Speaker 1: Good morning Melbourne.
Speaker 2: Wait, Jason, Lauren started morning the right way, gonna be great.
Speaker 3: God, this is Jason Laurens Nogel one hundred.
Speaker 4: Well, good morning everybody. We're working on Monday.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Jason.
Speaker 4: We are Lauren less.
Speaker 3: I feel liberated.
Speaker 4: Do you feel like I can get a word?
Speaker 5: No, poor Laurie is not well, she said, have you
Speaker 5: she sounds like Patty and Selma from the Simpsons.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she she doesn't. She doesn't sound great. I'm trying
Speaker 3: to get to the bottom of it.
Speaker 4: Right.
Speaker 3: What am I have? I buggered this up?
Speaker 4: There?
Speaker 3: What? Oh? That's here?
Speaker 6: We go?
Speaker 3: There we go?
Speaker 5: Can you hello? Hello, you're talking your microphone? What did
Speaker 5: you say?
Speaker 3: Just for that end?
Speaker 4: I'm trying to get We're going to be fine, Jason,
Speaker 4: We'll be fine. I know, I know.
Speaker 3: I don't know what went wrong? What went wrong with
Speaker 3: her at the weekend?
Speaker 5: Well, so we were with through on Friday. I think
Speaker 5: she might have went hard.
Speaker 3: Was it the candle? She burned it both ends?
Speaker 4: Yes, burned at both ends and roped it in the
Speaker 4: middle and smoked it. She said me, I should have
Speaker 4: saved it, but she said, saved it. This is great.
Speaker 4: So this is the message we got from Lauren.
Speaker 3: Your Saturday and I have to figure out how to
Speaker 3: do it and stand by. Here we go here, I've
Speaker 3: got it.
Speaker 5: Okay. Before we hit it, I thought it can't be
Speaker 5: that bad. She's like, I've lost my voice, and I'm like,
Speaker 5: it's it's fine, mate, come in, you'll be fine.
Speaker 3: This came through. Oh no, it's gotchy, guys. IM going
Speaker 3: to go home. This came through it just before Sport
Speaker 3: last night when I was reading the Sport with Peter
Speaker 3: Hitchener and I played it to him. I said, oh,
Speaker 3: this will be good. Hitch is in the commercial break.
Speaker 4: Youre ready?
Speaker 7: I literally sound like a ten packa day smoker.
Speaker 3: And Hitch he almost fell off his seat. Really do
Speaker 3: you want to go again?
Speaker 4: If Hitch is telling you sound unhealthy and old, then
Speaker 4: I literally.
Speaker 7: Sound like a ten packa day smoker.
Speaker 3: Can we get that? Great?
Speaker 4: We're going to need that. Yeah, we're gonna need that.
Speaker 4: Put in the.
Speaker 5: Computer sprinkled through the morning. How you, Jason, I'm excellent?
Speaker 5: Do it much better than Lory. When I got that,
Speaker 5: I was like, well, okay, yeah, she bad. There's a
Speaker 5: guy down the balls club with one of those funny little.
Speaker 3: No, No, she was on some sort of ventilation machine
Speaker 3: that looked like a vacuum cleaner. It was big. Yeah.
Speaker 3: She sent me like.
Speaker 5: A thing, a photo of a full oxygen mask sort
Speaker 5: of machine on a face.
Speaker 4: It didn't look like a machine, you Knowmally put on
Speaker 4: your face.
Speaker 3: Oh really? Anyway, I needed a ma Sheene yesterday, a
Speaker 3: ventilator that is for the demons.
Speaker 4: Ah Cana weekend.
Speaker 3: Heartbreak remains consistency, That's what I like at the distance
Speaker 3: is the key.
Speaker 5: What a weekend in Melbourne Grand Prix footy. This place
Speaker 5: was absolutely heavy.
Speaker 3: It was humming.
Speaker 5: It was we're gonna, We're gonna come back and chat
Speaker 5: more Formula one. In fact, before I lost her voice
Speaker 5: here she caught up with Lando.
Speaker 4: What a day for him.
Speaker 8: Now he sees the crowd rise to applaud him as
Speaker 8: the winner. Norris Weather's the storm. The British driver sees
Speaker 8: the check her flag first. Lando Norris wins the Australian
Speaker 8: Grand Prix in a brilliant battle all the way to
Speaker 8: the flag.
Speaker 5: Lossy chats with Lando after this. Also coming up Harry
Speaker 5: McKay or. We're going to a whole bunch of free stuff
Speaker 5: to go, including cash as well. Today we had a
Speaker 5: big show. Let's get into it. This is Rose Bruno
Speaker 5: on Nova. We are Lauren Less this morning. She's at
Speaker 5: home sounding like she's on the darts.
Speaker 4: Yeah, rest up loss if you listen, she went absolutely
Speaker 4: She barely listens when we're on the show.
Speaker 5: What heck is he talking about me? Clint? Clint's weather
Speaker 5: this morning? But yeah, rest up. She's not doing too well.
Speaker 4: I think Shadow had a fortieth as well. She had
Speaker 4: a big party.
Speaker 3: Forty could have been the fortieth. Yeah, she did have
Speaker 3: fortieth on Saturday nights.
Speaker 4: I knew she was.
Speaker 3: The cup was full and then it over for it
Speaker 3: and you'd.
Speaker 5: Rest have been sick when she canceled. Going yesterday to
Speaker 5: the former of the year. That's big, that's big.
Speaker 3: Speaking of yesterday, it was a good day to be
Speaker 3: a poncho yesterday.
Speaker 5: Oh you know who I felt for. When I was
Speaker 5: watching the Grand Prix. There were people in the stands
Speaker 5: putting up umbrellas. No, you can't do that, they would
Speaker 5: obscure the that's so many umbrellas.
Speaker 3: You shouldn't be allowed to take one in, should you.
Speaker 3: That's what I thought, Just get a tarp.
Speaker 4: It was. It was crazy scenes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, unbelievable. Do you know what My favorite part of
Speaker 3: it was to see the track walk was back and
Speaker 3: all the people flood the track post race.
Speaker 5: Which what I love is like here in Melbourne, we're
Speaker 5: not running hard, raining exactly.
Speaker 3: This is Melbourne that to buy tough Melbournians doing it right.
Speaker 5: Lando Norris taking out the checkered flag. Laurie caught up
Speaker 5: with him just ahead of the match and the.
Speaker 3: Match the race not playing footy leto yeah, hands kicking.
Speaker 4: Away anyway before the sience shut up. It's going to
Speaker 4: be a long morning. Lauren sat down with Lando.
Speaker 1: You're so competitive on the track. Are you a competitive
Speaker 1: person off the track as well?
Speaker 9: Oh yeah, with everything. I still hate losing and whatever
Speaker 9: I do, and I'll do it whatever I can to
Speaker 9: make sure I don't lose, even if that means cheating, and.
Speaker 10: You know it.
Speaker 9: Takes no matter what I do. But yeah, sport or games,
Speaker 9: whatever it is, I really hate losing, so I'll do
Speaker 9: whatever I can.
Speaker 3: I don't know about Lando Norris, what do you mean. Now,
Speaker 3: he's a handsome bloke, He's he's got the world at
Speaker 3: his feet, but is he a bit too successful, bit
Speaker 3: too driven? Like he's a bit too win. It's all mentality.
Speaker 4: I think you've got to be driven. Yeah, he seems
Speaker 4: to be arrogant.
Speaker 11: Oh what.
Speaker 3: Nah? No, No, he's a bit much for me. I
Speaker 3: just think you just need to be a little bit
Speaker 3: more considerate of other drivers around you.
Speaker 5: If anyone's ever seen you on the roads, you don't
Speaker 5: fill your car up. You run out of petrol on
Speaker 5: numerous intersections around Melbourne.
Speaker 4: There he is, mister channel and I'm mister considerate.
Speaker 3: Yeah, give us away.
Speaker 4: I was watching the start of the match, dash race.
Speaker 5: The match rates, and I was like, come on, Oscar,
Speaker 5: this is like, you know, podium finish, hometown would be great.
Speaker 4: And the kids were you know, they'll drive me up
Speaker 4: the water, so let's go for a swim, which bothers me.
Speaker 3: Was it not lightning yesterday?
Speaker 4: Not around us?
Speaker 3: Are you sure?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3: Wasn't it stormy and it was drizzling like cyclonic?
Speaker 4: Noah, it was a little bit of weird.
Speaker 3: What part of you thinks, kids, let's go for a swim?
Speaker 5: You know what part, Clint, the part that had the
Speaker 5: kids something, those cute little things that what they had
Speaker 5: the kids driving me up the wall since six am
Speaker 5: because of like, think about it, we've had such a
Speaker 5: good summer in Melbourne.
Speaker 4: It rained yesterday.
Speaker 3: I chose the one day when it was raining the
Speaker 3: kids swim.
Speaker 4: My three kids were like, what are we going to
Speaker 4: do today? We can't go outside?
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh, yeah, I suppose you've had
Speaker 5: like three great weather, you know, like so by you know,
Speaker 5: three o'clock they were doing headed. So I'm like, all right,
Speaker 5: I'll take them for a swim. And then I screamed
Speaker 5: out to Lou I'm like, hey, baby, how's Oscar looking.
Speaker 5: She's like, it was number two when I went in
Speaker 5: the pool, so yeah, he's down to thirdt not.
Speaker 3: What Yeah, I know it was disastrous. Is this the making?
Speaker 4: This is the moment Oscar Pistre comes back on a
Speaker 4: second and sides off into the grass for stamp and.
Speaker 12: Take second place and Oscar Piastree spreading.
Speaker 4: His rare wheels, Copias and.
Speaker 12: His home Grand Prix. It's treacherously wet. Oscar Piastre will
Speaker 12: get a huge raw if he can get going. You
Speaker 12: can hear the roar in albert Pop. He has, but
Speaker 12: his race has been ruins.
Speaker 3: Did you see him reverse off the grass. I thought
Speaker 3: it was a very slow reverse. Now I'm sure that
Speaker 3: was intentional, but I just could reverse a little quicker.
Speaker 5: Maybe the reverse sensors were telling obscuring the camera. Also,
Speaker 5: how does that guy talk like that for fifty one
Speaker 5: laps and he's fine today?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: LOSSI has just been on the champe And.
Speaker 3: How did you you know? How you went for a swim?
Speaker 3: Was it? Did you do any tan time? Did apply
Speaker 3: a bit of Latan?
Speaker 4: No, we didn't. We didn't need to.
Speaker 3: That's really bothering me. A swim yesterday, it's very refreshing.
Speaker 5: Hey, there's no off season with KO Sports. Get on
Speaker 5: board today. We're joined by one of your friends this morning.
Speaker 3: Clinton Yes, a former netballer and Austrayan superstar, also played
Speaker 3: many many games with my sister at the Melbourne Vixen's
Speaker 3: I speak of Bianca Chatfield chatters.
Speaker 4: Good morning, good morning boys, Hey fellow Pies supporter. Are
Speaker 4: we back? We are back?
Speaker 13: Look at everyone they said there were no chances season
Speaker 13: after we got smashed by the Giants, But look what
Speaker 13: happens a long.
Speaker 3: Time settle down, guys, here we go now. I questioned
Speaker 3: whether you were back or not just before the song.
Speaker 3: The reason I don't think you're back is because you
Speaker 3: played Port Adelaide. Do you know what?
Speaker 13: I'm trying to be so careful. I'm in Adelaide. I'm
Speaker 13: scared of what I'm going to say?
Speaker 3: What do you think of Port Adelaide question?
Speaker 14: Look, it's going to be a tough year for them.
Speaker 4: I think can we talk the d's. Did you happen
Speaker 4: to happy to catch that game?
Speaker 14: I didn't catch it, but can I guess what happened?
Speaker 4: I like you.
Speaker 3: Well, it's just basically a continuation of the heartbreak we
Speaker 3: experienced last year, which is getting ourselves into winning positions
Speaker 3: and then not winning. But we fell just short. Jason
Speaker 3: was very dramatic. Why are you sitting back.
Speaker 14: Judging premiership success? Do you think that's coming?
Speaker 3: He said?
Speaker 4: This morning?
Speaker 3: He did well, I think there are goods. I think
Speaker 3: there are good signs. I think there are Truka. He
Speaker 3: was really good, yeah, really good, kicked a couple of
Speaker 3: goals and looked like his heart bled red and blue again.
Speaker 4: Jesus, you would have been there, no doubt, did you?
Speaker 15: I was.
Speaker 3: I was there for a little bit and then I
Speaker 3: had to go back.
Speaker 13: And don't even commit to a whole game.
Speaker 4: No, he doesn't.
Speaker 5: He doesn't, and then when he is there for the
Speaker 5: whole game goes guys follow me to the dressing rooms,
Speaker 5: will go see the players, and then they don't let
Speaker 5: him in.
Speaker 3: Hey chat is what are the matches? Sort of tickled
Speaker 3: your fancy at the weekend? It was great weekend of footy.
Speaker 14: Oh wasn't it?
Speaker 13: I mean, you know, because I mean Adelaide we're talking
Speaker 13: about the Crows before. I mean, that was pretty impressive
Speaker 13: by them. There was a lot of Saint Kildred supporters
Speaker 13: who had flown over to watch their team. But poor Saints,
Speaker 13: they I think.
Speaker 14: Are in for a hard one for a long season.
Speaker 3: Do you know?
Speaker 13: The Suns though, the Suns smash the Eagles, But for me,
Speaker 13: the goldco Sons look like a team that are going
Speaker 13: to really challenge when it comes to September, don't you think,
Speaker 13: Like just the way that they play the game. They're
Speaker 13: young players that they've got in there. You know, they're
Speaker 13: building a really strong culture there.
Speaker 3: I still think, given they haven't played finals before, it's
Speaker 3: still going to be a bit of a nap never,
Speaker 3: it's going to be a bit of hurt all trying
Speaker 3: to get there. But Damien Hardwick is a coach and
Speaker 3: he's the right man. Second year there now third year,
Speaker 3: he's sex second year, which take.
Speaker 4: A season to get things doing, you know, or going
Speaker 4: your way.
Speaker 3: I guess it would un Chatters tell me netball's back
Speaker 3: as well.
Speaker 14: Netball is back.
Speaker 13: We had our preseason tournament, the Team Girls Cup in
Speaker 13: Adelaide on the weekend. So the Adelaide Thunderbirds now they've
Speaker 13: won the last two championships. They won the preseason tournament again,
Speaker 13: had all their young players out on the court, so
Speaker 13: they're looking pretty good this season. However, we never want
Speaker 13: to discount our two Melbourne sides, the Vixens and the
Speaker 13: Melbourne Mavericks. The Mavericks did a great job coming in
Speaker 13: I think about second or third or fourth or somewhere
Speaker 13: in that top four. But yeah, the Vixens and the Mavericks.
Speaker 13: It's going to be on between those two clubs.
Speaker 5: We are on the air with Bianko Chatfield this morning,
Speaker 5: a Fox Footy reporter and also a former commentator with
Speaker 5: our Verroun clint Stown.
Speaker 3: They did some great work in the commentary box.
Speaker 4: Can you explain what happened in regards to both of
Speaker 4: you putting in another commentator's head in a bucket of
Speaker 4: ice water.
Speaker 3: Yeah you've got this one. Yeah, no, no, Look, it
Speaker 3: was an unfortunate situation when said commentator realized they did
Speaker 3: not They were meant to be at a netball match commentating,
Speaker 3: and they went to a it was one of either
Speaker 3: a bucks or a hens. I'm not going to field
Speaker 3: the gender of the commentator and went a little.
Speaker 4: Hard and then rocked up to commentate the game.
Speaker 3: Well remembered. At the last minute they had a game
Speaker 3: to commentate, and the executive producer of netball decided they
Speaker 3: needed this commentator on air. So there was a bucket
Speaker 3: of ice water and then he exactly because fresh up?
Speaker 4: Did it work? How was clean? After that?
Speaker 14: Professional?
Speaker 4: Good?
Speaker 5: That's our boy. Hey, there is no olf season with
Speaker 5: KO Sports. Get on board today, Banka Chatfield joining us
Speaker 5: on the air. Good to chat mate.
Speaker 2: Thanks your time, no ours, thanks boys, so.
Speaker 4: Thank you mates.
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 4: I have a great day.
Speaker 5: By Oh it is Jason, Lauren and Clint this morning,
Speaker 5: though we are minus Lauren's just Jason clip.
Speaker 4: We're doing it thanks to our mates. Had she already express.
Speaker 3: I hope you're enjoying the peace. Melbot I'm going to go.
Speaker 4: I'm to get all these little bits that you're saying, Lauren.
Speaker 3: Now you told me to say that.
Speaker 5: We mess your lossie, we do. So on the weekend
Speaker 5: I had a little impromptu get together. It was Saturday.
Speaker 5: Took the kids to basketball. My mate, Sleepy Sedish is one.
Speaker 3: Of the coaches.
Speaker 4: Yeah, great guy. Yes, just sometimes falls asleep, just randomly. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like that.
Speaker 5: We were at their place for dinner one night and
Speaker 5: he just fell asleep standing up at the kitchen bench.
Speaker 3: Did he really? Yeah?
Speaker 4: And I was like, I think it's time for us
Speaker 4: to go.
Speaker 3: And was it a pound apple? Is it just a bit?
Speaker 5: Well, well, I said, we're going to leave. So he
Speaker 5: woke up, he walked us out. Yeah, and then he
Speaker 5: fell asleep on.
Speaker 4: The front fence when we left. And he woke up
Speaker 4: two hours later and was like, oh they're gone.
Speaker 3: Is that a condition I think they might be a
Speaker 3: conditioned old.
Speaker 5: So anyway, I said, a sleeping on Saturday, the weather's great,
Speaker 5: Why don't you go for a sleepy do.
Speaker 4: Bring your kids around, check them in the pool. This
Speaker 4: is Saturday off in and our place.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 5: So Sedeshani's family rocked up. Lovely wife two kids, and look,
Speaker 5: because we didn't pre planned it. I didn't have any
Speaker 5: food sort or anything like that. And I said, look,
Speaker 5: I'm just going to order in some take away good
Speaker 5: strong and open up boober Eats.
Speaker 4: And I start running through you know KFC, you.
Speaker 3: Know with the kids awake, they take take after dad.
Speaker 5: No, this is midday swimming and stuff like that. And
Speaker 5: then I mentioned subway and his wife goes, absolutely not
Speaker 5: and I said, no, no, we don't have to get
Speaker 5: I'm just reading through what's in the area. And she goes,
Speaker 5: you don't want to get subway with my husband? And
Speaker 5: I said why and she said, he has a very
Speaker 5: specific order, but.
Speaker 3: There's so many ingredients. How specific in you get?
Speaker 5: I recorded it. I said, let's imagine where it's sub
Speaker 5: bread that's the start. Let's imagine where it's subway. What
Speaker 5: would your order be? He takes in his own ingredients,
Speaker 5: What would you like?
Speaker 16: Hi?
Speaker 4: There?
Speaker 17: Can I grab a six inch of the Italian herbs
Speaker 17: and cheese? Can I please have it with the chicken
Speaker 17: schnee saup? Can you please microwave that first? Put two
Speaker 17: slices on the chicken schnese sauce so it actually gets
Speaker 17: warmed up.
Speaker 3: Can you get the marinara.
Speaker 17: Sauce, put it on top, Put my lactose free cheese toastes?
Speaker 4: So did you bring your own cheese?
Speaker 3: I did bring my own cheese.
Speaker 17: Can you put four slices of the cheese? Can you
Speaker 17: please toast it for twenty seconds? And once it comes out,
Speaker 17: can you put avocado on the non toasted side? And
Speaker 17: can you please have a little bit of lettuce, a
Speaker 17: little bit of tomato, a little bit of onion, pickles,
Speaker 17: extra helipiginoes, olives, salt and pepper, one line of the
Speaker 17: Harista sauce, and one line of the Thousand Island dressing,
Speaker 17: and then salt and pepper and closed.
Speaker 4: Would you like any cookies?
Speaker 3: I'll have three pleaset dish? Who's taking it in her
Speaker 3: own cheese? That's I mean? He had me at the
Speaker 3: what's the parmesan bread? I love that bread. The marinara
Speaker 3: sauce is good because it tastes like a chicken parmegiana?
Speaker 3: Does it not? Is that what he's But then after
Speaker 3: that he just went all rogue. What's it? The one
Speaker 3: line of each sort? He's already got marinara. Why does
Speaker 3: he need the others?
Speaker 4: So why are you taking your own but he's taking
Speaker 4: his own like bag? Yes, pulls it out.
Speaker 3: You can't be doing that, Sedish, that's just uncouth.
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four ten. Who in your life do you
Speaker 5: hate eating with because they're so fussy?
Speaker 3: I'm starting to be that guy because I've had some
Speaker 3: internal issues recently.
Speaker 4: Clint, did you eat a lot at the Formula one dude? Yeah?
Speaker 3: The mees. There's my doctor fears that I might have
Speaker 3: some form of intolerance. Now that could be a gluten
Speaker 3: type intolerance. Follow up Celiac follow up question. I had
Speaker 3: hundred and twenty five beers, which has a lot of
Speaker 3: gluten in it, and what happened? And a lot of
Speaker 3: Saturday morning a lot of Briosh style bread and what happened?
Speaker 3: I spent a great deal of time on the toilet.
Speaker 3: And when I say great, a great deal of time.
Speaker 3: I almost miss weekend today because.
Speaker 5: Let's just say it wasn't just the F one drivers
Speaker 5: that were losing four.
Speaker 3: Key I sounded like an F one car, shocking. So
Speaker 3: I might be that guy. I might be sedesh with
Speaker 3: my laptops.
Speaker 5: In twenty four to ten is our number high maintenance orders?
Speaker 4: Yeah? What are you doing. I'm going to make it.
Speaker 4: I won't go to Macas with him because I know
Speaker 4: we're can end up in the Bay of shame.
Speaker 5: He gets quarter meat and cheese only. No onions, no sauce,
Speaker 5: no pickles, nothing.
Speaker 3: The people that deconstructed as well and have stuff on
Speaker 3: the side, like why is having it inside the actual menion.
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Speaker 5: has a high maintenance food order? Give us a ring
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Speaker 5: maintenance food order? And by all means if you work
Speaker 5: in hospital and you've had to deal with I know one,
Speaker 5: if you've had to deal with customers who are just.
Speaker 3: A pronent in the Yeah, give us a wins a
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Speaker 4: For gen Z, our twelve year old producer.
Speaker 3: Gen Z is lovely. She every morning she asks for
Speaker 3: our orders coffee breakfast. She does, yes, gen Z. Who's
Speaker 3: the fussy eater.
Speaker 14: On the team, Jason Hawkins?
Speaker 4: We are out of time?
Speaker 3: Why is he so fussy?
Speaker 18: First of all, it's got to be toasted Turkish, but
Speaker 18: it can't be sourdo It can't be multi grain toast
Speaker 18: and it has to be toasted Turkish toasted.
Speaker 14: Also, the cheese is really what's happened with the cheese?
Speaker 14: Only normal chatty cheese.
Speaker 18: It can't be tasty cheese. It's a bles Jolsburg, the
Speaker 18: special bougie cheese.
Speaker 4: Cholsburg like the orange cheese, all right?
Speaker 3: Anything else? Gen Z.
Speaker 18: Iced coffee it can't be in a in one of
Speaker 18: the clear normal ice coffee taake cups. It has to
Speaker 18: be in a hot coffee cup in the small with ice. Also,
Speaker 18: a creamy muff The muffin has to be white chocolate
Speaker 18: and raspberry. But it can't just be white chok can you.
Speaker 14: Just be raspberry?
Speaker 18: Has to be heated perfectly, and there has to be
Speaker 18: the right type of cream.
Speaker 3: I mean, you've got me there, because if a muffin
Speaker 3: isn't heated properly, thank you, it's you're in dire straight,
Speaker 3: gen Z.
Speaker 4: Get back on the phone, Jade. Good morning, Jade. Hello, Hi,
Speaker 4: your partner's macas order high maintenance.
Speaker 19: Oh, I literally a second embarrassment every single time I
Speaker 19: go through any sort of.
Speaker 4: Okay, imagine you're at the drive through. Hi, welcome to McDonald's.
Speaker 4: Going to take order? Please?
Speaker 19: Oh can I please have a Chrispys chicken aoli wrap,
Speaker 19: no lettuce, no tomato, extra aoli, add bacon, add chicken
Speaker 19: and extra cheese.
Speaker 3: Please hang on? So she So he's removing the lettuce
Speaker 3: and the tomato, replacing it with an extra chicken.
Speaker 19: Yes, actual ali, extra cheese. And that's not all. He
Speaker 19: also has like a triple cheeseburg and it's gotta we
Speaker 19: had no pickles, no onions. And I swear I have
Speaker 19: this imprinted in my head. And it's the same any
Speaker 19: like drive through we go through. There's no vegetables that
Speaker 19: I've got to always make additions and there are always
Speaker 19: like anything else. And he's like, yeah, and I'm driving
Speaker 19: mine juice. He doesn't drive.
Speaker 3: Jade, do you live in the waiting bay?
Speaker 19: I swear I do. I reckon I do.
Speaker 5: There's there's a there's a video I saw on the
Speaker 5: ground the other day and it was a husband in
Speaker 5: a drive through and his wife had a particular order,
Speaker 5: so he made a recorded and he just played it
Speaker 5: from his phone to speak. Thirteen twenty four ten. Who
Speaker 5: do you know who has a home maintenance food order?
Speaker 5: Give us call it nover.
Speaker 4: You're on the air with Jason Lauren when Minus LODs
Speaker 4: this morning. Clint's here as well, but Lauren is back
Speaker 4: at home in bed on the darts.
Speaker 1: I believe this is what my voice currently sounds like.
Speaker 7: I literally sound like a ten packa day smoker.
Speaker 3: We've got that grab for life. You're you're welcome Melbourne.
Speaker 4: So when she sent me that, my phone deleted it
Speaker 4: and I was like.
Speaker 3: Nah, I press keep straight away. She does it with
Speaker 3: me as well. Thirteen twenty four ten. We're talking about
Speaker 3: a difficult customers when it comes to takeaway. We've already
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Speaker 4: We're good.
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Speaker 3: Is that the one on the old Gelong Road?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
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Speaker 20: Look we get a lot, We've got a regular at
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Speaker 18: It's a stretch long black, six six ass cube, PLF
Speaker 18: drink sugar, pumpa vanilla.
Speaker 4: Sorry, it has to be six ass cubes. She'll know,
Speaker 4: she'll know if you put for ships and giggles David
Speaker 4: for seventhing.
Speaker 21: No, look, we tell her about it. She goes, no,
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Speaker 3: Oh so just go again. What is the order?
Speaker 19: Stretch long black?
Speaker 21: So that's like the big sixteen ouns and then half
Speaker 21: drinks yep, two sugars, pumpa vanilla, six ass cubes.
Speaker 3: Wow, if you're going to big coffee, why do you
Speaker 3: need to be half strength?
Speaker 6: Exactly?
Speaker 3: You got a long black.
Speaker 21: You're probably hardrating yourself at that point.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, the a do that one.
Speaker 14: It melts, get onto it.
Speaker 4: What's crazy?
Speaker 5: Thirteen twenty four ten. If you know someone who has
Speaker 5: a high maintenance order.
Speaker 3: Talia, good morning, good morning. Is it your your partner.
Speaker 3: It's my partner, she says, with talk to it.
Speaker 20: Well, sometimes actually eating at home with him is a
Speaker 20: lot harder than eating out with him, right, So sometimes
Speaker 20: I have to hide vegetables in his food.
Speaker 4: Oh my mum used to do that when I was ten.
Speaker 20: Yeah, anything with like greens or anything too colorful. He's
Speaker 20: not a fan of.
Speaker 5: So yeah, you know you can get you can get
Speaker 5: this like powder now dusting. Yeah, it's like a vegetable
Speaker 5: dusting because I've done it. I've done it with the
Speaker 5: kids before, and you just and you and you dust
Speaker 5: it intellct the speedy of bolonnaise and mix it through
Speaker 5: and then they gets.
Speaker 20: Pretty much what I do. I just chop it really finally,
Speaker 20: so he doesn't know it's in there. And if he asks,
Speaker 20: I said, I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 5: Yeah, my mum, I remember I sit down for dinner
Speaker 5: when I was like eight. Nobody like, why is the
Speaker 5: mast potato green? It's just a different type of potato.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's Sir Patrick's day, it really is. Which it is, Jason, Oh,
Speaker 3: it is Patty's Dash to your Melbourne.
Speaker 4: Oh, where's our Irish producer? Where's that Guinness you'll go
Speaker 4: out for a few today, no doubt, he absolutely will.
Speaker 3: We're going to celebrate.
Speaker 4: That happy, happy, save Pat's stage.
Speaker 2: Jeez's there.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's that's Brady is obviously in the kitchen. Good morning, Melbourne.
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Speaker 3: You, Jace, I have an apology to anyone who may
Speaker 3: have been in the Tullamrine area on Friday night around
Speaker 3: let's talk. It's about seven o'clock.
Speaker 4: Can we just run through your schedule of the weekend
Speaker 4: because this just.
Speaker 3: Look it was. It was a busier than usual weekend.
Speaker 5: So Friday, we got up, did the radio show. After
Speaker 5: that we all went to the Grand Prix.
Speaker 3: We did.
Speaker 4: We had a great day, great day, very warm, lovely hospitality,
Speaker 4: leaning on cars. I couldn't afford great cars.
Speaker 3: And then I had to get to Sydney. So I
Speaker 3: what time was the flight? Well it was a nine
Speaker 3: pm flight which would have got me into Sydney at
Speaker 3: ten thirty.
Speaker 4: Now we'll come back to the airport situation.
Speaker 3: Come back to that.
Speaker 4: Then you wake up Saturday morning. Your host Weekend Today, yep?
Speaker 4: Then what your fresh as a day?
Speaker 15: Is he?
Speaker 3: By the way, no argue.
Speaker 4: Mahash e'sy to cook something?
Speaker 3: What do you got so do the Weekend Today show?
Speaker 3: We raided very very well, and then toddled off to
Speaker 3: the SCG. Had an invite to attend the Swans and
Speaker 3: the lines.
Speaker 4: Or anything before.
Speaker 3: No, but I did go to dinner afterwards, and.
Speaker 4: Then to dinner you went back to the hotel.
Speaker 3: Great.
Speaker 4: Let you do Sunday morning?
Speaker 3: So I woke up and hosted Weekend Today. Then you
Speaker 3: flew back from Melbourne, and then I Melbourne's President's function
Speaker 3: yesterday for Jim's game at the MCG.
Speaker 4: Good for you, and then what do you do?
Speaker 3: I toddled back to Channel nine and I read the
Speaker 3: five o'clock National news, and then you call it to
Speaker 3: day No. I read the six pm news and then
Speaker 3: went home to bed.
Speaker 4: Do you hate being home?
Speaker 3: I must do it too much? It was too much.
Speaker 3: It was action packed.
Speaker 4: But then again you're here today and Lauren is I know?
Speaker 3: How does he do it well? Getting back to my
Speaker 3: apology now, After the Formula one Grand Prix, I had
Speaker 3: had a few, had a couple, We enjoyed our day out,
Speaker 3: didn't we? Well?
Speaker 4: I did? But I left it three? I was responsible?
Speaker 3: Why do you leave it?
Speaker 4: Three? I just I don't want to be back in
Speaker 4: the summurb before the Friday traffic hit.
Speaker 3: Oh what was the anxiety? Wasn't it was anxiety?
Speaker 4: I don't want to spend my weekend on an appon.
Speaker 3: Oh fair enough, you know, fair enough skie. So I
Speaker 3: got myself to the airport, but I'd booked an nine
Speaker 3: pm flight and I thought that's far too late, that's
Speaker 3: a longer. So I got there and there was a
Speaker 3: seven thirty flight which was boarding great. I'm a platinum
Speaker 3: frequent fire because I fly so much, so I thought
Speaker 3: this is a negotiation. Now I'm going to try and
Speaker 3: get myself onto that flight.
Speaker 5: I'd be surprised if they had seats, because Friday flights
Speaker 5: are normally four.
Speaker 3: They had a few seats.
Speaker 4: So do you go up to Debbie on the customer service?
Speaker 3: Now? I go, Debbie. But the problem is the fair
Speaker 3: is one of those fairs you can't up great, you
Speaker 3: can't change. So it's all in the art of negotiation.
Speaker 4: Channel nine of the big spenders putting you on.
Speaker 3: The ready deal. The issue here, Jason, is that negotiating
Speaker 3: when you've had a couple is increasingly difficult, and here
Speaker 3: in lies my apology.
Speaker 4: See I think if I was Debbie, I would have
Speaker 4: just put you on the next available flight to get
Speaker 4: you the hell out of my head.
Speaker 3: Do you know how hard it is? Too? Straight talk
Speaker 3: or to turn on the charm when you've had far
Speaker 3: too many heinekens. It was tough.
Speaker 4: It was tough, but like what I just sit there
Speaker 4: and go it's not her plane. Just put you on
Speaker 4: the fly.
Speaker 3: Well that's what I thought as well.
Speaker 4: Like who cares I was using the seat?
Speaker 3: I said to her, And here was my gag. I said, Debbie,
Speaker 3: if you can do this for me, I'll buy you
Speaker 3: a drink in the Quantus Club. She Debbie was very
Speaker 3: very impressed. I got on the seven thirty flight to
Speaker 3: get rid of She was like, get out of the
Speaker 3: Quantus Club right now. But it was a lot. It
Speaker 3: was a lot.
Speaker 4: Should do that thing where it's like there's no seat,
Speaker 4: I'll stand, I stand in the I'll hang on to
Speaker 4: the tail, I'll do the drinks card, I'll bring the
Speaker 4: cart out. Bit of work. I just want to get
Speaker 4: on the seven thirty.
Speaker 3: It was. It was just embarrassing. Just get on the
Speaker 3: slip every every kilometer of that journey.
Speaker 4: Have you ever done that thing where you wake up
Speaker 4: on the plane you're like, I car, did I miss
Speaker 4: the drinks card? And you look around and you're like,
Speaker 4: no one noticed it. I just jumped out of my.
Speaker 3: Seat, scrape the drool off your right sholder.
Speaker 5: I've been on a flight before and it gets words.
Speaker 5: I've been on a flight before where I was absolutely chaot.
Speaker 5: I was out into it and the flight attendant had
Speaker 5: to wake me and say I was the only one
Speaker 5: left on the plane. The problem is it was like
Speaker 5: the jets Star plane and I was like Row one,
Speaker 5: So I meant everyone would have walked past me.
Speaker 3: Oh that's shame.
Speaker 5: The full drool coming down and Jetstar. You need to leave, sir,
Speaker 5: We want to go home. Hey, it's just gone seventeen
Speaker 5: past seven. It is a very special day for one
Speaker 5: of us on the team today and we're going to
Speaker 5: celebrate it and tell you why next on over. Good morning.
Speaker 4: It is just gone twenty two past seven. Where minus
Speaker 4: Lauren this morning?
Speaker 5: Poor thing went a little bit hard on the weekend
Speaker 5: at the Formula one. In fact, Clint's got audio what
Speaker 5: Lauren actually sounds like she's going to kill us for
Speaker 5: playing it, but we will.
Speaker 4: She won't kill me, she'd kill you. Well, we're going
Speaker 4: to play it coming up the next few minutes. If
Speaker 4: you think I just.
Speaker 5: Couldn't lost a voice, couldn't be that bad, No, wait,
Speaker 5: till you hear the voice memo she sent us.
Speaker 4: Before we get to that, though, we have a very
Speaker 4: special day for our Irish producer.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Good morning, Jez. Happy Saint Patrick's Day, Patrick's Day.
Speaker 4: Patrick's question. Yes, do they do Ossie Day over in Ireland? Eh? No?
Speaker 2: No, okay not really.
Speaker 3: So whereabouts in Ireland are you from?
Speaker 2: I'm from Dublin. I'm from the capital city, southside Dublin.
Speaker 2: Thank you very much, I say, And what is Saint
Speaker 2: Patrick's Day like in the homeland. It's a bit hectic,
Speaker 2: is it. It's a little bit hectic, And if you
Speaker 2: want to go to Bridie orallis no no, if you
Speaker 2: want to get amongst it, you can. But also like
Speaker 2: there's a lot going on, so a lot of Irish
Speaker 2: people just tend to do nothing. When you're younger, you
Speaker 2: go to the big Saint Patrick's Day parades that happened
Speaker 2: and all the main towns and stuff. But often it's
Speaker 2: just a day of getting on it.
Speaker 3: Is it a public holiday?
Speaker 2: I'm actually not too sure. I think it used to be,
Speaker 2: But then I also think this is the thing I
Speaker 2: don't For a lot of people, it doesn't matter if.
Speaker 3: It's a public holiday, take it off anywhere.
Speaker 2: Because I remember I have I have worked on putties
Speaker 2: day before and I also have not worked.
Speaker 3: So do you consider having the day off today?
Speaker 2: Well, you know what, I didn't really consider it. But
Speaker 2: our executive producer, Brody, he said to me last week.
Speaker 2: But today he said, please if you want to take
Speaker 2: Monday off, Yeah, please do. I said, that's very kind
Speaker 2: of Brody. I'm fine.
Speaker 4: I'm fine.
Speaker 5: We're going to go. We're going to go to a song.
Speaker 5: We're going to come back and celebrate some Patt's day.
Speaker 5: He's got an Irish game. He's going to play with it.
Speaker 3: What have you got? What have you got programmed into
Speaker 3: the little computer there?
Speaker 5: I said, I said, tell us what would be the
Speaker 5: number one Irish song? That would be absolutely going, cause
Speaker 5: you're just like, screams Ireland.
Speaker 4: What are we going?
Speaker 2: We are going with one of the national anthems of Ireland.
Speaker 3: Tell from Bewitched. It's Sailor Vie.
Speaker 2: Let's go here we go, Let's go on, tell three.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. Doing the jig is quite exhausting.
Speaker 2: Still, isn't it.
Speaker 4: You are on the air, so.
Speaker 3: All you silly with the Larish people dance to that
Speaker 3: in Dublin. Does that go off in the pubs? It does.
Speaker 2: Bewitch is an absolute, an absolute institution at home. I know,
Speaker 2: see I gave it. I gave it a crack, you did.
Speaker 2: I gave it the Irish dancing crack. But I genuinely,
Speaker 2: genuinely can't do it. Though some people can do it
Speaker 2: very well.
Speaker 5: I thought you were very good him than you put
Speaker 5: the video on our socials when minus Lauren today it's
Speaker 5: Jason Lauren. She is at home in bedsick. Will we'll
Speaker 5: tell you why. We've got some very incriminating audio to
Speaker 5: play for you. Just after seven thirty years, Clint is
Speaker 5: here and yes we are celebrating some Patty's Day with
Speaker 5: our Irish producer Jazz.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 4: Hello, did you see the d's got involved?
Speaker 3: They did? Yes, I'll say yesterday Jim's game. But also
Speaker 3: to celebrate the occasion, the players they played a game
Speaker 3: of pronounced the Irish name shop. What the hell? So
Speaker 3: that's not a word? Face? So also shopha.
Speaker 4: Or what is it? It can be?
Speaker 2: It can be either or either it's spelled s O
Speaker 2: S A O I R E. And it's just an
Speaker 2: iris say it's just name yeah, that one of the
Speaker 2: Melbourne players said, sauce.
Speaker 4: To check the concussion on him.
Speaker 3: So it's a funny little like dialect, isn't it.
Speaker 4: They still celebrated begin school.
Speaker 5: So my kids today, there's Someboddy's Day today and I'm
Speaker 5: liked because I remember when we were kids.
Speaker 3: You know, do you speak Gaelic?
Speaker 2: I can do, like we learned it in school from
Speaker 2: the age of four. But people don't like learning it.
Speaker 2: It's right, it's not taught very well, so people don't
Speaker 2: like it. I like it, but I just can't speak
Speaker 2: it fluently. I can speak a little bits at the
Speaker 2: native tongue, yes, Irish, the Irish language, Yeah, but all
Speaker 2: the signs in Ireland, you know, English and Gaelic everywhere.
Speaker 4: All right, what do you go for us?
Speaker 2: All right, We're going to go through a couple of
Speaker 2: not necessarily like translations, but more so a few Irish isms. Okay,
Speaker 2: there's going to be phrases in English and see their
Speaker 2: slang words or phrases that we use regularly, and we'll
Speaker 2: see if you guys can pick up on them.
Speaker 3: Okay, what do you say?
Speaker 4: I'm not really sure reading.
Speaker 2: Should go well. And also before we get into it.
Speaker 2: You can take this information with you for the rest
Speaker 2: of the day. It's either Saint Patrick's Day or Patty's Day?
Speaker 4: Is it the pick an elephant?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Or the city? Yeah, BRIDI rise. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 2: Let's start with an easy one. The crack, the crack,
Speaker 2: good time, good time.
Speaker 4: So tonight we're given it a crack.
Speaker 3: We're having a crack or the crack.
Speaker 2: We're having the crack having the c or tonight tonight
Speaker 2: will be good crack or someone or someone's no fun
Speaker 2: if someone's not up for it or being a bit
Speaker 2: of a drain is no crack.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you can use it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, this will be deadly, This will be
Speaker 2: this will be deadly tonight.
Speaker 3: It will be deadly. It's gonna get big, Clint, go Clint,
Speaker 3: I share what Jay said. It's going to be a
Speaker 3: massive night whopper.
Speaker 2: Deadly is a positive adjective. Good, big, great.
Speaker 4: Going into a wedding, if we love the couple, there's
Speaker 4: going to be a bloody, deadly wedding.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, you got it. Deadly in the crack, deadly in
Speaker 2: the crack can go hand in hand.
Speaker 4: Would you believe so?
Speaker 2: If I was pointing at someone female, Oh, you're one.
Speaker 3: You're one. You one, You're one, you're one out of ten,
Speaker 3: or you're the one.
Speaker 2: No, not necessarily you're a one, but you're like over
Speaker 2: there out there, you want you won, You're one. It's
Speaker 2: just like that's her, that's her over there. Your one,
Speaker 2: as in the way you'd say.
Speaker 4: Like lose with me, my my wife.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're one, the one, your one.
Speaker 2: It's a little bit less specific, the same way you'd say, old.
Speaker 4: Mate, this, I'm just realized. This is the term you're
Speaker 4: not getting hate to learn Clinton, you're none.
Speaker 3: We digress. If you were to get the shift, the shift,
Speaker 3: get the shift, the shift Friday morning, can you tell me?
Speaker 4: Tell me a sitting.
Speaker 2: So so in Clinton, Sydney on the weekends, and he
Speaker 2: might he might go to a function and you know,
Speaker 2: the function is nice and lively and there's a friendly
Speaker 2: people there. We would be hoping for Clint to get
Speaker 2: the shift.
Speaker 4: Pick up an.
Speaker 2: That's why we'd be hoping. We'd be rooting for you
Speaker 2: the shift. More so, the shift is more so relating
Speaker 2: to a kiss, rather.
Speaker 3: Than he'll be happy with that, don't you anything.
Speaker 2: If I was to say, come here to me, come
Speaker 2: here to me, come here to me, let's come.
Speaker 4: Come over to my place.
Speaker 3: Necessarily, let's have a hug.
Speaker 4: Com here?
Speaker 3: Is it so you'd.
Speaker 2: Say, people say, come here to me, com here to
Speaker 2: me before you want to have a serious conversation. You
Speaker 2: don't want any bullshit and you need the truth.
Speaker 4: Clint, come here to me.
Speaker 3: Commere to.
Speaker 4: That's a serious it's Clint, come here to me.
Speaker 3: Did you get the shift? Okay? No, no, we'll do
Speaker 3: two more. Okay, we'll do one.
Speaker 4: If I say one, no, no, we're just doing one.
Speaker 3: Not your one.
Speaker 2: He's all for it.
Speaker 3: No shot.
Speaker 4: Oh he's like like he's all talk. Yeah, he's all talking,
Speaker 4: no action exactly.
Speaker 2: Yes, And if I crack if I was to call
Speaker 2: you a gear bags seven thirty.
Speaker 3: Is that affectionate? No?
Speaker 2: Oh no, wouldn't be too affectionate.
Speaker 3: I thought you wanted to take me appreciate the geebag,
Speaker 3: the bake, the gebag, drag bag.
Speaker 2: This guy is a ge bake.
Speaker 4: What's it? Just like like a bit of a bit
Speaker 4: of a nob.
Speaker 3: Yes.
Speaker 2: Ghee is a confused flying term for a lady poets.
Speaker 2: So if you're a bag, yeah you can say it.
Speaker 3: That's fine. He's a g bike.
Speaker 4: That's crazy.
Speaker 5: Morning gear bag. We are sands Lauren this morning. We
Speaker 5: are not running at a hundred percent.
Speaker 4: Poor Laurie.
Speaker 5: Mum went hard at the Formula one over the weekend.
Speaker 5: She sent Clinton and I an audio message yesterday saying
Speaker 5: she lost a voice and I thought.
Speaker 4: It couldn't be that bad. Cool a list fish.
Speaker 1: This is what my voice currently sounds like.
Speaker 7: I literally sound like a ten packa day smoker.
Speaker 11: So it's true, committed Blue.
Speaker 4: I'll tell you, I'll play. Okay, I'll play. I'm going
Speaker 4: to close my eyes and see if you can pick
Speaker 4: the difference between Patty and Selma from the Simpsons. And
Speaker 4: when I okay, hit my laundry, I'll take a listen.
Speaker 11: So it's true your hair committed Blue.
Speaker 7: Aside, I literally sound like a ten packa day.
Speaker 4: Smoker, pretty much the same person.
Speaker 3: It's it's it's extraordinary. Have you got anyone else there?
Speaker 4: She sort of sounds like magic Bishop, Mage Bishop.
Speaker 1: So what was the mysterious something you had to go
Speaker 1: home for? This is what my voice currently sounds like.
Speaker 3: Harold, Harold, Harold, Oh was he get better soon?
Speaker 9: Dar?
Speaker 3: Poor thing?
Speaker 5: She has to get she has to get better soon
Speaker 5: because we have a family trip coming up and Melbourne.
Speaker 4: You're invited.
Speaker 7: Something big is coming up on the AFL calendar.
Speaker 2: Thousands affairs are flocking into the stadium.
Speaker 3: As ills gather out of digest weekend.
Speaker 15: IF and Jason Lauren are planning a little family vaca
Speaker 15: for it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to sit next to Jason on the plane.
Speaker 1: He was annoying and he can't sit still with bit
Speaker 1: and Melbourne. You're invite.
Speaker 2: Be listening to Jason Lauren this Friday from eight am
Speaker 2: for all the details over one hundred that's right.
Speaker 4: You can be coming with us on a bit of
Speaker 4: a family holiday.
Speaker 3: Unbelievable. I'm not sitting next to you either.
Speaker 4: For Friday morning. We will give you all the details
Speaker 4: to join us for gather around. Melbourne.
Speaker 3: Looks a bit grumpy this morning, but it was a
Speaker 3: big weekend and a few sore heads, I dare say,
Speaker 3: floating around Melbourne after what was a spectacular Formula one
Speaker 3: Grand Prix.
Speaker 4: I don't think anyone was ready for the rain yesterday.
Speaker 3: No especially, and there was along with rain right there
Speaker 3: was what twenty odd meals and that just made Albert
Speaker 3: Park wet and wild and Jace the drama that ensued
Speaker 3: on the formation lap was something quite extraordinary.
Speaker 4: So I'm new into Formula one. I know Lauren's all
Speaker 4: across it. She got me watching Drive to Survive.
Speaker 3: Do you like it?
Speaker 5: By the way, Yeah, I got into it. I knew
Speaker 5: the race started at three.
Speaker 3: And then it's fifty two laps, I think fifty one.
Speaker 5: I saw the cars take off yep, and I, oh,
Speaker 5: they're not really zigzagging, and then I realized it's the
Speaker 5: formation lap I'm watching.
Speaker 3: Which is primarily a lap whereby you can warm up
Speaker 3: your tires. It's just it's a guide. It's just a
Speaker 3: no one's overtaken. Well, you're not allowed to.
Speaker 4: There's a car.
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a safety carp and then you go and
Speaker 3: you grid up afterwards and then we're off. The issue.
Speaker 3: For a young bloke by the name of Isaac Hagar,
Speaker 3: who is on debut in Formula one, you can imagine
Speaker 3: the butterflies in the stomach. First race, first ever race,
Speaker 3: it's at Albert Park, it's the season opening race. There's rain,
Speaker 3: he's French, he's only twenty two years of age, and
Speaker 3: disaster strikes on the formation lap where all you're doing
Speaker 3: is warming up those tires. He had a praying, didn't he.
Speaker 12: So he backs off, so then on the floor it
Speaker 12: to put some heat into his tires, and.
Speaker 3: This is not a day to be doing that and
Speaker 3: to get unlucky necks. So that Anti locked on him
Speaker 3: and just lit their air up, didn't it.
Speaker 12: Isaac hadja else before we even get going.
Speaker 3: A bit unlucky. It's the formation lab. Drive better, Isaac.
Speaker 4: And then the whole race was put off for fifteen minutes.
Speaker 3: It was yeah, there was a delay, and poor old
Speaker 3: Isaac had to do like this walk of shame where
Speaker 3: he had his little head in his hands and I
Speaker 3: think he was in tears. And then they usually put
Speaker 3: them on this little motorbike of shame, and they.
Speaker 4: Like at the airport, why do we need that loud beat?
Speaker 4: See it coming.
Speaker 3: Producer Jazz, Now you're an F one Fisheronado? Did they
Speaker 3: put it? Did they put Isaac on the motorbike of shame?
Speaker 2: I actually don't think they did.
Speaker 4: Great glad we went to your thanks Mine where.
Speaker 2: He crashed was so close to the start line that
Speaker 2: they didn't even need the motorbike of shame.
Speaker 3: Oh Isaac. But then he had to walk through the
Speaker 3: paddy club and pitt Lane passed everyone. Oh, oh, shocking.
Speaker 3: Didn't get much better for Jack Dowan, who was also
Speaker 3: on debut. For you know, dad was watching from from
Speaker 3: the stands first lap he was out, and then of
Speaker 3: course it got worse for Oscar Piastre. He was in
Speaker 3: a podium position and spun out.
Speaker 4: So by the end of the race, I think six
Speaker 4: cars were out. Six cars thirteen twenty four ten. What's
Speaker 4: happened to your car? What's happen?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 4: Gen Z backed into the wall downstairs this morning.
Speaker 3: Did you you did a Jason? She did?
Speaker 4: She did. She took off the whole side inspired by
Speaker 4: Jason gen Z. The whole side mirror gone.
Speaker 17: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Basically it was a good happy Monday for me.
Speaker 4: Oh no, whole side mirror.
Speaker 3: I went to pick up my then very small sister
Speaker 3: from primary school. I just got my peas.
Speaker 4: Ah, you were all older, brother.
Speaker 3: I went to pick her up. I did a three
Speaker 3: point turn, so I turned into the driveway to swing
Speaker 3: the car around, and I banged straight into a fence.
Speaker 3: A brick fenceed and I.
Speaker 4: Drove off and let your sister there. You know what
Speaker 4: she probably would have preferred it. Everyone had been like,
Speaker 4: is that your.
Speaker 3: Brother see I'm walking here.
Speaker 5: I used to get my dad to pick up around
Speaker 5: the corner because we're in the crap car.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, he just my old man drove it
Speaker 3: around in a car with number plates Tan man because
Speaker 3: he was a spray tan specialist.
Speaker 4: And nef you. At one day at school, I was
Speaker 4: sitting next to like my school crushed on the hill,
Speaker 4: Belinda Fraser.
Speaker 3: Belinda shout out.
Speaker 5: Dad rolls in. He's drive this little Suzuki hatchback, which
Speaker 5: was embarrassing enough.
Speaker 4: I walked down. I get in the car and I
Speaker 4: cocked out. Wait for it.
Speaker 3: Wait, you didn't push. He didn't make you push. He
Speaker 3: made you push in front of Belinda Fraser.
Speaker 4: Dad goes because the car bat was on a hill,
Speaker 4: and I'm just like, you know, you see your dad.
Speaker 5: I'm like, I don't know if there's a god, but
Speaker 5: there is. If there's a god, now's the time I
Speaker 5: really need him. Please start Dad's car. And Dad got out,
Speaker 5: He got out.
Speaker 4: The door out, he pulls the little Suzuki and then
Speaker 4: starts pushing it down the hill and jumps into start
Speaker 4: in front of all the school kids.
Speaker 3: No, Dad, No, I could have just oh thirteen twenty fourteen,
Speaker 3: What happened to the car? Melbourne?
Speaker 5: I could have, honestly, if I could have just folded
Speaker 5: myself up and hit in the glove box, I never
Speaker 5: would have come out thirteen twenty four to ten, What
Speaker 5: happened to your car? In return, I got one hundred
Speaker 5: and fifty old Johanna vouchers to go one hundred and
Speaker 5: fifty bucks to drop it old Jana Chicken.
Speaker 4: Now we're talking.
Speaker 3: I'm sure Belinda would have been thinking that's not my
Speaker 3: guy before the.
Speaker 5: Mum rolled into it in a toarago and thirteen tago
Speaker 5: in twenty four ten.
Speaker 4: Is our number? What happening to your car? Mum went
Speaker 4: too hard at the Formula one over the weekend, so.
Speaker 3: She is I'm resting the boys, boy it me listen
Speaker 3: to this.
Speaker 1: This is what my voice currently sounds like.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so she is resting.
Speaker 3: Well, we are asking on thirteen twenty four to ten,
Speaker 3: what happened to the car? This comes in the wake
Speaker 3: of an unfortunate situation on the formation lap yesterday Jase
Speaker 3: involving an F one racer on debut.
Speaker 5: Yeah, first day on the track and they weren't even
Speaker 5: racing again and he crashed the car I've got a
Speaker 5: grim one for you. Yeah, when a baby gets sick
Speaker 5: and vomits in the car seat, that's not good. You
Speaker 5: take a car seat out of a car, it is
Speaker 5: amazing what you will find.
Speaker 4: Under the car, under the coins, quite the toys, any
Speaker 4: food that's dried up.
Speaker 3: I think because kids are kids are while kids are
Speaker 3: like that, stuff goes everywhere.
Speaker 4: Hello, Mel, welcome to the show. How are you, good morning?
Speaker 16: Thank you?
Speaker 21: How are you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: What happened to the car? Mel?
Speaker 16: But my car a bit of a mister Green moment.
Speaker 16: I was actually having dinner at my brother's house and
Speaker 16: he was on a hill on a bend. I'd left
Speaker 16: the house and realized I'd left my phone there, so
Speaker 16: I did a quick turn around, passed in the same spot,
Speaker 16: ran inside, strat to my phone, came out five seconds later,
Speaker 16: yelled with my car been. So everyone's come running out
Speaker 16: of the house and we were all like, oh my god,
Speaker 16: what's going on. And then his neighbor pipes up and
Speaker 16: he's like, we did just say you've.
Speaker 20: Lost your car.
Speaker 16: We're like, oh my god, yes, and he said, oh,
Speaker 16: I just saw a car fly down the heels backwards
Speaker 16: in the dark, no lights on. So we were gone
Speaker 16: running down the hill. Somehow it's gone down the hill
Speaker 16: around a bend, followed the rose, went straight up backwards
Speaker 16: on through a driveway on the nature streep.
Speaker 19: Missed two cars and didn't hit me.
Speaker 16: Then didn't hit the thing smacked back into a tree.
Speaker 4: Wow, we don't know.
Speaker 10: We were asking.
Speaker 6: Footage.
Speaker 16: Yeah, we wanted to get footage because we would it
Speaker 16: on YouTube with the mister Bean.
Speaker 4: Same thing happened a Saphie monk back in the day.
Speaker 3: I've heard this story before.
Speaker 4: She parked on a hill. Yeah, what's this funny little
Speaker 4: handbrake thing? I don't know how to turn.
Speaker 3: But here's the thing, Jason, Now, Lauren and I have
Speaker 3: said this to you before and you roll your eyes.
Speaker 3: But modern cars, no, haven't European cars well you fancy
Speaker 3: European Yeah, they have like an automatic hand brake. You've
Speaker 3: never never put the park brake on in my car
Speaker 3: in my life, regardless of the hill that I park on.
Speaker 4: You just turn the car off and gets turn it
Speaker 4: off because it doesn't it doesn't it. Jessica and Ringwood,
Speaker 4: good morning, good morning. Have you used to your park break?
Speaker 10: I have, but I don't think my husband has o
Speaker 10: what happened? So he I had the nice fall Will
Speaker 10: drive and we had a six week old baby, and
Speaker 10: he wanted to go on a boy's treep up into
Speaker 10: the high country and I thought, yep, off you go
Speaker 10: have a wonderful time. And about twenty four hours later
Speaker 10: I got a phone call that my nie Ball drive
Speaker 10: was floating down on a river.
Speaker 3: How did it end up in the river?
Speaker 10: So they were doing a crossing that they made it
Speaker 10: across earlier that morning. At the time, the snow had
Speaker 10: melted and it had risen ever so slightly, and then
Speaker 10: it took him and my car along with it, and
Speaker 10: then he had to be rescued.
Speaker 16: From the roots.
Speaker 10: Everyone okay, everyone was fine. It was an ordeal. But
Speaker 10: I was without a car for about eight weeks because
Speaker 10: they couldn't even get its toe trucking to get it
Speaker 10: for a long time, and then it was written off anyway,
Speaker 10: So yeah, exactly, yes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean when you're behind the wheel, you should
Speaker 3: be paying attention at all times, jace all times. But
Speaker 3: sometimes every now and then, in you run out of petrol,
Speaker 3: you know, do something silly. You don't put the park
Speaker 3: break on, does your car ding when your fuel was low.
Speaker 3: I wish it did. I wouldn't run out of fuel.
Speaker 5: It's it's coming up to eight a clar We got
Speaker 5: five thousand bucks up for grabs.
Speaker 4: Are We're going to do the five K question next
Speaker 4: and then Bluebaggers. We're a brand new member of the team.
Speaker 4: We want to introduce you to and I think you
Speaker 4: might know him. Good morning, Melbourne. Every day at eight o'clock,
Speaker 4: we'll give you a chance to win five k. We
Speaker 4: are minus Lauren. This morning Mum went a little bit
Speaker 4: hard at the home of the one. It's more like this, heah.
Speaker 3: Give us.
Speaker 1: This is what my voice currently sounds like.
Speaker 3: Al Right, Pete Lauren, she'll be right. She'll be okay tomorrow. Yes,
Speaker 3: she's just putting the feed up today.
Speaker 4: She'll be back.
Speaker 3: Hot water bottle and a hoodie. That should be fine. Yep.
Speaker 5: She'd be extremely low maintenance for Paul too. She wouldn't
Speaker 5: be asking for anything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so sorry, Paul.
Speaker 4: We pray for Paul. Hey, Amanda, join us on the
Speaker 4: line from Keseborrow. Good morning, Amanda, good morning.
Speaker 17: How are you?
Speaker 4: We are good?
Speaker 3: What? She loves to paint? What do you paint, Amanda?
Speaker 1: I like painting abstract.
Speaker 4: Have given one one of those notes, Yeah, definitely, of
Speaker 4: course where they get the nude model in and you sit.
Speaker 21: There and yeah, I have done that.
Speaker 4: Yeah it would you do small talk with the model?
Speaker 1: No, I just don't. Don't try to make eye contact.
Speaker 3: That's pretty much, Amanda. Would you like to paint? Jason?
Speaker 18: You know what?
Speaker 16: Maybe after a good of wine, we're.
Speaker 4: Going to know more paint? All right, Okay, you want
Speaker 4: to roll the dicks and you want to go for
Speaker 4: five k, five thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: So Amanda, it's pretty simple. You got to answer Chris
Speaker 3: question correctly, but in three seconds. If you don't know,
Speaker 3: guess that's that's the aim of the game.
Speaker 5: All right, Okay, we're going to hear the answer within
Speaker 5: that three seconds. Look, I thought this one was hard,
Speaker 5: but everyone on the team knew it.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I mean no, I can't say it because I'll give away.
Speaker 21: You can say that's fine.
Speaker 3: You've got an eye for art? Do you have an
Speaker 3: eye for sport? Here we go?
Speaker 22: Oh god, now.
Speaker 3: What mountain range forms the natural border between France and.
Speaker 1: SPA three two? Oh it's not the abolition?
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know.
Speaker 3: It was a Pyrenees.
Speaker 7: I would never gets that.
Speaker 3: The Tour de France, of course, Oh dang of the
Speaker 3: cycle there. Their legs are a sting after climbing those
Speaker 3: Men's like the most watched sporting event in the worst straordinary.
Speaker 3: Really yeah, people staff all night long to watch it.
Speaker 4: But it's just funny little people on funny little bites,
Speaker 4: those funny little shoes.
Speaker 3: They're called athletes. Jay gotcha.
Speaker 5: Hey, Aman, you're not going to go away empty handed.
Speaker 5: I'm going to chuck you some passes to Jurassic Creatures,
Speaker 5: which is on at the moment.
Speaker 4: Oka amazing, Thank you so much, No worries.
Speaker 3: She's got kids, three kids, queens.
Speaker 4: No love it. The dinosaurs are coming.
Speaker 5: Prepare to be amazed as a lifelike dinosaurs stop raw
Speaker 5: and move right before your eyes. Jurassic Unearthed from March
Speaker 5: twenty eight to April twenty seven at Corfield Racecourse.
Speaker 3: And Amanda Jace will see you nudes soon.
Speaker 4: You are on the air with Jason and Lauren were
Speaker 4: Minus the Loss this morning. It's just Clint and I.
Speaker 4: Lauren is at home resting up, aren't you Dale?
Speaker 1: This is what my voice currently sounds like.
Speaker 4: You're you're good, saving the voice might know.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't. You fumbled.
Speaker 4: I was devastated.
Speaker 3: I saw an opportunity straight away.
Speaker 4: Hey, we're getting ourselves.
Speaker 5: And they say never take a day up radio, no
Speaker 5: new team member, but they say never take a day
Speaker 5: off in radio because someone will jump in your chair.
Speaker 5: And that's exactly what's happenedly.
Speaker 2: Harry McKay and all the people say he's pretty fly.
Speaker 3: Harry murckay, You got there, we go, Harry McKay from
Speaker 3: the Mighty Blue.
Speaker 4: Welcome aboard. You are going to be on board for
Speaker 4: twenty twenty five with us here at Nover.
Speaker 22: I am and I've started nicely into lots of spots. Yea, yeah,
Speaker 22: so far, so good.
Speaker 3: It's real upgrade. You're good.
Speaker 4: You just yell at us and not listen to it.
Speaker 3: Harry McKay, three time leading goalk you're at the Blues
Speaker 3: two times, all Australian. You're a leader at the club
Speaker 3: and didn't go to plan a couple of nights ago
Speaker 3: they did it.
Speaker 22: Yeah, clinton wasn't a It wasn't the perfect way to
Speaker 22: start the season, but yeah, that's that's footy.
Speaker 4: And I feel like there's a few upsets in the
Speaker 4: opening round. The first two weeks you know.
Speaker 22: It can be a I've always found historically over my time,
Speaker 22: round one can be tricky, it can be an interesting round.
Speaker 22: But yeah, with our game obviously full credit to Richmond,
Speaker 22: they have a full energy and yeah, going.
Speaker 5: To be good this year because they're seventeen matey bloody
Speaker 5: stay up later than us.
Speaker 4: They've got more energy. That's why. Yeah, lose, it's half time,
Speaker 4: we're head with an up, let's go, we're going to bed.
Speaker 5: Does a loss or a win for Tigers like that
Speaker 5: help you mentally at the start of a.
Speaker 3: Season, Yeah, help you better, wouldn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, But I mean like, can you shake it off easily? Yeah,
Speaker 4: I think you went down.
Speaker 22: The big part is like it's only round one, so
Speaker 22: there's still twenty three rounds left. Doesn't mean that it's
Speaker 22: not flattening after a loss, but I think in the
Speaker 22: whole ground scheme of things, if you have some perspective
Speaker 22: around it's one week even though it's really disappointing. Like
Speaker 22: the beauty about footy is at seven days time you
Speaker 22: have a game and you can be you can win
Speaker 22: that and be feeling on top of the world. So
Speaker 22: it doesn't mean it's not a bit Yeah, sucky when
Speaker 22: when you lose.
Speaker 4: But so there's a bit of pressure on the Blues
Speaker 4: this year because everyone was like in the last season they.
Speaker 3: Should that that expectation should sit comfortably with them, because
Speaker 3: if you don't have expectations, well you're not in the
Speaker 3: hunt for the big one at the end of the year.
Speaker 4: And what's the story with the D's then well there
Speaker 4: so expecting big things?
Speaker 22: Who does everyone go?
Speaker 4: Can we just I'm a pis man.
Speaker 5: I used to go for Melbourne, but I realized the
Speaker 5: supporters were wanky for me.
Speaker 3: The Barons a Richmond supporter and I'm a I'm a
Speaker 3: long suffering Melbourne supporter.
Speaker 4: Harry, you'd be happy to know though Lauren turned the
Speaker 4: game or didn't even watch the second half because she
Speaker 4: thought they were done.
Speaker 3: Hey, do you watch a lot of footy like outside
Speaker 3: of you know, your own match?
Speaker 22: Obviously I was saying not. Its kind of depends on
Speaker 22: how we go as a team. So if we have
Speaker 22: a good win, then don't mind putting the foot on
Speaker 22: the background, and you know, when you're cooking dinner or
Speaker 22: chilling out, But if you have a bit of a
Speaker 22: bad last you kind of want to get away from
Speaker 22: foot you and not watch it for a bit. So,
Speaker 22: but other players watch it religiously. Some people don't watch
Speaker 22: it at all, but probably in the middle of somewhere.
Speaker 4: Are you're a gamer? The reason I ask you is
Speaker 4: I knew a couple of rugby league people, and if
Speaker 4: you'd play PlayStation rugby league, they would pick their team
Speaker 4: and only past themselves.
Speaker 22: All right, that's the case of foot e right. I'm
Speaker 22: not a game of Jason.
Speaker 3: So I know it's only early, but it's well, we're
Speaker 3: sort of one. I'm going to call it one and
Speaker 3: a half or maybe one and a quarter rounds in
Speaker 3: because of that silly opening round concept. Who's impressing you
Speaker 3: early doors? Who are the ones that you're going to
Speaker 3: have to beat on the way to a premiership?
Speaker 22: Yeah, it's a really good question. Obviously very early still,
Speaker 22: but I think after the weekend the teams are consistently
Speaker 22: compete like Geelong obviously Collingwood had a good win. I
Speaker 22: think Giants will be up there. Yeah, Brisbane again who
Speaker 22: won it last year. So yeah, it's going to be
Speaker 22: very even competition. And obviously on the weekend we found
Speaker 22: out that all eighteen teams when they compete and turn
Speaker 22: up are really hard to beat, so it's going to
Speaker 22: be tough, really consistent, Yeah, and anyone can win it.
Speaker 22: But yeah, I think those those those teams that are
Speaker 22: pretty consistent of a long period of time, like Geelong, Collingwood, Sydney,
Speaker 22: Brisbane Giants, they're always like at this time of the year,
Speaker 22: they're always kind of got that hand in their reckon.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Everyone, everyone seems to back the lines again for another week.
Speaker 3: Well, yeah, as they should.
Speaker 4: Hey, oh my god, you can you do you? I
Speaker 4: just want to fight. We're on a flight to gather
Speaker 4: around last year.
Speaker 3: Oh yes, I think I know where you're going with
Speaker 3: this one. I wasn't on the flight.
Speaker 4: It's all good.
Speaker 3: Was on the fly.
Speaker 5: Cuder was on the he was running a competent. We
Speaker 5: didn't realize, but we got booked on the Blues.
Speaker 22: Yeah right right, Well, I think two years ago we
Speaker 22: were on that flight, all the players that was like
Speaker 22: all the Carlton supporters. Coutera was on there as well.
Speaker 5: Couda was up there running so because there he was
Speaker 5: running a big quiz, they didn't do the drinks cart.
Speaker 5: And then I fell asleep and when I woke up,
Speaker 5: I'm sure she's lovely, but it was just it was
Speaker 5: a weird sight you call it, this lady dressed head
Speaker 5: to toe in the lycra with the crazy wig on
Speaker 5: your mask.
Speaker 3: She's like a blues mask.
Speaker 22: Yeah, Navy Nina.
Speaker 3: She was tumbling down the iron she made.
Speaker 4: I woke up and I was like, Wow, Hello.
Speaker 3: What film am I watching?
Speaker 22: That's the name?
Speaker 4: And she travels everywhere in the costume. I'm much.
Speaker 3: I can't.
Speaker 22: I'm not sure all the time, but yeah, right for
Speaker 22: club events?
Speaker 3: Did she do parties as well?
Speaker 22: To find out, I can find out.
Speaker 5: No, No, Hey, Harry McKay's on with us this morning
Speaker 5: from the Mardy Blues.
Speaker 4: We're going to take a break when we come back.
Speaker 3: Though.
Speaker 5: You know Harry was dipping his toe in the Formula
Speaker 5: one world was he? He became part of the Ferrari squad?
Speaker 4: I believe?
Speaker 3: And also I also want to ask you about your mum.
Speaker 3: Oh that sounded weird, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Fly Harry McKay and all the people say he's pretty
Speaker 2: fly Harry.
Speaker 4: Harry McKay part of the team for twenty twenty five
Speaker 4: from the Mighty Blues. You know he'll be happy about that.
Speaker 4: He's that Lee and Keith from goggle Box.
Speaker 3: Oh, they're big fans.
Speaker 4: Have you ever seen goggle Box?
Speaker 22: Not for a while.
Speaker 4: So the couple on the leather couch, bald head, always
Speaker 4: yelling each other.
Speaker 5: Huge blue baggers, huge blue bag Harry?
Speaker 3: How big are you? Sorry? How tall are you? How
Speaker 3: are you?
Speaker 4: Clint?
Speaker 22: Correcting Clint, I am six foot eight. I'd say so
Speaker 22: two hundred and five centimeters.
Speaker 4: So when you were five at gun by Ward you
Speaker 4: got on every right.
Speaker 22: I was a late grower. Yeah, I struggled early. But
Speaker 22: now it's actually the opposite. So a couple of years
Speaker 22: ago shrinking, we went to I hope not to Gold Coaster,
Speaker 22: the theme parks right, and usually the heart restrictions more
Speaker 22: applyed to people that are short.
Speaker 3: Oh no, actually you were too tall.
Speaker 22: It's been too tall. Yeah you're kidding, so over under
Speaker 22: hundred centimeters. Basically you can't go on the.
Speaker 4: Right Well, they don't want you to caapitating on the
Speaker 4: Superman roller us to do that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's probably fair.
Speaker 22: But when I rocked up and couldn't go on the
Speaker 22: righte wow, Yeah.
Speaker 4: You've got a question regarding his mum.
Speaker 3: Yeah, your mum is a bit of a media superstar.
Speaker 3: Isn't she a superstar? I think she's from what's mum's name, Tracy,
Speaker 3: Tracy Morning Trace. Does she listen to you on the radio?
Speaker 3: Did you tell what you were going to be on
Speaker 3: she might be listening. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Plus, you got a brother plays for the Bombers.
Speaker 22: Yeah, brother plays for the Bombers. Older sister, younger brother.
Speaker 3: So your mom did you? Mum? As I say, media superstar,
Speaker 3: she had her own podcast last year. How did that
Speaker 3: sit with you?
Speaker 22: Her own Yeah, it's in the family. I guess it
Speaker 22: was well when mum was talking about it, so she
Speaker 22: wanted to do she had an idea around interviewing other players,
Speaker 22: mums and family members. It was a cool idea and
Speaker 22: we were very supportive. Didn't necessarily think it would take
Speaker 22: off the ground, so I was kind of go for it.
Speaker 22: Mum like, great idea, but didn't actually think necessarily it
Speaker 22: was going to go fusion.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was really good. I'm pretty sure. So then
Speaker 3: then a lot of the media caught hold of what
Speaker 3: she was saying.
Speaker 22: Do that Okay, what did she say?
Speaker 3: Oh? No, it was just great story. She's a great storyteller.
Speaker 4: I got I got audio here.
Speaker 13: Hi, I'm Jackie d'aconey and I'm Tracy McKay and we
Speaker 13: are moms with Mike's and I'm the mother of Tom
Speaker 13: Sam daconying Geelong and Carlton.
Speaker 23: And I'm the mother of Ben and Harry McKay from
Speaker 23: Essendon and Carlton. And we love our kids, we love
Speaker 23: our footy, but we also know what it takes to
Speaker 23: be a player today.
Speaker 4: Moms with my market.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you'd see what I got such pick up. That's funny.
Speaker 22: I did you reveal anything that you're like, mum, come on,
Speaker 22: I don't think so. I think that was Yeah, we
Speaker 22: said the first episode the pilot, I gave a look,
Speaker 22: I reckon. We trim these down a little seven minutes,
Speaker 22: but they're going. I think they're doing well.
Speaker 3: Hey, just quickly f one at the weekend, how was it?
Speaker 3: Who do you hang out with?
Speaker 22: Charles the clerk hang out with So through Puma who
Speaker 22: obviously so they sponsored the club itself and also Charles
Speaker 22: so got a cool opportunity.
Speaker 3: To go to the g and you get in the pits.
Speaker 4: No, no, I want to do to change the tire thing?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, he'd be slow. Can you'd be good at that? Absolutely?
Speaker 4: Not they'd be like, go ye doing the van here soon. Guys.
Speaker 3: Jeez is a handsome bloke o Charlote Claire, isn't he Yeah? No,
Speaker 3: absolutely he was. But and he was a lovely person.
Speaker 22: So he was very annoying. Yeah, he's very engaged. He
Speaker 22: was very asked, lots of questions about football, had time
Speaker 22: for everyone. I'm sure those global superstars would have do
Speaker 22: a lot of media stuff.
Speaker 3: So he had a kick on the g actually.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, so it was good fun, really knew
Speaker 4: with the compliments, laying the groundwork for tickets for.
Speaker 22: Next Yeah, someone to show a legend, very lovely.
Speaker 4: Well mate, look welcome aboard. You are going to be
Speaker 4: part of the Shape of twenty twenty five. It's good
Speaker 4: to have you on board.
Speaker 3: Have you got this week the Hawks night? Yeah?
Speaker 22: Great chance to Yeah fine, So look we've.
Speaker 4: Got the Wizard in later in the week. Is anything
Speaker 4: you want us to pass on to him?
Speaker 22: No, I haven't. I haven't met him yet. So he's
Speaker 22: a nice guy, but yeah.
Speaker 4: Jury is still out.
Speaker 5: Harry McKay from The Mighty Blues us this morning. Work
Speaker 5: with the name you got Jason Lauren clint here as well,
Speaker 5: although we are minus Laurie.
Speaker 4: This morning. She's at home resting, aren't you Dale?
Speaker 1: This is what my voice currently sounds like.
Speaker 7: I literally sound like a ten packa day smoker.
Speaker 3: That's been pretty good.
Speaker 4: Reminds me of someone.
Speaker 11: So it's true your hair commedded blew aside.
Speaker 3: She could also get a roll on neighbors.
Speaker 1: So what was the mysterious something.
Speaker 3: You had to go home for good on your matche Hey, Jason,
Speaker 3: I want to talk relationships and I want your advice
Speaker 3: on this story. Give up my cross, Okay, I'd give
Speaker 3: up if I could need to find some one first. No,
Speaker 3: it's not about me. A woman is moving in with
Speaker 3: a guy she met three weeks ago. But there's more
Speaker 3: to this story. They met on the dating app app
Speaker 3: happen within weeks of that first date. They're already talking
Speaker 3: about marriage and having babies together, and at the end
Speaker 3: of at the end of one of the nights, she said,
Speaker 3: they lay together for almost two hours, just staring into
Speaker 3: each other's eyes, not talking, not talking, just staring into
Speaker 3: each other's eyes. Three weeks they're talking about marriage and
Speaker 3: having babies.
Speaker 4: You ever kissed anyone who kisses with their with their eyes.
Speaker 3: Open, it's a bit serial killer, isn't it? It is?
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, and you open your eyes and.
Speaker 3: You're hello, why are you opening your eyes? But towards
Speaker 3: the end, so are you the cereal?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 5: No, no, like like I'm talking, you know, early twenties.
Speaker 4: I remember, you know when.
Speaker 3: You ask kids and.
Speaker 5: I remember opening my eyes. I mean like you could
Speaker 5: tell her eyes had been open the whole time.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's not on, that is not on, not on.
Speaker 4: I know you think this is not on, Like you
Speaker 4: think they're going from zero to one Haundred real fast?
Speaker 5: Does it say how old she is in the article?
Speaker 5: The reason I say that is because I just feel
Speaker 5: like sometimes people who have had numerous relationships know what
Speaker 5: they don't want, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: So when they if you're on the dating app, happen,
Speaker 3: h app n I dare say you're in your twenties.
Speaker 4: We've been in their thirties and forties. Still, isn't dating
Speaker 4: apps sounds very young? Anyone using those full on websites anymore?
Speaker 3: And what's not an app?
Speaker 4: Find my love dot com?
Speaker 3: Adult match. Look, it's a bit quick, isn't it?
Speaker 4: Three weeks?
Speaker 3: God? How long were you? Sort of how long were
Speaker 3: you what's the word trying to woo Loo for? Before
Speaker 3: you decided to.
Speaker 4: I was in a relationship when I met Luke. Oh,
Speaker 4: there was no crossover as it was a Saturday night
Speaker 4: after the races.
Speaker 5: And everyone's in good form, and lu and I rode
Speaker 5: a bar and we told each other we liked each other,
Speaker 5: but I didn't do anything. So I was in a
Speaker 5: relationship went home that morning. I went home that night
Speaker 5: and no, you just hang on.
Speaker 3: You you went home in the morning where we hang on?
Speaker 4: I went home hang on. I went home that night
Speaker 4: and the girls in the relationship with we weren't going
Speaker 4: like it was on the rocks. And I said, let's
Speaker 4: you know, like it's not working, let's let's call it
Speaker 4: and and she left at about ten and then you
Speaker 4: look came over at four. But when you know, you know?
Speaker 3: And then how then did it take you to move
Speaker 3: in together?
Speaker 4: Uh? That I dragged that out?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 4: Why in want to just go from one relationships in
Speaker 4: the next. But I do think like you.
Speaker 3: Didn't want to go from what mate? It was six
Speaker 3: hours later you were knocking on Loo's door. Can I
Speaker 3: come in?
Speaker 4: Okay? Come in? Come in thirteen twenty four, ten you idiot.
Speaker 4: Have you been in a relationship or know someone that
Speaker 4: goes from zero to one hundred real fast, real fast?
Speaker 4: Drop me I love you out straight away.
Speaker 3: Wasn't there a girl on masks the other day that
Speaker 3: dropped an iem? Did she? Yeah, she's sitting on the
Speaker 3: couch with old mate. She goes, I love you.
Speaker 5: When Lou and I were dating, you know when you're
Speaker 5: waiting for the first person, so I love you. Lou
Speaker 5: would go, I love you and then paused for a
Speaker 5: second and then go almost just to see if I'd
Speaker 5: jump in the gap.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, that's entrapment almost.
Speaker 5: Oh God, you've come from the strong thirteen twenty four
Speaker 5: ten to join us on the air.
Speaker 4: I got free stuff to go and return.
Speaker 5: How about some coging boucher just two hundred dollars to
Speaker 5: drop at cogan dot com helps you get what you want?
Speaker 4: Bless. Now that is clicking awesome. Do you do you
Speaker 4: know someone that goes from zero to one hundred real
Speaker 4: fast in a relationship?
Speaker 5: Give us a call here at Nova. We are Lauren
Speaker 5: Less this morning. Poor thing is at home resting up.
Speaker 1: This is what my voice currently sounds like.
Speaker 7: I literally sound like a ten packa day smoker.
Speaker 3: That's because she is a temper.
Speaker 5: No, mum went a little bit hard at the Formula
Speaker 5: one on the weekend, so.
Speaker 3: She's got her feed up. She'll be all right. Shall
Speaker 3: be back with us tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Hopefully at home resting.
Speaker 3: Right now, we're talking those that have gone from zero
Speaker 3: to one hundred. J So it all follows this story
Speaker 3: about a woman who's moving in with a guy she
Speaker 3: met three weeks ago. They've had a first date and
Speaker 3: they're already talking about marriage and bear bears.
Speaker 4: Question question do you fall fast?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I do too.
Speaker 3: Just doesn't happen very often, I know. Just you got
Speaker 3: away from the chance.
Speaker 4: It's go to fitzro Stace.
Speaker 1: Good morning, good morning.
Speaker 4: We're good. Is it you go from zero to one
Speaker 4: hundred real fast?
Speaker 7: No, my cousin, right, it happened.
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 10: She met guy?
Speaker 16: I think I was on an app too. But within
Speaker 16: a month they were engaged, within three they were married,
Speaker 16: and within the years she had a child.
Speaker 10: It's been twenty three, twenty four years and they're still
Speaker 10: married and have three kids.
Speaker 3: There you go, you know, you know, unbelievable. Yes, three
Speaker 3: months they were married.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we are friends of ours who their parents got together.
Speaker 4: I think after a month or got married.
Speaker 3: Oh that's two if you know, you know, I guess,
Speaker 3: did you know?
Speaker 23: Yeah?
Speaker 3: I know?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 3: Good? Hello was it you that fell hard? Yes, you're
Speaker 3: even embarrassed with Runna tell us about it.
Speaker 21: Well, I'm just trying to remember it was hair A, right,
Speaker 21: But I know I made the first move, and that's
Speaker 21: always a contentious topic. But we met at work. I
Speaker 21: was actually in a relationship at the time, but you
Speaker 21: always caught.
Speaker 4: My eye, right, what sort of industry utilities?
Speaker 21: So we weren't in a call center, so we've always
Speaker 21: seen each other. Yeah, we actually we.
Speaker 4: Don't people look hot with the headset on.
Speaker 21: He's got his head through us. He's all good. We actually, well,
Speaker 21: we finally got together. We moved in together within about
Speaker 21: one to two weeks. Actually we've known each other for
Speaker 21: a while, but he actually said I love you within
Speaker 21: a week after that, pregnant within three months after that.
Speaker 21: And we've been together seven years just in June and
Speaker 21: two kids in a house. But everything, and you.
Speaker 5: Know what, if you know, you know it's working out
Speaker 5: for you, good for you.
Speaker 4: Ignore Clint. He's laughing, but he's going to die, Al, don't.
Speaker 21: Worry about you won't know until you know Clinton.
Speaker 3: All right, So those three words I love you? I
Speaker 3: mean did that? How did that make you feel?
Speaker 21: Remember the I see when like mister Barton got told
Speaker 21: I love you and she's like thank you. It was
Speaker 21: a bit like that. I was like, we be in
Speaker 21: a week, mate, I don't know how to feel about this,
Speaker 21: but he's.
Speaker 15: Like, I just know.
Speaker 5: See, that's funny that you were thrown back because you've
Speaker 5: got a little of Craig Pray sound in your voice.
Speaker 4: I thought it got the way around.
Speaker 3: And I love how she signed THEOC for her relationship
Speaker 3: inspiration as well.
Speaker 4: Let's go to Dodcaster. Good morning, Kelly. Hi, we're good.
Speaker 4: Who goes from zero to one hundred real fast in
Speaker 4: a relationship?
Speaker 6: Myself? About twenty five years ago, I was in a
Speaker 6: relationship that was toxic and I was driving it. I
Speaker 6: was driving cabs as with the person that I knew
Speaker 6: my boss, and that night I didn't come home. One evening,
Speaker 6: I just had enough of my relationship and I didn't
Speaker 6: come home and he called the cops, set out a
Speaker 6: search party. And I've been with this person ever since.
Speaker 6: Now the new person.
Speaker 3: And the boss.
Speaker 4: You're still on the meter.
Speaker 6: Yeah, twenty five years later, we've got three kids together,
Speaker 6: and there's a twenty two year gap in age. I'm younger.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I'm fifty four. Here's seventy six and you
Speaker 3: still driver cab.
Speaker 4: No, no, seventy six. We won the band ones wouldn't,
Speaker 4: so it can work.
Speaker 3: Clinton, I'm not convinced.
Speaker 4: I don't think you're in a position to be having
Speaker 4: a gun.
Speaker 20: Thank you for.
Speaker 4: Many one's going to just come out to.
Speaker 3: Say more time in cabs.
Speaker 4: That is it. We are out of here. The show
Speaker 4: Queen dash Mums will be bad tomorrow and hopefully sounding
Speaker 4: a little bit better.
Speaker 1: This is what my voice currently sounds like.
Speaker 3: Honestly, I didn't checking on Paul. Oh pray I must
Speaker 3: be a welfare check.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he'd be, because I didn't get.
Speaker 3: A text from Lauren just before. Oh, and I said,
Speaker 3: is there anything at all anything I can get for you? Pack?
Speaker 4: When he blows, thanks and a new ladder.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she says, awkward, Thanks Clinton. P O B is
Speaker 3: here to be my servant.
Speaker 4: Melbourne. Pray for Paul. Hey, your magic gave me a take.
Speaker 4: It's not hard enough.
Speaker 3: I want a pepperment.
Speaker 4: Can you pass me there? And much just out of.
Speaker 3: Reach while we are praying for Lauren and Paul. Happy
Speaker 3: Sir Patrick's.
Speaker 4: Day, Happy sat Patty.
Speaker 3: And I don't think you need to be irish to celebrate.
Speaker 3: Not all Melbourne should celebrate this glorious day exactly.
Speaker 4: Go out and enjoy it too. The weather's not going to.
Speaker 3: Be that's like the Doublin esque.
Speaker 4: Hey, you have a great day, bron We will see tomorrow.
Speaker 15: Bye Gonna, Jason Laurens Lauren wake up feeling good on
Speaker 15: number one hundred.
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