Speaker 1: Morning everyone, this is Nomber one hundred.
Speaker 2: You are on the air with Chase and Lauren and
Speaker 2: it's just gone twelve past day. Hey, it was this
Speaker 2: time yesterday we were chatting with one of Melbourne's biggest families.
Speaker 3: Shoot eleven children.
Speaker 1: You know what you know? We don't have to recap it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, if you missed it, I've put it into song
Speaker 3: for you as a catch up. Here's a story.
Speaker 4: I'm a girl named Tiggan who was busy with eleven
Speaker 4: kids of her own. They have three bedrooms and one
Speaker 4: bathroom in their Cranburn home.
Speaker 3: This is a story Lauren who last kids but doesn't
Speaker 3: have them on her own.
Speaker 1: She agreed to help for the Morning.
Speaker 3: C Yeah, that's right. Tomorrow morning, I'm going to Cranburn.
Speaker 1: Guys, we are going to Cranburn. We're doing the show
Speaker 1: from there.
Speaker 2: We set up doing the show and we will have
Speaker 2: front row seats to watch Auntie Lauren roll up their sleeves,
Speaker 2: take over the house and get the eleven kids.
Speaker 3: Eleven kids. I think, so, don't you throw food?
Speaker 5: You need one of those aprons. That's actually the naked man.
Speaker 3: Five year old girls would love that. It's wrong with you.
Speaker 2: There's many things. I've started writing a list eleven kids,
Speaker 2: I'd be wearing one of those suits. They were police
Speaker 2: dog squad.
Speaker 3: No one's going to they all want your attention or
Speaker 3: do they just help themselves in the morning.
Speaker 1: I cannot.
Speaker 3: Oh, no, I'm not holding the baby.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, baby needs burpie.
Speaker 3: Don't do other people's babies.
Speaker 5: Bottle needs a bottom.
Speaker 3: I'm not getting spewed on.
Speaker 1: You can't stand over, but you can't walk over the
Speaker 1: baby to get to the other.
Speaker 3: King and can look after the baby while I have all.
Speaker 5: These babies, that thing will be running around shower in
Speaker 5: the morning.
Speaker 1: No, no, you've got one.
Speaker 3: I'm not. No, that's that's not But you got to
Speaker 3: come on a lot above my pay grade. I'm not
Speaker 3: doing the shower. I'm doing for reassistant, sandwiches, all the
Speaker 3: tooth brushing. But I can't watch other people brush their teeth.
Speaker 3: It makes them sick.
Speaker 1: Are you going to be watching someone do eleven.
Speaker 3: No, I can't be doing that. I'll be cooking bacon
Speaker 3: and eggs or whatever.
Speaker 1: They Teagan does everything.
Speaker 5: Yeah, she's super.
Speaker 3: Not Teagan. I am just there to help. I'm not Teagan.
Speaker 1: I cannot.
Speaker 3: I don't even have one kid in my house to
Speaker 3: learn eleven. I've got Paul. He can brush his own teeth.
Speaker 1: Though.
Speaker 2: These guys are a great family, eleven kids, Tagan and
Speaker 2: her partner Mickey.
Speaker 3: And they're great sports, they're good fun. We spoke to
Speaker 3: Tiagan at length yesterday, but we've spoken to mom. I
Speaker 3: think it's only fair that we meet dad.
Speaker 1: Absolutely, I make a.
Speaker 3: Good how are you dad? Of eleven?
Speaker 6: And now I'm doing pretty good? So you can't compline.
Speaker 3: What time do you get to leave the house in
Speaker 3: the morning, Mickey, leave it out.
Speaker 6: Five in the morning, wow? And then I don't Yeah,
Speaker 6: I don't get back to about spiveish.
Speaker 3: Talk us through, so you would leave and the kids
Speaker 3: would probably still be in bed. Talk us through the
Speaker 3: scene when you walk in the door at five pm
Speaker 3: when there's eleven hungry kids at home.
Speaker 6: Oh bloody yeah, it sounds like open that door. The
Speaker 6: dogs too staffy, so they're barking their heads off. The
Speaker 6: younger ones are just bloody, yeah, hanging off me leg
Speaker 6: as soon as I walk in the.
Speaker 5: Door, dogs are the kids. So she's eleven kids. You
Speaker 5: you're a bit of a stallion, Mickey.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'll get all right. I've been told, so.
Speaker 2: I was just going to say, like you and your wife, Tagan,
Speaker 2: the attitudes are you don't see m overwhelmed?
Speaker 6: No, no, just I don't know how we do it,
Speaker 6: but yeah we just yeah, just keep pushing through it all.
Speaker 3: And yeah, I mean you're working twelve thirteen hour days
Speaker 3: obviously to put food on the table for a very
Speaker 3: big family. And then how hectic is the weekends? Do
Speaker 3: you get any downtime?
Speaker 6: Usually on Sunday as we do, but slight working pretty
Speaker 6: much every Sunday. But yeah, the Sundays we get a
Speaker 6: bit of a break. But then once football starts up
Speaker 6: soon we'll got too fully matches to go on Sundays.
Speaker 6: Then there's yeah, there's no downtime.
Speaker 3: Do you guys ever get ever get a date night
Speaker 3: or it's some time to spend some adult time together.
Speaker 3: We don't do that, okay, I just mean time like
Speaker 3: you know, go out for dinner or lunch.
Speaker 6: No, no, we never get to do it. We haven't
Speaker 6: done it for years and years.
Speaker 1: That we need.
Speaker 3: You need to book about three babies, Mickey.
Speaker 1: What do you love about being your dad?
Speaker 6: It's the atmosphere, you know, it's so good when you
Speaker 6: got all your kids are in and just yeah, it's
Speaker 6: just the bonding of the kids and it's great.
Speaker 1: Was the plan to always have a big family?
Speaker 6: No, not really, I only wanted to have three.
Speaker 1: And then looks, because how was your youngest she is?
Speaker 6: What is she two months old?
Speaker 3: Now? Baby baby?
Speaker 1: Was there?
Speaker 2: You know when you know, you'll find out we're pregnant
Speaker 2: and we won't expect that was what? What was that conversation
Speaker 2: like when Tagan was last pregnant.
Speaker 6: Yeah, we're hoping for a boy, but then yeah, she's
Speaker 6: a girl, so yeah, we were disappointed, en, but yeah,
Speaker 6: we're just happy that they're all wealthy and that.
Speaker 3: So does that mean you're going to go again?
Speaker 6: Oh look I can't. I can't. Yeah, I can't comment this.
Speaker 6: I'll leave that I'm under Tagan. But it's not a no,
Speaker 6: it's not a nose.
Speaker 2: I mean it might be you finished on even number
Speaker 2: twelve just sounds so round and so lovely. Yeah, I know,
Speaker 2: but if you go twelve, you've got to upgrade the
Speaker 2: toy out of high as, don't you.
Speaker 6: Yeah, exactly, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Mickey, what sort of a mum is Tagan? Because she
Speaker 3: sounds amazing.
Speaker 6: Oh, she's gross. She's so good. I can't believe she
Speaker 6: hasn't gone crazy. But yeah, she holds it together. And
Speaker 6: yeah she's really good. She's really really good.
Speaker 3: Wow. Wait, will you guys sound like amazing parents who
Speaker 3: working hard for your family? She's a supermum.
Speaker 1: Hey, Mickey, how do you ackon?
Speaker 5: Lauren's going to go at your place?
Speaker 6: She might struggle, I think so, she'll be right.
Speaker 3: Any advice for me? Which one is the naughtiest that
Speaker 3: I need to look out for.
Speaker 6: Oh, they're all naughty in different ways, so you'll be surprised.
Speaker 5: Tech.
Speaker 3: Good on your Mickey. You guys are amazing. Great attitude,
Speaker 3: great attitude, working hard, good Aussie family. Good on your Mickey.
Speaker 6: That's it, thank you, We go all right?
Speaker 1: All right, buddy, you get on.
Speaker 3: You get back to work. We're interrupting you and this
Speaker 3: is probably the only piece and quiet.
Speaker 1: You get.
Speaker 3: That?
Speaker 6: All good? Thanks very much, Guyso.
Speaker 1: Mate, what a dad? Mickey, father of eleven kids tomorrow
Speaker 1: convinced they're done yet.
Speaker 2: We are going to their place. We're taking the show
Speaker 2: on the road. We're going to be live while Auntie
Speaker 2: Laurence steps in to give them the morning off.
Speaker 3: I mean, Heaven help me.
Speaker 1: Honestly, you've been learning the kids names. I want to
Speaker 1: test you. Next end, I've got something i want to
Speaker 1: show Ailey and Ala.
Speaker 3: I've got two down, nine to go. No, it's really
Speaker 3: like you. You, you and you.
Speaker 1: Tea Can sent me a photo yesterday of their kitchen
Speaker 1: set up.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Also, I know what I'm working with for breakfast. Yeah,
Speaker 3: that's good, so I can be mentally prepared.
Speaker 1: There's something that caught my attention straight away in the
Speaker 1: photo that I was like, whoa I mean?
Speaker 3: Is it an outdoor kitchen?
Speaker 1: Makes sense if you've got eleven kids.
Speaker 3: Because I don't know how to light a barbecue.
Speaker 1: You're going to see the photo and I'll describe barbecue.
Speaker 3: That's a good way to cook bacon and eggs.
Speaker 1: So many kids cribe the living condition that you'd be
Speaker 1: working with the kitchen.
Speaker 2: Next on nov you're on the air with Jason Lauren
Speaker 2: Clint here as well. We're doing to thanks to shell
Speaker 2: ready to express.
Speaker 3: Here's a story.
Speaker 4: I'm a girl named Riggan who was busy with the.
Speaker 5: Eleven kids of her own.
Speaker 4: They have three bedrooms and one bathroom in their Cranburn home.
Speaker 1: That's right.
Speaker 2: Tomorrow we're gonna be live from there home as Auntie
Speaker 2: Laurence steps in to help out with the eleven children
Speaker 2: and get them ready.
Speaker 1: There's Stephen sky.
Speaker 3: Don't okay, eleven names I've been learning writing the song. Guys,
Speaker 3: why are you being so mean to me?
Speaker 5: At least let me have Chris as well.
Speaker 1: Karen, don't forget Karen, Karen, yep, Okay, you're ready? Okay?
Speaker 1: Are you ready to do the names?
Speaker 3: I'll try.
Speaker 1: I need a tick sheet. There's Henry okay, eleven name,
Speaker 1: go for it, go for it.
Speaker 3: Learn during the song. Hayley, Ella, Kate, Zoey, Lylah Roland, Kate, Piper.
Speaker 3: I've missed one, Addison, Skyler and Oakley. Eleven kids, guys.
Speaker 5: Well just one out of order.
Speaker 3: That's well, there was in age order and I missed one.
Speaker 1: Do you know how many times are yelled the kid's
Speaker 1: the wrong name?
Speaker 3: I know my mum used to do that.
Speaker 1: We were like Lauren, no, hang on that the Felix like.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think we were just B one and B two.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Right, Well, I'm impressed. Do you want to see
Speaker 1: what you're working with tomorrow?
Speaker 3: Okay, So I'm going over If you've just tuned in
Speaker 3: eleven kids. God knows what mum and dad's names are.
Speaker 3: Remember the eleven kids names I've forgotten then and Mickey
Speaker 3: Mickey Michael Mickey. All right, I'm going to help the
Speaker 3: eleven children get ready for the school run tomorrow morning.
Speaker 3: Will be in the mini bus. We'll be cooking breakfast.
Speaker 1: Make sure a high van. Yeah yeah, Now I think you.
Speaker 3: Need a bus license for that, so I'm not driving, Brody.
Speaker 1: Does she need a bus license to drive.
Speaker 5: A heavy vehicle?
Speaker 3: Liken, Okay, I don't have one, so Teagan can drive.
Speaker 3: I'll be in the passenger seat.
Speaker 5: I don't think there's room for you in the passenger seat.
Speaker 3: Is that well, one of the kids is going to
Speaker 3: have to walk. Surely the fifteen year old twins ride
Speaker 3: their bikes to school or something.
Speaker 1: You're going to be the evil Auntie coming in.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, get out, kids. Make room for Auntie Lauren
Speaker 3: because she ain't walking. Imagine me chasing next to the bus.
Speaker 3: Wait for me, it's a waddle next to it.
Speaker 2: All right, here's the game tomorrow morning. You have to
Speaker 2: be preparing breakfast. There was something that stood out, Oh
Speaker 2: wasn't there for me? Instantly in the photo of the
Speaker 2: kitchen and it makes complete sense.
Speaker 5: Okay, I asked you about timing.
Speaker 1: This is the kitchen.
Speaker 5: Okay, there's a bit to work with.
Speaker 3: So there's four toasters. That's good. I can get many.
Speaker 1: Times four, six, eight around the corner. That's ten slices
Speaker 1: of bread.
Speaker 3: There's two toasters with four slices for slaps.
Speaker 1: Great.
Speaker 3: I can cook them all a piece of toast at
Speaker 3: the same time. Yeah, that makes sense there, so.
Speaker 2: That doesn't that that was worrying us. Yeah, the time,
Speaker 2: by the time you butter toast six cold.
Speaker 3: Okay, there's an ice machine jas. Yeah, that's a nice machine.
Speaker 3: Keep the eye drink bottles cool. Now the stove is
Speaker 3: covered in things well.
Speaker 1: Because they need the bench space. But you have to
Speaker 1: take that off to you know, it's you know.
Speaker 2: It stood out for me as well stood up for you.
Speaker 2: You know what every parent hates dealing with. I swear
Speaker 2: to God there's a hole somewhere in this world where
Speaker 2: they all just fall down and you never see again.
Speaker 1: Water bottles, water bottles.
Speaker 3: That's why we've got the ice machine to make the
Speaker 3: eleven water. Now, how many kids of the eleven go
Speaker 3: to school? Eight? So don't mean I need to eight
Speaker 3: lunch boxes.
Speaker 2: They've got the double draw air fry. Where's that next
Speaker 2: to the toaster.
Speaker 3: But we're not doing air frying for breakfast. Everyone's getting
Speaker 3: VEGEA might toast tomorrow, that's it.
Speaker 1: We have a fry the eggs you can.
Speaker 3: I'm not doing that. They're getting toast. Everyone's having just protein. No,
Speaker 3: one day won't kill them. I'll give them a protein
Speaker 3: shake in the drink.
Speaker 2: No, you're not doing protein shakes any Are there any Celiacs.
Speaker 1: Diet?
Speaker 5: That's that's going to be interesting.
Speaker 1: A gluten in there.
Speaker 3: They can have a banana. I mean it's you take
Speaker 3: a fruit basket. That's always a good idea.
Speaker 1: The ovens there, that's an oven.
Speaker 3: Who's cooking breakfast in the oven?
Speaker 5: Sukar?
Speaker 3: No, No, we're not doing that's is that a toasting machine?
Speaker 5: Where's that where right nex next to the.
Speaker 3: So you could do cheese toast? No night, that's it's
Speaker 3: it's a Thursday morning. It's a school day. It's not
Speaker 3: Sunday morning. I'm not making pancakes or anything like pancakes.
Speaker 1: Pancakes.
Speaker 3: I call the pancake parle and get them delivered protein pancakes, preferably.
Speaker 5: Lauren Fair to say, you're going.
Speaker 3: To have the sunglasses on stop top of the stove.
Speaker 3: Do I have to wear them in case someone throws
Speaker 3: something at me?
Speaker 1: So, Mickey, the dad story sunglasses on top of the
Speaker 1: what do they call the rain? Should? The rain should? Well?
Speaker 1: Because there's no room in the it's a three bedroom house,
Speaker 1: one bathroom.
Speaker 3: Oh, the sunglasses things are in the vents. That's quite clever. Okay,
Speaker 3: any other photos to Oh there's a lot of steak
Speaker 3: knives there.
Speaker 1: Make sure that I'll tell you what. There's a lot
Speaker 1: of water bottles.
Speaker 2: Also that you left to clear the dining room table
Speaker 2: because that's where their clothes are drying.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, okay, so their BMX is are they Yeah,
Speaker 3: they'll definitely be riding their bikes to school.
Speaker 1: Yeah good cool?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, Oh that's I could help put the shing away.
Speaker 3: That's no problem.
Speaker 5: Up my house, LA does look a bit like your hand.
Speaker 3: I'm good at folding, washing, so I can help with that.
Speaker 3: That's no bother I'm not good at.
Speaker 2: There's beautiful artwork with the handprints not on the wall
Speaker 2: like a don what do you call it?
Speaker 3: The hand?
Speaker 5: Add your hand to the you.
Speaker 1: Know what stood out to me?
Speaker 2: Can we go to the lounge room, there's there's not
Speaker 2: enough seats for everyone to sit down, just like it's thirty.
Speaker 3: Like movie sessions, like you get the five thirty seating.
Speaker 3: I'll be running a chart. I'll be bringing a spreadsheet
Speaker 3: like a float chart.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, wow, Okay, about eight slices of toasts, that's great.
Speaker 3: No, that's good news for me. That's that's made me
Speaker 3: very happy. I thought I would have a full slice
Speaker 3: and that's it for eleven kids. I'll be making a
Speaker 3: toast plate in the morning.
Speaker 1: Can you take us to the break with your niece
Speaker 1: and nephew's names.
Speaker 3: Please, Hayley, Ella, Kate, Zoey, Lylah, Ryland, Kate, Kate, don't
Speaker 3: tell me, don't tell me. I know what it is.
Speaker 3: As starts with an A Addison, Piper Oakley and Skyla Boom.
Speaker 1: You've got Peter.
Speaker 3: There's no Peter, there's no Pointer.
Speaker 1: Little Joey, no Joey.
Speaker 3: Okay, they've got two dogs as well, don't they dogs.
Speaker 1: We've forgot the dogs.
Speaker 3: I guarantee I'll spend more time in the yard padding
Speaker 3: the dogs and playing with these children.
Speaker 1: Tomorrow we are live from their place.
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