Speaker 1: I'm so excited by the way, Hello, how are you good?
Speaker 2: Afternoon? On welsone.
Speaker 1: How do you really want to cover off what we
Speaker 1: just heard in the news about everything getting ready for
Speaker 1: the Oscars.
Speaker 2: Yes, at the Dolby Theater.
Speaker 1: I really think that Demi Moore is going to win
Speaker 1: an Oscar. And she would just be walking around, I mean,
Speaker 1: presumably at a hair extension salon thinking thinking, I think
Speaker 1: I'm going to do this after her whole career being
Speaker 1: told you're not that kind of actress. You're not that
Speaker 1: kind of actress.
Speaker 2: You're always just the support. Yeah, you're Madison Lee and
Speaker 2: Charlie's angels. You're not one of the angels.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you can you can carry a film great,
Speaker 1: but you're not good enough to be a real actress.
Speaker 1: Why she felt like inside and I really think she's
Speaker 1: gonna get the Oscar, and I'm excited.
Speaker 2: I feel like we have a connection to her after
Speaker 2: the SAG Awards because I was obsessed with the outfit
Speaker 2: she wore. And her stylist is Brad Goreski, who is
Speaker 2: married or with Gary Jeannetti. Now we know Gary Jeannetti.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: I didn't know that Brad styles, all of her outfits,
Speaker 2: and I just think imagine him going home and speaking
Speaker 2: to Gary Jeannetti about like, okay, so Danny for the
Speaker 2: asker is what do you think Gary?
Speaker 1: That is so interesting?
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 1: I've loved her forever because I think Bruce Willis was
Speaker 1: fabulous and I love it when a woman chooses a
Speaker 1: man that I like. Yeah, and also I just think
Speaker 1: she's really fearless. She was the first to show off
Speaker 1: that beautiful pregnant belly on the front of Vanity Fair,
Speaker 1: you know, twenty five years ago. She's extraordinary.
Speaker 2: I think she was Madison Lee and Charlie's Angels before that.
Speaker 1: Even before that, she was something good.
Speaker 2: Hey, it's our favorite day, which means after three o'clock
Speaker 2: we'll be doing a round of sweeping statements. Let's get
Speaker 2: unpopular Chrissy Swan show. The talking.
Speaker 1: That's another reason that I just don't want to meet
Speaker 1: me when I don't want to be up late, not talking.
Speaker 1: I want to be sleeping.
Speaker 2: Oh no, that's my favorite thing. I love pillow talk.
Speaker 1: What in person?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yuck?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, I was I was talking about the phone.
Speaker 1: That's bad enough. Oh, you're listening to the Christy Swans.
Speaker 1: So we're already jaded and whatever. But I want to
Speaker 1: tell you a miracle story. Thirteen twenty four to ten.
Speaker 1: By the way, we got to to lure people and
Speaker 1: give them a magnificent Thursday prize.
Speaker 2: Baker's a light that you can get an afternoon snack.
Speaker 1: You can't get better than that. And the question I'm
Speaker 1: asking you is where did you find the ring? Where
Speaker 1: did you find the rink? We've all lost jewelry, all
Speaker 1: of us, so you know for a few years. I
Speaker 1: don't No.
Speaker 2: I'm just thinking about where I last lost my I
Speaker 2: lost a ring, but your I roll where I lost it?
Speaker 2: So I'm not going to tell me.
Speaker 1: I roll is fine. I thought I was going to
Speaker 1: go like what, no.
Speaker 2: No, no, I've lost I lost a ring at Francois
Speaker 2: and it was never found. I was on all fours crawling.
Speaker 2: Oh were you in front of everyone?
Speaker 1: Where? That was a That was a paraphrase, Tom. He
Speaker 1: made me go ware where?
Speaker 2: Okay? So lost a ring?
Speaker 1: So I when something good happens in my life, I
Speaker 1: w when I'm proud of myself for something, I would
Speaker 1: buy a ring. This was a few years ago. Just cheapies,
Speaker 1: you know, not not nothing yourself. Oh no, but it's
Speaker 1: not about the It's not about the the ring. It's
Speaker 1: about the ring, you know what I mean. It's not
Speaker 1: about the value of the ring. It's about what the value.
Speaker 3: Like.
Speaker 1: I look at this one, and I remember the day
Speaker 1: I bought that. It cost eighty dollars, right, because.
Speaker 2: You know, it's not a super exerce a diamond.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this one I actually saw in it's also
Speaker 1: not expensive. But I really love it. And keep in mind,
Speaker 1: I've already told you I lost this ring and you're
Speaker 1: looking at it, so a miracle has occurred.
Speaker 2: And I love that ring.
Speaker 1: I love it too. I saw I was out on
Speaker 1: a walk and I saw it in a pawn shop.
Speaker 1: Oh so it's obviously stolen from somebody's bedside table. But anyway,
Speaker 1: I just loved it. And I think it was seventy dollars,
Speaker 1: but I loved it. It's really fine and beautiful and
Speaker 1: it's gorgeous. It's gold and gorgeous. Anyway, I lost it
Speaker 1: and I was so upset. I remember the day I
Speaker 1: put it on in the morning and then all of
Speaker 1: a sudden, I was doing something and I saw that
Speaker 1: it was missing, and I was like, oh god, I've
Speaker 1: been seven thousand places I can't possibly remember. And I
Speaker 1: was really upset about it for a day or two,
Speaker 1: really spoke to myself very badly, you know, like her
Speaker 1: like the mother from Sybil, the Sally Field film, where
Speaker 1: the mother was just yelling at her all the time,
Speaker 1: telling her she's worthless. That was what I was telling myself.
Speaker 1: And then after two days, I thought, you can forgive yourself.
Speaker 1: You'll never see it whatever. Eighteen months later, two days ago,
Speaker 1: I decided that I was sick of fossicking around in
Speaker 1: this little freezer drawer I've got. So I've got my
Speaker 1: deep freeze, and then I've got a freezer drawer under
Speaker 1: the fridge that frankly ministry of crap design.
Speaker 2: You can't fit anything in the and what's the point.
Speaker 1: But in there was like, you know, my leftover bits
Speaker 1: of bread that I used to bread and butter pudding,
Speaker 1: and left over coriander that I used for marinaise. And
Speaker 1: I just opened it and I went, that is disgusting.
Speaker 1: I'm getting rid of it. So I pulled them all
Speaker 1: out and I tipped them down the sink because I've
Speaker 1: gotten in sync orator, and it was all there these
Speaker 1: little off cuts of coriander and bread and it was disgusting.
Speaker 1: And then I tipped another a drawing and I heard, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'll put my I heard this in the sink and
Speaker 1: I went, oh, what's that? And I thought there must
Speaker 1: have been a metal clip on one of the veggies.
Speaker 1: And in the sink amid all of the stuff was
Speaker 1: the ring. It had been on iceight Walt Disney for
Speaker 1: eighteen months. I was so happy to see it again.
Speaker 2: Now, how tired were you? Because I know you very well,
Speaker 2: and if you're like lacking a little bit of sleep,
Speaker 2: I reckon that could have triggered a full mental breakdown
Speaker 2: to crane moment.
Speaker 1: Like, no, it was, did you weep a little bit?
Speaker 1: It was the day before. I didn't have enough sleep,
Speaker 1: so I was actually fine. I was just pure excitement.
Speaker 2: Thirteen twenty fourteen. Let's give away some Baker's delight. That's
Speaker 2: just quickly swampy. Let's give them away, Margaret, Where did
Speaker 2: you find the ring?
Speaker 4: I didn't lose the ring. I lost the diamond out
Speaker 4: of the ring.
Speaker 1: Ah, so you just left with the claw? Yeah?
Speaker 4: No, I lost and I found it a month later
Speaker 4: in my car.
Speaker 1: Nearly God tell me about the moment that you went, oh,
Speaker 1: what's that little grain of grass or a grain of
Speaker 1: grass or like you know, sand.
Speaker 4: I sat in the car and it was a sunny day,
Speaker 4: and all of a sudden, this like bright light was
Speaker 4: shining in my eyes. I'm like, what the hell? And
Speaker 4: I've looked down and I've i start crying and I'm like, no,
Speaker 4: it can't but it can't be. And I've got tweezers
Speaker 4: in my car of courses that most women do, and
Speaker 4: I've picked it up and I've gone, oh my god,
Speaker 4: it's my diamond.
Speaker 1: Yeah, tugget, why have you got tweezes in your car?
Speaker 1: Something about that perfect Life.
Speaker 2: For Whisky Margaret Baker's Delight voucher for you. Really quickly, Annie,
Speaker 2: where did you find the ring?
Speaker 5: I fact, Oh no, I.
Speaker 6: Lost the rings outside of house.
Speaker 7: I was nanning out.
Speaker 4: I lost it.
Speaker 7: I realized, you know, by the end.
Speaker 8: Of the day, I've lost it.
Speaker 7: Two years later, my daughter comes to put me up
Speaker 7: on that same job.
Speaker 8: I'm nanny.
Speaker 5: I find my mum's rooms and I'm going to cross
Speaker 5: in the gutter.
Speaker 7: So, whether it's been thrown up from the grass, whether
Speaker 7: it be noted over.
Speaker 2: The years, but.
Speaker 5: My daughter got sick ahead anyway, stick a head.
Speaker 1: What a magical moment. The creases one show love. Sometimes
Speaker 1: your body just decides to go rogue. And on a
Speaker 1: small scale. You know, there's those follicular mavericks. I call
Speaker 1: them the heads commagen fillicular mavericks, filicular fillicular fillicular like
Speaker 1: follicle mollicular fillicular mavericks. Yeah, the ones that just go
Speaker 1: I'm going to the hairs that just gon't going to
Speaker 1: grow here. I don't care if I I'm not supposed to.
Speaker 2: Sounds like a basketball team that's going to follicular mavericks.
Speaker 1: I've got a filicila maverick there that I have to
Speaker 1: pin out, pull out of my neck neck, you know how.
Speaker 1: You know, just above my Adam's apple, one hair that
Speaker 1: comes out, flicular maverick.
Speaker 2: Do you just pluck it?
Speaker 1: Another one? Fred And I knew I was talking to them,
Speaker 1: and I was like, what's that? And I was rubbing
Speaker 1: her forehead. Right in the middle of her forehead was
Speaker 1: a long hair.
Speaker 2: Oh that's trauma.
Speaker 1: Flicula maverick.
Speaker 2: I've got one, but I shave it that like grows here.
Speaker 1: Yes, but you don't have to shave. To get rid
Speaker 1: of one hair, you just pluck it.
Speaker 2: Oh, but like, if you've got a tool, use it.
Speaker 1: Then are twenty four ten? By the way, what were
Speaker 1: you born with? Because there's a little picture here and
Speaker 1: a caption. Imagine holding out the palm of your hand
Speaker 1: and just behind your sort of first and second knuckle,
Speaker 1: there's a little little fat of spiky hair.
Speaker 2: You're really coming out with some great words today, Thatch, thatch.
Speaker 2: Imagine that your photo, Oh that's abhorrent.
Speaker 1: I mean, the last time I've seen that was on
Speaker 1: teen Wolf two and Jason Bateman had that happening to him.
Speaker 2: Is so gross.
Speaker 1: The caption that goes with it is my fingers grew
Speaker 1: underarm hair. Well that's just really underarm hair.
Speaker 2: Is his hair, it's underfinger hair.
Speaker 1: So I waxed them with hot glue. Yes, I imagine that
Speaker 1: that is what you would have to do thirteen twenty
Speaker 1: four to ten if you got an eleventh toe? Do
Speaker 1: you have a third nipple? What were you born with?
Speaker 1: Are you're born? But we're gonna play born this way
Speaker 1: every time you tell us an amazing.
Speaker 2: Fact, any excuse to press play on guard.
Speaker 1: About your amazing body. The Chrissy Swan Show, The Chrissy
Speaker 1: Swan Show playing around of this because it's impossible for
Speaker 1: two humans to be exactly the same. Oh, actually no,
Speaker 1: it's not.
Speaker 2: The groundbreaking statement, but.
Speaker 1: It does exist. Everyone's going to be calling you and going,
Speaker 1: I am biologically exactly my brother on the twin anyway. Uh,
Speaker 1: you know, there's gonna be little quirks and creative things
Speaker 1: that happen for the Kila Mavericks. For example, hair that
Speaker 1: just decides I'm going to grow here and there's nothing
Speaker 1: you can do to stop me.
Speaker 2: This story wigs me out that you've delivered.
Speaker 1: The guy's posted on readed a photograph of his hand
Speaker 1: part palm up where hair doesn't grow. I mean you've
Speaker 1: got hair on the other side, like on your fingers
Speaker 1: and stuff. Yeah, but on the palm very unusual.
Speaker 2: Well I don't you don't have any.
Speaker 1: On you that's fingers on your fingers on your first ill. No, see,
Speaker 1: that's like you maybe you'll pull that way here it's
Speaker 1: a hairless guy. This guy is not hairless. He has
Speaker 1: hair on the underside of his fingers underside, and he's
Speaker 1: obviously cuttings. Gristly thirteen twenty four.
Speaker 3: Ten.
Speaker 1: What were you born with on an extra toe or something?
Speaker 1: I just got questions?
Speaker 2: Tony thirteen, twenty four ten. What were you born with?
Speaker 9: I was born with a bent pinky finger. Also my
Speaker 9: all my kids, I've got four kids that all got
Speaker 9: bent pinky fingers.
Speaker 1: How bizar oh, how bizarre. So when you say it's bent,
Speaker 1: is it like bent as if it's pointing to you
Speaker 1: or is it bent out away from the.
Speaker 2: Hands like Jonathan Brown.
Speaker 9: Bent away from the hand.
Speaker 6: Wow.
Speaker 1: So it's like doing a little U turn.
Speaker 9: Yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 1: And when and so growing up you wouldn't have seen
Speaker 1: anyone else with that, And then was it a miracle
Speaker 1: to see your kids with it?
Speaker 9: It was a miracle, Like I reckon, it just came
Speaker 9: from you know, my mum had a bent finger. I
Speaker 9: didn't know any day because my mom I was separated, yeah,
Speaker 9: from mom and dad and that and I noticed my
Speaker 9: mum got it. Then all my kids because I had
Speaker 9: twins as well, boy and girl, and they all all
Speaker 9: my kids have got fingers, which is bizarre.
Speaker 2: That is awesome, That's so cool. It's just like a
Speaker 2: family trait.
Speaker 9: I love that if I get lost, I can't get lost.
Speaker 2: Exactly Baker's delight, thatuch of for you? Tony?
Speaker 1: Hey Fellas, Hi, Hey, Hi, how you going?
Speaker 5: I love you all?
Speaker 1: You're very sweet, Phyllis. Now tell me about your twin girls.
Speaker 5: I've got twin girls. And my firstborn was born with
Speaker 5: a section of her hair that is crimped like the eighties,
Speaker 5: just a nice section of it is crimped.
Speaker 1: When she was born, you didn't know. But when her
Speaker 1: hair started to grow.
Speaker 5: Yeah, as she got older and as her hair got longer,
Speaker 5: this section of the just in the front part is
Speaker 5: all crimped.
Speaker 1: Wow, that is so.
Speaker 2: Do they think it's cool, Phyllis? Do they realize how
Speaker 2: awesome that is?
Speaker 5: Sometimes? Depending on how many times she has to go
Speaker 5: away in it with the straight now? How many times
Speaker 5: it was straight?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: Is that a family trait? Do you have it or
Speaker 1: anyone else?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 5: It's purely her, just her. I've got long hair, and
Speaker 5: my hair is curly as I get older. But no,
Speaker 5: she's just got that crimp spit.
Speaker 2: She would have been a hit in the eighties bakers
Speaker 2: like uch A few fellers.
Speaker 1: Hey, Claire, what have you got too? Extra of?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 10: Christy, how are you?
Speaker 1: I'm good, Claire?
Speaker 8: That's good.
Speaker 10: So I've pforn with a raresh condition called tori. So
Speaker 10: it's these extra bones that are formed in your mouth.
Speaker 10: So in my lower jaw, behind my teeth, I've got
Speaker 10: like it's almost like shoulder badsh my mouth. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 10: so they are on I've actually got so I've got chew.
Speaker 10: Sometimes you can be born with one on one sube.
Speaker 10: I've got the chew, and then I've got double so
Speaker 10: I've actually got on the roof of my mouth instead
Speaker 10: of being sort of inverted like a lot of people,
Speaker 10: I've got like a lump there on the top.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So how is this happen? And how did you find
Speaker 1: doubt that you were born with that?
Speaker 8: I didn't know.
Speaker 1: For years.
Speaker 10: I thought that was normal. So I thought that's what
Speaker 10: everyone's mouth was like. And then I was getting some
Speaker 10: plates fitted to get some whitening done, and the dentist said,
Speaker 10: I almost can't fit the plates in because it can't
Speaker 10: get inside the bottom. And then he said, well, good
Speaker 10: luck with ever getting dentures or anything like that, because
Speaker 10: it's basically like sport knocks down there.
Speaker 1: Wow, you're an adult, grown adult when you found out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: an adult.
Speaker 10: And then now I've never met I cannot find anyone
Speaker 10: that's got it the same and it's apparently hereditary, but
Speaker 10: none of my family do it.
Speaker 1: Can you spell out? Spell it out just in case
Speaker 1: someone's listening and goes.
Speaker 10: T r I, it's apparently yeah, as in Tory Spelly.
Speaker 2: Do you have any issue eating? Like, do you notice
Speaker 2: compared to other people that like, no, you can't take
Speaker 2: in as much food.
Speaker 10: No, Look, that's never been a problem.
Speaker 2: He worked around it. Bag. It's like that if you Claire,
Speaker 2: let's finish with Amanda. What were you born with, Amanda?
Speaker 2: Or your husband?
Speaker 1: Hi?
Speaker 7: My husband was born with two different color eyes.
Speaker 1: Oh hot, what what are they?
Speaker 7: One is chocolate brown and the other one is a
Speaker 7: lush of green.
Speaker 1: Wow, Amanda, that's awesome. You know that David Bowie had
Speaker 1: that quite famously.
Speaker 7: Yes, I do. I do. And the best part was,
Speaker 7: We've got three gorgeous girls, and I've all got his
Speaker 7: green eyes, his one green eye. I've got both of
Speaker 7: his one green eye.
Speaker 1: The Crissy Swan Show, it's a Harry Potter themed clickbait
Speaker 1: coming up next to you on The Chrissy Swanshow and
Speaker 1: over Chrissies clickbace. How many of the Harry Potter films.
Speaker 1: Have you seen all of them? I don't think I have.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen all of them, but I've seen that
Speaker 1: amazing stage play.
Speaker 2: I didn't see that.
Speaker 1: Oh God, Tom, did you see it? Of course, duh.
Speaker 1: It is mind blowing. If it ever comes to your city.
Speaker 2: I know, I remember, I remember you and Sam Pang
Speaker 2: at the time loving it. But you know what lost me.
Speaker 2: It was two parts.
Speaker 1: It came back as one. Yeah, it came back as
Speaker 1: one part. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want to go to dinner.
Speaker 1: It was amazing. Well you can now if it ever
Speaker 1: comes back. I took my Kit would have been only little.
Speaker 1: And there's one scene. I'm not giving any spoilers, but
Speaker 1: there's a scene where a hand comes crushing out of
Speaker 1: the soil in a like a cemetery sick and he went.
Speaker 1: He would have been maybe seventy goes, I'd like to
Speaker 1: go home now when and I kept going goes. No,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have a night mess for the rest of
Speaker 1: my life about that.
Speaker 2: But you've seen it now, Kit, stick it out.
Speaker 1: That's it. You're an old man now. Well, people will
Speaker 1: be thrilled. Everyone's a Harry Potter fan deep down or
Speaker 1: on the surface. It's coming to Telly and John Lithgow,
Speaker 1: one of the great actors.
Speaker 2: He's still alive.
Speaker 1: Yes, he is. Go and go and rent. You won't
Speaker 1: go and rent.
Speaker 2: Go and rent? What is it two thousand and two.
Speaker 1: You go down to your blockbuster. I get five weekly
Speaker 1: the world, according to Garp amazing.
Speaker 2: Well, I've got some movies to watch.
Speaker 1: He's in that with Robert Williams. Incredible anyway he's going
Speaker 1: to play Dumbledore. Great casting, that is?
Speaker 2: That is great casting. Yes, I don't know, Like I
Speaker 2: love Harry Potter and I think the films were fantastic.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I need it in a television series.
Speaker 1: Well, I think a lot of people do, because of
Speaker 1: course there'll be more detail. Everybody's you know, complaints about
Speaker 1: anything that's that originates from a book is that there's
Speaker 1: not enough detail. What about that scene?
Speaker 2: Those movies went for like twelve hours. How much more
Speaker 2: detail do you want? Do we know who's playing Harry
Speaker 2: or anything yet?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 1: No, but Lucious Malfoy, the white haired one, Yes, the Dad,
Speaker 1: the yes that the bad Seeds Dad. He says that
Speaker 1: filming the films was boring.
Speaker 11: It's a terrible confession to ake, they weren't that much
Speaker 11: fun to make it. They's like boring making big special
Speaker 11: effects films. However, the pleasures all come after us, and
Speaker 11: I see and meet people for whom their lives were
Speaker 11: changed by it, And still people are reading it and
Speaker 11: sharing their children, some people saying their lives were saved
Speaker 11: by it, and I believe them.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but whatever burrow that accent is from is
Speaker 1: my jam?
Speaker 12: Is it?
Speaker 1: I has had a physical reaction.
Speaker 2: You haven't had one of those for years.
Speaker 1: God, I'm alive still?
Speaker 2: Oh? Should we listen again? And again?
Speaker 1: It's a terrible confession to ake.
Speaker 11: They weren't that much fun to make, so they're like
Speaker 11: boring making big special effects films. However, the pleasures all
Speaker 11: come after us, and I see and meet people for
Speaker 11: whom their lives were changed by it, And still people
Speaker 11: are reading it and sharing their children, some people saying
Speaker 11: their lives were saved by it, and I believe them.
Speaker 1: It could be as mean to me as he liking you,
Speaker 1: the most objectionable person, and I would figure give it
Speaker 1: all if he can speak to.
Speaker 2: Me in good news for you. I know you haven't
Speaker 2: watched it yet. He stars in the White Load of
Speaker 2: season three as like the kind of hot, angry dad,
Speaker 2: the shifty dad, and you were going to love his character.
Speaker 1: He looks so different in that because I really only
Speaker 1: know him as Lucia's mouthoy. He looks like a normal person.
Speaker 1: For some reason, I sort of assumed that he had
Speaker 1: that long white hair.
Speaker 2: Is a Christmas one show.
Speaker 1: Where we're getting you through to Ricula, Tim and Joel.
Speaker 1: They are kicking on what do you call it? Kick
Speaker 1: ons from four? But we've got to talk about Drake.
Speaker 1: I'm still not over it, the brazen behavior that he's
Speaker 1: still got New Zealand dates, a whole other country and
Speaker 1: two dates here in Australia and he just.
Speaker 2: Went, nah, I'm legging it out of here.
Speaker 1: With a photograph on deu Noir, one of our favorite
Speaker 1: accounts follow on Instagram of him at the airport. What
Speaker 1: did you say? He was somewhere onto four am.
Speaker 2: This is him leaving the tax office in Brisbane at
Speaker 2: four am, four am yesterday morning.
Speaker 1: And he had a six thirty fly He's.
Speaker 2: Plane departed at six twenty, so I reckon he's legged
Speaker 2: it straight from the tax office, grabbed his suitcase from
Speaker 2: the hotel and jetted back to Toronto, and he said to
Speaker 2: the label, guys, don't announce that I'm rescheduling on canceled
Speaker 2: canceling dates and time in the air.
Speaker 1: He's looking over his shoulder with the broadest green you've
Speaker 1: ever seen in your life. Zero hoots given.
Speaker 2: I'm getting out of here, absolutely, brown puppy out.
Speaker 1: Why is he wearing a bum bag? It's a great
Speaker 1: place to put your passport and stuff when you're at
Speaker 1: the airport.
Speaker 2: His champagne puppy, and he has eight people holding his stuff.
Speaker 2: He doesn't need it.
Speaker 12: True.
Speaker 1: If you don't, if you don't have eight people to
Speaker 1: hold you stuff, you need a bum bag. We're about
Speaker 1: to give you one thirteen twenty four ten. Give us
Speaker 1: a call some quzzy questions for you.
Speaker 2: We sure do. We'll also be doing sweeping state before
Speaker 2: four o'clock. Start thinking of an unpopular opinion.
Speaker 1: I'm going to stop saying a certain word from today.
Speaker 2: What is it?
Speaker 1: I'll tell you later. No, Chrissy Swan show. You're heading
Speaker 1: to the airport and you need somewhere to put your
Speaker 1: bum bag, just like Drake did, put it in the
Speaker 1: beer your passport. You got to put it in your
Speaker 1: bum bag right to give you one Chrissy's quizzy. Drake
Speaker 1: could really used what I'm just saying. Am I right? Mel?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Definitely?
Speaker 1: Can you believe? Can you hide down?
Speaker 2: And can you believe?
Speaker 1: I mean, how many times have you looked around and gone, God,
Speaker 1: what I wouldn't give to just go to the airport?
Speaker 1: But he did it. He just went, I don't care
Speaker 1: that I've got dates and going to the airport. It's brazen.
Speaker 2: Oh, so Drake, So so Drake. That's such a great response, Drake.
Speaker 1: Hi, John, a good mate. Have you ever looked around
Speaker 1: somewhere and gone, Nah, I'm sick of this. I'm getting
Speaker 1: out hair?
Speaker 9: Yep, work.
Speaker 1: That's so funny. See, we're very lucky. We never feel
Speaker 1: that here.
Speaker 2: No, I look forward to it. John. What do you
Speaker 2: do for work? You sounds like an interesting Fellah.
Speaker 9: I drive a truck for medical company when you live
Speaker 9: in medical equipment to the hospitals.
Speaker 1: And I thought I thought you were going to say
Speaker 1: you deliver pharmaceuticals, And I'm like, meet you under the bridge.
Speaker 2: John, all right, your.
Speaker 1: Names are your buzzers. It's the best of five men
Speaker 1: in the first person to get three ouncesc wins the
Speaker 1: game and We'll walk away with the money cut by
Speaker 1: chrisy swansho Bumbag. Question number one, name the artist that
Speaker 1: has pulled the plug on his remaining two dates in Australia. Yes,
Speaker 1: John Drake, Yeah, you're quick, click off the mark. Question
Speaker 1: number two, which country is the biggest exporter of coffee bens? Yes? John,
Speaker 1: you're quick, so quick now.
Speaker 2: Question number three is for the win, John.
Speaker 1: What's the name of them?
Speaker 2: Diarry? Mel, I'm in a good mood. I'll give you
Speaker 2: a prize anyway.
Speaker 1: Question number three, what is the name of the pig
Speaker 1: in the book Charlotte's Web?
Speaker 3: Mel?
Speaker 1: Yes, Mel, Charlotte. No, she's the spidery you do for us.
Speaker 1: It's Wilbar. It's will Bar. And remember Charlotte, Charlotte makes
Speaker 1: the web and it says some pig.
Speaker 2: Question number four, it's so beautiful.
Speaker 1: I'm weeping at the thought. Question number four which popstar
Speaker 1: uploaded this wrap to Instagram yesterday?
Speaker 12: I like a.
Speaker 5: Like a guy.
Speaker 1: That guy, I mean thoughts.
Speaker 9: And yeah, no idea.
Speaker 1: Justin Bieber. It's Justin Bieber. And the next time we
Speaker 1: seeing he's going to be dancing around with knives in
Speaker 1: a travitine.
Speaker 2: For you with Brittany question number five. This one is
Speaker 2: for the wind.
Speaker 1: John Tuak is a wealthy suburb in which Australian state. Yes,
Speaker 1: John for the win. Yeah yeah, Victoria, good on your Johnny,
Speaker 1: You've got yourself a bum bag.
Speaker 9: Thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Good game.
Speaker 2: Now I'm going to send you both a Baker's Delight voucher.
Speaker 1: Okay, oh well, two words savory bites, do not miss out.
Speaker 2: Two words Hawaiian pizza.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show. The Chrissy Swan Show got a
Speaker 1: big announcement about a word that I'm stopping using from today,
Speaker 1: Swans sweet peas four ten. Give us a call with
Speaker 1: your unpopular opinion. I've been saying a word, Jack, I've
Speaker 1: been saying it for years. It is a made up word.
Speaker 1: And you know that I'm not mad about that. I'm
Speaker 1: a word nerd.
Speaker 2: You are. I love that about you because I learn
Speaker 2: a lot from you because of this.
Speaker 1: I just don't I feel comfortable about some made up words,
Speaker 1: but I don't feel comfortable about others. And I've been
Speaker 1: saying the word brunch for years, decades. I was alive
Speaker 1: when it came into the vernacular.
Speaker 2: How long ago did it enter society.
Speaker 1: I will say maybe eighties, okay, that we were a
Speaker 1: brunch free zone. Before that it was either breakfast or lunch,
Speaker 1: and then brunch happened and we all just say it.
Speaker 1: And I'm happy for you to say it, but I
Speaker 1: am not saying it anymore. It's made me uncomfortable for
Speaker 1: years every time it's come out of my mouth because
Speaker 1: it's not a word. And I'm now from today. If
Speaker 1: I have a meal at like ten thirty, that's a
Speaker 1: late breakfast or an early lunch. That's it.
Speaker 2: I love this. It's not brunch because you know what,
Speaker 2: you can have breakfast at eleven am and it'd be
Speaker 2: breakfast exactly. Call it what it is exactly.
Speaker 1: And this came about because it's a beautiful producer and
Speaker 1: friend Tom's birthday on Monday, and I said, I love
Speaker 1: to take you out for, you know, brunch, and I
Speaker 1: felt uncomfortable saying it, and I said, no, you choose
Speaker 1: what it is. It's either an early lunch or a
Speaker 1: late breakfast, but it is not brunch.
Speaker 2: I'm with you, I love this, thank you. I am
Speaker 2: going to sort of stay in the same vein when
Speaker 2: it comes to my sweeping statement today and say that
Speaker 2: we as a society can no longer say the phrase
Speaker 2: it's giving. I am over it. I've heard since I've
Speaker 2: come back to work this year, I've heard it be
Speaker 2: used so much and overused, I think is why I
Speaker 2: need it to die. But not everything is giving something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you are an early adapter, so you people
Speaker 1: are only just catching on now to its giving as
Speaker 1: a as a concept. Yeah, whereas you were doing it
Speaker 1: a year ago and you're over it.
Speaker 2: And I didn't really do it that much because it
Speaker 2: didn't come thattally to me. You didn't like, For example,
Speaker 2: you're wearing a beautiful blue long sleeve tonight. Yes, it's
Speaker 2: like if I were to say it's giving dolphin because
Speaker 2: it's blue. No, shut up, Yeah, it's giving. Your a moron,
Speaker 2: And here's the rules. I support.
Speaker 1: I support any of the sweeping statements that we have said,
Speaker 1: heard and are about to hear that.
Speaker 2: Get on the line, share your unpopular opinion and we
Speaker 2: will back you. We will support you.
Speaker 1: The Christy Swan Show. You're listening to the Christy Swan
Speaker 1: Show on Nova Warrior. In the middle of this Swans
Speaker 1: sweeping statements, We've got a stack of Baker's delight vouchers.
Speaker 1: And this is no sweeping statement. Do not miss the
Speaker 1: savory bite. I'm new to the party with the savory bite,
Speaker 1: and I can't believe that, you know, I could have
Speaker 1: gone my whole life without right tasting it.
Speaker 2: We really slept on that item, and I'm so glad
Speaker 2: that in twenty twenty five we fully embraced it. And
Speaker 2: they're eating a lot of them.
Speaker 1: Exactly. Hello Lianne.
Speaker 7: Here, Hello hip to their children.
Speaker 1: Okay, talk us through what sort of things should we
Speaker 1: be saying?
Speaker 2: No too?
Speaker 1: And I I agree.
Speaker 5: No, you cannot have my phone. No you can't sit
Speaker 5: in the front seat.
Speaker 7: You're only five, you know, follow some boundaries.
Speaker 1: Say no, it's not a swear words. I was. I
Speaker 1: think that takes some practice. Though I was getting really
Speaker 1: good at it, I really was, and then I forgot.
Speaker 1: I don't know, I got out of ou to have it.
Speaker 1: Now I'm just a personal assistant running around town getting
Speaker 1: things altered and picking up Bartie Sonny Angels.
Speaker 2: You're a pushover, Yeah I am, and i'd forgotten.
Speaker 1: So thank you for the reminder. I started to say
Speaker 1: this sentence, you know what, No, I don't want to
Speaker 1: I actually don't want to. That's a big thing to
Speaker 1: say as a mother.
Speaker 2: It is did something.
Speaker 1: My whole bag just flopped onto the floor.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to send you a Baker's Delight voucher.
Speaker 2: Emma on thirteen twenty four to ten. What is your
Speaker 2: sweeping statement?
Speaker 10: Absolutely discussing?
Speaker 1: Okay, talk us through. What exactly do you mean by
Speaker 1: a kebab?
Speaker 6: Everyone had to rape about the night out, and for
Speaker 6: me and for meat, it always just all the meat
Speaker 6: tastes the same. Everything you get from a about shot
Speaker 6: tastes the same, like they've forre been put in the
Speaker 6: same pits and it's just grown.
Speaker 1: So what do you have when you're under the weather
Speaker 1: or a bit tipsy or hungover.
Speaker 6: Any other form of takeaway?
Speaker 2: It's not a cabove a drink, Emma Baker's like vouch af.
Speaker 1: You Hello, Michelle, hi bear? What's your safing statement?
Speaker 8: I can't stand it when items are given a pronoun
Speaker 8: So they're talking about address and I say, isn't she lovely?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, And of course you're not talking you're talking
Speaker 1: about boats and ships and stuff which are referred to
Speaker 1: as she like that's a traditional sort of thing. Yep,
Speaker 1: you're speaking like if I go, oh, look look at
Speaker 1: look at her. She's cheeky, and I'm talking about my
Speaker 1: water bottle yep, or your dress. Do you anything when
Speaker 1: people do this?
Speaker 8: No, I just purse my lips, my lips.
Speaker 1: Michelle, and then you go home and make a little
Speaker 1: voodoo doll.
Speaker 2: Bakers are like voucher for you means you have a
Speaker 2: great night.
Speaker 1: And finished with you. Taylor, Hello, Darling.
Speaker 5: Hello, love the show.
Speaker 2: Guys, We love you tape.
Speaker 1: Tell us what is your sweeping statement?
Speaker 5: Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: When people buy a product and then they're like, oh, life.
Speaker 6: Hack and then use the product exactly as it's intended.
Speaker 1: Okay, can you give us an example of that, because
Speaker 1: I feel like I might be guilty.
Speaker 2: I think you are. Uh.
Speaker 9: Live hack.
Speaker 4: Use these non slip mats so things don't fall from
Speaker 4: yourself yet it's.
Speaker 2: A non that's so great tape. It's like life hack.
Speaker 2: Wind Dex will clean this smudge off the glass.
Speaker 5: Light hair hack. Use this could put off your hair
Speaker 5: and then use the equips for their hair.
Speaker 1: The Chrissy Swan Show, let's be quick about this. Let's
Speaker 1: go click baiting. Chrissy's clickbait. We've been speaking a lot
Speaker 1: about Fire Festival this week because it is coming back
Speaker 1: Fire Festival too. If you haven't watched the documentary on Netflix,
Speaker 1: you simply must. You must.
Speaker 2: And we were shocked yesterday or the day before that
Speaker 2: that festival first took place eight years ago. It was
Speaker 2: twenty seventeen.
Speaker 1: Cannot believe that.
Speaker 2: It feels like twenty nineteen before we went into lockdown.
Speaker 1: Because you and I were working together, like, yeah, it's
Speaker 1: very unusual. It's basically the story of the world's worst festival.
Speaker 1: What could go wrong? Did go wrong? The weather was bad,
Speaker 1: the acci didn't turn up, There was no food, no
Speaker 1: water at the location, very very bad. Why you would
Speaker 1: want to do it again beggars belief. But Billy McFarland,
Speaker 1: the star of that documentary.
Speaker 2: Who Went to Prison, Who went to Prison.
Speaker 1: Stole the whole lord. It was just crazy. This is
Speaker 1: why they're coming back for a second Bar to the Cherry.
Speaker 3: The biggest difference this time is that there is a
Speaker 3: real festival company actually operating Fire Festival. So I have
Speaker 3: fun coming on here and talking to you guys, and
Speaker 3: I have fun, you know, hopefully swimming with the well
Speaker 3: sharks and getting people to get outside their comfort zone.
Speaker 3: But there are real music professionals doing this. We do
Speaker 3: have real artists. They'll be announcing them professionally. And I'm
Speaker 3: just trying to stir at the part and hopefully have
Speaker 3: a couple of really fun people who understand that life
Speaker 3: ultimately is about getting out out of your comfort zone
Speaker 3: and taking risks. And I'd love to meet those people
Speaker 3: at Fire too, who in.
Speaker 1: Their right mind would sign on to a go to
Speaker 1: Fire festival or be be a headliner there.
Speaker 2: I would low key want to go. I'm shocked that
Speaker 2: I'm saying this, but I was just thinking that during
Speaker 2: him speaking. I just would love to know how it's changed,
Speaker 2: what it's like, and b I think a lot of
Speaker 2: people would love to go, hoping they're going to get
Speaker 2: on a Netflix doco, like it's a pretty amazing life
Speaker 2: story to have.
Speaker 1: It's pretty extraordinary. Do you like festivals in general?
Speaker 2: I didn't even get to see Charlie xx because it
Speaker 2: started raining and poring, and I was like, absolutely not
Speaker 2: and I left.
Speaker 1: I don't believe that you even tried. Well, you didn't
Speaker 1: know that about yourself.
Speaker 2: Well, and I'm such a weather dude too. I live
Speaker 2: on my weather zone app and I did not see
Speaker 2: the forecast or check the radar.
Speaker 1: Most unusual. Travis Kelsey has said that his own queen,
Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, is mending his broken heart after the Super
Speaker 1: Bowl Trampling.
Speaker 12: Do you listen to sad music when you're depressed or
Speaker 12: do you listen to happy music? Jason, The only way
Speaker 12: you can find yourself in the light is to find
Speaker 12: yourself in the dark. First, I listen to music that
Speaker 12: is very telling of my mood. I just listened to
Speaker 12: Taylor's music. She has something for everything.
Speaker 1: She does have something for everything. But Travis, tell us
Speaker 1: what you're listening to? When you said, that's.
Speaker 2: What we want to know, Yeah, we would have loved
Speaker 2: the name of a song there. Hey, I want the track.
Speaker 2: What do you think it would be listening to? It's
Speaker 2: not going to be anything from folklore ever more or
Speaker 2: like deep Tay tape?
Speaker 1: Could it would have? Should it? You know, like that's
Speaker 1: the whole regret thing after the super Bowl or whatever.
Speaker 2: Maybe I think it'll be something basic from nineteen eighty
Speaker 2: nine or reputation, Like he's probably listening to Delicate because
Speaker 2: he feels delicate.
Speaker 1: Maybe what Marjorie Marjorie is very sad. It's about her
Speaker 1: grandmother who passed away. Really sad singing. Sometimes. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm singing this at home and I get all choked
Speaker 1: out and my kids flee the room. I guess she's
Speaker 1: buddy doing it again.
Speaker 2: She's doing it, doing it again, She's being an idiot.
Speaker 2: What do you think when I'm feeling sad? Let's if
Speaker 2: you can guess this what my go to song would be?
Speaker 1: All too well.
Speaker 2: No, it's obviously not Taylor.
Speaker 1: Oh god, sorry I thought it was.
Speaker 2: We were talking about just in life.
Speaker 1: Oh I'm not interested. It's not Taylor. No, No, I'm a
Speaker 1: sad song or something for it again?
Speaker 2: No, that's happy. Who else do I love?
Speaker 1: Billie Eilish? Oh god? That one where you die?
Speaker 2: Everything I want to I just think about dying.
Speaker 1: What on earth is said in your life? Do you
Speaker 1: play this if the uber eats orders canceled and you're hungry?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, Or if like the ubers taking fourteen minutes
Speaker 2: instead of four minutes to get to my house.
Speaker 1: Or you want to turn your lamp off and it's
Speaker 1: just out of reach, and then you just played Billie
Speaker 1: Eilish and go it's so sad.
Speaker 2: The steam has run out of order. Because my house
Speaker 2: may didn't refill it and then I have to fill
Speaker 2: it up again.
Speaker 1: You can get a four dollars increase on your bridge.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Regulates and Joel are up next, and they love
Speaker 2: a Thursday too because it is quick draw day and
Speaker 2: they've got a pretty great guest. Great see it's most Wanting.
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