaker 2: And Bexley? What did you want to talk about this morning?

540
00:25:04,960 --> 00:25:07,480
Speaker 6: Oh? I've got two things to talk about. First of all,

541
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:11,800
Speaker 6: I won a pillow case from you guys, and I've

542
00:25:11,840 --> 00:25:14,080
Speaker 6: never received it, so I can't sleep.

543
00:25:13,880 --> 00:25:17,560
Speaker 1: With Ripper at all. Well, Pat, the big question was

544
00:25:17,960 --> 00:25:20,159
Speaker 1: it is? Yeah, great question. I'm angry about that and

545
00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:23,240
Speaker 1: I'll should anybody that breaks the system down here at Nova. Pat,

546
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:26,920
Speaker 1: I take it very very personally. Did you request at

547
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:29,320
Speaker 1: the time the Fitzy pillow or the whipper pillow?

548
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,800
Speaker 6: It was both of you. Apparently there was one on

549
00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:34,399
Speaker 6: each side.

550
00:25:35,400 --> 00:25:37,600
Speaker 1: I really know the merch Is it a body one, Tommy?

551
00:25:37,640 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 1: Like a long one?

552
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,520
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like ten years ago.

553
00:25:41,760 --> 00:25:44,960
Speaker 5: We had trouble with production of those, so we just yeah,

554
00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:47,200
Speaker 5: we've got the We've now got the pillow slips.

555
00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:50,000
Speaker 1: Okay, can we get standard had the updated model the

556
00:25:50,040 --> 00:25:53,359
Speaker 1: pillow slips and any other merch? Tommy, can we get

557
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:55,440
Speaker 1: her a couple of footies, maybe drink bottle and a hat?

558
00:25:55,600 --> 00:25:58,680
Speaker 5: How about the Fitzy whipper, toilet paper roll trading nicknames.

559
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,399
Speaker 5: I've only got two hundred and thirty seven available, all.

560
00:26:01,359 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 1: Right, Pat, wipe your bum with a catchy nickname.

561
00:26:04,080 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 2: Huh.

562
00:26:04,640 --> 00:26:07,320
Speaker 6: Now the second thing I want, sorry I forgot about that,

563
00:26:07,480 --> 00:26:11,400
Speaker 6: is I want to win a prize that you're doing

564
00:26:11,840 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 6: and flight fifty thousands in flight YEP to the UK

565
00:26:16,119 --> 00:26:18,159
Speaker 6: because my Nie is getting married and I haven't got

566
00:26:18,200 --> 00:26:19,760
Speaker 6: the money to go, PA.

567
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Speaker 1: First class and fifty k Hey, Pat, that.

568
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Speaker 6: Would be wonderful.

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Speaker 1: All right, you've got a pad joking, Pat, but you

570
00:26:27,920 --> 00:26:29,520
Speaker 1: are in the running. You're on the show. You're in

571
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Speaker 1: the running.

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Speaker 6: Okay, beautiful, Thank you so much. You have a wonderful day.

573
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Speaker 1: To miss you. Pat. I thought she just wanted to

574
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Speaker 1: win a prize. I thot we've just given you everything chucked.

575
00:26:39,200 --> 00:26:40,960
Speaker 2: Us in a lip arm. She should have been satisfied.

576
00:26:41,040 --> 00:26:42,800
Speaker 2: Joel and page word, what do you want to talk about?

577
00:26:42,840 --> 00:26:45,400
Speaker 1: Bud? Yeah? Random one?

578
00:26:45,440 --> 00:26:47,840
Speaker 8: You know how add cheer and send me that awesome gear?

579
00:26:48,080 --> 00:26:48,359
Speaker 1: Yeah?

580
00:26:49,119 --> 00:26:49,520
Speaker 6: I reckon.

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00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:52,240
Speaker 8: You should have a statue either end of the Anzac

582
00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:55,360
Speaker 8: bridge that fits you and whippers showing off the good Oh.

583
00:26:55,440 --> 00:26:58,520
Speaker 2: Statue boys holding the members on the bridge.

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00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,399
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean the giant men members. Joel, they walked

585
00:27:01,400 --> 00:27:05,360
Speaker 1: wave forty kilos each, but some sort of monument. I mean,

586
00:27:05,400 --> 00:27:07,359
Speaker 1: whether it's in our holding them or not. They would

587
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 1: look good on the Anzac Bridge.

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00:27:09,320 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 7: I think they would.

589
00:27:10,320 --> 00:27:12,000
Speaker 2: I mean, does it fly in the face of the

590
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:14,400
Speaker 2: meaning of the old Anzac Bridge. You got the ANZACs

591
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,719
Speaker 2: at one end and then you clown's holding it penis

592
00:27:17,760 --> 00:27:18,880
Speaker 2: meat to the other end.

593
00:27:19,119 --> 00:27:23,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's kind of stripped tradition in memory of the ANZACs.

594
00:27:23,880 --> 00:27:26,239
Speaker 1: But Joel, we're taking all suggestions.

595
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:26,800
Speaker 2: No dumb ideas.

596
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 1: Anybody else. If anybody else has an idea for what

597
00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:34,680
Speaker 1: you think we could do with Ed Sheeran's private members.

598
00:27:35,080 --> 00:27:39,359
Speaker 1: To forty kilo one meter high penises. They must be celebrated,

599
00:27:39,359 --> 00:27:41,359
Speaker 1: and to it around this great city of ours.

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00:27:42,040 --> 00:27:43,640
Speaker 2: Dean Lewis tickets, Who's going to get them?

601
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:44,120
Speaker 1: Your call?

602
00:27:44,160 --> 00:27:46,359
Speaker 2: Well, I'm torn because Jake's lost his drone and I

603
00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,240
Speaker 2: feel for him, And then Troy did this really good

604
00:27:48,280 --> 00:27:50,679
Speaker 2: pitch about his daughter and she loves you. Troy, you

605
00:27:50,720 --> 00:27:52,960
Speaker 2: know what I feel like Your daughter will enjoy. Dean Lewis,

606
00:27:52,960 --> 00:27:54,200
Speaker 2: you got the tickets.

607
00:27:53,920 --> 00:27:58,159
Speaker 8: Go to Troy very much. She'll be wrapped since present

608
00:27:58,240 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 8: for it would.

609
00:27:58,720 --> 00:27:59,960
Speaker 1: Have given them to jas. I mean, he said a

610
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:01,480
Speaker 1: terrible he lost everything.

611
00:28:01,600 --> 00:28:03,480
Speaker 2: You points in a Troy on the board and tell

612
00:28:03,600 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 2: me to choose.

613
00:28:04,119 --> 00:28:05,960
Speaker 1: It was there for Jose He really tripped over a

614
00:28:05,960 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 1: pothole trying to get his drone brot aorry Jay.

615
00:28:08,240 --> 00:28:10,680
Speaker 2: You're listening to the Fits and Whipper podcast.

616
00:28:10,920 --> 00:28:13,960
Speaker 1: Let's talk about this one. This is thrown me completely.

617
00:28:14,640 --> 00:28:17,760
Speaker 1: The headline reads, We've been getting it all wrong and

618
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,760
Speaker 1: what you tell your kids is the wrong thing as well.

619
00:28:21,080 --> 00:28:25,280
Speaker 1: This Oxford University expert has come out and said that

620
00:28:25,400 --> 00:28:30,000
Speaker 1: you should be chewing with your mouth open. This will

621
00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 1: give you more flavor to your meal. Goes on to

622
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:35,919
Speaker 1: see that the food flavors reached the back of the

623
00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:39,120
Speaker 1: nose better when we are mouth open.

624
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:41,280
Speaker 2: As someone who used to sit next to Fitz while

625
00:28:41,320 --> 00:28:43,320
Speaker 2: he would eat breakfast, I feel like maybe he knew

626
00:28:43,360 --> 00:28:43,960
Speaker 2: this study before.

627
00:28:44,000 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 1: The ring No No says he just never was taught

628
00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:48,320
Speaker 1: to shut his mouth when he eats. I mean, you're right,

629
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 1: when he eats, it's like a bulldog eating.

630
00:28:51,680 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 2: Custard week It's everywhere sloppy.

631
00:28:54,760 --> 00:28:57,640
Speaker 1: It's like it's like a snout in a trough. You

632
00:28:57,760 --> 00:29:01,880
Speaker 1: move seats, pause, and we changed off. You couldn't handle

633
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:03,760
Speaker 1: the splash of him eating.

634
00:29:03,960 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 2: We sat very closely. It was a bit comfortable of him.

635
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:10,160
Speaker 1: What doesn't say here, when you have your mouth open,

636
00:29:10,160 --> 00:29:13,840
Speaker 1: it releases more of the volatile organic compounds, contributing to

637
00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:16,719
Speaker 1: our sense of smell and overall perception. They also go

638
00:29:16,760 --> 00:29:19,000
Speaker 1: on to say, ditch your knife and fork. If you

639
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:23,080
Speaker 1: pick it up with your hands, then that contributes to

640
00:29:23,160 --> 00:29:24,560
Speaker 1: the culinary experience.

641
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,240
Speaker 2: All I'm thinking about is yesterday when I was yelling

642
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:29,960
Speaker 2: at the kids for doing all of this. No cutlery,

643
00:29:30,120 --> 00:29:32,240
Speaker 2: mouth open while you're chewing. So if we're going to

644
00:29:32,320 --> 00:29:35,120
Speaker 2: lean into this, it only stands to reason that none

645
00:29:35,160 --> 00:29:37,680
Speaker 2: of us wear pants when we eat meals either. Well,

646
00:29:37,680 --> 00:29:39,120
Speaker 2: that seems to be the thing in my house that

647
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,720
Speaker 2: everyone just takes their pants off when.

648
00:29:41,480 --> 00:29:44,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're sitting there, no pants on at dinner.

649
00:29:44,000 --> 00:29:46,160
Speaker 2: Freedom of a belly rub while you're halfway through your meal.

650
00:29:46,960 --> 00:29:49,280
Speaker 1: You are a never nude. And to think, I mean,

651
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,640
Speaker 1: if you took all these instructions, this is the picture

652
00:29:51,680 --> 00:29:53,360
Speaker 1: of I mean, I don't know where your mind's gone

653
00:29:53,560 --> 00:29:57,080
Speaker 1: to you, but I'm taking the instruction here. Blended with

654
00:29:57,240 --> 00:30:00,719
Speaker 1: Sarah's advice of no clothes, and I'm picturing her picking

655
00:30:00,800 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 1: up a tea bone, steak the bone of it, chewing

656
00:30:03,880 --> 00:30:06,400
Speaker 1: on that bone with absolutely nothing on.

657
00:30:06,600 --> 00:30:08,959
Speaker 2: No, no, no, this is not Barberella. I'm sitting at

658
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:10,600
Speaker 2: the same with a top on. Thank you.

659
00:30:10,680 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 1: How hot is this?

660
00:30:11,920 --> 00:30:13,560
Speaker 3: I just prefer the thought that, say we were to

661
00:30:13,640 --> 00:30:18,200
Speaker 3: go to an aria or fancy restaurant, the fanciest of restaurants,

662
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:20,840
Speaker 3: and on arrival we all just take our pants off.

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00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:23,920
Speaker 2: It's field, right, don't do the top button.

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Speaker 1: Well, that's what you do anyways. And there's nothing worse

665
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Speaker 1: too than when you're eating and you're chatting to someone

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Speaker 1: on their eating and a little bit of food flies

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00:30:32,120 --> 00:30:34,040
Speaker 1: out of their mouth. I saw it the other night

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00:30:34,040 --> 00:30:36,480
Speaker 1: an event, and this bit of food I don't know

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00:30:36,520 --> 00:30:39,440
Speaker 1: what this bloke was eating and it flew out and

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Speaker 1: hit the guy that he was having a conversation with.

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Speaker 1: And as a third party, right, I'm not even involved

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Speaker 1: in the chat, I'm just standing there on the side.

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Speaker 1: I didn't know whether to jump in. It was so obvious,

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Speaker 1: and neither of them said anything.

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Speaker 2: You have to at least if you're the guilty party,

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Speaker 2: you have to wipe it away.

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Speaker 5: God.

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Speaker 1: I remember being at the football one time and this

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Speaker 1: girl had eaten a meat pie and I said to her, Oh,

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Speaker 1: you've got a bit of a bit of the meat

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Speaker 1: stuck on the side of your face.

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Speaker 2: Women loved to hear this.

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Speaker 1: I was trying to help out and she said, no,

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Speaker 1: it's colesaw. But still I tried to back it up

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00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:13,800
Speaker 1: and I said, fellows, doesn't that look like a bit

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Speaker 1: of meat?

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Speaker 2: And then she was the person who loved the pie.

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00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:17,680
Speaker 2: You wasn't she at the footage hit.

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Speaker 1: Me right in the face. But it was so, it

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00:31:19,760 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 1: was so I shouldn't have done it, but I was

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Speaker 1: sure it was meat pie. Even looked a little bit

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Speaker 1: red like she had some sauce in the pie.

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Speaker 2: Chunky meat pie.

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Speaker 1: Nothing wrong with the four and twenty so she've left

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Speaker 1: some of it. Oh no, sorry, it's herpes. I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 1: I hope your team gets up. Love. Let me meet you.

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Speaker 1: We should chat again with This show is a Nova podcast.

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