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Speaker 1: I want to go tattoos with purpose, and you know what,

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Speaker 1: like I mean tattoos with purpose. This could be anyone.

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Speaker 1: And you know what, the big one that's happening at

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Speaker 1: the moment. I'm still getting messages Fitz, you've got to

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Speaker 1: get your head tattooed because you're bald. The little spots

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Speaker 2: That's it. You could say that that's a tattoo with purpose.

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Speaker 3: Yep, that's a tattoo with purpose. Absolutely.

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Speaker 1: Do you know the other the other big rise as

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Speaker 1: well at the moment is that a lot of women

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Speaker 1: are getting freckles tattooed on their face and their cheeks, Sarah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and eyebrows. A lot of people get eyebrows tattooed.

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Speaker 3: On they call love. They call that feathering. Feathering, yes,

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Speaker 3: so that they look sicker.

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Speaker 4: I blame Margo Robbie.

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Speaker 3: For Rubbi and the feathering. I don't mind the look

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Speaker 3: of the little freckles. I think that's quite good thing.

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Speaker 3: It's a bit strange though, No, I think you make

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Speaker 3: it makes you look a little bit younger and sun

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Speaker 3: kissed and fresh and Aussie.

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Speaker 1: Okay, do you remember when Cindy Crawford had the mole

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Speaker 2: And there was every woman in the world one of

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Speaker 2: that mole. I think there was stick on so you

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Speaker 5: Get an eyeliner on the cheek for that one colored.

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Speaker 1: I've got one for you. I'm going to put it

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Speaker 1: up on the screen right now. This is a fisherman.

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Speaker 1: He has got a ruler tattoo on his legs. So

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Speaker 1: every time he catches a fish, he puts the fish

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Speaker 3: It is, goes all the way up to his hip,

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Speaker 2: How long it is whether he has to throw it

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Speaker 3: I mean, he's backing himself in as a fisherman there.

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Speaker 3: But I would have thought just along the calf muscle

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Speaker 3: a nice trout at the same time. Well done, not.

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Speaker 2: A bad idea. Let's get a Christian in Camden. We're

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Speaker 2: talking about tattoos with purpose.

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Speaker 3: Christian.

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Speaker 2: What have you got?

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Speaker 6: I got myself. A conversation started I've got some Chinese

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Speaker 6: riding my.

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Speaker 3: Arm under your arm yep, on the back of my arm.

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Speaker 2: So people have to ask what does that mean?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 8: And Chinese right, written in Chinese writing.

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Speaker 1: Oh, so the word Chinese and writing written in Chinese writing.

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Speaker 2: Oh that is.

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Speaker 3: Very Harge been effective for you in the past.

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Speaker 9: Mate, there's a conversation starter.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm married.

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Speaker 8: Any further than.

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Speaker 3: When I've run out of things to talk about, I say,

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Speaker 3: I have a look under the arm Oh Christian, thanks buddy.

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Speaker 2: That is good. Brianna in Green Valley, what tattoo have

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Speaker 7: So, I'm a bartender and I have served a regular

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Speaker 3: Here no legends back, he has dead set legende. Do

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Speaker 3: you know if it's at one stage, Brianna, I love

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Speaker 3: that story. You know, recently there was people that were

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Speaker 3: them straight to YouTube to see their greatest moment. That

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Speaker 2: It was a game.

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Speaker 3: I'm sorry about that. We favorite footage.

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Speaker 2: Let's go to Beck now in bly Park. What taddy

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Speaker 2: do you have? Beck?

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Speaker 7: I have short rot on my index finger.

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Speaker 3: Sh right. I mean that's quite aggressive. I would have thought,

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Speaker 7: Well, not very well anymore, because it's on your finger

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Speaker 10: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: See, I got BJ and I got True, which was

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Speaker 3: I didn't realize.

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Speaker 1: But when you write, you actually wear away the skin,

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Speaker 3: What have you got?

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Speaker 8: I've got your name tattooed on my.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, your name.

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Speaker 3: So this was purely to pick up women.

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Speaker 8: And then the dacks would come down and here we go.

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Speaker 3: Well, Sarah sign on Society. On the flip side, I

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Speaker 3: I couldn't. And then I said I can't find it.

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Speaker 4: Was sucked in flying the flag for women everywhere, wasn't

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Speaker 2: But you did, didn't you?

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Speaker 3: I had to I oh my twenty at a time,

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Speaker 3: I didn't any further? Tom?

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Speaker 2: Would you ever think about getting my bum? Because that's

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Speaker 3: It doesn't work.

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Speaker 2: We get it.

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Speaker 3: If you can work out this one Whipper podcast, this

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Speaker 2: That's what everyone would know.

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Speaker 2: Touchdown.

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Speaker 3: He then said, yeah, I'm shocked to hear this. She

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, does it ruin relationships? What happened to me?

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Speaker 11: So yeah, up with one of my mum's friends. That

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Speaker 3: Oh this is good.

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Speaker 1: Now I can understand sometimes because funerals are emotional, you know,

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Speaker 2: You end up in a spa.

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Speaker 3: We were at the wake, were you? And then someone said, hey,

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Speaker 2: Who did you match with on Tinya? Daniel?

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Speaker 6: I was my mom's mate.

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Speaker 3: Had a bit in common? Did you? Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Because we well, me and I started Kindy and her

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Speaker 3: So that means she'd approved you.

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Speaker 2: Your mate hook up with?

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Speaker 3: Christian?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 9: Mate from school actually hooked up with one of his

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Speaker 3: Where were they Christian?

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Speaker 6: As far as I'm.

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Speaker 1: And Whipper podcast from teenage Hart Throp to global superstar

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Speaker 1: Robbie Williams has had a wild ride.

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Speaker 12: Please welcome Robbie.

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Speaker 10: Joins Fitz and Whipper.

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Speaker 2: Vertos.

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Speaker 13: Hello, Hello, sexy people. Who's the lovely lady?

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Speaker 1: Hi Robbie, Hi Sarah, This is beautiful Sarah.

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Speaker 10: Hey Sarah, good morning, Robbie.

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Speaker 3: Can you just turn your head to the side a

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Speaker 13: It's my AFL mullet. Grow a mustache for the AFL.

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Speaker 13: And I mentioned this in an interview and nobody's faces

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Speaker 13: This is what I think about the AFL, right, yep.

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Speaker 10: And also what is a gelonged?

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Speaker 13: There was all of the names that were just like, wow,

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Speaker 1: Number one sport here. We love it so much. The

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Speaker 1: suburban foota is just as good, Robbie. Where you can

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Speaker 3: Scores a goal, stay seated in your car.

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Speaker 1: I used to play for the Porta Lunga Cockle Divers.

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Speaker 1: We used to play against the no longer shoes, the

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Speaker 13: It's it's like what you've just said is completely made

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Speaker 10: And that's why I love Australia.

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Speaker 3: God Robbie. In a local town that I lived in,

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Speaker 3: it was the Portagusta pink Bits. Are you kidding?

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Speaker 10: The Port Augusta pink Bits.

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Speaker 3: Pink Bits Portagusta pink Bits.

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Speaker 10: Wow, do you know what that could have been? My biog?

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Speaker 3: I mean when we talk about big show that you've done,

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Speaker 3: one simple question. If you look at what did you do?

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Speaker 3: Three shows And I'll never forget saying it for the

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Speaker 10: No? Not really.

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Speaker 13: I think there was like more things to do, more

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Speaker 10: I just did what happens. Now it's been a slow descent,

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Speaker 3: Isn't that true though? The way they say you're going

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Speaker 3: What are we doing now?

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Speaker 10: Called paradise syndrome.

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Speaker 10: You get to the top of the mountain and go,

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Speaker 10: is this it?

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Speaker 3: See?

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Speaker 10: And I did that and that was it.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Robbie, how's the editing going with Better Man the Byepeek?

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Speaker 13: We did a lot of shooting down in Melbourne, working

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Speaker 10: Fell to at Home.

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Speaker 13: And I'm just thinking things cannot get more surrealed.

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Speaker 3: Than this weird?

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Speaker 4: Is clear any of the of the plot? I mean,

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Speaker 10: It was more the pink bits that I had to

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Speaker 10: I was more resentful. Of course I was angry, you know.

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Speaker 13: But here's the thing. I can't be the only asshole

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Speaker 13: I'm not sitting down for ninety minutes to watch me

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Speaker 3: Come on, man.

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Speaker 1: Sarah does a great entertainment breaking. A few weeks ago,

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Speaker 13: and it was like, Hi, I'm Steve. Hi, Steve, Hi,

449
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Speaker 13: I'm Barbara. Hello, Barbara, please to meet you. Nice old lady,

450
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Speaker 13: and it was Barbara Streisander and I was like, oh,

451
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Speaker 13: it turns.

452
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Speaker 10: Out she actually thought that I was a football player.

453
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Speaker 10: And then I was like, oh, no, no, no, I'm

454
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Speaker 10: a singer. And she was like that's nice.

455
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Speaker 3: What an insult there. I would have thought there'd be

456
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Speaker 3: a greater chance she'd know who you were, then you'd

457
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Speaker 3: know who she was.

458
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Speaker 13: No, no, no, no, no, she's you know she's from

459
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Speaker 13: She's from a different time, yeah place.

460
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Speaker 3: Yeah. Does that never happen with anybody else, Robbie, Not that.

461
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Speaker 10: I can think, Oh yeah.

462
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Speaker 13: There was this one time where I was I was

463
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Speaker 13: with my mom at a Osborne's.

464
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Speaker 10: Party one year's Oh here we go.

465
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Speaker 13: She'd gone to the gifting suits. The gifting suiteps are

466
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Speaker 13: a big thing. They just opened up, and I was like,

467
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Speaker 13: I don't want any free tats, but my mum loves

468
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:09,760
Speaker 13: free tat. So I go upstairs and I'm sort of

469
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Speaker 13: waiting for my mom to appear up these stairs so

470
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Speaker 13: he can leave, and my mind kind of just drifts

471
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Speaker 13: off and I'm in the back of my mind talking

472
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Speaker 13: to myself, and then this body appears walking up the

473
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Speaker 13: stairs and I'm like, oh, man man walking man, famous man,

474
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Speaker 13: oh Man, famous man, Chris Rock.

475
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Speaker 10: Oh oh oh.

476
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Speaker 13: So you're staring at Chris Rock. Now don't stare away

477
00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:39,640
Speaker 13: because you're in the famous club and if he knows you,

478
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:44,080
Speaker 13: he can't be rude. So just keep daring and play

479
00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:46,960
Speaker 13: this one out and say hello. And by the time

480
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Speaker 13: I got to that bit, Chris went, what mother like

481
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Speaker 13: that and likes he reared up with me, like I'm

482
00:21:55,960 --> 00:21:57,960
Speaker 13: daring him out and I wanted to fight.

483
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Speaker 10: I didn't. I just didn't want to appear rude.

484
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Speaker 13: But in the process not wanting to appear rude, I

485
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Speaker 13: appeared rude.

486
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Speaker 10: Cut to two months later.

487
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Speaker 13: I'm at a U two concert, right and Chris Rock

488
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Speaker 13: is there with John Cusack, and John Cusack turns around

489
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Speaker 13: to me and he waves in my direction and I'm thinking,

490
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Speaker 13: I am not in the famous He's not waving at.

491
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Speaker 10: Me, I'm not waving back.

492
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Speaker 13: So then he actually waves again, this time worriedly, and

493
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Speaker 13: I'm like, naw, mate, I know what happened last time

494
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Speaker 13: with your body.

495
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Speaker 3: No way.

496
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Speaker 13: Third time he sort of waves and then becomes despondent

497
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:40,800
Speaker 13: and gives this breathing look and turns back and I

498
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:43,840
Speaker 13: turn around to see who he was waving to, and

499
00:22:43,880 --> 00:22:50,000
Speaker 13: he was actually waving with me, and I ignored John Cusack. Yeah,

500
00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:53,520
Speaker 13: I just wronged myself in front of Chris Rock and

501
00:22:53,600 --> 00:22:57,000
Speaker 13: John Cusack. So a message to John Cusack, I'm really

502
00:22:57,040 --> 00:22:57,960
Speaker 13: really sorry, love you.

503
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Speaker 3: That is hilarious. What are you steering for? Brilliant? Oh,

504
00:23:03,040 --> 00:23:05,600
Speaker 3: Robbie Williams. We absolutely adore you.

505
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Speaker 1: The brand new album twenty five it is out now, mate,

506
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Speaker 1: It's so good to see you.

507
00:23:10,359 --> 00:23:10,800
Speaker 3: We love you.

508
00:23:10,920 --> 00:23:13,880
Speaker 1: Robbie better Man's coming out as well. We appreciate all

509
00:23:13,920 --> 00:23:15,720
Speaker 1: the time that we get with you on the show mate.

510
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Speaker 10: Thank you, God, bless you all, and thank you very much.

511
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Speaker 10: You're listening to the Fits and Whippo podcast, Chris.

512
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Speaker 3: This bloke has gone on to tell a story and

513
00:23:23,640 --> 00:23:26,920
Speaker 3: he hasn't actually expressed why he did it, and she's

514
00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,600
Speaker 3: left wondering. It was a beautiful, beautiful moment when he

515
00:23:29,640 --> 00:23:31,959
Speaker 3: got down on one knee and put a ring on

516
00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,520
Speaker 3: her beautiful finger. She cried, telling him, yes, yes, yes,

517
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Speaker 3: I will marry you.

518
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:38,880
Speaker 1: It's a good sign when they cry, isn't it? Yeah,

519
00:23:39,560 --> 00:23:42,240
Speaker 1: I find it hard when women don't cry.

520
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Speaker 4: Why is that this?

521
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Speaker 2: You should, Sarah.

522
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Speaker 1: It's one of the biggest moments of your life, and

523
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Speaker 1: I thought it would be emotional. And if you can

524
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Speaker 1: surprise someone when you see proposals and women don't cry,

525
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Speaker 1: I'm a bit like I don't think she's into.

526
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Speaker 3: Him, as I didn't QUI either time. Oh that's because

527
00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:04,440
Speaker 3: you had gastro on the first one. But you're in bed,

528
00:24:04,520 --> 00:24:06,280
Speaker 3: You've just spent half an hour on the bowl. Different

529
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Speaker 3: tears out.

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Speaker 1: There isn't hard of the second time because you've already

531
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Speaker 1: done it once.

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Speaker 4: Well, we had two kids and I was sitting in

533
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Speaker 4: a restaurant just thinking. And he wouldn't get down on

534
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Speaker 4: one knee the second time. He said he had a

535
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Speaker 4: bad back. So I wasn't going to cry at in

536
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Speaker 4: that moment.

537
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Speaker 3: No, I mean, it's beautiful what happened here. She thought

538
00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:24,840
Speaker 3: that she was in with a chance, so she wore

539
00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 3: a stunning black dress that says she nervously waited for

540
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Speaker 3: the moment, and he got down on one knee, and

541
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Speaker 3: then he held my arms and asked me that magical

542
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Speaker 3: question that I had been waiting for, Will you marry? Me,

543
00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:40,760
Speaker 3: and you know what, Ranolf told the friends everybody. The

544
00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:43,280
Speaker 3: phone just went wild because he told everyone he was

545
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Speaker 3: going to do it. So it was did he get

546
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Speaker 3: a yes? Mate? Did he get a yes? I remember

547
00:24:47,440 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 3: calling my mum and dad and Dad said, did she

548
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Speaker 3: say yes? Give me a break?

549
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:53,960
Speaker 2: Christine would have cried her eyes.

550
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Speaker 3: Christine would have had a tear. The bloke from the

551
00:24:56,920 --> 00:24:59,119
Speaker 3: hotel came up and took a photo, which was great.

552
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Speaker 3: He didn't know what was going on.

553
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Speaker 1: Christin would have been thinking about straight away, what am

554
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:03,760
Speaker 1: I going to weir at that wedding?

555
00:25:03,960 --> 00:25:05,880
Speaker 3: Oh my god, how much cleavage will I have? About

556
00:25:05,880 --> 00:25:07,199
Speaker 3: ten centimeters? What am I going to go?

557
00:25:07,680 --> 00:25:09,240
Speaker 2: And I did point that out as.

558
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:15,679
Speaker 3: That my mother had smashing cleavage. What was weird was

559
00:25:16,000 --> 00:25:19,520
Speaker 3: it then turned out that she'd been celebrating with her

560
00:25:19,640 --> 00:25:22,440
Speaker 3: friends because when she said, how did your family take

561
00:25:22,480 --> 00:25:26,360
Speaker 3: the news, he then said, I haven't told them yet.

562
00:25:27,119 --> 00:25:29,560
Speaker 3: Her side of the family and friends are celebrating. He

563
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,720
Speaker 3: told a couple of mates, but kept it separate from

564
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Speaker 3: his family. She said, why haven't you told the family?

565
00:25:35,920 --> 00:25:39,120
Speaker 3: He said, because I'm not sure I've made the right decision. Ah,

566
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Speaker 3: that's a bit proposal over so look, this is what

567
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Speaker 3: I'm saying.

568
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Speaker 2: He's gone to a couple of friends and they've gone mates.

569
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Speaker 2: She is not the right one for you.

570
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Speaker 1: He's actually thought about it. He slept, I not woke

571
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Speaker 1: up in the morning and said this is not right.

572
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Speaker 3: I reckon. Someone pulled him aside.

573
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Speaker 2: Well, it's happened.

574
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Speaker 3: You just put a ring on a turkey speed.

575
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Speaker 2: I know him, mate. How's this for last minute, Sarah?

576
00:26:03,160 --> 00:26:03,960
Speaker 2: But I know a mate.

577
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Speaker 1: The night before the wedding, and you know how the

578
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:10,000
Speaker 1: guys get together, the groomsmen get together. You have a

579
00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:12,840
Speaker 1: couple of bees. You remember the old times. Hey, but

580
00:26:12,880 --> 00:26:16,359
Speaker 1: everyone's got to get some sleep. Big day tomorrow. And

581
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:19,199
Speaker 1: then there was a conversation going on saying do we

582
00:26:19,240 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 1: pull him aside and say, mate, you can still get

583
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Speaker 1: out of there.

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Speaker 3: Nice he come over here for a tea, grab a

585
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Speaker 3: suit mate.

586
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Speaker 4: It is way too late as a friend to speak

587
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Speaker 4: up at that moment.

588
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 3: I told you. I told you a story about a

589
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:33,080
Speaker 3: phone call we got on this radio show one time,

590
00:26:33,400 --> 00:26:36,080
Speaker 3: and it was somebody saying that he was getting married

591
00:26:36,119 --> 00:26:39,560
Speaker 3: the next day. They were playing golf the next morning,

592
00:26:39,640 --> 00:26:42,080
Speaker 3: him and his best mate, and the mate said to him,

593
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Speaker 3: you just don't look yourself And he said, maybe I'm

594
00:26:44,240 --> 00:26:47,640
Speaker 3: a little bit nervous. The mate said, wait here, I'll

595
00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,320
Speaker 3: be back in a tick. He went and got two

596
00:26:49,400 --> 00:26:52,040
Speaker 3: tickets to Bali. He said, do you want to fly

597
00:26:52,160 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 3: with me today we'll nick off great romance? Or do

598
00:26:54,600 --> 00:26:56,520
Speaker 3: you want to go and get married tomorrow?

599
00:26:56,640 --> 00:26:58,120
Speaker 2: Or do you want to go get a henna tattoo?

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Speaker 3: Yeah? He went by, He went to Bali and that's

601
00:27:02,400 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 3: how it was done. But how have you gone out

602
00:27:04,720 --> 00:27:07,200
Speaker 3: with someone for so long and the research you've done

603
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 3: into the rings that you might like and what you

604
00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,479
Speaker 3: want to do, you've booked to this moment.

605
00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 4: No, it's very different, very different when you suddenly think, go,

606
00:27:14,280 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 4: oh my god, we actually are and get like the

607
00:27:15,880 --> 00:27:18,160
Speaker 4: reality of that moment might.

608
00:27:18,480 --> 00:27:20,399
Speaker 2: Tash has given us a good How far before the

609
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 2: wedding did you have to call it off? Tash?

610
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:26,080
Speaker 5: A month before? So I went on a work trip

611
00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:30,000
Speaker 5: with a girl group of girls, and I came back

612
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:33,480
Speaker 5: to my fiance in bed with another woman pretending that

613
00:27:33,600 --> 00:27:36,080
Speaker 5: my house was hers and my daughter was hers.

614
00:27:36,480 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 3: Oh what are you talking about?

615
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:40,920
Speaker 2: He set that up to her to say this is

616
00:27:40,960 --> 00:27:41,560
Speaker 2: all yours.

617
00:27:42,359 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, So my fiance, I was in bed and saying

618
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:49,360
Speaker 5: that my house and my daughter was all hers, and

619
00:27:49,400 --> 00:27:52,280
Speaker 5: that I basically came back to walk into that a

620
00:27:52,320 --> 00:27:53,879
Speaker 5: month before women to get married.

621
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Speaker 3: Oh my god, and you had no indication.

622
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:57,480
Speaker 6: Before that clue.

623
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Speaker 5: I was meant to get picked up from the airport,

624
00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:01,359
Speaker 5: and I thought it was a little bit sketchy that

625
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:04,160
Speaker 5: I had to catch an uber home and I came

626
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 5: into someone else in my bed.

627
00:28:06,160 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 2: I was the girl's trip, though, Tash. Was it a

628
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:08,120
Speaker 2: good one?

629
00:28:08,160 --> 00:28:10,440
Speaker 5: Though? Yeah, the girl's trip was good. But that made

630
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:10,840
Speaker 5: up for.

631
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Speaker 3: It, Tash. Were they in the middle of anything when

632
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:16,520
Speaker 3: you walked in, Yes, get an uber home. I'm after

633
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Speaker 3: the bedroom and say hi when you're in the VISI

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