1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:03,920 Speaker 1: This podcast is recorded on gadigal Land Always was, always 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:09,280 Speaker 1: will be Aboriginal Land. 3 00:00:12,280 --> 00:00:15,360 Speaker 2: Hey Tix, I'm al and this is two broad Chicks, 4 00:00:15,400 --> 00:00:17,599 Speaker 2: the show that shares life lessons and tips to make. 5 00:00:17,520 --> 00:00:21,239 Speaker 1: You rich in life and strap In because. 6 00:00:20,960 --> 00:00:28,520 Speaker 3: We're in for a dire bolco time today. Diabolical great word, 7 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:32,280 Speaker 3: let's start there, but we have asked you chicks to 8 00:00:32,320 --> 00:00:38,440 Speaker 3: send in your diabolical life lessons and confessions and stories 9 00:00:38,640 --> 00:00:41,839 Speaker 3: from your twenties so that we can learn through you. 10 00:00:41,920 --> 00:00:45,959 Speaker 1: Because we've shared enough. You know what I've gone through. 11 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:49,360 Speaker 2: I'm kidding, but I think it's I think it's time 12 00:00:49,400 --> 00:00:55,360 Speaker 2: to open up the forum of embarrassing crazy out their 13 00:00:55,520 --> 00:00:59,760 Speaker 2: confessions that we have not read these. 14 00:01:00,120 --> 00:01:03,400 Speaker 1: Yes, so these We're just raw dogging it through. 15 00:01:03,200 --> 00:01:07,160 Speaker 2: The emails this morning Live React and I'm so excited 16 00:01:07,280 --> 00:01:10,080 Speaker 2: some of these, like the subject line one just said 17 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:10,640 Speaker 2: strap in. 18 00:01:10,760 --> 00:01:12,640 Speaker 1: Another one was like I can't believe I just spent 19 00:01:12,680 --> 00:01:14,000 Speaker 1: my morning writing this out. 20 00:01:14,640 --> 00:01:18,000 Speaker 2: And whoever we read in this episode is also going 21 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:19,920 Speaker 2: to win a one hundred dollars GIF foucher for wherever 22 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:20,440 Speaker 2: they want. 23 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:21,920 Speaker 1: Because I also. 24 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:23,200 Speaker 2: Want to give back to the people that have like 25 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:25,720 Speaker 2: opened up and spent their time. 26 00:01:25,920 --> 00:01:27,080 Speaker 1: Writing us a tall tale. 27 00:01:27,280 --> 00:01:30,520 Speaker 2: All right, but before we get into it, we must 28 00:01:31,240 --> 00:01:32,920 Speaker 2: share our own life lessons of the week. 29 00:01:32,959 --> 00:01:35,920 Speaker 1: It's only fair, okay, So hit me, what do you got? 30 00:01:36,080 --> 00:01:36,399 Speaker 4: Okay? 31 00:01:36,480 --> 00:01:39,280 Speaker 5: My life lesson of the week is to go to 32 00:01:39,360 --> 00:01:43,600 Speaker 5: Aldi for your sweet treats and snacky doodles. Ah, yes, 33 00:01:43,880 --> 00:01:46,680 Speaker 5: I know, God, they have some good snacks there. 34 00:01:46,720 --> 00:01:49,520 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, it's intain it's so good. 35 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:52,480 Speaker 5: The star of the show is actually an ice cream 36 00:01:52,560 --> 00:01:54,720 Speaker 5: that I want to share. And it's a New Zealand 37 00:01:54,760 --> 00:01:56,880 Speaker 5: ice cream and I saw it from. 38 00:01:57,080 --> 00:02:00,200 Speaker 1: New Zealand, really well known for like really good ice. 39 00:02:00,440 --> 00:02:03,000 Speaker 5: Yeah, they're really good ice cream and just snacks across 40 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:07,120 Speaker 5: the board. And do you follow Russ Eats on Instagram. 41 00:02:07,160 --> 00:02:09,600 Speaker 5: He's that guy that does like food reviews and stuff. 42 00:02:09,600 --> 00:02:11,600 Speaker 5: He has long hair and he wears a backwards cap 43 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:14,400 Speaker 5: and he's really bogan and really funny. Anyway, he went 44 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,520 Speaker 5: to New Zealand and he was talking about these amazing 45 00:02:16,560 --> 00:02:18,959 Speaker 5: ice creams, and Chris and I were like Ashll was 46 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:20,920 Speaker 5: on and we watched like all of his reviews and 47 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:24,520 Speaker 5: he was talking about these ice creams called Kipedi, passion 48 00:02:24,560 --> 00:02:28,320 Speaker 5: Fruit and Kamahie honey, and then he was like, oh 49 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:30,280 Speaker 5: my god, these are delicious blah blah, and all of 50 00:02:30,320 --> 00:02:31,960 Speaker 5: these people in the comments were like, you can get 51 00:02:31,960 --> 00:02:34,880 Speaker 5: them in Australia, but only in Aldi. So Chris and 52 00:02:34,919 --> 00:02:39,440 Speaker 5: I were like, let's run, bitch, yeah, and oh my god, 53 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:43,560 Speaker 5: they are so sour and delicious. It's kind of like 54 00:02:44,080 --> 00:02:48,600 Speaker 5: a passion fruit splice but really soft, like you buy 55 00:02:48,600 --> 00:02:50,840 Speaker 5: it into it and it just like melts in your mouth, like, 56 00:02:50,880 --> 00:02:52,320 Speaker 5: oh it's so good. 57 00:02:52,720 --> 00:02:54,600 Speaker 4: So go to Aldi and get these ice creams. 58 00:02:54,880 --> 00:02:55,720 Speaker 1: I love that. 59 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:59,520 Speaker 2: My life person of the Week is a little bit 60 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:06,720 Speaker 2: hot felt who. But I have kind of fallen out 61 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:11,720 Speaker 2: of like moving my body recently. And I had like 62 00:03:11,760 --> 00:03:15,280 Speaker 2: a really good routine at like the start of the year, 63 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:18,240 Speaker 2: a little bit earlier into the year, and then like 64 00:03:18,440 --> 00:03:20,840 Speaker 2: over the last like month maybe two months, I'd like 65 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:23,079 Speaker 2: fallen out of it a little bit. And like, so 66 00:03:23,200 --> 00:03:24,400 Speaker 2: I was over at my house and I was like, 67 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:26,240 Speaker 2: I'll drop you to the station because I've got to 68 00:03:26,240 --> 00:03:26,920 Speaker 2: go to the gym. 69 00:03:26,760 --> 00:03:27,840 Speaker 1: And so I was like, what are you gonna do? 70 00:03:27,840 --> 00:03:30,040 Speaker 2: When I was like I don't fucking know. I was 71 00:03:30,080 --> 00:03:32,880 Speaker 2: like I don't know, I've just got to go there. Yeah, 72 00:03:32,919 --> 00:03:36,320 Speaker 2: because I just need to like get in the gym 73 00:03:36,560 --> 00:03:39,600 Speaker 2: and just like show up and anyway, whenever I'm like 74 00:03:39,680 --> 00:03:42,760 Speaker 2: not really bothered to do anything there or like it's 75 00:03:42,800 --> 00:03:44,320 Speaker 2: just too busy and I can't be ableed to like 76 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:47,720 Speaker 2: fight some gym bro for the leg press, I just 77 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:48,320 Speaker 2: will run. 78 00:03:48,160 --> 00:03:50,720 Speaker 1: On the treadmill. And I was like really proud. 79 00:03:50,520 --> 00:03:53,040 Speaker 2: Because last year I like got to a point or 80 00:03:53,040 --> 00:03:54,120 Speaker 2: maybe it was this year, I don't know. 81 00:03:54,360 --> 00:03:55,760 Speaker 1: Don't ask me timelines for anything. 82 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,040 Speaker 2: Literally I got to a point that I could run 83 00:03:59,120 --> 00:04:00,960 Speaker 2: like five k's and I was like really proud of 84 00:04:00,960 --> 00:04:03,080 Speaker 2: that because that was like such a goal. 85 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:04,600 Speaker 1: Anyway, and then I was on the. 86 00:04:04,600 --> 00:04:09,480 Speaker 2: Treadmill and I was like really really struggling, Like it 87 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:12,400 Speaker 2: was like and it was like one k and I 88 00:04:12,480 --> 00:04:15,600 Speaker 2: was just so I got really down on myself because 89 00:04:15,640 --> 00:04:18,320 Speaker 2: I was like, cool, you just worked so hard to 90 00:04:18,400 --> 00:04:23,400 Speaker 2: hit that goal and you've just lost like everything you achieved. Yeah, 91 00:04:23,400 --> 00:04:26,920 Speaker 2: And I was like feeling really down on myself about it. 92 00:04:27,440 --> 00:04:29,480 Speaker 1: And then I was on my way home and then. 93 00:04:29,360 --> 00:04:31,640 Speaker 2: I was like, yeah, but I also had to start 94 00:04:31,680 --> 00:04:34,200 Speaker 2: somewhere back then, and I still like showed up and 95 00:04:34,320 --> 00:04:37,360 Speaker 2: rather than like having the mindset of being like well 96 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:38,600 Speaker 2: I'm going to go there and I'm not going to 97 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:39,360 Speaker 2: be as good anymore. 98 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,040 Speaker 1: I'm not gonna be as fit or whatever. 99 00:04:41,320 --> 00:04:45,480 Speaker 2: Like the nag thing in my head is saying, like 100 00:04:45,960 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 2: it's still better than not doing anything, and it's still 101 00:04:49,400 --> 00:04:51,200 Speaker 2: better than not showing up and not trying. 102 00:04:51,320 --> 00:04:52,920 Speaker 1: So obviously I'm not. 103 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:56,000 Speaker 2: Like fits bone go maybe body you don't know, yeah, 104 00:04:56,040 --> 00:04:57,040 Speaker 2: like that's not. 105 00:04:57,080 --> 00:05:00,919 Speaker 1: This brandy wrong cast. 106 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:03,719 Speaker 2: But I just was like it was a nice way 107 00:05:03,760 --> 00:05:06,600 Speaker 2: to like reframe it in my mind, being like okay, 108 00:05:06,640 --> 00:05:08,599 Speaker 2: And then now I'm a little bit more motivated because 109 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,480 Speaker 2: I was feeling defeated, being like I don't even want 110 00:05:10,480 --> 00:05:12,800 Speaker 2: to go back. Yeah, but now it's like a nice 111 00:05:12,800 --> 00:05:14,800 Speaker 2: way that I've reframed it in my mind have been like, Okay, 112 00:05:14,839 --> 00:05:17,560 Speaker 2: well it's better than like nothing, not in the way 113 00:05:17,640 --> 00:05:21,080 Speaker 2: of it's better than nothing's away exercise of like earning something, 114 00:05:21,080 --> 00:05:22,719 Speaker 2: but better than nothing of like trying. 115 00:05:23,120 --> 00:05:24,599 Speaker 1: Yeah you know yeah. 116 00:05:24,640 --> 00:05:26,640 Speaker 5: And also it doesn't take away from the fact that 117 00:05:26,680 --> 00:05:29,000 Speaker 5: you hit that goal in the past, like you have 118 00:05:29,200 --> 00:05:31,120 Speaker 5: hit five K in the past, and it doesn't take 119 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:34,040 Speaker 5: away from that. And if anything, it's like, well you've 120 00:05:34,040 --> 00:05:35,800 Speaker 5: done it before and you can do it again. And 121 00:05:35,839 --> 00:05:40,000 Speaker 5: you're built up from one hundred meters before to five 122 00:05:40,080 --> 00:05:41,680 Speaker 5: k and you can do it again. 123 00:05:41,920 --> 00:05:44,240 Speaker 1: So yeah, I was saying through up. I was like, 124 00:05:44,960 --> 00:05:50,719 Speaker 1: that's not fair. I still earned it back then, you 125 00:05:51,120 --> 00:05:55,279 Speaker 1: won't no give back, give back. I was like, I 126 00:05:55,320 --> 00:05:55,960 Speaker 1: want to go back to it. 127 00:05:55,960 --> 00:05:58,039 Speaker 2: And I was like running next to some fucking tank 128 00:05:58,120 --> 00:06:00,919 Speaker 2: and he like started racing me, so funny, and he 129 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:01,120 Speaker 2: was like. 130 00:06:01,120 --> 00:06:05,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, let's go, let's go. What is going on? It 131 00:06:05,240 --> 00:06:06,160 Speaker 1: was so funny. 132 00:06:06,200 --> 00:06:10,440 Speaker 2: He was literally like this giant tang who like kept 133 00:06:10,440 --> 00:06:12,680 Speaker 2: trying to race me, like next to me on the treadmill, 134 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:13,240 Speaker 2: and he's like. 135 00:06:13,240 --> 00:06:15,280 Speaker 1: Come on, girly, let's go twelve twelve. And I was like, 136 00:06:15,400 --> 00:06:17,440 Speaker 1: what the fuck is going on? But I had the 137 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:19,080 Speaker 1: best fucking time. And I was like, what time you. 138 00:06:19,279 --> 00:06:20,320 Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say, you need. 139 00:06:22,120 --> 00:06:23,240 Speaker 4: Accountability, buddy. 140 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,720 Speaker 2: Okay, okay, shall we get into it now? 141 00:06:25,839 --> 00:06:26,120 Speaker 5: Let's go. 142 00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:27,680 Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm so excited. 143 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:36,599 Speaker 2: For obvious reasons, all of these will be kept anonymous. 144 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:41,159 Speaker 1: Okay, high aln sal I cannot believe I've just spent 145 00:06:41,200 --> 00:06:41,800 Speaker 1: the better. 146 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:44,000 Speaker 2: Half of this morning turning one of my most chaotic 147 00:06:44,080 --> 00:06:46,880 Speaker 2: stories from my twenties into a poem. 148 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:49,080 Speaker 1: But here we are. I hope you enjoy. 149 00:06:49,360 --> 00:06:51,960 Speaker 2: This is the story which I'm not gonna I'm not 150 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:54,720 Speaker 2: gonna say this because it's gonna ruin it. It's gonna 151 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:57,320 Speaker 2: be a spoiler, all right. I like to call this 152 00:06:57,360 --> 00:07:00,520 Speaker 2: one towards the night before my twenty seventh birthday. 153 00:07:00,960 --> 00:07:02,640 Speaker 1: I don't know why I said that with a Irrish accent. 154 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:06,080 Speaker 1: Twas the night before my twenty seventh birthday. 155 00:07:06,320 --> 00:07:09,400 Speaker 2: All through the verbs, I was thriving on vibes and 156 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:16,120 Speaker 2: completely unnerved. Westfields was calling Browns waxed fit, secured for 157 00:07:16,160 --> 00:07:23,280 Speaker 2: a birthday night bash where bad bitches injured yahazing. Then 158 00:07:23,360 --> 00:07:26,160 Speaker 2: back in my car, I was nearly home free and 159 00:07:26,200 --> 00:07:29,160 Speaker 2: the pedals said zoom, and the cop said it's me. 160 00:07:30,520 --> 00:07:35,760 Speaker 1: Oh no, my heart hit my throat. My last merrit 161 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:38,880 Speaker 1: was toast. Don't ask how I lost them, just. 162 00:07:38,960 --> 00:07:40,360 Speaker 4: Know it was gross. 163 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:43,840 Speaker 1: I feel like I read a Doctor Zoo's movie. 164 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:47,320 Speaker 2: I love this. He asked my license and vanished from view. 165 00:07:47,520 --> 00:07:50,040 Speaker 2: I stared at the dash. What else could I do? 166 00:07:50,840 --> 00:07:51,360 Speaker 1: But wait? 167 00:07:51,520 --> 00:07:54,920 Speaker 2: He returns with a breath test in hand. I thought, no, 168 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,960 Speaker 2: not me, But last night. 169 00:07:56,880 --> 00:08:02,920 Speaker 1: There was a graham. I croaked. 170 00:08:03,400 --> 00:08:07,160 Speaker 2: I'm so sorry, he said, that's not all. I braced 171 00:08:07,200 --> 00:08:10,880 Speaker 2: for more horror. My pride began to fall. Your license, 172 00:08:10,960 --> 00:08:15,280 Speaker 2: he said, is expired as of today, so technically, miss, 173 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:19,360 Speaker 2: you have no right to play. Still cute in the chaos, 174 00:08:19,360 --> 00:08:23,840 Speaker 2: but barely composed. I texted my roommate, it's jail. I suppose, 175 00:08:24,920 --> 00:08:28,880 Speaker 2: still enough. They appeared with cuffs and the van, and 176 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:30,640 Speaker 2: I thought, at least I look hot. 177 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:32,160 Speaker 1: I didn't really have a plan. 178 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:37,559 Speaker 2: My roomy arrived on a skateboard in rain my hero, 179 00:08:37,800 --> 00:08:43,280 Speaker 2: my girl, in my hour of shame. We got home, 180 00:08:43,520 --> 00:08:47,640 Speaker 2: got dressed, and the party it lit. You'd never guessed 181 00:08:47,800 --> 00:08:51,840 Speaker 2: it had just been it. Days later, the mail had 182 00:08:51,880 --> 00:08:59,959 Speaker 2: gifts just for me, one fine, two fines, and licensed debris. 183 00:09:00,440 --> 00:09:01,400 Speaker 1: I needed to. 184 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:06,280 Speaker 2: Feel, so I boarded that train piers both, I said, 185 00:09:06,640 --> 00:09:11,200 Speaker 2: let's channel the pain now. I'm thirty, still lost, but 186 00:09:11,360 --> 00:09:17,000 Speaker 2: my piercings are cute. Life's falling apart, but the girl's absolute. 187 00:09:20,520 --> 00:09:23,400 Speaker 6: My my god. 188 00:09:24,520 --> 00:09:28,800 Speaker 2: Like, honestly, wrap the podcast up now. This is from 189 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:30,880 Speaker 2: the cheek, she said. This is the story of how 190 00:09:30,880 --> 00:09:33,240 Speaker 2: I got arrested and my nipples pierced. 191 00:09:35,000 --> 00:09:39,679 Speaker 5: A Oh my god, I did not realize that they 192 00:09:39,679 --> 00:09:40,559 Speaker 5: were her nipples. 193 00:09:41,000 --> 00:09:44,360 Speaker 4: Yeah, I was imagining her ear load. That's even better. 194 00:09:47,840 --> 00:09:53,920 Speaker 2: That was quite literally one of the best things I 195 00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,120 Speaker 2: have ever read. 196 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:57,400 Speaker 4: That was incredible. 197 00:09:57,679 --> 00:09:58,240 Speaker 2: Do you know what? 198 00:09:58,559 --> 00:10:02,640 Speaker 5: I will only accept emissions via Palm going forth. 199 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:05,199 Speaker 1: That What the fuck? 200 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:09,720 Speaker 5: That was amazing And I'm really glad that you didn't 201 00:10:09,760 --> 00:10:10,959 Speaker 5: let it ruin your birthday. 202 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:13,640 Speaker 2: I want to know how much she had to pay 203 00:10:13,679 --> 00:10:17,400 Speaker 2: in fines that we can now use her gift card 204 00:10:17,520 --> 00:10:19,120 Speaker 2: to put towards the fine where. 205 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, I liked it. I go to the art handlech 206 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:23,160 Speaker 1: you guys will give cards. 207 00:10:23,559 --> 00:10:25,360 Speaker 4: You guys take give cards to the icon. 208 00:10:26,120 --> 00:10:28,480 Speaker 1: Days later, the mail had gifts just for me. 209 00:10:29,000 --> 00:10:32,640 Speaker 2: One fine, two fines, and licensed debris. 210 00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:36,280 Speaker 4: That is iconic. 211 00:10:36,360 --> 00:10:37,800 Speaker 1: I think that's probably. 212 00:10:37,480 --> 00:10:40,200 Speaker 2: Up there with one of my favorite sections. But I 213 00:10:40,280 --> 00:10:44,880 Speaker 2: also did thoroughly enjoy Where is It My Roomy arrived 214 00:10:44,920 --> 00:10:48,360 Speaker 2: on a skateboard in rain My hero my Girl in. 215 00:10:48,360 --> 00:10:50,760 Speaker 4: My Hour of Shadow is my favorite part too. 216 00:10:50,840 --> 00:10:51,920 Speaker 1: I think why. 217 00:10:53,360 --> 00:10:58,760 Speaker 5: Roommate skateboard like that was the only option. I just 218 00:10:58,800 --> 00:11:01,520 Speaker 5: imagine you guys zipping off to the night skateboard. 219 00:11:01,640 --> 00:11:02,120 Speaker 1: Literally. 220 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:07,720 Speaker 2: I actually think I would like never leave my room 221 00:11:07,760 --> 00:11:09,000 Speaker 2: again if that happened to me. 222 00:11:09,040 --> 00:11:10,040 Speaker 1: I would be like it's over. 223 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:11,200 Speaker 5: Yeah. 224 00:11:11,280 --> 00:11:12,000 Speaker 1: I love that. 225 00:11:12,160 --> 00:11:17,280 Speaker 2: Her coping mechanism was let's go get my nipples pissed. 226 00:11:17,280 --> 00:11:19,280 Speaker 2: What else is there to do? What else is there 227 00:11:19,320 --> 00:11:22,320 Speaker 2: to do? But that's also so ironergy. Like I remember 228 00:11:22,360 --> 00:11:25,480 Speaker 2: I had a bad day at work once and like 229 00:11:25,679 --> 00:11:30,040 Speaker 2: our old manager had been pettying me off and like 230 00:11:30,320 --> 00:11:33,520 Speaker 2: slack notications were giving me a twitch, and I went 231 00:11:33,559 --> 00:11:34,600 Speaker 2: and got my nails done. 232 00:11:34,679 --> 00:11:36,679 Speaker 1: I like logged off at like five, which was like 233 00:11:36,920 --> 00:11:37,800 Speaker 1: so naughty. 234 00:11:38,080 --> 00:11:41,599 Speaker 2: Yeah, And when I got my nails son, I was like, no, 235 00:11:41,720 --> 00:11:42,520 Speaker 2: I didn't quite hit. 236 00:11:42,920 --> 00:11:43,880 Speaker 1: And I like walked. 237 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,640 Speaker 2: Past the tattoo parlor and I was like, that'll do. 238 00:11:46,280 --> 00:11:47,760 Speaker 2: And I walked and I was like, do you do 239 00:11:47,800 --> 00:11:48,560 Speaker 2: finger tattoos? 240 00:11:48,880 --> 00:11:52,040 Speaker 1: They were like what? I was like, can you give 241 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:53,760 Speaker 1: me a finger? They were like what do you want? 242 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:55,720 Speaker 2: I was like I don't know, and I was like 243 00:11:55,720 --> 00:11:56,959 Speaker 2: what do you mean? I was like, I just need 244 00:11:57,000 --> 00:11:58,080 Speaker 2: to know if you can do this for me or not. 245 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,559 Speaker 2: He's like it'll look shit like finger who was always 246 00:12:00,559 --> 00:12:00,800 Speaker 2: looked it? 247 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,320 Speaker 4: And I was like great, yeah. 248 00:12:03,920 --> 00:12:06,080 Speaker 2: And then like when I laid down and he like 249 00:12:06,120 --> 00:12:09,480 Speaker 2: put the needle pen whatever you call it to my finger, 250 00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:13,200 Speaker 2: I was like, oh, like that's good shoay. 251 00:12:13,320 --> 00:12:15,079 Speaker 4: Like he was like, you're on. 252 00:12:16,120 --> 00:12:17,640 Speaker 2: He was like, why are you here? And I was like, 253 00:12:17,800 --> 00:12:20,280 Speaker 2: my boss, why are you here? 254 00:12:20,920 --> 00:12:22,920 Speaker 4: Oh wakay, that's amazing. 255 00:12:23,480 --> 00:12:30,640 Speaker 2: This one the subject was podsubmission must read Okay, capital bles, capitaals, 256 00:12:30,840 --> 00:12:31,520 Speaker 2: Hey chicks. 257 00:12:31,760 --> 00:12:33,360 Speaker 4: This one is a bit of a roller coaster. 258 00:12:34,040 --> 00:12:36,760 Speaker 5: When I was twenty one, I was freshly single out 259 00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:40,480 Speaker 5: of a long term relationship. My ex boyfriend was my 260 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:43,679 Speaker 5: first so a lot of this single eraror of mine 261 00:12:43,760 --> 00:12:45,080 Speaker 5: was exploring. 262 00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:50,520 Speaker 4: Dot dot dot sexually dot dot dot. I'll admit I 263 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:52,200 Speaker 4: like we we we would have got that. 264 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:55,240 Speaker 1: No, I love it. I love it, yeah, spelling out. 265 00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:01,840 Speaker 5: I admit I had a bit of a ho phase 266 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,240 Speaker 5: that lasted about four months. 267 00:13:03,640 --> 00:13:08,079 Speaker 4: Nothing wrong with that, girl, love this anyway. Let's get 268 00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:08,880 Speaker 4: into the story. 269 00:13:09,280 --> 00:13:11,200 Speaker 5: It was my work Christmas party and one of my 270 00:13:11,280 --> 00:13:14,120 Speaker 5: work colleagues, who was older than me and also way 271 00:13:14,240 --> 00:13:17,520 Speaker 5: hotter than me, swore she would find me something good tonight. 272 00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:19,199 Speaker 4: Oh okay. 273 00:13:19,800 --> 00:13:22,200 Speaker 5: We had done a group activity as our Christmas party, 274 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,400 Speaker 5: then some of us branched off to go clubbing in 275 00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:28,400 Speaker 5: the city. My friend, let's call her Jade, was already 276 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:30,920 Speaker 5: in the club scouting by the time I had arrived 277 00:13:31,240 --> 00:13:35,240 Speaker 5: Goja doing God's work. We were dancing and having a 278 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:38,200 Speaker 5: fun time when Jade disappears into the smokers. 279 00:13:37,720 --> 00:13:41,600 Speaker 1: Area show Jaye Jade Good. 280 00:13:42,880 --> 00:13:44,160 Speaker 4: Shortly after, I get. 281 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:46,640 Speaker 5: A call from her saying she was in the Smokers 282 00:13:46,640 --> 00:13:50,000 Speaker 5: and there was someone for me to meet. She introduces 283 00:13:50,080 --> 00:13:55,199 Speaker 5: me to this bloke let's call him Liam. He's tall, Yeah, no, 284 00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:58,680 Speaker 5: he's tall, very muscular and Kiwi saint. 285 00:13:58,960 --> 00:14:02,160 Speaker 4: We get to chatting. He's out with his rugby. 286 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:05,199 Speaker 5: Mates after one of their games. Oh no, he's their 287 00:14:05,240 --> 00:14:07,000 Speaker 5: coach and a founder of their club too. 288 00:14:07,280 --> 00:14:08,079 Speaker 4: We have a good night. 289 00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:10,800 Speaker 5: Chat is good, and there's just a few odd things 290 00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:14,640 Speaker 5: he's saying. Like he says he lives in Townsville, but 291 00:14:14,720 --> 00:14:16,880 Speaker 5: when I asked him how long the driveway is, he 292 00:14:16,960 --> 00:14:19,800 Speaker 5: said he had no clue. Don't know about you, but 293 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:22,200 Speaker 5: if I've driven a long route multiple times to a 294 00:14:22,200 --> 00:14:24,920 Speaker 5: different city, I'd know how long it is. Anyway, I 295 00:14:24,960 --> 00:14:26,960 Speaker 5: brush it off and we have a fun night and 296 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,040 Speaker 5: we end up going back to the motel he's staying 297 00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,080 Speaker 5: at side Note. 298 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:32,280 Speaker 4: I found out he's thirty two and I'm twenty one. 299 00:14:33,040 --> 00:14:34,160 Speaker 1: He thought I was older. 300 00:14:34,320 --> 00:14:35,400 Speaker 4: I thought he was younger. 301 00:14:35,640 --> 00:14:36,080 Speaker 1: Ooops. 302 00:14:37,640 --> 00:14:39,400 Speaker 5: We have a lot of fun back at his hotel, 303 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:42,080 Speaker 5: and we're up until the sun rises. When I'm getting 304 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,600 Speaker 5: dressed and ready to leave, I ask him what his 305 00:14:44,760 --> 00:14:48,120 Speaker 5: last name is to find him on Facebook. He starts 306 00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:51,280 Speaker 5: to say a last name, then stops himself and says 307 00:14:51,320 --> 00:14:55,800 Speaker 5: a complete different last night odd. He then says he 308 00:14:55,840 --> 00:15:00,920 Speaker 5: doesn't have any social media red flag. I keep this 309 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:02,520 Speaker 5: all in the back of my mind as he drops 310 00:15:02,520 --> 00:15:04,360 Speaker 5: me home and tells me to keep his shirt. 311 00:15:04,840 --> 00:15:07,080 Speaker 4: What maybe she was wearing like one of. 312 00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,240 Speaker 5: His big, baggy shirts or something at home she didn't 313 00:15:09,240 --> 00:15:13,000 Speaker 5: want to wear like her dress. Back home, I tell 314 00:15:13,280 --> 00:15:16,840 Speaker 5: one of my older sisters my experience and what happened. 315 00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:20,640 Speaker 5: She immediately says he's got to be married. One of 316 00:15:20,680 --> 00:15:24,479 Speaker 5: the telltale signs. He asked me to keep his shirt, 317 00:15:24,920 --> 00:15:28,080 Speaker 5: not to be romantic, but because it smelled like me. 318 00:15:28,920 --> 00:15:32,280 Speaker 5: I remember the last name he accidentally said before correcting himself, 319 00:15:32,320 --> 00:15:32,640 Speaker 5: and I. 320 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:33,920 Speaker 4: Do a little google, sir. 321 00:15:35,720 --> 00:15:38,960 Speaker 5: The first thing I find is an article from earlier 322 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:42,520 Speaker 5: that year which pictured him and his wife in front 323 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:45,960 Speaker 5: of their new house, the article being how they've started 324 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:50,560 Speaker 5: their investment property journey. So the bloke is fucking married. 325 00:15:50,960 --> 00:15:53,160 Speaker 5: I do the right thing, and I find his wife 326 00:15:53,240 --> 00:15:54,000 Speaker 5: on Facebook. 327 00:15:55,720 --> 00:16:00,560 Speaker 4: Oh god, I send her the hey girly text. I 328 00:16:00,600 --> 00:16:02,480 Speaker 4: didn't start with hay girley though, Fuck that. 329 00:16:02,720 --> 00:16:05,200 Speaker 5: I basically tell her what happened, and she responds within 330 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:09,560 Speaker 5: a few hours Oh no, not. She tells me that 331 00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,280 Speaker 5: they've been married for almost ten years and have a 332 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:17,480 Speaker 5: child together. She was absolutely heartbroken. The next day, she 333 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,640 Speaker 5: changes her profile picture from a picture of her and 334 00:16:19,760 --> 00:16:20,240 Speaker 5: Lamb to. 335 00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:23,560 Speaker 4: A photo of just her and her child. She's dumped him. 336 00:16:23,720 --> 00:16:26,000 Speaker 5: I felt so bad, but knowing I did the right 337 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:29,880 Speaker 5: thing made me feel better. So basically, during my ho phase, 338 00:16:29,920 --> 00:16:31,880 Speaker 5: I had a one night stand with a married man 339 00:16:31,960 --> 00:16:34,560 Speaker 5: and then divorced the couple. I'm sure he had been 340 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:37,720 Speaker 5: cheating on her for a while, but. 341 00:16:40,840 --> 00:16:42,920 Speaker 4: I'm the one that broke his autivities. 342 00:16:45,200 --> 00:16:48,320 Speaker 5: Never underestimate the detective powers of a twenty one year 343 00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:54,360 Speaker 5: old with a phone, bitch. Yes, yes, oh my god, 344 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:55,440 Speaker 5: you poor thing. 345 00:16:56,480 --> 00:16:58,840 Speaker 1: My gosh, you did do. 346 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:02,600 Speaker 5: The right thing by messaging e literally, even though like 347 00:17:02,640 --> 00:17:04,480 Speaker 5: it's a lot you would feel like you hold a 348 00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:06,960 Speaker 5: lot of responsibility over the breakup. 349 00:17:06,600 --> 00:17:07,919 Speaker 4: Of their marriage. You didn't. 350 00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:09,840 Speaker 2: I thought we were about to be in like a 351 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:12,400 Speaker 2: Netflix documentary, and he was like a man on the run, 352 00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:15,639 Speaker 2: Like I truly, I was like, fuck, he like lives 353 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:16,800 Speaker 2: in a motel. 354 00:17:16,840 --> 00:17:18,720 Speaker 1: Like he doesn't want to say his last name. 355 00:17:18,840 --> 00:17:21,640 Speaker 2: I was like, no, he's wanted for like seventeen murders exactly. 356 00:17:21,720 --> 00:17:23,080 Speaker 4: He's lying about where he lives. 357 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:26,080 Speaker 2: So like I built up something in my head that 358 00:17:26,119 --> 00:17:28,680 Speaker 2: I was like, Oh, it's just married, Okay, it's okay. 359 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:31,439 Speaker 1: I was like, don't get out, bitch. I was like, 360 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:33,040 Speaker 1: you're about to be a Netflix documentary. 361 00:17:33,760 --> 00:17:34,480 Speaker 4: Oh my god. 362 00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:40,320 Speaker 2: Oh like power to that fucking wife slash ex wife though, yeah, 363 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:43,520 Speaker 2: dump his fucking asked because she's so right, Like there 364 00:17:43,560 --> 00:17:46,240 Speaker 2: is no doubt in my mind of these people that 365 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:48,720 Speaker 2: I've never met that he would. 366 00:17:48,440 --> 00:17:51,240 Speaker 1: Have been doing it. Definitely, do you reckon he gave 367 00:17:51,240 --> 00:17:52,399 Speaker 1: a fake first name? 368 00:17:52,880 --> 00:17:54,840 Speaker 5: Well I don't think so, because she was able to 369 00:17:54,880 --> 00:17:57,440 Speaker 5: look up. Oh yeah, I must he had a really 370 00:17:57,520 --> 00:17:59,800 Speaker 5: unique surname. But it's hard to say. 371 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:02,639 Speaker 1: What I know, Like what a dumb bitch. 372 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:04,679 Speaker 5: Yeah that you couldn't even come up with that on 373 00:18:04,720 --> 00:18:06,400 Speaker 5: the spot, Like but that's just. 374 00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,639 Speaker 2: Embarrassing being like, you know, live in Townsville. Have been 375 00:18:08,640 --> 00:18:10,119 Speaker 2: like how long is a drive ooh o, don't no 376 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:13,439 Speaker 2: geah idiot, he deserved whaty gaps? 377 00:18:13,480 --> 00:18:14,720 Speaker 1: Oh? 378 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,160 Speaker 5: Okay, outsmarted by a twenty one year old and you're 379 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,520 Speaker 5: thirty two, idiot? 380 00:18:20,560 --> 00:18:21,200 Speaker 4: You go girl? 381 00:18:21,480 --> 00:18:29,080 Speaker 2: Literally okay, Oh shit, high chicks. You two are both epic. 382 00:18:29,119 --> 00:18:31,520 Speaker 2: This one's mildly cooked and kind of long, but I 383 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,560 Speaker 2: regret nothing great. 384 00:18:33,880 --> 00:18:34,920 Speaker 1: I belonged to a church. 385 00:18:35,240 --> 00:18:37,919 Speaker 2: Each year we do a big weekend getaway somewhere up 386 00:18:37,960 --> 00:18:40,040 Speaker 2: the coast to get to know everyone a bit better 387 00:18:40,080 --> 00:18:42,399 Speaker 2: and do a deep dive into the Bible. Now, the 388 00:18:42,440 --> 00:18:44,240 Speaker 2: guy I've had a crush on for over a year 389 00:18:44,359 --> 00:18:46,600 Speaker 2: also goes to my church and came away on this 390 00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:50,199 Speaker 2: trip alongside his new girlfriend. She seemed super lovely, and 391 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,320 Speaker 2: even though I was kind of crushed, I was happy 392 00:18:52,359 --> 00:18:54,480 Speaker 2: to see that this guy who I care about was 393 00:18:54,560 --> 00:18:56,040 Speaker 2: happy and found someone cool. 394 00:18:56,200 --> 00:18:59,160 Speaker 1: Single. Teardrop rolls down my cheeks very much, she says 395 00:18:59,160 --> 00:18:59,720 Speaker 1: in brackets. 396 00:19:00,520 --> 00:19:02,440 Speaker 2: On the first night of the trip, everyone was kind 397 00:19:02,440 --> 00:19:04,879 Speaker 2: of split between rooms watching a movie and sitting by 398 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:06,040 Speaker 2: a fire playing cards. 399 00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:08,800 Speaker 1: I went from the fire inside to make myself a tea. 400 00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:12,000 Speaker 2: When I see the guy I likes girlfriend making out 401 00:19:12,040 --> 00:19:14,840 Speaker 2: with one of his best friends behind the house. 402 00:19:15,520 --> 00:19:18,960 Speaker 5: Thou shalt not make out with someone else at the 403 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:31,760 Speaker 5: church camp, Okay. 404 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:40,080 Speaker 1: Continue, I was gone. I was gobsmacked and shuddered for 405 00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:40,600 Speaker 1: my guy. 406 00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:46,040 Speaker 2: Wait no, she said no, she said, my guy, but 407 00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:49,919 Speaker 2: immediately excited when I realized if he found out, he 408 00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:53,400 Speaker 2: might leave her and finally want to be with me instead. 409 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,160 Speaker 1: Desperate, I know, I hate. 410 00:19:55,960 --> 00:19:59,399 Speaker 2: Confrontation and actively avoid rocking the boat, but just knew 411 00:19:59,440 --> 00:20:01,560 Speaker 2: that I wouldn't be able to just tell him what 412 00:20:01,640 --> 00:20:04,920 Speaker 2: I'd seen and get caught in this mess. So that 413 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:10,320 Speaker 2: night when everyone went to sleep. So that night, when 414 00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:12,880 Speaker 2: everyone went to sleep, I took one of her bras 415 00:20:12,960 --> 00:20:15,399 Speaker 2: out of her bag and snuck out to the cheating 416 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:18,560 Speaker 2: best friend's car and hid the bra in the back 417 00:20:18,640 --> 00:20:20,240 Speaker 2: seat of the car. 418 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,160 Speaker 4: Oh my god. 419 00:20:23,400 --> 00:20:26,160 Speaker 2: The next day, when we were all figuring out where 420 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:28,000 Speaker 2: to surf, I suggested we take the. 421 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:34,199 Speaker 1: Best friend's car. Oh my god, I'm living. I am living, 422 00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,840 Speaker 1: sing a bitch, I love it. 423 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:38,800 Speaker 2: I suggested we take the best friend's car to go 424 00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,680 Speaker 2: and scope out a good surf break from the lookout. 425 00:20:42,280 --> 00:20:43,480 Speaker 1: Just as I'd. 426 00:20:43,280 --> 00:20:46,880 Speaker 2: Hoped, my crush and his girlfriend hopped into the back 427 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,240 Speaker 2: seat of the best friend's car with me and the 428 00:20:49,320 --> 00:20:52,280 Speaker 2: cheating best friend and another mate sat in the front. 429 00:20:52,880 --> 00:20:57,800 Speaker 2: Halfway through the drive, I loudly complained about something poking 430 00:20:58,359 --> 00:21:01,119 Speaker 2: into my butt and pulled down what I thought was 431 00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:06,399 Speaker 2: the pre planned bra from underneath me. Instead, I pulled 432 00:21:06,440 --> 00:21:09,760 Speaker 2: out a different bra that was also in this. 433 00:21:09,880 --> 00:21:14,880 Speaker 6: Guy's fox, that also belonged to the cheating yard. 434 00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:18,359 Speaker 1: By god, it still work. 435 00:21:18,680 --> 00:21:22,080 Speaker 2: These little bitches had been doing this for a while. 436 00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,160 Speaker 4: We need to call more people little bitches. 437 00:21:30,359 --> 00:21:34,920 Speaker 1: I can curve. I can curve these little little bitches. 438 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:36,160 Speaker 5: Ah. 439 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:39,800 Speaker 2: The guy I had a crush on quickly connects the 440 00:21:39,840 --> 00:21:43,120 Speaker 2: dots when the girlfriend and the best friends start immediately 441 00:21:43,160 --> 00:21:47,520 Speaker 2: acting weed and getting defensive, and eventually the whole cheating 442 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:51,480 Speaker 2: thing was revealed. The rest of the trip was majorly awkward. 443 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:55,199 Speaker 2: The bloke I liked broke up with her pretty much immediately, 444 00:21:55,600 --> 00:21:58,600 Speaker 2: and her and the cheating best friend left the holiday 445 00:21:58,680 --> 00:22:12,040 Speaker 2: together early. This guy that I liked still hasn't come around. 446 00:22:13,480 --> 00:22:14,480 Speaker 1: Oh my god. 447 00:22:16,320 --> 00:22:19,760 Speaker 6: Oh but I haven't told anyone this, purely because it's 448 00:22:19,800 --> 00:22:26,760 Speaker 6: in and partly because. 449 00:22:26,440 --> 00:22:30,680 Speaker 1: I don't really want this kind of like me. Forgive 450 00:22:30,800 --> 00:22:38,199 Speaker 1: me seven Alpha. I have seen glad I got this 451 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:42,560 Speaker 1: off my chest. I hope my confession. 452 00:22:42,040 --> 00:22:44,840 Speaker 2: Sits well with some of the hopelessly love struck other 453 00:22:44,920 --> 00:22:45,720 Speaker 2: chicks out there. 454 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:49,840 Speaker 1: Indeed, I love you forgive me selling alpha. 455 00:22:49,960 --> 00:22:50,720 Speaker 2: I have seen. 456 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:55,240 Speaker 1: Oh put that ship on a fucking shirt. 457 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:59,439 Speaker 4: Honestly I love that. Amen, sister, Oh. 458 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,960 Speaker 2: My god, I've never been prouder. 459 00:23:02,280 --> 00:23:05,199 Speaker 5: That is honestly iconic. And do you know what, I 460 00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,200 Speaker 5: think somebody was on your side. 461 00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,919 Speaker 4: There, because even though you. 462 00:23:08,840 --> 00:23:14,400 Speaker 5: Planted the bra, another bra miraculously appears like you didn't 463 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:17,840 Speaker 5: exactly you were doing the right thing. 464 00:23:17,920 --> 00:23:22,320 Speaker 4: It was going to happen eventually, right. I love that 465 00:23:22,840 --> 00:23:25,520 Speaker 4: honestly planning is it the right. 466 00:23:25,359 --> 00:23:30,760 Speaker 1: Thing to do? I don't know. Is it really fucking funny? 467 00:23:31,520 --> 00:23:35,199 Speaker 2: Yes, the fact that you went into note because Sally, 468 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:39,399 Speaker 2: imagine you're under the cover of darkness, laying in bed 469 00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:41,080 Speaker 2: and you go. 470 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:43,560 Speaker 1: I'm gonna go in her bag and get it bra. 471 00:23:44,280 --> 00:23:47,280 Speaker 2: Like imagine sitting there, and what I'm featuring right now 472 00:23:47,880 --> 00:23:56,200 Speaker 2: is you know how loud a Zippro is. She can't 473 00:23:56,200 --> 00:23:59,040 Speaker 2: do it all the one go and then she's like going, 474 00:24:00,000 --> 00:24:02,840 Speaker 2: she trying to find bran. She's like, but there was already. Also, 475 00:24:03,600 --> 00:24:05,720 Speaker 2: why is the bra coming off in the back of a. 476 00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:10,000 Speaker 1: Car, aren't we now shall not do something else? 477 00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:13,280 Speaker 4: If I recall, Fuck, that was amazing. 478 00:24:13,720 --> 00:24:14,719 Speaker 1: That is amazing. 479 00:24:15,040 --> 00:24:16,040 Speaker 4: I'm so proud of you. 480 00:24:16,440 --> 00:24:20,880 Speaker 2: Oh my god, these stories have not fucking disappointed. 481 00:24:21,680 --> 00:24:23,560 Speaker 1: I can't wait to write back to all of these. 482 00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,440 Speaker 4: People and be like, I fucking love you. 483 00:24:25,480 --> 00:24:26,800 Speaker 1: Being like that is amazing. 484 00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:30,600 Speaker 5: And I'm just interested in that one because it's such 485 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:31,840 Speaker 5: a unique story. 486 00:24:31,960 --> 00:24:35,200 Speaker 4: So as much as we've kept it anonymous, I'm like. 487 00:24:35,760 --> 00:24:39,480 Speaker 2: But but no one knows about the planted bra, Like, yeah, 488 00:24:39,640 --> 00:24:43,120 Speaker 2: I think maybe someone leaving a bra in imagine. 489 00:24:42,720 --> 00:24:43,800 Speaker 4: If that girl is one of. 490 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:47,960 Speaker 2: The chicks, well but she so imagine that one mate 491 00:24:48,000 --> 00:24:49,240 Speaker 2: that had nothing to do. 492 00:24:50,480 --> 00:24:57,480 Speaker 1: It's in the front seat. What did you say for? Like, 493 00:24:57,560 --> 00:24:59,840 Speaker 1: he's like, where's here, wed energy? Where are you guys? 494 00:24:59,840 --> 00:25:05,760 Speaker 1: Being weird because he has no idea an innocent church 495 00:25:05,840 --> 00:25:10,480 Speaker 1: camp bystander. Oh fuck, that's good. Oh that was so good. 496 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:13,200 Speaker 1: That was amazing. I actually like have tears. 497 00:25:13,600 --> 00:25:16,200 Speaker 4: Yeah that was amazing. Okay. 498 00:25:16,680 --> 00:25:20,920 Speaker 5: Confession of a certified people pleaser turned mastermind villain. Hello 499 00:25:21,040 --> 00:25:23,720 Speaker 5: Cheeky's Hello, Hope you both are living your best lives 500 00:25:23,760 --> 00:25:26,320 Speaker 5: and if not, I promised this story will resurrect your 501 00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:27,920 Speaker 5: spirits and leave you gasping. 502 00:25:28,200 --> 00:25:33,760 Speaker 4: Oh now, Horney, Now, let me be clear. I'm not 503 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:37,320 Speaker 4: here to win. I'm here to publicly thrash an ugly 504 00:25:37,440 --> 00:25:41,080 Speaker 4: boy and walk away with the satisfaction of being that girl. 505 00:25:42,119 --> 00:25:42,280 Speaker 1: Ah. 506 00:25:42,359 --> 00:25:46,919 Speaker 5: Yes, my twenties, where my hobbies included poor decisions, terrible 507 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:50,040 Speaker 5: taste in men, and collecting trauma like friendship bracelets. 508 00:25:50,520 --> 00:25:51,280 Speaker 4: We've all been there. 509 00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,000 Speaker 1: She's a great storyteller. 510 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:57,600 Speaker 5: She is This confession, of course, stars an ugly ass 511 00:25:57,680 --> 00:26:02,480 Speaker 5: boy who looks like a sunburnt cactus with zero emotional stability. 512 00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:06,920 Speaker 5: Apologies to the cactus community, you deserve a better representation. 513 00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:11,920 Speaker 5: But me, I was a gold medal winning people pleaser. 514 00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:14,880 Speaker 5: I didn't want to hurt his feelings, so I said yes. 515 00:26:15,280 --> 00:26:20,760 Speaker 5: I became his girlfriend Q Horror soundtrack. Almost immediately the 516 00:26:20,840 --> 00:26:26,919 Speaker 5: cactus sprouted thorns. He was possessive, obsessive, volatile, a walking 517 00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,120 Speaker 5: red flag parade. 518 00:26:29,160 --> 00:26:30,600 Speaker 4: One time he tried. 519 00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:33,359 Speaker 5: To crash the car with me in it because I 520 00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:34,879 Speaker 5: didn't reply fast enough. 521 00:26:35,480 --> 00:26:37,280 Speaker 4: Oh my god, that's actually terrifying. 522 00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:40,880 Speaker 5: I knew I had to go, but I wasn't about 523 00:26:40,920 --> 00:26:43,760 Speaker 5: to exit quietly and let him narrate the story. 524 00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:46,280 Speaker 4: So I went full villain. 525 00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,480 Speaker 5: I created a fake Instagram account in his name, made 526 00:26:50,480 --> 00:26:53,560 Speaker 5: it private, and then I started uploading all the chaotic 527 00:26:53,600 --> 00:26:59,200 Speaker 5: content i'd secretly recorded, screaming fits, manipulative meltdowns, and yes, 528 00:26:59,440 --> 00:27:02,680 Speaker 5: the horror of his hygiene hygiene. 529 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:03,800 Speaker 1: She got in. 530 00:27:04,680 --> 00:27:08,640 Speaker 5: When it became a certified psycho documentary, I flipped the switch, 531 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:13,040 Speaker 5: made the account public, sent. 532 00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,239 Speaker 4: Follow request to everyone. 533 00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:21,719 Speaker 5: His friends, family, co workers, possibly his dog, then blocked 534 00:27:21,760 --> 00:27:29,840 Speaker 5: him on everything. Silence, chaos, closure, no regrets, only receipts, 535 00:27:30,840 --> 00:27:35,640 Speaker 5: and a cactus somewhere wondering what the hell happened. When 536 00:27:35,680 --> 00:27:38,440 Speaker 5: the credits rolled, he remained the plot twist no one 537 00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:43,800 Speaker 5: needed while I walked into the sequel healing, hotter and 538 00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:49,400 Speaker 5: so done with cacti in disguise regards your longtime listener 539 00:27:49,520 --> 00:27:53,000 Speaker 5: and admirer. And the photo she attached was a photo 540 00:27:53,040 --> 00:27:55,840 Speaker 5: of him. 541 00:27:56,000 --> 00:27:58,240 Speaker 1: Please show me. We are not going to be posting 542 00:27:58,280 --> 00:27:59,960 Speaker 1: this anyway, but show me. 543 00:28:03,200 --> 00:28:07,040 Speaker 4: You can just tell the kind of guy that he is. 544 00:28:10,640 --> 00:28:13,359 Speaker 1: My god, oh my god. 545 00:28:13,600 --> 00:28:17,880 Speaker 2: Look she did say she turned villains. She went full 546 00:28:17,960 --> 00:28:21,600 Speaker 2: vill she went full vill But I'm like, if you're 547 00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:22,520 Speaker 2: going to behave. 548 00:28:22,359 --> 00:28:25,880 Speaker 4: Like that, yeah, Well the receipts are there. 549 00:28:25,920 --> 00:28:26,760 Speaker 1: The receipts are there. 550 00:28:27,000 --> 00:28:30,080 Speaker 2: Yeah, if you're going to be an abusive piece of shit, 551 00:28:30,119 --> 00:28:31,960 Speaker 2: then everyone should know the abusive piece of shit that 552 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:32,240 Speaker 2: you are. 553 00:28:32,359 --> 00:28:33,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly. 554 00:28:33,480 --> 00:28:35,760 Speaker 1: You know, she literally gossip girled him. 555 00:28:36,080 --> 00:28:38,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, that's kind of amazing. That's that. 556 00:28:39,200 --> 00:28:40,640 Speaker 1: Do you know what we asked for? 557 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:46,360 Speaker 2: Diabolical confessions, and that's the pretty fucking diabolical. 558 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:50,200 Speaker 1: Oh my god. Okay, this one's a nice quick one 559 00:28:50,440 --> 00:28:52,719 Speaker 1: to finish on. Okay, Hi, sound now. 560 00:28:53,000 --> 00:28:55,720 Speaker 2: It was my then boyfriend's birthday and I thought i'd 561 00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:57,920 Speaker 2: surprise him when he got home from work. I used 562 00:28:57,960 --> 00:29:00,840 Speaker 2: my spare key to let myself into his house, then 563 00:29:00,920 --> 00:29:03,719 Speaker 2: lit a few candles and started some music to create 564 00:29:03,760 --> 00:29:11,880 Speaker 2: a sexy vibe. I had positioned myself on the couch ready. 565 00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:19,200 Speaker 1: How would you position yourself on the couch arrival? 566 00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:24,320 Speaker 5: I don't I don't know what's sexy on the couch, Like, 567 00:29:24,360 --> 00:29:28,720 Speaker 5: maybe on the side if you're wearing lingerie, Yeah. 568 00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:32,560 Speaker 1: I think under covers. Yeah, yeah, while wearing my blanket 569 00:29:32,600 --> 00:29:38,200 Speaker 1: to the neck. The blanket to the neck covered in pillows. 570 00:29:38,840 --> 00:29:42,600 Speaker 1: That's that's hot. That's hot. I positioned myself on the 571 00:29:42,640 --> 00:29:44,200 Speaker 1: couch ready for his arrival. 572 00:29:44,240 --> 00:29:45,840 Speaker 2: And when I heard the car pull up and the 573 00:29:45,880 --> 00:29:49,640 Speaker 2: door opened, it wasn't him but his parents and his 574 00:29:49,880 --> 00:29:53,800 Speaker 2: younger sister who walked through the door. I'll never forget 575 00:29:53,840 --> 00:29:56,840 Speaker 2: the horror on their faces at them seeing me lying 576 00:29:57,480 --> 00:30:02,200 Speaker 2: stark naked on the couch. I've never wanted to be 577 00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:05,680 Speaker 2: absorbed by the earth, more life, lesson know who holds 578 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:06,440 Speaker 2: the spare keys. 579 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,840 Speaker 1: Oh so it was. It wasn't even his family house. 580 00:30:10,360 --> 00:30:12,960 Speaker 2: Oh no, it wasn't the family house, because I was like, 581 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:16,400 Speaker 2: come on, that's danged. But it was just her boyfriend's 582 00:30:16,720 --> 00:30:19,120 Speaker 2: home and his family was coming over for a family 583 00:30:19,160 --> 00:30:23,520 Speaker 2: dinner on his birthday. And they saw they saw the 584 00:30:23,800 --> 00:30:25,080 Speaker 2: sausage and meatballs. 585 00:30:25,520 --> 00:30:26,880 Speaker 1: She doesn't have a penis and balls, but you know. 586 00:30:26,880 --> 00:30:30,040 Speaker 4: What I mean, Oh my god, they saw full beeves. 587 00:30:30,680 --> 00:30:33,080 Speaker 5: Who do you think is worse seeing it the mom, 588 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,800 Speaker 5: the dad, or the little sister. 589 00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:39,840 Speaker 2: The little sister will forget. She's young, she doesn't know. 590 00:30:40,440 --> 00:30:46,920 Speaker 2: She doesn't understand that Dad can quote simply never ever 591 00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,360 Speaker 2: ever be in a room with her, just the two 592 00:30:50,400 --> 00:30:54,800 Speaker 2: of them ever again. The mom, she'll hate her forever. 593 00:30:55,600 --> 00:30:57,400 Speaker 2: Unless she's like a good vibe, she'll be like, that's 594 00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,640 Speaker 2: kind of funny. Yeah, like that's tea. Like I'd be like, 595 00:31:00,040 --> 00:31:03,400 Speaker 2: I love that. Like if I'd be like, yes, man, 596 00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:06,400 Speaker 2: you'd be like ARCHI back lift, You're. 597 00:31:06,280 --> 00:31:09,760 Speaker 6: Like, that's it hunting now smile Like. 598 00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:12,680 Speaker 1: I'd be like, yeah, that's it. It's like yea. I'd 599 00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:15,240 Speaker 1: be like, oh my god, I'm so sorry. We interrupted, Well, yeah, 600 00:31:15,560 --> 00:31:17,280 Speaker 1: do you need anything? Snacks? Comes? 601 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:22,440 Speaker 2: But that dad, that poor poor dad, because as well 602 00:31:23,200 --> 00:31:23,560 Speaker 2: if he. 603 00:31:23,680 --> 00:31:27,920 Speaker 1: Was just he's got his daughter. That dad has his 604 00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:31,240 Speaker 1: daughter there that he's like, oh my god, that could 605 00:31:31,280 --> 00:31:32,120 Speaker 1: be you one day. 606 00:31:32,360 --> 00:31:32,600 Speaker 5: Yeah. 607 00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:34,120 Speaker 1: True, he's like. 608 00:31:34,120 --> 00:31:37,520 Speaker 2: This, this is what this is might yep, which like 609 00:31:37,560 --> 00:31:38,440 Speaker 2: there's nothing wrong with that. 610 00:31:38,560 --> 00:31:39,360 Speaker 4: No girls have. 611 00:31:39,280 --> 00:31:42,480 Speaker 1: Sex, daughters have sex. I'm someone's daughter, you're someone's daughter. 612 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:46,120 Speaker 2: I guess what we make out behind the camp church 613 00:31:46,200 --> 00:31:50,800 Speaker 2: crowns we seen we're going to hell. 614 00:31:51,440 --> 00:31:52,120 Speaker 1: It's true. 615 00:31:52,600 --> 00:31:54,080 Speaker 4: Yeah, someone's daughter's going to hell. 616 00:31:54,240 --> 00:32:02,320 Speaker 1: Someone's daughters. Oh so many times in this reporting, I'm 617 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:05,480 Speaker 1: so sorry I can't. 618 00:32:04,960 --> 00:32:09,040 Speaker 2: Physically laugh without like a knee slap. Yeah, and my 619 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:12,480 Speaker 2: knee has a barrier of a table, so like this. 620 00:32:12,640 --> 00:32:14,480 Speaker 1: Fucking table has been here. 621 00:32:14,560 --> 00:32:18,800 Speaker 2: The room slap that like the drum Okay, we have 622 00:32:18,880 --> 00:32:21,080 Speaker 2: to we have to choose a winner. 623 00:32:21,920 --> 00:32:24,280 Speaker 4: Oh my god, I don't know if I can. 624 00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:26,719 Speaker 1: That's too hard. 625 00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:32,120 Speaker 2: I'm okay, Oh the church one was really good, But 626 00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:36,960 Speaker 2: I do I do think my personal winner has to 627 00:32:37,040 --> 00:32:41,479 Speaker 2: be the poem because the creativity that went into that 628 00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:49,080 Speaker 2: was was diabolical. But also if we're going off diabolicalness, 629 00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,960 Speaker 2: then maybe it should go to gossip Girl. 630 00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:54,600 Speaker 5: I think it's gossip Girl. I think that is the 631 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:58,240 Speaker 5: most diabolical. Yeah, honestly, but. 632 00:32:58,400 --> 00:33:11,120 Speaker 2: Also like stealing someone's brame Jerke, honestly, gold stars to everyone. 633 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,240 Speaker 1: Literally everyone, amazing, amazing job. 634 00:33:14,960 --> 00:33:16,360 Speaker 4: It was like my favorite episode ever. 635 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:18,680 Speaker 2: Literally, I'm like, we need to do a part two 636 00:33:18,680 --> 00:33:21,640 Speaker 2: on this immediately. And now that everyone gets a taste 637 00:33:21,640 --> 00:33:25,440 Speaker 2: of what we mean by diabolical, send them in Hello 638 00:33:25,520 --> 00:33:28,800 Speaker 2: at two Broke Cheeks dot com dot au email us, 639 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:32,240 Speaker 2: put diabolical on the subject line and put something spicy 640 00:33:32,240 --> 00:33:34,360 Speaker 2: in there so we know the spice. 641 00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:36,720 Speaker 5: Level and feel free to send it as a voice 642 00:33:36,720 --> 00:33:39,959 Speaker 5: note if you're comfortable we can hear the passion. 643 00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:43,160 Speaker 2: Oh god, but that's not anonymous enough, somebody true, we'd 644 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,040 Speaker 2: have to put a voice effect. 645 00:33:45,160 --> 00:33:47,000 Speaker 1: So there I went into it and gotcha bra. 646 00:33:47,280 --> 00:33:48,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, like big brother. 647 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:53,360 Speaker 2: Literally, oh my god, Well, no advice with the chicks 648 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,000 Speaker 2: this episode, because you're all too far gone. 649 00:33:57,760 --> 00:33:58,040 Speaker 1: Like it. 650 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:00,680 Speaker 2: Love you chicks saying thank you so much for having 651 00:34:00,720 --> 00:34:03,160 Speaker 2: us in your ear holes, big kisses, big smooches, and 652 00:34:03,240 --> 00:34:05,320 Speaker 2: I'm going to read that poem every night before bed. 653 00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:05,840 Speaker 4: Seriously. 654 00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,000 Speaker 1: It was the night before my twenty seventh birthday. 655 00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:10,920 Speaker 4: And thanks to am I k Made for making today's 656 00:34:10,920 --> 00:34:11,640 Speaker 4: episode happened. 657 00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:13,480 Speaker 1: Bye Chick, Bye, love you,