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Speaker 1: Sits and with her with Kate Ritchie podcast.

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Speaker 2: I mean, it's a big decision when you name a

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Speaker 2: child and you've got ten months to think about it,

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Speaker 2: and maybe even prior to that, you think, one day,

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Speaker 2: if we have a kid, let's call him Darren. You know,

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Speaker 2: a strong male name like that, or Ean or Gary Brett.

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Speaker 3: Brett is your Jean Paul.

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Speaker 2: Jean Paul is another suggestion with a bit of an

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Speaker 2: international flavor to.

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Speaker 3: It, which Whipper was close.

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Speaker 2: JP whip Fleet.

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Speaker 4: I loved it.

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Speaker 5: When we were in the NT and someone was calling

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Speaker 5: you mick.

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Speaker 4: Did you notice that who was calling me mickling?

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Speaker 5: She did call you mick. Yeah.

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Speaker 4: On one of that there was mixed whips up there

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Speaker 4: as well. You should have got up with the actual

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Speaker 4: myth there.

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Speaker 2: And I kept getting her name wrong. I kept calling

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Speaker 2: her alling instead of Ailing. I got quite confused by Herna.

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Speaker 2: That's a tough name if you ask me ailing.

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Speaker 5: But I don't think you were trying. And I think

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Speaker 5: that is an issue with some names. And I think

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Speaker 5: in Australia we're a bit lazy.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if we don't understand it, if it's not Steve

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Speaker 2: or Ryan, we don't bother Kate.

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Speaker 3: I'll walk into a restaurant, would you like a seat?

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Speaker 3: What name? What's your name? And I'll go Ryan, and

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Speaker 3: I'll go all right over here, Ron.

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Speaker 2: I mean, that shouldn't be tricky, right, that should be

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Speaker 2: pretty straightforward. This kid has come out and said I've

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Speaker 2: got the worst name in the world. He's described it

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Speaker 2: as awful, and he's about to turn eighteen and he

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Speaker 2: said the minute I am, the minute I take over, guys,

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Speaker 2: I'm changing my name immediately. He wants to change his

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Speaker 2: name to Luke. At the moment, his name is pronounced look.

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Speaker 4: So you spell it like look.

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Speaker 2: No, this is how you spell his name l E

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Speaker 2: W C K double.

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Speaker 4: Eu, which is Australian, but it's meant to be pronounced Look.

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Speaker 4: That's your parents are really taking the old.

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Speaker 2: This is just a disaster of a name. Nobody, nobody

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Speaker 2: understands my name. When I introduced myself and if I

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Speaker 2: ever met a female, they laugh at me because I've

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Speaker 2: got to introduce myself one hundred times.

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Speaker 6: Hi, I'm look, ye, we went.

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Speaker 3: A different spelling for Houston. I mean Houston you think

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Speaker 3: of the the state in America.

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Speaker 5: Yes, Houston, we got an issue.

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Speaker 4: You e s t O N.

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Speaker 3: But see, this is the thing. We just went with

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Speaker 3: h E W because we knew he was going to

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Speaker 3: be Huey. He was always going to enough to be Huey.

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Speaker 3: So if you do Houston, h o U, how do

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Speaker 3: you do? How would you spell Huey?

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Speaker 5: Oh? I see what you mean?

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Speaker 1: H o U?

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Speaker 2: I E H like I E it's weird.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I know what. I know what you were doing.

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Speaker 4: Get caught out?

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Speaker 2: Is it Liza in Rose.

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Speaker 6: Bay or is it Lisa? Lisa, Lisa and Liza?

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Speaker 4: Okay, what do you get all the time?

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Speaker 6: So my name is Liza. I was named after over

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Speaker 6: the Elliot.

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Speaker 3: My mom was a little.

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Speaker 6: Upstairs when I was born.

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Speaker 1: But when I introduced myself, I'm like, I'm a name Lisa.

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Speaker 6: Then we'll have a conversation. Then at the end of

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Speaker 6: the conversation, I go by Lisa. And then I think,

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Speaker 6: when a conversation, did I say my les.

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Speaker 1: Lisa or Eliza or Eliza?

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Speaker 6: I mean my friend's kind of shortness Liza.

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Speaker 1: I'm like, especially in Australia.

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Speaker 3: Liar, I would call you the liar.

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Speaker 4: Lydia is such a liar? Yeah, Lydia, what name do

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Speaker 4: you get?

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Speaker 6: My name is Lydia, and every time that I have

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Speaker 6: a substitute teacher in class, they somehow call me Linda,

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Speaker 6: and so I'll just be sitting there waiting for someone

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Speaker 6: to respond to the name Linda, and then it'll turn

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Speaker 6: out that's me, and I'm just wondering where the end

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Speaker 6: came from.

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Speaker 3: For a kid, though, when one of your friends gets

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Speaker 3: called or they pronounced your name wrong, it is the

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Speaker 3: best thing ever.

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Speaker 5: The funniest. I think it's even around here. If somebody

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Speaker 5: who takes the liberty of calling me Katie and I've

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Speaker 5: never met him before, there's like a silent alarm that

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Speaker 5: goes off in the rumor. I'm not going to be

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Speaker 5: happy with that.

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Speaker 3: I still remember my best mate used to live with

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Speaker 3: David Manhood and in the mail one day he got

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Speaker 3: a letter for David Manhead and for the rest of

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Speaker 3: his life he's been known as Manhead.

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Speaker 2: What about what about Jonesy?

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Speaker 3: And he gets so he's Heath, He's man I'm stuffing

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Speaker 3: it up Health Jones. No, he's Heath James, right, So

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Speaker 3: he gets he gets Heath Jones, he gets Keith Jones.

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Speaker 3: He rocked up. He rocked up the Thailand and there

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Speaker 3: was a guy there with a sign saying health.

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Speaker 2: It's good, it's simple, thanks for your cool chlamydia.

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Speaker 1: Is it?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: My name is ben Chica, So it's like so uh,

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Speaker 1: I produnces my name as Vanishka and then my last

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Speaker 1: name is aya I y e up. But everyone pronounces

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Speaker 1: it as a liar with an alka some reason, so

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Speaker 1: I always have to tell them not actually ben chicar

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Speaker 1: and somethings that ends up getting even worse, like veni

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Speaker 1: and other weird stuff.

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Speaker 5: And I think sometimes do the blind when you try

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Speaker 5: and fix it, they just stare at you blankly like

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Speaker 5: I'm not going to remember that, and I'm not going

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Speaker 5: to try what you What.

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Speaker 3: Did you come at high school?

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Speaker 6: Ben Chiki?

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Speaker 3: Did you get did you get a nickname? Well?

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Speaker 1: I'm still eleven now, I'm still in your six. So

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Speaker 1: it's just like my teachers sometimes when I first start it,

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Speaker 1: so just like and I went smer reported this for

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Speaker 1: my name wrong in one of them, and I had

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Speaker 1: to go back to actually eventually got like, oh yeah,

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Speaker 1: I remember.

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Speaker 6: Now, So why have you in U six? Are you

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Speaker 6: eleven or twelve?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: What is very mature, Chica is driving drop dropping your Mama.

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Speaker 6: She's on a phone driving The.

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Speaker 1: Bitsy and Whipper with Kate.

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