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Speaker 1: This is Fitzy and Whipper.

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Speaker 2: Guys.

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Speaker 3: I employ you to stick around to the end of

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Speaker 3: this podcast because our executive producer, Thomas Ivy's dad has

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Speaker 3: got a pussy port. If you'd like to know what

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Speaker 3: that is, I've got about twenty seven minutes to find out.

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Speaker 1: Fitsy and Whipper love to know about your worst work event.

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Speaker 1: Could be a Christmas party, could be a mid year celebration.

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Speaker 1: Whatever happened, I'd love to know what went down and

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Speaker 1: what made it an absolute stinker.

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Speaker 4: Well, I went to the Virgin event to pick up BJ.

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Speaker 5: This is fifteen years This was my first opportunity to

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Speaker 5: try to get her. Sarah, and I had a friend

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Speaker 5: through a friend and said, this is the moment.

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Speaker 4: Can you please tell her I'm going to be there,

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Speaker 4: Big fella will be there. And there was this moment

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Speaker 4: I remember, and I had.

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Speaker 5: Too much to drink Sarah because I needed to get

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Speaker 5: my confidence with you, and I looked over at her

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Speaker 5: and she was with her friends, and it was the

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Speaker 5: moment we locked eye and she looked at me whisper

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Speaker 5: something to her friends and they all laughed and rememberable

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Speaker 5: it was up one of those huge hangars up on

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Speaker 5: the gold Coast Virgin party where all the Virgin employees

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Speaker 5: come to the gold She said to her friends, did

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Speaker 5: you ask her?

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Speaker 4: No, I just looked up with Richard b. She said

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Speaker 4: that you were really drunk.

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Speaker 5: She said, you were really drunk when you were trying

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Speaker 5: to be funny with your mates.

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Speaker 6: Like dribblestein on your pants or something.

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Speaker 1: Too early.

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Speaker 5: Anyway, you got a cat, you give it your best.

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Speaker 1: This woman's written an article about the worst dinner party

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Speaker 1: she's ever been to her because it was an invite

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Speaker 1: from her boss. The problem was she was new to

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Speaker 1: the company, so her and her husband had moved from overseas,

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Speaker 1: first time in the country, got the job. The boss says, hey,

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Speaker 1: why don't we get our team together. I'll have a

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Speaker 1: dinner at my place. She said, fantastic, I'd love to

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Speaker 1: meet everybody. When she arrived, he was absolutely hammered, literally

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Speaker 1: stumbling around drunk. She says. He spent ages showing some

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Speaker 1: lizard on the wall.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's fun.

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Speaker 6: Hang on a art listen.

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Speaker 1: I think it was a gecko. Hey, guys, look up

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Speaker 1: there there's a gecko. They stood there for what she

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Speaker 1: said was about half a hour. No, not gonna be

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Speaker 1: greco we'll get to her after eight o'clock. Who's still married,

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Speaker 1: still legally married as well, by the way, Yeah, according

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Speaker 1: to her, which is an update that's a little bit

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Speaker 1: later on in the show. He then dropped a box

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Speaker 1: of brownies all over the floor that one of the

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Speaker 1: other guests had brought to the party and thought it

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Speaker 1: was the funniest thing again, So you've gone from a

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Speaker 1: laugh with a lizard on the wall to laughing about

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Speaker 1: brownie's on the floor. Then finally they sat down to

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Speaker 1: dinner and the boss was too wasted to carve the chicken,

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Speaker 1: so asked if she could do it. She then stood

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Speaker 1: in a tiny kitchen carving it up. He then said

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Speaker 1: to her, if you carve the chicken correctly, you'll get

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Speaker 1: a pay rise, and I'm sure you'll pass your probation

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Speaker 1: period by the end of the year. The husband then

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Speaker 1: stepped in and said, you are far too much slow down.

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Speaker 1: Dessert was served by around one am before they got

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Speaker 1: out close to three o'clock. He was too drunk and

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Speaker 1: slurring the entire time through the dinner, could not talk.

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Speaker 4: And you can't put him.

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Speaker 1: To bed either.

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Speaker 6: If it's your boss, you can't be the best and that.

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Speaker 1: Walks, you can't tip him off his chair.

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Speaker 5: We have our end of year awards and I put

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Speaker 5: together some awards for the team as well.

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Speaker 4: We're pretty drunk when we do that. I suppose at

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Speaker 4: the end of year lunch. Tell me what do you get?

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Speaker 4: I mean your every.

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Speaker 5: Years, like, most likely you're the most likely to murder

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Speaker 5: a taxi driver?

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Speaker 4: Yes, I think so.

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Speaker 1: Also most HR complaints, most HR complaints.

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Speaker 4: What if do you get over the years?

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Speaker 6: Do you think I've got anything?

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Speaker 7: It feels like the trend is sort of slid over

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Speaker 7: recent years.

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Speaker 4: The busy you guys up it is to find time

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Speaker 1: That's what makes you're this morning. You have me so

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Speaker 1: many team events. You have one guy who doesn't turn

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Speaker 1: up to a team event, and it'd start.

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Speaker 4: Who's your who's got your schedule? It? And then say

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Speaker 4: who's available?

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Speaker 1: You go, well, you've gone the wrong way around.

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Speaker 4: You say who's available?

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Speaker 1: In coughs.

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Speaker 4: We find out that you're at the opening of a

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Speaker 4: new espresso machine.

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Speaker 1: Any three pods, I won't turn up to the team.

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Speaker 4: You guys gave him espresso machines.

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Speaker 1: Come my god, three and we welcome to the show.

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Speaker 1: What happened to you at your work Christmas party?

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Speaker 8: Bro? Good morning everyone, Good morning, Good morning. So I

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Speaker 8: had her for at Christmas party at my boss's hat

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Speaker 8: started pay seapong after having a history and obviously yeah,

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Speaker 8: I was kind of really gone by then. And then

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Speaker 8: I ended up the next morning waking up with all

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Speaker 8: these prices and gift sext to my beas you come from,

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Speaker 8: I had taken.

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Speaker 7: All of.

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Speaker 8: Yees. I was like, where these col from? Yeah?

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Speaker 6: I was told I took did you get did you

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Speaker 6: get to keep them? Would you have to return them all?

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Speaker 8: To be honest, I was way too embarrassed, so I

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Speaker 8: just kept her. I kept them more.

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Speaker 4: Because it can neither go either way.

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Speaker 5: This is such a huge thing to go, you know

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Speaker 5: when you try to impress and you know the last

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Speaker 5: work function that we had here, which was the twenty

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Speaker 5: years yep, they Okay, the guy that rocked.

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Speaker 1: Up as a prawn, he's still working.

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Speaker 4: He's now left the building because of that, because didn't

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Speaker 4: he throw this out there? Maybe that was the start

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Speaker 4: of the decline for him.

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Speaker 1: That problem was going going off.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, problem is he didn't get the joke.

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Speaker 5: Why it was a cocktail party, right, so everyone dressed up,

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Speaker 5: but he thought you put a p it's a prawn.

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Speaker 1: He was. He was as well as a state school.

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Speaker 1: He asked me if I wanted to drink classify seven times.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. Nice chapter Shadey left.

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Speaker 4: This is the thing that he's probably thought of myself.

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Speaker 4: Tonight's the night, right I want to get impression. Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I'm going to get in there.

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Speaker 5: And I'm going to make people laugh. People will rock

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Speaker 5: up to work the next day.

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Speaker 4: I wheeze the.

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Speaker 1: Prawn where everyone will know, My man, you should do

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Speaker 1: the mask singer. You're awesome. Do you know what? Just quickly?

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Speaker 1: There was a boat party that took place a while ago,

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Speaker 1: and it was like a barge. That was the boat

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Speaker 1: that they were on, and everybody got out there and

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Speaker 1: realized how much fun is this that a bar set

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Speaker 1: Then someone needed to go to the toilet. There were

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Speaker 1: no toilets on the boat, and there were women on

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Speaker 1: the boat as well, right, so this was like a

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Speaker 1: Christmas party in event. So then the boat was out

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Speaker 1: at sea right in the harbor, and everyone needed to

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Speaker 1: go to the toilet. So the guys were fine. They

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Speaker 1: were winging off the side of the boat, off the

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Speaker 1: side of the pontoon. The girls. What they ended up

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Speaker 1: doing was tipping a trestle table on its side. Why

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Speaker 1: one the other's hands and she hung off the side

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Speaker 1: of the boat to take a WII. It was an

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Speaker 1: absolute so dangerous enough, that was the work event. I

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Speaker 1: don't reckon. They went with the barge option for a

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Speaker 1: year after.

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Speaker 4: Wow, you got some sad music there.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, this is a really tough one because it's

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Speaker 5: over in China, a regional town, a Christian sect. It

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Speaker 5: is Sarah. So this was allowed in the sect. But

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Speaker 5: a man who owns the.

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Speaker 4: World record, he has unfortunately it's his last breath. He's

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Speaker 4: gone God, and he's leaving behind four hundred families.

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Speaker 1: Four hundred families.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, So this guy had thirty nine wives and

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Speaker 5: ninety four children, so okay, and then that's been passed down.

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Speaker 5: Then that's been passed down. He was seventy six years

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Speaker 5: of age, but he's had to hang it up.

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Speaker 4: I'm done.

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Speaker 1: I mean, he did that a lot. So I mean,

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Speaker 1: talk about dying a happy man. You could die on

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Speaker 1: the job. And if that was the moment where it

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Speaker 1: was everything happened at the one time and it was

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Speaker 1: his final Well, great efforts up, We're really proud of you.

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Speaker 6: So he died on the go?

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Speaker 1: Is that well? Think?

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Speaker 4: I hope he died doing the thing that he loves.

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Speaker 1: Sarah wouldn't have been changing nappis.

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Speaker 7: That is a lot of kids.

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Speaker 4: His name was the owner, the owner of many.

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Speaker 1: A bit more blazing heard of what.

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Speaker 4: That fits all these kids? No, he doesn't.

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Speaker 1: Forget about it fromp I bloody hope so because he's stuffed.

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Speaker 5: So thirty wives, ninety four children, fourteen daughters in law,

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Speaker 5: thirty three grandchildren and one great grandchild. All members of

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Speaker 5: the family live in a one hundred room, four story

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Speaker 5: house set amidst the hills.

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Speaker 1: I think it's got a prison. No house has that

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Speaker 4: That is unbelogna.

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Speaker 1: He's the kind of guy you never ever walk through

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Speaker 1: a door if it's shut. I mean, you know what

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Speaker 1: he's up to. You never have to ask. You always knocked,

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Speaker 1: even if he's in the back shed. You all, you

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Speaker 1: always knock unless you hear him say I'm dumb, do

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Speaker 1: you reckon?

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Speaker 5: There would have been a moment, okay, So thirty nine

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Speaker 5: wives and ninety four kids.

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Speaker 4: Yew At what stage of those thirty.

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Speaker 5: Nine wives do you go, Ah, you know what, I'm

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Speaker 5: not up for it tonight, I'm really not up.

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Speaker 1: It never knocks it back, never knocks it back.

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Speaker 4: There has to be moments.

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Speaker 1: It has to be moment. Imagine being the thirty ninth wife.

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Speaker 1: I've met this really great guy. There's one catch. What

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Speaker 1: is it? He's got thirty eight other wives. I wouldn't

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Speaker 1: let that get in the wave. Is a good guy

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Speaker 1: and he's up for it. You know what. You you

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Speaker 1: wouldn't have to look far around that place to find

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Speaker 1: a little bit of viagra. You be careful around his house.

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Speaker 4: But regional China. It's Christian sex. They're not getting vaguant.

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Speaker 7: No way.

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Speaker 4: There's the photo, Sarah, that's the whole family.

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Speaker 6: What if their wives, because obviously he wouldn't get around

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Speaker 6: to everybody all the time, what if the wives want

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Speaker 6: to hook up with other people?

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Speaker 1: Well, how dare you, Sarah, to suggest that they could

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Speaker 1: look further.

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Speaker 4: Than just so confused?

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Speaker 1: Have a look at the photo. Oh my god, it

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Speaker 1: looks like a whole.

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Speaker 5: The first wife, the one that kicked it off, the

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Speaker 5: one that got yes, look in his eye.

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Speaker 4: Where he went, you know what, I really like her?

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Speaker 4: Where where does she go?

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Speaker 6: She'd be top of the heap, so she gets to

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Speaker 1: A heap. He's not a heap. And you know they

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Speaker 4: He's not knowing all their names.

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Speaker 6: He keeps a month without seeing know all.

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Speaker 4: His wives' names.

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Speaker 1: He wouldn't he wouldn't have a clue or what order

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Speaker 4: Sneak so he can write it all down.

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Speaker 1: Wife one, Wife two, Wife three, all on speed, dull well,

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Speaker 5: Finish off with one more Paula Carcas just forward the

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Speaker 1: I'm done. Let's talk about the late Jeffrey Edilston passed

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Speaker 1: away over the weekend. Guys. This was a sad loss

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Speaker 1: for those who loved him. He was He passed away

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Speaker 1: stories are coming out since.

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Speaker 4: His past famous for again, well, he was famous for.

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Speaker 1: He had a medical business which he sold for around

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Speaker 1: sixty million dollars. He invented or introduced bulk billing. Says

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Speaker 1: so bought the Sydney Swans. Sarah, he bought the Sydney Swans.

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Speaker 1: That was in nineteen ninety.

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Speaker 6: So he was a Sydney guy or a Melbourne guy.

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Speaker 1: He was a great question.

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Speaker 4: He must have been thinking he ended up in Melbourne.

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Speaker 4: Yet he was a Melbourne guy.

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Speaker 5: I don't know why I bought the Sydney Swans, but

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Speaker 6: Well to be a Melbourne team though, didn't they the Swan?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? South Melbourne? Correct, you know what? Eighty eighty bought

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Speaker 1: the Swans. He then sold the Swans to a loss

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Speaker 1: This was sort of as the years went by.

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Speaker 4: To jail.

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Speaker 1: He did go to jard He was found guilty of

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Speaker 1: soliciting a hitman, Christopher Dale Flannery, who bashed a patient

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Speaker 4: Was one of the biggest hit men.

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Speaker 1: In was he?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: So he was a bit of an odd cat.

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Speaker 1: A bit of an odd one sentence to twelve months

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Speaker 1: jail two thousand and nine, as Tommy and I were there.

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Speaker 5: Colorful linery brown and he loved the color pink. And

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Speaker 5: he had a colorful wedding that tom and Whipper went to.

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Speaker 5: Which is really weird that you got an invot.

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Speaker 1: Three point three million dollars was spent on the wedding

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Speaker 1: of Crown cassine In's Palladium ballroom. Who else was there?

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Speaker 1: Jason Alexander was there, wasn't friend dresser there. Friend dresser

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Speaker 4: And it was weird. There was a there was a

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Speaker 1: Up inside chopper in the building. Don't have to take

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Speaker 1: If anyone's going to do it, it's jeff Jeffrey could

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Speaker 6: But then wasn't it over the weekend? They never consummated

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Speaker 6: that marriage even in five.

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Speaker 1: Years that was raised, and I don't know why that

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Speaker 1: came out. Now, that was kind of well known in

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Speaker 1: two get married over the weekend, But it was an animal.

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Speaker 5: No the journalists who interviewed brinn Eddleston all the years

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Speaker 5: the whole time that we were married. The journalist said,

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Speaker 5: I just thought I didn't want to ride about it.

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Speaker 5: Then I thought it wasn't for sure, you know, and

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Speaker 5: I'm going about the heralds.

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Speaker 1: If you'd hold onto that, you'd make that a headline,

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Speaker 1: if you could pay for it.

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Speaker 5: But then she said, I waited until he passed before

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Speaker 5: I gave that information up.

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Speaker 4: Or was that was that? Well you we reshlyck knowledge.

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Speaker 1: Were they receiving cash as well, because Jeffrey wasn't afraid

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Speaker 1: of a payout? Twenty fifteen married Gabby Greco, the New

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Speaker 1: York model who's come out and said, we're still technically married,

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Speaker 1: So no divorced jeff If there's anything in the tank.

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Speaker 6: Well there isn't there and he lost it all well,

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Speaker 6: you know, off his mum's money.

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Speaker 1: Money. You did right, says that's exactly what it says,

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Speaker 1: and goes on to say that when when let's go

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Speaker 1: back to Britain for a moment. When they met in

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Speaker 1: Vegas in two thousand and eight, he offered Brin a

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Speaker 1: fifty million dollar deal to marry him. Can I yeah,

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Speaker 1: So you would get car, you would get the you'd

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Speaker 1: get a convertible, your friends will be green with envy.

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Speaker 1: It said in an email that he once wrote to

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Speaker 1: year and I will support you fashionate.

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Speaker 6: Does she have to bathe him?

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Speaker 1: Well, that's not worth moving.

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Speaker 5: At the time, she said the reason why she left

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Speaker 5: him is because he was addicted to dating apps, Sarah

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Speaker 5: and dating websites.

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Speaker 6: He's not having any success on those, buddy, I know, so.

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Speaker 4: I think he just wanted someone to talk to. It's

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Speaker 4: quite sad. I would love to hear from anyone else

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Speaker 1: Not Sugar Daddy.

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Speaker 5: There's someone in the family who you thought was well off,

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Speaker 5: but when they passed, you realized they didn't have any all.

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Speaker 1: They left you with the Holy Bedebt.

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Speaker 5: I mean, because there are there would be moments where

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Speaker 5: you go our and uncle's died. We might get something,

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Speaker 5: then you realize the set spend.

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Speaker 1: It all said here that good old Jeffrey, even in

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Speaker 1: his later years, was spending forty eight thousand dollars a

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Speaker 1: month on luxuries, gambling, and you're right, fits Sugar Daddy website,

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Speaker 1: look for the next one. Were you Jeff, he would have.

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Speaker 5: Forked out on that magnificent lemon suit that he watered

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Speaker 5: the Melbourne.

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Speaker 1: Col What says here that in two thousand and you're right,

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Speaker 1: twenty nineteen he was arrested for crimes against fashion. And

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Speaker 1: when you see that photo of him and Warwick Kappa.

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Speaker 5: Man, when and Ricky Nixon gosh.

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Speaker 1: Three weapons of Derby Day, I made you get out alive.

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Speaker 4: They're rocking up to the gates of Heaven together.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god. I don't know if they'll.

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Speaker 4: Be rocking up to those gates though.

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Speaker 1: That's the thing said here.

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Speaker 2: That the toughest part about being married to Jeffrey, this

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Speaker 2: really got it on, he became nervous and panicky about

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey would call more than doing sas. Jeffrey would call

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Speaker 1: more than one hundred times a day. Oh Jeff's Jeff,

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Speaker 1: what do you got you there? Mate? Irustrating when you.

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Speaker 5: Get to the sixty third time and you start ringing again,

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Speaker 5: what what are you doing?

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Speaker 1: She made She may have just seen her phone doing

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Speaker 1: what I did about two minutes ago. Nothing why are

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Speaker 5: It's a really sad day for women yesterday the Australian Club, Sarah,

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Speaker 5: you've heard about this.

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Speaker 4: I did hear this story.

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Speaker 6: I don't know if it was a sad day for

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Speaker 5: Well apparently there are, because you know the Australian Club,

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Speaker 5: Alan Jones, James Pack A great bunch there.

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Speaker 1: That that's a lunchy one of us.

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Speaker 5: So the Australian Club held a special general meeting to

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Speaker 5: consider a specific resolution for the purpose of amending the

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Speaker 5: a record turnout of members to and vote on the resolution.

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Speaker 5: The meeting determined that they had to get seventy five percent,

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Speaker 5: threshold would have been a tight one. Asked the resolution.

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Speaker 5: Six hundred and ninety three members voted. Sixty two percent

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Speaker 6: On what grounds?

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Speaker 1: I mean?

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Speaker 6: Is it like boys girls? So I.

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Speaker 5: Voted to voted for women to be in the Australian Club,

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Speaker 5: abstaining who's that person that said.

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Speaker 1: Well, those that voted for females who enter the Australian

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Speaker 1: Club are now no longer members of the Australian.

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Speaker 5: Potential member Daisy Turnbull, She's lovely father is Malcolm and

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Speaker 5: ancestors have long been members of the club, was dismayed

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Speaker 5: by the result, which she predicted would put the club

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Speaker 4: Why would you want to get in? There?

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Speaker 1: Was anyone surprised. I mean, these gents of business industries,

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Speaker 1: they joined the club for that reason, right because they

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Speaker 1: wanted their gentlemen's club. They wanted the Mahogany, they wanted

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Speaker 1: the Chesterfield chairs.

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Speaker 4: Lounge associated with males.

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Speaker 1: Because that's how the club was formed. That's what it was.

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Speaker 1: So when you've got people that have entered a club

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Speaker 1: are you surprised in any way that the vote was

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Speaker 1: to keep it the same as why they entered.

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Speaker 4: It was started one hundred and eighty three years ago.

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Speaker 1: It's the thing.

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Speaker 4: Go with the times, guys.

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Speaker 1: That's not what they're looking for at this club.

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Speaker 6: But it's restrictive in the sense of these as you say,

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Speaker 6: drink together and wheel and deal and promote each other

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Speaker 6: to even high rolls, and they won't let women in

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Speaker 4: It's disgusting and.

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Speaker 1: It feels a little old school, but that's what they

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Speaker 5: Someone who wanted to remain anonymous that my wife and

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Speaker 5: sons do not hold my membership with the club in

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Speaker 5: very high esteem.

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Speaker 4: No, stay anonymous.

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Speaker 5: They want to take a great leap into the twentieth

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Speaker 5: century at least, let alone the twenty first century. Then

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Speaker 5: I don't think we're able to continue with it. They

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Speaker 5: want out, And then he goes under say it's going

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Speaker 5: to be a great pity because it's still a very

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Speaker 5: good club for people who achieved a level of success,

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Speaker 5: and you won't get a better steak or oysters anywhere.

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Speaker 1: Really big call at the in there. Do you know

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Speaker 1: what was interesting on the news when they ran this story.

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Speaker 1: You could see the members shuffling out the door, and

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Speaker 1: about three hundred and fifty. They were like Galabicus tortoises,

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Speaker 1: Billionaire's Golf Club, remember that story. And it's for men only,

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Speaker 1: So anyway, just so much feing this. The story goes

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Speaker 1: Busting to go to the toilet. He said, honey, you

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Speaker 1: this is men only. From this you can't. So there's

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Speaker 1: a park over the road from the golf course. He said,

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Speaker 1: you're going to have to go over to the public toilets.

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Speaker 1: He's a dunny over there. So she goes to the toilet.

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Speaker 1: He then turns up to the next AGM and sits

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Speaker 1: down with everybody around the room and says, hey, guys,

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Speaker 1: it's a little bit silly. Here was the situation. My

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Speaker 1: wife needed the toilet, she couldn't come in. I think

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Speaker 1: we need to address this. So they say to him,

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Speaker 1: we take on board what you're saying. At the next meeting,

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Speaker 1: they say, we've put into consideration and we've taken on

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Speaker 1: board your concerns and the need for some flexibility, and

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Speaker 1: we've got great news for you. We've spent two million

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Speaker 1: dollars updating the dunnies over the road so the women

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Speaker 1: can shut up on the radio.

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Speaker 6: I have such high hopes for your daughter whips.

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Speaker 1: Isn't that extraordinary?

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Speaker 7: Well, she's coming into two.

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Speaker 1: Million dollars upgrade in the public toilets, so the women

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Speaker 1: could use those.

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Speaker 6: I wonder if Allan voted yesterday, maybe a phone Vote's

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Speaker 6: dust In here calling him from sky, Come on, rap.

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Speaker 1: It up, wrap it up. He would have been so excited,

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Speaker 1: he would have been horny over it. Come on play

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Speaker 1: the long one, Leo, don't know the short rode for

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Speaker 1: good Sam.

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Speaker 4: Neil love that grab so much. Send it to him

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Speaker 4: as laughing Tommy, when have we got ben for him?

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Speaker 8: Get what's your name?

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Speaker 1: Horn?

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Speaker 4: How do we spell it? H oh ah? And horny?

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Speaker 4: Honey honey? Come on, wrap it up.

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Speaker 6: It's a good insight into what goes on at the

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Speaker 6: men's clubs, isn't.

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Speaker 4: It, Tommy?

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Speaker 1: When has been for him?

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Speaker 4: In next he's in tomorrow because we.

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Speaker 1: Need to ask because Ben was actually at that horning event.

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Speaker 1: It was Alan apparently walked off stage and didn't know

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Speaker 1: why why everyone was laughing. I want for to give

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Speaker 1: us a bit of detail on what took place after

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Speaker 1: the Horny cham great work, Honey Horney.

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Speaker 4: Come on, let the ladies in all and please right, let's.

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Speaker 1: Talk about this guy's huge lights, camera and action. Russell

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Speaker 1: Crow gives the thumbs up the North Coast Movie Studio.

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Speaker 1: That's what the front page of the Daily Telegraph to do?

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Speaker 4: You think it would never imagine that.

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Speaker 5: There has He's told us that there's been has been

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Speaker 5: tried to figure it out.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Scott, could his kid come back because he had

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Speaker 1: another kids? Prequel, could do a prequel farm Life.

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Speaker 4: The Maximus Ghost. It would be pretty good. Ghostly in

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Speaker 4: the background.

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Speaker 1: What hey, this is so exciting, MDG. This is your

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Speaker 1: neck of the woods. This is massive to consider that

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Speaker 1: Hollywood could be moving to Coffs Harbor. The financial investment

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Speaker 1: for the government, they would fast track development, pull all

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Speaker 1: resources to create hotel studios. Russell Crow's backing.

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Speaker 7: I mean, you think you think La tinsel Town, then

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Speaker 7: you think Coss Harbor big time.

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Speaker 6: Didn't change the reputation from just being the ice.

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Speaker 4: It's a beautiful coastal community.

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Speaker 7: It was the most livable city population thirty five film in.

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Speaker 1: Any the little labs that people having back.

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Speaker 5: Do you think your mom could gay or make those

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Speaker 5: little triangle sandwiches for all the It would.

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Speaker 7: Be Pacific Bay, which is the hotel used to be

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Speaker 7: the home of the Wallaby Sair, the Australian football team,

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Speaker 7: and it's going to be the home of your Mila

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Speaker 7: Kuness's who just came into town, Hugh Jackman. The thing

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Speaker 7: is Russell Crowe buys big things to the area. He

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Speaker 7: built a pool from Arara Valley for the local Axeman

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Speaker 7: rugby league team. He got them all new training kit

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Speaker 7: and jerseys and now he's going to bring Hollywood.

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Speaker 1: So what is the promise and what is the infrastructure

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Speaker 1: they're looking to put in place there?

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Speaker 7: So they have a Pacific Bay Resort which is just

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Speaker 7: north of the Big Banana for anyone who's gone through. Basically,

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Speaker 7: what I gather is they're going to look to do

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Speaker 7: much like what they have here at Moore Park. The

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Speaker 7: Entertainment Court builds some sound studios so you can actually

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Speaker 7: come and film movies there. But because you have this resort,

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Speaker 7: you bring your family over to Australia, so when you film,

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Speaker 7: your wife and kids are there as well. It's a

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Speaker 7: family friendly.

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Speaker 1: How that's interesting. I'm a huge fan of the Matt

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Speaker 1: and Sarah show, five to six Legends.

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Speaker 4: Our Legends. It was awesome in my management and I said, yes,

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Speaker 4: and we're not anywis.

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Speaker 1: When I tuned in this morning, I heard something from

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Speaker 1: one of you that I've never ever heard before. Fact,

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Speaker 1: and I thought that we knew each other very very well.

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Speaker 1: Matt de Group gets on the album Talk and Stick

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Speaker 1: and says that my father built a dwelling on Russell

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Speaker 1: Crowe's property. Now we've never ever heard that He's got

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Speaker 1: this what is it? An octagon? To tell the story right, well.

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Speaker 4: And let's revisit it in a more prime time and m.

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Speaker 1: D G says that Rob de grud actually built us.

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Speaker 1: So have we never heard this before?

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Speaker 7: He's an engineer, so he didn't you know, he didn't

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Speaker 7: do the bricks and mortar. He just did the plans

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Speaker 7: for an octagon so he could be the triangle step

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Speaker 7: to separate to his house, which is a bedroom a gym,

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Speaker 7: a recording studio, a movie studio, all on his property

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Speaker 7: but separate, and he just wanted it to be an octagon.

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Speaker 4: Also, what a guy.

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Speaker 1: So you weren't allowed to tell that? Sorry about that?

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Speaker 4: Because of the colosseum.

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Speaker 7: I would imagine, knowing Rusty, that there's a bit of

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Speaker 7: this is this is there?

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Speaker 1: Why are you wrapping us up? Tom?

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Speaker 4: Sorry?

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Speaker 6: What are you out of respect?

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Speaker 4: Is about? On this show? Tom's got to roll on

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Speaker 4: this show.

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Speaker 1: My job is to talk and I was about to

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Speaker 1: tell a story about it.

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Speaker 4: Got a story Nobles there, I'd rather speak to him

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Speaker 4: for it.

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Speaker 1: So if you saw the footage at the funeral the

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Speaker 1: other day for Russell's father that they had at the property,

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Speaker 1: there there was the markt where it took place. But

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Speaker 1: then they had a shot of all these candles and

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Speaker 1: everything lit in what must have been the octagon, which

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Speaker 1: you're talking about, MDG. So it had sort of the

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Speaker 1: arched roof and it had this sort of brick lined

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Speaker 1: wall that led to this walkway to a big area

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Speaker 1: where all these candles were and the tributes were taking place.

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Speaker 1: That must have been.

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Speaker 6: That.

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Speaker 4: The story well I.

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Speaker 1: Wanted people to understand was the visual Tommy, I know

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Speaker 1: this is exciting. Your dad bought a cat.

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Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, it's a ginger cast.

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Speaker 4: A name for it, yeah yeah, but he's called it.

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Speaker 1: The name of our old tinker. We had Tinker and cagar.

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Speaker 4: It's called it Kangar. The reverse you rename, not.

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Speaker 1: That it goes backwards. So you call no pets, Yeah

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Speaker 1: you can, you can?

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Speaker 4: You carry on?

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Speaker 1: Of course your pets was kanga. Well, I've had pets

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Speaker 1: in the past, trying the kangar one kangar. T oh,

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Speaker 1: that's crime.

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Speaker 4: Remember you're old. Of course the.

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Speaker 1: First and he had a door installed and he rang

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Speaker 1: me yesterday and he said, I've I've got the cat.

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Speaker 4: I'm ready to go. I've got the pussy port in

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Speaker 4: and we are.

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Speaker 1: That's a flap, is it?

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Speaker 4: Well, I thought it was a cat flap. He's calling

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Speaker 4: it a pussy port.

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Speaker 1: What's a pussy port.

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Speaker 4: That's the name of the brand.

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Speaker 6: It might be the dog.

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Speaker 1: Sure, that's not to carry utensils of the cat.

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Speaker 2: Song.

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Speaker 5: I don't think he's carrying around a matter of pussy.

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know what your dad's in

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Speaker 1: the car.

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Speaker 4: A good question. No, No, I think the cat was

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Speaker 4: just in shock.

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Speaker 5: I think the cat was fine, beautiful ginger cane.

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Speaker 1: When Brian came to pick me up. The cat even

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Speaker 1: missed the mestoples would run. Jason, You're moving in with me?

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Speaker 1: Oh geez and not getting through the fits in.

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