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Speaker 1: Coming up on Relatables.

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Speaker 2: If you were in a dark room with a hundred

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Speaker 2: other girls and your girlfriend was in there, would you

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Speaker 2: be able to tell which one is your girlfriend?

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Speaker 1: It's just no question, no no, no, no, no, no answer

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Speaker 1: to this. Look at you go, look at you go. Relatable.

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Speaker 1: The Relatables podcast is hosted by myself, Jake Craig aka

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Speaker 1: Daddy that's right, and my partner in crime. What do

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Speaker 1: your Clark aka mummy, Jake's leader Okay, Jake's leader, Jake's

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Speaker 1: idol akay, Jack's role model? And life that's right? A rightio?

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Speaker 1: But today if you life? Whatever makes you happy today? Jake?

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Speaker 1: What did we want to start the episode with? We're

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Speaker 1: going to play make the We're gonna do it again.

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Speaker 3: We're back.

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Speaker 1: I'm not gonna lie like it gets.

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Speaker 2: I'm nervous every time, no matter what. And I'm so nervous.

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Speaker 2: How I have to poop?

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Speaker 1: You have to poop. This is the segment where we

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Speaker 1: call a listener and tell them they've won a hat,

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Speaker 1: but if we make them say the word from the

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Speaker 1: random word generator, they no longer win the hat. What

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Speaker 1: word is it this week? Quality? Fuck? Okay? Hey, we

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Speaker 1: see how we go quality quality ship.

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Speaker 2: When we know the word, it makes it so much worse.

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Speaker 2: And we're actually playing it this week. Last week I

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Speaker 2: think we just gave it hadaway.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so quality quality. How can we get this? We

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Speaker 1: had a game plan. We need game plans. Yeah, we're

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Speaker 1: calling someone named Jessica. The contestant is Jessica. Oh, let's

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Speaker 1: talk about the hoodies. Ask about yeah, that little conversation. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, did you get a hoodie? Yeah? Okay, ready

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Speaker 1: to go for it.

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Speaker 4: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hello, it's Adie and Jake from the Relatables. How's it going? Oh? Good? Hi?

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Speaker 4: How are you guys? Good?

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Speaker 1: Thanks to this Jessica? It is Oh god, we are

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Speaker 1: calling you to tell you you have won yourself a

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Speaker 1: hot no way.

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Speaker 4: Yes, literally not going to answer. So I was like,

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Speaker 4: I don't know who that is?

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Speaker 1: We thought that. I was like, oh, enough to call

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Speaker 1: it twice. It definitely makes up. How's your day going anyway?

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Speaker 4: I don't work. I'm a housekeeping supervisor, but I live.

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Speaker 1: In Airly Beach house keeping. We love Airly Beach kind of.

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Speaker 1: I saw a cannon veil on the thing. Yeah, we

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Speaker 1: love it there.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's so nice of here.

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Speaker 1: What's the what's the brewery that we went to? Oh, well,

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Speaker 1: I can't remember what that was. I think it's now

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Speaker 1: Oh what damn?

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Speaker 2: Okay, Well so you said you're a housekeeping supervisor. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so what is that in hotels?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Housekeeping is in like you supervisor people that clean

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Speaker 1: the rooms. Do you have to like maintain a certain

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Speaker 1: standard at the cleaning place? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: And I'm like a lot so before you check into

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Speaker 4: a hotel, I'm the last person that like sees it.

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Speaker 2: Oh, so you get to go check how like the

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Speaker 2: cleaning service was before you go tick it off and

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Speaker 2: say yeah, this is a good one.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, pretty much.

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Speaker 1: What's on what's on the checklist?

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Speaker 4: It's just short. It's like you got to like pretend

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Speaker 4: like it.

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Speaker 2: Okay, fair enough, So you just act like you're a consumer.

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Speaker 2: It's like a paying customer.

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Speaker 1: M that's good. Well back pretty much back to the hats.

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Speaker 1: Which color would you like?

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Speaker 4: What colors are there?

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Speaker 1: They are blue and pink.

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Speaker 4: Oh that's hard. I like both of those colors.

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Speaker 1: One of them says. One of them says daddy on

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Speaker 1: the brim, and one of them says mummy on the brim,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, surprised me. Okay, easy fasy? Did you

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Speaker 1: did you get a jumper at all?

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Speaker 1: Oh well, thank you very much. We will send you

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Speaker 1: that hat, send you it. Thank you, thanks for listening.

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Speaker 1: That was disappointing. I was very disappointing. We tried. I

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Speaker 1: was trying to get her to say quality control. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what I was because like the quality of cleaning.

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Speaker 1: Yeah did you hang up? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I was gonna say we lost, We lost, Okay, we've

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Speaker 1: proven to be not great at this. Actually I think

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Speaker 1: I think we could have done better. No, I think

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Speaker 1: that word was too hot. You can't force someone to

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Speaker 2: Definitely like I think there was a way to walk

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Speaker 2: I was gonna say, we changed the topic. I was

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Speaker 2: going to say, what sort of control is there, like

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Speaker 2: to say, oh, the quality control is this, But it

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Speaker 1: She would say quality control though we see. This is

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Speaker 1: the thing about the game. It's like, did we try? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: She win all the time. She doesn't even know she

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Speaker 1: was playing you missed every shot, you don't takeever whatever.

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Speaker 3: The quote is, alrighty oddie.

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Speaker 1: I had a.

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Speaker 3: Life changing and I.

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Speaker 1: Hope this changes your life. Life change last night. Last night,

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Speaker 1: I had a life changing moment. I like to call epiphanies. Mate. No, no,

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Speaker 1: mine wasn't an epiphany. I got told this information. I

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Speaker 1: didn't come up with this right. It was.

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Speaker 2: I was on the phone with my girlfriend and we

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Speaker 2: hung up. We actually hung up. I was like, I'm

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Speaker 2: going to bed, good night, said it like that. I

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Speaker 2: She she sends me a voice message, and I issue

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Speaker 2: I thought it was going to be something cute, like

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Speaker 1: And I was like kind of like oh yeah. And

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Speaker 1: then they were going, She's.

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Speaker 2: Like, Jake, I just figured out something crazy.

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Speaker 1: I was like, she sends me two voice messages, all right.

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Speaker 2: I thought it was going to be about like some

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Speaker 2: you don't leave me. Hang it like finish it off.

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Speaker 1: So you know the freestyle race in the olympicswimming, like

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Speaker 1: this is the fifty meter freestyle, one hundred meter freestyle.

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Speaker 2: It's called freestyle because you can actually do whatever stroke

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Speaker 1: Oh, I vaguely knew that. Oh you knew that. I

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Speaker 1: so it's actually called the front crawl. Wait that that

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Speaker 2: Shit, I thought I was about to change your life issues.

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Speaker 2: To me, my world was rocked last night when I

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Speaker 2: found that out. I was like, this is some serious

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Speaker 2: life changing decision. Like the information, when are you going

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Speaker 1: You're like, who wants to go for a crawling? Cause?

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Speaker 1: front crawlers? What's that?

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Speaker 5: Like?

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Speaker 1: Hey, you don't know what, but it was I was

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Speaker 1: like what?

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Speaker 2: And so I got me thinking why, Like, I know

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Speaker 2: And I think for me, backstroke is the quickest really

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Speaker 2: I think it's proven that it's the quickest, scientifically fair enough,

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Speaker 2: the most upper body strength. But I wanted to touch

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Speaker 2: back on the fact that that is such a girl

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Speaker 2: thing to do right right there, So you say good night.

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Speaker 1: You're expecting a cute message. That's what a guy would do.

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Speaker 1: Send a little hey love you piogy right before you're

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Speaker 1: going to bed. She's just making your mind think. She's like,

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Speaker 1: I bet I just guess what I'm gonna spire with

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Speaker 2: Fair enough, I will say, fair enough to that. But

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Speaker 2: on the Olympic topic, what another bit of information? I

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Speaker 2: was like, fuck it, I'll get this is the amount

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Speaker 2: of money the fleets make for winning gold?

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Speaker 1: Oh, actually want to live with this? Do you have

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Speaker 2: I got some stats, and I guess you can go

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Speaker 1: Bronze, silver, gold, just gold. I've got his gold and

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Speaker 2: But let's go with so for the Olympics, this is

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Speaker 2: what the athletes get paid by their country.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Hong Kong gold medal? What are you thinking, Hong Kong?

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Speaker 1: But it's different country. Every country pays. Hong Kong would

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Speaker 1: pay good. Ay, like forty five forty five what USD thousand,

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's incentive if I've ever seen it. Indonesia

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Speaker 2: is the third highest paying country.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's because they would be so stoked with gold medal.

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Speaker 1: it's a big drop, big roight from Indo is huge,

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Speaker 1: thousands crazy, that's massive, and think about that is going

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Speaker 1: to change like that athlete in Indonesia can change their

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Speaker 1: whole family's life for the rest of jet like time,

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Speaker 1: any Indonesians listening right now, I reckon, what's the easiest

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Speaker 1: sport to like get the golden Yeah, like shooting, shooting. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's got to be shooting. Gotta be shooting. My whole

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Speaker 1: coordination I son is called. Yeah all right.

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Speaker 2: Israel two two seventy one close, Okay, the Republic of

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Speaker 2: Kazakhstan is two hundred and fifty thousand. These are still great,

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Speaker 2: this is this is that's so much money.

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Speaker 1: All right, I'm mostopcassing you roll them off your time.

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Speaker 1: Malaysia two hundred and sixteen thousand, Spain one hundred and

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Speaker 1: two thousand, free to drop there, France eighty seven thousand,

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Speaker 1: South Korea forty five thousand, United States thirty eight thousand,

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Speaker 1: two thousand, Australia thirteen grand, thirteen k So you are

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Speaker 1: the best in the world at an event and you

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Speaker 1: walk away with thirteen grand. Yeah, fucking hell. Let's go

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Speaker 1: look how much they better hurte Those sponsors are PanAm good, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: they have to be. Let's go.

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Speaker 2: Let's go look up the Olympic medal tally.

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Speaker 1: We have like I think we have twenty.

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Speaker 2: Ok, so let's go with Australia's in third. We have

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Speaker 2: fourteen gold medals, so what is fourteen times thirteen thousand?

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Speaker 2: Australia has only got to pay out currently one hundred

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Speaker 2: and eighty two grand.

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Speaker 1: Fuck, we we're stingya alright.

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Speaker 2: China, this is the big one. They have twenty two

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Speaker 2: gold medals. Yeah, times seven hundred and.

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Speaker 1: Sixty eight, seven hundred and sixty eight thousand, dean point

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Speaker 2: Oh, but so many people would just be It'd be

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Speaker 1: Really, they're always losing money. I think the infrastructure out

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Speaker 2: Because we still do use it. Yeah, but a lot

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Speaker 1: I love Beijing. Beijing. Which year was that? Eight? I

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Speaker 2: Nah, I didn't watch that, but I did watch a

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Speaker 2: the Winter Olympics and London Olympics was hectic. London Olympic

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Speaker 2: I think Rio is one where reducing Bolt was dominating. Yeah, dude,

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Speaker 1: Oh no, wait, all right. Up next is Confession Sessions,

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Speaker 1: and today's prompt is a little bit of a double one. Jake.

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Speaker 1: It's a little bit dabbling in when you gotta go,

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Speaker 1: you gotta go, a bit about favorite, but it also

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Speaker 1: Australia's Parliament House. Yes, a politician. I think it's a

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Speaker 1: confession sessions. Hello, Hello, welcome to confession session. How are

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Speaker 1: you going?

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Speaker 5: I'm good?

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Speaker 3: Are good?

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Speaker 1: Thanks? I'm joined by j com I right.

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Speaker 5: Hello, Yeah, the whole office is here listening to this.

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Speaker 1: Before you cut out of you're cry.

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Speaker 5: No, they're all they're all listening.

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Speaker 1: Where do you work?

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Speaker 5: So I work for a politician? Apartment house?

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Speaker 1: Oh? Important? It has to do with her story, Jake? No, wait,

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Speaker 1: what's first? So everyone listening. I know what's going on

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Speaker 1: in the story, but Jake doesn't. So first things first

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Speaker 1: is would you like to be anonymous?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: House?

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Speaker 2: Have you got have you got a name you've always

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Speaker 2: wanted to be called? Or do you want us to

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Speaker 2: choose one?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 5: You can choose one.

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Speaker 1: How did you sound like? Jake Simone? Simone? Okay, let's

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Speaker 1: go Simone and Simone, your prompts kind of goes across

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Speaker 1: two things. It's when you've got to go, you've got

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Speaker 1: to go, and a little bit of a meet cute.

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Speaker 1: But if you want to take it away and man

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Speaker 1: Jake will interact.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, I have an embarrassing one just for reference.

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Speaker 5: The doors to the toilets apart at the house are

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Speaker 5: terrible to lock, so they never lost properly and people

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Speaker 5: One day I was just you know, working and went

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Speaker 5: So it's coming up to like two years?

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Speaker 5: how did you forget to lock a bathroom door? It's

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Speaker 1: in the end. Well, that's such a unique and fun

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Speaker 1: way to meet your boyfriend. So like where all like

440
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Speaker 1: all our tax money isn't going towards fixing the Parliament

441
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Speaker 1: House toilets obviously somewhere at least we want you guys

442
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Speaker 1: someone to go to the toilet safe work out. In

443
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Speaker 1: the end, we won't fix them. Oh yeah, true, true, true.

444
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Speaker 1: That's a good story to tell your.

445
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Speaker 5: Wedding when people ask how did you say? Oh, yeah,

446
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Speaker 5: she forgot to leave, like forgot to lock a toilet door.

447
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Speaker 5: That has an embarrassing story. I don't want people to

448
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Speaker 5: know that way.

449
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Speaker 1: Were you doing a number one or a number two?

450
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Speaker 1: If you don't mind me asking.

451
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Speaker 5: A number two?

452
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Speaker 1: That makes it so he walks in. How long was

453
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Speaker 1: he in there for before he did? Was it like

454
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Speaker 1: an instant like oh ship, sorry.

455
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Speaker 5: Well it was pretty instant. He like looked and hiss,

456
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Speaker 5: like eyes popped out of his head and he was like,

457
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Speaker 5: poor guy, more bad for me. He was like, I'm

458
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Speaker 5: so so sorry.

459
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Speaker 6: I was like, at least it's a happy ending, so

460
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Speaker 6: you know, at least like you didn't have to like

461
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Speaker 6: hold in any poops when you first started dating because.

462
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Speaker 1: He knew you did it?

463
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Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly.

464
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Speaker 1: What welse man, Thank you very much for coming on

465
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Speaker 1: the pod. I have a good have a good partment house,

466
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Speaker 1: enjoy all this time. But how good is that? How

467
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Speaker 1: good is that? That is good? Is that what you're

468
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Speaker 1: expecting it to go? No? I didn't.

469
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Speaker 2: When you said, like when you gotta go, you gotta go,

470
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Speaker 2: I was like, oh, fuck, she's gonna shot her pants

471
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Speaker 2: or something.

472
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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think I like that one. That's a

473
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Speaker 1: good little meat cute kind of Yeah. I just don't know,

474
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Speaker 1: like he smelled her pool and then he was like,

475
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Speaker 1: you wouldn't spell it. You would have just walked in

476
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Speaker 1: on like, oh shit, So I walked straight out and

477
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Speaker 1: wait out the front. Yeah. It was nice of him

478
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Speaker 1: to say to wait there and be like, oh, she's

479
00:23:19,720 --> 00:23:24,240
Speaker 1: actually chivalry mate. We talked about that chivalry is not dead.

480
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Speaker 1: I would not be asking a girl I accidentally walked

481
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Speaker 1: in on the toilet too, to ask you out on

482
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Speaker 1: the day, and you're not gonna lie. I do everything

483
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Speaker 1: to avoid. He tell you what, it's a compliment. You

484
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Speaker 1: must be attractive somebody. Yeah. Years, that's the best story.

485
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Speaker 1: I would love to tell that. It's actually a funny story.

486
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Speaker 1: That's an embarrassing story. I think that's a good story

487
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Speaker 1: to so unique. I love that same Oh and guys,

488
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Speaker 1: do not forget. If you do want to enter a

489
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Speaker 1: confession session, enter via the link in our description and

490
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:02,960
Speaker 1: then it's all are in the Instagram bio yep, and

491
00:24:03,040 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 1: you go down confession sessions and then there's prompts there.

492
00:24:06,359 --> 00:24:08,800
Speaker 1: If yours doesn't match the prompts, go to other and

493
00:24:08,840 --> 00:24:10,880
Speaker 1: it can just be you. You can confess anything, any

494
00:24:10,920 --> 00:24:12,680
Speaker 1: good story you've got, any good story. We'll get in

495
00:24:12,720 --> 00:24:22,399
Speaker 1: contact with you and you can come on the pod. Definitely, okaydie,

496
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Speaker 1: I have a I have a test for you to test. Yes,

497
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Speaker 1: I will be grading. I didn't know I was getting

498
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Speaker 1: tested today. I will be grading you on this test.

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Speaker 1: There is six questions. Okay, sick and you throw me

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Speaker 1: under the bus here. Oh no, I don't faith with you. Actually,

501
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Speaker 1: I really I did this because I have faith in you. Okay.

502
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Speaker 1: So I would like to test how good of a

503
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Speaker 1: boyfriend you are?

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Speaker 2: Okay, okay, with some questions and I have the correct

505
00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,000
Speaker 2: answers here there is only one correct answer.

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Speaker 1: Okay, but you did did you ask my girlfriend? Or

507
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Speaker 1: they're just like general answers? Oh no, no, these are

508
00:24:58,160 --> 00:25:00,760
Speaker 1: just the general questions, all right. Even have to contact

509
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:04,920
Speaker 1: Cassie for so I've got six questions. I'm ready, okay.

510
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Speaker 2: Question one, if your girlfriend died, would you move on?

511
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Speaker 1: No? Never? Incorrect?

512
00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:18,040
Speaker 2: Well, no, that's right, incorrect answer. No, you should have

513
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:20,960
Speaker 2: died with her. That's an ex for question one.

514
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Speaker 1: Mate, I've had that exact argument with my girlfriend. Nay,

515
00:25:27,000 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 1: damn it. I was going to say. I was going

516
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 1: to what about what I was going to continue saying

517
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,440
Speaker 1: was no, she can haunt me forever. Does that win?

518
00:25:35,040 --> 00:25:44,680
Speaker 1: You're still alive? Okay? Question number two? What is your

519
00:25:44,720 --> 00:25:53,200
Speaker 1: prized possession? What is my prize possession? My girlfriend? No? Wait,

520
00:25:53,720 --> 00:26:00,399
Speaker 1: get a chance, chance, chance chance. I saved something from

521
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Speaker 1: our first date. Okay, I'm gonna give it to you.

522
00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 1: I am going to give it to you because with

523
00:26:08,760 --> 00:26:13,120
Speaker 1: this one, the only thing you couldn't say was my girlfriend.

524
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Speaker 2: Oh wow, I need to ask you though, Why can't

525
00:26:16,240 --> 00:26:17,120
Speaker 2: you say my girlfriend?

526
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Speaker 1: I don't know. So you've got this question right because

527
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Speaker 1: you said you saved something from your first day. Yes,

528
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:28,280
Speaker 1: now you fluked it. Okay, So I would like to

529
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Speaker 1: know if you know why you cannot say that your

530
00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:34,480
Speaker 1: girlfriend is your prize possession. She's not a possession. You're

531
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Speaker 1: a good man. You are a good man, Okay, these

532
00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:43,360
Speaker 1: hard tricks, there's a trace. I've got some. I've got

533
00:26:43,359 --> 00:26:46,320
Speaker 1: faith in you for this one. Okay, I don't come on,

534
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:47,680
Speaker 1: I got this one. Okay.

535
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Speaker 2: If you were in a dark room with a hundred

536
00:26:50,680 --> 00:26:52,359
Speaker 2: other girls and your girlfriend was in there, would you

537
00:26:52,400 --> 00:26:53,920
Speaker 2: be able to tell which one is your girlfriend?

538
00:26:54,800 --> 00:26:57,960
Speaker 1: It's just no question, no, no, no, no, no, no answer

539
00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,520
Speaker 1: to this. I wouldn't be in a room one hundred

540
00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:05,119
Speaker 1: Look did you go? Look at you go? I wouldn't

541
00:27:05,119 --> 00:27:10,280
Speaker 1: put myself in that situation. You are fucking genius, that's right. Okay.

542
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:22,080
Speaker 1: What is your favorite day of the year My girlfriend's birthday? No, no, no, no, incorrect.

543
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:25,200
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, that's that's your answer. If it's Valentine's they'll

544
00:27:25,200 --> 00:27:28,879
Speaker 1: be angry. Also incorrect. I didn't have anything else. What

545
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,840
Speaker 1: is it incorrect? On number four? Here? The correct answer

546
00:27:31,920 --> 00:27:35,000
Speaker 1: should be your anniversary. I didn't even think about that.

547
00:27:36,800 --> 00:27:38,440
Speaker 1: I do know what it is if that's a point

548
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,280
Speaker 1: fourth of November. If that's what just knowing when it is,

549
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:43,600
Speaker 1: I think that's how you should know when it is you.

550
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:48,719
Speaker 1: It's castim all right? Na?

551
00:27:48,960 --> 00:27:52,359
Speaker 2: Question number five and they're six and there's six, you're

552
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:55,760
Speaker 2: currently you currently are you're doing not bad film? You've

553
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:58,080
Speaker 2: gotten two out of okay, Okay, I can come back

554
00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:02,640
Speaker 2: and come back. Question number five, Yes, what is your

555
00:28:02,640 --> 00:28:03,320
Speaker 2: biggest fear?

556
00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 1: Ah, dying alone, losing my girlfriend. I don't know if

557
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:16,240
Speaker 1: I can give it to you, because that is correct,

558
00:28:16,800 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 1: was the first questions. That's the same thing. That's what

559
00:28:20,000 --> 00:28:22,280
Speaker 1: I was thinking, gilf point give you half. That's what

560
00:28:22,320 --> 00:28:24,679
Speaker 1: I was thinking in my head. All right, I've just

561
00:28:24,680 --> 00:28:27,440
Speaker 1: thought all the answers have been around revolved around my girlfriends.

562
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:29,919
Speaker 1: I was like five of them. I was like, I

563
00:28:29,920 --> 00:28:34,240
Speaker 1: wanted to mix up a little bit. Okay, last question, Ottie,

564
00:28:34,240 --> 00:28:34,720
Speaker 1: I'm ready.

565
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,720
Speaker 2: Is your girlfriend the looks or the funny one in

566
00:28:37,760 --> 00:28:40,920
Speaker 2: the relationship? Both fucking genius. I'm proud of you that way.

567
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:43,120
Speaker 2: I'm proud of you there. I'm very proud of you.

568
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:44,440
Speaker 1: I said, I to get the answer right because it's

569
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Speaker 1: not true. So you've gotten.

570
00:28:50,640 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 2: I gave you an X on the start to two checks,

571
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Speaker 2: an X point five.

572
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Speaker 1: Yeah and a half out of six. I was actually done.

573
00:28:59,000 --> 00:29:02,120
Speaker 1: That's a passing mind. That's fifty five percent. Basically, yes,

574
00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:04,480
Speaker 1: I gotta say I can't be unhappy. What do you

575
00:29:04,480 --> 00:29:06,320
Speaker 1: call on this test that was how good of a

576
00:29:06,320 --> 00:29:08,560
Speaker 1: boyfriend are you? Yeah? Okay? And I don't even know

577
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:09,920
Speaker 1: if you can do it to me because that was

578
00:29:09,960 --> 00:29:12,600
Speaker 1: like all the questions. I'm sure I can unless there's

579
00:29:12,600 --> 00:29:14,800
Speaker 1: some obscure questions out there. Would you love me? If

580
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:19,800
Speaker 1: I was a word, I was gonna do one like that,

581
00:29:19,840 --> 00:29:22,800
Speaker 1: and I was like, stupid question, stupid question. That was

582
00:29:22,840 --> 00:29:26,040
Speaker 1: actually funny. I swear, I don't know what it is about.

583
00:29:26,120 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 1: As soon as you get into a relationship, girls have

584
00:29:28,360 --> 00:29:32,040
Speaker 1: like three to five questions loaded up of the most silly,

585
00:29:32,120 --> 00:29:35,440
Speaker 1: stupidest trick questions just to catch you off guard and

586
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:37,600
Speaker 1: just ask you a question, yeah, and then be like, no,

587
00:29:37,920 --> 00:29:40,680
Speaker 1: that's what it is. Yeah, what the what's with that? Yeah?

588
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:43,240
Speaker 1: Just love me? What is it? Yeah? Like and also

589
00:29:43,320 --> 00:29:45,280
Speaker 1: just let me love you, yeah, let me love you

590
00:29:45,320 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 1: the way I love you. Yeah, it's my own way.

591
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,120
Speaker 1: We all love in different ways.

592
00:29:49,520 --> 00:29:52,479
Speaker 2: Oh man, we need to start thinking of some questions too.

593
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,560
Speaker 1: We should do them. Does Beth know about that?

594
00:29:55,480 --> 00:29:58,480
Speaker 2: See here's the thing. I'd never ask you those questions.

595
00:29:58,480 --> 00:30:00,680
Speaker 2: I haven't asked those questions, and she hasn't asked those questions.

596
00:30:00,720 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 2: But you have a feeling she's going to know the

597
00:30:03,160 --> 00:30:03,719
Speaker 2: answers to them?

598
00:30:03,840 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 1: How can it be pretty funny like the one hundred

599
00:30:05,920 --> 00:30:08,000
Speaker 1: men in a room? And Jake like we could we

600
00:30:08,240 --> 00:30:10,160
Speaker 1: could make those questions a bit more like I think

601
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 1: of the word. We could get them with the word. Yeah, yeah,

602
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:15,120
Speaker 1: we should create prank them. We should create a girlfriend test,

603
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:17,960
Speaker 1: get them on and we get them to fail fast.

604
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:20,640
Speaker 1: Let's make and then there are true questions like, hey,

605
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:23,160
Speaker 1: we're going to get together, We're going to create a

606
00:30:23,280 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 1: girlfriend test off camp. All right, it's going to be

607
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:28,480
Speaker 1: questions that you think are simple answers, and then we're

608
00:30:28,520 --> 00:30:31,240
Speaker 1: going to think of the most exceriences they make sense?

609
00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:34,880
Speaker 1: All right, yeah it makes sense. And then individually, I know,

610
00:30:35,480 --> 00:30:38,000
Speaker 1: we'll call one of our girlfriends, see how they go,

611
00:30:38,040 --> 00:30:39,960
Speaker 1: and then the next one straight after and see who's

612
00:30:39,960 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: the better guy. I was going to get him in here,

613
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Speaker 1: gets them put them on the spot. You could you

614
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Speaker 1: could could they have time to think of on the

615
00:30:46,480 --> 00:30:47,840
Speaker 1: phone ever or let us know what you want phone

616
00:30:47,920 --> 00:30:58,440
Speaker 1: or in person? Over or all right, everybody, thank you

617
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Speaker 1: for listening once again. And Jake, where can they find

618
00:31:02,760 --> 00:31:06,360
Speaker 1: extra episodes? If this wasn't enough? Patreon, Oh, I didn't

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Speaker 1: know that how much is it five dollars a month?

620
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Speaker 1: Five dog, that's pretty cheap. If yous been twenty five

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Speaker 1: a week? Mate, how much is that a day? Seventeen

622
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Speaker 1: cents a day? Wow, that's basically free. That's a co

623
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Speaker 1: crazy skill mass. And there's extra long, hour long episodes,

624
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Speaker 1: and there's even the vlogs are getting good over there.

625
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Speaker 1: We're doing behind the scenes of like brand deals and

626
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:31,920
Speaker 1: like how we operate, recording days and challenges. Recently we've

627
00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,760
Speaker 1: done what we do, you know Jamie Oliver's Can You

628
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Speaker 1: Feed a Family for ten dollars? Can you feed yourself

629
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Speaker 1: for ten dollars? And had a little cookoff we did

630
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Speaker 1: and it's pretty fun. Yeah, and we actually, yeah, we

631
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Speaker 1: need the people to vote on that. Yeah, we do.

632
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Speaker 2: So it can be coming out when you're listening to this.

633
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Speaker 2: That'll be coming out this Sunday.

634
00:31:46,800 --> 00:31:48,719
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. Yeah. So if you just go fuck it,

635
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Speaker 1: just pay for one month, yeah at the blog level

636
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Speaker 1: and just go let us know who won. Yeah, exactly

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Speaker 1: one month forget about it. We love you, see you