Speaker 1: Chrissy One show.
Speaker 2: If you don't think that my eleven year old daughter
Speaker 2: is mounting a very serious campaign for Bubble skincare, you'd
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Speaker 3: I'm going to cross this trend.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, It's like I didn't even know it existed
Speaker 2: until Peg said to me. You know that Bubble's coming
Speaker 2: to price Line.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, it's got cool packaging. I'm looking at it.
Speaker 2: It's cool packaging and it's really great stuff.
Speaker 3: Hey, they've got a lip bomb. You know I'm a
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Speaker 2: mean we're on air meeting. Do you like a lip oil?
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Speaker 3: Quite new? I've not tried one.
Speaker 2: It feels better than a barm and I know that
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Speaker 3: Bring me some tomorrow.
Speaker 2: It is so great. It is so great. You'll love it.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get cracking on this show, shall we.
Speaker 2: I've had some sad news in a situation at home.
Speaker 3: Yes, it's flattened you. Yeah, but that's normal given what's happened.
Speaker 3: We're going to hear about that before three o'clock.
Speaker 2: It involves an animal, so don't be too scared.
Speaker 3: It's not like you know, no one's dying. Well well yeah,
Speaker 3: but thirteen twenty four to ten for say gooday, we
Speaker 3: want to hear about your weekend. We want you to
Speaker 3: gloat about something great you did. Impress us.
Speaker 2: I'm going to shock you and your jaw is going
Speaker 2: to be on the floor.
Speaker 3: Jack, Okay, great, I can't wait. Also, after three in
Speaker 3: Quizzy this week we're giving away a trip to Sri Lanka.
Speaker 2: How amazing the Crissy Swan Show. I'd like to hear
Speaker 2: you gorgeous voices, Chrissy say today. Well, the greatest achievement
Speaker 2: that I that I unlocked on the weekend, yeah, was
Speaker 2: that I listened to I listened to two albums several
Speaker 2: times stop that were not Taylor, and they were not
Speaker 2: yock Rot Radio and they were not you know, like.
Speaker 3: A Fleetwood Mac album. What did you listen to?
Speaker 2: I listened to the new Casey, not Casey Chambers, Casey
Speaker 2: MUDs Gray. Yeah, amazing The album is fantastic.
Speaker 3: I've not listened to it, but really good? Is it
Speaker 3: my vibe?
Speaker 2: Did you like slow Burn? That's her big song.
Speaker 3: I wasn't obsessed. I know it, but maybe she's not
Speaker 3: one of mine.
Speaker 2: I feel like she's just Sabrina Carpenter's got the thumb
Speaker 2: out and has got the first ride on down the Highway.
Speaker 2: And Casey Mudsgraves just like well I was here, Yeah, similar,
Speaker 2: very similar.
Speaker 3: Okay, and give me another artist, Griff.
Speaker 2: The Griff album.
Speaker 3: Great, so good, Okay, all right.
Speaker 2: I thought it was new and then I've just looked
Speaker 2: up as released in April, but it's still not for me.
Speaker 3: That's still new in twenty twenty four for me if
Speaker 3: it's been released this year, I'm proud.
Speaker 2: Of you and I listened to it four times.
Speaker 3: Good on your Swani thank you. At the age of
Speaker 3: twenty seven. What I would like to gloat about on
Speaker 3: the weekend is that I finally learned how to tie
Speaker 3: my own tie.
Speaker 2: That is really impressive. They are hard. I don't know
Speaker 2: how to do it.
Speaker 3: It's hard, and I think I offended my dad because
Speaker 3: I told him. He's like, oh, no, worries, You've got
Speaker 3: a dad to teach you that sort of stuff. But
Speaker 3: it's too hard watching a TikTok video. I got to
Speaker 3: replay it and replay it, and replay it and replay
Speaker 3: it until I finally remailed it.
Speaker 2: You know what my boys do in winter, They wear
Speaker 2: a tie with their school uniform. They carefully take it
Speaker 2: off their head and hang it on a special hook
Speaker 2: that I've had installed on the back of the Yes
Speaker 2: smart door, and then they just put it straight back
Speaker 2: on in the morning.
Speaker 3: Mate, I get it. My black I can't do it.
Speaker 3: My black tie that I've been wearing to Derby Day
Speaker 3: has been tied since twenty sixteen thirteen, twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3: What do you want to gloat about from your weekend?
Speaker 2: Rachel? Hello, hey guy, Hey, happy Monday. How are you
Speaker 2: feeling today?
Speaker 4: I'm great. We had our first night away from the
Speaker 4: kid sleepover our seven months old and two and a
Speaker 4: half year old, and we went to a wedding and
Speaker 4: we let loose.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 2: What was the angel's name that stayed with them? That
Speaker 2: baby sat them overnight.
Speaker 4: With my in laws Julie and Bryan.
Speaker 2: Shout out Jules and Bribe Rye, you are amazing. You
Speaker 2: know you'll never hear from them again.
Speaker 4: They're staying for five nights when we go to New
Speaker 4: Zealand next month.
Speaker 2: Oh, Rachel, this is Rachel.
Speaker 3: Hey Rachel, did you do much sleeping or not?
Speaker 2: Well?
Speaker 4: No, well my husband did a lot of snoring passing
Speaker 4: out so.
Speaker 2: I can hear your little darling in the background. There
Speaker 2: obviously home again price Farmacy.
Speaker 3: About you for you, Rachel?
Speaker 5: Hi, Suzan, Hi Christy love your show?
Speaker 2: Do you love that I called you Suzanne and not Susan?
Speaker 2: Thank you when people get your name wrong, Suzanne, Oh
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 5: I totally do, and they don't understand. They go, why
Speaker 5: do you it upstairs? And I but yeah, thank you
Speaker 5: for calling my name the right name.
Speaker 3: What are you going to gloat about from your weekend, Susan, Well.
Speaker 5: I'm going to gloat about. We have a few new
Speaker 5: neighbors in our street, so we organized a street party
Speaker 5: so that they could get to know the rest of
Speaker 5: the neighbors. Everyone bought a plate of food. They bought
Speaker 5: their own drink.
Speaker 3: What did.
Speaker 2: I thought?
Speaker 6: Then?
Speaker 5: I bought so many little.
Speaker 1: Spring rolls.
Speaker 2: Oh look at you, fancy, Susanne? Did you make them?
Speaker 2: What did you just get? The little cocktail selection from Carl's.
Speaker 5: Can I tell a lie? I actually actually bought them
Speaker 5: from the shop. You know what was really nice? Everyone
Speaker 5: got on together and these new people in our street.
Speaker 5: There's a couple of new people that have moved in,
Speaker 5: and they all got to meet the neighbors and they
Speaker 5: were really you know, they're really lovely and they really
Speaker 5: appreciated and thought getting together.
Speaker 2: Ryce Witherspond and Nicole Kiddner on the line, and I
Speaker 2: want that make it into a series.
Speaker 3: People like Suzanne. Other reason I want to do talkback
Speaker 3: radio one day I could speak to her for an hour.
Speaker 2: Could we get Suzanne back on and just find out
Speaker 2: where she was born, what she's wearing.
Speaker 3: How much Cavia have you consumed today?
Speaker 2: What is her BedHead looking.
Speaker 3: Let's finish with James. What do you want to gloat
Speaker 3: about from your weekend?
Speaker 6: James, Hey, guys, Well, my wife is away for work
Speaker 6: for a few days until I was working out for
Speaker 6: kids and I organized. They were they all their friends
Speaker 6: all day and they did lots of different things. And
Speaker 6: at the end of the day, my eldest, he doesn't
Speaker 6: normally do this, you came up and gave me a
Speaker 6: hug and to thank you, for organizing such a wonderful day.
Speaker 2: Oh sweet, then did you take him straight to the orphanage?
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Speaker 2: And I'm a little bit rattled today.
Speaker 3: You are. Now, I just want to start off by
Speaker 3: saying we have spoken a little a bit about this
Speaker 3: off air. I did bad news laugh when you started
Speaker 3: telling me. And I don't mean it in a nasty
Speaker 3: way if I do.
Speaker 2: It, no, And I understand that because I coined the
Speaker 2: phrase bad you did the bad news laugh. In case
Speaker 2: you're wondering what we're talking about. I thought it was
Speaker 2: unique to me, but it's not. But it is very
Speaker 2: popular and not many people react this way. You know,
Speaker 2: when someone tells you some really bad news and you
Speaker 2: realize that you're going to laugh. And what I do is,
Speaker 2: instead of just laughing in the face of their tragedy,
Speaker 2: I call it something I say, oh my god, oh
Speaker 2: I'm so sorry I've done a bad news laugh.
Speaker 3: I think it's one of the greatest things you've taught me, though,
Speaker 3: because it immediately eliminates any malice. When someone's telling you
Speaker 3: something sad, it's.
Speaker 2: True, you need to because imagine if you didn't imagine
Speaker 2: if what had happened just now. And I came into
Speaker 2: work and I said, Jack, I'm really sad about Chicago.
Speaker 3: Now, for those that don't know who Chicago is, it
Speaker 3: is Chrissy Swan and her daughter Pegs beloved rabbit.
Speaker 2: So I thought it would be a great idea for
Speaker 2: the kids on Christmas Day to get two beautiful mini
Speaker 2: lock bunnies. And I didn't care too much about them.
Speaker 2: They're cute whatever. I have fallen deeply in love with
Speaker 2: these rabbits. They are magical with their floppy ears and
Speaker 2: their little fat heads. And I take photos of Gingy.
Speaker 2: There's two sisters, Chicago and Gingy. I take photos of
Speaker 2: Gingy's feet and bottom every day.
Speaker 3: Creepy Jack.
Speaker 2: It's the cutest thing ever. Anyway, there's a disaster this
Speaker 2: morning because we have you know where they sleep in
Speaker 2: the protective hutch, and then we have we call the day.
Speaker 3: Spar bougie rabbits we haven't.
Speaker 2: We call the day spar, which is just like a
Speaker 2: black iron pin. And then we put you know, fresh
Speaker 2: fruit and veg in there in a little running tunnel
Speaker 2: and out on the grass.
Speaker 3: It's wild whilst you guys are at work in school.
Speaker 3: They're not like caged up. They're running through the day sparing.
Speaker 2: They're running through the day spa. But only when the
Speaker 2: weather's good. We wouldn't put them out there, in them
Speaker 2: in the sleet. Oh my god. Anyway, Peg before school
Speaker 2: puts Chicago, the cutest little black rabbit with like a
Speaker 2: mink scarf on.
Speaker 3: With a beautiful name too.
Speaker 2: She puts Chicago to her. Rabbit puts Chicago in the
Speaker 2: day spar, comes back, has a chat to me. We
Speaker 2: gas bag whatever, shoot the rubbish, and then she's like, get,
Speaker 2: I've got to put ginger in there. She gets gingy
Speaker 2: from the hutch. She's carrying gingy towards the day spa
Speaker 2: and she can't see. We call her Caggi. She can't
Speaker 2: see Chicago. Where's Kaggy.
Speaker 3: Caggie's dead? No, she's not dead, Jack, Sorry, she PEG's
Speaker 3: still in the class run.
Speaker 2: She might not be you know, it's just our luck.
Speaker 3: You've got tears in your eights. Sorry, Okay, So Chicago's.
Speaker 2: Missing anyway, She hadn't. She she had latched it closed
Speaker 2: after she'd put Chicago in there, but it didn't lash. Yeah,
Speaker 2: she didn't just walk away. She did it and it
Speaker 2: didn't work.
Speaker 3: So she's going to live with guilt for the rest
Speaker 3: of her life that she has killed her rabbit.
Speaker 2: No she hasn't.
Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry, sorry, now she hasn't because we could still
Speaker 3: find Chicago.
Speaker 2: Nobody, no crime as my savior, and Queen says, all right,
Speaker 2: So where I have been? I had to keep it
Speaker 2: upbeat because it was right before school drop off, and
Speaker 2: she's like, where is she? She's only little, she's never
Speaker 2: been out, And I said, no, it's fine, bunnies do that.
Speaker 2: She's probably hiding. She's playing with you inside. I am
Speaker 2: tearing my heart out. Anyway, get her off to school.
Speaker 2: I get home. I am in the I'm in a
Speaker 2: proper outfit. I wore something nice for you.
Speaker 3: Now you look like you've been on Burke's backyard.
Speaker 2: I have been on burke back gap. I got Gingy
Speaker 2: out of the hutch and put her in the pen
Speaker 2: as a lure to try and get Chicago to come out.
Speaker 2: I poked every inch. It was like playing KerPlunk, you know.
Speaker 2: I poked every inch of the garden with the end
Speaker 2: of a rake. Nothing. And I want to know, thirteen
Speaker 2: twenty four to ten, these are our first rabbits. We
Speaker 2: love them. So do they hide? Where did you find
Speaker 2: your rabbit? What is she doing? Is she watching me?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 1: Chrissy Swan Show, The Crissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: And that's what I said when I realized Chicago the
Speaker 2: rabbit had escaped.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, she's in hiding maybe like Beyonce as well.
Speaker 3: I'm so worried, I know, because it's going to be
Speaker 3: I mean, there's obviously the sad part about potentially losing
Speaker 3: a rabbit. But I appreciate for you as a mother
Speaker 3: you're doing. You're going to be dealing with a very
Speaker 3: traumatized child. He's probably going to need a lot of
Speaker 3: therapy over the coming years, given that she didn't latch
Speaker 3: it properly.
Speaker 2: And I know that you're trying to be a real
Speaker 2: smart ass, but you who are spot on. And because
Speaker 2: Peg and I are so like cosmically connected, Ah, her
Speaker 2: mood is my mood and frankly, I'm scared of her.
Speaker 2: I'm scared of her today. I'm scared of her. I
Speaker 2: want to go into witness protection, never see her again,
Speaker 2: because when she's sad, it makes me so sad at her,
Speaker 2: me on the inside like.
Speaker 3: A voodoo doll.
Speaker 2: I want to talk to a psychic. By the way,
Speaker 2: thirteen twenty four ten, where is Chicago? Please tell me
Speaker 2: where this bunny has gone to.
Speaker 3: If you are a legit psychic, call through. But first
Speaker 3: we're asking on thirteen twenty four ten, where did you
Speaker 3: find your rabbit? Where should Chrissy be looking?
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I'm a new I'm a new rabbit. Mom,
Speaker 2: rabbit mom, Hi, Sarah.
Speaker 3: Hello, how about you?
Speaker 2: You've got a bunny?
Speaker 7: I have?
Speaker 8: I had two bunnies actually, but both of them men
Speaker 8: send up running away and end up them again.
Speaker 2: Okay, well that's not a great outcome. Well were they
Speaker 2: Are they like normal bunnies or are they bougie bunnies
Speaker 2: like the ones I've got?
Speaker 7: That was it?
Speaker 3: Like a friends? Why not? Like they're not bougie, But
Speaker 3: they aren't being.
Speaker 8: Like Pavot either, you know, like.
Speaker 2: I've had a pavo. I've had a pavo bunny. My god,
Speaker 2: he grew to be the size of a greyhound with
Speaker 2: the attitude of a talkback radio host.
Speaker 3: Really they are rough. Priceline pharmacy voucher for you, Sarah. Also,
Speaker 3: Sarah's just reminded me of something. She said, her bunnies
Speaker 3: ran away. You've had a cat run away, So maybe
Speaker 3: Chicago wasn't loving the living conditions and ran.
Speaker 9: Oh no, she's so beloved.
Speaker 3: All right, let's go to Teresa Swani.
Speaker 2: I buy corn for human consumption to give to Chicago
Speaker 2: because it's her favorite. In fact, that's where I was
Speaker 2: before this show started.
Speaker 3: What buying corn?
Speaker 2: Buying corn and putting it out on the yard. Chicken, Look,
Speaker 2: I confessed, do you know what I did? This is
Speaker 2: what I did. I'm going to say it. I got
Speaker 2: the corn, yeah, and I ran it along the side
Speaker 2: of the shrubs.
Speaker 3: I wish we had CCTV. If you looking that.
Speaker 2: On jumped in case she's looking, and she went as corn, Yes, Teresa,
Speaker 2: where is this bunny? Where was yours?
Speaker 7: Okay, we found our rabbit. She had found the only
Speaker 7: patch of bird in our entire yard and dug herself
Speaker 7: between the two coloured bond sensors and because the little
Speaker 7: thing was little, and she's got a big booty, as
Speaker 7: you know with rabbits do. She got herself in, but
Speaker 7: she couldn't get herself out. So when my husband comes
Speaker 7: to tell me that he's found the rabbit with this
Speaker 7: look on his face, if at oh, he's found a
Speaker 7: dead rabbit somewhere, and no, he found her alive. In
Speaker 7: the meantime, my daughter, I do apologize to tell you
Speaker 7: this was so traumatized by the loss of the rabbit
Speaker 7: that I had bought a new rabbit in the twenty
Speaker 7: four hours.
Speaker 4: The rabbit had gone.
Speaker 2: Nothing, Teresa to true. Yet I said, I want to
Speaker 2: get I've already been in touch with the breeder. And
Speaker 2: I didn't want to say I need a new rabbit.
Speaker 2: Have you got one that's about a year old and
Speaker 2: black that I could lie to my daughter about but
Speaker 2: it's too soon.
Speaker 7: No, Well mine was I with all honesty, I want
Speaker 7: to tell her I let her out to have her
Speaker 7: freedom because we can't keep her pen caught.
Speaker 3: Up in the pen.
Speaker 7: And I was so felt, so guilty that I let
Speaker 7: this rabbit out, you know, to give it a good
Speaker 7: life and let it have a run around the yard.
Speaker 7: And she said, no, we are not leaving the shops.
Speaker 7: Let took us to the shop, let her buy any
Speaker 7: toy she wanted. And I thought, now's the time to
Speaker 7: tell her. I'll tell her, and I told her, and
Speaker 7: she refused to leave the shops until we found a
Speaker 7: new rabbit. So at we had got a new rabbit.
Speaker 7: And I'm telling you it's twenty four hours to turnover.
Speaker 3: That is a quick turnover.
Speaker 2: That is really quick.
Speaker 3: No psychics have called through, so I think it's probably
Speaker 3: because they don't want to tell you the truth, because
Speaker 3: mister Jack thinks the rabbit has gone no, no.
Speaker 2: No, you don't you know you're not.
Speaker 3: We'll be back after this.
Speaker 1: No, Chrissy's one show.
Speaker 2: I'm excited, and so should you be, because the next
Speaker 2: clique involves Stevie Nicks, Chrissy's clique and the superstar that
Speaker 2: is Ariana Grande. I think there's the whole saying of
Speaker 2: you can't judge a book by its cover.
Speaker 3: That's her Ariana.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you were to just look at her, you
Speaker 2: think she's a bit twee and a bit silly and.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just like a Disney kid pocket rocket with a pony.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when actually she is one of the biggest powerhouses
Speaker 2: of our time.
Speaker 3: I agree so on. I was so impressed with her
Speaker 3: on SNL, like she exceeded my expectations double.
Speaker 2: The acting, singing, I mean, she's coming out in Wicked.
Speaker 2: She's unbelievable. She's funny. In order to be funny, you've
Speaker 2: got to be really smart. Yes, yeah, she's really She's
Speaker 2: a great conversationalist. She never struggles in interviews. She disappears
Speaker 2: when she's feeling fragile, like she's got a good handle
Speaker 2: on her mental health. I'm just a massive fan. Anyway,
Speaker 2: we talked about it last week that Ariana Grande and
Speaker 2: Steve Nick's were going to beat on the same Saturday
Speaker 2: Night Live Amazing, and Arianna was trying to trick Stevie
Speaker 2: into singing, and you and I had a discussion. You go,
Speaker 2: I don't reckon, she'll sing, And I said, what is
Speaker 2: the point of trotting out Stevie Nicks in any way,
Speaker 2: shape or form. Unless you hear that gravelly vot chair.
Speaker 3: Christian grabbing her boob. That's a good sign.
Speaker 2: I just singing.
Speaker 3: If you'd like to watch the full episode, jump on
Speaker 3: Binge because it's really worth it. She also sung this swrning.
Speaker 2: Have you had that? Live by the way.
Speaker 3: The lighthouse?
Speaker 2: Not one of mine, No one of mine. Give me
Speaker 2: silver streets, silver springs, give me landslide, give me any
Speaker 2: of those sort of natural occurrences. But don't give you
Speaker 2: whatever that. I mean, Look, she could have chosen anything else.
Speaker 3: Why that.
Speaker 2: I'm sure that. I'm sure people are listening to this
Speaker 2: going You call yourself a Stevie nicks man and you
Speaker 2: don't know that song? Yeah, right, okay, sounds very heavy
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 3: It did. I don't know if it was that great
Speaker 3: live either from the compared to the edge of seventeen.
Speaker 2: I mean, she looks magical. She is a magical witch
Speaker 2: from beyond. Yes, but when she was singing that song,
Speaker 2: so you won't know this because you don't live with kids.
Speaker 2: How lucky am I to live with kids? Like little kids?
Speaker 2: There's this sort of memi tiktokie thing or something I
Speaker 2: don't know. And you can take a photo of get
Speaker 2: a photo of somebody and then you block out their
Speaker 2: teeth and it looks like they've got no teeth. Have
Speaker 2: you seen them?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 2: It is hysterical across the board. Stevie Nix looks like
Speaker 2: she has got no teeth.
Speaker 3: On Saturday night, I know she looked a little frail,
Speaker 3: but that's okay.
Speaker 2: Maybe your teeth have gone the same way as the septum,
Speaker 2: or the septum I think has grown back, which is
Speaker 2: good news for everybody. Let's move on to Ariana Grande.
Speaker 2: She is also a great sport and she is. She
Speaker 2: came up with an impression of Jennifer Coolidge which blew
Speaker 2: everybody's mind.
Speaker 3: That was fantastic, and then it turned out that.
Speaker 2: She could do everybody. She's an extraordinary mimic and it
Speaker 2: must get boring being asked all the time, Oh, can
Speaker 2: you do your impression to Brittany? Can you do yours?
Speaker 3: I'm Mariana Grande.
Speaker 2: Asked me to just be me yes, And normally a
Speaker 2: very famous person like her would have people saying, before
Speaker 2: they get there, don't ask her to do Brittany or
Speaker 2: Miley are going, Okay, have a list.
Speaker 10: I'm not gonna do my impressions no Britney spears to day.
Speaker 10: If you ask me again, I'll say the same thing.
Speaker 10: I'm not gonna do Miley Cybers because maybe that ain't
Speaker 10: gonna work. I love going to do when's the funny
Speaker 10: because don't thinking girls?
Speaker 2: What was the other one that she did? Jennifer Coolidge stands.
Speaker 3: Out Eceline Dione. She did an incredible impression of She
Speaker 3: does that on the SNLP as well. I'm make sure
Speaker 3: you check it out.
Speaker 2: I'm going to this is the Chrissy Swan Show. Yes,
Speaker 2: thoughts and prayers for me and my beautiful daughter peg
Speaker 2: our bunny, our beloved Chicago's made a run for it today.
Speaker 3: I know I've been throwing shade your way the last hour,
Speaker 3: but you did just show me a photo of Chicago,
Speaker 3: and she's a gorgeous rabbit.
Speaker 2: She's special. She doesn't know what she's doing.
Speaker 3: You say that, but you've had cats that run away,
Speaker 3: so I don't know what goes on in the compound.
Speaker 2: Cats are different to bunnies. She's just wandered through a
Speaker 2: door and then she's gone, my god, what what is this?
Speaker 2: I hope she's just hiding anyway. In much better news,
Speaker 2: we have an unbelievable opportunity in Chrissy's quizzy today.
Speaker 3: I mean, I thought Kylie Minogue tickets last week was good.
Speaker 2: No, what about a trip to Sri Lanka? What I
Speaker 2: would I've always wanted to go and mouch around Colombo
Speaker 2: and eat delicious rice and curry, heat it up with
Speaker 2: super hot chilies and then cooled down with coconut milk. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's all about that.
Speaker 3: Wow, you'd like it, really would love to go to
Speaker 3: Sri Lanka.
Speaker 2: And if you've ever wanted to go, here's a chance.
Speaker 2: In the bum bag Today.
Speaker 3: Is your chance at a trip to Sri Lanka. Thanks
Speaker 3: to Sri Lankan Airlines, there will be a carryover champ.
Speaker 3: If you win today, you will then play tomorrow, Wednesday, Thursday,
Speaker 3: and whichever carryover champ makes it to Friday and wins
Speaker 3: Friday's Quizzy will win this unbelievable trip to Sri Lanka.
Speaker 3: I'm on the phones now also before four o'clock, swany,
Speaker 3: I need to clear up a rumor with you that
Speaker 3: I heard at the radio awards on the weekend.
Speaker 2: It's true. I am a man.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: This is really exciting experience.
Speaker 3: Stri Leaka with Shelka Elins connecting you, I'll still exciting
Speaker 3: fun Slinkanom.
Speaker 1: Sri Lanki.
Speaker 2: Crazy Carolyn from Hopper's Crossing I feel like this is
Speaker 2: a sign. Well, you know that the basically the national
Speaker 2: dish of Sri Lanka is a hopper.
Speaker 1: Oh, I didn't know that.
Speaker 3: I didn't know. Jack.
Speaker 2: I know you a lot about Sri Lanka and I
Speaker 2: desperately want to go. And you're surprised about this, aren't you.
Speaker 3: You're like, oh, I know most things about you too much,
Speaker 3: some would say, but I didn't know your love for
Speaker 3: Sri Lanka existed.
Speaker 2: It would be so magical.
Speaker 3: V Interrigle. You're going up against Carolin. Have you been
Speaker 3: to Sri Lanka?
Speaker 2: Awesome?
Speaker 4: Thank you.
Speaker 7: I know I haven't and I didn't know what it
Speaker 7: to go until now, but now I'm desperate.
Speaker 9: Ah.
Speaker 2: The food, the weather, the colors, the people, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: the vibe. Guys, this is how it is going to work.
Speaker 2: We've got both of you on the line. We're going
Speaker 2: to be giving away a trip to Sri Lanka thanks
Speaker 2: to Sri Lankan Airlines at the end of the week. Okay,
Speaker 2: but you've got to do the sale of the century
Speaker 2: thing and keep on coming back. Be our carryover chap.
Speaker 9: Okay, gotcha.
Speaker 2: Your names are your buzzers, you two. It's the best
Speaker 2: of five. I mean, the first person to get three
Speaker 2: answers cret wins the game and we'll walk away with
Speaker 2: the bum bag and a chance to right again.
Speaker 3: Question number one.
Speaker 2: Sri Lanka is an island country located in which continent
Speaker 2: nev Yes, nev.
Speaker 7: Asia South Asia.
Speaker 2: Yes. Correct es exactly how the answer is written, as
Speaker 2: in brackets out Asia. Brody a cost Decky was named
Speaker 2: King Carolyn. Yes, Carolyn, King of the Mountain yesterday. Correct,
Speaker 2: that's just one of thou.
Speaker 3: Are you a redhead? Carolyn?
Speaker 6: No, I just know.
Speaker 8: I just know that I had it on, that's all.
Speaker 8: I just know the answer.
Speaker 7: I didn't really want you.
Speaker 2: A little bit of a bog and there you've got
Speaker 2: it on.
Speaker 3: Question number three.
Speaker 2: Usha is celebrating a birthday today. Can you name this song? Yes, Carolyn,
Speaker 2: come and get me?
Speaker 3: Good guess though, sorry.
Speaker 2: I thought you were asking me to come and get you.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 9: I'm on it.
Speaker 2: Never You're gonna have a crack. It's one of the
Speaker 2: great Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, literally the word he just repeats over and over.
Speaker 2: Question number four, Roald Dahl was a famous what Yes
Speaker 2: nev writer? Correct? Author? Is that two piece?
Speaker 3: That is two points to nev one? To Caroline. Question
Speaker 3: five is for the win NEV, making you our carryover champion.
Speaker 2: What does the E stand for in the name of
Speaker 2: the organization known as Peter NEV? Yes, NEV Environmental No, Carolyn.
Speaker 3: Um.
Speaker 2: People for the thing? Oh, it's ethical treatment of animals.
Speaker 3: Question number six d W.
Speaker 2: T S is an acronym for which TV show? Yes, yes,
Speaker 2: NEVD you get the stars. You are right, my friend.
Speaker 2: We will meet you back here at same that time,
Speaker 2: same that channel for another crack at a trip to
Speaker 2: Sri Lanka.
Speaker 3: Awesome you never good news as well. Now you've got
Speaker 3: that limited edition bum bag.
Speaker 1: The Christy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Big weekend in our beers, our wonderful, wonderful beers. The
Speaker 2: radio industry. Yes, the acras were on. What is a
Speaker 2: stand for the Australian Commercial Radio. It's sort of like
Speaker 2: the LOGIS but for radio.
Speaker 3: Yes, they took place in Sydney this year.
Speaker 2: It's very long. It's a very long ceremony, also like
Speaker 2: the LOGIS.
Speaker 3: But I do have to give credit where credit is
Speaker 3: due to CRA the organization that puts it on. Guess
Speaker 3: what time this ceremony finished? Ten pm on the knocker.
Speaker 2: Wow, that is impressive.
Speaker 3: Unbelievable. Whoever produced that?
Speaker 2: What time did it start?
Speaker 3: Two p? Six thirty? Oh great, which is actually doable.
Speaker 2: That's really good. And it's a vibe, isn't it. There's
Speaker 2: music and all of that.
Speaker 3: To see all your mates from other stations, et cetera. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it's good fun see your people from other cities. And Swanye,
Speaker 3: I went up and represented for you, and I thank
Speaker 3: you so much for Christy Swan show.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: There was a few questions thrown my way, actually the
Speaker 3: same question by journalists, other people in the industry, other
Speaker 3: announcers on another station.
Speaker 2: Is it true that Chrissy runs a halfway house for
Speaker 2: the one ey'd Beavers?
Speaker 3: It wasn't. It was another rumor that is is it?
Speaker 2: Is it that whenever I catch my own reflection in
Speaker 2: a mirror, I smile and say how are you? Because
Speaker 2: that is also true.
Speaker 3: It wasn't that. But if they had asked me that,
Speaker 3: I could confirm that that's true because you told me
Speaker 3: that several times. Is it that my.
Speaker 2: Deep wish is to open my door and find a
Speaker 2: baby in a basket?
Speaker 3: No, but that's also something I think we need to
Speaker 3: deep dive into with your therapist. Yes, that's bizarre.
Speaker 2: God, I don't know what the rumor could be. I'm
Speaker 2: so dull.
Speaker 3: The rumor is that was asked to me, Is it
Speaker 3: true Chrissy Swan is going to smooth next year? And
Speaker 3: what are you going to do? What? There's this room me. Yes,
Speaker 3: there's this rumor going around that you were joining Smooth
Speaker 3: FM now for beautiful people in other cities that might
Speaker 3: not have Smooth, It's a what do they used to
Speaker 3: be the easy place to your easy place to relax?
Speaker 3: What is it now? It's like more music and less talk.
Speaker 3: Maybe yeah, it's a really great station.
Speaker 2: But this show is here with you on Nova correct.
Speaker 3: So I don't know where this rumor started. But like
Speaker 3: like a well known journalist, another radio announcedent all than
Speaker 3: one person, three people, And then I went up to
Speaker 3: our friend and boss Sarah. I'm like, hey, I keep
Speaker 3: getting asked this question. A do you want to tell
Speaker 3: me something? And B have you heard this? And she goes, yeah,
Speaker 3: that's been going around for a while. Now what Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm in great succession plan for you. Let's just say yea.
Speaker 3: But I was high contract here, yeah, twenty four to ten. Though,
Speaker 3: we want to know what rumors have you heard about Chrissy.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I can't wait for this so much.
Speaker 2: And look, there'll be something about those stupid Keito gummies.
Speaker 1: I'm sure the Crissy swan show.
Speaker 2: That's me and Peg in the night with a candle.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're gonna have to look some sad music.
Speaker 2: Waiting for Chicago to come out of.
Speaker 3: The If you've missed today's show, Chrissy has lost her
Speaker 3: bunny in Chicago. Grab the podcast. If you would like
Speaker 3: to hear what's happened, please do that.
Speaker 2: But apparently I am moving on from you, Jack.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we are breaking up because at the Radio Awards
Speaker 3: on Saturday, several people were coming up to me saying, hey,
Speaker 3: is the the rumor's true that Chrissy is moving to
Speaker 3: smooth their family?
Speaker 2: There is no basis for them to do. I'm going
Speaker 2: to be here until I die. I love it. If
Speaker 2: I could just sit here and talk to people like
Speaker 2: the owner who were just about to talk to see
Speaker 2: your beautiful face. Jack, that's enough for me. I am done.
Speaker 3: You're here for the Longhol Swanning thirteen twenty fourteen. We're
Speaker 3: asking what rumors have you heard about our friend Ken?
Speaker 2: No, I do not take keto gummies. You know, I
Speaker 2: still get I still get messages about that.
Speaker 3: Guys, We've got to be better. We've got to be
Speaker 3: more savage every week.
Speaker 2: Fion, have you seen that that ad that's on Facebook
Speaker 2: or somewhere I don't even know where it is I have.
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's just ridiculous.
Speaker 2: You know, people people buy it, people buy that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 7: You know, if you don't endorse it, and you've come
Speaker 7: out and said how many times that you don't endorse,
Speaker 7: people should believe you.
Speaker 2: I agree? I agree? So what am I up to, Fiona?
Speaker 2: What sort of naughty shenanigans have I been getting up to? Well?
Speaker 7: I saw a snippet or new idea that you've got.
Speaker 4: A secret new man really.
Speaker 5: Married soone as well?
Speaker 3: Am I getting married? Rock on your finger?
Speaker 2: Yep? Wow? God, congratulations to me?
Speaker 5: Absolutely?
Speaker 2: Wow? Do I look happy?
Speaker 7: Ecstatic?
Speaker 3: Wow?
Speaker 2: Is this this a recent rumor or an oldie.
Speaker 9: A year ago?
Speaker 4: Getting married a mystery man in Sydney?
Speaker 9: Oh?
Speaker 2: There you go. Well, you know I would think of
Speaker 2: nothing worse than getting married, so.
Speaker 3: And I have never been more single.
Speaker 2: Never.
Speaker 3: Pharmacy voucher for you for Fiona, Lisa? What rumor have
Speaker 3: you heard about Christie Swan.
Speaker 7: Well, I've actually been on the radio with Christy and
Speaker 7: it's actually going to end up in the Current Affair.
Speaker 2: What do you mean you've been on the radio with me.
Speaker 7: Oh, we've had a chat about some.
Speaker 8: Fatality, not fatality, so that sounds.
Speaker 2: That we're dying.
Speaker 7: And also some other people that we talked about about.
Speaker 7: Uh so my my friends had children with other children
Speaker 7: and this and that, and so we've.
Speaker 2: Well, look, here's the thing. If anyone's in more more
Speaker 2: into true crime than me, I'd like to meet them.
Speaker 2: So maybe maybe this this rumor is true. Maybe maybe
Speaker 2: I am going to expose all of these crazy criminals
Speaker 2: at Lisa he's talking.
Speaker 3: About you're a Current Affair as a host, Like, I'd
Speaker 3: love to see it. But you'd sooner be on there
Speaker 3: as the neighbor from hell because your neighbor hates you,
Speaker 3: and that would be a really fantastic story.
Speaker 2: Can I tell you what I did last night? Put
Speaker 2: my rabbish in his bin under the cover of darkness. Yep,
Speaker 2: and I loved doing it. I opened it up and
Speaker 2: there was heaps of it. And his bins are all
Speaker 2: tight and neat. You know what a douche.
Speaker 3: I respect someone would tight and need me.
Speaker 2: No, get a life. It's a rubbish binch.
Speaker 3: Sean. What's the rumor you've heard about Chrissy?
Speaker 2: What's the rumor?
Speaker 11: The rumor is that Chrissy is going to give me
Speaker 11: I'll play tickets.
Speaker 2: Oh, Sean, I wish that were true. I've had a
Speaker 2: rumor about you.
Speaker 11: Sean, That's okay, I got running.
Speaker 2: What's the best rumor you've ever heard about yourself? That's
Speaker 2: just made you go up because I've come to work
Speaker 2: today and Jax just told me that people were saying
Speaker 2: that I'm leaving this job. I would never in a
Speaker 2: million years leave this job. And it's shocking.
Speaker 11: I was in a major car accident about thirty years
Speaker 11: ago and people were going around telling me one that
Speaker 11: I passed away. Oh that was a good room.
Speaker 2: What a great tax dodge though, Sean, it's amazing.
Speaker 3: Act for you. Sean. Let's finish with Claire Hi.
Speaker 8: Claire Hi, I have seen those gummy rumor things as well,
Speaker 8: how but no, yeah, but this room is a little
Speaker 8: bit more a recent one. I heard that you have
Speaker 8: a habit of losing pets.
Speaker 1: Really the crissiest one show.
Speaker 2: Let's talk David and Pop Chrissy's clique. She got just
Speaker 2: a side. She got the best spice girl named posh.
Speaker 3: Posh she did, you would be posh if you were
Speaker 3: in that group and arguably the best spice girl.
Speaker 2: I'm looking, but no talent.
Speaker 3: No talent, but in terms of star power and general vibe,
Speaker 3: ten out of ten.
Speaker 2: I just gave you a really terrible insult to be
Speaker 2: funny and rude. And you say, I said you would
Speaker 2: be posh in that group. That's very good looking, but
Speaker 2: no talent.
Speaker 3: Oh, that's a compliment. I'll take that is absolutely Oh.
Speaker 2: That is a phoner right there. What is that is that? No? Honestly,
Speaker 2: is that if somebody says to you you're so handsome,
Speaker 2: your talent's hit and miss. But you're really a great
Speaker 2: looking guy.
Speaker 3: Looks all get your father, So only I'm fine with it?
Speaker 2: Really?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Would you? Would you be flat by that?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Right? Maybe I need to speak to a therapist about that.
Speaker 2: Then I think I think you're normal in that way.
Speaker 2: I'm a very weird person. I don't look at myself.
Speaker 3: At but you are very gorgeous, so you can it's
Speaker 3: easy for you to It's you know what I mean,
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 2: I'm really great inside. I don't care about that. It's
Speaker 2: so weird. I just don't see it anyway. Anyway, let's
Speaker 2: move on. David and Posh Beckham have spent ten million
Speaker 2: pounds on a Cottswall time. That's actually quite cheap for
Speaker 2: them because they'd be minted. And they've all moved in there. Hello,
Speaker 2: my name's David Beckham. I've moved in.
Speaker 9: Everything very neat and I'm cleaning me stainless steal kitchen.
Speaker 3: Hey, David, do you have bees? Is that the one
Speaker 3: where there's bees that you like farm your own? Honey?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: I feel like we saw that house in the Docco.
Speaker 2: Well, it's under a flight path.
Speaker 3: Posh would have liked that.
Speaker 2: And here's the thing. We're so conditioned to hear words
Speaker 2: like it's under a flight part bad thing, it's on
Speaker 2: the main road, bad thing, it's on a train line,
Speaker 2: bad thing. You just stop and think about it that
Speaker 2: those those things suit me. I like noise. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: could not stand when I first had Leo. I did
Speaker 2: that thing where you go from living a normal single,
Speaker 2: fabulous life, you know, young life. Oh I've got a baby,
Speaker 2: You've got to get a house in the suburbs.
Speaker 3: It was so quiet, bit grim.
Speaker 2: Oh god, I thought I would die.
Speaker 3: I'm with you, Wani. The head noise would be like
Speaker 3: next level.
Speaker 2: And I think also growing up in Melbourne as you
Speaker 2: and I did, the constant sound of the trams that's
Speaker 2: like conditioned us.
Speaker 3: I think I think you're right. I live My apartment
Speaker 3: building is on a train line, and I don't even
Speaker 3: hear the trains anymore yet. I still use the car
Speaker 3: map for extra white noise overnight like you.
Speaker 2: Are so funny. I love it. I love a bit
Speaker 2: of noiser.
Speaker 3: Do you reckon? They'll move possion becks, Yeah.
Speaker 9: I think they will. I think he'll whip up his
Speaker 9: kitchen a little beehive and go away somewhere. But I'm
Speaker 9: quite okay, good.
Speaker 3: Hey, we've run out of time. I'm so sad because
Speaker 3: I love this next topic, but we're gonna save it
Speaker 3: for tomorrow.
Speaker 2: It's about fins regularly.
Speaker 3: Tim and Joel are up next. Have a beautiful Monday evening.
Speaker 3: I'll see you tomorrow's swanning. Hey you Jack check Chrissy.
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