Speaker 1: Is the Chrissy Swan show.
Speaker 2: Let's go clicking.
Speaker 3: Chrissy's clique faite.
Speaker 2: There is no greater transformation from bogan to Bougie than
Speaker 2: what has been enjoyed by Lara Worthington.
Speaker 3: She is unbelievable. I love that woman. She's class class
Speaker 3: as I loved.
Speaker 2: Her when she was Lara Bingle. I thought it was
Speaker 2: really refreshing and wonderful.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry. Being Lara Bingle was one of the best
Speaker 3: reality shows aired on Australian TV.
Speaker 2: I agree. And Sam Worthington and Lara Worthington are just classy.
Speaker 2: She's clever, He's clever. I just love them sick. They
Speaker 2: were on the red carpet at the GQ Man of
Speaker 2: the Year Awards last night. Sam Worthington is the Man
Speaker 2: of the Year. Yes, maybe Sam Pang the next year.
Speaker 2: It's his dream come true.
Speaker 3: I hope Pang you gets it.
Speaker 2: Sam getting vite even he's got a long way to go.
Speaker 2: If he wasn't, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm having dinner with him. I'll find out ask him.
Speaker 2: This is the acceptance speech delivered by Sam Worthington, who's
Speaker 2: an active by the way, in case you're wondering they
Speaker 2: live overseas, it's probably we don't see them much.
Speaker 3: This kind of thing.
Speaker 1: We're I'm kind of out of my comfort zone a lot.
Speaker 1: But we both felt and we talked about this. We
Speaker 1: felt this was very important because the concept Man of
Speaker 1: the Year was very confusing to me until I unpacked it.
Speaker 1: We're not beholden to any obsolete definition. We can challenge
Speaker 1: it now, we can force it to evolve. You know,
Speaker 1: men can talk about their feelings, they can question their sexuality,
Speaker 1: they can be non conforming, be feminine, just be honest.
Speaker 1: They don't need to make excuses anymore. Now for me,
Speaker 1: as a doubt of three boys, that's great.
Speaker 2: I love it so much. I love you and I'm
Speaker 2: just think I think that the kids have got really
Speaker 2: great names. They've had a third boy recently is it's River,
Speaker 2: but the first two are like Rocket and Racer, Rocket,
Speaker 2: Racer and River.
Speaker 3: That is chic. That is so r W. What a
Speaker 3: great initial luggage and also Swanny. One of my favorite
Speaker 3: moments was on the Red Carpet. Now, Sam Worthington's one
Speaker 3: of these guys. He comes across not super warm and.
Speaker 2: Friendly, and also they're very prize.
Speaker 3: Very private, and he read red carpets and press junkets.
Speaker 3: They're just not his thing. So I was like, it
Speaker 3: was nice to see that they did a full red
Speaker 3: carpet last night. Yeah, but one Channel seven reporter obviously
Speaker 3: was stuck in the being Lara Bingle days and referred
Speaker 3: to Lara as Lara Bingle, and Sam was quick to
Speaker 3: correct her, joining me tonight is Sam Worthington and Lara Bingle. Guys,
Speaker 3: you've just touchdown in Australia, Laura. Lara Worthington. Apologies, Oh
Speaker 3: my god, you know that was my slip.
Speaker 2: It comes, it's hard to shake it off.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Do you know what if I've done that, I would
Speaker 2: have gone, thank you so much for your time. Straight.
Speaker 2: As soon as I'd said Bingle that there was no
Speaker 2: coming back.
Speaker 3: From that, I resigned from the media.
Speaker 2: By Let's move on to Zaye Marlick, who was from
Speaker 2: one direction. Of course, what a song. He had his
Speaker 2: own little love, he had his those little situation, didn't
Speaker 2: he mm anyway, He's still selling out shows no doubt
Speaker 2: about it. But he had to regrettably cancel one and
Speaker 2: can you imagine the agony of getting to the auditorium,
Speaker 2: you're ready to go on. Everyone's there waiting, they've bought
Speaker 2: the ticket in the arena. There'd be some chanting. Maybe Yeah.
Speaker 2: At that point he decides that he cannot go out.
Speaker 2: He put up an Instagram story saying, yeah, my voice
Speaker 2: isn't up to it today. Surely he would have known that.
Speaker 3: Before, yeah, or earlier in the day, like make the.
Speaker 2: Call, I smell the rat all of a sudden.
Speaker 3: There was also some headlines this morning swanning that apparently
Speaker 3: one direction planning a reunion. They were playing in a reunion.
Speaker 2: Sorry before Leam's bad timing and probably a bit tacky.
Speaker 3: I shouldn't have trown that in there. The Chrissy Swan Show,
Speaker 3: The Chrissy Swan Show.
Speaker 2: Let's do this first, Chrissy's cliquait. I said very mean
Speaker 2: things about Barry Kyogan the actor yesterday, and somebody really
Speaker 2: let me have it on Instagram, and it is true,
Speaker 2: and I would like to apologize. I do not know him,
Speaker 2: and I'm judging him according to you know what I've read,
Speaker 2: which is a terrible error to make.
Speaker 3: No, but it's kind of our job. A and B.
Speaker 3: You're allowed in opinion. You did say he has piggy
Speaker 3: little eyes.
Speaker 2: I just don't like the vibes that come out of
Speaker 2: the eye.
Speaker 3: What did this person say? Why were they not happy
Speaker 3: with you?
Speaker 2: Well, just you know that, you know, it's exactly what
Speaker 2: I just said that you can't you don't even know him.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but that's he's in this. I'm sorry. When
Speaker 3: you're in the public eye like he is, unfortunately all
Speaker 3: comes apart, like it's all about.
Speaker 2: The thing is this. I I just had a bad
Speaker 2: vibe about barrk Kogan because I just did. And him
Speaker 2: and Sabrina Carpenter have broken up, and I said that
Speaker 2: I was happy about it, and I still sort of am.
Speaker 2: Because here's the plot. Thickens Jack. It looks like he
Speaker 2: has cheated on now Darling snapcap that influencer.
Speaker 3: Her name's Brecky Hill. How annoying.
Speaker 2: Brecky.
Speaker 3: That's got to be a s typo right.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's short for Brecon. That is an American name.
Speaker 2: Bre Brecky is a yn awful Well.
Speaker 3: She has reposted videos on TikTok with like a saltburn
Speaker 3: coffee cup and things like that. So she's stirring the pot. Man, Oh,
Speaker 3: that is naughty. Isn't it.
Speaker 2: She's very naughty. Hey, let's move on to a very
Speaker 2: very old name and a very very old man, Bob Dylan.
Speaker 2: Bob Dylan is two hundred and forty five years old
Speaker 2: in our very happy news. I love Bob Dylan, very
Speaker 2: very clever artist. And my son has only just discovered
Speaker 2: the song the Hurricane this week. Do you know the Hurricane?
Speaker 3: Yeah? This one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he started kids started listening to that when he
Speaker 2: was thirteen and it finished and he was suddenly seventeen
Speaker 2: and a half. It's the longest song in the history
Speaker 2: of the world.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But Bob Dylan, there's a new biopic coming out,
Speaker 2: and Timothy Challo May is going to play him, which
Speaker 2: I think is genius casting, I really do. And Bob
Speaker 2: Dylan has I'm going to say. My vibe is that
Speaker 2: he did not write this.
Speaker 3: I'm just saying, Okay, wait, did not write this.
Speaker 2: You did not write this post for social media?
Speaker 3: Give it to me.
Speaker 2: He says. There's a movie about me opening soon called
Speaker 2: A Complete Unknown. What a title exclamation, Mike. I mean
Speaker 2: I saw him live ten years ago and he could
Speaker 2: barely stand up. I don't think he's been I don't
Speaker 2: think he's writing this. Timothy Chalomay is starring in the
Speaker 2: lead role. Timmy's a brilliant actor, not say Timmy, Jim's
Speaker 2: a brilliant actor. So I'm sure he's going to be
Speaker 2: completely believable as me. I will see that twice twice. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what I say. It makes me feel better. I'm
Speaker 2: not going to see it once I've meted the film.
Speaker 2: I ever been to the film theater in many, many years.
Speaker 2: Uber Passengers the ratings. There's a surprise as the city
Speaker 2: with the worst Uber passengers are revealed. Okay, do you
Speaker 2: remember there was that thing going around once about what's
Speaker 2: your rating? And they really made it hard to find out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but whereas now I'm pretty sure it's easier. I
Speaker 3: think it just sits up the top of your app.
Speaker 2: And remember you, I was really shocked because I'm such
Speaker 2: a good passenger and I wasn't I didn't get a fire.
Speaker 3: No, but I think it's impossible, Like, I don't know
Speaker 3: anyone that's got a five thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 3: By the way, if you have a five.
Speaker 2: Start, but how could I not have a five?
Speaker 3: Because maybe someone doesn't like Chrissy Swan.
Speaker 2: People that don't like me, but that doesn't affect how
Speaker 2: I am as a passenger. I'm absolutely perfect.
Speaker 3: Can you have a look at yours now? For example,
Speaker 3: mine is four point six one?
Speaker 2: I can't. I'm sorry, I don't even know where my
Speaker 2: phone is, Okay, but what's yours? Four points six to one?
Speaker 2: That is I know why you lose points? Why because
Speaker 2: when you've had a few drinks you ish so uppity,
Speaker 2: so pompous.
Speaker 3: Really yeah, yeah, fi. Actually my mate said to me today,
Speaker 3: She's like, I'm going to start calling you Jacqueline when
Speaker 3: you go in those moods.
Speaker 2: So you know that is perfect. That is perfect. You
Speaker 2: just get this little it's sassy. I love it. But
Speaker 2: I'm not an uber driver giving your giving you a score,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean?
Speaker 3: Totally?
Speaker 2: Oh anyway, I didn't reveal the city. I haven't even
Speaker 2: got it in front of me. So the orders of
Speaker 2: the best place to live in if you're an uber driver,
Speaker 2: yeah really, because you know, passengers we don't care coming
Speaker 2: in at last place yep, Western Australia. Ah that they
Speaker 2: get an average rider rating of four point eight. That's
Speaker 2: the worst place. That's the what's where all the worst
Speaker 2: passengers are.
Speaker 3: I would have thought maybe Victoria or New South Wales
Speaker 3: could have been because we go out the month, so
Speaker 3: would I.
Speaker 2: But no, it is New South Wales.
Speaker 3: New South Wales is number one, number one.
Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm sorry, I'm confused. It's all backwards. Do
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? If you're going to give
Speaker 2: me the top five, make sure that it's like the
Speaker 2: air conditioning story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Our air conditioning thing where it's like turn it up
Speaker 2: or turn it down? The top five and you did
Speaker 2: it earlier on today too, and you're Spotify wrapped and
Speaker 2: don't do it.
Speaker 3: No you start from five.
Speaker 2: No, yes, no, you start from the top.
Speaker 3: That's how you do radio because then the number one
Speaker 3: is the big reveal.
Speaker 2: No, and I thought that too. So what I do
Speaker 2: is I hyper correct, which is what I did with
Speaker 2: this article. And I was right. Oh no, I'm not.
Speaker 2: I'm wrong.
Speaker 3: No, New South Wales has claimed the top spot though,
Speaker 3: just for everyone listening.
Speaker 2: No they haven't. It says four point eight.
Speaker 3: Two point eighty four.
Speaker 2: But think of me, bob. Is four point seventy nine
Speaker 2: is the average writing in WA, which means.
Speaker 3: That they're worse. Yeah, so you start. I'm so confused,
Speaker 3: but just so our listeners know the best passenger Uber
Speaker 3: passengers are in New South Wales, the worst are in wa.
Speaker 2: We only want to know where the bad ones are.
Speaker 2: What a stupid article?
Speaker 3: Really quickly though, Fiona has joined us on the line
Speaker 3: high fee.
Speaker 2: The Hi guys, how are you going? What is your rating?
Speaker 2: You literally five? Chrissy? Have you only had one trip? Oh?
Speaker 3: Very funny, ha ha No.
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