WEBVTT - Fake Pandas & False Advertising 0:00:00.600 --> 0:00:03.800 We got get morning every day. 0:00:04.280 --> 0:00:04.880 Adelaides. 0:00:07.640 --> 0:00:09.119 When the last time we went to the zoo and 0:00:09.119 --> 0:00:10.600 saw the pandits. 0:00:10.400 --> 0:00:13.960 Oh not for a little while, because in my expirits, 0:00:14.000 --> 0:00:15.720 every time I've gone, they just sit there with their 0:00:15.800 --> 0:00:17.320 legs bread and scratch themselves. 0:00:18.680 --> 0:00:23.800 Is that the pandas or me? It can be sometimes 0:00:23.840 --> 0:00:24.759 a little bit disappointing. 0:00:24.760 --> 0:00:26.800 The pandas it can be underwhelming. 0:00:26.880 --> 0:00:30.080 Would you rather see pandas or some really really nice, 0:00:30.120 --> 0:00:31.040 big fluffy dogs. 0:00:32.560 --> 0:00:35.400 We have a choice in this space. If the big 0:00:35.440 --> 0:00:38.320 fluffy dogs were doing a bit, then probably. 0:00:37.920 --> 0:00:40.680 Then okay, maybe this zoo in China is for you. 0:00:41.680 --> 0:00:47.839 This particular zoo sparked all out pandera ammonium after they 0:00:47.920 --> 0:00:49.960 dressed in dogs as pandas because they didn't have the 0:00:50.000 --> 0:00:52.960 genuine artifact as seen in some viral photos that went around. 0:00:53.720 --> 0:00:56.440 They're chow chow dogs, yes, you know, those big fluffy 0:00:56.480 --> 0:00:59.000 choo chow dogs. So they were unveiled on the first 0:00:59.040 --> 0:01:03.320 of May. It Tie Zoo zoo. So they're big head 0:01:03.320 --> 0:01:06.840 breed Northern China dogs which are so ridiculously fluck They've 0:01:06.840 --> 0:01:08.840 also got the blue tongues. Have you seen the chowch. 0:01:08.560 --> 0:01:10.640 Out Oh yes, yes, yeah, yeah, So. 0:01:10.680 --> 0:01:13.600 Zoo officials reportedly trimmed their mane and dyed their faces 0:01:13.640 --> 0:01:17.840 black to look like China's iconic bamboo eating bed. They 0:01:17.880 --> 0:01:19.760 then put the so called panda dogs on display in 0:01:19.800 --> 0:01:22.520 an enclosure every day from eight to five, attracting thousands 0:01:22.520 --> 0:01:27.839 of people despite the obvious bam boozelement per the sanctuaries stuffers. 0:01:28.560 --> 0:01:31.400 So they've pretty much got white and black dye all 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:34.360 over them, and kids were probably coming up and saying, oh, 0:01:34.520 --> 0:01:40.000 look at the panda. Can I pad it ah? Hello, 0:01:40.080 --> 0:01:43.520 friendly panda. 0:01:44.360 --> 0:01:49.640 Okay, I've just googled them. I have to say they've 0:01:49.640 --> 0:01:50.960 done a pretty damn good job. 0:01:51.080 --> 0:01:53.280 Yeah they have, And they might actually be better than 0:01:53.320 --> 0:01:55.040 the real thing. They'd be more active than the real thing. 0:01:55.080 --> 0:01:57.240 And I get I tell you what. I bet you 0:01:57.320 --> 0:01:58.720 they're mating more than the real thing. 0:01:58.840 --> 0:02:01.680 Oh yeah, well they're dogs. Goodness me. 0:02:02.160 --> 0:02:04.760 You hand have a situation where you've just been looking 0:02:04.840 --> 0:02:07.240 forward to something because no doubt so many zoos and 0:02:07.280 --> 0:02:08.960 be like, we're going to see the fans go and 0:02:08.960 --> 0:02:10.799 see the fans that are left me going was that 0:02:10.880 --> 0:02:11.600 a bunch of dogs? 0:02:11.639 --> 0:02:13.040 I looked away, disappointed. 0:02:13.080 --> 0:02:14.959 I walked away from movie on the Gold Coast and 0:02:15.000 --> 0:02:18.200 the kids were so hyped about it, just going never ever, 0:02:18.720 --> 0:02:22.000 ever again. And do you know why because they lined 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:24.040 up for an hour for one roller coaster ride that 0:02:24.120 --> 0:02:27.880 lasted sixteen seconds. And then we went and saw some 0:02:28.080 --> 0:02:32.640 crappy ute mustard display. Did you go to the there's 0:02:32.680 --> 0:02:35.880 just like little tweety bird walking around like, oh my god, 0:02:36.280 --> 0:02:38.360 this is that just cost us four hundred dollars as 0:02:38.360 --> 0:02:39.079 a family. 0:02:40.120 --> 0:02:44.120 Really looking forward to it, you leave extremely disappointed? Yeah, 0:02:44.200 --> 0:02:45.480 what about you? Producers are one? 0:02:45.600 --> 0:02:48.400 I went to an awesome beach festival a few years 0:02:48.400 --> 0:02:50.640 ago that was headlined by Angus and Julius Stone. 0:02:50.720 --> 0:02:52.400 Yes, should have been amazing. 0:02:52.440 --> 0:02:54.720 Yeah, I was so excited to see them live. I 0:02:54.840 --> 0:02:56.520 don't think they were in the same room with us. 0:02:58.720 --> 0:03:01.160 How you got up there and we're off with the 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:03.960 fairies to see sure. Yeah, and they did the classic 0:03:04.000 --> 0:03:06.160 thing that these low key cool artists do, but they 0:03:06.160 --> 0:03:07.160 didn't play a single hit. 0:03:07.639 --> 0:03:11.120 Oh right, I'm just play all their new stuff. Come on, ang. 0:03:11.040 --> 0:03:13.520 Joe, you guys love us so much that you will 0:03:13.520 --> 0:03:16.120 instantly love our new stuff. Yeah, we don't even know 0:03:16.160 --> 0:03:18.040 what you're doing. How do you know what we're doing? 0:03:18.080 --> 0:03:20.040 We are so blazed off our faces. 0:03:20.200 --> 0:03:22.280 Yes, can I propose something? 0:03:22.680 --> 0:03:24.960 I can imagine that Cara Hayes has been to an 0:03:24.960 --> 0:03:26.639 event and left very disappointed. 0:03:27.120 --> 0:03:29.800 Yeah, yes, yes, we're just going to put that at 0:03:29.880 --> 0:03:32.560 thirteen twenty fourteen. Have you been in a situation where 0:03:32.600 --> 0:03:35.080 maybe you're really looking forward to something, you've been promised 0:03:35.120 --> 0:03:38.240 something really big, and in your left disappointment. 0:03:37.880 --> 0:03:38.920 Like like your wedding night. 0:03:39.040 --> 0:03:41.600 Yeah, we'll take the cause next, No course, FM, car Hayes, 0:03:41.600 --> 0:03:42.240 thank you very much. 0:03:43.080 --> 0:03:45.000 He's what you're waking up to Adelaide. 0:03:46.800 --> 0:03:47.480 Breaking news. 0:03:47.520 --> 0:03:52.320 What's the news todays. 0:03:51.360 --> 0:03:54.920 We've all been watching on in horror with this story 0:03:55.000 --> 0:03:57.680 of the brothers from Perth, Jack and Callum, who were 0:03:57.920 --> 0:04:01.560 murdered on a surfing trip in Mexico with their American friend, 0:04:01.960 --> 0:04:04.920 allegedly in a carjacking gone wrong. Now we knew that 0:04:05.000 --> 0:04:07.760 the parents, Martin and Deborah Robinson, have. 0:04:08.280 --> 0:04:09.280 Traveled over there. 0:04:09.680 --> 0:04:14.800 They spoke yesterday from Ocean Beach in California and this 0:04:14.880 --> 0:04:16.719 is what Debra had to say about the passing of 0:04:16.720 --> 0:04:17.280 her sons. 0:04:17.839 --> 0:04:21.320 Now it's time to bring them home to families and 0:04:21.400 --> 0:04:26.960 friends and the ocean waves in Australia. Please live bigger, 0:04:28.320 --> 0:04:32.080 shine brighter, and love harder in their memory. 0:04:33.200 --> 0:04:33.560 Wow. 0:04:35.040 --> 0:04:36.839 I don't really have many words for this story. It's 0:04:36.839 --> 0:04:41.200 just absolutely heartbreaking for that family. And you know, you 0:04:41.240 --> 0:04:44.800 don't know what the motives were for these these three 0:04:44.839 --> 0:04:48.880 Mexicans who allegedly shot with the brothers in the car 0:04:48.960 --> 0:04:51.320 jacking gone wrong. There's rumors that they were after the 0:04:51.360 --> 0:04:52.280 tires of the car. 0:04:52.440 --> 0:04:54.039 There's rumors that. 0:04:53.680 --> 0:04:55.200 Are in the wrong place at the wrong time, and 0:04:55.240 --> 0:04:58.120 it was part of a drug deal, imminent drug deal 0:04:58.160 --> 0:05:00.600 gone wrong. Who knows who's to say, but family has 0:05:00.600 --> 0:05:05.160 been left absolutely decimated and it is horribly, horribly tragic. 0:05:05.320 --> 0:05:07.400 It never recovered from a situation, not that as a family, 0:05:07.480 --> 0:05:08.840 but does make you think as well for. 0:05:08.920 --> 0:05:11.080 Young people thinking about. 0:05:11.040 --> 0:05:12.280 Think about traveling and things like that. 0:05:12.400 --> 0:05:13.880 Oh God, if my kids came to me and said 0:05:13.880 --> 0:05:17.440 I want to travel through Mexico, be like no chance. 0:05:17.640 --> 0:05:21.920 Yeah, very concerning stuff. And look, more information will come 0:05:21.920 --> 0:05:24.919 out in terms of more answers, but yeah, it's just 0:05:24.960 --> 0:05:25.640 a tragic story. 0:05:25.680 --> 0:05:27.680 Do you know if they've upgraded the charges yet to murder. 0:05:27.839 --> 0:05:32.400 Yeah, there's one who will be facing a court hearing today, Okay, 0:05:32.400 --> 0:05:35.200 and the charge is it still says set to be 0:05:35.279 --> 0:05:36.400 upgraded to murder. 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:38.480 Right, okay, because at the moment it's just kidnapping, yeah, 0:05:38.760 --> 0:05:41.520 attempted kidnapping, but it will be now now that the 0:05:41.520 --> 0:05:43.680 bodies have been identified, it'll be upgraded. 0:05:44.000 --> 0:05:45.839 And that's I think what the court hearing is today. 0:05:45.960 --> 0:05:48.240 Okay, there you go, perhaps what do you got? 0:05:48.880 --> 0:05:50.800 So a bit of a change of pace, but we 0:05:50.880 --> 0:05:53.440 are on the countdown to this year's Eurovision. 0:05:54.440 --> 0:05:55.160 I'm excited. 0:05:55.240 --> 0:05:57.719 I don't know why I've over the years sort of 0:05:57.960 --> 0:06:00.719 I don't know, got onto the bandwagon a Feurovision. But 0:06:00.800 --> 0:06:03.200 this year is super exciting because we have say group 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:06.200 Electric Fields representing us. So their song is called One 0:06:06.240 --> 0:06:09.480 Hearsh or one Blood and is in South Australian Aboriginal language. 0:06:09.520 --> 0:06:10.440 Take a listen. 0:06:11.839 --> 0:06:14.719 To the planets, the panels. 0:06:17.320 --> 0:06:19.040 Oh what's going on with my hips? 0:06:19.880 --> 0:06:22.719 It's a bit of a boffy one, isn't it around 0:06:22.760 --> 0:06:23.120 the place? 0:06:24.360 --> 0:06:28.400 But yeah, so they're over, Yeah, they're over and doing 0:06:28.480 --> 0:06:30.680 final rehearsals at the moment. It's all happening in the 0:06:30.680 --> 0:06:31.920 next sort of twenty four hours. 0:06:32.440 --> 0:06:35.000 Eurovision. The favor is Croatia. 0:06:35.000 --> 0:06:38.200 They've sent a rock band over there called Baby Lasagna 0:06:38.240 --> 0:06:40.760 and apparently they're as mad as cut snakes. 0:06:40.839 --> 0:06:47.080 So not that you want to politicize Eurovision, but there 0:06:47.080 --> 0:06:49.719 was talk they were going to ban Russia a Russia compiding. 0:06:49.880 --> 0:06:51.200 I'm not one hundred percent sure. 0:06:51.279 --> 0:06:53.400 Actually I have to look that up, but yeah, they 0:06:53.440 --> 0:06:55.279 were going to and I. 0:06:55.279 --> 0:06:57.640 Think they did, didn't they last year they weren't allowed to. 0:06:58.040 --> 0:07:00.720 But there's definitely heightened security around it this year. 0:07:00.760 --> 0:07:03.320 Yeah, one hundred percent. But I was looking back at 0:07:03.320 --> 0:07:06.000 who Australia have since. So we debuted in Eurovision in 0:07:06.000 --> 0:07:09.680 twenty fifteen, we've sent people like Dummy in Guy Sebastian, 0:07:09.760 --> 0:07:12.440 Kate Miller, Haydekey, we sent Voyager last year. They were 0:07:12.480 --> 0:07:14.520 a WA band and it was the first time ever 0:07:14.560 --> 0:07:16.080 that a band had represented US. 0:07:16.880 --> 0:07:17.600 And then I was looking. 0:07:17.800 --> 0:07:20.040 So it was first held in nineteen fifty in Britain 0:07:20.240 --> 0:07:23.880 and it was an experiment in transnational television broadcasting and 0:07:23.920 --> 0:07:25.280 now it's grown to what it is now. 0:07:25.480 --> 0:07:27.880 So yeah, there you go, and there's no going back. 0:07:27.960 --> 0:07:28.760 We've committed to it. 0:07:28.800 --> 0:07:31.360 Now we've committed to it. I mean, will we will 0:07:31.360 --> 0:07:34.760 we win against Baby Lasagna? Electric Fields versus Baby Lasagna? 0:07:35.520 --> 0:07:36.240 Who's to say? 0:07:36.520 --> 0:07:36.720 Real? 0:07:36.800 --> 0:07:38.280 David Vegel situation. 0:07:38.480 --> 0:07:40.440 Well, I did say earlier this week that I identify 0:07:40.440 --> 0:07:43.880 as microwave because I eat everything. So I'm going baby Lazagna. 0:07:44.160 --> 0:07:46.160 That's my vote. Sorry, Electric Fields. 0:07:46.200 --> 0:07:51.320 So Ben Russia get tatoo in. Go on, do the 0:07:51.360 --> 0:07:53.080 right thing. Make it interesting. I don't know what the 0:07:53.120 --> 0:07:55.080 ladies up through these days. Oh it's been a what 0:07:55.440 --> 0:07:59.679 you know, but the memories of a fresher young hero 0:07:59.760 --> 0:08:02.640 from Rush live in our souls as. 0:08:02.520 --> 0:08:05.160 A young boy. Perhaps goodness. 0:08:06.240 --> 0:08:08.240 Hey, let's round it out with some news from the NFL. 0:08:08.920 --> 0:08:12.080 There was a report yesterday that emerged that potentially the 0:08:12.160 --> 0:08:16.960 AFL we're going to introduce premiership rings instead of premiership medal. Okay, 0:08:17.440 --> 0:08:19.160 which what they do in the NRL, and of course 0:08:19.200 --> 0:08:21.840 it's huge over the stage. You get a championship ring 0:08:21.920 --> 0:08:24.280 for NBA, NFL and probably all sorts of other things. 0:08:24.400 --> 0:08:24.560 Yeah. 0:08:24.640 --> 0:08:27.440 Can you imagine though, the premiership medal being replaced by 0:08:27.440 --> 0:08:29.280 a ring. It's not us, is it. 0:08:29.920 --> 0:08:31.200 They do it in the ifl W. 0:08:31.840 --> 0:08:32.800 They do in the ifl W. 0:08:32.920 --> 0:08:34.440 Yes, they do. 0:08:34.600 --> 0:08:36.480 They did for a couple of years, or they phased 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:38.120 it out. I think they may have phased out. They 0:08:38.160 --> 0:08:41.360 do have a couple of the Crows ones on display 0:08:41.400 --> 0:08:45.160 at West Lakes in the front in the foyer, So 0:08:45.200 --> 0:08:47.680 some of the girls have let them display them. 0:08:47.720 --> 0:08:48.480 So they don't wear them. 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:50.280 Girls aren't that interested in them. 0:08:51.240 --> 0:08:55.280 They are very like Gordy like over the top rings. 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:57.440 They're not a ring that you would wear on the daily, 0:08:58.160 --> 0:08:58.600 not at all. 0:08:58.720 --> 0:09:02.280 Okay, the AFL came out Yestone said that as absolutely erroneous. 0:09:02.360 --> 0:09:04.720 They said, we've given out premiership medals for the past 0:09:04.840 --> 0:09:06.839 hundred years. We intend to give our premiership medals for 0:09:06.880 --> 0:09:08.000 the next one hundred years. 0:09:08.120 --> 0:09:09.559 It's not funny how these rumors start. 0:09:09.800 --> 0:09:12.559 Yeah, like the Patrick Dangerfields coming back to Adelaide one. 0:09:13.240 --> 0:09:15.040 Interesting, Well, there's probably some. 0:09:15.480 --> 0:09:18.280 It was probably a conversation. Okay, it actually happening would 0:09:18.280 --> 0:09:19.000 be a different story. 0:09:19.080 --> 0:09:19.880 Yeah right, Okay. 0:09:21.120 --> 0:09:23.400 We got a phone call from a listener yesterday who 0:09:23.440 --> 0:09:24.880 shall remain nameless. 0:09:24.920 --> 0:09:29.160 However, I will say it raised some eyebrows amongst the team. 0:09:29.240 --> 0:09:31.440 We all went, can you can you be called that? 0:09:31.760 --> 0:09:32.760 I thought it was a joke. 0:09:32.800 --> 0:09:33.960 Are you allowed to be called that? 0:09:34.120 --> 0:09:35.640 So it was a joke, it was a genuine serious 0:09:35.640 --> 0:09:37.240 course or couldn't be so it was? 0:09:37.480 --> 0:09:41.040 So I'm not going to say the name however, I 0:09:41.120 --> 0:09:44.440 will say that it is on the list of band 0:09:44.559 --> 0:09:47.160 names band baby names across Australia. 0:09:48.040 --> 0:09:50.400 I'll let you try and work out who who entered 0:09:50.400 --> 0:09:52.240 a competition under this name. 0:09:52.520 --> 0:09:55.080 But anyway, would you like me to run through the 0:09:55.160 --> 0:09:57.000 list of names that you cannot call your kid? 0:09:57.160 --> 0:09:58.480 Well, I'm going to be honest with you, I didn't 0:09:58.480 --> 0:10:00.000 know that there was such a list as a genuine 0:10:00.120 --> 0:10:00.920 band list of names. 0:10:00.960 --> 0:10:04.320 There is one hundred percent a banded list names in Australia. 0:10:04.400 --> 0:10:06.720 So what happens if you said to the birth Register's office, 0:10:06.720 --> 0:10:08.800 so I want to call this they could say, no, 0:10:08.960 --> 0:10:09.959 that's you. 0:10:09.880 --> 0:10:12.640 Cannot It's against the law. There you okay? 0:10:12.679 --> 0:10:15.000 So the number one name that you can't use is 0:10:15.080 --> 0:10:16.720 just at the AT symbol? 0:10:18.520 --> 0:10:20.680 Who a prince? Like just the love symbol? 0:10:21.840 --> 0:10:24.680 But who will do that? What's your name at at at? 0:10:24.679 --> 0:10:24.760 What? 0:10:25.280 --> 0:10:26.400 And what at me? 0:10:26.920 --> 0:10:30.319 At me? I'm at at gmail like what? I'm so confused? 0:10:30.440 --> 0:10:32.600 Very unique though, So you can't use that, You can't 0:10:32.760 --> 0:10:35.760 use Adolf Hitler yep, that I can't call your baby that. 0:10:35.760 --> 0:10:37.040 That's very very fair. 0:10:37.160 --> 0:10:39.680 While you would want to, I'm not entirely sure. 0:10:39.559 --> 0:10:40.840 You can all work out. 0:10:40.679 --> 0:10:43.880 Why, Although if it ever suited anyone. It's probably abby 0:10:43.880 --> 0:10:47.280 in the newsroom, don't. 0:10:47.160 --> 0:10:47.839 You forget it? 0:10:48.000 --> 0:10:54.760 Baby off? You cannot call your kid Australia why not? 0:10:55.120 --> 0:10:55.840 You just can't. 0:10:56.040 --> 0:10:58.240 So you can call your kids all sorts of different 0:10:58.240 --> 0:11:02.400 capital cities, for example in Adelaide. I think there's is 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:05.800 it Sidney? Brian Lara called his daughter Sydney, Yeah, because 0:11:05.880 --> 0:11:09.520 he loved the city so much. Yeah, there's probably Brisbane, 0:11:10.200 --> 0:11:12.120 no doubt. There's a couple of little perths out there. 0:11:12.880 --> 0:11:15.280 Who knows, I know a couple of Bendy Goes. 0:11:15.320 --> 0:11:17.199 Do you know any Do you know any woggle woggers? 0:11:17.880 --> 0:11:19.600 I don't know any wogga woggers off the top of mate. 0:11:20.080 --> 0:11:21.360 You can't call your kid commodore? 0:11:21.720 --> 0:11:25.360 Okay, yeah that's good. Why is that? 0:11:25.400 --> 0:11:26.880 By the way, I have no idea. 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:28.760 So is it because of what that particular name is 0:11:28.760 --> 0:11:29.880 probably trademarked, is it? 0:11:30.040 --> 0:11:30.160 Well? 0:11:30.160 --> 0:11:30.760 I would say so. 0:11:31.000 --> 0:11:33.000 I think that's the same with the other ones Jode's, 0:11:33.040 --> 0:11:36.000 like I think you mentioned off air Facebook, those ones 0:11:36.040 --> 0:11:38.839 like that. I think if they're trademarked, they're not allowed 0:11:38.880 --> 0:11:40.400 to register it as Yeah. 0:11:40.360 --> 0:11:40.920 Or Ikea. 0:11:41.080 --> 0:11:43.240 You can't call your kid Ikea and you can't call 0:11:43.280 --> 0:11:46.880 your kid I'm at either the old school computer, because we're. 0:11:46.679 --> 0:11:48.480 Just wondering whether that's the guys at the birth and 0:11:48.480 --> 0:11:51.720 Register office going no, no, no, no, don't put your kids so 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:54.920 far behind by naming it commodore. Yes, give it more 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:57.040 of a chance. Yeah, how about you just go with cam. 0:11:57.160 --> 0:12:02.400 Also, baby Cyanide is out. Ye, here's another trademark one nattella. 0:12:02.200 --> 0:12:08.079 Oh nutsy ye of course ntella? Why would that enter 0:12:08.080 --> 0:12:08.920 your brain? Is an option? 0:12:09.360 --> 0:12:11.320 You cannot call your kids seamen of course. 0:12:11.320 --> 0:12:16.520 You can't spogsy Nope no, or g bang fongers No, 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:20.880 not going to work. 0:12:21.280 --> 0:12:23.120 You can't call your kid married Juanna. 0:12:22.920 --> 0:12:25.840 No, you can't, or blazer. 0:12:26.960 --> 0:12:31.360 Or Medicare. Why would you want to call your kid medicare? 0:12:31.440 --> 0:12:32.640 Do you have your Medicare card? 0:12:32.720 --> 0:12:32.840 No? 0:12:32.920 --> 0:12:37.000 But I've got my Medicare. Baby, this is Medicare. 0:12:37.160 --> 0:12:37.920 Please say hello? 0:12:38.160 --> 0:12:39.800 Oh I hate saying this one. You can't call your 0:12:39.840 --> 0:12:42.679 kid panties, which is fair enough. I would say, why not? 0:12:42.880 --> 0:12:44.920 That's certainly not like trademarks. 0:12:45.000 --> 0:12:46.720 Also, can't call your kid ned Kelly. 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:50.600 Really, purely because of his criminal history. 0:12:50.720 --> 0:12:54.920 Yeah, well, unless you want to get your baby traveling 0:12:54.920 --> 0:12:56.520 around with like a tin on its head with a 0:12:56.640 --> 0:12:58.520 slit for eyes, unless you want. 0:12:58.400 --> 0:13:00.920 To do that a nice big tattoo such as life. 0:13:01.559 --> 0:13:04.680 Been cousins cousins call he keeps short. 0:13:04.480 --> 0:13:12.880 Head, short head, little shitty, can't do that. This is outrageous. 0:13:12.920 --> 0:13:14.439 I didn't know. There are actually a bunch of games 0:13:14.440 --> 0:13:15.559 which he couldn't. 0:13:15.400 --> 0:13:17.680 True eighty three on the list. 0:13:18.080 --> 0:13:22.920 And finally, you cannot call your child once you give. 0:13:22.800 --> 0:13:30.679 Birth scroton scrotsy, so he'll never be born into a 0:13:30.720 --> 0:13:34.240 situation where his nickname can be sexy. Ever again, it 0:13:34.400 --> 0:13:35.119 was sad. 0:13:34.880 --> 0:13:37.839 Well we live in you can you'll out haynakas. 0:13:37.200 --> 0:13:42.480 Though that'll do. What a twisted country we live in? 0:13:42.920 --> 0:13:45.280 There you go, stondy, naisy if we've got some Mother's 0:13:45.360 --> 0:13:47.720 Day hampers to give to you very very soon, registering 0:13:47.880 --> 0:13:50.199 details right now by the no player, tell us why 0:13:50.240 --> 0:13:51.560 your mum is so special? 0:13:52.320 --> 0:13:55.640 It is Little baby scrotum took their first steps today. 0:13:57.600 --> 0:13:59.120 Look at him bouncing away? 0:14:02.240 --> 0:14:03.240 What the pork? 0:14:03.400 --> 0:14:08.480 What the pork sk So we spoke about this yesterday. 0:14:08.679 --> 0:14:11.720 Just one of the most awkward, horrible moments I've seen 0:14:11.800 --> 0:14:14.760 in television. So basically I was watching Sunrise on the 0:14:14.760 --> 0:14:17.439 weekend and this poor girl, Tagan Dowling. She was a 0:14:17.520 --> 0:14:20.160 signed with the task, Hey, go round to this person's 0:14:20.200 --> 0:14:22.560 house and give them a big novelty check for ten 0:14:22.640 --> 0:14:25.280 thousand dollars and tell them they can fly anywhere with 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:28.640 Jetstar and it's going to be amazing and you'll be great, Tagan. However, 0:14:28.760 --> 0:14:32.440 unfortunately there was an errand producer who probably got into 0:14:32.480 --> 0:14:35.800 all sorts of trouble who failed to check if the 0:14:35.920 --> 0:14:37.280 said person was home. 0:14:38.560 --> 0:14:42.200 Here we go, come on to the door. There's no 0:14:42.240 --> 0:14:43.280 car in the driveway. 0:14:43.400 --> 0:14:44.440 Hello, Barbara. 0:14:45.400 --> 0:14:47.280 Maybe we'll see if we can go down this way. 0:14:47.800 --> 0:14:50.000 Are there signs of life? And those are someone inside? 0:14:50.080 --> 0:14:50.600 I can see it. 0:14:50.680 --> 0:14:53.880 Puffy dog down here? Hello? Is your owner home? 0:14:53.920 --> 0:14:54.320 Please? 0:14:55.400 --> 0:14:56.920 We'll come back to your teach and good luck. 0:14:57.040 --> 0:15:00.520 The dog was very aggressive. Can I tell two. 0:15:00.400 --> 0:15:03.520 Years ago this enough Andrew Hayes. That went on for 0:15:03.760 --> 0:15:06.480 minutes and minutes and minutes and minutes. She tried the 0:15:06.520 --> 0:15:08.920 front door and they're like, go around the side, Tagan. 0:15:09.320 --> 0:15:10.440 So she went around the side and. 0:15:10.440 --> 0:15:11.960 They're like, try to open the door, and she's like, 0:15:11.960 --> 0:15:16.080 ah no, it's locked. Absolute furfy. 0:15:16.200 --> 0:15:20.240 She was thrown And I just like, if that hadn't 0:15:20.240 --> 0:15:23.000 been me and you had to pad for like four 0:15:23.080 --> 0:15:25.920 or five minutes on TV on live national television. 0:15:26.000 --> 0:15:26.960 Absolute nightmare. 0:15:27.000 --> 0:15:28.480 It well just melt and all of a sudden you 0:15:28.520 --> 0:15:31.000 forget how to talk, and your eyes forget how to 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:33.200 look at things. So what happens is you end up dribbling, 0:15:33.360 --> 0:15:37.080 not talking, and your eyes and pupils pointing in different directions. 0:15:37.120 --> 0:15:38.200 TV looking great. 0:15:38.240 --> 0:15:40.560 There. We've had our own sort of what the fork 0:15:40.640 --> 0:15:41.560 situation here? 0:15:41.960 --> 0:15:43.760 Oh, absolute nightmare at work? 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:47.440 Yeah, what place fails? Third and twenty four ten get 0:15:47.480 --> 0:15:50.120 involved with what the Fork? But what about news reader 0:15:50.160 --> 0:15:52.560 Abbey a few months ago? I think it was sort 0:15:52.560 --> 0:15:54.800 of mid last year when she was just rattling off 0:15:55.520 --> 0:15:58.440 the weather in a beautiful part of the northern community. 0:15:58.240 --> 0:16:00.520 Checking over weather at shower or two and twenty one 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:02.880 the top it's one hundred and forty in Elizabeth. 0:16:03.080 --> 0:16:05.400 Sorry it's fourteen and Elizabeth on. 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:11.200 Adelaide's over nine one nine, So take your pick, abs. 0:16:11.320 --> 0:16:12.960 Was it one hundred and forty degrees or was it 0:16:13.040 --> 0:16:15.400 the failure to turn the mic off before you really 0:16:15.480 --> 0:16:16.400 really dropped out. 0:16:16.840 --> 0:16:18.480 Let's be honest, every time I put this mic on, 0:16:18.520 --> 0:16:19.400 it's a train crash. 0:16:19.480 --> 0:16:21.640 So yeah, goodness, mate. 0:16:21.640 --> 0:16:24.320 Then it was the time that I coughed, couldn't stop coughing. 0:16:24.080 --> 0:16:24.680 Oh my god. 0:16:24.720 --> 0:16:26.400 And I tried to run in and run in and 0:16:26.440 --> 0:16:28.120 help and couldn't. Yeah. 0:16:28.240 --> 0:16:30.560 I tried to perform the hymen maneuver. 0:16:30.800 --> 0:16:32.240 The what hymen? 0:16:35.320 --> 0:16:35.960 I said that wrong? 0:16:36.080 --> 0:16:38.960 The hymen is a whole other, different part of the anatomy. 0:16:39.480 --> 0:16:41.480 Please don't touch me there. I'd be going to. 0:16:41.560 --> 0:16:44.400 H not trying to perform that maneuver on news reader, Abby. 0:16:47.240 --> 0:16:49.040 I mean, you kissed me on the forehead every morning, 0:16:49.040 --> 0:16:50.240 but that's the whole other level. 0:16:50.280 --> 0:16:50.600 Hazy. 0:16:50.640 --> 0:16:51.640 You got a wife, babe? 0:16:51.680 --> 0:16:54.040 Sorry, Yes, HR is calling. What do you guys want? 0:16:54.840 --> 0:16:55.960 The exit already? 0:16:56.000 --> 0:16:58.560 A you dropping the home and maneuver in the middle 0:16:58.600 --> 0:16:59.880 of a segment about workplace. 0:17:00.080 --> 0:17:03.320 Well that's what we're talking about, folks, thirteen twenty four ten. 0:17:03.440 --> 0:17:06.520 Your workplace failures? When has that resulted in? HR? 0:17:07.040 --> 0:17:08.639 What that one? Have you ever had any? 0:17:09.000 --> 0:17:09.240 Oh? 0:17:09.280 --> 0:17:09.720 My god? 0:17:09.800 --> 0:17:11.240 Yeah, I had one actually when I was working it 0:17:11.280 --> 0:17:13.000 over back in the day with Lewis and Low and 0:17:13.040 --> 0:17:14.840 I was the guy on the streets and they were 0:17:14.960 --> 0:17:17.119 doing National at the time. They were filling in and 0:17:17.320 --> 0:17:19.080 same situation. They threw to me and I was going 0:17:19.119 --> 0:17:21.280 to knock on someone's door, Oh yeah, to present them 0:17:21.320 --> 0:17:23.120 with the big prize. A week before that, I'd had 0:17:23.160 --> 0:17:25.240