Speaker 1: Is the Chrissy's One show. Let's go clicking.
Speaker 2: Chrissy's clique face.
Speaker 1: I would scrow. You know. One of my favorite pastimes
Speaker 1: is just looking at the streamers and deciding what I
Speaker 1: would watch if I had any time. Yeah, that's the
Speaker 1: best I can do. I can do ten minutes where
Speaker 1: I go. If I had time, I would watch that.
Speaker 2: If only. But you never get to watch it?
Speaker 1: Can I tell you? There's like a new Nicole Kidman
Speaker 1: release every seven minutes.
Speaker 2: And I'm so here for it. I stand Nicole Kidman.
Speaker 1: How did she? I think there's a conspiracy going on here.
Speaker 1: I think there might be four of her you reckon? Well,
Speaker 1: because there's always how does she have time to record
Speaker 1: to film them all?
Speaker 2: Well, she just leaves Keithy at home with the kids
Speaker 2: and she's on set every other day.
Speaker 1: Keithy's touring.
Speaker 2: Well, the kids do with some good nannies.
Speaker 1: They are. Now she's fifty seven. I didn't realize that.
Speaker 1: And I know that because the headline first two words
Speaker 1: in Nicole Covenan, then it says fifty seven. Yes she has.
Speaker 1: She's doing a little bit of press for her erotic
Speaker 1: drama Baby Girl. We spoke about it when we first
Speaker 1: saw the trailer. It looks good.
Speaker 2: It's not out for a little while, though, given how
Speaker 2: much press there has been, I think we have to
Speaker 2: wait until like Boxing day or something.
Speaker 1: Really. Yeah, there's a lot of talk. I feel like
Speaker 1: we started talking about it because it was featured at
Speaker 1: a film festival recently.
Speaker 2: Maybe as it can Yeah, yes, it was.
Speaker 1: Anyway, it's coming and it's not the only one. Apparently
Speaker 1: she had to take many breaks in filming because she
Speaker 1: was tired of constantly feeling the feelings but associated.
Speaker 2: The Big O. Yes, when she says that that she
Speaker 2: had to take these breaks because she was sick of
Speaker 2: feeling the Big O, did she mean does she mean
Speaker 2: acting the O or actually experiencing the O? Because Keifee
Speaker 2: would not be happy if it was the latter.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't know. I'm assuming that it was the latter,
Speaker 1: is it.
Speaker 2: I guess if you're like thrusting and grinding up on
Speaker 2: someone the whole time during scenes, it could bring you
Speaker 2: to that.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't believe it. I don't believe her.
Speaker 2: I mean, she looks quite into it, there, doesn't she
Speaker 2: That looks like the cover of an OnlyFans video.
Speaker 1: I just what a show off. If that's the case
Speaker 1: on your Nicole, I don't think that's possible. I really
Speaker 1: don't think it's possible.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but you're dead from the waist down, remember, Oh.
Speaker 1: No, but it doesn't.
Speaker 2: You know, people can go again anyway. Our boss definitely
Speaker 2: just stood up there and looked at our other boss.
Speaker 1: No, but it takes time.
Speaker 2: I know. But maybe if he's really hot. Anyway, I
Speaker 2: can't wait to see this film. And Nicole, you keep
Speaker 2: making those movies and TV shows. Babe, stop lying why
Speaker 2: I love her? You know I love her.
Speaker 1: No, Nicole stopped lying. That did not happen.
Speaker 2: I reckon it did.
Speaker 1: No, I did not. Let's move on to break up etiquette.
Speaker 1: So Zach Bryan just sin's recently been in Australia. Everybody
Speaker 1: loves him. Country is the new Wrath, etc. Yes, broke
Speaker 1: up with his girlfriend who has one of the greatest
Speaker 1: names of all time sing it Jack.
Speaker 2: Brianna Chicken Fry, Lapalia chicken Fry. Yeah, is that happened?
Speaker 1: Actually on her birth certificate.
Speaker 2: No, she got that name. She's an Internet personality. She's
Speaker 2: a part of that barstool crew over in the States
Speaker 2: that it's like they do podcasts. They're like a broadcast company.
Speaker 2: But I don't know where chicken fry comes from. Thirteen,
Speaker 2: twenty fourteen. If you know why Zach Bryan's ex is
Speaker 2: called Brianna chicken fry, my.
Speaker 1: Guess is that she's got a country dad and he
Speaker 1: called her a chicken fry. Okay, Anyway, they broke up.
Speaker 1: Sad news.
Speaker 2: I did see Zack announced that on his instant story.
Speaker 1: This is her problem. She didn't know that he was
Speaker 1: going to announce it to the world, and she's upset
Speaker 1: and she's released this statement.
Speaker 3: I just woke up to Zach posting on his Instagram
Speaker 3: that we broke up. I had no idea that post
Speaker 3: was going up. He didn't text me, didn't call me.
Speaker 3: I just woke up to a bunch of text being like,
Speaker 3: are you okay? I've been crying for like five days street.
Speaker 1: Okay, what's your take on it?
Speaker 2: If she's been crying for five days straight, that makes
Speaker 2: me think he broke up with her five days ago. Yes,
Speaker 2: I think it's okay for him to put out a
Speaker 2: statement before it gets leaked, because it would have it
Speaker 2: would inevitably get leaked. I think after five days that's
Speaker 2: a fair game. I'm with Zach, what do you think.
Speaker 1: I think that's too soon.
Speaker 2: Five days. But when you're a star, and if you want,
Speaker 2: if you want to have the first word, it's no
Speaker 2: one's business.
Speaker 1: That is too soon. How long have I been going out?
Speaker 2: Since twenty twenty three?
Speaker 1: I think no, that is that is too soon. Suck
Speaker 1: it up, Brown, And now the reason the reason he's
Speaker 1: done that, you know the reason he's done that because
Speaker 1: he's got someone in the and they're going un bless
Speaker 1: you make it purplet So you were not with Chicken fire. Moh,
Speaker 1: you're not getting access the Chrissy Swan Show. The Chrissy
Speaker 1: Swan Show. We're nearly out of here, but before we go,
Speaker 1: we were talking earlier about dating shows off the back
Speaker 1: of a new movie it's out called Woman of the Hour,
Speaker 1: set in the seventies. The person that she chooses turned
Speaker 1: out to be a serial killer, and we asked, have
Speaker 1: you ever been on a dating show? CJ's given us
Speaker 1: a buzz high, CJ.
Speaker 4: Hi there, how are you good?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: What year was this?
Speaker 2: Look?
Speaker 4: It was towards the end of the nineties, maybe early
Speaker 4: two thousand oh.
Speaker 1: There was a reboot of perfect match with Shelley Kraft.
Speaker 4: That's the one, and Agro was Dexter.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's right, the great Jamie Dunn. So
Speaker 1: you went on that I did.
Speaker 4: I was a contestant.
Speaker 1: Did you Were you the chooser or the choose ee?
Speaker 4: I was? I was the choose ee, I was one
Speaker 4: of three and I was I was contestant number two
Speaker 4: and I slushed myself on national television, was very successful
Speaker 4: and went ToJ on a holiday.
Speaker 1: Wow? Wow, Now was it like it was in the
Speaker 1: eighties where you turned up unsupervised to a hotel and
Speaker 1: had a holiday with a total stranger? Correct believe that
Speaker 1: happened CJ.
Speaker 4: I can't, and neither did my parents at the time.
Speaker 4: They were very horrified. But it was basically you had
Speaker 4: to pack was filmed in Sydney. You had to pack
Speaker 4: as though either you were doing the filming and coming
Speaker 4: home or filming and potentially going on a holiday because
Speaker 4: you left the next day.
Speaker 2: You didn't even get to go home and like compose
Speaker 2: your thoughts.
Speaker 4: No, it didn't have time to get a wax. Didn't
Speaker 4: have time.
Speaker 1: Well did you need a wax in the ends?
Speaker 4: Well, well yeah, maybe could have should have, but he
Speaker 4: was a bit of a loser. But that's okay, that's
Speaker 4: what Judy free alcohol for CJ.
Speaker 2: We're going to send you a two hundred dollars Frank
Speaker 2: Green gift packed with that story. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2: That's amazing, amazing, Thank you so much. Chrissy's click.
Speaker 1: It's not often that I say I completely relate to
Speaker 1: Kim Kardashian. But there is something going on in her
Speaker 1: house that goes on in my house. And I'm not
Speaker 1: talking about an obsession with rabbits.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: She's received a present from Northwest, her eldest daughter.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because Kim just celebrated her forty fourth birthday.
Speaker 1: She sure did. Now, I didn't know. Northwest is the
Speaker 1: same age as Peck explains the attitude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: She was given a necklace chosen for her by her
Speaker 1: daughter and engraved on the necklace it says skibbety toilet.
Speaker 1: Okay in north got me this diamond that says skivity toilet.
Speaker 3: Wow, Lord, yes, you love skivity toilet?
Speaker 1: Can I say that? In my house every four minutes
Speaker 1: there is a mention of skibbity toilet or skibberty something.
Speaker 1: The other day we were talking about urban myths. I
Speaker 1: was driving, Peg was in the passenger seat and Kit
Speaker 1: was in the back, and Peg told me a story,
Speaker 1: you know, it's one of those ones that have been
Speaker 1: around for one hundred years, and it was and I said,
Speaker 1: I think that might be an urban myth. I've heard
Speaker 1: this one. So I was explaining what ern urban myth was. Anyway,
Speaker 1: She's like, oh cool from the back because skibbity toilet
Speaker 1: is how me and Kit specifically took to each other
Speaker 1: all the time.
Speaker 2: It doesn't actually mean anything though, it's just from that
Speaker 2: web series, right.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it means whatever you want, okay, and hi.
Speaker 1: And then I was talking about urban myths, and then
Speaker 1: from the back seat, I just hear skibbitity myth. And
Speaker 1: I don't know why. It was so funny. It was
Speaker 1: so much funnier than any of the other ones that
Speaker 1: we've put with skibbety. We still laugh about it. I
Speaker 1: got a text message last night from his bed as
Speaker 1: he was going to bed, going good night mom, skibbity myth.
Speaker 2: It's a funny word. Gibberty is a funny word. I
Speaker 2: get it. Toilet also, like I would love to know
Speaker 2: how North goes about buying a gift for Kim for
Speaker 2: her birthday, because apparently that diamond necklace is worth twenty grands.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 2: Does she go to Kanye and say, Dad, I need
Speaker 2: the amex to buy mama like a birthday president? Or
Speaker 2: does she go to Chris and Cristal Chloe Or does
Speaker 2: she go to a PA like I'd love to know
Speaker 2: the dynamic of that.
Speaker 1: She goes to the same place that you go to
Speaker 1: fe your suits for Spring Racing Carnival.
Speaker 2: She gets it all for free free here.
Speaker 1: Okay, of course, imagine all you'd have to do is
Speaker 1: say hello, my name's Northwest. I want a necklace. How
Speaker 1: much is it going to cost me? The answer is nothing? Yeah, true, true,
Speaker 1: absolutely nothing. All right, let's move on to Kylie Minogue.
Speaker 1: She is doing the rounds internationally, sprooken and selling tickets
Speaker 1: for her world tour. She recently appeared on Kelly Quatson
Speaker 1: and Talk went to her very own rose label.
Speaker 3: Is it true that you started a wine company? Because
Speaker 3: I thought we should maybe test it out?
Speaker 2: I do. Have you been on the line?
Speaker 1: What a friendly, jovialicon. She turned out to be the producer,
Speaker 1: spilled the wine all over her and was clearly nervous.
Speaker 2: And that poor gay about to walk up to an
Speaker 2: icon to pour her wine and then spills it.
Speaker 1: Spilling the wine on Kylie is the equivalent of a
Speaker 1: dog wedding itself. It's so excited to see you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the same thing, absolutely, And also Kylie would
Speaker 2: love that in that as well. Kylie. I watched that interview.
Speaker 2: She was talking about how kids are discovering locomotion now, yeah,
Speaker 2: and they're like, what's this new song?
Speaker 3: Mum?
Speaker 2: It's like, kid, it's been around for thirty years.
Speaker 1: It was no, it was old when Kylie did it?
Speaker 2: Was it?
Speaker 1: It's a song from the fifties. I didn't even know.
Speaker 2: That, yes, And it made me think we should suggest
Speaker 2: a song each to new Kylie fans that they should
Speaker 2: go and listen to. Mine would be your disco needs use.
Speaker 1: Magical. Look, I'm going to go back to my favorite
Speaker 1: kind of song of all time. Not everybody knows it,
Speaker 1: but they should. It wouldn't change a thing.
Speaker 2: It just puts you in a good mood.
Speaker 1: It's pure stockache and a waterman, and I love it.
Speaker 1: I love it for that reason.
Speaker 2: Hey, you know who else puts you in a good mood?
Speaker 2: Ricky Lead, Tim and Joel. They are up next. We'll
Speaker 2: see you tomorrow.
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