WEBVTT - Trump Supporters Stick Together

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<v Speaker 1>High Scrollers is produced on Gadigal land.

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<v Speaker 2>We pay our respects to the traditional custodians of this

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<v Speaker 2>country and elders past and present.

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<v Speaker 1>Always was, always will be Aboriginal land. Welcome back to

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<v Speaker 1>Close Friends.

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<v Speaker 3>Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like nothing is ever going to compare to

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<v Speaker 1>last week's Close Friends.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, sorry about that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to spend some time.

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<v Speaker 3>Figuring out some more like activities, like interactive things for

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<v Speaker 3>us to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Good girl. Good girl.

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<v Speaker 1>But today's just a regular episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, everyone. Would appreciate that. Well, I am straight off

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<v Speaker 2>the bat of, uh, straight off the back of another

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<v Speaker 2>weekend on the road with Bring Back Glamour. The last

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<v Speaker 2>road trip that I need to really take around the country, um,

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<v Speaker 2>because the final show when you're listening to this is tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>Central Coast is tonight. So if there's still tickets left

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<v Speaker 2>and you want a last minute quick review, Quick, what

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<v Speaker 2>do you call it? Activity to do tonight. Come and

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<v Speaker 2>see the show. I don't know if there'll be any.

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<v Speaker 2>Hopefully they're all sold out. But if there's any left,

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<v Speaker 2>get them. Come tonight. But I just spent the weekend

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<v Speaker 2>in Newcastle. We did the Newcastle show finally. Oh my God.

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<v Speaker 2>Sold out so quickly.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I say as well before we jump in?

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<v Speaker 3>Um, I was at the Newcastle show and I want

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<v Speaker 3>to get to talking about it, but I want to

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<v Speaker 3>say to all the scrollers that were there, like I

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<v Speaker 3>was sitting in the back row and then by the

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<v Speaker 3>time the show finished, it was like 20 past nine.

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<v Speaker 3>It's a Thursday night, by the way, like a school night.

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<v Speaker 3>Then when we left, we were like one of the

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<v Speaker 3>first ones to leave and I could see a few

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<v Speaker 3>girls like wanting to stop me and say hello.

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<v Speaker 1>So I got a quick photo, but then I.

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<v Speaker 3>Just had to backdoor it because I just knew if

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<v Speaker 3>I stayed, I would have been standing there for an hour,

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<v Speaker 3>which I would have loved to have met everyone, but

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<v Speaker 3>I was ready for fucking bed. So I had to go.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm so sorry to anyone because there was like

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<v Speaker 3>people looking. But then I think also everyone was just like,

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<v Speaker 3>we're all leaving.

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<v Speaker 1>You know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>But I would have loved to have done a meet

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<v Speaker 3>and greet at your show, Matt. But I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>I've got to go because I've got to go to

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<v Speaker 3>work tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 2>I would love that because I don't do one. Someone better.

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<v Speaker 2>And the Newcastle was fabulous. The Newcastle audience was incredible. Like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>my God, such a fun time. And I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>everyone there enjoyed it. Unfortunately, I was scattered as fuck.

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<v Speaker 2>There were just so many things happening behind the scenes

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<v Speaker 2>that a lot of people didn't obviously know were happening.

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<v Speaker 3>I think you're too hard on yourself when you say

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<v Speaker 3>things like that because you did not come across like

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<v Speaker 3>that once.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank God. I'm very happy. But I could tell that

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<v Speaker 2>because I could tell the audience was fucking loving it. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But my brain was not in show mode. A lot

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<v Speaker 2>of problems were happening online. Um, cause of a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of things, just like little technical aspects and blah, blah, blah,

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<v Speaker 2>just in the lead up to that. And it all

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<v Speaker 2>kind of happened so quickly that I didn't have a

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<v Speaker 2>chance to kind of stand there backstage and go, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>take a breath. We're about to do this. It was like,

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<v Speaker 2>I was like putting my earrings on and walking on stage.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I was like, fucking hell shit, let's go. So, um, it,

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<v Speaker 2>I was a little bit all over the place, but

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<v Speaker 2>I could tell the audience couldn't really tell. And I

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<v Speaker 2>could tell the audience really enjoyed themselves. Um, I'm, I'm

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<v Speaker 2>happy with that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you one thing I did pick up on.

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<v Speaker 3>And I think in this episode maybe we can give

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<v Speaker 3>a little bit more context to like what Bring Back

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<v Speaker 3>Glamour was all about because like it's basically finished. If

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<v Speaker 3>you're going to see the show tonight, maybe don't listen

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<v Speaker 3>to this episode.

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<v Speaker 2>Spoilers. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>But one thing that I found is some of your jokes,

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<v Speaker 3>like it's a comedy show.

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<v Speaker 1>You're literally jokes left, right and center the whole time.

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<v Speaker 3>Some of them are like what people would consider to

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<v Speaker 3>be like slightly controversial or whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>I could feel the.

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<v Speaker 3>Audience like holding back their laughter because it might be

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<v Speaker 3>like in their brain to like, oh, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Shouldn't laugh at that. Do you know what I mean?

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<v Speaker 3>Like I felt the audience going like, like under their

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<v Speaker 3>breath kind of thing. Whereas I think like if you're

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<v Speaker 3>in a comedy show, just fucking laugh.

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<v Speaker 2>I know. And I do feel like that's with the

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<v Speaker 2>Newcastle show because I was so scattered. There were a

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<v Speaker 2>few things that I didn't, I was literally just about

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<v Speaker 2>to say this before you picked up on that, but

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<v Speaker 2>there were a few things that I just didn't hit

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<v Speaker 2>home hard enough. Because like my brain just was a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit out of it. And one of the things

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<v Speaker 2>that I don't think I hit home hard enough with

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<v Speaker 2>the Newcastle show is this is a comedy show. You

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<v Speaker 2>can fucking laugh at these jokes. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I felt like people going like.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, just laugh.

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<v Speaker 3>Or like they're holding the laugh under their breath because

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<v Speaker 3>they're like, oh, I shouldn't laugh at that.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But like the whole point is it's a comedy show.

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<v Speaker 2>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>You can just laugh and no one's going to judge.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. But, you know. Yeah. And that's what I talk

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<v Speaker 2>about when I talk about like, When audiences get on board,

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<v Speaker 2>it's such a better show.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>So, for example, Tamworth got on board, which was crazy

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<v Speaker 2>because the show on paper should not work in Tamworth.

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<v Speaker 2>It shouldn't work in regional towns, but it has.

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<v Speaker 1>I truly think though, Matt, like from a business sort

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<v Speaker 1>of standpoint.

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<v Speaker 3>Your shows on Fridays and Saturday nights would just be

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<v Speaker 3>way more well-received because of the mindset of the audience

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<v Speaker 3>that it's the weekend. People have a different mindset on

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<v Speaker 3>a weeknight versus a weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, 100%.

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<v Speaker 1>So I reckon like if it was in.

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<v Speaker 3>Let's say you did another one in Newey on a

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<v Speaker 3>Saturday night, I reckon it would be off the chain

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<v Speaker 3>because as soon as it's the weekend, people are in

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<v Speaker 3>a different state of mind.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. Well, we realized that with Coffs Harbour because Coffs

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<v Speaker 2>Harbour was The first time we've done a 9 p.m. show.

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<v Speaker 1>On a weekday?

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<v Speaker 2>On a Friday night.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, so they would have been lit.

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<v Speaker 2>A little too lit, I will say. Coffs Harbour was

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<v Speaker 2>the most bizarre show of my life. And I enjoyed myself.

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<v Speaker 2>The audience seemed to fucking love it. But the audience

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<v Speaker 2>was so, so fucking lit. Because usually it's like 8 p.m.

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<v Speaker 2>the latest. Yeah. But 9pm, I think it just gave

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<v Speaker 2>them an extra hour to drink.

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<v Speaker 1>They would have been out for dinner, having drinks.

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<v Speaker 2>They were lit as fuck. It didn't feel like a

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<v Speaker 2>comedy show. I felt like a drag queen doing a

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<v Speaker 2>number on stage. And it was so bizarre. Like there

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<v Speaker 2>was a lot, they were very chatty. They were talking

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<v Speaker 2>to themselves to Coffs Harbour. Like I'd make a joke

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<v Speaker 2>and then they'd laugh and turn to the person next

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<v Speaker 2>to them. And then they'd just go into a full

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<v Speaker 2>blown conversation. And I'm like talking, I'm onto the next

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<v Speaker 2>kind of joke. And they're still laughing and carrying on

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<v Speaker 2>about the last thing. And then I just, I would ask,

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<v Speaker 2>I would ask questions. Cost Harbour I noticed as well.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that was so drunk that sometimes I'd make

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<v Speaker 2>a joke and there'd be a two second beat and

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<v Speaker 2>then they'd laugh. Or I would, I would say, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>cause there's a bit in the show where I say

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<v Speaker 2>make some noise. If it like took them an extra

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<v Speaker 2>second to, to understand whether they should make some noise

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<v Speaker 2>at that part or not. I don't know. It was

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<v Speaker 2>really weird. I also said the bit where I go,

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<v Speaker 2>make some noise if you love Tracy Grimshaw. Silence in

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<v Speaker 2>Coffs Harbour. Dead silence. Not one person made any noise.

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<v Speaker 2>I went, what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you want to know what's funny? Spoiler alert again.

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<v Speaker 1>If you're seeing it tonight, don't listen to this episode.

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<v Speaker 3>But towards the start of the show, like you call out,

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<v Speaker 3>is there any straight men here?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I got a bone to pick with AJ. Why

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<v Speaker 2>didn't he make any noise? He did.

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<v Speaker 1>So you say it two times in that first section.

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<v Speaker 2>No, I only usually say it once.

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<v Speaker 1>You said it twice. You did it twice.

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<v Speaker 2>I know because no one's made any noise and I

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<v Speaker 2>knew there were straight men in there.

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<v Speaker 1>So the first time it was like, yeah. And then

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<v Speaker 1>I like elbowed him. And then the second time, that's

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<v Speaker 1>when he went, yeah. So that was AJ.

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<v Speaker 3>But then like three quarters of the way through the show,

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<v Speaker 3>you call out the straight men again.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>He stayed silent and I was elbowing him and he

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<v Speaker 3>wouldn't say anything.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, what's wrong with you?

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<v Speaker 2>But that. It works because then I say, nah, there

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<v Speaker 2>were more of you earlier. Like, you know, and that

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<v Speaker 2>then leads into the immigrant bit where I go, nah,

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<v Speaker 2>there were more of you earlier. And then I make

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<v Speaker 2>that very rude joke about the immigrants. Um, so yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it works. Like it's all to set up something else

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<v Speaker 2>at the end of the day. Um, but yeah, Coffs

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<v Speaker 2>Harbour was a bit crazy. Um, and it just felt

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<v Speaker 2>like a fever dream. So I just went and had

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<v Speaker 2>a few savvy bees after the show and was like,

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<v Speaker 2>what have I just, I mean, don't get me wrong,

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<v Speaker 2>Coffs Harbour. I fucking loved you. And it was a

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<v Speaker 2>fucking fun night. Like, but it really was the most

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<v Speaker 2>bizarre show ever. And just little things, you know, we've

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<v Speaker 2>spoken about how like a lot of different aspects kind

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<v Speaker 2>of alter an audience's reactions. So the room was quite

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<v Speaker 2>lit up. So I could see at Coffs Harbour, I

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<v Speaker 2>could see everyone in there. Like Newcastle, I can only

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<v Speaker 2>see the front three rows and everyone else was in darkness.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm just kind of like looking out into the void,

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<v Speaker 2>but in Coffs Harbour, the room was pretty lit up.

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<v Speaker 2>So I could see right to the back row. And

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<v Speaker 2>then Tamworth was just another level. They were just, they would,

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<v Speaker 2>I think Tamworth, like the poor bloody things were just

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<v Speaker 2>so excited to have something new in town that they

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<v Speaker 2>were like, Oh my God, they were screaming. They were

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<v Speaker 2>pissing themselves. They got really on board with all the

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<v Speaker 2>controversial jokes. They really, they just loved it. And, um,

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<v Speaker 2>we had such a good time that we went out

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<v Speaker 2>and anyway, I won't go into like going out. Cause

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<v Speaker 2>I always tell going out stories here, but we went

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<v Speaker 2>out me and Toby, Toby came with me over the weekend,

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<v Speaker 2>which if you don't know, Toby, he's my best friend.

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<v Speaker 2>And he was meant to come to the final show

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<v Speaker 2>at the central coast. And then we're going to have

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<v Speaker 2>a big party or something afterwards. Um, but he now

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<v Speaker 2>has to work. So he, he was like, I'll come

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<v Speaker 2>to Tim. I'll come on the 10 worth weekend with you.

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<v Speaker 2>And so we were like, we'll just go out for

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<v Speaker 2>one drink. And we went to this bar, which had

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<v Speaker 2>no one in it. And we had, one drink and

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<v Speaker 2>it was so delicious. We had another one, two cocktails.

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<v Speaker 2>They were Long Island iced tea. Yeah, what did you say?

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<v Speaker 1>It was a passion fruit Long Island?

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<v Speaker 2>It was a passion fruit Long Island iced tea. So

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<v Speaker 2>it was Long Island iced tea, but instead of the Coca-Cola,

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<v Speaker 2>it was like pineapple juice and passion fruit. Oh my God,

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<v Speaker 2>it was delicious. This was, I think it's called Press Bar,

0:09:37.550 --> 0:09:41.230
<v Speaker 2>Press Basement Bar in Tamworth. Gorgeous little bar, but no

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<v Speaker 2>one in there on this particular night. They said, usually

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<v Speaker 2>we're really busy, but we've got no events on tonight.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're really dead. And anyway, had a fabulous time.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we said, where do you want to, where

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<v Speaker 2>should we go? And they said, I'll go to the courthouse.

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<v Speaker 2>So we went to the courthouse. Can I tell you,

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<v Speaker 2>I had a better night at the courthouse in Tamworth

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<v Speaker 2>than some of the nights I've had out in Sydney.

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<v Speaker 2>We went in, it was all the good music, all

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<v Speaker 2>the Pitbull, the Enrique Iglesias, the 2010s party music, LMFAO,

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<v Speaker 2>Every Day I'm Shuffling, all that sort of music. So

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<v Speaker 2>Toby and I were just loving our lives and I

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<v Speaker 2>basically just had a meet and greet for two hours.

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<v Speaker 2>It was like everyone in Tamworth knew who I was.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never felt so famous in my life. So thank you, Tamworth,

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<v Speaker 2>because it was just photo after photo after photo after.

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<v Speaker 2>Can you do a video for my friend after? Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my God, love the podcast, blah, blah, blah. Anyway, we

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<v Speaker 2>met these girls who were kind of like our like

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<v Speaker 2>core kind of group for the night who, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>because a lot of people were just coming up and

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<v Speaker 2>getting a photo, but like they actually wanted to dance

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<v Speaker 2>and like have a good night and we were getting

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<v Speaker 2>drinks and blah, blah, blah. And anyway, we had such

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<v Speaker 2>a fun night that then they were like, oh, we're closing.

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<v Speaker 2>We're closing. And we were on the dance floor for

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<v Speaker 2>like two hours. And I was like, I need some

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<v Speaker 2>fresh air, babe. So we went out into like the

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<v Speaker 2>smoking area. But as we got out there, the security

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<v Speaker 2>guard was like, we're closing this area. Get back inside.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm like, it's too fucking hot. Let's just go home.

0:10:58.370 --> 0:10:59.689
<v Speaker 2>And then they were like, come back to ours. So

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<v Speaker 2>these two scrollers, we go back to her house. Not

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<v Speaker 2>going back to a scroller's house. Well, yeah, I ended

0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:10.160
<v Speaker 2>up at a scroller's house. And they were like, oh,

0:11:10.600 --> 0:11:12.000
<v Speaker 2>they asked where I was staying. I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>the Ibis style still. And she was like, I just

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<v Speaker 2>live around the corner. Around the corner, 40 minutes later,

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<v Speaker 2>I walked all the way there. I'm like, fuck. Because

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<v Speaker 2>she was like, oh, we'll Uber. And I was like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>you said it's just around the corner from the Ibis.

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<v Speaker 2>We walked here. It's only 10 minutes. We'll just walk home.

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<v Speaker 2>Come on. It'll do us good.

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<v Speaker 1>Because stepping is a real exercise.

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<v Speaker 3>Mm-hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, we should have got that fucking Uber because 45

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<v Speaker 2>minutes later, we finally get back. Like what was so bad?

0:11:36.980 --> 0:11:39.520
<v Speaker 2>The girls are taking their shoes off because they're getting blisters. Like,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sorry, girls. We should have just, we should have

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<v Speaker 2>just got that Uber. But anyway, we get in. Toby

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<v Speaker 2>had another drink, which we cooked nuggets and chips. I

0:11:50.000 --> 0:11:51.260
<v Speaker 2>had a few nuggets and chips. I was like, I've

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<v Speaker 2>hit a wall after that walk. I've got to go home.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, we, We went home and they were very

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<v Speaker 2>lovely and they booked us an Uber. So thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>And we got some wild stories from them. I found

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<v Speaker 2>out Tamworth's the fattest town in Australia. Don't know if

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<v Speaker 2>anyone knew that, but that's a fun fact for you.

0:12:04.179 --> 0:12:08.059
<v Speaker 2>Tamworth is the fattest town in Australia. Literally 61% are

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<v Speaker 2>classified obese, so people living in Tamworth. I thought that

0:12:11.220 --> 0:12:14.199
<v Speaker 2>was a crazy start. I didn't know that. Everything in

0:12:14.220 --> 0:12:17.200
<v Speaker 2>Tamworth is three minutes away from one another. Tamworth's quite small,

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<v Speaker 2>though big population, quite small. If you're driving somewhere, it's

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<v Speaker 2>like five, ten minutes and that's it. That's all in Tamworth.

0:12:23.830 --> 0:12:26.429
<v Speaker 2>They've got four McDonald's, North, South, East and West. They've

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<v Speaker 2>got three KFCs, I believe. They've got other fast food

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<v Speaker 2>as well.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never been there. I want to go.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, highly recommend Tamworth. I mean, I went to the

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<v Speaker 2>gift shop. We had such a good fun night out.

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<v Speaker 2>It was just fun, fun, fun. Like we would just,

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<v Speaker 2>everyone was really nice. Like it was just, I just,

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't had that much fun in that way in

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<v Speaker 2>such a long time. Because obviously I've had fun, but

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't had that much fun. It was just really bizarre.

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<v Speaker 2>There was something in the air. It kind of, maybe,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how high above sea level Tamworth is,

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<v Speaker 2>maybe the altitude or something. I don't know. I just,

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<v Speaker 2>I just was like, wow, it's got such charm. It's

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<v Speaker 2>got such fabulousness. It was really quite glamorous. And I

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<v Speaker 2>went and bought a hat and a pin and a

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<v Speaker 2>fridge magnet, and also a little, um, like golden guitar

0:13:11.740 --> 0:13:13.060
<v Speaker 2>thing that you can clip a photo in the top.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm going to print out the photo of me

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<v Speaker 2>and Toby in front of the golden guitar. And, um,

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<v Speaker 2>put that in its little stand as well. Like we

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<v Speaker 2>just had such a good weekend together and I fucking

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<v Speaker 2>love Tamworth. Remember, you know, I've always said like one

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<v Speaker 2>day when I'm rich enough, I'm fucking off to Wagga

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<v Speaker 2>Wagga and never returning. Maybe I'm fucking off to Tamworth.

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<v Speaker 2>I loved it. And the fact is we sold 200

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<v Speaker 2>tickets in Tamworth, which is crazy because I really, I

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<v Speaker 2>wanted to get to a hundred, but I thought we'd struggle.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that like the whole population?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, basically. I felt like everyone was in the I

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<v Speaker 2>actually feel like there's probably a lot of people in–

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<v Speaker 2>They've got a big population. It's bigger than Orange, I learned.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it bigger than Newey?

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<v Speaker 2>No. Let's talk about the show. You saw the show.

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<v Speaker 2>What did you think? Give me thoughts. I mean, no

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<v Speaker 2>point giving feedback. It's over.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, what I would have done differently is. No, I

0:14:10.360 --> 0:14:11.540
<v Speaker 1>loved it. I think it was great.

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<v Speaker 3>I definitely think it was your most controversial show that

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<v Speaker 3>you've done so far. like in terms of like it

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<v Speaker 3>being political and like jokes that would make people go, um,

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<v Speaker 3>but I think it was great.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the audience like held back from laughing.

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<v Speaker 3>Like everyone knew he was laughing, but I could just

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<v Speaker 3>feel the audience holding back. But I think I just

0:14:32.200 --> 0:14:37.820
<v Speaker 3>overthink situations and scenarios. Um, and what's funny is Not

0:14:37.860 --> 0:14:39.960
<v Speaker 3>just with your show, but like any live comedy that

0:14:39.980 --> 0:14:42.380
<v Speaker 3>I've ever seen, like there's so many things that I

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<v Speaker 3>crack up at.

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<v Speaker 1>But as soon as I walk out the door, I've

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<v Speaker 1>forgotten them all.

0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:45.640
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Remember last time I said the same thing and I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, I wanted to write down all the funniest moments.

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<v Speaker 1>Like I should have had a note.

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<v Speaker 2>I say, get your pens and pads out.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. But no, I absolutely loved it.

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<v Speaker 3>One note to Souths at Merriweather was fucking boiling in

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<v Speaker 3>that room.

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<v Speaker 1>Like we were sweating.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. So that's another thing. though, is.

0:15:06.180 --> 0:15:08.470
<v Speaker 1>The room temperature. It was boiling.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>And that was a cool night, but I swear they

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<v Speaker 1>had the heaters cranking.

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<v Speaker 2>We told them not to put the heaters on.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so hot in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Really?

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<v Speaker 1>And we all walked out sweating.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, see, that's bad because, as I've said, you don't

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<v Speaker 2>want an audience hot. But that was a conversation we had.

0:15:24.730 --> 0:15:25.890
<v Speaker 2>They knew not to put the heater on.

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<v Speaker 1>But that was one thing. It was super fucking hot.

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<v Speaker 1>You walked in there and the air was thick.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, no.

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<v Speaker 1>Compared to just outside. But it was still fine.

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<v Speaker 3>Um.

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<v Speaker 2>So that may have also been a reason why the

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<v Speaker 2>audience was holding back because they're not, you want a

0:15:40.120 --> 0:15:41.640
<v Speaker 2>comedy audience cold. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because you're all sitting so close to each other

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<v Speaker 3>and laughing and getting hot. That was my only feedback

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<v Speaker 3>for Souths. The drinks were lovely.

0:15:50.090 --> 0:15:53.330
<v Speaker 1>Girls working at the bar were lovely. There's nothing I

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<v Speaker 1>can really say about the show itself.

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<v Speaker 3>You start out, like in terms of like, I can't

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<v Speaker 3>fucking remember half the jokes because it was like.

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<v Speaker 1>Ping pong, ping pong from topic to topic.

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<v Speaker 3>I like how you just full send it like straight away. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Like there was no real like you come out and

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<v Speaker 3>you slowly warm it up. Like you just come out

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<v Speaker 3>and go straight in with like a really controversial joke,

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<v Speaker 3>which I think.

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<v Speaker 1>Was good because it just set the tone straight away.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Is that the Anne Frank joke? Yes. Yeah. Or

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<v Speaker 2>the joke.

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<v Speaker 1>Anne Frank.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yeah. And again, I feel like not as many

0:16:27.770 --> 0:16:30.630
<v Speaker 3>people laughed as I would have thought. And then I

0:16:30.790 --> 0:16:33.310
<v Speaker 3>asked AJ that when we left and he goes, honestly,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't reckon half the people in that room would

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<v Speaker 3>even know who Anne Frank is.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm like, really?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Doesn't everyone?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you'd think so. But the point is that that

0:16:42.990 --> 0:16:45.690
<v Speaker 2>joke is there at the start to make them go,

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<v Speaker 2>holy shit. Like, is this what we're getting into?

0:16:49.570 --> 0:16:49.850
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And obviously nothing is as offensive as that again. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Or actually, well, the police officer joke, obviously. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That was pretty fucked. And again, when you said that one,

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's like.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's, that's the point. I don't expect everyone to

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<v Speaker 2>piss themselves at that. My jokes are meant to make

0:17:05.119 --> 0:17:09.240
<v Speaker 2>you think. Yeah. Because again, the police officer joke, which

0:17:09.380 --> 0:17:13.210
<v Speaker 2>if you haven't seen the show. Spoiler alert, it's really...

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, I.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know if you can say it on the podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want to say it on the podcast because, like,

0:17:16.690 --> 0:17:19.030
<v Speaker 2>it only makes sense in the context of the show. But,

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<v Speaker 2>of course, I basically say that all police officers are

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<v Speaker 2>fucking dogs. And I come from a family of police officers, okay?

0:17:26.600 --> 0:17:28.700
<v Speaker 2>But we've had this conversation before. There's a good episode

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<v Speaker 2>you can go back and listen to with Milo Hartill

0:17:31.200 --> 0:17:35.919
<v Speaker 2>on it here on High Scrollers about police brutality against

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<v Speaker 2>the queer community you know, in country places and out

0:17:39.609 --> 0:17:42.449
<v Speaker 2>in wherever you may love the police officers, blah, blah, blah.

0:17:42.470 --> 0:17:45.580
<v Speaker 2>But like, you know, the reality is the brutality that

0:17:45.630 --> 0:17:47.639
<v Speaker 2>me and my community have faced day in, day out.

0:17:47.900 --> 0:17:50.720
<v Speaker 2>The system is corrupt. We've talked about it before. Yes,

0:17:50.840 --> 0:17:53.399
<v Speaker 2>you may have an uncle who's the most amazing police

0:17:53.440 --> 0:17:56.340
<v Speaker 2>officer and the most gentle soul. The system as a whole,

0:17:56.840 --> 0:17:59.830
<v Speaker 2>there's something wrong with it. Okay. And so that's like

0:17:59.869 --> 0:18:02.030
<v Speaker 2>the conversation we're having there. And those kinds of jokes,

0:18:02.790 --> 0:18:04.770
<v Speaker 2>the whole point of the show is to make you

0:18:04.830 --> 0:18:08.300
<v Speaker 2>think about everything. We attack everyone. no one is safe.

0:18:08.720 --> 0:18:14.420
<v Speaker 2>And the point is that everyone from, yes, Jewish people, immigrants,

0:18:15.109 --> 0:18:21.970
<v Speaker 2>straight men, queer people, transgender people, people with autism, deaf people,

0:18:23.230 --> 0:18:26.649
<v Speaker 2>I say this show is very inclusive. No one is

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<v Speaker 2>safe from the show. And the point of the show

0:18:30.530 --> 0:18:33.800
<v Speaker 2>of Bring Back Glamour is really to Because again, what

0:18:33.840 --> 0:18:35.280
<v Speaker 2>I said not long ago about when I saw the

0:18:35.300 --> 0:18:37.219
<v Speaker 2>Jim Jefferies show, he made a really good point and said,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, a lot of people think that if you

0:18:38.500 --> 0:18:42.220
<v Speaker 2>make a joke about someone, you hate them. And that

0:18:42.330 --> 0:18:44.570
<v Speaker 2>is not it. The whole show, the crux of the

0:18:44.609 --> 0:18:47.690
<v Speaker 2>show is that in trying times such as these, life

0:18:47.770 --> 0:18:51.150
<v Speaker 2>is hard. And in trying times as Australians, we take

0:18:51.190 --> 0:18:54.090
<v Speaker 2>the piss. We take the piss out of situations. We

0:18:54.109 --> 0:18:56.790
<v Speaker 2>take the piss out of people who have died. We

0:18:56.990 --> 0:18:59.250
<v Speaker 2>take the piss to get through life. And at the

0:18:59.270 --> 0:19:01.550
<v Speaker 2>end of the show, the message really is that like

0:19:01.590 --> 0:19:04.060
<v Speaker 2>laughter is the best medicine. And that is the only

0:19:04.100 --> 0:19:07.340
<v Speaker 2>way we will get through this. And the show is

0:19:07.380 --> 0:19:11.540
<v Speaker 2>to prove that you should be laughing more at everything

0:19:11.580 --> 0:19:15.139
<v Speaker 2>because the world has become too serious and in turn

0:19:15.240 --> 0:19:19.240
<v Speaker 2>too ugly. And realistically, the concept again, spoilers, if you're

0:19:19.420 --> 0:19:21.310
<v Speaker 2>going to see the show tonight, but The concept of

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<v Speaker 2>Bring Back Glamour is that glamour realistically is kindness because

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<v Speaker 2>we are living in a world right now where everyone

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<v Speaker 2>cares so much about the way they look, but no

0:19:28.700 --> 0:19:31.000
<v Speaker 2>one cares about the way they treat other people. And

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<v Speaker 2>I think we've got that backwards because glamour has nothing

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<v Speaker 2>to do with the way that you look and actually

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<v Speaker 2>everything to do with the way you treat other people.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's talk Dolly Parton. What a perfect example we were

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<v Speaker 2>just talking about in Tuesday's episode. Dolly Parton is so glamorous.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it because of her tits and because of her

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<v Speaker 2>sparkly jackets? Well, yes, to a degree. But really what

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<v Speaker 2>makes people fall in love with Dolly Parton is her heart,

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<v Speaker 2>is the way she treats other people. That is what

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<v Speaker 2>glamour is. Glamour is not caring about where– because if

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<v Speaker 2>you didn't get to see the show, basically we take

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<v Speaker 2>everything that right-wing people say– and flip it on its

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<v Speaker 2>head to agree with them so much to prove their

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<v Speaker 2>point that they are actually in the same boat as us,

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<v Speaker 2>so to speak. So for example, you hear right-wing people

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<v Speaker 2>always say, I don't want transgender people in the bathroom

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<v Speaker 2>with me. I stand on stage and I go, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want transgender people in the bathroom with me either.

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<v Speaker 2>Cause I don't want anyone in the bathroom with me.

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<v Speaker 2>Cause I don't need anyone listening to my farts. You know,

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<v Speaker 2>like that's kind of like, there's a whole section about

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<v Speaker 2>me going transgender people, fuck off. I don't want you

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<v Speaker 2>in the fucking bathroom with me, which obviously I'm agreeing

0:20:44.540 --> 0:20:46.760
<v Speaker 2>with right wing there and saying, yeah, I don't want

0:20:46.800 --> 0:20:48.919
<v Speaker 2>trans people in the bathroom with me either, but I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want anyone in there. Cause I just want to

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<v Speaker 2>be able to do what I need to do in peace.

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<v Speaker 2>And so what I do is I then take the

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<v Speaker 2>audience on a journey of, you know, don't judge me.

0:20:57.270 --> 0:20:59.810
<v Speaker 2>You've been there as well. You've almost shat yourself in

0:20:59.850 --> 0:21:02.369
<v Speaker 2>a Kmart and you've had to run to the toilet and,

0:21:02.390 --> 0:21:03.949
<v Speaker 2>you know, you sit down and you go, oh my God,

0:21:03.970 --> 0:21:05.889
<v Speaker 2>I hope no one can hear me. And we go

0:21:05.930 --> 0:21:07.830
<v Speaker 2>through all of the motions of what you kind of

0:21:07.869 --> 0:21:10.100
<v Speaker 2>go through when you sit down in a public toilet

0:21:10.359 --> 0:21:12.760
<v Speaker 2>and God forbid there's anyone else in there with you,

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<v Speaker 2>trans or not. You never want anyone else in there

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<v Speaker 2>with you, right? You do what you need to do.

0:21:16.800 --> 0:21:19.280
<v Speaker 2>You hope you don't fucking make any sounds. And then

0:21:19.320 --> 0:21:22.379
<v Speaker 2>the point of that is, You actually don't have time

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<v Speaker 2>to care about what private part the person in the

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<v Speaker 2>cubicle next to you has because you've actually got enough

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<v Speaker 2>shit to worry about already.

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<v Speaker 1>You're literally so worried about no one hearing your shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes. So, you know, it's about taking what they say

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<v Speaker 2>and like almost agreeing with it so much so that

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<v Speaker 2>it turns it on its head. There's another part about

0:21:39.570 --> 0:21:43.129
<v Speaker 2>immigrants where I have a conversation with an immigrant and

0:21:43.210 --> 0:21:46.050
<v Speaker 2>she pisses me off and she talks about how good

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<v Speaker 2>where she came from was. And I say to her, well,

0:21:49.600 --> 0:21:51.700
<v Speaker 2>why don't you go back to where you came from?

0:21:52.020 --> 0:21:55.030
<v Speaker 2>Which is something that obviously everyone on that side says,

0:21:55.240 --> 0:21:57.790
<v Speaker 2>fuck off immigrants, go back to where you come from. Like,

0:21:57.810 --> 0:21:59.909
<v Speaker 2>that's what they say. I'm taking that and flipping it

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<v Speaker 2>on its head and being like, sorry, I agree with it.

0:22:03.190 --> 0:22:07.510
<v Speaker 2>But she makes her home country sound so fabulous. I go, well,

0:22:07.530 --> 0:22:10.199
<v Speaker 2>why don't you go and live there, sweetheart? Because Australia

0:22:10.320 --> 0:22:12.720
<v Speaker 2>is a mess right now. Everyone hates each other. Cost

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<v Speaker 2>of living through the roof, blah, blah, blah. And the

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<v Speaker 2>whole show is about basically taking what they say and

0:22:19.820 --> 0:22:22.550
<v Speaker 2>flipping it around to be like, no, I agree. Immigrants

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<v Speaker 2>should go home because Australia is not worth being in

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<v Speaker 2>right now. Not because I don't want them here. I

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<v Speaker 2>welcome all immigrants here. I'm very open to immigration, blah, blah, blah.

0:22:31.570 --> 0:22:33.869
<v Speaker 2>But it's about taking what they say and changing it

0:22:33.890 --> 0:22:35.410
<v Speaker 2>to be like, no, I agree with you. They should

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<v Speaker 2>go home because I want to leave as well. I

0:22:37.450 --> 0:22:39.240
<v Speaker 2>don't want to be here because this country's a mess.

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<v Speaker 2>And then we kind of like, go down the spiel

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<v Speaker 2>of how to make Australia glamorous again. And obviously Fred

0:22:45.700 --> 0:22:49.290
<v Speaker 2>Hollows comes into it. It's very surprising because Fred Hollows,

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<v Speaker 2>I thought everyone would know, but a lot of audiences

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<v Speaker 2>don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Again, I feel like a lot of people don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And when you said like every eye is an eye,

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<v Speaker 1>like not many people.

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<v Speaker 2>Did that not trigger your brain?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I know that. But again, everyone was like.

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<v Speaker 2>No, when I say every eye is an eye.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, do people not know?

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<v Speaker 2>When I say every eye is an eye, that's when

0:23:04.670 --> 0:23:07.940
<v Speaker 2>most people go, oh, I get that. Like that does trigger...

0:23:08.619 --> 0:23:13.660
<v Speaker 2>a response from a lot of people. And yeah, we,

0:23:13.760 --> 0:23:16.419
<v Speaker 2>we talk, we, we, we take it everywhere. Like I

0:23:16.560 --> 0:23:19.320
<v Speaker 2>obviously talk about, I say that this show is like

0:23:20.000 --> 0:23:21.899
<v Speaker 2>things I can't say online. Cause if I said it online,

0:23:21.940 --> 0:23:24.770
<v Speaker 2>I'd get canceled. We talk a lot about a lot

0:23:24.790 --> 0:23:28.110
<v Speaker 2>of controversial topics that I wouldn't be able to talk

0:23:28.150 --> 0:23:32.370
<v Speaker 2>about online. And yeah, realistically at the end of the day, the, the,

0:23:32.450 --> 0:23:34.570
<v Speaker 2>the concept of bring back glamor at the end of

0:23:34.609 --> 0:23:37.990
<v Speaker 2>the day was that glamor is a comes from within anyway.

0:23:38.210 --> 0:23:40.869
<v Speaker 2>And it is all about kindness. And the, the, the

0:23:40.930 --> 0:23:43.270
<v Speaker 2>moral of the story with bring back glamor was that

0:23:43.290 --> 0:23:45.270
<v Speaker 2>the world is so ugly right now. We have to

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<v Speaker 2>just be a little bit kinder to one another because realistically,

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<v Speaker 2>like when you think about it, uh, I say to

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<v Speaker 2>the audience, cause I know that everyone in the audience

0:23:54.310 --> 0:23:56.290
<v Speaker 2>is not everyone on the audience in the audience is

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<v Speaker 2>going to be as fucking crazy lefty as I am.

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<v Speaker 2>I know that I'm probably going to have some people

0:24:02.910 --> 0:24:04.810
<v Speaker 2>in the audience who do want to vote one nation

0:24:04.869 --> 0:24:07.720
<v Speaker 2>who would be Trump supporters. I know that people are

0:24:07.800 --> 0:24:10.050
<v Speaker 2>maybe going to bring their straight boyfriends who don't want,

0:24:10.530 --> 0:24:12.510
<v Speaker 2>you know, who would vote One Nation or whatever. I

0:24:12.550 --> 0:24:15.470
<v Speaker 2>know I'm performing in places in Tamworth where as I

0:24:15.510 --> 0:24:19.930
<v Speaker 2>drive into Tamworth, I'm passing settlements that say vote One Nation,

0:24:19.990 --> 0:24:22.109
<v Speaker 2>vote out, whatever. Do you know what I mean?

0:24:22.130 --> 0:24:25.040
<v Speaker 3>Have you had anyone message you after seeing any of

0:24:25.080 --> 0:24:28.020
<v Speaker 3>these shows giving you backlash or anything?

0:24:28.400 --> 0:24:32.540
<v Speaker 2>No. I've only had one comment that said the show

0:24:32.560 --> 0:24:35.660
<v Speaker 2>was too political. And that was right at the start

0:24:35.720 --> 0:24:38.550
<v Speaker 2>at the Sydney shows. Oh, yeah. One comment said, the

0:24:38.570 --> 0:24:40.609
<v Speaker 2>show was too political. I wish you just kept it

0:24:40.670 --> 0:24:43.130
<v Speaker 2>fun like your last ones. And I was like, okay,

0:24:43.150 --> 0:24:45.830
<v Speaker 2>this was advertised as a political show. That's the only one.

0:24:45.970 --> 0:24:49.389
<v Speaker 2>Everyone else has raved and raved and raved about it.

0:24:50.119 --> 0:24:55.479
<v Speaker 2>And then, yeah, I was, sorry, as I was saying,

0:24:55.500 --> 0:24:57.240
<v Speaker 2>let me just finish that point. But as I was saying, like,

0:24:57.520 --> 0:24:59.290
<v Speaker 2>you know, I know that not everyone's going to be

0:24:59.630 --> 0:25:01.449
<v Speaker 2>in the audience is going to be, you know, as

0:25:01.630 --> 0:25:03.890
<v Speaker 2>work lefty as I am. But I say to them,

0:25:04.030 --> 0:25:05.929
<v Speaker 2>if you bought a ticket to see a man in

0:25:05.970 --> 0:25:08.129
<v Speaker 2>a dress, talk to you about politics for 70 minutes,

0:25:08.580 --> 0:25:11.280
<v Speaker 2>I would assume that you have enough brain capacity to

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<v Speaker 2>like be on the same side and understand where I'm

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<v Speaker 2>coming from. When I say every human being deserves equal

0:25:19.000 --> 0:25:22.840
<v Speaker 2>rights and deserves a chance in life. And so if

0:25:22.900 --> 0:25:26.020
<v Speaker 2>you agree with that, we have to stop calling each

0:25:26.080 --> 0:25:28.340
<v Speaker 2>other out. And realistically that the end of the show,

0:25:29.100 --> 0:25:30.939
<v Speaker 2>we talk about the fact it's kind of like that

0:25:31.020 --> 0:25:34.300
<v Speaker 2>clip that I referenced before from Jamila Jamil on that

0:25:35.220 --> 0:25:38.440
<v Speaker 2>episode where she talks about, you know, the left have

0:25:38.480 --> 0:25:42.030
<v Speaker 2>this mentality of like superiority and everybody needs to be

0:25:42.050 --> 0:25:43.850
<v Speaker 2>the most woke and everyone needs to be the most,

0:25:45.710 --> 0:25:49.210
<v Speaker 2>the most right and correct as in right, as in correct,

0:25:49.930 --> 0:25:55.260
<v Speaker 2>you know, and it's like, she equates Trump supporters to

0:25:55.300 --> 0:25:58.820
<v Speaker 2>being like, oh, you agree with one thing that we

0:25:58.859 --> 0:26:01.280
<v Speaker 2>agree with? Come on in. We'll embrace you. We'll work

0:26:01.320 --> 0:26:04.340
<v Speaker 2>on the other stuff later. But people on the left,

0:26:04.760 --> 0:26:07.310
<v Speaker 2>you could agree with a hundred of the same things,

0:26:07.369 --> 0:26:10.830
<v Speaker 2>but then one thing you're unsure of, they go, well,

0:26:10.850 --> 0:26:13.730
<v Speaker 2>you're not like us. You're shunned from the community. You

0:26:13.770 --> 0:26:15.430
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean? Like you could, you could want

0:26:15.530 --> 0:26:17.859
<v Speaker 2>all of the progressive things, but then you're like, oh,

0:26:18.160 --> 0:26:21.200
<v Speaker 2>I actually don't know about this one thing that we're

0:26:21.260 --> 0:26:23.459
<v Speaker 2>fighting for. They'll go, oh, well, you're not one of us.

0:26:23.609 --> 0:26:25.109
<v Speaker 2>Fuck off. Fuck off. We don't want you. Do you

0:26:25.130 --> 0:26:29.750
<v Speaker 2>know what I mean? And I say, like, how often

0:26:29.790 --> 0:26:32.409
<v Speaker 2>do you see Trump supporters fighting each other in the

0:26:32.450 --> 0:26:36.270
<v Speaker 2>comments of a TikTok? You never see it because they

0:26:36.330 --> 0:26:40.170
<v Speaker 2>stick together and that's why they win elections and then

0:26:40.230 --> 0:26:45.790
<v Speaker 2>ruin the rest of our lives. Whereas... The left will fight.

0:26:45.880 --> 0:26:51.310
<v Speaker 2>And a good example of this is Drew Afualo. Recently,

0:26:51.490 --> 0:26:55.230
<v Speaker 2>there was a conversation that they had about trans experience

0:26:55.490 --> 0:26:59.949
<v Speaker 2>on a podcast, right? Well, Drew basically has done so

0:27:00.090 --> 0:27:02.970
<v Speaker 2>much over the last three, four years. I can name

0:27:03.010 --> 0:27:07.109
<v Speaker 2>a hundred amazing things that she's done for women's rights,

0:27:07.190 --> 0:27:11.860
<v Speaker 2>for progressive conversations online, for opening conversations, for changing people's minds.

0:27:12.600 --> 0:27:14.540
<v Speaker 2>The list of things that she has done has been amazing.

0:27:14.580 --> 0:27:19.690
<v Speaker 2>She had one conversation on one podcast episode, which maybe

0:27:19.910 --> 0:27:22.770
<v Speaker 2>we did talk about this on the podcast. Oh, okay.

0:27:23.070 --> 0:27:25.610
<v Speaker 2>She had one conversation on one podcast episode, which then

0:27:25.650 --> 0:27:28.869
<v Speaker 2>got uploaded to TikTok, clipped up, you know, obviously out

0:27:28.890 --> 0:27:31.270
<v Speaker 2>of context. And I agree with what was said there.

0:27:31.330 --> 0:27:32.990
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh, I don't think they said it right.

0:27:33.020 --> 0:27:35.800
<v Speaker 2>I think it was just like a misspoken. I understood

0:27:36.200 --> 0:27:37.679
<v Speaker 2>what they were trying to say, but the way they

0:27:37.720 --> 0:27:40.710
<v Speaker 2>said it, it wasn't really great. Right. Lo and behold,

0:27:40.950 --> 0:27:44.690
<v Speaker 2>the whole internet cancels her because, oh, how dare you

0:27:44.790 --> 0:27:46.810
<v Speaker 2>say this? And it's like, look at the resume, babe.

0:27:46.850 --> 0:27:49.230
<v Speaker 2>Look at all the stuff she's done. I'm going to

0:27:49.270 --> 0:27:51.070
<v Speaker 2>actually look at this with a bit of nuance and

0:27:51.090 --> 0:27:53.369
<v Speaker 2>a little bit of critical thinking and go, okay, so

0:27:53.410 --> 0:27:55.710
<v Speaker 2>she slipped up here. She said the wrong thing. It

0:27:55.730 --> 0:27:57.540
<v Speaker 2>wasn't even her. It was actually the guest she had

0:27:57.580 --> 0:28:00.109
<v Speaker 2>on the podcast, but she just nodded and agreed with it.

0:28:00.140 --> 0:28:02.000
<v Speaker 2>And everyone was like, oh, how dare you? This is,

0:28:02.460 --> 0:28:05.800
<v Speaker 2>you know, destroying everything. And it's like, okay, this is

0:28:05.859 --> 0:28:08.160
<v Speaker 2>the problem here where we all go at each other

0:28:08.180 --> 0:28:12.280
<v Speaker 2>and too quickly and we're too ready to cancel everyone.

0:28:12.420 --> 0:28:13.600
<v Speaker 2>And that's what I say in the show as well.

0:28:13.680 --> 0:28:15.480
<v Speaker 2>I go, people like that, they want you to cancel

0:28:15.520 --> 0:28:17.080
<v Speaker 2>me for the Anne Frank joke at the start of

0:28:17.100 --> 0:28:19.280
<v Speaker 2>the show. But we cannot do that because the world

0:28:19.340 --> 0:28:21.869
<v Speaker 2>is ugly enough. The world is hard enough. Life is

0:28:21.960 --> 0:28:24.270
<v Speaker 2>hard enough as it is. The only way we're going

0:28:24.290 --> 0:28:27.370
<v Speaker 2>to make Australia glamorous again is if we fucking get

0:28:27.609 --> 0:28:31.520
<v Speaker 2>over going at each other and picking each other apart

0:28:31.600 --> 0:28:34.119
<v Speaker 2>and going, you said that wrong and you said this.

0:28:34.420 --> 0:28:36.540
<v Speaker 2>And that's why I start the show with a joke

0:28:36.619 --> 0:28:38.770
<v Speaker 2>and an Anne Frank joke and a police officer joke.

0:28:39.050 --> 0:28:40.850
<v Speaker 2>And then I joke about immigrants. And then I joke

0:28:40.890 --> 0:28:42.810
<v Speaker 2>about trans people. And then I joke about autism. And

0:28:42.850 --> 0:28:45.510
<v Speaker 2>then I joke about deaf people. Like that is why

0:28:45.530 --> 0:28:48.250
<v Speaker 2>I do all of that to bring it all back

0:28:48.310 --> 0:28:51.270
<v Speaker 2>together and go, none of this actually matters at the

0:28:51.330 --> 0:28:53.390
<v Speaker 2>end of the day, because we aren't going to survive

0:28:53.710 --> 0:28:57.110
<v Speaker 2>if we don't shut our fucking mouths and stop fighting

0:28:57.190 --> 0:29:02.020
<v Speaker 2>one another. Because otherwise we're, Pauline Hanson will get in

0:29:02.060 --> 0:29:07.160
<v Speaker 2>power and then you will really understand how fucking tough

0:29:07.200 --> 0:29:10.950
<v Speaker 2>life can be. You think billionaire Gina Reinhart is going

0:29:10.970 --> 0:29:14.130
<v Speaker 2>to let Pauline Hanson lower the cost of living and

0:29:14.510 --> 0:29:17.730
<v Speaker 2>let people buy more fucking houses? You're a fucking joke

0:29:17.790 --> 0:29:19.850
<v Speaker 2>if you think that. And that is what I stand

0:29:19.930 --> 0:29:22.440
<v Speaker 2>on stage and say. And that is the concept of

0:29:22.480 --> 0:29:24.860
<v Speaker 2>Bring Back Glamour. So if you got to see the show,

0:29:25.060 --> 0:29:26.540
<v Speaker 2>I hope you fucking loved it. If you didn't get

0:29:26.560 --> 0:29:30.370
<v Speaker 2>to see the show, that's what you missed basically. But yeah,

0:29:30.530 --> 0:29:31.860
<v Speaker 2>a lot of people have been saying like, cause we

0:29:31.880 --> 0:29:33.500
<v Speaker 2>filmed the shows and people know we filmed the shows.

0:29:33.520 --> 0:29:34.620
<v Speaker 2>A lot of people have been saying, you're going to

0:29:34.640 --> 0:29:37.330
<v Speaker 2>release it. It doesn't make sense, especially not that show.

0:29:38.430 --> 0:29:40.610
<v Speaker 2>That show doesn't make sense. The way. that will be

0:29:40.690 --> 0:29:43.130
<v Speaker 2>clipped up and ruin my career. And this is the thing,

0:29:43.150 --> 0:29:44.670
<v Speaker 2>when you're in a theater and you're.

0:29:44.530 --> 0:29:46.170
<v Speaker 1>Watching, you're getting the whole context of the show.

0:29:46.190 --> 0:29:47.850
<v Speaker 2>It makes sense. And the thing is as well, you

0:29:47.890 --> 0:29:49.670
<v Speaker 2>laugh in the moment. And as you said, then you

0:29:49.690 --> 0:29:51.670
<v Speaker 2>step away and you like forget half the things I

0:29:51.690 --> 0:29:52.390
<v Speaker 2>said anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But you know, to have the videos like online and

0:29:57.560 --> 0:30:00.620
<v Speaker 2>like have people take things out of context is, Um,

0:30:01.200 --> 0:30:03.810
<v Speaker 2>it doesn't, it doesn't make sense. But what I will

0:30:03.870 --> 0:30:08.470
<v Speaker 2>say is my next show that I do will definitely be,

0:30:08.550 --> 0:30:10.910
<v Speaker 2>it'll be interesting cause I'll give you the tea now scrollers.

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<v Speaker 2>It will be more, uh, commercial in the sense that,

0:30:18.330 --> 0:30:21.150
<v Speaker 2>you know, I, I'd done fun personal ones. I wanted

0:30:21.190 --> 0:30:23.020
<v Speaker 2>to do a political one. And I also felt like

0:30:23.080 --> 0:30:27.820
<v Speaker 2>I had something to say and that obviously you've just

0:30:27.860 --> 0:30:30.190
<v Speaker 2>heard what I wanted to say in this episode. But

0:30:30.210 --> 0:30:31.950
<v Speaker 2>I think the next one will be a little bit

0:30:31.990 --> 0:30:34.950
<v Speaker 2>more commercial. It'll be a little bit more generalized. More

0:30:34.990 --> 0:30:39.310
<v Speaker 2>people will be able to come and enjoy it no

0:30:39.350 --> 0:30:41.709
<v Speaker 2>matter what side of the fence of life you sit on.

0:30:42.350 --> 0:30:44.510
<v Speaker 2>You know, if we want to release it as a

0:30:44.570 --> 0:30:48.710
<v Speaker 2>tape or to sell it to someone like a streaming service,

0:30:48.730 --> 0:30:49.690
<v Speaker 2>I want to be able to do that.

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<v Speaker 1>Something that will be funny and relevant forever.

0:30:51.710 --> 0:30:56.830
<v Speaker 2>Exactly. So that will be the next step. the next venture.

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<v Speaker 2>But for now, this is the last time, hopefully. Although

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<v Speaker 2>I do want to do an episode on when I

0:31:03.770 --> 0:31:05.570
<v Speaker 2>find out how much money I'm getting. I want to

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<v Speaker 2>break down all the costs, how much it costs me

0:31:07.410 --> 0:31:08.960
<v Speaker 2>to put on this. I think some of you will

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<v Speaker 2>be surprised because I did the tally and I went

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<v Speaker 2>fucking hell. I don't even remember spending that much money

0:31:13.440 --> 0:31:15.620
<v Speaker 2>on this goddamn thing. So I think we'll do like

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<v Speaker 2>a little, one of your big business episodes where you

0:31:18.060 --> 0:31:20.340
<v Speaker 2>break down the profit and loss. Cause a lot of

0:31:20.360 --> 0:31:22.360
<v Speaker 2>people will be interested in that. I think it'll be

0:31:22.380 --> 0:31:23.700
<v Speaker 2>interesting for you to see. Why don't we do a

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<v Speaker 2>bonus on big business with you and talk about the

0:31:26.200 --> 0:31:28.670
<v Speaker 2>business of touring? Yeah, we could do that. Yeah, for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Come back on big business.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, if you came to the show, thank you

0:31:35.370 --> 0:31:37.010
<v Speaker 2>so much. For those who don't know, we ended up

0:31:37.090 --> 0:31:41.100
<v Speaker 2>selling out 30 shows around the country. Over 10,000 tickets sold.

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<v Speaker 1>Insert round of applause.

0:31:43.580 --> 0:31:46.360
<v Speaker 2>Over 10,000 tickets sold to this tour that I thought

0:31:46.400 --> 0:31:48.780
<v Speaker 2>no one would buy a ticket to because we're in

0:31:48.800 --> 0:31:51.020
<v Speaker 2>a cost of living crisis. And when my tour manager

0:31:51.060 --> 0:31:53.800
<v Speaker 2>came to me, in the first round and said, we're

0:31:53.820 --> 0:31:56.020
<v Speaker 2>going to do 24 shows. I went, this is going

0:31:56.040 --> 0:31:58.620
<v Speaker 2>to be the biggest flop of my career because no

0:31:58.680 --> 0:32:00.440
<v Speaker 2>one's got any money. No one wants to leave the

0:32:00.480 --> 0:32:03.920
<v Speaker 2>house and to sell out 20 shows in the first

0:32:03.980 --> 0:32:05.370
<v Speaker 2>round and then be able to put on an encore

0:32:05.400 --> 0:32:10.730
<v Speaker 2>tour of another 13 of which we sold out 10 is, and,

0:32:10.870 --> 0:32:14.370
<v Speaker 2>and you know what we say sold out 30, but realistically,

0:32:14.410 --> 0:32:16.750
<v Speaker 2>like you could argue that the entire thing was sold

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<v Speaker 2>out because, uh, for example, in Tamworth, uh, like that's

0:32:21.230 --> 0:32:25.610
<v Speaker 2>room holds 350. And as I said, you're never going

0:32:25.630 --> 0:32:28.320
<v Speaker 2>to sell 350 tickets in Tamworth. If I was to

0:32:28.360 --> 0:32:29.980
<v Speaker 2>get to a hundred, that's a good crowd. We got

0:32:30.020 --> 0:32:33.400
<v Speaker 2>to 200 in Tamworth. Like to me, that sold out

0:32:33.420 --> 0:32:35.700
<v Speaker 2>because all I wanted was a hundred and we doubled

0:32:35.740 --> 0:32:39.960
<v Speaker 2>that and never would have expected that. So realistically, and

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<v Speaker 2>did you know, technically legally 85% means a sellout tour.

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<v Speaker 2>Like if you sell 85% of tickets over the whole

0:32:47.090 --> 0:32:51.090
<v Speaker 2>course of the tour, that, um, that means sold out. Well,

0:32:51.130 --> 0:32:51.790
<v Speaker 2>we sold 96, 96.

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<v Speaker 3>I've actually always wondered that because, um, I saw Zara

0:32:55.610 --> 0:32:58.150
<v Speaker 3>Larson trying to sell the tickets to her Thailand show

0:32:58.690 --> 0:33:00.940
<v Speaker 3>and how she was like dancing every day until I

0:33:00.980 --> 0:33:02.200
<v Speaker 3>sell out my Thailand show.

0:33:02.440 --> 0:33:04.959
<v Speaker 1>And then I was thinking to myself, um, how can

0:33:05.000 --> 0:33:06.140
<v Speaker 1>you sell every single seat?

0:33:06.180 --> 0:33:08.400
<v Speaker 3>Like surely there's one or two left, but maybe sell

0:33:08.620 --> 0:33:11.160
<v Speaker 3>out is like over a certain percent of the stadium.

0:33:11.360 --> 0:33:14.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So my, when I say 30 sold out shows,

0:33:14.280 --> 0:33:17.570
<v Speaker 2>that means not a single ticket left. Right. But, uh,

0:33:17.950 --> 0:33:21.469
<v Speaker 2>technically if you see like sold out national tour like

0:33:21.510 --> 0:33:23.850
<v Speaker 2>we could do that for bring back glamour but i

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<v Speaker 2>just it doesn't feel right to me but technically like

0:33:25.730 --> 0:33:28.670
<v Speaker 2>legally 85 is the industry standard like if you sell

0:33:28.770 --> 0:33:31.190
<v Speaker 2>over 85 you can say it was a sold out

0:33:31.230 --> 0:33:31.660
<v Speaker 2>tour yeah.

0:33:31.540 --> 0:33:32.860
<v Speaker 3>That's what i was wondering because i'm like how can

0:33:32.880 --> 0:33:34.640
<v Speaker 3>she sell every single ticket like what if there's one

0:33:34.680 --> 0:33:36.780
<v Speaker 3>left and then she can't say it's sold out so

0:33:37.140 --> 0:33:37.860
<v Speaker 3>yeah maybe she.

0:33:37.800 --> 0:33:40.660
<v Speaker 2>Got to like that 85 or whatever but but there

0:33:40.680 --> 0:33:42.840
<v Speaker 2>you go But yeah, just like a huge thank you

0:33:42.860 --> 0:33:44.200
<v Speaker 2>to everyone who's come on this journey with me. You

0:33:44.240 --> 0:33:45.780
<v Speaker 2>don't have to hear me talk about it ever again.

0:33:45.800 --> 0:33:47.500
<v Speaker 2>I never have to fucking vlog this and promote this.

0:33:47.540 --> 0:33:49.760
<v Speaker 2>And I'm so happy for that because I think about

0:33:49.780 --> 0:33:53.620
<v Speaker 2>the poor people who bought tickets for the first week

0:33:53.660 --> 0:33:56.700
<v Speaker 2>of May. And here we are in September.

0:33:56.240 --> 0:33:58.150
<v Speaker 1>And I'm still bloody talking about it.

0:33:59.500 --> 0:34:01.380
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, just a huge thank you. And I'm so

0:34:01.420 --> 0:34:04.320
<v Speaker 2>happy that everybody enjoyed it. And I'll see you in

0:34:04.380 --> 0:34:06.680
<v Speaker 2>another two years with another tour. Or I might be

0:34:06.700 --> 0:34:08.980
<v Speaker 2>back next year, actually. I might be working on a

0:34:09.020 --> 0:34:12.680
<v Speaker 2>mini tour. I don't know. Something new, but you'll find

0:34:12.700 --> 0:34:14.420
<v Speaker 2>out about that later. So I'll see you next Tuesday.