Speaker 1: We got get every day adelaide.
Speaker 2: Bit of a wing alert here. I'm sorry, it has
Speaker 2: to be done. Let's talk stupid rules, can we? Andrew Hayes, Sure,
Speaker 2: So I'm no longer a parent in charge of my
Speaker 2: own faculties. I am merely a sport slash mum slash
Speaker 2: taxi driver. Because the weekend just gone. I did nothing
Speaker 2: but watch sport. So by midday Saturday, I'm not kidding,
Speaker 2: I'd watch two games in netball and done four separate
Speaker 2: dance drop offs, and then I had to go to
Speaker 2: Elizabeth to watch my only son play footy.
Speaker 1: Man, that sounds like hell, except for going to Elizabeth
Speaker 1: to watch football. Kidding, Maybe just rearrange that order.
Speaker 2: And then Sunday two words still instill fear for all parents.
Speaker 3: Netball Carnival.
Speaker 1: Carnival is like just a big ensemble of netbor doesn't stop.
Speaker 2: It doesn't stop. Eight point fifteen am. We had to
Speaker 2: be in the Hills, which is forty minutes away. So
Speaker 2: that was five more games in one day, five games
Speaker 2: on my Sunday. And and can I just as a
Speaker 2: side note to the person who made netball or who
Speaker 2: is in charge of netball, can these poor girls start
Speaker 2: wearing legans and long sleeves.
Speaker 3: It was six degrees.
Speaker 2: And they were freezing, and we forced these young girls
Speaker 2: to wear the thinnest little dresses so they can run
Speaker 2: around bike shorts and honestly, they were so cold hazy.
Speaker 1: Could you wear legans if you're not loudly?
Speaker 3: It's against the rules, that seems.
Speaker 2: So we're knee deep in this network carnival, and I
Speaker 2: strongly suspect that I and all the other parents were
Speaker 2: hoping that they'd lose and not make finals so we
Speaker 2: could all go home watch the port game in front
Speaker 2: of the fire.
Speaker 3: That is one hundred percent where we're all at anyway.
Speaker 2: So we're into a game like seven hundred and fifty,
Speaker 2: and I was sitting on the freezing concrete with Sid
Speaker 2: the dog, the toy kavoodle on my lap.
Speaker 1: It's a menace at the best, not a menace hitting.
Speaker 1: It weighs about four hundred grams and does this little
Speaker 1: thing which we think is a bark. It's the most
Speaker 1: non threatening dog that's ever been assembled.
Speaker 2: So she's on her leage. She's definitely not barking. She's
Speaker 2: just trying to keep warm in her little pink barbie
Speaker 2: Pj's Herjason.
Speaker 1: This is what.
Speaker 3: Take And I hear this excuse.
Speaker 2: Me from behind the fence. You can't have that dog
Speaker 2: on the court. You're gonna have to move from one
Speaker 2: of the people from the netball association. And I thought
Speaker 2: I recognized her as a friend who was taking the
Speaker 2: PI double five out of me, and I started laughing,
Speaker 2: and then I realized I didn't know her, and this
Speaker 2: woman was one hundred percent series. Move with your dog
Speaker 2: off the court.
Speaker 3: Okay, cool.
Speaker 2: So you want us parents here for eight hours. You
Speaker 2: want us to support your netball association, buy your sausages
Speaker 2: in bread, But you're making me move a meter and
Speaker 2: a half behind a fence because of my non barking dog.
Speaker 3: Are you joking? Excuse me?
Speaker 2: Dog lover in the newsroom, Can you back me up here?
Speaker 2: Sid is beautiful. You have house sit for us and
Speaker 2: looked after Sid.
Speaker 4: Sid's gorgeous apart from the constant toilets, Oh yeah, she stops.
Speaker 5: Apart from that. Yes, she's gorgeous. She's lovely. You wouldn't
Speaker 5: hear a peep of her. I don't think I heard
Speaker 5: her bark once.
Speaker 3: Needy, Sorry, didn't she murder a barbie doll. Remember that
Speaker 3: she tore that Barbie limpit.
Speaker 5: Oh it was yeah. I walked in. I thought far out,
Speaker 5: what has gone on in here?
Speaker 3: Yeah, there's been another victim. Actually, by the way, oh
Speaker 3: really there's another legless bath.
Speaker 1: There is some evil evilness.
Speaker 3: Amongst them, there's not.
Speaker 2: Can I put a photo of Sid on my socials
Speaker 2: or on the socials here?
Speaker 1: No, we believe you absent. No, definitely on a careful
Speaker 1: whatever you want to do on your socials, absolutely go
Speaker 1: for it.
Speaker 4: I don't understand though, because Tank Andry, like if I
Speaker 4: took them to an evil game, they would bark at
Speaker 4: everything that moves their bark at the ball, they'd run
Speaker 4: onto the court like they yes, kick them out. I
Speaker 4: just you know, leave them, someone take them please? Sid
Speaker 4: very quiet, sits in your jacket, wouldn't even know.
Speaker 3: She was there.
Speaker 2: But also the fact that they want parents there for
Speaker 2: eight hours, but you have to leave your dog at home,
Speaker 2: so poor Sid would be inside the.
Speaker 3: House by herself.
Speaker 1: A lot of dogs go through that, though, don't they.
Speaker 4: I left mine for fifteen hours on Saturday, so.
Speaker 2: You can go on gym, but a wasted time. You
Speaker 2: could have left after seven minutes he was done.
Speaker 1: I should have thought about it twenty four ten. You're stupid,
Speaker 1: stupid girls things like this and would you believe it?
Speaker 1: At first call is Maddie. Good morning to you, Maddie.
Speaker 1: Were you at this game?
Speaker 6: I was at the carnival, but oly enough to see
Speaker 6: Jody or her dog, but her dog down delightful.
Speaker 2: Thank you so much, Maddie. What was your experience of this,
Speaker 2: said carnival in the Hills on the weekend.
Speaker 6: Well, I kindly offered to score the whole games and
Speaker 6: so let other parents off the hook. And I made
Speaker 6: a well I didn't actually make a mistake, but I've
Speaker 6: got accused by the other team from making a mistake
Speaker 6: because I didn't mark off one of their goals. And
Speaker 6: obviously we won twenty five eighteen and I had to
Speaker 6: score the twenty five seventeen. But that's, I know, awful,
Speaker 6: and I was like, that's fine. I said, I'll just
Speaker 6: give you the goal, not a problem. Next time we
Speaker 6: had to play them in the semi finals. Yeah, and
Speaker 6: the one of the mums come charging over the watch
Speaker 6: her downe my next work because she's just like, okay,
Speaker 6: I'll get someone else to score. Anyway, we smashed them,
Speaker 6: and I'll wave them off the court bye bye, like
Speaker 6: hang on a if I really just wanted to beat
Speaker 6: it by one goal. But fortunately, don't be so rude.
Speaker 7: I know.
Speaker 2: And also, Maddie, you're a parent out there trying to
Speaker 2: do it for your kids because they love the game,
Speaker 2: and like, just a little bit of respect, I reckon
Speaker 2: goes a long way when you're volunteering to help out.
Speaker 6: It certainly does.
Speaker 8: But there you go.
Speaker 6: I'll be primate care and next time.
Speaker 1: Also, the community in such disarray the moment why post
Speaker 1: Giant's lightning a couple of weeks back.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, the ensemble not something we want to bring.
Speaker 1: Up drawn scores at the end of the game. So
Speaker 1: you can imagine why people are so fierce on that.
Speaker 2: Oh that's why they're so fierce on the scoring at
Speaker 2: the moment, because, let's be honest, the umpires left, the
Speaker 2: team's left, and then they all had to come back
Speaker 2: and play over time.
Speaker 1: That's not what anyone wants, let's be honest. In twenty
Speaker 1: four ten, some of the stupid rules just in general,
Speaker 1: but some of these sort of community especially junior sporting events, yeah,
Speaker 1: boggle the mind, don't they.
Speaker 3: My other daughter did say to me. It's very clearly
Speaker 3: written on the wall over there.
Speaker 1: Mum, okay on, so you there's probably a little bit
Speaker 1: of ownershit your way, just a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'm I swear to god it said in
Speaker 2: brackets no dogs except for beautiful seed.
Speaker 1: Did not say that.
Speaker 3: I did say that it.
Speaker 1: Was wearing a bright pink jacket as well. Just becomes
Speaker 1: a target, doesn't it. Hey, let's go to.
Speaker 8: Sean good morning, go for it.
Speaker 3: Sean stupid rules.
Speaker 8: Well, first of all, I'm going to start off with
Speaker 8: the one that he has as bit do I reckon?
Speaker 8: But once people get power strong, right, throw their authority
Speaker 8: around Eli.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they get a little taste Sewan, don't they.
Speaker 8: Oh yeah?
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 8: Basically, I was in the city and I parked in
Speaker 8: a parking space that it was, you know, am until
Speaker 8: six pm, and I was there at you know, five
Speaker 8: twenty seven or something like that, and it was a
Speaker 8: half an hour park and I got a ticket because
Speaker 8: I was still there three minutes before the cutoff time.
Speaker 1: My see, I've always been in a spot like this,
Speaker 1: I've been There's no point going after parking inspectors because
Speaker 1: they're just doing their job and I've always said exactly.
Speaker 1: I've always said, do you know what, just do the
Speaker 1: right thing, and they're not in the situation like that,
Speaker 1: but that almost sounds personal.
Speaker 8: Yeah, It's kind of like they could have just been like,
Speaker 8: oh you know.
Speaker 3: What, it's three yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, well.
Speaker 8: Like that, waiting around the corner, like we're going to
Speaker 8: get them.
Speaker 1: I'm telling you right now. They hiding the cracks. They're everywhere.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, can I very controversially say I had one the
Speaker 2: other day, let me off one that by she had
Speaker 2: every bite because I was in a clear way and
Speaker 2: she had every right to ping me four hundred odd dollars. Wow,
Speaker 2: absolutely yeah, And I she saw I was having a
Speaker 2: very bad day, and she saw that that I was
Speaker 2: about to burst into tears, and she was like, she
Speaker 2: was lovely about it.
Speaker 3: Please don't do it again. I'm like, no, absolutely not, Suan.
Speaker 1: How much was yours worth, by the way, eighty dollars?
Speaker 8: I think it was. It wasn't It wasn't much. It's
Speaker 8: just annoying though you don't like, yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ruined you that.
Speaker 2: It's been a bit of like common sense in that situation.
Speaker 2: Let's got to Shari, stupid RUCHERI.
Speaker 9: Hi, yeah, I've got a really unusual one again, another
Speaker 9: power trip, I think from an assistant at a Bunning store.
Speaker 9: I've been in there a moving house. I'd been in
Speaker 9: there and I'd purchased some of their boxes, the moving
Speaker 9: boxes that are quite expensive, and I thought, you know what,
Speaker 9: on the way out, there's got that box rack where
Speaker 9: you can grab them and help yourself to some free boxes.
Speaker 9: And I thought, yeah, I'm going to grab a few
Speaker 9: extras because I needed more. Yep, and I had about
Speaker 9: five or six on there, and the lady has stopped
Speaker 9: me and she goes, hang on, no, you can only
Speaker 9: take three.
Speaker 6: We are not anymore and three. And I was like,
Speaker 6: are you serious?
Speaker 9: I said, I just like spent as then amount on
Speaker 9: your boxes from your shop and I'm just wanting a
Speaker 9: few extras. And she's like, no, three is the limit.
Speaker 9: We are sure there is not enough, you know, we
Speaker 9: need to make sure there's enough for everybody. And this
Speaker 9: thing was chockers of boxes, and I was like, I use,
Speaker 9: I'm like, okay, no worries. I had to take the
Speaker 9: boxes off of my trolley and put them back through
Speaker 9: the awkward wires, but just it's navigation things to get
Speaker 9: them out, let alone put them back. Yeah, yeah, left
Speaker 9: with my three boxes and all the others that I
Speaker 9: paid for and thought, well, that's yeah, definitely a new
Speaker 9: rule that I've never know she knew about.
Speaker 2: Is most definitely not making the ads, is she.
Speaker 9: That's right, she's not one of them.
Speaker 2: Lowest prices are just the beginning. Indeed, let's go to yes, Hello,
Speaker 2: how are you good?
Speaker 3: Thanking you? Stupid rule, go for.
Speaker 10: It, my son. Soccer. We're not allowed to stand on
Speaker 10: the sidelines. We have to stand behind the sence, which
Speaker 10: is like two steps different. Why they our soccer club
Speaker 10: just says no nobody except for coaches on the field.
Speaker 10: But when we go to any other soccer game at
Speaker 10: any other fields, grow.
Speaker 1: Out to the coach. The coach can cruise up and
Speaker 1: down sideline. What does you think's bloody? Pep guardio.
Speaker 10: So silly?
Speaker 3: Oh that does sound silly, Jess, Thank you so much.
Speaker 3: You're waking up.
Speaker 7: To Adelaide.
Speaker 8: Breaking news.
Speaker 3: What's the news today?
Speaker 2: Smoothe news information can be very overwhelming, especially first thing
Speaker 2: on a Monday morning, if you're just heading home from
Speaker 2: the gym or yeah, getting your kids organized. Let's break
Speaker 2: it down for you with the help of news reader Abby.
Speaker 2: These are the top stories from the past twelve to
Speaker 2: twenty four hours.
Speaker 4: Good morning, So we're talking about whales this morning because
Speaker 4: it's officially whales season, so usually this usually the season
Speaker 4: starts in May and goes through to October. They have
Speaker 4: been seen as early as April this year though, but
Speaker 4: basically humpback whales have been spotted off the coast. They
Speaker 4: sort of down south to Harbor, Sleaford Bay, the Bite
Speaker 4: at Nullibre and Fowler's Bay Conservation Park. They're some of
Speaker 4: the recommended advantage points that you can see the whales.
Speaker 5: But you know, we love.
Speaker 4: Winter for this. Drive down, set up a picnic and
Speaker 4: go and watch the whales pass.
Speaker 1: One of those iconic things that if you saw it
Speaker 1: and you got a good glimpse of a whale, like
Speaker 1: one of those things that you probably gonna remember the
Speaker 1: rest of your line.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never seen a whale in the flesh, haven't you.
Speaker 1: I've never met a while.
Speaker 3: They are so majestic. Yeah, yeah, I like it.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I just imagine you see those videos where people are
Speaker 1: kayaking and stuff and they come that close with the whale. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and just see expressions in their reactions.
Speaker 4: I met one once, a really nice guy, wants to
Speaker 4: be a lawyer. Actually, I wonder how he's going.
Speaker 1: And then he was beached beach broke.
Speaker 5: What have you got for us?
Speaker 8: Joke?
Speaker 2: Well, there's a really disturbing video that has emerged of
Speaker 2: Diddy back in I Reckon twenty fifteen, twenty sixteen Basic.
Speaker 3: It's CCTV of the.
Speaker 2: Hallway of an apartment block or a hotel anyway. He
Speaker 2: comes running out and with his towel around his waist
Speaker 2: and he beats his then girlfriend Cassie, and it's so
Speaker 2: confronting and so awful. He's since come out and said,
Speaker 2: you know, there's no excuses for it, but I've got
Speaker 2: mental health issues and all that sort of stuff, and
Speaker 2: I've been to rehab blah blah blah, but there's just
Speaker 2: he is right, there is no excuse for it. It's disgusting.
Speaker 2: We showed you this morning and we were like.
Speaker 1: Wa yeah, that was the first time I'd say it's
Speaker 1: quite It's unbelievably shocking. And at this point, for Diddy,
Speaker 1: don't need to release a statement, don't need to say anything,
Speaker 1: because he's done. He's so done. There's no point even
Speaker 1: trying to defend anything that's happening with Diddy.
Speaker 2: Well, there's these federal criminal sex trafficking investigations going on
Speaker 2: as well, so he is officially well, let's call it.
Speaker 3: Who's canceled.
Speaker 1: He's canceled, big times canceled. I'll be going to jail.
Speaker 1: Watch this space. Hey, I much jumping and wrap things
Speaker 1: up for it. If you know what about yesterday the
Speaker 1: football want to finish from Port Adelaide.
Speaker 4: That was one of the greatest games in the dying
Speaker 4: seconds I've ever seen.
Speaker 3: Yes was unbelievable.
Speaker 1: I'll admit something. But there's a reason why I didn't
Speaker 1: say I went to the game, but I didn't say
Speaker 1: the last quarter I left it three quarters time, because
Speaker 1: no matter what was happening, we were always leaving it
Speaker 1: three quarter a time. We don't want to get home.
Speaker 1: Sort of six thirty seven ish when Henry supposed to
Speaker 1: have been dinner about five, but there was a bunch
Speaker 1: of people on the tray am on the way home.
Speaker 1: Nevere's just started cheering, Yeah, what's happened here? Like they
Speaker 1: couldn't have no way, Oh.
Speaker 2: God, what did three seconds left?
Speaker 5: There was?
Speaker 4: Yeah, they got the goal and then I think I
Speaker 4: know there was eight I think there was eight seconds left. No,
Speaker 4: there was twenty two seconds left, and then they got
Speaker 4: the goal and there was about eight seconds to go
Speaker 4: and it went back to the middle.
Speaker 1: It's ridiculous. Everything had to go right from that scene
Speaker 1: Clarence did, and then all of a sudden, Darcy Burne.
Speaker 2: James whoshka and also I love it when Kenny gets
Speaker 2: up and about when he gets really excited. He was
Speaker 2: he was saying that they are playing soccer a lot
Speaker 2: at trainings and he said some people would say, oh,
Speaker 2: we you know, do too much of it, but he goes.
Speaker 4: Obviously it paid off because of that goal. He sockered
Speaker 4: it through off through the goal.
Speaker 1: The only concerning thing to come from the game was
Speaker 1: Olie Wines, who was subbed out with heart palpitation. It's
Speaker 1: not the first time this has happened to happen a couple
Speaker 1: of years ago, so since then they do. They have
Speaker 1: told us as well last night that he has an
Speaker 1: irregular heartbeat. It's a condition he's been dealing with for
Speaker 1: a while. He has medication and things like that. So
Speaker 1: what happens from here? I think last time this happened.
Speaker 1: He missed a couple of weeks. But we'll probably find
Speaker 1: out more information. But that's always concerning that for an athlete.
Speaker 2: Yeah absolutely, but yeah, well done. Put Adelaide fans up
Speaker 2: and about.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's your post sturling abuse. Whoo oh my god.
Speaker 1: What about the difference of tome from the crowd from
Speaker 1: half time to full time?
Speaker 3: Unbelievable.
Speaker 1: There you go, that's posted snooze news. Let's see what.
Speaker 1: I certainly needed some help getting out of bed on
Speaker 1: Sunday morning, and I needed some genuine help, not even
Speaker 1: lying put them under pants on.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, it was hazy to the rescue on
Speaker 2: the weekend, wasn't it.
Speaker 3: Because the Elizabeth Eagles.
Speaker 2: Got done by eighty two goals a couple of weeks ago,
Speaker 2: and you were like, damn it, I'm going to come
Speaker 2: out of retirement nearly ten years sidelines and here we go.
Speaker 1: And here we are, so look the build up is
Speaker 1: there as well. Was really really nice. I went out
Speaker 1: to the training on Tuesday nights trained full session too.
Speaker 1: By the way, the.
Speaker 3: Original okay he wrote, the.
Speaker 1: Original plan was just through the warmth, maybe drill because
Speaker 1: you don't want to go full throttle. I didn't want
Speaker 1: to do a hamstring before the actual game, but got
Speaker 1: carried away and it's nice to meet all the boys,
Speaker 1: and I just sort of got sucked right back into
Speaker 1: that genuine footy routine.
Speaker 2: I just just from what I watched on Saturday. I
Speaker 2: loved how they all got around you too, not so
Speaker 2: much the people in the crowd who were giving you
Speaker 2: a bit over there.
Speaker 1: There was some we'll touch on this again a bit
Speaker 1: later on in the morning, but there was one particular
Speaker 1: moment where my first kick I tried to go insight
Speaker 1: instead of going long down line. I switched it completely,
Speaker 1: turn it over. So I hit a Central United Bulldogs
Speaker 1: player on the chest. Yes, And then I started getting
Speaker 1: all this feedback from some of the century night of boys,
Speaker 1: and then one theme I tried to chirt back and
Speaker 1: he goes, mate, you've forgotten you don't play for the
Speaker 1: Bulldog because anymore.
Speaker 3: Play.
Speaker 1: Yeah. It was fun. Do you know what should we recap?
Speaker 3: I think?
Speaker 1: So this was the day that was Arghana Park on Saturday.
Speaker 3: Well, it was a big day On Saturday.
Speaker 2: Hazy strapped on the boots and hit the sacred planes
Speaker 2: of Arghana Park to help the Elizabeth Eagles to victory,
Speaker 2: and boy did they get around him.
Speaker 10: That's how long it'd taken the first quarter.
Speaker 1: I said, that's actually not that's actually raised me general.
Speaker 2: It was a stunning first seven minutes of the first quarter,
Speaker 2: with the great Man snagging a glorious goal at the
Speaker 2: eight minute mark. Things took a turn.
Speaker 1: No, that's not good. That's a really.
Speaker 11: Good It's definitely Hanny of it. I saw of crack,
Speaker 11: so I'm not a physiogoric doctor of it.
Speaker 1: That wasn't good, mate, that wasn't good at all. I'm
Speaker 1: surprising with.
Speaker 2: So Hazy spent the rest of the game on the pine.
Speaker 1: I'm on the bench chair where I belong. Mate.
Speaker 4: There was one upside. He was finally like his hero
Speaker 4: anyone kind of like.
Speaker 7: We know that I was crazy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just like just like that's as similar as you
Speaker 1: me and kind of rosy. Get I reckon. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that's where it finished.
Speaker 2: At halftime, we crossed life for an injury report and
Speaker 2: some feedback. Yeah, thanks me, t I'm down here with
Speaker 2: Andrew Hayes, who lasted or eight minutes in the first quarter.
Speaker 3: How's the hamstring?
Speaker 1: Can you stop walking me?
Speaker 3: What do you think about your contribution to the team today.
Speaker 11: I feel like I started pretty well on the warm
Speaker 11: up and then sort of really faded.
Speaker 1: As the game started. But apart from that, I feel
Speaker 1: like what I can potentially give to the team is
Speaker 1: what's going to happen after the game.
Speaker 2: A bit of feedback from the sidelines soft old as
Speaker 2: dust pathetico response, I.
Speaker 1: Know it was from my wife and son, so any
Speaker 1: other compent as long as John Platton didn't say that so.
Speaker 2: Much to be time good luck in a second half.
Speaker 2: The support continued in the change room's post game, but
Speaker 2: all in all, it was the perfect day at Arghana,
Speaker 2: and while the boys didn't quite take home a win
Speaker 2: and Hazy only took home one hamstring, it was an
Speaker 2: epic day of community sport at its finest.
Speaker 1: Well, let's go on, thanks mate, she is bloody Sarah.
Speaker 3: Good day for he go off Eagles. That's a job,
Speaker 3: a joke.
Speaker 1: That's a job, job, a terrible job. She's the joint.
Speaker 1: You's ready to have it, just the coin of the humor, joke,
Speaker 1: off the go love. This the best way to kick
Speaker 1: off your Monday. We've said that since day. It's just
Speaker 1: with a little small injection of humor. Yes, who wants
Speaker 1: the first needle?
Speaker 4: I feel like I'm going to get fired this week,
Speaker 4: every single.
Speaker 2: Week, this is the joke that will get me fired.
Speaker 3: And yet you're still here.
Speaker 5: I know, but this one's yeah, hazy.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna watch my back after I do this one.
Speaker 1: Okay, directed that I'm rid of a it's not Joy's.
Speaker 2: Let's save you for last night. I guess I've got
Speaker 2: a short, sharp and chiny one.
Speaker 3: Let's do it. What about this?
Speaker 2: I took a poll recently and discovered that one hundred
Speaker 2: percent of the people in the tent were upset.
Speaker 3: It was really good.
Speaker 2: I was going to fall flat, but it didn't.
Speaker 1: Short shut, don't you? And just enough that I could
Speaker 1: understand it. I'll go next. What about this?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 1: I remember back in the day and me my friend
Speaker 1: were actually watching a movie. It was a bit of
Speaker 1: a blue movie. Yeah, pretty hardcore stuff as well, involving dinosaurs.
Speaker 1: And then unfortunately my mother saw us.
Speaker 5: It's crazy, hazy.
Speaker 4: A few people ask if your new nickname should be Foreskin. Well,
Speaker 4: after the Eagles come on the weekend. It seems when
Speaker 4: things get hard, you disappear.
Speaker 3: You are getting get fined for that.
Speaker 2: Good night.
Speaker 3: Here at Adelaide's over nine one nine.
Speaker 6: We've given away everything cash h that verity.
Speaker 1: You want ten thousand.
Speaker 2: Dollars tickets Kelly from Torrence Park, you've won Tata in
Speaker 2: five games from prospects.
Speaker 1: Are you're going to pink.
Speaker 3: Humage and Baker from Hyde Park?
Speaker 6: Even a first class holiday?
Speaker 9: And now he is.
Speaker 7: Fackvo's hand boldless boldness.
Speaker 1: We're heading out to schools or across Adelaide handing out
Speaker 1: these handballs to all the kids.
Speaker 3: This is going to be every hazy. I cannot wait.
Speaker 1: Yeah, baby, it's back.
Speaker 3: Is a direct shout out to all the.
Speaker 2: Primary school handball pros. We are on the hunt to
Speaker 2: find Adelaide's handball champion for twenty twenty four.
Speaker 3: Yeah we are.
Speaker 1: What about as well? Remember Lincoln and Michael last year, Yes,
Speaker 1: the brothers battling it out on Adelaide opal for handball supremacy.
Speaker 3: Didn't they take home booty? Jeez?
Speaker 1: They did? Indeed, clean up was a family affair. The
Speaker 1: prize is up for grabs as well, Joonts. Yes, I
Speaker 1: mean this is a genuine little jackpot. We'll go up
Speaker 1: for grabs.
Speaker 2: Okay, So one thousand dollars to the champ and five
Speaker 2: hundred dollars to the runner up.
Speaker 3: Think you got a cash for a kid.
Speaker 1: It's a lot of cash. The other thing as well
Speaker 1: is it was a trophy that was about six foot.
Speaker 2: Five, yeah, and bigger than all the children.
Speaker 1: It was the best trophy I've ever seen that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was unbelievable.
Speaker 2: So if you think you've got what it takes, get
Speaker 2: your parents to head to the Nova Player app now
Speaker 2: and register for your chance to take part in all
Speaker 2: the fun.
Speaker 3: And I'm looking forward to getting out to all the
Speaker 3: schools again.
Speaker 1: Yes, so that was a lot of fun as well,
Speaker 1: just meeting all the young handballs, different personalities, but also
Speaker 1: some of the kids are incredibly good, so talented. Link
Speaker 1: and Michael were absolutely the elite of the elite, but
Speaker 1: there was probably like a top ten. We like, these
Speaker 1: kids are crazy good at handble. It's an institution out there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, unbelievable.
Speaker 2: Most of the schools now we have discovered have got
Speaker 2: their own like little four squares painted onto the ashfelt probas.
Speaker 1: Some of these little places are genuine handball academy and
Speaker 1: we love that. We talk about footy factories, what about
Speaker 1: the handball academies just popping up all over South Australia.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, okay, make sure you get mum and dad to
Speaker 2: jump on an overplayer app right now and register for
Speaker 2: your chance to win.
Speaker 1: Some of the great news that sent to my ears
Speaker 1: is one of the comebacks that's on the horizon. Didn't
Speaker 1: you just go home?
Speaker 3: That's your home? Are you too good for your home?
Speaker 1: Killful?
Speaker 3: Are they really doing it? They're doing it amazing.
Speaker 1: Confirmed by Adam Sandler. I'm not sure exactly when it's
Speaker 1: going to come through, but we're going to get another
Speaker 1: edition of Happy Gilmour and with that hopefully comes one
Speaker 1: of the greatest feelings of all time. That's right, people
Speaker 1: shoot mcgavit pieces of sh like you for breakfast?
Speaker 3: You eat pieces of a ship for breakfast.
Speaker 1: No, Gavin, god Jos, we'll speak about this. A couple
Speaker 1: of days ago, I started railing off Adam sandam movies
Speaker 1: and you revealed that you haven't seen Billy Madison.
Speaker 2: I couldn't even tell you what that movie is about.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I'd be disappointed.
Speaker 1: Really, this doesn't do anything for you. Oh to cool,
Speaker 1: to us cool, prove to Dad that I'm not a
Speaker 1: if I rattled out the storyline, it's probably not going
Speaker 1: to hook you in. You've very much got to watch.
Speaker 2: Well, just give me a little hint of what it's about.
Speaker 1: It's about a guy. He's a I don't even notice about.
Speaker 1: It's funny, all right, it's funny.
Speaker 2: All right. Well, I will make it my mission for
Speaker 2: you to watch Billy Madison at some point before I die.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's that's good. We started talking about around the team.
Speaker 1: Some of the movies that we haven't seen. These are
Speaker 1: icon movies. Yeah, news reader, Abby, what hasn't entered your
Speaker 1: beautiful brain?
Speaker 5: So beautiful brain?
Speaker 8: Hello?
Speaker 5: The Simpsons.
Speaker 1: The Simpsons I've.
Speaker 4: Never watched, like obviously, I've seen what they look like
Speaker 4: and stuff, but I've never watched a full episode.
Speaker 5: I've also I've never watched Star Wars.
Speaker 4: I've never watched Game of Thrones. Yeah, I didn't ever
Speaker 4: get into them. Sons of Anarchy, Sons of Anarchy too,
Speaker 4: so i'd probably love itturageous.
Speaker 3: Yeah, shirt looks so often.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 1: Love that for me even, I love that too. I've
Speaker 1: seen Star Wars ere.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it will make you really really wish and wonder
Speaker 2: why he didn't play the lead character in fifty shows Gray.
Speaker 4: Yes, we're all.
Speaker 3: Hoping for Yes.
Speaker 11: I don't know.
Speaker 1: It might have got me in there as well. Also,
Speaker 1: you've got some stuff, you get some viewing to do.
Speaker 8: I do.
Speaker 4: I'll cancel everything this week and just sit on the
Speaker 4: couch and watch movies.
Speaker 1: You've got about twenty five seasons to get through it.
Speaker 2: You don't need to watch it anyway, because he's got
Speaker 2: a Simpsons reference for every year.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 1: I've told you. I sometimes I can't remember the birthdays
Speaker 1: of my kids. But it's all these Simpsons quotes are
Speaker 1: just perfectly instilled for random bits of life. Love the information.
Speaker 1: What about your producers.
Speaker 7: Other Well, you guys apparently quote this all the time,
Speaker 7: but no idea Muriel's wedding.
Speaker 3: You've never seen it, have lived?
Speaker 1: I haven't seen that either, Chambers.
Speaker 3: What a coincidence?
Speaker 7: I can say that genuinely quote Chamskay, can.
Speaker 2: You explain that to you? Drew Chambers is having an
Speaker 2: affair with the dad, but every time they go out
Speaker 2: for a family dinner, do you, Drew Chambers.
Speaker 7: Great the castle as well? That's another one that you
Speaker 7: guys think what the castle?
Speaker 3: Dad reckons? Mom is the greatest cook on earth?
Speaker 1: What do you call that?
Speaker 5: Sponge cake?
Speaker 10: Cute?
Speaker 1: And watched that stuff on top?
Speaker 5: I think sugar?
Speaker 8: How is it?
Speaker 1: Kids?
Speaker 3: Why would you want to go out.
Speaker 8: To a restaurant when this kid's coming up night after night?
Speaker 1: It is quintessential Australian.
Speaker 2: Movies.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I've never even heard of it until you guys.
Speaker 1: Introduced to the beautiful Eric Banner. Here is the culture, Daryl.
Speaker 3: The place is full of culture walkers.
Speaker 1: There were so many stories. And the hotel Trace and
Speaker 1: I were staying in they had this one channel kickboxing
Speaker 1: twenty four hours a day.
Speaker 7: Yeah, every time you.
Speaker 3: All go a day.
Speaker 1: There you go. We've got some research to do. We
Speaker 1: should all go watch some of these iconic movies and
Speaker 1: gather back in a few days time and just share
Speaker 1: some ideas and.
Speaker 2: Watch Billy Madison. You need to watch some Simpsons, and
Speaker 2: you need to watch both the Carstal and Muriel's wedding.
Speaker 1: Get some cultures. Oh yeah, it's culture.
Speaker 2: Some culture in here and some kickboxing twenty four hours
Speaker 2: a dark day.
Speaker 1: And some sponge cake and some sugar. Hey, that'll do
Speaker 1: it for us Today show tomorrow. That was well, plenty
Speaker 1: more chances to get yourself on the stand by less
Speaker 1: for ten k a day in May Songs a Song
Speaker 1: Song Song returns Chance to Square whilst Family Cinema Pass,
Speaker 1: Jode's is on. You're on. Yeah, you're in good form. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you're coming off a win.
Speaker 3: Yeah sure, yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, Well let's see if we can go back to back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're going to speak to Whipper from a Nova's
Speaker 1: FITZI and Whipper with Caden Richie of course, and he's
Speaker 1: got a very very initiative this part behind and looking
Speaker 1: forward to seeing what the great Man's got to say.
Speaker 3: Let's start again tomorrow, shall we?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I should speak for yourself in particular, though,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you who absolutely rose to the occasion this morning.
Speaker 1: That is news read to Abby.
Speaker 3: He loves it.