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Speaker 2: Ninety five?

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Speaker 2: Good efforts, still riding side subtle.

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Speaker 3: Actually we're just talking about OMI chron before and well

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Speaker 1: I mean, she was all over it as well.

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Speaker 4: The I'm speaking to you at what I knew is

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Speaker 4: an increasingly time. I want to thank those of you

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Speaker 4: who are staying at home those shelf isolating times befacking hard.

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Speaker 4: It presents an opportunity to slew the down pause and reflect.

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Speaker 2: I've never seen her so accurate.

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Speaker 3: That's I think she was showing symptoms a little bit there.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, she's on fire that day.

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Speaker 1: Has this?

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Speaker 3: I didn't know this, but the Queen only picks up

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Speaker 3: the phone for two people.

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Speaker 1: I'll give you guys a few guesses if you want

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Speaker 2: When you said the phone, you're talking about the hard line?

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Speaker 2: Are you talking about? So she got a mobile?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it says here she's got a souped up Samsung.

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Speaker 5: Geez oh, that's right because m I six have put

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Speaker 5: it's souped up because m I six have put stuff

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Speaker 5: on it so it can never be hacked.

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Speaker 3: That's correct, Sarah. It's an app called a nom So

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Speaker 3: is it the Prime Minister and Prince Charles?

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Speaker 1: That would be my incorrect.

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Speaker 2: Prince Charles is not one, Prince Andrew Jeffrey.

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Speaker 3: Well, it's probably the same encryption that Jeffrey Epstein.

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Speaker 2: Had on his phone at the time, Megan Markle, No,

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Speaker 2: it's not.

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Speaker 1: It is it?

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Speaker 6: What's the daughter princess one?

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Speaker 1: Sarah?

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Speaker 6: Because obviously you know daughters called their mums.

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Speaker 2: Of course, yes, said Edward.

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Speaker 1: No, you would never ever pick who.

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Speaker 2: The other one is, let me get ed sheeran.

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Speaker 5: No, she talks about Edward to that and both of them.

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Speaker 1: In the day. The other one that she picks up

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Speaker 6: Warren, as in her Bookiet No.

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Speaker 2: No, she owns a lot of horses.

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Speaker 1: She owns a lot of horses.

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Speaker 6: What does she want to know about that?

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Speaker 1: And sports bet or she might be having a punt

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she wants to know how her horses are.

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Speaker 1: Going, Sarah, That is bizarre.

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Speaker 2: No, that's a big part of her life, says she

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Speaker 2: wants to know how the track work went this morning.

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Speaker 2: And every time Anne rings she would look at it

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Speaker 6: Well again, mummy, I have a problem.

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Speaker 2: It's one of two the damn things vibrating next to

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Speaker 3: Also imagine Johnny Warren if you are going through a

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Speaker 3: and you see your phone ringing and it's from Liza.

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Speaker 1: Saying, what's going on with that horse?

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Speaker 2: Are you doing anything with my donkeys?

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Speaker 1: What happened with the fourth at Ascot?

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Speaker 2: My god? Does she? Is she on text as well?

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Speaker 2: I mean oldies aren't really in a text?

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Speaker 2: Do you think you know how you when you had

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Speaker 2: you attach a rocket to the ass of the horse.

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Speaker 2: That might actually help. She's sending off a few of

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Speaker 3: You would have one of five one of Australia's greatest trainers,

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Speaker 3: David Hayes, and I got involved with that, Sarah, and

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Speaker 3: You're in there with mates and you've you know, like

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Speaker 3: you get updates. The horse is not winning. No, it's

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Speaker 1: Get an email. I told you to get an email

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Speaker 1: why don't you convert that track work into more feel.

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Speaker 1: He wrote me back an e going, Ryan, I know

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Speaker 1: you concerns. Everything's going to be.

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Speaker 2: We've run out of rockets. Anyway, Princess Anne's calling.

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Speaker 1: I want to talk about TV hosts.

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Speaker 3: I love it when you know they take their time,

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Speaker 3: they draw it out. I mean Andrew g Well Osher

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Speaker 1: He does it with Bachelor as well.

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Speaker 3: You know when you're making a decision on who they're

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but then they got into this habit of doing

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Speaker 2: and the winner of Australian Idol for nineteen ninety six

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Speaker 3: The other one is hot Seat and it started with

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Speaker 1: But actually, did you see last week?

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Speaker 3: At the end of last week hot Seat went off

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Speaker 3: A million dollars went off in Australia.

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Speaker 1: I think the second time it's happened.

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Speaker 5: If time for the end of ratings, have you got

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Speaker 5: the question looking well, don't be like that blown up.

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking this is a world of commercial pigs.

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Speaker 1: Wrong, I think it was pigs.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, I think it was what was written first, and

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Speaker 3: I think it was the Count of Monte Cristo.

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Speaker 1: The guy had a bit of a crack.

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Speaker 3: But do you know what, I was really disappointed with

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Speaker 3: Don't get me wrong.

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Speaker 1: There was a lot of talk before this on why

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Speaker 3: The Count of Monte Cristo. But this was Ed's announcement

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Speaker 3: that he'd won the million dollars.

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Speaker 5: Anthony mcmannuts, you have won a million dollars.

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Speaker 6: Enough not not enough?

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Speaker 1: And I mean four it out more.

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Speaker 2: I mean I was all right with that. I mean

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Speaker 2: the guy, the crowd, everyone was hanging it, had to

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Speaker 1: Let's go over there. Let's go over to Nigeria.

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Speaker 6: Now they have a tough one.

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Speaker 2: Nigerian hot Seat is my favorite version. It's on Hulu.

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Speaker 3: This is a belt because I need you to listen

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Speaker 3: So the question was Professor Matthai Wangari, Yes, won the

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Speaker 3: Nobel Prize for which one of these A literature, B, economics,

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Speaker 3: C peace and ord medicine. Now the guy has locked

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Speaker 3: in peace. Okay, so remember see peace is the answer.

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Speaker 2: But we all know it's literature.

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Speaker 3: I have at listened to the the angle that the

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Speaker 7: It wasn't massive, it wasn't literature. It's between peace and economics. Hot,

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Speaker 7: but economics was actually the right answer.

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Speaker 8: No, actually the right answer.

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Speaker 1: That it's terrible. He's to give away the billion, only

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Speaker 2: It for a bit longer and then come back good

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Speaker 1: The right answer.

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Speaker 2: Not unbelievable.

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Speaker 2: you know how works. When you give you the story,

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Speaker 2: want your puns this morning. This one has to do

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Speaker 2: with the shoplift. You wouldn't believe it. She stile a

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Speaker 1: Sometimes in the car park sometimes you have to go.

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Speaker 5: You've also let it get to a real point. You

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Speaker 2: Let that get to But says, you know what, if

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Speaker 2: you might have that moment where you says, God, before

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Speaker 1: It's a great idea.

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Speaker 2: So we need your movie titles based on that story. Guys,

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Speaker 2: do you mind if I kick it off? I'm not

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Speaker 2: sure if you've seen one of my favorite films, top Bum,

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Speaker 3: Ryan Stone Cowboy. That's pretty good, right, very gets the

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Speaker 9: and toy Let die toilette enjoyment is everything.

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Speaker 2: It made yourself laugh, Tommy, which is great news this morning,

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Speaker 1: We're being immature this morning. But get involved.

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Speaker 3: If you want to be immature, as if you've got

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Speaker 3: We've got frisky and whiskey to give away thanks to the.

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Speaker 2: A shoplifter stole a pair of sunglasses, was chased by

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Speaker 2: You never know. So if you've got a movie pun,

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Speaker 1: Gavin in Leapington Mochi pun gave, I've.

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Speaker 10: Got the Tooming's classic forest Dump, Forest Dump, it's pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Oh well, let's not hope that it's run forest.

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Speaker 2: No, run forest, it's down my leg gas. I like that, mate,

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Speaker 3: Really good start. It's better than any of ours. Maddie

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Speaker 10: They got dumb and dumper?

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Speaker 1: Which was also the review for it.

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Speaker 2: Leone from Grenaga, Here is you.

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Speaker 1: All drum wrong?

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Speaker 11: Sleepless and we Attle?

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Speaker 2: You've done some thinking.

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Speaker 1: Such a romantic movie that one wasn't beautiful? King and

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Speaker 1: Amy plines, what's your pan?

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Speaker 1: Hi, Alie from Penrith, what's your part?

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Speaker 6: Flash will flash me?

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Speaker 1: Flash me?

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Speaker 2: Terrible lie, terrible lash me if you can quite un

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Speaker 2: Martin Loftus.

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Speaker 1: Last one Man.

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Speaker 10: Did Drew Barrymore one never being pissed?

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Speaker 6: Yes, Martin's you And.

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Speaker 2: Let's talk about tight bosses. I mean pandemic Pete's one

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Speaker 2: that we have here. I mean you're out and about

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Speaker 2: Whose round is it?

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Speaker 3: I mean, Pete wasn't there for our team lunch the

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Speaker 2: We hope he's feeling a little bit better. Old pandemic

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Speaker 2: keeping an eye on things.

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Speaker 3: It's not a good feeling to be patients. So you

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Speaker 3: have the old only and we wish him all.

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Speaker 2: The best, all the best. Let's talk about.

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Speaker 3: The freak trips African Ophphet on a bit of music

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Speaker 3: research with you, Pete.

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Speaker 2: What was going on over there? This boss has put

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Speaker 2: up a note in the kitchen. How's this after the

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Speaker 2: he's now put up this sign. Nobody is entitled to

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Speaker 2: charge up any mobile phones or other electrical devices on

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Speaker 2: may fight A deduction has been made from your pay

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Speaker 2: phones should be switched off.

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Speaker 1: So you can't even charge your phone.

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Speaker 2: What a stink of that guy is?

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Speaker 1: I'd be fine in power points hide in big time.

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Speaker 3: Would you just be racking up as much as electricity

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Speaker 3: as I can just try.

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Speaker 2: And drain them. I mean I do that quite a

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Speaker 2: fair bit at the pub, where I'll walk into the

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Speaker 2: bar and say can you just fire that up? Or

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Speaker 2: if you're at a restaurant, can you charge that behind

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Speaker 2: the bar? Mate? That'd be great. It's a friendly kind

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Speaker 2: of community thing to do. I'll give you my phone,

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Speaker 2: you give me your power. See the trade off there?

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Speaker 1: How much is it costing just to fire up your phone?

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Speaker 2: Great question. I mean I don't think I've had a

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Speaker 1: Well, I'll tell.

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Speaker 3: You if you want one, you got to work really

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Speaker 3: hard for a time, bumb that's for sure, yous?

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Speaker 2: Okay mate? Yeah, I mean I worked like I mentioned

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Speaker 2: the shop. If you're remember the fashion label where I

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Speaker 2: everybody remembers the shomp and I would have they had

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Speaker 2: they had a Christmas drinks after a year of packing boxes.

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Speaker 2: order and go three cark sh shirts, three pairs of shorts,

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Speaker 2: and we would stack up that order and box it up.

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Speaker 2: See you later. Christmas party came around. The lady who

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Speaker 5: Do you know what, maybe they couldn't afford more. Don't

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Speaker 5: don't down on small businesses trying to.

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Speaker 2: Make it work.

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Speaker 3: They're not selling too many polos from de Shomp Sarah,

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Speaker 3: so that you don't know to go into the Christmas party.

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Speaker 6: Likely t shirt you have on to date, a lot of.

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Speaker 2: Well a lot of orders coming through Chomp no Chomp.

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Speaker 2: That was chocolate bar, mate.

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Speaker 6: There's the trump all of shop.

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Speaker 5: When you sleep on the shirts, did you wake up

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Speaker 5: and people said, where does my new top smell like dog?

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Speaker 1: No in the store because no one was buying you.

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Speaker 2: It was a warehouse, mate, and there was so many

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Speaker 1: Where does the shomp sort of play? What sort of

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Speaker 1: who is it competing with?

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Speaker 2: Oh, it would compete Withers fashion. Sorry, mane, did you

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Speaker 2: compete with your standards? Sort of what brand would it

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Speaker 2: be like a would it be like a rafflerend?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no. Did you get.

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Speaker 1: About at the end of the year, the end of

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Speaker 1: the year and you could shomp into your drum? That

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Speaker 1: got bad?

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Speaker 2: Love your stories and tight bosses. I mean we're talking

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Speaker 2: worst you'll get. And you know, I don't know if

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Speaker 2: he's always been that way, pandemic Pete, but if you're

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Speaker 2: out and about and it's his round, he's gone disappears.

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Speaker 2: Kelly and Riverson, welcome to the show. You got a

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Speaker 2: type boss?

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Speaker 4: Oh absolutely did.

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Speaker 1: Good morning. How are you really well?

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Speaker 2: Thanks? I've been tough. What's your story?

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Speaker 10: I worked for a for profit care agency and we

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Speaker 10: got a text message, no Christmas party and come in

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Speaker 10: and pick up a box of biscuits.

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Speaker 1: Oh what were the biscuits? To Kelly? Can I ask?

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Speaker 1: Were they nice? Though? Were they memorable?

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Speaker 9: I can't even recall they was that bad. It was

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Speaker 9: absolutely disgusting.

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Speaker 1: See it.

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Speaker 3: You know what, there's still commitment. I live in Balmain,

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Speaker 3: sort of near the Harbor there and I could tell

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Speaker 3: you what. There were still some people having Christmas parties

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Speaker 3: over in that weather, Sarah. It was shocking, but they

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Speaker 3: were still out there dancing to Boom Boom shake the room.

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Speaker 1: Smith. It was horrible to watch, but people are still

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Speaker 1: having a crack.

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Speaker 2: Charlie, Welcome to the show. Got a tight.

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Speaker 10: Boss, Well, I did. Yeah. This guy we worked on

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Speaker 10: the panel shop at or Castle Hill anyway, and so

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Speaker 10: he booked a fancy Chinese restaurant for us all. He

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Speaker 10: bought himself a brand new Mercedes Benz for Christmas for himself,

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Speaker 10: which was worth around three hundred grand today. He was

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Speaker 10: so good and so giving. He gave his old car

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Speaker 10: to his wife and said Mary, Christmas, have my old car,

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Speaker 10: and to us. We all paid in cash for the meal,

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Speaker 10: and then he grabbed all the cash and paid with

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Speaker 2: Ah, Charlie, get out of there.

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Speaker 1: So you had to pay for sweeten sour pol. That's horrible, Charlie.

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Speaker 10: Were the guys because it was a bad quirt. The

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Speaker 10: and he goes, no, no, I'm keeping this, And she said,

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Speaker 10: but we're getting you a new one. He said, okay,

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Speaker 10: when I finished this one, then get me a new one.

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Speaker 1: Jeez.

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Speaker 2: The story goes on and on. Charlie, can we pandemic?

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Speaker 2: Pete's just walked into the studio. Can we get an

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Speaker 2: update on the Christmas party status? Here at Nova? Last

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Speaker 2: years was an absolute fire cracker? Where are we at, Pete?

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Speaker 2: With the update? I don't think we'll be doing one.

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Speaker 2: There's no party.

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Speaker 6: Well, there's no in the office about.

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Speaker 2: A drink somewhere. Well we're doing that, Oh mate. People

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Speaker 2: are out and about. We hit thirty six pubs the

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Speaker 2: other day, Pete, So no contra on.

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Speaker 8: The go, mate, Old to the stinking bonbon jokes that

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Speaker 8: we've had for so long around the Christmas table.

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Speaker 2: Now we wants some new one.

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Speaker 11: What do a train set and your wife's boobs having commons?

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Speaker 11: They're both made for kids, but dads can't help playing

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Speaker 2: So many funny jokes. I mean, the bonbond. You know

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Speaker 2: what it's been like over the years, so disappointing time.

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Speaker 2: Just give me the hat and drop the joke. If

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Speaker 2: you can't get the joke, cry, we want to release

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Speaker 2: our own fits in with the bond bonds. We want

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Speaker 2: twelve of the best jokes Sydney has to offer, and

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Speaker 2: they're coming through thick and fast. Couple here Martina Sees

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Speaker 2: sent this one in what concert only costs forty five

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Speaker 2: cents fifty cent featuring nickelback.

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Speaker 3: That's or don't worry about the nickelback would be support

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Speaker 3: you get the idea.

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Speaker 2: This one's from Sean. Why did Santa cry because someone

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Speaker 2: pinched his sack in Australia? That'd get it? You you

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Speaker 2: know what I mean? Around the table family, Yeah, a

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Speaker 2: couple of beers in what kind of bees make milk? Boobies?

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Speaker 1: That's from a couple of birds.

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Speaker 2: Plenty of booby jokes.

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Speaker 1: We need one in there.

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Speaker 2: What about from Kristen? Have you heard have you heard

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Speaker 2: about the three holes filled with water in the ground?

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Speaker 2: Well well, well, well, well well what about this one

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Speaker 2: from Emily? How do you make pikachew? You get on

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Speaker 2: a bus? You pokemon.

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Speaker 1: Laughed?

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Speaker 2: Bit of laughter, bit of laughter suggesting we're not getting

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Speaker 2: the jokes. Ra After of the top twelve, Tommy, you

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Speaker 2: said today, we're going to decide off air, out of

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Speaker 2: all the hundreds that have come through the hundreds, what

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Speaker 2: the best twelve jokes.

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Speaker 9: Are because at this stage we only have one locked in,

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Speaker 9: which is de Groot's.

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Speaker 2: No, we have the other one. I thought that the plate,

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Speaker 2: the train set and the boobies one.

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Speaker 12: Was Oh, okay, you unlock that in solid need ten more,

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Speaker 12: then that's good.

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Speaker 9: I'm going to take you through design options really quickly

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Speaker 9: and go to our instagram to vote on these signs

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Speaker 9: of the crackers first up, and if you can describe

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Speaker 9: these people listening, okay, Option one.

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Speaker 2: Right, So that's the red Cracker, Red Cracker, the four

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Speaker 2: of us on the back of the sausage dog, which

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Speaker 2: you've seen before to your head, is on the sausage dock.

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Speaker 3: It's on a certain flag. Already that sign's already been done.

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Speaker 3: But I do like it, Tommy. It's pretty good.

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Speaker 1: Lookolves everybody.

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Speaker 12: So everyone's riding the sausage dog.

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Speaker 1: One.

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Speaker 9: You're the option two now, featuring the one and only

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Speaker 9: Alan Jones.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it says a couple of quotes. It says there's

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Speaker 2: dusting here. Can't come on ram it up?

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Speaker 1: How are you feeling about Christmas. Allen, it's blue.

451
00:22:34,280 --> 00:22:36,880
Speaker 12: You've got faces that you've got Allen all over.

452
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Speaker 2: It says, I'm horny for Christmas.

453
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Speaker 12: Tom religious angle that we associate with Christmas.

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Speaker 2: Their own. We don't even need a joke. There's a

455
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Speaker 2: joke on the.

456
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Speaker 1: Outside of it.

457
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Speaker 9: Two designs to no, we do have a describe this one, Well,

458
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Speaker 9: that's me naked with some ball balls.

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Speaker 2: I for my ball balls?

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Speaker 1: When did you do that?

461
00:23:02,320 --> 00:23:03,120
Speaker 2: Few years ago?

462
00:23:03,359 --> 00:23:04,159
Speaker 1: Ten years old?

463
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Speaker 2: And then it says, go on, have a crack, go

464
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Speaker 2: and have a cracker because it's kind of like I've

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Speaker 2: got my crack out.

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Speaker 1: Was that flown over Sidney that was.

467
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Speaker 2: A giant flag? Yeah, We've got a lot of complaints

468
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Speaker 2: from people in their backyard saying I did not want

469
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Speaker 2: to see that.

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Speaker 1: Any other options stop.

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Speaker 9: I think there is a whole option which I don't

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Speaker 9: want to show you.

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Speaker 12: Just what's question the screen.

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Speaker 9: To put it on the socials, So I really don't

475
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Speaker 9: want you to describe.

476
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Speaker 2: It is a sausage dog again with a lion doing

477
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Speaker 2: the dog from behind, and it says, who.

478
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Speaker 1: Oh, Tommy who in his house?

479
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Speaker 3: He is near to wronga zoo and he can hear

480
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Speaker 3: the lions at night, silly breeding which is unbelievable.

481
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Speaker 2: On the Cracker, it says I can hear the lines

482
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Speaker 2: mating from the zoo in my room. Merry Christmas, your

483
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Speaker 2: filthy animals, it's disgusting. And see that a lion do

484
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Speaker 2: that to a dog?

485
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Speaker 12: That is, if you're thinking of for that, don't.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 9: Anne is our bonbond creator from Cubic Promote.

488
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Speaker 12: She is putting these together for you guys.

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Speaker 13: Hi an, Hi, guys, lovely to speak you this morning?

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Speaker 3: You too in A bon Bond's created individually? Or do

491
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Speaker 3: you just put it through a big machine?

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Speaker 12: No?

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Speaker 13: No, Look, they're actually created individually. We have to handmake them.

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Speaker 13: We get the cardboards since the end, toil them around

495
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Speaker 13: a bit. Once we get the stuff inside and there's

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Speaker 13: your bonbons and can you.

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Speaker 1: Please be honest with us?

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Speaker 3: Over the years, the bonbon jokes have done them less

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Speaker 3: than average?

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Speaker 2: Yes, where did the jokes go from? Anne?

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Speaker 4: Sorry?

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Speaker 11: Mate?

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Speaker 2: Where did the jokes come from? A?

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Speaker 7: Look?

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Speaker 13: Often they are just you know, from the old database,

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Speaker 13: a lot of classics. You know, people tend to go

507
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Speaker 13: with the classes. I think a lot of people are

508
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Speaker 13: used to just being disappointed. That's why you guys, you're bond,

509
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Speaker 13: it's going to be a bit different.

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Speaker 3: So true, this is great and so you're up for this,

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Speaker 3: you're fine, And I mean there are a little bit

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Speaker 3: there's a couple of risk jokes.

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Speaker 1: Are you okay with that?

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Speaker 13: And of course we're okay with that. We know what

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Speaker 13: you might want to put.

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Speaker 3: And then traditionally, what's the other things that we get

517
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Speaker 3: in the bond bon and you get the little funny

518
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Speaker 3: Christmas hat?

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Speaker 1: What else do we get in there?

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Speaker 13: Oh, you get a little tree obviously, and you can

521
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Speaker 13: get like a little plastic dooo daddy. You know they ary,

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Speaker 13: don't they?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Could we get like an I don't know, tell

524
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Speaker 1: you what may be an antigen test or.

525
00:25:32,160 --> 00:25:37,000
Speaker 3: Something like that for everyone to with you minute tests

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Speaker 3: that you can swab your mouth with.

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Speaker 1: That's not a bad idea to.

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Speaker 2: See if halfway through Christmas lunch, Uncle Dave.

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Speaker 1: Has maybe got some symptoms over in the corner of it.

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Speaker 3: Okay, we're getting calls now for bonbon jokes, Adam and Concord.

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Speaker 1: What's your joke, big fella?

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Speaker 10: Hey, guys, what's invisible and smells like banana?

533
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Speaker 2: What's invisible and smells like banana? I don't know, Adam,

534
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Speaker 2: it's a monkey fight. Yeah, not bad, not bad.

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Speaker 3: I didn't thought Abby in coloroid bonbon joke?

536
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Speaker 1: What do you got for us? Abs Hi?

537
00:26:11,240 --> 00:26:13,600
Speaker 13: So, what do you call a panted cow?

538
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,760
Speaker 2: What do you call a pampered cow?

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00:26:16,640 --> 00:26:17,600
Speaker 10: Spoiled milk?

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00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,200
Speaker 2: Spoiled milk? Okay?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, look, yeah, we're getting so many.

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Speaker 2: So many. Yeah, I mean we're not going to sign

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Speaker 2: up it right here, right now, so.

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Speaker 3: You don't put the best ones first. I'm Daniel in

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Speaker 3: Rock Down. What's your joke?

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00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:34,200
Speaker 2: Hey, you guys. My joke is what do you get

547
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Speaker 2: when you cross sandsor with a duck? What do you

548
00:26:37,119 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 2: get when you cross Santa with a duck? Christmas Quacker?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I mean, I mean.

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Speaker 3: We're no doubt going out on our mind topical with

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Speaker 3: the quackers that we're doing.

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Speaker 1: Isn't it.

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Speaker 2: I mean we've got one more call, so it's bound

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Speaker 2: to be good.

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Speaker 1: Ashley in Woollongong finishes off Ash.

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Speaker 6: Hey, guys, what goes?

558
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Speaker 2: Oh? Oh, I don't know what goes? Oh?

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Speaker 11: There walking backwards?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yes, all right, Well thanks for the submission. Ash.

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Speaker 3: You know, are these guys ringing up to get through

562
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Speaker 3: to the show?

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Speaker 12: Tom, I'm not sure it could be they could have

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Speaker 12: run for something.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's going to be tough. Only we can

566
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Speaker 2: only take twelve. I mean, there were so many good

567
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Speaker 2: ones there, Tommy, keep them coming, d d ms at

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Speaker 2: the Instagram page. It's gonna be a tough decision.

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Speaker 9: And vote on your favorite Cracker design. But not option

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Speaker 9: four would be my terry Christmas. You're filthy animals.

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Speaker 3: The signs to tell if someone likes you. I mean,

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Speaker 3: we're not talking at a bar as well. I mean,

573
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Speaker 3: have you got any ambience at a bar?

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Speaker 2: Here we go?

575
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Speaker 1: Are we starting to pump it up?

576
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Speaker 2: You've got to know.

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Speaker 1: I mean, that's just eye contact. For me.

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Speaker 3: There's probably body language where they touch it their face

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Speaker 3: or a girl might maybe play with their hair.

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Speaker 2: Sarah. Now I heard as well. If you look down

581
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Speaker 2: at the end of your nose, towards the end of

582
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Speaker 2: your nose and then look up at the person, that's

583
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Speaker 2: like high impact eye contact, says I'm going to do

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Speaker 2: it for you. Ready, looking at my nose, it looks

585
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Speaker 2: like you're a slop's gone. You can tell that I

586
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:11,639
Speaker 2: like me. It's pretty easy for you.

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00:28:11,800 --> 00:28:14,000
Speaker 1: Looking at you've got a big schnoz. It's very easy

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Speaker 1: for you to do.

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00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:15,359
Speaker 2: That's not the idea.

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Speaker 6: See the end of your nose.

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Speaker 2: What you can just if you go cross iyedshes yeah,

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00:28:20,320 --> 00:28:24,560
Speaker 2: headache and then that eye contact is enough for anybody

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Speaker 2: to go, Wow, how do I get more of that?

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00:28:26,520 --> 00:28:26,600
Speaker 7: Now?

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Speaker 3: What I'm talking about is when you go on a

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Speaker 3: couple of dates so you can turn the night because

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Speaker 3: we're out of the night time. Now you've been on

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Speaker 3: a couple of dates, you're still not one hundred percent short.

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Speaker 1: Does this person really like me?

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Speaker 3: I mean, you know, he's agreed to go on another

601
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Speaker 3: date with me, but you know, I don't know if

602
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Speaker 3: he's really intimate. Would I spend the rest of my

603
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Speaker 3: life with this guy? I mean, this is me just

604
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Speaker 3: talking to myself here. I'm married with a wife and

605
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Speaker 3: two kids. But this guy is I really like him.

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Speaker 3: He's cute and I wouldn't mind hanging out with him

607
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Speaker 3: a little bit more. There is a life coach by

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Speaker 3: the name of Francesca. Franny is her nickname, and sh.

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Speaker 2: She's obviously not my daughter because we do not call

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Speaker 2: her Frinny or the friend.

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Speaker 7: No.

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Speaker 3: I mean, you've got to have a laugh about her name,

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Speaker 3: and also a laugh that she's a lifecase because she's

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Speaker 3: telling you all about life, and she has given you

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Speaker 3: a sure.

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Speaker 1: Fire way to find out if someone really really likes you. Now,

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Speaker 1: this is quite morbid, Sarah. You've got to go to

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Speaker 1: a lot of effort to find out. But this is

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Speaker 1: what she has to say.

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Speaker 2: This is a dark psychological trick to say if somebody

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Speaker 2: likes you, so you have to cry.

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Speaker 1: It's a bit dark, but it works.

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Speaker 2: If they feel bad.

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Speaker 1: And try to comfort you, they like you. But if

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Speaker 1: they get distant or annoyed, they don't.

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Speaker 6: What kind of person gets distant and annoyed?

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Speaker 1: So okay, you've got to cry. Now. What I want

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Speaker 1: to know is how you build yourself up to that.

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Speaker 1: And I mean that's not easy to do.

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Speaker 3: I mean you have a look at home in a way,

631
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Speaker 3: and a majority of those actors can't even do it.

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Speaker 2: You get the bill she's had the lobster, and then

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Speaker 2: you just burst into tears. And if she comes over

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Speaker 2: to comfort you, having seen how much the night's going

635
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Speaker 2: to cost you, then that's a good things.

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Speaker 1: No way you can cry without it looking realistic.

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Speaker 5: Can't you think about your first pet lying and have

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Speaker 5: a cry?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, animal death unless you unless you have the natural

641
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Speaker 2: build up to the tears. It's going to look really

642
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Speaker 2: strange if you just say, oh God, and that was

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Speaker 2: the toughest day of my day at work and brought

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Speaker 2: burst into tears.

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Speaker 3: But see, you know what, if you're on your third

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Speaker 3: date with someone, would you find that a little bit

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Speaker 3: weird that they're breaking down in front of you and

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Speaker 3: revealing something like that?

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Speaker 1: Depends If you had a bad day at work and

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Speaker 1: they're crying to you, would you go comfort them? Nah?

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Speaker 6: That's least to a pity shag, doesn't it?

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Speaker 1: Oh suh?

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Speaker 5: Well it is because really, even if you're not into someone,

654
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Speaker 5: you're a pretty heartless soul who just gets up and

655
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Speaker 5: walks off rather than comforts them.

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Speaker 6: So you then read my comfort as a coming.

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Speaker 1: I've never had a pity share that you're aware of.

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Speaker 2: God, I.

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Speaker 1: Reckon.

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Speaker 6: If we called some of your exes, I know whit

661
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Speaker 6: fleas would have all been.

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Speaker 2: I remember sitting on it on a couch one time

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Speaker 2: with a girl back at my place, and she burst

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Speaker 2: into tears, and I said, what's happened?

665
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Speaker 6: She realized where she was and then you put your shirt.

666
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 2: No, she said. One of the first people that I

667
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:18,960
Speaker 2: ever slept with was Heath Ledger and I went, ah,

668
00:31:20,080 --> 00:31:22,480
Speaker 2: oh that that is that. Yeah, I can understand the emotion.

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00:31:22,720 --> 00:31:23,560
Speaker 2: I can understand the.

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Speaker 3: Sadness and a massive step around from her legitim Michael, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: I could see them see the comparison.

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Speaker 1: Was emotional thinking about that.

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00:31:32,760 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, and it was like, oh, how do we fix this?

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Speaker 2: Where do we go from here? Because it's a long

675
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:42,200
Speaker 2: way back. It's a long crawl of a big steep

676
00:31:42,280 --> 00:31:42,960
Speaker 2: hill from here.

677
00:31:43,200 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 1: Now she's going to sleep with another joker.

678
00:31:46,240 --> 00:31:47,440
Speaker 6: Waiting for it.

679
00:31:48,320 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 2: Got to catch up with the oldies on the weekend,

680
00:31:50,000 --> 00:31:52,360
Speaker 2: which was fantastic. We stayed with them, had the three

681
00:31:52,440 --> 00:31:55,880
Speaker 2: kids there. You'll cram into the one apartment and there

682
00:31:55,920 --> 00:31:58,320
Speaker 2: was a moment where you know it can be testing.

683
00:31:58,320 --> 00:32:00,320
Speaker 2: And it's hard for Lisa too because it's not her family,

684
00:32:00,360 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 2: it's the in laws. And whenever you're staying with the

685
00:32:02,600 --> 00:32:04,680
Speaker 2: in laws, you're trying to do the right thing, aren't you.

686
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 2: Like We're going to spend a fair bit of time

687
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:09,040
Speaker 2: at Christmas with Lisa's parents and you're constantly trying to

688
00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:11,400
Speaker 2: do the right thing. Help out here, help out there. Now,

689
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,040
Speaker 2: I'll clear the table. No, you sit down, No, I'll

690
00:32:14,040 --> 00:32:15,880
Speaker 2: get it. No, you sit down, all right, Oh, will

691
00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:18,720
Speaker 2: at least offered. I do a lot of that gear,

692
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:22,680
Speaker 2: I'll get that. Okay, you get it. A lot of

693
00:32:22,680 --> 00:32:25,959
Speaker 2: reach for the well at starts stuff, heaps of reaching heaps.

694
00:32:26,000 --> 00:32:27,080
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no no.

695
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:28,800
Speaker 2: Let me do something.

696
00:32:29,840 --> 00:32:31,920
Speaker 1: Like the amount that you do around here. Yeah, it's

697
00:32:31,920 --> 00:32:33,920
Speaker 1: just in the kitchen and stuff like that.

698
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:35,840
Speaker 2: No no, no, this is busy here compared to what

699
00:32:35,880 --> 00:32:38,280
Speaker 2: I do when I'm at the in laws. Yeah, all right,

700
00:32:38,320 --> 00:32:40,400
Speaker 2: I'll go and play with the kids. I'll distract them

701
00:32:40,480 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 2: so we can get some stuff done. Anyway, there was

702
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:44,680
Speaker 2: a bit of a blue that happened on the weekend

703
00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 2: with Lisa and my parents, and they get on really well.

704
00:32:47,760 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 2: Like I think, the one thing Dad loves most about

705
00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:52,680
Speaker 2: me is probably my wife and kids more than me myself.

706
00:32:53,520 --> 00:32:56,240
Speaker 2: But he was here was the tough part, because everything

707
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 2: was going so well till Saturday morning. We had a

708
00:32:58,800 --> 00:33:04,160
Speaker 2: beautiful dinner Friday night. Saturday morning, Lisa went to make breakfast. Now,

709
00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 2: Mum and Dad have been married for forty seven years.

710
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:11,880
Speaker 2: They were married in nineteen seventy four. For their wedding,

711
00:33:12,680 --> 00:33:18,680
Speaker 2: they were given a toaster they still use the same toaster.

712
00:33:18,840 --> 00:33:22,720
Speaker 3: Amazing toaster, sun mate. Yeah, the old ones. I don't

713
00:33:22,760 --> 00:33:23,840
Speaker 3: know about the new one.

714
00:33:23,960 --> 00:33:26,520
Speaker 1: The modern ones, the technology don't stick around as long,

715
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 1: but the old ones are just brilliant.

716
00:33:28,080 --> 00:33:30,240
Speaker 2: But there's a technique to the toaster, and I think

717
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 2: that's what happens. A lot of toasters have technique because

718
00:33:32,880 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 2: they're not one where it's not one where you just

719
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,040
Speaker 2: press the button. You've got to drop the right hand

720
00:33:39,080 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 2: side in that'll kick it off. Then you drop your

721
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,120
Speaker 2: left hand side piece of bread in and they'll both

722
00:33:44,160 --> 00:33:44,920
Speaker 2: go down together.

723
00:33:45,360 --> 00:33:48,880
Speaker 1: And the iron rods in them jes, they heat up.

724
00:33:48,880 --> 00:33:51,480
Speaker 2: Big, really good. So you've got to know your setting

725
00:33:51,520 --> 00:33:54,200
Speaker 2: as well. Lisa didn't know the technique to the toaster,

726
00:33:54,480 --> 00:33:57,760
Speaker 2: so she couldn't get the thing on. So she's slamming

727
00:33:57,800 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 2: the bread down and pushing down on it, turning the

728
00:34:00,240 --> 00:34:03,280
Speaker 2: plug on and off, changing the dial that says how

729
00:34:03,320 --> 00:34:07,560
Speaker 2: hard you want it done, smashing it down. All of

730
00:34:07,560 --> 00:34:10,120
Speaker 2: a sudden, there's a spark in the bottom of the toaster.

731
00:34:10,280 --> 00:34:15,680
Speaker 2: Oh no, after forty seven years, she's broken the toaster.

732
00:34:15,760 --> 00:34:16,439
Speaker 1: Oh it's gone.

733
00:34:16,520 --> 00:34:18,719
Speaker 2: And you can't get that. She broke the toaster. They

734
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:21,400
Speaker 2: don't make him anymore. Now your service that you can't

735
00:34:22,600 --> 00:34:24,880
Speaker 2: be legal to try and fix this thing. It's ancient.

736
00:34:25,040 --> 00:34:25,959
Speaker 2: Why don't you ever create?

737
00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,560
Speaker 1: You've done a building course, so true.

738
00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,879
Speaker 2: Not a sparky's course, though.

739
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 5: Did you take this as a moment to give Lisa

740
00:34:33,080 --> 00:34:35,719
Speaker 5: big cuddle and say, you know what, perspective, it doesn't matter.

741
00:34:35,760 --> 00:34:36,360
Speaker 6: It's a toaster.

742
00:34:36,600 --> 00:34:38,240
Speaker 1: It did matter, Okay.

743
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:40,040
Speaker 2: Cool, because I had to I had to call Dad

744
00:34:40,080 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 2: and say, can you have a look at this anyway? Stuffed?

745
00:34:44,640 --> 00:34:47,080
Speaker 2: You've stuffed it. Dad doesn't speak like that often. He

746
00:34:47,120 --> 00:34:49,279
Speaker 2: would have normally, like you're saying, says, would have gone,

747
00:34:49,280 --> 00:34:53,160
Speaker 2: I don't want it's just a toaster. And when I

748
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:56,239
Speaker 2: heard Dad say you've stuffed it, that's when I went,

749
00:34:56,280 --> 00:34:59,560
Speaker 2: oh my god, a real rift in the family.

750
00:34:59,600 --> 00:35:03,160
Speaker 3: Now on sort of cotton on that it symbolizes the relationship,

751
00:35:03,200 --> 00:35:05,160
Speaker 3: and then that could be the end of him and Christine.

752
00:35:05,160 --> 00:35:05,480
Speaker 2: I don't know.

753
00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:06,359
Speaker 1: I'm just throwing it out.

754
00:35:06,400 --> 00:35:10,759
Speaker 3: Shit, he's based his marriage on that toaster, and now

755
00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:11,320
Speaker 3: that toaster.

756
00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:13,680
Speaker 1: I mean he's been looking for a spark in that

757
00:35:13,760 --> 00:35:14,880
Speaker 1: marriage for a long time.

758
00:35:15,360 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 3: Now he's gone spark that's popped up as in the

759
00:35:18,080 --> 00:35:20,680
Speaker 3: bottom of the toaster, yeah, and you know what it's

760
00:35:20,719 --> 00:35:21,200
Speaker 3: come out.

761
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:24,839
Speaker 1: It's poor Christine. She's burnt, mate, She's been burned by

762
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:25,480
Speaker 1: all of this.

763
00:35:26,800 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 2: She was on the highest setting. Toaster's black cast energetic.

764
00:35:30,080 --> 00:35:30,560
Speaker 1: It's over.

765
00:35:31,040 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 2: Can't even scrape it off into the bench.

766
00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:35,040
Speaker 1: John trying to scrape all the tarcole off.

767
00:35:35,080 --> 00:35:40,520
Speaker 3: There is bloody Christine, Lisa, Lisa could be over.

768
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 2: He acted like he cared, like I'll turn it off

769
00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 2: at the switch, and then he said, you've stuffed at

770
00:35:45,640 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 2: and then I heard him walk away, still upset.

771
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 1: Going she stuffed.

772
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,360
Speaker 3: But see those old toasters as well, like they're built

773
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:54,319
Speaker 3: you need two people to pick it up.

774
00:35:54,360 --> 00:35:57,319
Speaker 2: A heavy thurteen twenty four to ten. Love to know

775
00:35:57,400 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 2: the oldest appliants. You're running in your house. What do

776
00:36:00,520 --> 00:36:03,080
Speaker 2: you got? It's still ticking over. I'm surprised it made

777
00:36:03,080 --> 00:36:04,200
Speaker 2: it to forty seven years.

778
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:07,879
Speaker 3: We got we got one handed down from us from

779
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 3: my grandmother.

780
00:36:08,960 --> 00:36:12,160
Speaker 1: So that was from grandmother to my mum, and mum

781
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:13,360
Speaker 1: gave it to b J and I.

782
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 6: And when I bought one, average inheritance, isn't it?

783
00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:19,920
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, Sarah, you.

784
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:21,040
Speaker 6: Can get it from nine bucks.

785
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:25,360
Speaker 2: It came. It's extremely rude. Sorry, so releasa. Now you

786
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:29,520
Speaker 2: get on the old David Jones website, you find that toaster.

787
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,080
Speaker 1: They're still going dover Jones.

788
00:36:31,280 --> 00:36:34,840
Speaker 6: That's the other one. The other one went pumping.

789
00:36:35,440 --> 00:36:37,399
Speaker 2: So I said, you get online today and you find

790
00:36:37,400 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 2: a new toaster replacement and put a smile on my

791
00:36:39,520 --> 00:36:44,200
Speaker 2: dad's face again. Besides, hey, hey, hey, Saturday and that toaster.

792
00:36:44,440 --> 00:36:47,200
Speaker 2: They're the only two things that could bring him any enjoyment.

793
00:36:47,280 --> 00:36:49,359
Speaker 6: You've got a bit to apologize to Lisa for this,

794
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:51,000
Speaker 6: don't you do?

795
00:36:52,200 --> 00:36:54,280
Speaker 2: Fight a rough one? She had an even worse one.

796
00:36:54,120 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 6: She did, and you've treated her puller, you stuffed it.

797
00:36:57,280 --> 00:37:00,439
Speaker 3: The Sunbeam toaster in w You's house, eighty seven years

798
00:37:00,480 --> 00:37:04,040
Speaker 3: of age is dead, sparked up and Lisa, his wife,

799
00:37:04,080 --> 00:37:04,440
Speaker 3: broke it.

800
00:37:04,480 --> 00:37:06,520
Speaker 2: Over the week given to my mum and dad as

801
00:37:06,520 --> 00:37:10,920
Speaker 2: a wedding present. Lisa Whippley turns up next thing. You know,

802
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,920
Speaker 2: new toaster required. She murdered it.

803
00:37:14,160 --> 00:37:16,920
Speaker 3: Looking for the oldest appliants, tenure and picnic point. Tell

804
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:17,960
Speaker 3: us about your fry pan.

805
00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 13: It must be sunbeam.

806
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,920
Speaker 11: There must be something good about it, because we have

807
00:37:24,040 --> 00:37:28,240
Speaker 11: an old sun Beam electric hand. It's about forty five

808
00:37:28,640 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 11: years old.

809
00:37:30,400 --> 00:37:32,960
Speaker 3: But how does it I mean, how much oil do

810
00:37:33,000 --> 00:37:35,000
Speaker 3: you have to put in it so nothing sticks to it?

811
00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:35,480
Speaker 1: Tanua?

812
00:37:36,120 --> 00:37:38,240
Speaker 11: Oh you gotta put it in a craplader oil.

813
00:37:38,400 --> 00:37:40,319
Speaker 2: Yeah, because five pans have come a lot of way.

814
00:37:40,480 --> 00:37:42,120
Speaker 11: That makes a pretty good sneezel.

815
00:37:43,080 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 1: Do you know what?

816
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:47,080
Speaker 3: Because that that teflon amazing to say a great product.

817
00:37:47,400 --> 00:37:49,440
Speaker 3: And you know what, it doesn't last long. You have

818
00:37:49,480 --> 00:37:51,359
Speaker 3: a fry pan for what six to eight months if

819
00:37:51,360 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 3: you use it quite a bit. But see you can

820
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:56,840
Speaker 3: get teflon fry pans for quite see, yeah you can. Okay,

821
00:37:56,840 --> 00:37:57,360
Speaker 3: you're doing.

822
00:37:57,280 --> 00:37:58,120
Speaker 1: For about ten buck.

823
00:37:58,200 --> 00:38:01,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's some beautiful fry pans. Those they last years,

824
00:38:01,840 --> 00:38:03,879
Speaker 2: disposable weld an tenure.

825
00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:06,680
Speaker 3: Liz in cherry Brook. How old is your Sunbay mix Master?

826
00:38:07,600 --> 00:38:11,359
Speaker 11: That's a good question. It would be fifty plus years

827
00:38:11,400 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 11: old because I am fifty plus years old. I have

828
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:19,919
Speaker 11: my grandmother's some being mixed master, which I inherited when

829
00:38:19,920 --> 00:38:23,240
Speaker 11: she passed away, and it is the only mixed master I've.

830
00:38:23,160 --> 00:38:27,000
Speaker 5: Ever known her to ever use, So it.

831
00:38:26,920 --> 00:38:29,960
Speaker 11: Would be probably more like sixty years old.

832
00:38:30,239 --> 00:38:30,479
Speaker 1: Wow.

833
00:38:30,840 --> 00:38:34,640
Speaker 11: I also have host sewing machine which is a banina.

834
00:38:34,800 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, beautiful.

835
00:38:36,719 --> 00:38:40,279
Speaker 11: I know that came from probably late sixties as well,

836
00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:43,239
Speaker 11: and I have that and it's still going strong. And

837
00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:46,280
Speaker 11: when something doesn't sing right, I still get at service.

838
00:38:46,760 --> 00:38:48,400
Speaker 2: That's the benef you wouldn't go into.

839
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,879
Speaker 1: What do you do? What are you using the mixed

840
00:38:50,920 --> 00:38:52,080
Speaker 1: master for les.

841
00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:54,600
Speaker 11: Ah at this time to make Christmas cake?

842
00:38:54,840 --> 00:38:55,040
Speaker 1: Yeah?

843
00:38:55,680 --> 00:38:57,879
Speaker 2: This is on it. Well done, weld on Sunbaye.

844
00:38:57,960 --> 00:39:00,600
Speaker 1: Imagine that year that the mix master came out.

845
00:39:00,960 --> 00:39:03,200
Speaker 2: I would have life changed my mind out there with

846
00:39:03,200 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 2: the internet, so your.

847
00:39:04,120 --> 00:39:06,800
Speaker 1: Sorn, I don't have to mix the cake mix myself.

848
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,320
Speaker 1: I don't have to do it myself. There's a machine

849
00:39:09,360 --> 00:39:10,359
Speaker 1: that doesn't no way.

850
00:39:10,600 --> 00:39:15,279
Speaker 2: But are the car, the Internet and the mix master unbelievable?

851
00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:18,680
Speaker 3: Michael in reevesby Heights. How old is the radio you got, mate?

852
00:39:19,280 --> 00:39:23,600
Speaker 3: May It was built in nineteen sixty in sixty wow,

853
00:39:23,760 --> 00:39:25,240
Speaker 3: I think Allen was about forty.

854
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:28,560
Speaker 2: Then let's have a listen to the first thing you

855
00:39:28,640 --> 00:39:30,520
Speaker 2: tuned into when you turned it online?

856
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:31,239
Speaker 1: Wrap it up?

857
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:31,920
Speaker 11: It was.

858
00:39:32,160 --> 00:39:34,520
Speaker 10: It only picks up the AM radio, but it's also

859
00:39:34,640 --> 00:39:37,360
Speaker 10: got the record player on it as well, which works

860
00:39:38,360 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 10: all right?

861
00:39:39,880 --> 00:39:41,040
Speaker 1: How good are those?

862
00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 3: So you've got the you can play vinyl on it,

863
00:39:43,800 --> 00:39:46,200
Speaker 3: you can listen to the radio that is awesome.

864
00:39:46,320 --> 00:39:48,560
Speaker 1: Does it have f It wouldn't have FM though, Michael,

865
00:39:48,600 --> 00:39:48,920
Speaker 1: would it?

866
00:39:49,640 --> 00:39:51,279
Speaker 10: No, No, mine it at all.

867
00:39:52,000 --> 00:39:55,840
Speaker 2: You've got You've got Benny Fordham in the morning, which

868
00:39:55,880 --> 00:39:58,239
Speaker 2: is good news to GB you'd be pumping out of

869
00:39:58,239 --> 00:40:01,240
Speaker 2: the speakers there, Mick. As it turns out, you've obviously

870
00:40:01,320 --> 00:40:02,600
Speaker 2: chosen to listen to us.

871
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,840
Speaker 10: Yeah mate, yeah yeah, on a daily basis in the

872
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:06,839
Speaker 10: truck work.

873
00:40:09,920 --> 00:40:12,759
Speaker 12: It's a shame we've waited all year to do this phone.

874
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:15,600
Speaker 2: I've looked so much about the age of products and

875
00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 2: sunbeam this morning. We could continue it, Tom, you want

876
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:19,839
Speaker 2: to get more callers.

877
00:40:19,480 --> 00:40:21,520
Speaker 1: On not particularly.

878
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:26,200
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