Speaker 1: We got get morning every day.
Speaker 2: Adelaides.
Speaker 3: When the last time we went to the zoo and
Speaker 3: saw the pandits.
Speaker 1: Oh not for a little while, because in my expirits,
Speaker 1: every time I've gone, they just sit there with their
Speaker 1: legs bread and scratch themselves.
Speaker 3: Is that the pandas or me? It can be sometimes
Speaker 3: a little bit disappointing.
Speaker 2: The pandas it can be underwhelming.
Speaker 3: Would you rather see pandas or some really really nice,
Speaker 3: big fluffy dogs.
Speaker 2: We have a choice in this space. If the big
Speaker 2: fluffy dogs were doing a bit, then probably.
Speaker 3: Then okay, maybe this zoo in China is for you.
Speaker 3: This particular zoo sparked all out pandera ammonium after they
Speaker 3: dressed in dogs as pandas because they didn't have the
Speaker 3: genuine artifact as seen in some viral photos that went around.
Speaker 3: They're chow chow dogs, yes, you know, those big fluffy
Speaker 3: choo chow dogs. So they were unveiled on the first
Speaker 3: of May. It Tie Zoo zoo. So they're big head
Speaker 3: breed Northern China dogs which are so ridiculously fluck They've
Speaker 3: also got the blue tongues. Have you seen the chowch.
Speaker 2: Out Oh yes, yes, yeah, yeah, So.
Speaker 3: Zoo officials reportedly trimmed their mane and dyed their faces
Speaker 3: black to look like China's iconic bamboo eating bed. They
Speaker 3: then put the so called panda dogs on display in
Speaker 3: an enclosure every day from eight to five, attracting thousands
Speaker 3: of people despite the obvious bam boozelement per the sanctuaries stuffers.
Speaker 3: So they've pretty much got white and black dye all
Speaker 3: over them, and kids were probably coming up and saying, oh,
Speaker 3: look at the panda. Can I pad it ah? Hello,
Speaker 3: friendly panda.
Speaker 2: Okay, I've just googled them. I have to say they've
Speaker 2: done a pretty damn good job.
Speaker 3: Yeah they have, And they might actually be better than
Speaker 3: the real thing. They'd be more active than the real thing.
Speaker 3: And I get I tell you what. I bet you
Speaker 3: they're mating more than the real thing.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well they're dogs. Goodness me.
Speaker 3: You hand have a situation where you've just been looking
Speaker 3: forward to something because no doubt so many zoos and
Speaker 3: be like, we're going to see the fans go and
Speaker 3: see the fans that are left me going was that
Speaker 3: a bunch of dogs?
Speaker 2: I looked away, disappointed.
Speaker 1: I walked away from movie on the Gold Coast and
Speaker 1: the kids were so hyped about it, just going never ever,
Speaker 1: ever again. And do you know why because they lined
Speaker 1: up for an hour for one roller coaster ride that
Speaker 1: lasted sixteen seconds. And then we went and saw some
Speaker 1: crappy ute mustard display. Did you go to the there's
Speaker 1: just like little tweety bird walking around like, oh my god,
Speaker 1: this is that just cost us four hundred dollars as
Speaker 1: a family.
Speaker 3: Really looking forward to it, you leave extremely disappointed? Yeah,
Speaker 3: what about you? Producers are one?
Speaker 4: I went to an awesome beach festival a few years
Speaker 4: ago that was headlined by Angus and Julius Stone.
Speaker 2: Yes, should have been amazing.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I was so excited to see them live. I
Speaker 4: don't think they were in the same room with us.
Speaker 4: How you got up there and we're off with the
Speaker 4: fairies to see sure. Yeah, and they did the classic
Speaker 4: thing that these low key cool artists do, but they
Speaker 4: didn't play a single hit.
Speaker 2: Oh right, I'm just play all their new stuff. Come on, ang.
Speaker 3: Joe, you guys love us so much that you will
Speaker 3: instantly love our new stuff. Yeah, we don't even know
Speaker 3: what you're doing. How do you know what we're doing?
Speaker 3: We are so blazed off our faces.
Speaker 2: Yes, can I propose something?
Speaker 1: I can imagine that Cara Hayes has been to an
Speaker 1: event and left very disappointed.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, yes, we're just going to put that at
Speaker 3: thirteen twenty fourteen. Have you been in a situation where
Speaker 3: maybe you're really looking forward to something, you've been promised
Speaker 3: something really big, and in your left disappointment.
Speaker 2: Like like your wedding night.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we'll take the cause next, No course, FM, car Hayes,
Speaker 3: thank you very much.
Speaker 2: He's what you're waking up to Adelaide.
Speaker 5: Breaking news.
Speaker 2: What's the news todays.
Speaker 1: We've all been watching on in horror with this story
Speaker 1: of the brothers from Perth, Jack and Callum, who were
Speaker 1: murdered on a surfing trip in Mexico with their American friend,
Speaker 1: allegedly in a carjacking gone wrong. Now we knew that
Speaker 1: the parents, Martin and Deborah Robinson, have.
Speaker 2: Traveled over there.
Speaker 1: They spoke yesterday from Ocean Beach in California and this
Speaker 1: is what Debra had to say about the passing of
Speaker 1: her sons.
Speaker 6: Now it's time to bring them home to families and
Speaker 6: friends and the ocean waves in Australia. Please live bigger,
Speaker 6: shine brighter, and love harder in their memory.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: I don't really have many words for this story. It's
Speaker 1: just absolutely heartbreaking for that family. And you know, you
Speaker 1: don't know what the motives were for these these three
Speaker 1: Mexicans who allegedly shot with the brothers in the car
Speaker 1: jacking gone wrong. There's rumors that they were after the
Speaker 1: tires of the car.
Speaker 2: There's rumors that.
Speaker 1: Are in the wrong place at the wrong time, and
Speaker 1: it was part of a drug deal, imminent drug deal
Speaker 1: gone wrong. Who knows who's to say, but family has
Speaker 1: been left absolutely decimated and it is horribly, horribly tragic.
Speaker 3: It never recovered from a situation, not that as a family,
Speaker 3: but does make you think as well for.
Speaker 2: Young people thinking about.
Speaker 3: Think about traveling and things like that.
Speaker 1: Oh God, if my kids came to me and said
Speaker 1: I want to travel through Mexico, be like no chance.
Speaker 3: Yeah, very concerning stuff. And look, more information will come
Speaker 3: out in terms of more answers, but yeah, it's just
Speaker 3: a tragic story.
Speaker 2: Do you know if they've upgraded the charges yet to murder.
Speaker 7: Yeah, there's one who will be facing a court hearing today, Okay,
Speaker 7: and the charge is it still says set to be
Speaker 7: upgraded to murder.
Speaker 1: Right, okay, because at the moment it's just kidnapping, yeah,
Speaker 1: attempted kidnapping, but it will be now now that the
Speaker 1: bodies have been identified, it'll be upgraded.
Speaker 8: And that's I think what the court hearing is today.
Speaker 3: Okay, there you go, perhaps what do you got?
Speaker 7: So a bit of a change of pace, but we
Speaker 7: are on the countdown to this year's Eurovision.
Speaker 8: I'm excited.
Speaker 7: I don't know why I've over the years sort of
Speaker 7: I don't know, got onto the bandwagon a Feurovision. But
Speaker 7: this year is super exciting because we have say group
Speaker 7: Electric Fields representing us. So their song is called One
Speaker 7: Hearsh or one Blood and is in South Australian Aboriginal language.
Speaker 8: Take a listen.
Speaker 2: To the planets, the panels.
Speaker 3: Oh what's going on with my hips?
Speaker 8: It's a bit of a boffy one, isn't it around
Speaker 8: the place?
Speaker 7: But yeah, so they're over, Yeah, they're over and doing
Speaker 7: final rehearsals at the moment. It's all happening in the
Speaker 7: next sort of twenty four hours.
Speaker 8: Eurovision. The favor is Croatia.
Speaker 7: They've sent a rock band over there called Baby Lasagna
Speaker 7: and apparently they're as mad as cut snakes.
Speaker 1: So not that you want to politicize Eurovision, but there
Speaker 1: was talk they were going to ban Russia a Russia compiding.
Speaker 8: I'm not one hundred percent sure.
Speaker 7: Actually I have to look that up, but yeah, they
Speaker 7: were going to and I.
Speaker 8: Think they did, didn't they last year they weren't allowed to.
Speaker 2: But there's definitely heightened security around it this year.
Speaker 7: Yeah, one hundred percent. But I was looking back at
Speaker 7: who Australia have since. So we debuted in Eurovision in
Speaker 7: twenty fifteen, we've sent people like Dummy in Guy Sebastian,
Speaker 7: Kate Miller, Haydekey, we sent Voyager last year. They were
Speaker 7: a WA band and it was the first time ever
Speaker 7: that a band had represented US.
Speaker 8: And then I was looking.
Speaker 7: So it was first held in nineteen fifty in Britain
Speaker 7: and it was an experiment in transnational television broadcasting and
Speaker 7: now it's grown to what it is now.
Speaker 2: So yeah, there you go, and there's no going back.
Speaker 2: We've committed to it.
Speaker 7: Now we've committed to it. I mean, will we will
Speaker 7: we win against Baby Lasagna? Electric Fields versus Baby Lasagna?
Speaker 7: Who's to say?
Speaker 9: Real?
Speaker 3: David Vegel situation.
Speaker 7: Well, I did say earlier this week that I identify
Speaker 7: as microwave because I eat everything. So I'm going baby Lazagna.
Speaker 7: That's my vote. Sorry, Electric Fields.
Speaker 3: So Ben Russia get tatoo in. Go on, do the
Speaker 3: right thing. Make it interesting. I don't know what the
Speaker 3: ladies up through these days. Oh it's been a what
Speaker 3: you know, but the memories of a fresher young hero
Speaker 3: from Rush live in our souls as.
Speaker 2: A young boy. Perhaps goodness.
Speaker 3: Hey, let's round it out with some news from the NFL.
Speaker 3: There was a report yesterday that emerged that potentially the
Speaker 3: AFL we're going to introduce premiership rings instead of premiership medal. Okay,
Speaker 3: which what they do in the NRL, and of course
Speaker 3: it's huge over the stage. You get a championship ring
Speaker 3: for NBA, NFL and probably all sorts of other things.
Speaker 10: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine though, the premiership medal being replaced by
Speaker 3: a ring. It's not us, is it.
Speaker 2: They do it in the ifl W.
Speaker 3: They do in the ifl W.
Speaker 2: Yes, they do.
Speaker 10: They did for a couple of years, or they phased
Speaker 10: it out. I think they may have phased out. They
Speaker 10: do have a couple of the Crows ones on display
Speaker 10: at West Lakes in the front in the foyer, So
Speaker 10: some of the girls have let them display them.
Speaker 2: So they don't wear them.
Speaker 3: Girls aren't that interested in them.
Speaker 10: They are very like Gordy like over the top rings.
Speaker 10: They're not a ring that you would wear on the daily,
Speaker 10: not at all.
Speaker 3: Okay, the AFL came out Yestone said that as absolutely erroneous.
Speaker 3: They said, we've given out premiership medals for the past
Speaker 3: hundred years. We intend to give our premiership medals for
Speaker 3: the next one hundred years.
Speaker 2: It's not funny how these rumors start.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like the Patrick Dangerfields coming back to Adelaide one.
Speaker 2: Interesting, Well, there's probably some.
Speaker 3: It was probably a conversation. Okay, it actually happening would
Speaker 3: be a different story.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, Okay.
Speaker 1: We got a phone call from a listener yesterday who
Speaker 1: shall remain nameless.
Speaker 2: However, I will say it raised some eyebrows amongst the team.
Speaker 2: We all went, can you can you be called that?
Speaker 3: I thought it was a joke.
Speaker 2: Are you allowed to be called that?
Speaker 3: So it was a joke, it was a genuine serious
Speaker 3: course or couldn't be so it was?
Speaker 1: So I'm not going to say the name however, I
Speaker 1: will say that it is on the list of band
Speaker 1: names band baby names across Australia.
Speaker 2: I'll let you try and work out who who entered
Speaker 2: a competition under this name.
Speaker 1: But anyway, would you like me to run through the
Speaker 1: list of names that you cannot call your kid?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm going to be honest with you, I didn't
Speaker 3: know that there was such a list as a genuine
Speaker 3: band list of names.
Speaker 1: There is one hundred percent a banded list names in Australia.
Speaker 3: So what happens if you said to the birth Register's office,
Speaker 3: so I want to call this they could say, no,
Speaker 3: that's you.
Speaker 2: Cannot It's against the law. There you okay?
Speaker 1: So the number one name that you can't use is
Speaker 1: just at the AT symbol?
Speaker 3: Who a prince? Like just the love symbol?
Speaker 2: But who will do that? What's your name at at at?
Speaker 10: What?
Speaker 3: And what at me?
Speaker 2: At me? I'm at at gmail like what? I'm so confused?
Speaker 1: Very unique though, So you can't use that, You can't
Speaker 1: use Adolf Hitler yep, that I can't call your baby that.
Speaker 3: That's very very fair.
Speaker 2: While you would want to, I'm not entirely sure.
Speaker 3: You can all work out.
Speaker 1: Why, Although if it ever suited anyone. It's probably abby
Speaker 1: in the newsroom, don't.
Speaker 8: You forget it?
Speaker 2: Baby off? You cannot call your kid Australia why not?
Speaker 2: You just can't.
Speaker 3: So you can call your kids all sorts of different
Speaker 3: capital cities, for example in Adelaide. I think there's is
Speaker 3: it Sidney? Brian Lara called his daughter Sydney, Yeah, because
Speaker 3: he loved the city so much. Yeah, there's probably Brisbane,
Speaker 3: no doubt. There's a couple of little perths out there.
Speaker 3: Who knows, I know a couple of Bendy Goes.
Speaker 2: Do you know any Do you know any woggle woggers?
Speaker 3: I don't know any wogga woggers off the top of mate.
Speaker 2: You can't call your kid commodore?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah that's good. Why is that?
Speaker 2: By the way, I have no idea.
Speaker 3: So is it because of what that particular name is
Speaker 3: probably trademarked, is it?
Speaker 5: Well?
Speaker 2: I would say so.
Speaker 10: I think that's the same with the other ones Jode's,
Speaker 10: like I think you mentioned off air Facebook, those ones
Speaker 10: like that. I think if they're trademarked, they're not allowed
Speaker 10: to register it as Yeah.
Speaker 2: Or Ikea.
Speaker 1: You can't call your kid Ikea and you can't call
Speaker 1: your kid I'm at either the old school computer, because we're.
Speaker 3: Just wondering whether that's the guys at the birth and
Speaker 3: Register office going no, no, no, no, don't put your kids so
Speaker 3: far behind by naming it commodore. Yes, give it more
Speaker 3: of a chance. Yeah, how about you just go with cam.
Speaker 1: Also, baby Cyanide is out. Ye, here's another trademark one nattella.
Speaker 3: Oh nutsy ye of course ntella? Why would that enter
Speaker 3: your brain? Is an option?
Speaker 2: You cannot call your kids seamen of course.
Speaker 3: You can't spogsy Nope no, or g bang fongers No,
Speaker 3: not going to work.
Speaker 2: You can't call your kid married Juanna.
Speaker 3: No, you can't, or blazer.
Speaker 2: Or Medicare. Why would you want to call your kid medicare?
Speaker 2: Do you have your Medicare card?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: But I've got my Medicare. Baby, this is Medicare.
Speaker 3: Please say hello?
Speaker 1: Oh I hate saying this one. You can't call your
Speaker 1: kid panties, which is fair enough. I would say, why not?
Speaker 3: That's certainly not like trademarks.
Speaker 2: Also, can't call your kid ned Kelly.
Speaker 3: Really, purely because of his criminal history.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, unless you want to get your baby traveling
Speaker 1: around with like a tin on its head with a
Speaker 1: slit for eyes, unless you want.
Speaker 3: To do that a nice big tattoo such as life.
Speaker 2: Been cousins cousins call he keeps short.
Speaker 3: Head, short head, little shitty, can't do that. This is outrageous.
Speaker 3: I didn't know. There are actually a bunch of games
Speaker 3: which he couldn't.
Speaker 2: True eighty three on the list.
Speaker 1: And finally, you cannot call your child once you give.
Speaker 3: Birth scroton scrotsy, so he'll never be born into a
Speaker 3: situation where his nickname can be sexy. Ever again, it
Speaker 3: was sad.
Speaker 2: Well we live in you can you'll out haynakas.
Speaker 3: Though that'll do. What a twisted country we live in?
Speaker 3: There you go, stondy, naisy if we've got some Mother's
Speaker 3: Day hampers to give to you very very soon, registering
Speaker 3: details right now by the no player, tell us why
Speaker 3: your mum is so special?
Speaker 1: It is Little baby scrotum took their first steps today.
Speaker 3: Look at him bouncing away?
Speaker 11: What the pork?
Speaker 2: What the pork sk So we spoke about this yesterday.
Speaker 1: Just one of the most awkward, horrible moments I've seen
Speaker 1: in television. So basically I was watching Sunrise on the
Speaker 1: weekend and this poor girl, Tagan Dowling. She was a
Speaker 1: signed with the task, Hey, go round to this person's
Speaker 1: house and give them a big novelty check for ten
Speaker 1: thousand dollars and tell them they can fly anywhere with
Speaker 1: Jetstar and it's going to be amazing and you'll be great, Tagan. However,
Speaker 1: unfortunately there was an errand producer who probably got into
Speaker 1: all sorts of trouble who failed to check if the
Speaker 1: said person was home.
Speaker 2: Here we go, come on to the door. There's no
Speaker 2: car in the driveway.
Speaker 9: Hello, Barbara.
Speaker 2: Maybe we'll see if we can go down this way.
Speaker 2: Are there signs of life? And those are someone inside?
Speaker 12: I can see it.
Speaker 2: Puffy dog down here? Hello? Is your owner home?
Speaker 6: Please?
Speaker 2: We'll come back to your teach and good luck.
Speaker 3: The dog was very aggressive. Can I tell two.
Speaker 1: Years ago this enough Andrew Hayes. That went on for
Speaker 1: minutes and minutes and minutes and minutes. She tried the
Speaker 1: front door and they're like, go around the side, Tagan.
Speaker 1: So she went around the side and.
Speaker 2: They're like, try to open the door, and she's like,
Speaker 2: ah no, it's locked. Absolute furfy.
Speaker 1: She was thrown And I just like, if that hadn't
Speaker 1: been me and you had to pad for like four
Speaker 1: or five minutes on TV on live national television.
Speaker 2: Absolute nightmare.
Speaker 3: It well just melt and all of a sudden you
Speaker 3: forget how to talk, and your eyes forget how to
Speaker 3: look at things. So what happens is you end up dribbling,
Speaker 3: not talking, and your eyes and pupils pointing in different directions.
Speaker 3: TV looking great.
Speaker 1: There. We've had our own sort of what the fork
Speaker 1: situation here?
Speaker 2: Oh, absolute nightmare at work?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what place fails? Third and twenty four ten get
Speaker 3: involved with what the Fork? But what about news reader
Speaker 3: Abbey a few months ago? I think it was sort
Speaker 3: of mid last year when she was just rattling off
Speaker 3: the weather in a beautiful part of the northern community.
Speaker 7: Checking over weather at shower or two and twenty one
Speaker 7: the top it's one hundred and forty in Elizabeth.
Speaker 8: Sorry it's fourteen and Elizabeth on.
Speaker 7: Adelaide's over nine one nine, So take your pick, abs.
Speaker 3: Was it one hundred and forty degrees or was it
Speaker 3: the failure to turn the mic off before you really
Speaker 3: really dropped out.
Speaker 8: Let's be honest, every time I put this mic on,
Speaker 8: it's a train crash.
Speaker 2: So yeah, goodness, mate.
Speaker 8: Then it was the time that I coughed, couldn't stop coughing.
Speaker 3: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: And I tried to run in and run in and
Speaker 2: help and couldn't. Yeah.
Speaker 3: I tried to perform the hymen maneuver.
Speaker 2: The what hymen?
Speaker 3: I said that wrong?
Speaker 2: The hymen is a whole other, different part of the anatomy.
Speaker 8: Please don't touch me there. I'd be going to.
Speaker 3: H not trying to perform that maneuver on news reader, Abby.
Speaker 7: I mean, you kissed me on the forehead every morning,
Speaker 7: but that's the whole other level.
Speaker 2: Hazy.
Speaker 8: You got a wife, babe?
Speaker 3: Sorry, Yes, HR is calling. What do you guys want?
Speaker 2: The exit already?
Speaker 1: A you dropping the home and maneuver in the middle
Speaker 1: of a segment about workplace.
Speaker 3: Well that's what we're talking about, folks, thirteen twenty four ten.
Speaker 3: Your workplace failures? When has that resulted in? HR?
Speaker 2: What that one? Have you ever had any?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 6: My god?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I had one actually when I was working it
Speaker 3: over back in the day with Lewis and Low and
Speaker 3: I was the guy on the streets and they were
Speaker 3: doing National at the time. They were filling in and
Speaker 3: same situation. They threw to me and I was going
Speaker 3: to knock on someone's door, Oh yeah, to present them
Speaker 3: with the big prize. A week before that, I'd had
Speaker 3: surgery on my nose, okay, to get it fixed up
Speaker 3: because it was busted.
Speaker 10: Yep.
Speaker 3: It started absolutely pouring out with blood just as I
Speaker 3: was about to go into this door knocking.
Speaker 2: Oh no, And was it being videoed as well?
Speaker 3: Everywhere? There was blood everywhere, so much so that the
Speaker 3: girl answer daor, which was like, oh, I thought it
Speaker 3: was some poor homeless guy who'd just been building in
Speaker 3: the face and he was looking for a bit of refuge.
Speaker 2: Oh dear, So there you go.
Speaker 6: Okay.
Speaker 3: Thirteen twenty four ten share with us via what the
Speaker 3: fork Your workplace Fails?
Speaker 2: Caroline? Hello, what was your workplace failed?
Speaker 5: Dull so of quite an embarrassing moment as a year
Speaker 5: head and science teacher, I was wearing a lightweight long
Speaker 5: skirt addressing the class. Moving around the classroom, got a
Speaker 5: little bit too close to the air conditioning intake event
Speaker 5: and the skirt went and I was grappling to save
Speaker 5: a little bit of faith. The year ten boys loved it,
Speaker 5: but I wasn't quite so.
Speaker 11: Happy with the I take.
Speaker 2: So did it fly? Up, Caroline.
Speaker 3: I know it flew down, flew down, it go Oh
Speaker 3: my gosh. I was going to say I was picturing
Speaker 3: you during a little Marilyn Monroe, but you've done the opposite.
Speaker 5: It was that sucks.
Speaker 3: Do you know why, though, Caroline? I remember when I
Speaker 3: was in year ten and I've gone pretty I don't
Speaker 3: think they were talking about it at all. I don't
Speaker 3: think I'll even remember. There's not much going on for
Speaker 3: a sixteen year old.
Speaker 5: Boat, thank god, thank god. This is about ten years
Speaker 5: ago before phones were everywhere.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, there's no real hormones at play.
Speaker 3: They're just concentrating on what's the teacher trying to delive.
Speaker 3: I'm just trying to learn about themselves.
Speaker 1: About science, yeah, spot on about the Newton's theory, et cetera.
Speaker 2: Let's go to Jeanette. Hey, Jeannette, how are you going good?
Speaker 6: Good?
Speaker 2: What was your workplace fail?
Speaker 1: My love?
Speaker 12: Well, I was chatting to our new receptionist at work,
Speaker 12: and we were talking about how well she was doing.
Speaker 12: And I said to her, or what I'm meant to
Speaker 12: say was yes, you've fluttered in really well, But what
Speaker 12: I actually said was yes, you've fluttered in really well.
Speaker 12: And there are a few people around. But luckily she
Speaker 12: saw the humor.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was an overly humorous Ageonette when you looked
Speaker 3: her up and down and then said that and then
Speaker 3: added a little sweetie on.
Speaker 2: The end of it.
Speaker 12: I just kind of went silent when this rare for me,
Speaker 12: but ye, and just there, Yes, luckily I run saving
Speaker 12: the class.
Speaker 1: And then the new receptions is like, oh, that Janette
Speaker 1: tried to give me a compliment, but.
Speaker 3: You slaughted you very nicely.
Speaker 1: Let's go to Sarah. Good morning, Sarah, what the four
Speaker 1: capin at work?
Speaker 9: Good morning, beautiful people. Well, all I can say is
Speaker 9: I am glad that I still had a job after
Speaker 9: this sle incident. So I was just starting my corporate
Speaker 9: career as a very early twenty year old with one
Speaker 9: of the major financial institutions back in the early twenties,
Speaker 9: a twenty twenty. So I had one of my colleagues,
Speaker 9: my partner at the time was called Dan, and one
Speaker 9: of my colleagues got a phone call and she transfers
Speaker 9: the call through to me and she goes, Hi, Sarah,
Speaker 9: Dan's on the phone police. So I'm like, okay, cool
Speaker 9: Nor he's putting through. So I picked up the phone
Speaker 9: and I'm like, hey, Sexty, how are you going? This
Speaker 9: elderly gentleman proceeds to go, I beg your pardon and
Speaker 9: I've gone I've got clearly not my boyfriend much to
Speaker 9: do and absolutely freaked out. So you know, the best
Speaker 9: professional thing to do is just hang up the phone.
Speaker 9: And then I ran to the toilet and hit for
Speaker 9: about ten I think that he would bring back someone
Speaker 9: else's under the inquiry and then make my way out
Speaker 9: and forget nothing happened.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what you do.
Speaker 12: Meantime.
Speaker 1: Meantime, the other Dan's on the phone going did I
Speaker 1: dial one eight hundred?
Speaker 2: Happened here?
Speaker 3: Gentleman?
Speaker 2: Thank you, Sarah. I'm glad you survived. What the fork happened?
Speaker 3: At work?
Speaker 11: I borrowed a colleagues computer and was working on it
Speaker 11: and a pop up came up and I was like, yeah,
Speaker 11: rebt whatever, and I accidentally wiped her whole drives. That
Speaker 11: was humiliating. Thank goodness for share points because we got
Speaker 11: most of it back, but it was really hard. It
Speaker 11: was a big effort.
Speaker 3: I have about the conversation, initial conversation when you have
Speaker 3: to tell them what you've done and you're waiting for
Speaker 3: a reaction.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 11: Yeah, they were so good about it. They were so
Speaker 11: supportive because they said that they would probably have done
Speaker 11: the exact same thing, so they were really kind about it.
Speaker 11: But yeah, I was so nervous going over to tell her, God, come,
Speaker 11: all the work's gone.
Speaker 1: I get annoyed enough when people use your computer at
Speaker 1: work and then you go to log on you have
Speaker 1: to switch user and go through all that pilava and
Speaker 1: it takes you an extra five minutes.
Speaker 2: That makes me livid. And imagine if Emma wiped her.
Speaker 3: And then when someone brows computer and then it's chocolate
Speaker 3: box full of viruses and like.
Speaker 2: Where these viruses come from? Yeah? Crazyzy, do you know?
Speaker 3: No idea?
Speaker 2: Thanks so much, Jay, Good morning. You want the floor
Speaker 2: happen to work?
Speaker 11: So I am a teacher and I had just moved
Speaker 11: to school. That was my very first day. Luckily the
Speaker 11: kids weren't on site yet.
Speaker 13: We were there before the kids had come back, and
Speaker 13: I went in to use the toilet. This is the
Speaker 13: floor to ceiling door, so there's no weight in or out,
Speaker 13: and I actually broke the loss off, so I was
Speaker 13: stuck in this tiny, little claustrophobic room and I had
Speaker 13: to call the front office and they had to get
Speaker 13: a lock smith out to get me out.
Speaker 3: Bursday, look yourself in the toilet very often.
Speaker 1: No, that's it takes a fun, special kind of person
Speaker 1: to do that.
Speaker 13: Jade, Yeah, it does.
Speaker 2: Love done. Congratulations.
Speaker 3: What was the rule after that?
Speaker 5: Jade?
Speaker 3: Everyone, when Jay goes to the tour, just be warned
Speaker 3: she has to keep the door open.
Speaker 2: Yes, from now on. Good Jade, thank you so much.
Speaker 3: Happening with the Elizabeth Eagles.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so this is their record so far this season.
Speaker 1: Round one three hundred and forty seven to seven, Round
Speaker 1: two two hundred and sixty five to eleven, Round three
Speaker 1: two hundred and ninety six to thirteen, Round four their
Speaker 1: biggest loss to date five one hundred and sixteen to ZIP.
Speaker 2: That is eighty two goals to.
Speaker 3: MILS eighty two goals plus. I mean, if they've kicking
Speaker 3: straight Fitzroy Lions, they wouldn't beaten the roll about eighty
Speaker 3: five eighty six goals.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, so it's fair to say they're battling this season.
Speaker 1: In the Adelaide Football League League, DIP six broken a
Speaker 1: record on the weekend for the all time biggest score
Speaker 1: in that competition.
Speaker 3: It's an interesting headliner.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's amazing. However, it's not all derm and gloom. Okay,
Speaker 1: there is a light at the end of the tunnel.
Speaker 3: You've been working away behind the scene.
Speaker 1: I have been working away behind the scenes. I've spoken
Speaker 1: to the Eagles and I can confirm Andrew Hayes that
Speaker 1: they have agreed for you to play with them.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you've locked this, have you?
Speaker 1: I have locked it away. It is absolutely official. You
Speaker 1: are going to pull on the Eagles jumper. You're going
Speaker 1: to head out to your heartland, that is the Northern
Speaker 1: Football League out there, and you are going to have
Speaker 1: a run around.
Speaker 3: Great, Sorry about that. That was my hamstring. Yeah, just
Speaker 3: soaking in the news.
Speaker 2: When was the last time you played IFL football?
Speaker 3: Well, never played AFL football, so thanks very much, Joe. Again,
Speaker 3: last time I played any sort of football was twenty fifteen.
Speaker 2: Twenty fifteen, and was that sandfull?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 2: Yes, And you retired from the sample and that was it.
Speaker 2: You were done. You've not pulled on the boots since.
Speaker 3: I retired from the sample with my tail between my legs,
Speaker 3: and the tail was probably broken too, because everything else
Speaker 3: was broken my last three years and sample finished with
Speaker 3: an ankle, kneat shoulder reconstruction. Wow, okay, beautifully reconstructed since then?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well then you should be good to go.
Speaker 3: Ready to go? Are you serious?
Speaker 2: By the way, I'm one hundred serious. The Eagles have
Speaker 2: given you the green light to play.
Speaker 3: Oh, I've got butterflies.
Speaker 2: There are a few logistics to work out, but you're
Speaker 2: on like Donkey Kong?
Speaker 6: Right?
Speaker 2: How good?
Speaker 3: This is really really cool?
Speaker 2: Yep?
Speaker 3: Where to from here? I need to can I recruit
Speaker 3: some mates?
Speaker 1: Well, you mentioned that yesterday that you would like to
Speaker 1: enleaset the help of some mates. So you are more
Speaker 1: than welcome to gather the troops and save the Eagles
Speaker 1: as they know it.
Speaker 3: It's a very very strong word there, saved.
Speaker 2: Have you got some people in mind? Note?
Speaker 3: I definitely have some people on MA. I'll start doing
Speaker 3: some digging today and start speaking to some people who
Speaker 3: can maybe convince some people to come out of retirement. Yes,
Speaker 3: and see how we go.
Speaker 2: Okay, are you excited?
Speaker 3: You should be excited. I've got butterflies. Yeah, and I'm
Speaker 3: not even joking. This is my hamstring as we speak,
Speaker 3: very nervous along the lines of what are you about
Speaker 3: to do to us?
Speaker 2: Oh, you'll be fine, You'll be fine.
Speaker 10: Uh.
Speaker 2: We will do whatever it takes to get you.
Speaker 1: Kitted up and on the field for the Elizabeth Eagles,
Speaker 1: and you'll be out there as well.
Speaker 3: I'm guessing we'll play a home game.
Speaker 2: I'll come support you.
Speaker 3: What are you going to do?
Speaker 2: Well, I'm supposed to have a netball games. Well with it, Cica.
Speaker 2: I'll work around you.
Speaker 3: The sacrifice us.
Speaker 1: I'll put my own ambitions aside to help you. Saw
Speaker 1: like an eagle.
Speaker 3: Well play Elizabeth Eagles.
Speaker 7: Are you're going to have to get kidded up and
Speaker 7: be the person that rubs them on the sidelines.
Speaker 3: You know, you can be a trainer.
Speaker 8: He'll be off in two minutes with a saw hammi. Again,
Speaker 8: that is true.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Can you no one agreed to physical contact.
Speaker 3: Within a few days and whenever we suit up. Can
Speaker 3: you get qualified as a sports doctor?
Speaker 2: Absolutely?
Speaker 3: Okay, looking forward to that. Sure, this is really really good.
Speaker 3: I'm very nervous. I need to start getting recruiting. Okay,
Speaker 3: all right, let's make a big deal of this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the Eagles.
Speaker 3: We've always si Yeah, that's right. Jade's time to talk
Speaker 3: for days. Okay, you've been waiting for this all morning.
Speaker 3: Did you know his is that for he runs? Seventy
Speaker 3: to seventy five percent of the world's population, or about
Speaker 3: four billion people, do not use toilet paper, being instead
Speaker 3: for water.
Speaker 2: Wow, I did not know that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's an interesting way to clean your bump.
Speaker 1: I can tell you a stat from our house. Seventy
Speaker 1: five per cent of the children in the house don't
Speaker 1: replace the toilet paper when the role runs out.
Speaker 3: Yes, that makes a lot of sense, a lot of sense.
Speaker 3: I think that would be most households. So this practice
Speaker 3: is prevalent in large parts of Africa, Southeast a and
Speaker 3: southern Europe. In regions such as Southeast Age and also
Speaker 3: countries like Tunisia, Morocca, Egypt, and Jordan, water is a
Speaker 3: preferred method for personal hygien and washrooms. Typically, these areas
Speaker 3: might use a squatting hole in the floor rather than
Speaker 3: a Western style toilet, and many homes are equipped with
Speaker 3: a small shower or a hose for rinsing.
Speaker 2: You like this, Oh No, people aren't going to the
Speaker 2: toll in the shower, are they.
Speaker 3: No, No, rinsing is in like a small hose where
Speaker 3: you would go to the hall to rinse stuff off.
Speaker 3: In the US, the use of bidet is often referred
Speaker 3: to as bomb guns, is on the rise due to
Speaker 3: their lower environmental impact and high hygien ratings, as noted
Speaker 3: by so many US residents. Got me thinking, OUCHI is
Speaker 3: actually used a bidet? I have where and when passes
Speaker 3: the bumgum dull you done with the bumgun?
Speaker 1: In Dubai there's a lot of bum guns really yeah,
Speaker 1: but very complex though, like really hard to work out
Speaker 1: what means what smashing all the buttons and just see
Speaker 1: what happens.
Speaker 3: You gets several sort of shoots of bumgun thatt one.
Speaker 2: That's yeah, yeah, it's interesting.
Speaker 1: I did have an occasion whereby I was on a
Speaker 1: CCTV hunt for ten years, first out north and so
Speaker 1: basically that's where like someone had someone had driven a
Speaker 1: van and led police on a chase after a couple
Speaker 1: of robberies whatever.
Speaker 2: So you have to knock on people's doors and bum guns.
Speaker 1: Yes, knock on people's doors and say do you have
Speaker 1: any CCTV of said incident? And so we were in
Speaker 1: getting some footage from someone and it.
Speaker 2: Was I have to say, it was a nicer.
Speaker 1: It was just fairly modest, right, But as is the
Speaker 1: necessity on these occasions is sometimes you have to ask random.
Speaker 2: Strangers to use their toilets.
Speaker 1: Of course, because you've been on the road and there's
Speaker 1: no service station blah blah blah. So I said, do
Speaker 1: you mind if I use a toilet? He's like yeah,
Speaker 1: And I walk in and there was a bidet.
Speaker 3: That's not what I thought you were going to say.
Speaker 3: You don't see that.
Speaker 1: Often there was a self installed I reckon, It's like
Speaker 1: Salisbury North or something like.
Speaker 3: That, the dangerous ones through the self installed bum guns.
Speaker 1: What an interesting thing to invest your money in terms
Speaker 1: of renovations.
Speaker 2: What do we do with this extra ten grand cash?
Speaker 2: We need a bidet?
Speaker 3: Dull, we need a bum gun? Yeah, there you go.
Speaker 3: I've used it once on our honeymoon and Thailand, really
Speaker 3: and the pressure was just so extreme. I swear water
Speaker 3: came out of my mouth. But the initial shock of
Speaker 3: it doing its job was very very.
Speaker 2: Swear.
Speaker 3: I swear I could see through time just for a second. Really,
Speaker 3: I can only last back to it three seconds. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 3: bum guns not for me? What about you?
Speaker 2: News read I've never used one?
Speaker 3: Still clear of the bumgun.
Speaker 2: We've always think I.
Speaker 7: Will after you keep saying it like that.
Speaker 3: Big show coming up tomorrow. Yeah, it's a battle of
Speaker 3: the Banger's returns and boy you need a winner.
Speaker 1: Okay, alright, there's absolutely nothing I can say. You've been
Speaker 1: consistent in saying what a loser I am.
Speaker 2: All we come on.
Speaker 3: That's true though. The other thing that we found out
Speaker 3: today is that I am going to suit up for
Speaker 3: the Elizabeth Eagles.
Speaker 2: Amazing, This is incredible.
Speaker 1: So we've had confirmation from the Elizabeth Eagles that you
Speaker 1: can actually come out and play for them and maybe
Speaker 1: help stem the blood flow that is the losses, the
Speaker 1: significant losses that they've been having in four rounds of football.
Speaker 3: All right, well I need to get recruiting there, yes,
Speaker 3: you do. You need to get some friends on board
Speaker 3: to see exactly what we can do. What's the difference
Speaker 3: we can.
Speaker 2: Make working the phones? Please?
Speaker 3: All right, we'll update you on that tomorrow as well.
Speaker 3: And don't forget us of course as well. Ten K
Speaker 3: you may want to get yourself on the standby list.
Speaker 3: Just get yourself on at any stage across the day
Speaker 3: and just listen out for Ricky Leaked, Tim and jol
Speaker 3: this afternoon. That's it for us. Goodbye, Jase.
Speaker 2: See