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Speaker 1: You're listening to the FITZI and Whipper podcast. Snitches wandered

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Speaker 1: into the studio. Our audio man that puts this together.

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Speaker 1: He's the dog of the thing. The old sitch scrape,

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Speaker 1: the old barrel would snitchy at this place. Here it

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Speaker 1: is recap of the way. Before we kick into the

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Speaker 1: meat of the recap, I'd love to play a little

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Speaker 1: game with you. It's called out of context whipper sex.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, this guy's coming.

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Speaker 2: He's got seven testicles from one of them's on the

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Speaker 2: back of my neck.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, the whole of this week has been filled with

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Speaker 1: a bunch of unsolicited advice. You can tell that we

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Speaker 1: did really well at our exams. Can't you be lucky? School?

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Speaker 1: For high school students that are doing their final exams

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Speaker 1: at the moment.

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Speaker 2: Use some of the tricks, like if you need to

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Speaker 2: spell the word eight.

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Speaker 1: Remember every Indian goes home tonight. What if you ate

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Speaker 1: some food for lunch at really different there you go.

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Speaker 1: Some of the tips were less useful, though you don't

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Speaker 1: really study too much for the English exam?

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Speaker 2: Can you don't tell the kids you can't study the

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Speaker 2: English exams created for I mean, it's a creative piece,

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Speaker 2: When did you walk into an English examiner said, hey,

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Speaker 2: draw a picture.

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Speaker 1: No study require I ride with Ferral. That particular tip

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Speaker 1: was so bad that FITZI got some feedback the next day.

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Speaker 1: I rocked up to the back page last night and

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Speaker 1: Tony Squire said, you actually tell kids not to study

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Speaker 1: for the English exam yesterday, And for once in his life,

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Speaker 1: Mat Degrud asked a very good question before you start

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Speaker 1: just doling out advice. What did you get in your exams?

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Speaker 1: Mine was out of seventy and I got forty five?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, not bad, sixteen point six rounded up to seventeen.

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Speaker 1: Not great. I got eighty six point six. Good works here,

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Speaker 1: not surprising. But wait a second, what did Matt dgroup get? Ninety? Oh? Wow,

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Speaker 1: ninety yeah? No, no, I heard you the first time

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Speaker 1: nineteen Matt, We heard you. Yeah. Clearly asked that question

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Speaker 1: because you wanted to tell people that yeah, ninety yeah,

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Speaker 1: and you'd think that someone with their ninety UAI would

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Speaker 1: be doing better than this. We actually got you in

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Speaker 1: to ask what is going on on the anzact break? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I can tell you that there is no fresh information

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Speaker 1: other than it's slower, best coffee and paster in Sydney

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Speaker 1: that you're doing a great job. You may as a

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Speaker 1: team that didn't do that well in their HSC. They

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Speaker 1: certainly have a lot of other special skills. I mean

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Speaker 1: having a good skill that has so many skills he

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Speaker 1: has to write them down.

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Speaker 2: I've been adding a bit of a list up.

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Speaker 1: No write down little things I'm going to Apparently one

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Speaker 1: of his skills isn't remembering things, because there was only

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Speaker 1: two on the list.

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Speaker 2: Do you show me a Golden Retriever dog to tell

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Speaker 2: you the gender of the dog and the age.

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Speaker 1: Of the dog. Wow?

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Speaker 2: If you were to give me a distance without measuring,

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Speaker 2: I can tell you the exact middle point.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. Pretty underwhelming. Wow, thank you. But safely we have

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Speaker 1: Sarah on the team with her incredibly creepy skill. I

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Speaker 1: reckon I can predict there. Yeah, oh my god. I'm

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Speaker 1: in the you to expand on that. I seem to

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Speaker 1: have dreams about people in my life and then they go, well, wow,

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Speaker 1: you really said that in a very creepy way.

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Speaker 2: You had any dreams about anybody in the team, wy,

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Speaker 2: don't look at me like that, FITZI also had a

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Speaker 2: way of predicting death, but it was a little more straightforward.

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Speaker 1: When someone stops breathing. Since we got sense of fantastic

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Speaker 1: audio this week from the Howard Stern Show in the US.

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Speaker 1: So we're listening to an old Fitzi interview with Led Zeppelins,

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Speaker 1: Robert Plant, up and coming rock and roll bands that

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Speaker 1: you really really write as a band in Detroit called

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Speaker 1: Gretevan Fleet and Howard had a little bit of feedback

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Speaker 1: on Fitzi's interviewing techniques. Who goes targeted for each other?

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Speaker 1: What did they say? I don't even know. I just heard.

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Speaker 1: We'll play it again now we got to No, I

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Speaker 1: refuse to sit through it again. That guy wouldn't shut up.

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Speaker 1: I personally don't know what they're talking about. FITZI is

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Speaker 1: totally legible all the time. I break my heart. Okay,

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Speaker 1: but look his questions are grace So is that? Does it?

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Speaker 1: Do you spec cheat? Yeah? All right, how it's probably

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Speaker 1: onto something there. That guy wouldn't shut up. Well. For

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Speaker 1: some strange reason, this week, the guys thought it would

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Speaker 1: be a good idea to ask our listeners for their

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Speaker 1: best insults. If you've got an insult or a sledge,

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Speaker 1: we'd love it. Next. Yeah, that's going to go well,

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Speaker 1: you're the reason God doesn't talk to us anymore. Extraordinary

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Speaker 1: Eleven year old Winton called the show. Hi. Apparently he

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Speaker 1: went too far. What's the best insult you've got? Your

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Speaker 1: mom says you wanted to space? That was less space. No,

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Speaker 1: you can't use your mama checks. Go down that right,

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Speaker 1: We're going down your mom. Did you just cancel the living?

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Speaker 1: I mean I personally liked it. There are people like

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Speaker 1: Carmen and Queenie. Could hear that? In the are f

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Speaker 1: never call us again? Play never in your life? We

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Speaker 1: had a lot of other people call us with insults,

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Speaker 1: But really the most entertaining part is just the guy's

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Speaker 1: reactions to them. So if I just take the insults

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Speaker 1: out and just leave their reactions, you get something that

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Speaker 1: sounds a little bit wrong. Okay, I'm just going to

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Speaker 1: stop that before our legal department has a heart attack.

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Speaker 1: You're old enough now to stop that. Thoughts and whippers

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Speaker 1: back yard cricket match, Billy, Yeah, you didn't think I

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Speaker 1: was going to finish the recap without a couple of

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Speaker 1: outtakes from the cricket match. Did you like FITZI spouting

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Speaker 1: the virtues of sportsmanship to his.

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Speaker 2: Team sportsmanship, everybody sportsmanship.

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Speaker 1: And then doing this when he got Whipper out, say

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Speaker 1: your lin, nobody on your South Wales Premier Dominic Perrete

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Speaker 1: getting called off to Parliament a.

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Speaker 2: Gentleman, the state has called on our premier.

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Speaker 1: Ah do I and then refusing to go. You've got

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Speaker 1: business to attend to all.

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Speaker 2: Right, No he doesn't parliament, even he knows how boring

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Speaker 2: parliament he.

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Speaker 1: Was been the best part by far, ladies and gentleman

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Speaker 1: was just how many sledges Richard Wilkins, poor old Dickey

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Speaker 1: copped Dickie. I've never seen he moved so fast, the

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Speaker 1: reaction skills of a sloth. Have you had a box in, Richard?

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Speaker 1: He's had a stroke, he's bowled a couple of maidens.

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Speaker 1: Are doesn't matter. Oh gee, he's done, he knee, He's done.

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Speaker 1: He's taken the shrunken hat off. Sorry Dicky. Oh see

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Speaker 1: you guys next week. First I touched it. You're listening

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Speaker 1: to the Fitzi and Whipper podcast.