Speaker 1: Quick get you read morning every day.
Speaker 2: Adelaide.
Speaker 1: Oh dear Darcy Foggetty Adelaide Crows put him up to
Speaker 1: face the media yesterday. It's in one of the biggest
Speaker 1: news stories of the year. And I mean, bless Darcy.
Speaker 1: He's just a country boy from Lucindale. It's not his wheelhouse.
Speaker 3: Sometimes there'd be press conferences that you look forward to
Speaker 3: and sometimes there'd be ones that you really dread because
Speaker 3: there's going to be some tricky questions.
Speaker 1: And it was so deliciously awkward and just to peel
Speaker 1: back the curtains a little bit, what happens on a
Speaker 1: day like yesterday when there's a big news news story.
Speaker 1: It's not just the sports journalists that go down there,
Speaker 1: but it's the hard news journalists that go down with
Speaker 1: the intention of really hammering the message home. As I poured,
Speaker 1: Darcy was left to face the music. And gosh, it
Speaker 1: was deliciously awkward, wasn't it.
Speaker 4: Yes, Yeah, it's definitely not ideal, is it? But yeah,
Speaker 4: we'll work through stuff and yeah we've got a game
Speaker 4: this week, so folcus on that how the leadership.
Speaker 5: You and the leadership have spoken either you're.
Speaker 4: Out a yet, Yeah, we're not really going to get
Speaker 4: into too many details about that.
Speaker 1: Pretty well, and then one of the new one of
Speaker 1: the journalists set him up beautifully and said, hey, don't
Speaker 1: you guys get a lot of education in this space
Speaker 1: around these things? And Darcy's like, oh, yeah, yeah, we do.
Speaker 1: And then she just went bang and she goes, well,
Speaker 1: why isn't it working.
Speaker 5: Man?
Speaker 1: So only what I thought I'd do is because Darcy
Speaker 1: Foggetty yesterday looked like he wanted to be anywhere, and
Speaker 1: I mean anywhere else on the planet other than the
Speaker 1: media room at West Lakes. Am I right?
Speaker 3: Well, realistically, who wants to be the person copping questions
Speaker 3: in a situation like that?
Speaker 6: Who craves that situation?
Speaker 1: Absolutely not. So if you don't mind, here are my
Speaker 1: top five places that Darcy Foggetty would have preferred to
Speaker 1: be yesterday other than in that press contrat.
Speaker 6: Here we go. Number five.
Speaker 1: Well, the first one that comes to mind is but
Speaker 1: dazzling a personalized port jumper to give Travis Boke for
Speaker 1: his final homegoing this week.
Speaker 3: That's cool, It's a lovely touch from Darcy.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Number four maybe milking the cows and the farm
Speaker 1: back at loosen'dal at least the heifers have never been
Speaker 1: reported to the AFL.
Speaker 3: I'm all right, that's very consistent with it.
Speaker 6: While they talk back to number three.
Speaker 1: I thought Darcy might like to be on a marathon
Speaker 1: shopping expedition at West Lakes with Missus Foggerty to buy
Speaker 1: mister Foggerty some new jocks for Christmas.
Speaker 3: Sure, all of a sudden are purchasing jocks and socks
Speaker 3: can be quite fun.
Speaker 6: I do have time for that now, I said Darcy.
Speaker 6: Number two.
Speaker 1: Maybe a night at Mark Keane's house to watch a
Speaker 1: PowerPoint presentation on the history of the Irish potato femine, entertaining.
Speaker 3: One super fashion face for marcute and.
Speaker 1: Maybe a drum roll please here we go. Number one,
Speaker 1: and the number one place that Darcy Foggetty would have
Speaker 1: preferred to be rather than at the press conference yesterday,
Speaker 1: was getting lost in Riley Philthorpe's beeared.
Speaker 6: Forro sang out there for refuge.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's what you do so times.
Speaker 1: There's no one else in there that we know of.
Speaker 3: Things get too tough, you hang out and Riley Philthorpe's
Speaker 3: bits so warm too.
Speaker 1: By the wise lusciously warm and cozy.
Speaker 6: It's some food there too, that's nice.
Speaker 1: Couple of crumbs. Would he find his way out in
Speaker 1: time for the Grand Final?
Speaker 3: Sure, that's the problem. People sometimes enter and never come
Speaker 3: out to be muted. Beard on Raley Philthorpe.
Speaker 1: I need to know.
Speaker 3: I need to know now, I need to know.
Speaker 2: I need to know.
Speaker 6: I need to know what news today is.
Speaker 1: What you need to know. What you need to know
Speaker 1: with Jody and has need to know is not only
Speaker 1: is my big friend here a breakfast radio superstar, he's
Speaker 1: also a Channel seven reporter on the AFL talk is
Speaker 1: through how yesterday unfolded with the whole Isaac Rankin situation.
Speaker 3: I didn't work yesterday.
Speaker 1: Looking at me Blakely, I was like, oh.
Speaker 6: Right, so this is where it stands. Obviously we know now.
Speaker 3: So so yesterday when we spoke about it, it was
Speaker 3: we don't even know it's true. From now we do
Speaker 3: know that it actually has happened. So homophobics layer was
Speaker 3: used against Collingwood by Isaac Rankin, and we know that
Speaker 3: Isaac Rankin has spoken to the particular Collingwood player that
Speaker 3: happened on Sunday. So now basically we sit back and
Speaker 3: we wait for a sanction, which we expect is definitely
Speaker 3: happening today.
Speaker 1: There were some strong roomors yesterday around who that Collingwood
Speaker 1: player is. Do you have a fair idea or you'd
Speaker 1: prefer not to say yes?
Speaker 3: But I'm not sure I'm allowed to say it if
Speaker 3: it's out there, is it?
Speaker 1: I don't think it is out there.
Speaker 3: I think it's just sort of rumor and spnulation, which
Speaker 3: it doesn't really matter. I don't think it matters who
Speaker 3: it went to.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it come out anyway.
Speaker 3: But obviously not very well received as you would imagine.
Speaker 3: Three to six weeks is what they're saying. It's not
Speaker 3: going to be three. We'll give it the absolute hot tips.
Speaker 3: So past indiscretions, no, absolutely not so. Past indiscretions ranges
Speaker 3: from three to six weeks. Three weeks with one of
Speaker 3: the originals, and that was Jeremy Finlayson twenty four. It's
Speaker 3: increased since then, okay, And there's even been situations where
Speaker 3: the AFL has said, if this keeps on happening, the
Speaker 3: number of weeks is going to increase, right, So three
Speaker 3: six for Jeremy, three weeks for Jeremy Finlayson. There's a
Speaker 3: couple of examples in the VFL as well, with the
Speaker 3: Sydney Swans player and also a security player. Will Power
Speaker 3: got five matches in twenty twenty four. Jack Graham got
Speaker 3: four matches this year, but that's because he's self reported,
Speaker 3: so that was taken into consideration. So it's not going
Speaker 3: to be three weeks. It's probably they're expecting probably five weeks.
Speaker 1: So any chance of him playing finals football is done.
Speaker 3: He's all probably squashed, insane. That's probably a bit of
Speaker 3: a prediction of what people are saying and the trend
Speaker 3: that's gone in terms of sanctions for this particular incident.
Speaker 3: But we'll wait and see and we absolutely are expecting
Speaker 3: a result today from the AFL Integrity Unit and the
Speaker 3: Crows in Collingwood.
Speaker 1: From page to the paper today was a somewhat of
Speaker 1: a comparison between the situation with Isaac Rankin and also
Speaker 1: the fact that Snoop Dogg will be paid two million
Speaker 1: dollars to perform at the AFL Grand Final and some of.
Speaker 3: His lyrics, they're tricky, they can be very tricky, some
Speaker 3: of Snoop dogs who I think we can safely assume
Speaker 3: that Snoop Dogg's montage won't contain any such lyrics. Yeah,
Speaker 3: he said some stuff back in the day.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you would certainly hope that the AFL might have
Speaker 1: a quick chat with Snoop if they can fight their
Speaker 1: way through all the smoke and get to him.
Speaker 3: Do you reckon, Yeah, through all the smoke literally where.
Speaker 1: It's here and say, Snoop you might need to tie
Speaker 1: things down.
Speaker 3: Where is he or there is the background there cursy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, so interesting times. Well, we'll get a result today,
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 3: Yes, and look, if any information comes to hand, we'll
Speaker 3: bring it to you first up, because I don't know
Speaker 3: when this result is actually coming out. It could be
Speaker 3: nice and.
Speaker 1: Early, yeah, or the AFL like to make things difficult
Speaker 1: for newsrooms and do it real late, like real real late.
Speaker 3: You might get a twenty sixth or night. The following
Speaker 3: segment audiences content, graphic language and not then you'll see
Speaker 3: it if easily offended, Well, you're about to find out
Speaker 3: just how your father he's on your money.
Speaker 1: Jody and six forty nothing. Oh you know, you know
Speaker 1: you've been dying to go. You ready, let's go to Brazil?
Speaker 6: Oh hey dad? Oh yeah, gosh, look at all those bodies.
Speaker 1: At Oh what about the sandy secrets of Rio's beaches?
Speaker 1: So drones surveying Rio de Janeiro's coastline captured footage of
Speaker 1: couples enjoying more than just the sunshine.
Speaker 6: If you know what I mean, I don't know what
Speaker 6: you mean. What are you talking about?
Speaker 3: Ah, what do you mean?
Speaker 6: Jokes? Is that what you're saying?
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. Video showed late night beach goers
Speaker 1: rolling in the sand in ways that had nothing to
Speaker 1: do with beach volleyball, and after the footage went viral,
Speaker 1: authorities cracked down, banning overnight access to certain beaches. Local
Speaker 1: vendors weren't surprised, with one saying, this is Brazil. The
Speaker 1: beach is for football and sometimes everything else. Okay, nothing,
Speaker 1: I mean, let's just drill down on this for just
Speaker 1: a moment. Sex on the.
Speaker 3: Beach personally, never had I've never experienced, haven't you? Yep,
Speaker 3: we're looking around, have you? Oh my gosh, I should
Speaker 3: have known. Have a look which beech was? It grew
Speaker 3: up in the gird el al in the middle of
Speaker 3: the day on a Tuesday. Oh my gosh, when did
Speaker 3: this happen? Yesterday?
Speaker 1: I grew up. I was like eighteen nineteen on the
Speaker 1: Gold Coast. What did you think was going to happen?
Speaker 3: Does that make it acceptable?
Speaker 1: Does it?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that Gold Coast is practically Rio de Janeiro for
Speaker 1: that stuff.
Speaker 3: God, because what comes with this sort of forntication, I
Speaker 3: fear is that sand in spots where there shouldn't be sand, creating.
Speaker 6: All sorts of friction.
Speaker 1: It's not it's not a fun time afterwards.
Speaker 6: So you learned the hard way, did you?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: My gosh, on a Tuesday goal in the middle of
Speaker 3: the day.
Speaker 6: Go on, you, Greg.
Speaker 3: Sometimes something comes across my desk, very very slyly and
Speaker 3: just rattles you. It shocks you to you core because
Speaker 3: you're like, no, no, no, no, that just simply can't
Speaker 3: be true. This piece of research information which suggests that
Speaker 3: women who spend excessive time cleaning and maging household chores
Speaker 3: report lower interesting sexual intimacy with their partners. I mean,
Speaker 3: my pants are shocked right off. Psychologists point to mental fatigue, stress,
Speaker 3: and imbalanced household responsibility as a major courtureity factor is
Speaker 3: for ladies in particular who don't want to have sex
Speaker 3: with their partners, particularly the partners that don't do many
Speaker 3: household chaws. The findings highlight how gender dynamics and unequal
Speaker 3: distribution of household work can affect marital satisfaction. Partners oft
Speaker 3: to underestimate the toll of domestic labor on emotional and
Speaker 3: physical intimacy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm joy. Do you want to break this down
Speaker 1: to here? If you don't do your one job, which
Speaker 1: is to take out the bins and you miss the
Speaker 1: garbage man coming around, you aren't having sex the next day.
Speaker 1: Oh what do you understand?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 3: I just brought it back to the animal world, and
Speaker 3: I thought all I need to do was genuinely flex
Speaker 3: my feathers like a big beacock. Are you saying I
Speaker 3: have more charts of having sex with via a beautiful
Speaker 3: wife if I actually take the rubbish out and do
Speaker 3: the dishes, maybe sort the clothes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, you clean those kids teeth and
Speaker 1: get them ready for bed. You are in like Flynn.
Speaker 6: But look at these feathers. Oh makes sense?
Speaker 3: Remembering Katie Perry said this about Orlando Bloom doing the
Speaker 3: dishes and things like that. That is my love language.
Speaker 1: I don't need a red Ferrari.
Speaker 3: I can buy that red Ferrariy, what does.
Speaker 6: She mean by that.
Speaker 4: You need to know?
Speaker 3: I need to know now.
Speaker 1: I need to know.
Speaker 3: I need to know, I need to know what to
Speaker 3: news today, to know this is what you need to know.
Speaker 1: You know what you need to know With Jody and
Speaker 1: Asy just feels a little bit like the La Crow's
Speaker 1: Finals campaign is teetering on the brink. With this whole
Speaker 1: Isaac Rankin situation.
Speaker 3: It's kind of been throwing on its head, doesn't it.
Speaker 3: So I need to absolutely beat North Melbourne this weekend
Speaker 3: to lock in the minor premiership, but then you get
Speaker 3: two chances at home without Isaac Rankin and it would
Speaker 3: seem that that's what's going to happen. Ooh, it's certainly
Speaker 3: not as easy as it once was. We're waiting right
Speaker 3: now for a result. Yes, so, I mean the prediction
Speaker 3: is three to six weeks. It feels like it would
Speaker 3: be more like something like five weeks because what we
Speaker 3: know is that homophobic slur or slurs were used during
Speaker 3: a game gets Collinwood. That is confirmed, and the AFL
Speaker 3: Integrity Unit, along with the Crows and the Pies probably
Speaker 3: as we speak, coming up with a decision a punishment
Speaker 3: for Isaac Rankin.
Speaker 1: So that's what we were sort of all speculating in
Speaker 1: the newsrooms yesterday. Was it one slur or was it
Speaker 1: several slurnurs? Was this some suggestion that that might have
Speaker 1: been a couple.
Speaker 3: And I guess we will one hundred percent find out today,
Speaker 3: But Isaac Ranking is definitely gonna get punished. To make
Speaker 3: a prediction, it's not going to be three weeks, unfortunately
Speaker 3: Crow's fans. It feels like it would be more like five,
Speaker 3: maybe more, based on previous sanctions where it has started
Speaker 3: three and progressively gone up, so it would seem unusual.
Speaker 3: I just went back down to three. A few people
Speaker 3: did the rounds yesterday in terms of their thoughts on
Speaker 3: the whole situation. Jordan Dawson, the Crow Skipper.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's not ideal, but it's obviously in the
Speaker 1: AFLs hands.
Speaker 4: And all that they've investigated, and so what happens.
Speaker 3: Certainly is an ideal of doing.
Speaker 1: If I had a dollar for every time I heard
Speaker 1: someone say it is an ideal yesterday I wanted to
Speaker 1: come in, I wouldn't have come in here and I
Speaker 1: would have shouted you.
Speaker 3: Lunch defender from Collinwood Braden Maynard.
Speaker 4: That's happening on the football field that I probably shouldn't have,
Speaker 4: definitely shouldn't have, and we've just got to move.
Speaker 3: On now and ahead of his one fiftieth game skip
Speaker 3: fro from Port Adelaide Conrosi. It's a space that we
Speaker 3: still need to improve on as individuals and as clubs.
Speaker 3: We will have a result sometime today. So tonight during
Speaker 3: all the news services seven news at six you will
Speaker 3: find out exactly what is going on.
Speaker 1: You could tune in at five if you want to
Speaker 1: get it first first at five.
Speaker 3: I wouldn't have it yet at five too early, guys,
Speaker 3: news was last ye.
Speaker 1: Yes, So watch this space today because there will most
Speaker 1: definitely be a result from the AFL and a lot
Speaker 1: of broken Crows fans hearts.
Speaker 3: Because go, well, could the Crows still win a premiership
Speaker 3: without Isaac Lanker?
Speaker 1: I was going to ask you that.
Speaker 3: So this is the thing about Isaac Rankin, so like
Speaker 3: he's incredibly important and he bobs up here and there
Speaker 3: and when he's on, oh my gosh, he's the match winner.
Speaker 3: So here's the thing. When it comes to the final series,
Speaker 3: and in particular the Grand Final, they got that far,
Speaker 3: it's so hot, it's so congested, and so often the
Speaker 3: big blokes get lost.
Speaker 6: Yeah, because it's so quick.
Speaker 3: The little blokes, particularly the little blokes with flair, it's
Speaker 3: their day.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And that is Isaac Rankin. He's small, he's so quick,
Speaker 3: he's clean, and you probably can't find someone with more
Speaker 3: X factor in the AFL.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 6: So it feels like a.
Speaker 3: Grand Final and certainly a couple of Grand Final moments
Speaker 3: is made for Isaac Rankin. That's where it's a massy
Speaker 3: blow all eyes. Or on what happens with Joshuah Shelley?
Speaker 3: Can he get his way back in?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Well can he? Is he close? Well?
Speaker 3: I still had a timeline on his exact return coming
Speaker 3: back from a knee injury.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, let's lighten the mood a little bit because,
Speaker 1: as we mentioned, Darcy Foggerty front of the media yesterday,
Speaker 1: and I just looked at that poor man and thought,
Speaker 1: you want to be anywhere else, You want to be
Speaker 1: anywhere else but standing in front of room of fifteen journalists.
Speaker 1: And so what I've done is I've taken the liberty
Speaker 1: of compiling the top five places that Darcy Foggerty would
Speaker 1: have preferred to have been yesterday? Is that? Okay?
Speaker 3: That's good right, let's do that next time us. This
Speaker 3: is such a beautiful, wholesome space as well.
Speaker 1: It's gorgeous good okay, So what we do We take
Speaker 1: some over hits and throwbats. We will chestralize them and
Speaker 1: then you and I have to go head to head
Speaker 1: and guess which one they are. But we played for
Speaker 1: one of our lovely listeners.
Speaker 3: Here, and you're insanely competitive in this space. And I
Speaker 3: got to say, I'm not suspecting you of anything, but
Speaker 3: it's very generous. I have you made us some breakfast
Speaker 3: just before, and stomach hurts a lot.
Speaker 1: Now, and your little beef welling tents.
Speaker 3: Unusual. I don't usually have big well gids for breakfast.
Speaker 1: Well starting something new, okay. Let's go to Adam from Woodcroft.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Adam, Good day, guys, good good good. Which
Speaker 1: team would you like today?
Speaker 3: I might go with Hazy normally pretty good? Okay, thank you, Adam.
Speaker 3: I endeavor to make you proud.
Speaker 1: Okay. Go to Emily from Clevelly Park, Good morning, m come,
Speaker 1: good morning. All right. I will try my hardest with
Speaker 1: at last. It says my hardest is often not good enough,
Speaker 1: but you can and you could do it the right
Speaker 1: words there from Emily.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, Jose's giving me the finger. Okay, that's what
Speaker 3: was happening there, just the pain picture. Ready for the
Speaker 3: first song, Okay, a bunch of hits and throwbacks orchestralized.
Speaker 3: Here we go. I'll be Whitney Houston. I want to
Speaker 3: dance with somebody. I'd like to feel the hit with somebody.
Speaker 1: Paul was trying to gather your thoughts.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get my heart right down to the
Speaker 3: oh my very goodness, solid stuff, the old school too.
Speaker 3: By the way, that's a throwback.
Speaker 6: All right.
Speaker 1: Next song, that's Benson Boone here for somebody else.
Speaker 3: Incorrect, Okay, Big Hazel will have a bit of a listener.
Speaker 3: That would be Hazy Benson Boone. I'm sorry, I'm here
Speaker 3: for somebody else.
Speaker 1: Somebody else.
Speaker 3: Sorry, I'm here for something. The technicality, Josh, we're trying
Speaker 3: to have some fun here, Joe, we're just trying to
Speaker 3: have some fun.
Speaker 2: Ride.
Speaker 3: Oh gosh, you feel like you're you feel like you're
Speaker 3: robbed in that space.
Speaker 1: I certainly feel like I was.
Speaker 3: Know what we crave is someone to be extremely precise
Speaker 3: because What usually happens is whoever's judging us feels sorry
Speaker 3: for you just gives it to you.
Speaker 1: Well, why couldn't you do that then?
Speaker 3: Because he's a man with really really strict rules, and
Speaker 3: I appreciate that. When don't you?
Speaker 1: Boys club?
Speaker 6: All right?
Speaker 3: So he said, deal, Jades, either win round, either win outright,
Speaker 3: or you get this one here and both Adam and
Speaker 3: Emily will take home a well entertainment family boucher. You ready,
Speaker 3: here we go.
Speaker 1: Oh, I know what it is.
Speaker 3: That was hazy, Paramore.
Speaker 1: I'm still.
Speaker 3: Probably should have accepted Cyril as well, probably could have
Speaker 3: accepted Cyril as well.
Speaker 6: Well, it is the cover, yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh oh my god, you terable version of Cyril
Speaker 2: version is a.
Speaker 8: Drawer as well.
Speaker 1: That's ridiculous, Josh, you would There's no way you would.
Speaker 3: Have said, yes, you yourself into that. I don't know why,
Speaker 3: no idea is I I know that I understand because
Speaker 3: you would have got that, right.
Speaker 1: I was going to say, Paramore, actually too, that's the point, because.
Speaker 3: You wouldn't have got it, so I would have won one.
Speaker 1: I need to know.
Speaker 7: I need to know.
Speaker 3: I need to know what news today to know this,
Speaker 3: here's what you need to know, you know.
Speaker 1: What you need to know with Jodi and Asy. Okay,
Speaker 1: so you, as President Donald Trump and Ukraine President Vladimir
Speaker 1: Zelensky are having discussions as we speak at the White
Speaker 1: House with seven European leaders. They're trying to bring peace
Speaker 1: to Ukraine. Essentially, so Trump has said this morning, no
Speaker 1: cease fire or truce will be struck until he Zelensky
Speaker 1: and Russian President Vladimir Putin meet directly for tri lateral talks.
Speaker 1: So essentially, h Donald Trump will be brokering world peace
Speaker 1: between Russia and Ukraine.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's an interesting situation, isn't it. Who thought that
Speaker 3: they have Big Donald and be the mediator.
Speaker 1: He said he doesn't want to cease fire. He's seeking
Speaker 1: a lasting peace still, so he indicated the US would
Speaker 1: be involved in providing security guarantees of the Ukraine and
Speaker 1: part of that peace still to end the war, but
Speaker 1: stops of committing American troops to go over there. Oh gosh,
Speaker 1: I've learned not to talk politics at family events after
Speaker 1: the weekend, because my family and Greg's family got together
Speaker 1: for a lunch at the village tavern and this came up,
Speaker 1: this whole situation, and my mother is fiercely on one side,
Speaker 1: and my father in law is fiercely on another. And
Speaker 1: I'm sitting there going, oh, no, I can see what's
Speaker 1: going to happen.
Speaker 3: Hey, if anyone's out there and you know me personally,
Speaker 3: or eat if you don't know me, if you want
Speaker 3: to make me go away, let's talk politics. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 3: and vaccinations, yeah, but mainly politics, ok one, because it's
Speaker 3: just not a fun conversation starter. And too, I don't understand, well,
Speaker 3: I need to contribute. If I don't understand, I can't contribute.
Speaker 1: Just people. People are so passionate about it, and that's
Speaker 1: a good thing, but when two people who fashion it
Speaker 1: vastly different ideas while that andres awkward.
Speaker 3: Yeah, certainly is. I still can't get my head around
Speaker 3: the whole cheating on the golf course thing from gold Troup.
Speaker 1: Oh so good. I'm just trying to find a good
Speaker 1: lie good on you Donald still looking for And I
Speaker 1: asked this question without notice. Can Port sort of derail
Speaker 1: Gold Coast finals aspirations if they have a little upset.
Speaker 3: Yeah, big time. They can make a tricky two more
Speaker 3: wins for Gold Coast and they're sort of hovering around
Speaker 3: the top four If they lose against Port then who
Speaker 3: knows it would come down to this midweek game against Estenace.
Speaker 1: Oh goodness. Okay, now you lying to your children, let's
Speaker 1: discuss please, And also thirteen twenty fourteen, if you want
Speaker 1: to get involved in this conversation, we're going to reward
Speaker 1: you for telling porky pist to your kids. That's what
Speaker 1: we're going to do.
Speaker 3: This is good lies your dairy kids. Hey, and we're
Speaker 3: all in the same boat, all right. It's for the
Speaker 3: greater good. Yeah, sometimes it's because of laziness, but we
Speaker 3: feel like for the most part, it's for the greater good.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, what have you been up to?
Speaker 3: Well, there was one particular incident where I was going
Speaker 3: to take Henry, my seven year old.
Speaker 6: To sushi train.
Speaker 3: It's a nice little outing for us, and we both
Speaker 3: enjoy sushi.
Speaker 1: It's like your little daddy some date place, isn't it.
Speaker 3: It's a really good chance for us just to sit
Speaker 3: there and bond over a plate of the most Australian
Speaker 3: sushi you've ever consumed. There is anything with avocado and
Speaker 3: tuna in it. There has to be avocado and tuned out.
Speaker 3: Maybe some chicken Dariaki. So in this particular occasion, Lotti
Speaker 3: wanted to come, but she hates sushi. Lotty, my four
Speaker 3: year old, hates sushi. Like she discovered what a gag
Speaker 3: is eating sushi. Well, she almost vomited on to the
Speaker 3: table because she didn't like the taste, but it didn't
Speaker 3: like the smell, all those types of things. So I
Speaker 3: know that she doesn't want to go there. She purely
Speaker 3: only wants to go to see the robots. Soshi trained
Speaker 3: the little robots to bring you the sushi. Very clever
Speaker 3: little fellas they whip out. They're very loud too. Sometimes
Speaker 3: they sing just a little bit too loud, okay. So
Speaker 3: on this particular occasion, we had to like to Lottie
Speaker 3: and to keep her away. We had to say to her.
Speaker 3: And in the moment, I was actually I was speaking
Speaker 3: to the boss. I was on the phone to the boss.
Speaker 3: I'm trying to get out the door with Henry, and
Speaker 3: I in a split second had to come up with
Speaker 3: some sort of excuse as to why Lody couldn't come
Speaker 3: to sushi. So what came to mind was, I'm sorry
Speaker 3: that you can't come this morning, Lottie. And there's no
Speaker 3: point because it's international. Robots have the day off. So unfortunately,
Speaker 3: if you come to sushi trade with us, the robots
Speaker 3: not going to be there because it said day off timing.
Speaker 1: How many days? How many international day offs is there?
Speaker 3: I think it's only two or three, okay, depending what
Speaker 3: part of the statu are in.
Speaker 1: That's so hard.
Speaker 3: On this particular day, it was international. Oh so all
Speaker 3: the robots were having a day off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh dear, it's I think the China keep kids
Speaker 1: away from fast food is universal. Well, we did it
Speaker 1: on the weekend because we're up at Golden Grove for
Speaker 1: a dance competition for what felt like seven hundred hours
Speaker 1: and the time had come to go home, and Summer,
Speaker 1: who had been competing, wanted to go to McDonald's with
Speaker 1: all of her friends. But of course everywhere so goes
Speaker 1: her five year old sister wants to go also. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so I had to apologize to Harper and just say
Speaker 1: I'm so sorry, darling, but at six o'clock, and they
Speaker 1: don't serve five and unders after six o'clock.
Speaker 3: It's a restriction of Mack. I love the magazine. We've
Speaker 3: used that savuray time, but you've got to go with it.
Speaker 6: As well.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you've got to add some spice to it, like
Speaker 3: if our four year old goes, can we go to
Speaker 3: macis and we'll go. Yeah, that's a great idea. Oh,
Speaker 3: hang on a second, what day is it? Tuesday? Four
Speaker 3: pmre Tuesday? Oh damn it, that is a shut that's
Speaker 3: the timing.
Speaker 1: Maybe next time Henry would have cotton done though, right.
Speaker 3: No, Henry's seven o' seven now, so he and his
Speaker 3: mates talk, so he knows it's twenty four to seven.
Speaker 3: In fact, the last time I tried to pull that,
Speaker 3: he said it's twenty four to seven. Bro. There's a
Speaker 3: whole different issue with the use of the word bro
Speaker 3: at your dad.
Speaker 1: Holy from morpho Velcome morning, Holly, good on and go
Speaker 1: I tell you I'm good good. What little lies do
Speaker 1: you like to tell your kids?
Speaker 7: Yeah, merry go rounds I have in the middle of
Speaker 7: shopping ten lucky life.
Speaker 5: Yes, that's the way mama let her go on that.
Speaker 2: Well, because they always have flashing lights, I tell my
Speaker 2: child they're broken and that's what lights are flashing.
Speaker 3: That's good.
Speaker 1: Looks like an emergency services vehicle. The lights are flushing.
Speaker 1: Everything's broken.
Speaker 3: That's perfect. It's literally as healthy as it's insane. Bracket
Speaker 3: is telling a kid that you can't have ice cream
Speaker 3: because the siren's on, like the ice cream shop, the
Speaker 3: portable ice creams on, so like that means it's broken.
Speaker 3: It's going home.
Speaker 1: Music that comes out of that ice cream the music. Yes,
Speaker 1: the best parenting advice I ever got in my life
Speaker 1: was never, ever, ever, once put your kids on those
Speaker 1: little rides outside the shopping inside the shopping centerste it
Speaker 1: because they get a taste for it. But if they
Speaker 1: don't know the joy that they're missing out on their
Speaker 1: bad luck. Spottle, it's going to Hunter from Christie's Beach.
Speaker 1: Good morning Hunter, ell II Hunter.
Speaker 3: Have you been on the end of a lie?
Speaker 7: Okay, So my mom when we go to the shop,
Speaker 7: I always ask her like can I get this? Can
Speaker 7: I get?
Speaker 5: And then she says, no, we don't have any money,
Speaker 5: and I'm like, bro, then why.
Speaker 7: Do we go to the shop?
Speaker 3: Unter, You're spot on? Oh my very goodness. And what
Speaker 3: does mom say to that?
Speaker 5: She just said, well, I'm sorry something.
Speaker 1: Oh man, thank you Hunter.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm telling you as well. The use of the
Speaker 3: word bro elites and perfect for that situation.
Speaker 1: Emily from Marino please.
Speaker 5: Hey, Emily, Hello, come on, guys, are good?
Speaker 1: What lies are you telling your kids?
Speaker 5: My little girl loves mayonnaise. She's going to be one
Speaker 5: of these kids that doesn't eat anything without mayonnaise on it.
Speaker 5: We give her Greek yogurt and tell her that it's mayonnaise,
Speaker 5: and she stumbled in that Greek yo.
Speaker 1: I just feel like Emily, Greek yoga has approximately sixteen
Speaker 1: less tablespoons of sugar than mayonnaise, don't you reckon?
Speaker 5: Yes it does.
Speaker 1: We're trying by, you know.
Speaker 5: The good mayonnaise that has less preservatives and additives than sugar.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but yeah, greet yoga it's great, you.
Speaker 5: Know, high protein dairy. Provided he thinks it's mayonnaise. You'll
Speaker 5: figure it out one day.
Speaker 3: Right now, tell the good friends, how about mum, lets
Speaker 3: me have Lets me have mayonnaise by the jar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's amazing. All right, let's take one more Tracy
Speaker 1: from Aberfore Park, Good morning, good morning. Okay, what have
Speaker 1: you lied about?
Speaker 7: So when my son was about five or six, he
Speaker 7: kept saying when am I going to get a brother
Speaker 7: or a system? That was never going to happen, And
Speaker 7: so to shut him up, I thought, oh, he'll forget
Speaker 7: about it after a while. So I said that we're
Speaker 7: going to adopt a child from Thailand, but it's going
Speaker 7: to to take a while. And so anyway, a couple
Speaker 7: of days later I went to school. It was a
Speaker 7: nice Lutheran private school, and the mum's going, oh, it's
Speaker 7: a wonderful thing you're doing, and a few of them
Speaker 7: said it, and I didn't know what was going on
Speaker 7: that I said, oh, adopting a child from Thailand. And
Speaker 7: he'd shared it at Shaw and tell that he was
Speaker 7: getting a brother or sister from Thailand.
Speaker 3: How do you talk your way out of that one.
Speaker 7: Tracy, Well, I just avoided school. I disdropped him at
Speaker 7: the gate for a few days, and that this disappeared.
Speaker 3: We're looking forward to leading him.
Speaker 1: From Thilandsey, Hey, can I do this? Can I give
Speaker 1: Hunter some Wallace Entertainment passes? Please? I certainly can, absolutely
Speaker 1: made my year Hunter.
Speaker 6: Are you there?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: All right mate, We've got a Wallace Entertainment family party
Speaker 3: for you, great man.
Speaker 1: Thank you, and don't let your mum tell you that
Speaker 1: there's no money for pop corn and drinks, because we're
Speaker 1: going to provide them. Okay, thank you?
Speaker 3: Hey, Hey, thanks for listening.
Speaker 6: Bro.
Speaker 5: That's okay, Bro.
Speaker 4: I need to know.
Speaker 2: I need to know now.
Speaker 1: I need to know.
Speaker 7: I need to know.
Speaker 3: I need to know what news today to know.
Speaker 1: This is what you need to know.
Speaker 3: You know what you need to know.
Speaker 1: With Jody and Asy in extraordinary forty eight hours for
Speaker 1: the Adelaide Football Club, first up record crowd at Adelaide
Speaker 1: O will beat the Pies for the first time in
Speaker 1: nine years. And then Isaac rank And just had to
Speaker 1: go and ruin it all.
Speaker 6: Yeah, wow, geez, what a rollercoaster.
Speaker 3: So we as it stands right now, we are still
Speaker 3: waiting for an exact sanction for Isaac Reankan, probably expecting
Speaker 3: five maybe six weeks, who knows, But if it is
Speaker 3: five for minimum five and then the bulls them out
Speaker 3: for the rest of the season, no matter what, no
Speaker 3: matter how far the Crows get, and no matter how
Speaker 3: many twists and turns they take in the finals.
Speaker 1: Yes, so of course he's in trouble for a homopho
Speaker 1: vic slur on one of the Collingwood players. I'm quite
Speaker 1: sure that we can say which Collingwood player was definitely
Speaker 1: not going to say what the slur was. However, they
Speaker 1: are going to be some fairly massive repercussions. You would
Speaker 1: think for Isaac Rankin, if he misses the Grand Final,
Speaker 1: can they do it without him?
Speaker 3: It's right, yeers, just note from Isaac Rankin that he's
Speaker 3: that X factor guy, and you need there's always in
Speaker 3: every final series, not just the Grand Final, there's always
Speaker 3: one bloke who for whatever part of the game, absolutely
Speaker 3: turns a game on its head. And it's a big
Speaker 3: talking point as to that big finals push. Isaac Regan's
Speaker 3: that guy. Yeah, Like he's got that X factor. No
Speaker 3: one's got more X factor than Isaac Rankin. And little
Speaker 3: guys like that really stand out in final series, particularly
Speaker 3: Grand finals, because it's so quick, it's so congested that
Speaker 3: the silky quick guys are the ones who really come
Speaker 3: into their own.
Speaker 1: Yeah. And he is an expector guy because he can
Speaker 1: sing as well, Oh my very good. He sings at
Speaker 1: the the little thing that they do, that little concert
Speaker 1: right towards the end that another channel does.
Speaker 3: Don't know, we'll get back.
Speaker 1: To it needs to be helpful that