Speaker 1: Hello, Welcome on the podcast special podcast.
Speaker 2: Birthday Birthday, Happy Birthday, Birthday, Hooray, hooray.
Speaker 1: Birthday.
Speaker 3: This is beautiful.
Speaker 1: Oh well, smoking studio smoke and the studio smoking studio
Speaker 1: quick for me, that's not good. We have Siah here
Speaker 1: from management, my dogs in the house morning, fancy dress,
Speaker 1: Vian rapper. We're not doing fancy dress tonight.
Speaker 4: And get up with the program. Look, can you hear that?
Speaker 3: Birthday?
Speaker 5: I'd love to call this cake. This knife isn't sharp enough?
Speaker 3: Could we get I.
Speaker 1: Know someone who knows.
Speaker 5: Does anyone have one of those? Yeah, I'd love a
Speaker 5: knife sharpener.
Speaker 1: I don't think we have knife sharpness here now.
Speaker 5: My life is sharp enough. Thanks, guys, what have we got?
Speaker 1: I know what did?
Speaker 4: It's his birthday yesterday. I want to get your birthday please.
Speaker 5: I got these brand new white shoes that are what
Speaker 5: are so hot?
Speaker 4: They're very quite? Is that from the wave?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 5: From my almost wife.
Speaker 3: You have a big hoof.
Speaker 5: What I'm a ten and a half?
Speaker 6: Did she get well? She was like the tens are
Speaker 6: two hundred dollars. Ten and a half are like one
Speaker 6: hundred and thirty. I don't know they obviously like just
Speaker 6: had certain soild is that run sale? And I was like,
Speaker 6: it's okay, size size me up.
Speaker 3: And I'll grow into them.
Speaker 6: And you got the wrong size, she asked me. Birthday
Speaker 6: dinner yeat on Friday night in studio Amro on Chapel
Speaker 6: Street was lovely, some drinks and then.
Speaker 1: What else on the birthday weekend you finish up?
Speaker 4: What else did you get for your birthday?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 6: I got a lot of cookies from that cookie box
Speaker 6: place on Chapel Street as well.
Speaker 7: Which place is is that the one we had at
Speaker 7: the Market's different?
Speaker 1: Different one? These are one of the markets.
Speaker 6: These are fat cookies full of goo that you put
Speaker 6: in the microwave for a couple of seconds and they
Speaker 6: are gooey and delicious.
Speaker 5: And I still have some less.
Speaker 1: Did you have a cake? Have you been cake?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 6: Because there's six cookies in the box. That's instead, there's
Speaker 6: six cookies.
Speaker 8: In the way.
Speaker 7: Adults don't just have birthday cakes unless it's like that's
Speaker 7: a that kids.
Speaker 4: Adults with kids have birthday cakes. Adults are just don't
Speaker 4: always have.
Speaker 1: Birthday can always buy people birthday.
Speaker 4: Cakes sometimes a week late. Where do you sit on
Speaker 4: ice cream cake?
Speaker 1: Sensitive subject?
Speaker 4: He bought me a.
Speaker 7: He sent me an ice cream cake for my birthday,
Speaker 7: like three days late. Excuse me on a forty two
Speaker 7: degree days. I'm born in January, when I wasn't even home,
Speaker 7: didn't ask, and had it dropped on the doorstephroom thoughtful.
Speaker 7: He's so thoughtful. Meanwhile, for his birthday. I make him
Speaker 7: feel very special.
Speaker 1: You're very good at birthdays. I'm getting better, No, knife isn't.
Speaker 4: I think you just have that.
Speaker 1: Just when you say I'm good, You're I'm getting better.
Speaker 4: No you're not. You're only getting better because you've met
Speaker 4: me and now I.
Speaker 5: Help you buy.
Speaker 1: I like giving a cake.
Speaker 7: It's small, Yeah, so you're not the best one is.
Speaker 7: It's called the lemonade cake from stocked.
Speaker 1: Is that?
Speaker 4: Trust me? There's like four different stocked around moment.
Speaker 1: It tastes like lemonade.
Speaker 7: Well, it's like a fluffy vanilla lemonade cake and it's
Speaker 7: just all sprinkles.
Speaker 4: It's like the ultimate perfect cake.
Speaker 3: That's a hard assignment.
Speaker 4: I'm going to bring one in. I'll bring one in.
Speaker 1: Lemonade cake.
Speaker 3: How old are you, Jesse?
Speaker 4: They are like the go to cake.
Speaker 6: Thirty six thirty sixty.
Speaker 4: Six six it's twenty eight stock lemonade cake.
Speaker 9: I couldn't have told you. I wouldn't have been able
Speaker 9: to tell you how old you were twenty eight. I
Speaker 9: just knew you weren't forty like us, like Crusty's.
Speaker 1: Twenty eight is a good year.
Speaker 4: You're coming into it.
Speaker 1: I help something even with twenty eighth.
Speaker 4: Twenty eighth, are you actually on.
Speaker 3: Your thirty six thirty two? This is it?
Speaker 4: Chase.
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm twenty eight, almost twenty nine, forty.
Speaker 4: Trust me. It's the best cake of all time. It's basic.
Speaker 1: But but I love an ice cream cake.
Speaker 4: I love an ice often fluffy sponge.
Speaker 1: You've seen to do a good or even just the
Speaker 1: stock standard freddo ones that you get it cold leap,
Speaker 1: they're not yes.
Speaker 7: Oh my god, you're bulletin.
Speaker 4: For example, last.
Speaker 7: Night Paul cooked the roast Jase Rocelam with my brother
Speaker 7: and sister in law, and you know what, you know what?
Speaker 4: He whooped out after mi.
Speaker 7: He goes, guys, we've got to vote, and I was like, no,
Speaker 7: what have you done?
Speaker 4: I was sure it was going to be Nana's apple pie.
Speaker 7: And he pulled out a box of magnets and a
Speaker 7: Vanetta and it was a unanimous decision.
Speaker 4: We had the Vanetta.
Speaker 1: Question, no question statement, if he under apple pie? Sarah
Speaker 1: ly deep dish, Sarah, the deep dish, the crust on
Speaker 1: the names is fucking done.
Speaker 3: How do you better?
Speaker 1: Sarah? Le is the way to go?
Speaker 3: Sarah's Sarah's done, Sarah, Sarah?
Speaker 4: I think Sarah. I thought she came back.
Speaker 1: Sarah's on another day. Yeahitated Sarah, Sarah's back check. We're
Speaker 1: checking everyone.
Speaker 3: To sarially make the chocolate bavariant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's how we covered it.
Speaker 4: Vanilla.
Speaker 1: It's not.
Speaker 5: Sarah chocolate, is he?
Speaker 3: And that is not s It's not that's way to
Speaker 3: It's Sarah. It's spelled from now we call her. So
Speaker 3: she's back, Sarah.
Speaker 7: I think do you think went in the bin with
Speaker 7: the Holden commodore?
Speaker 4: Didn't she? When they stopped making them?
Speaker 1: Lee, Yeah, has been sold to Darrey, Sara and Darryl living.
Speaker 4: From sar Selt, isn't it?
Speaker 9: And Darrell felt, Yeah, we're gonna have to change.
Speaker 4: Darley died too.
Speaker 1: Changed the They changed the chocolate bavarian though, because when
Speaker 1: we were young, it used to be biscuit based chocolate
Speaker 1: and then that white. Now it's changed, said, it's like
Speaker 1: a chocolate top.
Speaker 4: I don't know about a Bavarian.
Speaker 1: No, they're not great, They're not great. Was it, Sarah?
Speaker 1: Was it you were talking to about yoga?
Speaker 4: Yes, to the best, but you tip the.
Speaker 5: What would they call no Yogo pro pro.
Speaker 10: Yo.
Speaker 7: But it was just like the Yogo split mix or
Speaker 7: like Yogo mixed.
Speaker 1: Yea, the duo custard where one was chocolate Yogo mix
Speaker 1: pours custard.
Speaker 4: Yea, it's Yogo mixed.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 4: And they had the one with minim and MS.
Speaker 1: Yes. I haven't had the yoga in years. You know
Speaker 1: they have downstairs little gelato cones at the coals.
Speaker 4: Can you, Sarah? Can you mentioned him for the show
Speaker 4: at ten?
Speaker 7: Going downstairs with his big man, one of those tiny.
Speaker 4: Little Dolados on his own in.
Speaker 7: The little sitting in the car with a Yogo and
Speaker 7: a bag of little ice.
Speaker 4: Cragic?
Speaker 8: That is living, Living's tragic, Living, tragedy, Living, Get out
Speaker 8: of here. Spoken about fifteen minutes.
Speaker 7: Daddy's podcast and for.
Speaker 3: The whole show.
Speaker 9: And my stomach has been grumbling because Lauren and I
Speaker 9: are all synced up.
Speaker 4: Don't drag me into your messy bowel situation.
Speaker 3: What I don't need to do it.
Speaker 6: Oh that's exactly someone who needs some pool would say, I.
Speaker 4: Hate her chat. Have we got a situation, we can
Speaker 4: call it a situation.
Speaker 5: We're about to have a situation if you don't go well.
Speaker 7: Clin made it sound in the middle of just before
Speaker 7: we went into a break, clinkos, guys, do you need
Speaker 7: me in this?
Speaker 4: And I was like, no, why And he goes, because
Speaker 4: I've got to I gotta go, And we're like, he goes,
Speaker 4: can I go to the bathroom?
Speaker 7: We're like, yeah, go, And then you stood here and
Speaker 7: went I've just got a really bad pain in my stomach.
Speaker 1: And we're like, and.
Speaker 4: Then you continued to stand here.
Speaker 10: Well, then it went to the subsided usually stands for
Speaker 10: the show, but today he's you've been keeping it in,
Speaker 10: trying to cook it.
Speaker 1: Lauren's gonna ren over my bathroom.
Speaker 7: I'm going to put one of those toilet seats on,
Speaker 7: you know that the ones that you can get there
Speaker 7: like clear and they've got spiders.
Speaker 4: I do a great job.
Speaker 1: And have you showers?
Speaker 3: Have you got a shower chair?
Speaker 1: Shower?
Speaker 4: Well, you might put in steam.
Speaker 1: The main bathrooms and everything are all good, but the
Speaker 1: en sweet has a bath shower. I don't want to
Speaker 1: feel like I'm staying at every day. I go and
Speaker 1: get someone.
Speaker 4: Get a plastic shower exactly.
Speaker 1: I want to rip that out, putting your vanity in.
Speaker 1: Put a shower. Like how explaining a steam shower there,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: What is actually the plumbing of it that.
Speaker 1: Is, Yeah, because steam, They've also got to see it
Speaker 1: more and then you can have steam come through it,
Speaker 1: so it's like steaming.
Speaker 7: And then you build like an in built like a
Speaker 7: shower shower ledge you're sitting hang on, so it's.
Speaker 4: Like a sauna. Yeah, a steam before it's like a
Speaker 4: steam home.
Speaker 7: You basically you basically build a steam room in your
Speaker 7: showers still have a water and then once you've had
Speaker 7: your steam, then you turn.
Speaker 1: Down the side and infrared.
Speaker 3: It can't be mixing your steam a steam board.
Speaker 4: No infrareds not going in your bathroom.
Speaker 1: Steam shower. How much is a steam shower?
Speaker 4: Well, how long is a piece of string? It's like saying.
Speaker 3: Confused.
Speaker 1: Depends how much does a steam shower cross. You'll pay
Speaker 1: between one thousand and five thousand.
Speaker 3: Just for the head.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's the plumbing though.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what's the average cost to install the steam. Oh okay,
Speaker 1: that went up ranges from two eight to seven to one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but it's not national average four to three.
Speaker 4: It's not water, it's you need all the plumbing.
Speaker 1: I just got out of fitness first, and you're.
Speaker 4: Going to go to fitness first. That's horseshit. You will
Speaker 4: never see it for in the fitness first I had before.
Speaker 1: Remember I was in the steam room and that that
Speaker 1: guy started picking his nails. He took no clippings in
Speaker 1: with him, and I was like, that's enough for me.
Speaker 1: That's a no go. Not in communal steam. No, did
Speaker 1: you gym on the weekend?
Speaker 4: I did? Did you get your house?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Congrats?
Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred point three is a frequency. It's not
Speaker 1: a bad chack.
Speaker 4: Did you get talking about for the last fifteen minutes?
Speaker 1: Renovate my fucking rental?
Speaker 5: Was it within the budget?
Speaker 1: Yeah? It was heapsless, heaps fantastic.
Speaker 4: That's why he's putting in the steam show.
Speaker 1: I did screw up though, because I said to the
Speaker 1: real estate, no more money. I'm out, like, I'm at
Speaker 1: my cap. I'm at my cap. You know, I've got
Speaker 1: to ring my wife. I can't do it. And then
Speaker 1: he came back and he's like sold. And I looked
Speaker 1: at Jess, my mate straight away. I didn't even think,
Speaker 1: And I'm like, now we got money for the bathroom
Speaker 1: right now?
Speaker 4: Who cares? It's sold? Though it doesn't make I can
Speaker 4: say whatever you want.
Speaker 7: Yeah, like your friends that you bought the house off
Speaker 7: will now be listening to this.
Speaker 4: Going so ripped us off?
Speaker 1: Terrific?
Speaker 3: What's settlement?
Speaker 1: Did you go for thirty days?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 1: My goodness. So look keep in mind, I'm about to
Speaker 1: go away for Hide and Seek. So stress levels at
Speaker 1: our house it's been.
Speaker 7: No fucking no people do this ship and they're like,
Speaker 7: we're going on holidays in August. We might start packing
Speaker 7: in June's not a holiday.
Speaker 4: But you do it the two weeks before. No one's
Speaker 4: packing six weeks. No, you don't. He's getting the people.
Speaker 4: I'm not letting him pack his own house.
Speaker 7: I said to him, if you move house during our
Speaker 7: survey period, you are eating people to do it for you.
Speaker 4: I don't want to hear about it.
Speaker 3: He needs to start packing people.
Speaker 9: Imagine how much stuff he has in his wardrobes, in
Speaker 9: his cupboards.
Speaker 4: It himself. He's getting the people to come and do
Speaker 4: it for it I'm not allowed to know.
Speaker 9: You need to pack yourself because you need to know
Speaker 9: what to throw out before you move.
Speaker 1: We're so using that audio you need to do.
Speaker 3: You need to do a pre moving hand wait for it.
Speaker 1: I guess what I'm doing for today. We've got a list.
Speaker 1: We've got a list right today, I'm booking removeless.
Speaker 5: You get a skip and.
Speaker 1: I'm booking the biggest skip being. I told the boys
Speaker 1: they each get one small box.
Speaker 4: What I'm saying basically like they're going to prison.
Speaker 9: Just just listen before you sledge, because it's not a
Speaker 9: nanoay thing.
Speaker 7: Time to start packing now, because all we're going to
Speaker 7: hear about these five weeks.
Speaker 9: To start the prep because you need to attack one
Speaker 9: cupboard at a time, figure out what you're throwing out,
Speaker 9: throw it out, and then close the cupboard. And then
Speaker 9: it's easy to pack because when you come to pack,
Speaker 9: you just have to put it in the box and.
Speaker 4: A way up packing it someone else's problem.
Speaker 3: But how are you going to know what to throw out?
Speaker 7: All he needs to do is pull out the spreation.
Speaker 3: Starts today, That's all I'm saying.
Speaker 4: I guarantee you it won't start today.
Speaker 1: Laaren, where do you reckon? I could get boxes from.
Speaker 3: I can help you with boxes. You know why because
Speaker 3: I did it myself.
Speaker 4: Very between you and Jason.
Speaker 3: He's got helpers.
Speaker 1: No, the kids are not helpers. I'm shipping them away.
Speaker 7: He's sending them away and then he's getting the people
Speaker 7: to come in and pack up for him.
Speaker 4: And I'm here for it.
Speaker 3: I do it yourself. You've got more controls.
Speaker 1: Doing it myself. Man of the people.
Speaker 3: Yes, you.
Speaker 2: Clean.
Speaker 7: It's quite cathartic, though, you just when you've got the
Speaker 7: skip and you just chucked.
Speaker 1: I have to sit down last night and go now.
Speaker 1: I want to I want to be very Yeah, we
Speaker 1: are being ruthless, like it's all going, you'll be lucky.
Speaker 1: If we take all three kids, jury's out on everything.
Speaker 4: Like if she takes you.
Speaker 1: We set the kids down last night and told them really,
Speaker 1: taking two they have deplete their case.
Speaker 9: That is.
Speaker 7: It was very entertaining, not okay, especially given that one
Speaker 7: of them is too.
Speaker 1: They all turned on the two year old because he
Speaker 1: couldn't really defend himself, so they were like, you know,
Speaker 1: he's been the latest edition. We call him the liability.
Speaker 1: I think we just shed the weight.
Speaker 4: You're a cruel parent.
Speaker 1: That's the nicest thing you've ever said. Tom.
Speaker 7: He's got a bungalow at the back, which is it's
Speaker 7: a shd. It's a bungalow. It's got a sink, a
Speaker 7: kitchen in it.
Speaker 1: It doesn't know it has water access.
Speaker 7: He's got it self contained apartment. She said to me today.
Speaker 7: I am building a studio apartment in there, and I'm
Speaker 7: going to put a padlock on it, and none of
Speaker 7: them are going to know the code.
Speaker 9: Anyway, we should probably go because you got to start situation.
Speaker 1: I'll go down to Carl's and get you some boxes,
Speaker 1: one of those mini gelato cones. What it will help
Speaker 1: with my anxiety? All right, we must pack.
Speaker 4: We're gonna hear about this for four.
Speaker 1: Can we talk bubble wrap tomorrow?
Speaker 4: No, get someone to do it for you.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bring bubble wraping tomorrow and just pop it
Speaker 1: through the show.
Speaker 4: You and your wife won't survive a movie if you
Speaker 4: do it yourself.
Speaker 1: You know, we'll barely the midday movie.
Speaker 3: We need some newspaper to wrap the glasses in a.
Speaker 1: Well, here's the other thing I thought, because I've given
Speaker 1: notice of the rental, but I've got a week overlap.
Speaker 4: You need a week.
Speaker 1: Run to the car with clothes and stuff.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you need a week. You need a week?
Speaker 5: Good for me, because what you do?
Speaker 4: You take what you want and then you chuckle stuff.
Speaker 1: Oh, not to mention, my niece and her boyfriend have
Speaker 1: booked a trip to come and stay with us. They
Speaker 1: booked them a couple of months ago. There you move
Speaker 1: it the day after settlement. That's good.
Speaker 4: That can help you move.
Speaker 1: I've moved them to a hotel.
Speaker 3: I thought he's getting paid from move lists.
Speaker 1: He is, okay, Lore, enough of the moving chat. God,
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear about this.
Speaker 4: It's going to do our heads in.
Speaker 7: This is going to be painful for the next four weeks,
Speaker 7: and then the two weeks after that's going to be
Speaker 7: a ship show because.
Speaker 4: You won't know where anything is.
Speaker 1: Hey, at least you're not going to be in the
Speaker 1: way living with me somewhere as I'm going through it.
Speaker 1: Heaven help Bye,