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Speaker 1: SITSI and with her with Kate Ritchie podcast.

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Speaker 2: Taylor Swift has called three gigs at a cool stadium

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Speaker 2: at late feb next year. Tickets go and sell next Wednesday,

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Speaker 2: and then to the public on Friday, June thirty. One

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Speaker 2: man who was very excited about that is Will Anderson.

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Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you so much. What a great day,

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Speaker 1: What a great day for all us Swifties. I appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: It's so nice to be here. I mean, of course,

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Speaker 1: Taylor Swift, as we all know, one of my absolute favorites.

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Speaker 1: So I did my show all too. Will Taylor's version

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Speaker 1: so very good, very good show. I always loved her.

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Speaker 1: Love Kendrick, by the way, went to see first thing

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Speaker 1: that I did post pandemic. Everyone has there. What was

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Speaker 1: the first thing he went back to as an audience

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Speaker 1: member post the pandemic? And I was Kendrick Lamar last December.

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Speaker 1: That's how long it took me to go back. For me,

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Speaker 1: I went to Kendrick Lamar. I loved it. But here's

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Speaker 1: what I'm going to say. I was the only person

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Speaker 1: at the entire show who was wearing a mask and

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Speaker 1: I kept it on, not for COVID. I kept it

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Speaker 1: on because I was clearly the oldest person in that room,

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Speaker 1: and not just by a small amount. You know, when

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Speaker 1: you've missed it by way too much. But you're like,

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Speaker 1: if you take off your mask, everyone's not going to go, oh,

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Speaker 1: you're a big fan. They're going to go you shouldn't

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Speaker 1: be here, Rolf Harris. It was the wrong demographic. You know.

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Speaker 1: I was there. They're there for hip hop and I'm

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Speaker 1: there for a hip operation. You know. It's like like

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Speaker 1: they're all on TikTok, and TikTok is the noise my

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Speaker 1: joints make when I walk. It was like I lied

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Speaker 1: to a woman, Kate, This is true. I lied to

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Speaker 1: her face. She was the next next oldest person at

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Speaker 1: the gig. I reckon. She was still ten years younger

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Speaker 1: than me, and she was bonding, you know, the two

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Speaker 1: of us being the oldest. And so this is what

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Speaker 1: she said to me. She goes, oh, what brings you here?

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Speaker 1: And I panic. I panic I'm doing something not legal,

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Speaker 1: like I bought tickets. I'm just at a gig, but

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Speaker 1: I panic that I'm doing the wrong thing so much.

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Speaker 1: This is what I say to her. I say, oh,

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Speaker 1: I brought my kids to see their favorite artists. They're

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Speaker 1: down on the dance floor having a good time. She

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Speaker 1: looks at me, she goes, oh my god, you're a

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Speaker 1: great dad. And on my head, I think I am

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Speaker 1: a great I treat my imaginary children very well. Kendrick Martins.

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Speaker 1: I mean they're down the front. I'm up the back,

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Speaker 1: so I'm not embarrassing them. I am a good dad.

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Speaker 2: I remember when will do you remember when you came

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Speaker 2: when when you got a job back on the radio,

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Speaker 2: and I remember one of your promos was I'm going

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Speaker 2: to be bringing Nickel back.

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Speaker 1: You just reminded me of mate.

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Speaker 2: You are here, we're promoting growing. But that has been

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Speaker 2: a big night. Taylor Swift is called three Kings here

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Speaker 2: in Sydney, which is his The Ashes. We've just won

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Speaker 2: the first I'm trying to explain to Kate how big

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Speaker 2: this moment.

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Speaker 3: When you say I'm trying to explain to Kate, it

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Speaker 3: sounds like I don't get anything, and it does make.

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Speaker 1: It a bit simple when that like that.

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Speaker 3: It does.

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Speaker 1: It's called cricket. And there's this country called England which

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Speaker 1: was originally like Australia, and we have this competition called

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Speaker 1: the Ashes. There were some bales and they set them

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Speaker 1: on fire and they kept the ashes. And that's the truth.

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Speaker 2: What do you mean now, I'm trying to explain Basball

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Speaker 2: to her, which is a new which is England have

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Speaker 2: come out. They've been aggressive with the way that they play,

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Speaker 2: but it's been really hard to explain. Will.

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Speaker 3: Look, I didn't grow I didn't grow up watching cricket.

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Speaker 3: It's not I don't think it's in my blood. And

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Speaker 3: I feel like I'm late to the game. I mean,

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Speaker 3: cricket's been around for a while, hasn't it.

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Speaker 1: So she's picking it up. And you said she doesn't

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Speaker 1: know who about cricket. Look at that level of knowledge,

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Speaker 1: just like having Jared Whiteley in the studio this morning.

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Speaker 1: It's been around for ages cricket. It has never a

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Speaker 1: true word has been said. Bill Laurie's back. It's been

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Speaker 1: around for a while.

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Speaker 3: No, I get it's been a big night.

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Speaker 1: If you've ever seen I'm going to sit back.

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Speaker 3: Guys, let you you guys can take the cricket chat

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Speaker 3: from here, because there's a lot for you to learn.

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Speaker 1: Here's what I I was going to say, Kay, have

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Speaker 1: you ever seen children in a park try to play cricket?

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Speaker 2: Yes?

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Speaker 1: That's how England played. They just play as if they've

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Speaker 1: never learned what the proper rules are. They try to

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Speaker 1: bash it. The first ball they tried to hit it

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Speaker 1: over the fence. They set the field on the wrong

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Speaker 1: side of the bat and the wicket keeper one hand,

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Speaker 1: one bounce. They're probably bringing in for the next Test. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it is.

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Speaker 2: I was trying to explain to Kate though as well,

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Speaker 2: how much it dictates you mood for the day and

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Speaker 2: it sets you up for the day. Sport does that?

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Speaker 3: Does it?

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Speaker 1: It will?

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Speaker 2: And I know you're a massive sport fan I am.

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Speaker 2: And I remember going to see Kate. I went and

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Speaker 2: this is the thing. I remember, went and saw you

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Speaker 2: and my play one night, and this is how much

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Speaker 2: Jim Rodgers I think is a rock god. I used

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Speaker 2: to go watch him play and this one night he

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Speaker 2: was just off and he was yelling at everyone in

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Speaker 2: the crowd and I didn't know why. I'm thinking, where

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Speaker 2: all he's celebrating you. I found out that his favorite

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Speaker 2: football team, North Melbourne had lost by one point that

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Speaker 2: night and it completely threw him off his gig. He

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Speaker 2: was yelling at everyone.

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Speaker 3: Is that what happened to Russell Crowe? That night when

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Speaker 3: we went and saw where did we go and see

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Speaker 3: at the bridge of the bridge view? I think the

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Speaker 3: Rabbit O's had lost that night. How was that the problem? Really?

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Speaker 1: Did you bring it to the time?

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Speaker 3: You know?

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Speaker 1: This is the problem though with someone like Tim Rodgers,

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Speaker 1: Like if you're back for North Melbourne, you're gonna have

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Speaker 1: a lot of bad gigs, but you've got at least

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Speaker 1: support a club that's successful most of the time. If

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Speaker 1: you're going to let them determine the rest of your

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Speaker 1: day and your behavior.

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Speaker 2: Has it ever affected you before you've gone out on

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Speaker 2: stage before sporting result?

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Speaker 1: Oh this is great chat for over at this time

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Speaker 1: the body in k but here we go. This is true.

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Speaker 1: So my favorite player was a guy called Bob Murphy

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Speaker 1: when he played at my team, the Bulldogs, and he

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Speaker 1: was one of our best players through when we were

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Speaker 1: really bad at footy, and then we in twenty sixteen

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Speaker 1: we had this year where for the first time since

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Speaker 1: nineteen sixty one, week played in the Grand Final, actually

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Speaker 1: won the Grand Final. So it was our greatest year.

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Speaker 1: I hadn't seen anything like it in fifty years. He

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Speaker 1: was our captain at the time and during that season

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Speaker 1: he did his knee and wasn't able to play like

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Speaker 1: in the finals, and like in the gud final, And

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Speaker 1: on the day that he did his knee, it was

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Speaker 1: like five minutes before I started a show that night,

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Speaker 1: and so that's what I remember distinctly going I saw

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Speaker 1: him do his knee in the season that was finally

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Speaker 1: going to like make his life complete. And then I

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Speaker 1: was like, hey, everybody, is it a lot? Come on?

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Speaker 1: Come on, someone's dreams have gone down in absolute flames.

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Speaker 1: There's some chuckles here the night.

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Speaker 2: Oh that must be all right, growing returns.

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Speaker 1: It's now one's watching watch it on iView tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: It's not the Origin. I mean, are we watching The

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Speaker 2: Origin tonight?

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Speaker 3: Not everyone? Not not the dummies like me. You don't

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Speaker 3: understand football?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean sis, Yeah, I feel like you've really

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Speaker 1: led with you with your chin on that line. You're

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Speaker 1: quite happy to pretend I like Taylor Swift, but can't

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Speaker 1: I try to stick up your.

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Speaker 2: There, Kate can say, anyone watching Origin and you've thrown

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Speaker 2: me off the clear.

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Speaker 1: I got in this morning. Kate was like, I've been

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Speaker 1: up all night watching the creek you're talking about. I

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Speaker 1: thought Cummins was fantastic really bounced back from the World

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Speaker 1: Test Championships. She thought it was fantastic. She loves it

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Speaker 1: was he always been a big USI fan.

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Speaker 2: Fifteen season will it is an unbelievable Are you one

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Speaker 2: of the longest serving ABC presented.

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Speaker 1: Well, I mean here's the thing, right, Like, in some

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Speaker 1: ways you can kind of go in your face of

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Speaker 1: Country Practice and Blue Heelers, but I am in the

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Speaker 1: room with someone who was on Home and Away, so

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Speaker 1: that's like you're probably like we're talking about proper Australian

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Speaker 1: show bits Royalty and of course at the ABC play

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Speaker 1: School's done like sixty five years, so you can't get

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Speaker 1: too up yourself when you're big tense bitch. Right, what's

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Speaker 1: through the oval window? Sixty five years of quality broadcasting.

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Speaker 2: That's right, it's Jemima's flicking me.

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Speaker 1: Exactly. Still looks the same as when the first day

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Speaker 1: she was on air. Anyway, Kate Plays School. He's a

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Speaker 1: show for children that's on the ABS.

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Speaker 2: Love You, Sitsy and Wipper with Kate Ritchie is a

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Speaker 2: Nova podcast.

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Speaker 1: For more great comedy shows like this, head to Nova

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Speaker 1: podcast dot com. Jodd, are you