WEBVTT - Clothes Off, On The Couch

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<v Speaker 1>Approche Production.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to a bonus episode of We Will Always Have.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just a little tidbit to tide you over where

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<v Speaker 2>Chrissy and I talk shit. In front of me right

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<v Speaker 2>now is a wisdom deck of cards. On each card

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<v Speaker 2>is a message. I am getting a feeling. Am I

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<v Speaker 2>getting a reading on the cards? And I'm just going

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<v Speaker 2>to pull one out and I'm hoping that that message

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<v Speaker 2>is going to speak to you today. I've got to

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<v Speaker 2>be kind is more important than to be right. Many times,

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<v Speaker 2>what people need is not a brilliant mind that speaks,

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<v Speaker 2>but a special heart that listens, cannot stress that enough.

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<v Speaker 2>Be kind is more important than being right. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>We're sorting these things by how many there are from

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<v Speaker 2>most to least fingers on a human hand. Letters in

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<v Speaker 2>the Latin alphabet, oh God, member states in the un

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<v Speaker 2>nowady days in a mercury year, No idea. Cards in

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<v Speaker 2>a standard poker deck at fifty.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it a fifty six?

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<v Speaker 2>It's fifty four? Because I remember friends of Mama like,

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<v Speaker 2>do you want to play fifty four pickup? Have you ever? No?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't play games. Do you play board games?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have any friends. I do love a board game.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, oh god, I can't stand them.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so not. You never played as a family, no,

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<v Speaker 2>which quite monopoly and it would always always and in

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<v Speaker 2>my brother Tim in teas unless he was winning in tears,

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<v Speaker 2>accusing us of cheat. To be fair, we were cheating

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<v Speaker 2>because he's quite honest. So we used to pocket money

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<v Speaker 2>from the bank, just secretly have it under us, and

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<v Speaker 2>it used to he would be so upset.

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<v Speaker 3>The boys's would always be playing them Monopolieve or the

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<v Speaker 3>Games of Thrones. There was a board game about that

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<v Speaker 3>name of Thrones. And Max has got these boxes full

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<v Speaker 3>of games that you add on and blowing up kittens

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<v Speaker 3>or something, oh actomic kittens. Yeah yeah, my father said Warhammer.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, yes, I think Jack likes warhammers.

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<v Speaker 2>Like dungeons and dragon yeah yeah, yeah, okay. The most

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<v Speaker 2>well cards in a standard deck or fifty four pickup

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<v Speaker 2>is basically where you go, Yeah, I'd love to play that,

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<v Speaker 2>and then they throw the fifty four cards on the

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<v Speaker 2>ground and they tell you to pick them up. And

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<v Speaker 2>that's why fifty four car love. But that's a deck

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<v Speaker 2>of cards, so take out for joker jokers. Yes, so

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<v Speaker 2>fifty four fifty two in a standard poker deck. Then

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<v Speaker 2>days in a mercury year, No, I did. I would

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<v Speaker 2>say there'd be one hundred and something, so most would

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<v Speaker 2>be days in a mercury year. Then it would be

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<v Speaker 2>member states in the unsybe what's seventy something? Whatever you decide,

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<v Speaker 2>letters in the Latin alphabet close to twenty six. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>just going to choose for us good. We're going to

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<v Speaker 2>go days in a mercury year. Yep, cards in a

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<v Speaker 2>standard poker deck. Yeah, member states in the UN. Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>d reckon, there's more than fifty two members of the UN.

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<v Speaker 2>I reckon, there is just so days in a year.

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<v Speaker 2>Members of the UN, standard poker deck, letters of the alphabet,

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<v Speaker 2>fingers on a human hand. Let's go. Oh, couldn't be

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<v Speaker 2>more wrong. There's one hundred and ninety two members of

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<v Speaker 2>the UN. Eighty eight days in a mercury year. You

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<v Speaker 2>go fifty two cards in a poker deck, twenty six

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<v Speaker 2>letters of the alphabet, and five fingers. Christine, what's the

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<v Speaker 2>game's room?

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<v Speaker 1>Is the company? And they have have you ever sexy edition?

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're desperate to have me lead and take the

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<v Speaker 2>reins on this one because you're very uncomfortable. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>like it and I'm here reveling in it. There's a

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<v Speaker 2>little card. There's a mildly appropriate and a wildly inappropriate

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<v Speaker 2>one on either side. I would start with the red one.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the red one's the less lace.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>So this one's saying, have you ever embarrassingly failed at flirting?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't even think you would flirt?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you a flirter?

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<v Speaker 2>My flirting is photo address and I fail all the time. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I once had a date where it was oh gorgeous,

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<v Speaker 2>like well above my leg and he knew that. About

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<v Speaker 2>fifteen minutes in, I went to the bathroom and never

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<v Speaker 2>came back. And I sat there being like, oh, I

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<v Speaker 2>think he left.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh there's heartbreaking.

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<v Speaker 2>I was a bit like I kind of just said

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<v Speaker 2>something and then I was like are you you okay?

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<v Speaker 2>And I got nothing and I was.

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<v Speaker 1>Like, oh, hoisted, it's probably locked.

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<v Speaker 2>In the bathroom. And I was like, I'm think he left. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I got the sense that he didn't want

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<v Speaker 2>to be there pretty quickly. I was like, did I

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<v Speaker 2>send cat fishing photos? I was like no, maybe my personality.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was I was too effeminate. Oh that's

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<v Speaker 2>why I put it down to because there's some men

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<v Speaker 2>that want like the manly men. I look like I

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<v Speaker 2>look if I don't move and I stay really still,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't act or sound or look effeminate.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a dead giveaway that you do.

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<v Speaker 2>I do the hair flip, the fake hair flick.

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<v Speaker 3>So when you're on, like when you feel in a

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<v Speaker 3>bit sixy mood and you get on the old tinder

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<v Speaker 3>and your flick flick flick, flicking through.

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<v Speaker 1>How many do you flick? Do you find the one

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<v Speaker 1>that you like? Don't want to average? Oh?

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<v Speaker 3>Grinder, oh grinder, So how many would you flick flick flick, Well, grind, it's.

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<v Speaker 2>Just like an Excel spreadsheet of pictures. Oh, you just

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<v Speaker 2>scroll down, and my bio is what I'm looking for,

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<v Speaker 2>which is it's basically your dick, my mouth, it's my bio.

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<v Speaker 2>So I just wait for the people to come to me.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>And so if they instigate, I know they're keen because

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<v Speaker 2>they've obviously read the bio. Yes, right, yeah, that's quite cool.

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<v Speaker 2>Dick phoonotic photogic photo. Well not really, it's other photos.

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<v Speaker 2>They usually instigate with dick photogic photo. And I'm like, great, address.

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<v Speaker 3>Be here now, So do they get on and they go, oh, mate,

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<v Speaker 3>is this really Christian whole or is it? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>They're like, i'm reporting you. You're not supposed to impersonate

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<v Speaker 2>a celebrity. And I'm like, oh, celebrity that's a bit

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<v Speaker 2>of a strong word. I wouldn't have called Christian a celebrity.

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<v Speaker 2>And they're like, well, I'm still reporting you. And then

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<v Speaker 2>I send them a like just a selfie because it's

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<v Speaker 2>got a verified mark. When you see through Grinder, they're like,

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<v Speaker 2>why did you? It annoys me a bit because I'm like,

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<v Speaker 2>why do I have to prove who I am? You're

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<v Speaker 2>a blank profile? Why don't you you are who you are?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, why don't you prove who you are? No,

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<v Speaker 2>because you're fake. I've stopped engaging with them. It's kind

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<v Speaker 2>of nice because they're like defending me, not realizing it's me.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they're doing the right thing.

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<v Speaker 2>It's really annoying.

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<v Speaker 1>They're trying to save your image and your Yeah, all

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<v Speaker 1>day are brand.

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<v Speaker 2>Obviously they've got no idea about my image and brand. No, No,

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<v Speaker 2>it needs saving from the opposite end.

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<v Speaker 3>So you've connected with someone on Grinder, you've given them

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<v Speaker 3>the address, do they just turn up and just go, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>I just wanted to see if it was really you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not really interested. No, it's like, okay, I'm here,

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<v Speaker 3>let's get going.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you offer them a cup of coffee, cup of

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<v Speaker 1>tea after all?

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<v Speaker 2>No, definitely not.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have the room set?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes? I offer them water if they're taking an uncomfortably

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<v Speaker 2>long period of time to undress, because it's like, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't like small talk.

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<v Speaker 1>So walk me through what a don't put it back

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<v Speaker 1>in the thing. Walk me through what a typical date

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<v Speaker 1>would look like.

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<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't call it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's a very long yearbo there, tell me an encounter

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<v Speaker 3>with you off grind I can go.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really invested in.

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<v Speaker 2>The message each other. They say what they're looking for.

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<v Speaker 2>I tell them, yes, great, this is what I can

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<v Speaker 2>do for you. They come over, Hello, great to meet you.

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<v Speaker 2>Walk a couple of steps and you've finished my partner.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah you've said on my couch. Yeah yeah, And it's

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<v Speaker 2>just like close off on the couch sometimes because you

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<v Speaker 2>know I do like massages. Yeah that's different because that's

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<v Speaker 2>a paid for book.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so glad you've got them in their little files.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're all in their little files. All saved in

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<v Speaker 2>my phone is different things and that's it. And then

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<v Speaker 2>it's just like close off, do my thing, some not

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<v Speaker 2>to break here, last seconds. Some on average it's about

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<v Speaker 2>like i'd say, anywhere from five to ten minutes. And

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<v Speaker 2>then if.

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<v Speaker 1>I five to ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>And if I stretch it out, I can find out

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<v Speaker 2>ten minutes. Yeah, I don't want any more time, matte.

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<v Speaker 3>God, I've got someone else running and it's a long time.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh really five to ten minutes, I don't think, so

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<v Speaker 3>thank you there's an insight. Well no, because I look.

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<v Speaker 2>And then it's literally like thank you, Sya, have a.

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<v Speaker 1>Red day, and that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>That is it.

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<v Speaker 3>So there's no no little chats afterwards. Do you want

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<v Speaker 3>to kind of catch up for a coffee up?

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<v Speaker 1>But you do that?

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<v Speaker 2>No, because I don't connect with people. Just get your

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<v Speaker 2>dick out like.

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>There's been one or two that a good chat. So

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<v Speaker 2>Dave hung around and we just chat.

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<v Speaker 1>See.

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<v Speaker 3>I find that difficult to believe because I reckon it

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<v Speaker 3>would be all over red Rover, he's your shorts off

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<v Speaker 3>you go. I can't imagine you entering into small talk.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not small talk with some of them. It's like

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<v Speaker 2>good chat. You know. How what were we talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>The love language was deep engagement.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and all of that, not affirmations, but yeah, quality

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<v Speaker 3>time to quality time, quality time.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. So for an example, one guy I'm seeing is

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<v Speaker 2>also a dirty how and we have dirty horses.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll just be there. You just said one guy I'm seeing.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, he comes over and puts his dick in my

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<v Speaker 2>mouth and then we chat about a dirty hore stories.

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<v Speaker 2>We're very similar.

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<v Speaker 1>He does he's seen them once.

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<v Speaker 2>I've actually only seen him once, but we message quite

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<v Speaker 2>a lot because he'll be like, oh, you'll never guess

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<v Speaker 2>who I did this and all this has happened. So

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<v Speaker 2>we share like dirty hoo stories, which I love me

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<v Speaker 2>I think is another friend who's the same. Yeah, Like

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<v Speaker 2>I'll connect with them on a whore level. So I've

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<v Speaker 2>got like my social media world. Yeah, I don't connect

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<v Speaker 2>with anyone because I don't want too. And then there's

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<v Speaker 2>the deep dark underbelly.

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<v Speaker 1>The deep which under belly.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm willing to talk about dirty hall things with people.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you worried that someone will say, oh, now I'm

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<v Speaker 3>going to expose all your texts to the Daily Mirror

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<v Speaker 3>whatever that bloody.

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<v Speaker 2>Gossipyle, Well, no, because texting them anything controversial?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but like it's not really what's getting a judge

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<v Speaker 3>of pants on here? And I'm going to no, no,

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<v Speaker 3>because I don't want to not what.

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<v Speaker 2>I get your judging pants on. I've got an answer

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<v Speaker 2>for everything.

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<v Speaker 1>When I say judging pants like each into their own.

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<v Speaker 1>You know you're in an orlane. I'm in my lane

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<v Speaker 1>at the moment. This is all new to me. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>just learning and understanding you, even in a deeper level.

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<v Speaker 2>But this isn't for you. You're not, Oh god, no, actually

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<v Speaker 2>got no way whatsoever? God knows, whereas I am the

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<v Speaker 2>total opposite.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, the ying and the yang.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>And so when they leave, will you text a lot

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<v Speaker 3>of them or will you wait for them? So that

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<v Speaker 3>guy who initiated that first text for the guy that did,

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<v Speaker 3>he did so you were like, I'm into this and I'll.

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<v Speaker 1>Text you back.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>So how often would he text you a week?

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<v Speaker 2>Once?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh it's okay, I'm thinking it's awesomate.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, but then if it comes over. We had

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<v Speaker 2>like an hour and a half where we just chatted

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<v Speaker 2>without any No, it's great conversation.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's all you had. There wasn't any.

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<v Speaker 2>Intimate plenty of intimate stuff before that. Yeah, okay, well

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<v Speaker 2>the more you know, what's it called when you try

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<v Speaker 2>to mate with a dog? Rough sex? Oh that one

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<v Speaker 2>feels a bit. Let me do a different one. What's

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<v Speaker 2>the difference between jelly and jam?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Well, it's going to be hardly inappropriate.

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<v Speaker 2>Can't jelly and dick inside someone? Oh?

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<v Speaker 1>That is so bad.

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<v Speaker 2>It's crass.

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<v Speaker 1>It's very crass.